The Brilliant Idiots - 2 Man Group

Episode Date: January 17, 2025

This episode covers everything from global politics, like the Israel-Gaza ceasefire, to rap beefs between Drake and Kendrick Lamar, and even the latest drama in Congress featuring Nancy Mace and Jasmine Crockett. Expect hot takes, unexpected tangents (yes, paddle sports make a surprise appearance), and the type of candid humor that keeps you coming back for more. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots The Wind on Her Tongue - Anita Kopacz https://a.co/d/fWDancH Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlamany guy. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast, back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Let me take a sip of water. Mmm. Mmm. Ugh. You know, nuts, dude.

Ugh. Nuts to have you, you know, they stick to the roof of your mouth. Honey roast and peanuts. As a Kyle Walker. Hello, sir. How are you, man? I'm good, bro. A lot going on.

Literally, we're taping this on a Wednesday. And as I'm just driving over here, it's just shit happening. What do you mean? All types of shit. Like? Seasfire. Seasfire. And between Israel and Guadalup. Yep. Who gets the credit for that?

Frumpito, obviously. Tea dog. Prism disagrees. Joe Biden's final gift to the American people. Trump said this shit got to be done before I get in office. That's what he said. All hell's going to break out. All hell is going to break loose.

If those hostages aren't back, I don't want to hurt your negotiation. If they're not back by the time I get into office, all hell will break out in the Middle East. And it will not be good for Hamas and it will not be good, frankly, for anyone. All hell will break out. I don't have to say anymore, but that's what it is. And they should have given them back a long time.

They should have never taken him. Chris? Look at Joe Biden. So you give the wind to truck? I don't give the win. I don't see who else gets the way. How could you give it to anybody else? If Joe Biden could have done this, why didn't he do it for the last fucking two years?

It was ready today. There you go. What do you mean? It was ready. Here's my counter. Here's my counter. Yeah, give me your counter. All right.

So there's a similar precedent with the American hostages in Iran situation where Carter had been negotiating, you know. Ben Affleck did that, Chris. Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck did it. Stop trying to steal credit from Ben Affleck. Really? Ben Affleck.

What you put on the Dead Devil suit and fucking? It was a Batman suit. He didn't even put on a superhero suit. He just was out there. He was a CIA agent. And he was just out there. He snuck them all back. He turned them into Canadians.

That's how you get him out. Made him Canadians. What did you buy about the lie about Chris? What happened now? Right. So basically what happened is Reagan negotiated with the Iranians and they got a deal done. But part of the deal was you're not sending these people home until I'm the president in office after inauguration. That's the way it was done.

You would think Trump would say the same thing. Now you're going to wait. No, Trump said get it done before. I go to hell's going to break out. He goes, I don't want to deal with this. We got other things to do. Chris, I know, and this is what I was, me and Chris were talking about earlier, I said, until smart Democrats like Chris start having honest conversations about the party and what they do,

nothing is going to change. They can't. We have to look at the timeline. From the time Trump said that, that is when conversations started to speed up. And I mean, Israeli TV is saying the same thing. Israeli Channel 14 political commentator Tamir Morag told his audience Tuesday, Donald Trump is putting heavy pressure not only on Hamas and the Qatari's, but also on us to reach it. deal, the headline of the article is Trump gets credit for what looks like Joe Biden's ceasefire

proposal in Gaza, says U.S. President-elect Donald Trump has reportedly leaned heavily on Israel to make a deal amid the relief at the prospect of hostage is returning home and an into the slaughter and destruction in Gaza. All I heard was what looks like Joe Biden's deal. That's the headline. It says for some observers. I'm burying the lead, Channel 14 in Israel. Why, though? Joe Biden's deal. Thank you, President You, T-Dog, T-Dog, let me tell you something. Uncle T, I got to tell you something, man. You're never going to get credit for the greatness that you do.

Many, many, many years from now, we'll probably look back at this and be like, wow, he was one of the greatest presidents ever. But you're never going to get credit because there are going to be people like Chris Moreau out there, Chinese loyalists who want to do anything in their power to discredit you. Just the opposite. What are you talking about? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. You think we believe you for fucking Taiwan? I want. You think we've been believing that bullshit on.

All this time? Cover blown, cover blown, cover blown. No, we know he's really. Let's add some context to this for people who just joined. Look how he's sitting off Chinese. Chris's family is Taiwanese. He's married to a Taiwanese. Says who. He says it.

And none of us can tell the different. They need them. What? What? You're trying to, you're trying to, you don't know. I only know Taiwan. Tell me right now, you watch Squid Gaming, you know who's who. Damn.

Listen. If they didn't have the numbers, if they didn't number them, You honestly? You don't think Koreans have a look, honestly, though. Say again? Koreans have a look. You can tell Koreans. I know you can.

I love that. That was awesome. What is Chris always say? Thou doth protect too much. No, Chris, why don't you tell us how you can tell Koreans? Koreans have a look. Japanese have a look. You line up a Korean, a Japanese, a Chinese,

give Andrew a true serum. He's going to get them right 10 times out of 10. Why me? Why me, though? You're a cultural individual. You grew up in an Asian school. You know, don't stop it. Come on, man.

That's like the black guy who had to taste all the chickens. You remember he was like, this is pop-pie. No, you're going to five-to-five. Have a shelter in front of a bunch of Asians. Oh, I got lock about it. You can't trick me. I can tell it if they're in America, fresh off the boat America. Chinese don't shave their legs, even if they're adults.

You didn't know that? Oh, you didn't see that at school? I didn't go to school with Asian. Really? Just ample. Oh, shit. Listen, it says for some observers, the key difference is an incoming U.S. president who is rarely prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu found it hard to say no to.

It says Trump pressed hard and he clearly told the prime minister that he wants to see a deal before his inauguration. This is Israeli news, Chris. I mean, Israeli news is very fractured, just like the American news. What Fox says versus MSNBC, two completely different things. I need to hear from both sides.

You got a point. No, listen, I've been telling y'all this for the last couple years. If you lie to people about Democrats, they won't believe you when you tell the truth about Republicans. And vice versa for the other party. So you have to be honest

when it's time to be honest. Why don't we just look at this as Americans and say, Get on your knees and apologize. I like that, Go ahead and apologize. Look at President Biden working so hard for this behind the scenes for so many months over a year

and then coming together with incoming President Trump just to put a little extra weight on the scales to get the deal done. That's teamwork. Do you think President Biden knows what's happening in Israel, Palestine? Genuinely, like the back of his hand. Really?

This guy's claim was always international politics, never domestic. Domestic was always, frankly, his weak point. He's been a master of international politics. I think he's incredibly well-versed about what's- You think, President Biden's-goat with the back of his hand looks like. Rinkled, but yes. The fact that you think Biden is lucid enough to make any decision is absolutely. I think he does.

Honestly, I think he is. I don't think he can articulate it particularly well. But he can think about it. 1,000%. All right. Fair enough. Yeah, shout out Trump. You're never going to get the credit you deserve, though, man.

It's all good. It's all good. Because some of us are out here, you know what I mean? And we see the good that you're doing. We see the peace you're bringing it to the world. Yesterday. I need an extension on my taxes, by the way. I just want to let you know.

I did a little oopsie daisy. So just talk to the boys at the IRS and we'll have that shit sorted out. Yesterday, Drake pulled his petition. I remember he filed a petition. Yep. He pulled it yesterday And I told y'all Well, I didn't tell y'all

Because I wasn't here at Brinitis But as soon as he pulled it The next couple of texts I got was But he's going to file a lawsuit tomorrow And he filed it And he filed a lawsuit He filed a defamation lawsuit Over Kendrick Lamar's disc tract

Not like us Drake is bringing Find me a shorter one to read it The Daily Mail be just too long That's the Daily Mail That's the Guardian I read some of it. Let's see. Drake, can you make it bigger, please?

Drake is bringing legal action against Universal Music Group as a result of Lamar's track, Not Like Us. Drake has filed a defamation lawsuit against Universal Music Group, director-labeled he and rival Kendrick Lamar's share over the latter artist's disc track, not like us. The lawsuit filed in the New York Federal Court on Wednesday comes shortly after the Canadian rapper born R.B. Drake Graham withdrew a legal challenge he made against UMG and Spotify,

alleging they artificially inflated the popularity of Lamar's track. That is so culturally clueless. That filing, not a lawsuit, but a petition for documents and preparation for a potential lawsuit filing, accused UMG and Spotify of trying to manipulate and saturate the screaming services and airwaves. Lawyers for the rapper had claimed that UMG paid influences and radio stations to play the track, not like us, which topped the U.S. charge and proved to be the hammer blow in the Drake-Lamar feud between March and May of last year.

Let's get to the lawsuit, Taylor. The new defamation suit accuses UMG of defamation and harassment, calling the release and promotion of Lamar's hit track with lyrics labeling Drake a certified pedophile, an example of valuing corporate greed over the safety and well-being of its artist. The suit alleges that UMG approved, published, and launched a campaign to create a viral hit out of a rap track that was intended to convey the specific, unmistakable, and false factual allegation that Drake is a criminal pedophile, and it suggested the public should resort to vigilante justice in response. Ooh, that's a good line. I didn't think about that. Noting that the track's artwork featured a picture of Drake's house with markers meant to identify the homes and registered sex offenders, the suit refers to a shooting that occurred outside the residence.

Days after the tracks release, injuring a security guard, it refers to this incident as well as two attempted trespassings in the subsequent days as the 2024 equivalent of pizza game. Ooh, okay. That's fire. I like this angle. This is fire. I like this angle.

I like the vigilante justice and response. No, no, but do you see what he's saying? He's saying that the song caused people to truly think he was a pedophile, and then they went and shot up his house hoping to kill a pedophile. Yeah. Just like Pizza Gate. The reason that's not going to fly, though, is because it's Drake's fault. We talked about this during the battle.

Drake didn't just target Kendrick. Drake targeted multiple people in those disc records. So, the Weekends manager or former manager or some of the manager, or some of the weekend's manager, shit like that, get shot in California. And then Drake's security guard gets shot in fucking Toronto. Everybody know that was a beef between

Drake and the weekend. So this is what happens when you bring... I didn't know that. Until you said that right now. Not everybody knew that. I mean... Two people died over... No, no, nobody died. Nobody died. He's got shot. It's got shot. The weekend's former man. I think... Yeah, he could die.

Seesfire now. My point is, Drake cast such a wide... net in his disc records. He was beefing with like four to five, six different people. How can you prove and pinpoint that your house got shot up just because of not like us? You can't. But you're going to throw it into the accusation.

Yep. Why would you not stack the deck? Listen. I actually like this move. I like this move. This is fire. This is the same thing. We need more litigation and rap.

No, no. I'm suing too. But you're not a rapper. I'm suing. Hey the damn. Yeah. I told John, months ago, but Drake was going to sue.

Nobody's going to allow you to call them a pedophile, a child molester, would not take some sort of legal action. But we do have to look at the hypocrisy in this. They're both signed the UMG. Not only the UMG push not like us, they push records from Drake, what Drake was saying,

Kendrick was a woman be the, what Drake was saying, Kendrick's the mother of child. Do we know for a fact that those records released with UMG? Yes, we do. And do we know for a fact that they discounted the spins on those records?

What do you mean? So what he's alleging is that they gave a discounted rate for the spins for Not Like Us, which promoted the record and made it more advantageous for the Spotify's and the Apple Musics of the world to play it. So if they didn't do that same thing for his disc records, then you could make the argument that they prioritize Kendrick over Drake. No, you know who prioritized Kendrick over Drake, the people. But you're not addressing what I just said at all. Because it's not, because it's because it, here why it doesn't matter. And it's just a knock than none of them.

Euphoria didn't do it not like us did. 6.16 in LA didn't do it not like us did. Meet the Grams didn't do it not like us did. Push-ups didn't do it not like us did. The Taylor Made record with Drake and, when he did the Snoop and Tupac didn't do it not like us did. Family Matters didn't do it not like us did.

The Hard Part 6 didn't do it not like us did. Not Like Us is an undeniable hit record, y'all. Didn't need no sauce on something. it. None whatsoever. Immediately. Instant hit. Out of here. And there's things that you can't even factor in. You can't factor in the Los Angeles Dodgers winning the World Series? No, no, no. I'm not saying that those things aren't all so true. But what he's alleging is that, let's say, for example, we both have cereal companies, right? And we want, what's it called? We want space at Costco. And Costco goes, for sure, that sounds great. I'd love to put your cereal in Costco.

and then your cereal they sell for $3 and my cereal they sell for $4. I'm like, well, hold on. Why didn't you tell me that we could do $3 too? Because otherwise, he's going to beat me out. People are going to have the cheaper cereal and more people are going to buy that and they're going to make way more money. It's going to be way more successful brand. So I think what he's alleging is that there is a discount applied to Kendrick stuff.

That's not true, though. Okay. So if we know that they discounted both of them, then there shouldn't be any allegation in the first place. I don't even think they discounted it. I think it's one of those situations where you throw a bunch of things against the wall and whatever sticks, that's what you push. We do it all the time. Like, you know, you might go on stage and try out three or four jokes and be like, all right, them three didn't really hit.

But this one, they fucking with this one. So that's when you keep working out, working out, working out. So it wasn't premeditated? No. They let both of them do their thing and the people decided. They're right. These records weren't even coming out via the labels. They would just drop it.

Now here's the thing. If that thing that thing that they threw against the wall, if that strategy that they're just like, who cares? Let's just see if any of this works. If it does work, it does incentivize people to playlist one song more than another. That's what his allegation is. So even if they weren't thinking about it, it does put Drake in a disadvantageous situation into beef. And they're essentially discounting the spins of the song that calls him a pedophile. So regardless of the song is a smack hit, no matter what it would be a hit, they should have charged full price, it's still going to be a hit 100%.

Does he have a legal play at all here? No. I don't know. All the times that Drake got his music playing in rotation, he can't be mad because you said it before. UMG or whatever, like they're, they used to spin his stuff all the time. Tell us not wrong. You know how hard it is to prove defamation suit when you're a public figure? Yes. He's got to prove that he lost money. Hard. How can he prove he lost money when he's the number one streamed artist?

Exactly. He's going on tour. All this shit is sold out. Exactly. Nothing happened to you. No, but the first angle is good. What? Like the violence angle.

Yeah, his house got shot up. Honestly, as a rapper, that's the worst thing. Why, why? He's already digging the worst angle by suing, period. But I mean, at least now he might have a chance to win. This is like, this is proving, this just makes the record bigger. This is just proving, hey, Drake, you're really not like us.

And you know, the lawsuit also says how concerned he is about this song playing at the Super Bowl, which we knew already. Oh, really? Yes. It says he's very concerned about this song playing at the Super Bowl. And he said that UMG pushed Kendrick to be in the Super Bowl. That makes no sense. U.M.G doesn't have anything to do with

the fucking Super Bowl halftime. I know. I guess they would make money off. I guess they would make money off. You think Kendr's going to make a twist to it, regardless? He has to play it. I mean, he got got to play it. If there's like it. Anything like me. Yeah. I will never stop performing not like that.

No, no. When I know something. Oh, my God. We know that. I got to keep going. Like, I don't, here's my thing about Drake that that's like, damn, yo, why is nobody around him? Stuff like this, when you show people that you're this bothered, it just makes the L even bigger. And he's showed over and over how bothered he is.

But this was, I even say this, if we hadn't heard anything from Drake over the month since not like us been out and he did this, he filed a lawsuit for defamation, I'd be like, I can see that. That makes sense, right? I can see that. He got called a pedophilist and that. Even though, I think it's hypocritical because he said filed things about Kendrick as well. Absolutely.

But I could still say, okay, I saw that coming. But the fact that he just has not handled any of this well since not like us dropped, it's really sad, man. It's really sad, you. He's affected, bro. He's affected. By what? Just losing a battle, you lost.

You got so what, you're on it? He's so used to be on top. That's the problem. Well, be a bottom. That's why you should be first. That's why I tell folks gotta be versed. Everybody gets so stuck on wanting to be the top. Try being the bottom.

Sometimes you're going to take it. And when you know how to take it, you actually know how to give it better. Do you think McMill is happy about this? What the fuck? Do you think McMill is happy about it? Why are you not reacting to what the fucking crazy guy? I don't.

I should have never talked you about gay fun, bro. She know her uncle. She's not. You know her uncle. She's not. You got to call, you know, that's your gunkle, right? You got to call your gunkle. That's your gunkle.

Everybody need a gunkle. That's your gunkle right there, yo. That's your gay-ass uncle. You said, Meeke did what? You think he's happy seeing this. And meek too big about to buy TikTok, yo. He don't give up. He got bigger fish to fry.

But do you think I'm just saying after how, even though they're, I guess, friends how Drake basically embarrassed him now seeing it turn around on Drake. Meek handled losing to Drake way better than Drake's losing to Meek Mill. I mean losing to Kendrick. It's not even close. It's not even close. Drake has, this is the worst handling of a rap beef loss I've ever seen in my life. Do you think he comes back from it at all?

Like he makes a hit. He's going to be fine. I don't know. I don't know anymore. It's going to be fine. Let me tell you why I don't know. Why? Taylor, you are one.

Let's say BPP ain't acting right. BPP not acting right. BPP can do whatever the fuck he wants, huh? BPP not acting right. Tell that man, nothing. When BPP not acting right, when BPP does something that you don't like, do you give him all of you? Or do it take a while for him to get back all of you?

And not long. Does you see him come out that shower? That's it. That shit. That's just swinging. That shit. Dang it. That shit, winging.

That shit never stops swings. Look at her blushing. God, damn. Oh, that's crazy. She misses it. You all realize. Is this motherfucker-lof-lof-upice? You got to put some peanuts on the carpet.

You got to put some peanuts on the carpet. It's not your business. I know how you get with big dick, so I'm not going to see no. I'm not going to lie. I had a big dick. That's the one thing I would want to do. Eat some penis on the carpet. If you could pick peanuts on the carpet with that,

yeah. That would have no reason to keep foreskin. Of course. Of course. You're going to keep a little fucking smegma on it so you can fucking drop into the floor and the nuttle stick to the smegma so they look like a fucking boom.

Snuffalo get eaten up a peanut. You hold your nose, you take a deep breath, your dick hole. What? Dick has suction on it. You didn't know that? You didn't know that? Guys, we're only 25 minutes in.

We're only 25 minutes. Okay, we scribe the birthday, everything. That's the point. Okay. Why are you, why are you, why are you, are you, are you, a bother that we're breaking new record? Yo, Taylor, and I mean this sincerely, I've never seen your energy be this relaxed. Never!

You must have got your-shout the BPP, man. Oh, shout-out of BPP, yo, you fucked her up, yo. Word up. You broke this girl down. I just don't want to wait until the wedding to meet him. Why? Why would you want me to be so embarrassing at a wedding? Like, let me get all of this out of the way.

Get the embarrassment out of the media. No, that's a good point. Why do you need me in the wedding? Don't be foolish, you know what? I know you're going to act great because my mom's going to be be there too. So you're not going to do something. I'm going to act drunk. I'm going to take one sip and go crazy. I'm going to start crying and shit. No, this is going to be good. I'm going to fall on the floor, breakdancing. You're going to come out in your dress. I'm like, I never thought I'd see the thing. You know what I'm saying? When they say the part about, um, does anybody in here object, I'm going to stand up and say I dare one of y'all. Okay. You're strap in your head for this. Okay. So you might as well just let me meet them now. Yeah, let's just get it over it. We bring it on a I think the brilliant idiots need to beat him too.

Come on. I'm sure he's a smart guy. He is definitely really smart. He's a smart ass too. I just don't know. I'm gonna put that dick later to his crotch. And I'm gonna say which I'm gonna keep flicking dicks. I'm gonna say which one?

Which one you said? Best in Q. All of my short dicks. Hold on, let's see. Hold on. How would you do it? He only wants to bring it out. Taylor, go on.

Okay, look, okay. Okay. Okay. Got to do it on. Can you do it on that wall or something so the people at home can see this? They sent me more these, too. They sent me six of them. I had motherfucking Donnell Rawlins looking like he was about to get assassinated.

He was covered in fucking red dots. All right? But the moral of the story is Drake, yeah, man, I just don't even know how this ends anymore. And Drake is just prolonging it. Like, you don't have to prolong this shit. Drake could have just been silent a long time ago, let the Kendrick Wave do what it does. And even if the Kendrick Wave lasted a couple of years. Oh, let me get back to my original point.

My point was, it's going to be tough for Drake right now because I don't even know if Drake can release music on Spotify or on playlist while this lawsuit is going on. It's a lawsuit. I don't know if Drake's going to be able to release music being UMG. I don't know if he's going to be able to put music on playlist. I don't even know if radio can play new music. I don't know how this works. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how this works.

But I would assume that if you're in the midst of a lawsuit, UMG is probably not going to be putting out no music. And the playlist, the screaming services won't be putting his music on playlist. I don't know. I could be completely wrong. That's interesting. I'm just saying, I could be wrong. I don't know.

I don't know. I think they keep doing it. I think they keep doing it. God bless, man. Drake had one nice move, though, sending an actor. on that dummy mission for LeBron? Oh, man. Yeah, what did you think about that?

Yeah, I didn't, I don't think that was a good move. The reason I don't think that was a good move is because... On act or... On act? I don't think you should jump out the window and say things about somebody that the person feeding you isn't willing to say themselves. You know what I mean?

And I just don't know why. Like, I don't know what's the... What does act gain from me? So I think Drake was getting heat for insinuating that in that freestyle. Yeah. And so Drake wanted to take that heat off of him and he's like, yo, act, they put this battery in your back in case if he tries to sue you, I got proof to show that. But he lied to act at first.

And that's what I don't like. See, here's the thing. He tried to make shit. As much as people give act shit, act is very credible in the hip-hop space. He's just it. He's a credible personality in the hip-hop space. You can like them, you can love him, whatever. But he's not just saying lies on the internet.

Yes, for the most part. Right? We don't know. But for the most part. So what happens is when Drake comes out and Drake goes, this dude puts out these texts about Drake. And then Drake hits Act and says, you're not true.

But then the dude comes back and shows us that it is true. Now we're like, oh, so Act got bad, bad information. That doesn't hurt your credibility. Why it doesn't hurt your credibility? Because we can tell this desperate dude from Canada is feeding you bad information. So it's like, okay, act, no better next time. So I just don't like play the clip, Taylor.

Even now, eight, oh, you can play the clip. It's eight minutes. Oh. It's eight minutes? This one? Yeah. No, you don't have to play the whole thing. Just play the beginning.

People, maybe Drake will keep teasing it. Let me just tell you what I've heard. Yo, LeBron, you and Drake use on your fans. Okay? You've been cheating on your goddamn wife. Drake used to facilitate the host and basically, essentially, you can't dance to a song

about him being a pedophile. He used to supply you with the bitches. I'm sorry, my nigga. Yes, if I'm Drake, I stitch on you too. Sorry, buddy. You can't do that. No. You've been living a lie

and everybody's been thinking you're this perfect guy, but when you come to Canada, I know some of the whores. When you come to Canada, you know you come to certain places, I'm supplying you with the white women you love. You don't even like black men.

White women. I like God. So when I bring the Tings, and I'm hooking you up, when Kendrick drops the song saying, Certify lover boy, certified peddle. You're the first one you say,

whoa, me and Drake done this in two men. He ain't never bring no underage girl. What the fuck is you talking about? How about you shut the fuck up and don't dance, don't do nothing. and how about you go win some championships? I'm sorry.

I'm stinching on you. Those are you guys into that. Those are some heavy accusations to put on somebody. I don't know what's true and what's not true. I just don't see the point of academics saying that because I wouldn't want to see academics get caught up in no legal trouble because at the end of the day, Drake not going to take care of his legal fees. And I'm not going to say anything for Drake that Drake isn't willing to say for himself.

But look how, why there's such a smart move. Why is that smart move? You put LeBron in the position, of either having to sue act. If LeBron was cheating, he knows that there's proof out there. So it would be dumb for him to sue act. Can I say something to you?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. And then if he doesn't sue, if he just stays quiet, now the court of public opinion is going to just think, oh, you've been cheating on your wife for all this stuff. I don't know what LeBron James does,

but I know LeBron has been with his wife for a long time. You think she don't know her man? You think that she don't know if her man has done? Like, to us, this might be new news. They might have already had these fights in house. I don't even know.

And by the way, I don't know what's true and what's not true. I'm just saying, like, we make these assumptions, right? And Drake can still, I mean, LeBron can still so if he wants to. You know why? Because LeBron's a motherfucking billion. And I keep telling y'all this, and I told y'all this about Drake. This isn't just LeBron.

When you're talking about an entity that generates multi-billions of dollars for people and his image is everything, there's going to be people who are not going to play about that. Fuck street shit. But that's what I. Corporate shit. why it's smart on Drake because Drake isn't fucking with LeBron right now. He's probably tight. He has good reason to be upset.

So it's like, hey, let me put AC on this dummy mission to hurt your image. What's the point of Drake doing that and what's the point of AC wanting to do that for Drake? There's no reason for Drake to do that. If Drake jumped out the window and say, yo, you've been cheating on your wife. We've been going on

two men's. Drake would look stupid. Drake would look stupid if he'd look even stupid in doing this, knowing that. No, but this is act jumping out the window. We know Drake jumping out of the window. We know Drake's not. We know, Drake's feeding them. The guy put out a freestyle called Fighting Irish. Yeah. It's based off LeBron's high school team.

We know what Drake is trying to say. I'm just saying everybody's talking about this story as academics outing LeBron. Nobody's saying Drake outing out. That is true. Not true. No, no. Everybody knows acts doing this on behalf of Drake because Drake's best that. Well, yes, people believe he's doing on behalf of, for sure.

But it is academics doing it. But also, like, who's coming from Drake? Who's judging? Like, imagine spending a million. year in your body and fucking your wife only. You are you are. Yeah, you're a married man. I don't spend a million dollars to hear on my body, bro.

You be paid for personal traders. You got to spend a million, a million? A million? I just, here's my, I just don't. And I say this to all broadcast. How much you spend on your body a year? Bro. God.

Get a new. And you look like that? Get a new body. You got a new body guy. You spend $1.00. You spend $1.00. Yeah. Eating right.

I got a gym in my house. Like, yeah, I got a trainer. What are you working on? I look good, baby. I don't know what you're talking about. Well, that's not a million dollars. That's not a million. I didn't say a million.

You said $1. Because if you're paying... You're supposed to look like an Avenger. Yeah. You're paying a trainer, right? You pay for the $1 million. You pay for the gym in your house. You pay for supplements and other stuff. You pay for the gym in your house. That's a one-time thing.

Nah, you pay for the gym in your house. I just say, I mean, I probably . How much you think you pay? You need a refill. Alex, you look good. Fake. I need a real... Don't Joe. You want me to come up out of the shirt? I don't know what this time, nigger?

You know what this I'm talking about. You know, what you're talking about. Don't get the posture to chat. You're fucking. How are you wanting? You know what you want it? We hit the door! You know why?

Because motherfuckers would be looking fat. Do you think you need a trainer? Huh? Do you think you need a trainer for motivation? Bro. Yeah, I didn't train him. He's a certified bretophile. Look at the time.

Because I'll continue to do the same shit over and over. And once you do the same shit over and over, it's not impacting you in nowhere. I thought your wife also did that stuff too, though. He does. So why can't she just, like, I feel like you want to have to... Because I don't listen, you know, you're looking to women. Yeah. Yo.

What you mean? But I'm just saying, you can also look online. I feel like you don't need those. $1 a year to look like he working at you. Yeah. I'm a big ass. What? Listen.

Get out of here, you know. I'm not saying it's like $500,000. Yeah. $1,000, I'm sure. If you tally it all up. Yeah, if you tally that shit. And the money I spend. on equipment. Like, I have a gym in my house. I buy

equipment. It's not like, you know, I mean, the gym was already there, but, you know, you buy different equipment to put inside it. Charlie, you look good, right? I know I do. Yo, you look good. You look good, bro. Especially compared to everybody else that sits in front of these motherfucking microphones. You fat, wide hip-having bastards.

That's why y'all motherfuck. I'll be seeing your knees. I see your knees in the summer, you fat fucks. Listen, my point is this. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't like this for act. This wasn't, and I don't even hit act. Because, you know, who am I to hit somebody and be like, all right, bro? That said a lot.

That was wild. Like, I know me. I've said some wild shit. That one I was just like, yo, Ack, come on, bro. That shit was funny, though. It's always funny. It's never not funny.

I love when Ack is exacerbated. I just don't know, and I don't love no rapper that much. You don't love what? I don't love no rapper that much. I don't love any of, I don't love any artist that much to go to the mat for him like this.

It's like, God, damn, yo. But that's what is, it's kind of refreshing because he just doesn't care to look corny it, so to speak. Refreshing how? Why are they refreshing to watch people crash out? I don't want to, that's the other thing. No, but this is, I think he, act is not dumb.

Act is not going to jump out the window unless he has proof, I think. So I think the only reason why he's jumping out the window is because he has proof and he's waiting for LeBron and hey, you want to take it there? What? Do you think he watched the video?

Probably. You know? Listen, he does his research. You swap jerseys after you do that? The hypotheticals that these people come up with, like that that's shit that Alex just said is insane to me. Why?

Why does Act got to have any proof? Why not? Because he's going to put his whole fucking reputation on the line. Not reputation. That's your question. His platform. Have you heard of Act say anything like this, prior to Drake's fighting Irish for the fact.

No. So where do you think Dr. Act even got influenced or even got this information? No. I don't even know if he got it from Drake. I think he got it from the girls. Cut it out. I think the girls are saying.

What I'm saying is he's not going to risk losing his platform. How can he lose his platform? He's on YouTube. If LeBron sues him. Since when do people get sued and lose their YouTube? Uh, Tasha K. She didn't lose her YouTube? Oh, I thought she got sued.

I thought she got demoted. She got it with a lawsuit and had to pay $4 million. She didn't pay it, but that's what she owed. But isn't she demonetized on YouTube? Not that I know. I mean, why would they demonetize her? She needs to make money so she could pay that lawsuit. Yeah, not that I know of.

My point is, but to what everything you just said, it's just all unnecessary. I don't need anybody, especially like LeBron or any of his multibillion-dollar conglomerates and partners coming after me. Right. Like, what's the point? Like, what, but Drake? Yeah. You think Jake's painting him? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I just don't know. I don't know what if the reason. My point is, I don't know the reason for any of this. Like, there's not, there's no reason for Drake to be trying to bring LeBron into it. And there's definitely no reason for act to be listening to Drake and, you know, going after LeBron like that. Like, yeah.

That just, no. You think LeBron has ever had a two man before? I don't even know what the fuck a two man is. What is a two-man? What do you think of this? It sounds like a, I don't know. What is a two-man? I don't know.

I was trying to, is it a basketball reference? Maybe. So they were playing basketball against girls? See, I never heard the term two-mans. I don't know. Why are we so sure that it's sexual? Like, what if they were just, I don't know, what if they were sitting down there listening to women?

I don't be honest. This conversation just had like a listening to them. This conversation just means. makes me uncomfortable as a married man. I agree. I looked it up. It just makes me uncomfortable. It really does.

Something that involves or is designed for only two people. Oh, wow. So you called him gay? At called Drake and Braun gay? Straightforward way to say two person or for two individuals. Wow. So, Act really called him gay.

So Act is out there like... Well, wait, no. How is Drake going to be a pedophile when he's fucking LeBron, LeBron, over and him? Yeah, my damn. La Pondon, a four-year-old man. How my, how my, how my pedophile if LeBron is 40 years old? It do sound like, I mean, based off this definition.

Based on what Google's AI says, two men is another term for a, oh, wait a minute, that's a different way. That got to be urban dictionary. Two man is a double date in which the woman wants to bring a friend. And so the man responds by bringing his own friend as well. Oh, okay. Oh, got it. So, okay, Drake and LeBron are not hooking up with each other. Okay.

Got it. Because that was. Yeah, that was. They're not hooking up with each other, but boy, Drake be acting like it. No, but let me tell you something. That motherfucker is a stalker guy. If you, if you and- Savannah need to follow restraining on it.

Immediately. This motherfucker's got tattoos of LeBron's jersey on his fucking arm. He's doing freestyles. Does Savannah have a tattoo of the Bronx? What? That's what I'm saying. No, yo, yo. Imagine your man, right?

Because I'm sure he didn't hit Brian and be like, yo, I'm about to get a tattoo with you. But your man was like, y'all want to show you something, yo. Security! Yeah, yeah. How many slap this motherfucker guy. Get this motherfucker away from me. The fuck is going on, yo.

But think about it. Imagine they were in a consensual sexual relationship. And then Drake and LeBron. I don't want to imagine it. Oh, just imagine it. Just imagine it. Oh, now you have a provocation? Crotie, come on, Crotie.

Listen, imagine they're in a sexual consensual relationship, right? And then you saw your guy that you guys have intercourse with at Kensington. like what how would you feel right man let's move on I don't know can I ask you a serious question oh I don't know this is a serious question no which would hurt your inside more that dick in the arseful that shit have you level hurt a dick in your asshole nothing hurts your insides like it okay you speaking from experience yes I am he put dicks and bucks you want to be homophobic huh Go ahead, Bill.

You want to be homophobic? Nope. If you want to be homophobic, dude. Be burst, okay? When you cook a pancake, you're flipping on both sides. You're looking on one. That's what everybody's right. You're earlier, Taylor?

Briggs mad he's not on top no more. Try the bottom. Flip the pancake. This is what happens when you don't flip the fucking cake. You don't flip the pancake. You don't flip the pancake. You don't flip the pancake. You got ready.

You got your nails done. Come on, Taylor. You're happy now. You're happy now, Taylor. You're happy now, Taylor. You're going to be with yourself after you got your nails You got them in their thing as your butt hole. You ran a two man on yourself, Al.

Yo, you gotta watch out, watch out with your man when I was around him. I'm gonna steal your man, yo. You like that BPP too. He wants that BPP loan. He's like, the BPP loan is. Yo, that's the Al calls him when he takes your man for the weekend. It's just a little BPP loan.

BPP loan. I don't want to. I don't want to. I want you to loan it to me. A B-P-P-L. Damn, Al. Crazy. I want that tick LLC.

You see what you did? Get a B-P-P-L-L-L. You see what you did? That's you. You did. And you're going to be tight when I'll Steels your man. Come here. I won't be, though.

He'll go ever. I won't be tight when he gets T. T. Steele's tail his man. I'll tell you that much. You're going to be losing this goddamn goose. No. You hear me? No, Al.

Y'all call me Mr. Stee a man? That's what you're saying. So I was really going to steal your fucking man, tell her. Why would you ever think that my man would ever, like? Because he never felt the seduction of Al. Ew. What do you mean?

Ew. Because he's not fucking gay. You don't think Al could steal your dude from your finger to? No. Not Al. That's Al. Ow. Ow.

Ow, if he wanted to, because snatch a man away from him so fast. If I wanted to, you're lucky, I don't. Holy shit. There's nothing you can do. That sounds so crazy. No, for you. You got to flip the bag. No, not for real.

Keep your man away from the pod. If I want that, he's taking that. Alex is going to call a gambling app called prize dicks. Oh, right? You're pretty, but I didn't know you are real. I'm pretty. I'm pretty. I'll take a win.

Yo, they're concerned. Look at her face. Your man is your man. Your man is your man as long as Al not around. God, damn. She'd think you a human torch, Al. She really think you are flaming that you would even thrive. Because, like, he threw out his dreads and everything.

Like, you look at more and more like a girl. Oh, shit. You transitioning? So you say, You know, after the 20th, there ain't no more of that transition. Yo, yeah, get that shit out now. You better stop now. I'm taking the home.

So you're calling. You know. You could. So are you transitioning. I can say, sometimes you got flip the pancake. Oh, now you want to flip the pancake. Shut up. Nah.

Gotta flip the pancake. All that. Some of y'all been tops too long. Some of y'all been bottoms too long. Flip it. Flip the pancake, man. Come on the 20th. And on the 20th.

Did I do what? You flipped the pancake? I don't even know what we're talking about, probably. You remember that vacation? You was flipping pancakes? Oh, I never. What did you mean you never? I never did.

She was looking at spoon. I never did. I didn't look at the spoon either. I laid back. Oh, shit. You were the spoon. You got your spoon licked. That's what I'm talking about.

That's the thug I missed until BP came in the picture. Okay, now you don't want to be a... Does BPP know about this? Yeah. Really? Has he tried to have a threesome? No. Y'all did your whole facts already?

Would you do that? Yeah. Would you do a threesome? Why? How many he told you? Can you? How many he told you? This is Unk talking now.

I need to make sure he ain't lying to my knees. What did Unk tell? How many... I'm not saying nothing else. What did he say? What does his whole facts look like? Yeah. What's he mean?

How many? He's a handsome guy. He knows how to get girls. I'm just sick. So how many do he fuck? 300, 340. How old is he? I'm not saying nothing.

500? You got to go to ads. 5.00? You've got to go to ads. Less than 500? Yeah, got to go to ads. Were you impressed though? Y'all got to go to ads.

When he told you the whole fact, were you impressed? Triple digits, right? It's not like... Why should I be impressed? When you discussed it? Why should I be impressed? Okay, when you discussed it? Why should I be disgusted?

I'm just asked. I don't know. Can your man smash or not? Based on the numbers, Either we're going to be impressed and you're going to be disgusted. And you're going to be depressed. That's a good ass point. We're just trying to find out if he could get girls.

It's none of your business. Y'all, look, y'all could clearly see a guy and be like, oh, he gets girls, right? Y'all not, y'all not. I didn't know that Al can get your man. I didn't know Al can snatch him in from your fingertips. Taylor, you always be, you be like, you don't even believe all of the women that be liking me. That is true. You a little bit of a hater in that regard.

Exactly. You don't think I'm capable, even though I'm a married man who like men don't tell. Of course, of course. He'd be so shocked at the women who just be throwing themselves. Throwing clam. You're so delusional. Who's throwing at you recently? A lot.

I'm not going to ever say it. I heard that's why Michelle Obama wasn't at the funeral. Yeah, shut up. Michelle, oh. Don't do respect to Barry. We don't do respect to Barry. That's why I heard Michelle was not. We don't get to. Let's do some ads.

I heard she was at the opening of the new crystals down there in the South Carolina. Let's do some ad, man. I do want to talk about Michelle Obama, though. She's a Jeep. We got some church announcements, Michelle Chay. Yes, sir. Next week, I'm going out to Miami, man, for the Reserve Cup. What's that?

So Paddle is the greatest sport ever invented, and I've found it in my old age, and I'm absolutely obsessed with it. And it's not pickleball. This is paddle or Paddel. Okay? and it is absolutely incredible. And the best tournament around paddle in the United States is called the Reserve Cup. It actually might be the best in the world,

just the most fun. It's down in Miami, and it's at this club. They have a few club locations there, but it's called Reserve. It's right there on the water. It's fucking stunning. I got named Wayne Boych,

is a guy who runs it, and he's just been like this great ambassador to the sport of paddle. He just really loves the sport, and he's like, I'm doing everything I can to build a sport. So I'm going to go down there and I'm going to be one of the captains.

There's two team captains. Oh. Yes, me and Derek Jeter. So that's kind of cool. And I'm going to deliver that W. We're going to raise some money for, you know, the wildfires in L.A. And have a lot of fun playing paddle. There is, um.

So go check it out. Miami Reserve Cup. Go check it. If you're curious about paddle. Is that a website or something? Yeah, it's probably like Reserve or just type in, you know, Reserve Miami and you can go check it out. But it's going to be, I think, next week, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. The reason I love stuff like that is because, you know, when a hobby, you know, you know,

you know, become something that you actually love, something that's therapeutic to, you know, your mental and emotional well-being, and then it opens up so many different avenues, right? Because people know, like, Andrew Shultz loves Pidel. It's real. It's not like, yeah. It's like, yo, let's go get Andrew Shoehl.

Like, you're always top of the mind. I'm not making any money of this. I'm literally doing because I want to grow this sport and I want people to enjoy it. It has changed my life. Like, I got to an age where I can't box anymore because my shoulder's going to get all fucked up. If I'm hooping, I'm spraying in my ankle,

every few months and then it's like a few months. So I needed a sport that's going to, I guess, accommodate where I am in my life. Yeah. And it's just, I became obsessed with it. It is like, if I found this 10 years ago, you know how healthy I would be? Like, I decide at night when I'm in a restaurant,

I'm like, I don't need another drink. I got to wake up and play paddle. Like, if my wife is smart, every vacation we go on, they should have paddle because I won't even party late at night because I want to wake up in the morning and play. How much do you think you've been on Padella year? Man, I don't even want to, I don't want to think about that.

I really don't want to say it out loud or even think about it. You think like hundreds of thousands? No. Tens of thousands? I don't know. A lot. That's a yes. I don't know.

That's a yes. No. I mean, like, is it, how would you say it's an expensive sport? It absolutely is an expensive sport. Really? Yeah. Just to rent the court minimum is usually like $2.50 an hour. But you're doing it.

Sorry, go. Yeah, you have to find. at least three other players, and you could split that, but not all the times you could find that. So it's like you're paying every time you play. You play with three other people, and you divide that quart time by four. Now, in Europe, it's like 25% the cost of here.

There's just so few courts, so the demand is really high. But, like, as they start to build things, the price come down. In Europe, it's like nothing to play. You're spending like 20, 40 bucks an hour divided by four or something. And you get a cardio, like a legit?

It's awesome. Yeah, I mean, from what I'd be saying online, when people are playing it, I mean, I follow shows, so I watch, I see that. Yeah. Yeah, everywhere I go in the country, there's some, there's a Padel or Pickleball court now. Pickles crazy in America, and now Padell is coming up. Pickle's like a game.

Paddle is a sport. Yeah, yeah. And it's, yeah, it just, I think it's going to explode here like it did in Europe. It's just incredible. And, like, you get to see the best guys in the world down there in Miami. And if you're somebody watching right now who, like, plays, they have a cool format down there, like, where we select the teams. So there's, like, a lottery. So teams that have never existed before can.

happen. These guys play, it's a two-on-two game, so they have their partner, but since we're choosing the teams, we can mix them around. So you might get to see a matchup that you will never see before or ever see again. Yes. So what is it about the game specifically that, like, boxing your shoulder is an issue, right? So basketball, you're going to, like, what's about the movement that you feel? So here's, I mean, that's why I'm, no, no, no, okay, so I'll tell you, this is, I've, I've looked at like why this is, it's so incredible. addictive and no matter where it goes, the exact same thing happens. It popped up in Sweden. Now they have more fucking courts in any other place in the world. Same they happen in Spain,

something they have in Argentina, happening in Mexico now, happened in Denmark, like, Amsterdam, like, no matter where it is, it just becomes this absolute obsession. So a couple things. When you first play golf, you suck. When you first play tennis, you suck. It's like really hard to even like learn the serve to get it over. The rallies are slow. With paddle, you think you're good at every level of the game. Now, in reality, you're not good. You never feel like you suck.

The first day you play, like when we played with, as long as you're playing with people on your level, you're like, holy shit, this is incredible. Now, because there are walls, right? You're surrounded by walls. Oh, so it's like squash or racquet. It's squash and tennis. So you're playing against two guys,

and then you have the walls. With tennis, somebody hits a winner, it's done. If somebody slams a ball by you and paddle, It's coming back off that wall, and now you got a chance again. So there's this hope instilled in the game. It's like even when you're cooked, there's a chance. So you get these long rallies that you're very excited to keep the ball playing. It's incredible.

At every level of the game, you think you're good. And then when you do start seeing yourself get better, that positive reinforcement just starts kicking in and you're just locked. Whereas with golf or tennis or a lot of sports, that first few years when you're playing is demoralizing. It's like, yeah, I mean, you're learning your tennis and it's fucking hard, right? It sucks, and you have to spend so much time

and you just get better incrementally. But like with paddle, it's just easy to learn. Why do you spend your time with tennis? I just feel you get more exercise because the court's bigger together. And you're playing singles. And I will say also with paddle, the court is smaller than a tennis court,

so it's way more communal. When you're playing tennis, you're not really talking to the person on the other side. This, like, you're chopping it up, you're talking to your partner, they're close, the guys on the other side are close, so there's this communal aspect. And the fact that you have to get three other people

who have day jobs and families to commit to come play, every time you play feels like a little victory. You feel lucky. Like with hoops, I just go to the park, whoever's there, boom, let's go play. With paddle, it's like, the phone call starts going,

you finally get a game, the game is locked, and you're like, oh, we achieve something. You can't do two men and fucking Fidel. That's all it is, it's a two man. Really? That's my two men. But that was my two men.

100%. Well, this weekend in Miami, right? Next week. Next weekend, yeah. Oh, what is that? Stop it. Oh. Guy losing his mind.

Yo, just mark that at the time. Yo, mark that because I almost got stung by a wasp and none of y'all did shit. Y'all was just going to let this kill me? I don't know what the best shit? That's one of them creepy ones. Like, what the fuck? Yo, where would this come from? I don't know.

It's floated off the goddamn Amaran thing up there, man. Nah, bro. That's a plastic bag. Y'all are crazy for that. Let me see. Let me look at it. Can we get to the bottom of that? Oh, there it is. Oh, I know what that is.

All right. Listen, my church announcement is The Wind on Her Tongue by Anita Copax. That will be out on January 21st. That is the next release off my book in print, Black Privilege Publishing with Simon & Schuster. It is Book 2. of the Daughters of Three Waters trilogy novels that Anita wrote. So if you loved shallow waters, which came out, what did the shallow waters come out?

20, 21, then go out there and get the wind on her tongue available January 21st, everywhere you buy books, but you can pre-order now. Let's get back to the show. Hey, the gang, let's do some AllMeems Matter. Meet Meat Me Outside. What is that? I think I know what that is. Yeah. Mm.

Nancy Mace and Jasmine Crockett got into a little verbal curfuffle. Nancy Mace and Jasmine Crockett got into a little verbal curfuffle on the Congress floor. Did you see this? Yo, your girl Nancy is about that action, bro. I mean, listen, these both my homies, you know what I'm saying? Oh, really? Nancy and Jasmine. I mean, of course, I know Nancy Moore because, you know, I went to high school with Nancy,

and, you know, me and Nancy actually, you kick it. You know, we talk, we eat, you know, we eat together. Like, I'm not going to sit here and act like I know. You guys are in high school together? We did. Our mom's taught at the same high school, Scrafford High School. And Goose Creek South Carolina. Did y'all know each other in high school?

We didn't know each other in high school. Nancy's like a year before me. Plus, I wasn't at Scrafford that long. I went to, I got kicked out of Berkeley high school. They was going to expel me. But instead of expelling me, they sent me to Scrafford because they thought I would act better because that's what my mom taught. And so I was at Scrafford for like maybe six months,

like three months, one year, and like maybe a month or two the next year. I ended up getting kicked out because I got arrested because I was in a car when somebody shot at somebody and, you know, no snitching. And so I got arrested from that and Nancy got, Nancy dropped out of high school. Yeah, Nancy dropped out of Scraford High School. So that's a, that's a, that's a graduate? She went to college? Like, what?

Did she go to college? Nancy is the first woman to graduate from the Citadel. The Citadel was a, was a military college. She's the first woman to ever graduate from the citadel of military college in Charleston, South Carolina. Nancy's a, she's a history maker in South Carolina. Let's play, let's play.

Jasmine don't want that smoke then, bro. Listen, let's play, play. Somebody's campaign coffers really are struggling right now. So she's going to keep saying trans, trans, trans, so that people will feel threatened. And child, listen, I want you all to tell me whether or not. Do not call me a child. I am no child.

I want to find out I'm a grown woman. I'm 47 years old. I'm broken. I'm a lot of things. You will not do that. Order.

I am not a child. I am not a child. If you want to take it outside. Mr. Chairman, the committee is not an order. Order. Point of order. Order.

Order. Oh, shit. There's a thing. Nancy Mace ain't backing down to Jasmine Crocket ain't back in now. I don't know Jasmine's background. You know what I'm saying? I know she from Houston.

I don't know jazz. See, I can talk about Nancy because I know her I don't know Jasmine's background. Can women in South Carolina fight? Is that like a thing? Women in South Carolina can definitely fight. What about women in Houston? Not, because certain places got better fighters.

Women in Houston can definitely fight. New York women could fight. Like, what... Eh... You're talking about... Eh. You never seen a girl in like tight jeans and Tim's and a baby fat.

They sound like they can fight. This shit right here. That's right. That's what I'm saying. Women from New York be sounded. They're running like they can fight. They talk like they can fight. I think it's different boroughs.

Different boroughs. If I had to go to war, if I had to do a combat thing, right? I'm like, okay, we put together a woman of combat in New York. You know what I'm going first. Oh, you're going to the Bronx? The Bronx. Can I be honest? Can I say one thing, though?

Don't sleep on Staten Island, you know. Some of these big Tony Soprano-looking Italian chicks, they can throw the fuck down. They're tough as shit. And they're fighting their brothers and stuff like that. Yeah, they'll fight men. It don't really matter. We've all mentally retarded people are scrum.

That is awesome. That's that not. That's what we might have to. It's true, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is true. That is true. That is true. It's true.

The water's toxic. So I don't know, you know, I mean, listen, Jasmine and I was thinking about this. Should we let, like, like, organized sanctions squabbles happen in Congress? Because they've been really getting at it lately, like in Congress, right? Yeah. So it's like maybe, just give them 30 seconds. If Jasmine and Nancy got an issue. with each other, instead of saying reclaim one time,

do y'all want 30 seconds? So then you leave the floor, you go into like a room, boom, boom, 30 seconds, you get it up out of you, you break it up. Literally 30 seconds, break it up, then you know, give them some time to relax, then you bring them back to the floor to finish the compensation. It's like hockey. Here's the thing. If you're going to talk to me crazy, I'm going to need 30 seconds.

If you don't talk to me crazy, I'm not asking for 30 seconds. We can agree to disagree. You can have different opinions about a bill. But once you start talking to be crazy, you're not going to hide behind a bailiff. Yeah. I'm going to need 30 seconds. Now, I don't know if chicks from Houston can fight. Do you know anything about that?

They're good fighters? Yes. Who are the worst fighters in America do you think? Vermont. Yeah, like all the hippie shit, like Oregon. Yeah, yeah. Like Washington. I'm thinking a place where action.

No, no, no, there's none of that. Like South Dakota. Exactly. Oh, whoa. That's some good old boys. Like them girls. And they're big, they got to be warm. Like, they need a pack on the pounds for the warmth.

And see, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know. I think this is a good squabble. If I had to put up, if I literally had to do a celebrity death match for Congress, Nancy Mays, Jasmine Crockett would be like one of my A-list fights. And this is before this. This is because of how both of them carry themselves. It's literally like, what did they say?

The immovable object meets the, what did they say? I know the thing. The immobile object meets the, um, I know the saying, man. Something for, something for. Something force? Oh. Hold on. Let me see.

Immovable object. Unstopable force meets an immovable object or something. I like that. It sounds good. So listen, that is what this is. So, you know, I don't know. Was she injured when she? No.

Jasmine said, this is the same Karen who threatened violence against me today. Ma'am, did you forget? You claim that a child about broke your arm during a handshake. Child, please. The last place you wanted to catch me was outside. Go to Nancy's page. Nancy says something, too. Let me Nancy McA.

Yo, I like this. But Jasmine is the clapback queen. Like, verbally, I don't. It's not even close in Congress. Jasmine, I like it. I like Jasmine, I like it. Congress, it's not even close. That's why whenever people talk to me about who are the Democrats that I feel like, you know,

understand the language of politics is dead and they like really just speak truth to power how they feel. Jasmine is always at the top of the list. Okay, go to click on, we can take it outside. Jasmine needs to run in 2020. Hey, I tell you that. I won't be bull. said, I won't be bullied and called names by Jasmine Crockett or any other leftist lunatic. And I don't care how offended Jasmine Crockett is by my words, women have rights.

Now, she got all caught. He has a woman. It's a little cordial. That didn't hit the same, bro. That didn't hit the feeling. No, no, no, no. It's not even close verbally. Jasmine is the clapback queen.

No, she got a swing, bro. She got a swing. But I like Nancy's antics. No, no, Nancy is great antics. I'm just saying the next time she sees Jasmine, she got a swing. She's talking all that shit. What? What? Why not? You gotta be sanction. We need a sanction squabble.

You need a sanction squabble. You know what I'm saying? I'm fine with this. No. I don't know. But I, listen, I enjoy the entertainment of Congress. I did. America is the most entertaining country in the world that's not even close. No other government provides this much entertainment. It's not even, like, let's be honest. Is there any other politics in the world that the whole world pays attention to? We don't even know who's running. running England right now. We don't barely know who's about to run Canada. Like, we have no

fucking clue. I mean, I only know America, so I don't know. What I'm saying is everybody else got an opinion on American politics because that shit is entertaining. Not because it's important. It's entertaining. And by the way, you're so funny. Oh, you said that Jasmine should run in 2028. The crazy thing about Jasmine Crockett and Nancy Mace, we're watching both of them as Congresswoman now. Both of them are going to have much higher positions in the future. Because of the fact, and this is just something that that everybody needs to think about, they both know how to market their stuff.

And this game, right now, this political game, this shit is about marketing, baby. You know what I'm saying? Like Donald, it's always been about that. But Obama really changed things. Trump came along and really changed things. It's about who can market themselves better, who can make a real connection with people,

who can make people feel like, yo, I fuck with that person. You know what I mean? Maybe not even because of anything you're doing politically. Just on how you're able to connect with people because of stuff like this. That's what we need. We need somebody who's talking like us because that's what Trump does.

Yeah. I think she's next up. No, I agree with that. I totally agree with that. I agree both of them. I think both of them are next stuff. Jasmine and Nancy. Nancy might be a senator in South Carolina one day

or fucking governor of South Carolina one day. Who knows? You know, and Jasmine, same thing. Sky's the motherfucking limit. What is D. Snubb, Taylor? What is D. Mucked. Mike Pence's wife is facing backlash online for snubbing Donald Trump at Jimmy Carter's funeral,

stayed seated and didn't shake his hand. Let's talk about this because this goes into the Michelle Obama thing and everything. What was the beef with Mike Pence about? Trump set the scene to make Mike Pence the villain, and then it was the crowd of insurrectionists who were chanting to hang Mike Pence, right? Oh, well, that's totally different. But what did Trump say to him? No, but Trump made him the villain.

He's like, this is not happening because Pence is too pussy to vote against it. And now they're saying, hang Mike Pence. And then Trump's not saying anything to like. He didn't want Mike to certify the results of the election. Yeah, obviously. Yes. And so, but Mike was like, no, I'm certifying the results of the election because that's the right thing to do. Right.

Which it was the right thing to do. But then shouldn't Trump be like, you know, chill out. Don't say hang Mike Pence? Like, he was just letting that shit rap. Yes. But that's different than him. him saying hang Mike Pence. Him?

Yeah, yeah, definitely. And this is why we got it, you know, we can't mince words here. Like, it's, and this is what happens all the time with Trump. They'd be like, oh, he said this. No, no, no, no. He didn't tell them to stop saying that. But that's not what he said. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay, yeah, to say in the days leading up to January 6th, President Trump, put pressure on Mike Pence to reject the electoral college results. Despite being informed that he lacked the constitutional authority to do so, Trump publicly and probably urged Pence to intervene. On January 5th, Trump falsely tweeted that the vice president had to power to to reject fraudulently chosen electors. During the Capitol attack, as rioters chanted threats against Pence, President Trump tweeted at 2.2012, oh, okay. So when everybody was saying these threats

like, hang Mike Pence, Trump tweeted Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our country and constitution. They said this message further incited the mob, intensifying the dangers of those inside the Capitol. Reports indicate that when informed the chance to hang Mike Pence, Trump expressed approval. Those are reports, though. I don't know. And yeah, and Mike Pence and his family were evacuated to a secure location within the Capitol complex during the riot. And Pence stated that President Trump's reckless words had endangered his family and everyone

at the Capitol that day. So here's the thing. I'm sure everybody saw the video of Barack Obama and Donald. Trump being all chummy chummy, Barack Obama showing his teeth. Here's the reason I don't like that. I think I believe in diplomacy. I think everybody should be

diplomatic. I definitely believe in democracy. Anybody who acts like this year or this last year in politics, this last presidential election, anybody who acts like the rhetoric was normal is out of their fucking. I've been alive 46 years.

I have never heard people refer to a political opponent. are liking them to Hitler. Never said, never heard him, never heard them be called a fascist, right? Never heard them say, I've heard the Threat of Democracy thing. They like to throw that around.

But why are they all hanging out and chubbing it up with Hitler? I don't get it. That's my point. Ah. So my point is, if you're going to have that rhetoric, keep that same energy.

Oh, so what you're saying is that they- Mike Pence's fucking wife is a gangster. Michelle Obama is a gangster. Yeah. If we don't fuck with you, we don't fuck with you. If we, if we, if we, not only have I said you're a threat to democracy, You literally put me in my family in danger.

Why I'm an alcohol. Tell me with you. President Obama, yo, you said, you said verbatim. Donald Trump may be goofy, but he's dangerous. You talked about his joint chiefs and staff, likening him to Hitler. You said this man was a threat to democracy, right? You said these things. You're the last real leader of the Democratic Party.

You tell me if that's good political optics. Why should I? I said this last week. Why should I believe anything that comes out of Democrats? I don't know why you believe anything that comes out of any of their mouths. I don't. It's all rhetoric. It's all rhetoric.

They're all buddies. The problem is that they used to all drink together until, what was it, Newt Gingrich shrunk the work week or something like that. Do you remember this? Like, they used to all live in D.C. because there wasn't enough time. Now D. D.C.'s boring. Who the fuck wants to be in D.C. Being in D.C. too long is why these motherfuckers are so out of touch. My point is.

So they don't anymore, but they used to all. hang out, go to the same bars, and there's like these restaurants that they would frequent where the, you know, behind the backdoor deals would happen, but they'd also be forced to fraternize with one another. And I think it was Gingrich that like changed the work week so that they could actually fly home for the weekends. They maybe made it Monday through Thursday or something like that. I couldn't be totally wrong in all this. But, uh, and then they, it starts to become a little bit more fractured. Now, I don't think it's more fractured in terms that they don't like each other as much. I simply think that there's just not enough face time and not enough opportunities

for them to be together so they can put on this bullshit rhetoric like this side's the enemy and it's the end of democracy. Oh, it's different though, sure. You're looking at it from a regular political standpoint. Yes, we know politicians

throw mud at each other and shit like that. Yeah. Not he's a fashion. Yeah. Not he's a threat to democracy. Not liking him to Hitler. No, no, no, no. This is different.

That's why, this is the thing. That's why nobody takes Democrats seriously. It's like, it's how could you take them seriously? when your leaders end up doing this? Listen, I am not arguing. How could you take any of them seriously when they're up in a microphone,

they're like, this might be the last election in America? How could you take them seriously when they're chumming it up with the guy who's going to be a tyrant and then take America out of the democracy? And then meanwhile, Republicans like Bruce Fisher won't even shake the vice president's hand. Which is crazy.

You know what I'm saying? The Republicans like Bruce Fisher won't even shake her a hand. Like, they keep that same energy all the, time. Democrats do not. And that's why I like the fact that Michelle Obama didn't show up to Jimmy Carter's funeral. I like the fact that Michelle Obama's not showing up

to the inauguration because Michelle Obama was going hard too. So this is why everybody looks to Michelle as the leader of the goddamn party and she's never been a politician. Because she's the only one like, nah, I don't find it. Actually, all the women kept it loyal, really. Because Kamala, didn't even turn around. Like, you know,

fuck you that. Well, I want to say Hillary. Hillary, fuck you that. I agree with that, but we're forgetting one thing and Donald Trump said this too. I forgot he was at some conference. He said this. You know these guys meet up in the back, right?

Yeah. This wasn't the first time. The most call laid eyes on these. Maybe some of them. What were you talking to Barack Obama about him? It did look very friendly. I must say. I thought you guys thanked each other.

I didn't realize it, how friendly it looked. I saw it on your wonderful network. I just took a while ago before I came in and I said, boy, they looked like two people that like each other. And we probably do. We have a little different philosophies, right? But then we probably do. I don't know. We just got along, but I got along with just about everybody on that.

You know, we met backstage as, you know, before we won on. And I thought it was a beautiful service, but we all got along very well. Do you remember that like the Catholic roast that they do? The one that. Yeah, Al Smith. The Al Smith dinner. The realest part of the Al-Smith dinner was when Trump was talking about Chuck Schumer. Do you guys remember this?

So he's saying the Chuck Schumer jokes, but he's also going, I like Chuck. I actually gave Chuck his first check. Oh, you're talking about Trump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, Chuck's a good guy. You know, he's a good guy. You know, I like him. You're a sweet guy.

That's the real energy. That's what they talk like with each other behind the closed doors. That's what they're doing at dinners. That's what they're doing on the phone. The fake energy is when Chuck is like, this guy is dangerous. He's a threat to democracy. He's a fascist. He's flirting with Hitler.

That's the fake shit. Yeah, but that's too much. That's, I'm agreeing with you. And now I think what they have to realize is, oh. Listen, I'm with you with you. Chris, I'm not going to sit here and act like I didn't call Donald. I'm not changing my energy for what it's worth. Democrats, Chris Morrow's not changing his energy.

I'm with you. Listen, I said, I never called Donald Trump a fascist. based off anything I heard from Democrats, I said that because of the things I heard come out of Donald Trump's mouth, right? But guess what? I don't even know if I believe it anymore. Talk that shit!

But only because of how they're acting. I'm like, well, goddamn, maybe it ain't that much of it was right. Exactly. They lied to you. And by my, that don't change my vote. I would have still voted for the vice president. Right. Like,

You still believe he voted for Kamala Harris for president? I'll fuck with Kamala. I genuinely, but for reasons, right? I voted for the vice president. No, I voted for the vice president because number one, I do believe in her. But also, that's my friend. That's a person I consider a friend.

You're not going to support your friend for president? You know, you really think that Sholomey voted for Kamala Harris. Absolutely. Because back in 2020, when y'all didn't even know who the fuck Kamalares was, and when she ran for president the first time I was out there on the campaign trail with her, getting my ass handed to me by people saying, how could you support this woman who locked up thousands of black men? I'm like, that's not what happened. And, you know, it's like, whatever. Yes, I would support. I support the vice president. Absolutely. My point with all of that is this shit right here, how does President Obama explain this, yo?

Am I tripping, Chris? No, that's discouraging. That's it? Discouraging? You don't care. Why are you trying to convince him? He's not convincing. It's not convincing.

He's the last person to drink the Kool-Aid with the coat. Like, everybody else drank it. They passed out. They died. And he's like, no, we're supposed to do it. Boom. Take it down. You're never going to get through to him.

It's not possible. Chris, I've told you this a million times. I don't understand what I'm not. Because you're not being honest. This shit is more than discouraged. I just agree with you. It's actually disgusting. Well, sure.

Put whatever adjective. I don't like it. I don't approve it. I wouldn't have done it. I have kind of lost faith as, oh, poor Obama as the leader of this thing a while ago. Oh, yeah, he's not the leader of the party. I don't know who's.

They don't have a leader. Yeah, it's leaderless right now. It's very leaderless. I agree. It's very leaderless. I think that's the best thing that can happen to the Democratic Party. There's no leader because the direction is. clearly wrong where it is right now.

So you need somebody new to pop up and steer it into the right direction. I'll tell you why it's not good. I don't know what it's going to be. Because what if Republicans fumble, right? Because that's really, that's Democrats best hope at this point because they can't use the boogeyman shit. Like, as I said last week on this podcast,

Republicans have to show me. I need to see them ruin the country. Like Democrats say they were going to ruin the country for me to ever believe Democrats about anything ever again. Democrats can't come around in the midterms and just be like, Republicans bad, Trump bad. They can't do that in 2008.

Republicans bad. Like, no, we've heard this before, y'all. Oh, okay, sure. Yeah, threat to democracy, right? Oh, yeah, going to ruin the country. Bigot. Racist. Sexist.

That's normal. Felon. I'm fine with that. By the way, I'm fine with that. That's normal rhetoric. The other shit wasn't. Hitler, come on. Liking in somebody to fucking Hitler.

That's not regular rhetoric. But Democrats, y'all, y'all, Y'all did fuck up calling somebody racist, sexist and all this other shit. Like, you call everybody a racist, a sex, a bigot, and now it's normal. Like, if someone doesn't call you a racist sexist or a bigot, like, are you even successful? I've been said to that. She's next stupid. No, but for real, like, if you have not been called a racist sexist or a bigot, are you a successful person in America, dead ass?

I mean, nah, it's too much. Name one single who a homophobic, transphobic, absolutely. If you haven't been called one of those five words. You are not a successful person in America. I name one person who was successful in America that has not been called one of those five words. You might need to add the R word to that one at this point. Retarded? That's who.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, what's the R one? The one you can't say on podcast and shit that they'll fucking take it down. Grape. Great. Oh, the fruit basket? Yeah. The fruit of the looms? Yeah, man.

Exactly. So if you haven't been called one of those, are you a successful person in a America, I mean that 100% sincerely. Probably not. Honestly. Probably not. You can't name one successful person in America. There's nothing called sexist, racist, racist, bigot, transphobic, homophobic, handsome, huge dick.

Beyonce definitely got back called racist. She was called racist when she did the NFL. Dislimbal performance. Exactly. You got called racist? Yes. It was, man, she hated black people. Taylor Swift.

I'm talking about men. I'm not talking about. Yeah. Why are you saying women? Let me don't get those. What do you mean? Jeff Bezos. Say again?

What? Jezio, that was bad. Come on. Come on. What? Bezos. I don't like them about what they call. What they call?

What about Tom Brady? Racist. Racist. He only threw to the white guy. Yeah, the Magas had in the locker room. Yeah. He only threw to the white guy. Bezos get called racist for supporting MAGA, right?

And he don't pay his fucking workers. Exactly. But those aren't any of the ones you listed. That can be retarded. That's what's retarded. That's what's. That's under-retarded. He's got his workers.

Graping him. He's graping him. Like that kind of grape. But it's a different type of grape. But it's a different type of great. I'm just trying to say, Elon Musk has been called all of them. All of them. Every single one.

He's a retarded racist grapist. There he is. Bill Gates. Bill Gates's been called racist forever. Vaccining all them Indians, vaccinating the Africans. Big racism. Oh, you're talking about white people right now? We're talking about all people.

Andrew's not wrong. All of these things have been labeled on super successful people. Seth Curry. Ed Shearing. Huh? Or Ed Shearing. Yeah. Yeah.

Americans. Oh, come on. Ah, he's right. You're moving a good. No, he's not. Successful Americans. He's right. He's right.

He's right. You can't be a successful American unless you've been labeled one of those. That's the right of past. What about Stephen Spielberg? Steven Spielberg. Exactly. Literally exactly. They said that he was all that shit.

I bet you don't donate. to some that might start. I'm not even gonna say. Talk that shit. Talk that shit. Now you talk that shit. Now you're on to something. What is Spielberg's stance on Israel, Gaza?

There it is. That's not the ones you listed. It is part of it. Just because, bro, it's phone. I like this theory. Even though we can't come up with the right names right now, this theory works. Every successful person in America,

Obviously, we're talking about men. Every successful person in America has been called those things. Absolutely. What about Steph Curry? Who about the rock? Give them a minute. It's still early for a lot of these guys. Right now.

Right now. Listen, listen, listen. Listen, LeBron was out here cooking for 20 years. Now the internet is slowly simmering. You see all these little things. And I'm not saying any of this stuff is true. I'm just saying they will always take a shot at you you're a successful man.

He only likes white women. Especially a successful black man. He only likes white women. That's racist. Like, obviously. Successful black men. I'll be honest. White male politicians.

It's coming. I'm telling you. I don't think. I don't think LeBron thought he was successful until this past weekend. I don't think his whole career, he's been like, am I even successful? Nobody's calling me sexes. Nobody's calling me racist. Nobody's calling me any of these things.

And he was trying to get us to call him, retarded. Finally. Like he didn't know lyrics on the stuff. There it is. You know what I'm saying. There it is. Yes. What I'm saying is that's a badge of honor.

If anybody says that shit to you, that's a badge of honor. And the moral of the story is, politics. Politics is, thank you. Politicians got to keep that same energy. I like that Michelle Obama is keeping that same energy. I like that Mike Pence keeps that same energy. Hell, I liked when Trump kept that same energy in 2020.

Trump said, yo, these motherfuckers stole the election from me. Fuck a peaceful transfer of power. Imagine he said all of that, right? No, no, listen to what I'm saying. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, talking about. Wait a minute. Listen, talk that shit.

Imagine, I'm, imagine Donald Trump said all of that shit about Democrats, you know, stealing the election, blah, blah, blah. But then he was just like, yeah, Joe, come on into the White House. Welcome back. Yeah, I'm going to do whatever I can to help you. No, you said this motherfucker stole the election. Uh-huh. He doubled down on his lie. Double down.

No, whether you thought it was a lie or not, he believed it. Oh, he was true. What do you mean? Why? Well, if he didn't act, he acted like it, Chris. Yeah. Sure, he acted like it. So guess what that did for him?

You believe that Biden got 70 million votes? Eighty-one million. You believe Biden got 81 million votes? Guess what that did? Energized his base and made all his supporters but leave the fact on a lie. Oh, great. So now manipulating and lying the public is the path we want our politicians to follow. Yes.

It's always been like this. Chris, when the politicians not lied. Yes. What world are you from? What world are you from? It's the same. I didn't know what planning it's the same reason they're mad at Elon Musk right now because Elon Musk and Trump and all these guys are doing out in the open what they've hid behind the curtains of politics.

For years. Yes. Chris, let me ask a question, Chris. Did it work? Did it work? Yeah, it did work. When in history had politicians been honest? Give me the time in history where they were noble and honest. No, but there's been an unwritten agreement in America that you don't overturn elections.

You don't lie to people have always respected the final result. And now that's out the window. And I think it's a very slippery slope downhill from here. I don't even know if that's true. No, it's not true because they was talking about stealing elections since 2000. 2000 was the first time that we looked at the country. Yeah, like Bush stole the election. God damn, they stole the motherfucking election.

Yeah. And if you go back, who was president after Lincoln got shit. No, the best example would be Kennedy who probably did manipulate the election. So what you're saying is that we're saying as long as your side wins? Exactly. It's okay as long as your side wins? Exactly. I just brought it up as an example to make your point.

If you're not cheating, you're not trying hard enough. Not cheating, you're not trying off. You're fucking Chinese. We don't say anything about it. Nothing. You say a quite a bit of, every week you got to say it. I know.

Why the fuck did you say it? Every podcast he leaves halfway through, fills up his duck sauce, and he comes back. You don't know what he does out there. You know what's so crazy? What? You said that. You started a...

You saw it. You thought it was... I thought it was true. I didn't want to say nothing either. I was like, Chris, are you serious? No, we started... Chris, stop playing with us. Stop playing with us.

All right? We know what you want for America. Chaos. You want to be on the good list or the bad list. Listen. You just tell me. All I know is, I need everybody to get this. shit together, but Democrats, y'all are getting y'all ass handed to y'all in everything.

Democrats, get your shit back together so we could all be Democrats again. Y'all not winning. All of us grew up in Democrats. We want to be Democrats again. Get your shit together. You think Donald Trump wants to be a Republican? No, he had to. Y'all not winning the culture war.

Y'all not winning the political, just political observation. This politically observant. I'm watching this. And I'm like, what the fuck is President Obama doing? You know what I'm saying? Like, why are you doing this? Also, what is he supposed? It was a bad look, but...

And by way, to everybody out there that says things like, well, imagine if Barack Obama would have gave Trump the cold shoulder. It wouldn't be good politically. He's not a fucking politician no more. He's a former president. Barack Obama's never running for anything ever against his life. What doesn't even matter? He should give him the cold shoulder.

He was saying he wasn't born in America forever. Yeah, that's my point. They was calling Michelle Big Mike. But there's no proof he was born here. I think that's not the thing we got to look. Shut up. I think we got looking. They was calling Michelle Big Mike.

That's crazy. Calling our man. What is that? Oh, that's what that's reference? Shut the fuck. Yeah. Nah, there ain't no way. Teller what else we got?

Ain't no way. Ain't know. I don't know why. Ain't know what. Would you say that's transphobic? Is that transphobic? Or is it transpositive? Nothing.

It's insulting to Michelle because she's not fucking man. What's wrong with being a man? Why is that like, is that? Don't stop. No, it's, shit. No, Joseph's asking about the question. You're not about what's on the inside. It's not about what's on the outside.

And if you can't answer this question, you're being transphobic right. They can't answer this question. Donald Trump is signing that executive order. Answer the question. Do you want to be called, as a man, do you want me call the woman? Well, tell me. Well, what am I presenting is a 50% woman?

Are you saying that the ingredients that made me a 50% woman? 100%. Also, like, what about him are you saying is womanly? The outside means nothing. According to trans philosophy, The outside means nothing. What is it, Taylor? So what's womanly about him?

It's all about the inside. I didn't say. What's womanly? Huh? What's womanly? No, my hips don't allow. What's womanly? All right?

Boom! Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I did that, my decap, be bouncing around a little bit. Let's pay some bills, man.

Just one thing. Answer that question. You guys haven't talked about the MAGA infighting, though. The what? The MAGA infighting that they had one. Oh, shit. I thought you let the gay slur drops. I was like, God damn.

No, but the H-1B visas, like all that fighting? Like, they might self-destruct. They are. This is what I like. I saw Steve Bannon say that he's getting fucking Elon Musk away from Trump. Yeah. Before they get in the White House, right? Yeah, shut up, Steve Bannon.

But why shut up Steve Bannon? First of all, because I said it. Okay? How is this motherfucker going to tell us what to do? He can't stop his skin from Chafing. What he needs to do is work on some sort of skin treatment for his face. His face is too red. He looks disgusting.

He got an Elliot Wilson face. He got a Hollywood fire. Him and Elliot Wilson, both of their faces look uncircumcised. They do have that type of look. They got circumcised faces. Too much foreskin. What I'm trying to say here is you're not involved. and you're not a part of the party.

You were locked up. And then Trump had the greatest victory that he's ever had in his political career. The whole country's on his side. Ban is a loyalist, though. Say again? Man is a Trump loyalist. That's a rider.

So you got to take care of him? I don't know if Musk is a loyalist. I think Musk is an opportunist. I don't know if Musk is a loyalist. Yeah, I think Musk is more of an opportunity. He's like, hey, listen, our paths are aligned on this. Let's go and do some great shit. But what I'm saying is,

Elon Musk is going to be much more beneficial for America than Steve Bannon will be. Like the things that Elon will do in America, the things that he will help America export, and the technological advancements that he is going to be the captain of the ship or at the helm of, will further American, you know, further than American idea and identity way past whatever Steve Bannon would. So then do you abandon OG MAGA for transplant MAG? No, you tell Ben and shut your mouth up a little. You know, Alex, Alex, shut your mouth a little bit. Alex said something that I said weeks ago, me and Chris, we talked about this.

We talked about this, like, right after the election, maybe like a couple weeks after the election. There is going to be an implosion. Yeah. It's just inevitable. It's just, it's two reasons it's going to be an implosion in the Republican Party. They got too much power. And when you have that much power, we all know that much power always corrupts everything. And Republicans are going to be forced to do something that they're really not good at doing, which is governing.

So now everything, they have the power to do everything that they're, people that voted for them, want them to do. So they have to get shit done. If they don't get shit done, trust me, you're going to see the backlash from the voters. For example, let's say 18 months after, you know, the inauguration, if these food prices still laying down, their motherfuckers are still feeling the same way, you know, they're feeling. That's the gay's fault. What are you talking about? I like what Chris is on.

I feel like Chris. What are you talking about? Trans people are keeping the food prices. They do. It's crazy. I don't you see that. But January 20th, we're sowing all their dicks back on. It ain't going to be no more conversations about that.

Man. You got all your dicks in jars. These women are keeping their food prices up. It's so obvious. Caitlin Jenner. Yeah. Hey, Bruce is back. Chris isn't Chris.

Bruce is bad. Listen, Chris. Chris isn't wrong. I love this. I know, I love this. This guy is eight hours of sleep. This is Griff's off eight hours, yo. Let's go.

Actually didn't. But yeah. You did no sleep last night? My dog woke me up. It was crazy. Was you trying to . You thought you could, come. Ah!

You thought you could pull a fast one? You thought you could pull a fast one? A fast on a final? Yeah. Highlight. Okay. Gotta go on for it. Your mic.

Hey. Wait, just. Let me do that. What I do? Hey. We didn't even talk about jello, guys. We didn't even talk about jello. Let's pay to some bills.

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Def Jam, to be specific. They're saying the deal is worth as much as $13 million with $8 million guaranteed. That's just not true, by the way. Oh, what's the deal? It's a million, but it ain't $8 million. I don't want to put the exact number out there. But it's not...

It's not that much less. It's not that much. How much guaranteed? I don't know anything about guaranteed. I never heard that for a recording contract. I've never heard of a, like, this shit reads like a basketball deal. I've never heard $8 million guaranteed worth $13 million. I think what they mean is that there's a certain amount up front

and then there's a certain amount that they have to, the song has to make in order for them to get compensated. I mean, they should make all this money back off this one record. I mean, it's interesting, right? Because, you know, as a person, I'm like, yo, salute to him. I'm glad he got his money as a business. I'm like, are you sure you not being a little bit, mature.

That's what I was going to say. How do they make that money back? Streaming. Streaming. Yeah. They're licensing, you know? Like, I'm sure you'll see him performing that. He'll probably get booked for every single NBA event.

Also, we can write around the corner. You know what I mean? They need to have them. It'll be licensing in commercials. Like, I'm sure he'll make, they'll make the money back off that one record. I don't know what else he got in the chamber. But when they make an announcement like this, doesn't this just mean he got a $8 million loan?

Yeah. So you never got to pay it back. Well, it's not alone because he doesn't have to pay it back, but then he owes them. He owes them. But the... Yeah, what if you never... They just own his music in perpetuity.

In perpetuity. They'll make the money back eventually over time. I mean, they put this announcement out because we announced it last week because I made my dumb ass, somebody had sent me a message last week and say, yo, LeAngelo Ball signed, you know, to UMG for such and such amount of money. And I set it on the air while Nila was playing. the record, but I didn't, in my mind, I read this online somewhere. I mean, that's why, please don't tell me shit. Because I'd be, like, forgetting.

I just get information and I just be like, damn, why the fuck do I know that? You know what I mean? And then in my mind, was I supposed to say that? And then I'm like, maybe I wasn't, but then it's already out there. So, but shout out the G3. What's the name? G3, that's his rap name?

Oh, I thought it was Jello. I ain't mad at it. What else we got, Taylor? Let's do some asking idiots, Mike. Let's do some as an idiot. Oh, yeah, you don't want to speak on TikTok there? Well, they ain't been on that shit. Sell it to Frank McCourt.

Sell it to my guy, Frank McCart and Project Liberty. I already told y'all, man, Frank McCourt has been trying to buy it way before it was even sexy to talk about buying TikTok. Like, Frank McCourt had a whole, you know, great summit down in D.C. About what, you know, the safety he wants to bring to the Internet and why it... The overall theme was about the safety that he wants to bring to the Internet, but the underlying theme was, Yo, man, this is why I should really, you know, have TikTok. That's what I was down there for. I was down there moderating the panel with Roe Kana and Nancy Mace.

You know, that was interrupted by a trans woman. That's fucked up. You guys know by the gym? It was interrupted by a trans woman. That's fucking. And Nancy Mays go, listen to me. Nancy goes, listen. He might.

I love you. God loves you, but I don't want your balls in my stall. I'm sorry. We're living with that in real time right now. This is ridiculous. It is the day after Trans Day of Visibility. We have had dozens of trans people die this year because of the hate and lives that you are spreading. And if we want an internet, are we building an internet with free speech for everyone or just the privileged view?

Are you going to stand up for the lives of trans people, black and brown people? Are we fighting for justice or are we fighting for big tech? We respect freedom of peace. God loves him. I love him, but his penis isn't going to be in my bathroom. So. Oh. Nancy got bars too.

That's what she said. As she said, she got booed, but she don't give a fuck. Cameron and Mace. Oh, yeah. Do we have a question about that? You need to explain this whole thing. Oh, you talk about the K. Oh, you talk about Elliot.

Oh, I mean, Elliot went on. No, Cameron, Mace. No, Cameron, Mace and, uh... Oh, the Cam Jim Jones thing? Jones, yeah. I mean, the thing about the Cam Jim Jones feud is like... Those guys love each other. Maybe they don't.

But they've been together for so long. And we've seen this before. It's not the first time Cam and Jim, you know, went at each other and said things about each other publicly. And I don't know if they're really cool. I don't know if they're not really cool. I just know as a person who grew up watching the dipset, like you can't tell me that this guy was just some hangar-on.

He was just, what do you call him, a fan? He was just some fan, like, you know? So it's just a weird situation. I try not- You say what? It's sad to see that. It is. And I try not to get involved in stuff like that.

I even have an opinion on stuff like that because these are two people who have such a history, they're probably going to be cool again in the future. So it's like you might jump out there and think you, you know, getting on Jim Goodside by saying something negative about Cam or jump out there and think you're getting on Cam good side by saying nothing negative about Jim. Stay out of the way of people that are really, really family. Because they're going to be friends again one day?

Absolutely. But they're both going to remember what you were saying. Absolutely. Absolutely. They all got Harlem World tattoos. You know what I'm saying? And that's my thing. It's like, yo, that's why I'm even understanding the angle of,

he's from the Bronx. He's not from Harlem. Like, I wouldn't have let him get the tattoo. You know? I mean, he did say that his grandma was from Harlem and then he would like go down there and hang. Yeah. I would rather see Cam and Jim have the conversation

that Cam wasted his time with with the guy whose face looks like is uncirclosed. Who's that? Elliot Wilson. I would rather Cam and Jim have had that nice conversation as opposed to, you know, Cam and Elliot. I mean, they should.

That'd be great content. Yes. Elliot, man. Yeah. What happened? Elliot's just sad, man. What's he doing? Nothing.

Not a mother fucking thing. That's what it is. Look at this. You cannot tell me his face don't look at a circumcise. He kind of looks like a sharpay. See those dogs? Yeah. Yeah.

I just think it's wacking. I'm going to say this. And I've been saying this. I've been saying this since last year because this is what Elliot Wilson does. He pops shits and he apologizes. He got, you can't be that guy. You can't be the guy that is sticking your chest out, you know, acting like you say whatever you want to say, whatever you want to say it. But as soon as somebody pushed some pressure.

on you. Oh, did he apologize? Of course. He did this motherfucking went on the end. It's like, God damn. Like, listen, you know on porn sets there's somebody who cleans to come up. Yeah. That's what he was doing. No way. It's disgusting. It's just... Cleaning the comma? Yeah, man, it's disgusting. There's even a point during it where he's like, Kim is like, ah, you know, if you need a show, if you need a deal, uh, my gosh. Sign the stab baby.

My gosh. Stap baby, she got a network. I'll sign you to her network. Yo, little bored. Elio, he was like, oh, yeah, thank you. How much was y'all making, like, on that show? Not to be in a business, like, a roundabout. Not as a, I say low six figures. We wasn't to competing with the big boys. We didn't get to the Joe Budden drink champs era.

Like, to not to those things. We didn't get to that level. Y'all want to sign a stat new shit under her new channel if we can match the price. We'll take the meeting. Yeah, of course, absolutely. I have great respect for treasure. No, Statt has built her own channel now

when we're trying to get everything situated and that'd be a great podcast to have on her new channel. So maybe we can sit down and talk about it if it makes sense. I respect that, yes, sir. Like what? Shucks Luke to Stap Baby, though. I fuck with Stab Baby. I don't know her personally.

What she brings to this show, she's the glue that allows Cam and Mace to really do what they want to do. And I think that that is such an underappreciated personality nowadays, like the real host. Like you need that. Like you need that person who may not have a POV on things, but just keeps things moving.

Yeah, no, she's perfect. It's the point guard. It's the point guard. And point guard is such a, it's a position nowadays that people don't respect like they used to because we live in the era of scoring point guards. Yeah. But, yeah, I know everybody talks about Jordan and Pippin all the time,

but there was a BJ Armstrong. They was a John Paxson. But that's why you guys fucked it up. Who? You two. That's true. Why? Because you can both run point or shoot, and then everybody thinks they can do that.

They got to do that. Very rare, is a rare skill set. Very rare skill set. Like, very rare skill set. And so, it's like, she is the point guard, and she got two people on the wing that can score like a motherfucker. And she's decided distributing the ball, racking up a sis, baby. John Stockman, Magic Johnson, what's happening? So salute the stat baby.

Her name is her name is treasure, right? Treasure. I'm not sure. I think it's treasure. I think it's treasure. Also, not feeling competitive in thinking that she also has to. score is is like one of the key skills to that job very true because you can fuck up the whole dynamic when you need to start getting your shots off so being able to check your ego and being

able to let these other people cook i mean that's where ernie johnson made his bones when you think about it like ernie's like look at all these characters around me that's right i'm gonna let them fucking cook let me lob you one up that's right lob you one up yeah treasure wilson that's right yeah it's dope because cam even like i think gave her a show and just like helping put it on so it's like it's just of course to see what they all created there and now it's like it's growing to something. What did Cam say about Elliot before we get an asking idiots? Let me hear it.

What's my? What is he? Cam? Cam, 47, 48? Yo, you got a man. Because he's like, Alia, you need a chill out. Because Cam spends hundreds of...

He looks young. Yeah, no, you said good. Spends hundreds of thousands of dollars on his body every year. You know, he does it. I used to see Cam all the time. I used to work out in the same gym. Oh, really? Yeah, that gym's closed.

You don't want to hear it. You want to hear the whole thing? I don't want to see Uncumcised face, Elliot. Play Cam, what Cam say? What did Cam say? Play the insults. I don't want to hit nothing else, but when Cam insults him.

When I'm looking at Elliot now, I didn't know your face looked like pepper jack turkey. Like, that's what you look. The texture of your skin looks like pepper jack turkey. Like you look like you sweat duck sauce. You look like a sloppy sandwich in the face, pause, man. My bad, I didn't know. I never really looked at you like that.

But far as well, I will say, there's one thing that they talked about in this podcast that it was so interesting to listen to because I've been doing radio for 26 years, you know, and, you know, I came up under some really great radio personalities, you know, more famously, I guess, Wendy Williams. And Wendy told me something a long time ago that always stuck with me. Wendy was like, yo, you know, because Wendy was the type personality that would always talk about people, right? And in the moments that she did get guests, when they came on, the same thing she said about this. she would say to them. Keep that energy. But her show didn't rely on guests.

Because you gotta think she was doing radio Monday through Friday five hours a day. So when you're doing radio Monday through Friday, five hours a day, you're not gonna get guests all of the time. So people gotta be coming to hear you. And that's just something that I always stuck with. Same thing with Howard Stern, all of these people, Howard Stern, Wendy Williams, they all knew that they were the draw.

And that every day when people wake up in the morning, You know, how many times you were interview Jay-Z? I've never interviewed Beyoncé. I've never interviewed Rihanna. I've never interviewed Drake. I've never interviewed Little Wayne. You understand what I'm saying? I've never interviewed these people that are at the top of their games.

So what keeps people coming back to your show? It has to be you. So it was interesting to hear Cam and Mace talk about that, as if it's something new because it's not. You know what I'm saying? It might be new for, well, Cam's new to the media space, so I understand. And Elliot never really been in that position as a personality.

You know what I mean? So, yeah, but what they said is absolutely right. But that is, trust me, that's something that all of the OGs, at least that I looked up to who were great from the PD Greens and everybody, that's something that they already knew. That's smart. But yeah, salute to Cam and Mace. Let's do some asking idiots. Let's go. It's that, baby.

Elliot, stop hating, man. She's disgusting. Ooh. Is Wigger a slur? Ian underscore Stephen 619 wants to know Shokes? Nah, no way you could hurt our feelings. Wigger's not a slur. Colonizer was close.

It was working for a while. Colonizer worked for a little. Now we kind of embrace it. We're like, yeah, we did colonize y'all. You can't call yourself a loser while you diss me. You know what I feel? I mean, it happens. You were to be a colonizer.

We had to win. Colonization absolutely happened. It can't act like it didn't happen. Dub, dub whites. Dub whites. Sam Silve says how much more technological enhancement before we're no longer human? Oh, we're already there. I mean, between social media and social media controlling y'all minds and y'all not even

knowing what to think unless you look at the popular opinions of things, we're already there. But then when the Nuralink comes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's over. That's right. I mean, would you get it? What, Newerling? Yeah.

You're probably going to have to just to compete. I give it to, like, my dad for his memory and shit. Yeah, but like, say after it's been in a bunch of people, Paul's and, like, proven testing. It depends, man. I look forward to growing up and being retarded. Like, being in the world where everybody got the Norrink and everybody's smart. I want to be the dumb one. I want to be the uncle just like talking.

Hey, fuck, just talking that old 80s, 90s shit, you know what I mean? Yeah, because Neur Link could stop you from saying fragul man. Yeah, let y'all be smart. Go ahead. Be as smart as y'all want to be. Because honestly, that's not, you know why? Ooh. Ooh.

The norah link is going to bring intelligence, but it's not going to bring wisdom. What is the neuralink? You're going to need it. It's the shit that they put in your brain, basically. And they say, I can, I don't know. You can look it up, but it's basically. They got one in China, too. You know what it's called?

What? I can't say it. I can't say it. Don't say it. But I think... Do you know what it is? No, I don't. Nor are like to me is going to be the equivalent of being able to Google everything and chat

GPT everything, but that don't necessarily mean that you're intelligent. Yeah. It just means that you can recite information. That's not the purpose of it. It's supposed to be able to, like, cure Alzheimer's or if you have like... Motor neuron shit. Yeah. It's not...

Why don't remember everything? Say again? Why y'all want to remember everything? Not everything, but some shit. Yeah. Remember to wipe your ass. Remember not to pee on the floor. Yeah, I don't want to go that far.

Yeah, I'm with you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You need to remember every single thing, but like enough to function as a human being. Alexa Grin says, tell us something y'all used to be ashamed of would have conquered that feeling. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Good one.

I used to be ashamed of but conquered that feeling. It's weird because it's like conquer, means you don't think about it at all. True. What's that? People calling you all certain names that felt like way before. Oh, like white people, you're saying?

No. Being like the leverage. What was I ashamed of that I have conquered that feeling? Hmm. It's going to sound stupid, but it's having. What? Having. You know, I guess the guilt you.

Gay! Gay! I'm sorry. That shit just came out of me, bro. I didn't even want to say that. No, bro. I didn't want to say that. The guilt you feel when, you know, you have and people that you might have came up with don't necessarily have it, you know? That is, that's something that you'd be ashamed of. Why, I don't know. I wrote about that in my second book. Remember? Remember when I wrote. What if I'm trying about how I didn't even want to buy the Iron Man suit because somebody had asked me for some fucking money. Somebody asked me for some money and I was like, yeah, no, I don't want to get that to that person.

And I went and spent $3,500 on an Iron Man suit. And then if I'm buying, I start beating myself up like, I could have gay that dude. I gave that person. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So, I mean, I ended up doing it anyway. But yeah, so I think, yeah, having. So now you're no longer, now you're not ashamed of it.

You remember how long you used to go saying you had that old expedition or some shit like that? I never lied about that. Yes, you did. I never lied about it. I would see you get picked up in different cars. Picked up. Picked up. Uber.

Alex. Shut up. That's why you fuck fragomacket. Listen. You are that. That is why you are that. Oh, damn. I didn't see this.

Drake is Drake's, in the lawsuit it says, the recording alludes to Drake's Jewish heritage saying that Drake is not a colleague but a fucking colonizer. So now he's a legend that not. like us is anti-semitic. I got to read this. Yes. Do it all. I got to read the lawsuit. Run it up. He got to be gay in there. Run it up. They think he's gay.

Let's grow up some more, Taylor. What else we got? What else we got? Let's do a couple more. That's it? Oh. Damn. Sid Shaw 1 says, why is ooh-hoo. This shit's motherfucker-pucked up. Why are you saying this? Are wet? Is this a guy or girl? Are they?

They put, why is Shala with three A's? So thick with three seeds. I get it from my mama. No, I don't. She's not big. I thought you want to say that. What? What?

What? What? Yeah, my dad, Dick, my dad, like, he, like a... He's 30? He's like a sawed-off shotgun. You know what I'm saying? He's like a sawed-off shotgun. Man, I've been thinking about this, Sam Sills.

Sam Sills says, well, the Surgeon General's report on alcohol causing cancer change America. So, wait, alcohol causes cancer? That's what they've been saying. It's an increase the risk of it. I thought they said drink a glass of wine a day and then you're getting less cancer. Can I tell y'all something?

Tell me. I don't know if you all know this. Everything causes cancer. Yep. Living. Like living. The main cause of cancer is living. That's right.

Like everything is we're eating GMO foods, we're breathing in fucked up air. Yeah. You know, everything causes. Condoms might cause cancer. We don't know. I agree with that. Get married so you don't got to wear them.

That's why, that's not why I got married. But that is a better. That's one of them. Come on. You had to write, if you had to write down probably like top in things. Think about how many. Unprotected sex, guilt-free unprotected sex. But think about how many condoms I wasted with my no-swimming-ass sperm.

95 underscore True says, why is Charlotte gay? Because I'm thick. The fuck you want me to do it all of this? Just lay it all over a woman? Yeah What fuck you mean Flip the pancake Flip the pancake

All right Let's get one more We need a good one here We need a good one Yeah Sam still You sit too much Keep going Tommy

Oh this is a good We can end with this What's something you do That's annoying That you wouldn't want Someone else Doing to you Man

Really That the dick lays on that right now Knowing that I wouldn't want someone else I mean I pick my nose around my wife so much It's insane I want people to fart around you That's what I want exactly You see what the fuck I'm saying

That's what I want people to do I want people to fart around Andrew I could do it on command Like there's no way There's no way you would want people to fart around you As much as you fart around people He finds it funny He finds it funny

Grow up No but it's not that It's not about what comes out your butt that's funny anymore. It's about what goes in it. Can I tell you something seriously one thing that fucking annoys this shit out of me? Talk to me. I was telling the guys this year, say, when I fart and the people in the room smell it first and they get all the smell and none is left from me.

As always, if you look at that. Is that what I look like? Yes. Damn, bro. Why you have to cook me like that right before the pot is over? I don't even got time to cook you. He shits. Why you dressed like the dream chaser who never got an album out?

That's what you should have. Okay, dressed in all black with uggs on. That's why. Meek ain't putting out nobody that wears ugs from Philly. Anyway. Now, this is hilarious. Go. L. Rock 27 says, what's most likely?

Drake coming on the breakfast club are Kendrick on Brilliant Idiot. Yo, we need Kendrick on Brilliant Idiot. Neither is happening. Listen, neither is ever happening. We got to put it out there in the world. I don't want it. Did Drake would come? Yeah, of course.

No. Come on. I can see Drake more than Kendrick. Never. Never. It's not happening. Drake is never coming to Breakfast Club. Kendrick's never coming to.

Nah, Kendrick's going to come here. He loves white comedian. Kendrick would not come. You're going to learn that. They told me that you was in LA Copping, please, too. They told me he was asking a kid to sweet. I just to make sure, you have to check. That's not copy, please the check.

They told me. They were like, Alice was out there like, yo, is it good? Yeah. Alice when I was there to go test the team. What you asked? Alex, when I did to go test the team, huh? Oh.

Oh, I ain't even heard, head ain't even telling me that. Yes, she did. No, he did. No, he did. Who told you? Ah, you should have told me. I said you're good out there. I made some calls.

I made some calls. I called, I called Uncle. I called Donnie. I called Donnie. I don't know. I called. I called. Donnie.

This guy. I'm just saying I called Don't. That's the real red. Nah, DJ has said I'm good. Oh, now this is a good one. Let's end with this. Jose Biscera said, if Lapt is the best medicine, what's the weirdest disease you've cured with a joke? Oh, wow.

We cured wokeism with jokes. Wokeism is a horrible disease. So mental retardation. Mental retardation. Y'all cured mental retardation? Yeah, jokes can cure mental retardation. Yo. So what's that?

There is something to that. What? There was a lot of weird, not weird, but there's just a lot of things that didn't make sense happening under the guys of wokeness. I think. And then jokes exposed it. Jokes exposed it because jokes still, jokes do something, jokes do two things that regular people don't do anymore. Okay. Critical thinking skills and nuance.

Yes. And objectivity. Yeah. Those are three things people don't have anymore. I really believe people only think in extremes. Mm-hmm. So it either has to be this or it has to be that. Or if you, you know, say something about this, then you're labeled as such.

such. Like, there was no new, there's no nuanced, objective conversation being had anymore. Nothing is black or white people. Everything is in that gray area. Comedy is still so good because it plays in the gray area. You know, so I think that there is something to that. Like, you know, yeah.

Jokes also expose absurdity in a way that makes people feel very comfortable supporting it. So, yeah, 100%. I think you guys cured obesity. You got everybody on a Zemphick with fat, shaming. Oh, I love it.

Bring back fat shaming. Yo, what happened to these proud to be fat people? They went away? The doctor told them you got high blood pressure, diabetes, and your motherfucking arteries are at risk of being clogged. You need to go lose some motherfucking weight if you want to be here in the next 10 years. And what happened?

I've been saying this to fat people for years, obese people. I've been telling you, you know, you can either listen to me or listen to your doctor. I'm going to say it through jokes. You know what I'm saying? And then you make the call on whether or not you want to go work out. The doctor gonna tell you it's a matter of life. But what happened to body positivity? Like, I feel like that if the body positivity movement

should have been shaming the O-Zempic movement. Like, why weren't they speaking up? So when you had to work out to lose weight, then it's baza positivity. The second you could do it with your lazy fat ass, now all of a sudden there's a miracle drug. So it turns out you were just a lazy fat fuck the whole time and this body positivity shit was nonsense.

Am I on to something? You ain't wrong. After cured awokeness and obesity. Nope. You sneezing your motherfucking hand. What? No. No.

As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit,

you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotist podcast. Thank you, Felicia. Yes, sir.