The Brilliant Idiots - 3 Blind Pu##!3s
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I love the premise of this show.
Smart people talking about dumb shit.
I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit.
Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby.
Yep, Shalameen the God.
Andrew Shultz.
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And this week's episode is bought to you by nobody.
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Brought to you by us, your favorite brilliant idiots, man.
Thank you to everybody who's just been, you know, listening to Brilliant Idiots.
Yes.
For the past decade, I told you we're gearing up for a launch.
in January.
Yeah, we're going to launch in January.
We're going to launch a podcast in January.
Very excited about that.
Announce it at least.
You want to act like the last 10 years
didn't happen.
Yeah.
We already did.
But we were just getting ready.
We're getting ready.
We're getting ready.
It was warming up.
10 years of warm up.
So finally hit the ground running
the way that we should.
How was your week, man?
It was good, man.
It was also, it was sad.
Well, because Izzy lost,
Style Bender lost.
But it was also inspiring to see
like how he lost.
I thought that was, yeah, it was really cool.
I learned a lot this week.
I laughed my ass off with all of these people seeing you behind Joe Rogan.
And like it looked like the arena was empty and you were still sitting there because you couldn't believe it.
Heartbroken, bro.
You know, people on YouTube are amazing.
People are like an unconfirmed gay relationship between Andrew Schultz and Theo Vaughn.
And they edited the video.
Like, there was one point where I'm laughing.
I tap his leg and they slowed it down.
So it just looks like I'm holding his video.
I got to get the video real started.
But, yeah, it was really cool seeing the way that Izzy reacted to it.
It's just a loss in a combat sport, bro.
But he specifically held his head high, and he also, he was talking about on Flager
because we had on Flager, and he was just like, listen, I've suffered, like,
weighed larger disappointments in life.
It's like you only have, you have a choice in life, what you're going to do with things.
You can choose to move on.
He goes, I'm going to fight this guy again and again.
I know I can beat this guy.
I don't want him to get caught up in that either, though.
That's what scary.
What's that?
When you get so caught up.
up in like, I guess, vengeance or redeeming yourself?
Because he's lost this dude, what, two times, three times?
He lost to him two times in kickboxing.
Yeah.
And then this one time in MMA.
It's like, height.
Yeah.
Like, you don't get so caught up and trying, because technically you got to beat him three
times in order to even the score.
Well, unless you like demolish him.
It depends.
If you beat him in MMA, you know, then it's one-one.
Okay.
And I think Izzy showed some cool stuff here.
Like, he got caught by the same shot that flatlined him
in their last kickboxing fight.
And it didn't knock him out.
So he took the power.
So there's a lot of things.
And he dominated him with the wrestling.
People didn't know he had that.
And listen, obviously I'm biased.
That's my boy.
But like, it's just the way that he handled the loss.
He always handled lost well, though.
But he hasn't lost.
He lost one time against Jan Blovich, who he was going up and weight 20 pounds
of fight.
Yeah.
I liked his post speech after that one, too.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was just great.
It's just an L.
I think that people like...
But it makes you go, okay, you can.
you can fail.
Like it really inspired me.
It was like, listen, if I'm not failing, I'm not trying hard enough,
and you can handle failure with dignity.
Right, every goat, every greatest of all time has lost.
Like, what are we talking about?
Like, Floyd Mayweather confuses people because he's 50 and old.
So people think you've got to be undefeated to be the best ever.
Tom Brady has lost, what, three Super Bowls?
Muhammad Ali lost fights.
Michael Jordan lost a lot on his way to sheer dominance.
You know what I mean?
But it's just like, come on, you lose.
LeBron James has lost a lot.
Yo, a cool thing.
A lot.
A lot.
A lot.
Too much for some.
Exactly.
Too much for some.
Yes.
But a cool thing happened, I think.
And I think this was really cool.
And maybe this is like the Duval effect of me where I'm always like looking at what the positive outcome from a even a sad situation could be.
But like he got all this love after the loss.
And I think what happens when you're like a dominant champion.
And he hadn't lost it middleweight is that.
Like sometimes, and I'm sure maybe you've even felt this in your career,
where you feel like people's love for you is often tied to your success.
And then when you lose, you actually find out that people love you
because there's an opportunity for them to share it.
You know what I mean?
It's like all these people were reaching out and all these people were saying
how awesome it was that he went and took on a challenge and how awesome it was
in the way that he handled it.
And I don't know, it's like I saw all this love for him,
but I think it's a cool thing to come.
kind of absorb in a moment that could be dark because it's like, oh, these people aren't just
riding because I'm winning.
They're riding because they actually like something about me.
It probably is humility and it's probably because they've seen them lose before and handle
it with grace.
Yeah.
Not to mention it's MM fucking A.
Exactly.
Anything again.
Is there an undefeated M.
M.
A fighter?
I'm maybe not like a top.
Not nobody else been in a while.
Yeah, maybe not at a top.
Yeah.
I mean, Khabib is not fighting anymore, but he hadn't lost.
And, uh.
Oh, Khabib never lost?
No.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, listen, man, Izzy still is he at the end of the day.
Facts.
And by the way, every now and then, there's somebody who just always got your number.
I think Izzy got this.
You think so?
I think he has it.
Why do you need to fight him again?
Why?
It's been three times.
After three, three, three is too much, bro.
Different.
After three, after four, like, I don't want to see fours and five.
I can talk about Fury and Wilder.
If he got, like, really hurt badly and, like, you know, something was wrong.
He got concussed, et cetera.
Then I go, okay, what are we doing?
But to dominate the guy to be up three one.
Yeah.
And then he got caught.
And the guy has knockout power.
He got caught.
But I'm really curious to see what happens.
And the thing about it is, and Rogan texted me this, he was like, listen,
Izzy, the last really tough fight Izzy had was against Kelvin Gasolum.
And he came back from that like a changed fucking man.
He was like a superhero.
He absolutely wiped out the division.
He goes, this guy comes back strong.
I'm really curious to see what's going to happen after this.
Because I think Izzy's going to, Rogan's like, I think Izzy's coming back even stronger.
Really? Yeah, like...
All right. Yeah. So we'll see, man. We'll see.
Well, salute to Izzy, man.
Somebody else, I don't know if he's undefeated or not.
Who?
Dave Chappelle?
Dave, bro. Did you watch the monologue?
Yeah, I watched it. I saw it the next morning.
I was actually in Nashville all weekend, salute to everybody in Nashville.
I was there for the...
We had something called the Thrill of Possibility Summit.
White Atlanta, isn't that what you call it?
White Atlanta, you know, and it was the Black Effect Podcast Network and IHart Radio and
Nissan, we flew out 40 HBCU students, HBCU students that are particularly in science and technology,
everything in the steam field. And we had them, you know, we bought them out, had a bunch of panels
for them and food and drinks and all types of good stuff. So with everybody that came in Nashville.
So I didn't get to see it in real time because I was at, we hung out at my man Slim and Huskies.
My people spot Slim and Huskies. Good folks I met in Nashville, my man Moe and E.J.
So I didn't get to see it in real time.
but I saw it the next day.
What were your thoughts?
Of the monologue?
I mean, he's just exceptional
of talking into a microphone.
His timing is incredible.
I like the second half of the monologue better.
I actually liked the stuff about politics
more than the Kanye and Kyrie stuff.
I did like how he bought it all back around,
especially that joke about the chain.
Yeah, yeah.
That was a great call back.
Noriega and then were there,
the rappers that I love,
and they all had their gold chains and stuff on.
And Cahian said, only millionaires wear chains.
They said, what?
He said, I'm a billionaire.
Billionaires don't wear their money on their body.
I took my chain and I said, oh, snap.
Nobody listens to me.
When I tell these jokes, you ignore me.
My first Netflix special, what did I say?
I said, I don't want a sneaker deal
because the minute I say something that makes those people man,
they're going to take my sneakers away.
And the whole crowd was like,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And now you see Kanye
walking around L.A. barefoot with his chain out.
This guy lost a billion and a half dollars
in a day.
A billion and a half dollars in a day.
I saw that.
I said, put your chain on.
Welcome back.
And also the honest liar stuff about Trump is great.
And it really taps into like why people did relate to it.
You're exposing something that we've all felt.
And he just said it right there.
And it was, yeah, he's just great at talking into a microphone.
He's so relaxed, so calm.
If you compare that monologue to the average person's monologue,
even if they're a stand-up comedian,
you'll see this complete difference in just comfortability up there.
Yeah, he's just a master at it.
I am shocked at Dave Chappelle's ability to still offend.
Because you know he's probably going to say something that offend you.
If I wasn't, there was nothing.
I mean, I thought.
I mean, not to us, because you're not Jewish.
But I even spoke to, like, Jewish friends.
They were like, yeah, I don't think they're.
Jewish people are monolithic, though.
Like, why do we keep saying that?
Like, you say, we always like, that's like saying your black friend.
Like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, but all black people think the same.
Shut.
And, uh, but it's like, because the anti-defamation league put out a statement.
You know?
But that's what the anti-defirmation league does, right?
You can say like, you can say, like, you can say Jews are great at everything.
They'll be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, we do not speak about Jews in that way.
Yeah, no, I don't know.
I will say this.
I think that in moments like this,
I want groups like the ADL and other Jewish people
who say that Dave is doing things like normalizing anti-Semitism.
Use these moments as opportunities to teach.
Because these are teachable moments because I watch this monologue
and I don't know what's anti-Semitic.
You know what I mean?
So if you're going to accuse somebody of being anti-Semitic,
at least point it out so somebody don't.
make the same mistake moving forward.
Yeah, I think that's that smart also.
It's like it's jokes, guys.
We have to allow jokes to happen.
And I think that when you have a certain amount of prominence,
those jokes feel real.
And I think one of the great things about Chappelle,
the reason why he's been so beloved by so many different groups of people
is that the punchline to his jokes are very cartoonish.
Very silly.
It's like the reason why the sketches were so profound, right,
is because the actual fun.
The funny part was so absurdist and ridiculous that, like, it was hard to be like, oh, that really hurt my feelings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
And, you know, so in this perfect example, we had it with his speech, it was silly.
The jokes he were making were silly.
Listen, I'm with you, but I can't relate because I'm not Jewish.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So I, you know, I thought he made the argument.
He was like, there's a lot of Jews there.
He goes, but there's a lot of blacks in Ferguson, Missouri doesn't mean that we're running.
I thought that was a fine point, you know, but.
He's making the argument.
four Jews there. Like if anything, I would, I would say that, if anything, I would say people would
give pushback like, yo, why are you, why aren't you being more edgy? The, you know what I'm
like? The edgy joke is, is to prove why they do run Hollywood, not to prove why they don't,
or why they do run the media. Like, this is the opposite. I wonder if that's the thing, right,
when they say, you know, you're normalizing anti-Semitism. I think it's that, I'm sorry. But no,
but what I mean by that is, if you do anything other than disqualify, you know, you know, you're
denounce it? Is it normalizing it? I guess, but like you also have to allow a comedian to be a
comedian. Like he's going up there as a stand-up comic. He's looking for the funny thing to say.
And the funny thing to say is what is wrong. And the reason why we watch the things that are
wrong is like we like playing with the things we're afraid of. Right? Like this is what humans do.
We get comfortable. I've never been afraid of my penis, but continue. You play with that shit all the time.
That's right. You've never been afraid of it? Never. What about when you had that skin graft and it looked like
the monster from Stranger Things?
skin bridge was different. I think about that skin bridge often. You had a demigorgon.
What? I don't even know what that is. Yeah, you do.
Got some shit off House of Dragon? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's strange things.
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, you had that stranger thing.
I guess my point is like, this is what human beings do, right? Like, we're afraid of heights,
so we skydive, we bungee jump, right? We're afraid of death, so we celebrate Halloween. Yeah. We
in these environments that are very scary,
and because we play in those environments,
it allows us to feel comfortable with them.
This is why comedies exist in the same way for years, right?
We're uncomfortable with certain topics
that we know are very divisive, right?
And the masters of comedy play with those divisive topics
so that we can all feel comfortable discussing them
when those normal discussions that are not playful
could really offend people, get you angry or get you can't.
I really wonder if there ever was a time
where, like, comedy didn't offend.
Like, could I even know?
No. It's never been a time.
No.
Maybe the devices that we use to complain, because now you got to send tweets and stuff.
We talked about this a little bit last week,
where people had to write letters and stuff.
But I remember when Raw was like LGBT community did not like Raw.
I remember that.
Delirious.
No, which one was first?
Delirious.
Delirious.
Yeah, yeah.
So much so that when Eddie came with Raw, yeah.
So much so that when Eddie came with Raw, or whichever the second one was, it was
was Raw.
Eddie had to talk about the backlash from Delirious in Raw.
So it's like, yo, comedy has always offended.
Comedy has always made people uncomfortable,
especially the people that are the butt of their jokes.
100%.
They were the butt of the jokes.
And you have to, I mean, you kind of got to expect that, right?
And they are the best at backlash.
You kind of got to expect that, right?
Yes, you have to expect that, and that's okay.
And that's the only problem I have is comedians who,
don't expect it.
Why are people offended?
Like, you have to know that you have to know that there are going to be people that are offended.
That's right.
Unless you're just doing self-deprecating jokes, right?
If you're only speaking about yourself and then talking about the embarrassing things you've experienced,
it's very hard for other people to be offended on behalf of you.
Yeah.
But if you're speaking about other things, you're speaking about culture, speaking about politics or religion or something like that, yeah,
there are going to be some people offended.
That's why you got to allow people to be offended.
Like, that's okay.
It's okay if people have opinions.
It's not okay when they want to use those opinions.
to silence your ability to make jokes.
Yeah.
Right?
The one thing I love that Dave said is he definitely, when he said,
Kyrie got in trouble.
Kanye caused so much shit that Kyrie got in trouble.
That is true.
Kanye has created this whole climate.
Yeah, but Kyrie would have gotten in trouble no matter what.
I don't know if it would have been to this extent.
I really don't.
I think it's because of the climate that Kanye created.
And y'all can say whatever you want,
the climate that Kanye created was the climate of bigotry.
And you know how you know it was bigotry?
Because he said it.
Yeah.
He was in the Pizmorein'n and his.
and he goes, I know I was being racist.
Yeah. I meant to be racist.
Yeah.
When you insult the Jewish people and say you're going death gone free on the Jewish people,
that is as racist as anything you say you've been through and any pain that you've experienced.
It's the same thing. Racism is racism.
And you know that, I think, don't you?
Yeah, obviously, that's why I said it.
So you said it knowing as racist?
Yes. I fought fire with fire.
Okay.
I'm not here to go hosed down.
He was in the drink champ interview and he said, I can say anti-Semitic things.
he acknowledged that what he was saying anti-semitic.
Yeah.
So he's the only one that should really, really, really be getting smoke.
Yeah, I think they're going too far on Kyrie for sure, especially because.
But it's because of Kanye.
It's because of the climate.
Dave and Kyrie are all suffering from the climate that Kanye created.
He's a stubborn fucking idiot.
If he apologized right there, said what he said was wrong, it's over.
That's what I'm saying.
He doubled down.
He was being stubborn.
He's like, you're not going to tell me what to do.
He did that classic fucking thing that, like, your girlfriend does when you know she's
wrong in an argument. She's like, well, let's talk about
what you guys are doing. It's like,
that's what gets you in trouble. I will say,
I saw you, I saw you with academics.
I think the conversation was fair until
you just threw out
two words, bro. What I say?
Wild pussy.
Yeah, that's wild pussy.
Commenting is wild pussy, bro.
Combinsey on shit they got nothing to do
with you. That's all we do for a living.
We're pussy, bro.
Where are you going to realize we pussy, bro?
When those dudes attack
you outside the fucking breakfast club.
You ain't fight them.
I got the fuck on.
Because we're pussy, bro.
So what's the opposite of wild?
We're domesticated pussy.
We're domesticated pussy, bro.
We're some domesticated pussy out here.
Oh, man.
Come on.
Come on, Charlotte.
Can we not be pussy, bro?
You know what I'm saying?
What did you take about Chappelle saying that it shouldn't be,
because clearly you don't abide by any of this,
but it shouldn't be this scary to talk about things.
It shouldn't be this scary to talk about anything.
It's making my job incredibly difficult.
Be honest with you, I'm getting sick for talking to a crowd like this.
I love you to death.
I thank you for your support.
And I hope they don't take anything away from me.
Whoever they are.
I will say that, like, comedy takes time to work jokes out, right?
And a guy like Dave who people are trying to record every single time.
he's on stage and like everything he actually says can make news.
Yeah.
You know, it's, I see how he could be scared to even play with certain topics or play
with certain premises because the play initially could get you canceled because it's not
worked out yet.
It's not silly yet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That is the concern.
Yeah, I get you.
You know, so I can see what that's frustrated for him.
Yeah.
I was reading something where it was talking about how dangerous it is now because you can be,
like you said, being a comedy club, right?
You could be in West Bubble fuck somewhere, working something out.
Somebody records you.
That's it.
That statement is all around the world.
That's it.
Right?
And to your point, you might not have worked it out yet.
So it's still in like it's raw as form.
So it might not even sound like a joke.
And it's something people might take and run with it.
And it might cause actual harm to people.
Because that's what happened to the dude.
God bless the people that got killed.
Was that West Virginia?
Was that the University of West Virginia?
Jesus Christ, bro.
You getting all serious.
No, no.
but because the guy went to his father to tell him he was being picked on.
Oh, no.
And then the father pulled up?
No.
The guy, I don't know what the, I can't remember.
We can pull the clip.
I don't remember what the father told it.
No, no, no.
The father gave a statement.
Oh.
So I don't know what the father told the son, but basically, you know, I guess he,
whatever he told him, you know, didn't cause the son to do anything.
I pray the future.
Oh, my God.
Shoot three people and kill him.
I pray in the future.
future my kids aren't bullied, man.
That's got to be,
does that ever happen to your kids?
Bullying?
Did they get bullied at all in school?
Nah.
Because there's nothing you could do about that shit.
Yes, it is.
What the hell you mean?
I can't imagine his kids getting bullied.
Yeah, that's right.
They got to deal with him at home.
I'm going to the school.
And doing what, though?
Threatening to beat up somebody daddy.
Yo.
That's what you do.
You go to the little kid.
You're too rich to beat people up, bro.
No, but you, it's a threat.
It's a threat.
That little boy goes home,
what a little girl goes home.
Yeah.
Daddy, this guy came up
he's going to beat you up
if I don't leave somebody alone.
Yeah, but Charlotte,
what happens when
what happens when someone accepts the threat?
He said,
this guy is too, man.
I couldn't believe it was him.
I still can't believe it now.
He came to the house and he did his laundry
and I always sat and talked
and he was doing real well.
I don't know what happened between then and now
to cause this to happen.
He excelled in everything.
He was everybody's friend.
Everybody loved Chris,
especially when he's
Flash his teeth, he smiled.
He had some problems when the last time I talked to him.
He said, some people was picking on him or whatever.
He didn't know how to handle it.
I just told him, just go to school.
Don't pay him no mind.
Do what you got to do.
He was real paranoid when I talked to him about something.
He wouldn't tell me everything.
Why did it have to get this far?
I don't know what to say.
Except I'm sorry on his behalf.
And I apologize.
He's not a bad kid.
He really isn't.
I just don't know what happened.
I wasn't there.
I don't know what happened to cause all of this.
Something calls him to snap.
That's why you got to leave people to fuck alone.
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Let's get back to the show.
Yo, you got any charge announcements?
Yo, check out Izzy on Flagrant.
That'd be great if you guys do that.
Big Izzy.
Infamous almost at 10 million views, which is absolutely crazy.
So thank y'all so much for that.
That's going to be a huge milestone.
So keep spreading the word on that one.
And yeah, check out Izzy.
and then check out Infamous right there.
What about you, man?
My church announcements are simple.
First of all, I want to salute to the Samuel Goldwyn Films.
You know, earlier this year, I executive produced a movie called 88,
which premiered at the Tribeca Film Festival and Samuel Goldwyn Films.
Just purchased that.
So that'll be premiering.
Yeah, that'll be premiering on.
It'll be released in theaters and digital platforms early next year.
So salute to everybody, my man, Brandon Dixon, and everybody.
that contributed to the making of 88
salute to Aramose, the filmmaker.
And a hell of a week, you know,
new episode this Thursday at 11.30 p.m. on Comedy Central.
This week, I know Godfrey is on.
David Frum.
Used to be with the Bush administration.
And who else is going to be on the...
Deny.
Deny. I'm sorry, deny.
I'm just going to call you Deny.
Oh, you okay, from Black Panther.
I got to learn how to pronounce her name by Thursday.
But yes, Thursday night, 11.30 p.m. Comedy Central,
join us right after the Daily Show.
Okay.
Okay.
Did you see Black Panther yet?
No.
Did you see Black Panther, Alex?
Yeah.
Did you enjoy it?
I did.
I really know.
Best movie of Marvel Phase 4 by far, right?
Yes.
Face 4 definitely.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thoroughly enjoyed it as well.
Did you like it better than the first one?
I actually did.
I actually did.
You know why?
Can you tell me the premise of it?
Grief.
What?
Grief.
Grief is the premise of Wakanda for hell.
What do you mean?
Grief is absolutely positively the premise of Wakanda forever.
The thing I liked about Wakanda forever more than the first one is the stakes were higher.
But why?
I mean, I can't tell you the movie.
but the stakes were much, much higher in Wakanda forever.
The stakes weren't as high in the first Black Panther.
I got to disagree.
Talk to me.
Because that was the first, like, majority black cast that Marvel Lever did.
So that could have flop.
And I ain't talking about no wokeness type stuff, Alex.
I'm talking about the plot of the movie.
Oh, but I'm just saying the stakes were the movie performing well.
No.
Oh, you mean the plot?
The plot.
Yeah.
Oh, you mean like that.
I'm talking about the plot of the movie.
The stakes were higher.
Yes.
Now, is it true?
True that the more or less, like, the plot is about Mexicans trying to infiltrate a resource rich land and steal the jobs.
No, that's not, actually.
It's actually more so about the Mexicans and the Mexicans wanting the black people to be aligned with them.
And were they Mexican?
They were they were?
Yeah, the Mexicans wanting them to be aligned.
Technically Aztecs, right?
Aztecs, yeah.
Which are Mexican.
So Namor was looking for an align.
and they couldn't get on the same page about it.
They wanted to be an alliance,
they wanted the alliance,
but couldn't get on the same page about why,
which I thought was very interesting.
Somebody said that to me.
They was like,
why would this country just protect Rui Rew Williams?
Like, why would,
since when were the foreign country
just protect somebody from another country?
And I think that they forgot what Mbaku said in the film,
and what Mbaku said in the film was true.
He was like, yo, if we do this,
if we give this,
country what they want now, what more would they keep coming back asking?
That's what people forgot.
So that's why they put that hard line in the sand.
But you know, I don't want to give too much of the movie a way, but I enjoyed it a lot.
Now, in terms of like their defense, did they build a wall?
Like, what were the things that they used to keep the Mexicans out?
Did they build the, well, no, they had, they definitely created a defense.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't a, it wasn't a wall.
You know what's so interesting?
What about that?
I don't want to say, I don't want to give them, I got to see the movie.
Because there is something in there.
Right.
Did they take the kids and then put them in like cages or whatever like that?
No, no, no.
No.
Okay.
Whoa.
Technically they did try to trap anymore.
They did trap anymore in something.
Whoa.
What?
They needed to dry them off.
Wait a fucking minute.
No, they needed to dry them off.
They had to dry them out.
Was his back wet?
I mean, Alex, as much as that sounds like a joke, it's really not a joke.
I know.
That's what I like.
there. It's really not a joke, bro.
I mean, that's what kind of, that's, yeah.
The whole part of the movie is jokes. Like, you can make a lot of jokes from a whole part.
Yeah, it's a lot there. Yeah. It's a lot there. But Wakanda Febba was great.
What is Wakanda's foreign policy? Seems like they're not, uh, they're not very accepting.
Well, they don't trade immigrants. They made that perfectly clear. Yeah. Is it like Trump's paradise?
Nah.
Not too many black people
fit to be Trump's proud of it.
Yeah, but like remove color.
Maybe.
No.
It's like no.
It used to be maybe part one
because they were definitely Wakanda first
and Black Panther part one.
They're not like that no more.
It's not Wakanda.
Maybe is it still, you think it's Wakanda first?
I don't think so.
I think Wakanda.
It's like they like North Korea.
Yeah, but with all the technology,
the money and all that kind of stuff.
Leave me to fuck alone.
Yeah, we won't bother you.
Yeah, because they definitely don't agree with trade.
because they're not giving away vibranium.
And like she said, it's not because of how dangerous vibranium is.
It's because of how dangerous y'all are.
You know?
I mean, that's a pretty convenient excuse, if you ask me.
But they're not the only country with vibranium.
Ooh, come to find out.
Ooh, you know what I mean?
So it's like, you got to see.
It's a good movie.
I enjoyed it.
I thought the plot was good.
You know, I like the previews before the movie, which is always important.
Creed 2 looks great.
Avatar Part 3 looks great.
Oh, shit.
It is Creed 3.
Yeah.
Creed 3.
Boy, that shit makes you want to get in shape like a motherfucker.
Yeah.
My God.
I mean, man.
When the last time we've seen that many abs and pecks, bro?
Yeah.
I'm serious, man.
In one trailer between Jonathan Majes and Michael B. Jordan?
Crazy.
It's unbelievable.
But it's not worth it to look like that.
That shit is mad, dumb.
Why?
Tell them about the stuff that doctor put us on.
Oh, yeah.
We're going to be on all that shit, though.
What you mean?
I mean, we got some shit.
What?
Don't worry about it.
You're about to get BBLs, bro?
Nah.
It's even better.
We're going to be on the ship that all the people in Hollywood are on.
What you mean?
Don't worry about it.
Not, no, bro.
We're going to be on, that's whack.
That's what just the regular pedestrians are using.
Steroids?
No, bro, bro, bro, bro.
I can't talk about it right now.
I already talked about the G-wagons costing no money
and they're getting rid of that shit next year anyway.
Tell me what the side effects are.
You look great.
You look great.
Your wife gets even more lucky.
There's got to be something else.
That's not it.
No surgery.
They don't even know.
I'm telling you, this is not for, it's not for pedestrians, bro.
How much is it?
What do you worry about, bro?
How long?
I look like John.
much as the rest of your life.
You look better than Jonathan Major.
Really?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Taylor are going to be wild jealous.
Teller already wild jealous.
You're already jealous.
Taylor is such a hater, bro.
Hater.
Yo, we walked into the slimming huskies.
Listen, we walked into slimming huskies.
And what happened?
Nashville.
Yeah.
And somebody was like, damn, that's thick.
And she thought they were talking about him, her?
Him, her.
And so when we are, we both looked at the same, we both turned around at the same time.
Yeah.
And the dude was like,
you Charlotte
to you
yeah
and I was like
and then what happened
with you
nothing she just sat there
soaking
trying to order more
protein
at fucking
and more carbs
at dinner
give me more husky
yeah
damn
teller that's
fucked up
you can't even
just let him be great
sometimes too
if he has a nickname
you fucking be great
you see your guy
your guy's announcing
his presidency
tonight bro
who
Trump
in order to make
America great
and glorious
again
I am tonight
announcing
my candidacy
for president
of the United States
Oh no, he's about to get washed.
But it's going to be fun.
Why y'all think that?
Why y'all?
How much hope have y'all lost in Trump because of one midterm election?
Nah, here's the thing.
He's going to win the Republican Party.
There's no question.
Yeah.
And who can beat him from, who can beat him from the Democrats, bro?
Come on, bro.
Joe Biden, Spride Biden, bro.
You think?
I don't believe that.
You don't think Biden got it?
I don't know.
I'm honest with you.
I don't know.
What if they just say numbers back and forth to one another?
Do you think who would win then?
He'll lose Biden around 50.
You think?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you throw a comma at Biden, it's a problem.
That's the number of the comma.
There's no fucking way in hell he's saying that shit, correct.
I just don't like how y'all have given up on Trump so fast, bro.
Ride with you got.
We've given up on presidents.
First of all, what do you mean?
My guy.
What are you saying?
My guy.
You like Trump.
As a fucking comedian.
Okay, but ride with him.
I do ride with him.
He bombed one time.
Now, all of a sudden.
Now, he didn't bomb.
Them other bums and a party bums.
Well, he co-signed the bums.
I mean, that happens.
If you do a Netflix special
where you put four comedians up there and they bomb,
it's all on Andrew Shokes.
Is it, though?
Yeah.
I don't know if it's on me.
I don't think so.
Now you sound like Trump.
Yeah, I don't think it's all.
If they do good, give me the credit.
But if they don't, then that's definitely there.
See, the guy has bars.
What I hate about, what I hate about Trump is the fact that all you all love watching
that motherfucker too.
You send it around your group chats.
Everybody has so much fun.
And then publicly nobody says shit.
What do you mean?
Used to you just to.
you just did three seconds ago.
You said the funny thing he just said three seconds ago.
That was funny.
We like funny things.
We're human beings.
We like funny things.
And when people make us laugh, it's hard to hate them.
That being said, like the world is so much easier during a Biden presidency.
We know he's a corpse, but life is just so much more calm.
I think the world is easier during.
It doesn't even matter if Biden's the president.
It matters what the opposition is stirring up.
So the reason I think that the world will be.
better if we get back to like regular conservative conservatism like shit that we're used to yeah
like the reagan unengaging politicians boom i don't need you to be hilarious you bring the temperature
down a lot you're not fanning the flames that's what i'm talking about even even obama was too cool
like don't even be that cool not that cool it's fine hey it listen he's so cool that now we're
really paying attention we shouldn't know obama fan the flame Obama fan the flame Obama fan
the flames in another way.
What do you mean?
Because he was black.
Oh, people didn't like that.
That's what I'm saying.
So he fan the flames of a whole group of people that probably just hated him because he
was black.
What about just mediocre fucking presidents?
I don't care if you're black.
I don't care what you are.
Just be there for 48 years.
We got one now.
Exactly.
And look, listen, the economy's worst.
People are out of a job.
Everybody's getting robbed.
But we're happy.
But we're happy.
Bro, everything is worse than when Trump was president.
And we're happy because we don't want the stress.
We just want to.
Unplug, and that's what Joe Biden is.
Yeah, the world is too political.
He just allows you to unplug.
With Trump, it's every day there's a fucking new issue about everything.
Yeah, yeah, I don't want that.
Like, Biden, he goes up there, he falls asleep.
He tries to say a few fucking numbers.
It's just easy.
I don't want that.
I don't want to be back in that news cycle where every,
the world is holding onto the presidents every week.
Every single word.
I don't want that.
I'm going to tell even more.
If Biden said, yo, I'm not going to talk for the next four years.
vote for him.
Listen, imagine this Twitter
in a Trump era.
This Twitter.
In the Trump era.
People faking, you know, Putin tweets.
Faking Trump tweets.
Like, we're literally one fake tweet away
from a nuclear war, bro.
Too much.
One fake tweet away from a nuclear war.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, if you got somebody
like Trump stirring shit up
and he's back in the White House
and somebody just tweets
from a fake Trump account,
Russia, nuke on the way,
or North Korea,
a nuke on the way. We're literally one bad tweet away from fucking this shit being a rap.
Yeah. I don't want that. Yeah. I don't want that. I don't want that.
You don't think any of us want it. We just want calm. We want to be able to unplug.
And that's the thing about Trump, which is so effective is he's so entertaining, you can't unplug.
Yeah. He's so good at getting your attention. You can't unplug. But what do we actually want?
We want to be able to unplug. We have a dead person that's president right now. Right? And as embarrassing as
as it is, as it globally, all of us like the temperature so much more right now.
And the problem is we also love distraction.
I like it more when the red side sim was down.
What does it mean?
I feel like we're on the fast track of fascism.
One thing that the midterms gave me was just a-oh, God, I refuse to learn what that
word means.
But the one thing the midterm gave me was a little bit of hope that, you know what,
people still care about democracy?
No, they just don't, they care more about a.
than the Republicans thought, a strategic error.
Like, Republicans...
That's a democracy, though, because think about it.
Yeah, you got a six three of conservative majority in the Supreme Court.
Yeah, people want to get their scoops.
Rights are getting taken away rights.
Yeah.
You know?
Well, yeah, that's the thing.
Even conservatives want to be able to abort.
I think we should just care about rights, period.
Sure.
And when you live in a country where rights is start getting taken away,
that's the slippery slope for everybody.
Yeah, but how much more fun is it to just be silly?
Silliness is great.
Easier to be silly in a country that's at least...
stable. And it feels more stable. I think we're getting back to stable. But that's the thing about
stability. It feels more stable, even though all signs show we are not even close to as stable
as we were during at least the beginning of Trump's presidency. Like, not even close. I mean,
the funny thing about American democracy, we're overdue to collapse, bro. Bro, why do you even
saying that? We're Americans. Where are we going to go? I'm not saying we're going anywhere. I'm
just saying all democracies at some point in history have collapsed. America's long overdue.
What do you mean long overdue?
Chris, come on.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
You didn't bring them over here for the Jew talk.
We didn't.
Yeah, we had Jew talk.
Yeah, we had Jew talk.
No, we didn't.
Yes, we did.
We did.
We talked about Dave Chappelle.
Oh, you're right.
Yeah.
You're right.
And you didn't even bring them over.
You didn't ask what the Jew had to say about it.
That's how you knew that it wasn't offensive to Jews.
Is there a Jew in the room, you're like, we didn't even need to ask.
No, my take, I told you what my take was on that whole situation.
Use it as a teachable moment.
Instead of just saying, hey, that's anti-a-semitic.
Are you normalizing anti-Semitism?
Let people know what they're doing wrong
so they don't make these mistakes moving forward
because I don't think anybody's intention is to hurt.
Dave started it off denouncing anti-Semitism.
You know what I mean?
He started it off in that way,
even though that was kind of a way to make fun
of the performative nature of apologies.
Well, 100%, you know,
but he still did it, is what I'm saying.
Yeah.
What do you think of this, right?
I found this very interesting.
What?
there's a couple in Arizona.
Oh, boy.
A husband.
Oh, no.
And a wife.
Oh, God.
Who were teachers.
The wife was an eighth grade teacher.
The husband was a fourth grade teacher.
Oh, goodness.
Taylor Wood, just get away from the Cliff Notes.
Yes, you did.
You clearly did.
So, her husband is a fourth grade teacher.
She's an eighth grade teacher.
They both got fired because they have an only fans page where they
upload X-rated videos
and they was getting it popping in the classroom.
They was getting it popping in the classroom,
uploaded the videos,
they got fired.
I agree that they should have got fired
for bringing the school into it, right?
Like if you're going to do it in the classroom,
fine. But this is interested to me
because we literally had this conversation
in Nashville over the weekend
because one of the kids asked
about social media in the workplace.
And I was saying like, man,
I never thought about it.
I mean, for what we do,
social media matters in our way.
workplace, but if you're like a teacher or something like that, it's like, but, and this is what I
presented, I'm like, well, what if you're a model citizen at work, right? Like a model citizen,
employee at a year, everybody loves you, but you go home and you got like a gossip blog page,
like an alter, like you're an alter ego, you pop you bust it open on Onlyfans and you do this to
make money. Should that affect your day job? If they know that it's you, yeah. Now, this teacher says
she blocked everybody in Arizona, which I didn't even know you could do.
She said she blocked everybody in Arizona, and she only does this on her in her free time.
Right, but she did at the school.
They didn't do it at the school with fire.
She fucked up with the school.
But also, like, I think there can be morality clauses in contracts.
That's what I was wondering.
We all have those in ours.
Yeah.
And I think, like, for example, if you have athletes, right, they say in the contract,
you're not allowed to go skiing or snowboarding.
It's too dangerous.
Yeah.
Right?
So I think as a teacher, you could say you're not allowed to do porn because these kids look up to you and maybe there's going to be some girls to really look up to you and admire you and then say, hey, this is what I'm going to do when I'm older because this person that is my guiding light also does it.
Is only fans considered porn, though?
I mean, if you're fucking.
If you're fucking.
Yeah.
You know.
I mean, I don't know if they were fucking a night.
They just said X-rated videos.
I'm assuming it was some penetration happening.
Yeah.
I don't want to see.
So you don't want this from your teachers?
No.
I don't want, no.
Okay.
No.
What the fuck?
What's wrong with these teachers?
So what job is this cool to be able to do?
What, Al as a fucking...
You are putting this, like, stink on people doing OnlyFans.
You don't know what her vagina smells like.
It's so disrespectful.
It's a profession that people do.
No, I'll put a stink on it.
I'm fine with that.
But to Alex's point, only fan, to the Moral Clause thing, right?
I will shame that.
I feel comfortable shame.
Only fans, a lot of this new technology and these new platforms
aren't written into these contracts.
for these historical institutions.
Like schools didn't know only fans
was going to come.
And she said she did it to make extra money
because she can't make enough money as a teacher.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think other than the classroom,
I don't think I don't see what the issue is.
Other than them doing it in the classroom,
I don't see the problem, bro.
I don't want my teachers.
I don't want my kids' teachers having only fans.
I don't want it.
Really?
Yeah, I haven't thought of, like,
the smart reason why, but my knee-jerk reaction is,
yeah, don't teach my kids and suck cox on the weekend.
What if it's no fuck?
But she's going to suck cox on the weekend, regals.
Yeah, but not on video.
Not on video.
What if it's not, uh, porno?
What if she's just like showing her feet or something to make extra money?
I just don't, I don't know.
I want you to inspire my daughter to go out there and get a job,
be an educator, be an engineer, be a doctor or something like that,
not just show her feet on Instagram.
I don't think there's any parent that would be proud of their kid doing that.
But now you hate on all the boys in the class
Because you remember that pretty teacher
That you had back in the day
Oh 100%.
I would have praise you had it.
Oh 100%.
100%.
That's wild.
That's distracting as fuck Alex.
I'm sitting in the classroom
Watching the teacher and you're like,
oh shit, that's what she squirted at, son.
Yeah.
Don't put your hand right there.
You know what I mean?
Like, yeah, it's a little bit much, bro.
Yeah, it's too much.
You can't bring it into the school.
I guess what you're doing your private time is fine.
But if you're monetizing and you're putting on the internet,
it just affects the school.
It just affects the learning environment.
Yeah, no.
I don't want to see that shit.
Hey, also let's pay teachers more.
Pay fucking teachers more, bro.
Two things can be true.
Like, I don't want you to have an only fans,
and I want teachers to get way more fucking money.
I would love that.
And her alias was Chloe Carter.
Oh, wow.
She had an alias and everything.
She got ratted out.
Somebody told on her.
But they shouldn't have been doing it in the school.
No.
You fuck it in the school.
You're bringing the school into it.
You bring in the class into it.
That's where the problems come into play.
But man, man, this is a really tough spot to be in.
I mean, is it that tough?
Just like, hey, teachers, you can't do Onlyfans.
Sorry.
But teachers, I need to make more money.
Well, I mean, if you're doing OnlyFans, that should be your only job.
You think so?
Right?
Like, I strip on the side.
Like, no, like, once you do that, that's your fucking main job.
But bad college students do that.
They script and make ends meet through school.
That is the biggest lie in the history of stripping.
Oh, no, no, I know a bunch of them.
I knew a bunch of them growing up.
No, I did.
No, there's some strippers that take like a community college course,
but it's not like every girl that's going to fucking UCA.
Oh, no, not every.
No, no, not every.
But I don't know.
I know some.
Like I know some real life diamonds from Players Club, bro.
Straight up.
Who used to script, you know, now they do their thing
and, like, different, like, media or lawyers or whatever.
Like, they really, oh, yeah, yeah.
That's beautiful.
I'm glad that they did that.
100%.
What else we got, Taylor Gang?
Oh, y'all people disgust me, man.
What is this?
The people who taped takeoff's funeral,
y'all fucking disgust me.
What do you mean?
Taped it?
Like, because they had an open funeral,
open to the public, but they had a request,
and the request was,
please don't record the service.
You know what I mean?
And I was told that they did take some people's phones at the event,
like they do it to comedy shows,
but I guess a couple of people snuck their phones in.
And I just think that's wack as shit.
You know what I mean?
I think it's whack just because why can't y'all motherfuckers just listen?
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, if you're that selfish to go to a funeral
and you just got to tape offset talking,
you just got to tape Drake talking.
You just got to tape Quable talking.
You know how selfish that is?
You're only doing that for your social media.
You're not doing that for any other reason.
You're making somebody else's funeral about you.
If you want the funeral to be about you, guess what you got to do?
Yeah.
Die.
I'm serious.
Charlie, calm down.
That's a nasty conversation.
That is not nasty.
Bro, I'm just saying.
That's a nasty conversation.
Bro, you know what kind of ego maniac?
You got to be to go to somebody's funeral and make it about you.
You?
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
It's the funeral, bro.
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, come on, man.
I guess whack as fuck.
Yeah.
What else we got, Taylor, gang?
What did 21 say exactly?
Yeah, this might be blown out of proportion.
He said, 21 said, I don't feel like he's relevant.
I just feel like he got fans.
Remember me hear the audio?
That's what Clubhouse is.
Taylor said, they're all talking over each other.
It's Clubhouse.
Yeah.
What y'all saying, relevant, though?
I don't feel like he's relevant.
I just feel like he's got...
None of them are relevant.
I don't feel like...
I don't feel like...
I can't.
Coogee rapping Cain dropped the project,
and that shit was edged.
Hold on.
Why coogey rapping Kane called us?
One-knit.
No.
He's not relevant.
He's not relevant.
No, he's not relevant.
He just has a loyal-ass fan base.
Thank you.
He just has a loyal fan base
that, and he still
make good-ass music.
But, like,
you don't have a core fan of it?
What you're saying relevant, though?
I don't feel like he's relevant.
Okay.
It's, listen, the word relevant,
I'm going to defend 21 here
because I think I do understand what he's saying.
I think he's using that word
in terms of like affecting current hip-hop music and culture.
Right?
The songs that Nas is producing,
maybe going on the charts,
or you hear on radio, you hear at the club,
you're at the strip club or something like that.
Like I think what he's trying to say is
he's not a prominent artist currently,
but he said he's an amazing rapper
and he has a loyal fan base that loves hearing his rap.
So the word relevant,
being not relevant sounds like a real fucking diss
and I think that that was maybe the worst word to use
to make that point.
But I don't think Nas would agree.
I don't think Nas is going,
oh yeah, I'm a top 40 charts,
rapper right now every album I put out
that shit is going crazy. I think
that if I'm 21 Savage
and I love 21 Savage, you know what I mean?
But I don't think relevant is the right word
to use with Nas. I think
Nas is classic. I think
Nas is legacy. I think Nas is
icon, you know, but
he's definitely still relevant
because he's been relevant for 28 years.
That's why the word is wrong, but you understand
what is the right word for that? He's not
I listen, he put out an album
Friday. This is his fourth project with hip-boy.
King's Disease 3, and they're discussing it on Clubhouse.
So how was it not relevant?
You know what I'm saying?
Like you're discussing Nas.
But you remember like when we were growing up
and Nas album drops and then the world stops.
Did it?
Or at least in New York.
I don't know.
I mean, I love Nas.
World stopping.
I mean, people.
The hip-hop world.
Like, you know.
Yeah, I pay attention now, though.
I was working me and my cousin,
probably working out the King Disease 3.
Yesterday. I just, I would, there's a difference. I would rather have the 28 year career.
I would rather have the 28-year career.
There's no question.
You look at Nas' musical catalog,
and you look at his investment portfolio.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, gosh.
Jesus.
No, no, no, that should be relevant.
His investment portfolio is beyond relevant.
Very relevant.
Right?
I mean, Nas invested in ring.
I just don't know if 21 was trying to, like, insult Nas as a rapper.
He said he's a great rapper.
But, yes, his effect on rap culture is different now
than it was back in the day when he was more prominent.
The word relevant is going to see.
seem insulting and I understand why people, you know, kind of wrap themselves around it,
but he calls him an amazing rapper. He makes amazing music. He compliments him. He's not saying
that the skill has diminished in any way. It's just how many people are consuming it has changed.
Yeah, I just don't, I mean, when you say somebody's not relevant, like, to me, when you say
somebody's not relevant, it's like, what? Because he's not the algorithm of the day.
Do you know what I mean? He's not the current algorithm of the moment. But that's the beauty of
having a loyal fan base is that you can continue to put out your art even if you are not part of
the algorithm. Like now's going, him and hit boy are going to do about 40 probably. Yeah, 40,000 records
independently. Beautiful. They're not signed to nobody. Like they're really,
Nisland's just doing this art with hit boy because he really appreciates doing the music.
You know what I mean? And once again, his investment portfolio. Crazy. Jesus. Great. Yeah, he got
on all this tech stuff. Google. He's been a part of two billion dollar acquisition, bro. Yeah.
Like, go just Google what Nas is doing.
And once again, I love 21.
But man, the goal and all of these guys like 21 got pressure.
And I'll tell you why.
The people who came before them who have been, who we consider legends and icons,
they've been in the game 30 plus.
Like really?
The snoops, the JZs, the ditties, the Drays, the Nazes.
Like, you know, even just go down south.
TiTI's been in it for like 20 and some chan.
Ludacris.
Yeah.
All of these Gucci, man, these guys have.
been around. Geez, these guys have been around
for 20 plus. Are you going to be here
in two decades? That's different,
bro. Like, that's what everybody should be
aiming for. It's about the longevity, man. It's about
the consistently
great, because you're only going to be that red hot,
that white hot
thing once. You know
what I mean? You think
you could be the white hot thing more than once?
I think it happens. Really?
Drake's the only one who's kind of
he's proven that room. I don't think
Drake's been white hot. I also,
He hasn't been white-hot for a decade.
White-hot is...
50 Cent.
Get Rich to die trying.
Are Drake first two, three albums?
White-hot.
He ain't been that.
He's consistent.
I think White-hot, I understand kind of what you're saying maybe is
White Hot also implies new.
Yeah.
There's an excitement about the thing that's new.
Whereas Drake has been at the top of the game for over a decade.
but he's not new.
Yeah.
That's right.
But to me, I still look at it.
It's like, it doesn't get any bigger than Drake.
So whether you're fucking white hot or not, you are the top of the game.
Yeah.
Like, who's bigger than Drake?
I mean.
And rap.
Hey, it depends, right?
I mean, dude.
I mean, when Kendrick comes out, he shuts shit down, bro, bro, bro.
No, no, no.
Yes, he does.
Come on, stop, man.
Kendrick got to pull a surprise, bro.
All respect to Kendrick.
All respect to Kendrick.
You got to pull a surprise.
Stop.
What are you all talking about?
Like, what are you all talking about?
Stop.
What are talking about?
I don't hear anyone talking about his last album that came out.
He's on tour, killing it across the globe.
Did you see his...
Yo, Kendrick, you know, Kendrick literally banished on stage.
Okay, show.
Bro, banished.
No, no.
We're talking about maybe one and two right now.
I'm not here, like, gone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
Kendrick is Kendrick, bro.
But no, no, no.
Okay, two things can be true.
We can all acknowledge that Kendrick has one of the coolest live shows that's
outrageous.
Unbelievable.
like so intricate, artistic.
He really cares about
not only the album he's putting it out, but like the live show
experience. It's like really fucking beautiful.
And phenomenal catalog.
Oh, unbelievable. No, no, no. The guy hasn't missed.
There's no question. There's no question. I talk about one and two,
but I still just think when Drake is,
I don't know if it's one and two. The world stops.
Like everyone listens to that album.
Everybody.
Dude, Drake is on a different level, man. I'm sorry.
And look,
eh, you don't think that Drake is bigger, objectively?
Really?
I'm peeing, I don't know, bro.
Kinder can't no slouch, bro.
You know what this feels like?
This feels like not, you.
No.
Kendra can't no slouch, bro.
This feels like Nas and JZ.
Do you remember when Nas and JZ were kind of like,
who's the king of the city?
Do you remember that happened?
And like, the gap was way wider between Jay Z and Nas.
No, back in the, bro, I'm telling you.
Not lyrically.
I'm saying in New York.
I'm saying in New York.
But even as not as artists, but success wise at the time,
the gap was really, really wide.
It's not how it felt.
New York. Jay Z was five million records sold.
It's not how I felt in New York.
Because New York has so much love for Nas, right?
And I think, I think if you look at Nas,
Nas is like in the Kendrick space in Jay Z.
You're saying that you're saying Nas had so much love for,
I mean, New York had so much love for Nas.
But Jay had to kind of like resurrect the feeling.
Like remember, he was saying Nas was done.
But that's later on.
I'm talking about it.
No, this is when at the start of the beep, that's how the beat started and takeover.
He said that.
Like, you one hot album every 10 years average.
Like, you got a spark when you started.
Now you're just garbage.
Well, yeah, and then he lit a fire.
Then he lit a fire.
That was the consensus for a little bit.
No, that's true.
That's true.
Because what is it?
The first one is, it was written.
Elmatic.
Wow.
Where what?
It was Elmatic.
It was Elmatic.
Then?
The better album, it was written.
It was written.
Then he had a couple ones that were not as.
I am was great.
See, that's so weird how we remember stuff.
I remember like the first suit being fire.
I am was great.
Third and fourth.
Fourth was good.
That was not.
Domit's fourth was there.
And I heard even I Am was like not well received.
And then fifth was what Stillmatic?
Now on there.
There was a couple.
But Stillmatic was fifth.
Stillmatic was after Jay's put that spark in.
Because that shit was crazy.
Stillmatic was fire.
Still Maddoch was fire.
Still Maddoch was fire.
I'm just saying, I don't think that I think Kendrick is big, bro.
No, no.
We all agree he's huge.
I think Al said we're talking about one and two.
He's absolutely massive.
I don't know if it's one or two.
I think it's just like...
I got some shit in your beer.
I think it's like 1A.
Why am I?
Because I'm sucking wild dick right now.
Whoa.
That's wild unnecessary.
Sometimes you gotta stop yourself.
Sucking wild cop.
Like, you yo, yo, you come off to your Kendrick dick real quick.
I know somebody out there riding in the car.
Like, yo, go.
Yo, yo, yo, you riding Kendrick wild hard right.
Oh, that's why he said.
I was like, I don't even know why he's talking like this right now,
bro, that was great.
Maybe Chico's right.
Sometimes you got to Reddit yourself.
You got to Reddit yourself.
Okay.
All right.
What else we got?
What else we got, Taylor, gang?
Look to Billy McFarland, man.
Firefest?
You're making a comeback?
Yeah, but everybody focused on the wrong things, bro.
Which is?
Where's Andy?
Son, I need an assistant.
Where's Andy, bro?
I need an assistant.
We ain't seen or heard from Andy since Andy.
He said he's out here willing to suck dick for water, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
For water.
Billy called and said, Andy, we need you to take one big thing for the team.
And I said, oh my gosh, I've been taking something for the team every day.
He said, well, you're our wonderful gay leader.
And we need you to go down.
Will you suck dick to fix this water problem?
And I said, Billy, what?
He said, Andy, if you will go down.
and suck Cunningham's Dick, who's the head of customs,
and get him to clear all of the containers with water,
you will save this festival.
And I literally drove home, took a shower,
I drank some mouthwash.
I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm really,
and I got into my car to drive across the island
to take one for the team.
And I got to his office, fully prepared to suck his dick.
Like, who, what are people on your team doing?
demand more from your team, bro.
Not that, bro.
Huh?
Not that,
they,
you need it, Andy.
I give these motherfuckers water
every day.
I bet you,
for free, bro.
I bet you Andy is somewhere right now
being an asset to somebody's team,
bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Yo, Andy, if you're listening right now,
I need you, bro.
Word up.
Andy's somewhere on somebody's team
keeping his mouth closed
until he needs to open it.
And when he opens it,
shit fucking happens,
bro.
Shout out to Andy.
I thought this was a great idea.
Mike Tyson and Amanda
Holyfield partnered up with the ear edibles.
Because when I first saw this idea, I thought it was fucked up that Mike Tyson was doing this because it's not his ear.
It wasn't his ear that got bit.
It wasn't.
What was it?
What was it?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
What do you mean, man?
Mike bit Holyfield's ear.
Oh, oh, but it wasn't ear that got bit.
Yeah, but it's not, like, you got to, it would only be right to bring Mike into it.
I mean, bring a band into it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, people need to take notes, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
If a body part helps you get to a certain point, bomb.
I mean, yeah, having a vander there is fire for it.
Come on, man.
No, I like that.
What else we got, Taylor?
Huh?
Huh?
What is this O'Dell Beckham Jr. thing?
Did you read about that?
I did.
What is the deal with that?
Odell is suing Nike for $20 million.
He's saying that Nike did not honor its commitments.
I wasn't aware.
that O'Dell was a
Nike athlete and brand icon.
In fact, I think they said he was the first.
And they said that he kept
his promise and fulfilled
his obligations to the brand.
But Nike has not
fulfilled theirs.
And he said in 2017, his deal
with Nike was supposed to be over and he wanted
to sign with Adidas who offered him 47
million. And he claims
Nike promised to match the deal to keep
him, but that fine print said
otherwise. Whoa.
I mean, I don't think that no lawyer is going to sue Nike for $20 million if they think they don't have a case.
Wait, you think?
Yeah, I mean, I don't think no lawyer would even take this case if they don't think they had a case.
I think they're just trying to settle.
There's a huge dude that's going to put a stain on the brand by complaining that Nike fucked a mother.
There's nothing y'all can do to Nike, bro.
I see people even saying this.
And I respect it, you know, suit my man, Misan.
My son's calling for a boycott of Nike.
because the Kyrie Irvin stuff and this and that.
We're not doing it, bro.
Nobody's, it's this not happening.
You know why it's not happening?
Yeah.
We all know how Nike's are made.
Yep.
Would you want to explain or you want to give this to Chris?
Is this? No, I...
Chris, you want to wrap for your people real quick?
I don't know.
I don't know how they made, bro.
What?
I don't know how they made.
Oh, you don't want to say?
I don't know how they meant.
Why?
I don't know how they meant.
Chris, could you come explain real quick?
I think they're made by good Christian Americans.
What are you talking?
are paid a livable wage.
Do you know any information on this, Chris?
I think they're made very cheaply.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nike can do no wrong.
What do you mean?
Nike has hardworking feminists making their shoes every single day.
Okay?
With gender neutral bathrooms and pronoun announcements.
It is one of the most woke companies in the world and these sneakers are made.
Nike got sweatshop, bro.
Whoa, dude.
Whoa, dude.
Come on, man.
You don't know that for sure.
True.
Right for you know, they're sweatshops.
I don't think they're all in China.
I think they're spread out throughout Asia.
I think there's some in Indonesia, some in China.
Look at that.
The stain of forced labor on Nike shoes.
I mean, how are they forced if they are they making money?
What do you mean?
I mean, are they getting paid?
No, I don't think so.
Not like.
They get paid, but not.
Yeah, not, not for the conditions from what I was told.
My point is, there's a lot of other reasons that you can get to the root of boycott
Nike.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, there's a lot of reasons you can.
could say, hey, man, I'm not rocking Nike's no more. You're saying Nike shouldn't take moral
high ground. I don't think they are. I'm saying I don't think people should take moral
high grounds in regards to what they want to boycott Nike for. I think companies should just
be honest and be like, hey, listen, we have to do what we think is best for our company. Yeah,
and aligning ourselves with someone who is saying bigoted shit or promoting bigoted shit makes us
look bad, so we have to separate ourselves. That was performative of Nike though, because Nike already
had announced earlier this shit that they were severing ties with Kyrie though.
Oh, they did.
Yes.
They announced earlier because remember Kyrie went on the tangent against them on social media
because he said the sneakers were whack, blah, they blah.
And so then Nike put out a press release.
That was like back in March or May.
One of the months that begin with them.
And they was like that they probably wasn't going to fucking keep the relationship going.
Yeah.
After this shit was up.
So it's like, that's performative.
Don't you think the net's owner is the same way, though?
Yes, very much so.
100%.
Everybody's trying to get their licks.
That's the only problem with the Kyrie situation is like,
a lot of this doesn't have to do with what Kyrie just did.
You know what I mean?
This is a lot of shit prior.
I mean, I'd be pissed at him too if I was the Nets owner.
And if this is a chance to call in the bill, then that's all it is.
Yeah, you know.
That's all it is.
He's fucked that team up.
That's all it.
He's fucking up the bag big time for the Nets.
That's all it is.
100%.
What else we got, Taylor?
We got some asking idiots?
Was he?
Did he?
is out here paying Marcus
$1,000 a heck of sleutton Marcus.
Marcus is a phenomenal bubble, by the way.
Let's see.
Asking idiots.
$1,000 for a haircut, son.
Oh, this is a good one.
J.L.Y says, do you remember
when you realize you were better
than the average person at what you do?
No, I don't remember it.
Really?
Yeah.
Like, do I remember this moment
where I realized it?
What does that mean the average person, though?
I guess you mean like the average,
I guess would be like the average comic
or the average radio personality?
Like, do you remember the moment
where you were like,
yo, I'm actually good at this?
Yeah, actually, I do remember that.
Yeah.
I always thought I was better than everybody.
That's the thing.
That's the thing.
I wasn't, though.
I thought I was, but I wasn't.
I thought I was, but I actually wasn't.
And then when did you realize you were?
When I actually learned the basics,
when I actually learned all of the things,
that program directors had been trying to teach me for years,
but I was too hard-headed and sucking my own dick to...
And who taught you that?
Which program director was able to break-through?
Well, you know what?
I think the first one was...
It wasn't the first one to break through,
because George Cook broke through.
Slupped to my guy Big G.
Big G broke through,
because Big G wanted me to have a morning show at night.
Mike, because I've always been a listener.
It's not like I don't listen.
You know what I mean?
I just always thought I was better.
It's like one of those things
when somebody can tell you something,
like, okay, cool, whatever.
I'm still going to do me,
but then when you actually do,
like that small thing,
and then it improves.
Like, oh, shit, that did work.
What was something they told you?
I remember Chris Conner,
salute to Chris Connors at Howan-O-3-9 in Columbia.
He told me,
because I always love to take phone calls.
You know what I'm saying?
So I would open the mic,
I would open the break and be like,
High-109, whatever, whatever,
and I do my break,
and then I would go to the phone call,
but I would start the phone call
the same way that I would start the break.
So it would be like,
hot one on 3.9,
so it's like I'm doing it over.
Like, it's like,
it's like,
it's like,
yep, shalom and the guy,
yep,
and the show,
the brain,
it is.
Like, we do that once.
You know what I mean?
But for me,
I was doing it twice
because of the phone call.
And I remember him just saying,
when you do the phone calls,
just take out the intro
because you already,
and then you're already talking.
Yeah.
He was like,
you can just go to the caller
and people will think the calls are live.
Literally.
And I did it.
And I'm like,
oh, shit,
he's right. So it's just like that
one little thing like
that are like, I mean,
Big G, I didn't learn this till my next radio
station, but they would tell me stop screaming.
They was literally,
and I never forget, one of the consultants
was like, you sound like DMX. You need to
sound like LL Kool-J. Like, I don't
fuck what I want to sound like LL Kul-J. You know what I mean?
Because at the time, you know, it's
2001, DMX, you know.
He's charged up. But he's charged up.
But all he was trying to tell me was you've got to have a
conversational tone.
LL has a conversational tone
When LL's rapping
He sounds like he's talking to you
He's not screaming at you
And it's just like, oh
So yes, those little
Tweaks
Help me to become an even better
Radio personnel
So even though I thought I was better
Than everybody else
And I probably was skill-wise
Yeah
It's just those little
Adjustments that made me that much better
Can you listen to your old comedy
Or do you listen to you on like Wendy
Or does that make you
uncomfortable.
I have to do it.
It's always uncomfortable to listen, but I think it really helps.
The old stuff sometimes is valuable.
You're like, oh, maybe there was some sauce I had there that I left along the way and I want to get that back.
And then even just listening to the new stuff, it allows me to like organize the ideas in a better way.
You know?
Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable.
It sucks.
It sucks.
But you got to do it to get better.
Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable because I suck and the content, bro.
That's why I'm so glad.
of deep fakes because anything
that ever comes out
about me that's old is deep fake it's not even real
that's deep fake that shit don't exist
that's deep that shit never happened to tweets
to audio that's all deepfakes bro
I don't care if you see me saying it's not real
it's not real it's not real that wasn't me
that wasn't me what else we got Taylor
what else we got Taylor
oh Charlie Marxiano
says when was the last time you challenged your belief
that's a good question
the last time I challenged my beliefs.
Give me an example of that.
I challenge mine every day.
Yeah, but what is an example of like a belief?
Probably something you believe in religion-wise,
even just a stance you might have on something.
You know what I mean?
You would like flip on abortion.
Yeah, I try to challenge the things that I believe constantly.
That's where like the funny is, like making the arguments for both sides.
and then seeing like where I settle.
But yeah, no, I had the, I had my beliefs challenged
in terms of like the way, I think, not only politics,
but like Hollywood, I think a lot of industries work.
Whereas before I thought that there was like a group of powerful people
that were pushing out the information and ideology
that they believed in.
And now I think that it's really more,
which tended to be more liberal.
And now I think it's really more about people,
afraid of losing their job.
And I think the way that you behave
when you're afraid of losing your job
is accepting of everybody
because it's very hard to get fired
for being accepting.
Right.
Right.
Like nobody's everybody like,
that guy's way too accepting.
We've got to get them out of here.
So it's not like there's this political agenda
in these spaces.
It's the agenda is I don't want to get fired
because my kids are in private school
and I have a home with a mortgage,
which is completely understandable.
And so you just play it a little bit safe at work
and that made me have a little bit more empathy
for the decisions that are made in these industries
and made me realize that the way that you're actually
going to create transformative art
is you have to kind of make it yourself first
and prove it successful
and the success is the safety.
So once we make an R-rated comedy a huge hit,
then all the studios will go,
okay, you can be edgy and you can make R-rated comedies
and we won't get fired.
Okay, green light and R-rated comedy.
comedy. But they're not going to be the first ones to do it because like all human beings,
they want to protect themselves. I'll challenge that belief a little bit. Okay, please.
I'll challenge that belief a little bit and I will say that in order to make great art,
you have to take risk. You know what I mean? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. And I don't,
oh, okay. What I'm saying is they're not willing to take the risk. But so in order to create it,
you have to do it independently and prove it successful. And once it's successful, that risk is no
longer there. Oh, got you. I do what you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, you know, our great
friends, Jabs, Fly, Javs and Waters, God bless the day. She would always say, you can either
be great or you can be safe. You can't be both. And I, and I truly feel that way. You can't be,
you can't be, you either can be great or you can be safe, you can not be both, especially in a world,
in the world of art. You know what I'm saying? Like, you got to take chances. You got to take
risk. Don't think Bill Smith was great and safe? No, I don't think there was anything safe about
Will Smith because you got to think about when
Will Smith first came up. I know it's easy for us to
say that, but everything Will Smith did
somebody took a risk. To take a rapper
and put him as the
star of a sitcom on
NBC, that was a risk. To take that rapper
and then start putting him in blockbuster
films, that was a risk.
Like every time Will Smith was starring
in these films, it was a risk. And it was
almost like a wonder every time he would do it.
Like, oh my God, he got another number one?
Whoa, wait a minute. This shit would
aliens is number one now?
Or, oh, this shit with him playing a drunk superhero is number one?
Like, all of this shit was a risk, a risk.
And sometimes those risks didn't pay off.
He had 10 straight number ones of risk taking.
And then he had like five plots in a row.
You know what I mean?
But everything about Will Smith was a risk.
I think when we think safe sometimes, we just think content.
But no, think about the risk that a studio was taking.
And he's black?
He's a black rapper that you're putting in these blockbuster?
Like nobody thought that shit wasn't
On paper that shit not supposed to work
Yeah, yeah I think you're right
Black Panther was a risk
Bob Iga said that himself
Bob Iga said
And it was a podcast that he did
I forgot who he did it with
Bob Iga said that if
They would have followed
What you're saying
Like that
Safe model
Of what a lot of executives did
He said if they would have followed that
They would have never even made black men
They would never made
There's nothing about it that even says
make this film.
Nonetheless, make it,
do it the way it should be done.
Black cast, black director,
black writers,
and it's a billion dollar,
you know,
business.
So, yeah,
like you and Jazz are saying,
basically,
you know,
you can either be safer,
you could be great,
but you can't be both.
But I challenge my beliefs
all the time just by simply
listening to both sides.
Like,
yep,
I don't just,
like,
I just don't take my feelings.
Like,
okay, like,
we talk about the Chapel thing.
I can hear it and be like,
all right,
that was funny.
But then if I see somebody say,
oh, let's normalizing the anti-Semitism,
I don't just dismiss it.
I want to know why they feel that way.
You know what I'm saying?
Because I want my feelings respected the same way.
And when I hear what they say,
I'm like, oh, all right.
Yeah.
I can see that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
But it don't mean I have an opinion on either way.
I can just understand why Dave felt the need to say what he said,
and I understand why, you know, Jewish people could be offended by it.
Yeah.
As simple as that.
Yeah.
Simple as that.
But that's how I challenge my beliefs.
Because it's, and I don't even think it's about beliefs.
It's about feeling sometimes.
Challenging your feelings.
Yep.
100%.
Let's do one more Taylor gang.
And then get up out of here because I got to go.
Do Sherry Shepherd show.
Oh, Sherry Shepherd.
Yeah, I'm going to share today.
Why do I know that?
She used to be on the view.
Now she's taking, she took over Wendy Williams show.
We already answered a question from Charlie Marciano.
You only get one, Charlie.
Oh, you know what?
I will, you know what?
This will be the final question because this is a good one.
Can you teach accountability?
But there's a question that I've been asking
in the past couple of weeks.
I ask it a lot of different ways.
I say, what do N words hate more?
Reading our accountability.
What I say, to broaden it,
what do people hate more?
Yeah.
Reading our accountability.
In 2022, going in in 2020,
what do you think people hate more,
reading our accountability?
Accountability.
Definitely accountability.
Yeah.
Nobody wants to countenability.
It's tough, man.
Why?
Why?
Yeah, because it forces you to look at what you've done that's wrong.
You know, it forces you to reflect on, like, kind of who you are and how you treated a person.
And a lot of times, we don't want to believe that we're the type of person to treat someone like that.
Yeah.
So we reject the accountability because we have to reflect on a part of ourselves or a moment of ourselves that was, like, really fucked up.
Like, you know, not really fucked up, or just, like, unsavory.
You know, like, you know, it's funny, like, when my wife and I argue about stuff, like, for me, it's very easy for me to just say, I'm sorry, right? If I know I fucked up, it's very easy for me just go, yeah, I'm sorry. Like, because I view my fuck up as a momentary lapse in who I am, right? My wife views an apology as a defining moment in who she is. So it's harder for her to apologize because it's her going, well, then that's, you're
you're going to think that's who I am as a person. And I'm going, no, no, no, I know who you
are as a person. That moment, you just weren't at, which we all cannot be that. And you apologizing
is just going, hey, I wasn't myself for a moment. You not apologizing is making me feel like that,
you believe that behavior is okay to always do, which is really frustrating. It's like,
the soon as I get an apology, it's thrown out the window. But now I understand why that's
tougher for her, because she's believing that people like me,
or anybody else that she's apologizing to
is going to view her as
as that unsavory behavior.
Does that make sense?
I get what you saying.
So I don't know.
It's just really funny, like the different ways
that people look at accountability.
Apologies show me that you're not that person.
That's how I look at it.
But what if you view the apology as like
acknowledgement that you are that,
that bad thing?
That flaw, yeah.
So I could see why that's so much harder.
So it's really been like, it's been me communicating to her.
No, no.
I know who you are.
Love you.
You're apologizing because you made a mistake.
Exactly.
Not because you are a mistake.
Yes.
But I can see how if there are people that are like that, it's harder for them to give up that apology.
And it's, I don't know.
I thought that was kind of a really cool thing.
And maybe people who struggle with accountability, maybe that's how they feel.
And I guess I would say that to them too.
That's like everybody's going to make mistakes.
We are human beings.
We are flawed.
And apologizing for those mistakes isn't only for you.
to let the other person that loves you and trusts you know
that that isn't who you are.
That's right.
Like that you don't think that that's okay.
That's right.
I'm telling you, it's when you don't get an apology,
when somebody does some fuck shit to you.
Yeah, it sucks, man.
They don't apologize.
It's because, number one, either they don't think they're wrong
or number two, they just feel like they can do that to people.
And that is, it makes you feel unsafe with that person.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
And I'll cut you off.
Right.
Straight up.
People that cannot take accountability for their bullshit,
I'll cut you off.
You blame everybody else.
If you're never the problem
If everybody else is the problem
Like come on bro
Yeah
Like stop it knock it off
Don't you think that's part of the hardest part
Of being a parent sometimes
It's teaching accountability
Well it's...
Ooh
That's a great question
It's easier sometimes
Just to be like
All right
I told you how to clean your room
To go out
Now you want to leave
I just don't want to deal with this shit
Just go
And get out of my hair
But I'm also like
No
You gotta teach these kids a lesson
That if they don't do something
That's right
Yeah
They don't get something
That's right
That's right
It's hard for me
It's hard for me
because, you know, like what show said earlier, I'm pussy.
Right.
My wife is way tougher than I am.
We're pussy too, man.
We're pussy three.
We're three blind pussies.
We really are.
Well, let's shave him, man.
We can see.
Three blind pussies.
But no, it's like with my kids, I'm like on some, you know,
I'll act like no TV.
Right.
And then.
No, you're not going.
Then you see their faces.
Like, God, damn it.
I know it's because I have done.
I know it's because I have daughters.
I don't know, man.
Sometimes I think my parents were so evil.
Not my parents, but my dad.
You know what?
Because they were tough.
Yo, they really didn't let us do shit.
Like what?
When they would take shit away, they would take it away.
Oh, really?
Yeah, when you were grounded, you were really grounded.
When it was ass-cutting time, you was really, I don't even hit my kids.
Really?
I was getting hit with extension cords and wooden spoons off the kitchen wall and everything.
Anything your parents get your hands on.
Like, nah, man, please.
I don't know what kind of.
kids I'm raising.
It's real. I don't know, bro. I don't know if they're good. I mean, I do know that they all
have manners. They're very respectful. That's good. And I don't feel entitlement. That's good.
I don't see the entitlement. But when they tell me no, that's crazy. They really mean no.
Like, for example, anything. When I be like, go do such and such, no. Why not? Because I don't want to.
when I say no, my no is shaky.
Right.
My know is negotiable.
Their no means no.
Like, God damn.
Why is this not how it was supposed to be?
Yeah.
Why am I explaining to my three-year-old that I'm the father?
That when I tell you to do something and your mom tells you to do something, this is what it's supposed to be.
They hit you with, I don't give you consent to do that?
No, I ain't got that shit.
That's some school shit.
That's that's that pronoun shit.
They teach them that in school along with new pronouns.
They say it was like,
but your kids are old?
How was your oldest?
15 and 13.
I got to,
my oldest is 14.
I don't give you consent to do that.
Like,
go to your room.
No,
no,
no,
like I'll tickle them.
You know,
I try to tickle my oldest daughter.
Jesus Christ.
I don't give you consent to touch me.
Man,
can you imagine doing that in public?
Why?
Chris,
imagine doing that to your daughter in public and somebody hears it.
Right.
You probably get arrested on the spot.
It's like a joke.
They're saying it like.
They're being tongue in cheek.
But they know that they've been taught.
Wow.
Yeah.
Jesus.
Wow.
That's a good ass way to get out of tickling.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't give you consent to do that.
Yeah, man.
I don't know.
Being a parent is hard in two than 22, bro.
Hey.
It really is.
But a blessing, hopefully.
It's definitely a blessing.
Keep shooting, show.
You know me.
As always.
You know about me.
Big showtie!
As always,
and you really mean that?
You can't call somebody wild pussy
and then, you know, say, I love you, bro.
Why not?
I love you, bro.
But it's different.
Why?
Because we're pussy together.
We need some sloppy pussies, bro.
Blind, sloppy, pussy.
Blind, sloppy-ass pussy.
Jesus, Christ.
That's all I'm doing.
Philly pussy.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Dripping like a cheese steak.
You know what I mean?
That's a bar.
Pussy dripping like a cheese steak.
Uh.
What?
What?
What?
That lower Darby pussy.
Yo.
Come on, man.
Got to lick that lower Marion and that upper Marion.
You know what I mean?
Come on.
As always,
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You think we're intelligent.
You think we're brilliant.
You're absolutely right.
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Peace.
