The Brilliant Idiots - #AccountabilityChallenge

Episode Date: February 26, 2021

This week Wax is back in the studio wit Charlamagne and with Andrew in Miami they discuss Bobby Shmurder coming home, Track Obama breaking somebody nose, Freddie Gibbs comments on Joe Rogan, The professor that says he uses heroin, ask an idiot, and more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Now let's start the motherfucking show. What's happening, good people? What's on? How are you feeling, bro? I feel blessed black and highly favorite. Today is a good day. I mean, the week is a good week. I've been feeling really good this week.

I've been feeling so good. I be feeling like I'm having out-of-body experiences. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, even when I get triggered by stuff, meditation has really helped me return to center. Okay. You know what I mean? And I get the exhale and woo's all of all the bullshit. So I feel good.

Yeah. I feel good. I got dick control again. Talk to me, baby, D.C. I got D.C. We ain't talking about the comics. What's up? What's up?

Honestly, my D.C. was just about as trash as the comics, bro. Back in the day, it was bad. I had a couple rough weeks. And I was putting out some. Some less than seller performances, but I got it again. I just had to throw a beat into the schedule. I haven't jerked off from forever. I think I just been so stressed I didn't need to.

But I put a jerk off into the schedule and that changed everything. Release the chamber. I'm not as pent up and your boy was back to action, dude. You know what it is sometimes when you have a woman, right? And, you know, you got a woman so you're used to getting it on the regular. We tend to take masturbation out of our repertoire. But men have to understand masturbation is a form of self-care. It's a form of self-care that only we understand.

Yeah. You can only do more push-ups when you do more push-ups. It does make sense. You're right. You got to exercise. You got to put it into work. And I've been putting into work, fellas. I've been going at it, you know.

And I just want to share that with you. You shave one off. Yeah. And then when you get in the sack later on, you're good to go. Crazy. So I'm nice with it. But yeah. There you go.

I'm happy to let everybody know because a lot of people are concerned. and they were DM me, all these different techniques and stuff like that. And I just went back to old school, bro. I threw a crank, threw a crank in the system. Yo, that's very true, though. Sometimes, man, we be trying to reinvent the wheel for no reason, man.

We know what works. We've been doing this long enough, but you know what it is. You're getting older. Yeah. But you don't want to waste that nut because sometimes, you know, you jerk off and then later on, you ain't even in the move.

Yeah, and also it's like, my shit don't even shoot as far anymore. I'll do you use, Chilts. I'm 37, bro. It's coming out like a. same age as you. I'm, I'm,

I'm, right, but... Say what? I'm the same, I'm the same age as you. Like, what's going on? Yeah, yeah, I hear you. I'm not.

I couldn't even nut for years. I wasn't nothing, because I didn't want to. What do you mean you wasn't nothing? I want you to have more self-esteem. What do you mean you wasn't nothing? I was not at all because I didn't want to. I felt like if I nut it with the girl,

I gave her something. If I don't nut, she owed me something. But that's how I always got food, I always got my clothes washed, because I know these girls know that if I ain't make them nut, I mean, if I ain't nut, they owe me a whole lot of shit.

What about all the other stuff you gave girls, like, chlamydia, gonorrhies, or that kind of stuff. You didn't want to give her nothing. You didn't give them that? I didn't want to give her the nut because, I mean, she won. I can't do that to her. I ain't really like her like that. The only person I get is my girl.

Like somebody I really really like it. And I'm in dealing with you. You deserve a nut baby out of every five. What about the three girls you had pregnant at one time in Florida? I was a piece of shit. I ain't know what the hell I had going on back there. So they deserved a nut? I just wanted a bunch of kids at one time

If that time if somebody brought me to a village And they had a bunch of women At that time, I would have pregnant Every single one in a woman That was in my brain. Andrew, how much would your ancestors have paid for wax With that mentality? Wow.

Big guy like that willing to just give that sperm up? I mean, that's a really tricky question Because we'd have to You could answer it for the sake of comedy You could answer it for the sake of comedy Or you could say, you know what? Let me fall back. We could fall back, but at the same time, like, are we calculating inflation?

Like, do we want a modern day price? Do we want a price back in a day? Like, you know, you could get... You could get skills for, like, 25 cents when my dad was young. You know what I mean? So, I don't want to disrespect you, but back of the day, things were cheaper, bro, you know? So 25 cents was for me? No, no.

I'm not saying that. I don't know. You know, I honestly don't know what the going rate was. Also, how old are you? How many good years do you go? Me and you the same age The way it looks like right now I might be in trouble

the way you tell me how you are. Nobody's buying a human at 37. You know, kidding me? Jesus. Christ. People who lived to like 40 years old back in a day. Yeah? I thought it was hundreds of years back in the day. Well, biblical times.

That's biblical times, bro. That's back when they were just eating fruits and vegetables, you know? But once we started eating the Bible for slavery, life expectancy was very, very low. Yeah. Well, let's get into some positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot.

What did you see this week's show that made you? Did you say positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot? That's a great question. I've been like, I don't want to use the word battling because that's too severe. But like, I'm trying to see how I feel about the reaction to Bobby coming home. Let's talk about it.

I don't know what he did. So this is, you know, classic brilliant idiots fashion. I'm making a decision based on what he did or didn't do. But like, depending on what he did, I don't know if it's a cause for. for celebration? I'll tell you why I celebrate it. Okay. I celebrate it because we live in an era where people, not even just young people,

just people don't like to deal with the consequences of their action. We really live in an era where people feel like they can do anything, say anything, and when repercussions happen, they don't want to deal with it, right? Like they point the finger at other folks and blame other folks or they don't have any accountability. The reason I celebrate Roddy Rebel and Bobby Smurter is because they dealt with the consequences of their actions. They knew whatever that they were doing, you know, wasn't legit. They got locked up for it. They ain't point the finger at nobody else.

They didn't make no excuses. They wasn't no, oh, woe is me. They went and they did their time. They paid their debt to society. And that's what America should be about, right? America should be, once you go pay your debt to society, you come home, you should have an opportunity. to, you know, partake in all the freedoms and liberties of this country. Yes. You pay your debt to society and it should be a clean slate. And if you don't think

it's a clean slate, then we should increase the debt they have to pay. I agree with you 100%. Absolutely. Like, I don't know what he did. He literally could have just been part of the gang and done nothing. It was conspiracy. Yeah, it was conspiracy. It was conspiracy. It's conspiracy. It's conspiracy, right? But like, so, so if he did absolutely nothing and he didn't flip on people, that's admirable. You did nothing and went to jail so that your boys didn't have to, who actually did do something, didn't get the time. Hey, listen, you're a great friend. Say what? Why he was getting a lot of money too.

Why he was getting a lot of money. Think about that. At the Heidi, almost at the, not even the peak of your career, but when you're just getting started, your life is changing. And then boom, you get hit up because of, and it's the other thing people got to remember, too, man. It's about the environment, right? Like, if you grow up in a certain environment, you grow up around certain people,

some things you're just born into. Sometimes you're just born into conspiracy. charges. That's just the truth to the matter. Yeah. The people around you might be doing things. Your uncle, your father, whoever it is. So you might just, what they call a gang is just my people. You know what I mean? And these people are the people that happen to be with me. I'm trying to come up as a rappel. They're around me. I'm around them. I end up getting jammed up. But I respect it so much because he dealt with the consequences of his actions. People don't like to deal with the consequences of their actions nowadays, man. That's good perspective on it. I'll give it up to. I still don't

know what, you know, they accused him of doing. Like, obviously, it wasn't this because they would say it. But there are certain crimes where, like, when you got out of jail, we're not celebrating you. Even if you touch kids. Oh, 100%. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you're touching kids, you're touching women or some shit like that, like, there's not going to be, you know,

Cuevo's not meeting you with the jet. Like, yeah, you held true. You know what I mean? Like, well... The rest of the guys who touch kids. Well, we say that, right? But, I mean, people celebrated when Mike Tyson came home. Now, whether Mike Tyson really did, when he went to jail for.

We don't know. They didn't think he did it. I think that's what really came out. Okay. All right. Okay. That's fair. Also, people celebrated O.J. getting off and they knew he did do it.

O.J. didn't do it. You know, boy, bro. You're on. Come on. You all. You all. What would ever, what evidence have you seen that makes you say O.J. did it? The glove.

If it didn't fit, you must have quit. What's up? It's a good point. Paying attention. That's a good point. I don't know. I don't know if OJ did it or not. I know the court of law says he didn't.

I can't even speculate on that. Even somebody like Tupac, same rules apply. People felt like he didn't do it. But it's not, but people still celebrated when he came home is what I'm saying. Right. But I don't know. To be fair, the court of law did convict him of doing it as well. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

But that's what I'm saying. Only to wax his point because he was like, you know, we don't celebrate people when they come home from jail for allegedly, you know, touching girls or whatever it is. You know what I mean? So here's, here's a. scenario, I'm going through my mind. You guys are going to be good perspective, right?

Everybody's like, yo, we got to celebrate this because Bobby didn't snitch, you know, Bobby didn't tell, Bobby didn't do all these things, right? And like, didn't he snitch in the song and that's why everybody got jammed up? Right? He don't got anybody fucked up in the first. Now you can't tell twice, nigga. Exactly. Like you already told.

Like, literally he's like, yo, we were by the fucking bed. and then they shot these guys. By the week ago. Exactly. You gave the time. How long did it happen to go? About a week? Yeah.

Where did you get that information? I don't know your hit song? Hey, man. Weeks don't went by before that song went out. To your point, I'm not even celebrating the whole no, no snitching thing. I don't think, I'm not in the street, so that, that, I don't even care about that. But to your point, man, shouldn't he be. celebrated by the hood street wrappers.

Like, I like to see all of these street guys giving Bobby 50,000, 100,000. I'm going to tell you why. Because we see the consequences when somebody snitches, right? We see the backlash in hip-hop. So I need to see what the consequences are for keeping it real. Let me see if keeping it real is worth it. I want to see how it looks. Bobby is showing us, yo, keeping it real.

It's worth it, right? He's getting celebrated. That's true. Like, if you're a street dude and you want people to live by the street code, you got to reward it. That's right. He's a king right now. He's a king for that. Yeah, you can't make the reward for snitching greater than the reward for keeping it real.

That's right. And I said that on this podcast last year, maybe a couple years ago. I don't remember when it was. But I say when Bobby comes home, when Roddy Rebel comes home, they should be celebrated based off the rules of the street, based off the rules of these street rappers, right? Because you're always encouraging people, no snitching, no snitching, no snitching. So when somebody holds it down, they should be celebrated. I like seeing Cuevo pulling up with the private jet.

You know, he getting 50,000 hair from this rapper, 100,000 here from this rapper, young thug buying him chains. Those guys that live by that cold should be celebrating them because now we have a proof of concept of what it looks like when you indeed keep it real. I think so. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. But I just think, you know, for me, though, just as a perspective of a man,

man and a human as a person. I just like seeing people deal with the consequences of their actions. Because I swear we live in this world where everybody likes to play the victim, even though they do some bullshit. They love to throw rocks and hide their hands. You know, those two brothers didn't, Bobby Smurdy and Roddy Rebel. So for that, I salute them for being humans who are willing to deal with the consequences of their actions.

And I really don't like people acting like, you know, well, they shouldn't be celebrated. They did X, Y, Z. What's the point of paying your debt to society then? Who didn't do nothing before? Like, what the fuck you did? Yeah. At what point do you get an opportunity to bounce back from your mistakes and your mishaps? Isn't America supposed to be the laying a second chances?

I don't know. Is it the laying of second chances? It should. It's supposed to be, but it's not. Right. Yeah, it's weird. I guess it just depends on, like, how you feel about the crime, you know? Yeah.

If you've been the victim of that crime, you're probably a little bit more sensitive. But that trauma going to live with you forever, right? Say what? That trauma going to live with you forever, right? Hell, yeah. Like, think about if you've ever lost a fight, you know what I'm saying, or somebody ever punched you in your nose, somebody ever did something to you.

That trauma don't ever leave you. That's why I know Barack Obama lying. I know he's lying. I know. That's how I know he lied. And I hate to put him into what an effing idiot category because he could never be. But, bro, that's cat.

That's cat. He said it actually out his mouth. Yes, he said he punched somebody in the nose for calling him a coon. That's cap, bro. Why do you think it's cap, jokes? Why do you think it's cap? Taylor, you're not allowed to talk. So why do you think it's cap?

First of all, I didn't know it was the word coon, and the fact that it's the word coon, I know for a fact is cap, because nobody knows that word as a young person. I never learned that word. The word coon means somebody who reinforces the negative stereotypes of black people. That's never been Barack.

Brock ain't never reinforced negative stereotypes of black people. It don't make sense, but I'm just saying it's just like that word, Like, have you ever been called that? Like, if you're a white guy and you want to make a black person feel bad about being black, there's a word you can go for. Yeah, it's not cool. It's not coon, bro.

Yeah, it's not cool. What if he just learned that in history class? They don't teach the word coon in history class. Yes, it was. Yeah, they don't teach race. That would teach you the word, coo? Yes, he did. Why would you lie?

No, I'm talking about her. I know. Why do I have to lie about that? Taylor Obama. I don't know. Why would Barack have to lie like that? I'm saying, okay, tell us

a lesson, no, let's entertain this for a second. Tell us the lesson. It's not a lesson. I'm just saying why they teach you about Coon? Huh?

Why did they teach you about Coon in school? We were learning about Black history. Raccoon. What? They were talking about what? Why are y'all laughing? I want to know. Keep making this shit up.

Keep making the shit up. I go out. Keep digging your grave. Keep digging your grave. I'm not grave. You sure is not raccoon? Yes. That's an animal.

You think it's a fucking. No, Taylor said they taught her about Coon's in history class. They did not teach me. I already knew what it was. I'm talking about they talked about it in history class, though. Why? How'd you learn about black history? We were talking, we talked about slavery.

Not, not. And then we talked. How'd you learn the word Coon? How'd you learn it? What they said? My parents, I have black parents. They were just calling you. What do you mean?

They weren't telling me. They were talking. Y'all saw mad ignorant right now. Like you don't. Because your family didn't, your black parents didn't teach you about just Black history, like, they didn't give you books or nothing like that? Why do you call his parents? What do you mean? It doesn't have nothing to do with Black history.

Why would the word Coon has nothing to do with our, like, successful black history? Like, I'm just saying what came in to like when it came to slavery and everything else like that. Yes, that word came up of why white people called us Coons and everything else like that. Why did we call you Coons? Because it wasn't it? I don't know. We wasn't in your class. Yeah, but me neither.

Yeah. I miss that. I miss that class. I took it as it was the same thing as when they used to make fun of us like wearing Blackface, right? No. Yes, that's a right cone. Well, Blackface was the menstrual show. Now, they did teach you about the menstrual show in history class.

I can see that. But Cooning, eh. They didn't see. Yeah, look, imagine question. If you were lying right now. Just hypothetically. I'm just hypothetical. I'm not saying you are.

I'm just saying if you. If you were, would you admit it? Why would I lie about that? That's what we want to know, Barack. Why would you lie about punching somebody in the nose? Because they called you a cool. I just said in his suggestion, what if he just learned about that in history? That's all I'm saying.

Taylor, how many times you like it seems like it's not like a possible? Have you been called? How many times your life have you heard anybody used the word? Just because I never got called, that doesn't mean that it didn't happen. I want to know what the history lesson was in this Philadelphia. selfie of school. All right, that's what we haven't figured out. What was the lesson?

I want to know the test. What do you call a black person that's been pissing you off lately? Is it A? Listen, Meek Managers, Meek Mills manager name is Coon Philly. So maybe that is a Philly thing. Maybe they do teach that in

schools. I don't know. Coon? Coon Philly. Yes, Luther Coon. That's his name. Coon Philly. And people have to call him that? Is he or a C? A C? Yeah?

Oh, no, that's just... But Taylor, what's the lesson, though? I'm not talking about it. I don't know, no, no. Y'all sound mad ignorant. We might need to report this teacher. Yeah, the teacher is... Was it a white teacher?

Was it a white teacher? He was from England. So you had a white teacher. That's on that bread. That's on the edge. I went to Lord Marion. Get it, but why they're doing that? They bugging.

I just want to know why black people are lying about the word cool this one. All right? Like this is the second story Is the word Coon making us just tell tall tails? Like why would Barack just say? By the way, if Barack had his two things, here's the reason I know it's cap.

Number one, if Barack had really punched somebody in the nose back in the day. We would have known about it. We would have known. They would have been in the news. Like they'd have been like he's violent. You know, he punched a white guy in the face back in the day. Like he can't control his temper. Do we know the guy's white?

He could be Hawaiian. Oh. I think he's Hawaiian. I think he's like a Samoan dude. Yes. And by the way, if you got punched in the nose by Barack Obama, you would have definitely put that story out. You got a book out.

You got a book out. You've got a whole series out. Come on. Yeah. In slow motion. Come on. Come on. Yeah, come on.

That's your claim to fame. Since 2008, this guy's never reappeared. And if the guy doesn't show up in the next seven days, Barack Obama is cap! Well, none of the girls that he ever had sex ever came up. No, one did. Oh, yeah? One.

But that was his girlfriend from back in the day before Michelle. You remember her? Yeah, she put out a book, the audacity of stroke. You know, he was beating that thing down, bro. He was beating that thing down, bro. He was being that day. I believe that. I just don't believe that.

I just don't believe it. I'm sorry. I just don't believe Barack Obama's story. Why do I think Barack Obama would lie? I don't think he's lying. I just think he knows something that we all know. When you on a goddamn podcast, you got to fill time. Nobody cares.

Nobody cares if the story is true. Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. 100%. Come on. We do this. A whole lie and it took 10 minutes of the podcast. That was beautiful. Why am I lying again?

Why is who lying? Why am I lying again? You just told the whole lie about the Coon story. Because y'all think so. What are you talking about? We know for a fact that the raccoon. But no, oh, you said to- It's a derogatory term against black people.

Is it not? Yes. Okay, so why can I not learn that in history class? I'm not saying you didn't. I want to know the context. What was the context? I don't remember. It was like fucking years ago.

I just remember learning that shit. Now you forget. So they just wrote it on a chalkboard. and said, read this Taylor. Why do y'all make it so simple? Y'all are so simple-minded. So, hold on. So they just wrote it on a chalkboard and said,

Yeah, Sharmere, that goes both your story. How many black kids was in the class? It was only me and each other. All right, we got to get this teacher fired. This teacher with this London, this teacher from London was trying to be funny. He wanted y'all to say Koon. That's all.

So I got taught it because he wrote it on the board. That's how you're saying it? I'm going to go with the story that you're making up then. I'm making up a story! Yes, because you're saying how I got taught it. You're saying how I got taught it. You're saying how I got taught it.

And I'm not saying that he wrote it on the fucking board. You said you got taught it in class. That isn't me that they're going to just write coon on the board. Well, did he come up and whispered in your ear? Exactly. Forgive me for thinking that a teacher would wipe something on a chalkboard. The teacher's students. I don't have been to school in a while, but Jesus Christ.

They have left tossed back then. What was he teaching you guys? Did he have you guys sit on his lap? What was the left? lesson like? It was a project. It wasn't like he taught us like, oh, so yeah, black people used to be called Coons.

Like, it wasn't like that. That's what we're trying to figure out to. It's called projects and everything else that we had to do, how we learned about black. When I say learning about black history, I'm talking about we had to do a project where we're learning kind of teaching ourselves. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Why the fuck is some white guy from England teaching you about black history in America? I know. That's a problem. And leading with the word Coon. No, I said.

He's leading with it. I want to teach you all about black history. It's Martin Luther King Jr. and then it's Coom. That is the lesson plan for the month. A-O-O-O-N. That's all. We just try to figure it out. Taylor, that's all. None of your story makes sense. You didn't have a teacher

from England. Nobody from England moves to America to teach black people racist words in Philly. It's not how shit works. At what point did you punch the teacher in the nose? That's what we need to know. Why do you all keep thinking I'm related to Obama?

Like, y'all sound crazy. Lute Obama. I'm not mad at him. I understand. We all understand. We all do podcasts. We know how the fuck it is. Content is content.

Fill a hose, man. That's right. Get your views. Nobody's going to question Obama. Get your views. What do you think he's going to talk about next week? How he didn't snitch when he was younger. He did a little time and then came back or what?

Him and Bruce Springstee. I'm going to tell you something, bro. If you pay attention, yep. I think this whole shit with Governor Cuomo was because he fucking, they jammed Bruce Springsteen up with that DUI, bro. Really? Bruce Springsteen showing him, Cuomo who the fucking boss.

I mean, Bruce Springsteen is the boss. You know that, right? He is the fucking boss, bro. Hey, man. Don't mess with the Bruce. You get me jammed up with a DUI. You don't want to pardon me or whatever the fucking is. I got something for your ass.

Oh, yeah. Cuomo's out of here, bro. Nah, he's not out of it. Quombo is out of here. You didn't hear about the allegations? Some shorties said that he was trying to get a little freaky, bro. Shorts. Shorts.

What? Our last president had allegations. This president has allegations. Ain't nothing happened in the governor, Cuombo. You think so? Listen, sex scandals and politics go hand in hand. Sex scandals and politics go together like Coon getting taught in the classroom in Philadelphia.

I hate it. By England guy. My England guy. It's just all goes together. You know what I mean? Forget the allegation because obviously these allegations pop up, of course. But the thing about the nursing home is interesting. That is interesting.

And he should be reprimanded in some way, shape, or form for that. Force to answer. You can't have daily briefing. every day about COVID and everything else. And write a book. But then when stuff come up about you, you just want to give a press release. Nah, you know, we need to dough.

Especially that stuff we're covering up them deaths in the nursing home. That's fucked up. Yeah, that's wild. Just fucking wild. I mean, look, at the same point, none of us know what the right thing to do with COVID was,

but the right thing to do is say that everybody's grandparents are getting murked in the fucking nursing homes. You know, you can't just lie about that shit. Especially if you're going to go out there and be like, I'm Captain COVID. I know how to handle it. And that's just how we're going to do it.

It's like, come on. bro. Come on, bro. I agree with you. Hey, also, too, man, I'm calling Cap on Freddie Gibbs. Freddie Gibbs was on Joe Rogan's podcast. Oh, yeah. You see that? Freddie said he shot a crackhead nine times.

50 cent is not a crackhead, bro. I think that's rude to even insinuate that he did that. That's wrong, bro. That's cap. Hey, that crackhead should have came out with an album, if that's true. After you get shot nine times, that's the only thing to do come out with an album. Why do you say that? Why do you shoot them nine times?

Huh? Why do you shoot them nine times? I have no idea. I do believe if that was, if that, first of all, I'm calling Cap on that story because I don't believe it. I think Freddie was joking. But if that did happen, I can absolutely see the crackhead living because crackheads live for everything. Live forever. They better than cats.

You got 10 lives. You're right. A cockwood. They actually should call cats crack instead of cats. Like it should be cats. You should call somebody a cat head. Like, crackheads live. live way longer than everybody.

I see him get hit by cars, trucks, get up by bats, jump out of windows. Word up. I only know one crack has never died in my life. I'm not even joking. No one? I know one net passed away.

And he only, and he passed away after he got clean. Yeah, he got clean. That's why he died. After he got clean, he died. He got clean. He got a job. He was living his life.

And that's when he died. When he was on crack, picture of health. Top of power. I'm telling you. Are we promoting crack? Say what? Are we promoting crack?

No, no, no, no. We're just telling people that crackheads live a long time. Now, here's the thing with Freddie Gibbs. I love Freddie, man. Freddie is hilarious. That's why I think he was joking. The reason I don't like stuff like that is because I know Joe Rogan's audience doesn't really know Freddie. They don't really know Freddie since the humor.

And they may hear that and pick up the phone and call the police on Freddie Gibbs. FBI. I'm serious. That's what I was doing. Like, it might be a police officer riding around listening to fucking Joe Rogan who had a cold case for years. Just so happened. and there was a crackhead who got shot nine times. And they're like, we got our guy.

He just admitted to it on the Joe Rogan podcast. I don't like shit like that. You know, that's a good question. Like, how often do they work on cold cases? Orda forever. Yeah, but like, like, you just come in on a Tuesday and you're like, all right, let me throw, you know, half hour on this case. Like, how, when do you close it?

What's the deal? I mean, the case is cold until it gets hot again, baby. But are you, like, constantly interviewing people? New people die every week. You got to look at those cases as well. Like, how many cases do these detectives have at one point in time? I'm not sure, but I do know that when somebody like, you know, my man Freddie Gibbs gets on the Joe Rogan podcast and says something like that, that might fucking make some people's antennas go up and they might start to be some type of goddamn investigation. That's all I'm saying.

And I don't want all of these rappers having all these conversations about old snitching and all of this and that, but then getting on platforms and self-incriminating themselves. I don't like that shit. They know the coolest shit about them is the illegal shit they'd done. So that's the stories they got to tell. Who's more cap? You think Barack's more cap punching somebody in the nose are Freddie shooting somebody nine times? I think Barack is more cap.

You think Barack? Why? Why do you think it's cap? Because he's been so calculated with every single thing in his life in order to become president. It's almost like in high school he decided I'll be president of the United States of America

and then do everything I need to do in order to be that, right? Go to Harvard, become the editor of the Harvard review. view or whatever the fuck it is. Like join city legislation in Chicago. I mean, he constantly just built up, you know, get this talented, smart black wife that make two beautiful kids.

Have the picture perfect family. Like, he literally has this cookie cutter approach to being president. And punching someone in a face for a racial slur does not make any sense whatsoever. It would have been on a basketball court, though. I think it was. I think he did say it was in the basketball court. It makes sense. Then I know it's Super Cap because he is.

soft as hell on the basketball court. I see him moving around the basketball court. He can move around, but he's soft. You feel like you could push him around. He's not getting 70 years old, go. What's wrong with this guy? I'm not 70. No, he's not 70. He's still in his 50s. Yeah. I just think he's cap. I don't know, man.

I just can't see Barack doing that. I can't see Barack. You think because you're portraying him as a presence, but not as one now, but like, because he was one, he has to have this perfectly an image. What do you mean? Go on. Don't try to distract from the fact that you got to talk Coon and, um, Cool, okay. What grade was this?

We didn't ask you that. What grade was this? In high school. High school? Um, I forgot when I had it. But. To your point, Shoste, um, Taylor made me lose my fucking point.

God damn. Taylor was such a distraction. Do you think it's because you just only saw him as a president? Like, you don't know him as anything else? Yeah. He wasn't always president. I also know that like, he's super smart. Like, I have a feeling like Barack is just the smartest guy.

in the room every time he's in the room. So, like, having to punch him in the face seems super beneath him. Like, I feel like he could say something to that guy. He should know when to strike, though. Yeah, but he was. Do we know how old he was when he did this? He was in high school.

But he was still smarter than everybody in high school. In English class. He was in high school getting in history class. And it was with his teacher from what I heard. He was punched. No, to your point shows, everything about him is so calculated. And now you just made me thought about something. Maybe he did punch something.

somebody in the nose and the person is about to come out with the story. And maybe Barack has gotten wind of it already. And so he's getting ahead of it. Because he doesn't, he doesn't minch words. He doesn't, he doesn't waste words ever. There's a reason Barack Obama, it's like Marvel, bro. Every single thing matters. There's something.

It's the reason he said this, bro. He didn't just say this for no reason. You mean eight years as president, all the racial stuff that happened? Yeah. He never used this as an example ever. bro, you know what I realized? How soft is the word Coon that white people could say it?

Yeah. Maybe he mainly meant to say nigger. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. How you missed that up? Yo, Taylor. No. Taylor, did you learn that word in high school? I hate you.

I hate you. Yo, the way you pronounce it sounded a little English. I'm not going to lie. You had a little English accent on that. I can not. I think you said it with your pinky out. She should be an English teacher. How'd you say it?

Say it again with your pinky out like this, because I think that's how you just said it right now. Co-uh. I've never heard of English. I'm not saying they don't. I've never heard a British person use the word Coon ever in my life. I didn't say he said it. You definitely said he said it.

No, you guys are misinterpreting how I'm trying to say. Talk about, listen, wax. Black can see me, but they put him in for the teacher. Exactly. So the teacher taught you the word Coon but never said the word. He never taught me it because. I knew about it already before him. So who said the word coon in the class? No one said it.

He refreshed it. He refreshed it. He refreshed your memory. All I'm saying is that I remember like not necessarily reading in the books, but we had to do projects and we had to talk about black face, everything else like that. And that was within. He wasn't. Blackface I can see. The word coon.

But within that, but within blackface and all the other shit that happened. Yes. Like that word got brought up. Not necessarily him saying it. Who said it? But I'm talking about we had to do projects. That comes out. But it wasn't taught in the class.

Y'all had a conversation about it amongst each other. Yeah, that's what the same. Now, when your friend is lying and not making no sense and you're around other people, you add things to the story to help her fill in the lives. I'm just saying Blackface was taught. I'm trying to throw in some stuff. We were getting taught about Blackface. So let me understand this, Taylor, just so I'm not missing anything.

I hate y'all. An English man comes to America and chooses the city of Philadelphia, right? To teach us by it. To teach young black kids, to teach young black kids. First of all white schools. Okay. That's how you got a class.

So he selects, he selects the black kids of the all white school, puts you guys in the projects, right? And then teach, what do you say? Wait, what? No, this guy. What are he talking about? What the fuck was that show?

What did you guys in the project? She kept saying, you said, you said that he made you guys a project. They put them together. Four projects. Oh, I thought he was putting you guys in a project. This guy is so fucking crazy. I thought he was putting you in the projects and then teach you about all the racist words

that he knew from England. Yeah. Was this an extra credit class or something like that? Oh, my God. He said, well, actually, Mr. Clark. Does Mr. Clark went to the projects? He's school at the girl house. That'd be a good movie.

Coon on me. No, she actually looked like the little mom from the, um, when she went to the house. What I like? You never seen lean on me? I only miss, I don't even seem parts of it. I don't know. Principal went to the house. You know what I love, man?

I love when your friend is lying. And they just won't let that shit go. It's dope. I love commitment. I love the commitment. I love the commitment. Creative they are. Creative.

The lie. I love it. If Taylor was high, then she's, would be even better, yo. I'm asking you again, Taylor. All jokes aside, hypothetically, not saying you're in line, but hypothetically, if you are, would you admit that you're lying?

Because if we was on there with Barack and Bruce, we'd have been pressing Barack so much. He'd a moon walked out of that. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He'd a moon walked out of that lie. He's not a emotion. He asked him too much, though, so he's so calculated. I don't think it's a lie.

That's why I say I don't think so. We watched women, we watched white women put their finger in Barack's face. We watched people scream at him and call him a liar. He was too, calm and calculated. He's older now, though. Yeah, but he's got secret service now. That should have been you your whole life.

Like, I don't think you, I think when you have that type of makeup, you just have that kind of makeup. Your character is like a bark. You got a bark, you got one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think that's true. Give me a growl or something. I really don't, you know, you know, you know what I don't think that's true, though, because just based off with my father telling me, how he is. Like, I don't know how to.

Yo, yo, yo, yo, your father, not Barack Obama, you know. I never said. I know he's a great man. I'm sure he's a great man. but he's not Barack one. That's like when women be like, you know how Beyonce say all my single ladies? Like, yo, yo, yo, yo, your child.

You're not Beyonce, yo. Same way, we got to remind you. You're not Beyonce. We got to remind you that men aren't Baracki, though. Okay? Just want to throw that out there, all right? Let's pay some bills, because I got to jump on this Zoom. So let's pay some bills, and I'm going to go pee

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So let's get back to the show. You know what I wanted to do a deep dive on, man? What's that? Hollywood. Oh. And how Hollywood treats humans. like disposable commodities. Not just professionally, like, you know,

when you hot, you hot, and then when you're not so hot, you know, they're on to the next thing. But even personally, personally, when you're hot, you're going through some shit. Hollywood don't give a fuck about you. Hollywood cares about Hollywood.

And I'm talking about Lakeith Stanfield, who I want to first start off by Man. Truly, truly, sincerely, truly sincerely sending positive energy, love and light to. I want to send that brother healing energy. My brother said he just started therapy because the role of William O'Neill and Judas and the Black Messiah was too much for him. Oh, come on.

Come on. Let me get this out, Shult. Let me get this out. And you can have your. you can have your take, but I just want to send him healing energy because the brother truly does need therapy. Now, I'm going to do a quick timeline, and I got to salute complex, because Complex did a phenomenal job of putting the timeline between Charlemagne to God and Lakeith Stanfield's beef

or feud, whatever the fuck, okay? But it's not really a feud. Lekeef made some comments about black media back in 2019. He accused some black media outlets, including the Breakfast Club of being anti-black. I gave him donkey a day because it's not like Lakeef has sat down in these white spaces

and been the pillar of black excellence. You know what I mean? It's just not like he's a Malcolm X when he's sitting down because he's been questioned about systemic racism because of the roles he plays like Selma and get out

and instead of answering the question the guy licks his feet and stupid stuff like that, right? But whatever. So then he does a disc record about me called automatic. He puts my face on a picture of Sambo.

Right? I never replied to anything after that. And then we had Daniel, how you pronounce the brother's last name? Daniel Kuluya. If I'm pronounced Kaluya. We had Daniel Kuluya on Breakfast Club. And I was being sincere when I asked him,

you know, after you finish this movie, did you look at Lakeith any different? Not questioning anything about Lakeith's character. It's just that when you're an actor and you get into these roles and you played Fred Hampton and you had to look across at the guy who, you know, ratted you out and ultimately is the reason you got killed. Did that have any impact on you after the fact?

Did you look at the guy Strange? Just like I'm sure Christian Bell probably looked at, he fledger Strange after they did, you know, Batman. After, I'm sure they look at goddamn, uh, what's the dude that played Tarik on power? We look at him strange every week. Whatever. I just thought that was just the regular question. but, you know, Daniel was like,

yo, you and Laquif still got beef. I'm like, no. Now, me being the petty person that I am, because I'm working on my petty. I've never claimed to be perfect. When he asked me to me and Lekeef got beef, I said, no, I have no issues with the brother, but I do think he was born to play this role.

Right? Okay. Take it however you want to take it. I just thought it was a funny joke. I just thought, and it was a little jab. But I feel like I might have owed him that jab because I never replied to the dish record. I never replied to him, you know, putting my face on the sandbow picture.

That was light, though. That was light. It was a job playing. And I said the brother deserves all the awards because he truly does. He did a phenomenal job in the movie. I think he should win whatever he gets nominated for. Now, Lakeith saw it. He replied on Friday.

He called me a hole and that's what holes do. And he was like, get up off me, find somebody else. As if I'm picking on him. Goes back to what I was saying earlier about accountability, right? And it goes back to what I was saying earlier about there being consequences to your actions. You can't say what you want to say. and expect people not to reply. I told y'all this for years on brilliant idiots.

And I also pointed out that he does this a lot, you know, when he made comments about Kamala Harris' hair after the last vice presidential debate, and he got backlash for that. He jumped on social media, and he said, I can say what I want, and nobody's going to police what it is that I say. You can have that energy,

but just know people are going to have responses to some of the things that you said. I'm cool with it. I said what I said. I think that if you can dish it, you got to be able to take it. You know, and I still send him healing energy

and I want the brother to get help, right? Now, what really didn't disturb me, it didn't disturb me for, it did disturb me only because I don't play with stuff like this. But if you're on social media and you got my picture up and you're waving a gun at my picture,

like, to me, That's wild to do, period. But it's really wild to do when you're an actor in Hollywood on the verge of real-life superstardom. And what bothers me the most about this situation is all the calls that I've had this week, my team has had this week, and they're coming from, you know, his team and people around him. I haven't heard any real concern about him and his well-being. all I keep hearing is this is going to ruin his Oscar chances

This is going to ruin our Oscar chances It's just like I don't give a fuck about an Oscar When a guy is on Instagram waving a gun At somebody's picture Clearly something's not right With this young man

And it's the same young man who was screaming for help Last year when he was I think he was taking pills or something And people thought that he was saying he wanted to kill himself Like he's displayed a lot of, you know... It's on his Instagram? It's been taken down now

because, you know, Instagram, you can't do that. You can't wait for God at somebody's picture. That's a threat. So Instagram took it down. It's a lot of sites that still have it up. But my point is, at what point do we stop caring about our own well-being and our own self-interest

and start caring about the actual interest of someone else? Clearly, this young man is crying out of help. And y'all know how I am. about, you know, being a proponent for mental health and being a mental health advocate. I've seen too many people that I love and care about go down these spirals.

And when I'm watching the signs, because I think I'm more hip to the signs now because of the fact I've had people, you know, snap, commit suicide, you know what I mean? And seeing other people and how they can get manic. When I start seeing certain things, I'm like, y'all need to get that brother some help, man.

and get him some help now, like, like right now. So that's, that's all. I just want to- Make sure it's not an act, make sure he's just not trying to act out, just to try to get away from things because people with mental health, we look at him like,

because if he's just a regular dude out here doing that, well, listen, even if it is an act, to your point, wax, even if it is just an act, that still is an act that can land you in jail. You're on fucking Instagram, waving a gun at somebody's picture. The feds are always watching. They're always waiting to see somebody get jammed up.

especially a black man. So why would you put yourself in that position to where you could get jammed up by the authorities? Even if, like, let's just say, hypothetically, there is no mental health issues. What? That's just a poor choice. So why would you make such a poor choice

that could probably cost you opportunities in the future? I don't understand it. For what? That's something. There's something's not right. So either way, whether it's mental health issues or him just making poor choices, if you love that brother, man,

Sit down and have a conversation with him. Pull him to the side, man. Give him some real game. I don't know if he got any OGs in his life. I don't know if he got any friends in his life. Just somebody sit to brother LaKeefe Stanfield down and have a real conversation with him because he's so talented. Everybody knows that.

He's an amazing, amazing actor. I'm just tired of seeing people get in their own way. That's a pet peeve of mine. I really don't like seeing people get in their own way. And I don't like seeing people self-destruct when they got to the world. They got the world at their feet, but they just make poor choices that can cause all of that to go away. Or he may really be dealing with some mental health issues. And if he is, he needs to get help. That's it. That's all I got. Yeah, this took a turn for the serious. I thought

we were going to have some fun with this. This guy. This guy. That's why I said, maybe he's not mental. Now we get to play. I'm glad you stopped me in the beginning. I'm glad you stopped me in the beginning. But yeah, I don't know. I just think it's just I get so annoyed when actors try to make their job seem like it's important. You know, I played this role and it was so hard for me. And I had an emotional breakdown. So shut up and say the words the other people wrote for you, you fucking idiot. I'm tired. You didn't write any of the words. Somebody handed you the fucking words. You say the fucking words. Then you go back to craft service. You eat some muffins.

They switch around to cameras. Then you go back there and you say the same fucking words from another angle. It's the easiest, most boring job on the face of the universe. And if you need therapy to handle saying the words the other people

wrote for it, you are a weak individual. That's what he's saying. We're weak. I was going to say, too, do you think that... What happened? You started saying words and then you thought you were him? You literally tricked your stuff. yourself in thinking you were him?

I remember I did one I did a you or somebody was watching it I think it was Duval was watching I did some episodes of this show on fucking Amazon what was that shit called I don't know Brian Cranston was in it the dude sneaky Pete right I did a few episodes of sneaky Pete and I'm doing it

with this guy I forget his name he was in gone 60 seconds tons of movies he's the star the fucking thing right we do we finish the scene we got to walk back to our trailers right And this guy is talking to me in the same accent that he was doing in the scene. He's in character. He stayed in character.

I said, cut that shit out, bro. I'm not doing none of that. We're not doing this, bro. I'm asking you about your real life. You're like, yes, I murdered my wife when we were 20 years old. And it was very great. We had very special kids. Kids are still in California.

I'm like, we're not going to do this, bro. We're not going to do this. You're taking the shit too serious. You're taking the shit way too serious. No. What was a serious situation? Well, no, I think to Schultz's point, I think that, you know, that's, we're talking about two different things. Like, I don't know, I'm not an actor, so I don't know how deep people get in the character.

I don't know if you can get lost in your role and not. I have no idea. I think that one of the things that would keep me from getting lost in a role is knowing that it's just a role. Yeah. You know what I mean? Maybe he enjoyed that shit too much. Yeah, it's a role. Yo, maybe he was getting therapy because he was really sad when he had to stop saying the lines.

He was like, nah, that shit was kind of fun. I don't know. I was going to say, though, is he a good actor or? No, he's nice. He's nice. He's phenomenal. He's really good. At the same time, he also plays, what other movies have you seen him in besides?

He was in Get Out. Get Out. He was in, sorry to bother you. He was in Salma. He's on Atlanta all the time. But I'm saying, though, they kind of portraying the way the same kind of character. No, absolutely not. Atlanta.

He was in a little bit. Atlanta is. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way. No way.

No way. He's, I've actually said, and I've said this publicly, several times. Lekeith, Stanfield, and Jason Mitchell, to me, where the best black actors of this generation. I think I said this about five years ago. I put Daniel in that category now.

He's nice. There's no question whether he's nice or not. I'm not question that at all. Nice and unique in the way he plays the roles. It doesn't look like he's doing an impression of someone else. He is being, he's creating these characters. He's nice at it. But it's acting at the end of the day.

Yeah, but let's get over this shit. But I'm not acting either, but I feel like, so you both watch Euphoria, right? Think about Zendaya. Do you see her latest episode with it? Like, that's a deep role you have to, like, get yourself in. But how do we know Zendaya doesn't have trouble getting out of that role? We don't know. The Dea might go to therapy, too.

Exactly, though. That's what I'm saying. But we don't know. Zendaya might have a hard time disconnecting as well. We don't know. Exactly, but that's why I mean. So we can't throw it with Shorts what you're saying about Lakeith saying, like, it's just being some lines.

Oh, I'm not dismissing. I'm not dismissing what Lekeith going through. I am. I am. That's Choate's opinion. I'm dismissing it. I'm dismissing it. I want to hear no actors complain. I hate it when models complain.

You don't know how modeling, how hard modeling is. We have to wake up at 6 in the morning and stand still. I mean, you don't even know what it's like to be on the beach and just stand still. Get out of here. Everybody want to act like they got the hardest job. I'm sure we do it too. I'm sure

we complain about podcasting. Everybody thinks their job is the hardest fucking job in the world. It ain't. We got it amazing. get to come here and talk shit. If you ever hear me bitching about it, slap me in my fucking face. I'm not bitching about it. If you're an actor,

you get to be a famous celebrity. The world fucking loves you. You got to deal with one radio guy making fun of you, and then you fall apart. Cut that shit out and stop back like your job is hard. And by the way, Shultz,

I wasn't even making fun of him. I replied to him about the anti-black stuff. And then he put my picture on Sambo, did the dish record about me. And he did like this long YouTube ran about me. I ain't even reply. Complex said that you called him a hoe. You might not.

No, he called me a hole. I didn't call him a hole. You can't even read. That's not what they said. No, it's not. Now, watch this. Read what it said. Go ahead.

Read what it said. They said, he called me a hole. Read it, though. Go ahead. It says, Shalameen the guy responsible to you stand for calling him up. Oh, I see what I'm saying?

That's right. You see how I said it out loud when I read it in music. That's why I don't read. I read. I probably hear some same shit. My bad. My bad. I'm sorry.

You know what y'all sound like right now, Coons. Coons reinforced negative stereotypes of black people. And I want to say so bad, y'all, just don't read. Yeah. I didn't, I don't know. That's why I don't read. I don't want to mix shit up. What?

If she ain't read that, she wouldn't have mixed it up. I got the video. I read out loud and I realized it. Let me ask you this question, Shultz. I got the video, though. Do you think actors, do you think some people, you think if you don't know who you are, if you, personally don't know who you are, but you're always playing

the role of other people. Do you think that can have some type of impact on you? I think it's easier to return to center when you truly know who you are. Yeah. Yeah, that's, there's truth to that. I think it's difficult if you don't know who you are to be in any environment because you just kind of grasping

straws trying to get in where you fit in. But that's an emotional issue that's bigger than like acting being hard. You know what I mean? Yeah. Well, listen, man, all I want to say is I don't know what's going on

with the brother, but I will repeat what I said, whether it's making poor choices because getting on Instagram and waving a gun at somebody else's picture is a poor choice. Right?

The precious need therapy, bro? The pressures need therapy, bro? I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I really don't. I don't know. If acting is that crazy, precious needs all the therapy,

right? Because her role was the craziest. of all, right? Yeah, I mean, she might have. I don't know what she did about. Afterwards, the reactions people gave her afterwards. She probably shrug that shit off. Did her fucking thing?

You know? There's a thing, though. But you have to remember, like, sorry, go ahead. No, I'm saying. He was displaying erratic, somewhat manic behavior prior to the role, is what I'm saying. So all I'm simply saying is at what point, Hollywood, at what point, friends of Lekeef,

at what point, you know, OGs of Lekeef, Do y'all be like, all what's up, my brother? You need some help, especially when the brother was online last year saying he was alluding to the fact that he possibly might want to kill himself. At what point, do people intervene?

No, that's not Hollywood. Hollywood is ride that bitch to the wheels fall off and then find a new bitch to ride to the wheels fall off. That's the system. And that's the problem I have. Hey, look, look, I have a problem with it as a human and I have a problem with the people who are so-called friends, you know,

that aren't doing anything. that aren't intervening. I have a problem with that. But I don't have a problem with the system that does that because if I had a problem with that, I say we got to get rid of NFL too. NFL is ride that bitch to the wheels fall off. You got to know, if you end this game,

you are valuable until you're valueless. And the second of your valueless, they say, fuck you. And that's why I keep a certain energy when it comes with, you know, execs and all that kind of shit. Like, even the execs that like really put me on and really fuck with me,

even at MTV. those execs didn't even tell me before my contract was cut off, before my contract stopped. I had to reach out to them two weeks before. I was like, yo, is this renewed? They're like, oh, my bad, it's not. So you knew me for years. We're supposed to be friends, texting all that shit. I got a fucking mortgage.

And you weren't going to just reach out and just let me know, hey, by the way, you're going to stop making six figures from us. You know what I mean? They don't need you no more. They're completely fine with you going away. And I'm fine with that as long as that's a relationship. but let's not act like we can be chummy chummy, but let's be honest about what the relationship is. If it's business, let's just keep it business.

But, you know, don't act like we family, don't act like we friends and this and that, yada, yada, yada. And by the way, you have to know that. You should know that when you walk into any of these rooms. Yes. You should know that when you walk into, you know, any of these buildings. You know what I mean? But one thing about me, I'm going to carry myself

the way I carry myself regardless, meaning like, if I say I'll fuck with you, I fuck with you. If you don't really fuck with me like that, that's your loss. You know what I'm saying? That's on you. Like I don't expect me from other people. You know what I mean?

Like I just don't. Executives and everything. So, yeah, I mean. I guess that's what I'm saying. Like I don't really do any like friendship type of deals, be it with networks or anything, because I know I'm here because I got heat, not because we're homies.

So don't ask for the homie discount because you weren't trying to get the deal before I had the heat. Right? That's right. You want a heat discount. And guess what? Ain't no discounts for heat. You know what I mean?

Like heat comes in a premium. I guess, I mean, essentially what we're saying, these motherfuckers don't give a fuck about you. No. So you better, you better give a fuck about yourself. And you know what I mean? If you care about an individual, you know what I mean? Be there to care for that person.

I don't see a lot. And I could be wrong because I'm not in people's everyday lives. I'm just simply saying based off a lot of the things I was hearing, this week from people that are in his camp and in his team and, you know, that he's worked for and worked with. All I heard was concerned about, you know,

Oscar buzz not happening. You know what I'm saying? I didn't hear nothing. And even, by the way, even this is why I don't put no stock in the social media either. Social media thinks that shit is normal. We, we so desensitized

to people making threats online and people pulling out pistols and all this other stuff. Like that shit is nothing. Like, it's like, Charlemagne, you gave him donkey today. Shalemay, leave him alone. Like, listen to that. I'm like, first of all, I'm not bothering this dude.

Like, this dude said something and I replied. I was okay. There's another thing. Like, if you hate the role, don't do it. Like, I never understood the motherfuckers that, like, they take the role in the herpes commercial, the herpes medication commercial. And then when people see them in real life,

they're like, oh, nah, that's doing a herbie. Like you want to be famous so bad You're willing to be famous for Needing Herpes medication? Like there's so many roles If people try to offer me that I said no Because I don't want to be that guy I just don't like the character

I do not like that character You want me to be so I'm not going to play it So if you hate the character Why the fuck you're going to do the role That is mind-boggling to me I was about to chase a do in the airport Because he called me Doodle Hands You are Doodoo Hand

And I told away That's on you, bro. Yo, that's his fault. That's right, shows. It don't matter. Like I just said, I put that on myself. Now, the guy called me Dudelhan. I was about to chase him in the airport.

I was like, I dare you going in that fucking bathroom. He's just saying, no fucking about. Now, you can't be the guy who got on a podcast and told people that you caught shit on the toilet. I asked them that they catch their shit. I'm like, how you do it? But listen, then you threaten the guy by saying, you better not going in that bathroom. I'd be terrified that Doodlehands is going to come in there, kick the stall in and try to catch my shit. As I'm taking the shit.

No, I did, listen, I'm like, if it's down in the air, where I can't beat them up, everybody out there. If you go in that bathroom, no, you know, cameras in the fucking bathroom. You'll just smack the shit out of them and something. But consequences, though. You got to, like, what we was talking about earlier with Bobby Smarter Rider Rebel.

You got to deal with the consequences of your actions. That's why I say this on me. Wax's doodoo hands. Wax got on the podcast. Have you ever appealed with someone, too, then? If you're going to throw shit on that? Hey, go tell her. We're on the way to Philly.

She's like, nope, we're going to D.C. Turn this goddamn car. Let me whip this car. We're on the way to Philly. She's like, now fuck that. We're going to make a hard left and go back to D.C. Jesus, crazy. I just saw the video, by the way.

You saw the video? I saw the video. And, yeah, he looks like he might need a little help, man. I don't mean that in a context anyway. I don't mean that in a context anyway. I mean it in like a serious way. Like, it's easy to go through emotional shit. I don't know if that shit is inspired by a role.

Usually that is baked into your DNA, right? Or they're baked into your life story. So I hope he gets some help I hope there's people in his corner that are willing to tell him Hey maybe maybe go Maybe go chat with somebody That could be helpful

That's all I'm saying There's no way you can And I saw when he posted the video And I saw like people laughing And I literally was sitting down Like I don't get what's funny about this Fuck me Fuck me

Fuck the fact he was pointing the picture at me If he was pointing that gun At anybody's picture I'd be like What's wrong? with this dude. Like that's honestly what I would be thinking. I'm like, yo, this dude needs some help. The boy's going to come see him. You think

you think law enforcement probably ain't already knocked on his door? You think law enforcement don't reach out to our team? Like, yo, is this a threat? Like, they're going to register. Seriously. That's what happened. That's what you stupid motherfuckers don't understand about this social media shit.

It's people sitting back police officers, law enforcement, watching this type of shit. That's their job. They monitor these kind of things. Hey, is everything okay? Do we need to, hey, maybe should we go pay a visit to this guy? Like, this guy is threatening people online with a pistol. What do y'all think comes to this shit?

Like, do you think people just post things and, you know, Instagram just takes it down because it's the right thing to do? No. No. This shit is illegal. It's a threat. It's a threat. But that's my other point. My other point is too, it's simple.

Either you're really dealing with some real mental health issues. And if that's the case, I want you to go. get some healing energy. I want you to go to therapy. I want you to take care of that. Or you're just making really poor choices, my brother. And one thing about making poor choices, you're going to have to deal with the consequences and repercussions of those poor choices. Yeah. Simple as that. You could, but at least that's not a criminal. No, I get what you're saying, but regardless of your consequences of your actions. I told him that. I told Wax that, though. I said Wax. I think you started. Remember, and then it was

another time Taylor came, right? And Taylor was like, hey, I got this clip. of wax talking up. It was another do-do clip and I'm like, why you don't want my gotta be shit man? Why would you do that? I'm like,

you said it, I said it, but I probably said it, I don't know. What was it about? It was something about, it was something else. You did something like that.

I forgot. It was something about what you did. I remember, what was something. Probably I take this shit with my feet in cold water. All I know is I was like, Taylor, we're not doing it.

I said, I said, why you keep trying to paint my guy as shit man, yo? He does it to himself. He does. He does. Are you serious?

Now, you do this yourself. I would say about six. You literally brought up shit by yourself today. Yeah. You literally just did. I'm trying to help the conversation. It was great. You don't want to be dirty diaper, bro.

You don't want to be dirty diaper, bro. Remember my boy potter? A salute to my guy, Dre. Remember you called me? I was going to get this thing in there? Just to call you that shit. What are they used to call, Dre? A baby pap or...

Dirty diaper? Dirty diaper. Dirty diaper. Wax got so mad when this dude called our homeboy dirty diaper I don't know you stick to talk to you I can wedge you this thing I don't know I didn't get the last back

Why do he called him dirty diaper? I don't Because he got a big ass And you know how babies Look at the table And I ain't like the joke I'm like this is my guy Like yo

No shitty pamper That's what the one Shitty diaper Shitty diaper That's the only way You can comment on a another man's ass size, bro. Like shitty diaper.

Because he basically said he got a fat ass. I guess that's sagging, but he did it in a way that wasn't sexual. Shitty diaper. Yo, that's crazy as hell, yo. Matt, yo, by the way, that should be the new way to say a man got a fat ass. When a man walks in the room, you just

you tap your boy like shitty diaper. Then you and him start laughing. I think because he was sagging must be. Nah, dude. He had the poo poo pamper's, bro. You got to be careful with him. It was because it's sagging. I guess it's sagging like when you sagging like a shitty diaper.

Nah, man, I thought it was thinking he had a big ass. I ain't know about that. You're not looking at ass and I don't want to be pissed off now. No. Wax, be honest. You hang out with guys who are thick, bro. You hang out with the guy that got the thumpkey, bro. The fucking he-haw.

You hear he talking about you? All your boys got fat asses, Wax. You know, why are you? Why the boys got fat asses? Somebody said that about wax the other day, too. They was like they couldn't tell the difference. No, I did. It was hell.

They couldn't tell. Hey, they couldn't tell the difference between wax and Taylor. Yo. Yo. You know, I'm serious. That's crazy. I'm too 50. God, damn.

So you need to know the difference between us. Insulting, actually. That's not an insulting. That's fucked up. That's fucked up for you meaning compared. Honestly, Taylor? Cholks, if you say something, this is terrible. Let me tell you something.

I'm going to Miami soon, right? It's different, though. Wax six two, though. How are you, wax? Wax six two, Taylor, it looked different. Yeah, yeah. Yours looks bigger because it's on a smaller frame. Wait, hold on, what did you say?

Yours looks bigger because it's on a smaller frame, but wax got the he-ha. He do. He got the fucking he-hawn. I don't know what was it. I told him, I said you turned it into a little butt and gut, man. Yeah. It's a little buddy. First time you with a heat heart is.

A little bit. I'm working out, man. Tone, I'm coming to see you as soon as I get out of you. Why, you are thick, though. You mean I'm thick? Listen, you got pregnant with Carla. Be honest, wax. Be honest, wax.

Be honest, wax. You built like a bicycle helmet. Nope. You got pregnant with Carla, bro. What did you say? At least your head matches your body now. Wax. Be honest, bro.

I see you sitting a little higher on that seat. You're a little propped up Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick dick, dick. Yo. Jee. Oh, shit, rocked up. Those, how many push-ups do you do?

Oh, you do? I bet you can deal more push-ups to you. Yo, it's mad people with big asses and big stomachs that can do mad push-ups, man. What you mean? What'd that mean? I bet you could do more squats than me with your thick ass. Hey, hey, time out.

Talk about, talk about it. I told y'all I got that video of wax. What wax was showing off in angu. Wool of, man. They was calling him Wax the stallion on the island because he was on the bike and he was

he was doing this shit on the bike Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! He was Crybaby on the fucking dog.

He was Crybaby in that bike, bro. He did the Crybaby challenge on that bike. Oh my time. Hey, he did the listen, Wax did the Crybaby

challenge on the island. The women on the island started throwing beads. I didn't know he's gone. He was bouncing on that shit, man. Lord have mercy. For real life, bike life. Rest and peace, Shaq.

Yeah. Rest and peace on guys, Shaq. Yeah. That whole day. Yep. Shack committed suicide. God bless that, brother. That's what I'm saying.

You just don't know what people going through. That's all I'm saying. You never ever think that. Nope. I still. I know him. How are we on this all of a sudden, bro? We were just having fun of him, bro.

Yeah. We both was, we both was doing it. You got that video? With wax popping that Popping that pussy for a goon I got that right I probably do have it Popping that busy for a goon

He's popping that pamper, bro What you got me? I got that bumper for a goon Waping that pamper for a goon. Wax was popping that shitty pamper for a goon. You got a video on the bike? If you got that video I have to find it

We're going to put thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, if you see this shit, you're y'all. My shit on the four wall. I'm going to fish you on the four wall. Nah, he was. He was bouncing that shit. Look like he was doing the Crybaby Shown. Remember when Megan was doing this shit?

That's what he was doing. And that shit was wild. I've never seen myself, really. I guess. Other people look at it different, but I think I'm doing good. He was bouncing that ass. Bounce that ass.

Boom, doom, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum, do. Doom, dum, dum, dum. You know, wax, if you drop your keys, how you go get them? Get it. Like, do you like... Shorts wear short, short. That was that bussed challenge. Weak!

Who! Shult hit that bused challenge! That's that busted challenge one time for the one time. You say if I drop my keys? That's something he learned out there. A new dance in Miami, he tried to show it off. That's that bused challenge. That's what that was. That's that bused it, bro.

You never bust it. Come on, Wax. You never bust it? Oh, come on. Listen, did you hear about the Columbia universe? We got any more ads? I never told them all. I never told you what would I want to do?

with the Busted Challenge? What? Man, I had a great idea, but I couldn't put it together, man. Tell me, talk to me. We might end up cutting this. We might end up cutting this part. Why?

So the beginning of the Busset Challenge is like you're walking sexy and then you're about to drop, right? Yeah. Okay. So what if I was walking sexy and then I dropped it and then when the picture came up

it was Rosa Parks on the bus? All right. Oh, my. Let's pay some bill. Jesus Christ. We already paid. Did we pay some bills already? Yeah.

Oh, well, we're about to. Let's pay some bills. Let's pay some bills. That would be fire. Let's pay some bills. Let's pay some bills. Bus it. Bus it.

I hate him, yeah. I just got it. You just got it now? I've been to. We just got it? How did it? I just got it. I just know.

That's actually, no. Come on, that's funny. I thought he was being disrespectful trying to put Rosa Parks and the sexual, but no, that's actually funny. She's just sitting on the bus. No, that's funny, that's funny. Not going to lie, that's funny. That's funny.

That's comedy, bro. That's comedy, bro. I'm not going to lie. That's kind of funny. She would have been in the front of the bus, actually. Bus it. No, no, I just got it. It hit me late.

I'm sorry. It hit me late. It hit me late. Hit me late. Listen, let's pay some bills. All right, guys. We'll take a break for a second, pay some bills because you need to step your business game up, and that means you need to get a website. Okay? This is very simple. If you do not have a website, you do not have a business that is legitimate. I'm not going to a restaurant that doesn't have a website. I'm not trusting a lawyer that doesn't have a website. I'm not buying a motorcycle from a place that doesn't have a website. A website is

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well, we put this out today, so he'll be on tomorrow on Breakfast Club. And what was it like? Listen, man, here's the thing. I read, I read some of his book. I agree with him, and I've been felt like this, that I think drugs do need to be legalized. I don't think you should be putting people in jail when they have a problem. When they're meth addicts, heroin addicts, crack, cocaine, whatever. Like, there's no need. Like those drug laws that fucking Joe Biden wrote,

the 86 mandatory minimum sentence, 88 crack laws, they were harsh. You don't put people in jail for fucking a 20-a-rock, you know what I mean, for 10 years. You don't put people in jail for, you know, an ounce of weed, for whatever. You don't do that. Put them in rehab, right?

So what this guy's saying, Dr. Carl Hart or something? I think it's Dr. Carl Hart. What he's saying is, you know, they got these places around the world that are like sinners, right? And you can go to these centers and, you know, you can do a certain amount of drug,

blah, blah, blah. It's basically a safe space for drugs because his thing is people are going to do it anyway. Let's figure out a safe way for them to do it. My thing is, fuck all that. Let's put the money in the real. resources in therapy, right, in rehab, and get these people clean and provide them opportunities, right? And then on another note, you got a lot of people who are dealing with trauma. And when

you're dealing with trauma, you want to self-medicate. So that's why you get on drugs, right? His thing is, he just wanted to know the effects of heroin because he's a professor who teaches about this stuff. So he wanted to know all about the narcotic. To me, that's coming from a real place of privilege. And that's coming from a real place of luxury. When you talk about you did heroin in Switzerland and then was able to go to this facility, that's coming from a real place of luxury and privilege. Porn and disenfranchised people can't move like that. And what type of mind do you have to where you can do a hard drug and not get addicted? How do you know the difference? How do you know just between somebody who can do a hard drug, not get addicted, and somebody else who can do a hard drug

and, you know, be fine? I don't know. And then he talked about, um, You know, I was just asking, well, what makes you an addict then? What makes you a user? Like, I could do heroin once in overdose. You know? I could do heroin once and flip out and ignore all my responsibilities for that day or hurt somebody. Like, I don't know. Like, so what makes you an addict?

And then I asked him, I said, because he kept saying, you know, as long as you're functioning, as long as you have a functioning household, everything's fine, right? So I was like, all right, so let's say you're married, happily married. Your marriage is functioning well. but you cheat every now and then. Does that make you a cheater? Yes. It's so cheating.

But not if the household's in order and everything's functioning, right? And your marriage isn't being... So what? You're so cheating. But you're not addicted to cheating. You're not addicted to cheating. You're not an addict, but you're a cheater.

You use pussy. You're not addicted to pussy. I don't know. All I know is I agree with him as far as legalizing drugs, but I can't never get on some just say yes, shit. I can't never tell somebody, yo, yeah, do heroin for recreation. I've

not heroin? Yeah. It's in all the drugs, though, like the coding, the oxygen, coating, all that stuff. All that stuff is dope at the end of the day. They just, that's the fun way to do it instead of keeping on the street. But all that stuff can be abused. I got addicted to painkillers at one point in my life. You did? I got to this real bad car accident.

And I'm sure I told this story before, but I was, I was super drunk and I didn't have a seat belt on. And being that I was super drunk, the impact didn't kill me because I was driving a white lumina caravan. The caravan flew up in the air and literally wrapped around a tree. It wrapped around a tree like a you. And I flew out the back

of it because I didn't have a seatbelt on. Because if I had a seatbelt on, I got crushed inside of it. And being that I was so drunk, motherfucking the impact, you know, didn't kill me. And so from that accident, they had me on oxy, oxies. That shit is great. Amazing. It makes me feel too dopes. I can't do it.

You fuck for a half on them. Like, them shit was great. You know? what I mean? Like, how long does it take for it to Cohen? I don't remember. I don't remember all that. I just remember that at that moment in my life.

And I remember saying to myself, I think it was tough. I think I read something about Brett Farve or somebody. Yeah. Being addicted to them shit. And I was like, man, let me get the fuck. Let me lead these shit to fuck on. Yeah.

Even people with tooth aches and all the heck have surgeries. Amen. Them the motherfuckers who dicked what? That shit. Who dicked what? They get addicted. Oh.

They get addicted. I can't. I heard you say motherfuckersers were missing teeth. get the dick first. That's what I heard you say. Dude, that's crazy. They say the toothless blow jobs is different. I don't know, wax.

I don't. That's what he said. Bus it. What he said? Bus it. Bus it. Give us some more shit we won't care about next week.

Tiger Woods. What happened with Tiger Woods? Oh, the car accident? Yeah, and the whoever, I forgot who said it, but like was coming at him and basically saying that he's guilty of it because of his past experience. with drugs. Yeah, they said he was,

they said Tygo was addicted to painkillers or some shit like that. Cam Newton. Oh man, now that shit was funny as fuck.

What? Did you see Cam Newton? Oh yeah. Getting told off by the kid. Yo, you got to insert that. You're a free agent. You're a free agent.

I'm rich. You're free agent. I'm rich. You're a free agent. I'm rich. You're a free agent. I'm rich. He's a crazy.

Why don't you? Let me talk to your dad. You're a dad. Let me talk to your dad. Where's your dad? You're a free agent. Where's your dad? You're a free agent.

You're a boy. You ask. Talk to it. Let me. Where are you? You have. You have. You asked.

You ask. I'm going to tell you why that shit was funny. You think about that. Yeah. I was that kid. I was the kid. If somebody like Cam Newton had came to our school or I was at his camp, I was going to bring this motherfucker back down to reality just because of my insecurity.

That's what to say. just because of my fucking low self-esteem and the fact that I might have been in pain and wanted to cause him some pain. But I'm gonna tell you what Cam fucked up. Cam fucked up by telling that little boy, I'm rich. I don't give a shit. Now I'm really about to let these jokes fly on you.

When Cam said, I'm rich. And that little boy said, you're about to be Pope. Because you were a free agent. I was like, this little boy is gold. What Cam should have said to him was, you're right, I am a free agent. But guess what? You're at my camp

because you want to do everything that I've already done. I got a scholarship. I went to Auburn. I won a national championship. I won a Heisman trophy. I was the first pick in the NFL draft. I won an MVP.

I took a team to the Super Bowl. I made a lot of money. You know, things happen. Everybody's not Tom Brady. You know what I mean? But you're here because you want to do at least a quarter of what it is that I want to do.

Then I would have said, now where's your daddy? Oh, you don't got one. Duh. You're going to take it right with him. No, but that's how Cam should have handled it. He should have handled it like that instead of just going to I'm rich. You can't play with these kids anyway. They got way more jokes.

They're way more jokes. And they don't give a-you-know-why. They don't give a fuck about you being rich? Because they're at that point in their life where they don't have money. So all they got is time to come up with these good-ass jokes. All they love. long. Don't play around with them,

because you got to put your hands on them. I know a little motherfuckin' start talking shit to me. I'm going to fuck you up because I ain't got jokes. Well, you'll have a lot of little kids calling you doo-doo hands after this.

I see how about the chase his ass. Little motherfucker fucking, come here. Like, what do you know? And I had this hoodie on too. What did you think of it, Schultz? I thought it was kind of

unfortunate because it's such a tough situation for Cam. Like, he's so easy to be made fun of in that situation and he can't really respond. I think the only thing you can do was just kind of like laugh and like give the kid a pound because you know what he's doing.

But like anytime you go back and forth in any way with a kid, you lost. Yeah. And when you resort to I'm rich, I ain't got nothing. You don't give the fuck, Cam. You're talking to a bunch of little kids. What does that mean?

You don't give a fuck a few rich. You're taking time out of your day to help these kids. Like these kids can't do nothing for you. You try to help them. That's where it gets annoying. It's like. Absolutely. You know what I mean?

No for real. You can be out shopping and buying hats or doing whatever he does with his free time, but instead he's dedicating his fucking life to these kids and trying to help these kids, and they're clowning him while he's trying to help. I'm trying to help you. I'm trying to help you.

Right, that was that kid too. And by the way, you can't clown Cam about being a free agent. You know why? Because Cam is forgot more than you've ever learned. Cam has accomplished more than you've ever even, you haven't even, he's failed at more than you've ever even accomplished.

Yeah. Like, yo, if Cam just had, if Cam, you would, it's people that would die just for Cam's college career. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Fuck the NFL. This is his college career.

And he went to the NFL. He made a lot of money. He got great endorsements. Like, salute to Cam. He good. Why is that kid so angry at Cam? It's like he says, he just, like he said, it's a crash down.

Hurt, man. Yeah. Hurt. And then you hit me with the, um, rich shit. He's on his friends. He's going to try and impress him. And you keep asking about my daddy. I don't, I'm being honest.

I don't know if the guy got a daddy or not. I don't know. That's probably why he, that's probably why he started acting up. Word up. That's probably literally why he started acting up. If I don't have a father in my household. You keep saying some dumb shit like that? Yes.

And that's a sore spot. And you keep, what you fuck you keep asking about my fucking daddy for? I understand, though, why I can't was asking for his daddy because I tell my daughter's that all the time. These little kids, let these little kids fuck with you at school. I'm beating somebody daddy up. Yeah, I got it to.

That's it. That's it. I don't want to talk to. I'm not going to school to fuck up no little kid. Where your daddy is? Because now I need to pressure your daddy about why your little kid is messing with my daughter or whatever. You know what I mean?

I need to know what the fuck is going on. Are your daughters getting bullied? No, no, no, no, no. But I always say that. I always give what if scenarios to my daughters. Like, you know, I tell them all the time. Somebody fuck with you at school. You let daddy know because I'm coming to school to beat that kid's daddy up.

He understands, too. Absolutely. 100%. All right, let's do some asking idiot, man. Wait, you didn't want to talk about Mick Mill and his, did y'all talk about that last week? About McMill and what he said about Kobe. Brian.

Oh. Yeah, we can talk about it. I don't know anything about that. Okay. I mean, Meek had a rap line with meek said, like, you know, if something... Bring the chopper. If I go out, I'm going out with my chopper, it'll be another Kobe. I mean, it's wordplay, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I've heard Meek say, you know, I'm a die, fly like a Lee. A rapper say shit like that all the time. You know what I mean? So to me, it was just rap. But, you know, the thing that I did appreciate about it, a lot of times we think things are just rap. We think things are just words. but we don't realize the impact it really is having on somebody.

Right? You know what I'm saying? So when you see Vanessa Bryant be like, no, I don't, that shit was whack. I don't like that. There's nothing else to talk about. You apologize. And you keep it moving. Is that what she said?

She didn't like that. Yeah, she didn't like it. Oh, dang. The funny shit, which I thought it was hilarious only because, you know, I've been the person that has poor timing at times. Like, when Meek tweeted out, after Vanessa said that and Meek tweeted out, I'm going back Savage mode Fuck your feelings

No I know that was done He wasn't talking I don't think he was talking about Vanessa I don't think Mika I don't think Mick even I don't think Mick even knew That's like when you make a your mama joke

And you don't know a person's mom is dead He's right That's what I think that was A girl is she pregnant and she ain't really pregnant That's what I'm saying I'm not making excuses for meek I just refuse to believe that Mique Has that low of an emotional IQ

I think that was really honest Honestly just poor timing And even with that record That record wasn't supposed to come out. Like, Meek recorded it. One of his big homies, one of his old G's, told him, nah, I don't do that. Like, no, I don't put that out.

But you think he was, he did it because he was trying to, like, show respect, or do you think he... It was a line. It was a rap line. I'm going out with my chopper. It'll be another Kobe. I think, listen, man, here's what it boils down to. It boils down to who do people love.

That's really the thing. It's a popularity contest. People love Kobe Brian. Kobe Bryant is a beloved figure. Right. You know what I mean? People say lines like that all the time in records. And Michael Jackson could have sung that and it'd have been okay. No. I know you. I see, that's me. Kill the holes.

They poor timing. You know what I mean? See how easily Barack can just be like I punched somebody in the nose on a podcast. You know what I'm saying? See how easily that shit can happen. All right, let's do some asking idiots. Okay, so to start it off, I thought this was interesting. This guy named Taki underscore Ola says, do you think Coochie not the wave no more, men kind of in season, to be honest. You think, wax? Coochie. Yeah, Coochie, vagina.

His vagina not in season no more is men the wave right now. What you think? I don't think he'd get pussy. You even say that. Or, you know what? A lot of guys, when they know they're not going to do a good job, they're downplay something. I act like I don't know how to play basketball if I know somebody definitely going to kill me playing basketball. So if he knows he's not going to do a good job, he's not going to do a good job.

out with pussy, like, nah, pussy. So you go play baseball? That's what he's trying to do, but I ain't playing baseball. I'm doing eye in the pussy. Girl. I love you, baby.

I didn't even, I didn't even. We're not editing that either. Well, listen, I'm talking about because I have my lady. Nope, you didn't say that. You made it sound like you going to Disneyland. Like you're riding all the rides.

You said pussy world. Don't do that. Stop. Stop, Charlotte. I would never. I'm just saying, I'm going okay in the pussy world. Pussy world. The whole world? Why?

I mean, it's a world of people who get pussy and the guys who play baseball. You see what I'm saying? I'm playing, I'm over here with mine. I'm okay. I'm talking about in the lane. Nope. You said world.

That's how you pause too because you knew you were saying. I want to make sure. I don't want no problems, baby. I don't know. Pussy world sound wow. Yeah. We keep them in check caller.

He said pussy world. I'm just saying like usually use world to describe a lot. A lot? Yeah. Yolly shit. Like that... Shows, you just got engaged, too.

You know where you're at? I'm right kind of there. Like when we post that video of wax popping that ass, they're going to say, Wax is world. Because, you know what I mean? Wax is world.

If it's a really big gun store, they'll call it like gun world. Gun world. Do you know what I'm? If it's a big candy store, they call it Candy World. Candy world. Yes, because it's not.

One candy they got there. I'm only, I'm one of the candies in that candy world. So there's a lot of, you're putting a moral, I'll say it's not working. It's a world of girls and the world of meats, right? I'm in the world of the lady. Not really,

but baby, fuck that. Carl, I'm coming home. Meat world, meat world, meat world is dog. You've been to meat world, wax? What's world of meat like? What do they sell in world of meat, wax? I don't know. What's the variety like?

You buy about a pound. What do you do? Does it come in slices? Do they butcher it for you already? You got to butcher it at home, huh, bro? Give us another one. Ziggy Lennox wants to know, Dear Uncle Charlene Schultz,

if you could be a woman for a day, what would you do? If I could be a woman for the day? I would never disrespect women and tell them what I would know if I was dim for a day because I don't know what it feels like to be a woman. I would never disrespect a woman

and tell the woman I know what it feels like to be you. I go get some free shit. I go get some free shit. Yeah. That's what I would do for sure. I go get some free shit. Wait, time out.

Who say you're going to be a pretty woman though? They just said a woman. That is true. I'm about saying, go down the road 100 miles per hour and then let the cops chase you and then pull over. Yeah, that is, that is very important. That's very important to the equation.

because if I just wake up with a vagina, but I still look like me. You getting that ticket. No, I'm going to pussy world. I'm going to be a lesbian. I'm going to be a straight lesbian. Okay. I'm going to be out here, right? And my line is going to be Cam's line.

Hey, you know, I'm rich. I'm going to buy up pussy world. What's up? Give me another one to hell of gay. You say tell a gay. Helligame. Thanks. You're so, yo, she's so paranoid because she's one of these people who at.

No, I'm not. I slept with a woman once? I never slept with a woman. You're a liar? I never slept with a woman. Because you ain't fall to sleep? Like, what the fuck? You gotta explain this.

Have you ever had sexual relations with a woman, Taylor? Has a girl ate me out? Yes. Dave, difference. I haven't done it. I never did it. So what? You got it done to you?

That's sleeping with a woman. So what? Oh, God. We're not going to have. I'm going to tell you the double standard. If I was getting head from a man. Gay as hell. One time.

If you don't even let him lick at you, fuck. And Taylor would be the main one telling people. You know Charlotte Gay. You know Shaula Gay. Yo, Charlotte finally came out, y'all. He's gay. He's really gay. I can see it now. I've been to.

I've been to. I can see it. I know that's what you would do. Why? Stop, stop, stop. Why? All right. Fine.

I bet you can't lick just one. What? What? You're that by I can't look one? Go ahead. What's the question? Mike, no Wiki, wants to know how do you start living life not being afraid to be yourself? All right, boom.

We can end with this. Go ahead. Wax, what do you think? How do you live life? No, no, no. I don't want that to be the last one. That's what you told that the girl? That's what you told the girl when y'all was together.

I'm only looking at one more time if you don't do me back. No, I don't want this to be the last one. You must have got some fire one because that one is cool. No, I was going to say a better one is more so. Well, do you guys want answer that? What is it? What's the question? Oh, I thought a better one was by Bevel Jal.

I don't know how I say it. What's the biggest red flag when you first meet someone? The biggest red flag when you first meet someone. That's a red flag. A red flag is also people who lie for no reason. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can. can just be in a regular conversation.

No, you do it all the time. Talking about somebody else lying or somebody that you think is lying. And then this person just comes along and adds their own lie to the lie that you're already discussing. And you don't even know why they decided to lie like that because it's just like that wasn't even the topic of conversation. But that's a red flag. I don't know what it's a red flag about. But it just makes you, you know. You want to see some people here's because like when my sister used to have that boyfriend and stuff, me and my brothers, which we'd do, be like, listen, let's up something.

if he laughed. Or we're going to say that he's been. Yeah. And this motherfucker's going to say, yeah, yeah, add on to the fucking story. I want to see who to fuck this nigga is. So we'd say something like peanut butter and jelly. He'd be like, ah, just to try to be down with us. We'd be like, ah, this nigga.

I remember we did, remember the dude, we was playing the trick on, we was catfishing him. But he destroyed his butt. Yeah. He kept lying to us about he knows this girl. He's smashing up. It was us. We were sitting in a picture.

It was an Asian black girl that we was talking to him, texting him and everything. Like, show your toes. Show you a toe. Show me your feet. This nigga went and got a pedicure and sent the picture his toes done up and everything, yo. Yo, she said, he's like, I want to see your butt.

This nigga in a bigger. It was a dude. It was me and my boys. He's playing around with this shit. Wow. Low. Key. Like, yo, she's about to come over here.

about to come over. Loki. Like, I'm like, yo, I can't wait to see you. I'm about to be downstairs. Lax? You guys were sexting with your boy. Bro. Kind of.

That's kind of gay, bro. It is. It is. It is. Not, no. Gayish. Gayish, gayish.

We was playing a trick. We was trying to see how far he was going to go. And he went all into the stream to where we left. Because he said she was coming over. And when we came back, he was like, may I beat that pussy up? Man, I beat that pussy up. Wow. No.

No. It was us. It was us the whole time. The whole time, man. Nobody was there. Did he think it was a random person texting him? Like, what? He thought, we said it was this girl.

Like, I met you in the club the other night. He was like, send me a picture. He sent the picture. He's like, oh, yeah, I remember you, girl. Lime. Just lying. Just lying. We know you can never trust him.

And just wouldn't, I just wouldn't stop. Just wouldn't stop with us. I don't think it's about a trust. I just think people in the moment they want to impress people. I know, but you got to know where to put that person. Who was it? Who was it? At any time, that person tried to press somebody at the wrong time and stuff.

You got to put that person in the box, know how to deal with them. You're cool, but I just can't. Yeah. I'm not going to say his name. Do I know him? No, you don't know. So we're saying all that to say. Hypothetically, Taylor, if you were lying about the boon story earlier, hypothetically, if you were lying.

Do you want to admit before we leave this podcast today that's real life? I can admit my wrongs and everything else, but I'm not lying about nothing. Wait and say Excel. There was no sauce on that story at all. No. Not even English teacher? What about melted cheese? I had an English teacher, yes.

I had two English teachers in my lifetime. We know you had English teachers, but... That's not the hard part. Yes. I'm answering Wax's questions. Did a teacher, did a guy from London come to your school, teach you black history, and teach you about the word, cool? He did not teach me about the world.

I said that already. I just... What happened in class? Oh, my God. I'm not doing this with you. Please tell it. Well, listen, we tried to give her another opportunity. You guys are so easy.

You're a madden. She's going out on her shield like Deonté Wadden. Nobody threw the towel in her. Nobody threw the towel in for good old tail game. Okay. Listen, that's it. What are you guys say? Oh, I got my.

Who's Wax? 30-something stores. I really appreciate y'all. Y'all support, man. That's right. Is that 100 stores out there? The next couple months, I need to be at least like six. It's my merch bag.

I got trays. I got ladders and all that. Going to be sure, I keep on listening. And the who's wax, man, it's like protein potter, too. Yes. You want to look like me and get your weight up. You want to get that fat ass? You buy some of that whews wax.

You want that thick, thick, thick, thick, thick, thick. You want that ass? Cmoke some of that whews wax. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think with just a couple of idiots

who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.