The Brilliant Idiots - Achilles Anus

Episode Date: February 1, 2025

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss  Martin Lawrence’s stand-up show and reflects on Martin’s legendary career. The guys break down why Martin doesn’t always get the GOAT comedian conversation he deserves, discuss the weirdest moments from celebrity scandals, and go deep on NBA drama—Jimmy Butler, Pat Riley, and whether max contracts are worth it. Plus, Diddy’s leaked voice memos? Insane. Did his assistant really expose his high and horny lifestyle? and don’t miss the debate on what really counts as “Black culture” and why New York slang is universal. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots The Wind on Her Tongue - Anita Kopacz https://a.co/d/fWDancH Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlamagne the God. Andrew Shult. We are the Brilliant Idiot Podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Heather Kyle Walker. Yes, sir. How are you feeling, man? I like that shirt, man.

Hey, Martin. Shout out the goat, Martin. I went to go see Martin Saturday in Atlantic City. He was on Breakfast Club last week. And I happened to be in Atlantic City this weekend because of my daughter's cheerleading competition. And so he was performing Saturday night at the Hard Rock Cafe. They got the theater at the Hard Rock Cafe?

Yeah. Some type of an arena or theater or something. So I went to go check out. Martin. I was, Marty Marr. Martin was good. You know, it's so interesting. I didn't know what they expect, you know. And he had, who was I, it was Daphne, Daphne, Daphne. Springs? Is that her last name Springs? Look up who performed with Martin. I know it's definitely Benji Brown. It was Benjie Brown and I know her name is Daphne. If he's either Daphne or Daphne, she was funny as shit. Benji used to open for Dube ball.

Yeah. Daphneek used to, Daphneek opened up. I think her last name was Springs, maybe. But she was funny as shit. She had this white dude behind me. so man. And it wasn't a race thing. He was just mad because she was on some woman shit. Yeah, Daphneek Springs. Daphnees Springs. She's at the cellar. She's great. Hilarious. She is hilarious. Hilarious. She had a white dude behind me so mad. His wife kept telling him to shut the fuck up and he would not listen.

No, she's disgusting. She's disgusting. Why? What do you mean? She's not even dirty like that. Nah. I mean, I'm not going to say none of her jokes. But it was just like a lot. It was just good jokes, but it was about like women who I can't do it without telling a joke. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it.

I don't want to do it. D. Springs. I think her name is. Okay, I can say this. The pregnancy bit Daphne had that dude mad as a motherfucker. Oh my God. Make a mad. Man, if he could call the police on you, he would.

Make a mad. Why would somebody do it? Why would somebody do that? Why would you do that? I'm like, God, it's a joke, bro. Make a man. And then Benji was funny as a motherfucker. And then Martin, man, I was.

I was presently surprised because I didn't know what to expect from a Martin standup in 2025. Yeah. Martin did an hour and 15 minutes. Wow. Wow. Like for all these conversations, people having about Martin health and everything, Martin did an hour in 15 minutes.

It's just like, he's 60 years old now and he leans into that. You're not out there trying to be the young guy. He's talking about being 60 and it feels like. Best hosts of deaf comedies. Oh, not even close. Was there another host? I don't even remember another host. That's how it.

I don't remember. I don't remember. But you know, I like it because he sets the tone because they put up a 10-minute trailer. And it's literally just that. It's 10 minutes of Martin on Deaf Comedy Jam. So it shows him hosting, shows him doing, it's a combination of him hosting Dev Comedy Jam and his different stand-up specials. And you just like, damn, this dude really is a go.

Martin's the truth. And then it flashed after that plays, then it does like an intro that just kind of shows you his life. So it shows you like the movies and the TV show and everything. And you're like, yo, that's fucking Martin, Lawrence. And then he just comes out there and he just talks to you for hours and 50 minutes. But it's funny. You know, it's jokes and shit like that.

And, you know, he's doing callbacks to like his characters and shit like that. And people are yelling characters they want him to do and he's doing them from the stage. And shit was good. Good. And he sells merch. You see, I got the fucking Martin hoodie on right now. Merch is fire. I had to go get the Martin hoodie.

But yeah, shout out to the Gold Martin, man. Where does Martin rank? You know, it's so weird because he's one of those guys that, I think Seinfeld is very similar, where the show, the TV show, was so impactful, you almost kind of like forget about the stand-up. Like, I don't think the average person can remember, like, a Seinfeld specials name. You did specials? Exactly.

I really, no, I've never seen, I've never seen Seinfeld. You know, this, let me blow your mind. Before the TV show, he was one of the biggest comedians in America. Really? Yeah. Obviously, obviously. But like, we just don't, like, sometimes you could have something that's so impactful that it overshadows the other work.

I watched, I'm pretty sure I watched one of Martin's specials in the movie theater. Me too. That's how big Warren was. I saw Run until that in the movie theater. It was run until that, right? And, like, so. But what happened is Martin had this unbelievably popular TV show that we all watched that, like, dominated culture. Then he had.

And then he had movies. that dominated cult. Yeah, man. So a lot of people don't remember this, but, like, he was top billing for Bad Boys 1. Oh, shit. Overwill? Overwill. That's how big Martin was.

Yeah. Wow. So I think what happens is when that catalog becomes, I don't know, more synonymous with the person, sometimes you forget about this, maybe the stand-up, but, I mean, his early stand-up,

the big leather outfit, he was ripping in sweat. Crazy. Crazy. You see the eight-ball jacket now, you think of fucking Martin. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

What a guy that just slapped that girl on a suburb? No, the eight ball jacket guy. Yeah, the eight ball jacket on. I thought it was a pelly-pelly. An eight-ball jacket is... Oh, I remember the dude who had the shit on. Oh, yes.

Ah! That was a slap, bro. It was. Nobody got mad. Shout out light skins, bro. Everybody thinks light skin soft until you see one with an eight-ball jacket on the six-frame. Why the fuck you smack that girl, yo? I forgot.

Yeah. New York, man. I thought he was soft. You made up a great point about Martin. No, Martin had so many, he was one of those guys that actually was great at quite a few different things. The stand-up, the TV show, and the movies. Like, I want to say these things cancel each other out, but you don't think of them all in their totality. Bro, it's, he had, he had, like, three different careers.

Like, if you had one. Four. Four. Like, what I'm saying, like. The Deaf Comedy Jam, you got to. I put that in there. I put that in stand-up. Okay.

Like, if you just had his stand-up career, you'd be like, oh, my God, I'm the luckiest human being on the planet. If you just had his TV show, you'd be like, I'm the luckiest on the planet. If you just had his movies, you go, I'm the lucky's doing it on the planet. Yeah, that is great. So it is, but it is peculiar that maybe he's not spoken about with that same reverence. I don't know why. Like, seriously, I'm not even, I never even thought about that, I thought about it a little

bit this weekend because I've always held Martin in high regard. I mean. But when people bring up the goats, you don't hear Martin and. in the conversation. I didn't watch Seinfeld growing up. I watched Martin. That's how impactful Marl was. All right, where, where?

And I grew up in New York City. You told me Martin was the one that inspired you to do comedy, right? No, no, no, no. That was Eddie. Eddie, I'm sorry. Eddie and Chris. Okay.

Eddie and Chris. Yeah. I remember reading Chris's book. You know, remember when they would take you the stand-up and kind of like make it a book? I remember reading Chris's book and I remember just being, I remember just being so, like, excited

at the way he would, like, twist ideas and use logic and arguments. And I'd be like, oh shit, you can justify anything. He's like being a lawyer. Yeah. Yeah. The reason I like Martin, because he was one of the first celebrities that I saw confront the bullshit head on.

What do he say? I can remember when everybody was, there was the whole thing about he was running in LA butt neck of some shit like that. And there was like a big tabloid story. But on run tell that, he talked about it. Talked about it. Like head on. And it didn't.

It's not like nowadays where, something happens and you're sticking by your phone waiting for the person to tweet or waiting for the person to do a video. You had to put out a special or go do a press conference or something. I don't even know what the time difference was between Martin's, that scandal, and then the special. But we waited on the special. And then when he came with the special, he told us, he was like, look, man, I was high as the motherfucker. That was it. We knew it.

Like, we knew it had to me. Like, that was it. So I go out in the street and I go to run across the street. I was trying to catch the light. I go to run across the street, and because how the light changed, I got caught in the middle of the street. Next thing I know, they got firemen, they got, they got ammo, they got the police, everybody out there with guns. All of them had guns out there just because I tried to run across the street. No, I'm fucking with you.

I was hot than a motherfucker, y'all. I was high as shit. Oh, my fucking goodness. Oh, I was smoking that ewie. That shit had me on lunch box. I was high as a motherfucker, man, that shit had me, that weed had me gone. I don't even know what the fuck dry. I think it was weed.

But he faced it head on, run tell that. That's what it's called, run tell that. Now, go run tell that. Yeah. That's y'all want to, you know, gossip about everything else. Yeah. No, shout out Martin. No, his life is incredible.

You want to do some all memes, Matt? What did you do this week, man? What did you do this weekend? So, I thought a lot about Taylor, man. No. You're not going to talk about that lie. I did think of a lot about her. You were doing Padel.

Oh, yeah, I was down to Miami playing paddle, man. Battle. Yeah, that was fire. How the fuck did you make all the blogs with Jimmy Butler? Like, why was that this thing? Because I'm clout! You didn't realize this yet? They cannot talk about me.

Like, they was like, yo, Jimmy Butler is suspended, but he's down in Miami with Andrew Shost. Like, what? I don't know what to tell you. You want the people to click or not. What was y'all talking about? I saw y'all whispering. You said, what was he saying to you?

It was whispers, bro. I can't share. I mean, I can't. You know, the man told me something incompetent. Now, it was funny because we were at the party and I was like, I made a little joke at the party. I was basically like, by the way, guys, Jimmy Butler is not here right now. He's at the, you know, heat facility practicing.

I just want to let everybody know, you know, I'm on the mic just teasing because he shouldn't be there according to like what the team would want him to do. I'm like, I wake up in the morning. I'm like, I'm not going to post any picture with Jimmy. I don't want to get him in trouble. Like, he's nice guy, you know. In the morning, I'm tagging something. It's Jimmy Butler posting the video of me going,

Jimmy Butler is not here at this party. Oh, Jimmy both of this. Yeah. So he was leaning into it. He was trying to get the fuck out of my head. I mean, who tries to get out of my hand? But they did him wrong, bro. They did him wrong.

They should have given him the extension. They didn't give him extension. Then they waited. And then they got their tail tucked between their legs. and they're like, oh, well, now we want to give you the extension. It's like, well, that's not how you make your marquee player feel wanted. I love Jimmy Butler. I think Jimmy Butler is fan fucking tacit.

I'm just thinking about it from a business perspective. Do you give him the max extension? Here's the thing. A business perspective, right? You're like, okay, let me go get some young stud and pay them. Of course, Jimmy's 36 years old. But the other side of that is there are maybe like five players in the league that are dogs and they could turn it on in the playoffs,

and they themselves can win you a playoff game. Yeah. Like, Jimmy, by himself, is going to win you one game by himself. Kevin can do it. Probably when he's healthy, Joel and B can do it. Like, there are maybe five or seven guys in the league.

You know, Joel and B does almost miss as many games he's played? 400. He's almost missed as many games as he's played. But if he is playing, he can win you a game. But can he win you a championship? I don't know. I don't know. can Jimmy Butler win you a championship

in the next four years? And I love Jimmy Butler. If I'm Jimmy Butler, me personally, I want to get my money, right? But I still want to leave enough on the table so you can bring some talent into Miami. He said some fire shit to me. I was like, yo, be honest.

Like on some of these team, you're bullying these soft guys. He goes, I'm not bully. I go, what do you mean? He goes, listen, I ask you what you want to do or you tell me what you want to do. Right? He goes, if I go to Phoenix and Devin Booker says, listen, man, I don't want to play no defense.

I go bet. I'm not going to hold you accountable for defense. Go get those buckets. We'll handle defense. But if you tell me you're going to lock down on D and you don't lock down. That's right. Now you're a liar. And I'm going to confront you on being a liar. And then if you try to tell me you're not a liar, I'm going to keep reminding you. So it's like, and his psyche is like fascinating.

Also, he don't give a, it's very interesting. He truly doesn't care about like keeping up with. whatever the trend is. Does that make sense? Yeah, absolutely. It's an interesting thing that's happening at there. I think like GMs are going to have to work with right now in the league. Like once players are making $50 million a year, you got no leverage on them.

You can't be one of these hard-ass, old school, Riley GMs that like punishes you for a few games and suspends you. It's like, my man, I make $50 million a year. I got $200 in the bank. But I'm paying you. I'm holding the purse rings. I already got $200 in the bank. Oh my God, you're going to take two million away from me. I'm just saying, if I'm making 200, if I can pay you 200, how much are we making?

And I'm going to tell you something about Palo. I'm glad you brought Pal Riley up. Pat Riley must be some type of gangster because nobody ever speaks bad about Pat Riley. Even though you know it's got to be some egomaniac. That's what I'm saying. They call him the godfoss. Pat ran Brun out of town. Yo, Pat Rand D. Wade out for a second.

It's not like he runs you out of town. It's Pat Riley has a culture with the heat, which is nobody's bigger than the team. and LeBron is bigger than any team he's on. So you've got to let LeBron bring his family on a team plane when all the other guys don't have to bring their family on a team plane. You've got to let LeBron have 10 hotel rooms in the team hotel when nobody else can have. And Riley didn't let that shit happen.

So Bronn went out there. He won his rings. And then he's like, all right, I need to be the king. I'm the king. I can't call myself the king when there's someone else acting like the king, telling me what to do. That means you're not really the king. But to Riley's credit, he keeps the law.

The problem is to win. a championship, you need kings now. Yeah. You need kings. And the stranglehold that they used to have on these players, like the fucked up thing about Riley is that Jimmy will play whatever role you need him to play. He doesn't have an ego about it. There are certain guys that need to go out there get 35.

He'll play whatever role as long as the team's winning. If the team is a bunch of bums, he's going to cause a stink. So that's what, I mean, but that's my thing. It's like, okay, Jimmy, I know you want the max. I know you want your money. But, Joe, can you let us pay you a certain amount if you want to win? But that's a player decision, right?

They got to get other guys on the team to make the team win. Yeah, but I can't pay you $200 million and then go get other guys. I feel like that's your problem. You know what I mean? I don't own the team. Why am I paying the guys? I get it, but I mean, they got salary caps and shit. I feel like that's your problem.

Why are you a billionaire coming to me and crying about money? So you want me to pay the players 10, million each? I've seen too many elite players make concessions. We've seen Brady make concessions. You know what I'm saying? We saw MJ make concessions because they wanted to win. Some people want to win more.

Some people want to win so bad that they'll pay the other players on the team. When you ask Brady to take a salary hit, you're asking him to pay the other players on the team. The team ain't paying the players. Brady's paying the players. So if you ask, Jim, you ask any of these other guys to take a salary hit, there is a billionaire owner who's got all the money in the world. coming up to a 100 millionaire and going, guys, I can't afford it, bro.

Can you pay the place? But it's not like he can't afford it because he can't afford it. Well, there's salary cap. It's not a penalty. Yeah, you can pay the penalty. No, that's not how it works. Yes, it is. You've got to just pay the luxury tax.

Is it? I don't know if that's... I mean, the real question is, does he think Bam is the number two? He can win a championship? He doesn't. Well, there you go. Bam is a dog, though. I don't know if he does.

Don't let me put that out there. Yeah, Bam is a dog. All I'm saying is like to Chris's podcast. Bam is nice. like a billionaire's just saying, hey, I got all this money. I can't afford the baby. They do be saying that shit. It's the salary cash.

No. Yo, why the Dallas Cowboys ain't won a Super Bowl since 1995? And we got the richest motherfucking franchise in the world. I don't know. You had an opportunity to ask that question. I did. I told that motherfucker straightened this shit to fuck out. My daddy has fucking went to jail because of this fucking franchise.

He didn't say that shit at all. Jerry, Jerry hit me. Yo, I saw Jerry. The video didn't look like he was talking like that. He said this. He said, Jerry, you was being very happy. He said, Jerry, can you sign my chest? Never, never.

Remember when you asked her the sign your sense? Did you see the shit that Jerry told the team? Jerry was like, he said there's happiness and then there's glory holes. What? You didn't see that shit? Pull that shit up. Nah, he's crazy.

I'm like, Jerry just getting old. He's just quoting shit that he can remember from the long range than when he was fucking eight. Because he said the same shit to me, we should have that. He just hit the, he hit the reporters with some shit like, Google Jerry Jones glory holes. Yo, that's going to be a wild search.

It's going to be him and Michael Lervin with a bunch of fucking young. young blondes. At the White House. Shout out Irvin, the goat. The goat. Mike, play this shit. There's a low percentage of this.

Let me read the headline. Look, scroll up, Taylor. There's a low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holds. Play this shit, man. Very low percentage of this that is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage. The fuck is he even talking about? That's what he hit me with in same way.

hit me win in St. Marks. That's kind of a wild. He said we zigged when we should have zagged, but we go zog. What? How do you feel about the new head coach? Oh, please. That's some bullshit.

Like, who gave a fuck? He was offensive coordinator for four years. It seems like a Martin Schott-Hawmer's son. He's never had a head coaching job ever. You need to hire her. Why don't they hire her? We need some help on the offensive lunch. I'm saying.

I'm saying, though. Who's getting around her? That's Big Dank. Let's talk about Big Dank, man. No, you were going to say, uh, fuck, what was it? I'm just pardon, man. I'll give a fucking about it. Diddy was Diddy was the video, the Diddy audio.

Damn, speaking of glory holes. Man, pull up Diddy's voice memos from that documentary retailer. I'm going to be honest with you, Diddy is the horniest man to ever live. Hornier than Chris, you think? Chris ain't that horny. None of us are that horny, bro. You, I'm not that horny.

I'm just not. I like sex, but I'm not. That is a different level of horny. Like, he needs to have his dick in somebody's glory hole. And he don't care what type of glory hole it is. I mean, I haven't heard the audio. If bowling balls could probably talk, they would tell us some stories about it. I'm telling you, man.

You could just tell, play the fucking voice memo, Taylor. Where is it? She got mom brain, bro. You know, when women get pregnant, they lose brain cells, right? You think she's pregnant for me? She's pregnant and she's losing brain cells. I just don't, I just, man, you know, man, we had day 26 on too, man. I just don't understand why it's so hard to do right by people.

Wait, what do you mean day 26? Day 26 is the group that used to be signed the bad boy. Remember bad boy? We sleep on the band era. The band there is a... That first album was a classic. Day 26? Yeah.

Okay. What was Day 26? They were a group. I remember they did Making the Band. Making the Band had three artists that took off. Well, the three groups. That was the band. That was the rap group.

Then they had Danny Kane. Danny Kane, I remember. And then they had Day 26. Day 26 was the guys. You don't remember when Didy had... There was a scene where they were singing their heart out of these. I mean, singing like, oh shit. And Diddy goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like that, but you got to get naked. I'm not making it. Taylor Pullis up there. He didn't say it. What? He said that during making the band? During making the band on the show. He was just in our face with it.

Nah, we just come from an era. I'm going to be honest with you. We just come from a great era, guys. We live through it. Now we look back on it like, damn, what the fuck were we thinking? It was good. So like that tone that when it wasn't perfect, but it was naked, you know, I'm not. I'm not saying to do all your joints like that,

but when it's real, it don't really matter. I'd rather get the emotion. So y'all got to get naked, you know what I'm saying? Y'all got to get naked. You got what I come from? Imagine doing the best stand-up of your life. I mean, you just left it all on the stage. And then the producer turns to you and goes,

yeah, yeah, that was cool, but you got to get naked. He was right in our face it. Damn. His whole time, bro. Damn. What are these voice memos about? Play. But what are they about?

We'll play it in a second. What do you think about culture, when you hear the word culture, what do you think? Well, it depends. Who's saying it? Do you think that... What's the color of the skin of the person saying it? That's a great question.

When you talk culture, just like this is, I'm talking, like, there's black, I think that the person talking to me is saying that there's a, that everybody has cultures, right? Yeah, yeah. I don't know if that's the case. I think that we all have lived experiences and then there's certain groups of us

that have cultures. Like, for example, I'm a black person in America, right? And I have, you know, shared lived experiences with other black people. But my culture that I grew up in in Charleston, South Carolina, most corner is different than the culture that somebody grew up in New Orleans.

Ooh, now you're talking about it. It's different than somebody grew up in Atlanta. It's different than somebody that grew up In Detroit, it's different to somebody that grew up in Chicago. Like, like, and I think, it's New York. New York got a culture. I do it. Keep going.

Keep going. You're spitting right now. But as I'm saying, I think we all, I think there's a difference between lived experiences and the shared lived experiences you may have with people and the actual culture. I always find it a little racist when people act like there's black culture, like black culture exists in America as one. Monolith. Monolith. No.

And the reason why I find it racist is because if it's coming from black people, it's a little different. Like obviously there's like a shared oppression and there's just shared history. Experience. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like when it comes from non-black people, it's often like what the stereotypes of black people are. That's what I just, I literally just told the person, the only people who say things like that are white people and black people who don't have a culture. Like you might come from a city that isn't. It's not just white people.

It's like other races or other cultures what they think of black people in America. So those are stereotypes. Exactly. And like there are like stereotypes. Stereotypes in culture is a Venn diagram, right? Like they connect to one another. But there's that little pocket where they overlap. But they're also just different things.

You know what I mean? I would even say it's like a circle. Like stereotypes exist within the circle, right? And there's a little circle of stereotypes. But like the culture is more. thing. But yeah, your culture is defined by like the people around you, right? So in Bunk's Court of South Carolina, what is it, the Gichi? So that's the, that's the low country. Yeah. So it's like that's going to have influence, the language, the accent, all these things.

That's culture. Like California, surfer culture in like San Diego or San Clemente is its own unique thing that is, you know, it has like. Mexican culture in California. Like the most slept on culture, cultural influence in America in like. And rap in fashion, I think is like the Chicano Mexican influence on the West Coast. And you said Chicano. Yeah. So I'm saying there's subcultures within even that. Yeah.

Within the Mexico. That's how that would get. Yeah. But yeah, go out. Isn't a bunch of like... I'm sorry, real quick. So like New York culture. So there's like a crossover even like as a white kid growing up in New York, obviously is different than growing up Puerto Rican or growing up black.

That's right. But there's a shared New York culture that we all. have, and then that goes in a certain direction if you're Italian, a certain direction, if you're Puerto Rican, a certain direction if you're black. But there's a shared pool of slang words that we kind of use, and then when you go Puerto Rican, all of a sudden, there's a few more to Spanish slang words that exist right there. You go black, there's a few more, like, more black slang words. Like, you go Italian, there's a few more. But those are all different subcultures within large New York culture. That's why New York culture can be so easily spoofed.

Yeah. And they're not spoofing the subcouches. They're spoofing the New York culture. It's basically the stereotypes. That's when they're tap into the same. You're absolutely right. But if you add up a bunch of like those lived experiences or just things that we kind of do in common, isn't that what, like put together, that's what makes a culture? I don't think so. Like hip hop is black culture.

We started it. We identify with it. It's one of the things that we claim when we people try to take it away from them. I think hip hop is a culture. I think hip hop is a genre of music that we create. And I think within that genre of music, there is different cultures of hip hop. For example, the culture of New York hip hop wasn't the same as the culture of Down South hip hop. The culture of Down South hip hop wasn't the same as the culture as West Coast hip hop.

Yeah, but you're still keeps saying hip hop. And hip hop is a black thing. It's a black art form. But it's a genre of music. I mean, is that's what compiles culture. You can't even say that. The music, the food, the dress, all those things together is different. But it's different in all of these different places.

Like you can look at a West Coast. guy and say, oh, I know where he's from. You can look at the downside guy and go, oh, I know where he's from. You can look at the New York guy. That's why the Tim's. Tim was in New York. What's the music? It's a very unique situation because the black experience in America,

obviously because of slavery and then the years after slavery, has positioned black people with cultural unity despite not having cultural similarity. So like, I think those are lived experience. I think shared experience. What I'm trying to say is like, All black people in America experience similar oppression throughout these years that we're talking about. Absolutely. So they could go, oh, you know what it's like to be like me.

But shared oppression doesn't define culture. No. Culture is also food. Culture is language. Culture is music, culture is dance. Right? So to say hip hop is black culture, hip hop is a genre of music that white people have done, that Asians have done, that Indians do. like that is predominantly black

and then within America, the West Coast is different sound. Everything is different. Different sound, different look, different food, everything. I feel like you could say that about anything. Like reggaeton is Spanish culture, music, but there's been hip-hop guys who've tried it.

There's been white people who've tried it. But it's specifically Caribbean Spanish. Yeah, but then Caribbean, that's an area, but there's so many different sub-cultural. within the Caribbean. But there's a lot of common things that hold the Caribbean together. But the Caribbean is a region.

Yeah, I feel like there's more similarity. Like, there's more parity in the Caribbean between, like, Puerto Rican and Dominican culture, food language than there is between New York and California. Like, those shared experiences are just not the same at all. We're talking about 3,000 miles. Dominican and Puerto Ricans get pissed off

and you get pissed off and you can mistake them from Puerto Rico. All right, next time you get pissed off, don't go to the Dominican restaurant. I bet you will. I'm not going to there. No, not you. I'm saying, if Puerto Ricans are upset,

then why are you going to a Dominican restaurant? Yeah, I'm just... I'm not saying that you're not distinct. What I'm saying is there's enough similarity where you guys can't have unity within your culture. And it's kind of hot for them right now. Oh, why, why? Because it's a garbage thing?

Because ice. You know what I'm saying? Well, the Dominicans, yeah, Dominican's about to be Puerto Rico. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. 45, on a...

A little hot for. So, Puerto Rico. You got the ditty shit, Taylor? Listen to these voice memos, man. But real quick, before the diddy thing, it is an interesting, who brought this up? I love these. Oh, this was Nila. Me and Nila was having this.

We and Naila had been having this debate for a while because, you know, we just, you know, we just, you're having, like, I just think it's a difference between shared, lived experiences and culture. It's not the same to me. Shared, lived experiences and culture, what your culture is is two completely different things. Yes, I have shared lived experiences with a lot of black people, but black people in Charleston, South Carolina aren't the same as black people in Atlanta. Black people in Atlanta aren't the same as black people in Detroit.

Black people in Detroit aren't the same as black people on the White people. And we shouldn't look at them. And also it would be cool if we get to a point where we stop defining black people through their oppression. Because I feel like that is the definition of them in America. By the way, I feel the same way about white people. Like, they're oppressing? Like, are we defining? No, I'm just talking about in general as a, like, there's different.

cultures within white American culture. Of course. Like, Italians are one way. Right here. Yes. The Irish are one way. Y'all look down on the rednecks.

Rednecks. And then you got, yeah, like, you got that Montana shit where it's like redneck, but it's also cold out. Oh, my God. That's that Yellowstone was shit. The Yellowstone, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's all different. Like, you couldn't, you don't lose your, you probably enjoy it because you like different

things, but you lose your mind in South Dakota. Bro, you want to know what's like sometimes uncomfortable environments for me, like rich northeast wasp culture. That's like these, I think, and Chris, you will probably know a lot about this, but this is like the last remnants of like the British

colonial Well, I mean, most specifically it's descendants of the Mayflower. Interesting. Literally the pilgrims. Like people, if you see names like good enough, names that have like Massachusetts names that have enough in the last name, that means that means those people can trace directly back.

Good enough. Jesus Christ. But the wasp culture that we talk about, right? Like this kind of... Martha's Vineyard, Kentucky, Cape Cod, preppy.

Pretentious, preppy, trust fund kids, Nepo babies, born on third base, think they hit a triple, like know how to use your fucking fork and spoon perfectly,

laugh at you if you don't. Like, they are white. They look like me. They might have the exact same haircut. as me. They live a few miles up north or they even live on the Upper East Side, but I feel a distinct cultural separation from them. Yet people would probably look at us in the exact same way. And there's a perfect example of culture. Culture isn't, culture can be defined by race, especially in America because of those shared experiences we're talking about. But if we really

want to be nuanced, like you and a Somali person that lives in Minnesota are both black, that Somali culture is not synonymous with the Gucci culture as South Carolina. Totally different. I can go into you. I can go from little Italy and hang out with my guy over there. Then I can go to the Pacific Jewish neighborhood.

And it's literally totally different cultures and experiences. Yeah. I think if you take a black American and they go overseas, people look at that person as a black American. So the fact that they can be identified as a black American,

means there must be something that gives that person culture that they can be identified as black Americans. Yeah, it's just my nationality. No, but it's like I already saying like they have an idea of what a black American is. Through stereotypes, yes. But he said the bend diagram. And then so if a black American goes there and matches with enough of those stereotypes, then it makes sense for those people, right?

I get it. But that doesn't mean that that person shares the identical culture to, like a Haitian dude that grew up in Florida is going to have a completely different culture from a black group that grew up in Seattle, Washington. Completely different. Like, black people all give that. Say again? We all give debt.

Everybody gives debt. No, white people don't give debt. Adapt them shows today. That's because y'all grew. Adap, I'm crazy. I get pounds. Pounds is not debt. You know it's different.

That's why Obama walks around. Handshake, handhake, black guy, that. That is culture. No, no, no. I think that there is like an umbrella. You know what I mean? Like there's a black umbrella culture in America. There's probably like a white umbrella culture in America.

Like, for example, like white people in America probably think about not being racist. Like, that's part of the umbrella of it. Like, it's on their minds. When the last time you thought about not being racist? Say it? What the last time you thought about not being racist? I'm not white. There's a meme on fucking Instagram.

That's so funny. There's a meme on Instagram, but it is of a black guy typing real fast. And this says Andrew Schultz researching different coaches so he can have this sharp. To be racist jokes. To be racist. Your race and more official. That's flagrant means. Yo, shout out our boy flagrant means, bro.

But facts, man. You got to know. You want to make fun of people, you better know something about it. Because if you just make fun of the low-hanging fruit stereotypes, then, like, first of all, they're not going to think it's funny, and then they're just going to feel, like, insulted. But if you actually make an effort to learn about them, they feel honored by it. They're like, wow, this person actually cares.

Dug the low people. Yeah. And that's when it's actually funny. Like, if I'm in South Carolina and I have like a deep cut Gucci joke, it might not even hit for the white people, but the black people in there that are like familiar with it. You kill. You kill. Let's do some gay culture, Taylor. Give it some gay culture.

Play their voice memos. This is Diddy's voice memos from this Discovery ID doc. This proves that Diddy is the most horniest man in America. Let's hear it. Phil, can you come back upstairs? He's talking to his assistant. He's talking to his assistant. Okay.

So his assistant plays the voice memos from the documentary. In the documentary. Phil, can you come back upstairs to help me set up the red light? I would get a lot of voice notes from Diddy. How often? Daily. Phil, I need some Cialis. And give me 20 Xanax, please.

Hey, Phil, I need a plan B. I need 10 out of all. The mushroom capsules, the microdose. Bring that out to me, please. High and horny. Just constant. Just high and horny. Can you imagine being in a constant state of highness and horniness?

That's not fair. You're a Scorpio, right? Yeah. October? 30th. He's a November Scorpio. There's a difference. What is the difference?

November Scorpio is a different, I think. You got one? No. Baby Daddy, November Scorpio? No, he's not. Oh, okay. When is that baby coming out? In July.

June 29th. No, it's July, I said. June 29th. He's going to be a kid. What date? What's the due date? July 12. Oh, shit. Nah, you're going to have it at the end of June.

If you are actually pregnant, you're going to have it the end of June. July 4th Independence Day for America, that'd be far. Either way, it's still like that. No. Yeah. Why you say it's not fair that he's so high and horny? No, because, like, Dedy's, like, known for parties and stuff like that.

And usually when you're the host, you want to have some party favors. Y'all ain't hear what he said. Play that shit in a kid. Y'all, you know, let's, let's, you know, let's, let's, let's, Let's do this shit like a grocery list. You ain't hearing some of the things that he's requested. Yeah, but if you take every single voice note, chop it up for every time you ask him for something, that's going to sound crazy. Look what he's asking for?

I've never, hey, I've never asked for some of these things in my life. Play it. Phil, can you come back upstairs to help me set up the red light? I would get a lot of voice notes from Diddy. How often? Daily. Phil, I need some Seattle. Never did me 20s in there.

Go back home, Rachel. Yeah, yeah. Yes, yeah. No, see Alice. Go play again? Phil, I need some Cialis. Don't give me 20s in. You miss one.

Never did it. Hey, Phil, I need a plan B. I need 10 out of all. Damn, I mean... I'm a minute. It's a microdose. Bring that out to me, please. I'm Tamika D.M.

Yeah. Playing me the only one. Plan B is the only thing. Technically, you haven't even done that. Why? Well, you didn't take it. No, I didn't take it exactly. So you haven't done any of that shit.

But this is just disgusting. Why? It's not disgusting. Why? I'm just fascinated by how horny and high he was all the time. It proves my theory that it was drugs. That he was trying to escape something. He's constantly trying to escape something.

And his escape is drugs, alcohol, and sex. What do you think he was trying to escape? Just life, man. I mean, you just look at all of this stuff. This guy. I mean, just even the stuff that we just know. Like, it's, I mean, a constant state of grief. Yeah.

This guy's lost everybody, damn man. I was close to him. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you think he's just a state of grief. about it. Like people that he actually came up with, like his father and, you know, the biggies of the world, and his old security wolf and, you know, Andre Harrell

and Kim Porter and, you know, all these, heavy D, all these, it's a lot of grief that surrounds him. Not making excuses, I'm just saying, you know, I think he's constantly trying to escape. And I, you know, I always think about, um, but I can say this because somebody actually recorded it and it was out. It was the first revolt music conference. And, um, Me and Andre Hareel, God bless the dead.

We went into the trailer that Diddy was in, and I think this was right after Kim Porter had passed. God bless the dead. And he was just sitting there, and he just was like, yeah, man, I really appreciate all the conversations you'd be having around mental health, man. He said, man, I realize I've never been happy.

What he said? He said, I realize I said, I can't think of the last time I've been happy. And this was what the first report music conference, So I don't do this was like 20, I don't know, 19, 18, 17. I don't freaking remember. Did you want to hear the other ones? What other ones? Other audios?

Just the assistant talking to him and... I'm all down. Let's play some more. Let's play some of what else you got. That's crazy. Somebody like, Diddy doesn't have his assistant under NDA? NDA don't mean shit. NDAs mean as much as the Constitution.

The Wild King Nights happening at these big star-studed events. I think there's a difference and a disparity between what people think they were, meaning that there was hundreds of people engaging in these activities. That wasn't my experience. How many people would typically be there? It's a small batch of people. What would he require for a Wild King Night? We usually had a laundry list of items that included lights, alcohol, marijuana, ketamine, Molly. Baby oil and Ashra Glyde were very important.

candles, incense, Apple TVs, electronics, computers, iPads, you know, male libido supplements, stuff like that. Those requests started to become more frequent. It started to occur on a daily basis. Y'all don't listen to words. This man said baby oil, out of everything he named, he said baby oil and astroglyde were very important. God damn. Very important? Yeah.

He was making people walk the Brooklyn for cheeks, man. You know what I'm saying? He was making you walk the Brooklyn for cheeks. Oh, man. God damn, yo. The horniest, highest man alive. I wonder who introduced him to it. Introducing the what?

Horniness? No, just, like, wanting the pills to, like, why can have regular sex? Like a vampire, you know what I'm saying? A true. Like a vampire? Who turned him into the d-sucking vampire that he became? Allegedly.

Is that what you're saying? Yo, we got to kill that guy. We got to kill that guy. You kill him. You knock out all the Diddy disciples? God damn. Did he know his dad? No, his dad died.

They got killed when he was young. I don't know, man. Watch the 15th Diddy documentary that's available online. You got the one where he said, what he's, his studio session? You got that one? This shit is crazy. The shower shit? Play that one for show.

This is what an artist said did he, um, used to require. Yeah, play this one. You got that one? Yeah. We were at Puffy's Los Angeles house, working in the studio. He says, I want to work in my bathroom. Everybody bring everything. So we break down the studio, get the instruments, and go to his bathroom as usual.

And he strips himself in front of us. and jumps right into the shower. But he's looking directly at me. You know what I mean? I found myself getting a pat on my butt. Felt uncomfortable and still feels uncomfortable. Why are y'all laughing at his piece? No, because he said,

I found myself getting a pat on the butt. What do you mean you found yourself, son? Were you lost? Like, I... What do you mean I found myself? I didn't know what my butt was until somebody patted it. I don't know what my butt was to somebody patted on him. I go, there, ghost.

That's my butt. You know what I'm saying? You found it. Here's this thing, man. I'm not mature. I can honestly, I'm not mature enough for this. Yeah. Because I like it.

That's a lot of comedy in this, bro. That's a great take, yo. That's a great thing. That's fire. Yo, I'm not mature enough. I'm not mature enough, bro. So if you tell me, anything about it. Keep that in mind, I'm not going to have the maturity to handle.

It's your fault for even asking me about it. Because it's the boy or guy. Yes. Yeah. It is the truth. Nobody takes it serious when it's us, bro. He took it serious. Especially when it's an adult. If you were grown up, if you talk about some kids, all right, we're like, okay, all right, you're wilding. But if it's like two male adults, bro, if somebody found your ass for you in the shower, we're going to laugh at that a little bit. Yeah, Jess O'Laris this morning said, why didn't they just walk off? Instead of walking to Brooklyn for cheeks. Why didn't they just walk off?

Yeah. It ain't the easiest thing to do once you get penetrated. Yeah, once you get penetrated, you're there for life. You know what I'm saying? They ain't the easiest walk. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's not the easiest walk.

Listen, listen, women have been telling the lie for years that, you know, a man, you know, a man did it so good to me, tore it up so much that I couldn't walk. No, that's never happened. Y'all have babies. Now, a man taking it up the ass? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a hard place. You can't, you can't just get up.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. You ain't sitting down either. You ain't sitting down? I don't care how much astral glide you do. Yeah. You ain't just getting up, just walking that off.

No, you got laying in your stomach. And it might happen again. No, you got to let me. Okay, laying on your stomach, that's how I started, so. Yeah, but you got to, though. That's the only, that's the only situation. Fuck. Yeah, right.

So he was buffing all the people that work for him. Is that the idea? Is that the idea? I don't know why it's so funny. It's not funny, guys. It's not funny. Imagine you got your dream job. By the way, it is working for Sean.

What was the Sean John? John. You're working for Sean John. You're designing clothes. Right? Let me ask you a question. What are the origins? Yeah. Of the word funny in reference to gay people.

to gay people. That was the word that they used to use for gay people. We don't use it as much anymore. But back in the day, he's like, oh, he's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a little funny. Why? Well, because, no, when a guy fucks another guy's ass, it's fun. It's hilarious.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why it is. That's funny. It's hilarious. No, that's hilarious. I don't know why it's funny. It's funny. I don't know how they don't laugh.

I don't know how they're not in there like, ah. No, the bottom to the bottom, you better laugh. I'm laughing. Okay, more, man. Or aspirin. You know what I'm saying? But if you're at top, how you not be like, yo, pause? This is funny as shit.

Hey, yo. Hey, yo. You gay. Oh, so you doing the bend. Yeah, this guy's funny. This guy's hilarious for you. I have a story to tell you, but I'm not going to say it on here. Man, what do you mean?

You can't do that. You got to say. No. Is this funny? Like, a gay guy, he was telling me how he felt a type of way that a girl was like basically harassed him. Like, she took his dick out and sucked in. He felt violated. Like, he's like, I know how girls feel because like, like, oh.

Yeah, that's serious. Yeah, that's serious. Yeah, no. There's a woman walking around sucking gay cocks like that. Yes. Without consent. Yeah, he was. We should need to get off the fuck streets right now.

Who the fuck is this girl, man? You should do your doing. I sure hope that neither of us get fired. I sure hope. Definitely call it. I'm 100% calling her. I sure hope she doesn't walk up to any guy in this room just pull the dick out against our will

and suck all to come out of it. Have the guy ever done that? Like got caught cheating by his girl. I had a joke about that shit. What? Then it was just, fuck, it was some girl. Yeah, my girl caught me cheating. She walked in room.

I said, r rick. Help me! Help me! Get her all over. She told me if I take it out of my she'll bite it. I'm serious, man. Okay, enough. Enough.

Enough, for real though. For real though. We need to find out who that girl is and just make sure she does not do that to anybody. Stop! No, for real. And you're walking around here laughing, Taylor. Taylor, you know what you said? I want to tell you something, but it's funny.

Yeah. I said. No, I didn't. That's exactly what you said. It's funny when it happens to gay guys. I didn't see that. But when a girl, walks up to guys.

What are the origins of the word, Taylor? Ask Chad GPD. Why did gay people get referred to as funny? I got Chad GPT right here. Hold on. Hold on. Why did it? Why?

Okay. Why did gay people used to be called funny? The term funny as a euphemism for being gay likely comes from a time when direct discussions about homosexuality were avoided, especially a more conservative or repressive societies. People often use coded or ambiguous language to refer to things considered taboo or socially insensitive. Funny can mean unusual or different. Since LGBTQ plus identifies were historically marginalized, people might have used funny as a subtle way to acknowledge someone's non-hetero

behavior without being direct. Oh, okay, this is a good. Association with humor. LGBTQ plus individuals, especially in entertainment and theater, have historically been associated with wit, flamboyance, and humor. This may have reinforced the link between funny and being different or expressive in a way that deviated from traditional gender and sexual norms are a code with the community just as other euphemisms like confirmed bachelor

are lighten the lofas where use funny where used funny may have been an informal or coded way for people to talk about gay individuals particularly in times that homosexuality was criminalized and heavily stigmatized. Now that's fucked up. That is fucked up. There's a lot of gay comics then.

Why? Because there's probably a lot of gay comics in that era. who gay men used to be like, yo, he's so funny. No, he's funny. Like, make your stomach hurt funny. Like, I laughed my ass off funny. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's probably what the fuck it was. I'll be honest. I don't know what's going on. Because you're a funny comedian. That's what I. Gay means happy. Yeah. And if the youth...

Funny... Funny. I don't know. I don't know, man. I don't know. You want to do some all memes matter? You want to pay some bills? No, we can do a little all memes matter.

Okay, let's start with a... Pay bills first. Oh, damn. Damn, we're not your kid. You can fucking tell us what to do. It was a long segment already. Church announcements has me. What we got?

I got nothing right now, man. I got nothing right now. You do have a church announcement. You know, I keep a lot. He was really... Um, interrupted. Yes.

I'm forgetting, I'm thinking all right. You've got my brain. I'm telling you. Women's brains. They actually change while they're pregnant. You said you had, you were thinking about me a lot this weekend.

I absolutely was thinking about you a lot this weekend. Why? Well, because I'm just really excited for you. Oh. I texted you all. I know you did, but unlike Charlamine. I don't believe it.

I did get her a little card, though. I got her a card. I was that, uh, what does the card say, though? I was that green light books. store, we had a book signing for Anita Copax, the wind on her tongue, book two of the Daughters of Three Water trilogy,

which is available now. We had a book signing for her. And there was an amazing card that had Rihanna on the front. It was Rihanna when she was pregnant, and she had her belly out. And it said, I'm really, really happy for you. And when I opened, and I signed it on the inside, what did I say? I forgot. I still don't believe you.

I'll just go along with it. I don't believe you, but I'll go along with it. Congratulations. That's why I ain't put no money in the card. None of that. Okay. It's got you a little card and the jury is still out. I think she's pregnant.

Why do you think this? Because she's saying it. But tell me, as long as you know. Daphne says she was pregnant too. Daphne's pregnant said she was pregnant. I'm not going to tell you to know that. When I ever lied? She said you was pregnant too.

When have I lied about that, ever? You've never been pregnant. But I'm just saying, though, like, when have I ever joked or anything about that. How are you dealing with your pregnancy? How was the reaction online? Oh, everyone was saying congratulations. I appreciate their support. Yeah?

Yeah. Some good positive reinforcement. Yeah. Good. They loved your reaction now. What was my reaction? You're just generally happy. That's all.

I'm going to be genuinely happy too once we find out that this is real. I told you what I was saying in the, okay. I told you what I was saying in the, but in the text. It's just like the most amazing thing that will ever happen to you and there's no way to describe it. And it just makes every aspect of your life. better and it's also the hardest thing you're ever going to do. But it's like, you just look at them. And it's the coolest thing you've ever seen in your life every single day.

I mean, I feel the way when I, I guess now, because I'm having one now, but even when I see my nieces and nephew and stuff. It's not the same. I'm sure. You're going to look at your nieces and stuff like dogs. Yeah, literally. You know how people will be like, yo, my pets and my babies. Yeah, you always, everybody said that to like your babies.

Then you like that. You're not going to just let your baby go outside to piss. This is so embarrassing, but like last night, now you know how, like, Instagram tells your friends what you like. I hate that shit. So last night, I don't know, I was like a little emotional or something like that. And I just, Instagram caught me on a nice little rabbit hole. And it was just like...

Was this after you watched the meatball in peace? Yeah, just right after I did meatball. No, they called me a nice little rabbit hole of, like, dads doing really dope shit or being really thoughtful or, you know, when, like, a beautiful moment, you know, with, father and her kid or something like that. And I was sitting on the toilet, just bawling my fucking eyes off. It was.

And then the next morning, I get a text of the group chat. And it's like, yo, this new Instagram feature that shows your friends what you like is really telling about what you guys, what content you guys enjoy online. And I didn't know that. Yeah. Be careful what you like. How do we do it? Look up my. I don't like shit.

I don't ever like shit. Ever. Oh, man, I had some. Like, anything you've ever seen me like has been on accident. And I catch myself because I want to like that fragomagin-pies video. But then, like, the American algorithm might take us down a rabbit hole that we're not ready for. Wait a minute. That's not a rabbit?

I know a rabbit hole when I smell one. This ain't a rabbit hole. Tell about her book, y'all. Tell us about the book. Tamika Mallory. I live to tell the story, a memoir of love. legacy and resilience to be out February 11th bookstores everywhere. This is her second book. But Anita Copax, the win on her tongue is out right now. You know what's crazy? This year makes

five years of my book imprint, Black Privilege Publishing. Bravo! Five years ago, we started off the exact same way, but we started off with Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency first, and then Anita Copac's shallow water. Second, this year we started off with Anita Copac's, the win on her tongue first and then we doing a I live to tell the story Tamika Mallory second and we have an incredible You lied by the way

What I lied about? The wind on her tongue, the title And what it really means? What did I say? I told you what the book is about. What is? Whatever, I'm not going to do this for it. It is book two

of the daughter of Three Waters trilogy. Yeah, but it's about a girl going down another girl and she queen. Oh my God. Okay, listen. That is the title of book And I feel like for you to gaslight me and make me think that I'm saying something is not true. I feel like it's unfair.

Where do we go? Also, you know the greatest promo for a book is when I just started talking about it and how it's never going to come out for two years? Need a Copac's. The wind on her tongue is out right now. What was the other one that you were promoting for like two years? It was to me with a Maconel Mallory. It was State of Emergency. How did it?

No, no. It was the other one. It was the one about the mermaid or something. The shallow water. Shallow waters. And this is part two, a shallow water. Shallow waters. Shown waters.

Well, I got a... I have some good jokes about it. You're about to announce another one this week. I can't say it right now, but we're announcing another one this week. I know it won't be deep waters. That's it for sure. No, it's just water.

It's just interesting. Oh! We never told this story. What story? We're going to say Barts, and I finally got to see if he could breathe other water or not. The second we're in the ocean, he dives in the ocean.

He's trying to show off his little swimming. You know what I mean? Tell him. Tell him. No, no. He's trying to show off. Like, you know how, like, when you're on a court and you're not, like, jumping and dunking, but you're trying to do some crossovers to let everybody know that you could hoop?

Like, that was him. I was representing for us. You go deep and talk about it? Yes. Well, no, not really. But first of all, being that there was a lot of white people out there, I had to represent. They said we can't swim. Now, he went out there.

He's like, I just want all y'all to know what you thought is wrong. That's right. He was out there swimming. He was out there swimming. My man was swimming. Okay. So we go, yo. So now's the time to prove it.

You say you could breathe underwater, go for it. And Charlamagne goes, no problem. Goes underwater for about 20 seconds. That's not true. Comes up and he goes, see? I go, what? I got bored. He goes, what?

I could have stayed down there, but I got bored. He goes, he goes, see? And we're like, what do you mean? See, he goes, ain't no way anybody could be down there that long if they weren't breathe down the water. And here comes dove. Here comes stuff. Dove was underneath that water for at least four minutes.

Yeah, but he was like this and his nose was. It's like a... No. Yeah. No. No, this is the funniest shit. Dove was on there for a long time to the park.

I was like, yo, where dove at? Shose was like underwater? I said, damn, he's been under there for a long time. And Shost was like he's breathing through his asshole. Shultz had dove was breathing through his ass. And so I'm like, yes. Try it. Have you ever tried to breathe underwater?

No. That's my point. Why would you try to breathe underwater? Who says we can't do it? You've never tried it. Our biology does. Try it. That's a good point.

The biology doesn't say that. That's a fantastic point. Just try it. People have tried it. No, they haven't. Yes, they have. Panic. I've choked drinking more.

Exactly. You ain't got no gag reflex. That's why you haven't moved up in this business enough there. That's exactly why. You'd have seven WTF studios. You know, for real. You know what we got to. Stop with your hand job.

And get the fucking deep throat like a fucking man, Alex. I need to see Alex's voice notes, man. You know what I'm saying? I didn't see him. Are you ped, Tyl and all? You know, learn to suck dick like a fucking man. Come on. Like an entrepreneur.

Yeah, great. Do you want to be successful in this business or not now? What? What? I don't watch the news report. I want to go straight to him. No, that's the best, that's the best video. Detroit Rap.

My God. The girl is doing a podcast and her wig falls off. Oh, hilarious. That is the best video. Detroit rapper think the most... Does what? What does that say? Sue's Lyft.

After being denied service due to her weight says she has been in car smaller than that before. It really hurt my feelings. You want to watch the actual video? Yeah, play the video, man. I just want... Lift driver denied me service. B.C. of my seat.

size. What you said? Yeah, I got most basic, my car is small. I can fit in this car. No, believe me, you can. Yes, I can. Believe it. So, I'm sorry. What I'm going to do about my money? Well, I'm going to cancel it. You're not going to be carded. So you selling me, I can't get in the list because I can't fit in your car. Yeah, you need to order a bigger car. What will make you think I can fit in a car? Yeah, I'm sorry.

What makes you think I can't fit in your car? in this car. Because the car is small you with that, my best friend has a business that's nowhere than this that I can fit you. That's the same time.

All right. I'm sorry that. We got it. Yo, she could fit in the car. Put your tires. Yeah, and you have no space. I think the list driver gave a great advice.

He told the car Uber X-L. Now, he did. He told the car Uber X-L. I don't see the problem with any of this, bro. You should be cheap. Nah, she could fit in the car.

Like, it's... She can. She's going to be uncomfortable not the lift driver. Yeah. She don't know that. She could fit in the car. Because he would sit on the partner.

The suspension of that car might start fucking hit the back. I'm saying. Like, I don't have a problem with anything. He wasn't. He wasn't disrespectful. He told her what the issue was. He could have been, you know, a rule would have been just driving off? Because he could have just did that.

He could have just canceled the ride and drove to fuck off. What if she jumped on the car? Yeah. Why would she? He could have been, you gave a good advice. Go get Uber X. He could have been like, yo, why don't you call a forklift? But no.

You didn't do that. He wasn't disrespectful. Like, he was not disrespectful. Like, there's a lot. Like, we know assholes, bro. Like, he was not, there was a lot of empathy in what he was saying. You hear this guy?

There was a lot. No, I'm scared. You hear this guy? Why don't you call a fork? I didn't say that. No, I did say that. But what I mean is, I meant that. Hasn't she lifted a fork enough?

Yeah. Ah. Yeah. Come on down. This is what? We do. It's what we do. It's what we do.

Don't even try, baby. Yeah, bro. Yeah, bro. We can move on. That's it. There ain't nothing else to say. There ain't nothing else to say over him. We can move on, Taylor, okay?

What else we got, Taylor? Well, can I just say something, though? You said it earlier. What? Because y'all did Breakfast Cup court. Because in the news report, they're trying to basically say, like, we shouldn't discriminate because now, you know,

what if it was a lift driver trying to discriminate against a black person? Like, trying to equate that to... Here's the thing, man. God bless Day, the most, you know, if her feelings are hurt, I'm sorry she had to go through this. But the reality of the situation is,

when you are that size, people are going to make choices. And those choices may not be in your benefit. When you're walking on a plane, somebody going to be like, somebody's going to pull you to the side and be like, excuse me, you know. A lock bar.

You're supposed to, oh, you should be like, you got hit her with the Ala-Hakbar. You're going to be like, yo, you got to buy two seats. The Hapie 3. Or you might get a disrespectful-ass flight attendant to be like, yo, why are you here? You should be flying cargo. But ain't nobody going to do that. No, I'm saying, no, what I'm saying is there's assholes out here. And you don't have to be.

You scream, Allah Akbar, she just goes, is someone say Allah Snokbar? All you can eat snack bars. That's all you can eat snack bar with the plane. Let's wind the planes have snack bar. Listen, all I'm simply saying is I thought the guy handled it well. If she was at an amusement park. Yeah. They're not going to let her on certain rides.

Which ones? None of them. She's real. What ride could she get on? Bumper cars. Nah, bro. They just have to run around out there. Listen, she'd be at Disney.

That's fucked up. That felt too far. She'd be at this. That fell too far. Well, listen, if she's at Disney, they're not gonna let her get on this a small world. That's not funny. That's not funny. This is funny.

No, that was funny. I know she could get on those cups that like turn in the woods. The magic teacups? Yeah. Yeah. She could. I mean, she can go to SeaWorld and get paid. Oh, wow.

Now, out. You went too far. Now that was crazy. You went too far. You should be able to sue. If you're walking around Sea World and someone throws a fish in your mouth out of nowhere. You can go. You should be able to sue Seaworld for that.

If you're just walking through SeaWorld, looking at the penguin exhibit and someone goes, oh shit, one got out, and it throws a fish at your head? There is not a penguin on this planet that is that big. You said a penguin. Out of all the fucking animals, you could pick, you picked the goddamn penguin? I said looking at the penguins.

My God, man. I- This is fucked up. It's not fucked up. It's not fucked up. I'm not mature enough to talk about this, yo. Boom. I'm not mature enough to talk about this.

Because I am a notorious fat shame. Yeah. For a decade. I am a big of the big backs. Yo, a woman called the radio station this morning and said, show me, you don't like big fat people anyway. That is not true. I love fat people.

But you know what I love even more? Fat people jokes. Sad people jokes. Don't be it. We grew up in the era of your mama stole fat. Yeah. Like, that was how my brain was trained. Yeah.

I originally learned how to tell fat jokes because of fat people. Yeah. This is culture. This is our culture. This is our culture. We can't. You're going to tell us to extinguish our culture? This is culture, man.

Are you going to say our culture's not welcoming this culture? And guess what? Every fat person I knew that was funny. They was funny. So if we had them jokes for them, they was coming back. I bet she got jokes. I bet she got jokes. It's rare that fat people got no jokes.

There was a fat girl in our school, man, in high school, man. She used to it. I told you all before she wore a purple. Phoenix Sun's starter jacket. And the logo of the Phoenix Sun is the Sun, and they used to be on her back. Yep. And we used to go around her and just walk around in circles.

You're an ass-goly. Just rotating around the Sun. Over and over. And y'all find me her crying. Never. She had jokes. She had jokes. She had jokes. I didn't grow up around since.

You know what's real funny? No, I'm going to tell you something. The sins of the people I grew up around was other guys. And there's only one guy that was very. Very, very, very, very, very sensitive. Very sensitive. And I refuse to say, I've told this story before,

final episode of burning that it's if you want to hear that story. But he was sensitive. But she was never sensitive. She just made fun of you. Never sensitive. Call you gay. Listen, one day she fell. You know what planet you were?

No, no, no. She didn't call me gay. She called me a fragomack. Yeah. What planet were you rotating her? Uranus? There it is. One day she fell.

She was coming up to steps. And she fell and she fell on her stomach. And she was on the ground like this. And we're dying laughing. She was laughing too because she couldn't get up. She was doing this. And she's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. And that's why she's like, all right, for real, help me.

I can't get up. And you helped her, of course. No, I'm not that strong. I was fucking, right. I'm like, if nobody else is going to help me, if nobody. You try to help him. You know what I mean? You try to help this.

No, if nobody's going to help me. me. You can't do it by yourself. I cannot do it by myself. You gotta get down there with her. And you know what that lesson taught me? What? Lose some fucking weight. And did that person end up losing weight and having a long productive life? I don't know, but you know why you need to lose weight? Think of your pallbearers. Ooh. A lot of us don't have that many friends. If you on Instagram and you're 400 pounds, but you put in quotes like, my circle so small is a dot, who the fuck is going to carry your casket?

They should drain them out for that. Don't you think? They don't need to die fat. Just drain them out. R3 made them. Yo, don't ask us things. Don't ask us to talk about serious shit. We're not much of them.

She's a rapper, so like you said, she's getting this much attention. She got balls probably. She got plenty of them. Can't cats? Snickers. I hate you. I hate you. Stop! Stop!

I told you to go, Taylor. Go to another topic. I don't need a topic. A long time. You kept on. Yo, we're not mature enough, Taylor. You want to listen to tell you. We're not mature enough.

I'm trying to tell you. It is sweating and shit. Well, hopefully, y'all are mature for this one. What? Oh, man. I got to get a hands out. I'll grab back. I'll be back.

I'll be back. When you get the ice, I'll be back. Oh my gosh. Let me tell you something, ma'am. U.S. Senate candidate, Sam Parker, calls it, She's report Selena Gomez. She fires back. This is the energy I like, yo. From whom? Both.

Talk to me. Because Selena was expressing her feelings, rightfully so. She was upset because there's so many Mexicans being deported and she... Play it, play the clip, Taylor. Play the clip. So sorry. My people are getting attacked. The children.

I don't understand. I'm so sorry. I wish I could do something, but I can't. I don't know what to do. I'll try everything I've promised. So Shalina broke down about the deportation of Mexican people following Trump's executive orders. I'm so sorry I wish I could do something, but I can't.

Now, what did this, what did the, what did the, what did the senator say? Sam Parker. You're the senator? Well, real quick, before we go to what he said. There's only three words. Oh, deport Salina Gomez. The port Selena Gomez. Okay.

So, okay, first of all, like, it is weird to, like, post videos of yourself crying on the internet. I do find that weird because it seems a little performative. So I understand that. But, like, being really sad that people are getting sent home and not people who have committed crimes, not, like, murderers, not rapists, not gang members. Like, people who did come here illegally, but they have families here and they have a life here and being sent home and feeling emotional about that is okay. Absolutely. Yeah, I empathize with that feeling. I think we should all feel sad about that.

Like, you can, you can also feel like illegal people should be sent away and sad that their lives are being disrupted. Both of those things can exist. You don't have to do this deport Salina Gomez shit so that you can get a bunch of fucking retweets. Like, that's corny politics. Corny politics. Yeah. What flaps on social media.

Yeah, but it don't, it don't hit that hard. Like, if you're going to do it, it got to hit hard. But doesn't it speak to their base? But like I'll be honest Go to Selena's response What is she say? I just like the energy of it all I like the fact that

Selena felt the way she felt He felt the way he felt But then Selena didn't She didn't She didn't play victim That's right She didn't come back like Oh I'm sad

That was disrespectful Blah blah blah What finding Taylor She said kill She said kill San partner No no Someone else said She ain't go that crazy

What's she say? What's Selena say? Where is it at, Tail? Just put Selena Gomez response to, oh yeah. Oh, Mr. Parker, Mr. Parker, thanks for the laugh and the threat. Because that's what it was. It was a laugh and it was a threat. I guess.

I like the response. I like the response, man. I need bars. Who is Sam Parker? Where is he? He's Utah. I like the response. I just like the energy of this because he is the reality.

the situation. Yes, people are getting sent home, you know, that are here illegally, but they're making a show of it. So if they're going to make a show of it, then the people who are against it should make a show of it too. I don't like this. Like, I like sending away criminals. I like sending away people who have broken the law. But I'm like, this, I'm just like, you know, lock up that border, build the wall, make the border secure as fucking possible. Nobody can sneak in. And the people already have like established lives, families, who are working, being productive, maybe hopefully one day citizens of America,

sending them back for optics. So text your guy. What did you text? I told him that day when I spoke to him. Oh, you did on this? Yes, of course. And I asked them specifically for this. Oh, I do remember.

Dairy style weapons, they've taken it over. I think most people on board with deporting any illegal that has committed a crime. Yeah. Like, I think there's bipartisan support of that. I think the tricky thing comes. And honestly, I have empathy. Like, you're a business owner.

There's been people. I'm not trying to out to you, but like there's some people I'm sure that might not have had like legal citizenship that have maybe worked in various businesses. And it's like, you know, I've definitely been taken care of as a kid by people that weren't legal, babysitters and stuff. So there are people that maybe would like a path to citizenship. Did I have a lot of empathy for. You have to start with the criminals. I agreed. Okay.

Look. Remember that point. Listen, everything that I felt in that interview, I asked. Everything that was important for me and this was an important thing for me. Yeah, it's interesting. Here's the thing that's interesting to me about it, right? If Latinos voted for Donald Trump, more than 50% of Latinos voted for Donald Trump.

But they don't want the illegal immigration, too. The illusion is that they are okay with the illegal immigration just because they're Latinos. And that is, like we were talking about cultural misunderstanding. If you were Latino, but you've lived in America for two generations, you feel like a lot of conservative Americans feel about illegal immigration. As Ida Rodriguez once said, there's a lot of Latinos who think that they're white. No, no, that doesn't make.

make you white. No, it don't make you white, but some of them culturally have adopted a lot of conservative values. But conservative doesn't make white. Like I think every immigrant that comes to America is conservative. Like literally the countries that they come from and they leave, the values of those countries reflect conservative values much more than liberal ones. You think these people come from these third world of press countries are like, yeah,

we should chop off kids' dicks in schools. No, not at all. They're like, what the fuck is going on? Why is my kid coming home from school going? He said, I don't have a gender. They are far more conservative. If you are immigrating from a place that is a third world country where you are in a press group and you're seeking asylum here,

I guarantee you your values align with conservatives way more than they do. Absolutely. But she, I can put the clip in, but this is when she was on my TV show, and she was just speaking to Latinos who actually think they're white. Not just conservative. There are Latinos that are white. Why does the Latino vote differ so much from the black vote? Because we got our own white people.

Oh. And people don't understand. than that. That we have all, and the assimilation, possibility for Latinx, Latin A, Latin people is higher. People can come from other parts of Latin America, marry white, as like they're told to do, assimilate and assume a white identity that black people cannot escape from. So they will continue to vote in that way because to them, that's upward mobility. And unfortunately for us, success means being patted on the back, not all of us, because y'all going to go crazy on Twitter.

I ain't got a Twitter, so it's okay. But they get the pat on the back from white people and they feel like that's what being American is. Damn. And that colorism is real in our community. That's another thing. Like, just because you're from Mexico is a country like America is a country. It has white people. It has black people.

It has Asian people. It has brown people. It has indigenous people. Like, there are plenty of white Mexicans. Canelo Alvarez is a white. Oh, absolutely. Like, absolutely. So I think that's a lot of times our perspective on these. We think we're the only country that got white people.

100%. In America, us and Canada. But there are white people in Argentina that immigrated there from fucking Italy. And you know what's so interesting about? We should look into them. And what's so interesting about what you said, Canelo Alvarez to some Mexicans isn't Mexican enough. That's the critique of Canelo Alvarez.

And that's a cultural divide. He's a white Mexican. He's not a Mexican, Mexican, whatever the fuck that means. And then, yeah, so there's the cultural divide there. There's their own racism. There's their own, like, colorism, you know, that exists in these countries. But I would just think politically, if 50% of all Latinos, you know, voted for you,

you would just move a little different. And he, and he said before the election, I think it was before, maybe it was after the election. He said that he was going to look at these things on a case by case. Oh, that was the pardon. I'm bugging. Yeah, that was a pardon. But he should have looked, he should be looking at this on a case by case base base base base. Like all the criminals, sure.

But you know what they'll say? They'll say being here illegally is a crime. Well, I would say that they've committed a crime here. That's what I feel. I think we should start with that. Why don't we start with everybody that's committed a crime here? You get them out, right? That's number one.

Let's start with that and then see where we go from here. Yeah. But I don't think it has to start with the blanket thing. I think that's a little bit more for optics and support your base. And I just say real. I know a family that had to leave Tuesday. Had to leave Tuesday because one of the parents was illegal. Yeah, man.

And it's like they live here. Like the kid was born here, all of that. But he got, you know, like, what are you going to just, you think you was going to send one back? You can say, imagine being married and they just send you a significant other back. You're just going to let them go back and you're not going to go back. It's, it is incredibly sad. And that's why I think there has to be another way. I think there's not a single American that is against sending back criminals.

Like, I don't, I don't know any American that would be like, yeah, we should keep the people who illegally come here and then commit crimes here. I don't know one American that would be against that. By the way, that's the, that would unite both parties. That's the show that they should put on. Like, instead of having Dr. Phil out there and they're just showing him lock up, you know, illegals, if you're going to do it, like plaster that plaster what they did. This is such and such he committed a murder.

This is such and such he did a robbery. This is such and such he was a rapist. Like, do that. And it'll make more sense. And then if their families choose to go back with them, You go, well, maybe you should have cared more about your family and shouldn't have committed a crime here. Yeah.

Because his decisions have impacted his family. Right? You decide to commit crimes. You decide to break the law. You decide to do these things. But if you got hardworking people who are here illegally, like I don't think we need to start with them. But, you know, that's why a guy like Sam Parker would say that to Selena Gomez.

Because in Sam Parker's mind, we're deporting the worst. of the worst. That's it, that's his mentality. So if you're crying about us sending back the worst or the worst, I'm gonna hit you with this. Well, prove it's the worst or the worst. I think this mentality is, you're Spanish, you aren't from here either. Right. I think that's mentality. No. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I can't think. If that's the first thing you go to, I don't think so. I think he's just trying to be clamatory. Yeah, I think, I think he was trying to say like, if you're supporting these people, you can go to. That's what I think. That's, That's what I took from it.

But the fact she's Spanish, yes, I understand that. The family, you know, he probably wasn't a criminal. She wouldn't said that. No, the family I know wasn't a criminal at all. See, that's what I'm saying. They just were here. They were here illegally, which is a crime. I mean, they didn't commit a crime.

They didn't commit a violent crime or anything. Why take your whole family back? Just go back to where you're from. Oh, man. Can you know how I wouldn't even? No, no, no, wait for it. Wait for it. You got here once illegally.

You know what I mean? Do you know how dangerous it is to cross? I mean, it's not, like, y'all have. haven't spoken to enough illegals. Like I, I, you'll be thinking to bad illegal. Sonny. I used to work in restaurants for decades. I spoke to them about their stories coming. These motherfuckers would pop back for a Keynesoniera, then come back illegally again. We hear about a lot of killing and the fucking cartel. Yeah, there are definitely stories, obviously, especially if you're getting a coyote, basically the person who's a smuggler and being indebted

to them is different than if you have a job here, you have savings. Your wife is also- want a coyote. Why not the roadrunner? That's who you use. You really are too mature. Yeah, we can't have these problems, what you mean. First of all, this is our culture. This is brilliant Indian culture. Yeah, that is brilliant in his culture.

We've created a culture. Yes, it's our culture, okay? Half a million people every single week are decided not to take things too seriously. No, oh, no, are deciding that we do not have the maturity to have these smart discussions. Half a million. Millions.

Man, it's more than how much is it, Chris? Well, I'm saying after we kicked the illegal team. Oh, yeah, yeah, no, we do have a heavy Mexican. You know what I realized you have a heavy Mexican fan base when we had Letty on, and we started a lie about how Van hates Mexicans. Oh, yeah. And I think that kind of still sticks to him a little bit. No way.

Yeah. Van hates Mexicans? No, remember we said that back in the date. He does, though. I have seen him do a few things. You think so? I remember the way he would like, do like the bus boy would come to take his plate, and he'd like tip it over and the food would fall on the floor.

No, that's what they should have sent for, what's her name? Who? The rapper from Detroit, what's her name? Deng, uh, Dank Moses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She should have sent her a band. I mean, it's like, listen, man, we shoot. Listen to the trash, bitch.

Girl, away you moving. Got me in a trance. What else we got in a hell? Nah, it's a crazy week. This was a crazy week, man. Trump kept promises, bro. If you voted for Donald Trump, he told you he was going to do all of these things and he's doing him. So if this is what you want, you're getting what you want.

I mean, Jesus Christ. Start with, start with illegals, man. Don't, don't do this. I like this. But I never liked it. You did. You did. You told them.

I remember. No, you know that the... You should clip that. You know, Mexican's... Yo, flagrant memes. That's the clip. Yeah, put it out. Clipped that part and put that out.

Now is the perfect time to put that clip out. I agree. I agree. You know what I mean? Shout out Mexicans, bro. the greatest. We might be the luckiest country in history to have a neighbor next door

that is that awesome. I think there are very few people who are upset at the cultural influences in America from the Mexican people. To be honest with you, I don't even see what the issue is. Here's the thing. Forget the race of the people.

No, just the culture, the energy. If you're not, what I'm saying, if you're not from here and, you know, you get the privilege you're living in this great country and you commit horrendous crimes. Got to go. You should be deported. Immediately.

Period. You know what I mean? Because that's the other thing. It's not just Mexicans. It's Africans. Guatemalan. Chinese. Chinese.

100%. It's Indian. India got a big illegal immigrant. Do they? Yes. Look it up. I thought they got the H-1B visas. Yeah, some of them.

Not all of them, no. I was just reading about it the other day. I meant to ask but Vic about that. him on the show. You see, they got Vivek the fuck up out of Doge. We were talking him about that. We were talking about that. They did. Oh, he did the show? Yeah. Oh, we're dope, dope, dope. Yeah, I think him

and Elon had different ideas for Doge, and Elon was like, well, my idea is the idea for Doge. I think Bevic got sporty with those tweets. Oh, that they also. That's what I think. I think Bevic got sporty with those tweets and was calling people, calling them lazy Americans, and basically saying, this is why y'all got

to bring us over here, blah, blah, blah. And they did not like that shit. The Mago reaction. to that was. Yes. And I think that. And I told him, I was like, I said, listen, I hear everything you're saying about the Elon and all that shit, but I don't believe nothing you're saying right now. I believe they got you to fuck up out of here because of those tweets. Do you think you will push out of those because Trump rolled back to DEI initiatives? No. Contrary. And, you know, I would say, just to be super clear about it, I've no,

I've no problem with, you know, framing or whatever. It was really just an actual mutual decision where you look at here was one vision on approach. Here's a different vision on an approach. That's great. There's no right or wrong answer. With a technology-driven approach and a technology-first approach, there's no better person than Elon to run with that. With a constitutional law focus, with a legislation focus, some of the areas I was focused on, probably the right place to do it is elected office. And so we all agreed on that. And I think that that's actually a good thing where we're actually able to collaborate, divide, and conquer.

I hear you, Vivek. Yeah. I don't believe you. I think you either got pushed out or you know that it's going to implode. I think that you know Elon is going to crash and burn it, and you're a smart guy, and you said, you know what, let me get out of Dodge and go do my governor of Ohio thing. So look, here's here. I know. I knew that the right step for me in the long run is elected office and to pursue the vision that we're talking about here to actually translate that to action in my own terms. That's what I've been called to do.

It was clear that I could not do that and serve on Doge at the same time. Even for logistical reasons, it came to be in the government rather than an outside body. I was proud to be able to spend the first couple of months offering my contributions and setting it in the right direction. With its focus now, with its digital technology focus, no better person to do that than Elon in the way that he's going to lead it. And I am hopeful that there's going to be a lot of streamlining of government bureaucracy that comes out of that.

And I'm pursuing my next steps at the state level. Are they going to endorse you? Is Elon going to endorse you? We're all on very good terms. And so I wouldn't want to speak for anybody else. I will say that they are very supportive of the decision that I made to pursue as my next step. But the irony is that Elon is the perfect example to prove Vivex point. Elon, not from here.

Yeah. Yeah. Just remember that before you cancel the H-1B visas, your boy, Elon is here on an H-1BVs. What do you think about Elon with the hell Hitler, bro? I don't think he, I mean, this is a perfect example. This is a perfect example of like the ridiculous. that you just have to acknowledge. So what we do forever in politics,

both sides do this is like, they'll do something bad, whether it's on purpose or a mistake. And then they'll just gaslight the opposition. He hit it twice. Yeah, it looked fucking insane. So what you should do is get on Twitter and be like, yo, that look fucking insane.

I just saw the video, not what I meant at all. That looked crazy. What you don't do is go, oh, you guys are being absurd, you guys are being crazy, you stop playing around. Because that's what Democrats did

for four years and that drove Republicans crazy. Anytime Republicans asked a question about something, they're like, wow, what's up with the hormones and the kids? They're like, oh, that's not a big deal. Stop making a big deal. Don't tell me I'm not seeing what I'm seeing. Exactly. And all you have to do is acknowledge, right? What's wrong? Now, here's the problem

of politics. The second you acknowledge what's wrong, the opposition uses it against you to get you to fuck out of here, right? So like, Newsom can't go, yeah, we might have made some mistakes that you know, it wasn't our intention for these decisions that we made to affect the fires negatively, but we made some decisions that affected the fires negatively, and we wish

we could have made a different choice that would have potentially limited what happened with these fires. He can't say that because then Republicans are going to beat him over the head and get him the fuck out of here. So you lie. But it's obvious. But it's obvious. That to us is obvious. We see it. We see the legislation. We see the, you know, the budget cuts in the final part. We see these things. Like, it happened. Yeah, but you also see Trump never take accountability for anything he does and now he's the president. So you're not incentivized to... Yo, I keep telling y'all, Trump is not the president

because of anything other than great promotion and marketing. How much we want to bet? Part of the great marketing is never admitting to doing anything ever. Here's how you will be able to tell if Elon thought it was inappropriate or not. Does he do it next time he's on stage?

If he doesn't do it the next time he's on stage, He's acknowledging that it made people feel uncomfortable. It was a little weird. And it's probably not something that he should do and it distracts from the issues what they're trying to get, what they're trying to get accomplished. If he continues to do it, then he really doesn't believe it's an issue. But my suspicion is he will not continue to do it

because he saw how it made people feel. I don't think Elon gives a fuck about how people feel. Oh, I think he can't. Nah. That's the thing. Like, even when I saw the ADL and the statement that they put out, Because they defended him. It was so weak.

It was like, Boo. Yeah, what do you mean? It was so weak. I was very disappointed. Wait, do you all think he's really a Nazi and waited for that day to let everybody know, yo, Nazi's not. No, but pull up.

Oh, stop. But pull up the ADL statement. No, it ain't about this. You can do something stupid and wrong and also not be a Nazi. How long have you known, Mishol? Twelve years. What one thing I love? Consistency.

You cannot be the ADL and then all. All of a sudden, a guy throws up two hell Hitler's, and you say, let's give him some grace? The ADL don't ever give nobody. It was also the tweet. That tweet was, there's not a lot. Well, that's when the ADL started. The ADL, it's not a lot of stuff that offends me.

What was the tweet? What was the tweet? He tried to make a pun on different SS. I wrote it down. When the ADL came back and said, they talked. Yeah, they got them for that. What do he, what do he say? What do he say?

Don't say Hess, a play on Hess to Nazi accusations. Some people. will gobbles down anything. Stop goring your enemies. His pronouns would have been Hey, Himmler. Bet you didn't see not... Bet you didn't not see that coming.

And that's what they ate the ADL... Troll. The headline... Fuck you. But see, the ADL took issue with the Nazi puns, but they defended them for the two hell Hitler's.

But I think that they only took offense to the Nazi puns because of the backlash they got because they didn't come out strong enough against the hell Hitler. Yeah, I'm just saying. I just like... You don't even...

You don't even have to go up and apologize. You can just validate how it made some people feel. You don't have to say I'm a bad person. You don't have to say that I believe these things that people are saying about me. You just have to be like, yo, I watched it. That should look crazy. It was not what I, how it made people feel was not what my intention was at all. I probably got to find a different salute next time I'm on stage. If you just said that. We said what Elon should say weeks ago. What was it? I'm retarded. That also works. That's it. That also works. I'm just saying, If someone tells you who they are, believe...

I don't. And then he told... That tweet is wild. And then he had to... Know the tweet is wild. And then he told German is to move past the guilt. Like, you can't tell the people who say never forget to move past the guilt, bro. I mean, I think you can...

I think you Germans now, the ones that had nothing to do with it, and they're 25 years old, can move past the guilt. I don't think you have to feel guilty for the sins of your grandfather. Like, you don't feel guilty for the sins of your grandfather. You don't feel guilty for the sins of your grandfather. of yours, you don't feel guilty of the sense of yours, I don't feel guilty for the sense of mine. So I think there is something to it. Is it the right time for him to tweet that out? No.

But I think there is, I think there's a little space between, yes, this is Elon coming out as a Nazi and yes, this is a guy who fucked up. Like, I think we, and if we allow that grace for both parties, I think we'll have way better communication. But the ADL can't allow this grace. The ADL said this is a delicate moment. It's a new day and yet so many are on edge. Our politics are in flame and social media only adds to the anxiety.

It seems that Elon Musk made an awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm, not a Nazi salute, but again, we appreciate that people are on edge. In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace, perhaps even the benefit of the doubt and take a breath. This is a new beginning. Let's hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.

Bro, Kyrie Irvin just posted a book. Yeah, it was disappointed. Carri Irvin posted a book. But what was the book? It was a book of Amazon. It was a movie. It was a link to a movie. It was a link to a movie.

Yeah, I think that's a little, listen, I think it's a little different. If Elon is posting, what is Hitler's book again? If he's posting Mankham. I think there's going to be some criticism of it. If Kairi's posting a book that... A movie. Sorry, a movie that reinforces some of these anti-Semitic tropes, I think there can be some pushback on it.

But can I not watch a movie? No, you can watch whatever you want to watch. By the way, he didn't put no context to it. That's my point. I want to know what the context is. Like, they didn't even put context. They jumped on Kari without knowing anything. So then put context.

And that's my point. Yeah. But Kyrie didn't put no context. They didn't, all I'm saying is they didn't use Karin's great. They established a precedent. Yes. I wouldn't make, I wouldn't compare these too. Well, forget Kyrie.

This is what I would say. If you took, and look, I've seen all the stuff with the other politicians giving similar. I hate that. That's stupid too. But anyway, let's just say you take the, you know, his motion, whatever it was and isolated. Yes. I can see what you're saying. It was too many fingers.

But when you. you add the speech in Germany on one side of that. When you add that tweet on the other side of it, I have a very hard time. Can I just be honest? And also before that, they said he was letting so much anti-Semitic rhetoric go up on Twitter. Too many fingers.

You're German. I mean, as a German person, you can go like this? You can go like this and go. Don't do it. Oh. You can go like this and you go. That's cool. This.

You can even go like that. Full fingers. The second you get more than like, three fingers involved, that's where it gets crazy. Every guy said it a ditty freak. Every guy in a ditty freaky call saying. We're not materna. Don't ask these things.

All I'm saying is I've seen the ADL call people anti-Semitic for way less. Yes. I've seen the ADL label people antisemitic for way less. Sure. But you know what the reality of the situation is? What? Can't nobody do nothing to Elon.

Yep. You can't do nothing in the world. Bro, that's what happened. You can't take nothing from them. That's what happens. People ain't giving up their Tesla's. Jordan did the Hillman. Hitler mustache. Nobody says shit. He did it in a Haynes commercial.

What? Yeah. He did the Hitler mustache and the Haynes commercial. Did he say Hail Haines? No, but he was like, these whites are the greatest whites. All right. There we got on the other. I just have one theory. I think he was sitting next Zuckerberg sitting next to what's the Bezos and all that. He's like, yo, I bet you a 100 male I can get on stage and throw a salute up and get away with it. So two Jews wanted to see him do No, I think they're like, yo, you are... Maybe he was sitting next to them and he got annoyed. He's like, I have...

What I have to? But I think it's just big money... Where did you get this from? No, no, no, it's just a period. It's brilliant idiots. I know, but why? Like, what? That was that... They were sitting next to each other. And you have billions of dollars. The world is just fun. Like, he can get away with anything he wants to do right now.

And he's like, yo, I bet you I'll do that. And they're like, for a crazy amount of money is like, no, you won't. And then he hit it twice. All right. All I'm saying is, We're misinterpreted constantly. People take the things that we say and do out of context and use them for their own rhetoric that supports whatever they already feel constantly.

So I am empathetic to somebody being misunderstood, even if they do something that on paper looks fucking awful or on video looks like. Then why send the tweet? Yeah. Yeah, I can't. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. But you know why.

Because now he's in the position of we don't have to double down to cancel culture, blah, blah, blah. He's missing the nuance of it. you're not taking a knee and bending over for cancel culture that's not what it's about you saw the video you put too many fingers up you could do the same thing with one finger

and now it's like Kobe or some shit let's not do let's not do right now what we're accusing other people are doing we saw what we saw now what was their intention behind it what was the reason for it I don't know that's what I'm saying it was a hell hitler

yeah yeah no no there's no question it was the exact same gesture Yeah. The question is, what is the intent behind it? I don't think that matters, though. Well, it doesn't matter to the people that just want to believe whatever they want to believe. Yeah, because I can't think of any scenario where somebody who's not the richest man in the world can do a hell Hitler anywhere in America and still just thrive for the next day. Because if it's, do it right now. You know what I mean?

You know, we just know, like, I don't know. It was whack. That shit was whack, but. Guess what? There's nothing you can do to Elon. Nothing. Nothing. That's why the ADL has to be consistent because that's speaking truth to power is where you are useful. The ADL should have jumped out the window, put down a hard statement because they know they can't do nothing to them except for give a hard statement. You know what I mean? That's it. All right. We got any more bills there?

Yeah. Shout out to the Kansas City Chiefs and the Philadelphia. for you. Man, salute to Gilly the King, man. Yo, shout out Gilly, man. Bro, first of all, I love Gilly and Walo. Like, those are two good brothers who deserve everything that they are currently, you know, receiving in the world. But when we talk about

the culture of a city, we talk about people who mean something to their city, Gilly the King literally has everybody doing his Philadelphia Eagles dance. Blow the whistle. Blow the whistle. I was looking on Apple's music charts. Blow the whistle was the

number one song in Philadelphia. And you got people from all races. I'm watching Asian people and white people and all of these different people doing Gillies dance. I'm not going to do it because I'm not an Eagles fan. You know what I mean? But he loves the Eagles so much. Him and the little midget that be in the Philadelphia

uniform. I'm not the uniform. The costume. And then the white dude that comes across the street with the broom. So you're watching all of these videos and people doing Gilly dance and people got the broom And the video that, it wasn't a video, it was a picture that really touched me, man.

And it's funny because I was watching it. And as I was watching the picture, while he'll call me. But I'm watching the picture, the guy that has the broom goes, man, this was the best day of my life. Because I guess Gilly took him to a game. And he was like, yo, this was the best day of my life.

Thank you, Gilly for putting some life into this old man. Yo. Bro. Gilly going to heaven, bro. No, perfect example right here of investing in your city. I think a lot of times people, one, don't come from like the big Marquisity. What they do is they either adapt to the big city that they move to and they forget about kind of where they're from.

That's real. The people who constantly reinvest in their base gets so much love from those people that are used to famous people leaving. There's so much appreciation. And one, you never lose your authenticity. He could go be a superstar as he is. People listen to him around the country. But we know that he's being authentic because he continues.

you support this city. It is not one, that is not like a New York or L.A. Or even in Atlanta. Like, it's really awesome. Shostis just hit one out the park. That's why I represent Montauna's South Carolina the way that I do.

Constantly. 8, 4, 3, the way that I do. But the thing about Gilly, the reason Gilly and Wallow are able to do this because it's a rap thing. And let me explain. You've had superstars that have come out of Philly, and they say they're from Philly,

but rappers rep their city different. Like, no, no, I'm not knocking none of these guys, because I love all it. Will Smith, the roots, well, not the roots. not the Ruth, Will Smith, Kevin Hart, who? Kevin.

Yes. They say they from Philly, but it's not the same as when Meek Mill says they from Philly. Oh, Gilly, says they from Philly. He says they from Philly. Rappers give places identity. Like, Jay Z made Empire State of Bond.

Like, it's something about, I made, when he said, I made the Yankee hat more famous than the Yankees can. That's true. It's a truth to that. And to be honest, like, even Jay bringing the nets to Brooklyn.

He didn't bring the nets to Queens. He didn't bring the nets to Queens. Brooklyn. So it's almost like, it was Jay reps New York, but it's like his borough. That's right. Yeah, it's really cool. I love to see people do that. So being that Gillie's a former rapper, but now he's the entrepreneur podcaster, he still reps Philly.

He's putting on those fights. He's in Philly. You see him in the streets and Philly all the time. You see him in the streets of Philly, him and Wallow? That's right. That's right. It's still on the outspers of Philly. Anyway, I just think it's really cool when people do that.

It's easy to be seduced by the big lights of L.A., and I guarantee both of them have had a million meetings. and people saying move to Los Angeles or even say move to New York or whatever it is, the fact that they continue to reinvest in their community and it's not just putting on an Eagles outfit. Man. When they put on that boxing match, it's in Philly.

You could do it somewhere else. When you go to a million dollars worth a game, unless they're traveling, but when you go to do a million dollars worth of game, you're going to their studio in Philly. I've been to the house. Like, yeah, man. Let this be a lesson for young people

that are getting into entertainment. Do not run away from your home. At all. You will have so much love an appreciation if you continue to invest in your home. And it will really build your identity. It's awesome.

The important question. What? Do we have a shot in the game? Yes. I mean, I know we have a shot. You got to beat the refs. You got to beat the chiefs and the refs. The Eagles are, if you ask me,

the Eagles are a better team this year than the Kansas City Chiefs. It don't matter. Kansas Chiefs just got levels, they just got different levels and they can rise whenever they need. I want the Eagle going. I think America wants the Eagles to win.

Like, how can you not root for the Eagles? But the Kansas Sea Chiefs just have this guy named Patrick Mahomes on the team that is, that might go down as the greatest quarterback in the history of the game. Got a long way to go. There's a long way to go. Don't get me wrong. But what he can do out there is, like. I'm going to be honest with you.

I don't want to Chief one because I have stick with Taylor Swift. I don't want to see goddamn Taylor Swift. I can't stand that shit. I hate it. I hate when Travis Kelsey is up there giving his speech and then they cut the tailor. They're not even married. Married, getting married,

and then I'll start respecting it. They're not married, yo. Yeah, that's a great point, man. Why are, like, if- No cutaways unless it's a white. Unless it's a white. Yeah, I don't want to see cutaways. Yo, they might just be friends.

You know what I'm saying? They might just be friends. Come on, man. Nah. That's what we don't even, man. Speaking of marriage. Oh, it's coming. They better.

No, we are looking at rings. Good. Good. I want to be looking at one on your hands. Who's looking at rings? He already gave me one. This happens to stuff. Why are you mad?

Show me, can you be happy that I'm in love? Like, why? Why? You know why Shawme is upset? Because he can't joke with me no more. Now he has a joke on every other girl. Nah, that is true. He has to joke on every other girl.

It is true. You can't make a joke. I make fun of a pregnant woman, man. Who can't? You? What you mean? No, not even before I got pregnant. He got to keep saying you're not pregnant.

But no, even before I got pregnant, he was like, damn, like he... She had a man. Yeah, now. You know what I'm saying? The only bad part about Taylor being pregnant and having a man is she's giving hope. So all... Why is that bad? Because they don't need to have no hope.

A lot of them need to check. See, Taylor, no, let's talk about this before we go to ads, right? Matter of fact, no, let's talk about it now. Talk about the timeline. Because, see, I'm a consistent person, right? Last year, was it last year? Maybe it was the end of last year. I don't remember when it was.

I just remember we would ask Taylor, Taylor, what's going on in your life, whatever? I'm not having sex right now. I'm on a spiritual journey. Yes. Did you not say this? Yeah. And she was serious about it.

She wasn't having sex. She was on a spiritual journey, blah, blah, this and that. Cool. What does that tell me? Taylor was doing the work on herself. Taylor was doing some internal work, some spiritual work, she was becoming the woman she wanted to be to possibly attract the mate that she wanted.

And even if you weren't doing it for that, you were on a spiritual journey and the universe said, you know what? I like what you're doing. Wala. He was intentional too. He wants to be married and everything else too.

So he was on a spiritual journey. Yeah. So you was on a spiritual journey? Did y'all know what you're on spiritual journeys together? When we talked about it, yeah. Wow. When we first went. They were doing the internal work.

That's right. So the moral of the story is people got to go do the work on their selves. Yeah, they do. Be the person you. Be the best version of yourself and then the best version of other people will show up for you. I think also women have a heart. Well, I shouldn't say women. I just know a lot of people that don't know how to be by themselves and really, like you said, do the work.

And you did that. Yeah. Yeah, it's not, it's not scared to be alone. Yeah. So, yeah, you know what? You just gave me hope. You gave me hope that, uh, Sims. and Lauren, they'll remain single.

That's why they're going to find somebody. Nila will. Nila will because Nila does actually work on herself and she'll find the right person. Yo, my nanny before we did this system, buddy. My nanny walked in. I think I got big points with my nanny today. She walked in, I was like, how's everything going?

She's like, God is good. And I just go, all the time. And she goes, what did you just say? I go, yeah, all the time. She goes, I like that. I like that a lot. Is she black? Say what?

She's from Trinidad. Okay. She's Indian, though. Okay. Is she? Oh, my God. Legal? I knew.

Nice. Is she legal? No, no, no. That was when she was getting deported. Yeah, yeah. She was getting taken out handcuffs, and I was like, yo. Stop. Yeah.

He's like, God is good. I said all the time. See you later. You go home to them and be like, I see. She's like, hey, Mr. Schultz see you tomorrow. He's legal. He's legal. He's legal.

Back to the show. We want to have more ass right, Dylan. Yeah, one more. Two more. God damn. If you don't say the line, if you don't say the line, yeah, but if you don't say the line is soft. What's the line? You got the Super Bowl because of the song.

If you don't do the song and say the line, what's the point? Which line are you talking about? The pedophile one. No, I wouldn't. I'm not going to lie. I wouldn't do it not because, and I said this way before any lawsuits, though. I wouldn't do it because I wouldn't, that's not my moment. Like, I, I hate people who think Kendrick Lamar is only at the Super Bowl because they're not like a. He is there. He's not, though. You guys had an amazing, amazing career. If he didn't have not like us,

Kendrick could still do the Super Bowl. This is the second time. Not this year, but he's good, but not this year. Well, okay, to that point, right? It was the biggest song this year that's not deserved. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely deserved it. The right person to have. Absolutely. But because. because of the hit song. It's like... But then he put out a fantastic album. Like, Kendrick could not do not like us

and still have an amazing... I mean, an incredible, beyond incredible set. Right. I don't need to hear not like... I don't need any disc this record at the Super Bowl. And I'm about to say how many people really even know

these records that... That'd be stupid. Everybody knows about the Drake Kendrick disc because it was the two biggest rappers, two of the biggest artists in the world going out of the country. Yeah, which is what you want to see. I wouldn't give Drake that moment.

I just wouldn't. Why do you think that's his moment, though? I wouldn't mention my op on the biggest, on the biggest stage. You don't that say his name? I would do the hook. I literally would do, I had a marching band in New Orleans, then, then, then, and I like that. They didn't have a crowd thing,

and then go on to another record. Yeah. Explosion, boom. I could see him doing that. That's what I would do. I can see the crowd thinking. I'm not mentioning Parker at the Super Bowl. That shit is soft.

I don't want to mention it. Why didn't that soft? That's soft. Y'all are moving a golf punch. The crowd say it instead of even him saying? That's fire. Yeah. But you have to play the song.

Yeah. And you have to create that scenario where it's played. You can get sneaky about you not saying it, but the crowd says it, but you have to do that moment. I don't want it. I don't want to see Kendrick doing. He's been doing shot it. I heard you like them young. This is your moment.

Like the Super Bowl is like the. He got, he got it. Because rappers don't do it. It's so hard if you don't do it. If you don't do it, if you don't do it, you're just like the artsy little nerd that people think. I don't think you are. I don't think. If you want to be number one, hey, he's already number one.

Michael Jackson plays his hits when he does it. Everybody who does it plays their hits. They don't not play the biggest song they've ever had in their career. And this is by far the biggest song he's ever had in his career. So nobody goes to the Super Bowl and doesn't play their biggest song. And if you don't, you're scared. Or you're bowing to corporate interests. And if you're bowing to corporate interest, then now you can no longer be like,

I'm the indie guy that's always slept on and nobody thinks. on and nobody thinks about... Well, he's not indie. I think that there is some branding and marketing around it that he's definitely leaned into. So now that you have the opportunity for the corporations to tell you what to do, and you go, yes, of course,

whatever you want, Pepsi, I'll make sure that I do that. Now you can't, now you can't criticize Drake for doing the same thing. If Drake is the bubble gum candy corporate rapper and the second you get, everybody loves to criticize people for opportunities they don't have. Now that you have the opportunity

to prove you to indie, real guy and you don't do it. We never saw, listen, we never saw back to back on a big stage. Yeah. We never saw Drake go anywhere and perform back to back on a big stage. That's not, that's not. Well, he did one in the OVOS. Never.

He did the OVO Fest and he did it. No, he had plenty. He could have performed it at the NBA All-Star game. He didn't do it. He gave a little shot. He said he was going to retire. Listen, if he gave a little shot, DeMeek, when he was talking to Cab and he was just like, yeah, Phillies had a rough month or rough year and some shit like that.

But he didn't perform. I just don't think you should do a dish record on a big stage. If it's Pepsi show, that's fine, and Pepsi want to tell you what songs you're allowed to perform. That's totally fun. You don't got to listen. You don't have to listen. You don't have to listen. I don't think he should do it.

And I'm consistent before the lawsuit. I said he should do the horns and the hook. I just wouldn't be up there mentioning all the other people during my time like that. He didn't say the whole song. He's going to play the hook though. Especially in the air. Now, mind you, especially, and it ain't really most so about late. It's everybody else that he mentions in the record.

You imagine I went to Abu Dhabi and I didn't make fun of them at all. People have been, oh, you scared. Oh, no, it's not the same, but I'm saying, they'd be, oh, Schultz, you're scared. You go to every other country. But when you go to that one where you could get arrested, now you pussy, you don't make fun of them. If they said that, I'd be like, man, you're right. You got a good criticism. I took the bag going over there, but then I didn't keep it consistent of what I do, 100%.

So you either scared or you let Pepsi tell you what songs you can or can't play. But either way, it's not authentic. That's the biggest song you've ever had on the biggest year you've ever had, and it's a slapper. He plays that shit, the whole place is going to go fucking crazy. Yeah, but he got about five, six other records that he can play that's going to make me. I'm a Kendrick fan, so there's other records he can play that. There's no question. He's a prolific artist.

I'm not saying he's not a prolific artist with music that's phenomenal. I'm not saying that that isn't the case. What I'm saying is that is by far the biggest song of his career, and this is his year, and he's doing it at the Super Bowl. If he doesn't do it, he either is scared or doing what Pepsi tells him in the NFL Let's just say this. He's going to do it. And that's okay.

A lot of people get in those situations where they do that. They're not willing to fight for their art. That's fine. There's nobody scarier, terrified, frightened than Arbery Graham. I've been saying, Arbery filed this lawsuit because he's scared to death Kendrick might perform this than the Super Bowl. Even more reason to perform it.

I think he did this for two reasons. I think Arborne filed that lawsuit because he wants to make the Grammys feel like, man, we can't reward this record. man, this record got, you know, he's calling him a pedophile and he's getting sued over this record. We can't give him this record, even though Grammys, you can't avoid it. If they don't give Kendrick the fucking Grammy. He got to get with it. It's rap song that it is. It's not even close. It's not even close. Okay, let's just, I'm

honestly trying to speak objectively here. It's the song of the year. The Grammys would do themselves of disservice to not reward the person who put out the song. Not like us one of the biggest songs ever. That's my point. I'm not even joking. That's why I got to play it. That's why you got to play it. You realize you've ever been taking shots at Drake, too. All's in the hook.

No. It's the biggest song. All than the hook. You got to do it. You got to do it. You could do it. You could say this. You go, say Drake and then don't say anything.

And the audience goes, I think you like him. It is it. Now, it would be like what I would look at it is this. I would look at you had crazy corporate interest telling you you can't do it. And you said, I'm going to play my song. But I won't say that word. that the entire audience is going to say. That ain't the part I would hit anyway, though.

The part I would hit was trying to crack a chord and it's probably a minor. Yeah. But it gotta be something. And it, because if you don't do it, he's been taking shots already during his little teasers. Oh, what's the shot? Kendrick.

What shots did he took? The first one when he was like, there's only one winner. I think Kendrick moved on from Drake. He probably did. Like a long time ago. Drake is the one who hasn't been on. But he still performed.

He knows he got a podcast song. That's the biggest song. Yeah. So even if he moved on, we didn't. Your biggest song is tied to him. GNX got records on there that I love. And this and not like us is absolutely his biggest song ever. That's what I'm saying.

Not like us is one of the biggest records ever. But I'd much rather see Squabble Love with the Super Bowl. He's going to play that too. Yeah. You got to do Squabble Up and Stubor. Play the broccoli song, but also you got to do the one. Him and Sizz are going to do Luther. You know, I don't know, man, I probably wouldn't do Luther.

Yeah, he's kind of slow, right? Yeah, he could make it. Listen. You all freaking they could jazz it up. The debate is. whether he has amazing songs throughout his career. The debate is not whether he deserves it or not. He absolutely deserves it.

So all these things are true. But if you don't play the biggest record you ever had, it's corporate interests. Oh, thanks. Influencing you. And that's, I, yeah. Which is fine. We all get influenced by corporations.

You know why? Because there's records that I know he's going to perform that would piss off that crowd way more than not like us. We're going to be a right when he's saying, And we hate Popo. Like, that's that right there. I know they don't want him to perform that. And he did that at the last Super Bowl with Dr. Dre.

If I'm not mistaken, they bleeped out Popo. Yeah. When he says, I hate Poopo, they bleeped it out. That record right there is more risky to do than not. They don't care about him just an old rapper, bro. How important is your art to you, man? That's all. You don't let Pepsi decide what you can or can't do.

You work your whole life to create a career where you can write songs about whatever you want, the things are important to you, and then Pepsi goes, yeah, yeah, but cut that shit out? I don't think Pepsi told him that. I don't think so either. I don't think so either. I think he's going to play the song. I can't fathom that you would not play it.

But if he does it, it's not because the corporate told him not to. Yes, it is. I don't believe that. Yes, it is. And it's okay to want corporate connections. I wouldn't do it. You might not, but I'm saying it's okay to want corporate connections. It's okay to want these relationships.

It's okay to want to build your career in that way. Drake did a great job of doing it, but now you can no longer criticize Drake for being a corporate rapper the second you get a big corporate opportunity and the corporation tells you what you can't or can't do and then you acquiesce. That's all I'm saying. Now Kendrick might do the song four times.

And if he did? That would be five. I don't think so. Oh my God. Not to me. I really don't. The pop-out concert, he did it like 10 times that show was.

Don't every single song. If he did it, just that song. If he only did that song, the place is going to go crazy. I like the fact that rappers are getting the opportunity to perform at Super Bowl halftime shows. And I like the fact that I can take these

rappers' performances and compare them to all-time great Super Bowl halftime shows. Now, one of Dr. Dre's biggest record that we all love is Dre Day. He ain't do that at the Super Bowl. Why would he? The disc record, and that shit is fire.

Bow, wow, wow, yippe, y'o, yip-e-e-eat, death row. That's one of Dre's biggest records. But it's not bigger than the other songs. But, I mean... Drey-A? Yes, it is. Dray Day is up there, bro.

It's not bigger than the other songs he played. But it's up there, though. Like, Drey is a classic Dr. Dre record. When you think of Dre, you know what you want. You want the Chronic, bro. Let's run the Chronic. That's the Chronic. That's the chronic.

The biggest hits on the Chronic. Drey Day was one of the biggest hits on it. That was the first single off the Chronic. Let me bring out the crime. Yes, it was Dreedy. The singles off the Chrone was Dreadee. Drey Day, nothing but it, no, Dready was first. Drey Day, nothing but a G thing.

Let me ride. What was the other singles? The Chronic, Dre-Day is the first song that, let me ride. The day, word I can't say, took over. You read the track list. Yeah, nothing but a G thing. Crazy. You got to play that shit.

It's not even a question. You have to do. Bidges ain't shit. You should probably play that one. That would have ripped. That would have went crazy at the Super Bowl. Crazy. Rat, tat.

Tats. Dray Day was a big record. All I'm simply saying is, if Kendrick doesn't perform the record, I don't think it's because of corporate injuries. I just think that, like, why? ruin this massive moment with that. That's just much. Why do you think it ruins it?

I don't know. It just feel like it's like you're sharing your moment. See, a lot of times, right? Like, would you diss a fellow comedian on your Netflix special? Never. That's exactly. That's all I'm saying.

Like even if somebody, even if you had beef with a comedian in that moment, while you're doing your special, you're not going to go out there and address It depends. If the beef that I had with that comedian was the biggest beef in the history of comedy, I probably would have a joke about it and then I would do it in my Netflix special. That's the problem. That's different. I'm just saying, that is the difference.

We're talking about the biggest beef in the history of rap. That's a good example telling you. It's just different. Like, Chris couldn't avoid that. But that's what I'm saying. It's unavoidable. It's unavoidable. It's unavoidable.

It's unavoidable. Now I'm going to tell you why it's different. Can I just validate what you're saying? I get Charlemagne's place where it's like a disc song features another rapper without them being on it. But they are tied to it no matter what. It just so happens that that diss song is his most popular song he's ever read. It doesn't mean it's his best.

It doesn't mean that he hasn't created like tons of other amazing work. There's no question. But that is his most popular song. Yeah. And choosing to not play your most popular, most recognized song in the year that came out at the biggest event that you'll ever, that you have performed at so far in your career, there has to be some other thing going on here. And if there was a beat that I had with comedian, it was the biggest beat in the history of comedy, and I had a fire bit about it,

you better damn believe I'm putting that shit out. And I'm doing on the biggest stage possible, and I'm letting a rip. Yeah, I guess the difference between Chris Rock and Will is that we hadn't heard from Chris after the slap. That was the first time we heard from Chris, since the Will Smith slap, we've heard from Kendrick. We know exactly how Kendrick feels about Drake. We've seen him perform this song at the pop out. We've heard not like us all over the radio. I personally don't need it at the Super Bowl.

And it comes to point in time where you have to, in the 48 laws of power, it's one of the 40 laws of power. Never go past the mark you aim foreign victory. He's won already. Also, one of the 48 laws of power is destroy your enemy completely. Yeah. But is that possible to do it? with somebody like Drake?

No, but this, I mean, having the entire world. Saying that at the same time is, like you said, it's the reason why Drake is suing. It's the reason why he's being so litigious. It's like he understands the brand ramifications of that. So you wanted to kill himself, what you said? No. No.

I like, I like, I like, I like, I like, but there's only one other place to go after you, sir. Like, you can't even, he can't even betray it. Well, you still be trans a candidate, right? Yeah, you can. Okay. You got that. Yeah, you might get changed.

For the time. Yeah, what other drastic thing could you do after this? I don't know. Let's play some bills. Do some asking idiots. Let's do some asking idiots, young Taylor gang. Young bun in the oven. Just as much you know, they said that Trump canceled or

stop the, or unfrozed the loan freeze or whatever. if he was doing. Just give you a heads up. Yeah, the judge stopped it yesterday. What is that? They said the backlash. What was that? The what?

The loan freeze or the federal loan freeze that he was doing. I don't know what that is. He was doing a federal aid freeze. He just rescinded it. I can see, yeah, Trump rescinds federal funding freeze. The Office of Management and Budget has rescinded this call for a pause on federal assistance, according to the agency's memo shared by Democracy Forward,

which led a legal challenge over the effort, but the White House said that only the original memo calling for the freeze has been rescinded. Let's pay some bills. I mean, let's do ask you idiots. Ooh, STBNX.12 says, last time you had a feel good moment unrelated to work our family. Fantastic fucking question, young man. When the last time you had a feel good moment unrelated to work of family shows? When I was scrolling Instagram last night, just getting emotional at all these little videos.

It was incredible. I got in a nice little wormhole and I just, yeah, made me feel all the right feels. A lot of gratitude, a lot of appreciation. Want to call my dad. Just tell him I love them and appreciate them. Yeah, so I had this is a good positive reaction to social media. That was a good, beautiful, feel-good moment. Yeah, I have these, I have these glimmers all the time.

You know, glimmers are the opposite of triggers, right? So, you know, every now and then, and not just every now and then a lot of times throughout the day, I just feel very, very grateful. I just be like, thank you, God. It's just gratitude. They don't have nothing to do with nothing other than being alive. You don't got nothing to do with no work, you know, the wife, the kids. I mean, eventually after you, you'll have that moment.

You're like, man, God, I'm just thankful to be alive. Thank you, God, happy to be alive. And then you'll start thinking about all the things that come with life, right? But for the most part, I'm just happy to be breathing. Like, that's it. And so I have those glimmers quite often. Because, boy, it's a lot of people that woke up. that today. You know what I'm saying? So I want to live this thing out. Like when you see things like

you know, rest in peace, DJ, Unk having a heart attack and his sleep at 42, no drugs and nothing involved, you know what I'm saying? It's like, God, damn. One of these videos I watched this guy was interviewing this little kid who had a cancer. And he's like, he asked something, the kid goes, well, I'm happy that God gave me the cancer. And, um, you know, he goes, you know, he goes, he's He goes, what do you mean? You're happy. He goes, well, yeah, because that way he didn't give cancer to Emma or Jacob, which are his brother and sister. Wow. Wow. That is very powerful. But man, I need some peas to go with the fraggle maggot that you are. God, damn. I see why you touched. But give me some peas to go with that fragel maggot, man. Jesus Christ. Why can't you not help yourself?

Why don't need nothing to me? Nobody says anything. Help you mean. Okay. Okay. What else we got? Earthquake MMA. Shultzzi, would you have the America take over Canada or Mexico?

I think Bofa. I think Bofa. Canada's great. I fucking love Canada. But also, I love Mexico. I think we just, well, here's the thing. I love Canada. That's the thing.

I got a lot of love for Canada. Canadians are amazing people. And then Mexico is just like, just the best human beings on the planet. So I really think all three of us need to come together. And I think we have a beautiful North America. And it's just the United States for America. All of us come together.

And why wouldn't they both want that? It'd be amazing. I don't see the benefit of Canada are Mexico. Or maybe Mexico. I don't see the benefit of Canada being part of America. Why? I mean what's the like somebody have to give me a logical

you make a good point because it's like right now we have a relationship with Canada where like if there are people that are incredibly successful in Canada we'll just let them come over to America and continue that success in America and probably to a certain extent Mexico as well but so we don't really need to take over anything and I don't know if they have like minerals

or any of that kind of stuff we're not in like a strategically poor situation what climate change what about it you don't want Mexico you do one Canada. For climate change. There's a belief in some circles that all the southern countries and cultures are going to, those people are going to be forced to leave over the next 50 to 60 years. So I've heard it because it's too hot. It's too hot. So you're going to want all that northern

Canadian, which is going to be the equivalent of like Pennsylvania in 60 years. Now, if you have Mexico, now you have whatever the population is and everybody south of them trying to head north. You know Mexicans, Chris? Do I? Yeah. I guess. So, I've seen Mexicans in a hundred degree weather putting a roof on a house. They're not afraid of global warming. The temperature would have to be 200 degrees Fahrenheit for them to even be like, man, we should go out north. Give it a minute. No, they're not tripping. They're not tripping. They're not tripping. You know, also Mexicans love Mexico. That's the other thing. It's like, it's not like they're coming here because they're like, oh, man, I want to play baseball. There's financial opportunity here.

But they love that shit. Probably. I've never been. And Americans, we love Mexico, too. So think about how, like. I mean, I haven't been to Mexico. I've been to Kabul. Yeah, that's, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I can't. Yeah, that comes with it. Yeah, that's true. But you know what the thing? We're not going to Mexico City. Mexico City is one of the greatest cities in the history of humanity. It's absolutely, it's like top-notch food, top-notch culture, top-notch dining. It's just incredible.

It's like, go to Mexico City. If America took over Canada. Canada, what would we get from Canada? What would Canada get from us? Because I'll take free health care. Yeah, but they can't. They can barely give them their own people free health care. They got it, though. Yeah. There's a lot of oil up there. So we could get some of that oil. Lots of land, like tons and tons of land that nobody's really at. And also their vibes. Canadians are vibes. They like to get after it. Let's just leave shit the way it is, guys. That's fine. We don't need to take over any other country. Yeah, but that's so un-American.

You know what I wanted to say to Chris? You said something just now. You was talking about how hot it's going to be in 60 years. Don't you think humans are going to adapt? You don't think our bodies are going to change and evolve and adapt over time? It depends on what rate. Which moves faster? White people are going to get melanin.

White people are going to have a problem. Then what? Oh, you say we're going to get melanin. We're going to get melaninated. Nice. And then what? Then what do we get to do? Shut up, man.

Go to the sale. I'm just saying. Once we got the melanin, there's really no stopping us. Even when I lose. What's that? You'll see. Exactly. We're people of color too once we get melaninated.

Oh, please. I'm telling you, watch out. Have fun with the little words you can say for the next 20, 30 years. Why do you think white people want global warming so much so we could get melaninated so we could get that inward back? PLC would just be pigment on crackers. Listen, even when I lose, I win, even when I lose, I win says if they could pick each other's weaknesses, While being a superhero, what would it be? Ooh.

If they could pick each other's weaknesses... While being a superhero, what would it be? So what if... Wait, what? If we were superheroes and we could pick each other's weakness... Oh, like, how do I attack you? Yeah, what would it be? Kindness.

I would just be so nice to you and you wouldn't know what to do. I don't, I really do. That's your krypton. It is. No, it really is. I really don't. I'd be like, what the fuck?

He's trying to line me up? What the fuck you're being so nice? Exactly, man. No, you're absolutely right. Mine would be anal. You know what I'm saying? Don't you think it'll be fun? Like, that's the thing, right?

What? Imagine. We're not talking about you. You got to do it to me then. Yay. You want to- listen, tell me about, do you want to save the world or not? But that's not.

So if you had to go up Dano's ass to save the world, you wouldn't do it? But you get to pick how you can save the world. Why are you picking that? For the same reason they do it in prison. I'm embarrassed the fuck out of you. You come over here trying to fucking take our planet over? But that's- fuck you in the ass upon all these universe. You don't want to fuck them, though.

I thought we talked about each other. Like, what would you do? What's my weakness? By the way, yeah, nobody said I had to fuck him. I'm just saying, no, I'm just saying. Well, why is my weakness anal? You don't even know if I like it or not. You wouldn't.

That's my point. I don't know. I might. That's why I never tried it. If he gets something up his ass, maybe I like it. That's how you take him out. Maybe I enjoy that. I don't know yet.

I haven't tried it. I'm picking the weakness, though. Yeah. So I get to pick the weakness to say, this is his weakness. So you got to go in his ass to take him out. Yeah, you got to go in his ass. No, you just got to get in there and press the button. There's a button inside of that.

No, it's like the G spot, right? What's the shit in the ass? What's the shit in American pie? His prostate. Prostate. Boom. So I got to get in his ass with the prostate. Now, what was that?

Remember on end game when they was like, why didn't? Is this what it feels like when you see white people with cornrows? You're like, why did they have to take that something? No, man. Listen, is this what it feels like? Your weakness is in your anus. I got to get in your. your ass, hit your prostate, that's how I take you out.

It was like Achilles Anus. Yeah, Achilles Anus. That's the name of the podcast, this week. A Killies Anus, great. Okay, can you imagine? I imagine, like, think about your favorite superhero. Forget Shokes. Think about Batman.

Think about Captain America. I don't want to see none of them. Imagine somebody trying to get in their ass to stop them. Ant Man, shrinks. Grows. Grows. climbs up your leg, gets in your cheeks, and then turns in the bigger hand, man. And Captain America clutching the shield.

Come on, man. But think about it, and then, no, Captain America was like, that's America's ass. That's what they used to say, right? All right. America's ass. And that's how we get them. Anal. Let's do a couple more, Taylor.

Why y'all ask us questions if y'all don't want the answers to them? This is so crazy. And then when I give the answer to you all judge them. Um, oh, this is a good one. James Daffer. James Daffer says, Canello or Crawford, who you got, Schultz?

Canelo. It's at 168, I think? Canelo, it's not even close. With all due respect, it's Crawford. It's not, it's Canell. It's not even close. Yeah, I mean, I agree.

I love Terrence Crawford. Here's my hesitation with this. Last time I bet against Terrence Crawford, he made me look like a goddamn fool. You know what I'm saying? Oh, yes, Harold? Oh, my God. Because you got to think,

I've been saying this, I've been talking about the Earl's Prince Crawford fight for years. I've been telling people Earl going to beat Crawford for years. And when Crawford came to the breakfast club to promote the fight, and I told Bud, I'm like, you know, I got to go with Earl. I think Earl going to do you dirty. Yeah. He beat the shit out of Earl, salute to Earl, love Earl.

He came to the breakfast club the next week. And sat in the throne that we had in there. What I'm going to do, tell bud, you get up. Like, nope, you earned it. You did. And even if you didn't earn it, I'm not going to tell you to get the fuck up. My point is. Yep.

he didn't look the greatest at 154. I think he's probably pound for pound the best, but I think he's stretching. Come on, you've got him three weight classes. Weight classes are there for a reason. Now, there's also part of me that's like, yo, bud, make your money. I'm going to buy the fight,

I'm going to watch the fight. Get all your fucking money. And I want Canello to get his money. Like, I want these guys to make all the money in the world. But there are weight classes and boxing for a reason. If they were fighting at 147 and Canello was a smaller guy, and who knows, maybe that's a different situation. My concern is I don't know if Bud can hurt Canello at 168.

I don't think Conno can hurt Bud, though, just because Bud is a tough motherfucker. No, no, no. There's no question he's tough. But Canello has knocked out 175 pounds. Knocked him out. Clean out. I'm with you. There's weight classes for a reason in boxing, man.

And when Bud fought at 154, his last fight, he didn't look as slick as he usually looks. I don't know if he can look as slick at 168. Did he hurt the guy at 154? No. So it's like, if you're not hurting one. 154 pound guy. I don't think you're hurting a guy who has fought him. I mean, hasn't Canelo fought 175?

Yeah, Canello fought, he fought a... Bevold? No, Bevold was 168, right? Hold on. He went up to, like, light heavyweight. I think at one point he did go up to light heavy weight. Yeah, he was light heavy weight. Canello fought that light heavy weight because the guy beat him. Well, but he's to Bevold, but I thought Bevold's a 168 guy. I'll tell you right now. He

he is, yeah, he fought two fights at light heavyweight. He fought Kobolov in 2009. knocked them out. And that was at 175. And then he fought, yeah, Bivel in 2022. So he's... And that was with a super light heavyweight title. And Bivel, Bivel, he won the fight on points.

And listen, that was one of those fights that I watched. And I'm like, yo, Connello was a bad motherfucker, bro. Because he was not even supposed to be in there with somebody that big. And dude couldn't knock him out. That was a good, I guess it was a good little squabble. And then Kovalev, who was absolutely crushing people. I don't know if you guys remember that. Like, he was on a tear, and then Canello knocked him out.

Levin'front, yeah. And knocked him out. He became the fourth division world champion after that. Late in a fight. Yeah. Listen, a lot of people got knockout power for the first few rounds. Knocked him out late in the fight coming up to 175. 175, that's what I'm saying, man.

I love Bud. Bud is a beast. And I think it'll be a pretty decent squabble. I just don't think he can be Canello at 160. No, my bad, man. This is no criticism of Bud. Like, Bud is one of my favorite fighters. He's unbelievable.

truly unbelievable. What he did to Errol, I mean, was mind-boggling. And this guy's been an underdog his entire life. There's no question that he believes he can do it. But I am a boxing fan since before I could walk. There are weight divisions for a reason. But I do hear that Bud walks around at like 1-7. Great. You know what I'm saying? He walks around at like 1-7. Great. But I don't know. I got Connello. But Bud. has definitely proved me wrong before. But he's tough motherfucker. He's one of the best to ever do it. I don't know. Absolutely.

But I'm still picking Conella. Ed Fluffy's, would you ever do an action comedy movie together? Yes. Yeah, we're going to cook some stuff up. I want to do a priority of training there. But? I haven't thought of it. You passed that.

But I just want to do a priority of training day. I think that would be hilarious. All right. You know? Let's do one more, Taylor. Pick a good one, man. Let's see. Anything else?

Juan Carlos says Who'd be the first one Deported from the brilliant idiot's crew Easy call Chris Hey, come on You should be gone already And it's not because we want them gone

You got two little anchor babies think that's going to keep you You're going on, Chris You're going home. We don't want them gone We just have our suspicions Could be a Chinese spy? You know what I mean? Like, we don't know. I saw him blowing up them balloons.

You see what I'm saying? I don't know. Remember when he came here all out of breath, he blamed on Lyme disease? Yeah. He was outside blowing up those spy balloons. We're going to lose Alex soon. Al? No, I'm good.

Al? You're not lying about being Puerto Rican? I'm friends with Derek Judo. No, no, no, no. It ain't about being Puerto Rican. when he marries a girlfriend. Oh. Oh.

Yo. Oh. Neely, if she go, you got to go with her. Fax. No, don't know. If you know, no, no, no, no, no. If you a girl can support it, you got to go with her, Alex. We can do long distance.

I can face it. All right. Jesus. I love you, man. Who? Me? No, I got the little. No. And she listed it. Say it in her native tongue.

But she got it. Me a boy. What is it? It's Te yamo. Te yamo, man. All right. Listen, as always, oh no, let's just in on this one? Yeah, this is a good one.

Let's do it. Justin FM 83, who are standouts for leadership of both parties for the next election. I'm assuming he's talking about presidential election. Since we are the two greatest political bodies of a generation, this is a great question. You want in on this, Chris? Yeah, I don't know if I have an answer, but I mean, I've, the clip you sent me with AOC and John Stewart,

I like what you were saying. I don't think she's a viable presidential candidate, but I like her energy. Fantastic POD, John Stewart and AOC did together. Fantastic, fantastic. I got to go listen. Who do you think? Who are some standouts for leadership of both parties

for the next election? Because both of the Democrats definitely need new leaders. I think Vance is in a good position. Vance is in a good position unless Trump decides to do another term. Yeah, I don't know. I got to learn more about Vance. I don't know. But he's young.

I never realize how young he is. It's not going to matter who the leader of the Republican Party is because it's going to be an ideology that's been set. If they do things like I think they're going to do, like get rid of the filibuster and pass all the legislation that they want, it's going to take a generation to change that shit. So it's not even going to matter who the leader is. But now we back in the same problem that we were at with the Democrats, where it becomes an ideology and then the characters within it or the players within it can't actually present their ideas if they go against the ideology.

But that's a Republican way now. Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't want that. Like, I'm fine with Trump coming in, shaking things up, doing things differently. But then the next person has to have their own opinions and have their own beliefs. I agree with you. Yeah. But that's not happening. Not in the era.

Well, hopefully Americans vote. for that. If we have a free and fair election. Like, we y'all have really having some, y'all are really talking like we're still in the same on normal America. Um, Democrat leadership. Yeah, what do you think? Uh, okay, there's two ways to answer this question. I feel like we don't need any of the current establishment Democrats doing the same old Democrat shit. I don't think that that will connect with people at all. I think that Barack Obama was the Steph Curry

of Democratic politics, meaning that he came in and shot from the logo, changed the way everybody plays, and everybody's tried to play like him, but they're not him. And it's not- But Trey Young's not going to work. Trey Young ain't going to work. And I trade you good players, good players, but they're not Steph Curry. You know what's the-

It's got to be somebody from outside the party. It's got to be somebody that changes the point. party like Bill Clinton changed the party. Like Obama came along and changed the party. Now, do I think that they have some good guys? Yes, and I think Josh Apparel is fantastic. I like Governor Josh Apparel in Pennsylvania. I like Governor Gretchen Whitman in Michigan.

I don't know if they'll put a woman at the top of the ticket anytime soon. I don't think that's going to happen. I think a star... I think it's really my two. I think the star needs to emerge. I think they'll come from outside the party. You got to come from outside the party. I like Westmore.

He's dope. I like Wes. I like Wes is my guy. I do like Wes. I like Wes is a person. And I do like what he's doing in Maryland. But once again, somebody has to break the establishment Democrat mold. You can't do the same old shit that Democrats have been doing since 2008. I'm telling you, Barack Obama was the best and worst thing to happen to the Democratic Party. Yeah, yeah. That's an interesting point. It's a bar. It's, he is the best because he was so incredibly skilled, but he set a standard. He set a standard. And by the way, don't think Republicans aren't going to be in this same boat. When Trump, besides, he doesn't want to be doing it anymore. Well, it depends if you have the muscle.

That's the thing. What do you mean? Muscle this dick in your mouth. As always. Listen to this podcast. You think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You think we're brilliant.

You're absolutely right. But if you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too with the brilliant needy this podcast. Thank you for listening.