The Brilliant Idiots - All Fashion Matters

Episode Date: October 7, 2022

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The Brilliant Idiots podcast Yep, y'allamandigod We are the Brilliant Idiot's Podcast Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness Uh banana Oh shit! That's what I'm talking about That's what the fuck I'm talking about

Okay? Fuck a glizzy gobbler bro Banana man double fist You're not even double fisting You got one fist, two bananas, bro. That's the fuck I'm talking about. That's the new challenge. I'm hungry.

I wanted to have more than one banana. I don't want to, like, eat them back to back. Potassium, potassium. Mm-hmm. Call that Pee-P's for short. Back to back. You know what I'm saying? You fucking eat those Pee-Pee.

How do you eat two bananas at the same time? I don't eat two bananas at the same time. Why not? I don't have that kind of mouth. I am in all of your mouth right now. Thanks, bro. I am in all of your mouth. Let me see.

Seems like you're trying to make this a gateway. I will say this. I will say it only looks like you only bite in one. Oh shit. Ooh, they call me the banana man. Trabuchana man. Wild like the Taliban. Yeah.

Yeah, we got to remix it. Not rubber band man, banana man. Banana man man. Oh, fuck the Taliban. Whoa, why are you making it gay, son? We just have a potassium, we eat fruits and we can take good shit. Why are you making this gay for no reason, bro? What is the Taliban at all?

Huh? Damn. Why are you making this weird? I'd never seen somebody eat two bananas at the same time. How do people eat more than one of bananas, though? I never seen an eighth do that, bro. I've never seen that in my life. Let's do this, dude.

That's where I learned it. I don't know, bro. With one hand, you ain't even double fisting, bro. Say again? You're not even double fisting. That'd be weirder to just go like this with it. Like, it's more. That is wild.

That is wild. You know, but like, if I want to move the mic or if I want to move the mic or if I want I don't understand why you guys are making this so weird. I'm not. Why can the guy not have two bananas at the same time? I am impressed. Oh, shit. Holy shit.

Yeah, a little something my hair. Damn. Same after later. Yeah, when you're taking two bananas, you're going to get some stuff on your lips. When did you realize that you had the skill to eat two bananas at the same fucking time? I mean, I've always eaten two bananas at the same. I don't understand why you think this is so weird. I don't think it's weird.

I'm impressed. I am genuinely impressed. Wow. What I'm really impressed, but I'm like, oh, how long is those bananas? I just gag. You did. I'm sitting there wondering how long are those bananas because every time you bite into it, it don't look like it's getting shorter. Well, something about me putting my lips on something like this, it gets longer, dude.

That's usually how it works. I don't understand why you're making this so gay. Can we talk about Biden or something like that? Why do you think it's gay? What's gay? What's gay? What's gay about this, dude? I don't know how shit.

I don't think it's nothing gay, man. It's doubled a potassium. Double P. There you go. Why is it so weird? If I just had one banana, it'd be totally normal. It's not weird, bro. Somebody will be jerking off to this video later.

I'll tell you that much. One banana, you got to break it off. But why would they jerk off to hell? If that shit ends up on OnlyFans? What do you mean? That shit might end up on Only fans, bro. Not only fans fucking a porn hub. Why?

That's kind of fly. Nah, that's not a stupid. It's boring with one. That's boring with one. When you do it with two. It's because he broke it off. That's the proper way to do it. I didn't break it off.

There was nothing left. Who's to the asshole, a banana right now. Okay, what's going on with Biden? Oh, man. Joe Biden, somebody once said that Joe Biden is actually funnier than Donald Trump. Yeah. It's just that they don't let him out the house.

Who said that? The person that's currently fucking taking two bananas to the throat. This is, which one is this, Taylor? Okay, this is Joe Biden speaking. I think he's in Puerto Rico. I think he went, I don't know if he's in Puerto Rico. But he's speaking to Puerto Ricans about the hurricane. Listen to what Joe was.

Okay, go. And so I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community at home politically. And so we didn't come here for a long time, both for business and pleasure, since you're part of the Third Circuit Court of Appeals and Delaware as well. And I was chairman of the Judiciary Committee. I spent a lot of time in the northern part of the state. I probably went to Shul more than many of you did. And that's the tradition. I got raised.

I spent a lot of time. I'm practicing Catholic, but I'd go to services on Saturday and on Sunday. You all think I just could never be a positive. Shul is Jewish. That's the point. One day you're Puerto Rican. The next day you're Jewish, bro.

Yeah. Like, they did that already in New York. Go there morning show called? Worn Estee. Like, you know, how's he worn F-teen, bro? How's he won F's been a span of 48 fucking hours, man? This is ridiculous. I couldn't be a politician.

Why? Because you have to attempt to be all things to all people. Yeah, that's bullshit, huh? And it's like, Joe, you're already the president. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't got to win nothing anymore. No.

Yeah. So why just lie to people like that? Like, the Internet doesn't exist. Joe's doing this shit like cameras and the Internet don't exist, bro. Like we can't go see what he said Friday. He really don't give a fuck. I want to get to that level, don't give a fuck where you don't give a fuck about being president. Like, he's over this shit.

Like usually, you know what I mean? Like, usually you care about not losing your job or you care about the reaction. You care about being liked. He's old enough where he don't care if he's not like, you know, old people don't care. He also has the most important job in the world, arguably, and doesn't give a fuck. It almost feels like, you know, he really was a placeholder. Like they're like, okay, look, we need you to go win this election, but you're not going to have to do this for the whole four years.

But he didn't know that the whole Democratic Party was going to go to shit. Yep. And they didn't really have a bench. Yep. You know what I mean? And nobody was going to end. Yeah, they have no bench. And nobody was going to embrace, you know, the VP.

So now he's kind of like just stuck with the position. Yeah. That's what it feels like. Who do you think runs next term? They're not going to run Biden again, right? I think they have no choice. No. Who else?

Like somebody would have to really turn on in the next couple of years, bro. What is he going to run on? What is he going to say? How is he going to convince us he's going to make it? I mean, he's had some good moments the past couple of months. What do you do? Infrastructure bill. What was that?

The veterans bill. What was the infrastructure bill? Infrastructure bill was the bill for, like, all the new highways and things like that. The highway's been the same, bro. Oh, listen, he's going to be having contracts all throughout the country. People are going to be eating. You know what I mean? That's what Secretary Pete was out there pushing.

They got that done. Who's Secretary Pete? What? Pete Buttigieg, man. Pete, who told me how he ate the bananas like that. I knew it. I knew it. I was waiting.

I was like, what was he warming up for? He knew he had that in the chamber. He just wanted me to make sure to let everybody know it was Buddha judge. He was talking about. So he could let him fly. No, it's crazy because he is a health agenda. And he's like, we need more fruits and vegetables and, you know, today's youth or whatever like that. It was too much, there's not enough fiber.

I've been trying to increase my vitamin D, matter of fact. Oh, man, I can tell. Yeah. Play that one. This is great. What's this one? This is great. Let me be clear.

Oh, yes. If you're in a state where a hurricanes often strike, like Florida or the Gulf Coast or into Texas, a vital part of preparing for hurricane season is to get. vaccinated now. They don't even know what the fuck they're marketing anymore. I'm not going to lie. Like, they, like,

he's still marketing some shit from last year. Yeah. Not even realizing that that shit is done and over with. I got vaccinated because of that. Because of the fucking hurricane. I got vaccinated because of the hurricane. What if the hurricane comes and I'm not vaccinated, bro? What if the,

what if there's a flood and I'm not vaccinated? I guess. I don't, I guess, I'm just saying, for real, dude. That's a real problem. Man, bro.

Like, this shit is crazy at this point. Yo, what do you think the rest of the world thinks about American politics? They're laughing. They got to laugh, right? This got to be, like, their Dama story. Like, you know how we... Yeah.

...watch that shit, they're, like, so entertained. They got to be watching this shit so entertained. Really, the last six years. Do you think that... No, really about Obama. It started with Obama. Yeah. It started with Bush.

Yeah, Bush. When I stayed abroad in Paris, the kids... They were like, why did you guys have... asking me like, why did you guys have Bush as your president? Why is the Kardashians your first family? Yeah. I had no response.

You know how Bush was smart though? Wow, wow, wow. Well, it's hard to say because we didn't have the internet back then. He didn't really talk too much. It feels like the last three presidents talk a lot. Or it's because we got social media. Everything's recorded. That's what everything out.

Like back in the day, the only media that was out there were the media that was tied to the presidents. Yeah. So they dictated what got out, what didn't get out now. Yeah. Shit, anybody with a phone is media. Jesus Christ, man. You don't even got to have a phone.

You call yourself media if you're an idiot. What would you call yourself now? I was making an Alex media joke. I peeped it. Oh, now I throw some sauce on it, right? I get it. I like Alex name, though, Alex Media. Yeah, I should fight.

Because you're involved in all forms of media. That's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just weird, man. We're just in a really weird time. I'm watching Trump's Suce. When he's suing CNN? Swing CNN for defamation.

For what? Defamation. For fucking defamation. What they say? Well, he's saying that all they do is paint negative narratives about him. You know, and all they put out is negative, you know, propaganda about him. They said he said that they never say anything positive about him. Wow.

So, I mean, he's not going to win the case, but I can understand why you would sue for defamation. But what I would tell people is like, that's the risk you run. when you have any opinion-based platform. You know what I'm saying? If you're a news network, you should be about the news, you should be about the facts. But anytime you got an opinion-based platform, that goes for radio, podcast, TV,

if you're getting on that fucking platform and you have an opinion, a motherfucker can hit you for defamation if you say some shit that, you know, they don't agree with all the shit that they say is a lie. Even if they're... What happened to freedom of speech, though? Isn't there like some...

What does that mean? You can say whatever you want, but we always say you're not free. the consequences. But I thought free of a speech means you can't be sued for what you say. I don't know. Or you can go to jail for what you know. Probably maybe not jail, but you can get sued.

Is that right? Yes. Wow. Don't act like you didn't know this. I don't know. Really? I thought that there were protections, especially within like satire and comedy. You know how like you can open up a like a business that's satirical?

Like there was a guy who opened up like fake Starbucks or something like that. Do you remember that sketch that? was put out by a Starbucks can send him a cease and desist immediately. No, they can't because it's satire. Depends what they use.

You can't use the logo. You can't use their font. You know what I mean? You might can call it Far Bucksard Star Senses some shit like that but you can't use like the green. I'm sure they got that green shit

trademarked. I'm sure they got the font trademark. I'm sure they got that picture that's in the middle. Who's that a person? It's like a limousine. It is? Not a limousine. mermaid

yeah dumb dumb Starbucks he just and it looks exactly like it it just says dumb he's got the mermaid he got everything put it up right there

he just opened it up and it was just called dumb Starbucks and because it was satire he was able to get away with it but that's comedy central though yeah it was a sketch show yeah you can't do that in real life

no no look it's real life what do you mean he really had that he opened up yeah Nathan Fielder does the, look, it's like... It's no way, bro.

Yes. Google dumb Starbucks sued by Starbucks. They might have, but they'll lose. There's no way that that shit is going on. Yeah, you're allowed. It fits under satire. So you're allowed to make fun of it. But not for a business.

If I said, that's a whole story. Yeah, for a business. I don't think this is a real business show. No, they probably shut it down by now, but it was open. And all these people are a real customer. Open for this sketch? No, bro. The whole thing with his sketches is that they're real.

what? Starbucks did not pursue legal action, although it did note to the press that it was evaluating the possibility while reinforcing the Starbucks name is protected, is a protected trademark. Upon the episode broadcast, it was acclaimed by television critics. As I said, it just goes back to what I said. Like, you can, they can do it if they want to. Like, you run, whenever you do shit like that, you just run the risk of somebody fucking hitting you up. You can sue anybody you want, but you might lose. you probably could lose. And in this situation, you would lose.

Nah, they would win that wholeheartedly. No, because it's covered under satire. There's a lot of protections. I don't know about that show. Oh, I'm serious. Huh? I know, but you make him fun of it because, look, protections under satire.

If they say it fucks up their business, I don't know, bro. That's also true. They have a point. If it fucks up their overall brand, I don't know, they probably didn't want to fuck with it because it was funny. They probably laughed at it. You know what I'm saying?

But if it was some shit that didn't make them laugh And they were like, oh, y'all making our brain look stupid They'd have pursued legal action, bro Satire is implicitly protected by the free expression clause Of the First Amendment, nevertheless, it frequently has come under legal attack. Is it worth it? No. Now, that's Comedy Central Viacom.

Yeah. They can probably afford to take the hit. Yes, that's right. And I guarantee you their legal team said it's low risk. Yeah. I guarantee you they looked at that sketch and that legal team said it's low risk. If y'all want to take the risk, do it.

But if it was high risk where they thought Starbucks could hit them and get some money, they wouldn't have did that shit. Yeah. No way. Anyway. What else happened this week, man? Kanye being Kanye. What were your thoughts on that?

I honestly didn't really have any. Put it like this. My thoughts that I had on Kanye are the same thoughts that I always have on Kanye. And whenever I say this, people call me a hater. but the reality is I've never met a person in this business who seeks white validation the way Kanye West seeks white validation and I've been saying this forever and it's like the same like we see it all the time when whenever he's going through it with his corporations and he's going through it with his ex-wife he's so pro-black being oppressed they're oppressing

the man the man is oppressing the black man but then when things are good or he's in his circles like in Paris at the fashion show is slavery was a choice and white lives matter and it's just like at this point how you're gonna be mad for who you know he is? Yeah.

Like how could you look at these pictures and get upset? Yeah. That's what he does. This is him. Yeah. What do you think? Well, I think they do matter.

Of course they do. Having one, you know. Of course they matter. Yeah. It seems like typical Kanye. I wonder if, like, he realizes that people are starting to find this to be expected. Because the whole thing about these antics are they're unexpected. Right.

And that's what makes them catch steam and makes them shocking, et cetera. But once they become the expectation for him, then you lose the artistry in it. That's what I'm saying. Like, we, like, I expect this type of shit from Kanye. Yeah. I've told Kanye personally. Yeah. I've never seen a black man that seeks white validation like you.

Yeah. What do you say to that? I don't want to say I'll save that if he ever jump out the window. Yeah. You know what I mean? You just know it was 100% suck of shit. Really? Yes.

It was some sucker shit that he said to be. You clipped it out of the interview? No, it was never in an interview. It was in a phone conversation that we had. But what do you think, Nile? I'm just emotionally tired. Kanye. Like, I'm not even invested. It does nothing for me.

Yeah. Nothing. Like, there's nothing Kanye does anymore than I'm like, shocked by. But if his point was to say that Black Lives Matter movement was, like, not valid. Nilely, you're smarter than that. If that was the point... His point is to get a... Naila, you're smarter than that.

I know. I'm just saying, if that was the point... Naila, you're smarter than that, and I'll tell you why. Because the phrase Black Lives Matter is is totally different than the organization. If you don't like the organization, say Fuck the Black Lives Matter organization. Yeah, yeah. You can't, you can't, he got on Instagram and said the shit what he said.

I forgot the exact post, but he was like, we all know Black Lives Matter was some bullshit, a scam. I just got rid of it. You're welcome or whatever. Bro, you're talking about the organization. What they got to do with the statement. You saw White Lives Matter. What did you say immediately just now? Thank you.

They do. No, you said my life. Oh, you say, yes, they do. Having one. Oh, yeah, yeah. So any, if they're... Finally, you got it right, I think I said. Finally, my voice has been spoken for.

There's something like that. Everyone knows that Black Lives Matter was a scam. Now it's over. You're welcome. Bro, you're talking about the organization. What does that have to do with the phrase? Yeah. And yeah, there's a difference between feeling Black Lives Matter

and what the organization did with those funds. Yeah. I don't see how we can keep calling somebody a genius that doesn't understand that simple concept. Ooh. I'm just saying. You just don't understand. saying that simple concept? And poor Nyla,

poor young Nyla, they just buy into it because he says it and it sounds good. No, no, no, no. We call him a musical genius. We don't think everything he does is genius.

When it comes to the arts, though we give it to him. But when it comes to politics and stuff like this, we don't want nothing from him. But I'm talking about how easy it is to manipulate people just by tweeting out

putting on Instagram, everyone knows that Black Lives Matter was a scam, you're welcome. Stop. The act was pasteless, but that was like his flip. But it's a wax, it's not even a good,

You didn't even think that went through you. Yeah. I'm not having a good flip. Where was this energy when Black Lives Matter was thriving? You know what I mean? Like if you really felt that way about it the whole time, why'd you wait until all these documents came out and all this other stuff? Like, where, you know what I mean?

Because he wasn't at Fashion Week. Exactly. It was his fashion week. Yeah, there's a time and place for it. He's walking around with like a, actually that's kind of funny. He says White Lives Matter and then he puts a mouth guard in because he knows he's about to get knocked the fuck out. That's a.

A Balenciaga grill? No, it's a boxing mouth. mouth guard. Oh. But that's what you wear when you wear a White Lines Matter shirt, right? Oh, what's on his lip? Yeah, his lips are looking a little, little Kensington. And that herfee or like someone beat him up?

Whoa! You think that that's what you got. What did you say that was, Taylor? The monkey. That's not monkey puck. What the fuck are you talking about? That looked like the hurt. Loom in.

Oh, my God. I didn't even see that shit. Yeah, he needed a little lip. Celebrity cold sores matter, bro. Celebrity cold sores matter. It really looked like he just busted his lip. That shit looked crazy, yeah. That shit legit looks absolutely hard, right.

It could just be dry lips. You know your lips bleed when they too dry. Nah, y'all. Lick your lips, your tongue's right there. We've got no excuse for your lips to be dry ever. Man, listen, you don't know how much white-assie kissed to get lips that dry. Don't judge him. Don't judge that, man.

Oh, my God. Okay. Anya's lip looks fucking insane. Can you go zoom in real quick so it looks like a volcano? Yeah, what made you think to zoom in anyway? Don't show his face at all. It just goes so close. It looks like a Hawaiian island.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Damn, bro. Oh, my God. He said zoom in so it looks like a volcano. Dude, this is nuts, man. How do you think that happened? Was him and Candice Owens fighting over the hood?

Oh man, I don't know, bro. I really don't even care. I really don't because I just know who he is. And I just, at some point when somebody keeps showing you who they are, you got to believe them. And I promise you, this is going to be so funny. In another month or two months, he's going to be going through it with Adidas or DeGap or whoever the fuck, whoever is, Jimmy Kim.

And he's going to be screaming, oh, the black man, this, how they do the black man. Yeah. Everybody will be like, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. This shit, nobody remembers this. Exactly. So you think he uses his blackness when he's in trouble as a shield. And then when things are cooking, he rejects it.

He literally tells us slavery was a choice. We focused on race too much. He said these things. He's acting like a mixed person, but he's not mixed. You think he act by race? Maybe his geniuses he gives a little bit to you guys, a little bit to us, you know. dude you know me

I just like consistency so my thing I'm always consistent with one thing there's nobody I've ever witnessed in this business who's black who seeks white validation

the way Kanye West does wow it's unreal wow you think more than Candice um I don't necessarily think

Candice is seeking white validation I actually I believe Candice believes what she believes I do I genuinely do.

I believe Candice believes what she believes. I don't know enough about all her thoughts to say I do. You don't believe her, Alex? Because she kind of switched sides. Wouldn't she a liberal back of the day? And then she's not getting paid by. I don't know if she started to get paid. But, you know, listen, a lot of people get fed up with liberal shit.

She's a force. There's no question. Candace is a force. And you've got to come correct if you're going to say she's full of shit. That's why I say I can't say for sure. But actually, I think Kanye brings Candace value down. you know because it looks like she's just doing it for clout and it's like you're you're supposed to be about

Candace you're way smarter than this yo Candace is basically doing what she probably criticized AOC for doing Talk to me Shown up to the fashion event With your political opinion on your on your outfit I'm really curious what Candace said About I would love to

You should have Candace on flavor I'm really curious what Candace said about AOC Because I thought that was corny as well But uh oh no she's definitely coming at AOC But for that specific event Eat the rich, you know, she went to the maga galley, not maga galley. What was it? Metgallie?

Metgalli. What is the meggallel? The mechall is kind of the maga galley too, brother. Everybody there worth $100 million. We know who you're voting for. It is the med gala, right? It's called Metgala, but I call it the maga gala. Yeah.

I'm not even like, I'm saying. Which is where I'm holding my birthday in October, guys. So everybody's invited if you guys want to come. What? A maga galley? I don't know what you're saying. It's okay. I'm operating in the future, okay?

Don't worry about it. I'm Kanye, dude. I'm fucking so artistic. You're so fucking genius, bro. You're so fucking smart, dude. Look at me at this the Balenciaga show where I'm walking through diarrhea. Like, isn't that fucking artsy? Next week, everybody eating two bananas, bro.

Yeah. With one hand. That's what that right there was artsy, what I just did. Dude. That's- It was. It was. You know what I'm doing, right?

I'm trying to destigmatize monkeypox, bro. Yo. Yo, did you know that people stopped buying bananas when monkeypox became. I think I read some shit like that. No, for like, you know, Corona, during Corona, Corona Corona beer, Sarah's stop. They stop eating bananas. And curious George books.

Nobody's buying curious. Nobody's curious about George. I heard about that shit. So I need a destigmatized monkey pox. I'm eating two, three, four bananas at the same time. My jaw tired, bro. My jaw tired, bro. Why not?

Why not? Everybody's trying to have smoothies now. You know what about? What about the bananas, bro? Peeling back. And peeling back. What if Van's thing? Van probably said something way too smart about this situation.

What did Van say? Hold on. What did Van say? See, this is, don't, Van wrote all of that? Man, don't get Van worked up writing essays. See, I'm not writing no essay about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now you're getting a couple bars. We don't need a reminder of the worth of white lives. Well, that's each their own. America is a shrine to the worth of white people. This message is reactionary to a message affirming black lives, which have never been worth anything in America. in its intent, it's a white supremacist notion because it posits that we can't have a conversation

about the worth of black people that having conversation or the worth of white people, which is fucking insane. The notion that it always has to be about white people of America is incredibly frustrating, agreed, emotionally draining, absolutely,

and the whole problem facts. But here's Kanye, apparently centering that notion. I mean, that is the thing, right? I wonder if he even knows what the phrase black lives matter means what do you what does it mean to I mean I think it's a phrase that people started saying because America was consistently

and still consistently shows people that black lives don't you know what if truly matter in this country what if the what if the saying was black moms matter do you think he was supported then uh maybe I know he's I know he's not doing a whole thing about

that's a good question you know what I mean maybe 10 years ago but his wife, who's the new mom in his life, is not black, so he probably won't care. Yeah, but he had such a deep relationship with his mother. I guess what I'm trying to say is, like, maybe you would have more empathy if this phrase affected the people that you care more about in this world than anything else. You're acting like he's not black. But I don't think he cares more about black people. I think he cares more about making fucking dresses or whatever. Oh, black fashion matters?

Oh, Kanye. Kanye will fight you all. over that shit. I bet you. I bet you. Kanye be like, I'm not a black fashion. Oh,

yeah. Oh, he's definitely a all-fashioned matter. Yeah, he's off. Oh, my God. You say black fashion matters around Kanye. He will all-fashioned matter you to fucking death.

Oh, my God. You hear me? Yeah. He's all-fashioned matters. He's all-fashioned matter. Kanye's an all-fashioned matter-ass-guy, bro. I don't know, man. It's just,

it's an interesting ability to have to constantly get people in the frenzy because it really does show how much you mean to people. Me personally, I don't give it to that. I don't think he means that much anymore because the reaction to this hasn't been that big. Is it just me?

I don't think a lot of people care. I think it's just the blogs that's posting it. But everybody I've talked to about it. The people. Yeah, they're like, the blogs are doing it because they know it's going to generate traffic. Yeah, yeah. It's their job to react to the news.

This is news. I don't think the blogs is doing anything wrong, but I think the people are basically going, oh, yeah, here's another stunt. Okay, good. Another stunt. My thing is just don't do stunts at your own expense. My thing is use chapsing.

Like your own, your people's extent. Yeah. I ain't his people's. But I get what you saying. I mean. I'm with you, but that's what I mean. But when I say your own extent, that's what I mean. I mean, like just you're black at the end of the day, bro.

And you say that you have black kids. That's what you said. You said this. You said you got black kids. I mean, he does have black kids. That's what he said it too. He said he said he said he too. He said he got black kids.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's just like, what are you saying about your black kids' lives? What are you saying about your life? What are you saying about every black person in your family's life? Like, it's just a weird thing to do. Like, what are you standing on? If it said all lives matter, would this even be a conversation?

Yeah. But white is more provocative. And he's trying to provoke. And I get it. It's fashion week. Like, everybody's trying to be provocative within... We would have never known he was even doing a fashion show in Paris. No, we did because he was walking in the mud.

I didn't think nothing of it. He had on mud boots. I'm like, he was in the rain. I'm in fucking in the rain. all day wondering where the fuck is the Kanye West mud boots. I thought Ivy on the day she had the fucking mud boots. I'm like, that's smart. I want some goddamn mud boots. I didn't think, I didn't know that was a fashion show.

Why would I think that was a fashion show? Why would I think that's a fashion show? There's nothing about it seems fashionable. Like, why would I think that's a fashion show? Now I know he had a fashion show. Yeah. In Paris at that. Yeah. God bless him, man. I don't get. I really, truly don't give a fuck past a couple of jokes.

And I think it's sad because one day Kanye is going really, really, really need black people, bro. Well, I mean, that's really at the end of day up to you guys, how much you're willing to support, but you seem to be willing to forgive no matter what he does. Oh.

Black people. Oh, shit. As he wishes for a drink the sip, what y'all gonna do, black people? You hear my mic, right? It was unplugged a little. I just see all the black people looking at Andrew after he picked up

his coffee after dropping maybe a truth bomb on the floor. What's up, Nail? I mean, Isn't that true? No, this isn't applied to me. I've been checked out of Kanye. That's fair.

Get you some crocs. Call it dick. I can't do it. The crock, dude. You don't think he was making shoes for Duck Dynasty in there, fucking people? Speaking of Duck Dynasty, that's what the fuck this shit looks like. Why would I think this is a fashion show? I don't know, dude.

This is Dick Dincy. Kanye didn't have a fashion show. He reenacted Dick Dynasty. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what. He looks like a sperm inside. This guy. Come on, go on, bro.

Just marching around angry. What are the fucking you? Hey, where is this place? Where the Philopian tubes are? This shit look crazy. It smells weird. What's going on in here, you? What is going on in here?

Do you know this guy? Do you know this guy? Don't he look like that one scurring, bro. Oh my God, man. This motherfucker, every time, wrong home. Every fucking time, bro. Yeah, I came out swimming, fast as fuck. I'm all ready to find the egg and this motherfucker over here.

God damn, bro. Got me lodged in the anus. Oh, man. Isn't that crazy? This guy is so crazy. Yo, I'm lodged in this anus. bro. Oh, man.

What else? Can you imagine what it's like for them sperms, bro, dude? All jokes aside. Yeah, you see a mad corn, you're trying to dodge corn, bro. You say, yo, why's that corn in the lettuce all over the fucking sketch, bro?

That is a funny. Because you come out hot, right? You're just like, Usain Bolt, like, let's go. Oh, shit. Oh, hey, bro. He's just nothing in dirty, bitches I got here.

That's what pussy smells so bad. God, Lake. What the fuck, bro? Oh, shit. This just got a whole corn in the cob in the pussy. Why is it? Is that a roguilla? What the, what the, why there's so much corn and a roogla in the fuck?

What the fuck? God damn it, did he just? Ain't no way, bro. But you ain't, you didn't, you missed one man. What? Blood passing by, like, oh, that's you again? Yeah, that's you again. At first he excited he's like, it is a pussy.

He's like, no, no, no, no. Not period time. Oh, what else? Oh, man. Yeah, you guys are crazy, dude. Did you see it? Fucking nuts, dude. Come on, man.

Did you see the Dama? You know, Kim K on a true crime podcast? I love true crime. I just didn't like the Dama document. Why not? Because I like my true crime to have a point, meaning that a lot of the true crime I'm into, it'll show.

you things like, you don't. It'll be cases that are unsolved, so it's bringing awareness to a case that's unsolved. Or, you know, it's like when we did finding Tamika, you know, yes, they had already caught the guy and stuff, but there was so many things that came from that case, like organizations were established

because of that case. And it brought awareness to the plight of missing black women women around the country. It's just like, the Dama doctor just seemed like entertainment. Yeah. Like, and they're really... There wasn't a message. It wasn't... None. Maybe a slight message. It was about, like,

He was able to get away with this because he's gay, you know? Just gay? Oh, you didn't. Not the white part? Well, and white, but mostly gay. Like, the cops would come. He'd have like a dead body. And they'd be like, what's that?

He'd be like, oh, I was just doing gay shit. Yeah, he'd just be like, that some gay shit. And the cops are like, ugh. Yeah. I'm like, well, people were that homophobic in the night? Yes, bro. It was a shield. God damn.

Yeah. When they bought the 14-year-old back to him. That was crazy. That was nuts. That was crazy. Like, they didn't check no ID, no nothing. He just claimed the 14-year-old. And he showed him some pictures, and they were like, oh, that's gay.

What do you got pictures of guys? That's my boyfriend. Yeah. Everybody's saying to him, and they're telling the cops, like, yo, he looks like he's underage. Yup. Nah, that's my boyfriend. Can I just please bring him back upstairs? Like, this motherfucker's drugged.

Yep. Like, Jesus Christ, man. I just, I didn't see the point. Was it good? Yes. No, the documentary. Great hard story. I mean, amazing.

And the fact. that's real is just insane. And also, why don't we keep calling a documentary? It's not a documentary. No, that's right. It's a movie.

Everybody keeps saying that's a mini series. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's actually, in a weird, sick, twisted way, it's like a romance. Yeah. It's like this guy's really,

that's what, to me, they make Jeffrey Dahman look like he's looking for love. Yeah. And he's never been loved by anybody truly. They make you feel bad for him. And I,

and I ain't go that far. I didn't feel bad for him. I definitely didn't feel bad for him. Yeah. But I, I, I, the way they portray his parents

and how his mom didn't really fuck with him. Yeah, like what he went through. Dad constantly asking him where's his girlfriend? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And it's just like he just was lonely when the don't leave me. Yeah.

Like, also the fact that like most people when they kill, this is something I was thinking about. Like most people when they kill, they just leave your body there, which is like, that's two things that are wrong. Yo. That was the, that was, that was one part where he goes, yeah, I just took his bones and threw him.

Like I was a little Ron James shit I threw him around because I wanted them all around me But no but isn't that What the fuck? No but he like I don't know He put that he like

Crushed him up And he put it in the garden Like he does it He like does something with him Afterwards You know Domina needed a dog Say again

He needed a dog He needed a pet I'm gonna fucking He was lonely bro He would be He needed a pet He would have You know

He just kills Everything that's around him You think though? Yeah I just feel like I don't know Like Do you want to be killed And just left there?

Or do you want to be killed? No, but if you are killed, like don't you want to be, like the Native Americans, they use every part of the Buffalo. No, no, bro. I don't want that. That's, like, that's wild. Like, you know, that's the wildest part, right? It's one thing to kill somebody, but to be cutting them up and fucking eating them and spreading

their bones around. You've got to be a different type of level sick old to do that. I like that. I like that. I like that more than just shoot me and leave me there because that's littering. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Like, if you're already going to kill me, don't also ruin the amount.

environment, do something, you know what I mean? Do something that's like, you know, you used to fuck the dead bodies? Yeah. Jesus. Oh, I'd rather you do it with, I'm dead. Domma was wild. He really was one of those people like, he kind of got like old grandma energy. Yeah.

Because you know how your grandma don't ever want you to leave when you come over? Yeah. Yeah. That's how he is, bro. Yes. No, that's exactly what Dahmer is. Like, stay. Don't leave.

Why you're in such a rut? Like he was that type of person. Yeah, that's right. Is it possible, though, because it won't be up? What you mean? Oh, uh-oh. Never mind. God damn, Naila.

Nile is just realizing how this works. Nile, you just realizing how this works? I'm like so baffled right now. That she even said what she just said. You imagine she's waiting on a corpse to get hard. I'm like, how is that? My God. How is that possible?

I mean, he was right. Can you imagine? What if Damo was a bottom, though? Nah. I think he was clapping. I think he was clapping them cheese. Claping dead cheeks. Clapping dead cheeks.

He was. They proved he was. Oh, my God. The guy is, I've never seen, I don't know if there's a sick of story in American history. Dan Dahmer. Not in modern day. Yeah.

Not that I've seen. Not that I've seen. Yeah, that's just insane. Like, that shit is sick, bro. Like, he was different. Like, different. Yeah, it's kind of wild. And got killed in prison.

No, he didn't. Did he really? Yeah, he got killed in prison. Oh, I didn't know that. I killed him. I think that's going to be it. That's the last episode. Who killed him?

I forgot who to do. Look it up, Taylor. And you know, they're coming out with a documentary right after this? Of course. There's a documentary, because you know how in the movie it shows him talking to the police? It's literally a doc of just all his confessions. Oh. Just him talk about it.

That's why the family, I really do feel like the family should get paid. Yo, go on that. I like to talk about that. You should not be able to create a story like this. What's his name? Christopher Scarver. Yep. Christopher Scarva,

a fellow inmate at the Columbia Correction Institution in Portage, Wisconsin. Yeah, I just feel like the family members should get paid. You should reach out to the family members, man, because you're taking a lot of, like, artistic license with these stories. You're including the family members, right? Yeah. So, like, you're showcasing the family members.

have actors, you're also bringing back their trauma and you're profiting off of it. So you're telling their story. Yeah. You know what I mean? And maybe they got approval from them, but it is weird. But Netflix just loves serial killers. But then everybody got to get paid. They should, though. The police officers got to get paid.

Oh, the police officers, you definitely get paid. Yeah. You talk about Kasufa defamation. Backs. You make them look like they don't get a... Come on. And make it look like they don't give a... And I'm not saying that they did, but make them look... They really make them look terrible. All you got to say is loosely based on and then you have.

Not if you use my name. You can't say loose. I mean, I'm not saying, I don't know what the law is up, but if you say loosely based on and you're using my actual name and you got me doing wild shit that I never did,

I might come after you for defamation, bro. Yeah. Like, why not? Yeah. I don't feel like they should get paid. Who, the family means? Talk that shit, Nala. Why?

Talk that shit. Because it's not like a positive thing. It's creepy. Yeah, but why are you rewards? You're even worse. You're re-traumatizing me. You're re-traumatizing me. traumatizing me by depicting somebody in my family getting drugs, raped, eaten, killed.

Maybe the victims of the families of the people that died, she get paid, but that's about it. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, I thought you were talking about his family. Oh, Naila. Naila, what's going on today? I don't know. I'm sorry. Nailet Taylor, have y'all switchplaced?

What the fuck has happened? What is going on? Naila. Nala, what's happening? I don't know. Are you cloned? No. What this fuck is going on?

I think that might be a little tight that thing around your head. What is going on? I think you got to loosen that thing up. Goddeme. Jesus Christ. Are you with us today? I'm going to have a really lost.

I'm sorry. Go ahead. Jesus. Next topic. Next topic. Go ahead. Taylor. Okay.

What else are we got? Let's go to another thing. Why are you mad at life for telling his story? What did Life Jennings? One day, you know, we're in maximum, you know, maximum security. And they like, everybody gets the wall because I was a porter in a little thing, the little thing, the little bridge. where they, you know, put inmates and stuff like that.

So they're like, everybody gets the wall. Everybody gets the wall. So they bring the white boy in, right? So he come and it just so happened that they put him in the cell next to me. I'm out there sweeping and mopping or whatever. So anyway, you know, he was only there just for, you know, a short period of time, whatever. I don't even really remember how long. But, you know, the first, like, day and a half, two days, like, you ain't really hear nothing from the cat.

I don't see the, I really don't understand why people upset with, like, just telling his story. What did he say? He basically said that, you know, he basically said that. Jeffrey Dahmer was in the cell next to him and Jeffrey Dahmer liked the R&B or some shit like that. Oh, they were in jail together? Yeah, what he said? If Jeff really did this, I think Jeff was trolling,

but he said Jeff loved pretty brown eyes. And if you read about, I don't know if they showed this in the TV show, but if you read about Jeffrey Dahmer, he used to keep some of the eyeballs of the victims. Yeah. And he used to walk around with him in his pockets because he turned into maggots. And he was obsessed with the heart too.

Yeah, he cut out of the heart. Yeah. You know what I mean? The other song was, uh, breaking my heart by, um, Don't go breaking my home. Yeah, break it, you're breaking my heart? Who is that, mint condition? Mint condition.

Yeah. And who was pretty brown eyes? Pretty brown. It's the same song. Brown-eyed girl? Yes. It is. You were my, my brown-eye girl.

Did he say that? That's what he said. See, we remember where we used to say. Shal la, la, la, la, la. That's not it. Latita. Latita. That's not.

La la la la la la la la la la la no. By the way, why are you, you can't be mad at life for telling his story. Like, Jeffrey Dahma, everybody talking about him right now. Now that you're going to bring it up, bring it up down. Get your clicks. Shout out life Jennings, so. Yes, look the life, man. Let's pay some bills, Mike.

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And you should really, really, really get there early because, you know, we like to start with a bang. So, you know, I think they'll probably be going first. So you should really get there. It starts 11 to 4. So make sure you're there on time. And it's a great event, man. You know, it's a day of mental health healing and education this Saturday, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Marriott, Marquian, Times Square, free event. Just go to Mental Wealthexpo.com to register. And a hell of a week, this Thursday, 11.30 p.m. on Comedy Central, we back with another new episode right after the daily show. the last days of Trevor Noah on the Daily Show, as you know it. Bro, you hit me with the news early, bro.

You were TMZ Charlotte. I mean, it was crazy. Because he did it at the taping, and they taped during the day like we do. Right, right. Well, he tapes every day, but they tape on Thursdays as well. So what do you think that, do you know the real reason? What do you think the real reason?

Are there multiple reasons? I think the real reason is the ever-changing landscape of the game. And I think that after COVID, people want to really truly do what makes them happy. You know what I mean? As opposed to doing what they think

they have to do. You know what I mean? So he probably really enjoyed doing the Daily Show the first seven years, but I mean, he has a real love for stand-up. Trev comes from stand-up.

Imagine if you, and I use you as an example because, you know, you're a stand-up comedian and you love the road, but imagine you decided to say, you know what, I'm going to take this job and I'm going to do this every day. You ain't going to do that shit for a little. I can look at you and be like,

Shultz ain't going to do that forever. So if you bring Shultz in, just know this could be a year. It could be two. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might not last that long. You know what I mean? And I think Chris Rock back in the day

when they wanted Chris to host a daily show right after John Stewart, ironically, before Trevor took the job, there was rumors that Chris was going to do it. I mean, that would have been fucking amazing. He only wanted to do a year, though. That was Chris's thing. Chris was like, I only want to do a year.

Can I tell you what the real reason why I think that is? And it's, I'm not trying to count pockets, but like, I know a little bit about the game. And Trevor Noe was making unbelievable money doing the Daily Show. I think he was making $16 million a year, something like that. Was that like that, right? What? Yeah. So it's like.

Surprised, you're making that much? Well, this is an older deal when TV was more relevant and there were more viewers. It was based on that, right? And, uh, but you get in that. But now Trevor Noah, when he's doing arenas, because he can do arenas, he's making probably a million dollars a show. And he's doing something that he genuinely loves to do. Right. You don't have to be at any set schedule.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? So it's like, I think that plays a lot into it where it's like, if you want me to do a thing, and same with Chris Rock. It's like, Chris, I'll give you a year of my life where I'll sacrifice the amount of money I would be making on the road. But you can't, you can't pay him more. than he's going to make on the road. And if the job isn't interesting or fun anymore and you could make more money elsewhere,

you're willing to take the decrease in pay for how much you enjoy doing the thing. Once that joy goes away, shit, I'm going to go make the money. And that's how it should be, right? Absolutely. I pray that everybody alive has that sense of freedom at one point, at some point in life. They get to feel how it feels

to walk away from something because you genuinely want to. Because there's something else out there. that you genuinely enjoy doing more. You know what I mean? So, I mean, I think it's as simple as that. Like, I really do. I don't think it's any, I mean, I know it's not.

I know it's, I know it's as simple as that. Yeah. You know, like everybody's not a creature of habit. I'm a creature of habit. And I like structure. Yeah, exactly. But, but you also get compensated for your structure. And there isn't another thing that you might do outside that you know could

compensate you even more. That's right. That's what I love to do. Exactly. I like getting up going to radio in the morning. That's why you start me. I might enjoy doing it from my house a little bit more sometimes nowadays. But you know what I mean?

I still like doing it. You still like doing it. You still like doing it. You know what I like going somewhere to do a TV show? I enjoy. I love coming to brilliant. I love this. This is what I like to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody don't like that kind of structure. That's true. And especially like you said earlier, like Trevor came up with stand-up. So he's always had a passion for stand-up. And if he can make more money, this is what I assume it is. I assume the contract was coming up. And- Yeah, another year.

Yeah. So, like, maybe there's one more year. And I, you know, you start those negotiations. And they say something probably like, listen, not as many people are watching TV as they used to. So we can't find a way to monetize the show in the same way we used to. Oh, no, I try to kill it online though. Yeah, but online. They're screaming in his internet YouTube shit is through the room.

No, no, no. There's no question that the YouTube stuff is doing well, but they can't monetize YouTube like they can monetize TV. The ad sense that you're making on YouTube is just not even close to what you make. It's just not. And they could maybe get their own segments. He does really good on screaming tool on Prime Monplug. Sure. Yeah.

But it's not what they used to do. Oh, of course. Right? So it's like, I think they're like, listen, the show's got a downsize a bit to accommodate that. And I think he did the smart career thing, which is. He actually did downsize learning COVID, which is so interesting. But everybody did so it didn't really matter.

But like, I think the smart career decision is always to get out before the thing folds. And him choosing to get out before the show becomes a lot smaller version. Like, remember when Carson Daly had his, like, late, late night show, and then it turned into, like, a show where he would, like, go to different locations and an interview. Oh, I know. I did that show three times. It was mad as fuck because I never interviewed with Carson Daley.

Yeah, exactly. You're sitting at a bar and somebody asking you questions. Yeah. And they chop it up to make it look like he's doing it 100%. So it's like, the budget just kept shrinking. And Carson was like, I'm going to ride this ship until it's done. And God bless him for that. But I think what he's doing, what Trevor's doing is going like, let me get off this

shit before this shit sinks. And then I get all the blame for it sinking. I think it's a smart move. I don't think it's going to think. I think that it makes too much money for Comedy Central. There's no way it makes money. Oh, no, it definitely makes money. It wouldn't be on the air.

There's shows that are on the air that don't make money. Yeah, but the Daily Show still has a, the Daily Show has an audience that is habit. It's been on for 20. It's like SNL. You know what I'm saying? It's like SNL for Comedy Central. I don't think SNL will last that much longer, to be honest with you.

Well, because Lauren wants to give it up. Lawrence, it'll be, I think he wants to give it up at 50 years. So they are at what, 47? When McKino was on hell of a week? Earlier this year, he said he thinks 50 is a nice good number to hang it up at. Because once Lauren doesn't want to do it anymore, there's nobody going to have that passion for it. You know what I mean?

Lauren built it. That's his baby. 50 years, he walks away. And will NBC have a replacement for it? Probably not. Because some of that shit is just tried and true. Like, you know what the audience is. You know who's watching.

It's an institution. That's institution. And when you're an institution like that, some advertisers is just like, here, it's $15 million for the year. You know what I mean? It's the greatest comedy institution in American history. SNL? I mean, I can't think of another one.

No, I can't. I mean, no, I can't. What's that? You know, Carson, but I don't think Carson went for as long, right? No way. And it's like the impact that SNL has had. Like, I'm trying to give it up to a show that I don't really watch or I'm not that much of a fan of anymore. It's definitely SNL.

But SNL, the history of what the accomplishment is. Yeah, no, Simpsons is another one too that you got to look at. And then even like South Park in these shows, but like. You can't really compare when an S&L guest hits. It is national news. But you're talking about the guests. Think about the cast. Think about the people that have come from S&L.

No, that it's the greatest. Chevy Chase, Eddie Murphy. It's the greatest comedy institution. Bill Murray. Bill Murray. Tina Faye. It's not even close. Belushi, that's right.

Belushi, yeah. It's not even close. Yeah, no. I mean, you've got to give it up for what it was. And the accomplishment, if they want to do a few more years, they could do a few more years. I go to 50. I think the real issue is just not making money anymore.

And I think that when this, I think it's probably very expensive to make. I can't imagine how expensive a show to create that much content one day a week. The staff must be huge. The budget must be insane just to do that. Like it's a huge accomplishment every single week to do it.

And the people just aren't watching like they used to watch. Times change. Fucking shows evolve. Like late night is different than what it used to be. You see a lot of these late night shows are, Cohn is no longer doing it. Samantha B no longer doing it. The late night shows will eventually no longer exist

and then other forms of entertainment will take over. They'll exist in other forms. They do already. It's podcasts. This is how we watch late night now. And you watch it when you want to, not when the TV tells you do it.

I mean, that's what's happening with the late night shows now. If you go, you go look at Kobe, you go look at Kim O' there, YouTube numbers are through the roof. The motherfuckers wake up in the morning and they watch the good parts. They watch the good parts.

By the way, that's all you really want them to see at the end of the day. Now, they have to find a way to profit. off of that. And they haven't figured that out. We have because we're in a podcast space. We know how to do it. No, they have. Well, maybe you know more about the streaming side to me, but... These are still multi-million dollars shows.

Like, let's not get that fucked up. No, I guess what I'm trying to say is like they are, they have a deal with the cable company. The network is a deal with the cable company, so they have to provide the cable come through the certain amount of television. But not the networks, not the network shows. Not the, uh, Colbert's and the chemicals. That's basic television. The co-bears, the kids. And that's the other thing that we feel to realize. Those shows like that,

there's still more people watching basic TV than cable just for this off habit. You know what I mean? NBC will be on in somebody's house. Yeah. CBS will be on in somebody's house. ABC. That's why there's still cachet in the daytime shows, the late night show. Yo, who the fuck still watching soap operas?

Everybody. I don't. But days of our lives, bold and beautiful. Them shipping on forever. Like, so I don't know. It's still cash in. Daily show they'll probably bring a woman in, I'm sure. you know what I mean

I would probably bring in a duo you know what I mean I think that would be different what about you would you do it no you next in the time slot no I'd rather I'd rather build my own

well listen I'd never say never but I'd rather build my own franchise because I don't think it ever works when you're stepping into a great men's shoes you know what I mean I think I think Trevor did a really great job but

all things considered he did a great job I mean the shoes that he was stepping into where the great The greatest political comedian in history. Not even close. Yeah. Like when you go back and you watch John Stewart's shit now, you're like, wow. And not, and here's the thing that John Stewart did that's so amazing.

He absolutely disrupted, not just television. He disrupted society. Society, yeah. He's still getting shit done. John Stewart is getting legislation passed. Right now. John Stewart has sitting president saying, this happened because of you. But that's the thing that's the thing I really, I don't know,

For me, if I'm like Trevor, it's like John grew up in America, seeing all these things happen in America, is incredibly invested in America. Trevor came here to be famous. Those are now, he's part of this like political institution show. He's got to like learn to care about politics and then learn what a conservative is and what a Democrat is, what the beliefs are, what all these things is. Very, very well, right. No, no, there's no question that he's not, he's an intelligent dude. But like, it's not ingrained in who he is as a person. He's a voyeur on American politics. Whereas John, when he's not being the host of the show, he's getting firemen rights because they ran into the fucking 9-11 the buildings went during 9-11. Like it is through every fiber of his being.

If I moved to London and I did a political show, I don't give a fuck what's going on in parliament in London. But this is where Trevor wins. And it's interesting when situations like this happen because they treat you like you die, so everybody starts talking good about you. You know what I mean? Yeah.

when you read all of these articles about Trevor in the void, people think he's going to leave in late night. To your point about American politics, people feel like Trevor opened up their worldview to global politics. Oh, that's good. Yeah, I didn't realize that, but every article I've read from variety to deadline, that's how people look at Trevor.

Like, Trevor opened up people's eyes to global politics. Even the way he used to break down things in America, he would often do it in correlation to things that happened in South Africa, during apartheid, you know, and he's very well versed on global politics. Smart guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not saying he's not smart.

I'm saying it's a different investment when you go to a place to be a famous person and when you literally dedicate your life to politics and the political and political comedy, which is what John did. And if you're, no, I'm not trying to sound silly. Or maybe I can't help but sound silly because I'm a silly person. But this is America.

Yeah. They're only going to give a fuck about global politics so much. Yeah. You know what I'm? They would much rather hear John Stewart talking about the 9-11 and the veterans. And like, just things that happen in America, they relate to John Moore. You know what I mean? But Trevor did a phenomenal, phenomenal, phenomenal job.

You know what I mean? And he's going to be great at whatever he chooses to do. I mean, they're making a movie out of his book, born a crime. He's got like, he's going to be fine. He's going to be. He's already rich. Yeah, he's made tons of money. He's, he did it for seven fucking years.

It's hard to do anything for seven fucking years. You know what I mean? So, yeah, he's going to be fine. Everything's going to be fun. The show, I don't know. I don't know what will happen with the show to me. It's going to get a woman host. I think.

I believe it'll get a woman host. And it'll keep on for as long as it keeps on. Like, that's it. Like, the Daily Show is one of those. They've had the same show running for such a long time. Writers, like, plug somebody in there that's talented. That got a P-O-V. it'll be fun.

It'll do his thing. It'll be, it'll be, I think it'll be fun. All right, what else we got? What else we got? Taylor gang. Oh, yeah. What Antonio Brown do? A.B. posted a picture of him and Giselle, bro.

That shit was wild corny, dude. Why? That's corny, come on. What did he say? What was the caption? No, that was corny. What do you mean? Don't matter what the fucking caption is.

Your man's is going through divorce. You didn't know Tom Brady and Giselle's hired lawyers. They're getting divorced. I didn't know. I read that on the way here. I said you mother's son. I told Steve that in the car. Like, oh, my God.

Yeah. The audacity of her. Wait, what was the captain? Yes. Yes. Yes. How you leave the goat for playing football? Yo.

You know what's crazy? Tom Brady has told us Schultz for years he's retiring at 45. Yeah. So if I know that, why doesn't his wife know that? Now, here's the question. Here's the question. Yes. we all think that this is an L for Tom right now.

It's the first time we've seen him catch one maybe in his entire career. But here's the thing. He's about to leave football and go into business. And if he has the same success in business as he had in football, this guy's going to be a fucking billionaire. Now. He got a $350 million contract waiting for him right now. And that's the work.

Now let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. Wouldn't you like to get divorced before your wife took half of that? That's question number one. Question number two. Wouldn't you like to get divorced if your wife was worth more than you when you knew immediately after this year you were going to be worth as much? Wouldn't you like to take half of her shit before you go make all your goddamn money? This guy's a genius.

Just sell worth more than time? Yes. She's the breadwinner in that family, yo. Google that. Not unequivocally. City boys. City boys are up right now. We are, we are, we are, we are, city boy.

But that, he is an OG city boy right there. You know how to spell you tell? What money does she make? This guy. What? I'm just making sure even though it's right there on the screen. I see you struggling over there. You put two Z.

Jay. Go on, come on, come on, come on. I like the headtail. I like that, I like that slick back with the pony tail. I do. I like to slick back with the ponytail. All right. Let's say.

Bring out your face. It does. 400 million. Jacelle Bustin? Brazil model. Yes. Dude, she's one of the biggest models in the world.

That's crazy. Brady is 200. Wow. She got double his shit. Okay, so check it, right? We get divorced now. I snatch half of yours. And then I leave my playing career where I'm getting pennies compared to you.

And then I go make my $350 million deal, which I keep all of. And I do my ugs. I do my, all these other different businesses, I'm going to make crazy fucking money because now I can focus on building these businesses. I'm going to be a billionaire off of you. That's a great theory. But if I got that much money

and my wife got that much money, can we just please leave? Amicably? Yeah, whatever the word is. Tom Brady's a winner, not a tire. Do you know what I'm saying? This man told tie. You know what I'm saying?

Come on. There will be no draws. There ain't no drawers out here, yo. Come on, motherfuckeruck. I mean, you know, avocado ice cream for a decade. You think you're going to take none of that? I'm like, my record is. the richest woman in the world.

Really? Yes. In the entertainment world. All jokes aside off, I'm Tom Brady, man. I don't love football that much, bro. Like, I'm a... Tom Brady's a fucking psychopath. Yes.

And that's the thing that people don't talk about enough. There is no way at 45 years old when you have dominated a sport. You're the greatest winner that NFL has ever seen. You have more Super Bowls than franchises in the league and you can't hang it up.

What more is there to do? mean not be around your wife. A lot of people just do shit to not be around their wife. I think that's what he did retire for too much. Yeah, and he was like, fuck this. This is boring. Damn.

Yeah. You think so? Yeah, she don't even speak English. Like, I didn't know you didn't speak English. What if he's a massacist? I think Tom Brady's a masochist. Ooh. I think he likes pain.

I think he likes punishment. Well, then he would like being with his. Not emotional. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Physical. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Emotional might be too much for him. Yeah, you don't like the emotional pain. You know, Tom Wilter under emotional stress. Wow. Wow. Damn, Tom.

That's a good theory you got, though. I don't know. It might be. And if he does, the dude can't stop. That's his greatest Super Bowl. His greatest Super Bowl is that. His greatest Super Bowl is that. Have the most beautiful kids ever with one of the most beautiful women that's ever

grace the planet. Take half of her money and then go become a billionaire on your own. I had no idea just that was worth that much. And that's my fault to stereotype the model. Yeah. Can't stereotype them. I had no idea. Not just these only fans' thoughts making money.

I had no idea, bro. 400 million? Wow. Damn right, dude. What else we got, Taylor gang? Oh, no, well, you know,

we got a, why do you think what AB did was corny that's supposed to know, oh, just because she's going through the divorce? And it's just whack to be like, he put his,

he put the fingers, he, like this, which is kind of, I don't know, is that alluding to sex? His thing is the gloves, so I think that's like,

put that shit on. The dance. I know he got a dance. I think Tom Brady doesn't give a fuck. I don't even take it. You think he cares about that? Hell, yeah. I don't think he's wanting anybody splitting that.

You wouldn't want nobody posting your wife. Yeah, don't post my wife, though. Don't post my wife, though. He should not be posting. No, that's why. I mean, now, happy birthday is wild. He said happy birthday? No.

No. No. That's wild. That's wild. I said it doesn't matter what the caption. I know, I do need to see the caption. It said, put that shit on. It was this.

Yeah. No, bro. Well, you should be mad at the wife for hugging him. Don't post my wife, yo. It was a celebration. No. Put that shit on. Yep.

She shouldn't hug them. Because it was shit like this. Because in the future, same reason I tell you all to stop having sex with guys. Because in the future, the more y'all grow. The more y'all grow, motherfuck up. We'll be posting you all put that shit on. You saw what happened to ice, spicy? What happened to Ice Spice?

I don't know if it's her, but a video leaked of her just getting crazy back shots and queefing. Oh, really? What? Munch is revenge. Munch is revenge, yo. That's what the fuck happened? He out here calling motherfuckers Munches reduces up to actions? I'm not going to lie.

That's what happened? Munch is the first time that women have developed a word that men are bothered by. It is every other one that y'all say is just something we say to you. And that you didn't develop your own shit This is the first time women developed a word To call men That we're offended by And you could tell we're offended

Because we're like, oh yeah, I'm a month Like we're doing all these like comments There we go Much, exactly You're just a much Yeah Talking about right You know what your wife played

What you like that shit? Nah, that's shit She don't know who fuck ice spices Yeah Ice spices Ice spices Put that in a recipe That's why I'm being there

one through it. Because I know I got mad insecurities, boy. What? Because I can walk around the house saying, oh, you thought I was feeling you? Yeah, yeah. As soon as I hear somebody else in the house there, I'm like, that's me. Shut up. Shut up. I fucking say shit. My goddamn house about munch this. Yeah, no. Fuck you in the pantry.

You're talking about you thought I was feeling you. Name a name for dudes. What's that mean? Small meats. Meeks. Small meat. What is smee? What is smee. Smeat small meat Don't call me no fucking smite Yeah, smite

Don't call me no smit Even that is whatever Smeat Yeah What is that mean Y'all look bothered right now Because smit sound crazy Because all I'm gonna do is say

Yeah, I skeet On you throat You don't want to say that Me What? Throat Throat is crazy We can just call women throat

Don't be so upset Jaw jaw throat throat esophagus. That's it. Asophagus is mad long. But if you girls walked in, we're like,

yo, what's our throats? And then we just kept on doing it. They would be so upset. They would be so upset. That's what I'm saying. My brothers, y'all got a flippage.

You get called a munch, call her a throat. Get her right back to it. Don't even hesitate. Don't hesitate. That's it. You should not hesitate. Oh, let's do the munch.

Call you a munch. Oh, what's up, throat? Yeah, what's out, throat? That's it. What else we got, Taylor? What is that fucking,

What is that? Sparrows and Locust? What is what? All right, let's get this. Let's get this. What an idiot moment in history? In 1958, Chinese communist leader Mao Zedong decides, who thought of this one? Decided sparrows were hurting the country's food supplies by eating too much stored grain. His solution was to kill off China's sparrows.

Citizens were encouraged to poison and shoot sparrows. as well as destroy their nests as part of the smash sparrows campaign. Young children were given slingshots. The campaign was successful at hundreds of millions of sparrows were killed. Okay. One problem, sparrows eat locusts. And once all the sparrows were gone, locusts, free from their main predator, started eating all the crops. Mao tried introducing millions of bedbugs to eat the locust and other insects.

But it was too late the crops were lost and China's great famine began. Holy shit. People were forced to eat rats, forced, mice and even mud. Come on with that forced. Maybe forced to eat rats without a side of veggies, but they were still eating them. The mass deaths of sparrows and nationwide loss of crops resulted in untold millions. starving and 20 to 30 million people dying from 1958 to 1962. What a fucking idiot matter was.

Do you think it's cap? Cap! Talk to me. All this shit is Cap. Talk to me. This was all a story created to explain one thing. Which is? Why do you rats? Why do they eat rats? All the locust took out and a shut up? You really think they could kill all the sparrows? Ain't no way, man. Ain't no way, bro. What fuck? Kill a sparrow with a sling shot. Get the fuck out. There's no way you can kill every sparrow.

This is what you're... In 1960, you think they were just handing out slingshots to all these Chinese kids? Slingshots and poison, Chris? No, no, no. If I go to China right now, there's no sparrows. They bought 250,000 from the Soviets at the end of the year. Chris just said they bought 250,000 sparrows, which is wild that the Soviets are just keeping a quarter million sparrows around. All these numbers are crazy.

I don't believe this. Yeah, I don't believe none of this. You mean to tell me that there's an unlimited supply. your rats in China, but you're gonna eat rats, yo. Like, stop. How the fuck did the the bubonic plague get to Europe? By how? What? Rats. Rats through the trade routes.

I don't know what that means. The black plague. Okay. In Europe. They killed one third of the European population. I know that, but what are you saying? Like what? Comes from China.

I knew that. And it got here through rats. My point is, there's always been rats in China. They always been eating them motherfuckers. That's what I'm saying? But they said this. They said this. No, no, they said the rats snuck onto the ships.

They were food, bro. They had them on the ships as food. Yes, got you. Word. Right. Thought I was feeling you? Okay, okay. That rat is a lunch.

Chris regretting ever putting this segment on the point. I don't believe that. I just don't believe that. It's tough. I don't believe that they killed all these sparrows with slingshots. And poison and fucking... Ah, it's too much, man. You have mad rats.

Like, deal with it. Like, you're a ratty place. Do you know what I mean? New York got mad rats. We're never like, oh, we had to kill all the pigeons. Then the rats took over. We just got rats. We're a ratty city.

That's right. That's right. We're a rat infested city. That's what New York is. And we own that shit. Let's do some ass in New York. We own it. We don't make these stupid-ass stories.

You know, rats are so much part of New York. They got the fucking big floaty shit. What's the big? Yeah, when the unions are protesting. Right. Rats are a mascot for New York. Yeah. Teenage Mutual Ninja Turtles.

Splinter. It's part of the culture. That's right. You really believe that China didn't have rats when the leader's name is mouse? That's true. That's true. Listen, points are being made. This was a great brilliant idiotic history left.

I tried, bro. It baked off the back. I tried, bro. We shoot here, bro. I thought it was clever. We shoot. Okay. I still see a 30-point gang.

All right. What's through some ask you, that's a gang. Young Taylor gang. Taylor got trapped in Florida, flew right into the eye of hurricane. Really? Yes, she did.

You was gone a week. For a wedding. I miss Taylor, too. I'm not going to lie. I did. I miss Taylor. Taylor was going for two weeks, bro. You what?

She said what? What are you saying? You're only saying that because she gave you a mean face. Oh, I thought. he called me a Smeat. That's what I heard. I was like, I know I ain't just hit him.

What the fuck I thought I heard? I was like, what? Okay. Here we got. Ooh, this is a good one. King Grant 95 said, is it possible to have home work balance if you're building something new?

I think this person meant work life balance. Yeah. That's a great question. No. Nah. No. I mean, no, you can, but you're not going to probably want to.

And you're not going to succeed. Like, you need to just have an insane grind. You just need to have an insane grind. And then that insane grind will drive you to success, and that will be your competitive advantage. But, like, if you're trying to build a new business, like Steve Jobs ain't have no fucking, what is it called? Work-life balance.

Like, that dude was all work. And the greats do it. And you know what's so interesting about that? You're not even going to realize it's consumed you the way it has. Yeah, if you love it. If you love it. You know what I'm saying? Because you're building something new.

you're into it. You know what it might do for the ecosystem. You believe in it. Like you're not going to think about anything except for that. 24 hours a day, seven days a week. I'm talking about regard. You might get on the toilet and take that shit. You're going to get right off and think about that project.

You might be with your woman and, you know, bong, bong, but as soon as you're done, you're going to be thinking right about that project. So, yeah, the work-life balance, you're not even going to want it when you build something new. Will Charlotte ever get to the point where he tases someone at a Cowboys game? No, I am not my father. Sluo to my dad, Cowboy. Glad you remember that story. Great story, by the way.

Unbelievable story. He tased the Marine on 9-11 at MetLife Stadium, bro. I didn't know those two extra parts. Yeah, that was the whole thing. It was 9-11, Cowboys Jets game. I forgot what year it was. And he walked right in with his taser, man. And, you know, he was hurt.

Well, he grew up Jehovah Witness. and Annie was like hurt so him and his wife didn't stand up. And, um, the Marine, when they tried to stand up, the Marine was like, nope. Y'all didn't stand up for the anthem. I'm not standing up for you. My dad hit him with that juice. What do you? Who?

Yeah, the Marine said, I'm not moving. My dad's wife was trying to get up to go to the bathroom. The Marine was like, I'm not moving. Y'all didn't get up for the anthem, so I'm not moving. That's it. sir, please get the fuck up. And he didn't get up. And then ba, ba, ba, ba, bat.

Hit him with the Jews. Answer this recession, an economy question that you keep denying. We're not in a recession, you know. No, that's not what it says. I mean, literally technically we are. Do y'all think the economy will officially hit a recession after midterms? Chad Solos. It's more of a political question.

Yeah, the Democrats will never say that we're in a recession. There you go. That's not what he asked. He said, well, it officially hit a recession. No, because they'll never officially announce this a recession. Is Charlemagne going to surprise us with an epic Marvel costume and what is Schultz going to be? This is for Halloween.

Damn. You got something? You said, fuck your question. I did. How'd you feel about that? Sorry, Nala. I apologize. Tell me how you feel about it.

He's white. I'm used to white people get in their way. Oh, shit. Yo, why you take it so much? Oh, shit. Yeah, step up. Damn. Munch.

Oh, he reduced you to a white man, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could have just said Shope. I said Munch. I'm a white man. I'm a white man. Hey, you're not,

I'm a proud of white man. I don't think you're just the white man, but I don't think like you're, I'm not just a white man, but I am a white guy. Spicy Mayo. You know what I mean? Shoch has a lot,

he's a, Shultz might be actually more annoying than white man. I hate when people do that shit though, but like, I, I know, I hate when people do this shit. This shit is wild racist,

but nobody's, but when they're like, you're cool, you're not really white. It implies that being white is bad. I know a lot. Let me, Say something. I know a lot of white and I'm fire.

I know a lot of white men. I know one Andrew's show. That's right. You know what I mean? Come on, Andrew's a different breed. And not because he's not white man. That has nothing to do it.

I'm out here. I'm a munch and I'm looking for smadge. What? Small vaj. You've been acting like you, you ain't married the past couple weeks. Best send him it down, bro. Oh, that's right. I'm married.

That's right. That's right. That's what I'm a bit for Halloween. Yeah. Your wife put out her own. own infamous special. Yeah, I'll show you the fuck is infamous. Oh, my God.

Oh, what's your costume with you? This is a hilarious. That right here is a hilarious fucking what sounds racial but actually is it? No. Oh, we can go back. Oh, let's go to that one. What the heck to 13? What sounds racial but actually isn't.

Oh, that's easy. What? Nicaragua. Woof. That's easy. Nicaragua, bro. Yeah, that was kind of crazy. Crazy.

On the Schwarzenegger. Yeah. Definitely. Yeah. Definitely. That's a good one. What is it? What did you say?

Huh? New Guinea? No, I'm okay with that one. Oh. New Guinea. Oh, shit. That is true. Fuck.

That is crazy. You know how you know that could work? Why? Just say it to somebody walking down the street. New Guinea? Yeah. The fuck you say to me? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I said where's New Guinea? This is a hilarious question. All right. Do kids intimately like chicken nuggets?

Not intimately, innately. Innately. Oh, do kids... It is actually idiots. That is a guy's crazy. That's what he thought it was a great question. It is a... You know, kids do love chicken nuggets in an intimate way, bro.

Or do we teach them to... In an intimate way, bro? Kids aren't intimate. Bro. Kids aren't intimate, bro. Bro. Watch a child bite into a chicken nugget. I'm strong.

I'm sure. I'm good. Don't let Charlamagne near a McDonald's ever again. Do kids innately like chicken nuggets or do we teach them that? They innately like it because they put all that shit the kids like in it. Bro, it's got, yo, chicken nugget kids are, yo, and we chicken nugget kids to death. We really do, yo. I love chicken nuggets.

I like chicken tenders, though. Chicken tenders way better. I don't fuck with chicken nuggets. Yeah, I don't like the nuggets. I like chicken tenders. I do not fuck with chicken nuggets. I never fuck with chicken nuggets. I thought it was trash chicken.

Chicken tenders, though, slap. That's an adult food. I had to eat too many nuggets. When I used to go to McDonald's back of the day, I would get 20 chicken nuggets. Nah, that's crazy. I go to Chick-fil-A. Now, I get four tenders.

I'm fucking- Exactly. Or if you get the little, what is it, the small versions in Chick-fil-A? Bites. They call them chicken butt. I don't like the bite.

But they ain't nugget. I don't like the bites. They're not too little. I like some scripts, bro. Them chicks feel like two goddamn bananas you was eating early. God damn. I miss the bananas,

bro. They should be thick and meaty, you know what I miss that shit. I miss that fucking bananas, bro. Bite that motherfucker man. Hang, hang. You know what I mean? Come on, yo.

Listen. Let's do one more, Taylor. Let's get a good one. What are you dressing up as, bro? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see that question. That's a good one to end up. What are you dressing up as?

Are you going to do some crazy marble shit? I don't think I've been, I ain't go lie. I've been feeling very old school wrestler-ish. Hulk Hogan? Nah, Hulk is wacky. It's yellow underwear. a fucking mustache. Iraq is whack too.

Like, you know what I mean? Like gold dust. I've been thinking about, I've been thinking about sting, bro. Gold dust would be fired. Gold dust would slap with gold dust. Gold dust would confirm

a lot of shit for people. Yes, it would. Gold dust might be fired. But, now that Alex said, I'm thinking about, I was thinking sting, gold dust would be dope. No, sting would be kind of lit, man.

Think Sting would be better than gold dust? Yeah. The reason I would do Sting is because of the overcoat because it's wintertime. White face too would be lit. But the gold dust that outfit, your Taylor would be so fucking jealous of me. And the gold dust outfit? Oh my God. I got my fucking costume already.

What you got? What you got? Dr. Umar Johnson. Yo. Fire. By it. Umar said he'll do flavor him, but you got to pay him. I won't pay him, but I will donate to the school.

Ooh. I don't pay guess. Umar. That's the. That's the good one. And that's important now because then we get to see what's the most important. That's true. I will donate to the school.

Goddust. Yo, my 41, 36, 43 would look so crazy in that fucking soup. Charlemann. You will look like a fucking bumblebee. That's not what you wanted to say. You wanted to take it back to the 90s. What was that going to say? You wanted to take it back to the 90s.

So bad just now. Y'all I think I might do gold dust, bro. That's gold dust, Taylor. You got to put the hair on. Taylor just went to a picture of gold dust and said, you want to be this person too? No, you got to put the hair on too, bro.

That's crazy. The only thing, the makeup, see what sting you could just wear the mat. I don't know. I don't know, bro. You could get a mask. Sting of Gold dust. I might let you all vote.

Wild boy. Gold dust was a wild boy. You should let them vote. I don't even know if he would identify as a boy. in 2020. Whoa, he identify us. A they? Whoa.

Sting, man. Sting was fire, bro. That's crazy. Oh, if I do wolf pack sting. Hmm. Ooh, I don't know yet. You said you got yours? You said you got yours?

You said you can be Dr. Wuma? I'm going to try to be Dr. Romarin. How can you do that without blackface? Um, I won't do blackface, but I'll do, uh, other things, you know? I can see. I can do beard. You do the beard. I can I do the beard?

Can I do the, uh, Kente? Can I do the Kente? Don't ask me. I don't want no parts of this. Hello, guys. See? She's Taylor saying I need to put on weight. I think that's disrespectful.

He's not fat, but you like, he's husky. I got to find a way. I got to find a way. I'll find a way. All right. I think we did it, guys. We did it, baby. That's it.

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