The Brilliant Idiots - All Praises Due To WAP

Episode Date: August 13, 2020

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What is Pussy Talk? New Roos, Dileys and Ben, what is Pussy Talk? Bentley's Dundleys, what is Pussy Talk? Fly private island to M. What is Pussy Talk? Hey, hey. What is Pussy Talk? Hey, what is pussy talk?

Hey, hey, what is pussy talk? Hey, hey. Yo, you killed that, bro. Hey, man, city girls out of this bitch, you know what I'm saying? Hey, man. I always said the testament to a great female rap song is if dudes will sing it even though it's about doing things to dudes.

I don't think it matters when it's me. Okay, go. Only because, like, you know, according to the... I think me and every other listener right now have our eyes a little squinted like, keep going. You know, according to the internet, I'm gay. So it don't matter. Like, it don't count when I sing a girl song.

They expect me to be saying, boy, this pussy make movies, wet it in a whale. They expect me to be saying that. They expect me to be saying that. That's nothing. Yo, but okay, maybe not you, but do you remember that song, Shoup by Sal and Pepper? Shoup, Shoe.

Shoop, bad, shoot, bad, dude. Shoot, bad, dude. Yeah, I remember shoot. Let me get you back to the subject. Shoup ain't the one, though. Shup is cool the thing. Just because you don't know it. No, let me get it back to the subject.

They can get hot, make you work up a sweat. To the loom, my darling. Oh, darling. Yeah, Shoup is cool. You don't know the words. It's all good, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. I wasn't really into salt.

Salt and Peppel was dope. They were really dope. My sister loved Salt and Pepple. Their hooks were amazing. You can't forget they. hooks, you know, push it. Push it real good. Oh, what a man, what a man, what a man, what am I.

You can't forget their hooks. But this lyrics I remember. Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, baby, poppy. Ooh, come here. Here I go. Here I go. Here I go again. Girls, what's my weakness?

Man. Okay, now, chilling, chilling. Mind of my business. And some dudes came around and I couldn't believe this. I swear, I swear. I swear. I don't know. You just started being gay.

You're a new gay, bro. I've been on this gay shit forever, Doc. I was tired of to say it's something there. I swear, I swear. My niece's my witness. The brother had it gone. He was something kind of wicked, wicked, wicked. Past the digits.

Right? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, man. I know this pussy talk. Lewis, poochie. Y.S. Okay.

This pussy be choosing. All right. What does that mean, Taylor? School your old uncle. What does it mean? when a pussy be choosing. Wouldn't it be cruising? Choosing.

Choosing. Oh, cruising. I know what that means. That means autopilot. That means you ain't shower in weeks. At least days. You got some shit in your teeth now, too, because you've got some salad in your teeth.

You got a whole fucking garden in your teeth. But anyway, Andrew, how was your week? Sorry, go. My bad. How was your week? Damn rabbit was scurrying around her teeth from the middle of the fucking. That's disgusting, too. grow up.

I'm only saying that because she was making fun of me because I had a booger hanging out of my nose during the entire fucking square space reading the beginning of the episode. She let me read the whole goddamn ad. And then at the end of it, she's like, oh, you should probably take that gigantic booger out of your fucking nose. Grow up, Taylor. Grow up.

All right. So you're really feeling this whap? Oh, so you want to get right to it, positively brilliant? What a fucking idiot? Wait, can I tell you what happened? Oh, no. You were about to. to school Charlemagne on something.

Well, I don't remember the question you just asked. The pussy, what does choosing pussy? Teller, we off you, Taley. They don't even like hearing you talk. I just was trying to be nice. No, I really can't tell you. No, they really don't like hearing you talk to, I don't care. They said they don't know why Andrew gave you a microphone.

Technically, it was already there. She just took it. Oh, got you, got you, got you, got you. Okay, okay. Can I tell you what happened to me over the weekend? What happened to you over the weekend, Taylor? So I, um... You had that...

This better be good. This better be good. Because this is like starting. Like this is, you're not even coming off the bitch this podcast. It's like you're in the starting five. Uh-huh. It's not even five minutes in and you're saying that you got a story. This story better be fire.

We didn't talk about pussy. We didn't talk about goddamn salt and pepper. This better be fire. It has to do with, you know, girls are just being kind of rude to guys. So I was in the car. And I'm driving to my friend's house and I stopped like, this guy comes up to me and he was like yo my windows are up he's like yo what's up so i shoot him away whatever he's still trying to talk he taps in my window uh so i decided to give him a dollar like

is this what you wanted act like he was homeless mine too he was with his friends and they just kind busted on him and he kind of tried to cuss me out but the light turned green so you you rejected him by calling him homeless yeah he was really upset and now charla listen what do we hold on hold What do we rate stopping the whole podcast to share that story? I thought y'all would enjoy it. And right before she cut you off, Shosh, you asked me what did I think about a whopping? We're about we about a wet-ass pussy. And here comes Taylor talking about homeless people.

Yo. I'm going to be honest with you. That's Mike. I think the mic needs to get turned off for the rest. You think? I really do. I really do. I'm not even going to lie to you.

I thought you would like that story. I thought it was clever. and I thought it was a good like slapback or a punchback if you will, come back. I liked it. No, no. The punchline is there. No, the setup was horrible.

The setup wasn't good. I'm not a comedian. Build it out. Build it out, shows. Build it out. Build it out. I think I would have, I would have brought you into the world

with WAP. Boom. Well, listen to Wap. We're in the car. You know what I mean? You and your girls are all wrapped up. The seats are fucking soaked just sliding off of them. You know what I mean?

Except the scenario. You know what I mean? Like literally you're trying to drive You know, you're throwing. Slipping and sliding all over the place. You know what I'm saying? So a girl, so a dude pulls up, you know what I'm saying? No, no, a dude pulls up and a dude can smell it.

He's like, yo, y'all smell wham? I smell some wham. I smell some wham. I smell some wet. You hit a speed bump, some whap shot out the window, hit a homer's guy on the face. They're going on a wharf right there. Right there. Yo, you wiping up your face.

You wiping up your face. You're driving behind the car, blowing behind. blowing the horn. No, no. Wham, wamp, wamp, wamp, wamp. Wham, wamp. You're blowing the horn. She pulls over.

Uh-huh. The dollar was soaking wet, right, Taylor? The dollar was soaking wet? Because you brought it out of your other purse. I brought it out. It was in my mouth. Okay. Oh, you got a fanny pack on.

You got a fanny pack on. Okay. Because fanny packs closer to the wap. Okay. All right. That's what it was. You hand the, you hand. the moist dollar.

Yep. You hand the moist dollar to the dude, right? Okay. What happens next? He got offended. He got offended. But now we got to punch this joke up.

Yeah, because see, right now, the only joke that would make sense is he got offended because the dollar had a smell to it. You don't want that. You know, imagine the dollar smelled like George Washington? I don't know.

You can't be like that, Taylor. You're the one who wanted to get in the game. We're close. We're almost at the end. We just need a final punch. You wanted to start. You gave him the dollar, right? You gave him the dollar.

He's offended. Now, he has to say something to you. He rings out the dollar. Oh, he rings out the wap. Yo, now we're talking. Now the will's a turning, Della. Not a year's a turning. Okay.

He rings out the wap. Now, how crazy do we want to get with this? Go crazy. Go out crazy. I mean, the craziest would be like he rings out the whap into his own hand and then starts beating off right in front of you. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. All right.

Let's bring it back. Let's bring it back. Let's bring it back. Listen, guys can not talk like that, Andrew. Only women. But what if he was like... Guys can't talk like that. Only women can.

Leave that to Cardi and Megan the Stallion, okay? What if he was like... This meal needs a little salt and pepper. Listen, J.T. from the city girls. Not J.T. Young Miami. One of them say, playing with me niggas like playing with my pussy. Playing with you niggas like playing with my pussy. Uh-huh.

I don't even know what that means. Boy, it sounds amazing. I asked her what it meant. I don't think I recall. I didn't get it. You know, you should have asked them what the definition of broke means for them. They said what broke is. Oh, you mean like what's the number? Yeah.

Oh, okay. But wait a minute. We're not done with it. What is our out, Charlotte? We need an out for this. What is our punch out? He's got to say something to her. Then she has to have one more line and then we're out.

So he's got to say something to set her up to bury him. Maybe we should just turn this into a dromity, bro. Oh, we want to go real, you want to go sad with it? Maybe. Maybe. What were you thinking? He rings the dollar bill out. And then he says to her like, yo, you know, truthfully, I was just trying to get some money because I'm

rushing to the hospital and I'm about to run out of gas. You know what I'm saying? My child is, you know, in the hospital right now. And I'm trying to get there because she's in the ER, but I might run out of gas. So, you know, I know you're trying to be funny with this dollar, but that's kind of disrespectful. Wow. And then what you would have did, Taylor, what you would have did then? Seriously.

What would you, what you would have done if you had told you, his child is in the hospital, he's rushing to get to her. His child has been in the accident. He's low on gas. He's about to run out of gas. What you would have done then? He used my dollar to You could use the

That you used from the dollar Hold on And make it And she could drink the water from it You're gonna give your Oh not to try Oh it's a child Oh I'm sorry

I'm sorry I thought you meant the mile I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry Hold on That's just wow Wow Wow

So you want to give him a ride To the hospital With his dying Why was he not there already Huh? Exactly. Because he's trying to get there. He's making a living so he could pay for them hospital bills.

Okay, so boom. The guy goes, damn, all you got is a dollar. And then somebody in the car goes, because we all poor. Whap. That ain't it? I don't know. I don't know if that one was it.

I'll be honest at you. I don't know. Usually I'm on board, bro. But that was. That wasn't it? That wasn't it? That wasn't it? No, listen.

Shooters got to shoot, bro. Shooter's got to shoot. We average 30 a game, okay? We are proven. All right? Taylor, to the bench. To the bench. To the bench.

To the bench. Garbage minutes. Politatively brilliant, what a fucking idiot. All right. Andrew. I mean, positively brilliant, got to be Whap, right? Everybody's talking about it. We love it when girls talk about sex and the hotter the girls are, the more we love it when they talk about sex.

Simple as that. Whether it's a podcast, it's a rap song. Whatever you got to do, if you're a hot chick, if you want to talk about fucking, you can be a millionaire. If you're a hot chick willing to talk about fucking and you are not a millionaire,

something is wrong with you. Simple as that. I think I like WAP because I like WAP for all the reasons I like anything. And for the reasons I've always loved something. I love things that are polarizing. I love things that people love.

And I love people, I love things that people equally hate. Yo, who hates this, yo? people that make a living off right and think pieces with no thought the woke crowd that's so woke that they need to get some sleep because they're so goddamn tired. Okay? Because here's my thing, if you're a certain age,

like if you're like, I'm 42. Yeah. If you're over the age of 40 and you're upset at WAP, you're really a hypocrite. Because WAP to me is very, Mary Tane, based off all the music that I grew up on in the music I listened to. Whether it was Little Kim saying, I used to be scared of the dick, now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch, had the hunter, jet a jackman.

And then something, something taken in the butt. Whoa. That's what she said. Exactly. So why is Wop? Kaya, my neck, my back, lick my pussy and my ass track? Yeah, that's crazy. What the fuck is Wap?

Wop is T, Wap, and I like Wap, but Wop is tame compared to those records. Put it in your mouth. And if you ask me, Megan and Cardi are doing what they're supposed to do. They're 20-something years old. Those are the records that you should be making that 20. Every time I'm on the gram, I see women with their tongue out in the mirror,

showing their shape, having a good time, twerking. They're just doing it on a million-dollar level. What's the problem? Tell me the pushback. I don't understand any of the pushback. I can't even fathom. They try to say in this climate, it's not appropriate. Why?

What about this climate? Is it not appropriate? I don't know. People ain't getting their dick suck. But I guess they soon be... This seems like you're sheltered in place. You might as well get your dick suck. And if your girl doesn't do it right,

if she listens to Wap, when Cardi B said, hit the dangly thing in my throat. You know that part of the song? Yeah. All I thought about was like, damn, she don't got her tonsils removed? That's not a tonsil.

That's a dangly thing in your throat. No, tonsils are the shit's back here. The dangly little speed bag shit? I always thought that was... You don't just snip that off, dude. I didn't know. that was tuzzles. No, that's the clit.

I swear they call that tussle. That's the clit. A lot of women don't realize this. That their clit is actually that dangly thing back there. That's how women achieve orgasm. If you're listening right now, as a biologist, biologist. Neurologist. As a gynaecologist.

Oh, my God. Also that too. I'm all of them. Honestly, the best way women can achieve orgasm is if the penis hits the dangly thing in the back of the throat like Cardi B says. That is a fact. I mean, it might be something to that because when Cardi said, said it, I saw a bunch of women agreeing.

That's it. Preach. And I'm not going to lie. In my day. And by my day, I, you know, I'm not going to put that out there. All I'm going to say is, I've seen women really enjoyed it. Hey, now. What do you mean your day?

I've seen women, I've seen women really enjoyed it. I've seen women. God damn it. I've seen women take the shit and like, you know what I'm saying? Like, do their head on it. You know what I'm saying? To make sure it's exactly. You talk for a living.

You could find words to describe that. You didn't not have to act that shit out, bro. That made me feel uncomfortable. That made me feel uncomfortable, bro. Sometimes we got to just get to it, Shosh. Here I go. Here I go. Here I go again.

Girls want to follow. You know what I'm saying? All right. Sometimes you just got to get fucking to it. But I've seen women do that. I've seen women make sure. that the penis absolutely hits the dangling the back of their throat is what I'm here to say. Yo, I guess they do that.

I, um, I actually, I actually, whoa, whoa, whoa, I just heard something. She said women pretend. You mean like when they gag, they pretend? If the guy had a small dig, we're going to make them feel better by, I'm sorry. If the guy had a small dig, they're going to make them feel better by acting like they're gagging on it when they're not. Why? Well, that is absolutely horrifying to hear. Here I was this whole time thinking I'm earning these

Ha-ha. But in reality, in reality, you're saying that girls could be faking the gags. Charlie, I mean, did you know this? I know that you're single, but back in your ho-days. No, because, well, yeah, I didn't know that. I knew that. But the thing that makes men better

is when women just tell us the truth. But I guess with dick-sized, there's no. need to tell me the truth because there's nothing I can do about it. Cut out that true shit with dick size. Yeah, there's nothing I can't do about it. You know what I'm saying? But guys, no. I know, I know guys. I don't want to be able to satisfactory dick.

I don't need to. Go. Listen, I've heard stories of guys who are afraid to get head because their penises are so small. Afraid to get head because their penises are so small. And they're so good at head because they don't want to show off their day. Oh, I believe that about every guy that says he loves eating pussy. is that they don't have big dicks. That's not true. That's not true.

Yes. It's like, it's like, dude, guys who good of shooting usually aren't good at dribbling. I am a good vagina eater. I think,

I think you're not. I am. I have, I have, I have, I have, but I've actually worked at it. I've worked at it.

I've read books on it, the ultimate kiss. I've studied this thing. You know, I really do know how to give good congelangus. And, um, I have a pretty decent size

penis. Seven inches three, fourth, eight when it's warm out. No, a few inches of girf. Now, here's the thing. Did you start learning how to eat pussy after that, after what happened with your girl and, like, she hooked up with that guy with a bigger dick? Remember, she told you his dick was bigger?

Were you like, do I have to compensate, do I have to compensate now with my tongue because she got that hammer? I think that might have been around the same time, but actually I started learning how to eat it. because a young lady told me I was trash at it. Like straight up, she told me I was trash at it. So that's what made me go out there and become better at the Congolenghis game. And by the way, I hope that there's nobody listening to this podcast saying,

oh my God, they're being so explicit today. Blame the Wop. Yeah. All right. Cardi B and Megan the Stallion have raised a bar. Sexually explicit talk is back at least for the week. I'm with you. I'm with you in that regard.

garden. I think it was needed. I think it was needed, bro. It's much needed. I don't even understand why people are really upset about this record because it's just a song. It's entertainment. Like, if you don't like it, simply turn the goddamn radio off. You don't have to go listen to it on title or Apple or Spotify. There's so much other music out there. What are people upset? What are people upset about what's going to happen, right? I understand back in the day, like, if you listen to this, like, satanic rock music, you're worried that they were going to go, like, shoot up a fucking school or, like, shoot up a ball. Or if you're listening to some super dark shit, you're going to do some horrible thing. You're going to commit suicide, whatever. The worst case scenario, if you listen to Whap is you suck dick better. That's the worst thing that comes from this song, no? Are you tried to, or you start going to the doctor because, you know, you realize you don't have that whap and you want to know why you have this vaginal dryness? So you think maybe it's a lot of people at that day. You think it's a lot of dry ass pussies, a lot of desert ass pussies out there. Complain about this song because they know what they're working with.

Bro, I'm not one to start any internet conspiracy theories. But I think that a lot of people, vaginal dryness is, that's my theory. Vaginal dryness is common in what? What is it a common symptom of? Oh, God. Mark, hey, mark that, Dwayne. Jesus Christ. All right.

Matter of fact, we could just bleep that because I don't think they'll figure it out. That's a good mystery one. Vaginal dryness is a common symptom of what? Stress. I don't know. Old age? Menopause. Boom.

We're getting somewhere. Menopause. Old age. Older women sitting back watching Cardi B and Megan Nostalian. Oh. Get it in. And they get it in. get a little jealous and a little envious.

So they get online and under a fake page and throw out those fake think pieces about how they're the worst thing to ever happen to music and how, you know, they're going to be what causes little young girls to be horrors and thoughts and this and that. You know what causes little young girls to be horrors and thoughts? When their dads aren't around. Boom. Okay.

Or when they're badly influenced by their mothers because they see that behavior from their mother. All right? We're their friends. Okay. You can, you can, you can pretty much let your kids watch anything if you're the one instilling the proper values inside of them already. Yo, you saw that post Duval put up? No, what do you put?

Oh, so fire. It doesn't exactly relate to this, but I think it does. But it's, uh, life is about perspective, you know, kind of like continues that conversation we had last week. But it's basically like, so there's two twins, right? And they have this alcoholic father. One goes on. Oh, I saw that. I did see that.

Right? Go ahead, explain it. One of the twins goes on to be an alcoholic because he saw his father. The other twin goes on to never drink alcohol. Why? Because he saw his father. Life is about perspective, right? Always.

You could see something your parents are doing and go, wow, that's normalized. I'm going to do it. Or you can see something your parents are doing and go, wow, I would never do that. You could do the exact same thing with a whap video. You could do the exact same thing with fucking everything. Stop agging like people are like such, are these like, they're not dogs, right? You can't just go sit and then people sit down. their influence, don't get me wrong, and you have to be concerned with your influence.

I just don't think any of the influence here is that bad. Suck dick better. Influence to do what, though, because here's the thing. Megan and Cardi aren't in that video encouraging anybody to do anything. It's just an entertaining video. You watch it and you laugh. What you're going to do, normally do that. What you're going to do, try to do a split like Megan and Cardi, yeah, you'll probably do that.

You know what I mean? Would you want to run around a nice little fun house? Yeah, you probably do that. Have you walked down the hall like Kylie to open up a door? Yeah, you probably do that. But what is that video encouraging you to do? Like, why do we think that you're going to watch that video and immediately want to go hit the block and sell some pussy?

Because here's the truth to the matter. I love the city girls. City girls' lyrics are way filthier than that. Really? City girls' lyrics encourage you to do way more than whatever Megan and Cardia talking about in the WAP video. But you know why y'all not attacking the city girls? Because the city girls aren't as popular right now.

Yes. Now the city girl's going to hit. Don't get me wrong. If it wasn't the pandemic coronavirus, that album would be booming all throughout the clubs everywhere right now. Everybody would be on that album. But being that they're not as popping as Cardi and Megan, you know you can't get no cloud off talking about them.

You know you can't get no clout off saying you don't like Wop. Ain't nobody going to retweet you talking bad about Wap? I mean, not talk about the City Girls right now. They will about Wap, though. Megan even said he goes, she goes, LL, dudes will scream, slob on my knob, word for worry and cry about what by a little boy? It's the truth though. Slab on my knob.

Like, call on the cop. Check it with me. And do your job. Come on, man. Put it in your mouth by Aconnelly. All of that stuff. I think the song is brilliant. I think the video is brilliant because it's been damn near, what, five, six days and we still talking about it.

And anything, anything that leads to a bigger cultural conversation, which it did, because it to this whole conversation about music and the influence of music on young adults and people. And, you know, those are good conversations. I'm not mad at it. I think that's what a great piece of art is supposed to do. God bless. What else did you see this week's shows that you thought was a positively brilliant? Honestly.

Or made you say, what a fucking idiot. Oh, I don't know which. I mean, do you think Kamala is going to be the deep dive? Like, where do we get in on that? Because- It could be. Go ahead. I just think it's so fun.

You know what I think what a fucking idiot is? There's this, it's all the Democrats, like the super left wing, super left Democrats, not the moderates that are probably very happy with these choices, but the super left.

It's going to be so funny to see them all start to like justify Biden and Kamala two people that they were vehemently against within the Democratic Party because they were like establishment politicians. It is hilarious to see them all start to fold back into the, oh, this is a perfect opportunity, this is great.

You know, there's that tweet going around. I can't verify it, but like Sean King back in, I think 2018 was like two people. That is accurate. That's accurate. See, he literally goes too deep, I cannot get behind are Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. And then literally yesterday tweets out, oh, Kamala Harris, we got to get behind her, a black woman in the old office and da-da-da-da. Come on, bro.

Well, you know, I'm a person that's been on record supporting Kamala Harris. I like Kamala Harris. I would tell, and like I've always said, I would tell people to do their research on Kamala Harris because what turned me on to Kamala Harris was back in 2015 when I started paying attention to the progressive stuff that I heard she was doing, you know, as a prosecutor. And in particular, the back on track program.

Back on track program, it took non-biased. on a path to like new jobs and helped them rebuild within their communities. And even her stance on weed, that's why I never understood when Tosie Gabbard came in her the way that she did because it was always kind of widely known that Kamala was in support of like marijuana. Like she had weed cases that she would routinely reduce the misdemeanors. And weed possession cases weren't even on her dockets. Like she wouldn't even charge folks for that.

So it's weird to me. It's actually a great opinion piece that was written yesterday by a public defender in San Francisco. My name is Nikki Solis. And she spoke on Kamala being the most progressive DA in California. And what was so interested about that article, she said, I thought, let me see if I could find this. I can read it. Again, I wish I knew more about Kamala. I just know that there have been people who are incredibly critical of her.

and she's a prosecutor. This is what she said. Nikki said, I grappled with this idea of defending a former prosecutor for a long time, but I have to say what I feel is right. The record,

to set the record straight on Harris. And the headline of the article is public defender. I worked with Kamala Harris. She was the most progressive DA in California. And she said that, you know, they didn't see eye to eye on a lot of things.

But she said, for the most part, she was a progressive prosecutor. I think, and again, I need to look into Kamala more. I'm sure there's plenty to be critical of, but I'm sure there's plenty to be supportive of. And I think it's actually a smart choice because they're going after the moderates. The extreme left is never voting Trump. They're either not going to vote or they're going to vote Democrat because that's what they do.

They're already locked in their ways. Everybody is fighting for the people in the middle. And people in the middle who are looking at rioting in cities and going, oh my God, I don't want any of that. I own a home. I don't want anybody to throw, you know, bottles at my windows. People who look at the kind of unrest that you see happening right now, regardless of how they feel about race or anything else,

they do want, as Trump often says, law and order. And who better to deliver law and order to those people in the middle than a fucking prosecutor? That makes people comfortable, man. You know, Trump keeps talking about the suburbs and the boogeyman, The dog whistles he's throwing out like, oh, Black Lives Matters going to come to your house, yada, yada, yada. Let me tell you something.

I want to tell all you motherfuckers up. You got 40 to 50 million people unemployed in these streets. They're going to come to? You living in these suburbs behind these gated communities. You better go Google Tupac from the 90s when Tupac was talking about how when you got this country that isn't taking care of its people and you got the wealth gap so extreme. And you got these people at the bottom and these people at the top.

But the people at the bottom can see what the people at the top eating. At first it's going to start with knock, knock, knock, hey, we're hungry. Could you please let us in? They're singing a song. Next thing you know it's going to be knock, knock, knock, yo man, we fucking hungry. Could you please let us in? Next thing you know, it's going to be kicking down the door coming through blasting because y'all got

all this motherfucking food and y'all ain't sharing that shit. So America, this ain't got nothing to do with race. This got to do with money. If you think for one second that Black Live Matter protest is walking across your lawn is the problem, wait until fucking in a few weeks when you start seeing motherfuckers jumping your gates

because they know that's where the motherfucking money and the fool at. And who better to tell Black Lives Matter protesters specifically to not go and break into gates or break into those communities? It ain't gonna be just Black Lives Matter those shows.

Wait, wait, wait, I'm just saying, let's say it is. Let's say it is. No, let's not say it is. You just said it. I'm going off your hypothetical. I said poor people. I said 40 million unemployed people.

I'm going off of your hypothetical. I said 40 million. If I did, I was wrong, but I said 40 million unemployed people. I actually said it's not about race. I said it's about poor and rich. Right. And you're going to have poor people jumping the gate to these communities. Right.

To get into these motherfucking communities. Right. By the way, I live in one of those communities. No, I know. The point I'm making has nothing to do with race in terms of the protest. What I'm saying is let's say you did need somebody to condemn the black. Lives Matter protest. Now, I'm not saying that's the right thing to do. I'm saying, let's say if you're part of the government, you're part of the establishment politicians, and you need someone

to condemn it. You can't have Joe Biden, the author of the crime bill, the guy who's got sketchy racial past, be the one to condemn it. But you know what you might want to do? You might want to have that prosecutor who is a black woman condemn it. She's going to get way less smoke and she's going to make way more people feel comfortable. Because what are you going to do. That's actually what made. That's actually what was one of the Well, see. Really, no, that I was one of the really impressive things when everything was going on. Senator Harris was on the front lines, really talking people through these protests,

really talking about why these people are in the streets, why these people are out there doing what they're doing. She was doing a masterful job at that, actually. Like, the best thing that happened to Senator the Harris was she dropped out of the presidential race. Because it's like from then, like her star just rose. That's when Maya Rudolph started spoofing her on. on SNL. And then he's protesting. Everything started happening. George Floyd started happening. And she started getting out front on, on, she was the only person. And I said this on

the podcast. She was the only person who answered the defunding the police question perfectly. And didn't let, and didn't let Megan on the view catch her up. They asked her that she believed in defunding the police. And she said, well, I absolutely believe in taking resources from these bloated police budgets and putting them back in the communities. And then And Megan goes, but do you believe in defunding the police? And she goes, well, Megan, what does the funding the police mean to you? Because I just, you just asked me and I answered. Because she's smart enough to know not to fall, but that, those words.

Defund the police has become a trigger. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. So I'm got you. It's like, I got you. It's like, oh, she really wants to abolish the police and get rid of journalism. For sure. She answered that question the best out of everybody that week.

I actually said that on every program that I was on. Here's a question, right? I think Biden, I think we all agree, Biden is a corpse, right? There's no reason that he should be running. It's absolutely pathetic. It's sad. I'm not voting for Joe Biden. It is sad, yes, exactly.

I'm voting for Senator Kamala Harris. Exactly. And it's sad that the Democrats have even propped him up this long, and they are thinking their lucky stars that Corona has happened so that he doesn't have to do any of these public speaking events or he doesn't have to debate Trump. They're so lucky that this has happened. And they'll probably want to extend this as far as it possibly can go.

as close it possibly can be for the election to protect him. But when we're voting for the president, we really are voting for Kamala because I think they give Biden a year in there. I think they give him a year. And then he goes, honestly, I'm tired. It's hard for me. I'm too old for this. Kamala's going to take over.

I think he's out of there in a year. So is Kamala, are you ready to vote for Kamala as your president? I think that's the question you have to ask. Fuck, yeah. Okay. I take Senator Harris should be on the top of the ticket now. I thought that when she ran in the primaries. I mean, I was asked, like, you can Google it.

I was asked on, like, CBS or something. They asked me, like, if I had to vote right now, who would I vote for? I said, sending to Kamala Harris. And I didn't know that was an endorsement, you know? I just asked me, if I had to vote right down, who would I vote for? And I said her. But yes, I think she's absolutely ready to run day one.

And that would be another smart thing for Joe Biden to do. It would be smart to show us what your shadow cabinet might look like. You know what I'm saying? Reveal to us who else is going to be? going to be around you. Because I highly doubt you would just go see a Hawkeye movie just starring Hawkeye. I might, because I love the Marvel characters, but the Democrats don't have that kind of cachet with me.

But if you show me a Hawkeye movie and then you show me like, well, Captain America's in this too. Right. You know what I'm saying? Black Panthers in this too. Even if it's just in the trailer for a second, I might go check it out. Right. That's all I'm saying.

But, yeah, I mean, listen, Senator Harris to me is kind of like the Cardi and May. video in song. Okay. Polarizing, baby. And I said this. I said the reason she would be the best choice is because there's nobody else he could put on his ticket that would even move the needle. Bro, I don't care if they love you or hate you. Are they talking about you? Are you creating some type of energy? Do they have to pay attention to you? Right. That's what Senator Harris brings to the ticket as far as marketing and promotion. Let's not act like it's not a goddamn part. And Andrew, you know just as well as I do. When you're promoting something, you got to put something on the motherfucking flyer.

You got to put something on the motherfucking bill that people want to see. Okay? Are you going to put seats in the stands with this motherfucking ticket? Right. Yes, you will. Right. Everybody else, I don't know. I don't know anybody else that might have did it for him in this way.

Yeah. I don't know. But I would also encourage people, go do your own research on Senator Harris. I need to. I need to look into her. I really don't know that much. That's all. That's all. Don't listen to, don't listen to Twitter. Don't listen to Instagram. Don't listen to YouTube. Don't listen to Trump supporters. Go do your own research. It's so much stuff on there about her and her record.

Sorry, why are we even allowing Joe Biden to run for president? Why is everybody okay with that? Like, that is mind-boggling to me. I thought that way about Trump, bro. He doesn't have cognitive decline. Like, I literally would rather, I would rather, let me, let me really, let me really. get this right. Let me slice this thin here. I would rather a person who was sane and had their their wherewithal, whatever that term is, than a person who I disagree with on a lot of viewpoints than a person who didn't have their brain. I think that Trump doesn't have cognitive decline, but he don't have cognitive anything when it comes to being a president. I'm my only thing. He has no experience whatsoever.

But think about it. And it shows. Think about this. Who would you rather watch your kid, right? Someone who you disagreed with politically on things and even maybe disagreed with on how to watch your kid or someone who had literally lost their mind. Brother well,

I'm not letting none of them watch my kids until we figure this piece against you. All right? Are you all in, bro? I don't even know why you said watch the kids. Are you on a Q&N? I don't know. I'm just seeing all these goddamn pizza slices and people's comments and shit. And motherfuckers talking about PizzaGate.

I'm not letting none of these motherfuckers watch my kids and tell PizzaGate. Hey, I give you another fun fact. I'm not even going to sit here and act like I knew this the whole time. I learned this from the public defender. The public defender, Nikki Solis, said how Kamala Harris founded this coalition called the Coalition to in the exploitation of kids. And she said Kamala spearheaded the task force to combat the human trafficking of young girls

and that Kamala didn't prosecute young girls for prostitution. She recognized they were victims who needed treatment for trauma and not criminals who needed to be in jail. When I read that, I was like, wow. Like that is one of those talking points that right now am Mr. All this goddamn pizza?

That would stand out. because I see a lot of people like really going after these politicians and going after these people that they think are part of this secret Pedophile Ring. Yeah. Society pedophile ring. So if you see somebody who has a record

for years, not somebody that just started doing this shit, somebody who has a record of for years going against human traffickers and not, you know, prosecuting young women for prostitution and actually helping them to get trauma I mean helping them to heal their trauma, that could go a long way, bro. Yeah.

That's all I'm saying. Yeah. That's what I tell everybody, you know, just do your research the Senator Kamala Harris. That's all I ask. That's it.

That's it. And listen, make up your own mind. Ain't nobody making you vote. I'm just telling you what I'm doing. Yeah. That's it. I'm voting for Senator Kamala Harris.

And do you think people really have an understanding about like what DAs and AGs do? No. They don't, right? No. I don't think I have one. That's what I'm saying.

Like, I can't, you can say all these things about Kamala Harris and her record. I can't disagree with you because I don't know yet. Next week, I'll do a little deep dive. I'll figure some shit out, et cetera. Then we can debate it. But I just don't know if, one, what you're saying is wrong. I assume it's right if you're saying it. But two, I don't know if there's other information out there to dispute it.

I always heard her record, especially on like marijuana convictions was bad. I didn't realize. Which makes no sense. Right. That's like one of the biggest ones that I'm like, how? Like she's even on this marijuana board I can't remember the name of this shit But she's been on this shit for a while

Like I don't know I don't know I just I do know that You know Because I saw somebody post yesterday They posted a meme And it was Michael B. Jordan playing Oscar Grant

In Fruitville Station And it said if you watch this movie And you were sad This was the prosecutor who prosecuted And it was Senator Harris It's not even fucking true Senator Harris wasn't she's not even in that district you know what I'm saying

like she's not even in that district so how the fuck would she be the prosecutor on that case that never like that never happened so it's just like yo people get all of this different information via social media and one person says something and then this person runs with it and they start mixing things up and crossing lines and it just gets it just gets really really bad now how do you feel about her

white husband Doug? I don't care. Let's go. Let's go. White dudes for the win. Let's go. That's actually, you know, by the way, though?

By the way, show, that's a good conversation I would like for her to have because she didn't get married until she was 50. What? She got married. Yeah, she got married in 2014. So I would like to know, you know, growing up in Oakland. Did she have kids? Going to Howard. I don't think so

No, she don't have no kids No kids No she don't have no kids Doug got kids but she don't have kids But you know The interesting thing about that Is like I would love to though Yeah somebody needs to ask her

Why she waited so long I'm not a question I should ask, I'm a guy Now I asked her about her white husband before What did you say? She said I fell in love I just asked her I was like you know

A lot of people Question you because you have a white husband And she was like I grew to love Who I grew to love That's right That's right What am I supposed to do

Nothing you can do. Man, shut up. There ain't nothing you can do, bro. I'm saying. When that white fucking daft comes through, what is it? No, come on, Shost, you better than this. Come on. Come on.

That white-ass penis comes through. That wharf, son. We can't do it though. What? Nothing you can do about it. Thank you, Charlotte. I knew I was missing something else here, bro. But you believed in me.

You kept throwing the alley. I threw the alley. I threw it back. He missed it. You threw it back to me. Yeah, man, fuck, we went for the alley right back, baby. But no, I'm happy. I'm, um, it's going to be interesting.

And by the way, nothing is guaranteed. Let's not act like this is a slam dunk victory in November. Okay? Nothing is motherfucking guaranteed. People got to go out there and they got to vote. Yeah. You know? And it's going to be a battle.

It's really going to be a battle. It's going to be funny. It's going to be interesting to watch. I'm actually, I will have to say what a fucking idiot to the Trump administration only because I think I believe in them a little bit more when it comes to they petty and they social media tactics and how they attack people. And they disappointed me yesterday. Yeah, it was weak.

It was weak. Like, come on, man. Yeah, it was weird. Like, you literally, first of all, I was impressed that they had an ad ready for Senator Harris. And I knew they were going to do that. They threw two ads out there. But the ads are whack. And I'll tell you why the ads are whack.

Because the ads really show why Senator Harris is a tough motherfucker. Because the ads are about her attacking Joe Biden. And Donald Trump said, Senator Harris was so nasty and so disrespectful. And I can't believe Joe Biden picked her. Bro, that says a lot. That says a lot that I can call you on your shit. And you still say, man, that's a bad motherfucker. because she need to be on our ticket.

You know what I'm saying? And I thought it was whacked that Donald Trump called her nasty and disrespectful for something he could use against Biden. Senator Harris was calling Joe Biden out for his racist,

segregationist busing policy. Right. Trump, you've been pushing the line a little bit on Biden when it comes to how he talks about black people. Yeah. So why would you give that up?

There's a, I got to show you this. This is my favorite headline that I've seen Because of course now all the headlines are coming back What is April 3rd, 2019? Kamala Harris on Joe Biden's accusers I believe them Now she's his vice president It's the problem though

Did you stop believing him? Well no What's going on? What happened between that and now? You're not going to still be his running name if you still believe him. No, think about it like this. Because Joe Biden actually put out a statement about that, right? That was in April when he said that because they were asking Joe,

they were asking her about Joe Biden's inappropriate touching. They didn't ask him about the tarotie shit, because I don't think the tarotie shit was popping at that point. I could be wrong. I think it's inappropriate touching, and there are some people who said like he tried to kiss him or something like that. Yeah. And if I'm not mistaken, Joe Biden put out a statement about that.

Well, he didn't deny it. He just said he got to start giving, he said he know the times are different and he got to give women more space. or some shit like that? Hold on. Let me find that. I read that quote before and that's what I was like,

yeah, Joe Biden pledges to respect women's personal space. And he kind of gave an apology. I guess it was an apology. Let me see if I can pull that up. Yo, well, I'm honestly bummed. Yeah, he said Joe Biden has pledged to be more mindful

about physical contact with women, hoping to draw a line under a controversy that has clouded his respected White House bid. And Joe, oh, he said social norms are changing. I understand that. And I've heard what these women are saying. Yeah, and he's going to be more mindful. Yeah, it's the way I've always been.

It's the way I try to show I care about them. And I'm listening. The boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset. I understand it. And I'll be much more mindful. So once again, once again, Kamala Harris speaking truth to power. I believe the women.

Joe Biden coming through, they acknowledge, yo, I was kind of foul. Salute to you, Kamala, for not being afraid. You all got to, listen, they got to come with some better shit, man. I'm serious. This shit is kind of weak, bro. They got to come with some better shit. Because I like the fact that Senator the Harris stood on a debate stage and pressed a motherfucker

about why she was oppressed. Why the fuck did you have these racist segregationist policies? And I was one of those little girls. That's why I don't understand why Trump using that. Like, Trump, you could have used that against. Biden. And you're calling a woman nasty and disrespectful because she's questioning somebody about her own oppression?

Get the fuck out of here. Y'all, this shit is... I don't know, man. I was disappointed. I've seen the Trump campaign come with so much better shit. You want some heat. You want some heat. I mean, just be something a little smarter. Like, that wasn't smart.

That wasn't strategic, man. It just wasn't. I'm excited, though. If Trump does lose, imagine how funny is going to be when they're trying to get him out the white. house. I just feel like he's going to be crazy, petty. That's what you think's going to happen? And I'm saying if he was to lose, it would be funny how to get him out because I feel like he wouldn't

want to leave. He's not going to want to leave? He can't wait to get out of that old-ass building. He lives in nice hotels and shit like that. He don't want to be. I've been seeing that in him, bro. What? I've been seeing that in him. Well, he don't want to be there. I don't think he wanted no more. Really? Yo, would anyone? Bro, like, would anyone? It's the worst job. It's like,

The second you get hired, half the country hates you, the rest of the world kind of hates you, or at least is very critical of you, unless you know, I guess do right by every single country instead of doing right by your own. It's just the worst job. They tear apart your family, tear apart your wife. They make fun of your kid. They literally make fun of your fucking child. Like, it's just the worst.

It's the fucking, and let's say, hypothetically speaking, that he's doing this not because of ego. Let's say he's doing it because he truly wants to help. Let's say any president do it because they just want to help. Let's just say that. Obviously, they all have insane egos and they're all sociopath to a certain extent. But like, let's say you really are doing this because you want to help. And then while being helped, you're just getting torn to fuck apart every single day. You're like, fuck these people. And he's not even getting paid. And he's like, don't pay me. Fuck that. That's why when you're a public servant, it's not about you. That's just the truth to the man. When you're a public servant, it's not about

you. But it's also not about my family, bro. It's not about my kid. Like, like, it's just some weird shit. I get it. Like, who the fuck? I'm gonna tell you what else I thought was positively brilliant. Did you see the fucking trailer for the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Like, I don't know if you would call it a reboot,

but is somebody like, it's a reimagining of the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but it's a fucking drama? No. Brough? That shit looks fight. It's actually going to happen? That's the first time you're seeing that? That came out like a year or two ago.

You're a liar. Came out yesterday. No, I'm not. I saw the interview with Will Smith and the guy yesterday. But is it real? No, he's been discussed that a long time ago. It came out. Hold on, I got to look this up.

Is it real, though? It just came out yesterday. No, it didn't. Yes, it did too. I promise you. Prove it, Taylor. Show us. It came out.

I mean, I saw it yesterday when Will Smith actually interviewed the guy. Because they're now in production of it, but that trailer came out a year ago or so. Oh, but it's actually, it looks amazing. And the reason it looks amazing is because it's a drama, right? Because when you think about the fresh prints, like, you know, we laugh at the song. Like, you, hey, West Philadelphia, border to raise on the playgrounds where I spend most of my day. They're laughing, chilling all cool, relaxing inside the pool. But then a couple of guys, they were up to no good.

What was the up to no good they were up to? Started making trouble in the neighborhood. What? He got in one little fight. What did they get in a fight for? It looked like it was over basketball, but we don't know. know what they really got to a pipe war. And then his mom got scared.

Do you know how much trouble Will Smith must have been getting in in Philadelphia for your mama to ship you all across, on the other side of the fucking country? That's a good ass. From Philadelphia to Bel Air? That's a good ass point. Somebody must have been trying to kill you or something. You know what I mean? Like you must have really got into some shit.

What do you think that he got into? Why didn't leave too? The mom didn't leave because she got that whack. And they weren't going to. They weren't going to laugh. They weren't going to laugh. It weren't going to, yo, I'm telling you, for real. Yo.

Maybe semi-wap, though. She probably had a, she probably had a boyfriend that was with the shit. The boyfriend's like, look, I'm going to tell you something. Now, your pussy good enough to defend you, but not your son. Not your son. I can't help your son. I can't help your son. He's grown, all right?

You got to fight his own battles. But you, I ain't let nobody hurt my whack. Nobody could hurt the wife. We're going to keep this river running. We're going to keep this river running. We're going to keep. This goddamn ribble running. You hear me?

Okay. You know, it's a shame, bro? You know how amazing and, like, passionate preachers are when they speak about God and they speak about life? Yes, sir. We need a preacher who, like, just breaks away from the congregation to just talk about pussy in that same way. Like, imagine that same cadence. Imagine that same direction. Imagine that same passion, but talking about what?

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Shultz, you don't understand how accurate you are with that. I actually had that conversation this week with a great, great friend of mine, who I love dearly. Bro, the vagina is God. Ooh. Why are we lying ourselves? Shultz, everything we do revolves around the vagina. We create life through the vagina. life comes out of the vagina.

Life goes in it. We all work hard so we can have a little bit of change to take care of our vaginas. Because in the words of J.T. and Young Miami, broke dickers don't deserve no pussy. You understand what I'm saying? So when we talk about vagina,

when you talk about it in disrespectful ways and you know, you talk down on it and you talk about wanting to beat it up You talk about how you don't love these holes and, you know, bitches ain't shit. All of that nonsense. It's complete garbage. We worship vaginas. But what if they want us to beat it up?

Well, you try your best, but as Taylor told us, they lied to us. No. Okay. Oh, is that not God? Is God not a forgiving God? Is God not a forgiven God? Come on now. You put that little, you put that little whap in somebody's shorts and you think you're doing something

and she's just, uh, uh, uh, instilling that confidence in you. Right. As only, as only a faith in a higher power could. Only a God would be that merciful and give you that kind of grace. That is what that's what women need to start calling men with low penises. That's what they do to us. They give us grace. Grace.

Grace. Yes. That's grace. Yes, that is grace. The vagina's God shows. Vigina might be God. gentleman you have a really good like preacher like he had the face right and everything yeah you had the cadence going i kind of want you to keep talking about vagina keep talking i would

have been i would have been an amazing scammer i promise you if yes if they listen and by scammer i mean preacher if things if things if things that would don't go right i had i had another backup plan um but now i'll just be a pastor really what what what denominations Huh? What religion? Oh, I don't know. You said denomination. I was like, what the fuck is he asking me right now?

I thought I started to start, I started the name Decepticons. I thought to say Optimus Prime, Megatron. Isn't it denomination? It is that, right? Yeah. Yes, all I'm simply saying is I really do truly believe that I believe women and I, and Schultz isn't going to agree with me on this. I believe women should vote.

Closest thing we got to God on this planet, bro. Interesting. Why won't I believe you on that? I don't know. Sexism. I mean, I am sexist. But in the good ways. What?

I'm in the good ways of sexist. Explain. Like, I don't think you should have to protect yourself. That's my job to protect you. That's very sexist. Because I'm not looking at you going, oh, you're capable of protecting yourself just as well as I'm capable of protecting you.

That is blatant sexism. Taylor, how are you going to say that as a black woman? When all black women say all day long is how we don't protect y'all. Yeah. No, but in a way, you know, how he's explaining it. It is, really, because at this end of the day... Sexism is hot.

Like, women love sexism, you know? Like, I don't ever let my girl pay for shit. Let me look at the definition. Taylor, do you want men to protect you or not, Taylor? Do you want black men to protect you or not? I don't need all men to protect you. Not all men. but your man, should he protect you?

Okay. Now, see, I don't agree with that, Tairka. What if you're walking by yourself? Uh-huh. Right? And some guy, say, two guys just jump you. God forbid. There's no reason.

And it's just some dudes. It's just some dudes sitting on a step watching you get beat up. Like, that ain't my girl. That's fucked up. They're not supposed to intervene. Are you right? You're right. That's sexism.

The world runs on sexism. That is sexism. Let me look up the definition before you see. I don't think that we go watch. We think we're going to intervene. intervene if a dude's getting beat up, we're going to videotape it. Right? That's a viral video.

Sexism is. Right? The dudes getting beat up. Fuck out of here, bro. It says sexism is prejudice, stereotyping, or discriminating typically against women. Yes. On the basis of sex. Okay.

I discriminate on women on the basis of sex in terms of I will not allow you to fight for yourself. I will fight for you. I will protect you. I will provide for you. Now, is that a stereotype, though? Meaning that if a woman is getting into it with a man, should I just assume she can't fight? Exactly.

No, you shouldn't. Or should I just assume she can't be the man? But, you should. That's true, though. Men aren't stronger than women, though. Say it with your chest. Say it with your chest. Because that seems sexist, what you just said.

That was wild sexes right there. Sounds like we got something in common. What? You got to be specific, Taylor. You got to say men are physically stronger. Men are physically. By the way, but at the other day,

technically that's not true because with them, I'm not going to bring it out. Hey, bro. You know who's sexes? God. Why do you say that? Because he made us different. Why do he make us different?

Why do you make you guys emotionally stronger? Why do you? Why do that? Why do that? You ever had a kidney stone show? Say what? You ever had a kidney stone? I don't believe in them.

I never had one either. I'm sure that Chris has had an infinity stone. Chris has had everything. Chris had every curable. Chris hasn't had a kidney stone. Everything that could be treated, Chris has had. Chris, have you had a kidney stone? Is he there?

Yeah, I had one. See there? See? How was the pain, Chris? I'm prepared to argue it was bad as childbirth. and it lasted two weeks. And no childbirth is two weeks. So I argue I have my wife beaten that category.

That's sexism, bro. That's what men, that's what I always hear men say. That's sexism. That's what kidney stones feel like childbirth. That's sexism. How would a guy even know what childbirth is to even compare? That is sexist, Chris. Well, I'm guilty then because that was unbelievable pain.

What were you saying when you felt the pain? Like, what kind of sounds are coming out? I was on the floor throwing up. I had to go to the hospital twice. Did you have contractions? whatever they were, I don't know. But it was, it's the same concept. It's something moving through a space that's too small for the space.

Yeah. Yeah. Y'all know what it's not a human. Ladies. You know what I'm saying? It's not a human. But I'm saying all that to say, women are designed to take a different level of pain than men are.

Because we can't even, kidney, you heard what Chris said, kidney stones took him out. nonetheless pushing out a whole human being. Yeah. You know what I mean? Different level. So, yeah, so you guys are stronger in terms of your ability to take on pain. Okay.

But that's sexism. God made things like that. You got to allow sexism to be part of the culture. Is it sexism or just the way biological constructs? That's what it is. Are you saying that's what sexism is? That's what sexism is. It's built off of biology.

That's why we can't be. against sexism. Like, when you try to act like men and women are the same, you're going to get in a lot of trouble. But if you just acknowledge that we deserve equal rights, you deserve equal opportunity, you deserve everything a guy should have, but we're all so different,

and everything's good. Does it hurt when girls poop? Because I've never seen anything where a girl, like, you know how we're on movies or TV shows when, you know, our stomach hurts, and we got to run to the toilet. I've never seen that with a woman. It seemed like women just get it out quick.

Depend to treat. Sometimes. I'm just trying to find some physical contrast. No, well, not, I've never been constipated before, but like, whatever you eat, it's going to come out. Is it ever so much that sometimes it comes out of the vagina hole, too? No. Ew. That's not how it works.

I think that women, I think that if we. had to equate strengths of men and women, I think that at the end of the Madden rating, we would all end up with 99s. Based off, I said, if we all had to equate our strengths as men and women, at the end of the Madden rating, we would all end up at 99, just based off all of the different things, like physical, emotional, mental, spiritual, nurturing, whatever it is. You know what I'm saying? I think we would all end at 99.

Maybe it's not that we end up in 99, but maybe it's like, we got, you know, we have like 80 points to go around. And sometimes we have more points in like the strength category. They have more points in like the emotional category. Like it's just, but at the same, we all get 80. When you say emotional, when you say emotional, because men are definitely emotional.

No, it's not that we're not emotional. I think that women have a more complex emotional spectrum. Okay. So like you feel more things. We feel less things and we feel them way greater. So where women feel a million different things on a million different levels. Men feel angry, happy, sad, hungry.

Hold on, show. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Men feel the emotions that society tells us we're allowed to feel. Exactly, yes. Until, until we do the work on ourselves that allow ourselves to feel all of these other emotions. I think a lot of women feel those emotions already naturally.

Yes. You know how women will say things like, oh, won't you open up? Yes. We're more vulnerable. Society tells men we ain't supposed to do that. Yeah. Right.

So then our emotional reactions are only shown when they hit the extremes and we can't bottle them up anymore. Whereas women are allowed and rewarded for having these, you know, lesser emotional outbursts is the word, but like they're just like, yeah, I'm just feeling a little grumpy today. You're just allowed to feel that way where guys, we just got to be like, no, I'm good. Stiff upper lip. Let's go.

Absolutely. Absolutely. So when you. That's sexism. I was going to say, you guys use the term of like, oh, that woman's acting like a man.

If she acts or her emotional state is not the typical. No, we don't say women are like a man. You guys never said that before. When we call you crazy, it's because we're judging you based on a man's, a man's emotional spectrum. So if you're behaving,

for example, if I go, yo, you're acting crazy. I'm saying that as if one of my boys acted like you, because I would call him crazy. if he was acting in the way you were acting. That's what crazy is.

Whenever men call a woman crazy, we're judging you on a man's emotional scare. Like, I haven't called, oh, he'll acts like a guy because I'm not as per se soft or, like, I'm not as emotional or whatever. That's refreshing. I like that kind of stuff.

But maybe some guys don't. A lot of guys don't like that, though. Man, fuck him. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't like to do that either. I don't like to do that with men or women. I don't like to say somebody's acting like a guy. I don't like to say somebody's acting like a girl.

I'll say someone's acting like a girl. And I don't like calling people a pussy because calling them pussy is calling them God. And why would you call them something that you actually enjoy? You understand what I'm saying? Yeah, I never. And I hate when I hear women call

guys bitches. Because it's like, what are you saying? Yeah, you calling them yourself. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, Taylor, tell me, when you call a man a bitch, what do you mean by that?

I guess, like what you said, like, I'm not insult to myself because I'm not a bitch. But, But, um, yo, what do you mean? But I want to hear it. She's going to contradict yourself and it's fine. I'm not going to contradict yourself. Go, go, go.

No, but I know when, usually when women call a man and bitch, it's like they're, they're soft and like they're being a punk. All traits, sadly, that some people label on women, especially the soft part. Okay. Not the punk part, but per se, but the soft part. So you're using, you're using the worst version of. of yourself and you're calling it to someone else. Yeah. When I call someone a pussy or when I call someone a bitch,

I'm not talking them, I'm not talking to them with someone who's being a woman. I'm calling them, I'm saying you're acting as if you get entered. You're acting like you get penetrated. Yeah, like you're acting in a way. It's the same thing. It's the same thing.

It's the same thing. I'm going to be honest, I would have to, I would have to, yeah, every time I've done that in my life, it's been wrong because, like, whether you call a person the P word or the B word or even say, stop acting like a girl. Like, we do that and it's,

that is very insulting to women. Because I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I know some women that is harder than all you niggins, right? Right. It's just the truth to the matter. I'm just, I've always had more women around me than guys, and it's only because women have shown,

shown me to be more tougher. and more logical. Now, I ain't talking about toughness when it's a physical altercation time in the fight. I'm just talking about the rigorous shit that you got to deal with in everyday life on an emotional, mental, spiritual level.

Only women are going to help you get through that. I'm telling you that right fucking that. Especially black women. That's just the truth to the matter. I am who I am right now because of my mother and my grandmother. And my father definitely

assisted in that process but a lot of the negative things that he instilled in me, right? The man things, my mother and my grandmother absolutely balanced out. If that makes sense. You know what I mean?

I don't know what my mind state would be if I only listened to my father. Because, I mean, I love my pops, but he just was a nigger in a real way. Right? You know what I'm saying? Like my father's the type of person. We'd be sitting around and three's company will come on.

And my daddy say, look at that maggot. But he didn't say maggot. He was like, you're living with them two goddamn women and ain't doing nothing. That's the kind of stuff that seeps into your brain as a young child. Until you have a woman, the divine feminine, right, who can say, no, that's not how you should be talking about people. Oh, that's not how you should be talking to people. Is that where, like, sexual harassment comes from? Is that the seed of it?

Where, like, he's upset because that guy's living with two girls and he's not trying to fuck neither one of them, right? And then you hear that and you're like, oh, shit, if I don't constantly try to fuck girls, people think I'm gay. And now, anytime a girl walks around or she's cute or a girl's walking down the street or a girl drives by or whatever, now you're like, I got to hit on this girl.

girl or else people around me will think I'm gay. That's a great statement, but she led with sexual harassment. So I will say no. All right. I don't know why you let with sexual harassment. What do you call it? Street harassment? Cat calling.

Cat calling. Yes, but what you're saying is true. The constant trying to prove that you are a man. Yes. That's what you're taught men do, sleep with a bunch of women, howl at a bunch of women be a pussy hound. Yeah. Right?

That's what you're taught. So, yes, that is instilled in you by usually your father or uncles are older people in your life. Like, that's just the truth to the matter. I tell you all the story all the time. When I confronted my father about cheating, my father looked at me dead in my eyes and said to me,

oh, you only got one girlfriend. One day you're going to understand. So in my mind, I'm like, am I supposed to have a whole bunch of girls? One's too close to none, bro. I've always been like a faithful dude that could be with one woman. You know what I'm saying?

So, yes, if I'm out here cheating and creeping, whatever, it's because my daddy instilled something in me that was wrong. I was broken. Yeah. I was a broken little boy. You know what I'm saying? I was a broken little boy, and that's why I had to go do the work on myself.

You know what I'm saying? I had a lot of trauma. Can you tell I've said this before? In front of her? I think so. When I got caught? Yeah. It's just an interesting expectation to be upheld to you.

It is. It is. Being a man is hard, bro. Fight for your masculinity. It's exhausting. Like, it's exhausting. Fight for your masculinity every second. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Being society's version of a man is hard. I don't have that. Look how I'm seated. Like, clearly, I don't feel like I have to fight for my masculinity every second. Okay, I've got my balls tucked between my legs and my dick on top. I don't feel like I felt like I had to fight for my masculinity. I don't feel like I have to, but I also haven't had the same experience as other people. have grown up.

So now it resonates with me more like to people who constantly would just be like hitting on every single girl they saw. It was like, oh, you are fighting for your reputation. You're fighting for your masculinity. In a lot of ways, it's not even about the girl. It's about yourself. So you're cat calling this girl. It's always usually with their other friends.

Yeah. So your friends think you're somebody not so you could be with this girl. So when she rejects you, don't be upset because it never was about you getting with her in the first place. Yeah, it's about your ego But that's why we always say men Lead with ego on all these issues Our ego says we have to fuck a bunch of women

Our ego says we can't be faithful On one girl You know what I'm saying? Like yo, come on We used to give guys shit back in the day When they only had one girlfriend We never did that Well, I mean, but you know what?

I've always said, Shost's a true story I've always said you've always been a good example because when I've seen you with your woman, that was the one woman you was with. Right. And by mind you, this is, you know, he's still faithful now, but I'm talking about the conversations.

We're talking about eight, nine years ago. Yeah. You know, when I used to live, listen, when I used to live for an out-of-town shoot. Where are we going? Where are we going? We in L.A. Yes.

SLS, Beverly Hills. I got. I have a question for you guys. That S-O-S, bro. I have a question for you guys. I am so glad I grew up because I had a lot of work in them streets. You hear me?

I had a lot of work in them screech. I was a wild boy. It was good to get that out. Good to get that out the system. It was all ego. I'm telling you, it was all ego. It was me coming into this. new version of the idea of me being like a...

You want to try on the fucking cape, bro. You're the superhero. You want to try it out. I never been this version of Charlemagne five, six years ago. TV and breakfast club booming. You know what I'm saying? And as a wise man told me, one time a superhero going to test out his superpowers.

Uh-huh. It's like a girl gets a boob job. She's going to wear some crop shirts. She just wants to see how those things operate in the real world. She wants to see what she's going to get. She wants to see if she goes to the nightclub, you know. And you don't blame her. This is what it is.

A little deeper. Like, you know, you're a young black man who grew up on a dirt road in Mons Quina, South Carolina. And you get to a certain position. And now these women that you either grew up looking at in King Magazine or watching on TV. Speak on it. Maybe on TV now, whatever it is. Talk about it. Blue checks.

You got that blue check box. Hey, they've been hearing about me talk about this little seven-inch three-four. Ain't when it's warm out August comes They won't see what it's about Yeah, I'm saying? You see They want to test my gangster

You're out here on the radio Talking about sucking far out of women's ass As well Let's see about it Let's see about it They want to see what's up They want to say If I'm really about that shit

I'm checking on the goddamn radio They got a dangly thing in their throat Charlemagne They need that shit Moved out the way That's all I'm saying So yes it was a wild time About eight, nine years ago

but it was all driven by ego. And the best decision I ever made in my life was 2016, October 2016, when I said I'm going to grow up and stop being a little ass boy and start being a motherfucking man and be a real father and real, real husband. Okay. And my life has been amazing ever since. Now, I want you all to really think about this. And I'm not even fucking joking, yo.

Go back and look at old pictures of me. y'all give Dr. Sandy a lot of credit and Dr. Sandy deserves a lot of credit but one of the things Dr. Sandy instilled in me was lifestyle change. I stopped all that drinking, all that smoking, you know, all that staying up all night,

eating bad, you know, sleeping with a bunch of different women. Those dark blotches used to see in my face. Yeah. That was just guilt. Oh. And regret. Oh. Okay.

That's that. you get those blotches in your face when you ain't living right. When you out here doing wrong by your girl. Every time I cheated on my wife, a little patch got darker. You know what I'm saying? So if you ever thought I was out here looking like a bruised banana or a bruised eggplant, that is the reason why. But boy, when I change my lifestyle.

Clear it up. And stop leading with ego. And I'm in, am I not glowing? Wow. You might be glowing, bro. Am I not going? Come on, look at the glow. No, it's true, dude.

I didn't see the glow on top of your head. Yeah, honestly, the lights are reflecting off the top of your head. You have like a little halo thing going. It's amazing. Because God know, God know what I'm doing. Listen, God knows what we're all doing. Oh, shit. You hear me? He knows.

He or she knows what we're all doing. We can't lie to our creator. So when you see somebody, I'm telling you what they're going through, you'll see it all in their face. You'll see it in their eyes. When they are living the way they're supposed to be living, glow. Glow. Glow.

Glow. I just had to check my shit Make sure I'm cute I'm being cute Let's pay some bills And let's do a little shit you won't care about next week And ask idiots

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What one race rise is dominant. I think that it would be sort of like it is now where different races would thrive in different fields. But it would be very competitive because, you know, we don't know if certain races make great doctors. You know, we got all these stereotypes. So this race makes great lawyers. This race makes great doctors. This race makes great basketball players. We don't know because I think a lot of times,

based on your race, you gravitate towards certain things. You know what I mean? It might be some fire Asian rappers out there. Jane may not be the only one. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It might be some, it might be a lot of amazing Italian basketball player. I don't know.

You know what I mean? It might be some great, it is great black lawyers. But I'm just simply saying we gravitate towards certain things. based off what our race is. So I think it would be very competitive, but I think you'd be surprised at what people could do. Yeah.

I think people always find a way to, like, create hierarchies to, like, make themselves feel better without doing anything because that's all hierarchies are, right? It's just like, how do I give myself status without working for it? Oh, I have blue eyes, and blue eyes are the best. Why are they the best? You go to countries where everybody has blue eyes

and they like brown hair and brown eyes, because that's what's unique. You know, so it's like people always find different ways to create hierarchies. What I think, what would happen is maybe those hierarchies wouldn't be like racially specific. Maybe it'd be about religion or maybe be dicks, you know. It would definitely be big dick.

It would definitely be dick size, bro. I promise you. Yo, but even in history, no, you didn't see that. There are times in history where I think it was like Greek history or Roman history, I forget, you can look it up, but like, where they tricked everybody into thinking big dicks were gross and they were like animalistic. and it was their way of like fighting back against big dicks.

So the people in charge tricked all the women into wanting little dicks. And that's why those Greek statues all got those tiny little dicks. Really? It sounds like me. Yo, Chris, Chris, you know shit. How are you just telling me this and you know. Story. I have a phobia about big dicks?

You know, I know. I know. You would have been the first one. You've been the first one. Get them big dick animals out of it. I'd have been leading this tribe. But yes, get all these big dick motherfuckers out of here. Is it Greek or Roman?

what is it, Chris? Greek. It's Greek, right? And break it down exactly? There's a racial component, isn't there? Yes, they're Egyptian teachers. I don't know about that, but I know that in the artwork, they specifically tried to celebrate smaller men in that regard.

It wasn't the case in Roman. And, you know, the Greeks obviously had a very liberal attitude towards homosexuality, too. But they needed them tiny dicks that are getting their butts. What a fucking. waste of stone. I mean, God damn. Nobody appreciates little dicks, not even on a nice statue.

You should have been a grease, bro. Greece, they loving little dicks out there, dogs. Well, I don't have a little dick. Clearly, I would have had a big one in Greece. You would have had a big old Greek dick, bro. That's what you got to do. It's like, not for real, though. Why he's saying it like that?

No, bro. You get that chicken souvlocki, dog. No bald d. That chicken soublocky. That's what you even got. I got that ball. D. That big old Greek dick.

They call you the Greek freak, bro. I'm going to start calling myself that around the house. Oh, baby, I need you to call me Bog D from that one. What the fuck you mean bog D? Big old Greek dick. Get that dick bogged down in your pussy. Oh, my gosh. You have to get a tow truck to pull this dick out when I bog it down in that ditch of yours.

What is happening, you know? What's going to be? What's really going on, yo? Yo, what's really going on? I really hope. He does not the sex talk. Charlotte just blacked out, bro. Charlotte really just blacked out.

He started thinking about pussy. He got lost to that shit. He turned 13 again. Because pussy is God. That's it. Bagina is God. All right. Women are God.

Go, Taylor. Go. All right. Next question. What? Big old boy. Big old dick. God.

Bong that deep in that ditch Gotta get a tuck bone Tug that shit out Boooooooooo Oh my gosh Oh my This guy's crazy He said

This guy's crazy I'm the crazy You are crazy Man I'm a crazy man I'm a switchgy, well, maybe not. Oh, what, it's Christmas time? Saw off this dick, put it in the middle of Times Square,

now you've got your Christmas tree for Town Square with this big old dick. Wrap some Christmas lights around this dick, and you put some Christmas presents on the bottom of this dick, and you got a big old Christmas tree dick. That's how they talk in the old days, too. Got this big old goddamn Christmas tree dick, all right? You think them balls, they ain't balls, them gifts. Lick them gifts, girl.

Lick them gifts under this big old Christmas tree. Hey, those ain't balls, those ornaments on that goddamn Christmas tree. Right? You see them goddamn ornaments under that goddamn Christmas tree now. It's in the middle of the summer. Motherfucking talk about Christmas. Pull his dick out, pull his dick out in the middle of the summer talking to his wife. Now, come on now.

I don't act like you don't like this Christmas tree now. You see them ornaments now. Why is it always got to go to the country too, though? Come on now, go on to be the angel and get on top of this tree. Do a country accent too. Oh, what is going? What's even going on? Oh, my God.

Come on, Taylor. Are you ready? You ready? Give us another. Yeah, before we get right back into this. Hey, the reception for the TV isn't working. Can you fix it? While I take this.

You see, hey, hey, come on now. You want me to bring my remote over there to change the channel? Oh my gosh. You want me to bring this goddamn

optimum remote over there to change the goddamn channel? Now, come on now. You got to press the buttons now. Come on now. Press the buttons. That little part right under there. That's the Netflix button.

Touch that. Touch that. I'm going on. Oh, you said, come on. Oh, you said, come on? What's you trying to turn on? Can't turn on nothing Can't turn on his TV

Without this goddamn remote now I'm looking at Oh my gosh What is wrong with Andrew? Oh y'all Wow, man You're a wild boy Man

You're a fucking wild out here, bro You all right All right Cal This is from Calvin underscore Knox 92 Okay What new industry will pop up from this or what industry will look vastly different after COVID?

I don't know if it's a new industry, but you're going to see a lot of variations of the audio business. A lot, you know, because I think that the kind of content that we're producing, like whether it's podcast, I think that there's going to be, you know, scripted audio content, which already exists. I think it's just going to be a lot more of that because I think that we showed, you know, through a pandemic, this is what people want. They want information. They want companions.

It's like, it's like same thing with radio. Like radio has always been people's companion. People get in the car and they turn breakfast club on in the morning. Or they turn Angie Martinez in the afternoon or Dale Hughley in the afternoon because they have a companion that they can ride with. I think it's the same thing with podcast. Yo, let me go see what Shaolin and Shultz doing. I'm on my ride home.

I feel like I'm with them. I feel like I'm kicking it with them. So now I think it's about storytelling. I think you're going to see a lot more storytelling in the audio space. You know what I mean? That's what I mean? Yeah, I agree, man. I think that sounds right.

Just more like kind of advanced, scripted, higher production podcast probably. But also now since we're at home, I think there's this great opportunity to do visual. I think you see like all these podcasts that don't have a visual aspect. I think a lot of them are like, yeah, let's just cook up some video for this because we're not doing nothing anyway. We might as well. But yeah, I see that for sure.

What else we got, Taylor? Chase 589 says, what's the song that brings you closest to tears? I don't know, but whatever Charlotte was just doing with that sudden character brought me very close to you. I don't even know how we started that. Oh, yeah.

I got a song that I bring you close to tears. Put it in your goddamn mouth by Aconnelli. Because when I put this goddamn Christmas tree in your mouth and hit that little dangly thing in the back of your throat, you're going to start gagging and your eyes going to start watering. And you're going to cry. You're going to cry, goddamn. All right?

Put it in your mouth by Aconnelly. That's the song that brings tears to my eyes. Tears of joy, though. Tears of joy, right? Tears of god damn joy. Tears of joy. Because I'm glad I got the kind of bog deep that motherfucking brings tears to a woman's eyes because I can touch that little dangly thing in the back of your motherfucking throat.

Okay. And Charles, that's exactly how a woman talked to you when you got a little dick and you're talking to her like that. You feel that bog day, don't you? You feel that bog day, don't you? Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah, sure. Sure.

Whatever you say. Yeah, bog deep, bog deep. I don't know what a bog deep. What do you root for you, ball d, go, bog deep. Go, bog deep. Go, bog deep. I think it's balls deep. It is balls deep.

You're saying, what are you saying? No, I'm saying, bog deep, big old Greek dick. That's what the fuck I'm saying Bog D All right I know what I'm saying Bog D Borg D

Okay First of all Balls Deep has always been the stupidest thing ever Ain't nobody in the history of the world ever put their balls in a vagina No but you go deep Don't disrespect God like that

You go up to the balls You put the dick All the way to the balls I know that's how everybody fucks you go all the way to the balls. Like, why are we acting like that's hard to do? Exactly. What if you got a two inch penis?

Balls deep. You still balls deep. That's no bragging balls deep. Yo, I went balls deep on her last night. We'll be fire if you were like, yo, I just went head. Yo, I went head deep on her, bro. And then it filled up. I filled the whole thing up.

Head deep. That is big dick. Dick talk. Oh, baby. Because there's so much left after you put just the tip in. Yeah. You don't think, you don't know what I'm talking about? Like, you know, when you put like a thimble on your finger so you, a sewing needle?

Like, you know, that little monopoly thing? Hey, man. I just want to tell y'all that this episode was bought to you by WAP. So any sexual explicitness that you heard in this episode, blame Cardi B and Meg the Stallion. Okay. I want to be, I want to be as sexually free as Cardi B and Meg the goddamn stallion. And I'm going to tell you something, man.

Salute de Mague the stallion, calling out here calling men bottom feeders. I think that's a very derogatory term for an ass eater. Why? And I think it's a slur. I think bottom feeder is a slur. Really? But I'm going to tell you something. I ate so much goddamn ass on Saturday.

I'm not even going to lie to you, bro. Talk to me about it. I was just eating. I was just, I don't know. It was just something about, even though she, She called us a bottom feeder. It was just something about hearing that in a record that kind of just like empowered me. You know what I'm saying? When Megan was like, if he eat my ass, he's the bottom feeder.

Like, damn, you like it enough to give it a name? Even if you think it's a derogatory name or a slur. Still a name. It's like, yo, that's what's up. You know what I'm saying? Because we call ourselves team eat a booty gang. You know what I mean? I hope that you brothers out there's eating your wife's booties.

I don't know what to tell you if you're not. I'm not doing that shit. But you're not married yet. You're right. you know what I'm saying? Once you get that ring, put that ring, you got to get that ring around the ass. That's all I'm saying. So it's just like, yo, if you're going to be a bottom feeder, be a bottom feeder with your wife.

And, yeah, I ate a lot of ass this weekend, bro. Not going to lie to you. What did you guys have for dinner Friday? It was Saturday. Saturday was. No, but I want to know Friday because that's what you're going to taste on Saturday. No. Yeah.

16-hour digestion cycle. So whatever you had Friday. You were tasting Saturday. I don't know what it tastes like, but I know that it's intoxicated. Really? And, oh, yeah. You love some ass. I can smell it right now.

Oh, my God. Remember when they used to call you boonky nose? Booky nose. Technically, aren't you that now since you're eating ass? You know what else they used to call me? Bunky dick. Okay. They used to say, hey, they used to call me booky nose and snuffaloffin'es.

So they would say, hey, they used to call me booky nose and snuffaloffin'es. So they would say, hey. Booky nose. Show me that snuff of love against dick. That's what they used to say to me. And I'll be like, shit, Big Bird. What's the word? Stop the podcast right now.

Cut this shit the fuck off. Bye, everybody. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant of this podcast.

Thank you for listening. Peace, y'all.