The Brilliant Idiots - ALLLLLLREADYYYY

Episode Date: October 15, 2020

This week Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss Bill Burr's monologue on SNL, Trump dancing to YMCA, Lebron getting the respect he deserves, surprise call in from Taxstone, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How was your weekend? Are you weak? My week was good, man. We're busy, but it's good. I've been indulging in some good content. Working on a top secret project? Top secret. Top secret.

When you can let that fly, so we can shit on. fuck boys. Hey, it's going to happen, bro. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. You got to give me a couple names. You got to give me a couple names when people need justice,

Charlie, man. Tell me who's on the hit list. They're going to get some bars. It's no hit list. Always let success be, you know, your best reply. Yeah. That's it.

But sometimes it's fun to reply. They see it? Yeah. They see it. But sometimes it's fun to, like, make sure they know exactly, you know? Listen, my motivation, always. I'm more petty than you. I don't know, bro.

You might be more petty than me? I think our petty level might be equal, but I've learned to channel my petty differently. Yeah. The last dance, man, I'm telling you, the last dance. It changed my petty perspective. It put my petty in perspective for me. Interesting.

When you take it personal, just make sure you execute it through the work. Give me an example. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan sitting in that goddamn locker with that baseball bat, smoking that cigar. and just thinking about all that shit, BJ Armstrong? BJ Armstrong?

You don't have won three rings with me because of me? And you got the nerve because you have one good fucking game. See? That's me. My mood is always Michael Jordan with the baseball bat smoking the cigar in the locker room. So that's it. The motivation, the chip on the shoulder motivation.

I took it personal. George Carl, don't want to speak to me in the restaurant. I take it personal. And it's nothing wrong with that. Like, I don't take offense. Yeah. Because that which offends you only weakens you and creates the same negative energy

that offended you in the first place. That's where revenge comes in the play, right? Right. Because then somebody does something to you and you want to go back and do the same thing to them. That's whack. Right. You got time for revenge.

Revenge is for broke motherfuckers. Because when you don't have anything else to do, that's what you resort to. I'm serious. It's so true. It's true. I don't have time for revenge. Revenge of.

It's true. Now we got to go get revenge. No, we got to get money. We got to go get money. That's the revenge. It's good. You know what I mean? It's cool.

I'm like it. I like it. It's motivation. I do like the motivation. Yeah, man. It is weird. It's hard to be motivated when nobody's coming for you. Woo.

You know what I'm saying? Or maybe it's better to be said like it's much easier to be motivated if you create that enemy. Ooh. Pull up T. T.I. Motivian motivation lyrics, Alex. This is going good. What is he said?

It's good. I'm telling you, I bet you you'll start listening to this before you hit that stage and shit. Oh, really? Okay, get it. Go to the hook. What's the hook? Motivation. Okay, let me do this part, Andrew.

Motivation. Okay. Niggas faking only going to inspire. Motivation. All you're hating is fueled to my fire. It's motivation. Negro's plighting on the crown slowly dropping. It's motivation.

Hey, when I ain't slowing down and I ain't stopping motivation. Now you don't stop my show, motivation. You ain't know I don't stop our goal. It's motivation. Sucker. Just can't make me suffer just make me stronger and make me tougher motivation. I need to get into TI, bro. Yeah, just get the clean version.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like how you started editing it. That made me way more enjoyable for me. That first N-word is sharp. What is it, 1230? That's my first M. I'm a good. I like this?

Okay, am I like this? But no, for real, take it personal. Take it personal and let it be your motivation. That's all. That's all. Just the revenge. Like, revenge, just for poor people. Yeah.

It's so true. And I mean, I don't mean that. I don't mean that for like poor people, poor people. I'm talking about poor people. Give me an example. What do you mean by that? Like people who are in the game and act like they have it all together. But when we're looking at them, you're like, oh, you don't really got it.

You're faking. There you go. It's a filter. Poor everything. Poor character. Not really up. financially, just a poor individual. Yeah, that was a good save, bro.

Like, you've saved shit in the past, but that save right there? That's Mariana Rivera, bro. Because that's how I really meant to do. I don't like, you know, I don't ever shit on people because of their financial situation, unless they act like they got money. There we go. Now, if you act like you got money and we find out of those people. You should.

Because they're, because they, we're not shitting you for being poor. We're shitting you for being liars. You're fron. Word up. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Why do we hate that?

You know why we hate it? Because I think maybe there's like part of us that feels insecure by the wealth that they're presenting. And then when we find out that they were faking it the whole time, we're like, how dare you make me feel insecure? I don't even think it's that. I just think that, I mean, that's not a bad point. I just think that when people front like they got money,

it shows the insecurity in them. And they think that having something like money, having currency or something and some monetary value is going to make them a better person. It doesn't. To me, the fullest people in life are people who, you know, see life for what it really is, who move with a certain level of integrity.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who always display good character regardless of what their situation is, whether they up or whether they down. What's the saying? Like, you could tell the true testing of a man by... By how they treat people who can't do nothing for them. Yeah. Or you can tell the true character of a person

or how they reply when their back is against the wall. Keep going. When your back is against the wall, you're either going to, you know, sit back and assess the situation and ease your way out. are you just going fucking fight or fight everything in the room and just don't give a fuck who you cut give a fuck who you shoot you're going to take everybody out just to save yourself yeah you know what I mean like when a person's back against the wall that's when you really get to see what a person is truly about

like what would what will you compromise when your backs against the wall yeah you know what I mean yeah are you gonna are you just going to lose all control I remember once I was talking to dovol do do you did do you ever tell you that time where he like he was in some I don't know some fucking island where there was like an under rock river. Yes, and he was, he almost drowned. He almost drowned. And he's like, normally I probably would have just freaked out and tried to like lash all over the place and, you know, squirre my way out.

But I knew that that was going to guarantee my death. I just calm down. I look for where the top of where the bottom was and I went for it. Ooh, I like that. That's like a gay man's buffet. Yo, top and bottom? It don't matter where the top of the bottoms are. Damn, bro.

Shows of Trump. You, Trump is not playing any games a week. Did you see all the videos? He doubled down. Which ones? There's so many. Bro, he doubled down. They said he's high out of his mind right now. Really?

Oh, yeah, he's like on Adderall or Ritalin or some shit like that. Why? Just because of the anxiety? Because of the campaign? Not even anxiety. I think that he's got to seem like virile. You know, he's got to seem like he got it all together. He's coming off this corona.

And he's like, I'm immune. I could go into the crowd. I could kiss everybody. I'll kiss the men right on their mouth. Oh, I loved that. He said, and then he goes. I saw that. I was very progressive.

I might not enjoy it that much, but I still do it. He said that? Yeah. I didn't see that point. I didn't see that point. I swear out. I saw the beginning point. I saw him say he'll kiss the men in the beginning.

I didn't say him nothing but say he was. No, no, no, I'll put it right now. And now I'm immune, they tell me. I'm immune. I could come down and start kissing everybody. I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman. Look at that guy how handsome he is. I'll kiss him.

Not with a lot of enjoy. but that's okay. He's stealing that gay boat from Biden, bro. How are you going to let him steal a gay boat? He's he's campaigning on the wrong thing, though. Chris Christie is the guy you should be using, man. Chris Christie's 563 pounds and got asthma and survived COVID, bro. Yeah.

Open the country. Crack it open. Open the country, man. Okay. This is fucked up, man. I just looked at a DM, somebody sent me like, yo, this is you kissing your girl? Hilarious.

A couple with big noses, you're like, hilarious. Hilarious. Let's get into the show. What did you see this week that you thought was positively brilliant? What did you see that made you say, what a fucking idiot? Positively brilliant, got to be Trump going gay. I love gay fun, bro. I love white boy fun.

So anytime you can play with it, especially, like, when you think of the perception of, like, what is, like, the most conservative, right-wing, magad dude, right? You think that they're going to be super homophobic. Did you say maggot? No, I didn't. What did you say?

I said maga. Oh, maga. Come on. All right, point is, he came out. He's dancing a macho man. Aye. Macho man. That's YMCA.

That's why that's the gay group. Trump knows what the fuck he doing for real, yo. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

He's like, you are LGBT cute. Yo, that would be hilarious. Trump's like, I put the T in LGBTQ. Done. Done. Gay dudes got a vote for him. They got a vote for him. By the way, you got to admit, very progressive.

He's got to be more progressive than Biden. In that regard, in what? Why do you think the pivot? Why do you think the pivot? pivot. A little colon check while he was in the hospital maybe. Yo. That's interesting.

Maybe. They might have gone up there. There might have been some sort of rectal exam that he enjoyed. And it's impossible to not orgasm. That's not true. I don't believe that. People say it all the time. We actually did a topic on breakfast club that Taylor hated on.

She did not want me to do the topic. This is a gay myth. And nurses were calling saying they do it all the time. It's a gay myth. Remember when they was doing the colon check? You're talking about it like a guy's G spot is in the butth. Like on American pie. When did we did that topic?

We definitely did the topic and people were calling in saying that they were coming. This is, this is gay guys put the propaganda out there so they did. No, no, no, that is true though. They do come. They don't come. It's not real common. It's just fluid. I know this for a fact.

I looked it up because it smelled a little fishy for me. It's like a guy starting to say to a girl like, oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. It smelled fishy. What you mean? You was doing it to somebody? They was doing it to you? What happened?

What did you? No, what I'm saying is like, you heard people say this. They're like, oh, listen, if a guy needs an orgasm, then all you got to do is just finger your butt. That's where the guy's G spot is. And it's like, if I was a gay dude, that's what I would tell straight guys. Right? That's just propaganda. No, I watched gay porn.

And they were coming from the butt. What? I watched gay point. They were coming from the butt. There's no way to come in from their butt. No, no, no. No, no. I didn't say that, Taylor.

What happens is. Hold on. Wait a minute. They're coming out of their butt. Like, the guy pulled out and there is come. Yeah, the guys come. No. You know how sex works down?

It was on the guy's dick, the guy that was penetrating him. There's no place for the cum to go when you nutting somebody's ass. Yeah. Unless it was the lube shit that turned white, then whatever. No. Would it look like a fresh cinnabund? It looked like cum. Okay, let's explain the birds and bees and tail, right?

When you have a vagina, when a man ejaculates sperm travels because it has some place to go, it's trying to get to the ovaries, right? The egg, yeah. In the ovaries. If you nut in somebody's butt male or female, there's no place for it to go. No, I know that. I'm not saying. So the cum didn't come out of the guy's butt.

Let me tell you something. If you're a guy and you're coming out of your butt, you are gay. Very gay. I don't think you can become gayer than that. Yeah. It's like gay backdraft. Like you fucking, you nut in the butt. And then the nut comes back on you.

What? Jesus Christ. But no, that is that. That was. Why are we bringing Jesus into this, bro? Whoa. Why are we bringing Jesus into this? Whoa.

Why, though? What's he about to do? I feel a punchline coming. What's he about to do? Listen, you know what else? He's ripped, though. Jesus is not ripped. I don't look at that, bro.

What? Wait, you've never seen Jesus' bald, dude? No. Dude, pecks, abdominals, bro. Hair looking perfect. Really? Yeah, dude. I never saw it.

Wait a minute. You guys have never, go, put it up a picture of Jesus. Don't pull up Jesus. Leave Jesus alone. Whatever Jesus is doing, he do not want to be bothered. No, bring it up. Jesus is, listen, Jesus having brunch right now with Pock and Jesus like, is Andrew fucking with me again? I'm complimenting him. I'm telling him he's fit. Jesus like, am I going to have to show Andrew something again? Bring up P90 Jesus real quick, would you?

Who is the P90 Jesus? Somebody said, oh God, I forget who's joke this was, but they said, that's CrossFit. Wow. Wow. Tell me he's not written. And go good abs, Al. I actually think it may be okay to get jokes off about white Jesus. Yes. I think it might.

I'm not sure, so I don't want to test it. Yo, but Christians know how amazing a body Jesus had. He's literally the son of God. You think the son of God is going to have a trash body? Now, that's ridiculous. Look at my man right there. I've never seen that. Son, that's Raiu from Street Fighter.

That's not even Jesus, bro. This meme says, look at how ripped Jesus was on the cross, though. Man, those abs. O-M-G, his pecks, total sploosh. Thank you. What the fuck? Thank you. I've never knew that it was a thing.

Did Jesus have chiseled abs? Yes, he did. Did Jesus work out too much? No, no, don't disrespect Jesus with that beer belly, bro. This is insane. Look at him. Jesus ripped. He's not.

That's shredded. Yeah, yeah, shredded. Yeah, that's six-pack. That's shredded. And back in the day, they didn't have any, like, cool gym equipment or nothing.

He's eating hummus all the day. This guy's got an amazing body giving a diet. He was loaves of bread and fish. Local, yeah. Drinking wine all the time? Dr. drinking wine?

Yeah. God bless Jesus, man. God bless him, bro. Listen, you know who else was positively brilliant this week? Bill fucking Burr. Oh, God. I thought Burr was brilliant.

I text you on Saturday night. I said Bill Burr on SNL. I literally thought that he was going to have a lot more people upset with him than I saw. What I saw, was exactly the way things are supposed to be, meaning it was a balance.

Some people liked it, some people didn't like it. I thought that's what you want. I just thought people were going to jump on the fake woke train and just be upset. You know who saved them? Who? Black people. You think so? 100%.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Because the only people upset at that are like white women, like liberal, rich white women with trust funds and like super beta male dudes that are trying to get laid by those white women. Very contradictory, though. But what I'm saying is black people watch this and shared it like a motherfucker. But I'm going to tell you something.

So now those white people couldn't say shit because they're like, this is so offensive. And then they see all the black people like, nah, they got it right. Now the white people are like, okay, we'll be quiet. I was shocked at a lot of sisters, though. I'm not going to lie because those are the same sisters who don't want nobody referring to women as bitches. So the question I asked on the radio Monday, when is it okay to refer to women as bitches? If it's your bitches. He was referring to his bitches.

as white women. He's married to a black woman. But he was calling white women his bitches. True. Think about that. He goes, what do he say specifically? He's like, my bitches. My bitches.

But so how does feminism work then? Because feminism is supposed to be across the board, right? Feminism is supposed to be women don't want men disrespecting women. So even if you feel that way about white women, shouldn't you stick up for those white women being called bitches? Shouldn't you say, hey, I agree with Bill's point. But I don't think any women should be called bitches. You should? You should.

But if I may speak on behalf of my bitches, that's none of y'all business. You know what I'm saying? I can't tell y'all about your women. You can't tell me about my bitches. I'm not mad at you. I think I kind of like that separation. I get it. I just want everybody to keep that same energy for later on.

That's all I'm saying. Intellectually, you're 100% right. Yes. Intellectually, the feminist movement should just be about gender in general if you have a vagina or if you want to, or if you identify, if you also are that, then you should be able to just, you know, fight for all the rights that women should want to have. And you should be offended by all the things that are against women. That being said.

I thought it was great. It's comedy, baby. And that's what I'm hoping. I'm hoping that Bill Burr in that moment, because for whatever reason on Saturday night, everybody understood the nuance of comedy. He's that good. He is. And there's a different, like, he is, like, specific things that he does.

Chappelle's that good, though, and people don't understand the nuance of his comedy when he offends certain groups when he says something about transgender or whatever. Like people get upset? Maybe the joke wasn't that good. I thought it was great. Which one? The transgender one from the, not anything from 846, the transgender one from sticks and stones. Oh, about the car. The car, being in the bar, you know what I'm saying?

But the transgender community was upset about that. But it was a joke. So I'm just trying to figure out when do people see the nuance in comedy. I think for this specific set, I mean, it was so genius because what he did is like he played off of the oppression matrix, right? Like if you're somebody who believes in like an order of groups that are oppressed and like black people are at the top and then maybe gays are under black people or trans are under black people, then gays and then Asians and Indians and then at the way, way bottom white people or whatever versus. All you need to do is make sure when you're punching the joke, you're using a group that is more. oppressed than the group you're making fun of. You know what I'm saying?

So if you're talking about gay people and you're saying they don't deserve a month, if you justify it by saying, black people get the worst month, why can't they get a better month? You got all the black people saying, yes, yes. And all the white people are going, well, black people got a worse than gay. So, okay, I can laugh at this joke. And you got all the black gay people confused. They're like, huh?

What? And then they go, wait, two months a party? Okay. I think black gay people are cool with that, the whole summer off? The funny part about that bit was I knew that. I knew that they was going to flip Bill Burr's words. Because what Bill Burr said was the LGBT community has not been enslaved. But I saw the narrative shift on social media and they were saying,

how dare he say LGBT people haven't been oppressed. He didn't say that. He didn't say that. He said enslaved. He didn't say anything about oppression. Even though enslavement is a part of oppression. He said they weren't enslaved. That's a very distinct word.

There have been gay people that have been enslaved, but not. for them being gay. Yes. Because the second you would be put in chains, you'd be like, oh, no, did I say I was gay? I'm not gay. Yes. And then you're out.

Yes. And I knew that they flipped that on him, and I knew they were going to do that. But overall, I was really like, wow. I was like, wow, I liked the reaction from it. The February line, like, they're equator people. Why are you giving them February? I thought it was great.

That shit was, oh, I thought Bill slapped. I was, I'm sitting there on the couch, like, laugh. You know, I'm like, S&L monologna, so you laying back. Yeah. And you're like, Wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on now.

What was your first laugh? Talking about dreams come true when Rick Moranis got punch in the face on the upper west side. I didn't understand that one. Oh, that shit killed me. The guy from Honey of the kids got punched in the face walking down the street. And he's just like happy that it happened. I had no idea Rick got punched in the face.

Oh, yeah, yeah. He got knocked out. Why the fuck would you punch Rick Moranis in the face? He shrunk them kids, bro. He can't be shrinking kids. Does he still look like Rick Moranis, like glasses and everything? He probably does, bro. God, that's fucked up.

That's not a good testament to New York being back, bro. I mean, a little bit, though. A little. Somebody get robbed in Times Square at gunpoint. Then you'd be like, I ain't New York. This is New York again. I'm looking at Al who's dressed so New York right now. Al brought out his New York outfits of the whole last week.

Today he was doing chicken noodle soup with the soda on the side. Yeah, no, when I walked in, y'all was playing like a gnauz and shit. By the way, there's nobody that can quote guru better. Ed Sharon. Really? Ed fucking Sharon. If Ed ever did lip sync battle, he should do right where you stand,

uh, guru in fucking Jadicus. He'll quoted verbatim. You want to know something crazy? I don't know who guru is, bro. Hey, sounds about right. I don't know who Rick Moranus is.

There we go. This is a brilliant idiotes, baby. You remember that guy from Ghostbusters? Yeah. Who was fucking a dog? That's fucked up. Who would punch Rick Moranus? Show me the video of him getting punched.

I never saw that before. He guessed. Wopped. Why? Yeah, he's just walking. Like, can't I get a drop-wop? Can I get a drop? No, no, he connects.

Hold on. Let me see, man. Rick Moranis. Nobody did any good honey. I punched the kid dope joke after this. Let me see. When was this? This was recent.

Oh, yeah. It's literally like last week or so. Man has having a rough day. You got the I Love New York sweater on. You got to love it. It's super official. Keep going. Don't worry.

Oh, yeah. He just looking. to punch the first white person he sees. Getting knocked out. Oh, you see it back there? Oh, he hit him already. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How do we know that was Rick Moranis?

Well, Rick Moranis said, I got punched in the face and we're like, oh, come on, Rick just looking for some fucking attention. I mean, I saw it, but how do we know that's Rick Moranis? Well, no, Rick said it was me. I got punched in the face. What did Rick say to him? He was just walking. Are you victim blaming?

Are you a victim blaming? Rick might have said something to him walking. He was fucking past him, yo. What do you think he said? He was rapping T.I. motivation and let that N. That's what the fuck happened. What else did you see this week? That's piloting brilliant.

I made you say, what a fucking idiot? I saw a lot of good shit this week. I didn't see a lot of dumb shit at all, yo. I'm trying to think. Anything extremely dumb? I don't know. Al, we talked about you. There were some dumb stuff.

What happened? Me, we were talking about in the group chat. Plies talking about the L.A. Oh, my God. Bro, pull that up. Pull that up. What? What?

Plies. Listen, I got love for Plyce. Salute the Plyze. I think Plyze is super entertaining. I think Plyze is super smart. But, bruh. My second favorite rapper is music I don't listen to. This tweet right here.

Plies tweeted out, I think it would be dope if the Los Angeles Lakers gave the NBA championship trophy to Brianna Taylor's family. What the fuck are you talking about? Plies, put the Remy down. Why? Why? Yeah. Like, we got to get over symbolism and we got to get over tokenism.

but what the fuck is Breonna Taylor's family going to do with an NBA trophy? Yeah. Like, why? Can we call him? Who, Ply. Yeah, do you have his number? I would love him to explain that. Yeah, I used to have Plyne's number, but I ain't taught to Ply's a minute.

Not on the phone. Yeah, we got to get him to explain that. What would they do with that trophy? What would the, why? Listen, by the way, I don't even understand the sentiment. Yeah. I don't even understand why he thought that would be a good idea. They didn't win the championship for,

They're not even from L.A. Exactly. Yeah, where they from again? Kentucky. They're not from L.A. Yeah. Like, there's no correlation between the NBA trophy and Brianna Taylor's family. Yeah.

Listen, we all want justice for Brianna Taylor. Mm-hmm. We want the best for the Brianna Taylor family. Mm-hmm. That ain't it, class. Yeah. That ain't it. That ain't it.

Is this simply not it? Like, why? I think it would be dope if the Lakers get it. I mean, that's when everybody's caught up in the hype. Yeah. You're happy. You're happy. Happy LeBron won.

You know what I'm saying? We haven't really had things to celebrate all year long, bought a championship back to L.A. It's like, huh? L.A. ain't won a chip in 10 years. Kobe died this year. They dedicated the trophy to Kobe Bryant fans. By the way, people were saying that the trophy

should go to Kobe Bryant's family. No, I don't think so easily. Yeah, no. No. They dedicated the season to Kobe. They dedicated to win to Kobe. That's LeBron's. That's Anthony.

Davis's. That's the Lakers, that NBA bubble was stressful. They was away from their families for a few, a few months. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's their trophy. I completely agree with that, but I'm just saying Placca at least said Kobe. Like, you're saying Brian. No, I'm just saying, if you're going to say someone. I hear what you're saying because Kobe's

more related because of Lakers, but yeah, it just makes absolutely no sense. How did you feel about the Lakers winning? Do you think LeBron is starting to, I don't know, come a little closer to Jordan in the no conversation? No. Not at all? Not even close. And then I think I think that it's disrespectful to LeBron.

And I saw LeBron after the game and LeBron was like, yo, I just want to get my respect. My respect. LeBron deserves all the respect in the world. And LeBron would already be getting his respect if we stop comparing him to Michael Jordan. Yeah. Michael Jordan is up here. Michael Jordan is a god. Like I'm 42 years old.

I've seen Michael his whole career. I've seen Kobe Bryant his whole career. I saw the tale in the Maddoch, Johnson. I saw Shaq. You know what I'm saying? I saw Alan Iverson. LeBron James is absolutely one of the greatest players ever. Augu top three, top five, whatever it is. Sure. He's not Michael Jordan. Yeah. He's not. No, I think he's Kobe now. No, he's not. I think he's Kobe. No, he's not. I think he's fucking cor. He's not going to call LeBron pussy. Fine. I'm not going to call him pussy. But I'm just saying y'all know what I'm talking about though, right? You all know what I'm talking about though, right?

on the planet is the black man. The black man. No, LeBron James. But y'all know what I'm talking about, though. You know what I'm talking about, though? No. Really? I'm not going to call LeBron pussy.

That's crazy. He could be a little more aggressive, though, as in, like, don't act all cry, baby. Like, oh, I hit my wrist. You know y'all saw that. Still sounds like you're calling him a pussy. I'll be honest with you. I think it's, like, very oppressive for women to be, like, reducing men to their body parts. You know what?

We would never do that to you. How you reduce a man to your body part? Yeah, that's fucked up. I hate we all switch shit. This is crazy. I just don't understand. And by the way, I don't call people pussy because I enjoy pussy. I think we should start doing that shit, Charlemagne.

What? This calling girl, you know, this girl's acting like a nut sack. Look at this nut sack over here. Why do you say it like that? In Philly, they do say nut ass. That's what that's one of what you saw. Wait. That's not.

That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's not. That's what that is. Yeah. She's crazy.

She's so Philly. She's so Philly. You just type in Philly terms into the poor search. She went to point out and put in nut ass. That's what you did. No, I didn't it. I hate John. You went to point out, typed in nut ass.

And that's what you saw. You saw a man's ass nutton. Bro, bearded, nut-ass John. She probably was looking for her, looking for a dude. She'd know. Yo, you know that dude that you used to mention back in the day? He's on Pornhub for real. We mean Google is nut ass.

That's what happened. Also, what's a beard in gay culture? What is a beard and gay culture? A cover up. They call it a cover up? You didn't know that? No? Yes, a man who pretends to be...

Let me not talk about all this gay show with my legs crossed like this. I don't even know all this. I'll spread my legs more manly. It's nothing wrong with being. Did you guys know what a beard is? A gay culture, girl! But I will say to Taylor's point,

even though she's using these appraisers. impressive terms to describe disrespectful humans. Men are humans too, yo. Even though we built like don't know, I mean, even though we built like don'ties out here? LeBron's skill set.

Maybe LeBron's all around skill set is probably one of the best you've ever seen. Right? But he's not exactly. He don't have that black mamba mentality. That killer instinct, like when Kobe's on the floor, it's a

good chance they're going to win this game. Is Kobe passing up that last shot in game five? Hell no. Daniel Green could just sit on the bench. Oh, no. All four of the other guys could just go sit on the bench. Kobe going five and going on one. Hell no, Kobe, not passing.

Are you serious? Michael might, though. MJ might. That's right. He passed the Pax and he passed the curve. There was a meme that went around about Mike. Someone asked Michael who's doing the last shot, whatever. He was like me.

Me. Yeah, from the last dance. And by the way, LeBron made a good basketball play. He made the perfect basketball play, which is what he always does. But he didn't make the perfect alpha male basketball player play. Alpha male basketball player is holding that ball to the final shot and he's taking that goddamn shot. He's not giving it up. But I wonder if his ability to kind of like delegate the responsibility and oftentimes,

maybe not the leadership, but at least like the last second shots, I wonder if that's going to stretch out his career. Because I wonder if he'll be able to let a. take over and he can play second fiddle to AD and be a really effective second fiddle where maybe Kobe wasn't able to do that, right? Like Kobe still had to be the alpha of the team. He wasn't willing to like relinquish that star role. Lakers going to need more pieces though.

You think? Yeah, they're not as loaded. They're not as loaded as the clippers. They're not as loaded as the Warriors. Yeah, but maybe the Warriors when they start to come back and the Warriors got a pick. It could be crazy. Let Warriors pick that goddamn seven foot one center from fucking Memphis. It's the name James Wiseman.

Who's that? White guy? No, he's black. James Wiseman, 7-4-1, can pass the ball crazy. He only played a year in Memphis. And then I think he got fucked up with the NAACP. Not the NACP. Who the FugheyCP?

N-C-W-A. N-C-Witt. What happened? What happened with the N-Wis-E-Wis-M is a beast, yo. Really? Yes. If they get him at number two, that's starting five of Curry and Thompson in the backcourt. Wiggins and Draymond.

And Wiseman in the front card? I forgot they have Wiggins. But Wiggins is a little soft. No, Yo, but Wiggins is a little soft. Wiggins average 23 last year. Yeah, but he's soft. Like Jimmy Butler ate him up.

That's why I was one of the reasons why Butler couldn't work out in Minnesota because all those guys were soft. You don't need to be a star. All William got to do is coming there with his skill set. Clay and Steph going to take so much pressure off him and they back healthy. He'll probably average 25 next year.

Mm. So he'll feel like, just being a swing man. He'll be like the Harrison Barnes. Remember what Harrison Barnes was on going to say? Yes. Yeah, it's going to be trickier out there. But still, LeBron, you can't count LeBron. I think LeBron got one more in him, bro.

I think he got one more year of peak LeBron. Like, he'll take whatever team he's on to the finals. I think one more year. I don't know. I mean, I don't have no reason to bet against him. You know what I'm saying? I don't know if the Clippers got it, man. I think Paul, you want to talk about, like, mental weakness.

I think Paul George got some real. He need to hug a tree, dude. He needs to talk to some crystal expert. He really needs to go through the whole Charlemagne transformation. You think so? Yes, because the dude. because the dude mentally is not there. He's got the physical abilities.

That's how I feel about Kyrie. I think he has delusional confidence the opposite way. Really? Yeah, and I think you need it to be six foot and think that you could be dominant in the NBA. You need to have delusional confidence, but sometimes when you have delusional confidence, you don't, you block out all criticism that can help you.

Yeah. See, you know, I get what you're saying because that mental aspect of it takes you to a different level. That mental aspect makes you like a god amongst me. Jordan, right? That's Cody. It's literally like watching, like if you've ever seen Fantastic Four or just any Marvel, it's like watching thing, right? Like, like, like, like LeBron is the thing. He's the Hulk. Which one is thing? The rock guy? The rock guy. Yeah, okay. He's just such a great physical specimen. He's stronger than everybody. Like, he can just ball out. But it's just like,

like, like, Michael Jordan is like cerebral with it. You know what I'm saying? And he has the skill set. Not saying LeBron's not cerebral because his basketball IQ is through the roof. I'm just, I can't, if you, you had to see Michael to understand it. You had to see Kobe to understand it. It's just just one little gear that they have. Yeah, like a killer instinct, a will to win that's just like, mm. It's killer instinct, dude. Like game five, no.

Yes, game five, like you said, I doubt Michael's passing that ball. I doubt Kobe's passing that ball. But guess what? The other thing, if we were watching that game back in the day, we knew the Bulls was about to win. You understand what I'm saying? It wasn't up in the air. I'm like, oh, Jordan going, he got this. I remember as a Knicks fan growing up,

remember when Jordan were coming in the fourth quarter with about eight minutes left. He would get his rest at the end of the third. And then the first maybe like three minutes of the fourth, he'd get a little rest. And he'd come back in. And I remember being a Knicks fan going, okay, we're up eight,

but Jordan's coming back in. And the entire time, you're terrified. Because you see him slowly start chipping away that lead, chipping away. And he was just hoping that you could hold him off. And it's not going to happen. That's the inevitable. The dude's going to win.

Michael Jordan is like Rocky, bro. He's like fucking Hulk Hogan. It's just that he plays a real sport. Real life superhero, man. Hulk Hogan was getting his ass beat, but you knew eventually... Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

You knew eventually that finger was coming and he was going to kick you in the face and hit you at the leg drop. Same thing with Rocky. You know, eventually Rocky was going to come back and fucking win that fight. Michael Jordan the same way. Yeah. And Kobe was the closest thing I saw to that. Yeah, with the killer.

Didn't, I don't, I don't, I know, LeBron is phenomenal. He's great. I just don't see that in Brown. And the problem is, that's what he wants, though. I give LeBron, that's what he wants, but I give LeBron respect

because he's the first LeBron James. I'm not comparing LeBron to nobody. We got to stop doing that. The reason we got to stop doing that because we're not doing him any justice and we're actually discrediting Jordan's legacy. Yeah, but you know we love these comparisons. It's how we make sense of the world, man.

It's the conversations we have at, you know, the barbershop or just the group text. Like, it's so much fun to have these hypothetical conversations. of who's the best, especially in different times. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because obviously they could never compete, so you never really know. But it's an honor to be mentioning it.

But I also understand LeBron, like, I tried to put myself in his mind, like how does he justify himself being the best? Because I think he wants to believe he is. He's the best in his era. Without a doubt, this era. But I think, I think what he's thinking is, well, Jordan didn't take three different organizations

to the finals. Jordan didn't rebuild the team three different times. Jordan hadn't have to do this all of scratch. Jordan had a great coach, right? Jordan had a great organization. I never had a great coach. Maybe one great organization. I think he's like, I've done more with less.

I don't believe that. That's what LeBron thinks. Yeah, LeBron played with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosch. He played with Kyrie Irvin and Kevin Love. Now he plays with Anthony Davis. Like, come on, man. Stop. Why can you be part of the goat, though?

Like, why can't, you don't think he sees himself as like the best already, though? I think he believes he's the best ever. No, but do you think that he's trying to be better than Michael? I think he believes he's better than Michael. I think he believes he is. Listen, this would be one of the few cases where numbers lie. LeBron's going to have all the numbers. But we got eyeballs.

You know what I'm saying? And people can say whatever they want about Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan dominated the NBA in a way that we've seen a few people dominate any industry ever. And it's literally like everybody likes to say, oh, but he didn't make the playoffs the first seven years. who the fuck cares after those seven years when he figured it out and he won, he never lost. He won three in a row,

took a break for goddamn half a season and a whole season. A whole season and a half a season. And still came back and won three more. Yeah. What do you want? Yeah. Like that's the difference.

You can't, that's unheard of. It's hard to be compared to Jordan, man. You shouldn't. You don't compare yourself. You can't do it. You can't, bro. And the sneakers. Neckers are five.

LeBron sneakers, man. fresh but I know people have been trying to make them hot but give it up dude I don't think we realize what Jordan means to culture yeah Michael Joe Michael is literally a basketball player a verb a sneaker you know what I'm saying like Michael Jordan means just his cultural cashier is just through the roof

and LeBron's is too but no it's just like stop doing it just stop comparing them because you'll LeBron you'll never give LeBron his just due if you keep comparing him to Michael Yo, if LeBron had better sneakers than Jordan, do you think that he's the goat? No. Do you think this generation will admire him in the same way?

No. And I love... That's the thing. Like, I remember loving Jordans as a kid, man. No one has best sneakers in Jordan. Say what? Who has better... Who is the next basketball player that has better...

Penny, and it's not even close. Penny, yeah, Penny. We don't even call them pennies anymore. We have, like, different names from him because, you know, Penny's career kind of, like, went sour, but, I mean... Pip, too, though. I was saying, bring kids.

Pippin had a couple, but I never fucks with Pippin. He has some joints, man. What do we have, the phone posits? Pull up those Pippin airs. Yeah, the Pippin has the second best sneaker collection of any basketball player. Pippin has some good shit, yo. I hear, the phone posits alone. How the fuck did you spell Pippin?

I can tell you Dominican. Pipping. Pipping. You put Piping. Scottyping. Scotty Pipeen is a porn name. Oh, that was it. No, no.

No, no, not his dad. P-I-P-E-N. That's my point. No, you did. No, you put P-I-N-G. Then don't let it correct you. No. P-I-P-P-E-N.

Okay, there's the second one right there, the second one. I mean, all of those are the joke. But that one, the joint with the air, those shit was fire. They were right. They still try to flex those, but like. Those are dope, too. Those right there, the Nike Air Pippin' Tool? Nah.

They come in different colors, though. Nah. They got the white ones like that, but then they got the black ones. Them shit was dope. Oh, the sneakers come in different color? Yeah, the Nike Air Pippin' too. Them shit was dope. Okay, what else?

They don't like trash. Yeah, those shit suck, dude. Pippin sneakers are trash. Oh, Killer Mike, positively brilliant. Yeah, go. He opened up a black bank, you know? Oh, yeah. An online black bank called the Greenwood Bank.

Talk to me about this. I just love Killer Mike. And tonight, well, we're recording this on a Wednesday. Tonight he's receiving a first ever change maker award at the Billboard Music Awards. It comes on at, well, you've seen it already, but it came on last night at 8 p.m. on NBC. And, man, Mike is just, just so dope. And the reason I love Killer Mike

is because, like, I met Killer Mike like 20 years ago when I was doing radio in Columbia, South Carolina. And I had on some Jordan 3s, ironically. And I remember that because they was on promo for Purple Ribbon All-Stars album. And he was like, you know, them 3's cold. And like, we vibe that whole time. We went out with them

that night. And it's just like me and him been partners ever since. You know what I mean? But he is a person who is all about action. Yes. Killamike is a person who doesn't care about the noise. Yes. Let him talk, let him hate.

He lets God navigate. You know what I'm saying? Like it don't matter. I'm going to go meet with Brian Kemp because I care about my state and my city more than I care about your opinion. Yes. You know what I mean?

Yes. Like I'm going to go sit with, you know, Colin Noir at the NRA, on the NRA channel. Yes. Because I care about black people exercising their Second Amendment rights more than I care about your opinion.

Yeah. And what you're going to think of the optics of me being on this NRA network. That is a man that does not give a fuck about anything but black people. You need to be brave to make change. Yes. And the bravery is going to come with the scrutiny that you receive, you know? And that's why he's a leader.

Yes. Leaders simply lead. Yes. They don't ask for permission. Because guess what? The best way to get people to follow you is the show and prove through actions and deeds. Yeah.

But yeah, people made. for that moment, give you a bunch of hell on social media. But then when you turn around and you start executing shit, then what? Now they got to shut the fuck. Now they got to shut the fuck up. And you got to let them shut the fuck up and you got to let them come back on board. You can't. He's not shutting anybody out.

Yeah, you can't shut anybody out. That's not what a leader does either. You got to recognize the error in people's ways. What do they say profits let people convert? Ooh, on their own. On their own. And like now I saw the article came out yesterday. Killer Mike has Killer Mike, Andrew Young, and Ryan

love a salute to all of those, those brothers. They have tens of thousands of people on a waiting list just to sign up to Greenwood Bank. So this is brilliant. I love this idea. I didn't even know you could just start a bank. I don't even know how that works. I didn't know. I mean, that's kind of fire.

Hey, do you think. I'm with it. I'm supporting. Yeah, it's great. So, like, what happens? Like, are they giving out loans? Yeah, all of that. Yeah.

How is it? It's a bank. I mean, because the way Killer Mike explained it on Breakfast Club, I think it's like 60% of all banking is done online now anyway. Of course. Yeah. But they're launching an online bank. Just like anybody else could have a bank.

I mean, the bank that I use, I think, I don't think they have any brick and mortar locations. They may have like a big one in L.A. or something big one in New York, but it's online. And what they basically say is you could use any ATM and we'll cover the ATM fee. Oh, wow. Because they're like, I'm going to save money not having a big ass brick and mortar on Fifth Avenue that I've got to pay $100,000 a month to rent to. We'll take your little $3 ATM fee.

Yeah. That's the future. Why, when do you go into the bank ever? For what reason? You're not going to look at your money like Scrooge McDuck. There's no reason to go into the bank. None whatsoever. All my checks go direct deposit.

They go to my financial team. Like I don't. And also if you're going to get cash, you're probably just going to hold on to the cash. Put that in the safe somewhere. Hey, it's not like we don't pay taxes. Obviously, we pay all our taxes. Too much taxes.

Too much. You know? So if we get some cash, we just hang on to some cash. Salute the killer, Mike. And salute the billboard for giving them that award. I love Mike. We got to get Mike back up here, man.

Mike is brilliant. Mike is one of my favorite humans on the planet because he literally only cares about the betterment of people, especially black people. He don't give a fuck about nothing else. And he takes it all in stride. And that's what a true leader has to do. Are there people that criticize Mike?

I feel like he has this unanimous support, at least what I see. I mean, but it's social media, though, which you can't put stock in anymore. I keep telling people that. Like, social media is literally the home of all the people who can't criticizing the folks. who are actually doing. And that's what they say.

Those who can't criticize those who can just simply do. Interesting. And that's what God like Kila Mike are doing. I respect it. Like I don't, like here's the thing. I can't criticize anybody that's doing something that I'm not doing.

Like I see people, they'll criticize Temeca Mallory and Untell Freedom. Like, you know, Tamika and Mallory, they've literally been living in Kentucky for like too much. Because of.

Seeking justice for Brianna-Tell. Like they moved. They were, they're living there. like living there protesting every day you know holding events and I saw people get upset with them when they did something called Brianna Khan

or something like that it was like a weekend where they had different speakers and stuff just to bring attention to it and people was like oh this is disrespectful why would y'all name at this it's like yo shut up the name is what you're getting at?

Because of fuck they're doing the work yeah they're doing the work that's just if you think that's lame but you're okay with Joe Biden hiring battle rappers to campaign for him All that shit. You're being a hypocrite.

That was one of the most pathetic videos I've ever seen in my life. I think it's disgusting. Just hire Yellow Paine, man. Yellow Paine is phenomenal. That's what I'm saying. He knows how to do it. God damn. He did it effectively.

Man, Yellow Pane is so fucking dope. Just hire him. Take it Yellow Pane. The video Yellow Paine already did. Post it. Pay for it to get aired on networks all over the fucking country. That's it. Yes, I agree with that wholeheartedly.

He already did all your promo for free when you think about it. Yeah, what a fucking idiot definitely goes to the Biden campaign. And I know, y'all get upset with me because y'all think that I'm always on the Biden campaign's ass, but it really does bother me how bad Democrats fumbled a goddamn ball. Can I ask you about that real quick? Like, aren't we harder on the people we love? I don't love Biden. I don't want to- The people who are supporting. Yeah, like, I think that's the saying. You're harder on the people you love. You're harder on your kids, right? You're harder on your relatives or whatever like that.

You're harder on your best friends, right? If I'm supporting you, I expect a lot from you. Exactly. So, like, the criticisms might get highlighted and people like, oh, why's he so hard on him? And it's like, well, you're harder him because that's the person that you're going to vote for. Yes. Realistically. So it's like, I need you to come through some real shit. Stop all a gimmicks.

Stop all the fucking pandering. Put the tangibles on the table for the black community. That's how you will energize the black community to come vote. Not by doing battle rap ads. And no disrespect to Charlie Clipson DNA because they did a phenomenal job like they always do. They're super dope. But the fact that the campaign went to them to do that. It's weak to me.

If they had did that on their own and it was organically done, I respect them for doing it. Why don't you help them, man? Why don't you? Why don't you get in there? Why don't you have these conversations? I give them ideas. Like I told them that they dropped the ball last week because one thing you say, one thing about Donald Trump.

Last week they had the vice presidential debate. If it wasn't for that vice presidential debate, please tell me what the fuck Joe Biden Biden and Senator Harris were discussing last week. I don't remember. You don't even fucking remember. That's because Donald Trump sucks all the energy out of the headlines. You know what Donald Trump does so well? You know what else he sucks.

Allegedly, he goes back to his base. Yes. Soon as the VP debate was over, he was on Fox News the next morning. Yes. Calling Senator Harrison Monster. Give me that. Give me those headlines. Give me those headlines.

Two hour virtual rally Friday, Rush Limbaugh show on the radio. That fuck. Two hours said, if I ran, fucks, but I still feel something he never felt before. You know what I mean? Fucking calling him. Calling LeBron a hater. Iran is going to feel something they never felt before. God bless you, Donald Trump.

Maga! Make America gay already! This guy, Donald is crazy. Make America gay already. Already is mad funny. I'm not waiting no longer. Y'all need to be gay now. Now.

Right. Okay. Yo, that guy, Donald, man. But what he does better than everybody is he goes right to his base. He goes right to his base. Yep. And don't give a fuck. Like, the Democrats don't do that.

Yeah. They don't go to their base. They do stupid shit. Like, yeah, let's run the battle rap ads. I know. We can combat this with battle rap ads. What the fuck? Like the shit is stupid.

You know what it is? His base is more centralized. Bring it down. Like, I think Trump's base, especially his, like, devout followers, he knows exactly what they care about, what they want, and how they feel. And really what they care about what they want, how they feel is Trump. So as long as Trump acts like Trump, right, he's their superhero. So as long as Mr. Incredible saves the day, as long as Superman, you know, goes faster than a speed and bullet, everything's fine, right? Yeah.

the Democrats don't know what their base is. The Democrats are like, okay, I got to appease these black folks over here. Okay, there's some gay guys over there. I got to take care of. Okay, there's the Bernie white people that they're super left, so we can't piss them off because we want them to be a part of it. They don't know how to appease their base because they don't have one base. They don't have one base.

That makes sense. I can see that. But that's why with this campaign, it could be so unique because you have Joe Biden, who's the older white guy who can appeal to the same people he's been appealing to for those middle class to bourbon, you know what I'm saying, the working class,

and then you got Senator Harris who can appeal to the black people and the progressives and those people who are a lot more left-leaning and she's still a centrist at the end of the day, you know what I mean?

So it's like she has the capabilities to appeal to a broader coalition of people than Joe Biden or Trump does. They're not even using her correctly. It's actually stupid. Yeah, like the only thing, go. They haven't been on a breakfast club since the whole presidential came

but no, Joe did. Joe, when he did, you ain't black shit. Yeah. But Senator Harris had not been on since she's been named vice president. Why not? I don't know. She says she's coming,

but it's just my point is. She did Monica and Brandy though. You did Monica and Brandy. She should have came already. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, yo, Trump goes to his base all the time. Every single time.

I read this article. It was an article that came out this week. It was in the New York Times. It says how conservative how conservative talk radio is turning millions of people into conservatives. The Rush Limbaugh's, the Sean Hannity's,

the Glenn Bex, whoever else is on talk radio. They say they are converting millions of people into conservatives every single day just by people listening to the fucking radio. What did Trump do? He went and tapped right into that shit. Virtual Red. It was almost like it was genius.

The fucking article came out on the Thursday. Trump did the virtual rally that Friday. It's like somebody saw that and was like, you need to call Rush right now. And he was on there for two fucking hours. Just talking shit. Just talking shit.

Adderald up. Adderald to fuck up. Yeah, man. Oh, dude, did you see what they posted? They really know what's going on. Go up a little bit, Al. The Biden for president, but instead of president, they take away to peace or a resident. And it's hilarious.

Trump retweeted that. Bro, I'm telling you right now, November 3rd is going to come down to a photo finish. Really? I think so. Like a photo of like back in the day them wearing blackface or something? I meant like a close race. It's like, who did more racist stuff in college?

And your mark gets that. Glow. By the way, they don't give a fuck no more. What do you mean? Yo, positively brilliant. My man Jamie Harrison raised $57 or $52 million in the third quarter in his Senate race against Lindsey Graham. Meanwhile, Lindsay's like, let me throw these races hell married.

Lindsey Graham said you can go anywhere you want in South Carolina if you're a black or you're immigrant as long as you're conservative, not liberal. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You didn't see that? No, I didn't understand the headline. Then yesterday...

Break it down. So Lindsey Graham is the what? He's the South Carolina... He's a senator. Senator. And he says... Right there. South Carolina is open to blacks and Latinx.

And Latinx folks. What's Latinx? I don't know. Another name for Latino. I don't want to... I don't know. Latin X? Latin X folks

As long as they're conservative Is that the little Mexican girl That's going to be Wolverine? What? That's great That'd be diverse

Y'all even You'll have to see Logan bro You know the little Mexican girl That's a Latin X Her name is Weapon X

I'm nice with this bro If she's Puebe Cardinal Latin X is a Gender neutral Neologism

Oh my God. I don't know what the fuck that is. Listen. Enough with the alphabet. Start using some numbers or something, right? Lindsay said in the, at the, uh, Amy Coney Barrett Senate shit yesterday,

whatever the fuck that was. He's a real one, yo. Why? Amy Coney Barrett? I don't know shit about it. What are you going to get her on? There's nothing to get this girl on. I don't think she's doing anything wrong.

It's not her fault. Listen, I mean, it's with all due respect. It's not her fault R.B.G. died. It's not her fault that Donald Trump is in power. It's not her fault that, The Republican Senate is in power. They're doing what they're allowed to do under the laws of the Constitution. Lindsay Graham literally said to her on CNN and all the other networks that are airing it,

something about the good old days of segregation. No, he did. Yes, he did. Wait, me, go back to the Lindsey Graham shit about the Latins or whatever. Go along. Shut up, man. What's the Latins? Is Latin X crazy?

I don't know about that. I think it's like a Sphinx. You know? Latin X. I mean, you're Puerto Rican? You don't know. That's only for, I think, Mexicans, right?

Do we have the video? Central Americans? And then we can pay some bills after this. Is there a video? The other video was funny, too, when he said that goddamn, the good old days of segregation. Lady Buggerand.

What happened to Mr. Floyd was wrong, and people should pay a price. But what's happening in America and all over the country is a war on the police itself. Do I believe our cops are systemically racist? No. Do I believe that South Carolina is a racist state?

No. Let me tell you why. To young people out there of color, to young immigrants, this is a great state. The one thing I can say without any doubt, you can be an African American and go to the Senate. You just have to share the values of our state. I'm asking to every African American out there, look at my record. I've been supporting historically black colleges and universities, and I'm glad President Trump has made it a permanent fixture now. We don't have to beg every year for the money.

I care about everybody. If you're a young African-American, an immigrant, you can go anywhere in this state. You just need to be conservative, not liberal. Yeah, damn. You know he's talking about. No, I don't. The other senator. Tim Scott. Tim Scott is a black Republican. Yes.

So he's saying, if you're conservative, it doesn't matter what you look like. You can go to the Senate. And then he's like, see, you could go anywhere if it doesn't matter. He ain't talking to politics, though. He did right before. Yeah, but that don't, no. He has to be specific. Because what it sounds like to me is you can be black or immigrant

and go anywhere you want in Saucanagan, as long as you're conservative and not liberal. Now, being from South Carolina, how the fuck are people supposed to know if you're conservative or not? It's like being gay. You're right? Already. What?

What? What's going on? All right. But for real, you only do that shit behind closed doors. Well, be conservative? Yeah, be gay or conservative. It's voting or sucking a dix. We all got conservative values, though.

I don't know. I got mad conservative values. What's your most conservative value? I love guns and I love capitalism. Let's go! I'm being honest. I see you with the red and white hat. By the way, like most rappers.

Most rappers love guns. That's true. And they love capitalism. That's true. The fuck. That's fair. Very conservative. Wait a minute.

Are we finding out we're conservatives? I always know I had conservative values. What's your most liberal value? Most liberal value. I don't fucking know. Maybe rights for women or something like that. That's a value? Yeah.

I didn't know that was a value. I think that's a value. I just thought that was human nature. Why wouldn't I want equality for everybody? Oh, I can think of a few reasons. What's the reason? Say what? There's no reason.

You can't let a good joke just sit. Taylor looks at her clock and if it's been 20 minutes and she said something, she just got to say something. Why ain't got to dig deep on that? She's sitting there itching. I haven't fucked up a good funny moment. I haven't half an hour. I don't know what my good liberal.

Let's pull up liberal values. Liberal values. Women. Let's pull up liberal values. and conservative values. Let's see what we align with. Liberal value. You're liberal probably about prostitution.

Alex can not spell. Alex put liberal. He's doing a lot. Al doing a lot. I'm not going to lie. I'm not doing a lot. You know what I mean? All right. Let's see.

Liberal versus conservative value. Liberals generally believe. And governmental action to achieve equal opportunity and equality for all. And that is the duty of the government to reduce community issues and to protect civil liberties and individual and human rights. I'm kind of against a lot of that. Also believe the role of the government should be the guarantee that no one is in need. I agree with that.

Liberal policies generally emphasize the need for the government to solve people's problems. Liberals are often referred to as being on the left and putting into a political spectrum. Democrats are using more liberal. See, what I disagree with the most is that it's the government's job to reduce community issues. I do think it's the government's job to protect civil liberties and individual human rights. but I don't see how that happens because as we discussed on this podcast before, you have to respect somebody's human rights

before you even get to their civil liberties. But you would also probably say, and I think this is where maybe the both of us skew very liberal is like if there is something going on that is a violation of somebody's human rights. Yes. Right? Then the government should step in and be like,

yo, chill, what are you doing? Absolutely. Because sometimes if you leave people up to their own devices, They're going to create systems that's only going to benefit. Absolutely. And then we need the government to come step in and write that shit. Even when they say the government should be the government should be the guarantee that no one is in need. I agree with that.

I think that there's no reason for another set of stimulus checks not to be cut right now. You know what's interesting? In an ideal world, yeah, we'd all have conservative values, right? In an ideal world where everything was even, we'd be like, yo, just leave it up to the people, government. Y'all don't need to do shit. We're reasonable. We'll take care of each other like we need to. But unfortunately, the world is an ideal.

so we need the government to step in and push us towards an ideal world in certain times. So it's normal to have both of those values. Yeah, let's read conservative. I mean, it makes, all right, conservative, generally believe in personal responsibility, limited government, free markets, individual liberty, traditional American values, and a strong national defense, also believe the role of government should be to provide people the freedom necessary to pursue their own goals. Conservatives policies generally emphasize empowerment of the individual to solve problems.

Conservatives are often referred to as being on the wrong. right when you put it into a political spectrum, Republicans are often viewed as more conservative. I don't necessarily agree with all of that either. So I would be, I would definitely be in the middle. If those was ass cheeks, I'd be the crack. I definitely would because I do believe in personal responsibility, but when you live in a society that has systemically put people in certain positions.

You can't be as personally responsible as other people. That's why you, yo, and you know what's interesting, man? that's why the middle is so valuable right now because what you're saying and what I'm saying obviously we come from two completely different walks of life but we're sitting here we're kind of agreeing on how we fit into the political spectrum is because the left and right has gotten so far apart

that now all of a sudden there's this big space in the middle back in the day there wasn't that much room in the middle so it was easy to go I care a little bit more about equity or I care a little bit about personal responsibility but when they're all the way over here shit I need somebody to represent at me. Bring those cheeks together, bro.

Nobody wants to have a big ass asshole. You know what I'm saying? That's what America is right now. Big assholes. It's just a big gaping asshole. Bring those cheeks together, man. Tighten it up. Take it up, man.

Do your butt kegles. Like, even when it says believe the role, like I'm also believed the role of government should be to provide people to freedom necessary to pursue their own goals. That's almost impossible to do it. in this country because everybody's not allowed the same freedoms. If everybody was allowed the same freedoms, yes, free for all, baby

let's go, make the best man win. Yeah. Free market, competition. If I'm better, I get it. If you you're better, you get it. Simple as that. Everybody don't have the same freedoms as whites. Black people don't have the same freedoms as whites. Women don't have the same freedoms as men. You know, openly gay people don't have the same freedoms as heteroreal people.

You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like with any sport. Like, you shouldn't need a ref. you know if you stepped out of bounds or not. But when you're playing a game, you might lie about you stepping out of bounds so you need some other person to step in and go, hey, bro, you're cheating.

Stop it. It's a turnover. I think that's what the government should be. I don't think that they should be overbearing, but I think they should step in when you notice some egregious shit that suppresses certain groups of people. That's literally all we're asking for

in regards to the police. Yeah. You know what I mean? That's it. Like how about these? these police officers have some goddamn consequences to their actions. I think that's where a lot of people get it mixed up is like, I assume the average black person knows that they're going to be black people

that are shot and killed by the police, just like there's going to be white people who are shot and killed by the police. I think, and don't let me put words in your mouth, but like, I think black people are going, we just want justice when it happens in the wrong way. That's it. Get rid of qualified immunity. So you fucking with these people's pensions or make it, you know,

to where, yes, you're going to prison. You know what I mean? In cases that aren't justifiable. Exactly. Yes. You go into prison or you losing your pension. Guarantee that makes people think twice. It's unrealistic to think nobody's going to get killed by the police anymore.

And in some situations, people have to get killed by the police. Like if somebody is holding up my mom and putting a gun to it, I don't care what he looks like. And a guy, a cop takes a shot and takes him out. They did the right thing. They did the right thing. I understand. You know what I understand? But you need justice when there's fuckups.

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You got the church announcements show. announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. Not yet. Oh, I had to reschedule all my remaining stand-up shows in 2020. So we're just going to do it all in 2021. You know, we're working on a little something. It's taking a lot of time so we can't hit the road. But 2021, we're going to be back out there.

You forgot. You forgot one positively brilliant. What? They're coming to America. Oh, on Amazon? We might do that in the deep dive. But listen, my church announcement is simple. Black Effect Podcast Network.

Yeah. Steve Smith, Sr. Cut to it. New episode with Michael Vick this week. All the Smoke. I don't know who

All the Smoke has on this week. Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. I was on the last episode, though. Oh, how was it? Of All the Smoke. Man, I love that show, man. Matt and Stephen are so fucking good, bro.

Where do they do that out of it? I don't know what they do it normally, but they did it in New York. They had to set in New York when I went to go do it. They was here maybe a couple weeks ago. You know, when I was thinking of a flagrant 2 I tried to get a Stephen

Jackson Yeah I spoke to him a little originally Because Flager was originally just Like a sports podcast And now it's just comedy but It's a lame for that though No, there was there was there was lane And we were talking a little bit

But it's hard to like Get NBA guys to commit to something You know? I mean the NBA is really like a cult Like they like And by the way when you're around NBA players, you really feel like you shouldn't be there.

Really? I don't. Why, why? I'm five, six. You feel stupid. You know what I'm saying? It just feels dumb. Do they feel superhuman?

Yes. Really? Somebody supposed to be that tall unless you're in the NBA. When I see people that are that tall and they're not in the NBA, I'm like, you really just wasted. You're like, God made you.

Yes. But an NBA. That's how I feel about white homeless people. As Paul Moody said, a waste of good white skin. Waste a white skin. It's a waste of height. That's why tall security guards get disrespected so much.

Why? They're not disrespecting you because they just don't respect you. They're disrespecting you because they're like, you should have been in the fucking NBA, bro. You? Shit, are you six fucking seven and you do security? Yo, tell me you play college ball and you blew your knee out of something, bro. Did you at least try?

Did you fucking try? I think that's why I didn't respect my ex because he was like six four and he was in the NBA. And I'm like, six four, six four is not NBA. Come on. No, he was real tall. Like, he looked like a basketball player, but he... But you're 5-2. So 6-4 looks different to you.

Six-4 ain't really NBA. I promise you he was tall. Yeah, but 6-4 is not guaranteed NBA. Nah. 6-8-69? If you're over 6-7, you have to try. You got to try, bro. If you're 7 foot and you're not in the NBA, you should be shot.

What else is there for you to do? Son, there's nothing else to do. I'm not even joking. You can make millions of dollars of years right in the bench. What else is there for you to do? at seven feet tall. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable why anybody would do.

Get the fuck from around me, you tall, motherfucker. How about you? My passion is art. Please. How tall am I? Six, too.

Two inches shorter than your boyfriend, probably in all areas. I'm trying not to use the end word, but you really do have to be like, you tall up and nothing ass n-knit-knit. I'm serious, man. Like, that shit is like, yo, what the fuck?

But Black Effect Podcast Network, Nina Turner, we launched Nina Turner. Hello somebody. Gangster Chronicles is launching this Thursday. Wait, is that a... Who? Who's Gangster Chronicles is my guys from the West Coast MC8.

My man Steele and my man Mobb James. And they, um, I feel like the West Coast is so underrepresented when it comes to hip-hop podcast, yeah. But what about, um... Glasses Malone? Yeah, what about glasses? Glasses coming in December, no silence. We got rollouts, baby.

Yo, oh, my bad, my bad. I know, it's professional. It's a real business. this overhead. But Glasses pot? Amazing. I'm going to listen to that podcast.

Glass is one of the most interesting people that you will ever talk to, man. Most people agree with. I think I relate to him on that level. Literally, it's like Kindredin spirits being that guy, man.

But here's the difference. Both of y'all are natural contrarians. But we'll research it. We'll look it up. I'm not going to say all that, but it'll make you think. You know what I'm saying? It'll make you at least think

It's not like just some, I'm disagreeing to disagree. Right, right, right. That's how that glasses is. And he's, he's been like that since I've known him. Yeah. I met glasses. I've known glasses for like, shit. Since like 13, 14 years.

You know what I mean? He's like that. Glass type of person to call you and say some shit, and you'd be like, hmm. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, oh, okay. Like, so, yes, Glass's podcast, no ceilers is going to drop in December. But Gangsta Chronicles comes out on this Thursday with MC8, Mob James, and my man still.

who else we got? Tessling Figuero. She's got a new episode out. I love Tess because Tess is another person that's not afraid to step across the aisle and talk to people that, you know, may not share her ideologies and political views.

And that makes for great entertainment. Ebony launches on the 21st. We're holding court. Oh, and Ebony's going to be on... Real Housewives. With Leah. Shout to Leah McSweeney. Leah!

Shout to Leah. So she's on that show. Now Ebony's going to be on it. Damn, so now I got to watch, huh? We got the homies over there. I knew. Leah's on it? Yeah.

Oh, I didn't know Leah's on it? was on it. I'm tripping. I just want to watch to see if people try Ebony because she's not one. I don't want to see that, right? Really? Not so you want to try, no. He's so sweet, though. Yeah, I'm not that. Yeah, but she's a lawyer. I'm telling you right now, whoever's on that show, Ebony's right.

It's always remember that, okay? Remember that Charlemagne said Ebony is right. Yeah. I don't give a fuck. What happens on that show? I'm riding with Ebony K. Williams, okay? So it's been successful. What? To say the least. What? The Black A Black Effect podcast network so far. To say to the least, if we can, you know what I mean? Do a little bragg it.

You know what I'm saying? If you're not going to do it, I'll do it. Talk to me. Talk to me. We're doing fine. You asshole. Doing fine. You know what I mean?

You may read some numbers to you? I mean, we want to read some numbers. You know what I mean? Since you asked, I mean, you didn't bring it up. Yeah. If you want just tell us what's going on. You made the face you make when, why make it like you have glasses on your face? We just called Friday.

Let me see. I just, I mean, it's just a quick little, nothing crazy. I'm just going to read, it's just a quick little bullet point. Let me see if I can find it. What is it about? You know, Black Effect Podcast Network, 51% black owned, 100% black staffed, 100% black creators, 75% of the revenue flows through to black creators and business owners.

You know, for me, I think that's successful. Wow. You know what I'm saying? To me, I consider it out of success, and the reason I consider it out of success is because I think, think that is the model a lot of corporations and companies should embrace. You know what I'm saying? Like companies and corporations should embrace launching these other verticals.

Right. You know, with, you know, black people. And now you can really say you're giving back to the black community in a real way. You know what I'm saying? Because you're partnering with them that you're not owning them. It's majority black owned. It's 100% black staff, 100% black creatives and 75% of the revenue. going to all the black creators and owners and partners on the network like

hey man god is good that's all i can say and i'm just going to keep putting out good content and we'll see what happens that's all now what did we say the deep dive was going to be oh my god speaking of people uh taking their destiny in their own hands this is the new model by the way okay coming to america to the sequel paramount had it i think they shot out for like $28, $30 million. They sold it to Amazon Studios for $125 million. Nice flip. Coming out on the screaming services, December 18th.

Nice flip. And I read something yesterday where it's like these two ad integration pieces that they're going to put into it with McDonald's and Crown or Royal, which is so on brand. You know what I'm saying? But Eddie has to approve them. But that's just more money. Right. This is the future. Yeah.

Like, what's the point of going to the movie theater? Yeah, I think the movies are done, bro. I'd rather be home. I'd rather be home with my basketball shorts, my fuck, my ugh house slippers laying on the couch, high, drinking a little wine. Yo, what do you think about this for Amazon specifically? This idea might exist. I don't know if it does, but I'm just throwing it out there.

You're watching a movie, right? Eddie Murphy is in the scene with Arsenio Hall. Eddie Murphy has got on a blazer that's fire. You're like, yo, what the fuck? Blazers is this? You can pause the movie, put your cursor on the blazer, and Amazon will tell you where to buy that blazer. That's too much. I can see that happening.

But wouldn't that not be fire, sneakers, all these other things? And then furthermore, what if you're also watching news? I guess Amazon's mostly like retail stuff, but like, it'd be cool if you're watching news and it's like talking about some story, I don't know, Lebanon or something like that. And then within the news, it links you to a bunch of other stories that go deeper on Lebanon. Like, I'm just thinking about how you could use these digital interfaces in a way to get information or get products to the people. Did y'all ever play? Did you ever watch that

Netflix show, the Black Mirror Joint that was like to choose your own adventure shit? Yeah, I've seen no, I didn't see the, uh, yeah, a little bit of it. That shit was incredible. Oh, now, we, we watched that shit on, we played that shit. It ain't willa, right? Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah. We did that shit for days. Really? Yeah, because there's so many different. You played every option? Every fucking option. And even went online to find, like, the little cold to see like different endings and shit like that like everything like me van my wife rachel dolly like we went through the whole shit like a million times but yeah that could work you know what i'm saying like you could be watching coming to america see some shit but what would

make us know to the click on it we would just see something we like you know like you see go out because right now on amazon if you pause it it shows all the names of the characters that are on Oh yeah, shows the actors. And you can click them and then see other stuff that they're in. Wow. That's the future, bro. It's over. I'm just saying.

That'd be kind of fire. When else could we use that? Like, how could, or like, they're even eating a sandwich. They're eating at a restaurant. You see like a dish. And obviously the dish in the movie might not be the thing from the restaurant. But it'd be cool if you go, oh, wait, where is that? And then you could actually find where that is, see if they deliver and they get that

shit delivered right to your house. Yeah. I'm trying to figure out how these screaming services make money, though. That's what I, that's what I'm a monthly subscription, though. Think about it. $10 a month? Oh, so you subscribe just to watch coming to America. I mean, Amazon, they make all their money on Amazon web services.

It's kind of like the cloud. Yeah. So what they're able to do is lose money on every other part of their business and just continue to grow market share. That's why they don't pay no taxes because technically they're not making money because they just write off the losses across their other businesses. Would you do one off if you were Amazon? Would you make it to where you can, even if you don't have a subscription,

you can go on Amazon.com and purchase, coming to America? Yeah, you can do that. You can do that. I actually, I don't know if they'll allow you to do that. They are going to, but I know I've done that with movies all the time. If some shit's not on Netflix, I watch it through Amazon. I wonder if Eddie gets back into, like a piece of every subscription.

You would have to. Mike. That's Eddie, bro. Eddie, that people don't realize why Eddie makes so much money. I mean, Eddie don't have to do shit. Eddie makes money off the donkey from Shrek. Dude, he probably. I bet you he made more money off Shrek than he made off of.

all his other movie franchises, possibly? Oh, easily. Possibly? Easily. I mean, that's- Yeah, that's different money, right? Like, that Disney money's different, man. You didn't see Mike Myers since.

Yeah, he quit. Mike Myers is gone. Mike Myers don't do shit but live off Shrek money. He doesn't, you don't see Mike Myers do anything. He don't have to. Yo, can you look up how much Eddie made off of Shrek or maybe Taylor look it up? Eddie makes money off that and Austin Powers, right?

Yeah, but Austin Powers and made money like Shrek. Kids, dude. Kids is crazy. The one thing that's tricky, though, think about like this. Kids, back in the day when there was a movie that you would go watch, you have to take your kids to the movie. So for every ticket the kid buys, there's at least one other ticket purchased by the parent. So you're actually making double the amount of money.

There's no way that's right. Now, what is it saying up there? Three million? Murphy is really, okay, Murphy, who's really the anchor in this hilarious franchise, reportedly earned $350,000 for his work on the first film. For I to reveal that when all of a sudden done, Murphy brought him roughly $3 million thanks to his shares domestic. Oh, so that's for the first movie?

Yeah. Okay. So he gets a percentage of the sales. Wow. So he gets money on the back end. Yeah, but we got to see if he's... Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. Mercy has been nominated for many awards. incredible performances, the nutty professor, Dreamgirls, Norbid. Eddie Murphy is a very successful comedian. As of 2020, Eddie Murphy's net worth is estimated $6.7. Get the fuck out of you. Billion dollars. That's Awake the greatness

within.com. I don't know if that's real. Type Mike Myers net worth, dude. First of all, there's no way Eddie Murphy's worth is $6.7 billion. Why, you think less? Yes. 6.7 billion? He's in his 50s, and think about it. Think about this. He's in his 50s and he's been making million since he was 18.

bro Mike My eyes and that wasn't just 200 million That was his st-he was 18 when he was doing his standout I think SNL he was what 18 20 or something like that Yeah I was with Puff this week and Puff said Puff was like I was talking about Forbes or some shit And he was like I'm priceless I refuse to be on any of those fucking magazines

Until they give me the priceless issue He was like hey you don't put no number next to me That's funny But what is he with? My mind's $200 million. What is Sean Colmes network? This is so much fun. This is how men gossip.

Y'all look at who got like implants and lip injections. No, this is a rich people gossip. Wow. That's a lot of million, bro. 885 million. It's a part of me. As stupid as this sounds. If you show me that number and one billion, I might take the 885.

It just looks chunkier. You know what I'm saying? 885 just looks chunkier than one billion. You know what I'm saying? No. I have taken that one billion, bro. Give me that check. You only see that because you see more number.

I'm saying, it just look chunkier. Dude. Yeah, you got to see all there's zeros, man. You got to put the zeros out. You got to put the zeros out. But I don't care to make a billion dollars. Put up Andrew's network real quick. Let's see what I got.

Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, them bossed up. Let me see what I got. Let's see how. Let's see how. Let's see how accurate. This is a thing. Where's his base off of? Who?

He had three? Are we at three now? But what is his base off of? Because it's not like, who's making this? People also ask, does Netflix have Andrew Shultz? Click on that. Click on that real quick. I said people also.

what is DJ Envy's work? Does Netflix have Andrew Shultz? Sorry, but there are currently no movies or TV. Why would they ask that? No. Look at what nationality. What nationality is Andrew Shultz, American? Oh.

Got them. God. How tall they say I am? How tall they say I am? Look at them haters, bro. Oh, no, they got me. They got me. They got me.

This shit makes no sense. How was Netflix in debt? Why the fuck, is that on your shit? I don't know. I've probably been talking. shit. This is good. Who else we want to know about?

You, man. Go to Charlotte. Yo, let's see Charlemagne, now. Charlemagne Network. Let's see what you got, bro. 10 mil? Salary 3 mil?

Is that what you did the breakfast club? No. How much is Charlotte Mets? Who owns the Breakfast Club? How much do the breakfast club? That's not my salary. What is that? That's not your salary?

No? More or less? Yeah, you know, who cares? Nobody cares about those kind of things. Right. My contract's up in December. Who cares about numbers? Have you not re-signed? Huh?

Have you not re-signed? I don't know. We'll talk about it. Okay. We'll talk about it. Oh, Impostate Brilliant for 85 South Show. Oh, yeah. We got a shout at 85 South Show.

85 South Show. What do my guys do? They're always brilliant, but what did they do? Aren't they hosting the Essence Fest? Oh, yes, BT, Hip Hop, Award. They're hosting the BET Hip Hop Awards, man. Yo, listen, once again, it goes back to the Coming to America conversation. It goes back to everything we're talking about.

I love people who take their destiny in their own hand. You got to love it. And I cannot wait until the 85 South Show do a movie. And I pray that I got a hand in it when it happens. Because those brothers right there, Carlos Miller, Chico Bean, and D.C. Young Fly, they just phenomenal and effortlessly phenomenal. And always have been. You know how you, like Duval is effortlessly funny.

Andrew Schultz is effortlessly funny. Those guys, they're effortlessly funny. It's no turn on with them. Nah, it's just natural, as organic is who they are. They're not trying to be nobody yet. They're not. No. And you know what's great about them is like they took an opportunity and they made something out of it.

You're going to get chances in life. You got chances. You know what I mean? You gave me a chance. You know what I mean? And like, I hope that I've made something special out of it. They got a chance, obviously, with Nick. And they made something massive out of it, you know?

So it's like a lot of people get opportunities and then they just go, well, what's the next opportunity? Who's going to give me the next thing? Run with that shit, you get it. And then it's unity. It's unity and group operation. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Not a lot of ego there. So, hey, man. Beloved. I'm sitting there doing the podcast with Andrew. That's why I answered. You ain't talked to Andrew Schultz in a minute. Yo, Tex.

What up, man? We don't fucking white people. Yo, that's fucked up. I've been sending you nudes. We sitting there doing the podcast, shooting the shit. Plug that in. It's going to go. You can hear me now?

Oh, shit. So you can hit me in the mic and everything? Yeah, yeah, we're good. All right. Is this tax tone? Taxone. Taxone, say hi to the people. You are plugged in.

You are on brilliant idiots right now. How you been, man? Who's the new girlfriend, man? Oh, man. I got a girl, man. It's pretty serious, dude. Pretty serious. I might have to lock it down for a lifetime.

He's from Nigeria. He's from Nigeria, bro. So proud of you, man. After I took over the land and just pulverized it for all the natural resources for you to just go back and give back to the Nigerian community, I'm pretty sure we're happy. Hey, bro, you know what I'm about, Niger, you know, and SARS. How you been, Andrew, man?

How you doing, man? Man, I'm good. You know what I mean? I'm just trying to avoid the bookings. What? the book is. Would you see this week that interest you, bro? What you said?

What I see this week that interest me? Yeah. I ain't see shit that interests me this week, man. This shit is a whole bunch of bullshit. The Supreme Court is a whole bunch of bullshit. It's like, who gives a fuck about the Supreme Court? Is Supreme going to put out a new collection at this point? Because it's like, this shit is boring.

This whole country is just going up in the flames. think about just moving to Russia. You're going to Russia, dude? Why Russia? Listen, Vladimir said he already got the kill. I don't know why we neglecting this man. He did say... He's only lied a couple thousand times.

The president's lied way more than that. Russia definitely said they got the vaccine already. And it's ready for international use. And it's ready. Come on, we use Russian vodka while we can't use their medicines. Like, what's going on? That's not a bad thing. I think we need to give Vladimir a chance before we give Trump a chance for his vaccination.

You think I'm saying? He's been kind of quiet, hasn't it? He's been quiet lately, bro. I don't think you're trying to be it too soon. Yeah, Vladimir is being quiet. He got all his hackers just getting busy right now. Put mad proud boy propaganda out on Twitterland and shit. Hey, are there some proud boys in jail?

Who, the proud boys? Yeah. It's one proud boy in my house right now. He's Muslim. What? Yeah, niggas a white Muslim, white Muslim neo-Nazi. You know you got to turn Muslim for protection in jail. So he's like a, he got like neo-Nazi tattoos, but he's Muslim.

Really? I thought you turned Muslim for the food. It's not that many white people are like on Rikers Island. So, you know, like maybe like if he go to another state, then he'll be all right. He could go back to his natural habitat. You know what I mean? They could talk about the coal mons and stuff like that. But, you know, ain't no coal mons in New York City.

So he don't got nobody to talk to him. So he ended up taking a shahah to turn a Muslim for protection. The Muslims take anybody in New York. You can be a rapist, child molester. They'll just snatch you right on up. Just put on a kufi and you're safe. Well, that's the whole point of the Muslim faith, though, right? Like, they're supposed to take the worst of people and turn them into the best of people.

But that makes sense. Yeah, that's what it is. But in New York, it's just a kofi. That's a kofi. As soon as they leave, they take the kofi off, they go right back to look, searching for child porn on the deep web. Who's the strongest in the jails now? Like, is the bloods, the Crips, the Muslims?

What is it? What you said? What's the what? Who's the strongest? Like, in the jails now? Well, in New York City, it's always, like, the bloods. But, like, even the bloods are, like, crackheads, too. You know what I mean?

It's, like, crackhead bloods. You got crackhead crips in here, you know what I mean? Like, everybody's on crack. You know what I mean? In here, like, motherfuckers is on unconscious exotic drugs. You know what I mean? Everybody's stressed out. People's dying from Corona.

You know what? I mean, like, nobody knows when they're getting out because the court system is just shut down. Everybody just being held up on their cases. So people in here is, like, really stressed out right now. Damn. And they don't, I bet you they don't have y'all doing no type of mental health, you know, therapy or nothing. I've been trying to see mental health for a couple months now because I don't even know if I need to see them.

But I'm like, maybe I need to talk to somebody because I don't talk to people in here. So what I realized a minute ago When I started podcasting that that was my therapy Be talking to people like just getting shit out That I was keeping inside You know what I mean? Yeah I mean one of your best episodes to me Was when you had that therapist on

I can't remember the young lady's name Oh yeah Mya Petafoid Yeah yeah she was a great therapist Yeah she kind of made me like therapy after that Because like speaking of her about certain things Made me want to speak more That's why I've been trying to see it

Like trying to see mental health since I got here And like no one cares. Like, it's just like, okay, yeah, we'll put you on the list. And then you'd be like, yo, when's the, like, set date? Like, I just asked recently, I think they said that the next date for me was like December 20th. I was like, well, by that time, I might just decide to kill myself, you know what I mean? So, like, you know, do you all even care? Damn.

I mean, they should take those type of, they should take those type of, what's the word? Threats? I don't want to call it a threat request. Yeah, they should take those type of request serious. Yeah. You know what it is is that what I've realized is that I didn't really realize how crazy mental health was until I'm like, listen to you. And then I've seen the people that's in here. Mental health is definitely a serious issue.

Like there's people in here to have a lot, a lot of problems. You know what I mean? And you really don't realize it. Like, it's people in here to talk to the wall. It's people in here that don't talk at all. It's a guy in here that just said that they indicted him to killing his family. He's like, yo, I don't know what they're talking about. Like, I love my family.

And you could tell him he's genuinely serious. Like he's actually confused about what he's being charged for. You know what I mean? And just seeing that made me realize like, yo, mental health is like literally a serious issue. They actually need more mental health doctors ahead than anything. The thing is that they be having maybe two and then they get alternated to other buildings on Rikers. So you only can see them on specific days. The programs need to be a little bit bigger here.

Like there's a lot of like bullshit that goes on on Rikers Island. Like this place is like goofy. Like the building I'm in right now in Manhattan, they're talking about shutting it down, talking about the coronavirus spread. They're supposed to pile us all up in three, four buildings. I said, that shit don't make sense. Wouldn't you, wouldn't it be smart to separate us,

then to keep us paled up on top of each other? You know what I mean? They don't give a shit, though. But DOC don't really, they don't do, ain't too much sense at the hierarchies of the Department of Corrections, you know what I mean? The sad part about it is, man, those establishments should be

correctional facilities. They should be places where people actually go and, you know, become better versions of themselves. So mental health requests should be granted. You know what I mean? They should have physical fitness in the gyms. They should be getting your diet right. Like, why I put you in an environment

that's going to make you crazier? You know what's the saddest thing about it? The people actually really want to correct themselves in here. It's a large amount. They really want to go home and do right and they want to get jobs, they want to learn trades, they want to change everything about themselves. The thing is that it's really no distance.

They don't have any programs. You get let out of jail. As soon as you get let out, you're trying to do the right thing for a little while, but then something that might interest you, you can't get hired there because it's a part of the law that they don't have to hire a felon. That's a part of prison reform that people need to take more serious

that they should allow these Fortune 500 companies to hire felons and get them through training in jail, get them the proper training, And when they come home, put them through like a probation period that if you do correctly for a year straight, then you can earn the same pay that the person who went to college did. Because some of these people are highly intelligent. They just were in bad financial situations. Like, I know you remember that Jay Z ball where he said, we're doing crime because we're not doing fine. That's 95% of the people in here.

They're not doing crime because they just want to be doing dumb shit. They're doing crime because they're fucked up. You know what I mean? Dang, yeah, man. That's one of the biggest part of prisons reformed that people need to look at is like really actually giving pro- Why wouldn't these companies, if they gave them some type of tax break to hire these felons, they would do it. Everything is the bottom line for these companies. So if they get them some type of tax break to take 300 felons, they got trained on how to do a specific job to come home and work for them,

and then they do a probational period for a year and a half, however long it is, and they don't get paid as much as the person who actually went to school for it, and then after the probation period is done, they actually get that amount that they deserve. They should do that because I'm telling you, the majority of people will actually do it. They just don't know any route. They don't know anything else, but what they know, nobody's putting the education in their face.

They come in and drop books on people and leave and say that they did something right. But if nobody's there to actually tell these people what these books are for, what they could learn from this book, what they could do to change their neighborhood, what they could do to open a business, they're not going to read it. You know what I mean? So it's like, you know,

and a lot of things, there's a lot of the 40-year-olds in here, they act just like the 19-year-olds, so it's hard to tell them apart. You know what I mean? So it's just like I said, if they don't have the correct services in here to like change,

they don't really care about change. They need the rate of recidivism to be high so people will come back and keep the fucking prison system going. You know, as people are sitting in their country homes right now, they're sitting in their mortgage vineyard that's getting paid for me being on,

Rikers Island. So, you know, they need people here. Righters is a private prison? What, what you said? No, it's a city prison. It's a city prison, but it's like funded by the fads. It's like weird shit, you know what mean? But, like, you know, the commissioner and like the people who really run

the jails, they don't even, they don't come here. They sit in their houses in Rhode Island, you know what I mean, and dictate what goes on down here. They hire a couple black people who give them like captain jobs and deputy jobs, but they still don't run the show. You know, at the end of the day, it's just some white person that went to school or doesn't know anything about prison that just read something about criminal whatever in college, you know what I mean? Criminal behavior, and that's it. Like, you know what I mean?

Criminal behavior is based on the circumstances that you put people in. You know what I mean? If they put Andrew Schultz right now and they take everything from Andrew Schultz and he had, and you give him an apartment in Brownsville, Andrew Schultz might be folk next week. You know what I mean? Possibly. It's like, yeah. Or Brownsville could be gentrified.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Because he might have a certain amount of intellect where he know what to do to get other money. He could teach other people. But the thing is that in the community, they don't know. Even if you go to school, public schools in our neighborhood, they teach us the same things. They teach us in jail.

When you go up north in the state, they teach you electricians, plumbing, carpentry, which is good trades. But they teach the same thing in the schools in the neighborhood. So if you're teaching the prison is the same thing. You're not teaching nobody how to own the company. You know, some people is not manual laborers. So they might be, you know, mentally strong when they could do other things and they're not getting a chance to do that. They're not giving us all the opportunities and different possibilities to do something different.

You know what I mean? It's just, you know, these are your five things. You're going to go rap. You're going to go be a comedian. You're going to go do this. Or it's over for you, motherfucker. You know what I mean? Or you're going to play ball, run up and death.

I don't call it. You know what I mean? It's not too many places to go for us. So it's like, you know, it's like big said, even you're swinging crack rock or you got a wicket jump shot. It's like three more places you could go now because of the internet. Like, you know, maybe you could go be funny or something on Instagram and go get a check or something. But besides that, it's not too much besides entertainment. You know what I mean? It's not too many black academics. Look at the United States of America. We lack engineers. This country shouldn't lack engineers. This is why ain't shit made in the U.S. no more because why the fuck should you have to pay that much to be an engineer?

Y'all should be teaching engineering for free in this country. Now we got to go to India and China to go snatch foreign students up and to teach them. And then they come over here, get the education, learn everything, and they dip back to their country. Now it's made in India and China. But you could be teaching some of these Negroes on right, because I don't know how to be an engineer or upstate New York or wherever it might be. You know what I mean?

But they don't, there's no money. There's no money in rehabilitation. Exactly. They need the rate of recidivism to always be high. They need people to come back and forth to jail. So that's the issue. Damn, yo. That was the best stay out of jail, PSA I heard in the long,

motherfucking time. I'm not going to jail, man. Yeah, I hear a lot about reform, and I respect reform all the way. And another thing that I feel that they lack is, like, when they talk about violence, they act like people as violent can't change, or people as violent didn't end up in circumstances where they had to be violent. Sometimes violence has to be reciprocated,

so violence don't happen to you. You know what I mean? So a lot of times they say nonviolent offenders. I'd be like, yo, but what about the guy who ran in his house in New York because New York don't even have laws for that. Somebody can running your house in New York and you bust his head

and you still go into jail for it. Yeah, they don't have to stand your ground and shit like that. Mm-hmm. So it's like, they don't even have self-defense. Thank you for you. Securus. Goodbye.

Yeah. That was taxed on. You know, I'll be feeling bad because it's just like Yeah, when you call, you know what I'm saying? It's like you want to pick up the phone You might make a day Make a person's day when they're in jail

Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, you want to like make them laugh Or that kind of shit that gets all You look a little depressed, you look a little down I was down, man, I was listening to that You know, I'm not used to I don't know, all my interaction with attacks before We've just been like jokes, busting balls

Yeah, yeah, yeah Green juice recipes And Bought back memories for Taylor Why? Oh, she used to pressing five for her men. Why didn't want me to be like... What happened?

I don't understand what kind of girl you're trying to make me be. I understand. Right. What you mean? He went last episode with me to be poor. Like, I don't know what you... What kind of life you want from me? So you've never dated a guy in jail, Taylor.

No. Wow. I have a father, sir. Like a very... What does that mean? Hold on. As in. Oh, you get another call.

What does that mean? As in, like, my father raised me very well. Like, has successful business, all that. Like, why do you not think that I would have, like. So if your dad wasn't there, you would date guys that go to jail? No, I'm not saying that either. That's not for anyone that doesn't have father. I'm just saying, like, I had.

No, I just sitting on all the fathers. No, I did. You did. Taylor. No, I didn't. I'm just saying for me having a two-parent house, so I feel like that helped. Now, so you believe that you uphold all the stereotypes of a girl that did have an active. A black woman, as a black woman, yes.

That did have an active father in life. Now, some might say that girls without a father are extremely skilled in the bedroom, if you will. So does that mean? I didn't say that. No, but does that mean that you may lack that because of your strong relationship with your father? No. I'm just saying some say that. That has been said on.

It's been said. Who said that? It's been said. People have been, you know, said that. I will say one of the biggest fears, though, is like you can be a great father and raise your daughters, you know, A1, and then they'll still be pressing five. That's true, too. That's true, too. Yeah, but that's a thing. You got a, that's really rough. That's a, that's a rough thing. But I'm going to be there for my daughters because I don't want them. You will have some? Yeah, if I have some daughters, that'd be awesome. I'd love to have a daughter. You're hitting it wrong? Well, you know, I mean, sometimes.

If you don't wear a mask, why would you wear a condo? Exactly. I'm out here not wearing a mask, but rubbering up. You know what I mean? Shoot a shoot, shoot, baby. Shoot a shoot. Usually on the belly. But we got any more ads?

No. Okay. Let's do some shit you won't care about next week. All right. What are we not caring about next week? Shoot him, Taylor. Let's go. Shoot a shoot, Taylor.

Let's go, Taylor. Okay. So, back on, like, if you want to talk about the politics with Trump, that doesn't say that about no Trump right there. That says LAPD. I mean, oh, okay, we're going by then. LAPD investigating Dr. Drey's a strange wife for alleged embezzlement.

City boys, we're up. Let's go. Stop stealing money. Stop stealing our money. Okay. You steal our money. You get the clink. Somebody asked the questions.

Envi asked me that this morning. Envi said, so if your wife goes into your account, is that stealing? If we're getting a divorce. Yep. Yes, it is. If we're together, it's not.

That's our money. But if you want to leave me, that's my money. If you want to leave me, that's stealing. Mm-hmm. So. Even ass. Let the police do their job. Yeah.

Investigate. Investigate the hell out of her. All right. Let me see. Kanye looks to be following the steps of a certain someone who often tweets out incorrect information. Oh, please stop. The rapper and presidential nominee tweeted out

incorrect presidential election results for Kentucky where he did make it onto the ballot. And clown shit. I just think at this point is clown shit, what Kanye is, but I'm not going to lie. Like, I don't understand your angle. Like, I really don't get it. We're not taking him seriously.

It's corny, though. And it's whack because he doesn't even realize the damage that he's potentially doing. Like, if he was really serious about running for president, hey, do your thing. But it's all ego, man. He's doing that shit just because it garners him attention. And what he posted wasn't even real.

Then he got 19% of the vote in Kentucky. Come on Kentucky. Like, stop. Kenneth Walker on CBS this morning. I thought that was good. I really liked what he said. When he said, he said, I'm a million percent sure that nobody identified themselves. He's a licensed gun owner.

What he do? He was on Gail King. And Gail King was like, I didn't know. He said, I didn't know it was the police. He said, I grabbed the gun, didn't have a gun. clue. He said if I was the police at the door and they said where the police, me or Brianna didn't have a reason at all not to open the door to see what they wanted. He was like, why would I think it was the police? He said, why would the police be coming to my house? You know what I'm saying?

Which is true. They didn't find, they didn't know guns, no drugs. Ken of the fucking never even been to jail. It was the first time ever even being arrested. So it's like, he was like, why would the police be coming in? Yeah. So I don't understand why we're acting like anybody who respects their 2A rights would not have done the same exact thing if they were in Kenneth Walker. That's why you have the 2A. Exactly. Exactly. Oh, Torrey Lane's court hearings.

Oh, did we talk about Tori being officially charged? Nah. Yeah, he got officially charged. What did they charge him with? I don't even know. But what did he get? Like, is it juvenile or is it? He's getting...

First of all, first of all. Is he tall enough to go to jail? First of all. Can we talk about this paragraph, Taylor? Okay. Wrote. I didn't write it. Inside the court.

I didn't write it. I did not write that. You're a liar. Confirming or exclusive from the morning. Okay. We were there when the judge allowed him to push back his arraignment to November 18th. The same day, Megan, the stallion is said to release her fashion nova line. Is that true?

That's what it said in the paragraph. I just copy to base it. This thing called Topic Post and they send me the emails about like turning topic. That's real? That's what they said. The judge picks the date. The judge is not involved in Tory Lane's and Megan the Steylandigans. I did feel like it was a, I loved, I loved how Megan dropped her op ed about protecting

black women on the same day of Torrey Lane's hearing. I thought that was good. Synergy. We call that synergy in the business. I thought it was good. The judge also ordered Tori to stay away from Megan the Stallion, approving a protective order request made by the DA. Hey, man.

I don't know what you say in that situation no more, you know? What? I mean, I never knew what to say to begin with. Yeah, we just got to wait and see, man. Tori fans lean says something. You say what? I mean, Tori's been operating as if nothing happens. I absolutely don't.

You do. I think he's talented. Don't remember, I think he's talented as an artist or whatever. But, no, you're not going to shoot my, my girl, Megan, and think that I'm not going to rock for it. Cardi B, nudes leaked. Yeah, what did you think about them, Ario Lala? I didn't see him. You didn't see him?

Wait, did you want to make a comment? What you said? Like to see? What did I say? On Cardi B's birthday, you're like, how can we don't get as mad with the celebrities? I think we spoke about it. Oh, no, no, no. I was just talking about like, you know, Cardi had a party.

Big party. And I'm like, yo, okay, Trump has his rallies. Lakers have their celebrations. Cardi has their parties. People make, you know, excuses for when they want to gather. Only Republicans can get corona, bro. You know that for a fact. It does seem that way, though.

I mean, that's how the news portrays it. You can only get crone if you're a Republican, man. What you're about to pull up? I think you're about to pull out the nude leak. Here's the thing. People are making fun of her ariola. I'm trying to figure out how you leak a nude. I mean, she posted herself.

She did it by accident. How, though? She said she was, like, showing offset something, and then she posted it? Like, she accidentally posted it? I don't believe in that. I think she just. But doesn't she have, doesn't she have OnlyFans? So, what's her only fan show then?

Oh, she is Only fans? Yeah. I don't know. What else we got? Anything else? I can't say I care about any of this this week. I mean, the ariola was impressive. You've got to see it.

It covers almost the entire rest. What did you guys think about the Megan the Stallion, S&L? Or not SNL and Times talking about it. I didn't read the whole thing. I mean, from what I heard, I thought it was good. Like, I mean, she said, I'm not afraid of criticism and protect black women shouldn't be controversial. I don't think it is. I don't think protecting black women is controversial.

Who is pushing back against that? Who's saying, no, let's not protect black women? I think I do wonder what the narrative has to be in order for us to change that, though. Like when will black women feel respected? When will they feel protected? And who are they looking to respect and protect them? You know what I mean? Because if they're looking for this society, if they're looking for this government,

that's probably never going to happen. But if they're looking for it amongst each other, you know, I mean, amongst ourselves, is black people, yes, definitely. you know. I think we all can do a better job of supporting each other. Who's disrespecting black women more? The society or government or like rappers? Both.

The reason I say both is because it's a lot of learn behavior. You know what I'm saying? Not even just black women, just women in general. You know what I'm saying? Like America is a crappy place for women and has been historically. It's the best place on the planet for women. Where else are women going to go? It might be crappy compared to men, but compared to any other place in the world.

Yeah, but if you, I mean, I'm just talking about historically. You want to be a woman anywhere else? I'm just talking about from an entertainment perspective. If you go back and you look and it's hip hop, it's rock and roll, it's movies, it's porn. Like, women get disrespected. Not in Lesbo porn. Shit. Lesbo porn is all sensual licking and stuff like that.

Depends on. what one of the lesbians are. Have you seen some lesbian porn that I have not seen? Man, Google nut-ass lesbo porn. And watch what you see. You're going to see women spitting in each other's mouths.

Love it. I'm just saying America's been a rough place for women, man. I get it. I understand it. I mean, that's true. The world has been rough for women. I think the world is the world, like,

you know, God gave you a trickier thing. God gave y'all periods, yo. God gave you the responsibility to having babies. Like, God puts you in a position. It's really tough. Men are tough on us, though. Men are tough on women. But we're tough on you, but we're also very protective.

We're also very loving. We're also very considerate. Ooh. Me. You know what I mean? Me. Andrew Schultz is out here being considerate than a motherfucker. We're not saying all men.

I'm not saying all men, but for the majority wise, like it's the contradicting for the most part. On both ends, though, honestly. What do you mean? But it's kind of thing on what women want from a man too, though. Like, we don't want... Two different kind of women, though. You got a black woman and a white woman. Seriously, what is the essential thing y'all want from a man?

If you had to pick one thing, essential, think about the year we're in. This is essential. Essential for a man. The need. That one thing you need to have a functioning relationship, yes. Seven, three, quarters, eight in the summer. Consideration and respect. Consideration and respect.

What about you, Paige? Trust and love. I mean, by the way, consideration, respect, trust, and love should be so easy for a man to give a woman. What men are not doing that, man? Fellas, y'all need to step it up. Because they have- That's bare minimum. But they have insecurities, though.

Well, stop being ugly all the time. No, I'm a shugger. Wait, what? But that's a bad minimum, though. Pay said a lot of women don't know what they want, but trust, what you say, respect, love. Respects and consideration. What is consideration? When I'm saying consideration, I'm talking about like, I'm a working woman and consider like I have other time than just trying to like cater to you.

Yeah. And I've dealt with men that just think that because I'm a woman, I'm just supposed to cater, forget my job. And they're here and I should just be happy with that. You probably disrespectful. You probably like, yo, if you step your game up and make more money, that I wouldn't have to work. Oh. I never said that. I can see you doing some disrespectful.

Why? Why? I can't do with a disrespectful shit like that, Taylor. I have told a guy that he's not. ambitious enough. He's not ambitious. He wasn't. This is the same six-four.

Why are you wanting to be more ambitious? Ambitious. Oh, ambitious. Okay. Right. So what happened? How did you articulate that to him? I literally said just like that.

You're not ambitious enough. Why? He was just having conversation and like I just felt like I saw potential on him and he just wasn't like he just. All he wanted you to do is downcloud, his, download his mixtape on sound. That's not what he was doing. He's not ambitious. Who is this?

That is. All he wanted you to do is share it. It was one time could you tweet it out for me? He was terrible. He's not ambitious. That is so. That's foul. That's really foul.

You're in Philly? No, he's from New York. No, he's not. Yes, he? No, he's not. We're ambitious over here, yeah. Okay. We're ambitious over here.

But, I mean, he taught me a lot. For the most part. How to disrespect a man, how to make him feel insecure. It was when I first moved to New York. So I know about, like, the trains and stuff. So he taught you shit that that you could Google. That is a good point, though, that you're asking, like, ladies, what is it that y'all want? How can, how can you feel 100% respect?

But there's a lie. It's not just a list. Why don't we start with one? Why don't we start with one thing? Love should be the foundation. Trust should be the foundation. No, love. Respect is the foundation.

Love is encompassing of all those things. Trust. I could love it. No, no. I think it should be trust because I can love you. You ain't a woman. But I'm not going to. You never really be faithful.

Why? Why? say that. You've never I mean, look, I'm not even going to say that. I believe why do you think that? Because I dump guys easily. Yes. Really? Do you love any of those guys that you dumped? No. Exactly. Because when you really

I did. You never stop loving. No, no, no. Because I have more self-worth than what the fuck? Exactly. Your worth is that way. Stop. I hate it. I'm trying to teach you how to listen to women, bro. This is how you listen to them. They say shit. You take A couple words in the sentence they say. And then you're doing. That's it. Repeat what they say.

No, but for real, though. I know more of myself worse. So why would, their disrespects me, why would I keep? Ever keep them? But you never loved them and they never loved you. That's it. I'm telling you, when you really love somebody,

I don't think you ever stop loving them. That's not true. I don't believe that. That's not true. I don't know. I don't stop loving these chicks, man. I have loved more. I've stopped loving girls before.

By the way, how could you ever, how could you ever really? have love and respectful women. It's a difference between love and in love, so, me. Who's impressionable as shit, listening to Snoop Dog say, but I don't love these holes, man. But that was one thing I've always disagreed

with Snoop Dogg about from the beginning. I've always loved it. I've always loved him, dude. Yes, it was odd to me. It was odd to me. You hear what I'm saying, though, there's a difference between love and in love. You could always have love for someone.

You know what's weird about Snoop Dog? You got me to hear you. Yo, yo, yo, yeah, Charlotte, you know what's weird about Snoop Dog? That first album, right. Doggy style, right? He said he was talking about

we don't love these hoes, right? But if you look at the album art, the girls are kind of shaped like weaners. Look at the album art. It's dogs with fat asses. You can't, but what type of dogs were they?

Weiner dogs. You can't say we don't love these hos and have all the girls look like weaners. That's a little suss. That's a little suss. Bring it up. Bring up that album art. I never thought about it.

We might have to do some snooping ourselves. Okay? We might have to do some snooping. Snoop dog dog-style album art. Look at all this. Watch. How do you spell dog wrong, Alex? I'm typing.

Look at this. No, that's one girl. It's a dog with a fat ass. You don't know if there's a guy or girl, bro. Hey, man. Let people be progressive. I mean, you right? Snoop dog, doggy style.

No. man has a lake like that though. I see a nice doggy ass. That is a nice doggy ass. That is a nice doggy ass. That looked like that goddamn sheep on Instagram. Yeah. You see that fat-ass sheep on Instagram? Yeah, man.

Don't. I want to know who the dog catcher was after. Yo, I just noticed that it's dogs on the roof. Scrowing there, picture? It's like three dogs on the roof. What are they saying? I don't know. Like, tap the picture?

Like, you don't see the dogs up there? Yeah, they're on top of the thing. What do they say? Fucking perverts. Yeah, they're watching, bro. Dude, these album titles, these album covers were problematic back in the day, man.

I mean, everything was problematic back in the day. It wasn't good if it wasn't problematic. Oh, they had that. And I wouldn't change it for the world. Neither would I. I want to bring it back. I don't feel, now, listen, by the way, if I ever knew that we would have gotten to this point,

I'd have got a lot of other shit off back then. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's a good ass point, bro. A lot of words I didn't use. You didn't use them enough. We had time to use them And we didn't take advantage

And now we can barely say anything I don't want to Okay I don't even want to I can't even say Latinx What? Latinx man Latin X man

Latin X man What else? What's a Latin X man Bro? I'm telling you that's that Little Mexican girl is going to be Wolverine Latin X man

We do need more diversity In Marvel Yes we do We need some Latin X man Say what There is a Spanish But by the way Marvel

All jokes out Why isn't there a Latin X-Men? The Mexican girl that's Wolverine. No, they should have a Latin group of mutants that come together to be the Latin X-Men. Okay. And then what, yeah, I'm with you. Then what can they do? What are they really good at?

I mean, it's Latin barbed superheroes now. It's not a lot of them. But, like, what were their X-Men powers be? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, Taylor, what else we got? You're your ex-k idiot. How would you want humans to evolve? to read a little better than that. That was a tricky-ass reading that you did right there, Taylor.

It took you a while to get to those five words. Yeah. Or seven words. I like how humans are evolving. I like to see humans evolve more mentally and emotionally and spiritually. I think that is the next evolution of human being. Like I was reading Deepak Trooper's book MetaHuman. Gay!

Already! I'm kidding. All right. And that's what he talks about. He talks about the next evolution of human beings are going to be like metal. You know what I'm saying? It's all mental. It's all.

Like there's a connection that's spiritual. Yeah. It's a cosmic consciousness that we're all tapping into. And you've spoken about that. You think that we have that already. You think that like... I think we're getting there. I think we're getting there.

No, I've heard you have talked that talks. Like there's some sort of like collective conscious that we all can tap into. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I mean, I feel that way now. I feel like I can literally... tap into whatever I want to tap into into the universe at any given moment. Like I can literally silence all the noise, shut everything down and like tap into other

dimensions, talk to people from other dimensions and like really have a sense of clairvoyancy to see exactly what's next. But in order for me to do that, I have to cut off everything in the world. Meaning like I can't listen to the opinions of nobody else. I can't go on social media. I literally got to just sit still. And when I sit still and get into a place of like meditation and I just like, like deep dive into my mind,

the shit I come out with is just like, boom. And people are, you know, maybe criticize this, but I think that like we can all agree that when we stop for a second. Yes. And just let our brains create, we come up with our best ideas. 100%.

You know, it's like, you know how like when you're in the shower you always come up with good shit? And it's because you don't got your phone in the shower. You don't have your TV in the shower. You don't got music on. You got nothing but your thoughts. That's right.

And I forget about all them shits by the time I dry off. Dreams are good, too. That's why I keep a notepad by my bed. Even if you don't wake up and remember the whole dream, just jot down what you remember. I guarantee you'll be able to fill in the blanks later. I promise you. Do you remember all your dreams, though?

Not all. But when I wake up and I remember something from it, I write it down immediately because I feel like it's something I'm supposed to have. I feel like you travel to other dimensions when you sleep. So when you come back with that, that's something you're supposed to have. You could have some knowledge. Speaking of that, a little son boy and some, to know if you could change your alter one historical event, what would it be?

What? I wouldn't fuck with none of them. If you could change your alter one historical event. I don't think you folks to fuck with history. I've watched enough back to the future. You're saying without having any like, yeah, that's a tricky one. Because you also, you always want to go back. I mean, you can say that as a black dude, but as a white guy, I can't say that answer.

You know? Like, I can't be like, I wouldn't change a single thing. No, his thing, even as a white person you may want to, though. because we don't know how this is going to end. Right. Like, eventually. Like Avengers, right? Yeah, eventually everybody got to reap what they soul.

That's the thing. Like, I would want to, you know, make a world that was obviously more Ecuador. I wish there wasn't slavery. I wish there wasn't the all cause. Like, I wish there wasn't people starving all around the world. Obviously, I would try to change all those things. I would have to, this is what I would really want, though. Let me see.

I would also change girls second toes longer than their first. Because you all haven't? No, I don't like that. much. You know, like the second toe longer than the first? Why are you into that? I don't even know what the fuck that means. Like when the girls have a second toe is longer than the first. What does it matter?

I just don't like that that much. I would like to travel and see what the outcome would be. I would change that. You know what I'm saying? Like, let me go see what other timelines look like. So if we change this. Then what happens? What happens?

You know what I mean? If it's something we can live with, if it's something that makes things better, great. If not, it. Yo, what? Okay, what about this, Charleman? What happens if, what happens if we change slavery? There's no slavery. And then white people end up dominating the NBA and hip-hop.

Could you live in a world that had that? You all that shit. Give us all the other presidencies. No, no, no, but you never come to America. Oh, that means Africa would be the most lit country, the lit continent on the planet. What even be close? Africa? You know, can you imagine if American black culture in Africa, Africa would be phenomenal.

All our resources, all the resources that Africa has, it'd really be Wakanda. Maybe y'all would be begging to come to Africa and we'd be saying no. Well, there's still, there was still black people in Africa. It's not like Africans got rid of all the guys who were good at, like, rapping. Well, that's debatable. That's how they decided. I mean, debatable. I don't know.

It hasn't been a lot coming out of it since. Now, you got some great African superstars in the NBA now. Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be interesting to see what happens with the African NBA League, though. Yeah, they're doing NBA African. Yeah, I think it's called the BAL, if I'm not mistaken. Okay.

What else, Taylor? I want to know if we're going to talk about NBA. They want to know Malcolm underscore Flex. The God, he wants to know if LeBron played in Jordan's era, would we be talking about Jordan the same way? Yes. Talking about Jordan the same way? Yes, what do you mean?

As in like... Like, will LeBron eclipse Jordan if he played in his era? Yes, Jordan would... Yes. I think so. Jordan would still be dominant. Yeah, I agree. LeBron is incredible, listen, but it's not like...

I don't want to say it's not like Jordan hasn't played against a person like LeBron because he has just in different people, right? He's played against Magic Johnson. But Magic didn't have the physique like LeBron, but then Jordan played against Carl Malone. Carl Malone definitely had the physique like LeBron. Right.

I always say Carl Malone. Carl Malone and Magic Johnson had a nut ass and fucking had LeBron James. I've always said that. You know what I'm saying? LeBron James to me is the baby. I've always said that. Literally. I've always said that.

I've always thought that. You don't see that? I can see it. Magic Johnson and Carl Malone come together and create LeBron James. The ball handling and the physique. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely.

But I still think Jordan dominated. Yo, y'all act like Jordan didn't dominate hard. of famous, bro. Yeah. Like, what are we talking about? These are great teams. New York Knicks had a great team. Bill Chills.

Fucking the Pistons. When he finally overcame the Pistons, the fucking Indiana Paces, the Seattle Supersonics, the Phoenix Suns, the fucking Portland Trailblazers, the Lakers with Magic Johnson, the Utah Jazz. Like, these are all world top 50 Hall of Fame players Michael Jordan played against and dominated them. They don't exist because of MJ. Okay.

Anything else? Um. Yeah, just one more thing. Big CJ 1K wants to know, do you think the age limit for president should be lower? No. Why? Why not?

I think they need to make all qualifications for president higher. After Donald Trump, somebody needs to change the fucking rule. What should they be? You at least have to have some type of college education and more importantly, some type of political experience. But how do you get political experience? By being a mayor, being a congressman, being on city council, being a fucking school superintendent.

I don't fucking know. You don't want to do that pussy-ass shit. Hey, man, I'm just saying. Like, I think that they should make qualifications for president. Everybody should not be able to run for president. It's the president of the United States of America, bro. Yeah. Like, I know that Donald Trump made it look sexy for celebrities to do it,

and the bar is very low. But once again, this is why I'm not even really, I'm not mad at Trump. He's not a politician. He was the executive producer of celebrity apprentice. America, we got what the fuck We deserve. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See, sometimes things got to be black for y'all to see it in perspective. Go. If it was Flav of Flav, everybody would be in a fucking uproar. But if it was Flav of Flav, everybody would be in an uproar. The fact that it is Trump and it's a white, rich male, people see the privilege and they just automatically assume he's fit to do whatever the fuck he wants to do. You know what it is? It's, uh, Simon Cowell became Prime Minister of England.

Yes. Like, because Flavre Flav was not, like, ever, like, an executive producer. I mean, yes, he had Flavor Love or whatever. He was a producer Flavor Love. Yeah, but... By the way, him and Trump's same qualifications when it comes to reality TV. In fact, Flavor Flav was a bigger reality show stuff than Donald Trump. Nah, not.

Easily. He had three. Three seasons. The whole franchise. Trump ain't launched no franchise. No, but Trump's show was massively. It was massive. And it was on network.

Flavor of Love was getting Super Bowl numbers. No. Look up the highest rated flavor of love. That shit was in the 20 million. Especially with New York. On VH1. New York is amazing. That girl was hilarious.

There would be no New York without fucking. Fine. Flavs bigger. Okay. 90 minute episode at 10 p.m. Post the VH1's biggest audience ever, drawing a 7.52 million total viewers. That's VH1.

A 4.6 rating, according to Nielsen Mere search. That's VH1. No, that's amazing for D.H1. I think of versus, I don't think about why white people watched it, though. What, flavor of love? Yeah.

Flavor Love was big. Nah, it was great TV. You watched it? Yeah, that girl, New York is an all-time, hilarious character. So she had a spin-off, and now that guy off her dating thing is having another one chance, another chance of love some of that.

Yeah, weren't there two brothers or something like that? Yeah, but weren't there? them died. Yeah, one of them passed. But they have another brother and he's on it. Oh. That's unbelievable for VH1. Like, those are network numbers for VH1.

For VH1, yeah. I'm telling you, if Flavor Flav was president right now? That shit would be crazy. It would be crazy. They wouldn't have let it happen. They would have been like, nah, this is fuck. They would have changed shit. They would have changed shit before he even became elected, Joe.

Y'all have to look at things in the black perspective sometimes. I'm trying to think if there's somebody else because Flavor of Love, Flavor Flav is such a cartoon character. It doesn't count. Donald Trump is? Yeah, he is. But he was also like, you know,

running an international business. Hulk Hogan. We'll do black. Give me black. Junk y'all dog. I don't fucking know. Who's black? Kanye.

You're not doing Kanye, bro. People would lose their mind. They'd be like that. Exactly. That Kanye is the perfect example. Yeah, yeah. We'd lose our mind. We'd just stop it.

He's unfit. He's mentally unfit. But in America, white. males, old white males that are rich, have that symbolism. Like in charge, authority. Yep. They can handle it.

They can do it. If it was fucking Kanye West, we'd lose our fucking mind. Yeah. Diddy? I don't think so. No. I don't think people would lose their mind with Diddy. Lose their minds.

With Diddy? Yes. I don't think so, bro. I think so. Did he would just move on to the, like, he wouldn't, he don't know how to be consistent with one thing, though. Yeah. I don't want to see Sir Rock.

the vote, bro. Like, that wouldn't do that. Like, that wouldn't work, bro. Surrock Obama was not happening, okay? What about the rock? I don't even know what the rock is. What is the rock? Yeah, what is Samoan or something like that? It's like Hawaiian, some kind of shit. All right, guys. That made you when I put it in masculine. I don't like talking about the rock for some reason. I like the rock.

I fuck with the rock. I fuck with the rock, too. The rocks said us some tequila. What's the name is tequila? Trey, Treyway. What is it called? What is the name is tequila? Tallulium. Tremendo. Terror. He said, he said, he fuchs with you, too. He follows you. Yeah, man. He's been cool. I shouted him out one time on Breakfast Club, and he sent us a bottle.

Did he really? I ain't got no bottle yet. Rock? You ain't shout out to tequila. What's the name of? Send me your Latinx tequila right now. Terramana. Terra mana. It's actually good. I fuck with it. I fuck with Teramana. My man. All right. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. but if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots

and don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. You don't have to fucking tell us how stupid we are every week. That's the point. Thank you for listening. Peace.