The Brilliant Idiots - Applebeez In The Trap (Ft. Glasses Malone)

Episode Date: October 27, 2023

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We're going to get to it. You know what I'm saying? That hurt my heart. Because we got my guy in here, man. West Coast legend hosted a No Sealings podcast on the Black Expect I Heart Radio. podcast network. He's got a new album out right now called Cancel These Nuts. G. Malone, watch finest. I can't believe we really feel to talk about this.

Why? I don't think no woman said that. There's a whole, uh, all right, fair enough. That's true. I don't really believe this. What happened here? It says a group of ladies make a list of places men shouldn't take them on the front. Put it this way. Women have agreed with it. I don't believe that. She's agreeing right now. Taylor definitely agrees with it. Taylor, I literally agree just to the chain restaurant. Let's, cheesecake factory, you know what that's the chain?

On the first day. No booze. Didn't I tell you that? Oh, Taylor, didn't I tell you that exact same thing? When you were somebody on these fancy restaurants, I don't give a fuck about that. I told you. I told you no booze chain restaurant. Mr. Chowse, Leap Chowse.

I never said that I wanted a fancy restaurant, though. All I'm saying is put a little thought into the first date. Why? Let's do the context. Here's a list of places women absolutely refuse to go on a. first date. And thank you to the ladies who reached out to help me on my list. I don't know if this is an order, but it's 28 of them. What about Room 40? Would you go to Room 40?

She don't even know what that is. Room 40. I don't know what that is. Room for these nothing. Cheesecake Factory, Applebee's, Chili's, Chipotle, Olive Garden, the movies, your house, any fast food chain, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wingst, Red Lobster, a buffet, IHop, Denny's, the gym, church, Starbucks, coffee dates, ice cream dates, family functions, movie night, somewhere that requires a long drive, bowling nightclubs, hookabaw, a bar for just drinks,

Waffle House sporting events. Where are you going on a first date then? That's just ridiculous. I mean, sporting events for a first date, we can't. That'd be great. I can't take you to a Diggs game? Yeah. You want to take it to a Lakers game?

That ain't fly? You know, the only exception in me going to Applebee's is if we went to a sporting event or something else beforehand and then we just try and find it. If you like the guy, why the hell do you? do it matter where you go. That's right. What do you mean? Because first impression is matter to you.

No, boy, you already don't. The impression is. And you're also showing me. You went out on a date with him, so you've been talking to them, clearly. That's the impression. So clearly you like him enough to say, yeah, we can go out. Yeah. So I'm seeing where you want to take me as Applebee's.

That's how you feel about me? Applebee's is the family chain that you're going to go for the rest of their life. It does how to do with me because you're not putting no thought into all these restaurants in New York. There's no thought in the fancy ones. It's just fancy. Actually taking her to nobu is more basic. Because he thinks that, oh, she'll be so impressed by this.

That's a good ass point. I take her notable. She ain't used to know Noble. That's a good ass point. She's from Philly. She's like, it's the bibbles and that's her own cheese thing, you know what I'm saying? That's true.

That's true. No, it's not. You don't got a Nobu in Philly. So? So that's why you're so excited. Well, that don't count. That's not the point. What are we talking about?

The point is cheesecake factories of fine establishment in those avocado egg rolls where I got a fucking buy, they got a book for a venue. I mean, come on. They got the light option. in a very long time, so I can't say no cheesecake yet. But Applebee's, Ennis. Why would it be no if he's been there? Chipotle. That is disrespectful. Listen to what G's said. Let's know what G's say.

No man taking you a Chipotle before he tries to smash. So, you know what I mean? First of all, why would you think that he's about to smash on the first date? Well, we always hope. It's not like we don't. Why do y'all think that you're supposed to? I'm taking you to Nobu. You ain't ever been to Nobu? Yes, I have.

What difference do it make if you like you? What do you mean? It does tell a difference because it shows how you how you feel about me then. No it does. Yes, it does. How we choose you shows how you feel. This is why men are better, yo. What did you take your girl in the first date?

Veselka. What if he's acting? A Ukrainian diner. Did you really? Who did you? In Ukraine, in the middle of the war. Middle of the war. And guess what?

She was happy to be there because she was with her boo. Yeah, you flew her out, right? No. You flew her out, though. right? I didn't fly her out. If you fly somebody out for the first date, that's the worst impression in the world. Facts. Why would you, do you know what that means? If you fly somebody out, that's the worst thing you're doing in the world. I'm asking Andrew, he's got, you know, do money out there. So I don't know if that's how you're supposed to. I went to Baselka.

I'm the entertainment. I don't need the restaurant to be the entertainment. That's the point. And I don't want to be like quiet and like weird. I want to be able to talk to you. I don't think y'all have a point. Y'all point is so superficial per usual. It's so superficial per usual. It's so No, it's not. That's not. Because I want a guy to think outside of the box. But it's never about the guy. It's always about what the guy can do for you.

You are outside of the box. You're the box. He's taking me out on a date, right? No, Lord. He's coming to spend time with you. That's it. He's taking me out on a date, right? Spending time and taking me out on a date, right?

Taylor, can I ask you one question real quick? What? If you said to a man, I want to go to dinner at Cheesecake Factory, do you think a man would go, why would she take me to Cheesecake Factory the first time we went on? Yeah. You think he would say no boo? You think we would, we would go into no boo.

Exactly. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Well, first of all, y'all think it's not basic, so y'all wouldn't care like that. But you just referred to the Instagram.

Yes, I did. Can you make this seem like y'all don't hear? Congratulations. My God. Congratulations. But you know what I wrote? I don't know how to react. I was telling.

I was telling me. I just did a whole pot on this. Women, I just did a whole pot on this. And mainly women are. are cool, but culturally, women are not good people. Damn. God,

damn. Were you birthed by a woman? And you're going to say that we're not good people? No, I'm grateful, but you guys culturally are raised to be not good people. Is it the end-fault? What?

Think about how you just said that. Because I want a man to think outside the body. Instead of you just want a man to spend time with you. That's right. Like you didn't spend, no, don't try to slip like that. No, no. No, I've been telling you this all day. You should be prepared for it.

You should be prepared for it. Because I've been telling you all this for years. For a month and years. Women, most women are not good people. Because you act like I'm asking for mad money or anything else. I'm asking if you're taking a nice, take me out on a nice date. What about the person is what Jesus trying to get in? Yes, and you choosing me for Applebee's and show me that what type of person you are.

No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not. What do you know about somebody about Applebee? Exactly. That's disrespectful. I'm not disrespectful. I'm taking it to a buffet.

So you think your value is in the rest of it? Your values in the restaurant. You can't even pronounce salmon. You pronounce an L. I can't take you to know what I can't take you to Solomon? I can't get away fresh Solomon. I'm saying if y'all, if y'all are talking.

I can't have you doing that in the middle of a restaurant. And you like the guy. The point of a day is for two people to get to know again. And I said, don't I say I'll walk in the park. Listen. I'm cool with that. Listen. I'm saying so.

No matter. The park. Put my life in danger. Why do you all say that? You don't know what's safe park. So no. We want to say Park with no Puerto Ricans. The one in Williamsburg, what's that part called?

So you don't even know what? McCarran. Yes. Oh, with a Karen in it. I'm saying what that's how you keep a saying? If you like the guy, though, Taylor, why does it matter where he take you if he's a great guy? That's real. You're just being ridiculous.

If he's a great guy, he wouldn't know. That's not true. There's nothing to know. What do we get high? What do we get high? You're just saying you don't like Applebee's food completely. It's not because it's a lower or higher tier of restaurant. The food is not good.

What if we get high and go to McDonald's and play in the play place? That could be a cool date. That's how to playoffice. I don't think so no more. But you wouldn't know if you can't go to bougie. I'm down for everything. So why you can't go to Applebee's high? That's crazy.

That cannot be the only date. But you'll go to McDonald's and play in the play place. Where we go before that? Chinese food. Gosh, crazy. Like, look more how far y'all got away from just regular, like, why are you so willing to, like...

Save money? Not even save money, but, like... What's wrong with Starbucks and coffee dates? That's fine. That's good. I don't mind going on the day. But that's fine. All I'm saying is a chain restaurant to me is basic.

And you're not... What's wrong with basic? Only because we're in New York. We have mad restaurants here. And you're just thinking about it all to take her to Applebee's. No. You know how hard it is? What?

Applebee's in New York? It's harder to find Applebee's in New York. I can see if you were like Applebee's because the food is not good, but you're like, yo, and you keep using this time? All I'm saying is put some thought into a date. If you really like me, if you really like me, then you would not just take me to some fucking apple bees. That's not true if he's trying to impress you.

He wouldn't say to the Abby Bees. Why are you worth impressing? What do you want are worth impressing? You think you're greater? No. So then why are you worth impressing? Because. Why is he not?

It's not up to the man to. But that is a good point. Why you're not trying to impress him? If he asked me on a date, shouldn't he be impressing me? But you ain't going to go on that date ragged. You're going to get your head done. You're going to get your little eyebrows lit.

Yeah. No, no, he shouldn't be trying to put on something for him. Yeah, but I'm going to be, I'm going to be grateful that he asked me want to take me out on a date and everything else. So be grateful and go to Applebee. No. Yes. No, because you need to put on. Yo, I said what I said.

You need to put more thought into the date. What if he's acting his wage? What if that's all he can afford? And there's plenty of restaurants where he can act his wage. Like I said, we're in New York. We weren't in New York. What if he truly enjoys? What if he truly enjoys Applebee?

The fact we in New York. What if that's his favorite restaurant? What if he owns 20 Applebees? He's a millionaire. Like I mean. You should be prepared for all of these arguments. You've said all of these things to you. The ownership, everything.

He owns 20 Applebee. He's a multi-millionaire. He's a multi-millionaire. Now you know what? So look, check this. He could take me to Applebee's, right? But that shit better to be decked the fuck out then. What do you mean?

What if Applebee's is his favorite restaurant? It may be creative. Hold on what you mean it's decked to put like that. I want to see flowers and everything else then. It's applebees? All I'm saying is put some creativity in it. You want flowers in an applebees? You think he owns Applebee's?

I'm telling me he owns 20 applebees. Why can't he? What if he takes you? But you want flowers and apple bees? Yeah, all I'm saying is put a thought in food. But it's going to look uncomfortable. That's all I'm saying. They'll be like, why is this poor girl getting all these flowers?

Exactly. They'd be so confused. What about what? If I take you to Applebee's on a Sunday, and I say, I need you to meet me here at 2 o'clock and we get there, and I tell you, damn, me and my mom used to come here every Sunday at 2 o'clock.

Exactly. She passed away. Because he passed away. But now, now, since you're the most important woman in my life, I want to spend that Sunday with a week. Wait, how are you been dating? Because how are the most important person now? What if Applebyte's got some trauma?

You know what I'm going to do. First date or just dates in general? Because overall, if I'm dating someone, Yeah, we're probably going to hear about Applebee's one of these days. Oh, now you're trying to go to Applebees. I hate you. I hate y'all. Because y'all know what I'm trying to say.

So you think Applebee? You think you think Maxis and Iskabibbles is more luxurious than Applebee? No, so I'm thinking that we just go to Iska Bibbles and all that. What about a date where you get your hair done? No one goes in Maxis either. You said what? What about a date where you get your hair done? You're a tourist.

You're up with Derby. That's nice. What did you say? If you get your hair done on the date, like you get your hair done. and then I just sit across from you and we just have a conversation. That's not a date. That's, what if I'm paying for your hair? That's outside of the box.

I'm paying for your hair. What if I see you and I say, yo, you need your head done. Let's go to the headdresser. No, that first of all, that's disrespectful. Why is that disrespectful? What if your hair looks stupid? You're man keeping it real with you. Yeah, like you women want.

Damn, bro. We're just trying to help. Your hair's fucked up. You look at you're struggling. They are not struggling. They are not good people. You're going to a rough time in your life. I want to make your hair better.

Why don't you go out. You can get your hair. I'll sit across him. You have a conversation while you get that fucked up shit back. That's right. That's right. We can't. Now I can take you someplace presentable. You know why I want to take you to Applebee? Because you have a way to hair gone. Now we can go to no poop. Your hair says Applebee. Your hair says Applebee. You literally cannot win. It's hard to be us. This is funny. This is crazy. You can't even be good. This is crazy. You know, but your hair screaming apples. We literally cannot win. It's hard to be us. This is crazy. This is ridiculous.

Imagine you made a man some food. Why are you so lazy? Do you cook? It's not. Glasses got a good point. Do you cook glasses? Listen, it's not lazy, right? Do you cook?

Yes, I cook well. But listen, I'm saying, intellectually, you shouldn't have to think about somebody you like and just wanting to hang with them. But if that's the case, we could just take a walk in the park or it just. Or it don't matter where it go. How about you just come? Come down off your high horse.

It's not a high horse. It is a high horse. No, it's not. That horse is high. First of all. First of all, listen, it could be intellectually high horse. My father told me not to settle either. So if I don't want to go to Applebee's, why should I go on a first seat?

If you should do this, your daddy, your daddy would tell you bugging. Your dad was like, what the hell wrong with Applebee's and Chili and Chip? So you wouldn't mind if your daughter went on a date or my Applebee? That's where that probably going to go? You wouldn't mind if your daughter was. What's better? Applebee's or Netflix and Chill? Hmm.

You said what? What's better? Applebee's or Netflix and Chill? I could do the Netflix and chill. Whoa! Taylor, that doesn't even make no sense. Don't let me. No, listen, listen, listen.

So you'll go to his house? Listen, because guess what? I have going to a man's house. And gave up crops before he even took him? On the first day? I never had sex with him. He cooked for me. We had good time talking and I left.

That's it. That ain't happened, bro. That ain't happened, bro. Did you have my mom? Nobody believed. No. Nobody did not believe me. I don't believe nobody ever treated you that nice.

No. No. What's that with you? I don't even know if that's nice. What's not with you? What did I say? That's crazy. That's not that nice.

What did I say? What happened? Think about what you say. But you know what? God's watching and listening. God's watching and listening, you know what? That list is just horrible. It's a horrible list.

You shouldn't even be thinking like that. If you like somebody, if you like somebody Taylor and they said they want to take you that. that's their favorite restaurant. Should go, they might be a good guy. Can I answer you a question? Can I answer your question? I'll be a good time.

I'd be annoyed that he took me. But what if he really likes it? Aren't you take me out on the day? Shouldn't you think about what considered of me? Can I answer you a question? No. Because you asked me a question. You said, how would I feel if my daughters would get, got took the album?

More importantly, are the, is the person they with a nice person? That's all it boils around. Your don't think at 30 years old that a man should. Who's 30? 32 years old. Don't you do. I don't you try to subtract. I don't choose try to subtract.

Ever since. Oh, my God. You're getting up there and there. You got to say in my 30s. You got to say a woman in your 30s. A woman in my 30s. Mid 30s. It's not me.

It's not a mid 30. That's mid 30. You're rounding up. I hate you. Go ahead, go ahead. Going to Applebee. It's like a college eight high school date. No, no, no, but talk about you.

A woman in her upper mid-thirt. Let's get higher, higher. No, stop. I'm in my early 30s. I'm in my early 30s. That's not appropriate. Yes, it is. No, it's not.

It's just being. Well, guess what? Guess what? Guess what? I want to be, if you had that mindset, that I wouldn't be fucking with you anyway, though. You have to be more thoughtful to me. Did you remember your first day with your lady?

Don't seem like you're not thoughtful. First day with me. She came over. What? What is? But I'm not. What's the nicest thing you've done for a woman? I mean, what's the nicest thing?

Jumped her in? Let them be a cripple. No, no. No, no, no, hold on. This is a really good question. What is the, I don't really? I'm not a nice person. So, so listen.

I'm not a nice person. Don't you want this, Cud? I'm a kind person. I'm not a nice person. I'm a kind person. I really don't really do. What have I done? Kind for a woman?

Yeah. Have you got girls flowers before? Colery? Yeah. Not jewelry, but flowers. Yeah. I bought somebody. Yeah.

Hell yeah. What's the most thoughtful thing? Like, if you wanted to impress her, what would you do? Read to it. Read what? Whatever I'm reading. If I read to you, if I put knowledge in your head, that's pretty good. Are you just reading a chapter to her?

Yeah. I could be reading a chapel or reading a story out of the Bible, whatever I'm reading. If I read to you, if I'm putting knowledge in your head, I really fuck with you. That's the greatest thing I could do. Tell it like, damn, I ain't never been read to it. Yes, I have. Relax. You just

If your dad don't count Wait what First of all Who read Wait wait Wait wait Hold on Who read

Who read? Who read? Who read? Who read to you? What did they read? What did they read An Appleby's menus? Listen, two for two You could select any two

Entrays and get a free side What did someone read to you? Because yeah What is someone read to? Actually What's that? Sam, Sam, I am.

What's that? What's that book that grandmother's hands or something like that? That man did not read Resma Minicum my grandmother's hands. Yes, he did. Why do you? You know how long that book is? That book is like 300 plus pages long. That man did not read Resmahminicum book comes with a work. It comes with, it's a workbook.

Like, there's exercises after each chapter that you have to complete. First of all, I'm not saying he read a chapter to me, but he was explained to me, like you were saying the book that he's reading and explaining to me. you know, the guidelines to what he's reading about. That's what you mean to read. I mean, actually read. Right.

I mean, read like, like, like reading this story. Storytime. Tom, this is bad. Let me read you. I might have time received. Let me read you a storyteller. You don't like, listen,

you, I think you want me to read to you, tell it. I think that I was raised. I was raised to. Your father would never, your father would never agree. I bet you my father would be like. If he said somebody was taking you to have a baby, he would not say you shouldn't go because of that.

He'd be like, wow, cheap date. that is not. No, he would. I'm sure he took your mom places that was just. We could make a call. You make a call him right now. Let's call him. Call him.

But wait, I have a question. You're about to get humble right now. Wait, have a question. Your pop's going to say. Real, you know.

We went the ditties. But my daddy's, you're going to get humble. My daddy's droll and though. So if he knows he's on the pocket, he's going to say something. No, just be like, say, say, say dad,

where'd you take mom on the first day? But that's not fair. Why? Why? Because you're, how you're basing your offer where you took your, your, uh, wife for a first date and everything else. This is back in the day.

It's not back in the day. You want to love that last life back in the day? My wife was listening to the radio earlier. She said, she said, I get the movies, right? She said, this first date conversation is crazy. If you both talk beforehand and have an interest, what's the problem? IG ruined life for everybody. And that's your problem.

No, it's not. No, it's not. You know, have ridiculous expectations. I've been had this discussion with Eddie. And he used to get on me like, that's crazy. blah, blah, blah. On the first day, like I said, and I say what I said. If you don't put no fucking thought into it, now I'm seeing what kind of person are. I've been to the gym on first day. But guess what we did stuff after? Like, all I'm saying,

it just can't be just that. But you said a walk in the park is. Yeah, walk in the park. That's cheaper than Applebee's. That's no money. But I'm not talking about money, though. So why I keep talking about money? I'm never put money anyway. You're saying the creativity of Applebee's. Why should it be a creativity outside of the conversation of silk? Why should there be? Yes. Like, why do you need a creative idea of a day?

Why do you need to be entertained by everything but the person you're with? Got him in entertainment. Because you're an entertainment. You're just trying to distract from calling you, Zach. Let's call, just call your father real quick. She ain't going to dial the real number.

Let me see it say daddy. I don't know. It might be a difference. You might have got two daddies in there. Let me see. First of all, I don't call them in daddy. Let me see. Let me sit in the call ID.

Dad. There you go. Put it on speaker. Put it on speaker. Dad. Hey, so we're recording right now, and I'm trying to make a point. No, no, no, no.

Just ask the question. How are you, Mr. Hayes? How are you, Mr. Hayes, sir? That's Shalemy. Hey, Mr. Hayes. Hey, you are, Shalemy. Can I ask you a question, sir? Where did you take your lovely wife on a first date?

No, that's not the question. No, isn't it is. Where did you take your lovely wife on a first date? on the first day? Yes, where'd you take her? They were in Tyler. The movies. The movies.

The movies. Okay. Are you? Hold on. Hold on. Fixed on. I never argued by the movie. Where'd you take them to eat?

Now, the first time you guys went out to eat, where did you guys go? Oh, man. We, we from, hey, look, we went to college together. And we went to a restaurant in a small town that had no big time, big names. Now, would it be weird for you to go to Appleby's on a date? To date, yeah. Ha! Ha!

Thank you, father! Wait, give me info. He's talking about right now. He's talking about right now. No, no, no, no, no, no. Not you and your wife going on a date to Appleby's. I'm saying, like, back in the day of your first date, would it be weird that you guys went to Appleby? They were young.

Only if it was in that small town where nothing else was. Listen, what we keep trying to tell your daughter, she keeps big. these guys to take her to Applebee's. And we keep trying to tell her Applebee's not the move. Yeah, it's not a lot of it. She keeps begging these guys in New York. Find me in Applebee's.

Find me in Applebee's. And we're like, yo, there's no boo here. There's Brooklyn Shop House. It's all kind of other good restaurants. But for some reason, she keeps saying, no, I want Applebee's. That's what I'm used to. And we're trying to tell us step her game up. I'm surprised.

Yeah. Me too. Me too. Me too. Thank you, Mr. Hay. Thank you, Mr. Hay. Bye. Have a good thing.

You need to listen to your dad, Taylor. Taylor, you should listen to your father. That's no joke. Fine. Taylor, you should listen to your father more often, Taylor. I don't know. I just think, I think it's a lot of too much thought into a lot of other stuff.

Here's my biggest thing. Also, I hit my biggest thing with this list. Once again, women are thinking about everything except for how good the man is. Exactly. It's always about what the man can buy them, where they can take them. How creative was the day?

Yes. How much do you like this woman? Is he a good dude? How do you have qualities? No. Quality is he? No. No, that man is acting his.

Like if your husband buy every outfit off the mannequin, let's say your husband's not creative, but he's a really good guy. Doesn't mean he's a bad guy. I never said that. Y'all, Lily, are. No, we're saying because you're saying the date needed to be creative. He needs to put a lot of thought into it versus. He doesn't have to put a lot.

All I'm saying is you, there's many restaurants in New York. You are worthy of all his thoughts. You don't think that. You are worthy of all. He shouldn't be thinking about nothing but you. And getting some foodie else. Yeah, exactly. So let me think of a good spot for her,

for us to eat good and everything else. So you just don't like the taste of applebees? Yeah, like the chain, yes, the chain restaurant. I don't think you like men. Not chain restaurants. Don't say chain restaurant because he's going to start him up. But I'm saying, like, with the basic ones of Olive Garden, what I call basic olive garden,

Applebee's, Denny's. Yeah, you have a home. Salad bar. Marriage, all that stuff is basic. That's not really. You really want a basic life. You really want the consistency of a base, marriage is based. But on a first date, my guy, like.

Just capture your imagination. Make you think it's going to be something to be like. All I'm saying, again, we are in New York. The best restaurant you can think of is Applebee. Not the best. You are the best thing going on. It's not the restaurant. Look, I say what I say.

You're not going to convince me. Well, I understand. But that's what I said. Women are not, for the most part, good people. Yo, stop. Stop saying. You think that's Eve's, bro. Yes, but culturally they raised and be selfish.

It's a lot of conflicting things inside of them that makes them fight. It is. I think it's generational. I think it's generation. Yes. I think it's worse and worse. I think it's a lot of generation. Hold on a second.

Let's try to get his Eve point out. He'd been trying to get out for the last hour. I'm just saying. I think Eve passed it down. Because she did. She was selfish. She wanted that app. That's it.

Think about it. Peace for everybody. We all could have been living an eternal. Who finds a serpent to talk to you? Who finds a serpent to talk? You got a husband. You just had to find somebody else trying to be creative. God damn.

Trying to be creative. Yeah, you don't want to hear this. You don't want to hear this. You're Eve, yo. You had to have the apple. I think Eve ate a mushroom before she ate the apple. That's why she thought the goddamn snake was talking to it. That's definitely 100% positive.

They were absolutely doing hallucinogenic drugs. She had a good man there. The only man on the planet. The only person. Only person. She found somebody else to talk about. God damn. A serpent.

Whoa. And a serpent like, well, you know, you should try the fruit. She's like, well, you know what? They don't seem like a... Even though God just said, don't do that. That's because they always try to be creative. All the other shit here. Well, let's get the most exotic fruit out of all the fruits.

The one guy said, do not eat. He hiding something from you. It's only y'all two on the whole planet. What could he hide? What could he hide? What could he hide? Stupid-ass dude. That's the problem.

Y'all meet these goofy boys. And they take y'all. these places and y'all make them try this shit. I'll try this, babe. Bit the apple. What y'all still doing today. Same thing. Apple B's.

That's why you don't like Applebee's. Trauma. Because of what you're doing. The term Apple. Because what the original woman calls. Yeah, I hate you all. I hate you. That's what it's named Apple.

Apple bitches. That's what Applebee's is Apple. Apple B's. Oh, I didn't ever think of it. Wow. I hate you. This is crazy. Let's go.

What else we got in your little game, Taylor? Yeah. What's the little meme in the week? It wasn't that many memes. By any meme necessarily. But your girl, Taylor, Taylor Swift, food up again with Kelsey. Of course.

I'm sick of Taylor's with Kelsey. It ain't even that real, yo. Whoa, whoa. You don't think they're moving too fast? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You don't think so? Come on, bro. Week after week.

You don't think this is just, at this point, this is just good market. And her and Patrick Mahones, wife got a handshake already. Come on, yo. Can't they enjoy it? game, bro. Can't we support white love, bro? Why does the

camera cut to Taylor Swift every single time a touchdown and score? Football's boring, bro. For me, it's boring, because they keep showing Taylor Swift all the time. Who's this girl? I don't know. What is that? I have no idea who that is. That's what we call

it's girlfriend. Juju? Juju Smith-Schuster. Look at all that bouncing. I said, no real. Lick a rhythm up there. Who's good? It's a well-trained. That's her kid.

That's her. With that's her from a home? Yeah. That's like he's a well-trained musician. I ain't a lick a rhythm up there. Dang. Crazy. Yeah, I'm over to.

I can't do Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, man. God bless them. I wish you the best. But I just, I don't get it. Like, I don't know why Taylor Swift is infiltrating my football every Sunday like this. Come on. She wants that Super Bowl. man. Well, I should got it this year.

Is tennis Swift music good? Yeah, she's the greatest of all time. The greatest what? She's the greatest entertainer of all time. White woman? No, just the greatest entertainer of all time. Come on, man. I mean, by all metrics, she's the greatest. But you can't, how do you measure the greatest entertainers?

Well, you just look at all the rest and you're like, well, they suck compared to her. Who? Is she really good, though? No, she's incredible. The live show's incredible. Is she really, really good? She's incredible. She dances on beat, Andrew?

No, Michael Jackson is the greatest entertainer of all time. Is she Beyonce good? No. I've never seen Beyonce's live show, but from the people who have seen it, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not. She's not, she's not, she's not. She don't do that. Do she dance?

I've never been to a tail of course. Yeah, does she dance on beat, Andrew? Yeah, she does. She does. She does on beat? I was very racist to be of this. No, it wasn't. Let me tell you something.

Oh, that's, that's what they're racially. Let's tell you. I went to go see Usher Friday night in Los Angeles. Usher is good as Beyonce. Nobody will really ever say that because he's not as big, but he's really good. Usher might, he's not what? Usher is really good, but nobody says he's good as Beyonce because it just sounds blasphemous. But he's not blasphemous.

I don't think it's not blasphemous. I think there's only, Usher is the truth. Usher is upper echelon. Usher is a once in a lifetime generational talent. I didn't know you went to the show. I went to the show. I went to the show. And did he try to sing?

Try. Please. You got it? Yeah. Go, give me that. Give me that. Make you to bring your girl. Must I remind you, don't leave your girl around me.

Got the terrorist. Yeah. This shit aren't funny. He's terrorists. Somebody said that you... I tried to hold his hand. He's like, look. I watch him.

Damn, he got you. You should have went to the one on the too cool to blog. You guys are just to prove me wherever you see. I go wherever you. Why she looks so over. You know my wife don't like no attention. She's like, man, if we don't get out of here? She's fucking up the whole concert.

She's like, motherfucker got people staring over here. Come on with that bullshit. I can see her mom like, why? Then he gave her the roses, so he wanted her to feel appreciated. She passed him off the dolly. Oh, shit. And he goes, damn, you don't want him. my roses, he must have gave you the talk before he got here.

He said that on the mic. Yes. He said all of that had on the microphone. He couldn't really get none of my business. He might could sleep with one, but he couldn't. He wouldn't relax. I should know what he'd do. Let me tell you what I should did after that.

He left. He left from my wife. He goes, is that Doja Cat? Doja Cat over there with her dude. I believe that was her dude. He goes over there, Sarah Naves her. She gets up. She dances.

Then he looks around. Is that Jessica all? Jessica Alba was a happily married woman. Goes over there, Sarah names her. Then he looks and he goes, yeah, J-Lo, I ain't going over. I don't want no smoke with Ben Affleck. Look at Doug. What the fuck?

This guy is a terrorist man. But wait a minute, why Ben Affle? That's he seen the town. Who's that? That's Doja Cat. That's Doja Cat. All in to her. I think there's a shit.

I don't know if that's her man next to. I don't know who that was next to her. But Usher is a terrorist. But let me tell you something. Upper Eschelon perform. Oh, yeah. That show right there. Like, if you've never gone to see Usher in Vegas, you've got to go see that residency.

And I hope he bring that stripper pole to Magic the Super Bowl. The Magic City. He got to bring the stripper pole to the Super Bowl. What is he doing on the Super Bowl? No, it's not what he does. It's what he got the women doing. Oh. Like, these women, because if you ever been to Magic City in Atlanta, you know that those women aren't just scriptals.

Like, they're actually athletic. Yes. And he brings. that to that stage, he got to do that at the Super Bowl. If you see it, you'd be impressed. I've been to Magic City. Really? Yeah, I went with a Dubo.

He was there on the nights when they were doing backflips and all kinds of stuff, jumping from pole to pole. A real stripper is a real athletic person. Huh? A real stripper is a really athletic person. That's crazy as it's saying. That's what he got. That's what Usher got.

Not like just somebody's shaking ass, but like a real stripper. I actually believe, and I've said this before, Usher is the king of R&B for our generation. Oh, who else? Chris Brown? Hi Kelly. Come on now.

God, yeah. I know the king has got knocked off his throne, but come on. No, because you know what? Because R. Kelly can't do everything else is going to do. Arkelly. That's right. Yeah, but R&B ain't always about dancing. He's not entertaining.

But Usher got all those songs. Usher got all the slaps. He got the party song. I mean, yeah. Usher got it, bro. And if you go see Usher's showing, and I'm not saying Arkelly could do this. Let me take that. Let me take it to you right.

Let me take that. I got to think about that. I'm going to think about that because that ain't as crazy the more I think about. No. Why are you saying Arkelly at first, though? Because R. Kelly for sure is the guy. Bro, he did a 2.5-hour show. And everyone is a banger.

Every single song. Even R. Kelly would do that. Even the new ones you think you didn't know. But R. Kelly don't be dancing. Like, I was a keyer-time. I was just putting R-Kelly first because, well, one, he's got the best R&B song. Bro, R. Kelly's skating. I don't even think R. Kelly had the best R&B songs.

Yeah, I should have some. I don't believe that. Bro, R. Kelly's greatest song is the, do you have your passport? Do you have your shots? Which one is that? Do you have your passport? Did you get your shots?

Girl, would you like to come back with Rob to America? Don't worry about flying the girls to America. Would you like to do you? You want to come with me? To America. Do you have your passports? All the jokes right. their self would do.

No, Usher had endless kids. That's fair. That's fair. His last two songs were like, yeah, in a pop record. I'm going to have to really think about that. That's a real conversation. For my generation, it's Usher. You know what I'm saying?

I'm 45. I don't know. That's over chaos. Easily to me. Easily to me. But you know what? It is, Asher. I'll give it the right amount of time.

And by the way, y'all ain't anybody else. Ain't nobody else even close. Chris is as good a performer to me as actually. He just don't got it all the church. I think Chris is a better dancer. I don't think he's a better performer. Sure. The whole complicated singing is, though.

I think he's a better dancer. I don't think he's a better performer. I think he is good as a good. Well, I feel like he does this thing on his concert where the fans get to choose three songs, whoever yells louder for the song he has to perform. And he's doing that off of, not off a fly, because he probably practices all of them,

but he don't know which one the fans are going to choose. Chris is tough. I've seen Usher do a whole skate. routine on the um yeah and be saying yes fall and get up it's not even close yeah i mean not as far as rmb but i think chris is dope as christ can do it though but i would love that would have been the ultimate versus usher and r kelly that would have been a really good verse i think usher smokes him you can't smoke arkelly i think usher smokes r kelly i think usher smokes them though you can't go to jail for two days everybody forget that's crazy uh jonathan major's accuser to be charged before

assault. Good. Seven months after his arrest, the woman who accused Jonathan Majors of domestic violence would soon be charged with assault seven months after the actor's march arrest, according to the Office of the Deputy Commissioner of Public Information, DCP for the New York Police Department, who exclusively confirmed the domestic violence charge to the messenger on Monday night. The DCPI tells the messenger that Jabari is expected to voluntary report to the NYPD's Tim Frieson in the near future after their actor filed a counter-complaint

against her back in June, according to a law enforcement source, Jabari, who was oversees at the time, will be issued a desk appearance ticket, which police issued a suspect to appear in court to answer charges. Tabari, a movement coach, accused the ant-man and wash, wanton-manian starved domestic violence after he was arrested on March 25th. Dang. Fucked up.

Thoughts? It's not going to be as loud as what he went through. You got to make it. It's impossible. But it's because she's not a star. We don't know, right? Like, it's still innocent to prove and guilty on both. there.

Shit, it wasn't innocent to proven guilty with Johnny's right. But that's wrong. That's right. But that's the culture. So I want to see the continuousness

at least the consistency of it all. Well, the reason is going to never be equal is because she's not a star. She's not a star with mad endorsements and mad movies. There's no clicks in her. I would like to see the apologies be loud too.

What are you going to take from her? I don't even know what a movement coach is. Like, what are they going to take from her? You know what I'm saying? Meanwhile, Jonathan Major has got script of all kinds. of different things. Like, how do you,

how do you get that stuff back? Did they ever go to trial, though? Did we ever figure out what happened? They keep pushing Jonathan's stuff back. Every time he goes to the court, they push it back, push your back, push your back. Don't you have the right to a speedy trial? Yeah, but that's not always the best.

As a criminal, that wasn't always the best in your interest. You'd have to really have a lot of things going to your face. As a criminal? What do you mean? Like, when you, like, as a, when I used to get in trouble for selling shime and all that, you didn't really want to push for a speedy trial. You kind of, time was always on your side.

I think, you know, speedy trial is different to have to present the evidence. Like, you kind of, it's a weird strategy, but people do that all the time when I'm from. How many times you got to call selling serum, do you? About five or six. And what is Sherm exactly? What? EZP. Oh, PCP.

Like dust, you know what I mean, like a combination of prepyrene, bromobenzene, cyan, cyan. It's a couple of greenies mixed together. It makes a liquid that you put on a cigarette. They call it a sharmine because it used to put it on a brown cigarette called a shirmy cigarette. But they call it dust out here because it's on Mint League. Angel dust. Yes. What made you want to do that instead of like coming crack with it?

I started selling, when I first started hustling, I started selling Crack in High School. It was kind of the regular thing to sell. But PCP, nobody was over the money. You know, crack, you had to wait on the supplier. You had to wait on somebody with a Spanish name. They had to come. Somebody had to give you some. PCP, you could just make it, like, if you know what you was doing or brothers was making.

So they was in charge of the trade. So it was just a different. The profit was way better. You didn't have as much competition. You know what I mean? Everybody sold Cracky Watts at one time to everybody. But PCP, you had to be a special kind of person. So you might spend $50 at that time and make $320 off one ounce.

Really? Yeah, and you do it in four hours. Oh, wow. Isn't that like one of the most dangerous drugs people can be on, though? It depends on who you has. Right now, Fitton, all got everything beat. So I don't know, but I didn't know. But I didn't really see no long-term effects,

but I'm not a doctor neither. But for the most part, people usually get their self together. They figure it out. It takes some time. They'd be stentling. The craziest part you would smoke, you'll watch somebody yourself, somebody is sticky, you're dipped their cigarette there and smoke it.

And mine used to be so flammable, you had to light it with another lit cigarette. And they'll just be stuck right there for like 15 minutes, like a mannequin. Is it a high that they want to come back to? Yeah, every time. They always want that again. But I didn't see multiple things, right?

the motherfucker be just standing there and be like a mannequin and just be stuck. And that was a good shine or they get naked because it's too hot. Oh,

that's why they used to call it butt naked, right? Yeah. Yeah. What'd you do when they got naked? Oh, you just kind of get away. And they just normally when standing there,

just kind of be running around. It used to be so crazy. One of my homeboys were smoking and we was messing with him and I remember we closed a rod-iron fence in the yard and told him he had life and he really thought he had life.

I swear to God. That's a real story. I mean, I just think I fucked up I wasn't. I swear to. guy. He was in the yard and it's funny because the homie's going to see this. He's going to be like, this nigga crazy. We slammed the gate on. He was like, man, they gave you life, Jay. Oh, they gave me life.

Guys put some of my books. He really thought he had life. He was holding the game. Let me out. Prison ain't for me. And he was just, I was like, this is crazy. I should have put him in there with another naked PCP person to see what happened. You're in here for life. Both of y'all. And they'd be super strong. Like, they'd be super strong. They'd be almost impervious to pain. It's some crazy stuff to see. It was a different time for sure.

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in Abu Dhabi dog Yeah I'm proud of you dog Thank you man What do you mean? Andrew's selling out aren't around the world. All right. So last time we were sitting down, it's eight years ago,

and y'all had first introduced me to podcast. I didn't know what the fucking was. Man, that's crazy. We've been doing this podcast 10 years, man. Think about that. And you are selling our show. That's cool. Arinas.

Oh, arenas. He sold out to joining Canada twice. That's crazy. What's that, Koshabank. That's what a rapist is played. Congratulations. So like the O2 Arena? The O2.

No, not the O2. Which one in London? Royal Albert Hall. Yeah, that was crazy. Thank you, God. Yeah, congratulations, man. Appreciate it. That was fun.

Man, the European tour was sick. European tour was sick. And Abu Dhabi was sick. We got to document that. It's fucking awesome, don't. Yeah, we'll have some coming out. Show them you got. Man, Cassidy's Nuts.

Available on the CryptStore.com. It's pretty fucking awesome. You know he has a song on their show. It's called Kanye. He shouldn't have married that bitch. So this is what's dope. You talked to you about this. Shultz would agree with me.

Shultz ain't going to PC all the way up. See, it's PC enough. PC to God. You can't, you know, you can't turn a whore into a housewife. I don't got to explain that. So. That's not true, though. It's true.

You can turn a whore into a housewife. No, you have a whole phases. Exactly. That's like having a crack phase. No, it's not. It is. You can, so you married a crackhead. Who would marry a cracket?

So you would talk to an ex-cracket? Would you go to Applebee's on the first day? I'm not even comparing the two. So I'm saying, so then would you marry a crackhead? Taylor should have never married that cracket. There's plenty of crackheads who have turned their life completely around. Why do I not know anybody who will? Here's the thing about being a whore.

A whore is just like anything else. People evolve. So you might have been throwing that thing in high school, throwing that thing in college, you know what I'm saying? At some point you're getting your 20s, you want to settle down. It's a climidia a couple of times. It's a functioning issue. It's more than that, right?

It's not fair to really do that. We're not the same. So don't start doing the manhole thing. You think you can turn a hole into a housewife, Shultz? I try to a hoe into a housewife. Yes. I'm happily married man, Strangler, man. Prime Shult.

Now he tapped my ego. Prime Shope. Like she walked in the room and she sucked me all. That's two different things. That is not. This is the problem. This is the room Kanye used to walk in. all the time. We never married,

none of us married virgin. It's different, but you never walked in the room with your wife and you've seen her hug somebody that sucks somebody off. You know. Kanye then walked in five rooms of five men, just like that. Well, you didn't see it. He just know that that used to be... No, he's seen one. And then he still see that one. And he got to shake that nigga hand.

And that nigga talk about fucking... Who cares? No, fix your ego. We mean who cares. You sound insecure right now. You don't even go to Applebee. You don't even go to Applebee. That's not insecure, though. That's not insecurity. That's no. I know who I am. That's not who I am and what my value is. You're insecure because a woman that you like sucks on my, she has a past history.

Past history. She sucks my dick on tape. So what? And this niggas in the same room. Wait, but again. He's making so on. Talk about your wife suck my dick on tape. Why can't we be insecure?

Y'all can. Everyone's insecure. Like you. I'm just saying you're showing a lot of your insecurity, though. Because I don't have my insecurity. You're feeling a type of way if a woman had a little. Our insecurity is the women that we love and marry suck in other guys' dicks. She's had a pass, though.

On the apple bit. You think, I don't want to hit you. Cut that shit, you. Of course. Absolutely. Yes. Everybody got a pass, man. Imagine you walk in a comic room and your old lady.

Imagine, so you're saying if your wife, it's not insecurity, right? It's embarrassment. You be embarrassed. If you'd date her if you knew she did that, though. That's what I'm telling Kanye. I'm reinforcing to him. What were you thinking? You always end up agreeing with the person you debate.

No, I'm not agreeing with that. That's so great. You thought to agree with him. No, I'm not agreeing with him because at the end of the day, I'm saying for you, why would you date someone? I'm saying for Kanye. I am telling Kanye, you cannot turn a hole into a housewife. But clearly, Kim got the juice because mad niggas want to date her.

That is true. To get their dicks up. What? I mean, we do. That's true. That is fire. Who would not want to get for Kim Kardashian? It's Kim Kardashian.

But people stick to, but people stick to her. You wouldn't know. You never got to dicks up. Though they don't speak to her. Yes, they do. No, they do. They do they do not? They stick her.

They would you talk about? They date her. No, they don't. They get head from her from her. Your buddy dated her for how many months? Exactly. Getting head over and over. Yo.

This is crazy. I'm not disrespecting her. It's kind of, you are just. How are you're saying like people are my business woman out here? All I'm simply saying is I think you can turn a hole into a housewife. You do not believe that. I do. Why are you not?

Listen, okay, okay, let's take it as, forget, forget Negroes, right? I just, whoa, whoa. Forget humans. I ain't mean to say it like that. Forget humans, right? Y'all call me all sorts of embers. You do know this is what the nation of Islam specializes. Yes, what's that?

Reforming. Reforming people, so they'll take, exactly. Yeah, but they're, now. Now she would have went to the program. What? Is it wrong to use a word, Oh? What is going on?

It didn't got this B-C. I know you're selling out of rain, but I'm saying. It ain't that. Why are you saying? I'm being pissed. I'm laughing. Tell me, because I didn't get the mess.

So, donation to Islam takes the, I guess, which is called the worst of us. I didn't know that's what they do. Yes. They clean up black. Oh.

That's right. People that are killers, drug dealers, drug addicts, drugs, whatever. Look what they did with Malcolm X. They changed.

They changed his life. So you're telling me that you wouldn't date a woman in the nation that you see? Yes, but Kim is not a Muslim. She did not go through the program. She is Muslim, man. She is Muslim. No, she is not. She is, listen, my point of the song is not to disrespect Kim.

It's to inform Kanye because Kanye, I'm telling you, we've had this conversation. Kanye is like Eddie Winslow. Like, he didn't come up under the harsh conditions to understand why these things don't matter. That's why he had that crash course with her. Look at him. He complaining every week. He regrets it every day. Every day.

Regress what? Fussing with this lady. No, he loves her. I saw a video another day and he said he was saying. Of course he loved her. He now, because she was his Marilyn Monroe. Kanye said he used to have pictures of Marilyn Monroe a poster. I don't know nobody from where we're from in no-gather.

They had pictures of Maryland Monroe on their wall. So obviously he wasn't listening to Dr. Drake. He didn't know. So I'm passing him to message specifically. He did not know you can't turn a whole towel's wife. You can't know. Can you give a little. good example of that situation?

Yeah, what's the greatest success story? I mean, I don't know who the horrors are. I mean, we do. You know, you do know some whores, but you just didn't see the white turn them out. Have they been turned? Have they been flipped? Like, name the greatest horror you know right now of all time, that you'd be like, you'd be comfortable saying that purchase of horse.

I don't know. I really don't know who's a hoax. Who? You know. You can't think of anybody. That's a hole that I know. That she was like, they just knocking everybody. Well, hold on, what do you call?

Nobody that y'all would know. What about, um? You guys called. Malcolm Head. What's it? Superhead. Malcolm Head? Malcolm Head is fire.

Bro. Malcolm Head is fire. Superhead guy. She got married, though. And got a divorce. Uh. Because somebody tried. The guy from all family matters is.

Exactly. Winslow. Cony is Eddie Winslow. Full circle. God damn. Hold on. I'm not dissing. Is it true?

You can't turn a hoe into a house. No. Yes, you can. I think Hodes probably end up making the best housewives. Can we think of a good one? Like, I want to believe it. I want to support. Probably our moms.

Yo, come on. No. Come on. We don't know. We don't know our parents passed. That was bad. All these women. Salomey!

Listen, Chalemay. Our aunts. Your mom is a Jehovah's Witness. I'm not saying my mom, but I said our. No, no. You said your mom. I said our. No.

You didn't even. get birthday presents. She's not gifted that to nobody. You're right, you might be right. So I have a song on here called Teller Whitney's Plug. It's really dope. What's it called? Talks about what happens to the drug dealers that sell drug. Teller Whitney's plug. The person that Whitney used to was buying drugs. Okay. It's super dope. I think it's dope.

Taylor Whitney's Plug. Yeah. It's really dope. You got to listen to it. It's some really good songs. You think you're celebrating that, though? No, we talk about this. I don't feel like us documenting street urban culture or the lifestyle of self is celebrating or glorifying it. I think it's a, it's I think when you're in that circumstance, right,

you have to kind of have some sense of pride because you have nothing else until you get something else. And when you get something else, that's why people that come from where we come from, right? They be the motherfucker. Soon as they get a job at driving cement trucks, they be like, yeah, I got this good job.

Yeah. They be so proud because we for so long had to hold on to nothing selling dope. Every party I know who sell dope, for the most part, do not want to sell dope for the rest of the day. Nobody, though. They are tired. My brother heard that song and cried.

You know what I mean? Because the feeling of being trapped in the game, he remembered going through. So again, it's one of those things where I don't think hip hop documenting it. Like if I'm explaining to you what gangbangers going on and some little asshole thinks he wants to be a gangbanger, you have to show me at working on a middle class community. Show me a white neighborhood where they turn in clifference and bloods and they started violence. But all of these things, the drugs that everybody using, rappers, they didn't start. that in our community. Rappers ain't started

nothing. The closest thing they started people is that list right there with women are going to start thinking that these are not good first dates. No, listen, I agree with that. I think that whenever they try to blame hip hop and the music for things that are going on in the world, that's a little short-sighted because you've got to get

the root of it, and the root of it is the societal issues that exist. The artist is just reflecting that. And I'm down, I'm with it if we can find one trend that a rapper started. Like, he, came up with it. He was the first person or him and his partners are the first person. I mean, I think more fashion stuff, like the painting of the fingernails.

And I still don't know nobody. None of my homeboys. Nobody I know in Watts. Nobody I know in South Central. Nobody I know Eaglewood. No street guys I know in Atlanta are running around with their fingernails painting. I don't know nobody. Hey, why? There's got to be some dudes in Atlanta. Come on. Atlanta. Atlanta? If they do, they actually like penis as men. Come on. No, that's not true. You think just because the man got his fingernails painted, they like, he's like, the only guys I've ever been to

Dick? In Atlanta, see that day, that's a serious commitment. That's why I don't really play with gay people, bro. That's a, as a man to take penis is a serious commitment. That's why I don't play with that. That's serious. I don't have no jokes about it. I don't play with it because you got to go through some shit to take penis.

That's different. You just get some loom. No, I was no. Spin on that motherfuckerbacker. I don't want no question. You know. No. No, that's not going to work.

That's serious. So, you know, again, it's not about, you know, gay men because that's a special, like, even all of this stuff. But a lot of that stuff not gay, though, just because you get your fingernails painted and gay. I agree with you. I don't get my nails painted. I agree with you. Anybody who get their nails painted? It's not gay.

Don't nobody know nobody who get their nails painted. Yeah, I do. I know somebody from your community, from your hood. See, he's working here. Do your homeboys from where you're from? Far-out quits. But yeah, no, they give me a really, they give me a really hard time. They're supposed to.

And you're supposed to do it because you are an artist. You over here, direct. He's not an artist. No, he is. He's an art of sound. See, y'all don't respect. I know what that's like, bro. Exactly.

He got his toenails done, too. No, I don't. Yeah, you do. You do get your toenails done. Yes, he do. But you did. Show him. No, he does.

Show him. Go on. No, he don't. Yeah, he do. He does. Do you wear a person? He only do one toe. He do the big toe.

That's what's crazy. Listen. You're not a homosexual man. That's just your thing. But everybody, hip hop and have everybody in the rest of the world thinking that we all are doing this versus some art. Oh, you think that hip hop is a bad representation of the hood. And it used to be an exact representation. I think some of it is the hood now.

Which one? Where? It got to be somewhere, man. No. Some of these dudes that are stone cold killers be wearing the dress. and everything else, yo. They do. First off,

even all that's known-called killer shit is overstated. Them niggas is dope in. If you killing the motherfucker off drugs, you ain't thugging. That ain't thugging.

You ain't tough? You mean, that ain't tough. You mean, you had to be in an altered state of mind. Yeah, you was a pussy anyway. That's why they go there and cry and everybody start telling. What about if you get your nails

painted and unsober? I think that's what's happening. Like, I think Yadi is just on his own program. Let me, let's say Yadi. I think he just own his own program, but that don't represent no ghetto in Atlanta. He doesn't even a ghetto person. It do represent the ghetto in Atlanta. No, he's not. He's a middle class kid. I don't know where Yadi from. Yeah, he's from like a middle class. I think they said place in Georgia. He's a really good kid. But I think Yadi's doing what a person his age is supposed to do. Like we all probably looked ridiculous at 21 with our different styles that we had. Yeah, but that's not a representation of a ghetto. He's just a brother that rap. And we're making a representation of all. He's saying rappers are phony. No, I'm not saying. I'm saying most of them are not, they're not street.

Urban guy. I don't think Yadi is saying he is Is he? No, not at all. Yadi's a good dude, you know what I mean? So it's not, I'm not knocking Yadi. My issue is when people start thinking that represents the community. It does though. It doesn't. It represents a new generation.

What? Is that what Alex is representing right now? Yes. But that's not to say you are a gay man, but I'm saying You're just day adjacent? It's like if I came here with a rain He's just saying in body dick. It's like, no.

He's just got his mouth open body dick, yeah? We got to think, certain things. Taylor, we got to think, right? Do you agree that women take things from prostitute culture? Like certain ways they dress now. You don't think they take it from?

Yes. So a lot of things come from weird culture. What are you agreeing to right now, Taylor? We do. We do. They do. Like, we do, though. We take, like, we're a lot more.

It's not. culture just because you want to show a little skin? Of course it's a little reveal. We're a lot more revealing. That's who created the style of that was a part. I don't believe that. There's no secrecy anymore. It's been that way though.

No. No, not like how it is. No. Victorious. You'd be able to tell a prostitute when they walk in in a skimpy show. I don't believe that prostitutes created wearing skimpy clothes, guys. Of course they did. No, I don't have anything to back that up.

Who did? Who proved that? Who did? Also, we still haven't found a whore that's been converted. Exactly, that's true. Show me a good horn. I know some whores that have been converted. Y'all just don't know.

By the Lord or by men? Both. By the Lord. All of that. All of that works. All of that works. All of that worked. Then why Kanye married it.

But why would he marry your right, fresh off raging? By the way, Eve them in business. It was not fresh off raging. This goes back to Eve again, bro. Because Eve was walking around with a leaf. That's because she didn't know it was elite. What did she think of love?

She didn't know. She didn't know. Nothing. That's the point of not to eat the fruit. Now she's bared the burdens of knowledge. He even been in poison, Ivy. There was nothing poisonous about that Ivy until it went next to Eve. Plus, and then it just... I agree. I'm actually all in agreement. Yeah. I'm saying, it's not... I'm not... socially, I just feel like the representation of where it's at is not a true...

Hip-hop is very much a representation of street urban culture. I think it's generational now, gee. I agree with you, but this is not a representation of... that generation. They're not doing that at 29 years old. That is not going on. No, 29's a little older. I think so. No, Yadi got to be about 28, 29 now. No. Yeah. Yaddy like 22. No, he would. He's young. Pull it up. No, Yadi like 22. Maybe, maybe 23. I don't know. I don't think they're doing it at 22 either. I don't think everybody telling. Little Yaddy's 26? It's been years. He's been

successful for like six years. Seven years. I don't think it represents. I don't think it represents. It's culture, so I don't have no person. It represents their culture. And you know how you know? LGBT. Man, no, man. Men wearing purses represents LGBT. They actually taking all of the, even when Thug was out and Gunner was out, they were taking, they were doing fashion shows straight off of, taking the clothes off of gay men back in from magazines.

They have the magazines where they have this outfit on two gay men and then they have the outfit on two months later. Well, you know, the Dickie suit was considered gay at one point. I could imagine. It was a work outfit. And that's why it was called Dickies. Yes. He really tried to pass it. It was a hardworking men's outfit.

No. YMCA. That's where. That was the original. They used to wear the Dickie student in the YMCA shit. And they said, take it off. No, for real. No.

The point I'm saying is, socially, this is like my favorite record I made because it's a socially charged out. Like it literally talks about where I think society is at and what I don't agree with. Back to that street, urban word. I just think you got to let the young ins be the young ins, man. Yes, you do, but you have to make jokes about it.

You have to joke about it. Yeah, I mean, everybody gets these jokes. Everybody get the joke. It's not like I want to see. And you can't say that the nails or even the dress, it is not adopted from other cultures. So obviously, like, painting your nails is either adopted from, like, a female culture. Right? I'll say women culture.

It's either women culture or gay culture, right? Probably. But that doesn't mean that there aren't things from women culture or gay culture that men don't adopt. And there are plenty things from male culture that women adopt. Like women are wearing our jeans. They're wearing our sneakers. And men are wearing women jeans. Not anymore.

Bro, there's non-binary gangbangers, bro. I don't care what y'all say. Not, I know. I'm telling you. Non-binary. There's not. There's somebody out there right now that may not claim agenda, but they claim kill. I don't believe that.

Yes. No, because a lot of it, because even as a killer, it's not just rooted in just being like this horrible human being. Like, we don't, culturally, we don't celebrate, like, serial killers or homicidal maniacs. We celebrate soldiers, people who prevail in wars against other communities that want to take you out. So you couldn't be a non-binary killer and we would celebrate you. But you wouldn't know he's non-binary. Well, that's the point.

If he hiding it, then what good is? Like, if he had invisible fingernail products, I wouldn't know. I'm sure somebody did a drive-by with some clear on before. Never. What you mean? Never. Oh, girl. No.

Question. When people get locked up now, and are the prisons organized by race or they organized by gang? Race. It goes into race in prison in California. I don't know in New York, but in California. So if you get locked up, you got to, in prison, you got a bang with your ops? Yeah, hell yeah.

You get forcing to it. But even... What's the point of killing the ops? ops if you all end up protecting each other in jail. I always say that about Ukraine and Russian people or in all these people. If you really think about it, it's kind of silly. But these are really just like wealthy level, right? All the street shit is primitive.

It's all very simple fights and it's just settled, you know what I mean, really primitively. But really even the conversation of ops is overstated. Like, don't even wrong, you'll probably talk to them and they be like, oh, you know, I hate these people, but there ain't nobody consistently trying to kill each other. You've been in LA. you'd have been around enough to know that everybody ain't shooting every day. It's just overstated.

You know, it'd be simple wars that just got out. I can't say that, G. I don't be what y'all be yet. No, but I'm saying even where I'm at, right? It's not, I grew up there my whole life and I've partaking in it. It's not as bad as we make it. It is bad compared to, like, where you live or where you live, but it's not bad on the grand scale.

It's not fucking Israel, Palestine, or it's not fucking Russia and Ukraine. So what makes people think it's so bad? The movies, the music? People, it's crazy. They like the oversensational. shit. They're going to take it too far. Even if you see colors, you see crips in blood.

The whole movie is about the police. It ain't even about gang. You get this much information about a gang member. But see, that's why I like movies like Boys in the Hood and Menace's Society because they show you the totality of it. But even that, that's a fatherhood movie and everybody gets lost like it's about gang back. It's about

a man raising his son. It's about a man raising his son and it's about a family who don't have a father. So it's a fatherhood movie. So again, we like we don't have the godfather for gangbanks you know we don't have a or that tells you how it goes what's really going on and that's the mistake so a lot of times I think the street urban cultures

you know hip hop and everything involved would it get blamed for things but then people been showcasing their shit the whole time but is that not hard though like to your you're at war on the streets and then you go into prison in order to survive you have to defend one another and like take orders from somebody that you might have been trying to kill on the outside. Does that not make you have less of an urge to go to war on the outside if you know inevitably where you're going is the inside where you're going to have to be brothers?

Yeah, some people, but that's such a weird thing. Well, it's just, it's tricky, right? Because some people, again, you got to also take into account how much poverty, how much drugs, how much alcohol is in place. That's the most, even in the third case, that's the most understated thing, right? It's how high people be, how drunk people be, how desperate people be. And nobody talks about the addiction. So everybody have this, this, this, this dire need to protect their image, their reputation, because it's how they earn, it's everything they are. So you overprotected and you stay having shit.

And then you go to jail, you realize everybody broke up in this motherfucker. So then that goes off the table. So even your idea of war changes, what you mad about. So then most people come home and they like, you know, I fuck with these niggins until they get hot. Then they start smoking, drinking, or go. go through a tragedy, and then they just go to that state of desperation. They don't have nothing else to depend on. So it's, again, it's, the Cicions and they trade war been going on, you know, roughly,

maybe 50 years in about four years. Does anybody even know how it started or is it also a Wally Coyote Road? No, it's a real situation that happened. It's actually based off some stuff I didn't even, this is one of the things I dislike about the culture, right? Whereas, and not gangs being the culture, but the culture of L.A. Street life, how inviting it is. You see other rappers and successful singers come and they're like, oh, I'm a part of the community. You know what I mean? I think it is a little too friendly. But again, because, you know,

L.A. Street culture is all about fellowshiping in brotherhood as much as it don't seem like it, because it's poor people. It's really all about getting people together. So that situation happened when a kid from 60s got killed by his older brother is like a super staple there. And his little brother got into a fight with a guy from A. Trey. And they were settled. in a difference. And some new guy that wasn't from A. Tray or hadn't been from A. Tray too long didn't understand that this is how they settled their issues, pulled out a gun and killed him. And because they didn't really know him when it was time for the 60s to come and make amends

and say, all right, who is this dude that killed his brother? Oh, we don't know him. That's a lot of the situation. So they've been warned all these years with that one situation? Started with that one situation where he killed. Hell yeah. Think about it. We've been chasing fucking.

When they're buying the towers, out of all these motherfucking, three, four hundred million Americas, it ain't that many motherfuckers die on the grand scale of people, but we chased motherfuckers for 20 years to get one motherfucker. And then last year, we bragged about getting that one motherfucker. So again, it's the same. And what are they trying to get? Who are you trying to get in your hood? Are it that so many people have gotten killed since then?

Yeah. Now there's just so much get back. So even in that situation, when they try to go resolve it, they end up getting to a fight because they can't turn over the person that hurt the food. Because they are friends. Later on, they're hanging out in the neighborhood, right? They go over there to try to figure out more of an amicable solution.

But now everybody's drunk. Everybody's sad. Something happened to this boy. He died. They got to tell his mama, his brother is a staple, factors. They're dealing with it.

So now you're drunk and high. So somebody come over there, try to figure out another solution. He gets shot because you're drunk and high. You're dealing with the loss, trauma. Now he gets shot. Now you got bored.

So now everybody gets shot. Now this person's shooting because this person's not killed. Now this person's shooting because this person got killed. So it's not the first person. It's the consistent issue. So why do y'all get upset when we say fuck that street shit? That shit sounds so complicated and stressful. Because you are American.

You never tell America to fuck. When America did they news conference, when they bombed the man that was over there, over the shit that the Twin Towers 20 years ago, then nobody said, hey, you know what? We need to come to the country as a, we need to sit down at the table and come up with Amigalibus and Blucia so nobody else died. You don't say that. Are they doing that now with the Israeli Palestine?

That's what the whole ceasefire thing is. They've destroyed the shit out of everybody. Yes, but everybody's calling for a ceasefire. But you're missing? No, they're not. Yes, they are. No, it's a lot of motherfucking people from Israel, Jewish people that's like, fuck that.

Of course. Own them. That's true. And there's a lot of motherfuckers that's Palestinian wishing they could fight, enough to fight the motherfucker. But then you have people over here in America and other countries saying there needs to be a cease fight. But we just say that when it was the Twin Towers.

It was on. We didn't say that when it was motherfucking. Pearl Harbor. It was home. Well, he's right about that. He's true, but I will say here in at least America, there was a point where it was like, all right, y'all don't got to keep harassing

Muslims. Y'all don't got to be, you know, beating up Muslims. Yes. Yeah, probably about three, three years, 200 drones later? No, no, no, no. I feel like that had a pretty interesting. I think it started to change when we realized that the whole Iraq war was a farce and the weapons of mass destruction was

Yeah. So again, so when it felt justified in that moment, we were getting after it. Yeah, 100%. So your conversation of justification, right? Like, all it takes somebody to die, think about Pearl Harbor, I think the number, it wasn't something crazy. I think it was like 1,600 people out of millions and millions and millions of people. That shit

justified us to go over there with a nuclear weapon and drop two nuclear bombs. Not the first one, because the first one would prove the point. I don't know if it was justified. You think it was justified, Chris? People felt it was justified at the time. Oh, no, people felt like it was justified, but I don't know. I think over time, we look back and said... The sentiment

of the people was like, yeah, this is the get-back. what you got for fun. Yeah, but I think over time we've realized that was that was a bit much. We were just talking about this through Chris. Why aren't we? I think it was too much. The argument for it was you would have lost more lives with a land invasion of Japan, right? That's that's the argument that no, the argument against it is that the war had already been longed. It was over. Yeah, like Germany had already surrendered. Right. Japan was going to run it off. But they was doing way too much. So why did you drop the bombs in if the war was old?

Because they had to show the rest of the war. That was from Russia. And this is some gangbanging shit. It literally is for Russia. You need to, this is some gang. And this is really how I go. Show force. Let me show you so y'all don't think we got it.

Predator or play. Don't get it twisted. That's how it works. So what's the gang banging and, I mean, what's the nuke and gang banging? I mean, I don't think we. Well, no, the different. We're not as horrible as like regular general white American people. You're still black people.

Like, we won't even throw a grenade. Yeah. Everybody got grenades and watched. When nobody throw a grenade. He's like, bro, don't do that. Everybody got grenades and watched. It's about 20 grenades. They didn't found it.

It was on the news and all that. People got grenades. And one person throw a grenade because black people, like, we're not going to go poison the pool at the park. Also, you'll run too fast. It's not the right weapon. It's too athletic. You know what I mean?

Someone hit that shit right back at you. Trust me. Nobody hit no grenade back in. It's just not the right thing. So the point I'm saying is... I got 10 seconds to run away from this shit? They out. We're out.

But the point is, my fucking. Oh, white people die from Grenades. We just wanted his emotional. That's because white people die on it. Oh, my God. White people will be like dive on the motherfuckers. But no, it's the same thing. I just think we've got to stop looking at all these street urban conditions and making it like this is some unique thing.

No, no. I don't question human beings knee-jerk reaction and passion to support one another. My question is what ends up happening. is the punishment for that reaction is always jail, where you end up having to be friends with, protect, and take orders from the exact people that on the outside you were either trying to kill or it killed your family.

If I knew that that's where I was going, it would definitely change my behavior. Like imagine like you slid for your boy, only to get locked up, and now you gotta be friends with the whole crew that you slid on, and it's like, Like, what the fuck is going on?

I don't even know if you can be friends. You'll be seeing these videos now with these bloods and crips these young boys be fucking each other up in prison. I don't even know if it's prison yet. It's like the county. And I don't even know why they do that. Like I saw one video they had, I don't even know what said he was on. They had him one guy in a cell with like four or five dudes.

They was torturing this. You saw the other video where they was trying to scrape the dude tattoo off with a night. Let's say this. Here you go. Let's say some alien spaceship. You know, we all agree it's 80, right? We all agree we believe there's 80. Let's say a spaceship came over there over Israel and just started launching bombs.

They don't give a fuck. They launched them in Jerusalem. They launched them in West Bank, Tel Aviv. What's the other place over there? Gaza. Gaza. They just launched them on everybody over there. What do you think is going to happen?

If it's aliens? Yeah. Shit, I don't know. The motherfucker's going to come together because you don't have no choice. And then all that dumb shit you fight over the time. They're going to try to figure out who that is for. Before they think after threats, they were like, is that Russia? Is that China?

Is that a new shit from America? But once enough motherfuckers figure out what's going on? When there's a greater threat, you organize. Yeah. I understand. That's the sentiment. Ronald Reagan said that years ago in the 80s. I understand.

I understand why it happens, right? I get that 100%. But if we knew the aliens we're going to come, right? We wouldn't be beefing with one another. We'd be preparing for the aliens. That's the point. But my point with the gang is, you know aliens are coming. You don't.

I swear to God, people don't really. You don't think you're going to end up locked up? No, they don't. I don't know how to think I was going to jail. You never thought you was going to jail? No, if I had to pay attention to everybody else around you. No, you don't be thinking about it like that. It'd be a greater need or something.

If you don't think about getting locked up or think that that's a possibility. Oh, you know, lock up, when lockup happened, this is going to sound crazy, but you'll be surprised. The first time. the first time or two, you'd be like, the fuck? Like, you give me some pride. No, it's hard for me to believe when you've seen so many people around you get locked up. Because you see other people who don't get locked up.

So you think you're going to be one of them. Everybody think they're the lucky one. Yeah. So again, I'm just saying it's like, it's the same thing. That makes sense. You're not thinking that you'll even been in that situation would allow you to behave that way. If you did think that you were going to end up in prison because that just was the mouth. Now it's going to change everything. It has.

But that's why a lot of... You think now even 20, 23, these kids don't realize. jail or dead is the only... If you still have poverty, how could you see that far? Like, that's a far... Or maybe you don't care. No, that's a... That's the lie. The lies you don't care because you either think it's inevitable or it's

impossible. It's most likely you either think you're going to die or you don't believe you're going to die. One or the other, nothing in the middle. Everybody else, when you get out of that circumstances, you start realizing what life is about, life worth living. The way these kids getting locked up at such young ages with these Rico charges, it's

very hard for me to believe that they don't know. that eventually that's the outcome. Don't nobody who really watched, don't nobody living in the street be looking at them dudes? Them is being regular. Even with social media? No, why would you watch that?

You can't avoid it. I lived and watched when other gangs got Rico charges for selling the same shit. I never thought for two seconds that that was going to be us. That's crazy. Because you're not thinking that far.

No, that's a far thought. You know Tyrese is his cousin? That is not true. They both from watch. We both were. I mean to change. But you guys are family. Yeah, Tyrese.

No, we're not. Is he on that shirm? No. Don't fucking start, man. I ain't been selling Tyrese. Salute the Tyrese black tie. Because he's going to get on your ass, show. Salute the black top.

Shout out to Tyrese. He's going to get on your ass. Tyre's one of the most entertaining individuals in his life. Black Ty just got some redemption, man. Because his woman said the only reason his ex-wife, Samantha Lee said, people in her ear drove her to get. the divorce. So he was, he's right. Oh. This is interesting.

This is, this kind of proved back to point. This is the craziest shit in the world. The truth about the matter is that. I never saw a woman take accountability. Let's see it. Let's see it. Let's see. If I had different people in my ear at that time, it would not have made that decision. No. I'm so proud of her. And that's the truth. I, um, I tried my very best at this point in my life to be what I didn't have in that moment. because I think that I was, women were like,

I'm an extremely emotional person, people that know me know that about me. I'm the kind of person that like, okay, I feel so sure and I can ruminate. I can get so lost in my thoughts. I know a lot of women are like that. Like we're a lot, not all of us, right? But some of us are.

Just like a lot of men can be like that. But I know women specifically, there will be moments, will they'll be like, I'm ready to, I'm ready to be done. I'm ready to be done. I can't stand this. He don't do this. He don't do that.

I, um, the truth about the matter is that if I had different people in my ear at that time, it would not have made that decision. No. Wow. I wouldn't. And that's so proud of it. I, um, I try my very best. I'm so proud.

I never saw a woman take accountability. Hmm. I'm not paying. Why don't they get back together? Because he's got a girl She probably don't want to You know she probably want to be back with him But she really regrets

Breaking up their family Listening once again Listening to surface Exactly Listening to servants Taylor Why would you let Why would you listen

Why would you listen to somebody else About your relationship Not going to Applebee Also taking advice from your single friends About relationship Them stupid ass people It's the dumbest fucking thing in the world I think taking advice from anybody

About your relationship I'll tell you why Because you don't know my relationship You don't know the inner dynamics All you know what you want to say. I agree with that. Misery loves company. When you say he's single though, they've been in relationships before.

But they're not. So what the fuck can they tell you? You ain't have been married. But what? You ain't got the kids from the band. Okay, well, on her stance, yeah. She was married and they got a kid together. No one even knew.

How do they know how to pick a dude? How do they know how to keep a dude? How they know how to be in a successful relationship if they got none of them? That's right. Mugsy Boggs can't teach me how to dump. That's right. But you act like single woman never been in a relationship before. They've never been mad.

They haven't picked the dude that they're supposed to be with, right? They haven't picked the dude they're supposed to be with. They don't know how to isolate and lock in on the person that works for them to create that successful relationship. And they don't know how to stick into it. And they don't definitely are not a position to give someone else advice. How old is she? I don't know how old she is. She's old enough to know about me close.

Yeah, I was going to say because my dad said that, like, especially our generation, my generation, we do not know how to, we're very microwaved. Like we like things fast now, but we don't know how to do longevity. So you should love Applebee. Applebee. What? He should all go back to the fucking out. You all go back to God's up.

No, it does he. Y'all will complicate great things with since the, why are you only selling for Applebee? I don't even like Applebee's, but the fact that you say you will really pass on a great guy. I said, I didn't say, yes, you did. That is so many words. And just like Samantha, just like Samantha, listening to silly people, you listen to people about Applebee's. A great guy who can't. Applebee's, Chili, Chippoor-Lay, and all the God.

A great guy would thing outside the box and be considerate and be considering and be like, great guys do not do not do that on the first day. You know what's so crazy. Why is it considered? How about, talking about, you know what? Why would you not think it's considering? You know what's even crazy about this? She's making all of this noise complaining.

When you ask a woman what they want to eat, they never know. I know what I don't. You never even know. Right now? Yeah. I want some pasta. Okay, if we can go out to dinner right now. They got that apple be.

Olive Garden. Why? Y'all are rude. You want pasta? That's the best pasta around. No, it's not. Red lobster, olive garden? Absolutely not Alvarten.

Do you want a hang? I had a very back way. Where you want pasta from? Um, let it be black on. I don't know. Let it be black on. You see what I'm saying? What the fuck?

Why do I got into the rest? I don't know they said. I don't want no. I don't want no. I don't want no. Y'all never know. Can you be honest with me? You really want some black-ass pasta?

Do you really want that? Excuse me? That's a good point. Yes, I didn't want some black-ass pasta. That is a good point. What do you mean? Why would you want black-owned pasta? All the great black food you can get, you're going to get black-ass pasta?

You want a racist Italian guy that's cooking up the pasta. No, I want to spend my money with the black people. So, why don't get pasta? You don't get pasta. You got black Chinese food? That's what I'm saying. That's what y'all. Rasta pasta, the Caribbean.

Now I will say there is a place that I saw, I know some black people that make pizza better than anybody. I bet you that do. Cuts and slices in Brooklyn, it's the best piece that ever had in my life. But I don't want them making my shit. Charlie, man, God bless you. Listen to me.

I'm going to tell you why. George, I promise you. Cholman, God. Cuts and slices in New York is the best piece to ever had in my life. They can't even eat the cheese. You've been to cut in the streets. It's worth it, though. That's what I'm saying.

To your point, it's worth that. Huh? It's not really pizza. What is it? They put like a thousand different ingredients on top of a slice. And lobster Alfredo pizza. I'm not even, I'm not. I'm just saying.

I'm surprised you. I'm surprised you. But listen, shout out to this establishment. Oxtel pizza. I really hope they do great. But you, yeah. They've been around for eight years. Yeah.

In Brooklyn. It's down the block. I know it's delicious. And I know it's amazing. Again, it's just an insult. It is a fucking insult. And so to whom? I think it's, I think, I think,

I think they blended the best of both worlds. I think they took with the time. There is no best of both worlds. It's just a pizza. See, but this is what I'm saying. We y'all make decisions. Are you what you want to talk about? Will y'all make decisions?

This is like the way people talk about like how some white girl has the best cornrows. Exactly. Cutting slices is what happened if in do the right thing, they didn't fight each other and tear the neighborhood up and they came together. And they built. Got it. And built a pizza place. Got it.

That's what cuts some slices is. And who decides what pizza is getting made? It should be a combination of this. too. I'm not with him. You already got... That's all Italian-made pizza. I want Chinese-made, Chinese food.

I want Mexican-made. Now, now, now, now, now. There's a spot in teaneck. Stop it. A kosher spot. I'm asking. Them Jewish people can cook up some Chinese food, gosh. That is my...

I'm telling you. It's a dude at home. All flavor, no drinks. No. There's always kosher Chinese food. Really? Yeah, they got a relation. Because that's where Jews will go for Christmas. Because everything else would be close.

So the Chinese knew. that so they always got a... Is that true, Chris? 100%. Well, salute the chopsticks and teaneck. They love being there. All my Jewish guys being there. The Asian people being there, too.

They love when I come through. I got mad love for chopsticks. I don't know who cooking the food, but I'm giving the Jewish people to credit for chopsticks. I don't know, man. That kosher shit is... They got chicken egg rolls. Woo!

I walk in there, they'd be like, four chicken egg rolls. They're sharp. For me four chicken egg roast. I don't even feel it's all. The most racist shit. Nope. Black guy walked in for years.

It's a fried chicken thing? Fried chicken egg meat. That might hit, too. That shit is banging. No, fried chicken egg roast. I don't know if the chicken fried enough. That shit is a motherfucker. See, I like, I like the mixed-up shit.

Like, I wouldn't say, like, I would say like a sole pizza. I wouldn't just call it pizza. I had to put a little something on them. It's sweet chipped. They got sweet-chip. Fusion is fantastic. I love fusion. It's great.

I agree. I wouldn't go to somebody to get just pizza. I'm not going to some fucking white lady to get soul food. Yeah, that's true. It's not happening. Even though they really got. Is there some white lady that knows how to do it? Sure. I'd be like, what they cook in today? I know his food is good. Crazy. You seen a dude on Instagram? No. What, we're cooking today? No. This motherfucker cone bread. Y'all never seen this motherfucker fucking country, man.

Man, this motherfucker country man. Be cooking that shit like slaves. Don't act like white people in the South can cook. When I went to West Virginia, when I went to West Virginia, that was one of the best meals I ever ate and everything that they I ate, they either cooked, no, they either killed or grew their stuff. Oh, I trust fat Southern white people. Woo!

Bro, we had bare shoulders. I trust them. Quirled dumpling. Deer hash. Peacan pie that was made from pecans that were actually picked in the yard. Unbelievable. String beans that she actually cooked. I mean, popped and grew. Whatever the fuck I'm trying to say. What we cook in today?

What? Is it something? What do we cook in the day? Let's pay some bills, man. It's funny. You didn't even finish a story with We don't need to finish. Tyrese is right. Shout up to Tyrese. And Samantha's wrong for listening to her friends

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Hey, I'm going to tell you something. Jada Pinkett Smith book, Worby. It's so fucking good. I'm not done. I'm like, I'm deep in it. That shit is so good. And they knew it. Jada was a whole gangster.

Jada was out here selling. Don't. I believe it. Jada was out here carrying a 22. Jada briny and shit. Look at him. Get out of here. Yes, man.

Jada was carrying the 22. Jada was selling dope. She was getting robbed, watching keys get cooked up. Like, it was, she really was out there. And then Will married this lady. She got partners. She got partners that got locked up that she looked out for later in life. Can't turn a hoe into a house.

That's not. She was a drug dealer. She was a drug dealer. I don't know. Jada is just a bit of them. She was buying pot clothes. She was explaining how she was. have to trick the trick pock she had to trick pock because she knew pock had pride so she would

have to tell pock things like um yo i was at the mall today and i was just shopping and i saw this and i was like yo this shit will look good on pop throw that shit on and so he would put it on it's like yo you something else man jada is something else man jada i'm starting listen man worthy man i'm fucking with jada jada jada i'm riding with you damn you know what i'm saying just want you to know keep your guards up we're riding with you jada what's what happened I think they're doing it together. What? I've been a Pinkett Smith Winfrey Nose Carter.

I ain't never said I was not. I'm a Pinkett Smith Winfrey Nose Carter. Jada Dwight Howard, we're riding with you, y'all. Keep his guards up. We ride with him. Pinkie. Winfrey? Pinkett Smith, Winfrey Nose Carter.

I think you're a Howard. That's for sure to do something. Howard, bro. Let's do some asking me of this for Britney Spears thing. What about this for Britney Spears thing? What about it? He's calling out Justin Timberlake. Yo, Brittany, your book rollout is trash.

Jada Pinkett is crushing all book rollout. We don't care about your book rollout is garbage, yo. We heard Met Genuine back in the day you were poorly put on a black seat. I think that happens with a lot of white folks. Look at what he says. They loved hip-pop. To me, that's what separated them from the back street voice,

who seemed very consciously to position themselves. as a white group. In sync hung out with black artists. This is not her voice. Sometimes I thought they tried too hard to fit in. One day Jay and I were in New York going to parts of town I'd never been to before. Walking our way was a guy with a huge, blinged out medallion. He was flanked by two giant security guards. Jay got all excited and said so loud, oh yeah, fooshes, Foschis, Genuine.

What's up, homie? After Genuine walked away, Felicia didn't remember. Oh yeah, for shoes, for shoes, genuine. He just took it and looked at her like, okay, his band in sync was what people back then

called. Man, the world would be so boring if it wasn't for integration, yeah. If it was sex, we should be so boring. Integration is so funny, man. Oh, yeah,

foreshis, bullshit. What's up for me? First of all, I don't believe Brittany. Justin Timberlake got way more soul than that, way more rhythm than that. He's been around enough black people. No, Justin don't talk like that. Oh, yeah.

By the way, I ain't never seen Justin try to act black. Yeah, he's more Southern. Yeah, so he sees, does a sovereign do it? I guess because I got a bunch of sovereign white homies like my man Thomas, my first white friend, Luther Thomas, like they, it's cool. Yeah. You're a down south white boy. You're just a cool-ass white boy. Oh, yeah, for shit, for shit, for shit.

That's what it sounds like a chopstick when Charlemais was. Oh yeah What's up, what you're going to do now? What you're going to do now? Oh, shit. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Teller, asking idiots. Taylor, get to it, Taylor, gang.

Damn, Dwight Howard's sucking cocks, man. That's crazy. And Guy for the meat. He said that he's like, I ain't gay. I just want the meat. Bro. Yo. Who talks like that?

Yo, dying for the meeting is a wild. Who talks like that, though? I ain't gay. I just want to meet. Oh, man. That nigga, I got to talk to the way. Keep going. I respect it.

You got to be a loss. Like, you don't got to be gay. Right there. This is a good one. Yep. I knew he had something. Young Mamba 96 says, should men judge women for their status is women do men. G. Malone.

Should men judge women for that? No. No. Women are not supposed to at. What status? Like, where she at? Workwise, I guess. No.

I would think hold, too, though, right? Oh. You got a whole status? No, I don't think that count. That's just like, that's not a status of permanent marking. Oh, what do you mean? Oh, so maybe he means like career-wise. Yeah.

Once we all don't want somebody to hold, you always help. No, I think men should judge women for their career status. No, no. I do. I do. I do. A permanent marking. If you was a hole

That whole phase They try to put the phase at the end That's like a nigga to buy A snitch phase You can't have a It's just not cool Yes you can have a snitch phase Why are you comparing like that

I'm just I know hoeing is worse What do you call holling Like two guys in a day Like what's your Son You tell us What

Telling. Oh, my God. I'm asking what to hold to you guys? I almost had a heart of thing. Why did you? Why that scenario? That was quick. That shit came out of your head.

Quick. Like, why that came out of my head? No, that never happened to me. Relax. I didn't say it did. Oh, my God. Y'all thought like, why are you doing? Whoa.

What are you doing? What are y'all doing? We're wondering why you brought up that very, your dad is listening to this podcast. Okay. Two guys in one day. Might I know that has sexual and intercourse? What type of Applebee's and they take you to?

I hate that. I mean, that wasn't the person. Somebody just like, we'll take her to no booty. We will take her to no boo. God dang. Taylor, what the fuck happened? Two guys in one day? Relax.

It's never happened. What is the whole face to you? Oh, I don't know. You just went too far. I don't believe. Two guys in one day? The older I get, I don't believe in home. Straight up.

What about two guys in one day just dicks all that thing? The girl just fucking covered in cocks. Whitney Rayner said she had like. I don't know if that's your fucking. Britney Renner is for sure, though. Yeah. Okay. So.

You think Brittany run is a hole? Yeah. She's fucking dick and flying. Yeah. She says she said she's, she said she. I don't know anymore. Is that debatable? You cannot just get off.

It don't work that way. I think you shouldn't be called a hole unless you're getting paid to fuck. If you commit a felony, you get in trouble, they call you a felon. What the fuck? Why do you keep doing that? It does not match. Checks out? That checks out.

Why doesn't it? That's called HOMath. You never done HOMath before? Math is mathematically correct. It is. This is called Home Man. No, you said it's... Ain't no subtraction in Home Man.

It's just addition and multiple it. The two or one day is crazy. That shit came out of nowhere. Two or one... God damn, you're going to just jump back. So, clearly, I'm going to know, time of that. Clearly, being a hole is a lot less than you think that's crazy.

Can I just ask? I don't believe in a hole. One question. Do you think two of the days of a home? Yes. So why did you even need to ask that? I'm trying to see what his purpose. You just jump reference.

You think two in a day is a hoe? Yes. What if you're a born star? You're a home. No, you're a porn star. A professional hostess. You're a porn star. You're a professional hostile.

You're just a star at home. You know what? You know what? I've really was, I'm meditated. I'm so proud of how much you didn't grow on since we first met, man. I think that's important. But you guys just really. I never believe in calling women holes. It's not about calling.

I wouldn't call like Kim. If I seen Kim, I wouldn't be like, yeah, look, ho. I'm saying, but the reference fits. It's like if you see Glass, like, my homie's, I'm dating these guys. Yeah, I don't think Kim is a hole, yo. But look, she's dating these guys. I don't think Kim is a hole. If you was like, my homies and cripp, I wouldn't feel offended.

She's home. Kim had married four times. She had sex on her camera and sold it. You defined it. You're not marrying, nobody marrying no hole, bro. Yes, they do. No. Marriages don't laugh.

Them got married four times. She had sex on video. She was sucking Ray J. Dick on tape and sold it. Damn. That's okay. Okay, so wait. That's good.

That's good evidence. So the average hell. Take the celebrity away. What's the average hell? Two dicks and one day. That's kind of really for sure. So you ever have two dicks and no apple brief? 24 hours.

period if you had two dicks, it could be different nights, but it's... No, I haven't. Never once. Yeah, but, but I'm saying... All right, so you probably not a hoe. Yeah, can we all equally just, it's okay if Kim Hode. But what, I'm trying to ask. But that's proof of the point. A hole can be a housewife. If it's passed in

Owen, she and I have wife... Your hoe can be deleted, bro. Your Hoh has been deleted. Because soon as you walk in that room and that nigger hug her, it's like, oh, you're going to be reminded. It's not just in secret. But you don't think people have passed, though? Yes, but the problem is every, every, every, in every single. I mean, guys, dicks, you're going to suck.

Let me ask y'all a question. If we got the C.R. ladies'all Fax. Oh, God, stop it. And you really get to look at that past resume. It niggas gonna be a lot of single niggas. You ain't leaving. Yes, they is. You ain't leaving.

You might leave because she lied to you. No, whatever you, whatever the lie is. You ain't leaving. Whatever is exclusive. You ain't leaving because of the amount of dicks. Yes, she would. Oh, I got a good one. I got a good one.

Talk to me, Shult. Imagine we lived in a small. small town. Everybody knew each other. Would you still fuck the same amount of people that you fuck living in a transient city like New York when the people you fuck don't even know anybody else who know? Damn. Would I do the same thing?

How big is Upper Darbin? Where you from? Upper Merion. Where's the town? Hold on. Hold on. How many people in this town? Hold on. How many people in this town? How many people in this town? I don't know. 2,700? No. Let's Google. Google it. Google it. Google it. This is a good. This is a good one. So here's the point. Now you're no whole math either.

We're going to use straight up. Let's say it's a little town. Let's say it's 500 people. Everybody kind of knows each other, et cetera. You're going to have sex with the same amount of dudes that you would hook up and same out of dudes, date the same amount of dudes that you would if you live in a city of 8 million like New York. If you have sex with five guys in a 500 town, that's what? One percent of the population.

That's a lot. Everybody. That's a lot. You know, she's fucking one percent of the population. God, damn. Everybody knows. Holy shit. That's the biggest. It's a The thing is, I think... So it's only a hoe if the guy knows the guy that she... No, I'm saying. I think girls feel more comfortable, quote-unquote, hoeing in big cities because people don't know their back.

So if you feel... So if you feel more comfortable doing it when people don't know, the only reason you're doing it is because people don't know because you know if they did know... You'd be a hoot. You'd be a hoot. But think about... That was Dr. Souslow. Oh, wait. Think about mad.

That was great. That was Dr. That was Dr. That was Dr. I'm going to put that little gift with a man doing that. Think about college. Mad women had their whole faces in college.

Stop saying phases. It is. It is. Not a phase. Because you don't live. Your family's not in your, where your colleges. Your cousins aren't where your colleges.

All your friends aren't really where your colleges. You know you're going to go there for a few years. Exactly. You ain't never had no phases? Like a, I wore, I don't know, instead of Dickie some other brand or something. Yeah. That's the point.

Like, I wouldn't call me telling on everybody my snitch phase. I wouldn't, things that shame me, I wouldn't refer to them as phases. Things that I feel ashamed of, I wouldn't refer to my sense. I don't feel ashamed getting criminals off the street. That's not, you're not supposed to as a taxpaying citizen. That's a normal thought. But what I'm saying- I wasn't shamed in high school.

Yes, you were. How much? How much is it? Yes, you were. How much of the reason? If I heard somebody in for we? He is not putting nobody in this phone. What I'm saying is this.

What I'm saying, look, if you were ashamed of it, you only call it a phase because you were ashamed of it. No, not necessarily. Literally, there's a movement of women trying to make everybody except being a slut. I never had to have a kid. So you don't think that women should, do you think women should be with one person?

That's it. We should have no experience. I think everybody should be one person. How many people you've been with? Don't ask me bad questions. So you don't want to answer this question, you have nerve to judge a woman off her pass. And you have a whole path.

First off, listen. You got to judge a restaurant. You know what women should do from now on, Taylor? But guys say, so how many guys you've been with? You're like, don't worry about it. That's what I think to answer. No, I think that's your answer. But men shouldn't even be even asking that.

They don't worry about it to eat at them. No, you know why guys don't ask that? Because you don't want to know that answer. Yeah, you don't want to be lied to. We don't want to know. We don't want to know. We don't even ask. That's why I don't even put to know why.

No. That's guys. That ass. If you're sucking dick, keep it on the low. And that's the crazy part. Because my heart can't take no cure of home. Tell them away. Add a question.

You say that women are the worst or whatever you should. No. They're not the worst. Women are the most. I do not say that. But I'm saying, though, you're saying that. So why don't you, you're saying that off of because of their whole face? No, that's not what I'm saying.

I'm saying women are not for the most part. But you all want to be lied. to. Y'all don't want to know the truth about that. No, women want to lie to themselves. That's why they put makeup on, wings on, eyelashes on. First of all, let's not talk about that. I'm just, let's not talk about that.

You got to get them off you now. No, I'm not on you. No, no, no, because. Taylor, what? Call in reinforcement. I'm not. I'm not. I have a question.

Why do you wear a hat? Let me ask you guys. Why do you wear it how? Do you have receiving hairline? Are you good? Oh, okay. You didn't get that done of nothing? I don't know.

Oh! I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That was a hell married. That was a hell married, fact. There ain't no time left on the clock. That was a hell married.

I'm not happy. Hell, I like the effort. You got to do that. It's a desperation, but no. I like the effort. I like the effort. That was a good guess. I'm not.

You got to admit that was a good play to call, Schultz. Shultz that was a good play to call. But I want to know what was going on your head. You took the shot without really. He was like he's a man of a certain name. Exactly. What's going on to your hairline? He had his hat on.

That's right. That's right. Okay. Okay, then. Yep. You got hair plugs. I like the play. I like the play.

I think that was a good play. It didn't execute. It didn't execute, but I think it was a good play to call. That was the right play. She said, so it's all real. I'm not defending. They're not drawing my line. I'm not really thinking.

No, I'm saying. No, I'm saying. No, I'm not saying. You know what? You know what? that. They're always kind of be... And you know what you call them?

What? Bidtas-n-n-n-nick. Damn, Alex. He's coming at you. What's worse than that? No, I'm not talking about the hair. But you were talking about nails. You were talking about the nails.

That's why women... He do think you a bitch ass, niggas. Alex, just by the logic, he do think you a bitch ass. No, that's what you. Women fucking emergency break on his own lap. laugh. He was like, whoa,

what the fuck? That's crazy. This is the point I made it. This is the point I made it to you. This is the point I made it to you. I'm saying women want to be lied to. I think people want to be lied to. I don't want to be lied to you.

That's why I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to. So why you, so how would you even know if a girl had a host favorite? I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know because you know why. I'm not going to be like, did you have a whole thing. There's no time left on the clock. There was no flag.

There was no flag thrown. Yeah, they were an idiot question right now. We're in the locker room, okay? Jamal 901. Women should not be judged by their stat. Because we are different. We have different requirements of existence. If women were judged by their status, we wouldn't be,

y'all wouldn't, you know, y'all wouldn't have nobody to date. Because all these rich men y'all want, why would they want? Women that ain't on their financial level. Exactly. I'm not rich to. No, that. I mean. Okay, fine.

Don't worry about the pay gap. I'm just joking. That was a joke. Don't worry about the wage gap between men and women. Exactly. It's a huge wage gap. Jamal 91 says it's 31 years of age too late to start making changes in life, meaning career path.

Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. This is when you really fin to start trying to figure it out. Absolutely. Absolutely. 31. I was fired living at home with my mom in Monk's Corner South Carolina.

I think I started the breakfast club when I was 31 years of age. I mean, I didn't change career paths, but I had, I did already adjust to saying, hey, I'm going to be living in South Carolina for the rest of my life. I already did New York with Wendy, did Philly. Things didn't work out, I guess, so I'll be down here doing my thing. So you never went to the meal. What's the mill? You know, at every small test, a meal.

Oh, no, no. I'm working for me in the factory. I collected unemployment. He was like, I'm on. And then boom, yeah. So, yeah, 31 is perfect timing, bro. Like, you're just going to start figuring it out. I absolutely agree.

Just from the start figuring out. Let's do one more. Now, this is a good one. Man, God, damn. That's a fucking great one. Deaf Jeff 562 says, what feels better? Taking a shit are coming.

Taking the shit. Without a death. Really? Taking the shit is the greatest joy of men's day. Say again? Why is it not coming? It's shorter. I mean, taking the shit is just unbelievable.

It's just unbelievable. Solidity. That's why most men. be in the bathroom so long just allowing it happened to me. Oh, yeah. That's fantastic. Bro, this ain't an easy question, y'all. Yeah, it is.

It's very easy. You probably never taken a shit. Yeah, that's... That's why. I'm taking shit. Take that shit. Oh, my God. How do you be talking about in Europe?

How you have to, like, have the... Use my pills and shit? Yeah. Because I'm so backed up, I can't. When I have diarrhea and it's really painful, it's very hard. But I do. And it's super relieving when you... finally probably do you.

What about you, Taylor? What feels better? Taking a shit of coming. Coming. Chris, what about you? Taking a shit of coming. Alex? Taking a shit.

So it looks like all the black guys like taking shits. I think I like coming, yo. He didn't say it. Taking the shit. I think I like coming. If I could go without one, I get rid of them.

Because doesn't it feel good in the movement to sex? So then when you come, it's like, oh, and how y'all be acting. What? That's just, fuck, you mean how y'all be acting? You ain't never fuck nobody in here. Don't be generalizing all men like that.

That was how y'all be acting. Midway through she lost confidence of what she was saying. And then just projected that shit immediately on. You gotta watch your words. Doesn't it feel good with y'all with the motion? Yeah, you said, how y'all act. How y'all be acting. You said it like you don't fuck the whole room.

Yeah. Yes, you did. You gotta be careful about your words, yo. Fill out. You need to fill out. You need to fill out. You need to stop. You know.

Your dad is listening to the podcast teller. This is crazy. It's like you saw two of those faces in one day. You got to chill out, yo. You got to chill out, yo. This didn't happen. You got to chill out. No, but y'all don't have, y'all have sex.

I would you ask that specific-ass question? If you asked your wife, they probably... But why would you ask such a specific question? Hey, does this make you a hoe if one time a guy licks your butt while another guy is also doing it? Like, it was too specific. Damn. Yes.

Two dicks at one day's your... You were... You did bring up a specific act. That's why we reacted so crazy. That might be the name of the podcast. Two dicks one day. That's a good podcast. I don't think we can monetize that one.

Oh, yes. Oh, we're done, guys. Yes, we are. Two dicks in one day. Go get canceled these nuts. Please do that. Thecripstore.com where all the street shop and purchase products, the cripstore.com.

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