The Brilliant Idiots - APuckerLips Now

Episode Date: May 19, 2023

This week Charlamagne and Andrew first get into Charlamagne’s confidence in sucking, or in this case not sucking when it comes to his predictions on Adidas restock on Yeezy’s. The discussion then moves to the inconsideration of woman’s feelings, based on University of Wyoming sorority sisters saying they ‘live in fear’ of a trans member. Next, they go into a deep dive on John Morant and stupid decisions. Lastly, they get into “Ask An Idiot” ,  who do you think Andrew will “fuck, marry, and kill between Charlamagne, Akaash and Rogan. ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. Yep, Shalameenigod. We are The Brilliant Idiots podcast. And this week's episode is brought to you by Squarespace from websites and online stores

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Bro. My thighs be looking thick as fuck on YouTube sometimes. Yeah, they do. No. Yeah, get on that single. Oh. Charla, listen. Oh, there you go.

That's thin. It's very important that we bring this up at the beginning of the podcast. Talk to me. What's happening? Yeah. Get comfy. like, you know, Adidas is back with yay. Oh, God.

You know what I mean? What are you going to do about all these people out there saying that a debt needs to be paid? A Lannister always pays their debts. You're a Lannister. I'm going to say that all these people need to shut the fuck up forever. Because we live in a world where people are just getting stupider and stupider and dumber and dumber. Okay. And people read a headline, but don't even bother to read the details.

Adidas and Kanye West are not backing business together. What? We know this already. What do you mean? Adidas for months have been trying to figure out what to do with their inventory. We've talked about it here on the podcast. And by inventory, you mean all the easy stuff that they already bring. That they already had.

And they have yet to sell. And they said that not burning it wasn't an option. And why wasn't that enough? Why is not an option? Because it's a waste of money. Why would they burn all in the inventory that they had? How much, how much is it? $1.3 billion or something.

No, no. That's how much they actually had an inventory. I think it was like 400 million. Yeah, was it, 534 million or something like that? Whatever it was, they have all of this product that they're trying to get rid of. And I think the conclusion they came to was smart. Which was? Sell it.

Give it to charity, which I'm sure I'll go to the ADL and a bunch of other. So they're giving all the profit or all the money to charity? They're giving, from what I was told, the profit, they're giving some of the profit to charity, which will probably be the ADL and other Jewish organizations. Kanye West is going to get the 15% that he's contractually owed. And then Adidas is going to make their money. So at the end of the day, Adidas will probably end up breaking even, to be honest. So basically they're doing it so they don't lose money.

Of course. They're like, we'll be in business with a guy who said anti-Semitic things. We just won't profit off them. But we can't lose money. The only way this would work is if they gave the money to charity. It wouldn't work any other way because they'd get so much backlash from these organizations. But they are protecting their investment. That's what's interesting.

Of course they are. And you're okay with that. It's business. at the end of the day. But what if somebody said the N-word? And then the business that day, let's say somebody said the N-word, and Nike was like,

well, listen, we already made a bunch of shirts with that racist guy. We got to at least sell the shirts and then cover our ass and then we'll give the proceeds at the end of the LACP. If they were giving the money, if they were giving the money,

if they were giving the money, they're just giving the profit. So they're covering their ass first. What are you talking about? They're not giving them money. They're going to make billion. They're going to make $1.3 billion dollars off. And then they're going to give the profit.

Yes. So they're going to take their 534 back. Yeah. And then however much left from the $1.4 billion, they probably end up giving half of that to charity. Probably like a third at most. It's going to be a third. It's going to be a third. I say, I don't know what the exact numbers are, but common sense tells me a third. Kanye's 15%. Yeah.

And then the rest of that will be split up between Adidas and those charities. So that's the price to say you love Hitler, by the way, guys. The price to say that you love Hitler and Nazis are good people is 15, to 30% of $1.3 billion. So if you have $300 million, you can say that however you want, and apparently it's okay. But that's a very short-sighted way of thinking.

I'm going to tell you why. It's a very short-sided way of thinking because I don't know how much Kanye's monthly expenses are. I don't know how much Kanye's yearly expenses are. But if you're going to forego generational wealth for years to come, because you want to say whatever you said about Hitler, That's just stupid to me.

No, no, no. This is a one-time thing. And by the way, this is a great lump sum of money to have, but he's already rich. It's dumb. You're right, 100% is dumb. But it is putting a price on it. Like, what's the price for saying the end one? I don't know, because we've never seen a situation like this.

But I don't think the price is, I don't think the price Kanye is paying is worth this. Like, I wouldn't look at this 15% and say, okay, I'm getting 15%. Well, Kanye ain't. Adidas is paying. They're contractually obligated. That's why what you're bringing up with this. No, they could debt it. They just don't want to lose money.

They can lose money. No, they can't. Listen, they can't. No, they can't. If they're selling easy product, if they decide that they're selling easy product, but they're contractually obligated to pay on you. I'm saying that decision is selling.

They could just burn it all or they could just give it away or they could do something else with it, right? But they're deciding to continue the deal. Listen, we're in a capitalist country, baby. You know what I mean? but what's that got to do with me suck and dig? Because he's not back in business with Kanye. This is where we get into the nuances of deals

and this is why lawyers are very important. There was no lawyer present when you made your deal. But some people might say, some people might say that the fact that Kanye is profiting off of the sale of Adidas means they're in business together. Those people are stupid. This is the inventory that they had

when they were in business. If Kanye was coming out with something new, if they said, look, by the way, they would announce it. Hey, Kanye West's back in business with Adidas. I mean, we're doing a new line, easy season, 2000, fall collection, whatever the fucking is. That would be they're furthering there. Absolutely. So you were referring to them continuing their business deals with them. And you don't see this as that, even though you do acknowledge, but you do acknowledge that they are engaged in business because Kanye is profiting off the sale of goods.

They're contractually obligated to pay Kanye West's 15%. Which makes all the sense in the world. If they're choosing to sell this product, they can't cut Kanye out of that situation. Can I ask you a question? When you made the deal, did you have a dick in mind?

No, I use that as an analogy to show how much I feel like this shit is never going to happen. It's never going to fuck. Have you had people? Like, I would bet me, sucking dick on sucking dick. I would say, hey, I'll suck a dick if I ever suck a dick. No, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what the whole meaning of that phrase is. Right. To show how assen I, when I made the thing about six nine, you're not beating these charges.

Right. Which he didn't. But digital dickheads think he did. Yeah. Because he made a deal. No, that's not beating charges. He made a deal. Now, let's just say, you had to. Never. But hypothetically. It's actually an alphabet, but it's a aspect. It is both, yeah. What is there one that you would start with? No.

No. No. I just would never suck big. But if you have to. It would have to be like something like... Clone yourself. No, it would have to be like... Cone yourself.

It's not even really suck and dick. It would have to be like survival of the fruit. The world is on the line. And even then I might be like, no, you got to go. Only because it might be like, And my God. No, no, no, no, no, no. Your daughters, your wife, me?

But I'm going to tell you why. I got to look at the state of the world. Yeah. I got to look at the state of the world. If the state of the world is like, for the apocalypse is coming anyway. Yeah. It's like, you are the apocalypse. Apocrylip.

A puckered lips. Apocerlips now. The name of a podcast. I don't know where we're going from here. Apocalypse now is the name of an apocalypse now. Fantastic. Okay. Okay.

State of the world. is on the line, right? You've got to do it, but you get to choose the one you do it to. Yeah. What are we thinking here? God, remove my ribs.

Make? Remove my ribs, God. And do yourself. That's what we did before, right? Because you just got to suck dick. You don't have to suck someone else's dick. Oh, wow. I thought I had it with the clone,

but then you still got to look at you and you was going to be talking bad shit about you. Because you is going to do that. Yeah, you would suck dick. That's good. I suck my own dick. That's fine. You would be the worst person to suck.

That's fine. I couldn't have nobody holding that. I couldn't have nobody holding that over my head. Literally, literally I'm figuratively. Bro, we're all figuratively. Bro,

imagine there's another you walking around the world knowing that you also suck. And people dapping them up, he's like, nah, I got sucked. Oh, man. The funniest shit happened today, man.

My man, you know, you watch power, right? I've seen power. Lavell. I lied to you. Yeah. I haven't seen power.

I just lied to you right there. I have not seen power, but I'm familiar with the show. What's Lavela last name? Crawford. No. That's the comedian. Spoo to LaVelle. That's all about me.

What's Levelle last name? Levelle. Jenkins, Johnson. Shut up. Lavel plays Drew on power. Washington. Levelle Adams. He plays Drew on Power.

Just named famous white people presidents. And Drew is, Levelle Adams is great. And Drew is gay on power, right? But Levelle's not gay in real life. Right? Come on, bro. He's not. Once you play gay, you gay.

No, he's engaged, got a fiancé and everything. Oh, really? And so, I mean, no. I mean, I mean, he got, I was in the closet, bro. Yeah. Oh, what was Benders? Benders? Benders? Oh, no, no, no, no.

There's Johnny. There's Johnny. There's Johnny. Yeah. I had a sex scene, bro. I never saw it. It's not really sexy. Oh. But he plays Drew, right?

I just get fucked. Really? They show you getting fucked? No, they don't do it because I wouldn't do any of that. Hand on your knees with his end and the dot shit? No, they said, they're like,

can we just show your pants around your ankles and take a shot of that? And then show your hands on a tile wall and take a shot of that. Really? And I was like, all right, you could do both of those. That's acting.

No, I wasn't acting. I was dreaming. I was dreaming. That wasn't. That wasn't an action. He was dreaming. But he played the gay character on Powell.

Yeah. And it was funny because when the, But he's really not gay. No, who's my gay? See, that's Drew. Yeah. But when the interview was over,

the funniest shit when the interview was over, he was drinking a cup of tea. And he goes, he goes, shit, this teaback just busted on my limbs. No way. No way.

And I go, I go, damn, Drew. He's still in character. He was still in character. He's committed. Oh, hell no. Oh.

I don't know why. Hey, yo. Now that I noticed it, they don't really be kissing. I mean, they just kiss. Yeah, he's hitting the side. He does a fantastic job. He's from the theater, though. I found me, it was a great interview.

Him and Woody came in the Breffle Club. They got to use the CGI from you people for that shit, bro. Whoa, bro. Putting his neck into it. No, that's just good acting. It's a good acting. All the gay scenes just back to back to back. It's a good after.

Oh, bro. Come on, dude. That's good acting, man. Why don't this bother y'all? No, I'm getting horny, brother. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Getting that woody like McLean. Come on, we didn't chill the fuck out.

You like that. You like that. Beautiful black men going at it like that. You like that trans woman at the University of Wyoming. I like them all. You heard about that? What happened? Pull it up, Taylor.

Pull it out. Pull it up, tail. Whip it out. We just warming up. Hey, we just warming up before we get the shooting. Meaning talking about Jha. Pull it up, Taylor. Come on, come on.

What is the trans woman in Wyoming? I'm sure. I want to read you. You're brave to be a trans in Wyoming. Look, Wyoming sorority sisters speak out after lawsuit launched over transgender member. YAMI. That's what they call. Wyoming.

Why didn't you, you had the article, Taylor? Yeah, yeah. Wyoming sorority sister speaks out after lawsuit launched over transgender member. One sister said there's fighting for women's spaces. Now, scrolled out. Now, look at this shit, right? Three Kappa Kappa Gamma Sorority Sisters from the University of Wyoming and their attorney

joined the Ingram Angerangle on Tuesday to speak out after commencing a lawsuit over the inclusion of a transgender member. Now, host Laura Ingram reported the sorority member in question. Artemis Langford allegedly would sit on the sofa in a common area watching the sisters walk by for prolonged periods of time. One allegation, she added,

reportedly stated Langford was seen having an arrest. direction through leggings. Come on, you. Come on, you know. In a statement to the anger angle, the National KKG chapter said it is aware of litigation and that it intends to address concerns through the legal process.

While we could not comment in detail on this pending litigation, it contains numerous false allegations, capital, capital, gamma, values, diversity, and does not discriminate based on classes protected by state, local, or federal law. Now, what I found interesting is, one of the women said that when they approached

the other members, the other members told them if they don't like it, then they drop out. This is where the inclusion conversation confuses me, right? Because inclusion doesn't mean making spaces safe for one person or one group of people, right? So if you have a group of women saying, hey, this makes us feel unsafe, this makes us feel uncomfortable, shouldn't we at least have a conversation before we just jump out there and say if you don't like it drop out allegedly? Shouldn't a conversation be had?

Yeah. Yeah. And what are they saying about that? I mean, I guess that's why they're going to court. These women have gone so far. But that means that the other sorority members are into it. They're cool with it.

I thought you got real bricked up this man. I thought you... Now, I wonder, what you was reaching for. Listen. For real, I think what happens is that you need... Is that the one? Can we play some of the clip Taylor? Play some of the clip for Andrew.

Play some of the ladies talking on, on Laura Ingraham's show. But the other girls in the sorority have to agree to have that person as a new member. Yeah, they did. I think it was one of those things. So the majority of the girls were into it, and then these girls were not.

Well, I don't know if they were into it from the beginning, but let's just say, hey, also. Yeah, sorry. Let's say you're hearing about it. You're like, you know what? Maybe, you know, trans woman, let's be inclusive. They bring them in. but then they bring them in,

and then they see this. They see all this shit happen. You know what I mean? Right. So maybe your ideas can change. That's actually Megan Kelly, but you can play that one too. One real quick, before you play it,

is one of the things I find quite interesting is that sororities, historically and fraternies, have been incredibly discriminatory based on the way you look. So like, oh yeah, yeah, that's true. Half a sorority in my school

was like the hop. blonde chicks. You didn't have to be a hot blonde chick, but like that's kind of the identity and it made it easier to get in. I think there's a female, black female sorority where there was like, they had like the paper bag rule or something like that. I forget which one, that one that was, but it was like the light skin girls. Probably the AKAs.

All of that is changed over time, but there was, I, I, you're absolutely right. I remember that. There's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a nail frats that are like the jocks, right? The Q's. The Q's dogs, exactly. And then... Eat your pussy from the back. Okay. That's cool, too.

That's cool, too. That's fire, bro. That's what this is. That's ovaries and fallopian. I thought it to throw it up and I was like, no, I ain't going to do it. I don't want to. They get mad about that type of shit. But, but I guess what I'm saying is they've been so discriminatory. It is very interesting to see a situation where they're trying to discriminate, which is historically consistent. Hold on.

I just got it. What he said when the Q's throwing up as over? And over the Bolivia, too. Yeah, that's what I'm looking. I thought you was like holding the chinks up. That's what I thought you were doing. No, I'm doing actual. Don't throw up their hook, though.

Don't do that. They don't like that. What do you mean? They don't like when people throw up, they set. This is, I'm not a Q. I'm a guy in a college. You look like a Q, especially when you want your finger. I'm a guy in a finger.

With my ovaries and my below view. When you were like to cue when you were on your fingers, you had to cue an LGBTQ. Do I? I'm an LGBT Q dog? Hi! That's not the party! LGBTQ dog is nuts. LGBTQ dog, we need the gay cues.

Where the gay cues at? I'm sure it's gay cues. Really? I'm sure. Like, I would think. But what you would say? You don't remember. I don't remember.

Yeah. Because I'm trying to think of another joke. Yeah. Because a lot of times the Q dogs were football players, right? Yes, the Q dogs were the Jocs, absolutely. And the Cap was with the pretty boys. What you're saying is absolutely true. But what about the LGBT Q dogs?

Do you think they join because they're like, are there some tight ends and some Wivers Tversie Presidents? You're going to get beat up. No, shout out the Q's. I'm saying the LGBBG. What is that? What is it? L-G-B-B-B-Q.

L-B-G-T-Q. L-B-G-G-T-Q community. Plus. L-G-B-G-T-Q-T-Q-D-D-D-N-E-N-E-D-N-E-L-G-D-D-N-E-L-A-L-CUS. But play to play the sorority sisters. The scary part, it's a weird feeling just to know that I could run into any times full access to the house. But this just goes, show, like,

we need women's faces for that reason. Like our house is our home, just like any else's home. Like you go home at the end of the day to feel comfortable and relax in your own skin. And you can't do that knowing that this individual has full access to your house. It is also really uncomfortable. Just because some of the girls in the house, I know they've been sexually assaulted or sexually harassed. So some girls live in constant fear in their home.

And our home is supposed to be a safe space. And to paint you a picture just a little bit further, Men are never allowed on the second floor of our house except for move in and move out just to help us lift heavy things upstairs. So it is seriously an only female space. This is what I don't understand. What I don't understand is if you have a group of women,

simply saying they feel unsafe and they feel uncomfortable, how can we can't even have the conversation? Like, shouldn't those women be allowed to have a voice? Like, isn't that what real inclusion is? Inclusion means don't exclude anybody. And also, I don't understand why. they didn't have this conversation with those young ladies before him why didn't they tell him why didn't they tell them what this is going to be like you know what i mean why didn't they talk to

those ladies and talk to those those women that are in the sorority and tell them like hey this is what life is going to be like with this you know uh trans woman staying here in the sorority yada yada yada you know yeah i feel like it was a good compromise though like she the trans woman can't live in the house but she can still be in the sorority i'm fine i'm fine with that but But if these young women are saying, hey, the trans woman is sitting there when we come out of the shower and they're looking at us when we come out of the shower and they're visibly erect. And also in the lawsuit, it talks about how the trans woman likes women. So the trans woman is on Tinder trying to pick up other women and things of that nature, which is true. Caitlin Jenner, you know, it still is in the women.

Flame and Rose is in the women. So it's like, do you have trans women who are into women. So you can see why that would make somebody uncomfortable. How can we not see how that would make a woman uncomfortable? Yeah. Yeah, I think it makes perfect sense, dude. Not in this world that we're in. The only thing I dislike about that video is that they kept referring to her as him.

They was misgendering. Yeah, it was misgendering her. I don't know if they was misgendering her on purpose. They was just misgendering, you know, her as they saw it. You know what they should just keep saying is the young lady with a penis. And he was, or she was fully. Yeah, that's what they should keep saying. Because that's what, when you hear that, that's what you're like, what are we saying?

Yeah. You know what I mean? That's what they just keep saying. Young lady with a penis, you know? Show her some respect. You don't think it's helpful to have, like, I don't know, someone to open a pickle jar or some shit like that. Like, what do you mean? You know, like I'm just saying.

I don't have no problem with this person being in the sorority. The only thing I have an issue with is these women saying they feel like, they feel uncomfortable and unsafe, but yet they're the ones, allegedly, that are being told, would just drop out. And it's not the first time we heard that. Like, whenever, you know, women complain about, you know, when we saw the basketball team complaining about playing against a trans woman, they told, they made the woman's team forfeit. Right.

That makes no sense to me. So we're just not listening to women anymore, period. All right. Let's get to the story of the week. All right. Let's talk about your boy. John Morant. South Carolina zone.

Free job, man, free job. South Carolina zone. Yeah, free job from his own ignorance. That's what we need to be. That's what John need to be freed from. Grizzly starred job, Moran could be in more trouble after once again flashing a gun during an Instagram live screen. Video surfaced over the weekend of Moran holding what appears to be a handgun

while riding in a vehicle back in March. Moran was suspended for eight games after flashing a gun during another live screen at a Denver nightclub. The Grizzlies R-N-VA have not yet commented on the video. Adam Silver did. Adam Silver definitely commented on it last night during the NBA draft. What's your thoughts? It's incredibly stupid.

We were talking about this on flagrant a little bit, but yeah, I just think that like the NBA players start to disassociate the money that they're making from their behavior. And I think that's the biggest issue right here. Rick's bound on that. Brick did now. Like, he makes half a million dollars every two weeks.

whether the team wins or loses. Really? I thought it was like every other game or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying, like the check comes in to matter what, you know what I mean? Like, if we suck a bunch of weeks in a row, like our numbers take a hit. That's right. And our potential money in the future.

That's right. You know what I mean? But a guy like, everything we do is performance base. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they're not in the NBA. You have these guaranteed contracts. It is what it is.

And then so I think what happens is you start to separate yourself a little bit from the money. You don't see the actions. Like, for example, if he only got. paid if the Memphis Grozley's won a championship, please believe a lot of other shit in his life would be different. Now, that's not realistic,

but still, you know, so I think that there's this huge separation, and once there's that separation from the money and your behavior and not only be your behavior on the court, but off the court, just a completely separate

from the money, and no real repercussions. Like, we know three or four infractions. That means there's 30. Oh, yeah. He is a handler on the team that is with him all the time, that knows he's getting fights during pickup games,

knows he's flashing the gun doing all these things. Like that, you do not have a max player without a handler. And this guy is, you know, the handler has been telling a team, yo, this kid is wild,

he keeps on doing his fuck shit. It's eventually going to get out. Four stories came out. That means there's 40. I mean, yeah, you know, I don't know.

I don't know what it takes for him to learn a lesson because no team is going to drop him. And even if they do, they're going to continue to give him second chances. And there really are no repercussions for his actions. The league would have to, to spend him for a year. And even if they did that, I don't know if anything would change.

I think there's repercussions for his actions. I think there's repercussions for his actions. And I agree with everything that you just said. It goes back to what I was saying about Kanye, though, right? Jai got a four-year, $196 million contract. Is that the only money you ever planned to get? You're only 23. But think about this. The only money you ever need, bro. Is it? Ask LeBron. Ask LeBron how he felt 20 years ago compared to now when he's a billionaire. But you have to look at a guy like LeBron who's been at, peak stardom since he was 16 years old, has never really gotten in any trouble, has this this like billionaire icon mentality. Now, even when he was younger, dude, like the guy,

you never saw LeBron getting caught with fucking pulling out straps and, like, beating people up. I guess what I'm saying is he had his eyes on the prize from a very young age. This kid doesn't have the same discipline. He doesn't have the same drive. He doesn't have the same hunger. And it's not even close. But that's what I mean when I say what he's doing is very short-sighted. Do you think a like that can't run through $190.90 plus million. Oh, you're 100% right. What I'm saying is a kid like him who's not exercising discipline,

and I hate that we use this excuse that he's like only 23 years old. Especially when you're talking about somebody like Braun. In his field, he has enough examples of people who've done it right. And there's other 23-year-olds in the league right now who are not flashing gunshots. You don't hear about them punching 17-year-olds

in the head and all that other shit. You're 100% right. Like we keep using that young excuse, but is that really an excuse in the NBA? Bro, when you see a kid on the street pull out a gun or a kid get arrested with a gun who's 21 years old, 22 years old, whatever, right? When you see a 16-year-old do it, you go, they got their whole life ahead of them. But when a 22-year-old gets arrested, you go, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're 22 years old. Why you acting like a kid?

Word up? When a college athlete gets in a bar fight or something like that, we go, you're 21 years old. Why would you fucking do it? You're on a football team. You're on whatever. Like, I think there was that quarterback who got in a fight in a bathroom. Do you guys remember that?

You got a shit rocked. Anyway. But we go, what the fuck is going? And then this guy is 23. He's been in the league for a while. He's been an actual professional adult for a while. And we're making these excuses if he's a child. He's not a child.

What makes it more agree is two months ago he did the same shit. And he went through the whole press tour and sitting down with Jail and Rose and did the mental health thing. and said, he said himself, I know what I have to lose. Oh, yeah, his chat GPT response. I need to be more disciplined.

I got to hold myself responsible. He said those things. And then two months later, you're on a video holding up a gun again? Yeah. Come on, man. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

It would make me feel better if they came out tomorrow and said, yo, he's got a problem with drugs. I'm serious. He's got a problem with alcohol. Because then there's an excuse, right? Yeah, I hear what you're saying. Like, you want to know that there's an issue here.

You don't want to know that somebody is just that unreasonable or lacks that. You don't want to think somebody's just this is just this stupid. Yeah. You know what I mean? And once again, you can go back to the money aspect. You think that's the only money he's going to ever make? And do you think somebody that's showing you how irresponsible they are can't run through $194 million? You wouldn't be the first NBA player to run through hundreds of millions of dollars.

Not at all. You understand what I'm saying? Join the list. And once again, we talk about $194 million taxes. He's not in Florida. He's not in Texas, but he's still got to pay. He's got taxes. He's got taxes.

He's got taxes. He's got managers. He's got lawyers. So it's not a hundred and 94 million people. He's already lost 40 million. Wait, really? Yes, he lost 40 million. He didn't make no all NBA team this year.

And you didn't, you tell me why Job Moran didn't make any of the all NBA teams. Because if you had made just one, the first all NBA team, second of all of me 18, third all of a media team, he gets another $40 million on top of $194 million. No way. Yes, that's a fact. He can still do it, you're saying.

Kendrick Perkins said on ESPN, I didn't vote for job because of his off-deport behavior. That's what Kendrick Perkins said, and I'm sure a bunch of other people felt like that. So you've already cost yourself $40 million already. And you know what's interesting here is that, like, he could do all the, the fun dances,

listen to the NBA young boy, do all the things. Nobody would really give a fuck. I'm sure the league would be like, I wish our next superstar wasn't so ingrained with hood culture, whatever they would say.

But as long as he's not toting the guns, as long as he's not doing that, they don't really give a fuck. Well, LeBron's been doing it for years. LeBron will get online and listen to the dope-drap shit. You can do that. By the way, I hate you.

When I say I hate you, motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers, I hate you motherfuckers that keep saying this dumb ass, well, politicians, you know, they pose with guns and they have their kids posing with guns on Christmas cards. And I just tell you the one fundamental difference. Yeah. The one fundamental difference is these politicians, they get money from gun lobbyists.

These politicians get money from the NRA. These politicians campaigns are funded by the NRA and these gun lobbyists. So they, of course, they're pro-gun. Also, yeah, yeah, go go sorry. I'm not very pro-gun and pro-gun legislation. But here's the difference. John Morant is signed to the NBA. He gets his checks from the NBA, not the NRA.

You fucking idiot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really just that simple. 100%. And there is a difference. I think a lot of times, like, if John Morant was toting his gun to a song that was about hunting buffalo or going out with your boys and hunting a deer and he had one of the Elmer Fudd rifles

and he's chilling with his orange vest and walking around, I don't think that he would get nearly the amount of scrutiny is if he's in the car with his home boys listen to hip hop that's probably the song is about shooting up the ops and then bringing out the car. I'll tell you something. I don't think hip hop had anything to do with it.

I don't think the music has anything to do with it. I'm going to tell you once again, people are not thinking. Well, make the argument. What is it? Easy. I'm in a fucking club where there's alcohol, probably drugs, and I'm on Instagram Live.

waving a gun. What about when he's in the car? I'm in a car driving, listening to music, and I just pull out and start waving a gun. Why? That's dangerous and reckless. Does anybody remember Placical Burst?

Yes, 100%. I can be in a club and just be waving a gun and the gun could just go off. I could hurt myself or hurt somebody else. I could be in a car just waving the gun. The gun could go off, hit myself, hit somebody else.

I don't think these people, and listen, I'm not saying I'm right on this. I'm just saying I haven't heard anybody on ESPN or anything, say anything about hip hop or the music. It's the fact that the way he throws the gun around is just reckless. It's so hard giving pushback because it sounds as if like I'm trying to excuse Jai for his stupidity. You are. But I'm not though.

But what I am trying to just say is you say, hey, he's being extremely short-sighted. A lot of people in their early 20s are very short-sighted and do stupid. shit. So what? Yes. And it doesn't excuse it. But if he's like emulating a lot of the people he's fans of because in their videos, they are toting guns and they are waving them around while they're having fun with their friends. So if he's doing those same things, he's really just having fun with his friends. But we look at it so stupid because I'm like, yo, you're putting it. It is stupid. When I look at the rappers and the videos, I think it's stupid. But I mean, the only thing. You just brought up rappers. Yeah. Because he said videos. But that's what I'm saying. They're

emulating the rappers. What are the rappers talking about shooting their ops? Not just the rappers, though. People are doing that period in this social media era that we're in. Sure. I guess what I'm saying is it's hard to distinguish between, because I think race plays a component in absolutely everything, right? So it's impossible. I just got nothing to do with race. It does, right? Because I think when you see a black dude listening to hip hop and then bring it out your gun, you're thinking, oh, I'm going to shoot the ops. That's where I'm going. I'm not thinking, oh, I'm going to go pheasant hunting. But also because, once again, and I'm not saying race don't play that opponent and everything because you're absolutely right. But once again, we look at this shit as

isolated incidents, which sounds so fucking stupid, right? We look at these two situations of him waving the gun as isolated incidents. You've got to factor in everything else that he's been accused of over the past year and some change. That he got away with all of them. But all of them had something to do with a gun. No, no, no, no, you're right. You're right. So it's not just he's waving a gun. It's like, this dude might be it. We're talking about two different things. Like one is, one is the connection to rap and why listening to rap and pulling out the gum during the rap song is going to make people have a different reaction than if some white dude that's an NBA player has a hunting rival over his shoulder and is listen to country music. And if the association isn't going to be violence towards other humans. It's going to be violence towards animals.

And for whatever reason we're okay with that. And the record shows. But, but, but, but that's one thing. Yeah. And then separately is the record, right? Separately is what else he's gone through. Yes. I do believe, though, sincere.

if John Morant, now it might be different, but I sincerely believe if John Morant was out with Phil Jackson and they were walking around in Montana and they had rifles over their shoulder and they were listening to some Luke Combs country music, nobody would say a single fucking thing. If anything, they go, oh, look at John Moran. Cool, like he's getting in touch of nature.

But that's the context. He's hunting. I think you're making my argument. We're on the same page. I think the context of this is, oh, he's doing hood rat shit with his friends, right? To quote the genius, what was the kid's name? Who knows? Yeah. No, no, no, not a little kid.

I know you're talking about. And I think that's what makes everybody go, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck is going on over here? We don't want to promote the hood rat shit. And that's exactly what this is. We should be asking ourselves, and you're not wrong at all, but we should be asking ourselves, why does he want to do that? Listen, let's just say he wants to be like all of those rappers. Yeah. You want to be them and they want to be you.

Yes. You're the one that's up 300 million, job. Yeah, none of them. But it's always been like that. No, it hasn't. Hip hop has always been like that. No, it's only hip hop. It's athletes want to be rappers.

And rappers want to be avids. Yes. It's always been like. But he's the one who should be in the driver's seat. He's the one who's up $300 million. And this is not to excuse the behavior, but he has gotten away with it. You guys just said, oh, if there's four things here, that means it's 40. So that means the league has known about those 40 other things and they've been letting him live his life and he's been getting away with it.

Well, let's talk about it. it's easier to make a mistake like this when I've done all these other things that I got away with. Well, let's talk about it. He didn't necessarily get away. He's getting sued by a 17-year-old. No telling how much money he's going to have to come up off for that shit. They did an investigation on the laser thing.

Nothing came with that. I just heard about this situation in the mall in Memphis when he threatened a security guard. I don't know what came from that, right? You got an eight-game suspension from the last gun-toting thing. and he's for the past two months, he's been on the thin ice. It's kind of been a probationary period. Let me ask you guys.

Little slabs on a wrist. So what do you think is going to happen now? They're about to make an example out of him. He's already lost 40 M's. And that's the only reason why I bring the age component into it because he doesn't have the wherewithal and the foresight to see what you really can lose because he's been getting away with it every time thus far. I totally disagree with that because once again, he's 23.

There's other 23-year-olds in the league who aren't doing this. There's other 23-year-olds that have came before them, before him that haven't done this. And this right here, look at that. Look at that headline. Grizzly John Morant losing out on 40 million after being named All-NBA. The only reason John Morant who led the Grizzlies to a number two seed and average 27 points a game this year isn't on the All-NBA team is because of his off-the-court behavior. Can I ask you guys a quick question? When you guys were 23.

Did you feel the allure of the street life? And were you aware of the stupidity of chasing it? At 23? No, I wasn't doing that no more because I just started, I was doing radio. So I think I'd been doing radio for a little bit at that time. I think I was something to do it. I think I was on the air. I definitely was on the air by the time.

I was 23. Did you feel a pressure to live up to? Yes. Well, not pressure to live up to the street life, but I was still in the street like those were still my people you know what I mean

but I realized you can't do both I realized that early how did you break away from that how did you stop cold turkey because I found myself getting in trouble still but shit that I had nothing to fucking do it

right you know what I mean so that's what made me be like oh no I can't you know I can't live both lives like I can't be around the same things I was around because you recognize that it was going to hurt

not only your nav absolutely a hundred percent Alex. So now imagine if those times where you were getting in trouble, just a little right up here or a little just slap on a wrist that he's like, whatever, I kind of got away with it. Like, that's what the level of punishment he has had thus far for a person who's about to bring in 200 million. You're not wrong, but you're, you are wrong because there's a million people around you telling you what you stand to lose. And this is this, this is what I hate about these conversations. We put ourselves, we can't put ourselves in these people. shoes because hey none of us in the fucking NBA. Let me see what. None of us have to deal with the NBA. None of us have endorsement deals with Nike and Power 8. Let me tell you, let me tell you one thing about this.

Is most people I would imagine around John Morant right now are making money from him. Absolutely. And when that is a situation, unless these are like your dear friends that you've known for a while, it's very hard for them to communicate to you that you are fucking us. because they start to worry about their ability to survive. Oh shit. If I go criticize the Golden Goose, maybe I'm out of here. Not to mention, like you see the people around him

are videotaping them all the time. They're getting tons of clout off of it. All these people jump in their lives. They're seeing their Instagram followers go up. It's like it's a good life for them too. They don't want to fuck up their life. We've seen this. There's been certain people, friends of ours,

that may be or colleagues of ours that, maybe I wouldn't say friends, but people that we're aware of and we've seen, you know, living lives that maybe we wouldn't advise. Absolutely. And the people around them don't seem to be saying, hey, slow it down.

Or they tell them, and the person still keeps doing what they want to do. Everybody keeps talking about Jha hanging around the wrong crowd. Shit, job might be the wrong crowd. Yes. You know what I'm saying? It kind of looks that way because... That's what it looks like to me

because I'm not blaming none of the friends. I'm not blaming the father. The only person that's held accountable for Jai is Jai. And the crazy thing about Jai is, once again, go back two months ago. This man did the prep walk, baby. He did all the press conferences. He did these conversations where he told us he knows he got to do better. Yeah.

He said he has to make better decisions. My suspicion. He said he knows what he has to lose. Yeah. If a person says all of that, you're either the greatest liar of all time, or you're just incredibly stupid. I think it's a combination of both. I think that, like, I don't think Jha in his entire life has been held accountable for his actions

outside of the success that he's received from playing basketball in an incredibly elite way. So in other words, he's probably gotten in trouble plenty of times. He got in trouble in high school, right? We never heard about it, though. Because they keep everything quiet because he's so good at basketball. You know, this is... Enabling the behavior. But I think something...

He doesn't believe there's repercussions for his action. And why should he... If he got caught beating up a 17-year-old, nothing happened, got caught putting the gun out, nothing happened. The strip club photos come out, nothing happened. The mall security thing, nothing happened. If nothing ever happens, why should he believe anything's going to happen now? But we keep saying nothing happens, but that...

I don't... That's not necessarily true. It's an eight-game suspension is nothing to him. You don't know that? Come on. We say that, but how do we... That's a lot of money lost, and you love basketball. No, no. Just because you're spending, it doesn't mean you lose the money.

I thought it was a non-pages mention I don't know if legally they can do that for not breaking the law. He didn't break a law. If you break, why do we keep saying this? It's not about legality. It's about morality clauses in the NBA. Those are big. The thing about that where they don't want to go to trial

about that, I was asking some guys in the league, is that you can't make the argument that he held the gun in a menacing way. It is okay to hold a gun. You have to brandishing it in a menacing way is illegal, but just holding it in a dainty way, which is what he did. is not menacing and not illegal.

Listen, but in the NBA, and I looked this up, in the NBA, the morality clause violation is anything the company feels is damaging to the brain. That's why the strip club is worse than the gun thing.

Because it's legal. But no, the script club is terrible because he was on a work trip. He wasn't just in the script club. They was there for a game. Of course, of course. But the NBA is looking at him in a strip club with girls all over

and the money everywhere, and they're like, this is not what we want. The NBA is looking at the gun thing and they're going, are we really going to tell half of our fans that they should, shouldn't hold guns because half of the NBA fans

have guns I don't think that's what why do we keep saying it? This is all This is not I'm just telling you what I've heard

from my friends at the NBA I have heard the opposite from you from anybody at the league Yes It's not about two ways There's plenty of players

They got pictures of Draymond Green holding gun There's plenty of players that have been pictured holding guns It's not the guns It's the recklessness

of how he's using the guns in the video He's waving the gun in the strip club He's waving the gun the gun in the car. On top of everything else. Yeah, yeah. The reckless, yeah. That he's accused of. It's the recklessness of it. Yeah, exactly. Adam Silver even said that on the draft last night. It's not about the gun.

My concern, and I thought he shared with me that millions of not tens of millions of kids globally would see him as having done something that was celebrating in a way, you know, that act of using a firearm in that fashion. at least was left with the sense that he was taking this incredibly seriously. So, honestly, I was shocked. He's not using like proper gun safety protocol or whatever it is. But NBA, in the NBA, a morality clause violation is anything the company feels is damaging to the brand and harmful to the relationships with fans, sponsors, and broadcast partnerships. Listen, it's simple. If you don't want to abide by all that, quit. Just retire from the fucking NBA.

Give up your Nike deal. Give up your Pye deal. Give up your Pye deal. All of that shit. If you don't want to abide by whatever those rules and regulations are, just quit. They don't want to do that. Or just plain devil's advocate from his point of view. Oh, I just got to keep balling out. Because if I keep bawling out, I'm good. That's not true. It is true.

That's not true. Nike didn't drop him. How you know they won't? I mean, after the first situation, they ain't dropped him. They haven't yet. No, no, I'm thinking Alex's argument. He hasn't received any serious repercussions from his actions. They said $40 million is a lot of money more.

No, but that's not taken away. Yeah. It's not like he had it and they removed it. It was he could get it, but he didn't. It's right there. It's different. He would have made all NBA. Why would John Moran not make all-emps?

Three all-NBA team's job and ran can't make one? Okay. I'll give you an example. Jesus Christ. What we know about investing now, damn, have we just put a couple dollars in Google, a couple dollars in this, couple dollars invest in? back when we were fucking 17, 18, the amount of money we would have right now. Your generation thing's very short-sighted, and I want y'all to look at this.

It's not the generation. He's making $194 million. Let's just cut that in half, number one for taxes. Let's go back to managers, agents, and lawyers. Once again, do you think he can't run through $30, $40 million? He can't, of course. Easily, and then what? I don't disagree with you.

I'm saying he's just thinking short-sighted. All of us are, because we're saying, like, he didn't lose anything. He hasn't gained anything either. No, no, no. He can lose When people say you can lose everything you have No, we're all on the same page Yeah, yeah, 100% we agree

100% we're all on the same page we agree We're not saying that he didn't lose something We're saying in his mind It doesn't feel like there's been a punishment yet Because nothing that's been guaranteed to him Has been taken away He had no guarantee he was going to make all team NBA Maybe in his mind he started saying

Yeah, I'm gonna make that shit But it wasn't guaranteed to him And so far everything guaranteed to him has still been guaranteed. So it's like, whoa, next year. We'll see if Nike drops him, that would be big.

And you know what? A dude is going to come swoop in and take him. His deal with Nike ain't number 12 million dollars. Wow. For now. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. Joc's still so early.

It's only been four years. This man can have the potential to make a couple billion dollars. I mean, he could be the face of the end. He could be the face of the fucking me. But I don't think he is the discipline. I'll be honest with you.

What you said is the key word. And that's what, That's what I'm realizing about this era that we're in. And this era don't even just mean age. It's just a lack of discipline all across the board. People really feel like there shouldn't be any consequences to your actions. And discipline is what separates the greats from everybody else. Period.

You got to have discipline. Like discipline, I don't want to be a flash in the pan. People will forget, you know, if things don't work out for John Morant, he never wins a championship. He never wins an MVP. He doesn't have a lot. long NBA career. He ends up fucking up the money he has made. Who wants to be that?

Who wants to be that? Don't jive your life now. Don't jive your life. Don't jive and ranch your life. Who wants to be the cautionary tale for NBA players and athletes to come? Who wants that? Who wants that? Yeah, 100% right. He just doesn't believe that that's

him. And he just doesn't believe anything will happen. But we're going to see. And even with his apology did he put out the date. Which was so generic. It was unbelievable. There's no way he could even read that. I would love to see him just read that off of a paper. I'm sorry for the people I disappointed. Who did you disappoint? Let me read this. Everybody calling him

a dumb ass in the media. That's not disappointment. That's because you're a dumb ass. I'm not disappointed in you. You're just, you're a dumbass. Did you see, little Duval, little Dubol looked up what chat CBT would have as an apology, generic apology when you fucked up. It was

almost word for word the exact exact same thing. hilarious. Where is it, Taylor? I'll get the Duval version up. No, I'll get the Bill DeWolvers, you know? Hilarious. ChatGBT is phenomenal. Yeah, it's terrible.

And amazing at the same time. You saw what Elon must say yesterday on CNN. What do you say? George Soros? No, he said, I actually screenshot. Okay, John Moritz. I know I've disappointed a lot of people who have supported me. This is a journey, and I recognize there's more work to do.

My words may not mean much right now, but I take full accountability of my actions, and I'm coming back or something. I'm committed to, what, working on myself? And I'm committed to working myself. Chat, GBT, BTT, right? I deeply know I've disappointed a lot of people who have supported me. This is a journey and I recognize there is more work to do. My words may not mean much right now, but I take full accountability for my actions.

I'm committed to continue to work on myself. Wow. Brother Jop. The best apology is changed behavior. Like there's nothing Jahn could say right now that anybody would give a fuck about. Because two months ago, you said the same exact shit. Two months ago, you sat across the jail and rolls and told him, you understand what you have to lose.

What have you learned about how you should move with your team going forward? Honestly, I feel like we put ourselves in, you know, that situation with, you know, our past mistakes. And now it's only right that, you know, we focus in and lock in on, you know, being smarter and more responsible, holding each other accountable, you know, for everything. I feel like in the past, we didn't know what was at stake. And now, you know, finally me having that time to, you know, realize everything, have that time alone. I realize that now.

I realize, you know, what I have to lose. And, you know, for us as a group, what we have to lose. And it's pretty much just that, you know, being more responsible, more smarter and staying away from, you know, all the bad decisions when you see somebody about to make a bad decision, stop it. By the way, I'm not, I can't sit around and be like, damn, man. I can't make excuses watching his brother blow his life. So I think he's going to do it again.

Taylor just asked him. I think he's going to do it again. I have no evidence that shows me he won't. And that hurts. He's from South Carolina. I don't want to see him win. Like, the only thing worse than Job Morant's personal choices are Zion Williams' outfits.

Like, it's unbelievable how bad my South Carolina brother is from South Carolina. And I dress terrible. Wait, wait. If I tell you, I, this Google Zion Williams and Outfits, Taylor. I dress terrible. If I'm telling you Zion Williamson dress is terrible. It's like every day he tries his best to come out of the house with the worst fit possible. Where have you even seen him?

Just Google. He's not playing. That's the point. He's always on the sidelines with these horrible outfits on. Oh, okay. But a lot of these players have-hyp and outfits tail it, not just Zion Winston. And we just don't see him. Jesus Christ.

No, that's crazy. No, click on. No, that's absolutely crazy. What is that? I don't even know. Zion. There's pearls on the jacket? Bro.

That shit, bro. I was love that. It just don't fit. It just don't fit right. It's what? No, that ain't rips. That's like beads or something. Sluid design, man.

It's like a jean jacket. But you know what? That shit's kind of fly. I ain't all right. It just don't fit him good because he's a really big dude. There's a TikTok about Zion's horrible outfits that is hilarious. Yeah. That is hilarious.

Oh, yeah, Zion Williamson has officially been crowned the worst dressed NBA. That looks crazy. Hold on. Go to that one with the eye of Sauron. No, this headline is hilarious. Scroll back up, Zion Williamson has officially been crowned the worst-dressed NBA player. Playing more games would probably shift focus from his terrible fashion choices. Jesus Christ.

I mean, what the fuck? I would much rather Zion be making horrible fashion choices than horrible life choices, though. What? That was good. I said, no, I said Zion. Zion. I mean that. I would rather Zion be making horrible fashion choices than terrible life choices.

But on the flip side, yes, I wish Job and Rent. I wish this was his only problem. I wish John's outfits were his only problem. What do you think about the NBA players using the walk to the arena as like a fashion runway? I think it's dope. And the reason I think it's dope is because that's another screen of income. Because that's probably what gets them mad free clothes.

You know what I'm saying? and I'm sure that they probably do get paid by some people to wear certain brands because everybody knows that they're going to be walking. You know what I mean? That shit is bad. That shit right there is probably better for a brand than a fashion week or some shit.

Yeah, like an influx. Or the Met Gallagher. You know what I mean? Like that shit is way doper. And for somebody like Russell Westbrook, people laugh at Western Westbrook for whatever reason. I don't think y'all realize Russell Westbrook got his own clothing line. And that shit is booming.

Pull it up, Taylor. Yeah. Westwood Westbrook got his own clothing line. And that shit is booming. That shit is doing phenomenal. Yes. Pull it up, Taylor, gang. Pull up Russell Westbrook's clothing line.

What's the name of it? I forgot the name of it. Honor to the gift. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, it's honor the gift, right? Yeah, it's honor the gift. So, I mean, I'm sure Russell wears a lot of his own shit. The overalls and pants and the shorts and all of that shit, the hats.

They did a collaboration with Jordan. Like, the joke be on y'all 90% of the time. You're laughing at Russell Westbrook, but that motherfucker is caking. And I think that that shit makes a lot of money, too. Google would honor the gift made, Taylor. I want to say it was like a hundred, but I don't want to misquote anything. But that shit has done very well in sales. Yo, get that money.

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And Westbrook expected to grow 30% year on year in 2022. I mean, that's incredible. That's incredible. You start your own motherfucking clothing line. You make $5 million? Yeah, that's incredible. That's phenomenal. Good for you.

And shout out to beat Hampton. She's like the art, the creative director. Really? Yeah. She used to be his, like, stylist, and now she became the creative director. Wow. Church announcement shows, what we got? Yo, adding some shows, man. We're also going to come to Salt Lake City Memorial Day weekend.

Those tickets are up right now. If they're still available, you can get them at the Andrew Shultz.com. Thank you guys so much. Everybody who came out to the shows in Phoenix, that was incredible. So great to be back on stage, man. I love. That's my favorite. things doing all of entertainment and stand-up.

So it's really great to be back on the road again. And yeah, then we add another show in Reno and then Calgary. And yeah, thank you guys so much, man. Yeah, I don't have nothing. I'm supposed to be doing a daily show this week with that damn writer's crack. That might be a minute before that wraps up. It's not. I agree with you wholeheartedly.

I don't see it wrapping up no time soon. Wow. Because I think that that chat, GP, A.I thing is, like, I'm with the writers on pushing back against that shit and saying like you explain to the people what the hangup is in the contract well i mean it's a lot of different hangups in the contract but that one in particular they're just basically saying chat gpt i can't write none of our scripts and then the studios are going they push back we're like no we want them to be able to write scripts they haven't said they want to yet but they just push back which tells you everything you fucking

need to know you know the second they don't need the writers to write oh my god oh my god you know the only thing i don't understand about the chat gpte i's shit though is, let's just say AI replaces 300 million jobs like they're saying. If humans don't have money, who's going to fucking spend money at these companies that are replacing humans with AI? The idea, I think, with all technology, is that the jobs shift. So, like, instead of coding for websites, you're going to be coding for AI. And you're going to be developing, like, more sophisticated problems. But they said AI can code itself.

Right. So like every technological advance creates more technology. So like websites come out. And now instead of, you know, I don't know, engineering a farm, maybe you're going to be an engineer on some tech shit. You're going to learn how to build websites or whatever. And then AI is going to come out and you're going to still need humans to build these other components or whatever it is. That's not how capitalism works, people. Generally speaking, yeah, I think it will eliminate certain industries. And, I mean, that's what's happened with globalism, right? It's like once we found the ability to, like, make products in other places, the places in America that made those products have fell apart. I think it should scare everybody. I was watching CNN yesterday.

I had to pull up his name, Chat, GPT, Creator. An open AI CEO, Sam Altman, is urgent lawmakers to regulate artificial intelligence during a hearing. And he said the same thing yesterday. He said it was him and Elon Musk. I don't think he was at the hearing, but I guess they was doing an interview with him on CNN. And Elon Musk was like, his exact words was, because this was the lower third on CNN.

I sent it to Chris just to scare the shit out of him. But the lower third on CNN was Elon Musk warns there's a chance. AI destroys humanity. And the CEO of the creator of ChatGFP says the same thing. So it's like this. But there's a chance. something could destroy humanity

why do we need it why take the chance I mean we got nukes everybody don't have nukes Andrew Shultz don't have possession of nukes I don't have possession of nukes you don't have possession of nukes a country has possession of nukes

people that are in leadership position everybody has access to what the fuck could you trust everybody with a nuke yeah no no what the fuck are we doing y'all yeah it is

tricky, man. What do we know it? It is tricky. I mean, do you know anybody who really uses it? Do you use it at all? They wouldn't tell nobody because they're out here cheating and probably coming up with these fie-ass jokes and fie-o-bs and using it on their own. They wouldn't tell nobody if they were. It's not good with jokes yet. You tried? Yeah, I try. Let's try. Who got it? You got it? Actually, you know what? I did try. All the weeks that you said, like, I needed to warm up. That was chat chip. Oh my God. Maybe it's an execution, bro. It was all the chat TV, too. It was all the chat TV, too. Yeah.

I wasn't even me talking. I was an AI voice. I was just mousing my lips. Sometimes it's delivery, yo. Yeah. Sometimes you might say some shit that's whack. I'm like, watch when I use it. You know, man.

It's just about how you do it, man. Yeah. Sloot guy, Ed Sharon. Yo, it was great the way that he won that lawsuit. Yeah. Yeah, Ed listens to brilliant in his podcast. That's a good friend of mine. We need Ed on an episode, man.

He loved brilliant. I mean, he would do it. Let's make it happen next time he's in town, I'm getting sued. But he got sued, basically. They said that he had ripped off the chord sequence for, I believe, let's get it on. Yeah, he wins second lawsuit over alleged imitation of Marvin Gaines.

Let's get it on for thinking out loud. What he said is there are 100 songs or 1,000 songs that have used the exact same chord sequence as Let's Get It On. And he just started playing them all in court. And then they went so far as to look back to like the 1700s to find ancient songs, classical music that was written with the same chord sequence, and it was there. And he was basically like, you can't say a chord sequence is owned by one artist because it's been existing for hundreds and hundreds of years. What you do with that chord sequence can be a

song. But there's a limited amount of chord sequences, I guess, that make sense that are pleasant to the human ear. Yeah, I don't think this happens if thinking out loud isn't one of the biggest records ever. And I don't think this happens if Ed doesn't, because if you ever been to Ed show, when he does thinking out loud sometimes, he does a mash up of thinking out loud and let's get it on. And I think

he... I think that bought attention to it, and I think just the song being so massive. You know what I mean? If there's money, people go and find it. And that's why Ed was saying, if I lose this lawsuit, I'm done. Like, it's a rap. Because he understands, now there's

precedence to sue over every single song. Absolutely. Absolutely. I think he says something like, it's almost like if someone owns the color red, like all art, you can't just, you have to pay this one person just to use red for everything. I'm suing you for your hair. For Ed? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then the Nade Losset to endless. Now I'm suing you for thinking out loud.

I'm suing you for your goddamn red hair. I'm showing you for every motherfucking thing, man. Flute to Ed, man. I'm going to see Ed next month. Oh, wow. London? No, no, no. He's performing in Jersey.

Oh, really? Yeah, he's performing all in Jersey on the Maybe I go to that On the 11th. You want to go? Yeah, what day of the week is that? I think it's a Saturday. Saturday is Sunday.

Let's see if I'm in town. Yeah, June 11th, because it was create my daughter and her friends. I don't know if my daughter is really... It's a Sunday. Yeah, I'll pull up to that. It's Sunday, yeah, my daughter and her friends want to go see Ed, like badly. I've seen him in concert. I have to.

He's phenomenal, dude. Yeah, it's my guy. It's my guy. I told you I went to the garden and saw him, and I went to the, the garden again in the same week to see him. I went Tuesday. And the second time I wore a Knicks jacket in case any of the people who worked at the garden was like, yo, you back again?

Yeah, I thought Nick's playing today, bro. I didn't even realize I must have got tickets to the wrong thing, bro. Now, it's phenomenal. He's in shape now, too, bro. Now, he's so good. And he's by himself. I don't know if he still does it like this. But when I saw him, there's no backup band and nothing.

Is this him in his guitar? Yeah, he's creating the drums just by hitting the guitar and then looping it, creating the background. On guitars, I mean, it's just effortlessly, effortlessly talented. Like, that's what I said, like, we don't see gifted talents. He's a gifted talent. Like, we come from the era, you had to be gifted to be on. Yeah.

I don't give him fuck what it was. Like, you had to be gifted in whatever it is you did to get on. We take musicians like Ed for granted nowadays. It's just naturally gifted. I saw Wycloth. He was performing. Gifted. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Gifted. He's playing the guitar. And then all of a sudden, he starts, he puts the guitar behind his head and just starts playing it behind his head. Then he hops on the drums and he's playing the drums all for the same song. I'm like, yo, you really created every single part of this song. The behind the head thing might be a little Bill Clintonish. The behind the head.

No, no, no, no. It was live, like, I'm telling you, if he once he stopped playing, the music stop. It wasn't like it was. Why are you hating on my man? Let my man be great. You know what's so funny after last week's episode, it was so many saxophone sightings from Bill Clinton. I was getting mad. Oh, man.

Like somebody did it. My man, Xavier from Trap nerds, DM me. He said, let's see if I can find this shit. He said, Bill used to come play at grambling all the time. Like, get the fuck out of here. See? You owe him. You owe Bill an apology, though.

No, no. The way Bill likes his apologies, I can't do it for him. I didn't, I didn't make a bet with Bill. I didn't make a bet. Oh, yeah, he said, he said, I'm listening to response fatigue. Episode was funny. Bill can play sacks. He came and played at my old college

grambling state a couple of times. Still don't mean he was playing it, though. I don't know. That was either Drey Oz, David. They sent him from the Traveller's podcast. I don't know who sent. What do you think about this, Jamie Fox story, bro?

It goes back to what I've always been saying, and I literally said this two weeks ago on Breakfast Club. I was like, why do we have to speculate what happened to a person? Why do we even care? If we know something happened to a person, why can't we just send our prayers and keep it moving?

Yeah. Like, why do we have to come up with these stupid-ass conspiracy theories? Like, I've been hearing some wild. I didn't even know these conspiracy theories existed. Yeah. Like, people, somebody put a hit out on Jamie or Jamie revealed something about Diddy. And what the fuck are y'all talking about? Like, it's just wild to me that people have to make up shit.

To justify it. And by way, Jamie are his family. None of them owe us an explanation about anything. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Like, I was having the conversation and the person was like, with somebody like Jamie Spencer's whole time trying to make us like him

so he owes us that I'm like all he does is his art yeah he acts yeah it's not like he's on social media setting himself on fire every day for attention and likes and retweets he acts we go watch his movies and we love his movies

what else does he owe us other than a good performance in the movie yeah that's true I go get the fuck what do you think about it you don't think it was a little bit strange how media and even close friends of saying like please please pray for him he is not looking good maybe those friends aren't as close as they think they are that's true because i saw people like kevin hart saying he's good oh really kevin hart said that on uh was it jake paul not was it was it was Logan was Logan it was somewhere i saw him pod then he was like you know james

stable he's he's he's rehabilitating or whatever i forgot how i don't come paraphrasing him maybe we can find it and insert it but he's he's he's he's he's rehabilitating or whatever i forgot how i don't But he said this. His people that are close to him were bigging him up. Like, you know what I mean? So it's like, what are we doing? They even posted from his Instagram account one day, you know, feeling better day by day,

appreciate all of love. Like, we made up all this shit in our mind about what was wrong with Jamie Fox. Yeah. So I don't know. Is this it? Oh, here you go. Oh, here you go.

Here you go, Taylor. Finally. Got it. Some production. Wow. Finally, Taylor. Good shit, Taylor. The dope thing is that he's getting better in the situation.

And, you know, everybody's prayers, everybody's love, energy, all that stuff is seen and felt. That's what Kevin said. Yeah. He said it a couple weeks ago. Is that Logan's podcast? That's not Logan, right? Yeah, that's impulsive. To be able to just check him and stuff like that.

So, you know, they're being tight and for reasons just about where he is because Jamie's always been a private person to a certain degree. It's like if something happens to Beyonce, God forbid, or Jay-Z, God forbid, would we really expect to know? They're private, they're naturally private people. And when I think about it, I'm like, shit, Jamie has been a private person. He's out, like you see him outside. Right. Living his best life, but he's not out here spilling his personal business all over the place. Yeah, good point.

You know what I mean? Something happened to Tyrese. Something happened to Tyree. We need to know. Yeah, we're going to hear it. This motherfucker tells us everything. Yeah, you can't miss out of talk. Something happened to Tyrese.

But we did that, I feel like I need to know. Tyrese, tell us everything out. Don't get to hide now, buddy. Yeah. You know? What else we got, Taylor, gang? Congrats to Chris, too, man. Chris, you was nominated for, well, we were nominated for a Webby, right?

What was the award show this weekend? Webbies were, what was that, Monday night? Monday night. That was Finding Tomica. I crashed. Finding Tomica won. Yeah. He was nominated, though.

Oh, you guys won? Yeah. Fine it Tamika's winning everything, baby. We're sweeping up. Really? To suit to Eric Alexander, color farm. Like, Final Tomica is, like, it's beyond on fire. I can't even, like, if you would have to be in the audio world to understand, but it's

like the equivalent of winning the Emmy already and the Oscar and they won everything. Like, you know. What do you call that, like the EGIRT? The EGOT, yeah. But the EGAR is when you win an Emmy, a Grammy, a Oscar, and a Tony. Finding Teacacca has won everything. Every major audio award there is. Really?

They've won. What's Finding Tamika again? Finding Tamika tells the story of a young lady named Tamika Houston, who went missing in the early 2000s from Spartanburg, South Carolina, and she ended up getting murdered. But that story, her story sparked so many things, like the Black Girl Missing Foundation, our Black and Missing Foundation.

There's just careers that were started. You know what I mean? Like at the time Tiffany Cross was at America's Most Wanted, and she, you know, got attached. to the case. And the funny thing about that story is if you listen to Finding Tamika, there's something in there.

I can't remember which chapter it's in, but it talks about how everybody who has assisted in Tamika getting her story out has been rewarded in some way, shape, or form. Because it's got like a supernatural element to it. Like, you got to, like, if you have it, man, I'm telling you, it's a great listen.

I'm not saying that because it's on our company, SBA Productions. It is a fantastic, fantastic listen on Audible right now. And, I mean, it is doing great. And the beauty of it is, it's still telling that story, not just the Tamika Houston, but talking about the epidemic of black and missing women in this country. You know, so, yes, go check out finding Tamika. Yo, and something 85, you know, last weekend was the, like, the anniversary of the bombing?

Well, it's May 13, yeah, May 13. Yeah, so that's, when I went down to Philly, I went. down for a panel discussion about the anniversary. Oh, that's, okay, okay, okay. But y'all were nominated. Y'all didn't win them. I think so, yeah.

Hold on. Did you watch Guardians of the Galaxy right? Of course. Of course. I watched Guardians of the Galaxy. I heard an unbelievable theory about this. Talk to me. First of all, incredible film.

It was good. Heartfelt. So heartfelt. I enjoyed it. James Gunn is an abeyable. Absolutely brilliant creator. I enjoyed it. And his ability to pull at your heartstrings, but in a way that makes you feel happy,

I was talking to Shubb about this. Shub was doing some kind of research about, what was specifically so good about the journey and the story. And one of the things that James Gunn does is he gives characters what they need, not what they want. And that's why when you're crying, if you do, you smile a bit, right? It's like that beautiful scene with the dog.

You know, the dog just wants to be told good dog the whole time. And then that finally he gets, he takes, he takes the rocks and saves his thing. And then he goes, he's a good dog. And then boom. And you're just like, you want to like cheer. There's like moments where he can induce the reaction of like wooing. So should have hit me with this theory. And he goes, you're familiar with James Gunn's history with Marvel?

Yes. Do you know about his firing? He got fired for some, those are some me too shit, right? No. Not me too, but it was a round. It was tweets like joking about like pedophilia. But it was clearly sarcasm and jokes, whatever. But this was the time where everybody was going back in the tweets and like canceling people.

Before you could blame it on Chad GPT. Pardon? Before you could blame it on Chad GPT. Exactly. So he comes in, Marvel gives him the opportunity and creates Guardians, right? And Guardians becomes kind of the cornerstone of how they're going to make Marvel movies. There's a real shift in Marvel movies after Guardians where they do like this more comedic. Comical tone.

Yeah, absolutely. and also has a part and everything kind of like, I don't want to say copies, but that is the new version of how you make a Marvel movie. And then he gets thrown away and canceled. And then they realize that they can't recreate it without him. So they have to go back and do anything in their power to get him to come back to Marvel.

And if you look at the Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3, he is rocking. Marvel is, it's a fuck you to Marvel. So, Rocket Raccoon, Marvel is the evolutionary, the high evolutionary, right? Who creates life, gives the opportunity, gives the opportunity to James Gunn, can't quite get it right. And then all of a sudden the thing that he gave the opportunity, the thing he created, had independent thought, something that Marvel couldn't create and made the thing that Marvel couldn't create. And then he tries to throw him away because he thinks he can recreate it. But they cannot create without that thing that Rocket Raccoon made the independent thought.

So he does everything he possibly can to get him back to create the thing. And ultimately, he goes, fuck you, I don't need you. I'll go somewhere else. And where is that? Do you see? Now, who knows if somebody just put this meeting on top of the movie? But there are some fucking great parallels right here. Fantastic theory.

Isn't that fucking cool? I thought should have cooked that up. I was like, that's incredible. Fantastic theory. And, and, I mean, yeah, starts his whole new team at the end. You know what I mean? Where he's the leader. Yeah, no longer a bit player.

Makes perfect sense to me. You're the captain now. Run with that, right is James Gunn doing. He's the captain at D.C. James Gunn has me interested in D.C. I hate D.C. has historically sucked. But he is so good at storytelling. Yeah.

And evoking emotion that, like, I got to give him a shot. The Flash looks fantastic. The trailer's for the Flash looks fantastic. Oh, I thought you were talking about designer flying back from Tokyo. No. No. No. Martha Stewart, an 81-year-old entrepreneur, is the oldest model to have ever grace the cover of the Sports Illustrated.

I saw her the other day. Really? She looks great. She looks absolutely good. How do you feel about her gracing the cover of Sports Illustrated? A woman got mad at me the other day because she said, you're supposed to be about woman's empowerment and you're shaming her. I didn't shame her not at one time.

I just got to ask a simple question. Which was? The question was, am I interested in Martha Stewart on the front of Sports Illustrated? And my answer is no. Because I've never been interested in Martha Stewart. I've never been interested in Martha Stewart. Like, I started caring about Martha Stewart when she got paired with Snoop.

You know what I mean? Like, I didn't, I'm not, I'm not interested in Martha Stewart. When the last time you picked up a sports illustrator? I mean, that's what I'm saying. Like, none of this, like, these aren't my things. Never, yeah. But she does look good for 81. Zoom in on the feet.

I got to see those 81-year-old feet right there. I'm steppers. Nah, that's when you know she won't. Hold on, hold on. Let me go, go in, go in. Let me get closer. She does, she does look good. But the reality of the situation is there's a core audience of Sports Illustrated people

who probably don't want this. I mean, there's a lot of shit Sports Illustrated puts out what you don't want. Like, I don't need the athlete issue. Like, I don't need to see what a girl who does shop put for a living looks like in a bikini. You know what I mean? Like, it's not for me. But I think what they're just trying to do is get attention right now. because we got so much titties and ass on the internet

that you can't just do tities and ass in the magazine. Yeah, you got to be some season. You got to have season and ass. Age TNA. Some fine. I mean, she looked great for 81, bro. Your wife looked like that at 81. You're good.

Yeah. Your wife looks like that at 81. You're probably dead. You probably clocked out at 74, 75. But you had a good run. You had a good run. You had a good run. You got a good run, man.

Go out there and show that thing, baby. If you can still get somebody to spike it at 81, Do you, boo? Do you, boo? Yes, Luther Martin Stewart, man. Oh, Ron DeSantis. Let's talk about Ron, Ron. Who's that?

Florida Governor Ron DeSan. I don't know. I don't think he's running for president, he's the governor of Florida right now. Oh, he's the governor of Florida right now. Oh, he's the governor of Florida? Yeah, he's officially signed a bill into law that will prevent the university and colleges within the states from spending money on diversity, equity,

and inclusion programs. The bill will also limit how race can be discussed within the classroom. Ron is interesting Because Ron does a lot of things That clearly He's this is white supremacy right Is it? Like it's not obvious

It's pretty obvious How Ron feels Don't you think I don't get it Tell me Explain this man He signed a bill into law That's preventing university

And colleges Within the state From spending money On diversity Equity and Inclusion programs This limit The bill will also limit How race

Can be discuss within the class So this is what a reaction to Critical Race Theory? Oh no, he already did that one That was a whole other bill that he signed in the play for the Critical Race Theory. That was something else. Totally. Yeah. Oh yeah, because he signed

the other thing with the migrants because I saw a lot of them aren't showing up to the construction sites or something like that because of something he passed. Because he basically was like we're going to ship you guys up north. Like he is like if you're undocumented. If you're undocumented.

Which is weird. Yeah, we were talking about this on Flagrin, too, I think, where it's like... What a cost worried? Not a gosh. They're coming for them. No, no, it was like, they don't really got illegal immigrants like that in Florida. Like, the legal immigrants are coming into Texas. They're coming into Arizona.

They're coming into California. But, like, they're coming into that border over by Mexico. It's hard for legal immigrants to just land in Florida. And the ones that do land, like, if they come from Cuba, they're legal. You get the foot on dry land. you're legal in America. That's the rule. So I think he's doing a lot of like political posturing. And I think he's miscalculating what is most important to Americans.

Like the poor guy is floundering. Like Trump just decided to come on the scene. And he sucked all the air out the room. And DeSantis really doesn't know what to do. So he's trying to like policy himself into the office. I think it's what you know? No. Nobody cares about Disney.

Nobody cares about this critical race. But those are all Florida issues. but the thing that Ron does that is smart, he does these things that become national issues and it makes people in other places who may be with Trump be like, oh, he's on the same shit our guy's on. Our own, not even the same shit the GOP is on.

And so he's doing it from Florida, but it gets so much attention on a national level. If there's people that say they would rather Ron than Trump, and there's matchups that show Ron can beat Biden. I think Ron would be Biden. I don't think Trump would be Biden. You don't think Trump beats Biden. See, that's what people are afraid of.

People think Ron, bring the mic in, Chris. People think Ron could beat Biden, but they don't think Trump can beat Biden. Ron might beat a better eye. I just don't think Ron can even lick Trump's nutsack. But you get Trump out of here. You got to put him in prison. The only way he doesn't run is if he's in prison.

That doesn't make him, I mean, I guess physically. Physically he can't. But if he is physically capable of running, he will run and then Ron doesn't have a chance. He doesn't have the personality. When the guy speaks, it's weird. She's not even in the conversation, dude. Trump is going to eat these fucking cornballs alive.

The problem with the Republicans that are running is they're all corny. Like, say what you want about Ron, but when you see him talking, he's kind of corny. And then Nikki Haley, I don't even know where the fuck she is. I don't even know what she looks like. South Carolina, former South Carolina government. Yeah, so it's like you need somebody. Like, the thing with George Bush Jr., say what you want about him is dude wasn't corny. He was not corny.

Like, No, George Bush Jr. It was corny. Not, you're captainman. He was corny. He had no charisma,

no nothing. What do we talk? You want to know something? You want to know something honestly? Yeah. George Bush Jr. probably beats Obama. Nah.

No. You're out of your mind. He probably beats Obama. Nah. First of all, George Bush Jr. Didn't beat Gore. Yeah.

It's like, what are we talking about? Like, you're bugging. What do you mean? Wait, man, are you saying that elections can be fake? Absolutely. Yeah.

100%. So is Trump. But the people say that about Trump too. Just saying. But they all throw that around. There's ballots out there. They said Trump stole the election in 2016. Of course. This is what it is.

So I didn't know they said that. I thought that was an easy victory for having to 2016. I don't think they said that he didn't win the popular vote. Yeah, they said the Russians, that's what they, that's the whole Russian went. You guys watched Succession last Sunday. No, but I heard it's great and everybody likes that stupid show. I need my daddy's approval

I'm rich and white And I need my daddy's approval I know I could go fuck off To my mansion somewhere in the world And be totally okay But daddy won't like me Dad da da da da da da da But you love HBO show

For that show Stinks Really I tried to get into that show And that show is like These are the most boring white people I understand like white people I understand like white people

Didn't grow up with these people They're like fascinated by They're like rich legacy money What's it like But like I knew people kind of like this growing up And they're just the most boring fucking people And the idea that like everyone on that show Could just move somewhere and live rich with no problems

And they choose to be involved in this Makes me incapable of caring about the show There are no real stakes. Say again? That is the Achilles heel The Achilles heel The Achilles fucking ACL The Achilles Labrum

Every party of a fucking body that can tear That's what it is And I cannot get into the show. I'm sorry, I've tried. Daddy, but Dada. Oh, I'm sorry. It was not there. Dada.

Dada don't like me. Dada won't give me company. Dada. Well, it's not the Kardashians is what you're saying. Bro. The dad's dead in the Kardashians. Hold on now. You mean like dead named or like?

No, he's, there is no dad. Oh, Robert. Yeah, I thought you talked about Caitlin. I thought you talked about it. I thought he was a fucking. Nobody gives a fucking. I'm talking about Cruz. Nobody cares about CateLith approval.

But now, Chris, Chris, that might be it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chris might got it like that. So Ciccession needs somebody just telling it a dog. It's a good dog. And now you're on board with it. Well, that's what pulls. Are you shitting on Guardians of the Galaxy?

No, I'm just saying, like, Secession is a good show, and he just hates something that everyone else loves. That's Andrew Shope. Am I the biggest dick rider of HBO? Yes, you are. Name a bigger. I'm not a dick rider. You celebrate shows on HBO.

Name a bigger. I call him a, a dick writer of HBO. Okay. Did I just celebrate one of the most popular movies ever, Gardens of the Galaxy? Yes, you did.

Okay. So you can't say that I'm just hating on the popular. You love The Last of Us. I love Last of Us. I love everything popular. I'm Mr. Top 40. If it's popular,

I love it. Maverick, Topka Maverick. I love it. I don't want to hear everybody's like artsy takeabouts. It's why I love popular stuff. I love artsy shit. I love.

I watched one episode at that fucking hotel show on HBO and I'm like, oh my god this is fucking incredible I get the hype. Succession sucks and if you like it, you suck. So are you calling

it suck session? That's how they should spell it. S-U-C-K session. You just don't understand stakes if you like the show. You're literally looking at rich white people that can leave their problems and choose to stay in it and going, I hope it works

out. That's gay. That's not the show. gay. Yo, sitting every Sunday going, I hope rich white people stay rich is the biggest loser shit I've ever seen. If you're, dude, you are a loser. You don't even know the show.

I don't know, dude. I don't want to hear no shit about white supremacy. I don't want to hear no shit about the white patriarchy. If you are not white and you're watching every Sunday like, I hope it works out for the rich white people that control the media. My wife likes it. The only reason I know about it is because they're satirizing those people.

Boom! Boo! This show stinks! This show... You don't watch it? This is it. Daddy, can you put their balls on my face, Daddy? No, but daddy, I want balls on my face, Daddy.

Is incest? It would be more interesting if it was insincent. It would be better if all of them just did the thing they want to do and suck the old guy's dick. Say what? Yeah, it's a series, yeah. Taylor says it's a series. It sucks, dude. It is so bad.

It's so bad. But they made it just like the election in 2016. He's like rumor murder. All right. Just get a couple of, his wife was not watching his bed. It'll be like, like. I try to force myself to like it.

Couldn't like it. Damn. Bro, watch Gardens in the Galaxy. Save your time. Lots of dog do what its owner wants him to do and just feel all the joy from that moment. That is beautiful. Fruits the cosmic.

Oh, this just, came in. Uh-oh. The Santa signs more bills today. Oh, God. The Santa signs bill aimed at transgender care pronouns and drag shows. Wait, what does he say? What does it say?

That's what the bill is. It's the Santa signs bill aimed at transgender care pronouns and drag shows. LGBTQ advocates dubbed the measures the slate of hate and an all-out attack on freedom. He signed a series of bills on Wednesday taking aim at transgender treatment for minors, pronouns, and school, bathroom use, and keeping children out of drag schools. Let me ask you a question. we're not doing the pro non-non Olympics in Florida. All right.

He's the stuff that gets you to stop. He's cooking right now. It's just something that gets you attention on a national level. Yeah. No, okay, so here's the thing about the drag queen's teaching in the schools or reading and reading to the kids or whatever like that. Here's the thing about that. Everybody goes like, if you reject this, then you hate LGBQs, you hate transgender, you

hate whatever, right? You've heard that before? Yeah. Okay. Have you ever seen a drag show? No. Have you ever seen a drag show? Yeah.

Have you ever seen a drag show? I've taken my kids to drag shows. You have taken your kids to drag shows. Okay. Why? You're a fucking weirdo. Like, seriously, why? You should be put in prison, you fucking weirdos.

Like, Chris, why? Listen, no, no, no. Hold on a second. Let me tell you something. Drag shows are some of the funniest. Okay? Raunchiest. If anything like RuPaul Drag Race?

Yes. Yeah. watch football. Yes. Hilarious. Talented. I'm talking about dancing. And a lot of the singing is not actual singing.

It's a lot of it's like, what is it called? Lipsinking, whatever, but they choreograph to it. And they have like, they're hilarious. They have like actual stand-up jokes. They like build in fucking bits. Like, some of these dudes could do stand-up. But after seeing a drag show, no part of you should go, I need my kids to watch this shit.

No part of it. So as adult humor is what you're saying. It's the most adult. the most adults. Well, I've seen it at the restaurant. You know, they used to have that restaurant where it's like it would be drag people performing while they're serving.

They do it a lot, but you're talking about the one that's on First Avenue between House and First and First and Second. It's now closed, but it used to be. That you could bring kids too. So you used to go for the entertainment person. It was wild sexual, bro. The whole thing is sexual.

It's part of the shtick. Maybe you're hilarious. Chicago is a Broadway playing. If you see me do stand up, you shouldn't be like, I need my kids to watch it. I agree with that. Right?

And if anybody saw my stand-up and was like, we need Shultz to read the six-year-olds, I would understand if parents would be like, that motherfucker, that crazy motherfucker that's making those wild-ass jokes? I don't want my kids seeing these wild-ass jokes. So what you're saying is it's not the drag. It's the content of the-

Exactly. It's not dressing up. People have dressed up their entire lives in front of children. You see it every single time in Times Square. They dress up as mini-mouse. It's not a fucking mouse They can talk.

Like, there's fine to do dress up, it doesn't matter. But the content of a drag show is specifically raunchy and sexual. And seeing that and then going, wait a minute, my kids are going to get that. You have every right to reject it and be like, what the fuck is going on? My only put back on that is that the drag queens aren't doing the drag show. Exactly. That's such a dream story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I understand that. But my point is, if you're a parent that doesn't know that and only is familiar with drag shows, and all you see is drag shows. And all you see is drag show for kids in the headlines. You're going to go, you're not a bigot for going, wait, why the fuck would we pick the hilarious, funny, raunchy people to read to the kids? It's not even that shit, man. You really think that's the problem.

That's a problem for me. You don't think it's the fact of seeing a grown-ass man dressing women clothes that might confuse their child and the people who are a bit more close-minded to that type of thing. That's not the issue. That's also the issue. What I'm saying is the rational person that doesn't see that, A rational person like me, right, who has gone to drag shows, thinks they're fucking hilarious. My wife watches RuPaul's Drag Race all the time.

Drag culture, awesome, great, perfect, hilarious, entertaining. In no way am I seeing that and going, they need to read stories to kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In no way. And I think that me saying that and having that reaction, a lot of parents having their reaction does not make us bigoted. It goes, I don't understand why you're taking the hilarious, raunchy thing and make them read to kids. Just like I don't understand why anybody would ask. me to read to kids. If I'm also the hilarious, raunchy guy who says the really offensive

things and some parents are like, bro, I don't need you making blackface jokes to children. Like, what the fuck is going to confuse them? And I go, well, it's my humor. It's fun. It's like, no, no, no, they're six. They don't need to hear your crazy offensive humor. I wouldn't call them not progressive. I wouldn't call them too conservative. I'd be like, I get. Chris, thoughts? Well, why did I take my kids? I'll start there. I live across. I won't ask me that. I won't know. Okay, go ahead.

I won't say which one. I live across the street from a major cultural institution in New York City, which puts on all sorts of cultural free shows. And I try to take my kids when they were younger to everything that was available because that's why I'm paying the rent I pay in New York City to have access to that stuff. So it's free. It's free, right? Insert joke?

No. Okay, okay. I thought you're going somewhere with that. Not at all. Jew! What? Sorry. Sorry.

Whoa, that's right. That just jumped out of me. I'm sorry. Chris is you, though. Wait, yep, he is. I throw that out this. Anyway. And I have been to the show.

Whoa, that was crazy. I didn't even know I said. I blacked out right now. I just blacked out. And that came out of me. Okay, go on. And look, so I take my kids two times. There were drag shows across the street from my house.

Two times my kids went. They were not. I've been to the shows. I forget the restaurant's name in the Lower East Side. I know the one you're talking about. Those are raunchy, those are sexual. These were not that. It was people singing, essentially. Both times my kids found it incredibly boring and we left after 10, 15 minutes. It was what it was. It didn't, I don't think, change their lives one way or the other. There wasn't anything that I thought, there's a little sexual innuendo, sure. But if your kids growing up in New York City, they see way worse than that on the street every day. There's nothing to get uptight about. I can't speak to whatever these books are. People are allegedly reading across the country. this is much ado about nothing. There was nothing going on that.

You know what it feels like? It feels like, and I saw the good sister Erica, Erica LaShea, I'm, I'm, I'm messing up her last name. I saw her talk about the other day how, you know, we get stuck in this world of stupid podcast questions. And we can actually insert Erica if we want to, but yeah, Erica LaShea Lechay or LaShaise. I'm sorry, Erica, if I messed your last name up. But she talked about how we get called.

up in these stupid podcast questions and she was specifically referencing if you're, if you came home at 3 a.m. Would you wake, would your wife wake up to cook you a meal or something? And I'm like, that is a stupid podcast question. Because why the fuck?

Number one, why would you eat in at 3 in the morning? Yeah. Number one. And number two, why would you want your wife to wake up to cook at 3 in 1? That's just a stupid podcast question. This is why I want us to be released from the clutches of stupid podcast

questions. As a community, we discuss all sorts of situations and hypotheticals that will likely never occur because it's entertaining. We really have to think about the ramifications of a lot of these dumb conversations because all the men in the comments were saying that, see, this is what's wrong with modern women because they won't serve a man, but it's like, who's going to ask somebody to do something like that in the first place? I'll be happy when thinking critically comes back in style, because there's no trophy and feeling accomplished by being able to debate nonsense more intelligently than somebody else. But this conversation feels like a stupid podcast question because I could be wrong.

Where did this even come from? I've never known when the drag queen start reading the kids. I never even knew about this. I think that's the reaction most people have to it. I'm not saying it can't be hilarious. I'm not saying it can't be awesome. And I'm not saying the kids won't love it. What I'm saying is a knee-jerk reaction for someone who has been to drag shows and likes

drag shows and frequents them. there's going to be some confusion because they're going, hold on, it's not that show for the kid. I don't want my kid to see that just yet. One day, when they're older, I'll take them because it's fucking hilarious. But right now, and then they go, well, no, they're actually just going to read to them. And then you go, okay, why? When and where did this happen?

Happened in like 40 schools in New York. Why, though? That's my point. Like, why? As a parent of two children. Because George Soros is trying to turn all our kids into LGBT kids. Sure, sure, sure. If you are a parent, if you are worried.

Why are you wanting to be restaurants? Right. You already said, it's the LGBTBBQ. LGBBBQs. LG Dallas BBQs. If you're a parent and you're worried about your kids being exposed to what you consider inappropriate sexual content, you do not have to be worried about drag shows. You know what you have to be worried about? It's called the internet.

That's where your kids are going all day, every day, soaking up stuff that's a thousand times more explicit than any drag show book reading. I mean, it's like, come on. And they get dragged. Depending on what they wear to school. Nobody's saying that. Depending on what they say. They're getting dragged on that internet. Yeah, they are.

Wait, what are you doing right now? What do you mean? I feel like you're doing something. No, I'm not. Yeah, you are. You're doing a little thing. So you're doing a little thing right now. Yeah, you are.

You're being naughty. You're doing something. What are you doing over there? Hey, hey. Tell me, what are you doing over there? Yeah, I don't think anybody's questioning what you're saying, Chris. And I think most people would agree, as long as the content is, totally normal for those kids.

It doesn't matter if they're in a dress or not in a dress. Who gives a fuck? I don't care. I think it is normal to be familiar with the type of content and then seeing them in schools and question, well, what are they going to do there? Just it could be normal to see my content and then question why I'm talking to them.

I think anybody would question if they saw a bunch of drag queens walk into a school. And that's okay to question something, but then you find out what it is. If I pull up to my kid's school, I think a bunch of drag queens are going on. Why don't have old drag queens? But then you see these weird videos where like the drag queens are saying things that are sexual.

Maybe it's not at a school. Maybe it's at a performance. And then you have the weird videos where like a kid is putting a dollar in the drag queen's like shirt. And there's a, now listen, I'm sure that this is the vast minority, minority of these situations. But you see it and all of a sudden that colors how you look at all the other ones and then parents get concerned. Right. So I listen, I'm trying to have some empathy for parents who I imagine Chris, you can speak to this charlemian. can speak to this where it's probably very vulnerable to have your children go to an institution,

and you just have to trust that institution that is going to teach them all the things that you want them to know. And then if they learn some shit, you don't want them to know, you got to correct it at home. It's vulnerable, bro. Shultz is not wrong. And the problem I have with the country that we live in today, we all share so much space with each other. And it's almost like if you have one side that agrees with something, you demonize the other

side for not agreeing. I have no, if somebody said to me there's drag queens reading to my kids, the first thing I would want to know is why? That's what I'm saying. Why drag queens? It's okay to ask why? By the way, I would say, hey, man, they got a bunch of blood reading to the kids. It's a school.

Why? Why? I don't know why. Why are so many black people in the school? Shut. Shut. Wait, what? I really want to know why.

That's the reasonable response, but a lot of parents are just, like your first initial thought was like you hear of drag queens and then immediately just like, no, I'm against that. Because I have no problem if a parent feels that way. Yeah, but you're, you don't even know what you're objecting to. You're just like seeing an image or you're told something and then you're just like making this assumption. Because in my mind, I'm like drag queens. And I've seen like, you know, I've seen RuPaul Drag Race and I've seen the Broadway play Chicago. I've seen what I think drag queens do.

I didn't know that they, you know, did all of that. What you said, the content, like the jokes and all of that. That's great. It's great. If I saw, if I knew that, I would want to know a little why. Somebody said to me, Andrew Dice players reading the kids in the school. I'd be like, why? Exactly.

Exactly. Exactly. Why? You'd be like, why? And if the first question is why, instead of fuck that, shut it down, I think that we get to a better place. But the reality is you're going to have parents that have an irrational fear of things happening to their children because that's what happens when you love something more than anything in the world. You go, I want to protect it. And your knee jerk is going to be.

take a stance to protect it without even realize maybe there's nothing to protect it from. But if those parents asked why and they were explained what we all know about these situations, I'm sure they probably go, all right, this isn't that crazy

as long as it's nothing sexual and they're literally just reading and they're not trying to push any kind of agendas. It's just like a funny, goofy, cartoony thing for them to watch read. Like, I don't think anybody would have a problem if they came dressed up as Ariel from the Little Mermaid,

regardless of it was a girl or boy. Yeah. Right? I think they'd probably be okay with that. By the way, I still, Chris, even with you, I still haven't, you still haven't told me the why. I told you the why. Free, free, bro. No, no, no, no.

I'm saying, why are drag queens coming to speak to kids at school? Not you're taking your kids to the show. I'm talking about why are drag queens coming to school. I don't know why drag queens are coming to schools. I got to be on, what do the kids say, cap? I think this is a lot of cap. And I think there's been one or two situations across the country, man. I haven't like 40 schools in New York alone.

Really? Well, I'll put it like this. I understand why it's happening. now because this has become such a hot topic that maybe they want to just demystify what drag queens are, who they are. I mean, I can't understand it now, but where this is... Drag queens aren't mystified. That's never been the situation. It's, there's obviously some curiosity about LGBBQs, but not about drag queens. Some of this shit got to stop you. My daughter was telling me some shit the other day about a parent who came to the school complaining about

the Little Mermaid and the... What about her? It was some shit about the Little Mermaid only depicts images of beautiful girls and Ursula is fat shaming Ursula I'm like what the fuck is happening like exactly what she's explaining it to me and I'm like huh? They've armed the children with

sensitivity. So this was a parent coming to complain and a parent was like complaining about her? Tell your kid eat less snacks. He's got a fat fucking kid. Was a parent fat? I have no idea. Had to be. I'm listening to what my Parent is fat, kid is fat, and she's like, why does my daughter want to be Ursula? The crazy thing is, the crazy thing, the kids were laughing at the adult trying to figure out what the fuck is she talking about.

Yeah. These are the kids. Yep. So we think that we're these woke adults and we're coming to help the kids out, they look at it. It's like, what are y'all talking about, bro? Yeah. It's just a little goddamn, right? Tell her get a job, yo.

Tell her to get a fucking job. Let's do some ass and idiots, Taylor. No, there's a lot of hope for the younger generation, though. Because they're growing up with all this shit. And they're like, we've done. Yeah. They're not offended by shit. They think that the generation above them is all pussy and cry about everything.

And shit ain't making no sense. And there is no way Gabrielle Union is splitting the bill with Dwayne Wade. I don't think she meant it like that the more I thought that first when I'm first heard. Women think when they split a bill once that they pay for like half the shit. Like they have bill dysmorphia where it's like, you know, Like, do you know what, you know what? You know how like sometimes women think that they're fatter than they are? Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? And it's body dysmorphia. They also have paid for shit dysmorphia where like if a woman pays for things like one out of

150 times, she's like, oh, I paid for half of it. Yeah. I don't even think she meant it like that. I thought, I don't think she was saying splitting like the mortgage bill. I feel like she was saying like, if he got the mortgage bill. You think Wayne Wade has a mortgage? Yeah. Oh, okay. Sorry. You do? That's how rich people. depends how much the house is. Yeah, they let the government, they let the banks pay for that shit. I'm just saying like with say she gets the daycare schooling

Yeah, she paid for her little bullshit and then Dwayway Paying. I didn't the more I think about it, I think she simply was saying we live in a house with things of 50-50. Like do you and your wife look at your money as your money and her money is her money? Or do y'all have a, it's y'all because y'all are family? We look at my money

is our money and her money is her money. And that's what every relationship is. and we like it that way also. Yeah, I don't, in our house, our money is our money. Yeah, but you're not going, I'm going to need 50% of your, of your shit. No, but that's what I mean. It's like CEOs, like the CEOs.

Her money is for both CEOs of this company that we call our family. You know what I mean? My wife has an incredible job. She works for the fucking greatest tech company in history. She makes great money. I say that's your money. I say it's our money, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I want her to have money so she is the freedom to do whatever she wants and doesn't feel like she got to ask me for shit. And your family is a 50-50 thing. Yeah, I don't have a pre-up, man. This is our money. But that's what I mean. Like, but even when you come to making decisions and things like that, like y'all talk about it as a family, right?

Yeah. That's what I took what Gabrielle was saying about the way. Like we're 50-50 in our relationship. You know what I mean? That's what I took it as. At first I was like, oh, she's talking about bills. And then the more I listened to it, I'm like, I don't think she's just talking about bills. And then she kind of reposted, she posted something when she was like, I love what he matches my energy 50, 50.

I like that. Yeah. And I also don't think 50-50 means you're splitting everything. I think that like 50-50 is the aggregate, you know? So it's like, okay, maybe I pay for more shit. But maybe she's doing more shit for our home. Yeah. She's doing more shit for our life.

maybe like all these things should come together to be around 50-50 and I think once you feel like you're putting up half and that other person putting up half then you have there's no resentment there's no like ill will towards anybody nobody feels like they're taking advantage of yeah yeah like the easy way to do that with friends is just we split the bill that's easy

but when you have a relationship there's other responsibilities and maybe both of their income goes into joint account Sure. Her little bullshit goes into his account, sure, but that's not to say that it's like she's contributing. Gabriot does very well for herself. She's not Duane Wade, but who is? That's what I'm saying. Compared to him, her little trinkets are going to be part of it, but it's not like, she could put a couple coins in there, but it's not going to be actually like real money. Gabrielle could be on her own and still be rich. Yes. Yeah. She has been for a long, long time. Garriel was making money before Duane Wade, actually. No. Yes, he was.

Yeah. She was. Gabrielle been in Hollywood for so long? Absolutely. All right, let's do some asking idiots and get the fuck up out of here. How old is she? She's older than him? Yeah, Gabrielle, you're like... I think she's 50. She was acting really old.

She's 50 years. She is absolutely beautiful. Yeah. I mean, no disrespect, obviously, to Dwayne. But that is a stunningly beautiful woman. She's 50. Yeah, she's 50. She's 50.

Yeah. I mean... He's 50. I'm like blown away right. Man, she's 50, man. And all black people That's the thing that's annoying Like

Not all black people age that well She is like You know what they say Black is like I'm I'm certain about this Black don't crack But black gets fat Black blows up

And see that's what happens Over time You know what I'm saying So you can still look good But you You balloon I'm sure What?

I'm just saying That's the truth Black don't crack What do they say about Black don't crack. Same thing. Puerto Rican. Same thing.

That's Fred. Same thing. What about white? What happens to white? Crack. It's crack. It's just fucking crack. Orseling.

What do you mean? What are you talking about? Now, but a nice, fine white, like a white that does age well. Just do it. A Monica Balucci. I don't know who that is. I was at who? Y'all need no more whites, bro.

I don't really need to know more whites, right? Expand your world. Monica Balucci. I have no idea. You never seen The Matrix? No. I mean, I've seen the Matrix, but I don't know. Which one?

The girl that is married to the Marevigian. Oh, she's a nice one. But she's French, though. I don't count. I think Italian. Or maybe she's French, but one of those. That don't count. We got, no, no, no, we need to include them.

We need to include them. Yes, just because they didn't get lucky enough to get over here. Doesn't mean that we can't include them as part of our race. We need those hits. Those are big hits. She's nice, though. She's beautiful. Stunning.

Gabrielle Union is 50 years old. 50 years old. Wow, she is beautiful. Ask an idiot, life was day. If y'all met in high school, would y'all be friends? Yes. Yeah.

Absolutely. But we would be kicked out of high school here. Oh, my God. They would do that shit where, like, they keep us in separate classes. Oh, my God. They did that with me and Jamil. Camille and I, in high school,

we went to high school, was only 100 kids per grade, right? And they never put Jamil and I had not one single class. That's right. Don't put them next to each other. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because for me, life has always been about the funny.

And if you read my first book, Black Privilege, all I talked about was in high school, all we was after was what we called a good laugh. Yeah. And we would literally say that, good laugh, good laugh. Yeah. Everybody was about finding the good laugh. If you were on crack, if you were evicted, if you got fat, you were going to get it. We would laugh at your parents.

Everybody would, it was the best time. It was the most best time. You come to school with a terrible haircut. It did not matter. And we were in our school growing up, the Berkeley Independent, they would put like if you got evicted, it would put like if you got arrested. You would know, it's a small time,

so everybody knows everything about everyone. Oh, no. So there was nothing off limits. Oh, no. Nothing was off limits. So, yes, me and shows would have absolutely been friends in high school, because it was just all about who was willing to fucking take their balls and throw them up against the goddamn chalkboard,

literally and figuratively sometimes. What were you willing to do to make sure we got a good laugh? Okay? That's all it was about. That's literally all it was about, yo. Antsauce 89 says, have you ever seen someone with a gap in their teeth? There was a teacher. What?

Tell me, tell me. Tell me. Tell me. There was a teacher that was big, right? This teacher, she would be like, she would teach math. And she was big. I'm sure for this teacher. We were fucking around.

She turned around quick and her like heel got caught or something like that and she started falling and she fell And one of my boys just went one of my boys just went Timber You tell you something. Fat Falls Oh they are they all the bad I remember walking the class one day man This girl had a Phoenix son's daughter jacket Yeah yeah and we're watching it was like everything that started going in slow motion She's on the top step.

And I don't know how all of us lopped in on her at one time. But she tripped on that step. Oh, no. And she's falling, but it's like in slow motion. My cousin, as he's talking, he goes, and it was like commentary. Like somebody's shooting a shot. He goes, I think the sun is setting. And she just hits the ground.

Good laugh. That's a good laugh. That's a good laugh. I mean when I say hysteria, hysteria. It was terrible. Terrible terrible, terrible humorous. I'm underscore the ish. This is a crazy question.

What's Charlotte's favorite white boy thing? What's Andrew's favorite N-word thing? Why couldn't you just say black? Yeah, I think you need to say black for me to answer this. I don't think I could answer this. We're going to answer what my favorite black thing is you answer your favorite white boy thing. Go. What's my favorite white boy thing?

thing. That's a good question. What is my favorite white boy thing? I think the, I think the, uh, the fearlessness of white humor. I like a lot. I think that's my favorite white boy thing. The fearlessness of white humor.

The fearlessness of white humor. Okay. My favorite black thing was, uh, the fearlessness of black men around white dudes dating a black woman. Shut up.

No, that's the best. That's my favorite thing. This is my favorite thing. Oh, you can't handle all that. She is right here, bro. You know what I mean? Oh, you can't handle all that. Come back home when you ready.

Dr. Uma, I'm sitting around fuming right now. Oh, this is a good. We can end on this one. Matt Salazar. See, this is what I mean. When I say the fearlessness of white humor. Show. Yes.

Fuck, Mary, kill. Oh, God. A-Kass! Joe Rogan Arlenar, Charlotte. I got to marry I got to marry Charlene

because that's my longest relationship. Okay, okay. I'm happy about that. You know what I mean? I mean, that's my longest relationship, man. I've been with this man for 10 years. I'm talking about, like, doing a piece of content. So you're marrying me.

But you have to fuck our kids. kill Akasha Roeb. Okay, I got it. Ready? Okay. Okay. I marry you. Okay. I got to fuck Akash because he's only had sex with one woman. So this would be the second person he's had sex with. So that will be like, I'm a busted cheek and he's going to love it. I'm going to show him all the things he'd been missing out on.

It'll be something I can really do for him. That's right. And then Rogan, I think as long as I kill him with a bow, like if I hunt him, like if I take him out into the forest. He'll respect the sport of it. Yeah, like, if I hunt it and I hit him from like, at least like 100 meters, I think it will hit him and he'll look and he'll be like, what the fuck. And they'll be like, Shultz, what a shot. Like, I like that. Make sure you use all the meat, use all the parts of the body.

Like, I think he would really, it would be like an honor. It'd be like respect. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think that's good. I think that would be good. You're a real friend, Joe. Because the cops would have to go. I wrote his podcast.

Too phenomenal to get rid of Rogge, bro. I mean, you are right. Love Ocasse, though. From a strictly content perspective? No, we can't lose Roeghan. We can't lose Roeghan. We can't lose Charlotte. We can't lose Charlotte.

Sorry, we can't lose. No, we can't lose our podcast. I do the podcast with our gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. Damn, Macaush. That's to be when Rogan is ready to go. And I go, you know what?

You get to be the elk today. He comes to me. And he goes, Brogan goes, listen, he's like 95 years old. And he goes, he goes, listen, I'm ready to go, but I want to go in a special way. I want to be the elk. And I go, you sure? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I go, yeah, yeah.

And I go, he's at a watering hole. He's just drinking out of the water. That's it. I think if you presented this to Akos, he's a bow hunter. He's a bow hunter. I think if you presented this to Akash, he sacrificed himself. No, I do. I think Akosk paid about content that much that he would say, you know what?

Let me go. Let me go. I think so. You think? I think so. All right. We love you, Akash. Go up there, man.

We need you up there in heaven, man. You're stuck on that. Yeah. She's so stuck on that. You know, Mark only had sex with one woman, too. Shut the fuck out. I only hang with virgins, yo. What do you tell us say?

I only hang with virgins. And Charlotte's a gay virgin. That's why I hang with him. I don't know what Taylor said just, man. She can't believe Icage only slept with one girl. That's his coach in too, though, right? Yeah. What was Mark?

Say again? Mark is Catholic. Yeah, not all of us are going to hell like you. No, Mark's definitely going to heaven because that motherfucker could have been out here fucking everything with that. Really? That's the, that's like, Mark not fucking nobody? Mark could have been out here fucking area of you.

I got somebody. I didn't know his choice. I ain't way, right. You know, y'all is. But Mark, don't you know. No, yeah. No, yeah. I just say that's what you were saying.

Nah, bro. Nah, bro. Like, what? Yeah, Mark, imagine. Black, who cares so much about good hair, they're like, now he could be gone. Sorry, yeah. I'm telling you, bro.

Listen, imagine all of us. He has a nice needs. Imagine 60 years from now, all of us pass away. And Mark, why are you here with us? You didn't make it to heaven? You know what I'm saying? With that face and you only have sex with one woman? Yeah, he ate meat during length and God is strict.

Imagine that. Imagine that. He's like, I didn't think God really cared about life like that. Oh. Oh, man. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening.