The Brilliant Idiots - As The World CERNS
Episode Date: March 6, 2026This week on The Brilliant Idiots, the guys go completely off the rails—in the best way possible. Charlamagne and Andrew dive headfirst into wild internet conspiracy theories, including a hilarious ...breakdown of the idea that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein might actually be time travelers. From mysterious 1890s books about Barron Trump to random $20 bill conspiracies, the conversation spirals into the kind of chaotic, laugh-out-loud speculation that only The Brilliant Idiots can deliver. Along the way, the crew debates whether conspiracy culture is catching up to reality, argues about dinosaurs vs. whales (yes, really), and somehow ends up ranking the most beautiful women in the world. Later in the episode, the conversation turns to internet drama, including Charlamagne responding to Dame Dash, and on a bizarre interview moment involving Shia LaBeouf, leading to a deep dive into masculinity, religion, and awkward podcast confessions. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - Pre Order 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - Order Link The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -Order Link Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - Order Link Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - Order Link Check out Andrew Schulz - www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - https://blackeffect.com Check Out Alexxmedia - AM Mornings Comedy Show - https://www.canceledcomedyx.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yep, Shalaman de Guy.
Andrew Shoe.
We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week
of brilliant idiotness.
Yes, sir.
Bram, bram, bram, bram, bram.
Has a Kyle Walker.
What's up, my boy?
How are you, man?
Yo, I heard you got some real theories, man.
I heard you're coming in hot.
What you got, bro?
What you got?
I heard you coming in hot, bro.
What, did I'm all in on the Jeffrey Epstein,
Donald Trump or time travelers thing?
Yeah, well, explain this one to me.
I've heard a bunch of theories, bro.
I'm gonna tell you the good one that I heard, man.
Hold on.
Let me look it up.
because I wrote this one.
That's a few about the time travel.
So Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump are both time travelers.
Bro.
That's the idea.
Bro, hold.
I want to read you this if I can find it, bro.
Somebody DMV this.
And I was like, man, I am all in on this.
That's all it takes.
Well, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of all, first of, first of, first of, first of bill.
Who got a $20 bill on them?
I got you.
Pull it out.
I got you.
Not trying to flex.
Who got a $20 bill?
Not trying to flex, yeah.
Whoever got a $20 bill, pull it out, bro.
Okay.
All right, $20 bill.
Boom.
20 dollar bill.
Look at the front of the $20 bill.
Who's on the front of the $10 bill?
Andrew Jackson.
Look a little closer.
Jeffrey Epstein.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
He's fucking Fee on the $20 bill.
Holy.
Look, look, man.
Pay a fucking tink.
Holy shit.
When you're asking yourself, why does this man know everybody?
How is he connected to everybody?
All of the most powerful people in the world.
How could this happen?
Just some finance guy.
Boom.
There you have it.
That's Jeffrey Epstein on a $20 bill.
Now, Donald Trump.
I know.
y'all know about this book. Epstein don't want nothing to do with anything, 20. Damn. I'm just saying
maybe it was a punishment for him. I got another theory about that, but I'm going to keep that one
to myself. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't come through with crazy conspiracy theories and I
share. Have you heard about the book Baron Trump's Marvelous Underground Journey? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You heard about that one. Wait, hold on. Which is, which one is this? Is this the...
The children's family fantasy novel about a wealthy boy named Baron Trump who travels to a hidden world,
beneath the earth service and encountering strange creatures
written by and a character named Don.
Yeah, but written by Donald Barr or William Barr?
No, this is by Ingersoll Lockwood.
Came out in 1893.
Yeah.
It came out in 1893.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on, man.
What's you trying to say?
I'm trying to say that they're time travelers, bro.
So you're wondering why two individuals can be connected at this.
Hold on.
So this whole time, we thought that Baron Trump was making money on Polly Market
because his dad was telling him what he was going to do.
But in reality, he's a time travel.
He knew the whole time.
No, no, no, no.
Don is the time traveler.
Don and Jeffrey are the time traveler.
Did you hear the other story about how it was like somebody in Donald Trump's family
that was connected to, who was the genius name?
You know what I'm talking about.
Tesla.
Nikola Tesla.
Nikola Tesla.
was connected to somebody in Nicola Tesla's family
and had time traveling capabilities
and came to tell Don everything that was going to happen
or some shit like that.
Look all of this stuff up, guys.
I'm not here to explain all of this shit in detail.
I'm just shooting at the hip letting you know
the stories that are out there.
Speaking of shooting, there is a reason why he knew
to turn to that whiteboard in that moment.
If you are traveling through time,
you might be privy to certain events that are going to happen.
I got to turn to my whiteboard.
Now, this is the good one.
You want the good one?
I like that way catching up to the white people conspiracies because...
Yo, I love to see it.
There's a hole, bro.
There's a hole missing.
There's a hole missing.
We leaving the whole.
Q&A left for boy, bro.
Listen, this is the second step to just becoming white.
The first one is gay jokes.
And the second one is deep conspiracy.
Oh, wow.
Why are you out of your mind?
Black Israelites.
What are you talking about?
They're pretending to be Jews.
Some of white people invented
invented conspiracy theories.
Are you serious, bro?
You know why?
Because we really had conspiracies happening to us.
They weren't conspiracies.
They were real.
That's why this is...
Well, nobody believed them.
All of this stuff was conspiracy theories.
But you guys knew it was real.
All of this stuff was conspiracy theories so they weren't.
Yeah, but you guys knew they were really happening.
Yes.
And now all the conspiracy theories are like, see, we told...
The reason why white people didn't believe you is because we believe in conspiracy.
The reason why people didn't believe it is because they were behind them.
Hey, potato potato.
Potato potatoes, sir.
This is a good one.
This will get you going.
Hit me, hit me.
Hit me.
Hit me.
I needed my veins.
This is one of them ones when the comments, the comments was like, I needed my veins right now.
He says, he didn't even ask me what I think about time traveling.
He just knew.
He just knew.
He came in hot.
He said, do you think with them time traveling that if they saw the future and they won,
they would be scrambling every day like this?
If they know our history more than us and know what is coming,
that they would be desperate taking rights, engaging.
engaging ice, DEI, wars, another round of COVID,
poisoning food supplies, spraying the skies,
removing history books, digging up giants, etc.
You think they would be doing all that
if they knew they were victorious?
Their time is the plain and simple.
They cannot escape it.
It is written.
God will not be number two to any man.
God, man.
That's a good one of the first of all.
Fire.
That's a good one of those perfect example.
It's like you are on fire until you say digging up giants.
Like I am 100% on board with whatever you're saying.
Digging up giants brings it into a realm.
that I don't like to plan.
I don't know if I believe in the digging up giants.
Everything's on the table, bro.
Stop it.
Everything's on the table.
After what we've seen the last couple of years.
You're leaving dinosaurs?
Yes.
Everything's on the table.
I've seen a big listen before.
No, but.
Oh.
Yeah, I think we haven't seen.
Yo, Don, what I?
Actually, honestly, dinosaurs are a bit overrated, bro.
When we talk about, like, shit that used to exist, bro.
They're shit now.
That's a lot more fire than dinosaurs.
For example. Wales! Why the fuck don't y'all appreciate whales? I think you just-
Them shit is tonne, weigh tons and float elegantly. They like the Charles Boplinia to sea.
They're the Zion Williams and the fucking ocean. I know. I just, I think you're just a little
more impressed by swimming. I think for us, it's just like, all right, they're in the ocean and
swimming. You ain't never just-wells and ice skating.
Bro. What the hell is going on here? You've never been sitting in Mexico, like sitting in
You just see one of them whales just jump up in the air.
Just go back in the water like it's nothing.
Meanwhile, there's boats and shit around them, but they're not even trying to use their
size.
They're being respectful of the ocean.
They're not bumping into people like, fuck y'all.
Can we just stop?
Tynosaurs, bro?
Yeah, but like, I just don't like you talking about Mexican women like that.
I get this there.
It's just, for me, there are plenty of slid, beautiful, amazing body in Mexican women.
I love Mexican women, yo.
Mexican women are beautiful.
the most.
Outside of our wives?
Yes.
No, I'm, well, no.
But Beckney, no, I think most women are very beautiful.
But if I had, I mean, if I'm ranking it,
outside of our wives?
Yeah.
Nah, this is the mother women I think are more beautiful to you.
I'm just being honest.
Back then women are beautiful.
But no, outside, that's classic.
Who's it?
Who's your number one?
What do you mean?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, got it.
You have to go black.
Got it.
No, it would be black for me.
Like, yeah.
I mean, come on.
No, obviously.
Then it's poppy.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Oh, but you like Caribbean Latinas.
You're not into Mexican-Latinas.
I mean, Mexican women are pretty, but I don't have it.
But if I'm ranking.
I'm ranking.
Who's your number outside of black women?
It's obviously black women.
Oh, easy call.
Go.
Nigerian.
He just said outside of black women.
It's what's interesting is that what's, what's, I'm talking black women.
I'm talking black women.
American women.
Oh, okay.
Hey, the Nigeria women.
When you say black women, that's like black American.
Oh, okay.
You don't consider black people that aren't in America black.
I mean, I consider us all black, but I just thought we were just being, you know, specific.
No.
Oh, okay.
Oh, well.
Correct.
Half the black women, Puerto Ricans.
Let's fucking go.
I never really thought about it past that, bro.
Really?
Yeah.
And what about Asian?
What about Brazilian?
What about Indian?
I don't know what Brazilian looks like.
like, I don't be honest.
I don't know what, I do know some Russian women.
I don't know what they look.
I don't know what all of them look like, though,
but I do know some Russian women.
Right, right.
And I've met a couple of Russian women in my life,
but no, that's a Russian woman.
Yes.
Back to you.
But salute to all the Mexicans, we appreciate your Sponsors.
Taylor's not feeling it today.
Taylor's in a mood, man.
Taylor's in a mood or something.
What's going on?
Oh, you missed that.
Tell me what's happened?
Is this your first period back?
Can you see?
What's wrong, Taylor?
Is that crazy to ask?
What's wrong, Dan.
I'm sorry.
Why is that crazy to that?
What did he say?
What did he say?
Is this your first period back from having a kid?
Nah, no, no.
That's a normal, that's a normal thing.
She's been back.
The baby is nine months.
Bro, if you're breastfeeding, you don't get your period.
But if you're breastfeeding, you don't get your period, right?
Man, Taylor, Ben gave up that breastfeeding.
Damn.
You did, though.
You're allowed to throw shit in him if you want.
You're allowed to pick shit up and toss it out.
How long are you breastfeeding long?
You didn't have breastfeeding long, did you?
Right?
Why?
Why even phrase she told me?
Yeah, but let her say it.
It's not sensitive to me.
Who are?
It's good speed.
That's natural.
I'm not one of those women that was like,
why I'm supposed to say?
I don't care.
What about?
The things you get upset about.
He said it last week, and that was crazy.
Because you come on my son.
We're having a civilized conversation about what about the women about breastfeed.
What about the women that don't breastfeed?
Because they're trying to hold the titty size.
That's a thing?
Amen.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It just seemed like that'll work out.
I give up to people, women that don't want to breastfeed and women that do breastfeed.
Like, I don't, for me, I just, I wanted to try it.
Cool.
Yeah.
You see how you already feel better?
You're not going to be in a bad mood today.
That's not going to happen.
We're going to charm your ass up.
That's what's going to happen.
You're a mom now.
You don't get to be in bad moods.
Shut up.
I'm just telling you.
You're a mom.
I know.
Don't think your mom stops when you leave the house.
You got to be mom over here, too.
Oh, I know.
Her son called her early of the day.
What do you say?
Her son called me this morning.
What are you talking about?
Stop.
What he said?
Her son called me this morning because he knew it was Wednesday.
And he was like, don't have her out all day today.
She needed to be fucking home.
She was like, I know y'all do the pod on Wednesday.
Yeah, don't be stretching that shit out.
He was like, yo, I'm home by myself.
You know what I mean?
So don't have her out all motherfuck to date.
Home by himself is crazy.
What you mean?
Who's watching it?
I don't need anybody to watch them.
A grown-ass man.
You're going to let another person watch a grown-ass man.
Y'all don't like kids to learn responsibility.
Facts.
Okay.
Watch yourself.
Fees yourself.
Nine months?
How's he going to feed?
He's seven months.
How's he going to feed?
Tommy from Rugrats was killing shit.
And Tommy was one years old.
All right.
He wasn't always one.
So your baby's nine months.
He wasn't always one at the start of the show.
No, but he didn't spawn at one.
I'm saying he was seven running shit.
You ain't even letting him get the opportunity.
He should be in your apprenticeship phase right now.
To be the boss!
You want a boss, baby, you're not, Taylor.
That's a fact.
You don't want a little dame, Dassey.
That's your problem.
You want a boss baby.
Speaking of.
You need a boss, baby.
You need a boss, baby.
Yo, what's going on with Dame, man?
What is happening?
What did he do?
What did he do?
Now, what did he do?
What did he do, yo?
What did he do?
What did he do, man?
He's flirting with me again?
Not done.
What did he do?
Wait,
I'm sure
That is a funny-ass font
That shit says
Charlemagne's gay
Press Playtale
This is a good
This is a good theory
I like this
Legerly Charlemagne's gay
And he's a gay man
Percian
What?
He's gay
He's gay
I mean I went
And he's too gay
I mean I went to call him gay to his face
He wasn't bothered
And the thing is
I think what they're doing
Is making people that are gay
Look heterosexual
so I had another heterosexual person might think that that's a heterosexual point of view and do what he's doing.
So my problem is if he's pretending he's something, he's not, and he has other people influenced by what he's doing.
It's not fair.
You should be honest.
You know, it's like a trick.
So like, for example, and again, you know, it's hard to talk about people that I know.
But like, pause.
You know, Puff,
rub a nigger's not on his chest.
Okay, stop.
You know what I'm saying?
You can stop.
Like, me and Puff don't need to be in the same thing.
Like, like, come on, guys.
Like, soon as you start talking, like, come on, like, stop.
Now, what's funny about this is, like,
it seems like Dame doesn't know that being gay is okay.
Like, he keeps calling it to you as if it's a bad thing.
It's wild to me.
But I think he's flirting, bro.
Oh, you think it's.
Like a repress homosexual.
See, here's the thing, man.
I feel this is another great,
I don't even think this is a conspiracy theory.
You can write this one down.
I think that when a man wants to know
if another man is gay,
or is implying another man is gay.
He calls her gay.
It's wishful thinking.
Keep going.
I think it's wishful thinking.
Keep going.
Because he wants me to be gay.
Oh, yeah.
It's like when you see a fine girl, right?
And you're like, man,
I wonder if she got a boyfriend, yo.
Oh, wow.
I think she got a man, yo.
You think she got a man?
You think she got a man.
He's on to yourself.
I think you keep bringing it up.
You keep bringing it up, bringing it up,
because you wishful thinking and you're hoping.
You're hoping somebody verifies,
yo, he is gay.
So then you can try me.
I really think, though.
What do you do to me every week on this podcast?
States the obvious.
Yeah, he's thinking the obvious.
I don't know, man.
I'm stating the obvious.
I think all three all need to work this out.
I know.
He's trying me, you need to go to a pulpit
or something like that.
Maybe your sexuality's down.
So look to Dave, man.
I told him I pay for his therapy, man.
I really would pay.
I will pay for Dame Dash's therapy.
Really?
Yes.
That's a nice gesture?
It seems like you're trolling him a little.
It seems like you're trolling him a little.
I would, I would, I would, though.
But you are, you're being serious about his mental health?
I would absolutely pay for his therapy.
I think that's a kind gesture.
100%.
But I am flattered.
I am flattered that he keeps flirting with me, bro.
He's, he got my dick on his brain.
Don't he?
I don't know.
When he's thinking about it, he's got my tick on his brain.
He wants to know what his dick be.
He got a theory of where his dick goes.
When you got a theory about another man's dick,
when you got a theory about where another man's dick goes,
whoa, crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
What else we got, Taylor?
What else we got Taylor gang, gang, gang?
What do we got?
You're saying that he spends an in-ordid amount of time thinking about what you do with your personal life.
I need people to think about this.
When you're thinking you got another man's dick,
on your brain.
You can't even pause that and you're,
and you got theories about where it goes.
The weight of that.
You mean you smoke a blunt.
You like, I think he's gay.
So that means you're thinking about my dick
and another man's butt.
You gotta constantly pause your thoughts.
So you got gay thoughts.
Gay, you got gay on the brain.
Bare minimum gay is on the brain.
Oh man, a bare minimum my dick is on your brain.
You gotta think about that.
Why is my.
on your brain.
Oh, my God.
That's crazy, crazy.
You know the crazy thing is that you've made us all imagine that while you say.
I have no problem with my being on people's brains.
Let me tell you something about this.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Protect it.
Because I'm like Professor X.
I'll get in here.
It'll be, you'll be like wondering why is he always in here.
Okay.
Why is he always in here?
Why can I not stop thinking about him?
The reason Magneto wears a helmet, guys.
Okay?
That's why Doomsday needs to herb and come out
because y'all forgot your X-Men lore.
Okay?
My dick is right here.
This is so stupid.
My dick is right here.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
What else we got?
What else do we got?
We got Taylor gay.
We're just warming up.
Taylor.
Speaking of gay.
Speaking of gay.
More gay?
We got some more gay.
Yo, give me my, oh, that's my, give me my guy.
My guy!
The fucking goat of all goats.
Yeah, shout out shy of me.
Do you see that voice mail he sent you?
Man, I was looking for them shit the other day, though.
I let you hear that?
Yeah.
Yo, I've been seeing this from Shai.
I know, you told us.
Shai used to send me shit like this all the time.
I told you all the story.
I'm walking out the radio station.
A guy runs by.
Guy comes running back to me full speed.
Yeah.
It's Shai.
And he's talking to me, and he's showing me mad love,
and we exchanged numbers.
And I've been new.
He was a black Israel, like way before the world did.
He used to send me the crazy.
He was the conspiracy theory king.
Oh my God.
I wish I had some of them shit, man.
Deep internet.
Deep internet.
Let's hear it.
But I'll be honest with you.
Big gay people are scary to me.
What do you mean?
When I'm like standing by myself and three gay dudes are next to me touching my leg, I get scared.
I'm sorry.
If that's homophobic, then I'm that.
Yeah.
Does that happen a lot?
No, it just happened one time.
Recently.
Well, that's why I got arrested.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
So you were sort of being groped and surrounded?
I'm not going to say that because my lawyer said, oh, dude.
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
I, I, I, um,
am wrong for touching anyone ever.
And that's the end of my statement on this whole shit.
Sounds good.
Cool.
Moving back to like what kind of things would set off that Napoleon complex.
Being challenged, my masculinity, being challenged, somebody touching my girls,
touching my kid or, you know, I'm good with gay.
Be gay over there, though.
Don't be gay in my lap.
So you feel like when things that you feel that you possess in a way
are challenged like your girl, your kid, if someone gets in the way of what they want to do.
Yeah, if somebody, yeah, there's personal space type stuff, you know,
which gets weird at Martin.
It's Marty Grave.
That's why, bro, I was drunk and it's Marty Groh.
So all of things, everything I'm saying is nonsense.
It's Marty Graw, you know?
But it sounds like this complex is maybe something that you noticed for a long time.
I mean, maybe, bro.
I mean, my dad was by his cousin.
So he was in my ear all the time.
I don't know, maybe I am.
Who the fuck knows, bro?
I'm open to whatever somebody wants to say.
It didn't feel like that when it happened.
Look, and this is the worst thing to say, and I'm not going to say it.
I never had no problem with gay people.
Never.
I remember paying for people's, like, transition surgery when I was fucking around the internet.
heavy. I've never been adversarial towards it, you know what I mean? Yeah, you don't seem like a
homophobic guy. But I don't know, I'm open or whatever. If somebody's got more information
on the subject and, you know, let me know. I know I'm in deep off into the Bible. I know what
the Bible says. About homosexuality. What does it say? No. No. It's what it says.
It wasn't that written a really long time ago. Bro, you can do whatever you want with the text.
It's not my business. I'm a traditional Catholic. That's okay. What's a difference between
a traditional Catholic and, let's say, a more progressive Christian.
I really, I really, with the Bible.
I'm gonna tell you y'all something, man.
It's been a long time since I've seen an interviewer.
I wanted to be the interviewer, yo.
That shit don't even feel real, bro.
It's like he was in a deep, comedic character
and that shit is hilarious.
His poor dad.
I didn't even consider that.
His poor dad, what if his dad never got raped?
What if his dad didn't want the world to know that?
Can you imagine the family group chat
Happened that?
Yeah.
Like, you told him about John, you know what I mean?
How does he know?
I guess his dad said his dad told him.
You know what?
He didn't say if his dad,
I guess his dad had to tell him, right?
Yeah.
My dad used to get raped by his cousin.
I have questions.
Who the hell is your cousin?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
I want to know who the hell your cousin is.
Yeah.
How were thanksgivings?
How were family reunions?
Did y'all fuck them up?
Did somebody kill him?
Like, what the fuck happened?
Yeah.
And how old was your dad when this was happening?
We might need a shy-le-lobuff breakfast club interview, bro.
Man, shy is hilarious.
And I would love to get shy in a room with E.J.
Why?
Because he said he had a big game.
So why are you going to try to.
Can you imagine.
All right.
Tyra Banks, right?
You imagine if E.J. walks in.
Magic Johnson, son.
Can you imagine?
Oh, I thought E.J.
worked at the radio show.
No.
J. Johnson.
Yes.
Can you imagine if Maddie J.J.
Jeff.
I want to inflict fear on him like that.
I want to see.
Because that's a different level.
That was the type of homophobia
that I always used to define in my mind
when I was younger, right?
Because they always say, you know,
homophobia is the fear of something.
Yeah.
So it's like, you know,
arachnophobia, you're afraid of spiders.
He was specific.
He said, I'm scared when it's a big gay tooth.
Surrounding him, though.
But that's why.
I wouldn't be, I wouldn't even be thinking of the gay
if three big gay dudes surrounding me.
Because I wouldn't be thinking about gay.
I'm like, yo, why these dudes surrounding me?
Yeah, you'd be like, why these dudes dicks ain't in me yet?
No, see, that's different.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, if you could, if three guys surround you with dicks out,
then you know what's on.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But if there's three dudes around you in the street,
I'm like, yo, what's the fuck?
You're about to jump me or something?
You know, what's interesting is that like,
we have way more tolerance for when women are afraid of men.
Like, if a woman is walking down the street
and there's like a guy near and she wants to cross the street
or whatever, we're like, hey, it's totally fine
that you have a fear in this situation
because we hear these horrific stories.
Every woman has a friend
or even happen to them.
And we don't immediately put a phobia on them.
Yeah.
But with Shaya, he might feel that same way
that he could get violated.
And why would he not feel that way
if his dad got violated?
That's a very reasonable way to have the fear.
So it's like generational trauma.
His trauma, bro.
Yeah, it could be a thing for real.
Like, if your dad got, you know,
raped by a guy, you might be thinking
that can happen to you on a database.
Why would you think it wouldn't
if your dad's saying to you,
He's in your ear saying, hey, this is, this could happen.
This is what people do.
So shy would choose the bear, basically.
What?
You don't know the trending conversation.
Shire would choose the bear.
You never heard the conversation?
They'd be like, if a woman was in the woods, they would choose them.
And if it was a man or a bear, who would you choose?
Oh, they choose the bear?
They choose the bear.
Why?
It's this theory about you know what the bear.
is going to do to you.
So you can put any woman in your life, like, in the scenario.
Because you can even ask a man, like, if it was your daughter who was in the woods,
would you want her alone in the woods with a bear or with a man?
Yeah.
And what do women say?
Always, they will pick the bear.
Always?
My algorithm might know me, but I have not seen one of the TikToks where someone picks the man.
A bear is a fat gay guy, right?
Isn't that like a, that's a term for a burly gay guy, right?
I know it is.
It is.
It is.
It's like a fat, hairy gay guy.
It's a bear.
Obviously, women would choose the gay guy over the man.
I was talking about real bad, though, like, smokey.
Oh, over the straight guy.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
The fact he says smoky, real bears.
Not a real bear.
Imagine salty Santana taps shy on the shoulder.
Oh, no.
You don't stand?
Big saucy, like, hi, shy.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
The fact that you think is funny is messed up.
The thing, what is funny?
Because you just said, you just made the point that he might have trauma.
I think you got trauma.
That's reasonable trauma.
I mean, listen, man.
It's a man.
You don't get to sympathy, bro.
I'm sorry.
We might need to.
We should.
I'm not saying we shouldn't.
Your dad was molested.
He's telling you about it every day.
You're not going to be afraid of that shit?
I'm just saying I'm not mature enough to have this conversation.
Chris, how many?
How many times did your relatives tell you about the Holocaust?
Don't do that.
That's different.
That's different.
No, that's different.
Like, why do we do that?
What?
That's different.
Well, hey, no.
Come on.
Yes, it's different, but it's still trauma being passed down.
Yeah, but you went to the extreme, bro.
What?
You went to the 10.
I don't go to a 10.
I don't know how many inches the guy was, man.
I don't even want to get into that.
You got dick on my brain again, dude.
Get this dick off my brain.
I'm tired of having dick on my brain here.
I'm just trying to have a historical conversation with Chris
who might have trauma passed down to him
from a horrific situation.
Yo, I do believe in generational trauma.
I've done enough studies on generational trauma
to know that it can be passed down genetically.
So maybe there is something to do that.
That is actually a brilliant point.
It's passed down orally,
and I don't mean that as a joke.
Literally, it's passed down through stories.
If I told, if I was a father
and something so horrendous like that happened to me,
I would constantly tell my child that.
It's one of those things that you would tell your child to look out for in the world.
You know what I mean?
My Scottish family, they tell stories for generations about what the English did to know.
Well, he was walking around in them fucking kilts looking on legs out, you know what I mean?
They was asking.
Are you trying to say, them rotty, rotty pipers?
You're trying to say it just because we're dressed like this.
Yeah, what we all wear?
What would those guys in Scotland wearing, Andrew?
How are we supposed to fuck the sheep if we can't chase them?
Damn.
You can't, with your jeans around your ankles, you can't chase them, good?
That's a fucking smart.
That's genius.
Yeah, we're smart people.
We invented the television at golf.
You can just flip it up.
You invented the television?
Of course.
How?
We're smart.
I don't believe that.
Look up who invented the television.
Look that up.
The Scottish people who invented the television?
I don't believe that.
And the cell phone.
Jeffrey Epstein invented the television, bro.
Jeffrey Epstein went back in time and fucking gave Steve Jobs the patent, bro.
Okay?
Like that.
Nah, fuck all that.
Look it up.
Who invented the TV, bro?
Bang.
Bang.
Fonsworth Bentley is credited it with a Scottish.
Scottish inventor.
Oh, shit.
How do you do that?
Who invented a cell phone?
Is it y'all?
That's what it was.
Not cell phone.
Say again?
Scottish don't get that.
No, telephone was Alexander Graham Bell.
Also, Scott.
Oh, oops.
Alexander.
Okay, well, black people invented the car ID.
And how did it come to existence?
What was the inspiration?
for the invention.
I don't know.
That's what BDOT let us know.
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What else we got, Taylor, gang?
We're warming up, baby.
I'm going to see more Shara.
More Shala?
I mean, Shilabuff.
No, that was enough shot.
No, we got enough Shire.
I got enough shy.
I got enough shy, bro.
I got enough shy.
What else we got, man?
You want to go write the bill?
Yeah.
You want to go to
Bill?
Oh, yeah, Bill Joyce.
Bill Clinton.
His and Joe Biden remind me of the same.
They're the same people.
I mean, they're both old.
I mean, cut it out.
And Bill is much younger than Joe Biden, be honest.
Bill, look at that.
Can't tell.
This was so crazy.
Bill Clinton in the deposition looking at the Epstein file photos.
They're showing him in the hot tub with girls and him getting massages with girls.
The attorney had to snatch the paper out of his.
He grabbed it back.
He grabbed it back.
He started smiling.
Reminis him.
Because he started getting that feeling.
And he was like, man, I'm getting an erection.
I was that dude.
You got that, bro.
He was looking at that shit like he was looking at highlights and him dropping 30.
No, for real.
Yeah, like it was a penthouse.
It was a King magazine.
Look at him grabbing.
Hey, hey, hey, yeah.
I was a wild boy.
I was a wild.
He licked his finger.
And then put it on the picture, bro.
He was a wild boy, man.
Slick billy is what they call him.
What did you think of the deposition?
I just saw clips.
I thought it was kind of wild, bro.
Like, just him going like,
yeah, they told me to go in a pool,
so I got in a pool,
and that's all I did.
I just went swimming in the pool.
It's like, you were the president,
bro.
No one tells you to get nothing.
I thought...
You decide what the fuck you do.
I thought when Nancy hit him
with the line of questioning
about young women,
that shit was hilarious.
What did Nancy say?
Let's listen to this.
Let's listen to the...
This is Bill Clinton getting asked
about the viral hot tub photo
during the Jeffrey Epstein,
deposition, let's listen.
And everyone knew the photo was talking.
Okay, and for those who can't see it, it's a photo view and a hot tub.
There's a person next to you here.
Do you remember where it was taken?
Where was it taken?
I'm almost sure that this taken, I think there's an adjacent photograph, which you probably have.
And if people saw it, they would feel that someone was trying to calm them showing this picture.
But anyway, this picture was taken.
in Brunei.
Just for the record, there's another picture that also shows this as part of the larger pool
area.
Do you all have that so that he could refresh his recollection with respect to that?
We should have it.
It's quite enlightening if you watch this.
It's noted.
It'll give me a different feel.
Thank you.
We do have it with us right now.
Okay.
Thanks.
I just wanted to make sure he knew the comment.
And so were there other people in that pool or hot time with you as well?
I don't think there's anybody in the hot tub, but I don't even, I didn't
forgotten that there was anybody in a hot tub, but it was big, but it was about.
Well, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a, there's a girl over
here, or there's someone. Yeah, I don't know who that is. But he's also asking
in the pool area whether there are other individuals. I don't know who that is.
Okay, so you don't know. No, and then there were other people in the pool.
Okay, so do you remember who, were they under 18?
No. No.
Were they part of your traveling party, he's asking you?
Yes, they were, I think.
I think everybody there was part of our party.
It was late at night and a late issue.
I also believe that there was a secret service agent there
at the other end of the pool.
And was this in public?
Here's the thing.
When they asked him about underage women, Bill clearly never could lie, right?
Because even back in the day when he didn't have sexual relations with that woman,
he just wasn't a good liar.
Yeah.
But this really, like, like he just really either doesn't,
give a fuck because he's so old,
or he's just not a good liar.
Like, because you can't say
you don't know who the woman is,
but then when they ask you if the woman
was under 18, you say no.
Definitely not. You don't even know who she is?
Yeah. So how the fuck do you know
if she's like 18 and not? Also, she remembers
too many details. And then he said they were part of his
party. Yeah, then he said they were part of his party.
Y'all was having a party all right.
God damn it. Yeah. Y'all was having a party.
But like, when you remember vivid
details from a random day,
decades ago, you're lying.
You're lying.
Like, you ever see people, like, they get, you know,
indicted for some shit and they ask them what happened
on the night of it? And when people
go, honestly, I don't even remember.
They're usually innocent because why would you
remember what happened a random day when you didn't
kill nobody? Well, yes, and especially
somebody as old as him.
But, you know what's so crazy? Like,
yo, they used to fly the exotic places
we never heard of to have a good time.
I never heard of Bunnan. Y'all heard of Bunan or whatever?
Brunei.
Brunei, y'all heard of that before?
Yeah, yeah.
Sultan of Brunei.
That's the dude that Michael Jackson used to stay with, I thought.
Really?
And he used to be spending all that money, yeah.
Yeah, they said it's a really rich country.
I think it was a place where, like, people in the Middle East could go party.
This was like before Dubai and some other places got a little bit more liberalized.
So I think, I believe, if I'm not mistaken.
So Brunei was this, like, tiny little kingdom and it was a little bit more loose so you could go have some fun.
Pull up with Nancy.
This is when Nancy put him in the figure four leg like this was crazy.
This was crazy.
The witnesses who testified in the Epstein cases.
that Epstein said, you quote, like them young.
Why would Epstein say that about you?
Are you asking his opinion?
You're asking him to think about why Mr. Epstein would say something about him?
Why would Epstein say that about the president?
So she's asking you to try to be in Mr. Epstein's mind and guess at what Mr.
Epstein would have thought about.
First of all, likes them young referring to girls.
First of all, that's not true.
What's not true?
That I have any.
interest in underage.
I didn't say underage.
I said, I said young.
Got him.
But it's still not her.
Is an intern young?
Yes.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Oh, God.
He was rehearsing the underage thing.
He was expecting that.
But he just said,
she didn't stay underage.
She stayed young.
Oh, bang.
She wrote a dope them.
Set him up.
Jab.
Jab.
Jab.
Boom.
Upper cut.
That's what that was, man.
Yeah.
That's what that was.
The intern young?
Monica Lewinsky was, what,
22 when Bill was like 49?
It's a tough question because you know the allegations are about underage,
but you're asking a man if he likes younger women.
And the honest answer, he should say, is like, yeah, I like him around 25.
That's nice.
That's what you've seen all the movies and the point.
and those are really hot, but he can't say that.
So he just goes, I don't like him young.
It's like, okay, sure, you like banging Hillary.
Okay.
I just don't understand why Bill even if that.
Why is Bill not at the fuck it face?
You're old, bro.
Everybody is, I'm not going to say everybody,
but majority of people are aware of all your heinous acts, bro.
Like, like, you want him to give the R. Kelly answer?
Yeah.
What do you mean by teenage?
He did, basically just now.
Now, R. Kelly gave me the honest answer.
What do you mean about teenage girls?
Do you like teenage girls?
When you say teenage, how are we talking?
Girls who are teenagers.
Right?
Like, he was like 18, 19?
He was too stupid a lot.
Whereas Bill probably feels the same way, but he's like, uh.
He's sitting there bricked up under the table looking at paper, looking at all war footage.
You know what I'm saying?
They raised his cortisol and then they asked him the question.
God.
blood in his brain. My man had four heart attacks already. There's no way he could think and have
heart attacks? You didn't know this? No. Pull up when they asked him if Trump should have to testify.
That's the way he punted on this question was so, so ridiculous, bro. Like, so, so ridiculous. Like,
this right here proves in the words of George Carlin, there's one big club and we ain't in it, bro.
Yep. This is two people wearing the same jersey. All right.
And they're looking out for one another.
That's all of them.
That's it.
That's what I think this whole thing exposed is it's all of them.
They're all aware of it.
They're all in cahoots.
They all know what's going on.
They know the game.
And they all get away with it.
And the rest of us are, you know,
deal with the repressions.
I agree with you, but I never had a heart attack.
He had heart surgery, but never had a heart attack.
Oh, but he had multiple heart surgeries.
Yeah, like bypass.
Why they just don't you do that?
Oh, you do that to avoid a heart attack.
Sorry about that.
Why they just don't give former presidents that Tony's,
I don't think they want them around.
Low-key.
I don't think they're trying to keep them around.
Take this vault with you, man.
You know too much.
Low-key?
If America had its way after you were president, you would just die.
That's because you know all the shit.
And we're like, yo, we can't have you known all this shit
walking around at a deposition.
That's right.
Now, I'm not saying that should happen.
But if the powers that be, we're happy, the second you're out of office.
Somebody's writing that down.
Somebody in Trump's administration right now.
You know what, write that down.
Yeah.
His name is Marco Ruby.
or J.D. Vance. Press playtale again.
I was wondering if you also agree that President Trump should answer questions of this committee.
That's for you to decide, but he did know him well. And I once had a brief discussion with him about it.
Thank you. Thanks for the answer. With that, I'm going to go to Mr. Walkinshaw, and we'll go down a series of questions.
I hate this, because I don't believe I should inject anything. But I do not want to leave.
the impression, but since there was no follow-up question.
He never, the president, never, this is 20-something years ago, never said anything to me
to make me think he was involved in anything improper with regard to abstain either.
He just didn't.
That's the truth, you know, as I said earlier.
Good boy, Bill.
That's what Trump's saying right now.
Good boy.
The only conversation I have at first.
I have with President Trump about this was in the early 2000s.
And I have no information that he did anything wrong.
I just want it all out there.
I want everybody to get it all out there and let everybody see where we are.
Damn.
Now pull up when they asked Hillary.
You say good boy.
You say good boy.
He's saying what?
Good boy?
Yeah.
Like he's doing what he's supposed to do.
Because you also saw Trump saying that shit where he was like,
I have no problem with Bill Clinton.
I think he's a nice guy.
And then Bill Clinton goes on the stand and he's like,
I don't think Trump had anything to do with it.
He's totally clean.
So clearly there's some side of sort of conversation between them.
I mean, they had a relationship of animosity up until this moment where they're like,
oh, no, they're totally good.
Yeah, that is kind of crazy.
The timing is crazy.
You saw when they asked Trump about Clinton?
He's like, he's always been nice to me.
He's always been nice to me.
He actually said, I don't think that he should even be born in.
Subjective of the deposition, yeah.
Donald Trump should be deposed by this committee.
Absolutely.
You know, I was a lawyer, and as a lawyer, you would look for pattern and practice.
If you were deposing a witness in a case that you were trying, if you were in court, what did you know about this person?
What you knew could influence how you questioned that person, how you tried the case?
Donald Trump has been held civilly liable for sexual assault by a jury of his peers.
Nine members of a jury found him liable in the sexual assault of E. Jean Carroll.
That is behavior.
That fits a pattern if one were looking for a pattern.
He has also been convicted on 34 felonies.
counts for attempting to hide his relationship with an escort and then to commit business fraud
to prevent it from becoming public in the 2016 campaign, which was ultimately election interference.
So if I were running the committee or I were involved in this investigation, I would be looking
for people who maybe had some prior conduct that might be.
be relevant to either money or crimes. And yes, I think that it would be in keeping with the scope of the
investigation of this committee to set up a deposition with President Trump. I know he's been
deposed many, many, many times. He's taken the Fifth Amendment many, many hundreds of times.
so I'm not saying you're going to get a lot of information.
But given what's in the files and given past and prior conduct,
he would be on my witness list.
Simple.
That's how you answer the fucking question.
If you don't have no dirt, if you got your own dirt that you're trying to keep under the rug,
then you say, hey, it's up to y'all.
You know what I'm going?
Yeah, that guy probably did nothing.
As far as he told me, I never seen him do anything, blah, whatever.
That's how you answer the question.
Especially if you came in hot, right?
Bill sat down, came in hot.
Y'all bought my wife in here for no goddamn reason.
Oh, Bill said that?
Yeah, that's how he started it off.
He was like, first off, fuck the bitch in the click you claim.
You bought my wife in here for no motherfucking reason.
She had no business here.
She don't even know the motherfucker.
You know what I mean?
That's how you answered the question.
But what Hillary did, that wasn't no, that's no party shit.
That's just common sense.
I used to be an attorney.
If y'all are looking for more information,
why wouldn't you have somebody in who's in the file so much?
We believe that Hillary didn't know who Jeffrey Epstein was.
I don't know.
She doesn't know the guy who owns the plane.
I don't know that her husband is flying on.
Bro, I don't know.
Like that's, I mean, that's not far.
Y'all got wives.
Yeah, but we ain't, we never been the president of the United States of America.
Yeah, but this is a personal private jet.
This isn't your flying.
You're going on some guy's plane.
You don't ask your husband,
hey, you're flying around the world to random destinations.
And you're raising money for our foundation.
I believe it is they're both foundation.
You're not going to ask who the guy.
The idea that she wasn't aware of this guy
that literally every other successful, powerful person
on the planet is aware of is a little hard for me to believe.
Yeah, I don't think she said she didn't know him.
She just said she never really.
No, you said Bill said that he doesn't even know.
Yeah, Bill says she doesn't know him.
And I'm like, why are we playing this game
where every other famous person on,
not famous,
every other successful, powerful person
of the planet knows of except Hillary?
No.
I'm not saying she didn't.
Elaine Maxwell is at their kid's wedding
as a plus one or whatever.
But yeah,
she has no clue who Jeffrey Epstein is like,
she was a plus one?
That's what she said.
She was like,
oh, she was just there as a plus one.
Who knows plus ones?
Yeah, I don't know.
I know plus ones in my wedding.
I was aware that they have no plus one.
Yeah, plus ones?
Yeah.
Oh.
I didn't know nobody at your wedding
I don't fucking know.
But that's a perfect example.
You know most people at my wedding.
No, I didn't.
If somebody came to sat down to me and said,
who all that Andrew's wedding?
You know this person near the Andrew's wedding?
I'd be like, oh, for real, well, nice to meet you.
I bet you can name 10 people at my wedding right now.
Joe Rogan, Whitney Cummings, Taylor,
Alex, Craig, who?
Weezy.
Weezy was in?
Weezy was at the wedding.
Yes.
I swear to God, I remember.
I do not remember Weasie.
I don't remember, I didn't even see Weezy that Weezy?
Yes.
She was my.
Mark.
Dove, Mark.
Shifty.
Didn't even know Shifty was there, bro.
No, that's with you.
I don't remember seeing my house at the wedding.
Weezy was at the wedding.
Yes.
Carla.
Carla was there.
I did not remember seeing no weizi at the wedding, yo.
Yes.
Are you serious?
I am so fucking serious.
He was sitting at the same table.
She was at all right.
Literally.
Like, what is that.
That's crazy.
See, I would have went to jail.
Y'all would have said I was lying at the deposition.
Because I do not remember Weese being there at all.
This is a perfect example.
And that's my, you know, I love Weezy.
That's my niece.
I love her.
I do not remember it being in the wedding.
When you don't do something illegal that day, you don't remember what happened.
When you do something illegal that day, you remember way too many details about what happened.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You didn't do anything illegal that day, dude?
You don't have no pic to me.
We don't have no picture.
Yes, y'all do.
We actually always have a picture.
You guys all sad.
Got to show me.
I swear to God's app and show me.
I do not.
And I'm sitting there thinking like, Weezy?
There's not too many times I've been around Weezy
and me and Weezy haven't had something happen than I remember.
That's how diverse my wedding is.
You forgot even the black people there.
Look at that.
Look at that right there.
You don't even remember the black people at the wedding.
Was the wedding diverse?
Let me think about it.
For Santa Barbara, it was the fucking BETT Awards.
There was a diversity of thought.
It was a diversity of thought.
I don't remember about it.
It was, by the way, people are like, what the hell is?
Is Snoop Dog performing?
You know what's so crazy?
I don't even, the wedding, I just remember it was a fun day.
Yeah.
It was a day of love.
I don't remember what I felt that day.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't remember.
You're not on the stand, bro.
You know what I understand, bro.
You can not remember Weasie being there.
It's all good, man.
Everything's fine.
We're going to be just fun.
I remember Rogan saying, let's get on a plane and go somewhere.
Go to Vegas.
Yeah, they went to Vegas.
Because Whitney had a show or some shit.
Yeah, yeah.
He was like, we're coming right back.
Like, what?
Yeah.
He's like, no, we're gonna fly there.
We're gonna watch Whitney and we're gonna come right back.
And I'm like, ah.
That didn't sound right.
That is sound right.
He was like, come on with us.
I'm like, that don't sound right, bro.
Oh, boy.
That doesn't sound like.
You gotta show me the picture, Taylor.
My Instagram's fucking up.
You know, the Clintons, I had gave Bill Donkey of the day,
and they responded.
What they said?
Yeah, Fox News reached out to them for comment,
and they responded to me.
what I said during donkey today. Hold on. Let me pull it up. That's crazy.
That's just crazy, you guys. It's donkey to take it. I thought we had a hot sauce moment.
I thought we connected. What did you say? What did they say? What did they say? Oh, you know,
you got to go to the bottom. Oh, yeah. A Clinton spokesperson disputed Charlemagne's argument
were reached by Fox News Digital. Perhaps Charlemagne, the God, didn't watch the entire deposition,
but President Clinton did in fact make specific recommendations.
Fox News Digital also reached out to the White House,
which stressed President Trump has been cleared of any wrongdoing related to Epstein.
Just as President Trump has said,
he's been totally exonerated on anything relating to Epstein.
White House spokesman Abigail Jackson said
him by releasing thousands of pages of documents,
cooperating with the House Oversights Committee subpoena requests,
signing the Epstein files transparency acting calling for more investigations
than the Epstein Democrat friends.
President Trump has done more for Epstein victims than anyone before him.
Honestly, man, if you are
Let me see it.
If you are, if you're a Republican,
you should absolutely positively
want somebody to depose.
Are there any white people at my wedding?
Like, low key, did I invite white people
in my wedding, yo?
Right there.
I got to make sure.
What the hell?
That's not fucking Ouija.
That's Andrew's wife.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Oh, that is weird.
Yo, I do, when I, I've seen that picture
and never seen Wheat.
I promise you.
I've seen that picture and never seen Weasie, yo.
That's fucking crazy.
See, I'd have been fucked up in the deposition.
They'm like, you were at Andrew Schultz's wedding with Weezy.
I'm like, I'd be like,
Weezy wasn't even fucking there.
Innocent.
Then they pull up the goddamn picture, and I'm like, oh shit.
And y'all probably have a picture together.
I'm sure we do.
I'm sure we do.
But the moral of the story.
is, man, Bill Clinton answered that horribly, and Hillary's answer was the right answer,
and you don't talk like that and say things like that unless you're trying to cover
your own ass.
Yeah.
That's it.
Obviously.
Simple and plain.
Simple and plain.
Hillary's sharp.
Hillary's sharp.
Yeah.
How much younger is Hillary take Clinton?
I mean, Bill Clinton.
Look it up.
Never thought about it.
She does present much younger than Bill does now.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But I also think Bill was acting slow in that deposition for a reason.
Oh, you think he was playing a game?
Yeah, man.
Kaiser Sose.
Yeah, man.
How old is Hillary?
Don't he a year?
Wow.
What, 79, 78?
Yeah.
Yeah, but she never been president, bro.
That puts years on you.
Very true.
That puts years.
And if you're being president and you're out there getting a lot of side pussy?
Lots of it.
Lots of it.
Like insane amounts.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
No.
What kind of number you think we're talking, bro?
Oh, this.
Wilt.
Gotta be right.
Wilt.
Because when I think if you got ahead from the intern, that's just what we know.
Who you think put up more numbers, him or JFK?
JFK.
I think JFK more numbers?
JFCK.
Bill was, no, JFK, JFK, you don't know for sure, though.
No, Bill.
No, because JFK, I think, did it at a time where they protected presidents.
I'm going to tell you why I think Bill.
All right.
better transportation
better transportation
bro
better access
better private jet
oh I thought you were making a joke
yeah
no man
that's what I thought
that's crazy
that sick fucking bro
no
no man
I was like
yo JFK
no
getting head is very different
situation
bro you can't be making
jokes about that
that's not something
we joke about
Bill had better
transportation
they had better transportation
They had better jets and shit.
They can travel all around the world.
When you're the president, you're not traveling to get pussy.
That shit is being brought to you.
I mean, yeah, but when you can travel is when you're really putting up numbers.
That's why the ballplayers put up so much numbers.
But I think that's why JFK was putting up numbers because this was the time where the media protected the president.
Like, we didn't even know FDR couldn't walk.
Yeah, but that's more NFL.
Bill was more NBA worldwide, global.
You know what I'm saying?
After.
We're saying after.
but after it doesn't matter because we can't compare JFK for after right because he didn't have an after after
after jfk would have went it would have been you know i think durin bro he got ahead from an intern
you don't think jfk was getting sloped yeah they used to they were stories about that was a conspiracy
he used to walk it he used to bring him to the white house right chris didn't maryland come out of
the cake wasn't he president when that happened yeah saying that shit in front of his wife
yeah that's crazy diabolical diabolical when you present in front of his wife
front of his wife.
President, let a legend be a legend.
Nah, Charlotte.
What's up?
Let a legend be a legend.
I can't imagine having arguments over old stuff at that age that they're in now.
You don't think Hillary and...
You think Bill's listening to her?
Stop.
I don't think he'd listen to her in 50 years.
She's just talking and he's just like, all right, whatever.
Mint, Juip.
He's in his own world.
Bill's in his own world.
He don't know where he is.
Dead ass.
I don't think he knows where he is.
He needed to just give it up.
Bro, they showed him one picture with a girl on his lap,
and he grabbed it out of the lawyer's man.
He said, let me see.
I need that.
God.
He went, he did the old guys flipping through a newspaper.
He admitted it by the back road.
The crazy thing about the bill shit is you don't know if he either remembers that night
because it was such a good night,
or he might not have the type of roster that we think.
so he just remembers those moments
he was a wild boy maybe he was very selective
he got it he got it wasn't right
like what are you talking about
actually low key Monica Lewinsky
daddy
you got to bring up Monica now
back in the day we had a different view
something I think TVs were more
like warped or something now
she is beautiful
remember how the TVs used to be more round
in the front it was like a fish eye lens
look at her now
Are you, that's Megan Fox.
That's Megan Fox.
You can't tell me that's not Megan Fox.
She is beautiful, man.
That's Megan Fox, bro.
Don't do that.
That's trauma for her, man.
All I'm saying is.
What do you mean trauma for her?
I'm saying she's beautiful.
What?
So the one with Bill.
She was an intern?
Like, zoom into that.
That's not.
She was an intern.
She was interned like right here.
Yes.
She looks very much older than.
She's mature.
She looks mature.
She looks older.
She looks older.
She's working in the white house.
This is not look 22 at all.
Oh, I mean, that's a different era too, though.
That was the 90s, right?
We got to admit that all ages look different.
Don't, don't even go down this.
It's true, though.
I know, but it's not even worth going down this.
Fred Sanford was 37.
Shut up.
He was when he did Sanford and son.
He was in his 30s when he did Samp and his son.
Wow.
Look it up.
Look off how old Red Fox was when they was filming Samping his son.
Yeah.
Lamont was, like, in his 20s, I think.
But can we acknowledge that?
like beautiful woman.
She's okay.
Okay.
After everything she'd been through.
Who did she out her?
Women and eight women up?
No, no.
I don't know the whole,
the whole thing.
Like how to even get out that her in.
Wow.
He's 49.
Bill.
You said what?
Red Fox was 49.
I'm 47 right now.
Red Fox was 49 when he was doing fucking Sanford and son, bro.
Yeah.
Shit changes.
Like, shit changes, bro.
Like when Jeffrey F.
goes into the future, he's going to be so confused.
What do you think he's going to see?
It's something that he, because everybody looks younger, the older you get.
So 20-somethings are going to look like teenagers.
Well, isn't that a good thing?
Yeah, he's going to be happy.
No, that's not what he wants.
What?
And I'm going to tell y'all something else, and y'all know, I'm going to tell y'all something
else.
This is another part of my spirit series.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, listen to me.
Midgett?
You know how, no, man.
You know how on back to the few.
They needed a certain fuel to time travel.
Don't do it.
No, I'm telling you.
Don't do it.
That's why I think the unday anything comes in, bro.
What is it?
So what?
I'm dead serious.
That's their fuel to time time.
I'm telling you.
There's something to it, bro.
It's deeper than we even thinking about.
There's something to it.
The whole eating the babies and drinking the baby blood and all of that shit.
There's something to it that allows them to do something that we don't know.
I'm telling you.
you, yo. There's something that there's something to it that allows them to do something that
we can't even fathom. Like, we can't even wrap our mind around why they're just out here
being these nasty ass pedophile, freaky motherfuckers. If you, it's, I'm telling you it's some
type of power source or something that they're using the channel something. Like, I'm seeing
all these stories about portals and time traveling. You heard about that machine. What's that machine
called the, um, the sin machine?
Hot tub time machine.
No, man.
Type in C-E-N machine, Taylor.
I think it's CIN machine.
You've got to turn YouTube off
for a little bit.
Why?
The CERN?
It's the bestest ever been.
CERN?
CERN.
CERN.
In Switzerland.
Yeah, Tate.
There you go.
Particle
Collider.
Look up this.
No, CERN.
Look up CERN.
Look up to CERN.
Particle Collider.
Particle.
Particle.
Particle.
It's a thing.
This shit opened up some type of portal.
There it is.
Don, you had it.
Tell us about CERD.
So the large Hadron particle collider in Switzerland is this large circle where they're basically
trying to create antimatter.
They're trying to harness the god particle.
There's a huge statue of Shiva the Destroyer outside of the center.
And there have been some incredibly dark things witnessed at the space.
There have been some people that have caught footage of them doing something that at a minimum
looks like a reenactment of a human sacrifice.
I don't know why you would do such a thing.
Like this all took place right in front of the Shiva
the Destroyer statue.
There have been many people that have come forward
that basically said, when this particle cliter is turned on,
it actually hairs the fibers of our space time,
and it's created kind of these parallel fractures
in our timeline.
There are also people that really believe
that what they're trying to do is create a portal
to unleash the demons,
the spirits of the Nephilim,
to basically let them come out of the gates of hell.
They're using technology, something that we would perceive physically,
to actually allow a portal for something multidimensional.
That's all on the road to something that we won't be able to come back from if we're not careful.
The large Hadron Collider, CERN is the world's largest, most powerful particle accelerator,
a 27-kilometer underground ring near Geneva used to study fundamental physics by smashing protons or ions
at near light speed.
It replicates conditions just after the big,
bang famously discovering the Higgs boson in 2012 and investigating dark matter.
Yeah.
What does that guy do with anything?
I'm about to tell you, bro.
I mean, isn't that the ultimate time travel?
Expiracy theories surrounding the Cernan particle accelerator, specifically the large
Hadron Collider are often alleged that the facility is creating dangerous black holes,
opening portals to other dimensions, are summoning occult entities.
These often sensationalized theories are largely dismissed by the scientific community,
which focuses on exploring fundamental particle physics.
A 2016 ritual hoax video showed people in robes
that CERN-fueling unfounded rumors
that the L.A.C. was designed to open a port of the hell
or another dimension.
You read shit like that, and then you hear this shit
about how, in the Epstein Files, it talks about,
yeah, I think it was the Fstein Files or something
was saying how UFOs are demons or some shit like that.
Charlotte.
You're scaring me, bro.
This guy is on a deep.
He's a deep head, right?
I'm able to listen to this patient and not believe it.
I'm just saying, he's always been.
He's always been.
He's actually getting closer reality.
He was believing in ghosts and Skastxwatch.
Oh, I definitely believe in ghosts.
Oh, I know that.
But I'm saying now you're just believing in the pedophiles,
which we know are real and just rule the world.
But this is a good thing.
But we got to dig deeper.
We're just saying that they're pedophiles.
We're just like, oh, they're nasty.
They're freaky.
Like, no, there's something else to it.
I believe that they are trying to harness some type of
energy in their either in their mind or they really are using these young underage kids
for some type of energy source, bro.
It's the same type of ritual going on, bro.
Like, what are we talking about?
Like, it's clearly obvious.
It's clearly obvious.
You're, oh, I don't know about it.
All right, okay.
Well, five years from now, I guess we need some other files to come out to y'all to believe it.
Five years from now, y'all will be like, damn, damn.
But you're just talking about like the rich people, though.
There's regular average people that are pedified.
Yeah, but they're just nasty.
I'm talking about it.
They're just nasty-ass.
Fucked up, motherfucker.
Yes, I am talking about people.
So you're saying they just do it for the love of the game.
These people are doing it because they're nasty
and they have some sort of like lust for power.
Yes, man.
There's something they're using.
By the way, I don't even know if the power is real.
I'm just saying they're clearly pretty.
participating in some type of ritual.
This wouldn't be the first time that the elites have participated in satanic rituals
in the hopes of having, you know, some sort of superpowers.
I think the Nazis did experiments like this.
Like they were like playing with the occult and like doing research on the occult.
Maybe you could look that up, Chris.
Hold on.
Let me pull up this.
No, this is, I think.
You're right.
I know you're right.
Oh, yes.
No, hold on.
Where the fuck was it at?
Yes, the demonic UFO.
But there was some type of file that came out
that said UFOs are physical spacecraft
from other planets,
but they're really demonic manifestations.
The people at the Pentagon who say it's demons.
Tell them that story.
Tell them about the demons.
It's Halloween.
Yes.
In the film, one of the senior intelligence officials
named Jay Stratton, he was the director of Air and Space Warfare
at the Defense Intelligence Agency, and then he ran the U.S. government's UAP Task Force.
He tells a story about how he was trying to run this issue up the flagpole and bring attention to it.
At the Pentagon.
At the Pentagon in a serious office space.
And his superiors told him that they thought these things were demons
and that he was doing the devil's work by looking into it.
And on camera in the film, he says, I can't believe these words were coming out of their mouth.
He's like, I'm briefing them on an advanced aerospace vehicle that's absolutely there.
It's been spotted by train observers like our Navy fighter pilots and their $80 million
airplanes that we trust them with, right?
It's been spotted on data collection systems like satellite and radar.
And this guy's telling me, it's a demon.
It's insane.
And he's like, my mind was blown and this is something I'm dealing with inside of the government.
I'm just telling you, this shit is spooky.
I know the X-Pyze music should be playing right about now, but.
everything's on the table.
Isn't X-Files coming back with...
I ain't Googler, bro.
It's perfect timing.
Everything's on the table.
But can he really make something that's as sick as the shit we're hearing now?
So that's a great question.
It's like the bar has been pushed so far with reality that once you get into sci-fi,
how much further do you need to push it for it to be science fiction?
Or do you just operate in the realm of reality?
And now you're no longer a sci-fi show.
this is actually what happens, and you just, you're at the end of the spectrum.
Which I think could be kind of cool.
Like some of those episodes from Black Mirror are just today.
Happening.
Yeah.
Oh, here it goes.
Documented certain researchers in the cordon report, some military officials have theorized
that UFOs are fallen angels, are demonic beings.
Proponents of this view mentioned the Collins elite, a rumored group of U.S. intelligence
officials.
They believe these entities are not from other planets, but are spiritual beings.
The viewpoint often stems from a Bible believing Christian worldview where UAP behavior is interpreted as spiritual deception.
Everybody ain't making this shit up, bro.
That's all I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying.
You want to pay some bills?
Let's do it.
Let's pay some bills.
Are you one of those media strategy people clicking through slides, scrolling spreadsheets?
Yes?
Good.
This is for you.
Because on Spotify, there's an audience that's different.
Locked in.
Loyal.
Invested.
They're called fans.
Fans don't just listen to music.
They feel seen by it, like it belongs to them.
So when your brand shows up on Spotify, that's who you're talking to.
And you're right next to artists like me, Lizzo.
So, are you ready to talk to fans?
Spotify advertising.
You're among fans.
Joe, you got church announcements, have the Kyle Walker.
Yes.
Show.
Shout out Nashville, man.
Thank you so much for selling out the shows.
We'll see you in a few weeks.
I'm excited to be back on stage.
White Atlanta, baby.
White Atlanta.
I love that.
You call it white Atlanta.
More shows at DeAndrewseltz.com.
Peace.
Yeah.
I didn't even mean it like that.
Why do people...
What happened?
What happened?
One of my homies from Uganda, man.
One of my homies from Uganda hit me up
and was telling me that they were watching
an episode of Breakfast Club on Netflix.
And I said, oh, I said, oh, you're able to see it in Uganda?
And they said, yes, of course, we have Internet.
I didn't mean it like that.
That's not how I meant it.
Because it's on Netflix.
Yes.
And you don't know if it was syndicated out there.
Because, no, I'm, yeah.
And I know that they put us in 107 countries.
The only countries we're not in is Vietnam and Korea.
Move your hoodie down so it's not covering the mic.
I know the only countries we weren't in were Vietnam and Korea.
Oh, wow.
But I also don't know.
If you zip your hoodie up a little bit of it.
I also don't know.
they was just, I mean, they can tell us that.
You don't know till you know, right?
Yeah, I think he's projecting a little bit.
He thinks that, you know, that's what Americans think of Africa.
That's crazy.
This is actually a woman, but yes, you're absolutely right.
Listen, two chains, man, salute to my guy, two chains.
His book, The Voice in My Head is God, is out right now.
Let's put the picture up right here because I forgot to bring it with me.
But his new book, The Voice in My Head is God is out right now.
It is a fantastic read, man.
it literally talks about instincts and intuition.
And I personally believe that is something that we don't tap into enough or at least
we don't give enough credit to our instinct and intuition.
I think that a lot of times we talk about setting goals and we set these goals and we just
work towards these goals.
But what made you set the goal to begin with?
What was that voice in your head that said, man, I want to be a comedian.
I want to be a radio personality.
I want to be gay and open up a studio for podcasts.
You know what I mean?
Like what was that voice?
He didn't choose to be gay.
He was talking about Weezy.
Damn.
God, everybody started flirting at once.
You heard that?
God damn.
But listen, the voice in my head is God is out right now, man.
Go get it.
It's a great read.
So with everybody that came out to Barnes & Noble's Union Square this week.
We had a book sign in that Barnes & Noble Union Square was sold out.
Yes, you can sell out a bookstore.
You sell out a bookstore, especially Barnes and Noble's Union Square,
when I think it's what, three, at that capacity.
So I think 300 is capacity.
You can't have more than 300.
So, you know, we had to turn people away.
But thank you to people who, well, not turn them away, but, you know,
they had to do a turn style, get them in, get them out.
But thank you to everybody who came out, man.
Go get Two Chains Book.
The voice in my head is not available everywhere.
You buy books now.
Yes.
And make sure you watch the Breakfast Club on Netflix.
Yes.
Allegedly are apparently when you promote that your show is on a platform, that means you're struggling.
Oh.
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that.
Who said that?
Even though everybody on YouTube starts their videos off by saying like and subscribe my content.
Who said that?
It doesn't even matter.
But, you know, why are you looking at me like that, Taylor?
I'm not looking at you.
I'm not actually looking at the screen.
I'm just saying that apparently when you tell people to go watch your content somewhere,
when you do what you call promotion and marketing,
it means you're struggling.
So go watch Breakfast Club.
Why make something and put it out publicly
and then not tell people to watch it?
Makes no sense.
Like if you don't care if people watch it,
then just don't put it out publicly.
That's the whole point.
Like, especially if, you know, a show-
You're proud of it, then you should share it as much
as you possibly could, right?
Nothing wrong with that.
And a show like ours that was historically on YouTube
as far as the visual is concerned,
if we're just putting clips on YouTube now,
why wouldn't we tell people where to go find the full video?
And I also want to say...
I would want to know that if I enjoyed a click.
Yes, and I also want to say
when you do these think pieces with no thought,
and you say that the Breakfast Club
is losing viewership
because we're no longer on YouTube.
Let's have honest,
just have intellectually honest conversation.
If you say, because you know, everybody saw the clip of Just hilarious this week, if you say that, you know, people are upset we're no longer on YouTube.
That's very accurate.
There are people that are upset that we're no longer on YouTube.
Yeah, they have to go through one more thing to watch the show.
There's an inconvenience to it.
Change is hard for people.
I get it, you know what I mean?
So there are people who are upset.
They're like engaging in the comment section.
They're like feeling like their part of conversation for sure.
But when you say things like Breakfast Club is losing viewership.
You cannot have...
How would they know that?
You can't have that conversation
if you don't know what our viewership on Netflix is.
I need people to be smarter.
That's why I salute to my guy, Art.
You know, I was talking to Art and I saw Art do a video,
but it's like I told Art the same thing.
It's like when these people have these conversations
about Breakfast Club losing viewership,
you got to say, well, what are they doing on Netflix?
What are the numbers on Netflix?
Charlie, man, let me ask you a question.
Uh-huh.
Do you think a video that was made from a YouTube creator, a TikTok creator, that said,
hey, we don't know if the Breakfast Club is losing viewers or not because they're on Netflix.
Do you think that would get any views?
I don't know.
You're right.
What do you think gets more views?
The salacious shit, saying breakfast club is losing viewers.
The negative.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's what we're drawn to.
We're drawn to negativity as human beings.
I get it.
Here's the reality of the situation.
You should want podcast to win on Netflix, guys.
The reason you should want podcast to win on Netflix is because,
and I don't even call them podcast,
there's a great article that came out in the New York Times this week
about what exactly Netflix is doing,
especially with their originals.
I'm quoted in the article a couple of times.
And I've said it, you know,
I think that, you know, that's the podcast business.
In order for it to be a podcast,
it has to have the audio component.
But that's neither hidden on that.
What I'm simply saying is if you are a podcaster
who's doing this right now, right?
you're watching this video on YouTube,
you should be happy that there's more revenue screams opening it.
You should be happy that there's more people
who may want to license your content.
You should be happy about that.
You should be happy as another revenue screen.
You ask you miserable people to be happy, man.
And you know too much about mental health
to understand that that's possible.
Well, I'm trying to give them a reason to be happy.
They got to be happy inside first.
Because you got to, it's going to come a time.
Like, you might be doing all of these numbers on YouTube,
but you might be tired.
of having a platform that is demonetizing your content when they want to.
You might be tired of being on a platform that's suppressing your content when they want to.
So you might want to say, you know what, I want to take this great content that I'm creating
and do a deal with one of these streamers, you know, get some guaranteed money in my pocket
for a couple of years, get introduced to a whole different audience on a whole different
algorithm.
Hopefully people that fuck with me, you know, come over and watch it here as well.
And boom, all is right with the world.
That's what I mean, that's what I would do.
I would think about I was trying to create.
Listen, the more people that are competing for you, the higher your price goes.
And the more companies that are competing for your attention, the lower their price goes.
So it always benefits the creator and the consumer if there are more opportunities.
If there's one place only, like I remember this even happened with standard specials.
Like there were times where there was just one place and they could pay you whatever the fuck they wanted.
What did you say?
There was a stand-up special.
There was one place.
It was Comedy Central.
Or there's HBO.
Right?
So one, now you have limited amounts.
And they don't have to compete with prices.
They just go, this is what it is.
If you have 10 different platforms that are all trying to get you and your viewers to come watch on their platform, which is what is really about.
That price is a bidding war.
That is a great example.
What's your worth isn't real until somebody else offers something.
That's right.
That's right.
Netflix got into the game of stand-up specials.
Hulu's in the game of stand-up specials now.
Amazon puts up stand-up specials.
Hulu getting into the game of Netflix specials
bumped everybody else's.
Yeah, sorry, that I said.
Yeah.
Bumped everybody else's prices up significantly.
Because it's not like Netflix doesn't want to pay you.
They're going to pay.
They got money.
They were going to buy some,
uh,
wasn't Warner Brothers for billions of dollars.
But they don't have to pay you more than someone else is willing to offer.
Mm.
Right?
Yeah, so it's leverage.
So if Hulu's going, hey, we're going to give you this,
then Netflix's got to go, all right, well, we'll match that.
Or we've got to beat that.
And that's the same thing with TV shows.
That's the same thing with movies.
You want to be able to shop your shit to as many different people as possible
because it's just advantageous to you.
Yeah.
And it's weird, right?
Like, I hear people talk, this is the other crazy thing to me.
Like Netflix is the number one screamer in the world.
Right?
Number two.
No, number one.
No, YouTube's number one.
No, YouTube's number one.
I don't think YouTube considered a screamer, though.
YouTube's not considered a screamer like Disney and Amazon.
Oh, it's not like a paid streamer in that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Netflix is the number one screener that has subscribers.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, so they got 300 million plus subscribers.
I think it's like 700 plus million global views a day.
Yes, it's, you don't just dismiss Netflix.
And the crazy thing that's funny, the funny thing to me is, like, people will be like,
I'm not watching Breakfast Club on Netflix, but then you constantly tweeting about the America's next top models.
You're constantly tweeting about Scrange the thing.
You constantly tweeting about the ditty dog, whatever the fuck it is.
It's what you said, though.
It's like, you know, change is always going to be tricky and people are going to be
frustrated with change and eventually they'll adjust to it.
And a lot of it is just narrative, Andrew.
People, somebody will get online, create a narrative, put something in somebody's head.
No.
And then everybody will run with it.
No way.
When has that happened ever?
I can't fathom that that.
even exists. I'm just saying it
happened. So now everybody's like
yeah, I agree. But I just
want everybody to ask one simple
question to themselves.
What are the viewership numbers
on Netflix? And it's not
just for Breakfast Club, this is for Joe and Jada, this is
for Chelsea Handler, this is for
anybody that's over there, Bill
Simmons, what are the
numbers on Netflix? They're not going to tell you.
Now, when you get the numbers on Netflix,
then we can have an honest
conversation on whether
this is working tonight.
And by the way, if it don't work,
I will be the first to tell you.
Yeah.
Because I want us to win.
If we,
if sometimes we got to be the first over the hill
to see what's over there, cool.
But I'll be the first to tell you
if it don't work.
Yeah.
Trust me, trust and believe.
Okay.
And I'll be, yes.
Also, did anybody ever watch the whole breakfast club on YouTube
or were the interviews chopped up?
Exactly.
It was never the full show.
Right.
It was always segments.
Like, so, and even now when you go on the breakfast club
on YouTube,
do we do put up clips, you know, we put up clips on, so nothing has changed on social media.
That's no, I would organize Breakfast Club on Netflix. I would have, I would have, like,
I would have it piecemeal. Well, donkey today is peace.
Well, but, so for me, what I would do is, like, you click on Netflix and it's just like,
click on Breakfast Club, and it's just like, you know how it has episodes and seasons.
It doesn't have that. But what I would break it up is like, okay, donkey today, and then there's
all your donkey of days. Okay, interviews, and then there's all the interviews. And then there's
full episodes where you could just watch the full episode.
But that way, if you just want the donkey today, you're running that.
If you want an interview from three years ago there was fire and you just want to watch
it again, you get that.
Oh, no, but there's no back catalog on it.
That's what people don't realize.
Like, when you go, like, every day daily.
That's crazy.
I would have bought the bad catalog if I was now.
You can't?
How do you buy a back catalog?
It's all over the place.
I would have bought it anyway.
It's 15 years all over YouTube.
You can't do it.
And that shit, come on.
Back catalog, Breakfast Club would be too crazy.
Yeah, but you're not getting more money for it now.
Yes, you are.
I mean, you're getting like YouTube views
and that kind of.
Exactly.
You're still monetizing on YouTube.
But when you go there daily
on Netflix,
what you see is the Breakfast Club Full Show,
then you see Donkey in a day,
then you see the full interview.
So those are the three.
I love it.
Because they organize it like how to podcast.
I would have just license it like they do
Seinfeld or friends or whatever.
I would be like,
you know, give us your whole back catalog
and we're going to give you a licensing fee
for the length of the contract here.
And it can also be on YouTube,
but I just want you guys
to get into the flow of always coming to Netflix
to watch your breakfast club stuff?
Well, that's what I would do.
I don't want to say too much because I have ideas
and the last time I had an idea,
which I knew was going to happen.
Like I knew YouTube was going to, I knew,
and I said there's a brand of this episode
where I was like, you know what,
I'm not going to say this because I don't want to give them no ideas.
I knew they were going to suppress the content
that went over to Netflix.
It just makes sense.
What's you mean?
They suppressed the content.
Like the content that's still,
Because we still put clips up on YouTube.
Oh, but they're not, they're not letting it.
No, at all?
No.
And why would you?
But there must be some sort of like, what is the government body that regulates content on the airwaves, FTC?
Man, get the fuck.
The FCC.
Who do what they don't give a fuck.
But there should be some FCC, like if you're unfairly throttling content.
Like that's.
But they've been doing that, they can do that anyway.
And by the way, they're not regulated by the FCC.
What are we talking about?
YouTube's never been regulated by the FCC.
They must have some sort.
No. That's always been a question.
I think that's for television.
None.
Not for streamers.
That's the thing's for radio and fucking TV.
There wouldn't be a brilliant idiot if they were.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
But yes, man, go watch the Breakfast Club on Netflix.
You know, listen, guys, we're doing great.
That's all I can tell you.
And stay tuned for, you know, more announcements considering Breakfast Club on Netflix.
Because you know what my ultimate goal is, baby.
And just let you know that's right around the corner.
What's your ultimate goal?
to, no, man, I don't want to say.
You just said we know it.
I've told y'all off here.
I don't need to show my hands here.
Yeah, I'll tell y'all when it happens.
But it's going to be great.
Okay, it'll be great.
Guys, major announcement.
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That's every Sunday at 11 a.m.
And then also I'm throwing another comedy show,
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That's the brand.
We're throwing a show on March 16th at Barloom here in New York City,
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So if you're available, if you want to come, have laughed,
it's a crazy lineup, some familiar faces.
And yeah, I'll see you there,
canceled ComedyX.com.
What else we got, Taylor Gang?
I thought this was funny.
What?
More Asian hate?
It's how you do.
Don't you do it?
It's not.
Leave my guy Chris alone because she liked to do that shit, yo.
She shot at Chris twice last week for no fucking reason.
Chris don't bother nobody.
Yeah.
Okay?
It is fucking.
What do you mean twice?
You did.
Oh no, it was you didn't Andrew.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
And I didn't shoot at Chris.
Yes, you did.
He's Jewish.
Chris, can I ask you what the Taiwanese community think about AOC's remarks about America
defending Taiwan.
Oh, I didn't see those remarks. What she said?
She got a lot of criticism for it and some unfair, but like she didn't really have a
concrete answer. You know, she's like, we would do everything we could diplomatically to make
sure that that didn't happen. But I don't think she explicitly said America would defend
Taiwan, and I'm just wondering how your people feel about it.
She was going to fence it. Do you want to hear it?
Let's like Chris here. Let's like Chris here.
Would and should the U.S. actually commit U.S. troops to defend Taiwan?
if China were to move? You know, I think that this is such a, you know, I think that
this is a, this is of course a very long-standing policy of the United States. And I think what
we are hoping for is that we want to make sure that we never get to that point. And we
want to make sure that we are moving in all of our economic research and our global positions
to avoid any such confrontation and for that question to even arise.
It's not the strongest statement I've ever heard, but listen, I mean, I'm, well, you guys
have now had me convince them Taiwanese, so I'll keep going on with that thought.
But your wife's family, your wife is Taiwanese.
I have, I have a vested interest.
You frequent Taiwan a lot.
I'm a frequent visitor to Taiwan.
I have a lot tied up in Taiwan.
The idea of Taiwan being overtaken by mainland China would be painful for me, for sure.
I think I was talking to Charlemagne this weekend about it.
I would also be a hypocrite, the same way that you see Iranian Americans, all of a sudden, essentially, let's say, progressive Iranian Americans who are here because of democracy.
and are here because of freedom suddenly jumping in bed with Trump and cheering what he's doing,
I would very much be the same sort of hypocrite.
Where if, you know, a Republican conservative, you know, type suddenly was the last defender of Taiwan,
suddenly there's a saying, politics make strange bedfellows, right?
This would be an example of that.
Having said all that, I don't think there's going to be a ton of support for Taiwan if that situation takes place.
I don't, I mean, there's not a ton of support.
It's a different, you can't compare it to what's happening in Iran in terms of the U.S.'s
relationship to the two countries, but I think the one message you're hearing throughout this
from both sides pretty loud and clear is, we don't want this country getting involved in this
stuff, right?
We got problems here that need to address.
That would bode very poor.
But I will say this, the same way.
I think, unfortunately, we might learn
going into a country like Iran,
which is filled with mountains and 92 million people,
is not going to be Venezuela.
No, not at all.
Going into Taiwan is not going to be Venezuela
for China in this case.
Oh, whoa, this is a take I haven't heard.
Go.
I'm going to be on.
Wait, wait, hold on.
What do you mean?
Meaning this idea that, like, China, I mean, Taiwan is...
Does hypothetical wars?
When it's the real ones going on?
It's almost more calming to do it.
All right, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm saying Taiwan's a small country
comparatively to China, right?
China has all the advantage
in terms of military and arms and what have you.
With all that being said,
if they invade Taiwan,
it is going to be brutal street fighting,
block by block.
You think the Taiwanese people
will defend it to the death?
My wife's cousin is a very successful
executive on an international level has everything to lose.
He's very matter-of-factly told me like,
oh, if they invade, I will be out in the street
with a fucking stick if I have to.
Like, we're going to get killed out there.
We're not going to lay down.
Damn.
And, you know, how Iranians feel about it is probably a little more split.
Taiwan's fairly split, too.
Interesting.
Right?
I mean, because you've got to remember,
there's a significant portion of the population from Taiwan,
who's a generation ago, they did immigrate from China.
Right.
In 1940, they were the nationalists who got chased out.
No, no, no, the opposite.
I'm sorry, the Mao opposition.
Chenkajek, they were chased out by Mao, right?
Yeah, yeah.
So to those people, the idea of being part of China
might not be the worst thing in the world.
They see themselves as Chinese.
Right.
So people like my wife's family who have been in Taiwan for four or five hundred years.
Oh, that's interesting.
Right.
Oh, that's very...
If people want a history of Taiwan, you can skip ahead if you're not into this shit.
We'll mark it.
But Taiwan as an island is inhabited by people who are essentially Samoans.
That's my ignorance.
I assume that it was inhabited by the Mao opposition.
I didn't realize that it was a country that it existed with his own indigenous population.
And then the Mao's opposition came...
No, that's not what happened.
There's an indigenous population.
Maybe not Somo.
but Pacific Islanders or so. Yeah, yeah. Around the 17th century, Chinese pirates start using
the coast of Taiwan as a base to raid mainland China. Then people start setting up sugar cane
plantations on Taiwan. And you have a wave of immigrants from mainland, southern China,
who come to Taiwan and they slowly begin to populate it, but they live essentially in peace
with the indigenous population. And this is for about 400 years. Got it. There's a period when the
Portuguese kind of take over, but for the most part, the mainland Chinese are in control,
alongside an indigenous population. The Japanese coming in about 1850, no, 1880 maybe. They kind of
leave the Chinese population alone, but they target the indigenous population. Taiwan has a huge
mountain range, which runs the spine of the country. It's very dense. It's very difficult to traverse.
they chase the indigenous into the mountains and slowly kind of hump them down and wipe them off the island.
This is, you know, turn of the last century.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So now you have essentially a Chinese and ethnically Chinese population that's controlled by a colonial Japanese force.
Until 1948, when the Japanese lose World War II, have to evacuate Taiwan.
And now you have the nationalists who've been fighting Mao in mainland China.
They're driven, they escape, they flee to Taiwan,
and they claim that's China, which obviously it's not.
And now you have a divided ethnically Chinese population
where there's people,
my sister is married to a Taiwanese-American guy also.
His parents immigrated from China in 1948.
We called them Taiwanese.
They see themselves as Chinese, right?
Because they're ethnically Chinese.
Everyone's ethnically Chinese.
It's just...
Except your wife's family, which is ethnically Taiwanese.
But ethnically Taiwanese is still ethnically Chinese.
But you said that there was an indigenous population that was chased into the mountains.
Right.
And there's some intermarriage, like she's partially indigenous.
But the example would be like, we all came from, let's say, Britain to an extent, right?
Yeah, yeah.
They're people who came at one period and then there's another wave who come 300 years later.
They all have the same common cultural roots.
Yeah.
They don't see each other as the same.
Interesting.
So now you have a country that's split between two parties,
and part of those people see themselves as Taiwanese
and feel they have nothing to do whatever with mainland China.
Part of them see themselves as Chinese, and they're fine with...
Chris, you're never this enthused about Jewish conversations.
We can talk to you.
Never given us.
Has he ever given us any breakdown like this about Israel?
Never, ever.
That was amazing.
I'm not going to like that.
I didn't know any of that.
And I'm also thinking to myself, and I hate,
to say it, I feel like Chinese
going into Taiwan is inevitable
because of the state of the world.
When you look at Russia, things are happening
that you've never thought you'd see before.
Russia going into Ukraine, America going
after Iran, why wouldn't China
go into Taiwan? They're
not a great army.
Historically. Okay, okay.
I mean, you know, knock on wood.
They really would prefer to strangle
you economically than invade.
That's kind of their M.O.
Yeah, they're not a, uh,
Expansionists.
Well, they do.
I mean, they've expanded
throughout Vietnam
and all throughout
Southeast Asia,
Malaysia,
and all these places,
but they do it
by sending waves of immigrants
who populate and take over
the government.
They don't love
to send in armies.
Their armies don't fight so well.
Taiwan is,
I think,
the most densely populated
country in the world
could be like...
So is that the only way
for them to take over Taiwan?
Well, they tried to take it over.
Ironically,
the Komitong,
which is the group
that fled,
after World War II is now the pro mainland China party in Taiwan.
They've lost power, but the sense was,
as long as they had power,
they would slowly reintegrate themselves.
It's sort of similar to what you've seen in Taiwan,
I'm not Taiwan, in Hong Kong.
Hong Kong, yeah.
Where they've just kind of taken over Hong Kong,
and now Hong Kong's no longer an independent country.
The problem is you've had generations,
even if you see yourself as connected to mainland China culturally,
you've had several generations who are free in terms of democracy and free in terms of expression,
economic opportunity in a way that you don't get in mainland China.
And are those...
Are they willing to sacrifice that?
And that's the big question.
Yeah.
How bad...
That was great.
We got to save that from when China amazana.
Oh, because when it happens now, the same way all of a sudden, now we're all Iranian experts?
But no, you're different, Chris.
You're...
You know the region.
Yes, you go there all the time.
You go there every year.
I would listen to you before I listen to anybody.
Well, not anybody, but most people.
Well, hopefully my services will not be required.
Exactly.
How bad is Iran going to get?
I think very bad.
Me too.
Unless they just back up.
I think America thought this was going to be the usual tit for tat.
You know, we hit you, you hit us back.
Okay, cool.
We come back to the table, blah, blah, blah.
Not this time.
Not this time.
And it feels like Iran is going to let
America, punch yourself out basically.
Did you see the...
I said to someone the other day,
this might be the greatest
Ropa Dope of all time.
Damn.
Explain, Chris.
Because you'll do it better to me.
Did you see the theory
about how the U.S. could run low-on weapons
for this assault on Iran
because it just cost us more?
Yeah.
This is Afghanistan with the Russians again.
Right.
They punched themselves out.
So like in when...
So somebody told me that, like, Afghanistan
was the Russians Vietnam.
You can see that.
Right?
So basically the Russians...
are like sending these like, you know, military helicopters to go fight a war with people who are like
literally hiding in caves. And then I think the Americans were arming them with rocket launchers that could
take out these helicopters. And each helicopter costs fucking $20 million. And each rocket launcher costs,
you know, 10,000 bucks. So if you just do the math, eventually you're like, okay, this is no longer
worth it. And I think that's the situation where people are presenting for Iran, which is like,
If it costs a million bucks every time we shoot down one of these drones is $20,000.
You do the math.
As long as they can keep making drones or keep launching them, it's just going to be too costly.
Will we run out of missiles?
I don't know.
But Iran ain't even got to the good shit yet, bro.
So they say.
The question is, have we limited their capacity to launch it?
I thought we did that last summer.
Oh, yeah.
I thought we did that last summer.
So when the war starts, the first casualty is the truth.
God damn.
So you can't believe anything you see.
I, I, I, what, okay, there's so many things that you can point to to say that pisses you off about this situation, right?
Shultz, you were a big anti-war guy.
Huge, right?
My biggest issue, I'm not going to say biggest, but the problem I have is I don't want
American government and American elected officials be holding to anybody but the American people.
I don't care if it's hooting in Russia.
Mm-hmm.
I don't care if it's BB and Israel.
I don't want us doing the bidding of anybody except for the,
I don't want the American government doing the bidding of anybody except for the American people.
And I think that's the thing here that the American people are trying to understand.
They're like, how is this beneficial to us?
Right.
Like, and you hear the people trying to put out the propaganda, which is they said,
oh, they've chanted death to America.
And it's just like, yeah, I don't want, no country should be chanted death to America.
Okay, we don't want that.
We're not pro that, right?
But like, oh, they're going to have nuclear weapons.
The reality is, you could tell me all these statistics and facts.
But if the American people themselves, if we do not have an existential threat from the country of Iran, it's going to be very hard to get support for a war against them.
And I don't know if the average American is walking around afraid of Iran.
Do you guys think that that exists here in America?
How did they reboot a script for a war?
But only not in a like conventional army sense.
I mean, I'm afraid of any country or anybody that could unleash individual terrorists against the country.
Of course, but I think Americans are afraid that they're not going to be able to afford health care.
I think Americans are afraid they're not going to be able to buy a house.
I think Americans are afraid that they're not going to be able to continue working at their job
because it's going to be replaced by AI.
So if you want to hear about a government spending hundreds of billions of dollars,
you would hope that those hundreds of billions of dollars are going to work on those fears that America have,
not this existential threat that you still have.
low on our list.
Yes.
Well, let's address the elephant in the room.
Yeah.
Very high on somebody else's list.
Absolutely.
Right?
Yeah.
So, say the person's name.
The great nation of Israel.
And, you know, like, I think it's very, we're at a very dangerous moment,
especially for Jews in America because...
Prince said that you're Jewish, just for people who just...
For those who don't know, I am a Jew.
Jewish support in America.
or I should say America's support for Israel
has always just been like a given, right,
for the last 50 years.
Like it's just been sort of accepted.
We're always going to,
they are going to be our closest ally in the region,
you know, arguably one of our closest allies
across the world, period.
I don't know if it's ever fully been under a microscope, right?
It is under a fucking microscope right now.
And, you know, I think I'm going to say to you,
like, I think they're out over their skis.
at the moment. And, you know, I want to be very careful in the phrasing. You know, this isn't
about Jews specifically in America. It's not even necessarily about the state of Israel. It is very
specifically about the Netanyahu government, which is a very aggressive government, which is a
great wing government that's been corrupted and was frankly on its way out before October 7th with
the possibility that he would have wound up in jail. Why didn't nobody talk about that?
It's a very real situation.
I'm like, why is nobody talking about?
I knew that already.
And you got a dangerous situation where, in my opinion,
you have two leaders with nothing to lose who might potentially be facing jail
or some sort of repercussion for how they're moving.
And that's a dangerous combo.
They're going to make moves that I don't think a whole lot of other people would have made.
And you don't know what to believe because the story was.
was last summer, I think it was, hey, we bombed their shit.
That was crazy at the moment.
We've sent this incredible bunker.
We obliterated their nuclear capabilities.
It's over.
Can we talk about that for a moment?
Because there was an interesting thing that happened back then.
We obliterated their nuclear capabilities, supposedly,
which they were very easily gotten back up and running within weeks,
and now they're weeks away from another nuclear bomb.
Okay, whatever.
They did a retaliatory attack.
Do you guys remember that?
Yeah.
They attacked a base.
Where was it?
Somewhere in the middle.
It was light.
Appropriately light.
Well, tit for tat.
But what was interesting is after that, there was no further retaliation.
That's what they thought this was going to be.
I really believed.
Well, I'm curious your thoughts on it then.
Because what I thought about that moment was, I thought that basically the U.S.
Let them save face.
Right.
They're like, yeah, we're going to take out your nuclear capabilities.
Right.
You're saying death to America.
we're worried about you nuking us.
Who knows if that's even real?
Maybe Israel's worried about them,
nuking them, and we're doing it for them.
But they go to attack us.
They let us know before the attack happens,
and then we let them save face.
And then it's just, and I looked at it and I go,
oh, wow, maybe we don't want to go to war with Iran.
Maybe we are going to prioritize
not having boots on the ground in a foreign country
and trying to bomb them into regime change,
which has never happened in the history of the world.
Right.
Maybe.
And then this happened.
and it's like, all right.
It don't even make no sense.
I mean, the thing I hate the most is how Americans get screwed.
I mean, number one, of course, you know, to get.
Can I say one thing real quick?
Because I hear all these people saying justifications for it online.
They're like, well, the, you know, what is it called?
Iran state-sponsored terror has killed 1,000 Americans over the last whatever years.
Iran-state sponsored terror, have tried to kill President Trump.
And oppressing the people in Trump.
And the oppressive.
But, like, what I don't understand is all these things happen.
happened before when we struck the nuclear facility.
What has changed between then and now?
I can tell you what changed.
Well, but do you understand what I'm saying?
It's like all of a sudden this propaganda is coming out where like we had to do this because
of what they've done.
Well, I will say there have been a lot of people who have always been speaking out for the
people of Iran and have actually been screaming and begging for America to intervene.
Let's be very clear.
And get rid of the leadership in Ireland.
I don't think there's, again, I can't speak for Americans, but I doubt there's anybody
in America that doesn't want the people to.
Iran to be liberated from an incredibly oppressive regime. The question is, is it worth
thousands and thousands of American lives and hundreds of billions of American taxpayer dollars
to do it? Yeah. And I just think it's wild when I hear-
I think it's wild when I hear people who say, who are in support of the Iranian people and they say,
I want them to get a taste of the democracy that we've experienced here in America. Sure. But can we
also acknowledge that our democracy here in America is looking very shaky.
You don't want this version.
You know.
There's a better version and it's like the guy.
It's better than what you got now.
The guy you're cheering to go do it is literally threatening our democracy.
But I guess here.
What I said is I wouldn't be critical of a person who is Persian, right, who like wants to see their family liberated.
Like my criticism is not of you.
I completely get that.
I understand that.
The question then is like I also don't begrudge any American that's like, why the fuck are we doing this when I can't even afford to buy a house?
Bro.
How do we all of a sudden have hundreds of billions of dollars?
for this war, that I don't even understand how it benefits us at all, and I don't feel any existential
threat from this country.
That's the basic thing, right?
The basic thing is, like Tupac said, they got money for war but can't feed the Pope,
but then you got the fact that there was no plan.
Like, there wasn't even no plan for the Iranian people who were going to get these leaders
out, and then, you know, the people will take a...
What does that even mean, number one?
Number two, what about all of these people stuck in all of these countries?
That's how you know it wasn't no plan.
That's how you know none of this was really, truly premeditated.
This is some spur in a moment shit.
Because why wouldn't they get our people out of Israel and Dubai?
Because look.
So real quick, Chris.
So what is change, right?
Because this is the stuff that I hear people that are supportive of this saying, right?
They're like, they tried to kill Trump, right?
Which you should never try to attempt to assassinate a leader of the United States of America, any foreign country.
Did he give an example of how, though?
Again, this is, I'm going off of like what they're, I don't want to call it propaganda, but let's just whatever.
Let's, they're, they're, they're propaganda.
So all the things that they're saying existed before we took out the nuclear facility.
What has changed from then until now that we need to do this?
A cash transfer.
I mean, I'm just on the table.
Is it a fair question that I'm asking?
Like, it was so.
This is the most like the brightest version I can paint of it.
Iran is at a historically weak moment in that it's, remember, they're Shiite Muslims.
They're not Sunni Muslims.
They're the minorities in the Muslim world.
So they're essentially only have but so many allies to start with.
Syria was a very close major ally.
Iran supports Hamas.
Right.
Hezbollah.
Yeah, no, there's no.
Those guys are all.
The Houthis.
Houthi.
Yeah.
Syria is over.
Hamas is essentially destroyed.
Hezbollah is like barely there.
This was the moment where if you were a country,
that saw Iran as existential threat,
this is the moment to make your move.
They're never probably going to be this week again.
The problem is the country who sees that as Israel.
So what has happened between the relationship
with Israel and America that suddenly we felt obliged
to move with them because essentially we're their sponsor?
We give them their military budget.
We pour billions of dollars into them.
We should be calling the shot in every situation.
There's a famous moment.
I think it was with Clinton, like when he was talking to Netanyahu and, you know, like,
I think Netanyahu, oh, no, it was Sharon.
But one of the presidents, you know, was like trying to Boston Rower was like, who's the fucking superpower here?
Yeah.
Where are the superpower?
Right.
We're calling the shots.
We don't seem to be calling the shots at the moment.
And the problem is I would even welcome some bullshit messaging where they're,
They make a case.
They don't lie us in the war no more, you.
They aren't giving us anything.
They didn't even try with this one.
They didn't even try with the propaganda.
Which went through the whole yellow cake and the holing pals.
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, damn it.
No, they don't.
They go, Venezuela got oil.
We're taking it.
Greenland got rare earths.
We're taking it.
And now with Iran, they don't even have a thing that we're taking.
Right?
Like, they don't even say, hey, we're going to run.
We don't even get a trailer, bro.
I don't even get a trailer, bro.
I don't even get a trailer, bro.
They just drop the movie?
Can expect us to go see it, bro?
Like the day of?
Warm us up a little.
Warm us up a little bit.
Before World War II, the King of England came here eating hot dogs.
Right?
Like, they had to find a way to get American support into shit.
And I think now with the way that, like, information is disseminated, it's, like, democratized so, like, people can say stuff.
So you don't have every single news program just spouting the same fucking bullshit, right?
Now they can't exactly lie us in.
Right.
They made Colin Powell go explain his case in front of the U.N., right?
Yeah.
He had to go.
They sold it to us.
I think I read a statistic that said 70% of all people during that time literally believed Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.
Yeah.
30% I think I don't know if these are exact number, but it's around the range.
30% thought it was some complete bullshit.
Right now I saw a number that says it's the complete opposite.
Oh, yeah.
30% are like, believe it.
And 70% are like, what the fuck is this bullshit?
And also, let's stop being frivolous with American lives.
Four Americans have died.
Man.
Right?
Four Americans have died.
That we know of.
That we know of...
I have no reason to believe that that number is only four people.
Fair.
I think that they...
Whatever.
Doesn't matter.
I wouldn't...
I just think it might be up to six now.
Or maybe it's six up there.
Okay.
But my point is like,
zero American lives should be taken
if you don't have an excuse for us to even go do this.
Like, not a single American should be dead
if you're not even willing to give us a reason
why we should be going to do this.
And if the whole world...
How disrespectful is that to Americans,
The people that are not only foot in a bill for this,
but also risking their lives for us
that you don't even give us the dignity of an excuse to go do it?
And what's so sad is when the whole...
All of y'all got to get out of here.
What sad is when the whole world and Americans
are looking at the situation,
and we know the reason,
because you're beholding the BB Netanyahu.
We don't know why.
We don't know if it's because of you're getting paid,
allegedly.
We don't know if you're...
We just know you're compromised in some way.
And I'll say it again.
I don't want any American...
elected official being beholden to anybody but the American people.
Like, I don't get to fuck who it is.
You know what?
I think Iran took away the excuse that the U.S. was going to use because during the
protest, oh, sorry, during the protest in December and January, Trump was talking like,
hey, if you don't stop killing protesters, we are going to come and, like, defend them.
Like, we are going to get involved.
And we already started sending a lot of those, the boats, what are the military boats?
We started sending them there during that time.
And then Iran all of a sudden just stopped killing protesters.
So it took away the excuse we were probably going to use to attack.
I don't know if that's true.
They killed thousands of protesters.
No, no, but Trump was like, no, no, no, I'm talking.
This was during while they were killing them.
Oh.
It happened in December and January.
And then they stopped killing protesters.
I don't know if they stopped doing it because.
Trump said it or they stopped it because they killed enough that it thwarted the protest. That's what I think.
No, I think the protest was still going on. And people, people were requesting that America come and
liberate them. Right. Let's play this and then go to asking idiots, man. This is, um,
this has never been. This has been about Israel's regional. This is Jeffrey Sachs, the American
economists. Listen to this. This has never been about nuclear weapons. This has been about Israel's
regional hijableness.
in the Middle East. Israel wants to topple the Iranian regime, period. It has said so. This is not a
mystery. This is not my claim. This is Israeli policy repeated year in, year out. The whole idea
that Trump is negotiating to prevent Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. Duh? That was negotiated.
Trump ripped it up. The Iranians have come back every year to say, we don't want a nuclear weapon. We want negotiations.
The United States does not accept yes for an answer because it works for the government of Israel.
This is the point. Why does it work for the government of Israel? It's a little hard to understand.
Maybe because it's of Mike Huckleby's parishioners, because of people who read the Bible and say,
say, okay, that's our foreign policy. That's possible. It may be because of what's in the
Epstein files that haven't been released. It may be blackmail. It may be corruption. It may be
many other things. But it is not about America's interests. We have no interest whatsoever
in going to a war with Iran right now. If there is such a war, it's a war because Israel
has told the United States what to do. And that raises a question. Why has the
the United States done what Israel has told the United States to do for 30 years. And I don't just
mean about Iran. I mean across the Middle East. Acquiring minds want to know, guys. So I said this like
jokingly but kind of serious on flagrant. America should annex Israel the same way like we want to
take over Greenland and just take all of Venezuela's resources. Like if they had to start paying taxes and
we got...
But see, I agree with Chris.
I don't think he should punish
the whole state of Israel
because of having a bad man
in charge.
But why would that be punishing?
It would be part of it.
I don't even know what annex means.
It sounds like...
What he wants to do to Greenland.
It's a punishment because it would go against
what the desire for having your own nation state is.
That's why they would see it as a punishment.
Well, it would also keep us
literally physically vested in like the most
volatile place of the earth.
That's what we're doing it already.
But we don't need to.
Can ask you all a question?
But that's the thing with me.
We're going to do it at least.
We were getting some out of it.
You may ask us a serious.
Does Israel need regime change, Chris?
Oh, yeah, 100%.
Okay.
Yeah.
Netanyahu is taking them to the brink right now.
And I don't know.
They probably see it differently.
I understand if you lived in Israel, my cousin lives in Israel, his family lives in
Israel, I'm sure they are legitimately afraid of the threat of Iran.
I get all that.
That's also reasonable.
It's not unreasonable. It's not unreasonable.
But, you know, even like what Sacks was saying, like the diplomatic attempt to solve this,
this is when Trump hires or assigns unqualified people to important jobs just because they're yes men.
We're seeing the results of that right now.
Who were the special envoys?
Steve Whitkoff, Jared Kushner.
Yeah, but right now you're bailing out Trump kind of.
I know, but I'm just ultimately, I don't think so.
But my point is, these are real estate guys.
Yes, I know, I know.
I guess what I'm saying is like, ultimately he's the responsible party for the decision.
Oh, I'm just showing you how incompetent he is.
Yes, yes, yes, because he doesn't care about putting the best people.
I'm not saying a season, 50-year veteran of these conversations might have landed us in a different place.
But when you literally send in your real estate buddies into the most volatile place of the,
the world. And American lives are at stakes.
With American like. Six Americans
died, bro. Like, this is what I think we've
Pete Hegseth. He's a
fucking Fox News guy, man. He shouldn't
be the Secretary of War. Why isn't this shit
working? Guys, I think we've
become desensitized to the
amount of deaths in war, right?
Like, we hear these staggering numbers coming
out of Gaza, staggering numbers coming
out of Ukraine, Russia. It's like,
well, think about the girls in Iran.
What I said, 151 girls got killed?
167 girls.
Like we just like, just think about that your dad.
You got daughters.
We got kids.
We got kids.
Just think about that your kids.
So this is the argument that people make why you can't bomb people into regime change.
Bombing people is going to actually unite them against the party.
They're bombing them.
Yeah.
By the way, for-
Geno.
By the way, for generations.
Not just for generations.
It's up.
Murder Inc. versus 50 cents.
It's up for generations, bro.
Yeah.
Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor gang.
Tell a gang, gang, gang, got to get home to Lil P.
Little P called me this morning, nine months old,
already using the phone.
Like, yo, make sure mommy get home at a reasonable time.
He said before 7.30, so I think.
He's teasing and the babysitting.
He told me that.
He said that this morning.
Now, he did.
He was like, yo, I'm over here.
I said, what's wrong, man?
He's like, I'm over here, teething.
I said, damn, that's crazy.
And you tried to put some liquor on his gums last night.
He wasn't having it.
Is that true?
What?
Wait, wait.
What you mean?
What you mean?
That's so funny.
How about you just tuned you out?
Hold on.
All right.
Ask an idiot's man.
Brian underscore Rolea 710.
Best stereotype that you believe are can prove that is real on any race.
I mean, it's so many.
I always say it's not a stereotype if it's true.
I actually don't go out of my way to look for stereotypes.
But when I see him, I understand them.
You know what I mean?
I told you all the other day, I was, I went off the, I was going down to, I got off
the highway, I was going down to one way.
You know how you get off the highway and it's like the yield sign and you're going
off the one way?
There was a car coming to other direction.
I had to like slow down a little bit and the car was going to other direction and then
the car backed up in the middle of the median to drive back out on the road.
Woman.
What else?
Asian?
It's not a stereotype if it's true.
That's literally what I think in my mind.
I think that I thought in my mind as soon as I thought.
I say it's not a stereotype if it's true, yo.
Man, Chris.
Well, so.
What you're going to do now?
Chris getting it today, boy.
I'm just telling you.
I told you all this story already.
Anybody here have been to Asia?
Yeah.
No, I've never been to Asia.
Where have you been in Asia?
I've been to Singapore.
I've been to Singapore.
The driving is impeccable.
But it's self-driving cars.
Aren't the cars driving themselves?
No, it's the...
I don't know.
I kind of think Asians are like pluribus.
Like, they communicate...
This is so stupid.
All on one brain.
So, like, when they're just with each other, they drive perfect.
It's kind of what I was going for.
Yeah.
Oh, so it's art.
It's awesome.
Yeah, it's like...
America brings out...
Bad driving.
God, yes.
When you're in your home country and there's a understood set of rules and everyone's
on the same page, the driving.
When you're in the Middle East, it's insane the driving.
Like, or even that you go to, when I was in Africa, Egypt, insane the driving.
They don't even like abide by the street lanes.
It's everybody's honking, whatever, but it's this beautiful chaos and it kind of works.
Yeah.
Right?
Maybe that's what makes them the best drivers.
That's why they come here and it's Uber, right?
So maybe they get the experience.
That's like the Division I SEC school that you're going to learn how to be a football player.
Colonization is another stereotype.
What's that?
Colonization.
Like white people?
Yeah.
That we like to do that?
Oh, yeah.
Why?
Oh, it's been going down the last couple of years.
White people colonizing?
Oh, yeah.
Yes, sir.
I feel like it's more non-white people moving into America.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about going to take up friends.
Right?
Like, isn't it, isn't it, aren't, if you go on the internet, people kind of think we're being colonized.
Every culture colonizes.
Yeah.
Yeah, but.
Unless you broke and whack.
What?
I'm just saying, like, if you, if your, if your history, if your culture hadn't colonized at all at any point of time, you were just bums.
Or good people.
Nah, ain't no good people.
Ain't no good people.
Like, fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Ain't old.
I actually went through a list.
There's.
From what I can tell, unscientifically,
only one group of people who've never colonized another.
Oh, who's that, Chris? This is good.
I would call them Eskimos.
I think there's another name you're supposed to use now.
I don't know.
No, I'm serious.
Cold people?
And I think it's environmental.
Like, you got to keep it real simple when you're living in the order.
You don't have the ability of time.
Everybody else is a colonizer.
Eskimos, they're not guilty.
I've never met an Eskimo, yo.
Neither of you.
Neither of you.
I bet Eskimo.
Get the fuck out of here.
Where at?
I was in Alaska.
Really?
Yeah.
How are they?
Tall Mexican.
Really?
Yeah.
I don't know why I thought they were short.
Nah, tall.
Did they really do the Eskimo kiss shit?
Yeah.
Really.
Yeah.
You guys are right tall.
Inuit.
That's the word of.
Inuit.
Inuit.
Why are you calling them that, bro?
You did not have to call him the N word, Chris.
That's crazy.
See, he's stereotyped.
And the stereotype is true.
You're using the N word.
Say Quaymerk underscore, what's something you did that was ridiculous, but it bought you a lot of joy.
This podcast.
Yeah.
Every week we risk it all.
100%.
I mean, we've been risking it all.
Every week for 13 years.
Isn't that crazy?
But it brings so much joy.
Now, but isn't that crazy for 13 years we come here?
We just, we say shit that is way too wild for how known we are and how much we have to lose.
And forget we recorded, forget we on video.
It's too much.
Why do we do this to ourselves?
It's awesome.
But we are, it's like.
It's too much, God.
Yeah.
It's too much.
It's actually ridiculous.
But it brings so much joy.
My week don't go the same, you know.
I got to come in and just dump.
I get itchy.
That's it.
Yeah.
Let me just dump.
Let me just put it out.
I don't want to dump. Let me put it out there, guys.
Get it out.
You know what I mean?
And we're still on YouTube so you can leave comments and talk shit.
You know what I mean?
We're the ones that should actually go to Netflix.
You know what I'm saying?
We should actually go to Netflix so you all can shut the fuck up.
Okay?
We're kind of right.
We're not going to do that.
We're out here.
That's part of it.
That's also what makes it ridiculous.
We come here every week, risk it all, and then let these people have an opinion on it.
We're doing too much, but.
How much do we do?
How much are we doing? Too much. Too much. It's crazy. Major.
Dot Katree says, what is something or someone you have seen that does not get enough credit?
Oh, so many. I mean, where do you begin? Like, you got to give me industry. You got to break it down.
Like, man, there's a lot of people I think don't get enough credit.
one of the most recent
I think Reverend Jesse Jackson
is a person who didn't get enough credit
I think that
people had a perception
especially a lot of black people had a perception
of him that I don't think was true
or fair
and you know that's why I've liked a lot of the
the audio that has come out from the Honorable Minister
Louis Farrakhan where he's just
basically telling you watch your mouth about Jesse Jackson
you know what I'm saying and like you know
they had their differences
but they were brothers.
But he's like,
yo, watch your mouth about Jesse Jackson
because you simply have not done
as much as him
when it comes to the advancement of black people.
Like watch your fuck.
And he literally like,
I mean, of course he don't say watch your fucking mind.
But that's what he's essentially saying,
watch your mouth.
But I think he's somebody that doesn't get enough credit.
Another person that I don't think get enough credit
told y'all last week, Sheik Luch, God damn it.
Yo, shout out Sheik, man.
Okay.
Shout out Sheik Luce don't get enough credit.
Give him his flowers.
Sheik has had some of the most classic
versus on some of the most classic
records. I was hate.
I was hate. Big.
I was hate.
Big hate. Big hate.
I was hate. Big hate.
And I mean, I, man, I'll stand on this.
You can go back and listen to some of them old
locks freestyles, you know, like
you'll see with the locks and big eagle.
Go listen to the locks over cream.
Yo, Sheik was smoking shit.
Smoking shit, bruh.
So shout out the Sheik. What about you?
What's something that someone you have seen that does not get enough credit?
Those hookers that handled Stephen Hawkins on Epstein's Island.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
Somebody sold me the pictures.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe those pictures are real.
What the fucker what they're doing to Stephen Hawkins, bro?
You believe all those conspiracies, but you don't believe that?
Nah, no, bro.
Nah.
There's too many questions that need to be answered, bro.
Yeah.
The Stephen, he's alive, right?
No.
Oh, he died.
Did his dick work?
Yeah.
How do we know?
They know.
There was two of them.
I need to talk to them, yo.
You know where, you know he, right?
What?
He's a .
God loves black holes.
This guy, man.
You should get paid to do this, bro.
This guy, man.
This guy, man.
Oscar be savage on him
You're right man
That was ridiculous
As always
If you listen to this podcast
You think we're smart
You think we're brilliant
You think we're
Hold on man
Hold on hold on
Hold on
Oh man
As always
You're outside
We're smart
You think we're intelligent
You think we're brilliant
You're absolutely right
But if you think we're just a couple
idiots who don't know shit
You're right too
It's the brilliant
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