The Brilliant Idiots - As You Know It

Episode Date: August 18, 2022

Brilliant idiots was exactly as you know it this week! But would you be surprised that many people don’t even realize that charlamagne and Andrew do a show together?! Moreover , this week they congratulated Angela Yee leaving the breakfast club and the great things to come in the future for the show and what it means to be a beautiful man after the viral video of Channing Crowder complimenting another man of his looks. They also speak on Britney Griners sentence in Russia and andrews disgust with monkey pox. They finish off the show with some ask an idiot resulting in a conversation about if a height of a man matches their manz below (if you get my drift). ********************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-zRsExS9E0VBmwb9Cekdug/featured https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empty-thoughts-show/id1622292632 Empty Thoughts IG/Tik Tok https://www.instagram.com/emptythoughtsshow/ https://www.tiktok.com/discover/empty-thought-show Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Last week, Andrew Shultz took another honeymoon. Yeah. Why not? I ain't got to explain myself, yeah. Andrew Shultz. You know what I mean? I almost explain myself.

Andrew Shultz said vacations over child's college funds. I ain't got no kids What we're saying for? That abortion going to cost if you want one of those That's when your money's going to go I'm married, I can't get those Try to convince your wife

To get an abortion, there's no way No, there's definitely no way It depends though Y'all might already had like four or five You know what I mean? That is true Yeah, yeah Yeah, I'd just be tired of having them That is true, you know?

Your wife with no kids that you just got married to Oh no, she wants to be in. That's going to be. Yeah, yeah. She was trying to get one when we were out there in Italy. Really? Yeah. What you mean?

Explain how one tries to get one. You know, you know. You know? She was clutching the cheeks. Clutching the cheeks. Okay, okay, okay. Why not? Eject.

That's the beauty of being married, bro. Hey, man. You can have guilt-free raw sex. Yeah. And I care where to come going. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I was in Italy, your hair in Europe is wow Wow, right? Your Europe hair is crazy. When in Rome. When in Rome, you know what I mean? Do you go to the Europe hairstyles when you get there? Are you going on YouTube for tutorials?

My slick back shit? What? I brought it back even today a little bit. No, I leaned in, bro. I leaned in. I flukes in Italy. Italy's great. I've never been.

Is it really fine? You would love it, dude. Food? Amazing. Yeah, you got to see. stick with the Italian shit. They don't know how to do nothing else. But that's the only thing I would want when I go over there. Exactly. But like I think what happens is sometimes like people try to open restaurants

out there that like gastro, you know, whatever. You know what they're like mixed different cultures and food? Italians don't know how to, Italians are the best at pasta, pizza and fish. Yeah. Don't even try to do anything else. That makes sense though. So when you're in Italy, you can be like, hey, man, I want to go to an American restaurant tonight. You're going to move for American?

No. They do that type of shit? I mean, some people do, or they try to, like, make the Italian thing, like, fancy, because so many rich people are going there. Rich people need, like, a fancy thing. And we were just telling a guy at the hotel, like, yo, where do y'all eat? We want to go where you guys eat. Right. And those places were fire.

And any time we went to, like, the fancy place. Mid. Mid. Yeah. Because they were trying too much. Yeah. Perfected Italian food. Yeah.

Like, you don't go to China and then try to eat. Mexico. Mexican. Yeah, I'm about to say you go to China, you try to eat a little bit of everything. Literally. There's a lot of different things over there. You literally can eat everything. Like, we've seen the videos of the wet markets and stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You probably go there and try something very unique. Yeah, but maybe that's what they're great at doing. Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't last in Italy. All too much cheese, bro. Oh, cheese fucks you up? Cheese ruins me.

But, I'll tell you this. My wife has an allergy to cheese in the States. Really? Gets her acne, fucks her whole shit up. Me too. over there? None. Wow.

Oh, because it's not processed and shit probably. None of the food. Like she can't eat dairy here. She can't even drink dairy here. She goes over there, has as much as she wants, not a single pimple,

nothing. Wow. Well, I mean, it's only been in a few days. Give it a minute. This, I'm just saying, I don't know we can't go

with this theory just yet. I just got back, bro. I'm telling you, usually, usually. That's what she just eats in there and then blames it when she goes back. Yeah.

No, but yeah, I'm telling you the food out there is different. So are you taking another honeymoon of the question? No. We were out there because we were out there. We did podcasts in England. What?

Okay. So basically I... Oh, wait a man, Italy's next to England? Nah, but close enough. Okay. So basically, okay, this is what happened. I got asked to do this movie in northern England, a place called Leeds. Oh, you went to go shoot a movie?

Exactly. Hey. So, and it's so funny because the more I tell people on this podcast to not cast me in movies, I swear to God, Charleston, the more I get cast in the movies. It's the audience, bro. They're like, yo, this guy has an audience. And every time we get a contract and it's just like, the first thing we're like, yeah, we can't do it. And they're like, we need him to do it.

It's kind of crazy. It's amazing. Yeah. And it's only going to continue to make what you're doing that much bigger. You know, I don't know if you realize it. I wish we could gauge some of this stuff and just see like how many new Andrew Schultz fans it is. Because I get it. A lot. What do you mean?

Like people coming up to me like, like something. But dude came up to me another day at the radio. Mind you, you've been coming to, you've been at the station for a decade. There was a dude name, dude that works at KT you. He was like, man, I don't know Andrew Shost was so funny, man. He was like, man. I watched the infamous man. And I be watching all this stand-up clips, man.

He was like, yo, he's really, really fucking funny, yo. And I'm like, yeah. Yo, you know my, you know my favorite thing is when people know you, you, they know me, have no clue that we've been doing a podcast for 10 years. That's a dude that came to you. No, dude that came to you actually said, you know, y'all still do a brilliant idiot? Yes, bro, it is. Yo, I swear to God, who was that talking?

I was talking to, I think Mark about this. I swear to God, if we, like, in two weeks announced to the world that we're starting a podcast and we're calling a brilliant idiot. It might be bigger than our original podcast. Yo, what if we trolled the world with that? You know, we're starting a podcast. We're coming together. You know what I mean?

Like, long time boys. And we realized. You said, The brilliant idiots, the brilliant idiots, as you know it, is officially launching.

The brilliant idiots, as you know it, is officially launching. You know, it's crazy, though, it's brilliant, and it's not an exaggeration.

It's one of the biggest podcast on the planet. It's been for a long time, but I think it's because it's the brilliant idiots. Oh. They don't say like Charleney and Andrew.

So it's kind of like, you see, you see the door, right? You're like, well, what do they serve in there? You know what I mean? Then you walk in, you're like, oh, that's Charlotte, man, and Andrew, that's a couple of dishes I'm familiar with. I'll stay for a while.

So should we put ourselves more on it? Should we be more present in the marketing? Or did we create this kind of cool, almost like, subculture thing that has been going on for a decade? I love the subculture. I don't know. I mean, I go back and forth. I love the subculture, but then sometimes I feel like,

are we maximizing its full potential? You know what I mean? Yeah. So I don't know. I go back and forth. Yeah. I'm with whatever at this point. I mean, I'm with whatever just because I like what we built.

Yes. You know what I mean? Yes. That's what I like what we built. It is just funny that people could know the both of us separately and not know that we have a pocket. Listen, the brilliant idiots. The people who know no, though. The people who know.

Yeah, you get a couple million listens a month. What more you want? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But, okay, so I was out there. I was doing this film and then I, then I, I told the boys, I'm like, yo, should we do some pods in England? It's close.

Yeah. Right? And so we went out. We did a few podcasts with, you know, some creators out there in England. That was super fire. And then everybody went out and had a little European vacation, bro. Wow. Oh, they always.

Oh, yeah. All was partying in Paris. I saw Alex there, but Alex was there. You was in Paris. We were easy, right? Yup. Yeah. Mark went out there to Crete.

He went out there to Greece. I'm going to Greece. You going to Greece? Definitely going to Greece. Why, why? Just because I've seen a lot of fly-ass grease videos on Instagram to shit. Greece looks like a lot of fucking fun. You've been to Greece?

No, not yet. But it looks beautiful. I don't want to go to, what's it called? Mekanos. Mekino. I don't want to go there. I want to go to the Santorini. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They say Santorini is like the spot for couples and family. Yeah. Maybe I'm getting it's confused. They say Mekonos is the party place. Yeah, I think Mekanos is a little bit more party. Okay. And then Santorini. But there's a bunch of those islands and like, you know, every year a new one becomes

even more popular. Most of these islands have like a fire-ass resort that you stay with you and your wife, a hotel. And then if you want to engage in the other stuff, you get to do that.

I saw Janet Jackson pulled some shit from Greece. It was wild. And I looked it up and I'm like, this shit got to be $50,000 a night. Oh. And it was not,

not even close, actually. Yeah, that's the thing. Like they say Greece is, I mean, it's super affordable. Yeah. So I'm going to Greece. I don't know if I'm going this year, but at some point.

No, dude, the thing is, I don't know. And maybe you felt this bit more because you grew up around more nature to me, but like, you're around these, like, at least in the, the Malfi Coast in Italy, there's these, like, basically these cliffs that line the beach, right? It's not traditional beach like we know, which is just like sand and a bunch of sand, and then there's water. It's basically like gigantic cliff drops off water, right? And you look at these fucking cliffs, and it's like the most humbling thing, because

you have to recognize it took millions of years for that cliff to be there. Like I look at buildings in New York and people are wildly impressive buildings and I grew up in Manhattan, right? So this is all I know. And it's impressive, like you fly in,

you're like, wow, human beings did this. That building took a year to make. But you look at a fucking cliff that God made. And it's millions of years of like volcanic eruption in under the ocean, built it up,

tectonic plates slamming in one another. And it's just like, it makes you realize how small you are and how short a time we have here. And it's a fucking really nice thing to do. I always feel like it makes you feel how big you are. Okay, okay, go on that. Because if God,

if God created all of this and decided to create me as well, you know what I mean? But that mountain might be looking at you, like look at this unique looking thing. I think we're like mosquitoes, man. You think we're like, I think, yeah, like rust. You know what I mean?

It's just like waiting away. I don't know, bro. Think about it. That mountain can't do nothing but sit there. Like a cow. And the mosquitoes on a cow, right? You know what I mean? The cow ain't mine.

I'm going to start biting mosquitoes back, bro. I'm tired of this shit. I'm not lying, bro. Mosquitoes been fucking me up my whole life, man. And slapping them and smushing them, don't. Wouldn't you think that would scare other mosquitoes? Nope. They don't get a fuck.

Yeah. Relentless. Muslims. That shit is jihad, bro. I'm serious. That shit is holy jihad. Think about that. They jump on your arm and they want that blood so bad that they don't give a fuck.

They're willing to die for that shit. 100%. Like that shit is crazy. And do you know they can only bite five times a day? Shut the fuck. Yo, go. Did you know that? Did you know that?

This is true, dude. This is true. No, man. You have to be very. You got. I'm gonna start biting the motherfuckers back you got to What did we see this week

What did we miss last week? Oh, man I'm like, Oh, the breakfast club Is no longer the same The breakfast club Never be the same Or something like that

It's officially over Yeah, I mean As you know it Now are you going with A new host? What's the vibes? And why is she still on? Because she's going to be on

to the end of the year I think it's dope You know, Soutangely Angelie starting her own show way up, way up with Angel E. It's actually a spinoff for the Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club comes on 6 a.m. to 10 a.m.

Monday through Friday, Angel E. will be on 10 a.m. The 2 p.m. Monday through Friday. So literally in all of these, I think she's syndicated in like 30 plus markets. So when the Breakfast Club goes off, Angel E. comes on. You know what I mean?

Which I think is dope. I think it's dope that the Breakfast Club has gotten to the point where we've become this franchise that can create, you know, spin-off shows. Yeah. You know, and I thoroughly, when I say thoroughly, I thoroughly enjoyed when, you know, we put out the planned communication of said tweet, you know what I mean? Which is wild to me that people would think we didn't plan that. Like, come on, bro, we've been doing this for 13 years.

Yeah. Like, you're still, like, surprised when waters are stirred up to catch fish. Yeah, yeah. And I thoroughly enjoyed when that tweet went out and watching everybody. body scramble. Like watching everybody try to figure out what the fuck is going on. And the beauty of it is, I didn't tell nobody. You know what I mean?

Envy didn't tell nobody. Nobody told anybody. There was only five people who knew that tweet was going out. It was me, Thea Mitchum, our boss, thea Mitchum, Dennis Clark, our radio consultant, Angela, and Envy. So this is literally you're hitting me. Hit me. Like, my close friends are hitting me. Like, what the fuck is going on? Like, what's happening?

And I'm like, what you mean was happening? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? A tweet. And people are sending me the tweet. I'm just like, interesting. Interesting. Interesting. Taylor didn't even. Taylor was so mad the next day. Oh, really? Fear. Fear here. You know, Mike Taylor? Talk. Ah! I don't even want to talk about it now.

Because she was included? No, but we didn't tell nobody. That's the point. But you got a big mouth. you would have told people the mic she's still upset she's heated but here's the thing you have to do certain things like that

especially yeah it's great in radio you know what I mean I like all these old clips from you pop up that were fucking hysterical bro Alex posed this one clip of you asking Magic Johnson dude dude I'm on vacation and my wife and I are howling at this

fucking clip dude it was that one bitch from Sacramento. And he goes, now it's... And he breaks, he breaks. He breaks.

That's the best part. He tried to be diplomatic. He tried to be politically correct. He got like three seconds into his plan response and then started dying. Because he knows that's how you would think. Come on, man.

Anytime you diagnose with some type of SDD, you chart narrowing it down. You got to figure out where you got this shit from. He knows that. Yeah, yeah. I just wanted to ask him that. You know what's so crazy?

I forgot about all of those shit, yo. Bro, you have so many fucking highlights, dude. I almost want you to cancel the Breakfast Club weekly, so just these old clips can pop up of you. Are we doing the documentary? Say again? We're doing the documentary. Oh, you need to.

Oh, no, documentary is absolutely. I mean, we were working on the video. We've literally got 13 years of footage of the Breakfast Club. I'm talking about, no, that documentary is. Every interview, every audio. break for 13 years is absolutely positively in the can at Power 1051 right now. We have all of that footage, everything.

We got shit that we've never released. We got interviews that we've never released from people because they were just terrible. Like early, I mean, like early on, like, I mean, groups like, I'm not even going to say, but it's groups, it's artists that were early on and they sounded, they were bad. You know what I mean? Now they're successful. Now you wouldn't, it's night and day. You'd be like, what the fuck?

And have they come back on? Yeah. A million times. Were they upset that their shit wasn't released? No. We got unreleased interviews. We got like an unreleased, we got an unreleased, too short and Paul Mooney interview. Wow.

So just imagine how nuts those interviews had to be that we didn't release. And this was early on. This was pre-cancel culture. And we was like, this might be too much. Now, in hindsight, I might go back and watch those. It'd be like, ah, that wasn't that bad. You know what I mean? But at the time, we didn't put them out.

But we got a, man, we got so much shit in the motherfucking can. But the documentary is absolutely positively, definitely coming. And it was interesting to see all of those, all of those old clips pop up because it just brings you back to a time. Like, there's memories attached to all of that shit. You're like, oh, shit, that was 2013. That was 2014. That was 2015.

Like, there was a lot going on in all of our lives that I just, I honestly just totally forgot about it. Yeah. Like, think about that. When you have that much content that you just forget about it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And then we got the nerve to wonder why people think you're an asshole.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because it's these fucking, it's these existences of you. It's almost like the multiverse for real. Yeah. Because it's like, yo, these people run parallel. Like, I can totally see you seeing that magic Johnson clip and be like, I don't like this guy. By the way, I don't care what y'all say.

I would still ask that question. No, that's funny. I don't think anybody stopped like that. I would ask differently. Why? I wouldn't say bitch. You didn't say bitch. I think I said it.

No, I said bitch. Oh, okay. I did say, but I said bitch because I was putting my, my, my, my, I was putting you AIDS. Exactly. I put myself in the mindset of that person. how you would be thinking in that moment. You know what I mean?

It's a bitch. Right? You can't call the woman that gives you AIDS a bitch. I'm not saying she's a bitch. I'm just saying you would be angry in that moment and that's what you would be doing. You'd be blaming everybody but yourself. When you first got the information,

did you ever say to yourself, it was that nasty bitch from Sacramento. When you... You think like that, no question about it. But I think what happens is you definitely go. go back and you start thinking. But you can't trace it, you know? Yeah.

Well, yo, you know what's so crazy? You can't trace HIV for real? What do you mean? Because you know, with COVID you had contact tracing, you can't trace it back to... Taylor, what are you talking about? How many girls do you have sex when you can't? What does it matter?

Taylor's in the difference on how many girls you have sex. You know why you can't because they got the contact tracing with COVID because people have admitted they got COVID. back then motherfuckers didn't even know what it was it's like people getting sick dying not everybody had like gotten diagnosed it wasn't as advanced as this

but now you would know now you'd know now you know of some bitch the moral of the story Sacramento why Sacramento it was perfect everything was perfect

you even believed that you're like I knew it was that bitch in Sacramento if you said like bitch from Beverly Hills it wouldn't hit the same I was trying to think, I was trying to think a Laker rival. Yeah. Yeah. Sure you are.

Sure you were, buddy. I never been to Sacramento. That's probably why you don't have age. Shut up, man. But no, Angelie is going to get her own show. I think that's fantastic because... Who you were replacing Angela with? Well, I don't like the where we place.

I think the where we place is disrespectful to Angelie because she's irreplaceable. You know what I'm saying? I think that the breakfast club. There you go. Seriously, the breakfast club is a club. That's right. Bro, you got that. And I was...

That was nice. Yeah, that was fucking polished and all that. I'm going to get a girl from Sacramento, man. We're going to get a girl. No, but I do. I think she's irreplaceable. I think she's irreplaceable because what we built over the past 13 years can never be duplicated. To the left, to the left.

So nobody can replace her. You know what I mean? Now, the breakfast club is a club. So I want to expand the members of the club. Okay. You know what I mean? So we will bring in new members of the club. And that's what I'm looking forward.

So I'm looking forward to two things, right? Moving to coach your arrangement. radio forward because we all know radio took all the personality out. You know what I mean? They did that shit 15 years ago. There's this thing called PPM. PPM is a rating system. Now, for whatever reason, they thought if you remove personality from radio,

then make it a jukebox. People will tune in more. Stupidest thing that ever happened. You know what happened over the past 15 years? I can't. The rise of podcasts, they took over personality. The rise of music streaming services took over the music. Yeah.

And I always say, radio will never lead in anything again. And that's okay, right? Because when it comes to personalities, it's a podcast. When it comes to music, it's the screaming services. When it comes to live events, you know, live shows, it's the festivals. You know, when it comes to news, it's the fucking phone. Yeah. Like, you're never going to hear such as such dyes over the radio first

and let that person dies right there in front of the radio personality in that moment. You know what I mean? And even then somebody's going to record it and put it on Instagram before the person on the radio gets to say it. Yeah. So with that being said, when you have somebody like Angela Yee who can go to middays, right? and she's a well-known personality. Now you bring star power to a day part. Think about growing up in New York, man.

Every single day part had a star in it. Think about it. Mornings had stars. Middays had stars. Afternoons had stars. Nights have stars. There wasn't a time you could turn on a radio station in New York, high 97, BLS, whatever it was,

and not hear somebody you absolutely positively know on the radio. So I think Angel E going to do that for middays is going to help move the culture or radio for it, as far as personality is concerned. And as far as what we're going to do, we're bringing in new energy. We're bringing in new blood and hopefully whoever we bring in.

Will you try a few people? Of course. Yeah, I'm not, listen, I'm not even, there's nobody even remotely in the running. Like, it's not one of those things like, oh, she's gone. Now we're bringing in this person. You might not see somebody in that spot

for another year. Oh, really? Yeah, I mean, that's my mentality. You know what I'm saying? Unless something just... You got to make sure it's right. You're sharing. you with a person every fucking day.

And you know as well as I do, motherfuckers are crazy. You know what I mean? And you don't realize how crazy somebody is until you got to work with them every single day. Female? I think so. Good for the energy. Yeah, we got too many dicks in. I don't want another dick.

I don't know how I'm doing. Well, I mean, that's not what makes a woman and woman, but let's not get into that. Andrew, I am so sorry. My bad. Thank you for being the progressive one, always on this podcast. I am the progressive one. Just because you're absolutely right. You know what I mean?

I'm a progressive. That's right. A penis could be in and still be a woman. Yeah, dude. That's what they tell us in 2020. You never suck a lady's dick? Yeah, of course. Of course.

We are. What do you mean? You licked a clitoris. You know, that's a lady's dick, right? Yeah, of course. I love it. And go back to the point I was making about radio and never leading in anything again.

Radio has always been the ultimate amplifier. And that is where we are in 2022 and beyond. Radio is going to be the ultimate amplifier to all of these other things that are already existing now. You know what I mean? Whether it's YouTube, whether it's podcast, whether it's social media, radio is the ultimate amplifier for all of that stuff.

And I encourage everybody in the radio business, all radio executives, if you have anybody in charge or any personalities who feel like they're waiting out of storm when it comes to this YouTube stuff and this podcast stuff and this music streaming, if they're saying things like, oh, radio has had these challenges before, fire them. Yeah, it's over. Fire them. You know why you should fire them because they don't realize this is not a challenge. The world has changed.

Yeah. It's completely changed. But I feel like radio's you can so easily turn into podcasts. You can so easily put it out in different ways. You guys have had so much success with that with YouTube, right? Like, I think, I mean, YouTube, you could make the argument that YouTube is what made the breakfast club global. 100%. There's no debate about it.

I remember early in my comedy career, I was going to fucking like Sweden. People knew me from the breakfast club. It's not a debate. It's absolutely was YouTube. Absolutely was the I Heart Radio app. But once again, it's these platforms where people can access you anywhere. You know what I mean?

Yeah. If you have personalities who are not using those platforms, you got to get rid of them. You know what I mean? Because we live in a world where they used to say if you build it, they will come. No, you got to build it. And then you got to meet people where they are.

Yeah. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're sitting here right now doing this podcast, but where's this podcast going to go in a couple of days? YouTube. It's going to go on social media and clips. It's already up on SoundCloud.

Like, that's what you have to do. If you're not doing that in 2022 as a radio personality, you've got to go. Yeah. And if you got executives that you work for at these stations and they're not thinking like that, they have to be thinking of radio stations like social media platforms. What does, what do these social media platforms do all day long? What is that? They keep us engaged.

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They keep us engaged. There's content on there that we're constantly looking at. And more importantly, we're commenting and we're retweeting and we're liking and all. That's what radio has to be. And you can put the personalities on the air that can keep the phone lines going all day long. That can keep people engaged via social media all day long.

You just got to get people that understand that side of the game. So I'm excited to see, you know, what happens, you know, in the future of radio. And once I'm happy to be at the forefront of creating, you know, whatever that change is going to be. Are there going to be some changes with Breakfast Club, you think, in terms of structure? What do you mean, structure?

I don't know, like the way that you make the show. Like, are you... I'm sure. I'm sure when you bring in new energy. Yeah, listen, man, I'm all about ripping up playbooks. You know, you can't keep running the triangle offense in 2022. Yeah. That shit made one new chips in the 90s, early 2000s.

That she can't win you chips now. So, yeah, I'm all full, you know, bringing in new people with new ideas, new energy, and let's figure it out. Yeah. I think that's the only way to constantly keep evolving and constantly keep growing. And does that, like, excite you the challenge a bit? Very much so. Yeah.

Like, like, like, like, like very, very, very much so. Like, I actually look forward to it. If I was the boss, if I was the, okay. What I would do is I would tell Angela to say that the breakfast club will be nothing without her. Because I know how to get you gone. And then you would see like psychotic Charlemagne and, uh, I don't need no help getting going. No, no, no, no.

But when you have a point to prove, but no, I feel like I'm at the whole time I hope. Don't think for one second that I didn't spend at least a hour this weekend watching all the ops videos. Ooh. I love it. I watched all the ops videos. I love.

You know why I watched all the ops videos? Because that's why I was glad that, you know, that when we put that tweet out and the tweet, was, you know, the Breast Club, as you know it is over. I love people being excited about that. I love people like, yes, finally. Yeah, yeah. Because you couldn't beat us on your own. You couldn't, you couldn't beat us on your own.

So you're happy that, you know, we're disbanding in a way. You know what I mean? And I saw a lot of people even trying to make it out to be negative. Like, Angelie is going to get way more money. She's going to get her own show. And here's something else. This is something that happens in White Radio all the time. doesn't happen in black radio too often.

The reason doesn't happen in black radio too often because you don't see too many shows and black radio stick along long, long enough for this to happen. I grew up listening to Tom Joyner. Tom Joyner had cast changes.

I grew up listening to Doug Banks. Doug Banks, God bless the dead. He had cast changes. Howard Stern, but he's white, you know what I'm saying? Howard Stern had cast changes. Elwood Stern's Jewish. Or Jewish. He's a white Jewish guy.

You're right. Elvis Duran. You know how many shows have come from Elvis Duran? That's true. Like Elvis Duran has literally produced like four or five other shows Carla and Anthony, Caroline and Greg T,

his old co-host, I can't even remember the guy's name now, but he's, I think he's down in D.C. He does his thing, and he's got a big show in D.C. So it's like,

this happens all the time in the culture or radio if you have a show that is around long enough to see it happen. You know what I mean? Like, these cast changes happen all the time.

I think that we're not used to it in our culture. Like, and Breakfast Club, what other radio show did you see start in a generation and you got to see through for 13? years. I just thought of something.

Yes. You know how streaming is incredibly popular right now? Yeah. Like we're going through like the streaming revolution too, right? Which, you know, people are streaming on Twitch, they're streaming on YouTube. And people love this live

feel. They love the fact that this is happening in the moment. They love the fact that anything could go wrong. It raises the stakes. You say something naughty, it's even crazier. Yeah. You just something you've said that you love a lot. That is radio. Absolutely. So I'm curious as to why the breakfast

club and other radio stations aren't just meeting the people where they are going on Twitch, going on YouTube, going on all these places that are live streaming and give them the live streaming content that they already crave. I mean, we're already, because we are, you just get it from the IHare radio app because we're live every morning. Right, but if not as many people are on the Heart Radio app that are on Twitch or on YouTube and you're already going to put the content there. Like to me, I'm like, it's a no-brainer. You can run your ads, whoever you run your ads. It doesn't matter. I'm pretty sure. You might as well just meet the people where they already are and they love that feeling. And you guys are already the best at it. Yeah, that's more audience,

but we used to try that. We tried that with, uh, we tried that with live, live interviews once. We went live on YouTube to do live interviews. That's not safe. Well, I wouldn't do it for interviews. I would do it when it's you guys in the room. Yeah. Because you're not, you're, you're live, right? Yeah, I mean, it's more audience, but you know, I think one thing people will get fucked up about radio is like, uh, and you can look this up. This is Google, whatever the fuck, do your Googles. Uh, there's no audio platform that has more reach than radio. Like 98% of the country still listens to radio. Yeah. Every day. Now, I will say, I think radio has the most reach, least impact, right?

Because it's just on. It's just on. It's like, yeah, we're so used to the radio that it's just background noise. Now, you might have a show, like I said, like, like us, the breakfast club where in the morning you're actually listening. Yeah. But throughout the rest of the day, you just like, let me see what's on. I'm going to say.

You know what I mean? For whatever reason. Like it's just a habit. And it's a good habit. Dude, I, if I'm, I don't know, man, I would really look into that. Streaming, you would be the first radio show that actually doing your streaming, because that's what radio has always been. It's been a live stream.

You're tuning into the live stream. Now, the interviews are another thing. You have to cut out some things or package them in a certain way. Some of your artists will get fucked up. Exactly. So you're protecting the artist in that regard, and that's cool. And then those can go out on YouTube and go out of the different things. But the morning, like, yo, I could just watch Charlemagne live in the moment as this is happening.

I could do that or I could watch some guy play video games. I think I'm going to watch that Charlemann guy. Yeah, I would, yeah, I'm with you. It would work for Jocs, just not for the artists. I'm going to tell you something. When I go back over old footage, man, of the. Breakfast Club. Crazy.

Let me tell you something about that gay slur, bro. Wild. That gay slur just died, but from us, but from artists?

Yeah, that gay slur when I say that gay slur just died, I'm talking about that shit just in the last three years, people started realizing,

we shouldn't be just saying this shit out of me. Like, that shit, I'm watching, I'm like, what year was this? And it's groups

that, like, I'm talking about even the new guys. Like, the new guys were letting it fly. And, you know, we were taking it out. You know what I'm saying? Because they don't know no better. And when I'm watching, I'm like,

I remember when I told such and such, hey, and I said it in the moment, I'm letting you know, we're taking that out. Because I understand the context you was using it. They don't know. But the alphabet boys will not. And alphabet days will not. I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to call y'all boys. I just alphabet days will not. You know what I mean? So, yes, that word just... When I say that word just when I was... The rainbows, that's what, that's what, that's what Graham Wizard calls them. The rainbows. The rainbows are coming for blah, blah, blah.

The rainbows are coming from. Oh, man. Best Instagram page, man, I'm telling you. Graham Wizard chat, word I can't say. I love, I love the ops too that say things like, you know, like years ago, they say things like the breakfast club was over. Yeah. But then, you know, all we did was kept giving you great content and, you know, eventually became part of like actual American history because of our interviews with politicians and stuff

like that. Then we ended up in the Radio Hall of Fame. Not once did they say they were wrong over the last five, six years. But Angelo-Yee's leaving. Now they're like, see, I was right. I mean, it's easy to like predict the demise of something because everything comes to an end. Everything. So it's the easiest thing like, I know I see a lot of people do this, but the easiest thing the world is to be like, oh, it's not going to work out. Now you want to impress me say, say this is going fall apart in three months. Yeah, yeah. Put a timeline. I'm on it. Exactly.

You know what I mean? But yeah, I don't love those predictions, like that everything is going to nothing predictions because all you have to do is just wait it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you either die or it happens. Would you add one person or two people to the breakfast club if it was you? More Charlemagne. Shut up, man.

I'm just saying what I like. So I wouldn't want to add more voices. I mean, look, it's, you know, it's different for me. Like, you know, with flagrant, I love. love our dynamic when we're all just hanging out. And then when we have a guest, it still works. If we have two guests, it's a lot of people. You know what I mean?

It's just a lot of people. When we have one guess, it is, there's still a lot of people, but at the same time, everybody can chip in and they have their own, like, perspective and voice. I think that's very important. But the hang, when it's just us, is awesome. Like, that's what I like. See, that's what I like.

To your point, I do need, I like that challenge. I need to be in a room where, like, that's why I love doing it is. You get to exchange ideas and, you know, like, debate and stuff like that. That's why I like even doing hell of a week because you got three different people on the panel. Everybody going at it. Like, you know what I mean? I like shit like that.

Now, Hell of Week's perfect example. So there's three other people that you got to listen to them, hear what they have to say, hear their perspective. Which is time for me to not hear your perspective. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, and how do you balance that? I like when I put my perspective, and that's what we've been doing on Hell of a Week. I put my perspective out there and people debate. Your perspective.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think structurally that's better. Yeah. Because we're tuning in for your things that you're going to say because we think they're going to be funny and interesting. And then seeing these like smart or funny people bounce off of those, that can create some. Yeah.

And it's the mixture, too. Like, I like the mixture on a hell of a week. And I guess it's a formula, right? It's a comedian. Yeah. It's a personality. It's somebody from the political world. Yeah.

That's how every show has been. That's how I have, I want every show design. You know what I mean, on purpose? And having different energy in every week. Like this week we got, who we got this week? We got Flame Monroe. We got, uh, huh? Yes, sir?

Issa Ray? God damn it, Taylor, I'm getting to that. Jesus crazy. Do you see her? See? You open your mouth. See what you're asking? That's why you didn't know about Angela, because you were told everybody.

You got a point. Andrew got a whole point. Just saying. I'm starting with the panel. Panel is Flame Monroe. And then Issa Ray. our one-on-one guest. I mean, listen, man, the thing about the show,

the show has been doing really well, and, like, you know, people are requesting to come on, so that's, that's, that's all you can hope for. Plus, I think, man, I didn't even think about this going into this season, but, yo, there's no D.A. Samarro, there's no Samantha B. There's no Conan. No, Samantha B. What are we going to do?

But I'm just saying, like, there's three, those were platforms that people would go on to promote their shit. Now those places don't exist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like, So there's more, yeah, but these people are coming on because of their relationship with you. And they like what you do and they want to be involved in that.

Yeah, and it's a much better time slot. It's Thursday nights after the Daily Show. You know what I mean? Like that's like, oh yeah, you know what? That is a good spot for us to go and, you know, promote whatever we're promoting. Okay, so you got a few people you really respect on the pod, but on the show. Yes. It's hot.

Yo, did you see that shit's get bail-lissette about LeBron James, son, man? Son, that was crazy, bro. Am I overreacting? Yeah. I mean, no. I don't even know my picture. Like, listen. Hey, Brony, impressive, but your dad would have dunked it left-handed.

You sure got away with it, though. I don't even know what the show got away with it, though, means. Meaning he wasn't criticized for not dunking at left-hand. Why? Who gives the fuck how he dunked it? I actually thought the right-handed dunk was cool. I didn't know what hand it was. It was just an awesome dunk.

Yeah, it was an incredibly athletic play. I think he just understands that his role is to hate on LeBron and the James family. But is it generational hate? God damn. I don't like the shit on the kids thing. That's all I'm saying. If he was 18 and he was in the league, do your thing, Skip. Yeah.

But the kid is 17 years old in high school. Why? Yeah. Yeah. You can't have that much hatred for LeBron. And what did LeBron do to Skip Bayless? That Skip Bayless hates LeBron James that much. Yeah, I don't know.

I got a theory. Go. I got a theory. Give him tons of ratings. That's what. Yeah. Yeah. Does he?

There's a lot of. LeBron haters out there. A lot of people don't like LeBron. And Skip represents those people. So anything that he can say that's anti-Lebron? I thought it was because Skip loves Michael Jordan so much. And being that people think LeBron is close to Jordan, which I don't. That's just my personal opinion. Being that he is, I guess, I still think Kobe's the closest to Jordan, but people think LeBron is close to Jordan. So I think it's almost like he's protecting his guy by trying to shit on LeBron and downplay LeBron. By the way, whatever you want to say about that, grown-ass man, LeBron James, do your thing.

But to do that to his 17-year-old son, that's whack. It's whack. That's whack. Leave the kids alone, bro. And I would love to know how LeBron feels about this because that is his son. But also, LeBronin' been dealing with that kind of scrutiny since he was 17. So, you know, yeah, yes, I'm sure he'll still come to the defense of Bronte. Because nobody was there to protect Ron in that way.

You know what I'm saying? But Brony got his dad as he should. So LeBron has never responded to Skip in 20 plus years, which, by the way, is one of his most impressive stats that we don't talk about enough. He's never responds to Skip? I've seen, I looked up two tweets, bro, and the two tweets weren't even in response to anything Skip said about him. It was somebody asking him about them.

And he was like, yo, Stephen A and Skip are good at what they do. I don't agree with them all the time, but they're good TV. Then somebody asked him about Skip. He was like, I don't know anything about Skip. I never met him a day in my life. he makes for great TV. That was it. Never any response about Skip saying he's not clutch his game.

I haven't, if they're out there, please, school me, send him to us. I haven't seen any. That's a very impressive thing to have that goddamn mosquito biting at you every motherfucking year and not bite back. And that's the best thing that he could possibly do. Not say nothing? Yeah.

That's going to drive Skip crazy. But when it comes to your son, do you say something? That's where it gets crazy, man. Do you put Savannah on him? Because that's Mama. Mama Bay, babe playing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Put Savannah on.

Mama bear might come for you. You know what I mean? Grandma might come for you. You know what I mean? Mavrin Rich might come for you now. Yeah. The king might not say nothing. But the king's dumb.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But now you're playing with the hands to the throne. You can't play with the kids, bro. Once the kid turns 18 and he's in college and he's an adult, say whatever you want. Yeah, they don't even talk about high school sports on these shows. Yeah. So what's the point? Don't do that to him now.

Yeah, for whatever reason, I don't know. Maybe it's, yeah, I think. I think that we naturally are a little bit more protective of kids. Yeah. Because they don't have like the emotional development to handle this kind of stuff. I think one of the things most impressive about LeBron is that like he hasn't gotten in trouble. Like he's had tons of scrutiny, but he hasn't like done something fucked up. Never.

You know? Never. And one day we're going to look back and we're going to realize how big of a part of his legacy that was, bro. But I feel like the Ball brothers got a lot of flack when they were in high school coming up. because of their father. Oh, they got a lot of criticism. Yeah. I believe so.

I don't remember them in high school. I do remember in high school. They went over to Lithuania. There was a lot of attention that was brought on them. That is true. That's a good point. But you're playing pro. Like, I started hearing about Longo and Mello and when they were playing pro ball.

Yeah, but we were hearing about them in high school if they were going to be good. But that's fair. Yeah. That's fair critique. Like, that right there is just needless criticism. Like, they always say you shouldn't have needless criticism because you got to remember that jealousy He destroys him within. That's just a needless critique.

Because he starts off with impressive. But your dad with a dunked in left hand. That's like... But I thought you don't like his dad. You know what I'm saying? So to a 17-year-old, yes. I think that Taylor's asking, is that a bad thing? The critique of 17-year-old like that only because you really don't like his pops,

yes, I think that's what. Because that's, that tweet is just rooted in hateful of Braun. Yeah. I don't have nothing to do with Bronny. And Brony should not have to bear the sins of his father in that way. Because, by the way, Bronny ain't completely. admitted no sense. Skip just does not like him for whatever reason.

And I'm going to tell what else makes it fucked up. Skip ain't got no kids. Really? That's right. So it's like for me, I'm like, I'm going to do one to others. You would have them do one to you. Oh, if he had kids, he would never. That's right.

That's what I'm saying. If you had kids, you wouldn't even play with nobody like that. Yeah. But they say, play with my kids. I'm going to smile on my mugshot. You know what I'm saying? As they say, play with my kids, I'm a smile on my mugshot. Okay.

Yeah. So you can't play with people's kids like that, man. But, yo, yeah. I mean, Skip is like, he's like, he's like North Korean about it. Like, you know how like, you know how like if you do a crime in North Korea, like they punish like three generations of your family. Yeah, yeah. Like he's like, fuck everyone James, bro.

Fuck King James. Fuck the real King James. Trinidad James. Trinidad James going to get it. Rick Jet Lab. James. James. All James is you get it.

James Brown. James Bond. James, oh, fuck, no, no, he wouldn't shit on James. He loved James Bond white. Right color. He does have a habit. There's a pattern. Name the white person, Skip goes at.

And I'm not saying Skip's racist. Yeah. I'm just saying he don't go at white people to say when he does his black athletes. Is that true? I haven't seen it. Do you think there's just more of the one? And he bigs up the white mediocrity. Like, he's the only guy still think Tim Tebow can come right now and win a fucking Super Bowl for a team.

Oh, really? Yes. Well, he knows his, he knows his demo then. Man, he knows it was he knows his man to watch the games Skip fucking bail us man

And the other thing I don't like about this It just wreaks the desperation Yo, it's wild corny It's reeks the desperation Believe the kids alone It reached the desperation Like you know The last thing Skip did

That really, really hit Was the Russell Westbrook shit But that's only because Russell Responded Oh yeah But he was right And that shit goes Bro Russell Westbrick

You know Russell Westbroke is The only way Russell Westbrook can prove him wrong is to go out there and boil out that shit. Exactly. You know what I mean? But last year, by the way, that somebody black wrote that for Skip. That's a black insult. Like, he's his name

is black. Skip. Like, if you're like, yo, my boy Skip's coming to the party. You'd be shocked to see that when you're a white man walking. Yeah, like, the camera would start at the Jordans. You'd be like, okay. Yeah. And then it just starts

going up. I want to know what Skip and Lil' Wayne be talking about. Yeah. That's what I want to know. Like, why does Little Wayne go in hang up. I don't know. Why do you think? Like, why? Maybe he's a good hang.

Maybe Skip's a good hang. You think? I don't know, maybe. You should have him on Breakfast Club. I would absolutely have Skip Bailey. That'd be fun. It would be. It would be.

I don't think he travels, though. Wait, really? 70, bro. Yeah, but he's working out every single fucking day. I ain't never seen Skip on the East Coast ever. So he just does his show from... I'm just making up shit. I don't fucking know.

I'm just, I'm just spitballing, man. It's the fucking pod, bro. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

Shall we pay a bill? Let's pay some bills, man. What the fuck? Hold on. Man, this is stupid as shit. This can't be real. What? Wait, what is that?

Man. Stop it. Hold on. Yo, listen. Man, Van just sent me this tweet, man. Somebody said, we got to be ready for the next era of information because of this edit. We got to insert this. But this is something from CNN.

And as Kamala Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris talking to Aaron Bennett, and the lower third is should women give head to get ahead. I think we should. Yes. I mean, look, I'm going to be honest, it's really difficult to when you had, if you're just like, if you're just like, if you're just, like, if you don't gulp it down immediately. It starts to bend.

And then, you know, the little thing catches it and then, you know, so we got to kind of perfect that one a little bit more. I mean, we got it. It's a process, right? You don't just do it. It's a process. What the fuck, man.

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show reasonably shady and, you know, a couple of those individuals, you know, had scheduling conflicts, so you might have had one, not the other, you know, one and a guest, and I don't want to do that, you know, to the people. So I would rather wait and, you know, we're going to, we postponing it and we're going to announce the later date soon. I don't have the website. We have, we have, what's the website, Taylor? Is it black effect.com? I thought it was something else. Black Effect.com slash podcast festival. You can go to that and you'll get the new date when we announced the new date and all of that good stuff.

So thank you to everybody who purchased tickets. Sorry. And I don't know why people are still hitting us up. I thought we announced that it's not happening Sunday, August 28, but we will announce the new date very, very, very soon. Now, let's get back to the show. Let's do it. It's a hard thing to

A festival is an incredible undertaking You ain't got to tell me Yeah You know what I'm saying And it's like Getting that many people who have insane schedules To come to one place at the same time And man

Is is mind-bogglingly different I want to tell y'all more just from a legal perspective But I don't want to say too much But boy You And it's not from the artist It's just from other entities You get cease and desists from the weirdest places.

Wait, really? What do you mean? For the weirdest, the weirdest thing. Wait, what do you mean? I tell you off there. It's just weird. It's just strange. But we are postponing it to another day.

But you're right. Like to bring all that talent together. Every one of these people has an incredibly busy thing. Man. Like, think about that, right? So you have 30 different people, whatever it is, who are all jam-packed and have no time whatsoever. Mm-hmm. Right?

And then you're basically saying, hey, we need all. all of you to be available this one day. We don't even got all of them. He got like 10 podcasts. You know what I think? Black Effect has like 27, 28 podcasts. We're going to do 10 this time, 10 to 10 another time. But listen, everything happened for a reason.

Yeah. I'm not tripping, you know. It's the right thing. That's right. If we can't do it right, I'd rather not do it at all. Yeah. And, you know, because to me, that's just stealing money. You know what I mean?

Yeah. That's just taking money and like, like, not giving people what they actually paid for. You know, you know, one way I think there's, a cool way to go about these things is like starting small with like it's one day guaranteed these are the people that can be there

and then selling that and then if other people can add on building out outside of that. Now I don't understand how you like do that financially like I don't understand the metric for that. I thought we that's all we were doing was one day. Oh right right. Yeah we were doing one day. It was ambitious that's a lot of talking one day.

Right? Like you know what I'm saying? It was festival though. It was food. It's going to be food. It's going to be drinks. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? And we're going to be breaking it up because it's going to be like seminars in between

the way you can, it's going to be the business of podcasting panel and the women of podcasting panel because women are so underrepresented in the podcast space. Yeah. But not it's a black effect, baby. You know what I mean? So it's like we were going to have all of that. So yeah, it's going to be good when we get it together the right way. Why do you think women are so underrepresented in the podcast space?

Because they'd be talking all the goddamn fucking time. Why don't they just add a recorder? You know what I'm saying? Why do you think that is that they don't just put a fucking recorder around them? I'm going to answer this question. I'm going to answer this question as a man. Yeah. Or as a person who identifies as a man.

Yeah. I'm not sure women support each other the way they should, bro. I mean, you know, Bill Burr has a joke about it in regards to the WNBA. But it's some truth. It's a lot of truth to that. Yeah. Because with the number of women in the world, WNBA should be full every game, right?

Yeah. And it should be women walking around in WMBA jerseys all the time. I own two WNBA jersey. I just got a five one, too, bro. Which ones I get the shoes to wear? With it? You got that Brittany Griner jail jersey? No, I didn't get to Britney.

I got Asia Wilson. She's supposed to be coaching in jail, though, they said. Is that right? Yeah, they said they're going to let her coach. That's far. which I now got a whole other conspiracy. I think they were like

she's so good to let her go back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, she would be the most fire thing that she could do right now is be like, don't do no prisoner swap. Like, don't do, don't negotiate with these motherfuckers. I am like, trade me. All right?

Okay, trade me. I know y'all don't usually care about WNBA trades, but I want this one to be the blockbuster. Get me up out of here. Rogan had a funny thing. Maybe we discussed it already, but he had an interesting thing about his, like there's so many people locked up for weed in America.

We do not give a flying fuck about. Bro, I've been saying that for two weeks. Yeah. It's crazy. Yo, Joe, let me put the button on the point about the podcast. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just don't think, I think with the number of women in the world, like, these podcasts should be through the roof.

And by the way, the ones that are successful have a high audience of women, the horrible decisions, the guys we fuck to call her daddies, you know, like holding cold with Anthony K. Williams does phenomenal. You know what I mean? Like, um, who else is? I mean,

by the way, all the podcasts that are led by women do well. Yeah. When they actually get the support. Yeah. Of women. You know what I mean?

Because one thing about it, wherever women are, men will follow. That's why when I used to throw parties back in the day, you let mad women in the party for free. That's why all of these clubs do women free before 11. Because a guy, when a guy sees that it's a bunch of women somewhere,

they're going to pay whatever. Yeah. So wherever the, you know, do you understand? The WNBA games could be the greatest place to meet people if women supported the WNBA. Sometimes it's not the women that you're trying to get with. What do you mean?

What do you talk? I don't know. Sometimes it's not the demo. Sometimes it's not the demo. What do you mean? When you say demo, are you stressing the D for a reason? Huh? I'm just saying, like, you got a bunch of chicks pulling up with the strap hanging out their shorts and shit.

Got you. By the way, that's still the D. That's still the D, baby. Yeah. Okay. You know. I get what you say. Yes.

I get what you say. If it was maybe, like, if hotter chicks were into. That's the stereotype, though. The stereotype is that, like, the WNBA is full of lesbians. That's not true. WNBA was full of lesbians because WNBA player dudes aren't good looking WNBA player dudes

Like I mean NBA players I'm like I call the NBA the WNBA dudes Okay Nah NBA players ain't good looking bro they're just rich and fucking tall

NBA players are good Are better looking than just guys Taylor come here Come on Come on Taylor Tell us who you NBA players ain't got nothing on podcasters.

Keep it a buck. Who's the guy that says second? Oh, God. Damn. Holy shit. Oh, what the fuck? Taylor just went through the wall. Holy shit.

Taylor just went right through the wall, y'all. Taylor, chill out. Oh, chill out. What was that about? God, damn it, bro. You broke the therapist's couch. You got to go. I got to add another $50 in your session for that one.

Holy shit, Taylor. That was crazy, Taylor. That was crazy. You got to control that shit, Taylor. Come on. You can't just be dropping that shit, Taylor. You can't just be dropping that shit, Taylor. You can't just be dropping that shit, Taylor.

You got to control that. Control that center of gravity, yo. You just admit I'm thinking than you, right? No, you're not. Come on. Don't hate. Taylor got so mad this day when I told him my measurement. A word?

What? You don't got him? She heard that 41, 36, 43, and was in tears. You don't got it? She can't fuck with this. Relax. I would say back in the day, Michael Jordan was very nice looking. He's all right. He was all right.

Eamont Shumper is very nice looking. Is he? Yes. He's beautiful, man. You're trying to be the opposite of Channing Crowder, bro? Like, you just... For Channing Crowder. You don't want to try Chan and Crowder from the Pivot podcast?

No, what he do? Oh, you got to insert this Taylor. Taylor, play this clip, Taylor. What he did? Whoa, God damn, Taylor, you can't control that shit today. Taylor can't control her own shit today. What the fuck, Taylor. God, Taylor, if you can't control it, you got to lose it now.

Bro. Yo, it's bad. Right. That shit got a mind of his own today. Bull in a China shop. You're a bull. A bull. You're a young bull in a China shop.

You're a young bull in a China shop. Yes, but to put a button on it, I just think women should support anything women driven more. Yeah, but what if women just don't like female sports that much? That's true, too. And maybe we got to accept that. And maybe that's not sexism. It's just y'all aren't really into it. Say again?

I think men more support that. You watch tennis over the WNBA? Taylor says they watch tennis over the WNBA. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. If you know, what's out. You can be a gay tennis player There's a lot of gay tennis players

There's a lot of gay tennis players Right? In that tennis? That's why we watch that shit Girl grabbing them balls Throwing them up Who did we say we was going to talk about before he put a button on the women?

No, it was somebody who's a crowd and crowded. What a Channing Crowd of? It was something he was talking about during the women's shit. We were talking about women playing tennis. Huh. Wait a chain and crowded shit

to let them back on. Why do that? Why women are so extra? What do you mean? Relax ladies. The guys do that too? You never heard Arthur Aft. Arthur A used to let that shit go.

Yeah, but Arthur Ack. Hey! Did you know where I was going and you just stopped me? Is that what happened? Did you know where I was going and you just stopped me, bro? Is that just happened? Is that just happened right there? Is that what happened right there?

He's just... God's so stupid, man. Let's see what Channing Crowder. My guy, suit to Channing Crowder, the Pivot Podcast, one of the best podcasts out, him, Ryan, Clark, and Fred Taylor. Let's listen to what he said to Denzel Ward. God damn it, Taylor.

Drop on the goddamn Vaughn button, Taylor. You remember when she fucking speared the couch? Weird. Goldberg? That wasn't no spear, bro. That was the guy, no. That was, uh, Rafiki used to do it.

Rafiki used to jump on you with his ass. That's what that was. I thought you were talking about Rafiki from the Lion King. I was like, what? That was his name? No, Rashiki. What was the big motherfucker name? He used to use his cheeks as a finish.

your move. Rikishi? Rikishi? That was his name? Rikishi. Yeah. Sit on you with a thong out. But you are beautiful.

You got pretty eyes. You got good skin. Where you got little highlights. Like, no, no, no. But you're a dog now. I watch he play. You a dog. Did you have to fight that?

Like, when you walk out, he just looked, he looked so pleasant and night. But then you got a chokovice to slagy. Do dudes try you when they say you? It'll be like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. This dude got you. You had to fight that? I mean, you're the first dude that called me beautiful.

Oh, you are beautiful. I don't even know how to respond. Don't. Now, Channing, they gave Channing a lot of flak for this. Why? I don't know. He's just compliment his brother. Not only did he compliment him.

Yeah. It was a great segue into what I think is a great question. Which is what he's saying is, because you're such a pretty boy, do people take you serious on the football fit? You know what I mean? Are they scared to you? Do they think you're soft?

He got a helmet on. You know what I mean? Nobody's really looking at him like that, you know? You don't think so? I don't know, maybe. How pretty do you think he is? You don't look that strikes on the TV, maybe in person.

You know, some people you meet in person. You're like, oh, you know what I mean? And by the way, Channing is an official person. You know what I mean? Like, there's nothing about Channing that is funny style in any way, shape, or forms. So I don't even know why y'all trying to paint him with that. He goes to the resorts, right?

He goes to the naked resort. So he likes seeing guys naked already. That's not true. I don't think that's the case. He's just at a naked resort. You know? I just think he's at a naked resort. Maybe he's so confident in his sexuality.

He can look at a guy naked. He can look at that guy and say he's attractive. That's what I don't understand. Like, if you like women, why do you have to go out of your way to prove you like women? If I tell a person, I tell men that they look good all the time, but I'm doing it more so from a health perspective. You know what I mean? This is stupid because.

Because I be like, yo, I'd be like, yo, I'm like, damn, bro, you look good. Like, you know, like I said Kevin Gates. I saw Kevin Gates a week ago when he came to breakfast club. I'm like, bro, you look good. You can tell he lost weight. Yep. His skin is glowing. His eyes look clear.

Like, he's giving off a dope and a glow. Like, you should compliment. I saw a take yesterday. Yeah. Like, bro, you look good, brother. You know what I'm saying? And you smell good. But did you say he was beautiful, son?

I ain't say beautiful. Beautiful is like. Beautiful is a word. It is. I ain't never met a beautiful man. Me personally. I'm not saying that they don't exist. You never met a beautiful man?

No, I never met a beautiful. Come on, y'all. What? I think. I don't think Morris is beautiful. He looks like me. She pointed to me and said, Mara's Chesterner. Like, Maris Chessna's not beautiful.

He looks like me. He's handsome. He's like a fine cognac. You know what I'm saying? That's beautiful? What's wrong with that? Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. There's no better compliment

when an old woman says you handsome. I'm talking about an old woman. I'm talking about 70 years old, 80 years old, because they know handsome when they see it. You know what I mean? So when an older woman calls you handsome, who is calling you handsome? Oh, man,

every older woman I've ever known that 70 years or 80 years or 80 years old, they always call me handsome, right? And what do you think that is? You just got them. Me being handsome. Ripping? Huh?

Nothing. What difference between what? Handsome? Beautiful is more of a mixed drink. Taylor asked me what's the difference between handsome and beautiful. Beautiful is more of a mixed drink. It's like a margarita.

You know what I'm saying? It's like, it's like, It's like a Shirley Temple is fun, you know what I mean? It's like being hot. Like what's hot? Handsome. Handsome is that aged fine conia. See, I think beautiful for women is handsome for men.

Like if you look at a woman, you're like, wow, you're beautiful. That's like saying to a guy, you are so handsome. Like if he said to him, he was like, yo, you are handsome, bro. I think sexy is age with women. And even though sexy might sound like, I guess sexy might sound like massaginette. He said, oh, man, she's sexy. It might, women might think you're objectifying them, but no, I'm not. It's just a certain sex appeal that comes when you get older.

Like, Taylor can't even fucking walk. You know what I'm saying? But when she gets older, she'll know how to control that shit. She tried to sit down just not fucking almost put a hole in the floor. That's not sexy. Sexy women know how to like, a sexy woman know how to walk in the room. There's an elegance. Ooh, that's the word.

Elegance to it. They're graceful. Sit down. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? Sexy to me comes with age.

It's that elegance that comes with age. Oh, see, that's so weird. Like, I, sexy to me is like a young thing. I think it's hard for, like, a old woman to be sexy, but they can be beautiful. They can be elegant. But sexy is like, also, they're girls that can be sexy, but they're not even that hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, almost every Latin woman is sexy.

Even if she's not hot, she'll just find a way to be sexy. I get what you saying. Because they're mannerisms and things they do the way they talk. They know how to move, what they say. It's like, sexy is almost like a personality trait. Yeah, man, you can, if you don't know no better, you come to New York and You lose your mind with them Latino. You lose your minds.

Them Latino women, but I've heard some shit in my name, bro. What'd you hear? I've heard. I know what you like. Boy, let me tell you something. A Latino woman tell you that shit for everything. I'm talking about for everything.

I know what you like. Whether it's food, whether it's, I mean, just stupid shit. Like, really? Unbelievable. God damn.

God damn. God damn. We need to, We need Latin America to colonize the world. Would anybody be upset about that? Like, is that the one culture that could just colonize everybody? We'd be like, no, this is kind of good. Like, this is awesome.

We don't get, listen, by the way, we don't give Latin America enough credit, bro. For everything. They're food, their women. Fire, fire. Like, the culture, period. Yeah, they're the best. They're the best. They're the best.

I don't think they get enough credit, bro. Who's not giving them the credit? Who's not giving them the credit? Who's the best? You think African women are the best? Better than Afro-Latinas. You get the African and you also get the Latina. Taylor don't even know what that is, bro.

You don't even know what that is, bro? Come on, Taylor. Come here. You know what I mean, Taylor. Come here. Come here. Come here. Just FIFO Firm over to the sofa real quick.

I don't want to see if you got more control. More control, more control. Okay, so you're thinking about it. Wow. Still ran into the microphone. You had it. The ass got there, but then you couldn't control it. The back just lost.

You ran right into the microphone. See, if you were Latina, you could control that ass. That's true. If you were Latino, you can control that ass. That's true. You're not Latino. With age, it'll get great. I'm going to tell what's going to happen with Taylor.

She's going to get the gray edges. Yep. They're going to get the gray edges. You know what I'm saying? Then she's going to really turn into Auntie. Yep. And then she'll not control all that shit, man. At auntie, you have no control over it, Taylor.

You're the hope. It's an incredible hope, yo. When you got to look. When you got to learn how to form, you got to be smart Taylor, bro. When you bring that fucking brawn with the brains, you're going to be good. You know how if you're right-handed and you like try to brush your teeth left-handed, it's all like awkward or weird? That's how you walk. You know, fuck you.

Yeah, first of all, no one's doing that anyway. What do you mean? You say if we brush our teeth with our left hand for right-handed? You don't do that? You never brush your teeth. I do that all the time. I use my left hand all the time just to stay ample fibules. To say what?

Amphidgetary. I do it all the time. Amphibian. Listen, once it gets there, bro, just let it come out. You can correct yourself. You don't need to tuck the amphibian. Let the shit fly. You are amphibian, though.

You are an amphibian. What do we bring tail over here for? I don't know. No, because you were trying to say that that NBA players are even close to as handsome as NFL players. NFL players way better looking NBA players. I love NFL players.

Same, though. So you think that you beautiful? He's in there a war you had? Him? Yeah. Yeah, he has a nice face. You know what it is what makes men beautiful? Money?

No. But he has a... Houses? He has a very... Trips to Italy? He has a very nice, clean face. He don't have, like, a SUNY and nothing like that. What the fuck is a SUNY?

Um, a big. big, uh, beer. Holy shit, that's Philly. A Sunni? Like, yeah, that's what we call.

Oh, shit. Like the Muslims, like the Sunni and then the Shiites. Oh, wow. Is that a bad?

No, they're just a, it's a sect of us. That's what we're saying Philly. Yeah. So. You got a Sunni.

But, and. You know, that's hysterical. But, I mean, he has a nice clean face. Yeah. So just cleanliness of the face

makes a guy good looking. And then probably, you know, I would say he's, he's handsome. I want to say he's beautiful. Who's the most beautiful? Yeah.

As a man? Yeah. You look at them. You're like, Tyler Leppie. He's beautiful. Who's Tyler? Oh, Tyler Leppie, my man.

Yes. Who's that? He's going to Pete Valley. Me and Tyler did a movie together back in the day. Movie called Ringside. That was a wild set because, like, our trailers were next to each other and it was just like, mad, girls outside of all our both our trailers all the time.

You know what I mean? It was insane. Man, you are a liar and you always been a liar. What's the problem here, yo? Why? What is wrong with y'all? It was insane. It was insane.

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Who said that? Giovante Davis, Tank. You want me to read the exact tweet, so I don't miss quote the brother. Tank said Taylor's computer hates her. Who is trying to get, yeah, so who was getting out of the fight? What was the other thing? I think Tank was referring to Ryan Garcia, because Ryan Garcia took a mental health break. I think it was late last year or early this year.

And Adrian Brona just took, Adrian Brunner just took, Adrian Rone's supposed to fight this weekend. And then he said, I can't do it? He said he can't do it. He said he's got too much going on. He said he's basically because of his mental health, he's pulling out of the fight. I think it's very, very, very unfair to try to gauge what's going on in a person's mind.

Yeah, what I mean? What does Adrian Bruner have going on? What do you mean? Like, what is he, what's happening in his life? But that's my point. We haven't seen Adrian fight in a while. Yeah, he needs this. That's what I'm saying.

So for him to pull out lets me know there's something right. It's even more serious. That's what I'm saying. Adrian Brunner said, look at the headline. Adrian Brunner says, I'm going through mental health issues. Figueroa calls BS. I don't think you should do that to people.

Well, what's his weight? That's what I need to know. You look like he was in shape when I saw him on Instagram. Broner hasn't fought in a year and a half. I felt, I feel like it's longer than that. 33 years old was scheduled to fight, 32-year-old Omar Figueroa Jr. on the 20th.

He says, I'm going through a lot at this moment in my life, but I ain't going to give up. I set some more goals and you, I ain't stopping until I finished what I started. But sorry to say this, but I'm not fighting August 20th, Adrian Brona wrote. Unless somebody can show me something else, I don't see how people can be upset about him doing this. Sorry to all my fans, but hashtag mental health is real and I'm not about to play inside the ring. I've watched a lot of people die playing with their boxing career. That is something I won't do.

Just pray for me. I love to sport of boxing too much tonight. I give my all, and I feel like I came up short before because my mind wasn't 100%. Hey, he's absolutely right. You listen, boxing is more of a psychological mental game than it is a physical game. You're going to get your fucking head knocked off if you're not prepared. You know what I'm saying? So I'm not mad at him in any way, shape, or form, and I think it is really, really unfortunate

and unfair that people are saying they don't believe that he actually has mental health issues. Okay, so maybe he does a mental health issue. Maybe a bigger fight came along, and he's... He's like, all right, I got to dip out of this one so I can get that bigger one. I don't think there was any other fights out there for him. It was fought in a year and a half. Yeah. I actually thought he was done with Showtime.

I didn't know where he was going to see A, B, pop up. I thought he was going to see him pop up fight one of the Paul brothers soon or something like that. You know what I mean? Yeah. I feel sorry for him. Oh, that's what I wanted to talk about. What? You talked about Biden and Joe, you talked about Joe Rogan and what he said about weed.

Oh, yeah. That's what it was. I thought it was incredibly disrespectful for, Joe Biden to come out and say the sentence that Brittany Griner received in Russia was unacceptable. When he created the bill that put people away for far long. A few of them. Everybody always talks about the 94 crime bill, but there was the 88 crack laws. There was the 86 mandatory minimum sentencing laws.

It's like, yo, we live in a country where right now, Joe, Joe Biden wanted to. don't need no votes, no nothing. He could literally pardon every single person that is federally jailed for a non-violent weed offense. He could pardon every single body. His motherfucker's doing life in jail

for an ounce and a half of marijuana right now. I think I was looking at the numbers. They say more people have been arrested on a federal level under Biden than like any president. What was the headline? I literally just saw that headline today because I saved it.

That makes sense, though, because... What? It's weed is legal everywhere now, so they're not going to be arrested on a state level. They would only be arrested federally. Yeah, that's true. What was the headline? Where the fuck was the headline? I literally saw that shit earlier.

Oh, yeah. LA Weekly said federal cannabis arrest jumped 25% under Biden. My whole point is, man, when you live in a country, more than half of the country, has legalized weed in some way, shape, or form, whether it's for medicinal, whether it's for recreational, to have people still locked up for marijuana and fucking America is ridiculous. And to be talking about what another country is doing in the unacceptable sentence that Brittany Griner has,

what about the unacceptable sentences here in America? If I'm Joe Biden, you need this for the big terms, bro. Okay? I'm pardoning every single body that's locked up federally for a nonviolent marijuana offense. Let them all out. Now, he's pardoned like 75 people. That's nowhere near enough.

If the number that I'm reading is correct and it's like 30, 40,000 people locked up. Let them go. Pardon them. Especially if they're in states where legally marijuana, I mean, marijuana is legal now. Yeah, if they're profiting off of marijuana, you can't keep people in prison. Wouldn't that be great for the midterms? Wouldn't that be a great headline? Because that's something simple that people can grasp on to.

That's something simple regular people in conversation can talk about and understand. Yo, you see Biden let all these people off weed, yo. You know what I mean? That's something simple that will get headlines and garner him some some some some some some some great PR. I mean, they're trying like they killed that terrorist. Nobody knows who the fuck he was. He do that all the time. No, but they did this purpose.

They like saw his ratings and they're like, all right, we got to kill somebody. Trump did the same thing. Yeah, who did he kill again? I don't even remember. Oh yeah, he killed the Iranian guy. They all do this. It's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. But isn't that funny?

like they're just allowed to live until the ratings go low enough and then they're like, all right, well, drone that motherfucker. Like, that shit is like on training day, bro. Remember on training day?

They let the white dude live until it would tell fucking Alonzo needed some money. Oh, and that was his man. And then now it's time to go. Now he's a menace. Ah, he's no,

he's a fucking menace. If I'm gone, you ain't gonna be able to take care of him. You know what I mean? Like, that's what that shit was like that. It's like, uh, hey, Ben. It's calling,

it's calling the favor. Yeah, I just think, I just think, you know, legal, pardoning everybody would be amazing. Like, this shit right here ain't doing that. Look at this. This is what they, this was yesterday. Biden was trending. Biden delivers again.

In one week, 528,000 jobs created in July. Unemployment falls to 3.5%. Zawahiri killed. That's what you're talking about. The Chips Act passes. I don't even know what that is. What is the Chips Act? I have no idea.

The Pact ass passes. I don't know what that is either. Inflation Reduction Act. I know what that is. 52 days of falling gas. prices. Gas prices were bound to come down anyway. Uninsured rate falls to 8% lowest in history. That ain't fire, bro. Yeah, this means nothing. I don't know what any of these things are. What is the chip at? Let's do. The chip back. The chips and science act will help American tech

companies build, expand, and modernize domestic facilities and equipment for semiconductor production. So I don't know what you're already giving a billion dollar industry more money. I don't, I don't get it. I don't get it. What did you think of the raid of Magalogo? Megalago! Megalago! I don't care. I don't care.

What was the idea? The idea is that he had, like, top secret information he brought with him? Trump is Teflon Don, for real. Yeah. Trump is begging to go to jail, and they will not arrest him. But, like, what is it that they specifically saw that he had? He had top secret info with him. They got him, the Fed said it's, what are the exact charges?

It's something to do with espionage. What is the exact, pull it up, Taylor. It's a subscription of justice, description of government records, and some type of espionage. Mind you, this is on top of the 10 or 13 of obstruction of justice charges. Mueller pointed out in the Mueller report.

They don't, Donald Trump is doing everything to get arrested. It may not go near it. You don't think that this is like the Democrats trying to stop him from being allowed to run? No. No.

Listen, a little bit of, They're not making up shit. Hold on. First Trump goes, they planted this shit. That's what he alluded to. Then he says, and I want back the property that they planted. Fire. That's fire.

Yeah, I brought it there. What was it? What is the charge? Yeah, violations of the espionage act. Jesus Christ. I mean, like, what, I don't know. If this was anybody else. What did he have?

I need to know what he had. If there are just some documents that are top secret things, that he already knew? It's like, you're already home. It's Mar-a-Lago. It's a fucking resort. Yeah, but you already told me about it. What if it's nuclear codes?

Okay, I have them now. What if he's selling them to a foreign country? I don't think he, I don't know, what if? That's been the speculation. That he's selling our nuclear code. Well, no, I'm not saying that's what it is, but that's been the speculation. They're saying that's why the fed would even make this a thing.

Come on, you know, damn what, the feds ain't running up in no presidents, no former president shit for no real. Yeah. I don't think this has nothing to do with politics. But here's the thing. If you're not going to prosecute him, it's pointless. You're just making him stronger if you're not going to prosecute him. Because right now it looks like a motherfucking witch hunt and all his supporters are saying that. His supporters are like, this is what his supporters love.

So his supporters believe that the government is corrupt and there's corrupt individuals in the government that are using the government to enrich themselves and steal from the good American people. and they believe that Trump is fighting for the good American people to rid the government of these corrupt individuals. So anytime you present something that can be spun as corruption, you're just emboldening his fan base. It's as if the people that are behind this stuff have no fucking clue how to silence a guy.

I agree with that. And it's like, I go back to what I said earlier, if you're not going to arrest him, it's pointless because it looks like you're just looking for shit and you don't really have anything concrete. If you had something concrete in our mind, he'd be in handcuffed. Because there's nothing that Trump, can do that's going to make the people that love him stop loving him.

No, no. I think if anything, they're trying to turn the Republican Party against him. But the Republican Party is out for survival. Like, they just want to survive. So whoever is in power that helps them survive, they will support. They all hated Trump when he originally ran. You remember them. Until he became the guy.

And then they were like, all right, this is our guy. We follow. We get in line. I think you say this all the time. Republicans get in line. Yeah. So right now, I feel as if they believe that he's the option. So the Democrats-

That DeSantis' that Descanes. That Descanes looks strong, bro. Scott? Tim Scott, from South Carolina. Is that right? My guy. Ron DeSantis and Tim Scott. I thought it was going to be Trump, DeSantis.

That's my understanding. Sanchez ain't playing a second fiddle of the Trump, bro. My understanding. Sanchez ain't attached. You know why DeSantis ain't going to attach himself to that? He may not ever speak out against it publicly. He's not going to attach himself to that. I was told it's done already, but it doesn't matter.

I heard to say it to Scott. I mean, that's interesting. I mean, here's the thing. Is there anybody Biden could beat? You can't run Biden again. You got to run somebody else. Who can Biden beat? I don't think he could beat Trump.

I don't think. I wasn't sure he could beat him in 2020, so who knows? Yeah, but even then, like, who can Biden beat COVID? He beat COVID. David to his wife, bro. He did. Yeah, she got it. He did.

All right, Doc. You know what I think? Yeah, the moral of the story is if you don't lock Trump up, man, this is all for nothing, bro. And you're just making him stronger and you're making his supporters be like, here goes another witch hunt. Now we're going to rally behind him even more. Locking him up is going to be even worse. Like, you got to have concrete evidence that he did something that is against the Constitution, anti-American, like against the things that they're fighting for.

If he got, if there's evidence that he's looking to take down Nancy Pelosi, that is just, just going to make the fucking his fan base go crazy. They're going to be so excited. What if it is something like he's selling nuclear codes to other countries? You think they would look at that? Yeah. I think if that was proven that he was selling, if it was to the detriment of America, if he was enriching himself by selling our nuclear codes to another country, especially

an enemy, there's no way you could support that. But there's no way he's doing that. Yeah, I'm not going to say there's no way he's doing that, but I don't know if that would even change people's minds. I watched these motherfuckers yesterday. I was like two days ago, these people think JFK Jr. still alive, bro. Oh, yeah.

What? Yes. Your people think JFK Jr. Who's my people? Maghub. You're Tim Scott. I am. I like him.

You're more conservative than me. I'm from the South. I'm a country boy from the South. I probably do have a lot more conservative values than a guy from New York. See? I'm not, listen, I'm not opposed to it. But I'm also. progressive in a lot of ways. You know what I'm saying? I have a pronoun.

Which is it? This. I told you this already. My wife is that. That's our pronouns, bro. Wait, what? I didn't tell you this. No. My pronoun is this. My wife pronoun is that. And how does that work? I'm this. She's that. And that's all. You can get with this. You can get with that. What do you mean? I don't know why this is it so hard for you. You can get with this. You can get with that. You can get with that. You can get with that. You know it. Nila, how you doing? We missing anything? What else we're talking about this week, Taylor? The monkey pox? You all know anybody got the monkey yet?

That monkey. Yo, that right there? That right there. This is, see, I'm not a comedian, but there's so much comedy in this story, bro. Click on the goddamn headline, Taylor, gang. Dog reportedly contracts monkey pox from owners. Would you like to guess the sexuality of the owners? What? Would you like to guess?

But right now, monkey poxies. Why'd you start off with butt, bro? And listen, a doll belonging to a gay French couple has contracted monkey pox. Parisian, Alex, was just out there. Nah, chill up. Oh, that means Paris? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know.

I didn't. That's another word for gay? No, I thought that was like this is a mother country. I didn't know. The Parisian, man. 44 and 27. Damn. OG Couga out here in you speak.

Yes, sir. That's Diddy and Young Miami, bro. Yes, sir. 44 and 27 is Diddy and Young Mike? No, Did he's way older than 44. I'm buggy. Shit. The Parisian men ages 44 and 27

have believed they had contracted the virus after having sexual contact with other guys during their non-monogamous relationship. The couple said they didn't notice that their Italian gay hound had developed gray hounds. What did I say? What did I say?

What did I say? He's stupid He developed What? What that shit? What that shit? What that word? Pustools?

Developed pushoos on its stomach. Yeah, puschil. This don't even sound real, bro. No, dude. This is the New York Post. The Lancet Medical Journal said the dog shared a bed with the two men and perhaps licked one or both of them before licking itself. Yeah.

A PCR test on the animal later confirmed that they had the virus. Let me tell you something, man. The world, as well, we know it is no longer, bro. What is the world as we know it is over. What do you mean by that? Earth is we know it. Because this,

this is ridiculous. The fact that this sounds like the spoof, but it's real, the fact that people are actually out here attacking monkeys. Wait, what? They're out here attacking monkeys because they think monkeys are spreading monkey pop. Where are they close enough to monkeys to attack them?

Tell us in China. I think it is in China, actually. Is it in China? Look at this. The who warns people. Nobody's dumb enough to attack a monkey. The monkeys are fucking terrified. You give people too much.

Brazil, it's in Brazil. You give people too much credit, bro. At least 10 monkeys in Brazil have been attacked by people who feel like monkeys are out here spreading the monkey pox. Bro. Do you understand what world, what type of world we live in,

bro? I mean, just the idea of monkeypox is quite confusing. They're worried about the stigma, right? Of labeling monkeypox with, you know, homosexual men, but they're the ones who started that. Fauci got his ass up on CNN and said that it's spread mostly between men having sex with other men but then said anybody can get it.

You cannot do that. But it's specifically gay orgies and it's just like, I didn't hit a gay orgy partner. I just heard men having sex with men. No, no, no, literally it was gay orgies. Fowci said men having sex with men, which let me know he is so ready to retire. No, orgies, look it up. It's the orgies. Really.

Whatever it is, but they put the label on gay men for summer. And now they don't want to have the conversation. Yeah. Like they don't want to, they worry more about stigma than spread. Yeah. You know what I mean? I feel sorry for the gay community

to have to go through this. And I understand why, because the gay community has done, you know, such a good job at fighting different stigmas that they don't want to add some new shit that takes them back 20 years.

You know what I mean? Maybe don't quote Marjorie Taylor Green. Jesus Craig. You quoted her. I didn't. The headline says Marjorie Taylor Green says monkey pops is spread through gay sex. Y'all are racist.

It's so crazy. This guy is crazy. This guy went for one of the bosses, bro. You got to fight Marjorie at the end of a level in a video game, bro. If it's you versus the GOP, Marjorie Taylor Green is on like level seven. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It definitely, this right here says,

Monkeypox strikes gay men, officials debate warnings to limit partners. Sex is a major dribble of the global outbreak of monkeypox. This is wild, bro. doing this to gay men, bro. What you mean? Why they're stigmatizing gay men again? Why? They're doing this the same reason why they did.

You're talking to the microphone. The same reason why they did what they did with abortion rights they want them to have sex with women so they can populate more white babies. What? Say that again. You're tired. What did you say? You know how they said that the abortion thing is

population control because we run out of white people? So they want the white guys. to stop having sex with each other and have sex with women. So they're like, all right, there's monkey fox if you have sex with men. No. I don't think that's how that works in regards to sexuality. I don't think if it's a shortage, if it's a dick shortage, you're not going to just go to pussy. Yeah.

They think y'all are gross, you know. They think y'all are gross. I'm not gay, but I don't think that's how that works. They don't want nothing to do with your vaginas no matter what. It's not pepperoni or plain. Naila made this shit sound like inflation. Yeah. If this's too expensive, I'm going to start eating pussy.

Like, what? Like, no. That's not how this works. You don't just switch brands, Naila. Yeah, they're going to rock out with that. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. Jesus Christ, Nila. He made sense in my brain.

Well, it's all good. We all say some wild shit. That's what this podcast is all about. All right, let's see. What do we got? What's the asking idiots, Taylor? Who's the most famous person to get that monkey? Nobody famous has gotten monkeypox yet.

That's interesting. Why do you think that is? I mean, it's easy to hide. Say what? They ain't pay no one. Oh, they had to pay Tom Hanks to do the COVID shit. You think they paid Indri's over two? Idges was the first black person to get COVID-Dak.

I know. I'll never forget. Maybe. You think they paid them to get it? I think, I mean, monkeypox is easy to hide, bro. What? COVID's easy to hide. Monkeypox, you look crazy.

Really? You didn't see somebody with a monkey pox, bro? Oh, no, you do get it on your hands. It's all over your face, your hands, your arms. You look fucking disgusting. Damn. Damn. It's gross.

No, that is true. That meme that they got on social media they're like, motherfuckers are more scared of monkeypox than COVID because people are scared to be it ugly. Yeah. We'll die. We don't want to be ugly. Exactly.

Come on, bro. Let's do some asking idiots. What we got? Suoli. Swole says, what surprised you the most about yourself? Ooh, good question. What surprised you the most about yourself, Shultz? Oh, fuck.

What surprised me the most about myself? I don't know, Swole. That's a great question. I really need to think on that one. Surprise me the most about myself. Yeah, that's one I kind of got to go, like, deeper in. I surprise myself every day. Okay.

I surprised myself every day because I'm literally in all of my life In all of your life I'm in all of my life Oh you're like surprised that you were able to accomplish all this I'm in all my life Interesting You go back

Like when you really And that's something you all should do sometime Go back to wherever you grew up If that place still exists That house still exists And go like sitting in that room And think about all the dreams that you had And if you still have like old journals

And shit like that And you go to those old journals And you like Really did this year Yeah yeah I really did that's what I was going to do. You know what I'm saying?

Like that shit is like, ooh. But yeah, you do surprise yourself. Especially me coming from where I come from. Like, I come from a dirt road at Monk's Corner, South Carolina, but I have no reason to believe I should be doing anything that I had to believe enough to go for it, though. Yeah, but I had no examples. Like, if you live in New York, LA, you got examples. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

People you can look to and be like, oh, that person is from my city. You know what I mean? Like, I didn't have that. I remember being super excited seeing DJ B. Lord, shoot my man, B. Lord's on Rap City back in the day. And Tigger's like, yo, he's from North Carolina. And B.Lor corrected him. Like, no, I'm from South Carolina. Like, oh, shit. You know what mean? And I, you know, I come from that you Google, who's famous from your state.

You know, it used to be Andy Dick. Yeah, yeah, shout out Andy Dick. Van of White. You know what I mean? I'm like, I don't relate to them. Like, I can't do any. I love a rule of fortune, but I don't, you know. Yeah. But then when you, you know, later on in life, you see Chadwick Bowman and Stephen Colbert and all these people. He's like, Oh, okay. So it's just like, yeah, I am in all my life. So what's surprising me the most about myself, my life, life. Oh, that's far.

I wish I had a good answer like that, slowly. My bad. I'm going to come back with a better one next time. This is funny. David Abramson said, if they perfected the height-increased surgery, what recovery time would make it tempting? That question is clearly for you. Not for me in any way.

Let's assume that it wasn't for just me. It was for the both of us. Yeah. What recovery time would you put up with? I don't want to be tall, bro, because the thing about this height surgery, they're not fixing none of your other limbs. Oh, shit. You look stupid as hell with these long ass legs, arms short, torso short. Dick small?

I always thought about that. Dick small. You hear these stories about like these NBA players and how little they dick's on. It's like, how they dick's little or their bodies just big? The bodies are big compared to. God can't give Shaq at all. No, I think Chris Rock even had a fucking joke about it where he's like, his background is smaller. Like Chris Rock's dick looks bigger because it's on him.

That's what you would want. Yep. You know what I mean? So visually looks bigger. But once it's inside them, then they feel different. Like, I'm just assuming, if you're 7 foot 3, 300 pounds, in order for your dick to look big, bro, you got to have like a two-footer. Like just a monster, right? Like a two-footer with like 12 inches of girth.

Like girth crazy. You know what I'm saying? Like the bee. If you seven three, three hundred? Yeah, veins looking stupid. But then how do you explain little guys with,

well, that's what we're saying is that dicks aren't that big. It's an optical illusion. It's like when you find water in the desert, you're like, this is awesome. That's right. What's the biggest dick you ever see?

What? You don't have something, Nal little. I was lesbian. If you take the 10 inches, right? Nile, you're a lesbian? No. Come on

You got eyes What's the biggest Clit that you've ever come across What is What's the biggest clip You've ever seen? We're being inclusive Yeah, we are being inclusive

What's the biggest one? That's inclusive Forget I said anything No, but like how do they measure clips? Is it in centimeters or like what is? No Okay. All right.

What I'm saying? If you take a 10-inch penis and put it on a 7-3-300-pound man. This shit looks mid. Come on, man. It looks super mid. Come on, man. NBA players got to come through with more dick

is what we're saying. What? You be fucking NBA players, Taylor? Whoa. Whoa. You're just bouncing around their houses and shit. You know, come on. Taylor, all that expensive furniture you running into.

Sixer? Yeah. Sixer. Nick? Whoa. Tell them the truth, though. You know, Naila? About basketball players.

What about basketball players? Let me tell us. I don't know. They got low wee. I'm in a relationship and I love my boyfriend. I think, shut up. I don't know. I don't think that.

That's what about a seesaw. Nala, you can't. Nile went up with a little. It's like, whoa. It's like God put his hand out. I'm like, yo, chill now. They don't do that. You're going to embarrass Taylor, yo.

Taylor, go. It's serious, yo, yeah. Oh, see, talk. Yo, it's not that funny, Alex. It's nice. A C-Sysaw. A C-S-Saw. Alex met last minute.

Tell us about these NBA cops. Just tall, I'm not going to say NBA. Just tall men in general. Yeah. Like, how tall are you? 6-2. With the fat meat. Pringle?

Yes, sir. Snack size and a joint joint? Just talk. Travel snack size. You know what I'm saying? Something for the plane. Something for a flight. You'll fill me.

Yeah. What we need the whole thing for? You're trying to get filled up. You have a meal when you land. You know what I mean? I hope you ain't hungry. Pio. But for real.

I was saying guys at our six. You can't stop until that shit done real quick. You know what I mean? Come on now. Oh, man. Guys at our six, four. Yeah. And up is a hit or miss.

Some of them have nice flongs, like with the girth. And other ones. They got the little wee-wee-wee-wee-like. It's like, they might as well have been 5'10. Okay. But guys 6-2 always got the most perfect dick. That's in the Bible. Okay. That's John.

First John. Are you talking about black guys and white guys, though? Obviously, I'm talking about both. But white guys at 6-2 have bigger dicks than black guys at 6-2. That's also in the Bible. What book of the Bible you mean? The penis one. Let's do one more. This has been coming up a lot lately.

You almost did it again, yo. Why are you acting like it's the wires, not you? You're not going to be able to control your shit till you 40, yo. Scroll up, Taylor. Let's see. Is it gay for a woman you like to be lesbian? What? Hold on.

Let's ask that one. Let's ask that. Is it gay for a woman you like to be lesbian? So, like, you're into, well, I think it depends how she presents herself. Like, if she presents as more masculine, then you're into masculine-looking shorties. That don't make you gay, but you're into masculine-looking shorties. But if she's a super feminine-looking girl that just happens to, like, pussy as well, you just got more in common. That's interesting, because I know guys who, uh, they sleep with, uh, trans men.

Trans men or trans women? No, trans men. They like trans men. Oh, because they like men, but they all are so like pussy. Yes. So they like, they like trans men. You know, they present as men, but they still have the vaginas. Yeah, because vagina feels better than butthole for sure.

Not even close. Not even close. I mean, I've never had male butthole. Well, I don't think it's that different than female butthole. I think it is because it got the G spot in it, bro. No. Yeah. That's a lie gays made up so they can stick their finger in your butt.

That's all right. That's all right. You believe all that conspiracy thing, as always. Hey, you know your G spot's in your butt, Charlemann. Hey, Charleman, you never had a G-spot orgasm, have you? Well, let me go help you. Well, we're, where, where?

Why is it like the pink fucking panty? Because, bro, that's how gay people used to sound in the 70s, bro. In the 70s, man, it was a different time. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you take it with just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast.

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