The Brilliant Idiots - Ask and It Will Be Answered

Episode Date: August 1, 2025

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Yep, Shalaman God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots podcast back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Listen, man, we decided this week that we were just going to sit back and just do a whole bunch of asking idiots. So if anything happens this week that we should be talking about, sorry, okay? This is just about y'all, all right? Okay, let's start it off, man. CBG underscore Leo underscore 8x says, if a gay man wrote you a letter,

Would you tear it up or write him back? I mean, I think it depends what's in the letter. Yeah, I need more context. First of all, why would I tear it up? Even if he wrote me a letter telling me how he thinks I'm the most attractive person in the world, thank you. Yeah, that's a nice thing. Thank you. You're taking a compliment, guys.

Don't be so insecure. Who gives a fuck? Why would I tear it up? Oh, I'm sorry, CBG Leo eight times. You were asking us for advice. Write the guy back. Yeah, write him back. Write them back.

Nobody's judging you, man. If you had it going on that day, you had it going on that. That's right. Now, now, what did he say? Did he write you a letter that says, will you let me sodomize you? Yes, no, maybe. You know what I mean?

What if he said, if you want me to sodomize you, tear up this letter into the little pieces? Damn! Like the way I'm going to tell your asshole up into little pieces. All right. Shit.

God damn. Write them back, CBG, underscore Leo, A, times. Oscar B. Savage. Johnham says the most important question. How are you guys doing? Love you guys. Thank you guys. Oscar. Thanks, Oscar. How are you doing, Schultz? Man, I'm doing good. Are you? I am. I am. I'm a little, like, I'm a little nervous about going out to Australia for a couple months. But at least your family gets to go with you. My family's going to come with me, which I think makes it great. And, yeah, it's like, I don't know. I haven't, like, gone somewhere for multiple months and not done

comedy or podcast for I don't know how many years. Like this is going to be years. It's going to be interesting to see He's going to go crazy. No, no, it's going to be interesting to see You don't stop. Because I can be completely wrong,

but it's going to be interesting to see how you feel being that constrained. Being in one place for two months on a set, we know how that game is, hurry up and wait. Yeah. You know, you used to being on stage, doing your comedy the way you want to do it.

You're doing the podcast the way you want to do it. It's going to be interesting to see how you still feel about Hollywood after that. Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to do stand-up while I'm out there. Yep. I was just going to say. I think I got it. I was like, I give it two weeks.

You're going to find the stage. You're going to be going to be going. And you don't? Like, would you, like, I think what it, you know, you have your shoot days. You've got to be there all day. But the days that you're not shooting, you know, I'm popping into some comedy club or whatever and, you know, just try to get back on stage. and work on some jokes, you know. So I think I'm going to have to,

just because I need a creative outlet. I need, you know, I just, that's the thing that I'm a little bit, like, I would say, concerned about. Like, what happens when I've been going nonstop for 15 years? And then for two months, I am going to be doing the movie,

but it's not that much work. Like, movies just sitting around, like, no improv, you know. I think we're going to be able to flow a little bit and mess around. It'll be fun, and I'm excited for the idea of it, like, being in a new country with my family.

with my family be cool, but that is the thing I'm a little worried about. I can't even believe we sitting here lying to the people. We're not here, guys. Andrew We're not here. Andrew's in Australia. He's filming Street Fighter right now, okay? We did this episode in advance

to have some people. I got to zoom in or something. I got to just do little pop-ins with y'all. What you mean, y'all? We're here now. No, I'm saying. No, we need more. We got, yeah, we need some more episodes in the can. How long are you going six weeks? I'm going to go six weeks, but there's a chance that they move schedules around and shit like that.

So it could be, it could be, I come back in October. I really cannot wait to see how you feel when you come back. Now, I'm going to be wrong, you've done TV, you've done movies and shit, you know, over the last few years. But this is different. Yeah. Going away for two months, no stand-up, no podcast. I don't know. I can't wait to see.

I really can't wait to see. That's why I got to do stand-in. He's going to go crazy. I'm going to go crazy. I'm going to go crazy. Is Doug going with you? So I think my wife might come like a couple weeks in. And I was about to just go out alone.

I actually hit up Dove. I was like, bro, I don't know if I want to just be alone in Australia. And then Del was like, you want me to go with you? And I was like, yeah, maybe just pop in with me for like the first week or stuff. Do I mean, he got a shit to do? I mean, he got a summer. He just bought a house. He got a summer.

He got a family. And, and my family. what I'm saying. I don't mean that in a bad way. I'm just saying he don't have no, like, he don't have nothing. Go out there with your friend, Dove. No, he's, he offered it, which I was like, bro, yeah, I'll take that to fuck. You might find your wife.

There's some nice Jewish woman in Australia. I was looking, yeah, he could find a nice Australian. Dude ain't got Jews out there? Yeah, the Dradle is upside down, though. It spins on the stick part. Because, you know, listen, Dove is Dove wants him a nice Jewish woman. I don't have any problem with that. You know what I'm saying?

And whoever the Dr. Umar is in the Jewish community doesn't have a problem with that either. Go be with your kind. I think the only person that has a problem with it is Dove's dick. Damn! No, no, no, no, no. Dove's dick wants one thing, his heart wants another. That's what I'm saying. Yes, that's right.

His dick wants Brazilian girls that can barely speak English. But his heart wants a beautiful, intelligent Jewish girl. That's why you want to go to Australia. He ain't fooling. Nobody. Dove did one Google search. So they had some beaches. He was like, maybe there's more Iggy Azelias out there.

That's what he did. Charlie Marksiano says, when was the last time you did something for the first time? Ooh. God damn, Charlie Marksiano, that is a great motherfucking question. When was the last time you did something for the first? I know it is. I know I have. I just can't think about what it is right now.

I think when you got kids, it's like every day you do something for the first time. That's true. I just got to like my daughter's 17 months right so almost a year and a half and like I just started telling her stories like she doesn't she doesn't really understand but she understands like the buzzwords in the story but I'll be like do you want to hear a story and then she'll like yeah and then I'll just say the buzz words that she really loves like birds she loves like her bear she loves these different things and like she'll just light up right and so she is computing what's being said yeah and then and then and then Then I'll be like, she'll go, she does this. She goes, this means more. She'll be like, more. Yep. And that's the coolest thing in the entire world.

Like making up stories for your kid. Yeah. For me, the only thing that keeps coming to mind is getting a wax, getting a Brazilian wax. Yeah. But I've done that quite a few times already. I'm actually due right now. Why you're growing out?

I get one every six weeks now. So what does it look like before you go in? Yeah, I mean, it's actually, the hair looks better because it grows in finer. Finer, yeah. And a little bit more softer. So it's like, oh, shit, you know what I mean? It kind of looks like a kind of looks like a, like when the vagina, like you've seen a vagina when the vagina head starts to grow back

and starts to look like that. My shit looks crazy, right now. My shit looks like. Go get the wax, bro. I'm too pussy. It's worth it. I couldn't go back. You didn't go back?

No, just that one. Oh, I don't have been like, I'm a pro. I don't even know what the, my pubic hair looks like Bernie Sanders. That's where I feel the burn. Like, it has never been combed. It's long, summer, curly, summer, street. It's a bad situation. I love it.

I love it. It's easy. You know what I mean? Me and the waxer have a great relationship. We talk. We have conversations. Oh, you cheat. My favorite part.

You can't keep seeing the same lady who's seeing your dick every time. I'm not switching it up, bro. It's only a few people you trust letting them see the softy, bro. The soft. You know what I mean? There's only a few people you trust letting her see young flaccid. You know what I mean? You can't just let anybody see young classic

Because I'm gonna grow it Okay, not a show All right, you know what I mean? It took years to gain the confidence Just to pop out in front of the wife Yeah, you gotta beat it a couple times You know what I'm saying? God, but she's seated at his best

You know what I mean? So it's like, nah, I'm not just... These kids will humble you, bro. I was in the shower, I get out of shower I was a wild segue after talking about it. No, no, it connects. Okay. I'm in the shower, I get out of shower,

my wife is there with my daughter. My daughter stares it and points in my penis and goes, Mama. Damn. What the fuck? I'm like, I don't know who that's more insulting to my wife for me. Exactly. So what is she saying? Your mom got a hairy vagina in a long click?

I don't know. I hope not. Jesus. I hope. What's going on here, bro? Mama. Mama. I'm like, yo, get out of here with all that.

Why she was just saying that's what mama likes? Yeah. She's like, mama needs that. That's what I'm talking about. Yes, mama does need that. Oh, God. What's the last new dish you guys had, like food? Mm.

I'll be honest, bro. I'm not really trying new dishes, man. No really? I think the last new dish I tried is I went to this Indian restaurant, Bungalow. You know, bungalow? I can't keep talking about it. Yeah, yeah.

It was firing. And he had a bunch of dishes that were fire. But, like, when I'm going out to eat, man, I'm usually eating a version of whatever the fuck of me. I'm not being too adventures. Yeah, I had some of fill. Don't do it. I was going to say I had some filling pee, y'all.

Filling pee, y'all. I had some filling pee, yeah. It was pretty good. It's so funny I'm a bad job. Yo, you should have, I could feel my brain. I was trying. I could feel it. As I was trying to get me.

I could feel him thinking. I was like, this motherfucker trying to get me, man. I don't know why that one just so tough for me, bro. Israel Locke says, gay dad or thought mom. I mean, that's such a,

like a hacky, like internet question. Yeah, if you had a gay dad, you wouldn't be here. Also, if you had a, yeah, that's true. But not. What's your butt, baby? Yeah, or adopted. That's the most common way.

Oh, he went gay. Also, if your dad's gay, he's a thought. So it's like, they're both thoughts. Either way. There's no way that you're... You might be a gay dad who met one guy that turns you out. Get the fuck out of here, bro. Yeah, you're out here getting dick.

Gay dad, a thought mom. I guess it just depends on, bless you. Gay dad a thought mom. One has a big pussy, the other has a big buttholes. Like, that's really the choice you make. If your dad's a bottom, bro. Damn. If your dad's a bottom.

Which one sucks dick, though? That's the question. Is the gay dad or the thought mom suck a cock better? Not like the gay dad, because he knows the source material. People say that. You know it's so funny, man. It's the wildest shit in the world. Like, you ever hear a girl be like, yeah, he taught me how to suck dick?

He? Yes. No. That's my point. I never heard that. Like, how? How does a man teach you how to suck dick? I mean, but based on, no, no, no, no, I've educated a few.

Yeah. Yeah, you just tell them what we like. Who's we? Men. We don't, I know what you like. You know what I like. You know what I like. I'm just saying it.

You said we, I know what I like. I mean, I would go out of limb and say that we all probably like a similar thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. And there's probably similar things that we all enjoy. Okay.

Okay. 100%. McGuiley says rank everyone in the room from straightest to gayest. I mean, Al's a gayest. Easy call. That's not even question. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't think so? No, I don't know. You're definitely the gayest. Why you don't think you're the gayest? The way he sits sometimes in a chair, like that's sad. Yeah, but he sits gay. You look it. Like you know, you know, for real, nail polish.

That's the only thing you got on me. That's the only thing. And you got your ankles out and you're not wearing shorts. Your legs is shiny. I got on shorts. You got your chest out. You got waxed legs. I don't know, bro.

I think it's Alex the gayest, then Chris, just because of his little. love of Taiwan, lady boys. Yeah, you know that he made a mistake. You know what I mean? Are we really supposed to believe that Chris checked the oil every time?

Like, no, sometimes you just take some of the head and you don't ask questions. Right? Yes. Straightest person in the room is definitely Taylor. I'll give you that. Yo. Even though she's been with a woman, though.

Even though. That's not gay, though. Okay. Oh, yeah, women can't be gay. Unless they're strap. Now, even with the scrap, I don't think you're gay. If you strap, you're gay, but if you're taking dick from a strap, I think that makes you more straight. Really?

Yeah. I don't think you're gay if you got the scrap, bro. I think if you're a woman and you're up around with the strap, it's a tomb. Why don't gay dudes have, like, a vagina strap? Because they don't want no vagina. No, but, like, they don't want vagina because it's attached to a woman. But if a guy had a vagina, they would have the vagina feels way better than blood. But they got the bussy.

Yeah, but the bussy's not even close to as good as vagina, so why don't they get the vagina straps? So a thing that just straps to their back is a vagina. I don't know if the busy is as good as vagina. You never had no bussy? You never had butt sex? Nah, I ain't never had no bussy. You never put in a girl's butt?

No way. Come on. But that, wait a minute. A girl's butt, which I've never done, is not the same as a man's butt. Yes, it is, Charlotte. Tell us more, Alex. That's why you're the gayest in my house. The floor is.

The floor is yours. Yeah, tell us, Al. It's just saying shit. How do you know? How do you know? I believe you. I take your word for it. No, come on.

How do you know, Al? Clearly he knows. Tell us, Al. I just, whatever. You try to look at the bottom of a dude's feet, bro. You know what I'm saying? That's wild. Oh, my God.

Forget the ass. I know. See the bottom of a man's feet. Oh, my God. By the way, that's the bottom. That's the wildest shit in the world when gay. You are the, like, top-tier gay when you lay on your back and throw your legs up in the head. No, that's crazy.

That's crazy. Shout out to you. You, I'm going to be honest with you. Those guys like that, absolutely let me know that that's why people can be more than gay. What? Those are the best representatives for gay men, bro. The men that lay on their back and throw their legs. up and take that dick like they're getting a missionary.

They are the ones that let me know you are born gay. You know what I mean? No, that's right. Because if you fuck a dude, if you fuck a dude missionary, there's no lying to yourself that they're not a dude. You know what I'm saying? If they bend over, you could probably like do some mental gymnastics and be like, ah, it's really a girl's back.

Close your eyes, imagine, whatever you want to imagine. But you got the guy laid up missionary legs in the ass. Staring at you. And the way, bop. The boy, your butthole to be positioned in that way. For a man to be able to fuck you missionary. Yeah, he got to move your balls out of the way. You're boring gay, bro.

Pull your balls up. God, dang you. Pull your balls up, bro. Shit. Yo. The balls are like a little mudflat for a hole, dude. Our gay listeners that listen to Brennan kids that do that, does the guy get bricked up when you fucking a missionary? Like the guy you're fucking, does he be bricked up?

You hold it like a jet fighter. You're mad. over there, bro. Yeah, no, n'n. No, imagine playing Pac-Man while you pounding some guy out with the joints. You are Pac-Man. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! I am Pac-Man! Okay? That's how you bring back Marvel, Kevin Pie. Give us Pac-Man!

Okay? No. That's crazy. That's crazy. Raleigh, Allo, says, Charlotte, my best friend Rob passed away at 31. If you could say a prayer for him, he was a big fan in the show. We'd always quote all the funny things you guys would say, I will pray for Rob when I get home.

I am sending you healing energy, Raleo. Man, that is horrible. Passing away at 31 is, whew. Man, listen, I think about that a lot. Sorry, dog. I am grateful for every year. You cannot shame me. calling me old.

None of that hurts me. Because I promise you, if I would have died at 31, I would have never experienced the life I'm experienced now. At 31, I think I was back home living with my mom and Monk's Corner South Carolina, then got fired from radio four times collecting unemployment checks. So I would have never got the experience the last 15 years of just this incredible life that I've lived.

You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, yo, 31, you know how young 31 is? It's crazy. Sorry for that brother, Rob. I don't know. I would like to know. When I hear people pass that young, I want to know what happened. Yeah.

You know, just from my own. You need an explanation. Yeah, I need an explanation. It doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I need an explanation. Why did he check out at 31? But I will definitely say a prayer for Rob later on, Raleigh. Sorry, my dude.

To kill a poppy. What advice would you give to a new dad? Babies one month old. Oof. Oof. Boy. Let me tell you something, man. It is just get ready for no sleep for the rest of your life and constant anxiety

and the greatest happiness that you could ever experience. Like constant, I think all of us complain about the difficulties of being a parent because it is the hardest shit you ever do. But we wouldn't keep doing it if it didn't give you the greatest joy that you've ever experienced. So just get ready for like every picture that you see of your kid that your wife sends you to just put the biggest smile on your face you've ever had. It is just amazing. And you are going to be so tired.

But it is just so incredible. So congratulations. And that's awesome. And break those fucking generational curses, man. That's the real shit right there. It's like whatever your parents did that you did not like, don't do it. And then tell your wife, like, if you catch me doing this shit, call me out. Because I don't want my kid to experience the things that I experience.

So, yeah, you could change that shit up, man. I'm going to give you the same advice my mom gave me to kill a poppy. Just love him. That's it. You know what I said? When I had my first child, I ask my mom, what's the best advice you can give me as a parent? She said, just love your child. Yeah.

And by the way, that's difficult for some people. I'm serious. There's a lot of guys, especially guys, who don't want nothing to do with their kids, love. Yeah, they ain't shit. They're not even around. They'll leave the kid with their mom, don't see the kid, don't care about birthdays, raising them over face. FaceTime, Facebook. Some of them ain't even doing that.

Yeah. Like, yo, you got to be, if you got a child that you haven't seen and, you know, you use the excuse that, oh, the baby mom's difficult. You won't let me see the child. You're a sucker to me. Yeah, do whatever you got to do to see that child. Do whatever you got to do to see that child, bro. Do whatever you fucking got to see that child. The courts work both ways.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, that's a fact. So just love your child. It's-trail. When do you sleep? At night? No, but like, what time?

Because you're up at what? Three for a record, right? Four o'clock. I get up 415 every morning. So, like, when do what time? Like, 9 o'clock, 9.30, I'm asleep. But there's times you'd be texting late. Yeah, you do stay at late.

Yeah. You sure? Yes. It's auto pin, bro. That's like I have, that's not me, bro. Like, I don't, I mean, I try to go to bed 9 o'clock 930, like, literally. Because especially if there's nothing on TV. Like, you know, but I'm, I've been really reading a lot this year, so I'm more into, like, the books and the comic books than anything else.

Like, I'm, I got a freaking graphic novel. on me right now. I'm reading what, and I've been reading a lot of the books. I read all of the books that we put out on Black Privilely Publishing, but right now I'm reading hardware season one, salute the milestone comics, man. This is a fantastic read. But we be in the bed. Days are long. We be up at 4 o'clock. I'm up at 4 o'clock. My wife's up like 6 and 7, taking kids to camp and all of that stuff like that. After the day is done, I'm shot by 10, 10, 10, 30. Working out, you know, whatever else, I'm in bed. 10 o'clock, 1030. I can care what's going on in the world. up at 4.15, like clockwork.

So I get my sleep. I'm not one of them, but that sleep, sleep when you die shit, it's some bullshit. Yeah. You know, get your fucking rest. It's underscore Lynn, underscore, not underscore Lynn, says who becomes the champion first, Cowboys or the Knicks?

She is. Nix. Nix. I hope the Knicks. Nix. Nix got a clear path next year. How so? Damien Lillard's hurt. He's not even with Milwaukee anymore.

He's back with Portland. Oh, Indiana. Indiana, lost Miles Turner and Tyraise Halliburton's hurt for the year. Boston, Jason Tatum's out for the year. They got rid of Poizziangis. Yo, that is an interesting argument. The Knicks got a clear path. That's an interesting argument.

We got Jordan Clarkson, right? Yeah. The only team, the only threat to the Knicks is Cleveland, which is why I'm so shocked that... No, I understand LeBron James wanted to get his money, But to me, it's like, yo, going to Cleveland for your last year, taking less money, just to sign with that team because you were a free agent, you're in the finals next year. Easily. If LeBron James goes to join that Cleveland Cavaliers team, you take a little less money, you are in the finals next year.

Probably with a great chance to win them. And then you go out, peace. I'm shocked that he didn't make that move. I really am. Now they try to put together this L.A. team with DeAndre Aiton and they got Marcus Smart now and of course Luca and you know Braun

and you know Austin Reeves I don't think they're going to have I don't think they're going to be deep enough to do it in the West but he didn't want to Cleveland next year yeah everybody's hurt it would have been Cleveland and the Knicks in the Eastern Conference Finals which will probably still end up being Cleveland and the Knicks in the Eastern Conference

finals like that's the only two teams in the East am I missing somebody we might make it in the finals next year no that that's in like I'm thinking about this right now. I'm like, why do we fire Tibbs? Like, if this same team... Couldn't get us to the finals. Well, he couldn't get us to the finals,

but now the teams in his way are no longer there. True. I know. So maybe you give Tibbs one more year, see if you could pull it off. Wow, this is very interesting. Yeah, I don't know why he got rid of Tim. We still got to be whoever comes out of the West who's going to be nasty.

Yeah, but... One step closer, I'm happy. Yo, brother. I mean, open to finals series? Holy shit. Okay. probably be there next year again. Probably.

They got all their cores coming back. They're just going to get better because they got young guys. Then the Knicks do not have an answer for O-K-C right now. So yeah, that's going to be tricky. Yeah, so definitely the Knicks. Abdon.c-a-S-8. Abdon.c-C-A-A-A says, what's something dumb that made you wise? Oh, my God.

I got a million of those. Like life. Like, nobody comes out the womb smart, bro. Yeah. And nobody comes out the womb wise. There's a reason there's a quote that says, smart people learn from their own mistakes, wise people learn from the mistakes of others.

So what does that tell you? Everybody's going to make mistakes. Either you're going to make them, right? And you're going to be smart and learn from them or other people are going to make them and you're going to watch those people make those mistakes and be like, yo, I don't want to do that. So life makes you wise.

All across the board. Yeah. All right, let's do some more asking idiots, man. You got some church announcements, Shotsie? Yes, man. I'm probably, maybe I'm already on my way to Australia, man. Are in Australia. We're playing this when you're in Australia.

We are. I'm already in my, I'm already in Australia, man. So, yo, Australia, what's up? I see you on the streets and you see me with crazy long hair because I had to get hair extensions for the role. Just know that still the same. It's the same OG. You know what I mean?

I really got. You know, Australia, who's playing paddle? That's what I need to know. That's my church. Are you going to have time to do all that shit? I don't know, bro. I'm not going to be doing podcast, so I think I'm going to have some time for some paddle

and I'm some time for some stand-up. I've got to get back on that stage. I'm already feeling the itch right now. Really? Yeah. You got material? No. But how it works for me is I just got to get back on there.

I've got to start feeling these things. I've got to start feeling the energy of the audience. Like, I got to... What do you think's changed about you? I mean, of course, fatherhood, but I'm just talking about, like, even, you know, because I all, it feels like there's always new levels of even stardom. You know what I mean? It's weird being news.

It's weird, like, just things I say becoming news around the world. Really? Like, I'm used to, like, shit we would say being, like, some local stuff and, like, or just a post on Instagram, but not, like, a international news story. with like all these people taking it and then like all these people doing reviews of it and then all these people reacting to it like I'm not used to that so that is like that's that's peculiar like I watched that happen to you I watch that having a rogan so that's like a new thing for me and then it's you know there's the urge to be like let me correct all these false narratives and all this shit and then if you do that you just arguing your whole life so you had a great point where it's just like just be funny about it all just respond with comments. And it wins. Listen, man, we've been saying this since way, way, way, way back in the day. Don't ever let nobody forget what it is you actually do.

Facts. You know what I'm saying? Because they'll take you and they'll try to lump you into the space of like being this talking head, especially you as like a conservative talking head. Like, you know, me, I'm a liberal. But the funny part is, and this is what I like. And I see the same thing happening to you. If people know you and have been listening to you for a long time, they know

what it is you're about. They know we're just objective people who call bullshit on both sides. But if you just been introduced to a person via this one interview or this one conversation, you just assume, oh, this person is that. So it looks like you're flip-smopping or it looks like you're all over the place.

It's just like, no, you're just a person who calls bullshit on both sides. And I could call bullshit for myself too. Like, I could be like, hey, listen, I believe this person. And then he lied about all these different things and then that's it. So I was like, I don't know what you want me to say after that. You know really have to answer to that? Who's that?

Trump. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's more people do it. But I also get why more people don't do it. Because the backlash you get is stronger. Like the backlash you'll get from the other side, if you will. Got you got you, got you got. So I understand why most people just retreat into the comfort of the tribe, right?

Like I could easily just defend everything Trump did and then like Trump side would. just be like, yeah, rah, right, right, do it. But, like, to me, that just doesn't make any sense because then you're not a unique autonomous person. You don't have your own ideas, your own agency. So you've got to deal with, like, the backlash. That's fine. Like, people can have whatever action they want.

But, like, that is the cost to having your own opinions. But guess what? Ignorance is bliss. Yeah. I love being oblivious to how anybody feels about what I said. Yeah, yeah. Aaron Magruder, my guy, Aaron Magruder, man, he says that about me all the time.

And I think it's so funny. because I really don't be paying attention nor caring. Right. Like, I'll do my donkey of the days. I'll come on bring an idiotous breakfast club. I'll say what I say, walk away. Somebody else would, I might be watching. You know, literally this happened to me a couple weekends ago.

I'm watching CNN. It was Abby Phillips on a Friday night watching CNN like I normally do. And she played my donkey at a day from that day because I gave Paramount Donkey of Day that day. Yeah. Right? And I'm just like, oh. And so I'm watching them.

have a discussion about what I said. You understand what I'm saying? So it's just like, I'm not looking for that. Right? And then like somebody, like my business partner or somebody will have to tell me, oh, this is going crazy about it. I'm never on X or Twitter, whatever the fuck you.

I'm never on that shit. So I don't be knowing. I see more about what happens with other people around me than I do with shit that happens to me. And I sent you the article. It was an article. I forgot what, it was some news story about you. And I thought it was, oh, I saw you repost it.

Which one was? Oh, it was when the White House responded to you. And in the corner, I think it was the New York Post or something, in the corner of, you know, how you see the other stories that they posted, Charlaman God criticizes this big, beautiful bill. And I'm like, why the fuck are we new? Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

It is ridiculous. It's actually ridiculous, yo. Yeah. But you know what it is? But I thought about it. It's because the people on the news aren't allowed to have opinion. So they have to react to ours. They have to react to us.

And MSNBC, CNN, for the most part, you know what angle they're going to take. Fox News, for the most part, you know what angle they're going to take. The newsmaxes of the world, you kind of know what angle they're going to take. None of them, you know, we're not journalists. Yeah. We're talking heads, right? So we can come on here and say how we actually feel. I can say, I think that this is an authoritarian strategy from,

from Donald Trump in regards to the sky dance paramount, they can't get on CNN and say that. So they got to play me saying that. Yeah. Because he'll get sued or something like that. Yeah. And then have a conversation about it. We can come on here and say,

we think Republicans are lining up, you know, Donald Trump. And this is a coup from the Republican Party to get him out of here and take their party back. Yeah. They can discuss what we say. Yeah. It don't come from them.

That's my personal. So they're aggregating their news stories through our opinions. Absolutely. I think so. Wow. That's interesting because the cost of them having these opinions is too high. There's liable lawsuits and all that other shit.

They may feel like that, but they've been waiting on somebody to say it. Ooh. You understand what I'm saying? Maybe they feel like that, so they've been waiting on somebody to say it. Yeah, they don't talk their shit. They react to us talking shit. I think about this during the last campaign, the last couple of years before the campaign, I think all of those criticisms that I was making about the Democratic Party,

when I look back at it in hindsight, based off what everybody saying, now, they always wanted to say that then. So they were trying to ring the alarm about it. And I think even now, when they're talking about you Schultz and the Rogans and the Candlestones and all these other people that are criticizing Trump, they're just happy to finally be heard because they have been saying these things. But nobody wants to hear from y'all because y'all just the opposition. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

When you hear from the people who actually supported them, it's like, see, look, look, Look! Yeah. But they just don't have the courage to be like, he's right. Yeah. Or Rogan's right. So now it turns into a, they don't get to say that. They voted for Trump.

You're distracting from the point you're trying to make. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. The point you're trying to make is that Trump lies and he's lied to everybody and he's a con man. Okay, cool. So listen to the people who supported him. Who got conned.

And who got conned. Yeah. And amplify that. as opposed to beating up on those people. Listen, it is what it is. Like, you're... That might be an old story. So...

No, I just ain't. No, they don't think so. They never... You know what you should do in Australia? What's that? Bring back turn your phone. If I got time, that'd be great. Will have time.

I just told him this. Yeah. Oh, you did? Yes. I literally just told him this yesterday. Oh, okay. Yes. Did I miss that?

I literally did him yesterday. I don't forget who you are and what you do. It might be time. You know what I mean? It might be time. You ain't be time. That's the it. This is the climate, though.

This is the climate. Yes. There's only some certainty. Yes, man. You're a comedian. Yeah. Where's the jokes in the smart POV? That's why, yo, there ain't nobody better than John Stewart.

I thought about this shit the other day, man. John Stewart is the Michael Jordan, you know. Political commentary. Yes. He created a whole genre. He did. He did. There was no political satire.

Yo, I saw a stupid motherfucker on. This is why I can't wait until we get those like teleportation holograms. So when you can pull up on people, like right where they're at. I saw this stupid motherfucker that I reposted John Stewart a couple weeks ago. When he, you know, defending Stephen Colbert, somebody left a comment and said, I stopped listening to John Stewart when he started talking about politics. What? So somebody replied, so you stopped listening to him 35 years?

What the fuck are you talking about? Stop trying to sound smart when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Okay? This is who John Stewart is, and he is the goat at political satire. We talk about genres. Bro, the Daily Show has produced so many stars, but all of them have gone on to do a genre that he created for the most part. John Oliver, the Trevor Knows of the World. What was the young lady's name?

Samantha McBee? Something like that. Samantha B. Samantha B, Samantha B, Stephen Covey, all of these people, but he created a genre that is still around 25 years later and other people that go in other places and had massive success with. He is, I can't think of a more TV goal.

Yeah, I agree. Carson maybe? Who did it cost? I don't even know who Carson made. But that's the other thing. I don't think you have the people that Carson. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, and I'm sure Carson did put on plenty of people,

obviously comedians and stuff who got their break on Carson. Oprah maybe. Yeah? Because Oprah gave us Dr. Phil, Dr. Oz, Rachel Ray. If you were a comedian, you had like a great, you had a great appearance on Carson. Like, that was your main.

Yeah, yeah. So, like, he did have that effect too. But, yeah, John's, John, the fruit off of John's tree is remarkable, man. Come on, man. And he's still the best at what he does. It's incredible. It's really incredible. And that's him all the time.

Yeah. Like, if you've ever been around John Stewart, it's what he cares about. That is what he cares about, which is why he should. run for president of the United States of America. Yeah, but what makes him so great is probably the reason why he would never want to do that. Why? Because you don't want somebody who wants to run for president.

Like, it should be something we almost force upon you. That's what I feel is with him. That's what I feel, though. That's why I'm saying is I don't think he would ever do it because he wouldn't do it for selfish reasons. Exactly. Like his constitution isn't, I want power. Yeah.

And the people who want power oftentimes are the people who don't make the best leader. We got to get John Stewart on Flavor. If he wants to help people, the best way he can help people is running for it. No, I would love, can you make that happen? I want to see John Stewart on Flagrant forever, man. But you know, he really does, like when John does something, he really, really has something to say. You know what I mean? But no, he definitely should come up.

I think John would be amazing on Flagrant. He probably would wait for the right time, though. Well, we are open door whenever he wants me. When he's announcing his presidency. Or maybe like around midterms. Yeah, I can see him. I can see him doing something like that. You should pull up.

You should come up there one month. I would love to. Yeah. I'll go next time you're doing it. Well, he works on Mondays. Yeah. But you should just pop up one Monday. Yeah, I'd love to.

Yeah, I bet you'd love to see you. You'd be a hit in that building. Yeah, it'd be cool. Because all of the writers and stuff always talk to me about you anyway, so. All right. Well, that's far. Trey Ball says if you could live in any fictional world, which would you choose?

Fictional world. Easy for me. Yeah. I'm going to Wakanda, bro. Wakanda are Zamunda. What's Zamunda? Coming to America. Oh, few, I thought you had me.

I thought you had me. Fuck. You had me. You had me. I wouldn't have no sense for it. Zamunda dick, you know what I'm saying? Zamunda would be amazing. Zamunda and Wakanda, that's what I'm going.

But Zamunda, if you're not rich, like, that's... Who's not rich as Zamunda? Everybody who's not the king? Oh, all right, well. Damn, I don't know, Al. What kind of then? What fiction world are you doing, Al? First thing I came to mind was Harry Potter world.

Harry Potter's world is rough, bro. He's the gayest, bro. He's the gayest in the room. You just want to play with a wand. That's all he wants to do, man. You want to play with somebody's magic stick so bad. I got the magic stick. You are the gay in the room, bro.

Harry Potter is fun as hell, you know. That shit is fire. Listen, you ain't got to tell me. You know, Al. Quiddish is dope. If you want to ride a broom, just tell us, bro. It's no big deal, man. I do.

If you want to ride the broom, this ride the fucking room, Alex. God damn, man. You want to make a man's balls disappear? Abercadabra. That's it. That's it. Right. By the way,

Hogwarts is fun. Like, have you ever been to Disney World and Universal Studios? Harry Potter World is incredible. Just riding the train at Harry Potter World. That should give me

motion sickness, bro. All that 3D I can't do. I got to be on like a real roller coaster. I can't do the 3D shit. I love it because my kids love it. My oldest daughter loved Harry Potter and then two of my youngest daughters love Harry Potter.

I went this year. Like literally, I was there this year when my daughter had a cheerleading competition in Orlando. I like watching the joy of them watching this show and these books they, this movie and these books they read and they're in the world. Like, buying them the robes, the magic sticks. And, you know, you go to Harry Potter, you go to different locations. The magic sticks work. Being on the train. That shit, yes, that shit is a fantastic world, yo.

And I was thinking about what does that feel to be J.K. Rawlings, the creator world that's so dope that they had to make a fucking amusement park of your shit. is she not allowed to be transphobic when you gave us Harry fucking Potter? You gave us Harry Potter? The person that gave us Harry Potter can't be transphobic? She is. Think about it. Like, she is. Like, she's allowed.

I don't know if she is transphobic. Like, I would give pushback on that. But, no, I don't think she's transphobic. Yeah. No. But, like, some people would say her trans opinions are that. She's like, she doesn't think trans women are real women. And, like, there's plenty of arguments for that.

But, uh... It is? Yeah. She's like, you didn't go through this shit that we went through. Oh, no, yes, it is. Okay, you mean it. Yeah, okay, got you. I don't think she's transphobic.

I don't think she, like, wants no rights for trans people. I don't think she wants to hurt trans people. But I think she's like, yeah, there's a little bit of a difference here. We need to acknowledge it. Bro, she gave us Harry Potter. So she gets to do what she wants. Yes, man. HBO is doing a whole Harry Potter reboot.

They're doing the play that they do in Broadway? Yeah. They're doing a movie. Harry Potter and the Curse Child? They're doing that as the movie. They're turning into a movie. I only know that because my nine-year-old told him. There we go.

And I've seen that shit twice. I saw that shit when it was Well, no, I didn't see it I couldn't fit to cancel Come on, man Too big to cancel That's great Come on, man, it's Harry Potter

She's gonna live on forever Oh, yeah What, Harry Potter? Yeah She created She has an amusement park I know Yeah, bro

It's just me Game over, dude It's nothing What fictional world Man, I'm trying to think Like what fictional world Would be fun to live in We don't even give

J.K. Rollins The credit she deserves No, she's the goat She's the goat I'm trying to think man, What fictional world would I like to live in?

I don't know, God, that's a crazy. Like, there's no, like, video game scenario I want to be in. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know how to answer that. I can see you in Mario Brothers. Ready to player one was all right.

You know, like, I don't know, Mario Brothers, I don't want to be up and down to fucking pipes all day. I don't know. I genuinely wish I could answer this question. Like, what is the world that, oh, you know what I'd like to be in? The Oceans movies fictional world. Ooh. That is cool as fuck to me.

To be one of the guys. Yeah. Yeah, to be like be with, you know, Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon and them and like be doing them crazy heists and shit. That would be cool. That's a cool fictional world to live in. Absolutely. Should we do a bill? Yeah.

Let's pay some bills, man. All right, gang, gang. We need, we're going to do some law-asking idiots and get on out of here. Ivan Blake says, in what point in your career did you start to notice other entertainment? potential. Oh, immediately. Yeah. Yeah, immediately. Like, I've always been a collaborative person. Like, always. Like, I've always been the person who always thought that, you know, having

a crew in whatever you was doing was dope. Like, this goes back to when I was doing radio Z-93 jams. Like, you know, it would be me and this guy Willie Will. And there was a young lady named Storms. Yeah, a young lady named Vicky G. We was all kind of like the young ones coming up. So we kind of had each other's backs. And it was the same thing. We went to Hot 989. My guy Dee Nice and, you know, Divine Martino. And then when I was in Columbia doing radio with my guy, DJ Frosty, we used to call ourselves

the future, you know, Venom. Like, you know, we were all salute to Venom. You know, Venom is a young woman. And we all were like a crew that had each other's back. So I always understood collaboration. And I think I got that from rap, you know, growing up loving people like Wu-Tain. You know, watching, you know, record labels like Bad Boy and Rockefeller. Like, I just always felt like it was skriff in numbers, you know, reading about shit like

the rack pack. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And how French Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr., all of those guys, you know, came up in the same industries, in the same fields, and always had each other's back. So I always saw the potential in entertainers. That's why me and DuBall started doing Hood State of the Union. That's why me and you started doing brilliant idiots.

Like, I've always liked that. That's why I always say, if whatever you build only benefits you, it's not big enough. Like, it's cool for you to make your money. But how many other opportunities are you providing for other people? For other people. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't, like, that's always been my mindset. What about you?

How early did I notice talent in other people? I think I've always been good at, like, assessing talent, you know, and, like, understanding people who really got it and people don't. I think I'm pretty critical of greatness. And so I have high expectations for myself, but also for other people. So I'm not usually shocked by the success of certain people. You know, there are certain people that they might get some success. And I'll think, oh, maybe this is momentary, or maybe they're just catching a thing.

But, but, yeah, it's very rare that, like, I don't see greatness in somebody. And, yeah, so I think that's kind of pretty early on. Yeah, and I think it's also the positions we were in, right? Like, you know, if you're on a guy code, you have no choice but to watch everybody else. Yeah, and you see who's nice and you see who's not. Simple as that, you know. And also, going even back to guys like John Stewart, when you can watch a show like that and see him interact with somebody like Colbert, and Colbert goes on and has their own show

and they're super successful for 10 years. You know, John Stewart said some shit when he was giving Colbert's flowers of the night. He said watching Colbert become the number one late night talk show and take over an institution like the late show has been one of the greatest joys of my life. Yeah, it was really awesome. He was like, yo, when we left in 2016, Stephen Colbert went to stretch himself. He went to go challenge himself. And I retired. I went home.

I was so likable. I moved upstate. You're like, I quit. You know what I mean? Like, God damn, yo. Both of our shows reached an inflection point in 2015. Stephen chose to challenge himself by seeing if he could succeed the legendary David Letterman and, quite frankly, a much bigger pond than the one he and I had been swimming in.

And I quit. I quit. I quit. Stephen challenged himself. I passed away. Stephen challenged his abilities in the biggest field you could, and I literally went to a farm upstate. I didn't.

And if I may, watching Stephen exceed all expectations in the role and become the number one late night show on network television has been an undeniable great pleasure for me as a viewer and as his friend. And yeah, man. And sometimes you just look at people and you're like, I want to be that good. Yeah. And that keeps you being sharp.

You know what I mean? Like, so it's just like, yeah, I always recognize it, still recognize it. And that's how you, that's how you become immortal, bro. Yeah. Because this only but so long, you know, you're going to be that white, hot thing. Jay-Z said that on the New York Times. And he was like, you're only that white-hot thing once. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? So after that, it's about, okay, finding other people that can be that white-hot thing. And just watching them have success. That's, I don't know, that's everything to me. Yeah. J-Tomp 216 says, when do you know it's time to walk away from a partner? You got to be like, when you're not, man, like, I think that you get it out the system, you got to take a few minutes to recover, you know, replenish the bodily fluids.

So the second it comes out, you just walk away, take a second, have a moment of peace for yourself, be grateful, thank God, and then you can come back into the picture. I'm assuming that's what you're asking. Yeah, I agree, man. I think it's time to walk away from a partner when he moans when you put it in. You know it too much? This guy. You know what I'm saying?

This guy is doing too much. You're doing too much. Yeah. Yo, you make me not even want to have gay fun no more. I'm the gayest here. Come on, man. Like, that's crazy. You ruined gay fun by being too gay about it, bro.

But that's what I mean. See, that's exactly what you would do. What I do? If you put it in him and he moaned, you'd be like, I don't want to do this shit No, I wouldn't I feel thick? Huh? What?

What? I would feel thick If I put it in any moan, I'd be like, all right, I'm thick. That is true, yo. Like, you don't want to put it in and he does nothing. We don't talk about that enough. Yeah, you want some feedback?

You don't think guys want feedback too? We don't talk about that enough. We think we just assume everybody's gay. Some people are looking for a ego boo. Yeah. You got some little dick men out there. Slow down, slow down. Like, you want to hear, you want to hear it.

Yeah. I go, yo, slow down. Little dick men. The only thing they can bust up is that booty hole. Let me take a deep breath. Hold on. You know what I was. Yeah.

You want them to be struggling a little bit. Yeah. Man, that only works when you got a little dick inside a butthole. Exactly. It's a fact. You don't want them, like, cheering you on. You know what I mean? Beep.

Can you imagine? Son. That shit would be. Can you imagine if somebody backing up on that dick. No. You're too excited, bro. Yeah, slow down. You want to be my little Mac truck?

Oh, God. You got to. Faisaloo says, that's old. Azzan Nautauro, how would an interview with your younger self go? Would y'all have the patience for it?

Ooh, that'd be cool, man. That'd be really cool. Yes, I would have the patience for it. Of course. For you? Yes. Yes. Easily.

Charlie, who go? I think you would. I think you would. I think you would. I think you would. I think you would. Like, all of these. guys that are trolling, you know, the matads, the neons, you see me with those guys, that's,

I know what that is. So you don't like it. I don't dislike it. I think he has fun with it. I have fun with it. The only thing, here's what the prince and pissing people off. You're not going to go rile him off. Exactly.

No, no, no, I'm talking about like, you don't like that they're going that route to make content. I don't like that I know they're going to have to go through a lot of shit that I went. Exactly. Yeah, so I know that you're going to get beat up. So imagine you before you knew you had to go through all the shit you had to go through. I'm going to talk to you. I'm going to tell him the same thing I tell him young dude.

You're going to get fucked up. The shit ain't going to work. And old, you ain't listening to you now? Old me ain't. I mean, young you will not be listening to old you. No, that's true. No, no, young me would definitely listen. Because young me would definitely, you know why young me would definitely listen.

You don't listen to you now. I know. You know why young people would definitely listening because I saw, I already saw people crash and burn doing it. Yeah. I'm not the first of my kind. Yes, but you kept doing it. No, I didn't.

Yeah, but you did it. I really did it. You did the old mouthful shit, so I don't think it's gonna be anything. Ha! Ha! Ha! No.

Ah! He went for it. It did. No, no. No, I would have definitely listened to me. I would have 100% listened to me. I don't think you would have. I'm telling you.

By the way, I don't think people are listening to that. Wendy Williams literally said to me this year, early this year, I feel like I'm in the situation I'm in because of Hawaii used to talk about people. Whoa. And if you're old enough to remember other shock jocks, none of it ended well for any of them. Black ones are all white ones.

The only one who made it was Howard Stern, and that's because Howard Stern pivoted. And everybody gave me shit for it. And they still do. They still do. But God damn, that is what a sensible human being does. They get to an age, like, I'm not doing this shit no more, man. Like, you know what I mean?

And then they grow. That's what you're supposed to do. I can name a million of them that didn't grow, and they're not even around no more. That's just a fat. Black and white ones. They're just not here anymore. So, yes, I think an interviewer my younger self will go good. I wouldn't want to interview my younger self, though, because I might slip up and tell my younger self something that they need.

needed to go through. You know what I'm saying? Like when you talk about back to the future and how they go to try to change things, I don't want to do that. Yeah. I don't want to do that. You know what I'm saying?

Like I, like everything went the way it was the post. Happened for a reason. Everything got embracing. What about you, Shultz? Would I interview my younger self? Yeah. Yeah. Easy.

Easy. Yeah, that'd be fun. What would you tell yourself? Do exactly what you did. I did everything I wanted to do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, every dream I had I achieved.

So I'm not going to tell you him to act any differently. I'm going to advise him, yo, this shit is wild. Be prepared for it. You know, be ready. But I can't be like, I regret what I did as a younger comedian because I got to achieve everything I ever wanted. Very true. All underscore Ray Negro says, would you do a pod with both of your wives?

I don't know. They wouldn't want that shit. Our wives don't want any of it. attention outside of from us. None. My wife runs from cameras. He ain't with that shit at all. Yeah.

And I would never do anything like that. I don't think that shit is cool. You know what I mean? No disrespect to people who do it because it works. Like, you know, like the dead-ass podcast. They change their name. What's the name of it now? The Devalz podcast.

That works for them. You know what I mean? I've seen some other things. I'm just like, why are y'all doing this? I know. I don't know. I don't want that. Absolutely not.

Plus, she's the only person that can hurt my feelings. They're good at that shit Oh man Man I've been taking these supplements And I've been fucking with my stomach This whole month my son had been fucked up I'm like I think it might have been the supplements And my wife looks at me

And she like She thinks about what she's gonna say Because she knows it's gonna come out fucked up And then she goes Well like Do you feel like they've done anything For your body? God, damn.

You've been poisoning yourself all month and your body still looks exactly like you look. They have a wave cutting deep, man. They got a wave cutting deep. Man. Right? Yeah, no. And here I am thinking, I'm like,

my joints feel better. I'm justifying it and shit. That happened to me about a year and a half ago. Like, God, and they were getting fat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see that. Oh, isn't that crazy? How the fucking wears the positive response? Like, they don't ask us how their dress looks

and want us to be honest. Get the fuck out of here with this shit. The second we ask for a little bit of validation when we were feeling insecure, they just fucking come a hawk dunk on our ass. You know what I'm saying? And then when you get right, hey, who are you doing all that for?

What fuck you be? So you'll stop making fun of me. A.A. underscore Ron Lee 13 says, Uncle Shala, how are you going to shame what big backs and be opening up Crystal? Hey, man, everything in moderation, you know? That's a good. That's a good point.

Everything in moderation. And Crystal also does have healthy things on the menu. Let's go. There is veggie burgers at Crystal. Let's go. My wife and I... That's why your wife's fat-shamed job, because you have fat shame everybody else.

That's a good point. We deserve it. Absolutely right. We just opened up another one last week in Walterboro, South Carolina. The address is 12. Let me get the right address. It is... 12-22 Bells Highway in Walterboro, South Carolina.

They are open 24 hours. and we have the original location that we opened up in Orangeburg, South Carolina at 1486 Chessnut Street in Orangeburg, South Carolina. So thank you all to all your support, man. People really, really enjoy Crystal. It's one of those things I'm telling you. People grew up on it in the South,

grew up on it in South Carolina. And so now that it is back, it's just a nostalgic thing for people. Like, you know, it's a lot of older people that are like, yo, I'm so glad Crystal is back. So, you know, salute to everything. everybody who's been supporting us in South Carolina. Let's do a couple more, man.

Isaac underscore JBO. What's the darkest thing that happened to you that made you laugh? Man, I don't think it's the darkest, but it was pretty dark. Taylor telling me I could run faster than your sperm swim. Damn.

That shit, like when I was going through it, like really going through it and nobody, y'all knew, but nobody else knew. That shit was That shit was funny, man That was one of those things Where I realized that, like, I love jokes

Because if I didn't love jokes, that shit would have hurt me, man I still think Charlotte Ghost wrote that, ghost wrote that. No, I did. I think so. Taylor's a beach.

I don't think y'all, y'all don't know Taylor like I know Taylor. That's a little slick, evil motherfucker That's a little motherfucker right there will say some shit. Boy, Taylor, man, this is, I'm not even, I'm not even joking when I say this, and it's even funnier now in light of the circumstances.

When Revolt TV used to be at the breakfast club, there was one of Diddy's employees who used to always hang out with Diddy, hang out with Diddy, hang out with Diddy, after hours, hang out with Diddy and his sons. Like, he even, to this day, he rocks with Diddy super, super hard. And so he was on Instagram, I guess the day before posting about how they was out, they was out with Diddy. Taylor walks in the room. It's all of it.

We're in the studio. He's this busy studio. Taylor walks in the studio, you know. I already see, I'm like, she's plotting something. She walked up to the guy, she goes, so, how does it taste? Mind you, I'm just typing, right? I'm just not, he goes, what you mean? How does what taste?

She goes, how does it taste? He's like, what, just drink? It's good. He's like, no, no, no, no. How does it taste? He goes, how does what taste? She goes, Denny's dick. No, she's crazy.

Whoa! That's crazy. That's crazy. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. That's Chris. What do you do? I had to stand up and be like,

Taylor, let me talk to you for a second. Come here, Taylor again. You can't say that to a man. Yeah, yeah. That was a bit far. Unless it's on air. That was too much. Don't waste that.

But that was too much. Because this guy's in the room with a bunch of people. Yeah. You don't know how that can. can go. He's not the type of guy that put his hands on a woman, but you just don't know. You don't know. You don't know. Especially in light of everything we know now. Yeah. You don't know what he might have been forced to do.

Yeah. Oh, that was even before he got locked up. This one, this one, breathed it was on revolt. This is years ago. Wow. Wow. Years ago. Damn. Yes, man. She's vindicated now. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The darkest thing that ever happened to me, I think about this often. I remember I was high as shit one night.

So I was living with my mom. This when I was, you know, back in the day. I'm high as shit one night. I walk in. My mom would always leave me food out, right? Because she used to hate that I was in the street and doing a bunch of shit I had no business doing it. But she would always leave me food out.

So it was just like, you know, one of those great mother meals like spaghetti, you know what mean with the garlic bread and some corn. And she had made some cinnamon rolls. And so I'm high as shit. and I'm eating and I'm enjoying this shit and my daddy comes out the room. I don't even remember what the fuck I did. I was wilding back at this time,

I don't know what the fuck I did. I'm sitting there eating. My daddy walks up to me, gives me a two-handed slap. I mean, bah, said something to me and just walked off. And I'm sitting there on the couch and I just start laughing like a maniac.

Laughing. I don't even remember. crying, just laughing like a fucking maniac and just started eating the food mad ferocious. And if I, I'm honest, it might be where the village and origin story started. The villain what? The villain origin story. So it was that moment. That might be the moment I turned into a Batman supervillain, yo.

Because I don't even remember what I did to make my dad slap me like that. But it just made me laugh. so hard that he would, oh, I know what it was, I'm bugging. I'm bugging. I'm like, what was it? Because all he had on was fruit of the loom. So I felt, in my mind, I was in a wrestling match. So he had on like the red, tidy, whitey for the looms.

And he smacked the shit out of me with two hands, wha! And I remember watching him walk away in the loombs. And I couldn't stop fucking laughing to say, my life. That's what the fuck it was. Did you ever ask him why he slapped you? No. You mean how many times I'd have to ask my daddy that shit?

No. What do you tell him my daddy slap the shit out of me? What the fuck are you talking about? My daddy used to put hand in the foot to my ass constantly. Let's do one more. Let's do it. Puzzle-headed dog 1455.

Do you believe masturbating to achieve post-nut clarity can lead to a healthy marriage by combating the urge to cheat obviously in moderation? What? What in moderation? Masturbating or cheating? Puzzle-headed dog. My man's horny, bro. Hony is fuck.

Yeah, bro. I mean, getting it out the system is important. You know, age will also calm your need for a nut. But if you need to get out the system, get it out the system, bro. You know yourself better than anybody knows you. Who needs post nut clarity when you're married? He does. Like, some people need a nut. A, bro. They need to get it out the system. They just need to get it out. It's like me with farts. All right. Okay, guys, that's enough. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right to, it's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.