The Brilliant Idiots - At The Well
Episode Date: March 18, 2022Charlamagne and Andrew are back this week, and has announced a new release date for new episodes, so listeners can get their hilarious content a little bit earlier for the week! During this episode th...ey first begin speaking on Colin Kaepernick still wanting to join the league, which Charlamagne still scratching his head and not understanding why. Next, they speak on the undefeated Kardashian’s empire and how Kim K is playing chess while Kanye is playing checkers in the media, which ended up turning into a discussion about cheeta’s and cheaters. Also, during the show, they take a call from their good friend Van Lathan, so he can explain his thought process from his recent post on social media about people not discussing more that their mother is a sexual beings too. Lastly, they ended the show on an “Ask an Idiot” question, which was about Daylight Savings time and why we do it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I love the premise of this show.
Smart people talking about dumb shit.
I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit.
Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby.
Yep, Charlemagne de God.
Andrew Shultz.
We are the brilliant idiotist podcast.
Doodoo Herm is here.
Trampt Lax.
I don't know.
Big Wax.
We are here.
Another week of brilliant idiotness.
Are we going to change?
I guess not.
What?
I'm about to say,
are we going to change the release date for brilliant idiots,
to release days.
What you think?
I'm down in chair.
I'm down changing.
Well, we're recording different now.
We haven't been on a very consistent one.
Huh?
We haven't been on a very consistent one.
Yes, we have.
We've been doing it for nine years.
Yeah, but sometimes the video comes out a little late.
Hey, man.
We're busy, you're.
We are busy, but consistency to me is how long we've been doing it?
We've been doing it like nine years.
What if we release it on Wednesday?
I'm not mad at that.
We record Tuesday.
We record Tuesday.
We're released Wednesday.
Then we'll be early.
So then if we do be late and it's still Thursday.
We're throwing it back.
Bong.
Yeah, what you mad at?
I'm with that.
Let's do it.
Let's start releasing on Wednesday.
Fuck you.
Next week, Brion Natives will start getting released on Wednesdays.
Okay.
How y'all feel this week, man?
I feel good.
You look good, yo.
You look like healthy.
Thank you.
Okay.
Shit.
What?
I feel all right, man.
I got this weekend off.
I'm like, this is my first weekend off in a minute.
Ooh, you look married.
That's what it is.
You look committed.
Like, you look like, whole.
You know how you've been saying on this podcast?
I can't wait to do nothing.
That's what I've been feeling all week.
Because you've been on that road.
I've been crying.
You've been on that road.
Oh, you don't got a show this weekend?
This weekend I'm taking off.
And then the grind begins for Radio City.
Like, you know, I've got to make that show crazy.
What date is Radio City?
April 16th.
We in there.
Yeah, I'll be fun.
We in there.
That'll be fun.
You look whole, man.
That's what marriage does.
Being married, being in like a committed situation.
Yeah.
It's wholeness, stability.
Yeah.
You know what?
Yeah.
What?
Yeah.
You look broken, wacky.
Yeah, you do look broken.
Got in a hood on you inside, bro.
Who you hide it from, bro?
Come on, dude.
You look broken.
Can you fix yourself and fix your marriage, bro?
What are you going on?
What's going on over here?
Whoa.
Oh, is it fixed?
God bless everybody.
Lord have mercy.
Where do we begin, man?
Positively brilliant.
What a fucking idiot.
it. I do, I wanted to ask you this all week. I wanted to wait to even talk to you.
I don't know if you've been seeing these videos. Colin Kaepernick, good brother Colin Kaepernick,
he looks like he's still in shape. Yeah, you know, still working out. I guess he still wants to play football.
Yeah. How do you feel about that? Let him play. Let him do, uh, yeah, let him play.
Yeah. I don't know. I mean, is anybody saying he can't play still outside of him not being that great?
here's the thing. I don't mind.
Listen, if he wants to play...
He could be...
What position?
If somebody wants to sign him, I don't have a problem with that.
I just don't know what messaging that sends
because I'm like, what was everything about?
And that's always been the problem.
If you're on the ground level and you talk to people,
people always, okay, we know how...
We know why the protest started.
We know why the needs started, right?
The knee started because, you know,
Colin Kaepernick was speaking out against the injustice
that black and brown people were facing at the hands of the police.
Boom.
then when the NFL was blackballing them for whatever reason,
it seemed like that movement turned into the,
let's boycott the NFL now
because they're not giving Colin Kaepernick a fair shake.
And in a lot of ways, I feel like, you know,
the movement that was started for the injustice against, you know,
black and brown people by the hands of the police,
it got kind of overshadowed by that.
Because when you look at Colin,
That was the, that's what you saw, right?
You saw this person that was standing for that,
the injustice that black and brown people were facing at the hands of the police.
But then it started turning into, well, now,
Colin's getting blackballed.
So it wasn't like, even though two things can be true,
it wasn't two things being discussed.
It was just, it was one thing.
One thing, you know, being discussed.
And it's like, yo, for me, man, it's like,
you know, Colin is lodging in life right now.
You know, Colin is, you know, he's got the TV show.
He's got the documentary coming out.
He's still got, you know, his sponsorships with Nike and everything else.
And it's just like, why,
would you want to go back to the NFL? Why would you want to go back to a place that you spoke out
for oppressing? Do you think this is possibly PR? Like, he knows he's not going to get a job
and his currency is the NFL blackballing him. Yeah. So we know him for being blackballed,
so he has to continue to prove he's being blackballed in order for us to care. I mean,
if the doc is coming out soon, which I believe it is, maybe this is just a promo for the
the dock. Yeah, it gives you, yeah, it gives, it gives, it puts the conversation back out there.
So when you see the doctor, it's fresh on your mind still.
I mean, if I was the NFL, if I was a, what's the guy's name?
Roger Goodell?
If I was Goodell, I'd say, I'd just look for one team.
I'd be like, yeah, we'll pay for it.
Just offer him.
Yeah, offer him a contract.
I bet he don't take it.
Yeah.
I bet he don't take it.
Well, when we were in the NFL meeting a few years ago,
Goodell said, like, I'm not blackballing calling.
Like, nobody's blackballing calling.
We're not owners.
Right.
If a team wants to sign him tomorrow, we're not getting in the way of that.
I mean, I'm sure that.
that they can influence though.
Yeah, that's true.
I'm sure that...
Yeah, that's true.
Maybe the teams come together and who knows,
maybe all these owners are sick of what he's doing
or what they perceive to be the negative attention he's bringing.
So I can see them all colluding against him.
I think that's been proven that they colluded against him.
He won the case.
He won the other thing.
You sued him and you won.
Like, Colin has won on every level.
Yeah.
In regards to the stuff.
But I hear what you're saying.
Like, you're like, why do you still want to be in this league?
want to go back to the place that we, number one, we saw you defeat.
Yeah.
Right?
Like, we saw you win on every level.
So why do you continue to want to be a part of it?
And I hear people saying, like, oh, it's because he loves football and the football, the NFL
is the only place he can compete at that level.
It's like, when you make sacrifices, you make sacrifices.
Also, like, if you put out a documentary where you're literally comparing it to slavery,
like, why do you want back on the plantation?
You ask him, you be like, yo, I've been training to be back on a plantation.
You say it like that is like, he probably could change his mind.
He'd like, fix your life.
If I could go in there, I probably could do more.
You're a broken. You're a broken man. Fix your life.
And I got to go back in there, like you're saying.
So he felt like if he get into the league, he probably can do more.
Fix your life.
You see what I'm saying?
Those on cargoes, that's economy, bro.
Yep.
I'm broken.
Yours way tired of mine.
I can't talk.
But they're supposed to be.
Now, you can't talk.
You're not supposed to be.
How?
You're showing ankle on purpose.
You know how I know he's showing ankle on purpose?
You don't got socks on.
You want your socks to show like this.
But you got tights on.
No, this is how they fit.
Well, they're not supposed to fit like that.
No, yours are not supposed to fit like this.
My little turtsen in yours.
No, how.
I want you to fix it.
You go do this.
Let's count how many times we do this.
I haven't done it yet.
I'm going to keep count.
No, no, no.
Let's keep score.
I'm going to be watching.
No, you did it once already.
That's two.
No, that's two.
No, that's two.
You just pulled down.
You just counts two.
This counts two.
Yeah.
I just got to know what that is.
I go.
That counts.
That counts too.
So you had eight already.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
You had eight loosening the pants, Joe.
You're at eight.
But, nah, man, salute to Colin.
If he wants to continue to still play,
cool, it just sends very mixed messaging to me.
I don't know, you know.
You don't think he could do more if he's actually in there?
You don't play in Canada.
Didn't they give him an offer in Canada?
Play in Europe.
Like, there's other places to play.
Yeah.
Like, if you just love the game, play.
They're probably awesome that real big bag, too.
because of him. What do you mean he could do more in there? What do you mean?
I'm saying whatever he tried to do, like, he tried to sit, he made a knee and all that type
of stuff for a reason. I'm saying now that he's actually in there, he probably could talk to
him more because he won. He's bigger now. He's had opportunity to do that too. Like, they wanted
him to be part of, like, the inspired change in the shit is and the stuff Jay was doing
a rock nation. He didn't, he chose not to do it. But, no, I mean, it's like, um,
nah, I think Colin's bigger outside of football than inside of football. There's nothing the NFL
could do for Colin Kaepernick, other than make him personally feel good because he's back, you know,
playing the sport he loves.
Do you think that he has influence that he once had?
Could you stop playing that video, too, because I'm getting so distracted.
You know, my guy 80.
Do I think he has influence that he wants to have?
Like, do you think people still care about Colin Kaepernick and the issues that he brings up
in the same way that they cared back in a few years?
They don't care about the issue of him not being in the league as much.
Do they still care about police brutality and black people who are getting killed in the
police?
Yes, but they don't care about his personal play of not being in the league.
Because time changes.
Not only did time change, he won.
It'd be one thing if we saw him like desolate somewhere.
Yeah.
And like the NFL depleted him and he wasn't making no money.
There was nothing else happening for him.
Yeah.
That's different.
But it's like, no, he won.
He's good.
But what if he'd go in there and win the Super Bowl?
Like, that'd be amazing.
I mean, that'd be like a crazy.
I'm just saying like that's what he wanted to do.
That's what he's looking for.
Um, positively brilliant, man.
Pete Davidson flying out of space, man.
Did that happen already?
He's going to.
Yeah.
Wow.
He's going to.
Yeah.
Wow.
It's on space on plane.
Wow.
When a plane?
Whatever the fuck the shit is.
Whatever.
What are we doing right now?
What are we even doing?
The question you asked was the right question.
I was so used to him saying retarded shit.
They didn't even catch my attention in the lease.
Because you knew what I meant.
I knew what you meant.
But wax is sincere curiosity.
Like, wait, you take planes of space?
I think it is labeled a plane.
No. It's labeled a spaceship.
A shuttle? I don't know if it's a ship.
It's some type of shuttle. It's some type of shuttle. It's Jeff Bezo's
private shit. Yeah.
That you can pay to be on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be a spaceship.
I don't fucking know. No, no. I'm sure it got to be.
Don't do this thing where you try to justify your
bullshit. They say it goes into space, but it goes to like, not like, you know, like that
area between like your balls and your as back?
The goch. It goes to the goochie to Earth.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The stratosphere, it breaks the
it's like space, but not really.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like putting the head in.
It's tipping. Yeah, yeah, it's tipping.
You're putting your tip in space.
You're up there.
Hey, listen, you further.
You're up there.
Like, when you, you're going to get the illest selfie.
Hold on.
So you're telling me, that's the selfie.
Like, that's the selfie.
Like, the tip is like a white boy word.
Do you know, always wanted.
What?
Tip is white boy word.
I know, it's killing him right now.
I send it to him.
Say what?
I already knew what was happening.
Yeah.
But, you know, I waited to the announcement and I sent it to him.
Yeah.
And all he puts a bunch of rocket emojis.
Now, do you think, do you think this is Bezos trying to big dick Elon?
Because Elon's at the Kanye party.
They hate each other.
They're always beefing on Twitter.
So he's like, what tool can I use to get back at Kanye?
What big dick can I use to get back at Kanye?
I'm gonna send this big dick motherfucker in his face.
I think these billionaires are always doing that kind of shit.
I'm a shoot a rocket in a rocket.
I never thought about that.
Elon is at the Kanye party, right?
They're hanging out, they're chilling.
Yeah, Kanye is your boy.
Look who's my guy.
Look who's my guy.
Yeah.
Oh.
Their whole shit is posturing.
Holy shit.
You make that much money.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah.
I never thought about that.
That's all the whole thing is.
And he's going for free.
Wow.
Everybody else on the shit paying it.
They're paying for him.
Imagine paying to be on a billionaire.
Imagine paying to be on the richest person in the world shit.
Like cough it up.
No way.
No way.
That's stupid.
It's done.
Come on.
By the way, Jeff Basel should be doing that for everybody.
Also, aren't the taxpayers paying?
Didn't he get like a,
the crazy, like,
didn't the, I don't know,
didn't Congress pass some, like,
crazy thing to fund his
project? I have, no. Even after
Tesla outbid him? I have no idea.
Or underbid him, yeah. I don't know.
I just know that Pete Davidson is going to space.
Yeah. And Duval isn't. And I hurt my heart.
Yeah, Duval needs to go, man. Duval talked about.
Duval has been saying, oh, my God, man.
Like, he wanted to do it.
Yeah.
No.
We tried to even do a go-fund.
money.
And only 35.
Raising money for Duval.
All we was trying to raise was $6 million.
And we got $35.
That's amazing.
That's great.
God.
That's all got something.
People don't want Duval to go to space.
They don't want Duval.
They don't want, can you imagine if Duval got to go to space?
Oh, God.
Can you imagine?
Oh, God.
We would never hear the end of it.
Earthlings.
When does he be going?
Earthlings after that.
Yeah, when is P.
When is P.
Sometimes in the next couple weeks, actually.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm about to say, it got a little bit of time for Duval to get a seat.
Huh?
No, it's full.
Yeah, they probably booked it up.
Yeah, it's full.
Yeah.
It's full.
It's full.
Salute to Pete, though, man.
I mean, you know, I'm glad that they banned Kanye's IG for 24 hours because, boy, that goddamn Kim Kardashian-in-law play fair, man.
Wow.
What was it?
You didn't see what she did yesterday?
First of all, when Kanye went on all his ranch yesterday morning, Kim just started posting pictures.
Posting pictures of herself, fly-ass pictures, you know what I'm saying?
Expensive shit on looking dope.
Then she was on Ellen.
Oh, yeah.
professing how much fun
she's having with PEDD.
Ouch.
The tattoos shit, I saw that.
Yeah.
Pete got three tattoos or Pete got a brain.
Yeah.
Here's the thing,
and I was having this conversation earlier.
The Kardashians are doing nothing wrong.
What you mean?
They've done nothing but exist.
My fear is, I mean,
we've known that they've gone through men
and they use men to kind of promote their shows.
And my fear is,
If I'm being real with it, I guess my fear is that, like, the family has realized that this is big news and stories and headlines.
And they have this new show popping up.
And it's not a coincidence that all of a sudden this new show coming out of Hulu coincides with this beef between her.
They've been doing this, though.
That's what I'm saying.
So I guess my little bit of a fear is that, like, he's being used as a tool in this.
Pete's being used as a tool in this.
And, like, you know, from what I hear from you, like, he does suffer from mental illness in a serious way.
He talks about it.
Right.
So it's like, are you taking advantage of a kid who has real, like, mental problems so you can sell a show?
He's got a 10-inch dick.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that has nothing to do with mental illness.
Would that not be a great rebound?
I'm saying, if you were a mother of four, getting out of a marriage, you're 41, 42 years old, you got you a nice 27-year-old with a 10-inch cock.
On the surface, that's great.
Coinciding with the show coming out and all the drama.
beef and all this kind of shit.
I just think that's their world.
I think that they've mastered the art of selling reality.
And I'm putting reality in air quotes because there's nobody who's done the reality TV
thing like them over the past 50 years.
The Kardashians are a motherfucking dynasty.
It is what it is.
But every guy that enters gets ruined, right?
If you want to, it depends.
Lamar wants to go back.
Kanye can't let go.
I mean, so does...
Chris Humphrey's got a franchise out of me.
Wait, did he?
Yes, because I was open up a bunch of five guys and all types of shit after that.
He was an NBA, he was an NBA, though.
I'm just saying, and we're acting like, let's be honest here.
Kanye's the biggest star that's ever been in that family.
Yeah.
Guy wise.
Yeah.
And then now Pete.
Yeah.
Like, LeBarr wasn't a star.
He was a star.
NBA, board player, but I'm talking about now on a mainstream, regular people, casual people.
Now he's known as a drug addict.
No.
That gets his pubs zapped away.
It was doing celebrity boxing.
Would they care as much if you didn't marry Chloe?
Would who care as much?
The General Republic.
Lamar?
I guess my feeling is not would they care.
It's more like what happens to these people.
And like I don't really care.
But you can't blame him for his...
You can't blame him for his druggy.
I don't really care.
Like if people want fame, they have to
understand what comes with fame,
especially that Kardashian fame.
Like, it's fame that's geared and...
Different type of heat?
It's heat.
It's the whole platform.
It's white-hot.
It's people watch you, but they don't really
love you, they want to see you fail. They're just watching. They just watch. And it's amazing
that they're comfortable and grounded in that. But a lot of the people that they bring
into that can't handle that scrutiny. It's not their fault. And exactly, it's not their fault.
You choose to be in this and you choose to be involved in this and you choose to take all the pictures
and do all the things. You choose to play for the Bulls in the 90s. You got to deal with it.
You got to deal with that guy named MJ. He's on your ass. You're going to win a chip.
You're a legend forever, Stacey King.
He's going to get you. You know what I know who Stacey King is?
of Michael Jordan, slew to Stacy King,
slew to Luke Longley,
suit to any of those guys that were on the Bulls.
We know them because they stood next to Michael,
Steve Kerr, you know what I'm saying?
We know these people. Bill Cartwright.
Bill Cartwright. Come on.
We know all of these individuals
because of, you know, Michael Jordan.
I guess I hear you. So if that's what you want,
you want to be known at any cost,
then that's the family to go to.
But you're going to go through some shit.
But also, too, man.
I'm sure you get more benefit out of losing, though.
And also, too, we're acting like,
I think like Kim ain't bad, bro.
No, no, Kim is beautiful.
He's winning.
He's winning.
He's winning.
God damn, guys.
No, she's beautiful.
That's what I'm saying.
So it's like.
And she got up together.
It's a lot there.
That's a lot there.
I get it.
I get it.
Kim, I guess.
Yeah, I get it.
There's certain people I don't think need to do it.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think people are doing it for the fame, though.
I think they're doing it for what you just said.
Let me ask you a question.
And I ask.
I always do it.
ball with you.
This is a got doing,
bro.
I wasn't going to do it.
You don't date a Kardashian
for the fame.
No, no, no.
I ain't say that.
No.
You don't have to.
Like, he said she bad.
If you could get some water
from the well.
Yes.
Would you?
If you wasn't a married man?
What if I got my own well?
We acting like there's one well.
I ain't talking about that kind of well.
You're saying, would I smash
Kim Kardashian?
Not any.
No, would I smash Kim Kardashian?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, if I was, first of all, yes.
Okay.
But the only one who didn't smash is Rob.
Would you?
No.
You wouldn't smash Kim Kardashian?
I would.
You ain't shit.
If you wasn't married?
Walk me out the fucking plate thinking we meant and then leave me with your cheating ass.
You just became faithful old hating ass.
I've been faithful since October 2008.
He got you.
That was a good one.
You would ask me would I smash Kim Kardashian in my single days?
In your single days.
And the answer is yes.
Would you?
No.
In your single days?
No.
You know, Charlemagne, Charlemagne, Charleney, Charlemagne,
P, C, the God.
P, C, the God.
You know, this guy is crazy, yeah.
What does it matter if I would?
This guy's crazy.
Because I thought we was being honest today.
I thought we were having honest conversations.
He, I knew it himself.
I can see why people would is what I'm saying.
So I'm just saying that it's more than the fame.
Wait, what do you mean you can see why people would?
Why, why would they?
She's beautiful.
Oh, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you only smash ugly?
By the way, she's always been beautiful.
And, um, uh, like I've known him for a long time.
I knew them.
I met them in like 2006.
You hit back then?
No.
Because I always told the story about how they would literally come and sit in
Wendy Williams studio all the fucking time.
Hanging out with Nicole,
smooth to my girl Nicole Spence.
They would come to New York and they would just be kicking it with Nicole.
Wendy Williams did Kim Kardashian's first interview.
Why wouldn't you smash Kim back in a day if you were single?
I've always been a,
never been single.
Yo, this guy is crazy.
I was acting like I was single, but I've never been single.
16 year old Charlemagne Nagat.
16 year old?
You just came from your Argy's house.
I was a virgin at 16. I would fuck anything.
What?
How you say, ah?
What?
A virgin 16.
I was definitely still a virgin at 16.
You were?
Yeah.
I mean, unless you count molestation at 8.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
No?
What?
What?
We don't count.
Why is that funny?
That's he?
You see how all the guys had sympathy?
You just busted out laughing as a woman.
This is why men don't talk about their issues.
You're dying laughing at me getting molested at eight,
and you've heard me tell his story.
You think it's just so funny.
You see how men's pain is never processed properly?
No, it's not.
Yo, laugh at him, yo.
Laughing at his ass.
Laughing at his fucking ass.
Smelling the Jerry curls molestation.
You see this bullshit.
That's it.
And he, he, he, he,
He made her stop.
Yeah.
Man, what?
You got control her to stop.
Yeah, why don't you stop from the beginning?
I like this.
So it's not a molestation.
Yes, it is, man.
No.
It's still molestation.
I guess it's different.
It's just weird with men.
Men don't process it like that.
Yeah, we don't know what I mean?
We like we've got so.
Eight years old sitting around talking to your homies.
He's like, I just did X, Y, and Z.
Like, no, what's it at?
They wanted to.
Like, I guess it ain't bad.
Stupid.
You never got molested?
it?
Really?
Did you just look at it
as you started getting it
popping early with an older woman?
No, no.
I never got molested.
I was lucky in that regard.
Yeah?
How we got here from talking about
going down to the well?
Because you lie.
You walk me into the well
thinking we were both going to get a drink
and then you tossed me in that motherfucker.
Yeah,
a trap.
Piece of shit.
All I'm simply saying is I think it's more than fame.
You think that Kyrashian is ugly though?
That's why you wouldn't fuck.
No.
Kim is beautiful.
beautiful. Courtney is beautiful. Chloe is beautiful. What? I didn't say nothing, bro. You
the one that took a deep pause after that. I can see why they would do it. Like, I can see why
anybody who want to be involved. Moral of the stories, I can see why people do it. I don't think
it's just fame. I think people really get involved with them, fall for them. And it's, you know,
truth to the matter is, they the ones keeping it pedo. Because you don't see them begging to get
nobody back. Yeah.
You see everybody's begging to get back with them, though.
I would never be in a relationship with the Kardashian.
Ever.
You say that.
No, I'd tell you that.
Because you're married.
That's only reason why.
No, even before I was married, I would have no interest in that.
No?
I don't like the relationship.
I don't like doing the relationship for fameship.
You said, I don't like that.
What she said?
What she said?
It's not that.
It's just like, I don't like, yeah.
There's hate.
None of his criticism is hate.
You don't like the kneecaps?
You're just going to judge the way they talk.
You're like the elbows?
Spitting elbows.
Like, what?
Long middle finger.
If I'm going to be known for things, I want to be the shit that I create.
I want to be stand-up.
I want to be podcast.
I want that to be the only reason that you know me.
Like, my personal life and that kind of shit, like...
You get with the Kardashian.
Yeah, like, I don't care to monetize that.
Like, if I can help my girl, obviously, with her things and, like, help build businesses and that kind of stuff, sure.
But I don't really care to monetize our love.
Andrew, Andrew Kardashian.
That's what you're going to try to do.
Yeah, I just for me personally, I don't, I don't, because that is, that's the easiest way to level up when it comes to fame, right?
Because, like, you get with another famous person, you have all their fans and then all your fans and then they all come together.
So you basically, you're going all in with poker and then you get all them.
What you're saying is such a great point because, you know, you never would think that, right?
Because you'd be like, oh, well, you know, a lot of the guys that they dated, they were already more famous than.
Well, man, it really had.
Look at Kanye.
I mean, Kanye was more famous than that.
Kanye put Kim,
Kanye made Kim A-Lis.
Kanye was more famous to me.
I think Kim was already A-List
when Kanye got with her.
I definitely think Kim was already A-List,
but I think Kanye was A-List too.
But my point is,
I was calling Kanye-Kar-Dashian.
And like, he's really caught up in that world.
You know what I'm saying?
And it was so funny.
Taylor sent me this video
from the Kanye West interview
that we did on Breakfast Club back in 2013
and you can insert it Taylor.
Kanye literally says,
I'm fighting for Kim in the fashion world.
But if we break up, she's going to be JZ.
I'm going to be looked at as Dame Dash.
I'm going to be looked at as the asshole.
I'm in a fashion world fighting for Kim.
If we broke up, I would be the one that's looked like as an asshole.
I would be the Dame of the situation.
And she would be the Jada situation right there.
He was right.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, it's reasons for that.
You know what I mean?
He's causing a lot of that to happen, but he is being looked at as the bad guy.
I love Kanye's stands, bro.
Kanye got the best fans on the plane.
Never seen anything like it.
It's amazing, bro.
Never seen it. Let's discuss that.
That's probably going to be dangerous.
Never seen anything like it, yo.
No matter what poor Pete does, he's fucked up.
Kanye had been doing all this shit, like killed him in a music video, does all this.
And then Kanye goes, where you had, and Pete goes with your wife.
And Kanye fans are like, yo, that's foul, bro.
That's foul, bro.
I can't believe he did that, bro.
That's disgusting.
You said my wife?
With your man's wife?
Yes.
But you know what I respected?
And listen, man, after you.
That's the love you need, bro.
No, no, absolutely.
But after you kill me in a music video, anything goes, bro.
You can't tell me how to respond after you kill me and decapitate me in a music video?
But you don't think that Pete would have got more if he just never said nothing at all?
I mean, listen.
If he never said nothing at all, he would really kill it.
Yeah.
That's what Kanye he wants.
Don't give any response.
Don't give no response.
He will kill.
Bro, you sit back and relax and just keep smashing.
That's what you win all day.
That's what I'm saying.
Somebody who needs attention.
That's what I'm saying.
You give him something.
Silence murders the man who needs attention.
Yeah, the funny shit about it is when Kanye just automatically turned into the victim.
It's like that one blow.
And he's so, this is what he does he's so good at.
He conflates issues.
So he'll say something you can't disagree with, right?
Like, man, you know, the way fathers are treated in America when it comes to trying to get custody of their kids, that's fucked up.
You know, a father should be in a child's life.
Impeach antagonizing me telling me that he's in bed with my wife.
So you are like...
I agree with you.
I agree with you.
But you conflated two issues.
He's a woman.
That's what woman do.
He argues like a woman.
He is a woman.
And you say bitch,
you're like, oh my God.
You tell me everything.
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
I'm with you and I understand what you're saying.
Thank you.
Just so we can keep momentum.
But the bitch is harsh, though.
The bitch is harsh.
But now, it's not even that.
It's just like, you know, it's a, you should respect my time.
You should not be late because when you're being late, you're disrespecting my time.
You're acting like my time is in very.
valuable and you should buy me things I want.
And you're like, what?
What?
Whoa.
I respect to time, but you don't need all this shit.
But that's, right?
That's how it's argued.
The black man in America is hunted.
You're right.
Once he gets your head like this, he wants you to stand like this.
You got the momentum.
You're right?
Oh, it's music.
No, he does it.
He's been doing that since the fashion conversations.
Like, when he's, like I always say, when he's up,
it's, you know, slavery was a choice
and Harry and Tubman didn't really free to slaves
and black people need to get overrace.
When he wants something and he's down,
listen, man, you know,
we gotta stop oppressing the black man
and black people got to stick together
and we need more unity and group operation
like, God damn, right?
You think they're all bipolar or something?
Huh?
You think that's bipolar or something?
I think, I mean, listen, man.
He's got his mental shit, but I...
We all do.
Yo, but here's the thing like,
I think that we just,
I think we like,
what's, what's,
It's not just credit.
It's more like forgive his antics because we think he's a little crazy.
But like if you really watch the genius documentary, he's no different.
At all.
Right?
Like he's always like this.
He was always outlandish.
He was always wild.
He's always cocky.
He's always saying these things.
So it's like, is he crazy or are the things that he says just now more scrutinized than they used to be?
Well, we all know money doesn't change you or just multiply whatever you are.
He got a lot of it.
So the person you was.
And I'm faithful.
And that's what you need.
You needed money so you could be faithful, bro.
No, I love my wife.
I've never really been like a cheater,
cheater.
No, I know.
Yeah.
I'm like a cheetah.
No, no, no, no.
You was a cheater.
No, no, no, you was a cheater.
You were a cheater.
You know what a A, you was an E.
You was an E.
Did you use her heart art?
Did you just call me?
Did you call me a cheat art?
I am not a cheater.
No, that's fucked up, hey.
He was a cheater.
No, I'm a cheetah.
No, I'm a cheetah.
I'm just a little fast in the ass.
I'm not a cheater.
Cheater?
Yeah, that's great.
Cheater, you can't trust the cheater.
Nah, yeah, Cheetah got a whole other family on the side.
You're saying.
Cheetah, I just ran off real quick.
I'm right back.
Cheetah, oh, yeah.
Nothing really happened.
You know what I mean?
Cheetah's a fast air move, baby.
I ran over there.
I'm right back.
I'm not a cheater.
Cheaters, whole other family, other kids.
You right.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not a cheater.
I didn't justify nothing.
I hear what you're saying, though.
I just know some cheaters.
My daddy was a cheater.
I know some cheaters.
He had a whole other family.
Hell yeah.
Did he have a whole other family?
Hell yeah.
No, he didn't.
What?
Really?
Man, come on, man.
I didn't know about this.
Yeah, he had a whole other family.
No.
How many days would he spend with you guys
and how many days with them?
Not much.
I mean, now did I think about it.
Like, he was like, it went,
and that's how, that's how cheater
do, right? It went for, and so look to my dad. I love my dad, but it's just a true. It went from
coming home later and later to sometimes not coming home at all. And then like most men, the
excuses be dumb as fuck. You know what I mean? And then it's like, who is this person? Oh, that's my
assistant. Assistant. The what? You know what I'm saying? So, yes, that's the difference between
cheaters and cheetahs. And he had a family on the side with this person. I mean, he didn't have, he didn't,
Well, he didn't have other kids.
He didn't have other kids.
But, you know what I mean?
The thing is this, he's still with it to this day.
So it's like, you know, maybe that's...
Oh, are your parents divorced?
Oh, yeah.
They've been divorced for like 30-something years.
Oh, wow.
But maybe they was meant to be together.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, in certain situations like that, that's what I look at too.
It's like, yo, he had to run my mom.
Now he's with his other woman.
It's like, they clearly are meant to be, right?
If they've been together this long...
At least at that stage in his life.
they needed to be together.
They've been together 30 plus years.
Like, I don't, you know, it's like...
I don't subscribe to meant to be that much.
Talk to me.
It just kind of like justifies poor behavior.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, is Ukraine meant to be part of Russia?
Like, what if Putin was like, no, no, it's meant to be part of Russia.
And then we're supposed to go, oh, it's meant to be.
Do whatever you want.
I think we, like romanticize this idea of, like, meant to be.
Like, there's a better way that he could have gone about that.
There's more respect for your family and your mom.
Yeah, no, you're right.
I never...
Even if they are meant to be, like, it doesn't justify what it took to get there.
No, I like that.
I like what you said.
What is meant to be?
Just because you're doing something doesn't necessarily mean it's meant to be.
You're doing it.
Yeah.
You know what else is meant to be?
You'd be respectful.
Like, I'm saying, if it happened, I guess it's supposed to happen now.
Is it?
Or did you just make the choice?
But I don't know.
I mean, that's the funny thing about like, well, what made us make that choice?
A whole lot of things make us make every choice.
That's true.
But sometimes we can go back on a choice, wax.
sometimes we could choose something
and then we can go back on it because we realize
and act like you committing.
And yep.
Like there's ceremonies and stuff that you do
like to act like you committing.
You know what I'm saying?
Yep.
Yep.
100%.
Yeah.
I'm like,
do I come here every week to get bullied?
Like, is that what I do?
I'm like, y'all don't know big words.
Like y'all say big words.
Y'all expect me to understand.
I'm like, yeah.
Committed is when somebody gets shot and they get going to the hospital.
That's committed to me.
The reason I love this is the fear in his face.
It's like when he thinks rats might be here.
He hasn't seen one yet.
What he feels?
And big words scare me.
What are you talking about?
What if I took a rat out of like my back and I just threw it at you right now?
What would you do?
If it was real?
If it's real.
I'd probably take something from whatever I got.
It probably throwing at you.
No, you not.
Really not.
Really not.
If you saw a rat coming at you, you'd get the fuck.
I am, but something else going to make you come back at home.
I don't know you.
I don't know you.
He freezes up when rats happened.
Really?
You know, Black Panther when she was like, don't freeze.
You froze.
That's how he acts with rats.
I'm not freezing.
I'm out.
You know there was a rat in that place?
You was at the other day?
That little bar when I was shooting with a Quinta?
I'm sure they weren't told me.
No, they said it was in the fucking dressing room.
I'm not even lying.
She was like, I promised you.
I couldn't find you.
I was dying to tell you.
I didn't know what you was at.
I was with you.
I left out with you.
No, it's when I was sitting at the table and I was about to record.
And I looked around.
When they told me, I was like, wait yet.
You know what?
And I must have forgot once we got upstairs.
But to your point about meant to be, I think that's a very good thing that people need to talk about.
Because I don't know if I believe in destiny as much as I used to.
Destiny can't exist.
How you get to destiny, you can still be an asshole.
Like, there's still better ways to get to destiny.
What is your destiny, though, is what I'm saying?
I think what you're saying with the whole meant to be thing is like, what exactly is your death?
I think you've got to curate that.
And then I think you've got to commit to it.
100%.
Because when I hear things like people die in plane crashes,
people die in car accidents,
people get shot and killed.
It's hard for me to believe that's their destiny.
You know what I'm saying?
Maybe their destiny was before that.
Maybe the destiny were the things that they did prior.
Still,
you don't think we all got the time?
We all got the timetable, though.
Yeah, like I don't know.
Like destiny doesn't guarantee that we all live to are 100 years old.
Destiny may not be the end is what you're saying.
Yeah, I think destiny is like, yeah, I don't know.
Again, I think that we have to like put meaning on life.
You know, I don't really subscribe to this idea that like there's a
for all of us once we get here.
I think it's up to us to create that plan,
create that perspective in every day and every month and every year.
So it's like,
what do all these things in our life mean?
What are these lessons that are teaching ourselves?
And allow us to be taught them,
allowing ourselves to like almost,
you're not like submitting to them
because you're creating the meaning.
But once you create that meaning,
ride that wave.
Yeah, I mean,
I've been questioning a lot of this stuff lately.
I've been doing it all wrong.
I've been just depending on riding with Jesus.
Well, I think that's a version of it.
I'm just saying.
It's what you believe.
And if you want to take that journey, that's a beautiful journey.
And I think that there's a lot of happiness and joy that can come from that.
And that's awesome.
And then there are other ways that you can go about life and like choosing what meaning is and what the value of relationship is.
And when people say things like whatever will be, will be.
Not necessarily.
Whatever will be.
How can you change it?
That's what I'm saying.
Whatever will be what you make it.
Like what you do, you know.
like on your life.
Like if I can't just say whatever will be,
we'll be and just sit here and wait for the Uber.
Yeah.
I got a call.
You got a call.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But whatever happens while you go downstairs,
this is going to happen unless you can actually change it.
It's nothing that you can do.
Well, what if it's not about changing or what if it's about like learning from it?
So whatever the situation is and taking something from it.
I think life is like all about domino effects.
Whatever happened right now in New Jersey, I don't care if it was the wind that blew over here.
Yeah.
It's going to affect right here.
So yeah.
So, yeah, but it's like what you do with that.
that the domino.
It's not like,
it's not like all these things are happening.
There's nothing you can do,
at least in my opinion,
it's like,
this one thing happens to you.
How do you learn from that one thing?
And then how do you take that information
into the rest of the decisions
you make in your life?
You know what I mean?
Like,
that's kind of what people do?
Like,
people get locked up and they stop
and they stop.
Or they do or they do what?
They had to go through that, though.
They had to go through that pain.
Yeah,
but what about,
what about,
go,
go, go, go, go, go, go.
Go, go, go.
I'm about to say,
what about to say,
What about somebody like Waila?
I was literally about to say that.
It's like you did 20 years, but he came home.
He didn't stop.
You know what I'm saying?
No doubt.
But he used that experience.
They made yourself better.
But he made the Domino go a different way.
Like, we've all played domino.
Sometimes the domino hits and it doesn't knock over the next one.
And what if you stop the domino when they flush, you just.
But that's the whole point to do.
It stopped the whole domino effect.
But you have to make that choice.
I guess what I'm saying.
There's a lot of people are in life and they think it's a sailboat and they're just on it.
And they're just moving wherever the wind takes them.
I see them.
I see them.
Yeah.
No, I get what both of you all are saying
because it's like even when you say whatever
will be will be, it's like no, the dominoes are falling.
You don't got to sit there and watch them fall.
You can't stop them.
You know what I mean?
A lot of things you just can't stop.
Some of them dominoes might be a little bit too big for you
or whatever the case, man.
A lot of things we cannot stop.
Like you said, the frame cries.
Don't stop it, but how do you learn from it?
Like, I don't think they learn from that crane cranks.
And is that our destiny?
You know what I'm saying?
Was that our destiny?
The guy is just make a poor choice.
Yeah, what if you'd be lined up?
If you get lined up and you walk in a
straight bullet hits you and whatever the case may be.
For you to, it just lined up like that time lined up right there.
Everything lined up right there.
It's some things that's just for a lesson.
If you don't die from it, you're supposed to learn from it.
Yeah.
I mean, look, horrible things happen all the time.
It's awful.
And people die when they shouldn't.
I mean, kids are born with cancer.
Like, it's fucking horrible.
It's not to say that these things don't happen.
That's another one we got to stop saying, too,
what don't kill you and make you stronger.
Yeah, not necessarily.
Yeah, what don't kill you might paralyze you?
It might wobble your ass.
Might be blind for life.
They say it might make you struggle.
But what do you learn from it?
You know what I mean?
Like what is the takeaway?
I guess the only thing we can control in life is our perspective.
So it's like if everything that we encounter, we choose to have a positive perspective
or even not even a positive, but like a perspective what we can learn from it.
It's like, you know, my father's losing his memory.
I could just wallow away and just not wallow, but like, you know, I could.
You know what I mean?
Like I could just be like.
A million dollars worth a game is away.
Yeah.
No, I could be like sad about it all day.
Or like, what is this teaching me?
Like, what is it making me, you know, appreciate the time that I still have here?
And knowing that just because I'm alive doesn't mean that I'm remember everything that's going to happen.
And how do I affect these people?
Do I look at it like, do I look at this and go, wow, even though his memory is going, look at all the impactful memories that he's had on people and how those continue?
Like, how do I take this fucking annoying thing?
I like that.
And how do I have some positive perspective?
Because regardless of I have positive or negative perspective on it, that's shit going to happen.
We can't stop this shit from moving around the sun.
So then why don't we try?
try to take something from every single moment.
At least that's what I try to do.
I like that.
And that's real perspective because even if your father can't remember,
that should not stop you from remembering all the great times
and the lessons that he instilled in you,
all the people that he touched that know him who have memories of him.
In a situation like that, I can look and say, you know what?
That's just life.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Dementia happens to people.
It is what it is.
Like something like that I have a better grasp on, you know,
than like what you said about like kids,
getting killed, you know, people coming up missing.
Stuff like that is like, well, damn, I couldn't have been that.
But do we all have our date?
Do we all have our date and time, though?
You don't think that's what I'm saying.
I don't think we have our dating time.
And I don't think that everybody has a destiny.
That's why I think it's what we put on.
I do think that to a certain extent there's this kind of like blank slate, which is our
life and like how we can derive value from it.
So all these things could happen.
Like, we could look at those people who they die when they're four years old,
completely tragic.
Like nonsensical death, right?
We can look at that and we can just sit here.
We can get so sad.
Or we could go, holy shit, I've been here for 38 years.
How fucking lucky am I.
That's right.
Like, all the fuck-up things going on my life.
I am so lucky.
Like, they're motherfuckers.
They had a barbershop.
They had a movie theater.
They had a bakery in the Ukraine.
And a month ago, they was making money.
Life was good.
They were planning a wedding, a birthday party, a bowling.
What if they die and they go to paradise?
They'd somewhere like, whoa.
But we don't know.
That's what I'm saying.
And that could be cool too.
We act like death is the worst thing because, you know, we all got loved ones and we got kids
and stuff and, you know, we want to be here for them.
We don't know.
That might be popping on the other side.
You know what I'm saying?
It's possible.
Yes.
But we don't know for certain.
So I got to maximize this shit.
That's right.
Yeah, exactly.
I don't know what sharks in that water.
Exactly.
And if God, you know, if you choose to believe in God, regardless of which God it is,
gave us the opportunity to be here, like, surely he don't want us to be angry at this
experience?
I read a story the other day about the guy whose fiancé fell in the water.
And so he immediately jumped in to save her.
And then he got killed by the propellers.
And all they did was end up throwing a raft to her like a life jacket.
But he just reacted as his fiance.
Your fiance didn't fall in the water.
He jumped in after.
And he dies.
And I'm like, God damn.
Was that his death?
But if he didn't jump in, you know, his wife would be like, a man,
job is to save a woman.
and we should go buy me some shit.
Well, he should have threw the raft first
and see if she can.
He didn't know, he just reacted.
But that's the difference between, you know,
experience and, you know,
because the people on the boat
are prepared for stuff like this.
Yeah.
Maybe they should have gave him a talk.
Like, look, somebody falls over.
Nobody react.
We got it, whatever, whatever, maybe.
But who knows?
But I was just sitting there thinking like,
was that that dude's destiny?
No.
And was it her destiny?
Like, in their mind,
they were supposed to be playing in a wedding.
Why does the destiny have to be the end?
That's what I'm like.
Michael Jordan's definitely.
because he decided it was to be the greatest basketball player ever.
But like he's got a whole lot of life to live after being the greatest basketball player ever.
Yeah, look at Michael, look at magic.
Like, look at all the stuff they did after basketball.
So it's like you create another destiny after that.
And then another destiny after that.
Yeah, you look at somebody like Muhammad Ali.
With your kids.
Yeah.
More destinies.
And then, like, I want to be the greatest father ever.
And I want to be the greatest grandfather ever.
And I'm basketball coach or whatever these fucking things are.
But it's like, I don't know, driving that meaning.
Because once you believe something is actually real and it's purposeful and you're here to do it, it can happen.
Like, you're a perfect example of that.
Like, you can convince yourself of crazy shit.
And that's an advantage.
Man, if y'all knew the shit, I was thinking, now, Lord have mercy.
What's up?
No, I'm not saying it.
But, like, seriously, like, everybody's successful is called crazy and so they're successful, right?
There's a much more eloquent quote where that exists.
But, like, Steve Jobs.
Did he say that?
It's like the whole shout out to the misfits, the crazy people.
Yeah.
The people who yada, yada, yada, yada, like, they, but y'all know the quote I'm talking about.
And, and listen, I'm not liking us to Steve Jobs, but I'm sure.
Why the fuck not?
All right, fuck it.
We're better than that motherfucker not.
But, like, I guess what I'm trying to say is like.
He do so great.
Exactly, right?
Make a phone name.
Told some people to make some shit.
Come on.
They made a phone named after a fruit.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
The company was named after it.
Well, whatever.
What you're saying.
Jobs do so great.
Yeah, right?
Come on, please.
Come on, now.
We just walk around with these shit all day.
Yeah, he didn't take no selfie in space.
That word is more.
Right?
You ain't even here?
Let me shut up.
Shout up to Steve Jobs.
I'm just bullshitting, guys.
But I guess, I don't know.
I forget the point I was trying to say.
I was it like.
Steve Jobs made us forget.
Yeah, he did.
He raised off the settings.
Play with a, play with me.
Oh, no, I got it.
It's like the shit that we would tell people, I'm sure,
earlier in our career.
It's like what we're going to do.
The lofty goals we have in dream.
we have to the average person,
they'd be like, yo, you're fucking crazy.
And it's really cool to see, and I'm sure,
you know, I've seen this,
and I'm sure you've seen this in your career.
Like, the people that rocked with you,
but also were like, you're a little bit ridiculous,
but I still rocked.
To see them start to believe that it's real,
and the craziness that they saw on you is actually truth.
That's right.
Like, to see that shift.
That's right.
It's a wild shift.
A look in someone's eyes and go,
and when they become a believer,
you know, you know,
You know?
It starts to scare you too, though, because you realize how powerful your thoughts are.
Yeah.
You realize manifestation and stuff is real.
Like, your thoughts really can become things.
Don't be scared, though.
No, don't be scared.
It's going to need to play scared.
Like, jump out the window, like, go.
You said something else, too, about people don't know the time, know the hours.
That ain't when MIT professors are saying.
What you mean?
MIT professors, they predicted, and it actually was something that came out from the 70s, I believe it was.
They predicted that the end of society, as we know, what happened in 2014.
60, right?
No, Isaac Newton said 2016.
And my T-Professor said 2040,
Isaac Newton said 2060.
The Bible says nobody knows the time nor the out.
I don't know what to believe at this point.
I mean, why did they say that?
Why would it end?
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Based on what?
Hey, I'm going to tell you something, man.
If you look around, if you look at the world right now,
it's about five or six different scenarios that could get us to fuck out of here.
You got the climate change.
You got the food shortages.
You got just.
You're fine food, though.
Just threat of nuclear weapons.
You know what I'm saying?
You just have people.
I've seen mosquitoes.
They've got these mosquitoes that's about to get out here.
Oh, that carry some crazy virus.
Disease?
No, but no, disease.
Yeah.
If we're really paying attention, it's about five or six plausible scenarios that we've actually seen.
Yeah.
Isn't this shit somebody's making up?
Yeah.
It's a shit we've already kind of seen in our lifetimes that could potentially happen, yo.
I just feel like that's human existence.
is like we're always on the brink.
Like it's an accomplishment every single year
the fact that we all have nukes
and we haven't killed each other.
That's great.
That's a huge accomplishment.
Maybe we've been playing Russian roulette
with that this whole time.
Maybe.
Maybe we've been on some,
maybe we've been,
like I always say,
the only thing that keeps everybody safe
on this planet is human behavior.
Fourth of July.
That's literally it.
The fact that we are all choosing
not to kill each other right now.
Yeah.
Like even amongst in this room.
Taylor could go.
Buck right now and just pull something out and start going crazy.
Human behavior.
So imagine that at the highest level when you talk about world leaders.
Yeah.
All it takes is one motherfucker to say, man, fuck that.
That's why I'm knucking, I'm bucking, I'm ready to fight.
But that's why it's important that like the countries that have nukes, the countries that have the world enders,
it's important that those countries have a high standard of living.
Because you got to make sure that people got something to live for.
That's right.
If you got another to live for, you press that button real quick.
Easy.
Man.
You starving?
It's like, fuck these people.
But do we even let them get married?
Because if their wife cheat on them,
then they're going to hit that.
They're going to hit that no good.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But also those people are probably powerful enough
to just kill that guy in a second.
Yeah, I mean, but even when you think about it right now, right?
Do you know in Russia there's been protests every day
against their government for the longest?
Yeah.
In China, there's like 500 protested day against their government.
They want what we have, right?
Which is democracy.
But then people here are protesting against our democracy
because they don't feel like it's really a democracy.
So you have a bunch of unhappy people
all over the motherfucking world.
Eventually either those people
are going to revolt and snap.
Are you going to have a guy like a Putin
who's like, fuck this.
I'm tired of y'all motherfuckers being on top.
And he's sick anyway?
You know what I mean?
And he's sick or something like that anyway?
That's what they're saying.
Some people say that.
I don't trust nothing, bro.
I don't trust nothing, especially during war times.
You can't trust anything.
There's a saying called like the fog of war
where it's like it's hard to actually
say what has happened in war because people are reacting real time to it.
So it's like if your, if your place got bombed and all the people died where it got bombed,
there's nobody there to say what happened.
Yes.
So it's secondhand information.
And surely the opposition that bombed them isn't going to say they did it.
Yeah.
So everything is kind of hearsay.
And everybody's the bad guy.
It's like once I was talking to somebody who actually worked in the SIOP department,
who worked in the department that creates the propaganda.
that they send to other countries.
And he just was putting me on the game.
I'm like, holy shit.
And then you see the ghost of you,
the fighter pilot.
And that's a fucking video game.
And they like, yeah,
well, they bombed the children's hospital.
And the Russians are like, we didn't bomb no goddamn children's hospital.
Like, I don't know what to believe.
I know something's happening.
The craziest shit are false flags.
False flags are the wild shit.
It's like where your country, what?
Nothing.
Say it.
Nope.
Or, uh, my dad's,
says that, my dad says that joke.
My dad's born on June 14th, which is
Flag Day. And his thing is,
my birthday is June 14th.
Flag Day. Don't forget
the L.
That's his old man, Joe.
He thinks you better not forget that.
You better not forget that goddamn L.
Are you going to take one?
You better not forget it.
You better not forget it.
You're going to take it.
That's why I had to make it.
sure you say what you said.
Okay.
You put the false flag to the shit where like your own country plans an attack on
itself.
Yeah.
And then blames it on the opposition.
What else?
People say 9-11 was.
They say 9-11.
Yeah.
I mean, there's a bunch of different throughout history, right?
Yeah.
But it's great propaganda because if you want to get, sometimes it's hard to sell a war to
your own people.
Yeah.
Right?
It's like if you want to sell a war to the American people or even the Ukrainian people,
you've got to prove that they're under attack.
Yeah.
And you got to prove that the people fighting them
are doing some absolutely foul shit.
Once you see a, I'm not saying this happened in Ukraine,
but once you see something awful happen,
you go, oh my God, I got to fight back against this awful thing.
That's the crazy thing.
War is just, yeah, you just never know what the fuck is real or not.
It's necessary, though, right?
I think...
No, my wife, that's the only reason I answer.
I'm sorry.
No, it's fine.
I think it's unfortunate...
Is it necessary?
I think it's only necessary to be as human beings or animals at the end of the day,
and we're going to do animal shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Human behavior is the only thing keeping us safe.
When somebody decides, and I'm not even going to disrespect animals.
Because one thing about animals, animals know how to fucking act.
Literally.
Like we always have these fucking, we bug out when somebody goes in the jungle and gets eaten by a lion.
You're in the goddamn jungle.
You know what I mean?
Like amongst each other, they know it's a hierarchy.
They know who eats who.
It's basically what I'm saying.
But our kill ratio is way lower.
That's the thing about human beings.
But they kill to eat.
Literally.
Animals aren't just killing.
survive.
I mean, like, if, like, I think if chimpanzees or something like that, forget which primate,
but like, they'll basically kill, if they got a new girl that they want to bring in and that girl got kids,
they'll kill the girls' kids because, like, I'm not raising your kids.
But that's all the lions, too, though.
That's what it is.
Yeah.
So it's like, yeah, animals are foul.
Like, we're the best animals.
Who are killing whales kill?
I don't believe that.
They kill for fun, bro.
They play with their food.
Bro, like, but they got killed.
And it's food.
Say what?
It's food.
Yeah, but you're not throwing around macaroni and cheese back at the dinner table.
Yes, we do.
Copcorn.
What are you talking about?
This guy plays with his own shit, bro.
Yeah, that's got.
He plays the food after the fact.
Come on.
Yeah.
We're the best animals in terms of how we treat each other.
It's not even close.
And you just look at like the kill ratios.
I don't know.
We are.
I ain't never seen nobody say I want to comfort human.
I've never seen a dog say I want a comfort human.
I've seen humans say I want a comfort dog.
Like an emotional.
That shit took years of, like, breeding dogs into being nice.
Nobody goes, I want to come for a wolf.
No, you could tame a wolf if you have it other puppy.
No, you can't.
Nah.
You can tame a wolf?
Nobody got a wolf?
For years, for years.
Them shit eventually flip on you.
Can you please?
No way.
I've seen it.
Remember that woman thought she had a wolf?
And she was on Instagram.
She was like, this chick keeps getting wild, damn wild.
You don't remember she was documented?
And eventually they came in looking from her?
A fox.
I think it was a fox or something.
Oh, the fox.
No, why because that Foxx wasn't scared of her.
I bet you if that Fox sent then seeing her to be a little bit bigger,
she'd get her.
Nah.
Get a wolf then, yo.
Yeah, get a wolf.
I got a fucking wolf.
I got a fucking monster at home.
That's not a wolf though.
You don't have a wolf.
At the end of the day, I guarantee you.
Specifically by human beings, a dude, you tell it.
I would get a wolf.
I'll tell you.
No way.
Now you, you know what?
You can do heart surgery.
He can tame a wolf.
I can tame a wolf.
I can tame a wolf.
Didn't we'd say wolves don't make good house pets?
I wouldn't have it in the house
I have it in the yard
Right
No man
Why would you bring in the house?
Why would you bring in the house
Because there's a wolf
No it just might be
Just do a little something
I don't know
But I'd be able to attainment
I don't think it's gonna fuck me up
Is what I'm trying to say
I'm not attainment
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Say, go back to your country.
Um, you know, I mean?
Say that shit, right?
It's so crazy.
Um, what is that?
No.
If a dog
What is the video of what Taylor?
But this is Van
Trying to beat up a dog or something like that
Yeah
You gotta chill
You gotta chill, man
Listen
I'm gonna tell you right now
Chill out
If that dog
If that dog tried to come after me
He wouldn't even come after me
He didn't see me
He'd see me going after him
I'll beat the fuck out of that dog
Can I ask you a question
What was Van talking about
Did we talk about this on a pod yet?
What happened?
Remember when Van was like
Yo, your mom used to suck a day?
I knew where you was going.
I knew where you was going.
I knew where you was going, bro.
Hold on.
I knew what you.
You said that guy looked like Vann?
Yo, you're crazy for saying that guy looked like Vam.
I meant to talk to Vann about this.
Let me see.
Where is this tweet at, man?
I almost hit him like, was everything good?
Hold on, let's pull up his page, man.
I need to read this verbatim.
That should be buried.
You think he deleted it?
I hope.
Sluhtar guy, man, man.
He said, you know your, you know your mom used to say that shit.
This was on February 21, 2020.
Black History Month.
the first day.
Now, I've been disconnecting a lot,
so I ain't really been keeping up.
I keep up with my people,
but I haven't been, like,
building with them the way I should.
Suit to my guy, Van, though.
Van said,
our mothers sucked our dad's dicks for fun.
Why?
But we never talk about it.
Then he explained.
Our parents taught us to be ashamed of sex,
but they were fucking and sucking like crazy people.
They liked it, they loved it,
deal with it,
and loosened up about the subject.
That room in your grandparents' house that you love,
they fuck there.
They get it.
They love it.
It's okay for you, too.
Why?
Why would you want to talk about
I don't know if my mom was
sucking my dad's dick all the time like that
bro.
Definitely not for fun.
Definitely that big old dick he got.
That got a big dick?
What?
I wanted that when I was little.
You know your dad used to walk around in drawers
and it used to be like,
that you seemed like that bold used to be so bad.
I'd be like I want my daddy's dick.
My dad would only wear a shirt.
My dad looked like a Berenstein bear.
Yeah.
He would only be like.
wear a shirt, he just walked to the bathroom with a shirt
no underwear, just fucking grandfather
clock swangling.
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, yeah, we just simply didn't understand the tweet.
Yeah, yeah, but I don't think my mom was sucking
on it like that.
I know my parents fucked.
I don't hear them fuck.
I don't even know.
I don't even know if they even did that.
It's not, how many brothers and sisters you got,
they definitely did it.
That's not, the thing about the tweet, that wasn't,
It was this one line in the tweet that was like, why?
Yeah, which was it?
When he said, we don't discuss it enough.
Oh, we don't discuss it.
Why would we ever discuss it?
All right, Van, let's discuss it.
If somebody even say that to me, me need to get right now.
Let's call it right now.
Yo, yo, we're okay.
What the?
Can you call from there?
Huh?
Huh?
No, we're just going to add him like this.
Because we just need to discuss.
What the F?
Hold on.
Yeah.
What up?
Yo, what's up?
It's me, Charlene Wax, man.
We just wanted to call you because we don't think that we discuss
Our mom sucking our dad's dicks enough, bro.
And he did it for fun.
But, yeah, like, let's discuss that.
Like, how much fun you think they was having,
you think they were getting them?
You're on the pod, too, Van, by the way.
Yeah, you're on the pod.
Well, first of all, first of all,
Unlike y'all, I have to discuss it with my mom.
What?
Why?
You know, who brought that up?
She brought it up.
Do tell.
The floor is yours, man.
Like, a long-ass time ago.
So, this is what happened.
This is how did it happened.
So I was maybe like 16 or 17.
And that was the first time I, like, like, I had had a little chick stuck in my dick or whatever, right?
17?
And some whatever, me and my mom was going back and forth about some,
I was trying to leave and go see the chip.
And I was like, and, like, me and my mom were talking.
My mom goes, oh, are you fucking her?
Is this why you're disrespecting me?
And I was like, no, I'm not fucking her.
I'm like, but I'm handling my business, though.
And she looked at me and she goes, oh, you're getting your little dick stuff.
And I'm like, well, whatever, me and her going back and forth, whatever like that,
She said, you think I don't know anything about that?
She's like, don't go crazy just because some little chick is stuck in your dick.
She was like, blah, blah, blah.
She's like, I'm a grown woman.
I suck dick.
I know about sucking dick.
And I know about how stupid it can make a man.
And she proceeded to have a conversation with me about the fact that I don't know shit about adult sex.
I feel sorry for you, Javan.
I don't know shit about whatever.
And that her and my father are real adults who do that shit.
So to me, I'm going to be honest with you.
That helped me look at my mom as, like, a person.
Y'all can't imagine your mom's looking dick.
No, I, no, I've, we've had discussions where I'm like,
yo, we all know every woman in our life has a life.
You know what I mean?
Like, the same thing we're doing with all women.
My mom's not a human, bro.
My mom is an angel.
Shut up, man.
The same thing we do with our women, we know that, you know,
our moms and grandmas and everybody else did.
But I don't want to discuss it.
Yeah, I don't know if I need to discuss it.
Like, I don't know if my mom takes shit.
Like, imagine your mom telling you she gave fire a head.
Why are we talking about?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I know how crazy my head can make a man.
Mom, I don't want to know about that.
That's what you said.
We don't want to know.
This was my point, though.
So, and I'm not trying to get deep with the shit, but I'm really serious.
How much deeper can you get?
When my father died, like, when my father died, I realized that I didn't really think of my dad as a person.
Like, I thought of my dad.
And only my father.
I get it.
And there's so many parts of his life.
Like, even when I say, like, my father died, like, I say, I don't say Van Lake and
Senior died.
I say, my father died.
And I relate my life totally to his place in my life.
And that doesn't let me see him for, like, his fault.
It makes me hold everything that he, like, when my father passed away, we realized he had
all of these kids.
I mean, it's just real, right?
I held that of like a, how can I say that?
I took that personally against me when really it had nothing to do with me.
He was a full person with all of these things that he'd like to do
with all his other shit good and bad.
And I could never see him that way because everything that he did,
I felt like was a reflection on me because he's my father, right?
He shouldn't have been fucking hose because he should have been thinking about me.
But he was just a man.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, when I wrote my first book, I realized that,
I didn't really know my parents
before they were my parents.
But one thing I knew about Larry,
Cowboy, he was getting the dicks up.
That I knew.
Right, right.
So my only point,
and when you think about your mom
as a person,
the last thing you want to think about
is the fact that she was fucking.
But when you think about something like that,
that's one of the things of her life
that she probably loved to do
that she gave up
For you.
Praise a lot.
Man, what about knitting, bro?
Like, you can't, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, my mom, like, dancing and shit.
Like, my mom like different cheeses.
Like, why?
My mom likes to do.
Yeah, bro.
Yeah, bro.
Making apple pies.
Art and shit.
My mom would go to museums.
She likes reading.
Yeah.
I was just, I was trying to shock people into the conversation about really looking at
our parents as people.
That's what he parents.
It's just something that popped in my mind
because now that I'm trying to, like,
every day I'm trying to eulogize my dad emotionally.
I'm trying to think about, like, what he was like.
And I want to make sure that, like,
by my mom is still here,
but I know that my mom would like to have a dude.
I know that she dissing all of that shit.
So I try to think about her as a four,
and three-s-s-s-six-person.
I know it's not for everybody, though.
I get what you saying.
That was the point.
Yeah.
Well, we love you, my brother.
I ain't be for that.
I love you too, man.
Appreciate y'all.
Be good, man.
Listen, my dad passed a year, of almost two years now,
and my mom trying to get another guy is not happening.
What you mean?
You wouldn't let you know.
You have no saying that.
No.
I do have no say, but I don't.
I understand that, but I don't, but I do.
Why?
Kids don't have no say.
Whatever will be, will be.
I don't want to hear that.
Well, you're right?
What?
I had to say my dad already had booby traps before he die.
What does that mean?
I got five sons.
I dare you, I try to touch my wife when I'm gone.
I got my dad's late movie traps
I get what I'm saying
but I wish you would have just said that
We didn't have to go through the whole
My mama suck dick for fun
Yeah
What do you mean?
Who gave it up?
You give up your whole life when you got kids
Oh no that's true
Don't, parents make sacrifices
Yeah if your whole life is done
Because of your kids
Sometimes
Yeah I'll be honest
They're married
It's a little different
I'm so busy right now
That's what I'm saying
I can't imagine with kids
It's a lot of other things going on
And I don't think people understand the stress level that kids put on parents, especially moms.
Yo, I love my wife.
My wife is a great, great mother, but we got four kids.
That's a lot.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's a lot.
Like, you never get to turn off.
You can't take a nap when you want to.
You know what I'm saying?
Mommy always.
A mommy always.
You can't disconnect when you want to.
I did that.
My mom had 12 kids.
How did she do with it?
How?
How?
And I'm one of them.
That's crazy, dude.
Twelve.
Yeah, and raise all 12.
No, that's not still.
Unbelievable.
That's why.
Everybody else kids, the whole neighborhood, basically.
No, that's wild when you think about it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't want to have that discussion about my mama sucking my dad.
No way.
Come on, she had 12 kids.
We don't discuss it enough.
I honestly, I don't think my dad was getting his dick suck like that.
Really?
I don't think he was getting head like that, bro.
Once you have to, don't you talk to your mom about it?
I need to talk to my mom about that.
Your mom might hit you with me.
how your mom might tell you what band mom said.
Yeah.
He would always talk about fucking up.
Can you imagine that your mom telling you, I know I got the,
I got the kind of head that can make a man go crazy.
That what,
that's,
she's bragging about her head.
She bragging about her head game, bro.
That's crazy.
Hold on, who was my mom back in the day?
The same day, but that's what I always be trying to tell y'all.
I tell you that all the time.
These women are people's mothers.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we act like they're not.
That's why we're being easy.
Yeah.
Being easy what?
What you're talking about?
What you mean being easy?
Let's be easy.
Yeah, wait, what are you saying?
I don't fuck it, though.
It's easy.
What else did we see this week?
Oh, this was good.
Elon must challenge Putin to a one-on-one combat winner gets Ukraine.
How arrogant is Elon fucking must?
Yeah, he don't care, bro.
I think, honestly, I think he's on drugs at night, and I think he's just not sweet.
I think he's reading Reddit and taking memes and posting him on Twitter.
And, like, I think he's reading him.
he's just high. I dead-ass think he's high.
Well, why is the prize Ukraine? Ukraine belongs to neither one he all.
Oh, I didn't know he got it. I thought it's just like, Elon must challenge Putin the one-on-one
combat when it gets Ukraine. Yeah, but I guess I thought like if he wins, then Putin's just
got to leave Ukraine alone. Oh, oh. I don't think he wants Ukraine. That's a wild boy.
No, he's a wild boy. Elon, and by the way, they might give it to Elon.
Yeah, real tough. Elon be like, I'm going to give everybody Tesla's. Okay, I'm going to set up technology
y'all never seen before. By the way, Elon. And, and by the way, Elon,
like Elon takes Putin.
There's a big age difference and a big height difference.
And I think that Elon probably has like an Iron Man suit, but it looks like flesh.
Ah.
So it's like an Iron Man suit, but it looks like a human suit.
So you'll be seeing him do all this wild shit, super skrimp and everything.
And you'd be like, oh, shit.
He might have a gun.
What is the goddamn Iron Man suit?
Hmm.
Yeah, it's a wild.
It's wild to see the richest people in the world just on Twitter.
It's got it.
It's got it because of social media.
Is this how they always wanted to act?
Is this how to Rockafellas and everybody else always wanted to act?
They just didn't have the outlet.
Probably.
Especially being that social media is a place where motherfuckers go to show off.
It's like I got all this motherfucking money.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm tired of flexing for y'all.
Let me show y'all how to fuck.
Elon flexing.
Elon will be around too many rappers, yo.
Elon flexing.
Yeah.
Yes.
I wonder he'd be around for real.
Like who are his colleagues?
His friends and stuff.
I don't know.
Kanye.
He's a bunch of nerds.
Kanye.
What else we got to you?
Ellen gave her staff millions and bonuses
I always wondered about stuff like that
It's cool when it happens
But what if that was their money all along?
Yeah
You know, I was like we had
What's the Queen's name that we had on Taylor?
Ageny?
I hope I'm not pronouncing her name wrong
But she's up for an Oscar this year
Best Supporting Actress for King Richard
She played Serena and Venus's mom
And you know the story came out that Will
gave everybody on the set
You know bonuses
I forgot why he gave them bonuses.
But what really happened was she went to Will
and complained about not making enough money.
So being that Will got her more money,
it impacted the whole cast.
So the whole cast ended up having to get, you know, more pay.
So because she spoke up, you know,
It helped everybody get their rate up.
And I was like, well, damn, that's actually a better story.
Right.
Because you expressed some concern, Will listened and did something about it.
Yeah.
Which is the only way shit gets done.
Yeah.
That's a better story than, you know, I just handed out, you know, bonuses to everybody.
And she said, well, that's his story.
That's the story, you know.
She's hating, huh?
She wasn't hating at all.
But it was just the truth.
That's what's so interesting about life.
There's always three sides to a story.
Because what Will did was still noble and honorable.
Listening?
But she wants some credit, too.
It was her idea.
She should get it.
Yeah.
You know, if she was the person that initiated that and caused everybody to get paid,
she should get it.
I mean, Will probably don't know how much everybody's getting paid.
He has no idea.
Yeah.
And he knows he's getting paid more than everybody else.
As he deserves it.
Nobody's seeing that movie for her.
Yeah.
That's true.
She's nominated for an Oscar now, though.
I mean, people eventually see movies for her for career
to go this way.
The reason people are paying money is to go see Will and because of the Williams sisters.
Yeah.
So he was in a position to break these people off, then shit.
That's beautiful.
Will's definitely winning an Oscar this year, too.
For King Richard.
Oh, really?
He's won everything else.
He's won everything.
He's won the Saga Award.
I'm so detached from these award shows, bro.
Yeah, he's definitely going to win.
I mean, this is dope to see Will Smith win an Oscar because it's Will Smith.
I don't care about Oscars.
I don't care about no awards, really because it's just like.
But he's won one already.
No.
Yes, he has.
No.
He won it for Ali.
No, he got nominated.
it. Didn't win.
I thought it was for that kid movie.
He never won an Oscar,
but I'm positive. Let me look this shit up.
Well, I'm never positive.
I'm confident that he don't mean.
Is Stem and Grandma a lawyer?
And just won a case. He just talked about
where the case. Okay. But I know he was
nominated for an Oscar. I don't think he ever won. But just
the fact that that is the fresh prince.
We're old. So when you're old enough to see something
from the beginning, you appreciate
the whole totality of it.
Like these kids will never appreciate.
Oh, Denzel beat him out, 2002.
For Training Day?
Yeah.
Yeah, Trane Day.
Was that long ago?
I guess.
Damn.
Yeah.
Well, he's going to win one this year.
If you don't win one this year,
then I just, you know, the jig is up.
But all signs say Will Smith
is going to win a motherfucking Oscar this year.
And I'm telling you, man, there's nothing iller than,
I'm like, that's the dude that used to rap parents just don't understand.
And now, and forget the.
Accolades as a, you know, actor.
I call him the Willie Lama.
That man, he's just so eloquent.
Yeah.
And it's just like when you talk about,
that's what you said about Destiny earlier.
It's true.
It's like, you could have thought it was his destiny
when he was Fresh Prince and he was the first rapper
to win a Grammy.
Yeah.
You know, you could have thought it was Destiny
when he was in Hollywood,
well, when he was Fresh Prince in Bel Air,
and he had a hit TV show.
You could have thought it was Destiny
when he got into Hollywood
and was the biggest box office star in the world.
and you thought it was over
when you saw all of the movies
flopping and everything else
then he reinvented himself again
and I was like oh shit
now he's literally like
this guy's like deep
like you know what I mean
he's the Willie Lama
about to win an Oscar
and the illest thing about Will
man I was just having this conversation
yesterday and I don't remember
who the fuck I was talking to
I think I was talking to Alicia Renee
but
Will is a person who
deaded the character
Will Smith was a character
he talks about it all the time
Will Smith was a character
That wasn't really him.
Like, he couldn't curse.
You know, he had to carry himself a certain way.
Like, you know, there was things he wanted to talk about, like ayahuasca that he felt
like he couldn't talk about because he thought it would fuck up his image.
Yeah.
But when he took, when the character Will Smith stopped working in movies and stopped working
in his personal life, he had to go dig deep.
And that's when he went on his spiritual journey and he started showing up in the world
as himself.
and he's bigger than ever.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that shit is ill, you know?
And I think that we all got to, you know, take that mask off.
Make sure you're not wearing that mask, man.
Make sure you're showing up as who you're supposed to show up as.
Yeah.
Art.
It's better to fail as yourself than a character, bro.
Yeah.
But if you're succeeding as a character, you could, it feels okay because you're succeeding.
But if you fail in, but I don't think the characters that was sustainable.
what I'm saying.
Yeah, eventually.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I've never seen it.
Yeah.
I've never seen somebody be the character
and it be sustainable.
Yeah.
Ever.
And now you've got to be in front of people
so much more.
Oh, please.
Whereas, like, back in the day,
you could do two movies a year
and they're the biggest movies out
and you could be a character
for a couple months a year.
We'll do a couple well-manacured interviews.
You know what I'm saying?
All the questions you already got them beforehand.
Here you go, you know?
Yeah, you could do all that silly shit.
What else we got, man?
Oh, let's pay some bills.
Oh, let's pay some bills.
There you go.
Let's pay some bills.
Come back, do some shit you won't care about.
And get the frock out of hell.
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Shit we won't care about next week.
Chris Cuomo.
Is back?
Well, no, he's hitting CNN with a suit arbitration demand, $125 million.
Why?
Smear campaign.
Oh, shut up, pussy.
You hate the Cuomo's, man.
They're just pussies, bro.
Why you hate the Cuomo?
Because they're pussy.
He said he had his journalistic integrity, unjustifiably smeared,
making it difficult, if not impossible,
to find similar work in the future
in damaging him in amounts exceeding $125 million,
which includes not only the remaining salary owed under the agreement,
but future wages lost as a result of CNN's efforts
to destroy his reputation and violation of the agreement.
Y'all got got, man.
As simple as that.
You were helping your brother do foul shit.
You were covering it up for him.
I mean, you were working in cahoots.
It was a manipulation of our government using the media as an influencing tool for our government,
which is what our government does, but you got caught.
Yeah.
That's all it is.
It's like what y'all were doing was no different than what, you know,
Nancy Pelosi and CNN do.
But you guys got caught.
And you were taking all the pads on the back and you were riding with it.
Like when his brother wrote the book about how great a job he did during the pandemic,
while he was stuffing the old people in the fucking COVID homes.
Like, you can't be a piece of shit and...
It'll always come back.
Talk how great you are.
Yeah.
If he was just up there every day, like, listen, I'm not perfect.
I am trying my best.
We don't know what we're doing, but we are doing the best we can and we're going to keep being out there for you.
And if they were like, hey, we got a book deal, you know, you think I got fucking time for a book?
I got to save people's lives.
Unless he told the truth.
You're like, you're like, you know, there's so many people dying and old folks.
I'm like, say it.
You know what I mean?
We're doing the best we can.
That's right.
That's right.
So I don't feel bad for him.
It's interesting though because Chris going out like
Nino Brun.
We'll see.
No, he is.
He's taking everybody with him.
He took out of there.
He got the one dude.
He got the head dude.
He was snitching though, right?
And that's the thing that's crazy.
He had this whole big thing about not being called a Fredo.
Remember that?
I remember.
Remember he was like calling Fredo is like calling the black person the N-word.
Remember he was at that party.
That clip was out.
I don't remember.
Frato is the brother and Godfather.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It ends up getting shot.
Yeah.
Right, because he snitches.
You know, oh, that's disrespectful.
But now you snitching.
He's taking it.
You're afraid of.
He took Zuck out.
He's calling out Don Lemon.
Even though Don Lemon did in a staff meeting, you know, say what kind of message would we be sending if Chris Cuomo got his severance?
So I can understand why Chris might feel like, oh, you're not my guy either.
You know?
So they all are trying to take each other out at this point, man.
They all ain't shit, bro.
That whole company ain't shit.
Well, it's about to get a reset.
It's going to get a reset.
It needs it.
Well, Chris Litt.
Chris Litt runs CNN.
Well, let's see if Chris got it.
Chris got it.
Chris is a super solid human.
Chris is one of these people that, you know,
and he's one of these not even unsung hero.
He's a well-praised hero behind the scenes
because of the things that he's put together.
The people that know, no.
Yeah, the people that know, no.
He's got a monumental task ahead of him,
which is reigniting the trust in a news source.
You know how you do that?
How?
By letting people know when something is news,
and letting people know when something is opinion.
Yeah.
The problem with all of these news outlets, Fox, MSNBC, CNN,
it's two opinion-based.
Yeah.
That's not what news is.
Yeah.
So your shows that are news, let them be about news.
I don't even want to see talking head shit on there.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Just tell me the facts.
Give me the facts.
Like, give me, give me two hours of facts.
If we have opinion shows, let me know this is an opinion show.
Like Morning Joe, I know what I'm getting on Morning Joe.
I'm going to get me some journalistic integrity because they're going to report
the news, but I know Joe is going to have an opinion.
You know what I'm saying?
Chris Lee put that show together, by the way.
On, um, what he put that morning Joe show together?
And he put together the CBS born and show with Gail King and, um,
Oh, really?
Charlie Rose.
Oh, Chris is a beast.
Chris, and he's the reason, one of the main reasons that Stephen Colbert became the
biggest thing in late night.
Yeah.
You know, Chris is a, Chris is a beast.
Salute to Chris Lipp, man.
He's a good, good human.
Um, what else we got?
Tom Brady.
Oh, yeah.
I don't, I don't, why, why?
Why is everybody cheering?
Why do you think?
But he didn't really retire.
It's the offseason.
Yeah.
There was no ceremony.
He didn't sign any papers.
It's like, eh.
That's not a real retiring.
I don't think he went out the way he wanted to go out.
That's why he came back.
He still wanted to get that dub.
That, right?
That too.
But every game, he wants anybody to celebrate him every single game.
Oh, he wants the Adios tour.
Yeah.
And he deserves it.
But he proved to me this week that he's a madman.
When this man who has went to the Super Bowl ten times,
Yeah.
One seven Super Bowls, MVP, Super Bowl, final MVP's.
Yeah.
Not even arguably.
The greatest NFL quarterback of all time got me out here saying that I think he's a notch above Jordan.
Yeah.
Jeez.
Got the nerve to say unfinished business?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
How you felt when Jordan did it?
What do you mean?
When he came back?
When he came back?
When he came back?
The last time everybody was like, don't do it, MJ.
Which one?
Yeah, yeah, well, he was a wizard.
We're in the account.
Yeah, we talked about that.
That's all-
that never happened.
Yeah.
Because that was all business.
We knew it was all business.
So what you think about this one?
What you think about this one?
I think he's a fucking maniac.
I think Tom Brady is a madman.
I think he is a masochist.
I think he, I don't know.
There's no, the unfinished business part is like,
what the fuck out of the room?
He lost his last one.
It don't matter.
It doesn't go out on a stop.
Mayweather was lost his last one.
By the way, he didn't lose.
He lost the game.
But his defense lost it.
But no, when you watch the game, it was like, Brady bought him back from the dead.
Like, he's still Brady.
Like, that shit did nothing.
It's like, it's like, that did nothing to his legacy.
But here's my thing.
Let's say he does come back and go out on a dub.
He's the type of guy who's going to be like, well, we got to defend.
Yeah, he's looking at his hand.
It's like, God damn.
Yeah, we got eight.
You know, if I had a one knows two that I lost, three I would have lost.
I'd have 11.
Yeah.
I think that's what it is.
He wants all the fingers.
I think he's thinking about those three Super Bowls.
Yeah.
You understand that Tom Brady could have won 10 Super Bowls?
Yeah.
You know how stupid that would have been?
Yeah, that's crazy.
He's never been blown out in the Super Bowl.
Yeah, that's crazy.
He's always lost Super Bowls by like, ugh.
Yeah.
That shit got to drive him crazy.
Yeah.
The helmet catch, bro.
Why is that keeping you up at night now?
Yo.
Yes, the helmet catch fuck him up.
Tarik.
There should be nothing.
That has happened on the football field
That should keep Tom Brady up at night.
I love that fucking line when the linebacker was talking shit to him
And he goes, I play with your father.
Ask about me.
God, damn.
Drop a beat after that shit.
Drop a fucking beat.
But hey, you know what?
It's going to be great to see him out there.
That's what Van's mom said to Van, bro.
Yeah, I was going to get into this.
I said, I said, I said, I play with your father.
Ask about him.
That's your girl
don't know shit
Yo, head can drive you crazy, son
Ask your dad about me
Jesus Christ
Yeah
Yo, y'all are crazy, guys
This has been another episode
Yeah, let's do some asking idiots, man
I'll get a fuck
Yeah, I got to run out
Let's do
Uh
How much would it take
To release your lifetime
Internet search history
Huh?
Yeah, run it.
What?
My shit ain't crazy.
Run it.
Run it.
I'm still going to charge.
Top dollar, though.
Yeah.
This is good.
Let's end on this.
Wayne Jr.
Great,
because we argued about this
on Breakfast Club.
All right.
Do y'all know how daylight savings time work?
Now,
I'm going to tell you why this came about.
Yeah.
Came about because daylight,
you know,
President Biden signed the bill
to make daylight savings time
a permanent thing.
Yeah.
So I go,
what the fuck does that even mean?
Yeah.
Right?
because I'm like daylight savings has to do with nature.
Yes.
And the summer days are longer.
You know, nights are shorter.
And winter days are shorter nights are longer, right?
So it's just nature.
So how the fuck, how can you make that permanent?
Angelo ego's, well, daylight savings time is only based on the clocks.
I'm like, what do you mean?
He's like, it's the clocks.
You move the clock forward, you move it back.
Yeah.
That's where it's longer in the day,
turning the night.
I'm like,
no.
That's not how nature works,
even if there was no clocks.
There's the same amount of light,
no matter what time it is.
It's just shifting the day forward and back
so that people start earlier, start later.
No, in the summer, the days are longer.
That's just how summer works.
The difference is you move the hour later.
So, for example,
right now, let's say Sunday,
is at 7.30 right now.
Which is late.
But if we didn't move forward, that sundown would be at 6.30.
No, it'd be like 5.
No, no.
And the winter time it gets dark like 5, 5.30.
No, no, no.
I'm saying, he's just 10.
At the time.
Yeah.
I'm saying like right now, literally right now, let's say that.
7.30.
Okay, or even keep the winter.
Keep the, it gets dark like 4 in the winter, right?
Yeah, 4.30.
But if we keep daylight savings, now it's going to get dark at 5 in the winter.
So they're just going to keep the hour shifted.
Yes, but the day is still long.
Yeah, yeah.
All it is is when we work.
So back in the day, they shifted to hours
because it was like, yo, we got to move the hours back
to give people more daylight.
A hour or sleep?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You lose an hour, you gain an hour.
But even without the clock, we just all can see.
Yeah, that's bad.
The days are longer.
Yeah, that's what I say it's based on nature.
We have most exposed, we have more exposure to the sun in the summer months
and we have less exposure to the sun.
So more than 24 days.
It means more than 24 hours.
What she's talking about is we get more like usable sun hours.
So instead of the sun coming up in the winter at like 6 o'clock or whatever it does,
had that shit come up as 7 so that we get 5 o'clock sundown.
She was saying that there's no nature involved with it.
It's just the fact that we moved the clock.
She don't know what she's talking about.
No.
Well, Taylor agree with her.
I should tell you everything you need to know.
And then.
Yeah.
But it's still nature, though.
The day is active.
The summer soltist, the day is longer.
It's longer, but we got to decide
do we want to sleep through some of that sun
or do we want to wake up when the sun
isn't even up yet but have the sun for the whole day?
If I know I'm only getting a few hours of sun
like us in the north, we don't get that much sun.
So it's like, I don't want to be sleeping through the sun.
No, that's true too.
And that's the other thing.
I want the kids to get out of school at three
and be able to play in the sun.
It's not dark.
Up north it gets darker, quicker, I think.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, for sure, it is.
Yeah.
But at the end of the day it's like,
right now, if it'd probably get dark
like, what, 7.30 right now?
Yeah,
as the summer go on,
it start being like 8.39 o'clock
and start getting dark.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
It's not just the time
what you're saying.
Yeah, it's nature.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We're brilliant idiots, so.
I just got, I just see, I can see.
Me too.
No, no, no, no, no.
Like I'm out.
Yeah, you guys are just arguing.
Especially when you ride the motorcycle,
you're like, you can really tell the time.
And that's why I said,
what hour it is.
Nature decides where the sun is and how much sun we got.
That's all.
And that's why I said the hour
don't even matter,
because even if you move it forward an hour,
a back hour,
whatever the fuck it is,
it still gets darker much later than that hour.
It just matters in the winter
when it comes to, like, school.
Like, you know school starts at eight or whatever.
Yeah.
But, like, the kids get out of three.
If it gets dark at four,
the kids got an hour of sunlight.
Why don't we make it one hour forward all year round?
Now the kids get out of school at three.
They got two hours to play outside.
It's not dark the whole fucking winter.
So what it is to mean when you say permanent daylight savings time?
Meaning the time it is right now,
you know how we move forward
an hour, that's how it's going to be in the winter.
So when you wake up in the winter, it's going to be dark.
But by the time you get that now, it's going to be darker.
By the time you get the day moving.
It's going to be an acorn.
All right.
I'm a little confused, but okay.
It's all it is.
That's what you're not going to fall back.
I want the one with more daytime.
So the bright sun.
So permanent daylight saving time means longer days.
No, no.
Like you said, the days are always the same.
We can't affect how much sun there is.
We can just affect when.
The days aren't always the same, though.
The days are longer.
The days are going to be what they are.
Got you.
Okay.
But we can only decide what time of that day is 9 p.m.
What time of the day is 10 p.m.
What time?
So we keep the time we have now.
For example, right now, the days are going to, the nights, sorry, the days are going to be longer.
Yes.
What a month ago, it was going to be a short, a week ago, right?
Yes.
Let's say right now, the sunset,
is 7 o'clock.
Yeah.
A week ago, it was more or less seven.
Like 5.36.
Yeah, but it was, let's say close to seven, right?
But it was actually six because we were back an hour.
Yeah.
So now we get a little bit more time at the end of the day.
We would rather more sunlight at the end of the day all year round.
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
It's not like Joe Biden just trying to extend his days, man.
Somebody told Joe Biden.
You get old, Joe.
You don't have much time.
And he said bullshit.
Watch this.
He said bullshit.
Watch this.
Listen, as always, if you watch him,
this show you think we're smart you think we're brilliant you think we're what the fuck was it
if you think we're brilliant oh if you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think
we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you think we're just a couple idiots who don't watch
you're right too what the fuck am i saying you're right too if you don't watch your ass you have a
joe bide moment i think we have one if you listen to this show yeah and you think we're smart
you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you listen to this show
you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant
this podcast. Thank you for listening. That was beautiful. Yeah, I like that one. Awesome.
You should say that all the time.
