The Brilliant Idiots - Baby In The Bath Water

Episode Date: March 22, 2025

This week, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dive into everything from the ongoing success of Schulz's Netflix special The Life to candid conversations about fatherhood, pregnancy, and the unexpected emotional challenges of IVF. The duo also tackles hot-button topics like abortion, personal responsibility, and the beauty of parenthood. Plus, they discuss wild swingers’ club stories, the dangers of clout-chasing, and why bigger isn't always better—no matter what they say.  ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Black Effect Podcast Festival: http://blackeffect.com/podcastfestival/ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley Pre Order - https://a.co/d/4pLD1C3 No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF https://a.co/d/cGFDUoB The Wind on Her Tongue - Anita Kopacz https://a.co/d/fWDancH I Lived to Tell the Story: A Memoir of Love, Legacy, and Resilience - Tamika D. Mallory https://a.co/d/7DoCtWX Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlemagne the guy. Andrew Schult. We are the brilliant idiots podcast, back for another week of brilliant idiotness. Heather Pye Walker. Hello, sir. How you feeling, man? Man, I feel good, bro. Another great weekend of the life.

Bro, it's just crazy, man. We're still in the top ten, two weeks later. Crazy. Like, I don't know. I don't even know how to, like, yeah, communicate it because some people can pop in for a day. You know, like being there for like a week is a huge accomplishment. But in order to be there this long, That's word of mouth.

Absolutely. Like, you can do certain promo stuff. It's almost like, I relate to kind of music where it's like, you can get a number one album or number one hit for first week. What that second and third week look like, though. And that's how you kind of tell if there's true people. And that is all just people talking about it. The amount of emails and DMs that I've gotten, like, just people telling me that they're going through the exact same experience or they went through the exact same experience. People tell me they were doing it for like 10 or 11 years.

then finally had a baby. Like, people sending me fucking sonogram pictures and shit. Yeah, it's just like, my DM's just full of people that are so grateful they get to be parents. Intention is important. It's beautiful. And that just did the eyes me. Did she?

And do, uh... I just recommend it your, your stand-up. And did she watch it? I don't know. I don't know if she watched it yet. Okay. She'll definitely relate to a lot of stuff going on in there. Taylor's Motherly Glow is incredible.

I've seen some pregnant women in my day. Yeah. Taylor, the motherly glow that you have on. It's crazy. I wanted, I looked in some pictures of you on Instagram, and I, and my mind didn't even go to talking shit. No. Like it did, but it was like, my mind was like, say something negative. And then it was like, I really can't in this moment. No, it's unbelievable.

The motherly glow you got is incredible. I actually told my wife this week out that Taylor's going to be an incredible mother. And you know how I know Taylor's going to be an incredible mother? Because you can see how motherhood has already changed her just carrying the baby. You're not getting any raise, man. You see what he's doing? He's doing it. He's definitely getting a race.

He's not strong, man. He builds you up before he says, we ain't got it. That banking hell ain't glowing. No, it is. People have been reaching out and everything else. I'm teasing. I'm teasing.

You look absolutely amazing. Megan, thank you. Shout to Megan Taylor, too, for a woman in radio event. Taylor. Taylor, let's check in with you real quick. I'm good. Why don't dress better at those events than y'all do at work?

Isn't that crazy? I watch you. I watch Sim when y'all out and out and about, y'all look like actual fucking professionals. You come to breakfast club and brewing idiots looking like fucking slops. First of all, we got to wake up early in the morning. Damn, how quickly you went away from Motherly Glow. This guy is bipolar, bro.

This guy is. We got to wake up early in the morning. Shiny slopped, huh? They love about you. I'm a bump. I'm not supposed to look good. We got to wake up early in the morning. You don't think you're a pump.

I heart. I heard I already. Shout out to I heart. Listen, I told Sim the other day, I said, Sim. If Sim was somewhere and I looked at the pictures and I'm like, I left a comment. I said, you know what this picture shows me? It shows me that Breakfast Club needs a dress coat. I forgot I was at.

Might have been a funeral or something. I don't think it was a funeral. No, we don't. You appreciate being able to go in there with sweatpants and everything else, unlike other. Yeah, but when y'all, y'all be looking real professional, you're like, you look real professional with the woman in radio. I'm like, that, she's underpaid. I never thought that until that saw those pictures.

It's interesting that they get dressed up for something like that. You know what I'm saying? But not the place that they actually were. Come on, man. It's almost like they want to trick us into thinking that they're, you know, doing something. You know what I mean? It's kind of crazy, right? Isn't that crazy?

No. It's a tad bit crazy. It's a little crazy. Why do you think we should dress? I don't even know if you fit in that chair anymore. I think we got to keep. Don't do that. I'm so fine.

Are you comfortable? Are you comfortable? We need to get you one of the baby. I can't see you really pregnant. I think I just started believing it. Yo, it's just beautiful. Look at that smile. Look at that pregnant-ass smile, man.

And she'd be complaining. I don't want to hear that shit. Nah. I only explained one time. Well, you should have thought about that when you was a little happy baby. You know what I'm saying? When you was in that little happy baby pole, when you were in that little happy baby folks, you should have thought about that.

Thought about it now. And any more contractions of that. contraction so I'm good. Oh, what do they called again? Like, Brexon hits. PJ, get the kicking. Come on. He kicks, but it don't hurt like that.

Oh, do you feel the kicks? How awesome is that? Yeah. It's unbelievable, right? It does it, I don't want to get too political with the show, but like, does it start to, like, make you realize why they shouldn't have abortions?

Yeah, I didn't want to say it, but I'm glad you brought out. You know, that's interesting. I want to show you a clip and talk about that. but not necessarily. I mean, I get why still what women do just for their life and everything. Of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like now

about the birth baby, I don't... How many months are you in? I just turned six months. So that's, I think that's the thing where it's like, obviously as a woman, you want to protect women's right to choose, et cetera, but that doesn't mean you can't also understand where somebody is at the part that you're in

where you go, Oh, my God, I can feel this baby kicking. I can't imagine something happening. Especially when you see it on the ultrasound, too. Oh, having an abortion after you feel the baby kicking is fucking dies. It's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, God.

Can we just call it what it is? Well. Is it murder? Is it murder? It doesn't happen, though. You don't feel the, like, that's what you can't do it. I was high this weekend. Yeah.

I'll tell you the conversation that I had. It was similar to this. I, you know, because my daughter had junior prom last week. How to go? She'd come home? Yes, you got damn, I can't. Beyond reasonable. I told you we had freaking, we had cheerleading competition the next day.

And what was crazy is, you go from junior prom, you go from junior prom to the cheerleading competition. And I was looking at, like, pictures of her enjoying herself before she left with a junior prom. And I literally said to myself, I said, yo, there's no way you can look at these girls. It wasn't just her. It was her friends. And I'm like, you're looking at these kids. And you're just looking at these kids. And you're like, why would anybody ever rob me?

them of life. Oof. It's not, I'm not knocking nobody who's ever got an abortion. I'm not, I'm just simply saying when you see these kids

at 16 years old and they're just trying to figure it out. It's like, why would anybody ever rob them of life? And I think that, so we should think about these things before you lay down to do your little happy baby.

Whether you're doing happy baby down with dogs, just think about that shit, for real, yo. I think, I think, I think that's why there is much more support for it being done in like the first 12 weeks

than it is after that. Because after that, when you really start to see the thing develop and you're seeing the sonogram, you're feeling kicks, et cetera, it's, it is a very different thing when it's just, you know, tiny little pee inside your stomach that you don't even really feel. That's all I'm saying. Listen, I'm pro-choice. Everybody make their own decisions.

All I'm simply saying is, yep. If you just think about it. Like, just think about that person, that, child, that soul, being able to come on this earth and grow. And then we started talking about, we started talking about, like, the wealth aspect of it all, right?

Like, well, some people can't afford, you know, to have a baby, blah, blah, blah. Most of us are the generational curse breakers. Most of us are the people who came to this planet and changed the whole trajectory for our families. Keep going. So you could be eliminating the person

who breaks the curse. There are more poor people than rich people. So we can't subscribe to this thing like you can't afford it. Right. There are more poor people. Now, that doesn't mean that you're not putting a kid in a very difficult situation. Like, obviously, you know, you've had situations very difficult as a kid, right? So, of course.

But poor people continue to have kids, and those kids sometimes end up doing absolutely incredible things. Most people are poor in America. Yeah, yeah. I think the number is like 70% of people who live paycheck to paycheck. So those are the people having babies. So that's the thing that, like, that's the thing that I would have, maybe this is the takeaway. The takeaway is not whether it's right or wrong.

The takeaway is maybe you have a little more empathy for someone who feels that they don't want to do it. Yeah, yeah. Maybe you go, oh, you're not being some crazy religious person. You go, okay, I get the relationship you have at your body, and I see why that's a decision that you want to make. Is that fair? Yeah, and let's just all be more deliberate.

with our sexual choices. Yo, that's another thing. Like, we got to take a little responsibility. A lot of responsibility. Put the condom on. How about keep your legs closed? Now, some people would be like, what about raping this?

We're not talking about those. We talk about having fun on the weekends. And then you're going, I don't have a con- Happy baby. This is my first pregnancy. Like, I've never ever been pregnant before. Yeah, you don't have to lie, man. Like, we're having to have.

We're trying to have honest stuff. I'm not judging you. I'm just glad. I'm not. not judge you. Even if it is, I still wouldn't judge you. I'm just like, you don't have to go there. Like, you don't have to go there. You don't have them. Yeah. Even though she keep peep-p-p-p-p-you-you know what I mean. I like, don't be a pimp-p-p-p-pren-purs. I know some six-shoddish. I know some people who've had four and five. And I'm like, yo, you, you might be going to hell. I'm going to be, uh, four and five is crazy. They got so angry at me, man, but I did say, like, at a certain point in time, like, when do we get involved? If it's 20? 20 abortions.

You try to get involved. 20 and boys. What's going to say about teen pregnancy, like, are they? It's a good question. That's a good question. Are they cooked in night? No, no.

These are all great questions. These are great questions. Listen, I'm not, I'm pro-choice. I'm not a pro-ne. That's like, I'm not against abortion. I'm pro-choice. I'm just simply explaining how when you look at these kids at 15, 16 years old and you see the things

that they're enjoying, it's like, damn, man, give them a chance to live life. You'll also say you got to let us parents tell you our perspective. There's a lot of people who don't have kids that are judging our perspective on a situation. You don't know what it's like to have the joy of a beautiful thing. It's like unbelievable. So you can't imagine not have it. Also, like, I come from a situation where it was hard as fucked up for us to get pregnant.

So the idea, you know, but I empathize. Also, the pro-choice thing, if you're pro-choice, you should be pro whatever that person's choices. So if they, if their choices to not do it, I'm fine with that. I'm pro that. But I'm also telling you that it is a beautiful choice to do it. In 2008, I couldn't afford, me and my wife couldn't afford to have no baby. I was fired the next year, literally.

But you did it. I did it anyway. No, actually, I got fired. Oh, Lord. I just had a baby right there. That was an abortion. Did you hear that? I just have one right now.

I think about, that was a, I thought it was good. I'm like, I'm like, I'll watch you on these other podcasts. You don't fart. Why does this. I'm like, y'all, he don't fart nowhere else. Honestly, that's what they think. No, you know what? I'm lying. Because I watch you squirm and you see.

I watch you do this shit. I'm like, oh, he wants to let it rip. No, I farted like 30 times on Shannon's. I farted 30 times on Shannon's. How do you control the sound? I can put sound and I can put smell. So that one, I wanted that to have some sound. I want to have some smell.

No doubt. I fart all the time, very flagged. But I can control the sound. I control. If I want to let the smell out, I let it out. If I want to let it out. If I want to let it out. I have a lot of control of my butt lips.

The story is... Wait a tomorrow, can I show you all this? Yes, I do. But I was going to say, you don't want to be the person who is sitting in a freaking, you know, clinic. By the way, if I want to own it, if I own the clinic, son, who owns these things? Who owns the clinic? I would play, do they play music in the lobby?

What music would play? There goes my baby. Usher, there goes my... Oh, me. Same brain, yeah. Usher that goes my baby. I knew where he were going. Shanti baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.

Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I would be playing, like, every baby anthem you could think of. Justin Bieber, baby, baby, baby, oh. Do they already make you watch, like, a movie or something like that? What? What movie? Sophie's choice? Well, no, I...

You know what I would do, too? While you're in there, I'd have, like, a screen playing. Like, it would be, like, just a screen. And it'd be, like, just regular, like, flowers and stuff. But then every now and then something would just pop up, like, you sure? Put her question. Don't put him in charge of nothing. Don't put him in charge.

There's still time. Last chance. Last chance. What do you want to play? What is this, Taylor? The headline says, what? Uh-oh, things get really heated in this pro-abortion versus pro-life debate, and she starts shot in her.

Saying your pro-abortion is crazy. Yeah, that's another thing. That rhetoric is, like, weird. Yeah, pro-abortion. I'm not pro like amputation, but like if you got to do it, do it. That's what I'm saying. I don't know what people's circumstances, though. I'm never judging anybody.

I'm just simply telling you, life is a beautiful choice. When you, when you watch them little ones grow up, man, it's just like, yo, why would you? But if you asked us this, when we were 22 years old, doing guy code, traveling the country, hey, man, vacuum it. Do you know what I mean? I'm just saying. I'm just saying time changes. Old death song couple of songs. Scoop save you.

Shoop, scoop, oh, scoop, I'm sorry. Scoop and who's . Scoop and do. Scoop and do. Scoop and do. Scoop and do. Excuse me. Can I play this?

Yes, you can. Thank you. Yeah, we're not mature enough to have these. Never. We're not. I don't know who these are. Fox News guy that's assigned to us, you know, this is our bad. Okay?

This is our bad. Probably don't want to post any of these clips of Fox this week. We're going to get lit up on CNN, though. Let's go. Let's see the video. Your heart that if you're sharing you had an abortion, that there could be a child, I don't know how it will be 10 years old today, who would be cheering you on and saying,

go get him, mom, you got this. I can promise you that would not be the case, because I can almost promise you that would not be the case because I say, again, I'm in a domestic violence shelter. I've got a dog I can barely take care of. You're expecting, excuse me, You're expecting me to sit here and let you tell me how I'm supposed to feel.

You're trying to scare me. I'm not telling you how to feel. Yes, you are. I'm not telling you that your statistics. But I am telling you that your baby, your statistics and your information, with your statistic and your information. Your baby had a right to live. You are completely wrong because yes.

And I wish someone had been helping you more. Listen, listen, but you deserve more help. Everybody always like to say, oh, keep the baby, give it up for adoption. I know what our foster care system is like. But when you can't tell me, I would have a child cheering me on. When you place a child for adoption, hold on. You're not going to speak. You don't get to speak for my child.

You don't get to speak for my child. Let's start right there. You don't get to speak. I does break my heart that if you're sharing you had an abortion. Speak for my child. It's like, oh, mommy would be cheering you on everything like that. You don't know that at all. You don't know what my child would be.

I may not even have my child because I was so unfit at the time. Drug addiction, sex work, everything like that. Yes, I'm a proud pro ho. That is exactly what I do. But you're telling me how my mom, child would feel and what gives you the right I would hope you the right what gives you the right I would love to respond to you I would love to respond to you I think yes your your child had a right to life and I would say that there are I wish there were

more people helping you at the time it sounds like you were at a really rough time in your life and I think that you mattered that baby mattered and you both deserved more help that's what I would say that's what you would say but you're saying my child be cheering me on right hope that you live that you live in that you would hope you would hope so All of this is going off of hope. Speak for my child. It's like, oh, mommy would be.

What is this? I don't know what it was. It's a circle of people surrounding it with a bunch of red flags. When the majority of people raise the flag, they change out the person that's debating the woman on the left. So they bring someone in who has like a very strong opinion on something. And then they bring, I think, like 20 people that have a different opinion. And then they all get to go and have 15 minutes to debate that person.

Well, I don't, number one, I don't like this setup because you're never going to have a good faith argument. That is the problem. It seems like a show that's set up for dunking, and, uh, which I think we have too much of in our discourse. But, uh, but yeah, that was a, that was a wild one. By the way, you can't dunk on this topic because, you know, like, number one, too heavy, bro. It's too heavy and it's too complicated. It's too nuanced. Like, there's so many different things. Like, somebody bought up raping incest earlier. Somebody bought up team pregnancy. Like, it's too many different. She says she was drug addicted and that's what I'm saying. Here's the conversation that I would have with people before we even get to abortion.

How about be more responsible when you're having sex? How about not have sex at all? If you know you can't afford sex, if you know you're not in a position to potentially raise the child. This goes for men and women. Keep your fucking dick in your vagina to yourself. What we need to do is make sure every American

can afford sex. Listen, the sticky girl said it best. Broke motherfuckers don't deserve no pussy. Now, now. I know that's right. I know that's right. Now, let's talk about this for a second. Do I think that, you know, and by the way, if we all were actually living by the Bible,

we wouldn't be having sex before marriage anyway. That's true. You know what I'm saying? So there has to be some type of commitment. Y'all be out here wanting to have recreational sex. The Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan said, you know, y'all be sleeping with people like y'all rolling dice in the back of a moving pickup truck. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you got to think about that. Like, if you know that you're not in a position to potentially have, be able to take care of a baby? No happy baby! Yo, go down with dog from the bat while he's sweating on you. And same thing for you, guys, you don't get to clap no cheeks until you get a job.

Nothing. You know what I'm saying? Nothing. That's all I'm saying? Ladies, it is your responsibility, not ours. No, I think it's both. I think I should be responsible too. Yeah, I mean, we should, but the reality is,

is like sex is a woman's choice, not a man's. That is true. Because if a woman says no, then it's illegal. So it's like, ultimately it is your choice, whether you like it or not, it is your choice to have the sex. Because if you don't say yes, then it is illegal. So if it is your ultimate choice and your ultimate decision, you are the last line of defense on this. That's right. And thank God, because we got no ability to control our sex.

In your situation, y'all always together for a long time, it kind of comes off. Oh. That shit does, huh? The condom don't just come off. Yeah. You made a... We made a choice, but... How if we not improved condoms?

How can we send a rocket to the fucking moon, but we can't make a condom? A condom where you could feel a vagina wall. Listen, we definitely made a choice that they'd condom off, but we also have never had an abortion news. So, you know, I like this comment from M.D. Lee 1031 says, I think that lady made the best choice for her situation at the time. That's the great thing about choice. That's why I'm pro-choice, because I don't know for the circumstances, you know what I mean? Absolutely.

But some of y'all be getting the scoop-s scoop for no reason. Five or six scoops, it's crazy. Three scoops is insanity. Sonny. Come on now. I'm just saying. Like, you haven't learned nothing yet. You're not even trying to be more responsible.

Bro, if you rob a liquor store three times in California, you go to jail for 25 years. That makes a lot of sense. That makes a lot of sense. I'm just saying. I am totally. We're joking. Fox News, we got your back.

I didn't even hear what you say. What you say? You said if you rob a liquor store. There's three strikes you're out. Yes. I think this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, no, no, no.

I'm not saying you should go to jail. I'm just simply saying after three abortions, somebody should have to interview. You should have to keep record of them. Yep. After three, somebody got to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, what if a guy gets three? Maybe they cost more. Yo, the price goes up.

Yeah, yeah. What if the guy gets? Ferrette. How about this? How about this? What if a guy gets 10 women pregnant? Shouldn't we start looking into him a little? Well, what's his money like? Elon can afford it. Elon can afford it and he can't afford it. It all depends on what's his money like.

That's true. If a woman's wealthy enough to have them. Now you're talking crazy. Now if a woman makes a certain amount of money, she's not even allowed to get it. I just want to record. It's like welfare. You're pro choice, right? I have pro choice. I want women to see with everything. They want with their bodies. I'm just, we're just simply telling you as parents the beauty of watching kids. We're also not mature enough to have this conversation.

I don't even know why we would have it. Let's abort it. Let's kill the conversation. Let's kill it. Kill the conversation. What's next, Taylor? What else do we have? What else do we have it?

What else do we have? Um. See, the headline of this is longer than mine. I don't want to see no big dick. I'm not in the movie. It's not as a story. It's funny. But is it about penis size?

Yeah. All right. You know what they say about cocktails. Pour me one and tell me one. So basically, just to paraphrase, this guy, the swinger with his girl. Hold on. How long is this? Make it bigger.

I'll read this. His name is Jarrell Cohen. Brough, I did some dumb shit. Took my baby mama to Atlanta and went to a swingers club and turned up. Brough, me, her, and a fine-ass red bone turned it up. I'm done tapped out. I caught me two good ones. I'm drained.

This big black six-foot-six muscle head N-word came. over and wanted to join them. I had to agree because that's what we talked about beforehand. This was both on our bucket list. Not getting too graphic, but follow me. He had a towel on. I'm not the smallest down there, no ditty. I'm a good seven plus.

This dude pulled out an elephant trunk and laid it on the other girl forehead. I told him you're not putting that in my girl. This episode I was wanted. I took the hardest swallow. God damn! Use commas, motherfucker. It's false.

I took the hardest swallow and said, okay. I had to watch my girl get slaughtered. I even went over there while he was doing it and rubbed their forehead to tell her it would be okay. She was yelling, begging for me. She was in a zone, and I checked out mentally. It's okay when

we do it. But that right there, nah. Fast forward to this morning, I woke up this morning in the mood like any guy would. I went over to her and started to strike it up with her. This motherfucker said, not right now. I'm still sore from this weekend. What the fuck? Who says that? I can't get what I

want because she still saw it from this motherfucker. Real shit, I thought I could take it, but this entire experience turned me completely off. I want to break up with her, but I love her. I just don't think you could ever get back to where it was. Any advice? Yes, you're getting a motherfucking time machine and you goddamn go find that motherfucker's mom

and give her $350 to afford that little big dick baby she's going to bring into this world that is going to fucking slaughter your baby mama in the goddamn future. What the fuck? Whoa, bro. Now, you gotta say no. You got to say no when to say no.

Low key, I think that should be the rule at one of these swinger clubs is like no dick bigger than mine. I agree with that. You know what I mean? Like, because that's really the insecurity that guys are gonna have is you're gonna get more joy.

Like if a dude with a small dick is giving you joy, you start going, oh, I gotta work on my moves. Because if he got a small dick and he's doing all this to you, then I gotta get better at sex. I can't get longer a dick. So you're not gonna fuck some guy

with a 12-inch dick and I'm gonna be there, patting the fucking sweat off your head with a napkin. Yo, this guy said the dude put out an elephant trunk and laid it on the other girl forehead. No, no, if you can lay anything. If you can lay anything. You're not putting that in my girl.

You're not going to do that. And then your girl says, nah, I want it. No, that's crazy. No, that's crazy. That's crazy. She also set your ass up. She let you have that little red bone knowing that there was going to be

an absolute murderer walking into that room. Yo, what if? I'm just saying this to you. What's the brother's name? What's his name? Jarrell. I'm just saying. What if your baby mama had this set up from this?

Oh, 100%. What if your baby mama already knew this 6-6-6-1-100. This motherfucker that sent her a dick-picked through the DMs. She already knew what it was. She was like, yo, we're going to be at this swingers club. Let's go. I just talked to my boyfriend into it. Pull up.

In this motherfucking room, you think that was a coincidence, Jerell, that this motherfucking six-six muscle-head dude with a goddamn elephant trump just walked in and said, Bong? No, that's crazy. Shit. Shit. Also, it doesn't mean the same for them. Like, I feel like you guys don't care as much about the physical.

Like, I think in order for this to constitute as the same, he would need to, like, listen to the Redbone girl talk about her day for like 30 minutes or an hour, undivided. And then his girl would have to sit next to them just talking about you. I'm glad you're saying this, man. This is when women don't understand. You know what I mean? How pissed off would you be if your man, if you're right in front of you, You're just sitting there patting my forehead while I listen to this other girl just talk about her day and I laugh at her little jokes.

This is. You would be fucking furious. Women cannot have sex without an emotional connection. That's not true. This woman right now is thinking about that fucking elephant trunk right now. She's trying to find this man DMs. She wants to get to know him more now. Women can't just fuck.

She said he's sore. She don't want to go back to that. What do you mean if you don't want to go? She is going to want to go back to that when he's hitting the middle. You don't want to go back to that. Oh, come. Come on, stop it. But I bet you it's a good pain.

It's a good pain. I bet you it's one of those pain is loved. I guarantee it. That shit hurts so motherfucking good. We get sore after going to the gym, we go back. Because you know what I mean? Because you know it's good for you. You know one thing that Jarrell never said in this whole diatriap?

He never said, she said, stop. Oh, no, she did. He said he had to go rub her forehead. She was in a trance. You know what I'm saying? She was in a trance. Dorell said he blacked out. No, that's a trance.

She posed a blacked. out. He, imagine watching you a woman getting fucked so hard that you pass out? No, that's crazy. Get hard. Now, that is fucking crazy. Why would you ever do? And don't you break up with that woman, Doreau? Exactly, that's what he gets, though. That's exactly. You get what you ask for,

and you get it because you ask for it. You want to swing, right? You thought that you had the biggest dick in the world. You thought that them shit you see in pornos don't really exist. They do. All right. They do. Come on, man. You in there swinging with your girl and then Taylor. What was that guy I showed you? God. Damn. Nah. I don't even want you bringing that up.

I don't want you to bring that out. I'm calling ice. I feel disgusted. I'm calling ice. Fuck the police. I'm calling ice. Now, you got it. I'm saying this man got a little Mexican in his pants.

Smuggling a Mexican right now. There's a guy in his club smuggling a Mexican, sir. Go get his ass right now. What do you mean he's smuggling a Mexican? That motherfucker had a Mexican in his pants. Go get him. Fuck that. Fuck out of here.

What else we got to tell us? That's disgusting. You would even look up a story. like that. Why was it? Why do you, by the way, you don't have to share everything on Facebook or Instagram. I'm supposed to be. Talk to your girl about that. And don't leave that woman because y'all ass to swing. No, no, no, there's bigger dicks out here. Now you're about to see if she really love you. Yeah. Now you're about to see. I mean, this is nothing. This is YG keeping the same energy.

See our politics during his rolling live performance. YG bought out a guest who introduced his fuck Donald Trump record by impersonating President Donald Trump. Yeah. Not right now, YG. Yeah. Like, let me tell you something. You're off. Not right. Not right now. Why's Gary in his feelings, man?

You saw Trump say that. Trump said, fuck all importance. Oh, I love that energy. Trump said, no, I don't. I love that. That means we post-constitution. No, no, no, no. It can't be post-law.

Of course, but he's also like, yo, I had this chick sign of NDA and y'all grilled me on her. Not the same. Of course it's not the same. We gotta keep it interesting. No, I'm just, all I'm simply saying is, we don't want to live in that world. No, no, in a perfect world,

YG would be able to perform that song and gone about his day. He should be able to do that. But he won't be. No, he should. It's free speech. You should be. Sure, he should be.

But. Cash put tail. Oh, cash. Watch out for cash. YG, watch out for cash. That's all I'm saying. But I respect it, though. Everybody talking shit, just make sure you pay your taxes, man.

Just make sure you obey the law. That's what I keep telling people. You don't have to obey the law. No, you have obey the law. Nah, Trump don't care about the law. Trump's like, don't fuck with me. Also that. That's what that is.

Also that. Fuck what? Fuck who? All right. Okay. All right, can you guys tell me the Gary thing? Gary. Gary was Gary guy.

Gary's just making content, y'all. Everybody takes things so serious. Salute to Gary Ours. Gary O's on his podcast to get some podcast. We love Gary. Gary, I love you, Doug. Don't let her get you in your feelings. Gary is responding to something Lauren LaRosa said on Breakfast Club. Let's hear it, Taylor.

Club. And they had Andrew Shultz on, whose new specials on Netflix. And I love Andrew, but they brought up the Kendrick Lamar thing. And I'm listening to it. And Charlemagne is in Andrew. They're having fun with it. they're going back and forth. And all sudden, the girl that fills in for Jess hilarious

that was there when I was there a few months ago, they said, you know, Kendrick has never really said who he's talking about. Andrew's like, how do we even know Kendrick was talking about me? I go, and Andrew was like, his, Kendrick's fans were really coming at him. And when Kendrick said, you know, run up on your ops, Andrew was like, you know, in his mind, Kendrick gave the OK to run up on Andrew and his family. Andrew's like, all right, if you want to play that game, I'm going to come at you. I'm going to say you short.

I'm going to say I could violate you in prison if it was just us two, things like that. Now, Envy, Charlemagne, and Schultz was like, we don't even know who Kendrick was talking about. He could have been talking about Gary Owen. And literally, the girl goes, ain't nobody checking for Gary Owen. And I was like, I tell you, this girl, and I can't remember her name. She, I don't know what her issue is with me is. But I'd be like, what? How did I catch a strain?

I'm not even there. Ain't anybody checking for Gary Owen. And I'm like, well, I'm just in 12 shows in Baltimore. Somebody check it for me. I'm sold out Nashville this weekend. Somebody check it for me. You can tell she takes her hip hop real serious and the lyrics real serious. I can tell when I was there.

I go, so she's like, you know, Andrew, how can you say that? And, you know, you got almost, you almost was defending Kendrick. But I was like, oh, she takes those lyrics serious. It reminds me it was like when Tariese got mad at me because I said of a, I said a joke. Like, in her mind, I'm not a real celebrity. I'm not a real entertainer. She doesn't take me serious. She doesn't feel.

I bet you in her mind if she was booking the show, she wouldn't have me on. I bet you in her mind. This is true, Gary. No, he's not. He's not big enough to be on our show. I could be wrong. I can't wait to go back. I love she's going in for.

so we can talk about this in person. I hope she sees the podcast and we're definitely going to clip this up. And I can't remember any of the top of my head. I think it's Lauren. Something like that. That's it. Yeah, she was trying to get on my neck

about my divorce. I caught astray with the Kendrick thing again. Like, you got to see it though. Like, bade a check of the dairy on. Do we have that clip? Do we have Lauren? You can insert it. It's quick.

No, I think I go, if we got it on her page, it's quick, go to her page. Listen, I don't, everybody just making it. content. Like, I don't see the problem. You know what I mean? Like, I, I love Gary, though. I love Gary, too. But Gary, this might boil down to Gary not having a Netflix special. What do you mean? No, go get the other one. This is the one on breakfast. Gary's had like five specials, though. He's had Showtime specials, though. That's his thing. Like, he really wants a Netflix

special. I mean, he's got, and he's got a special on YouTube now. He's got, he does YouTube. Yes. had bunch of, like, Showtime specials. Don't let any streamer define you, Gary. You're fucking killing it. You've been the game forever. A lot of people don't realize that, like, longevity is one of the most impressive things in this fucking thing. And you're making money.

He's making real money, bro. That's all it matters. You're making money doing what it is. I'm not about to give Gary no pep talk because that even sounds worse. Gary, I fuck with you. You know I'll fuck with you. I love you, Gary. Every now and then I'll sing Gary a text just like,

What's up? Damn, bro. You're a really good guy, man. Hey, you do that? You check in? Like, like, Gary texted me. What's up, man? This Gary on in New Cell.

What I said? He said, uh, oh, you were a fucking mean guy, though. You were a mean guy. He said, I, see, you say it. I only say people who have a Netflix special in my phone. And then Gary goes, yeah, deleted. They said no again. Gary

I love you Gary It ain't this one It's the other one Well go to Lauren Page I saw it on Lawrence page Go to Lauren's page They posted a clip

You know let me tell you something About that breakfast club man I posted a clip From that breakfast club bro It was the clip of us Talking about The White Boy Fun Yep

Do you know what that clip did On Instagram? What? Six million views That's good that. That's insane for a pod clip. We're a radio show. I'm just sorry, a radio, like a clip from a radio show. The only thing I keep trying to, like, Brett. Bro, that's sitting there on the- Crazy. Shows, when you're sitting on the show, just live talking, you're talking to 8 million

people. And then the podcast does like, no, I'm not surprised. Listen, I'm not surprised at the reach. What I'm saying is, like, it's, it's rare that, like, because we clip things all the time. Sometimes, something might clip. Maybe they hit a million, maybe hit a couple million or something like that. But like still, six million was... Hey, man. God bless, man. If that shit was crazy. The corn one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eating the corn a long way. Go to Lauren LaRosa's Instagram. I didn't. It's the one when she responded back to it.

No, I'm telling us right there. It's like the first... Pull up her page. Hi, Lauren. Click on her page. She's great, by the way. Lauren's fantastic. Lauren's a beast and all... The thing that pisses me off about... Right there, claps back at Lauren and LaRosa's comments on the Brenners Club. The thing that bothers me... It don't bother me. What am I saying bothers? Bollong is not the right word. You know what?

I fuck with Lauren a lot. It's like I fuck with Taylor a lot. Yeah, of course. Like jokes and everything I talk. That's your relationship. When I see people in the comments like Shalamin don't like Lauren, none of y'all was raised off Martin and watching Martin Clown Pam in his show.

They weren't. You all weren't raised off Martin. They don't get it. They don't get it. Pam clowning each other. The fact that y'all think, because I like the joke with Lauren and Lauren joke back on me, you don't think about that with Taylor.

Nila. If I don't joke with you, I don't fuck. with you. Say that again. If I don't joke with you, I don't fuck with you. I had to explain this to Shannon. Like, I was like, the people I made fun of are the people that I'm close to. Yes. Like, that's why I feel comfortable making fun of them.

That's our love language. If I don't like you, you'll never even see me joke about you. And the shit that we don't do on air is probably worse. Oh. We're going to, one day we're going to release that. Oh, my God. Like, we don't take, like, I can joke with you. I don't fuck with you. That's my motto.

So, yes, I fuck with Lauren in a real way. She's dope as shit. She's great at what she does. And she's feeling a void that radio. And I think this generation hasn't seen in a while. Because you know what she, Lauren reminds me of? Remember Ms. Info? I was about to say it.

But I grew up in New York listening to radio. So, yeah. Yes. She reminds, she's like that version of Miss Info. She's that type of personality, that type of talent. 100%. Guess what? You need that.

Absolutely. We're still thinking about. Miss Info reported all these years later. What a great name. Miss Amos, don't get no better. Miss Info? Yeah. That's the most perfect name for an entertainment news reporter ever.

Salute the Miss Info. Let's see what? Let's see. Let's play this. Hey, guys. So, Gary Owen over the weekend posted a video. He was upset about a quick comment that I made up here. You thought a shot at him. He had smoke for you, Lauren.

Smoke or snow. Damn. Wow. That was more to you, not to him, to you, because you're trying to be funny right now. Don't offend me. That's take a listen to what Gary had to say. But they brought up to Kendrick Lamar thing. I listened to it, and all sudden, the girl that fills in for Jess hilarious that was there when I was there a few months ago, they said, you know, Kendrick has never really said who he's talking about. Andrew's like, how do we even know Kendrick was talking about me?

Now, Envy, Charlemagne, and Schultz was like, we don't even know who Kendrick was talking about. he could have been talking about Gary Owen and literally the girl goes ain't anybody checking for Gary Owen and I was like I tell you this girl and I can't remember her name

I don't know what her issue with me is but I'd be like what how did I catch a strain I'm not even there wow you did throw a shot at him first that was a nasty shot Gary Owen didn't

bad you have said why is he on the schedule I've seen that before I heard it and you said when you were that TMZ I never wanted to send camera that is not true I heard that too. Wow.

Because you're gonna make him go live on Instagram and be upset about nothing. I'm just telling you what you should. Let's take a listen to what I actually said about Gary. It's like, okay. How we know he wasn't talking about Gary Owens? That's the other thing. That's a good point.

We don't know. That's a good, oh. He did. Wow. We did. That's he did. Lauren, that was crazy. You got to love you, but that was crazy, Lauren.

You threw the shades. You got to own the shades. That was crazy. You got to own the shades. You got to own the shade. She crossed her arms. You thought she was related to Gary's ex and stuff. Like, for real, like, she threw the shade.

And when you throw the shade, you got to deal with comedy. You got to deal with what comes with him. But I don't necessarily towards Gary, though. It was just saying, like, we all know it wasn't about Gary. Keep pressing play. This next part was funny, too. Get to finish the statement. Exactly.

Because y'all did exactly what you're doing right now, sensationalizing. And it worked because he got in his feelings. And he basically tried to say, I don't even think he's a real celebrity. You do a shot at him. all this stuff. First of all, I have no issue with Gary Owe whatsoever. I actually enjoy his thing. He's been famous my whole life. Like, of course you're a celebrity. Now, I don't know,

Broken Family is on YouTube. Y'all should go watch it. What's Broken Family? Damn. God, damn. I'm not here you go. What is it? Broken Family is his special. It's his special that he was up here promoting, which is. He got upset because he was a lot of rumors swirling the why you hate Gary. Why is that?

Well, sources say you're really good friends with Gary's, X, Is that true? I don't know. I'm just giving you a chance to clear him. Is that true? No, I'm not friends with her. What else you heard? So let's just say Lauren hates anyone who loves interracial relationships because every time you break up with a man, he settles now with a white woman.

I don't know if this is true. I'm like one for two on that. Oh, okay. So that's half true. That has happened in my past. What else you heard? The only other thing I heard is that Lauren hates all Gary's because your father's name is Gary. Oh, no.

Oh, no. My dad's name is Edward. Edward. Edward. Edward Gary. Gary LaRoci I don't have

no issue with Gary Owens whatsoever or Gary's or white comedians y'all could do whatever y'all want to do but I'm going to do my job

I didn't throw a shot at him I didn't throw a shot I asked questions that I think rubbed him the wrong way and he didn't I was actually joking when he was up here

I thought it was funny but obviously he didn't think it was funny that was something like when Andrew Shultz was saying you do a shot at him that wasn't a shot that was me telling truth

at the time we all knew Kendrick Lamar was talking about that I can't say word, but the Giggles podcast that Shultz was sitting down with. Those jokes that Shultz had made, those were everywhere. People were waiting for a response from him and all of that. You said, Gary, jokes don't be everywhere is what you're saying.

Wow. Is that what you're saying? Poor Gary. I'm just asking what you're saying, Lord. I'm trying to help you play the show. You are just. All righty, guys. So, Gary Owen over the weekend, posted a video.

He was upset. Yeah. Lauren don't think Gary's jokes be everywhere. That's what I got from this. Okay. That is crazy. Stop trying to divide us whites. Okay.

Stop trying to. Why don't y'all bring Gary into the broo-the-bronosphere? What they call it? The man that's the bro-legrarchy. The bro-lacart. Into the brologarcy. No, we need to bring Gary into a bro-lagarchy. Because he wants to hang out with y'all.

He don't want to hang out to us ever, bro. We always like, yo, Gary. Gary. Gary. Gary. What can Gary do the picture? It's like, we just need to bring him in, man. Gary want to be at the cookout, man.

Bring Gary in his favorite. You need to come to the... You never had Gary on Flakey. You know what? You know, I did one of the earliest interviews with Gary. Really? Yeah, I did that show. The show that I had about the...

What's it called? About the... Inside jokes, it was called. I would do this joke. You got to bring him back. But it would end up being a one-on-one pod that I essentially did with him. And it was great.

He told all these amazing. He's a great storyteller. But that has nothing to do with plagiar. No, Gary needs to do. to be on flagrant. Gary, you coming on Flagrant. Gary. Gary, I need you on Flagrant. Gary, I think you put your time in already, man. You did you be... He gets to go

to... Is he... Is he good at the cookout or no? I don't know. Is he not? Is he invited or not invited? I'm at the cookouts. I don't know. I have my own cookouts. Right? And I bring home. Me. Damn. Damn. Damn. Just damn. Go to another topic, bro. Taylor, what else you got? Shout out to God.

Look, Gary is actually one of my favorite people to fuck with. Because I don't know who's worse him or Donnell. Donnell is so funny to me. If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle. So the bladder is exactly like that. When it's working well, we don't think about it. But when it's not working properly, you're getting up at night. Or in the cases of many men, you may have some leakage.

If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, There are really good solutions these days. Penn makes the guard and the shield. The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion, if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard. Twizzlers keep the fun going. Yeah, I know. I just stopped whatever you were listening to

to tell you that Twizzlers keep the fun going. Well, irony isn't my forte, but twisty, chewy, yummy Twisler sure is. So think of Twizzlers as a little pallet cleanser for whatever's queued up, which, by the way, should be coming very soon. Like any second now. Okay, Twizzlers, time to keep the fun going.

Um, oh, this is crick. Now, this is crick. This right here. I'm not even watching this. What? I'm not even watching this. But times is hard, bro. Is this the clip you're talking about?

Is that the rat shit? Oh, I do have that one, too. Nah, no, no, no, no. That's a good. Just, Donald Trump stares down a reporter after you, yo, this shit was scary. I ain't going to front. Right. Because I ain't never seen Donald look like that.

It was like he was giving her to look like Steel Team stinks where you're at. Eddie? Look at this. Mr. President. Obviously, you're concerned about the situation. He's just the funniest. What are the hopes now to get the hundred people? He's the funniest.

No, she's getting deported. She's getting to get to sit back to wherever her great grandma from. Yeah. Austin. Did they ever say who the person's name was? Because here's the thing, the reporter. and the mic person, not the same individual, right? No.

Nah. But I've never seen that happen to a president, so I'm shocked that that had to be on purpose, right? That had to be on purpose. Like, have you ever seen that happen to a president? Get in the face with a fucking boom mic? I've never seen that happen on a set. I've never seen that all the time

where we're hanging out at MTV and doing all those shows. Have you ever seen a boom mic, Mike smacked somebody in the face? You got one job as a boom operator. Don't hit the guy in the face. I don't want to say it was on purpose because I just can't prove that. But yeah, that was wild.

His look, though, I'm telling you. I'm actually shocked the Secret Service didn't intervene in some way. We don't know if they did. You don't, nah, in that moment. Also, like, low-key, if this is another country, they could have put some poison on that fucking mic. On the tip of the mic. It could have killed him on the tip of the mic.

My cousin did some shit like that in middle school, man. What do you do? You put shit on his finger? Well, that's not like that at all. He told the teacher he goes, you got something on your face. The teacher was like, what are you talking about? Like, you got something on your face.

Oh, no. The teacher was like, what do you mean? I got something on my face? He was like, you got something on your face. It's right there. Right on the shit. No way. God.

It should put your cousin in jail. You can't wipe shit on a human being's face. We were kids. I didn't do it. I just witnessed it. I would have told, though, if he would have fucking, if we would have got in trouble and we went to the office, I would have told it on him. That's me doing my due diligence.

That is your due diligence. Yeah, you're a good person, bro. But also, that don't mean that he meant to do it. He's a kid. He's seventh grade. You scratch your motherfucking ass. This is a little. Put your fingers on somebody's face.

A professional mic operator. Yeah. He didn't like that shit. As nobody would. No, that he, I'm telling you, there was a look, bro. I'm telling you there was a look like, y'all just going to let this happen to me. Secret Service got a stern talking to after this. Because number one, why should...

Why not that cut? After he's been almost assassinated, I don't think people should even be that close to him. No, bro. No. But they're search reporters and shit? Nah, bro. I can't. I can't.

What else people's going to do? do Taylor. What was the other thing you was about to pull up? Bush had the shoes thrown at him. That was crazy. Yeah.

That was crazy. That's different, though. This is crazy. I don't even know if I want to see this. This is crazy. How do you not try to fix the homelessness problem,

the poverty problem in America? When you're watching somebody eat a dead rat. No, that's crazy. You got to... You eat a dead rat in New York City. No, that's got to be set up. This is set up.

This is set up. Why you think that's a setup? That's not real. Why? That's not real. You can't see the person's face. You can't make out who they are. Like, this, this is just, this is unsettling.

Why are you going to see the face? Like, oh! Don't, don't show that shit. Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move. Bro, that's sushi, bro. That's when you walk, that's when you walk into a restaurant. not going to say what type of restaurant but that's when you walk into a restaurant

and you're just going to back, open the freezer and just grab something and walk out. Son, are you trying to say something about someone who's not in the room right now? Oh, my God. Why is he not here? That Chinese restaurant, Indrigated in Toronto.

What was it? Ratatouille. What was he called? New Hong Kong. What was he called? That was crazy. Yo, how do you watch that video and not try to do something, bro? People are so hungry that they eating racks out here.

Oh, you're unbelievable. Why not? New Hong King. New Hong King. No duck sauce, no nothing. Just raw rat. What's up? I need to see.

Oh, shit. I thought that was the what you're going to do now drop. Just came up. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. What else we got, Taylor? What else we got, Taylor? Your chain is fake.

Yeah, this is. Ronnie coming back at some guy that was... That ratchet was crazy. I don't even. I'm upset. I saw that. But that's what... But you should be upset about poverty and homelessness.

I'm also upset about that. I'm upset about both. Ronnie sent his chain. Oh, Ronnie going through it. That was the guy. That's me. What do you... Ronnie, don't fall for this shit, Bronny.

No, Brony did what exactly what he's supposed to do. You troll me, I'll troll you back. No, don't even give them the clout. He's giving them the clout. I mean, why not? Because then we talk about it here. If he just ignores him, nobody even hears it happened. Yeah, but if you're Brani right now, this does nothing but good for you.

Because people are like, yo, Brani, I fuck with him. No, because he's not on the court right now, right? So his game isn't making people be like, yo, I fuck with Brony. So they're going to, they fuck with him when they see stuff. stuff like this. Because they want to know, you know what they want to know about Brani right now, especially after LeBron pressing Stephen A, can he be his own man? Can he stand up for himself? Yeah, but what this does is just creates more buzz around him, not playing. Like, I wouldn't give anybody this satisfaction. This is exactly what that guy wanted. That guy wants to talk shit,

be acknowledged, and then posting on Instagram. We don't even know who that guy is. Exactly, though. That's what I'm saying. All we're saying is that guy, that guy. But we're giving Bronny props because Brody was like, yo, your chain fake. And that's a good comeback. If it's fake. I'm sure it was. Even if it wasn't, it is now. Even if it wasn't, it is now

because Bronny said it. And the fact he had to do this video with the duck lips showing it off lets me know it's probably not real. You know what I'm saying? I like the fact that Bronny stood up for himself. Because I'm telling you, that's the only I have no problem with what happened with Stephen A. and LeBron. I feel like, you know,

Stephen A got a job to do. You know, whenever you step out and say, as a father, stop what you're doing. Now you're questioning my parenting. So I understand Brani's stepping to Stephen A. But the only person who... That's a really good distinction on the Stephen A thing. Yeah. Because he's implying that, or the implication is that LeBron isn't being a good father

by allowing this to happen. He's being the greatest father. He's being the greatest father. But, yeah, I actually... Wow, I haven't heard that said in a way where I would defend LeBron. But that is the shot. If you were just talking shit about the son's play. That's it.

That's one thing. But saying LeBron is a father, you're implying that I'm a responsible party for the criticism of my son. And I'm, yeah, that's a, that is a fair. What is Stephen A said about that? I don't know. But when people say things like LeBron put Brony in that position to be criticized. So? Yeah, so what?

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome to the world. In the NBA, 55th pick. You're making a few million dollars a year to play ball? No, this is crazy. I don't give a fuck. Like so? And how am I a bad father for doing this? Now, once again, for Tink Brody's game, all you want. All you want. That's a good. But don't say as a father.

Because now you're questioning my parenting skills. Has Stephen A response to that part of it? Is he taking accountability for that? I think he did. I thought he was doubling down saying that. I mean, he has been doubling down, but I think he did say, he understands where LeBron was coming from as a father. I'm pretty sure he did. Listen, Stephen A's a fair person.

You can say whatever the fuck you want about Stephen A, love him, hate him. He's always objective and he's always fair. And he's down to have the conversation. And he's down to have a conversation. I don't even know, I'm not even joking when I say this. I don't even know who Stephen A is biased towards. I'm thinking about, in sports, like you know everybody has their biases. Skip has his thing.

Skip got his advice. I don't know, yeah, that's a good point. I've never heard Stephen A.B. B biased towards anybody. Maybe he doesn't have the bias. He's always been fair. The Martin Lawrence, Nino-Brown, turtleneck is crazy.

Yeah. This is the last lady. He looks like the rock. This is, uh, he, last week. What show was this on? Gilbert Arena.

Gills Arena. Yeah, yeah, salute to Gil. Gills are. And said, Ron, pissed off. My fucking mad as hell. He won't see you man to man. I said, what would I have done?

Rich Paul said, you had hung up the phone. You flew to L.A. I said, thank you. you. So my point is, rather than come up to me a court side, all you had to do was say, yo, I need you to stay. Don't leave this game. I need you to see you after the game. So all he had to say to me, then as we speak, he says that. Let's take an example. He said what you just said. I stand down. My bad. And not only that, I'm going to make sure

I go on the air. I ain't looking at it that way. That's on me. You didn't do that shit. You said you fucking with my son. Oh, was it? I was talking about you. I was talking about you. Wasn't your, wasn't about your son. I know he's number 55.

I know he got work to do. I believe that he got potential. I believe that he got the potential to go pro. I truly believe that. It's going to be tough. But I think he could pull it off. And by the way, a rule for him. I ain't ruling against nobody.

But I'm talking about your ass. You. You. You did this. You the one that had us as reporters, as a league, as an NBA franchise. All of us got to sit back and be quiet and capitulate to your shit. Come on now. You did that.

And so when I see people talking and I'm like, oh, my God, is somebody. I mean, I know I got a show and I know I got my podcast. But I'm like, goddamn, y'all, I'm fair. I don't get fuck who it is. It's you, as you, it don't matter who it is. Damn, and I'm just meeting you. If somebody unfair to you, I'm going to be like, that's not fair. That's not fair.

But when it comes to me, everybody gets crickets. That's a motherfucker Stephen A on his own. Respectfully, excuse my lane, that's fucked up. I'm on my own. Number one, we know I'm right. Number two, we know the perspective that I'm coming from is real and it's so authentic. Number three, he set this up. Number four, all you had to do was tell me.

I fuck Stephen A, but I don't know what he's arguing right now. Me neither. Listen, can't you tell me you keep talking about... I don't understand what he's arguing right now. Like, if he's saying that I wasn't talking about Bronny, I was talking about you, yes, I believe that because he said stop it as a father. So that is the reason why Braun pressed you. Yeah, but he's saying that Braun pressed him off of other shit.

He said, Bronn pressed him on like, don't talk about my son. And he's like, he took accountability initially. Maybe in the heat of the moment, LeBron didn't say exactly what he wanted to say and so it just comes off like, you'll keep, stop talking about my son, start talking about my son. But the reality is,

you're questioning me as a father. Don't do that. You know what I mean? That makes more sense to me than anything. Stephen A. Smith did this after what he did on ESPN where he was like apologizing and all that? That's kind of wild, Stephen A. You know what I'm saying?

You should have just left it at the apology. Yeah. He left it at the apology. He was he. Luke to Stephen A, though, he got that $100 million. Do you ever talk about that? No, we got to talk about that. What do you think about that?

He deserves it. He deserves every penny of it. It's him and McAfee. The whole network is him and McAfee. Both of them deserve all the money. Stephen A is probably the... Is he the greatest sports pundit of all time? Yeah.

I mean, who else? I can't think, though. I mean, not really. I can't think anybody who does it like him. I'm talking about this new era of sports pundit that gives their opinion, debates. Who else? can't think of nobody. I'm really trying to sit here and think. I mean, there's announcers

that come to mind, like the Howard CoSells of the world. But you're not thinking about like that. Stuart Scott, but I'm talking about for what Stephen A's does. He's the first of his kind. I can't think of nobody that's better. What names, what names pop up over there? Bill Walton, but they're not really. Madden? Yeah. Madden called games. That's different. Yeah, a lot of these are game callers, I'm saying, on this list. Stephen A deserved every bit of that fucking $100 million. I mean, Stephen A is a bona fide celebrity outside of ESPN. He's just a celebrity.

And that happens. I mean, people are asking him if he's going to run for president. You don't get there unless you're at the top of your field. So. And has to negotiate him. We talked about that here on Burundity is before. I'm telling you, when you saw Pat McAfee was cooking and Shannon was cooking, even though Club Shaysay isn't necessarily sports.

But when he's so, he's cooking so much. and then leave FS1, and then it comes the first take. There's a lot of conversation around Shannon Sharp, a lot of conversation around McCaffey. Stephen A. was able to find his lane by saying, you know what, I'm going to be over here talking politics. Okay. And it took him to a whole other level of notoriety and status.

So if you think that didn't help with his contract negotiations, you bugging. Also, starting his own pod, and that being successful? Come on. That was it, starting his own part to talk about things other than sports. You don't have a real offer until you got two offers.

You don't have a real offer until you got two offers unless you just got an offer from one that's just like trying to take everything off the table. Man, could you imagine if women had determined

who they wanted to be with just by dick size? Fuck knowing you. Fuck you making them laugh. Fuck you be a smart fuck all of that You walk in the room Another man walks in the room And you like that guy

In that swing his club in Atlanta You pull out your seven and a half You're like, man And here comes old elephant Now what? What? Can you imagine Going in your girl's phone

You got a guy stayed under E.D. Oh no And you're like, who the fuck is E.D? Elephant Trump. Elephant Trump. What's motherfuckers are alien.

He's just a extraterrestrial. She put his dick on her forehead, telling her the phone. Yeah, the forehead is crazy. God, damn. My soul, I mean, it has to be... Not a black woman. I just don't think a black woman. Wait, what?

No, woman wants a big dick like that. I'm trying to tell you. Whatever you need to say to make us feel better things. I'm off. Now you spend. Face some bills. I'm, I'm thank you. Thank you for that, Taylor.

you are, I appreciate the fact that you care enough about us that you would even say a lie like that. Yeah. Church announcement, Sholsey. Just life, man. Let's keep watching life, bro. Let's keep running it up. It's crazy that we're in there. Top 10 is still two weeks in, man.

But let's run it three. Let's run it four. Keep spreading the word. Keep telling the people, you know, your friends, your family. Keep telling everybody. That's the only reason it's still around there, man. And thank you so much. Everybody's been DM in me and just tell me about their, you know, stories.

that were similar, and even just telling me they really enjoyed it and thought it was different. Parenting.com. Yo, shout out to... It's parenting.com. I read a great review about the life on parenting.com. Whoever that, I'm going to look her up because she was... What I liked about her, she was very fair because she's not necessarily a fan of your comedy. Her name...

Let me see what it says. Oh, Melissa Willits. Yes. It said, I've been through IVF, but I didn't expect to relate to Andrew Schultz for I tuned into Andrew Schultz's life expecting to be put off by his irreverent take on IVF, especially since I've been through it myself. But she actually enjoyed the special. She actually enjoyed the special.

She said Andrew Shultz's take on IVF isn't for everyone. Tuning into life, I admit I was ready to hate on Shultz. Let's talk about that when we come back. Especially after hearing some people weren't fans of how he tackled such a sensitive topic. Solch's humor often crosses the line with shocking and offensive jokes about race and disabilities that are hard to overlook. For instance, he makes a crude remark of his daughter looking Puerto R-R-Berf and even

refers to some of the embryos as the R-word. These jokes are undeniably offensive and difficult to hear, especially when they hit close to home. But as I watched the stand-up, I immediately recognized that humor was Schultz's way of dealing with the disappointment of having to turn the IV to have a baby and the suffering he endured, watching his wife go through it.

Indeed, if you endure IVF, I believe you have the right to say whatever you want about it. This is just what Schultz does in great detail. He takes viewers on the kids. a journey with him from start to finish. As he and Emma try to have a child, they first attempt to get pregnant naturally, then give intra- what is this?

Intrauterine. Insimation, a shot, and finally resort to IVF. The young lady, her name is Melissa. She says she goes on to cry. You know what I'm saying? Watching the special, this is an honest review.

That was, that was so, the fact that she even acknowledged getting like emotional at the end and, like, again, I'm grateful of every positive review. I'm grateful of everything, people even just watching it. It was really cool that she acknowledged her bias. I don't want to give somebody more credit because they're going,

oh, I was going to hate on it and then I end up liking it. But I do, what I like about is this admission. Like I went in there thinking I wasn't going to like it. We can talk about that. But like for her to just appreciate the art. And that is the cool, you know, that's a cool thing about art in general. It's like you can go watch something you don't think that you would expect to like and it can move you.

And it was cool that she was honest. There's a lot of writers that, that are, they think that they're not like, bias. Well, no, they think they're not slaves to their audience. Oh, yeah. Keep in mind, a lot of these writers think they're like above being slaves to the audience. No, no, no.

They write for magazines that have a, they are, that the magazines are just as biased as Fox News or CNN. They think they're above it because they're journalists, blah, blah, no, no. You know who you're serving and you're feeding your people, the content that you know they like, and you can't even move away from it. they can't even have their own opinion. Their opinion is the audience's opinion. How cool is this chick? Yeah.

That risks, she risks potentially upsetting some people because she felt a real way about it. I thought that was really brave and cool. And obviously, it's complimentary, so I like it, but I thought it was brave. And I was, yeah, I was very grateful. Thank you very much. I think you have a lot of people

who are so afraid of the backlash they made it that they won't give it up to somebody. They soft. Even if, even if you, you know, see social media doesn't like a person, If you're just watching a piece of their art and their art is good, give it up. That's it. Like, that's it.

Like, you should be able to separate the art from the artist. I think so when you do. At no point in time, and I don't want to belabor the Kendrick thing. Have I ever said that he's not prolific, right? No. You're giving it up for him. Every single time. And it's just like, I think that's something we're pretty good on this, Bob, about.

It's like, we can say if you're nice, you're nice. We might disagree with you, but if you're nice, you're nice. It's not approaching with hate. I don't like that expectation where you, already in your mind feel like you know who a person is and you say, I expected to hate it. Why? But that's, even if somebody's whacked six times in a row, I'm going to still listen to seven times and see if it's changed.

Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? But I think that's unique. Most people feel a certain way and they're just looking to validate their feelings. That's why the news is the way it is. They got the left and the right. And if you feel right, you tune it to the right shit. I'll just say some things ain't for you.

Like, I have no reason to criticize Playboy Cardi's album. Right. None. Yeah. That shit ain't for me. Yeah. Nothing makes me feel older. Yeah.

Then listen to the Playboy Cardi. Yeah. But if there's a mass amount of people that like something, I'm like, oh, that's for them. Yeah. They like it. They get it. It ain't for me. Yeah.

I don't have no reason to kind of like, I think Playboy Cardi's whack this and that, blah, blah, blah. I don't have no reason to do that. It's just not for me. Yeah. I, you know, I might get it five years from that. Maybe I never will get it. But I have no reason to approach it. Even when I listen to this new album, I'm like, all right, I haven't gotten to Playboy

Cardi in the past maybe this time will be the time Did it hit you? Nope. I don't think I've ever listened to Playboy Cardi before. Maybe I haven't. You have one shifting. I have with him. Do I shift these McRill in Playboy Cardi? That's his generation.

Like, I'm aware of who he is as a culture figure, but I know more about him not dropping music than dropping it. I need one of the youngest to school me. Kai said now he got to school me to playboy. Yeah. Kai put us on me. Yeah, Kai got to tell me what is the appeal to Playboy Cardi. Even act, somebody got to tell me.

I need to know. I just want to know what is it about Playboy Cardi that people like someone. He's built up great mystery. Like, I will give him that. Like, in a time where everybody knows the intimate details about celebrities, I feel like no one really knows about Cardi. There he is. Ring the Gong.

There he is. Chris Monroe, the podposit. Hashima-seh. What do they say when you walk into a Japanese restaurant, you know, in the whole restaurant? Hashima-sa. Also, too, I want to tell everybody, Saturday, Saturday, April 26th,

the third annual Black Effect Podcast Festival is happening in Atlanta, Georgia, at Pullman Yards. Go get your tickets. It's going to sell out again this year. Everybody, I've been telling folks, man, we didn't plan it this way,

but this seems like it's going to be really one for the ladies. You know what I mean? You got the Trap Nerds podcast. They're there for all the games, but you got good moms, bad choices there. Naked with Carrie Champion is going to be there. The R&B Money Podcast

with Tanking J. Valentine. and Sarah Jake's Roberts with the Woman of All podcast and we're adding, I think, one more podcast to the lineup, but Sarah Jake's Roberts will be there with the Woman of All Podcast.

I'll be announcing some guests that'll be on the different podcast soon. So go get your tickets, blackeffect.com slash podcast festival. You know how we do. It's a real festival. We got the food trucks and we got the Black Effect

marketplace with all the merchandise and some of your favorite businesses in Atlanta. It's just an amazing event and I'm happy to be doing it again for a third year. Nissan will be there with the pitch your podcast.

So for all the people that be trying to pitch podcast, the Black Effect. Nissan has to pitch your podcast panel there. You can go there and do that. Are you able to get some good local restaurants and businesses? That's what the Black Effect Marketplace is. It's a whole food court.

If anybody that's been to the first two, you already know you're walking around the event space and you see all of the different food trucks and everything. It's all Atlanta. It's super Atlanta. Atlanta's been very good to us the last couple of years. So we're back this year at Home and Yards. It's hosted by Decisions, Decisions. Mandy and Weezy, they'll be hosting the whole thing.

So Saturday, April 26, go get your tickets, Black Effect. Shout out to Mandy and Weezy, man. Slash podcast festival, absolutely. Weezy, I just want to say... Happy birthday today, too. Today, we're recording this on Weezy's birthday. I don't know what day this pod is coming out.

Happy birthday, Weezy. And also, too, please, we're not late on YouTube. YouTube just be fucking with the very niggins for some reason. What you mean? We get... They get hit with copyright. Oh, really? From, like, playing clips and stuff?

Clips and then it'll be demonetize. Are content? Really? Yes. I got a theory about this. We've been working on it. Are we politicized? Yeah.

You know it's so funny. I don't know if I said this last week, but like, everybody I talked to in journalism and politics, and it could be like the most square motherfucker, conservative dude. Everybody listens to brilliant names. Yeah. Literally everybody, and they say this,

and I'm not just saying this to gas. They go, yeah, I think you guys are the most important podcast right now. I go, why? Because we've always kind of felt this a little bit. He goes, and it's, uh, it's because you guys have good faith discussions about topics that people are just dunking on each other on the internet usually. Like you guys are actually friends, so you talk out these things from different perspectives, but the goal is not to humiliate one another.

You guys will do that different in different parts of the pod. And, um, talking about dick size. Yeah, but that's, yeah, that is a thing that we like to talk about. We do like them. What, no, I don't like dicks. But if they're the right size, you do. No. I admire big dicks?

I think you do. I don't have this conversation. Listen, I'm not mature enough to have this conversation. But the point I'm trying to make is, it is cool that people even in that political space see the value of, you know, the discussions we're having here. Even though we're not trying to have these discussions. We're not. These are just regular, just good, fame conversations. That's how normal people talk about shit.

What you see on the internet, what you see in a lot of these political shows is not a normal. You're hanging out at the bar having a discussion. It's been going on since 2016. Bro, I feel like it's been going on even before that. It's like, where on TV right now, genuine question, can you see people have a good faith discussion about politics? You tell me. Bill Maher.

Yo, outside of Bill, Bill might be the only one do it. And he gets scrutinized so much for this exact thing that we should be doing. I watch Bill Maher every week. I was watching Bill Maher this week. Shout out, Bill. Josh Shapiro was on there. Shout out, Bill. I thought.

I thought Josh Apparel did a fantastic job, by the way. I like Josh Apparel a lot. Josh Shapiro had one line when they was asking him about the Chuck Schumer stuff. And he goes, look, I don't get caught up in all of that D.C. stuff. I don't play in that world. I'm in Pennsylvania with real people. I'm going to tell you why I love that line. If you're a Democrat, I'm going to tell you the worst thing that you could do right now.

Speak for that goddamn party. Okay. That party's brand is in such disarray. They have no ideology. The people that are actually governing like the Josh Shapiro's, the Gretchen Witness, the West Moors, y'all stay in your states and keep governing and doing the work. Distance yourself from all of that shit that's going on in D.C.,

distance yourself from the party and speak for you. That's what I love what Josh Apparel was doing on Friday. He ain't speak for the party. He was like, let me tell you what I did. For my people. Yes. And then what will happen is we'll see you doing that for your people, and then we'll start going, I wouldn't mind if he did.

that for me. Listen, I think, first of all, if I, Josh, I'd like Josh Shapiro a lot. I think he would be a great candidate for 2008, but this is my only problem. My only problem with the Democratic Party is that even the people that are good, the brand of being a Democrat is so bad. Yeah, you got to rebrand that. Fuck they shit up. You got to rebrand that.

Or just distant, like, listen, I represent me. Yeah. I just happen to be a Democrat. I'm not happy with everything that the party's doing right now. I don't think we have a method, but let me tell you about what I did in Pennsylvania. And tell us why you've been a Democrat and what it is that the Democrats have done historically that really resonated with you. And if your answer is helping disenfranchised people and giving them an opportunity to succeed in America and giving them that American dream, then that is going to resonate with people on the Republican side too.

I think what you're saying right now is, yes, chef's kiss. That was Josh's line, though. Well, I heard that. That shit was music to my ears. I said, Governor Shapiro. Keep cooking. Repeat that shit over and over. I don't do that D.C. shit.

I'm in with the real folks in Pennsylvania. And that will resonate with them. That shit will resonate. And also, Governor Shapiro actually does the work. I tell people all the time, just looking at his policies, looking at some of the things that he's done in Pennsylvania.

You know, there's some things that I can point to right now that I won't. There's no need to. But there's some great things that he's done in regard to probation reform. This goes back when he was an attorney general. criminal justice reformed. There's a lot of great things

that he's done in Pennsylvania like Governor Josh Shapiro a lot and I thought that he was fantastic on Bill Maher. And he was fantastic on the overtime with Bill Maher too. And you know, Bill kept trying to get him, press him to say you're running in 2028. Why?

Yeah. Like, let him cook. Let people get to know him on a national level. Yeah, like right now Newsom is so badly trying to be president. You could see it. And there are things that he's doing that are good.

We have to compliment him when he does good things. But when you feel like somebody just wants to be president, it's harder to relate to them. When you feel like someone really just wants to help and represent their people, it is very easy to relate. Governor Shapiro is a person that you can see generally just wants to help. And it's authentic.

He talks about the work that he's actually done. Gavin Newsom is one of the most inauthentic politicians I've ever witnessed in my life. Now, I hope he's good at politics. I respect, no. Yeah, yeah. Media. I respected his media strategy.

I've already given Gavin Newsom's property to that. I thought the podcast he was doing with Marshawn Lynch and the dude, the agent Doug, was great. I thought he was ahead of the curve on that. But this new shit he's doing, it's just, it's not real. You know, two things that I think that Josh should do. He needs to go a million dollars for the game immediately. Immediately. And he should go on Matt and Shane's podcast.

Shane Gillis. and Matt McCusker. So Shane Gilson. Are he out of Pennsylvania? Well, yeah, that's where they're both from. Wow. Yeah. So Shane started, I can stand up in Philly, but he's from more like rural PA.

Shane is actually from somewhere. All you think he was being a laugh. He was birthed? He was birthed. He's a real human being. Wow. I had no idea. Represents Pennsylvania.

So I agree with you 100%. But think about going on both of those pods, speaking of both of them and like really reminding those people from that state, they already know, but like, you're here for that state and you want to speak to all the people in that state. Walo got a story to tell about Governor Josh Shapiro. Maybe he's already told it, and I don't know, but that's his story to tell.

But I'm telling you, Governor Josh Apparel is the real deal. I just don't, I don't know if the work is enough. Meaning that I don't know if just the work can get you elected anymore. But this is the thing, like you have to go, you have to go to places where people don't expect

you to be in order for us to understand who you are. Absolutely. Like that's something I learned even from doing this, this, like, press run for the special, like, going on all these different podcasts where people don't usually listen to me, the amount of, like, messages I get from someone's like, yo, I listen to the whole, you know, Shannon episode, like, oh, shit, it, like, it made me kind of understand where you're coming from. I used to read a headline and think one thing, but now I get where you're coming from. It's, like, important to see that. You got to go to other people's homes. Absolutely. You can't play a home game and expect to win over people. That's why we like people to judge.

He goes everywhere. He goes everywhere. He's very versed. He's very versed. He's very fluid with who he talks to. I feel like you're making a... I am not. I am not. He's very fluid in who he goes to talk to. You know what I'm saying? He goes to talk to the top of the tops,

and he goes to the bottom to the bottom. But the thing is, that's crazy, is you see him on Fox, you see him on MSNBC, you see him on CNN. I saw him on Anderson Cooper once. Really? Yeah. Where are you going with that?

Wait, why is that so funny? No, no, no, I think I saw that one, too. Yeah, man. It was fired, man. Crazy. Yeah, it was good. Pulled out the E. Seaman and just like it.

Let's play this. Let's play this. That's your home state, too, Chris. You should be all in on Shapiro. I'm a fan. What are you talking about? Do you think the Jewishness? stops anything?

Yes, a lot. I don't. Well, I hope you're right. I know. I don't. He's pretty Jewish. Because that's the only thing, even when he was VP, that's what everybody was saying. Like, oh, you know, she can't elect him.

He's going to be, you know, he's Jewish. I got a feeling that that's overinflated. I feel they do, too, because where are all the pro-Palestine people right now? Not even the Palestine. Like, I feel like there's so much talk. Like, if you go on X, you think all America cares about is Jews and, like, who, what do Jews control and everything and Zionists and all this shit. Like that's the only combo you see on X, right?

You get off of X. It's not much convoy, really. Nobody's really talking about it. It's almost to the point where I'm like, are foreign governments inflating these conferences? Well, let me get it all out because you're more privy to a lot of this shit. Are foreign governments inflating these conversations on certain social media apps to cause more disruption in America and make it seem like we're all real fighting.

Yes. But in reality, I don't think many people are even thinking about Jews. Like, I don't even think it's part of their average conversation. I think the average person isn't even... Let me see if Chris is honest. Who are the countries, Chris? China and Russia. Okay, just make a show you kidding me trying out.

It's true, though. Yeah. Maybe 60, Russia, 40, China. But still, like... China's smart enough to let Russia do all the heavy lifting. Yeah. They just add a little... Bro. There was an episode where Rogan had this guy on,

this guy, Darrell Cooper. He was this historian, and he has different takes on things, and I understand there's criticism for his takes, and you should be able to criticize every single person that puts something out on the internet for consumption. I'm totally fine with that. You can look at it and say, it's not factually accurate.

Of course, all these things. But the way that Twitter reacted to this, you would think that it was like a Rogan episode where he has Elon on or Kanye on or Trump on... Why? Hundreds of millions of views because of the amount of discussion. And then I went and saw the episode, and it's like a low-performing...

episode for Rogan for like what Rogan can generate so I saw that and I'm like hold on are we being tricked or manipulated is somebody else inflating the level of this content and it's a very important thing to

it's a very important thing to key into we know this for a fact yeah this ain't shit that we are discussing like this shit is we know this for a fact yes but the average person might not sorry Chris Russia has figured out something you know which I think you know, is smart, but unfortunate for us, which is it's a lot easier to invade a country

and a lot more cost effective to invade a country via social media than it is with tanks, or drones or soldiers on the ground. Yep. You know, they've already invaded. You could sway public sentiment because a lot of, unfortunately, there's a lot of creators out there that aren't creating authentically. They're creating algorithmically. Like, whatever the algorithm seems to serve, they just start creating that shit.

So a lot of these people that like some of you guys are like following and like consuming their content. They don't even believe that shit. They just made a video and it got views. So they're like, oh, this is my identity now. They're plastic bags in the wind. But now to know that those views aren't even real and it's just China or Russia inflating to make it seem bigger than it actually is, go, go, go. But what happened, I feel is what happens is they reach a certain inflection point. And then what happens is the people take it over.

It creates its own momentum. And it is real. So, so, so, so. Here we said, Israel. So they always slide it in. The, this is what happens a lot of times with music, right? It's like, you can make a song go number one. And then sometimes the people see it at number one.

And then they like the song. And now the song takes off on its own. Yeah. But it is something that we should be aware of and the American people should at least be aware of. When you see that much conversation about something on one social media platform and then you don't really see it anywhere else, it's something to key into, in my personal. And that's why I said, it's called Astro-Turfing, I think is the name for it. Probably Astro-Gliding, because they're fucking fucking you in the ass.

But here's the thing. This is what I would say, right? I was talking about, um, I should have never taught you about homosexuality. I regret it. The pro-Palestinian crowd, right? Yeah. I feel like it was more conversations around that during the election. They were disrupting Kamala's campaign.

Now all of a sudden... They were saying things like, you can't... There's no way you could pick Josh Apparo as your running mate because he's Jewish, Zionists. Like there was now, but... Think about this. Think about this. Go, go, go, go, go. Trump is talking about literally ethnic cleansing.

What, what? What? What? Where? Where? What are we talking about? In Gaza. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

He's talking about Maragasa, like building... Building hotels on the beach. Where is that crowd now to be at Trump? So check it out, right? this is actually like, this is really interesting. Who does that serve the most? That fracturing of the Democratic Party over that issue serves who the most? Faroev?

The Republican Party. Sure. Right? Because, well, if the Democrats are fractured on an issue, they can't all get behind this one dude or check, i.e. Kamala, right? Some of them go, I'm not going to even vote. Some of them might even go, you know what, I'm going to go to Trump because it looks like he's going to make a ceasefire. So who does, who is this an advantage for it? Now, could it come from the conservatives or could it come from other?

other countries that feel like they might have a better shot of getting what they want if there is Trump in office. These are the type of things that, like, we don't know exactly what it is, but you can at least look at the marketplace and know that you're potentially being manipulated. This is good shit Americans should know. Is that a fair assessment? I try not to be biased. I believe it 99%. It happened. A hundred. A hundred percent. Still's happening, I think. And, you know, the irony is this is the playbook that we've run on other countries over the years. I'm not saying that we're not guilty of it, too. Yeah, we've gone into Guatemala, we've gone into Iran, we've gone to do a million places,

and pitted different factions against each other. I'm not saying that we know somebody whose parents work in siops. I don't know if this makes a good podcasting, guys. God damn it. Yes. For the listeners, you know, and I don't think, too, Judge. Yes, we're whispering. We don't want to put it out there.

But their parents work in siops. Really? Yes. And so it's like, first of all, we already knew this, but when you know somebody who, who works in Syops, they'll tell you, we've been doing this to other countries for years. For years. Decades. Yeah.

Now other countries are doing it to us. So just be aware of what you're consuming. The far left should have been the most activated and organized against Trump. And they were completely missing. And I believe it's because, you know, I don't feel right saying that Gaza is a distraction because Gaza is a very real thing and very real things are happening.

Absolutely. But it was a distraction. You can't make me believe that a bunch of people in Dearborn, Michigan, thought that Donald Trump would be better on Gaza. Right. Than any Democrat. By the way, everybody's going to always support. Well, there's not a, there's nobody. He didn't get a ceasefire.

You can't say that he isn't more. Yeah, but at what price is there going to be a ceasefire? I don't know, but a ceasefire did happen. We have to at least acknowledge that. I guess. Yeah. I mean, you got to give it up to where it is. If you want to do a ceasefire, yeah, but then if you're saying, we're going to take these two million people from Gaza and move them other places, they don't want that either.

Oh, of course not. but they weren't pitching that during the election or during the, what's it called, during the lead of the campaign. What's going to happen after the ceasefire is going to be the real tell? Absolutely. Absolutely. But it just, this is more of a discussion of how are you manipulated and how can we tell we're being manipulated? Like, we even found out that, and this is fact, there was a Russian company that was paying prominent YouTubers. Absolutely.

Drop the list. Well, they did. They did. It was, who was it? We talked about this. Tim Poole was one of them. Now, he remains that he did not know that that was the influence. They funnel it through different.

I believe that. And I believe that too. But it, think about it like this. You have to look at this and you have to go, okay, you might not know, but why are they targeting your opinion? Does it be a platform? They're not giving us money because they know we're not saying the shit that's sympathetic. Right? Like, they're targeting people that they believe to be sympathetic to their cause.

and they were rewarding them making videos about that, specifically to influence people in our country. They had another study. Was Tucker on the list? If Tucker should be the list. Hold on, hold on. Was he? I don't know.

I don't remember. But there was another study that talked about how they'll send these bad faith. They'll send these bad faith actors to shows. Like they, they, they, they were talking about these bad faith actors. They sent to shows that target the show's audience. Reference Club was on that. You know what I mean? But they, it's just like, I don't think that these people are necessarily bad-fay-backers.

Who did they send? That's what I'm saying. I don't think the people are bad-paid factors. They just believe what they believe. Mm-hmm. Like, Vivek Ramoswamy or Larry Elder or Laura Trump, they believe what they believe. They're called useful idiots. I mean, they're just called conservatives.

Well, sure, sure. I guess what I'm saying is they're useful to their cause. I don't believe Vivek is an idiot. I don't believe Larry is an idiot. Of course, not there's a brilliant people. But if a foreign government feels like they're more sympathetic to their cause, then they're going to try to do anything they can't say inflate their opinions. And that's okay, too, if you believe in those opinions.

You want them inflated. You just got to be careful who they're being inflated by. Yeah. That's why, you know, it's funny when, you know, and I know you didn't say that they're idiots, but when people do use those terms and they go, oh, he's a useful idiot. It's meant, idiots won. So who's really the idiot? I think they should call them useful geniuses. That's what I'm saying.

Because they're effective. Who's really the idiot? If they're able to message and communicate what it is they believe in more, if they're able to make the American people believe what they believe in more or even believe like they're the better option, who's really the idiot? Yep, he are. Maybe, I don't know. I think we're just uninformed.

And I think that like what happened to a lot of us is this. It's like we became disillusioned by like traditional media. So we went to podcasts that started telling us the truth. and we figured, well, there's no way the podcast could be influenced because these are just people that are researching stuff on their own and they are just dissemining that information to the people. They're honest, they're truthful. Well, you know what happens?

Once podcasters start making real money, they're susceptible to getting paid for shit. The same forces that manipulated mainstream media now are manipulating whatever this is. I agree with that too. I got another perspective. My perspective is people who love crews, right? that they love when your crew is solid. If your crew looks splinter in any way shape or form,

I don't want to be a part of that. One thing you can say about Republican, always look solid because they always are on the same page with shit. Regardless of what they say about each other, in the media, whatever, when it comes to that vote, they're all going to vote down the line. Democrats don't do that. We just saw it last week, right? We just saw it last week.

Well, whether it's, you know, 10 Democrats voting to Central Al Green or Chuck Schumer and who else. Fetterman, it was like eight other Democrats, I think Jillebrand, they all decided, hey, you know what, we're going to vote with Republicans on this bill that they told us was terrible. But if you, if you're, sorry, go, go, go.

Don't tell me something is terrible. Don't tell me something is bad. Don't tell me it's the worst thing for the American people but then vote for it. How about negotiate, Chuck? I completely agree with you there, which is misleading to the people, right? You tell us one thing, and then you go, it's the same...

Within days. Yeah, literally. The same criticism you had for the politicians that were calling Trump, Hitler, and you're chumming it up with him. I get that, too. But what I do think is very important is that we actually are not so politically rigid. Like, I admire somebody who is critical of their own party and will vote with the opposition if they think it's in the best interest for the country.

And I think Republicans should do that more. and I think Democrats should do that more. It'd be great if it wasn't so polarizing. I think those eight Democrats like the bill. And if you like the bill, tell us. And then maybe I'll like it too. That's right.

If you feel confident in the bill and you feel like it's in the best interest of Americans, tell me why. That's right. Don't tell me that the bill is terrible. So that you pass it by me. But I got to vote for it. No.

No, you don't. You can negotiate. Use your motherfucking leverage. You voted for that bill, Chuck Schumer and Jillabrand and Federman because you like the bill. Yeah. Don't tell me otherwise.

And you know who's... If you tell me otherwise, I'm looking at you crazy. You lost our trust. You had our trust, but then you lied to us. Come, man. You have to explain to us why you're doing the things you're doing. And if you say you're doing one thing

and then you flip when the vote comes, why would I believe anything else you say? You got a homeboy. Talk to me. And you have a suspicion that he's gay. You don't know this for sure. Yeah. But then you walk in one day and you see him sucking a penis.

Yeah. You see it. Yeah. When he's looking at you saying, I'm not gay. Yeah. I'll be like, well, do you have to get a spending bill passed? I'll be like, this guy's a patriot. He'll do anything for this country.

Greatest show on, God damn. You have a motherfucking thing. It is. You really need this. This is the greatest mother- It is. You're going to rewind that, and then you're going to catch it.

Okay? Let's pay some bills and do some asking idiots, mate. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor, gang. Let's see what we got here. Eric Bebel, do agent, says, where's Alex media did brilliant idiots and DEI policies get rid of the gays? Yo, Trump fixed the country.

We no longer have to have a resident homosexual. Yeah. And so we let Alex go take a nice little break. Where is Alex, actually? I don't know where Alex is. I think he wanted to go get a DDL. Well, yeah. That's what I think.

Yeah, what is that? The dick enlargement. You heard about that? But what does DDL stand for? Is it? Zazillion. What? Chazillion.

I'm trying to think of an African country that starts with. No, Django Dicklift. Djaddy? Django Dickliff is rape. I think he's going to come in here with that jango dicklift. Yeah, we need to see you in shorts, Al. Oh, he can't wait. When he comes here with just some great sweatpants,

you're going to know what time it is. We're going to make you show the print. Yeah, but that's what he is. He really is out the country getting some type of surgery. That's why he got shaved. That's why he did the Brazilian wax. Saw that. He did the Brazilian wife.

He knew he had to go have that fucking surgery. Alex, get more dick. Alex, we're on to you, bro. We all got already told you all the heck the dick is hiding. I mean inside of us I don't mean like You know what I'm talking about The dick is no

I told you all It's at the back All guys just do a little test You might need to do it anyway The test was you know Some type of cancer Testicular cancer But just check right there at the back

You'll see how much extra dick you got Hey Keller Wando 36 Said if there was one unexpected part About fatherhood You learned about yourself What is it?

Oh this is an easy call Go The one unexpected part About fatherhood You learned about yourself is that ready or not, here it comes. Once you become a father, you become a father. You're in the game.

There's no manual for it. There's no rule book. There's no guidelines. I remember the first, my oldest daughter, my mom just said to me, just love her. That's it. That's all you can do. Everything else will fall into place

because everybody's got different ways that they parent. You know, there's really nothing to do except for love that child. And, you know, just try to, all of the things that you know cause do you trauma as a child, don't do that to your children. And if you do find yourself doing certain things,

apologize for it. Simple as that. I promise you, man, I'm sorry you'll go a long way with your kid, yo, and in explaining to your child why you reacted the way that you do. That's beautiful. You know, and because these kids got the language. That's true.

in and out part two bro what do you mean in and out you didn't see an out part two oh no no inside out inside out part two there you go inside out part two is giving these kids the language okay like me I'm like my daughter was going to therapy when she was 13

not because something was wrong but just because I'm like why not it's a great advantage to have come on man I was able to do therapy as a kid too just because and I think it's really I think it's really beneficial to them so yeah man just love

what's one unexpected part about fatherhood you learned I think that's like, I think that's the best advice. And I'm so early into it, but I think that there's so many books about, like, how to parent and, like, what's the perfect way to parent? And I've found, like, really invested parents, parents who truly love their kids. They might do things that are, like, off book. And they might go against, like, what the parental curriculum is. But I think kids, they just, they have this innate feeling and confidence. And I felt it from my parents.

when they're really loved, and they have a lot of respect for you because of that. I don't think loving your kids ever gets in the way of their development. So I'm hoping that that goes a long way. Alexa Grin says, I'm a dude. How the fuck do I sell the idea of getting a full wax to my girlfriend? Tell your girlfriend to watch Life Special and watch how Andrew, when he talks about his wife giving him head, picks his teeth. I'm serious.

Watch the life special. And when he talks about his wife, put him head, he picks his teeth out. Like, yo, you got it. You got it.

Wait for her to pick her teeth once. Wait for her to, when she's giving you head, and then she just picks a pub out of her teeth or anything like that once. And then you jump on that opportunity. Yo, you go,

yo, you don't have to go through that. Yeah, I got this. Yes. Just say, I'm doing it for you. Even though you're doing it for yourself.

Say you're doing it for her. I saw you picking your teeth. I can't let my queen go through that. I'm just going to, I can only tell you words that have been used in my life since I got my Brazilian wax. Game changer. Game changer. That's the, that's the word, that's the word my wife says. Game change.

Game change. That's fine. So if you want to bring a game changer to your house, go get the Brazilian wax. Ain't no hair on pornoes. We always look at the women and be like, yo, the woman got the ball, poom-pum, ain't no hair on the guys either. they get it wax for a reason. It makes it look bigger. And I'm telling you, man, if I was Al Bundy,

I wish I could just walk around with my hand in my pants all day. Like my balls feel like, you remember boys in the hood, those two meditation balls? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That Trade's dad had and he was just doing them like that. What's them two metal balls called, Chris?

You know the metal balls? People would be using in their hand like a stress reliever? Yeah, I actually do know what you... What did they call, you know? I can't remember. That's how your ball. Like when you take a piss, you're like, God, damn. Feels amazing, yeah.

I love exfoliating the balls down, man. You gotta do that to keep the bumps off. You don't exfoliate? Taylor? Why you, she's a mom, bro. No, I'm just saying, like, I'm just, where ball? Shock, like, that shit hurts, so you doing that is crazy. Didn't hurt the second time. No, don't say that.

No, don't say that. I was in too much of a rush to go back. I enjoyed the experience so much. So I went back after four weeks. That's it hurt. I went back after four weeks. She told me, you don't need to come back for another you don't have to come back for five and you were like

you just hold it again like you did before me let's do one more one more one more one more okay no then go to it I like the one like that which one damn it the colonoscopy one was better because I have had a colonoscopy I know but they heard they didn't hear they got to go back to the episode okay all right let's see uh what was it Samboy 530 underscore says, if you had a son, would you want him to have a smaller or bigger dick than you? Come on, man.

He's a call. Bigger. Bigger. You have children to be better than you in every way. Hell yeah. Really? I got the 1978 model. I want him to have one of them fucking

2026 juggernauts that you showed us, Taylor, that shit. That's them shit was not made till after 2005. I'm telling that shit Taylor showed us. No, that's new. That YN. Yeah, that's new. That YN had some shit. That's GMO.

That's what I'm saying. Like, I want him to have the big joint. Like the new escalate. 100%. You know what I mean? I'm surprised. No, there's no. When you, they say that when your dad dies, you will realize you lost the one man that always wanted you to be better than him.

That's right. And that is a fact. We want everything for our kids to be better than us. They're dicks bigger, better at sex. I want my, I want, I'm probably never going to have a son. But if I had a son, I would want him to, you know, do everything. Everything I learned late, I want him to learn early. I want him to be in therapy.

I want him to just be a better person than I was early, early, early, early on. I want him to be smarter. I want him to make more money. I want to feed have a bigger dick. Of course. That's a bad person competing with their kids. That's a bad person. What kind of a hater of you?

Did you want something to have a smaller dick than you? That's a bad person. Go out there have bigger dicks, man. I want to walk in the house, catch him with something. But as soon as I walk in the house, You hear it. I hear it. You hear it.

So before I hear you. Don't see? Like, I want my wife to bar, Jen, because I'm going to let them finish. No, no, no. You grab her before and just wait outside the door and listen. Like, don't do that. Imagine somebody would have to do that thing.

Exactly. Exactly. Let her finish. God. Let her finish. God. Let her finish. God.

We love y'all, man. All right. That's it. We love y'all. Yeah, we love y'all, man. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. think we're intelligent, you think we're absolutely right.

But if you listen to... I'm just... No, because I'm just thinking about, imagine if you did walk into your house, how would you handle that if your fucking son was piping something down? Because the way you handle it with your son would be totally different than your daughter. You'd be like, all right. Because you walk in and you hear that coming from your daughter's room, you're like... No, that's crazy.

She better be a lesbian. That better not be her, goddamn. All right? Seriously, man. up. Yeah, facts. We got girls, man. We got girls.

God. It's going to happen. Yo, I, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.

But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots you don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiot's podcast. Thanks for you listening.