The Brilliant Idiots - Back To One (Feat, DJ Hed)

Episode Date: October 10, 2019

This week DJ Hed drops by with Charlamange The God and Andrew Schulz and they discus the new Joker movie, Charlamange talks his experience at the Tyler Perry studios and meeting Bill Clinton, Andrew drinking out of a shortchanged in Australia, and much more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. The Brilliant Idiots podcast. Yep, Charlemagne the guy. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots. And today's show is brought to you by BetterHelp, man. Whatever struggles you are facing from depression and anxiety to trauma and grief, better help can connect you with a professional counselor in a safe and private online environment.

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No, October 10th has been World Mental Health Day for a while. It's actually an official day. It's not like National Vanilla Bean Cheesecake Day. Slash Puerto Rican Flag Day slash whatever. It's not one of those. Every day on Breakfast Club, I look at a list of national holidays. It's the weirdest shit in the world. I'm like, who makes up these days even better?

Who celebrates this shit? Yeah. And I hardly celebrate the big ones. I'm definitely not giving a fuck about national cheese. Cheese kick day. Now listen, National Steak and Blowjob Day. I never got a steak or a blowjob on National

Steak and Blow Job Day. You need to introduce your woman to that holiday. So that's like the Valentine's Day for men. I would say so. I would say so. Your girl doesn't already do that? She doesn't already give you a stake in a blowjob. It's a difference when she has to.

You know what I'm saying? It's different when she has to because the day calls for it. Like I can't just say fuck your birthday. Fuck Valentine's Day. I can't just say fuck Christmas. I have to do something. People say it's the thought that counts. That's bullshit.

No, it's the have to. It's the have to. It's the half to. It's the count. The expectation. I'm looking forward to this shit. What's up? Yeah, you're not taking out the trash.

You got your feet up. I'm hungry and my balls are full. I didn't do shit to earn this other than the day calls for it. My stomach is empty and my balls are full. What's up? Okay. All right. Yo, we got a special guest here.

It's our guy. That's right, man. We got DJ Head in the motherfucking building. West Coast. West Coast. DJ Head from Real 92, 3, L.A. He's on the new show, Rhythm and Flow. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Fucking on the regular. Hold on. I can tell by his smile and the way his skin glowing. Did we finish the ad? Oh, yeah, we did. I don't know if we did. But listen.

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So why not get started? Simply go to BetterHelp.com slash idiots and fill out a questionnaire to get matched with a counselor, your love. Oh, yeah, I definitely said that. You did? Yeah, I remember saying that about the counselor.

Oh, my bad. We got church announcements. Everybody got church in the councilors? We got. We do got church announcements. I was wanted to hear about him getting pussy, but we could do church announcements. We get back to that.

All right, fine. The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. October 26, Palm Beach, Florida. Okay, Madador Tour coming. Then the first, I mean in Chico, California. second, third, Sacramento, 14th, Norwalk, Connecticut, 16th, Boston, 22nd, New York, more dates added. Theandrus shows.com, get those tickets before they are gone.

Several of those shows already sold out, so get on it, get on it, get on it. Yeah, it's so crazy. I don't know where the fuck I'm going to be at. I don't want to be at A3C Festival tomorrow. A3C. Yeah, A3C in Atlanta. Me and T.I. are on a panel there. I'll be out there tomorrow.

I don't even know what time and whatnot, but I'll be there. What else I'm on? Oh, I set up a YouTube page. Hey! Yeah, you know, for whatever reason, people don't think it's really mine. What is it? It's the God. C-T-H-A-G-O-D.

I can understand why they don't think it's mine, though, because there's so many pages out there that, like, they're either the radio guy or they're Charlamagne the God or whatever. Mine is YouTube.com backslash see the God. And you can tell it's mine because it's really just, like a lot of the one-on-one interviews that I've been doing. This week I put up an interview I did with Chance the Rapper and TI Yes, the Netflix Netflix.

And, you know, Netflix named it State of the Flow. I see y'all in my comments talking about, oh, you biting Joe Button with State of the Culture. And I'm like, no, Netflix named the State of the Flow, but let's be clear. Me and Duvall had a web series back in the day called Hood State of the Union. Okay? And let's also be clear.

Tax Stone had a show before he went to jail called The Pull Up. Right. But please, stay out my comments with that Joe Button shit. Like, what you fuck out of here? Like, motherfuckers stay, even when I do a one-on-one interview, they're like, oh, you biting your butt? No, I'm biting Diane Sawyer. Barbara Walters and Oprah, okay?

And Dan Rather, not Dan Rather, what's dude named? I used to be on 60 Minutes. Dan Lauer? Not Dan Lauer. Definitely not Matt Lauer. Nah, I were catching that meat. Three, four, five, sixes. That motherfucker won't quit.

He's a gun. He's an M-16. He's a M-16 out this motherfucker. But, yeah, but it is a YouTube page. It's up. I just put up a interview yesterday with the The Girlfriends Jill Marie Jones,

Tracy Ellis Ross, Golden Brooks, and Persia White. You know, that was some bucket-less shit for me because I'm a big, huge girlfriends fanatic. So I got a few more.

I got a lot more in the can, actually. I got about five more I'm going to put out this year. Sick, man. Yeah, and that's, it's a scary feeling. Why?

It's a scary feeling because we built up the Breakfast Club page and the Breakfast Club page got like 4 million subscribers. You know, it does like 50 million

a month for some silly shit like that. Right. And, you know, when you say to yourself, you know what, I'm going to start doing my own content and putting it out there. You want to be Beyonce. I want to be Beyonce?

No, I want to be Charlamagne. No, I'm just fucking with you. Meaning, like, you don't want to be part of the group. I want to be Charlamagne. Huh? I'm Charlamine. I don't know what to tell you. I'm me.

I'm Leonard. We know you're Charlotte. I'm my own individual. But you like doing something out of, outside of Breakfast Club as well. Of course. There it is. I mean, that's why I came up before that doing that, though.

Now, I heard you and Angela Yee have an interview thing coming out, where the two of you guys just interview each other. No way. No way, Jose. But not, go subscribe to it. YouTube.com backslash see the God, C-T-H-A-G-O-D. Got some cool shit coming on there. I love it, man.

What do you get credit for? Taylor's answer you need to get credit. What do you need to get credit for? Taylor, tell me. Oh yeah Taylor edited the girlfriend's interview for Nobody care about that anyway I put a breakfast club

So look So look Can I tell you how crazy Taylor is Taylor literally had like a stroke Mid-conversation with us today No So she goes She goes

I didn't know where she goes You want to hear an interesting fact And I was like Yeah sure She goes The top three STDs in New York Gonorrhea No no no

She just stopped She just stopped the sentence. No, no, it wasn't a tease. She stopped and went back to her work. And me Alex and Dwayne sitting here like, You're on the edge of your seat. Yo, like, do I got one? Like, what's up?

And then we had to explain to her that that wasn't a fact. She thought that that was enough to be a fact. She just said, what the fuck they are. She's like, oh, you want to know what they are? Okay, Clemenia de Gonorrhea. They all curable. What'd I say? Yeah, it's all curable.

It's gonorrhea, chlamydia. I forgot the third one was syphilis. All curable shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got the flu. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sick flu. I will say, if you're burning in 2019, something wrong with you, bro.

Grow up. Been going to D.R. Grow up. Getting burned at 2019? It's a grown-ass human. Yeah. Why you said it like that? That's childish, bro.

Think about it. All the time. Listen, all the time. It's a grown-man shit. You don't remember all the time you heard about getting burned? When you heard that at high school, like you got burned. Yeah. Yeah.

Child this shit, man. But now adults. Adults shouldn't get STDs. Especially not gonorrhea. Imagine being 40 years old after the urine are pissing and burning. That's gonorrhea, the one to piss it. Yes, man. Puss coming out your dick, you at work.

Like, who? Whoa. You mad at everybody? I think in college, too. Like, college it was a thing. Yes. I remember I had a scare. Like, I had an ingrown hair, but I just started.

started having sex at 18. Oh, you thought it was a herpes? I thought, bro, I thought my lot thought was going to die. Yeah. I asked the lady in the student help because I'm like, I was like, yo, am I going to die? And then she just looked at me and she was laughing. I was like, no, like, for real.

Like, I need to know. I got shit to do. She was like, no, this is an ingone hair. But I was like, what is that? I had never had before. I'd be feeling that shit too. When you get them ingrown hairs, you don't know what that shit is, bro.

I got scared. Like, what the fuck we're living and dormant in me? That's ingrown. I've seen that shit on girls, bro. ingrown hair. I think it looked crazy. Because I'm not giving up this pussy. I convince myself. That shit looks like full warp.

And I'm like, nah, that's it ain't grown hair. It looked crazier on white people, though. What? The ingrown hairs? Yeah. It's like, it's like red and like, look infected. Yes, but y'all get way more because your hair is so much curlier. That's a fact. I don't know how to grow straight out.

It's like razor bumps on your dick. Exactly. That's all that is, you need bevel. I told my wife the other day I wanted the motherfucker I wanted to get rid of all my pubic hair, yo. I want to laser together? You want to go together and laser? I'm with it.

Can we do that? Dead ass? I don't want that shit, bro. Dude. I don't want it on my balls. And the older you get, you get that shit, that shit is just like here.

Yeah, dude. That shit looks dumb. I know. I got to fade my shit. And then I got one gray on the left side. Like, a strong gray too. You got a gray pure pig?

I got a strong gray, bro. Dude. A strong one. Like, you know how somebody walking in a room in their bed and you can see that one little gray? Like Damian Lemon would have that strong on his chin. I got a strong gray hair on my dick,

bro. I'm like, man, I am old. You heard that David Tell joke? No, we did. He found a great pubic air today. Don't worry, it wasn't mine. Hilarious.

Have you seen Dionne Cole saying no special? No, but it could? I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Cole is great. I haven't seen him in a minute. But they say it's on that Chappelle, Bill Burr level of not giving him fuck. Yeah, yeah, he's unique.

He's got great delivery. He got a great voice, too. No, no, Dion's funny, man. I never heard you say anything bad. about a comic. Ah, yeah, you don't do that. No, not on, not on like this. Oh, got you got.

I've never heard him say anything like, oh, no, he's terrible. Never on this. Because that's G-code. It's like, you know, that's our thing. We talk about our shit. We handle it with us. If a comic steals, that's different

because you broke the rules. Oh, okay. So if he tells on you, you allowed to snitch on him. Or if he, yeah, exact. Well, I guess, no, I don't know how to snitch and shit works. But, like, if you could,

for example, like, if Carlos Muccia is still, stealing jokes, right? He was out there stealing jokes. So the community was like, yo, you're out, you're out, you're out, it's done. You're stealing jokes. Exactly. Damn, I ain't heard that name it forever. That's why. Got him out of it. Wow. Yeah. Y'all worth in the mob. We don't play around. No, y'all worth the Trump. You know who we're worse then, but you don't. Oh!

That's Stephen A. Smith. Hey, man. Hold on. Hold on, Molly. Before we close, I would remind you that throughout this world, one of the things that exist is the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. I don't see folks outside of the Jewish community talking about that too often. Why? Because guess what? When you open your mouth, you have to be careful. Okay, let's take a commercial break. Sometimes, obviously, are moral compass Trump's business interests as we saw it can cost you your job. Look at the Colin Kaepernick. Let's get a commercial break in. Salute to the Jewish people. All right. Salute to the Jewish unit. You know what I'm saying?

I'm not even saying. I'm not even showing it. Listen, I have no problem with the way they move. And the reason I have no problem with the way they move is because they have struck of fear in people and people know not to fucking play with them. I think they look out for their own. I don't know what it is,

but I just know people know not to fucking play with them. Stephen A. Smith, and now that I hear it again, I understand what Stephen A. Smith was trying to say. He was like, you don't hear nobody outside of the Jewish community talking X, Y, and Z. Because people know to watch their fucking mouth when talking about the Jewish community. Six-nine snitch on everyone.

but the Jews, bro. You didn't see them ask him? They asked him. They're like, yo, what's up with these apartment buildings that they got mad people living in? They're charging crazy rent. I don't know nothing.

Nothing, bro. That's what he said. I don't know. Listen, it's because they have proven throughout time. They don't bullshit. When you fuck with them and say something that they don't like,

or you insult them in some way, shape, or form. There's nothing wrong with that. By the way, cancel culture, cancel culture ain't nothing but what they've been doing. That's what everybody's trying to adopt. Everybody's trying to be able to shut shit down

the way they shut shit down. Yeah, but cancel culture is a little different because there's people have no power trying to shut down people. That's my point. They want power. They don't have the power that the Jewish conglomerate got.

Yeah, but the Jewish conglomerate has power. Yes. Right? So they actually can do it to protect their interests. Like some fucking nerd in a basement that's like tweeting at somebody gets off on the fact that

a corporation, a billion-dollar corporation bends to his whim. By the way, her whim. That's where they get their rocks off. You're right. And a corporation, first of all, they don't even have to lift a finger.

And they don't reason they have to lift a finger. As soon as you open your mouth to say something slick, that corporation will get rid of you before the smoke even comes. By the time the smoke comes, they're like, oh, we got rid of him already. Don't even worry about it. And no smoke.

What's me? There's no smoke. Wasn't even a fire. It's gone. Got rid of him on. Yeah, yeah, you're right. You see, Stephen Nate Smith couldn't even finish his sentence. Molly cut that shit off.

Oh, Molly. She knows she knows how to describe people. She took a niche. She bought him Collin Caputnik. Kyle Caputnik. That's literally what she did. She literally, she knew exactly how to deflect. John Carlos, she had a fist up in there.

No, no, no, Kyle Cappanin. Like what? Got nothing to do with. What are we talking about? Colicabin. OJ. Simpson on Twitter when we're back. Let's go to commercial. You're like, what?

What is that? It's a commercial. All right, you said you started a joker. Oh, Bob. Let's put a button on that. Salute to the Jews community. You are respected. Masel Tov, Le Chayim.

Hey, man. I don't know what Andrew just said. You are respected. All right? Mm-hmm. Now, we saw the Joker, right? Mm-hmm. So, best movie,

it would have been a perfect film except for one scene. Really? But, like, Keith Ledger, rest in peace, doesn't even come close to Joaquin Phoenix. Damn.

Doesn't even come close. And you got to consider something. That's an Oscar winner you talking about. Oh, they won't give the Oscar to him because that whole shit is corrupt anyway, like all these, you know, award shows. But the, but his performance was unreal

and you have to consider this. Heath Ledger was in the Dark Night for 30 minutes. His side character. Keith Ledger is in every scene of the Joker, except by thing one. Yeah, yeah, sorry, Joaquin Phoenix. He was only about it for 30 minutes? Screen time.

Screen time, 30 minutes. Nah, I had to be more than that. How many scenes do you remember him in? Cop car. The hospital scene, blowing the shit up to The dinner at the top of the building. And the meeting with the mob. Meeting with a mob.

And the scene where the bank in the beginning. And he barely in that. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like you don't even know if it's him, actually. He's like walking, but he's covered. Wow. No, no, don't get me wrong.

Amazing performance on his behalf. But he didn't have to carry every scene of the film. I heard, I heard Joaquin, whatever. He's not black, bro. He's not black, bro. He's not how to make him black. Jay Kwan. It's Wakim.

I heard Jay Korn is in every scene, every scene getting tipsy. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. He was dancing like one of these model bitches. Yeah. Like one oak. He had his hands in the air, dude.

I'm gonna go see it soon as I get some time, yeah. Oh, dude. I don't mind you spoiling the DC movie. So it was a scene you said... It was a scene you said... I'm not spoiling nothing. But you said it was one scene that would have everybody shooting people. No.

Okay, there's one scene where they basically like deliver the message of the film. and the message of the film is when you take already mentally ill people and you isolate them, you don't give them any help, you ignore them, and then you, on top of that, bully them, their only recourse is this. It was almost justifying it. Now, they explain that deliberately in the scene. Like, the Joker almost breaks character to say it. And I'm like, why'd you have to break?

Why'd you have to do the Hollywood thing where you give the messaging? And then when I walked out after a couple days, like, thinking about it, I was like, Holy shit. If they didn't do that, people would just be in the streets shooting people up. Because the messaging of the film outside of that will be,

well, if somebody bills you, just fucking kill him and then everybody will be, you'll be everybody's hero. But do you think that that was intentionally placed in the film for that reason? They shot the scene

apparently multiple times in multiple different ways. Wow. And it's so different. Like, the scene is this beautiful arc where he goes from, like, he goes from a person with like no control,

no agency, no nothing whatsoever. He's just so vulnerable and like pathetic. and then he's slowly via killing people who kind of like have bullied him have like he totally turns into the Joker. And then in that one scene

in the late night talk show and I'm not really ruining anything for the movie in the late night talk show. You shot Robert De Niro on the hit? I can't tell you what happened. You never know what happened. You'd have to see the movie to know. But in that scene,

that's when he should come to fully form Joker, right? So he's like in the beginning, mumbling and insecure. By that scene, he should be charming, charismatic, take over the room, own the fucking spotlight Joker, and he walks on to the talk show like that. He has all the confidence. You're like, oh, fuck, he finally,

this is the Joker we now know. And then all of a sudden, like, reverts back to it to deliver this matches, which sucks. But there's one other part. I think what a lot of people are missing about this movie is that, like, I don't think the Joker that is Joaquin Phoenix is the Joker that we know. Because the age discrepancy between Batman

and the Joker would be too much. Oh no, Joker's older on purpose He is older He is much older Yeah, and I don't know if he's much older But in the comic books The Joker's definitely older than Bruce Wayne Because in the comic books

Joker kills Bruce Wayne's parents Right Yeah, yeah, yeah When Bruce Wayne was a kid Right So Bruce Wayne is four I mean there's a wild thing I don't want to give away

That is so cool in the movie About like the origin story Between Joker and Bruce Wayne There's some connectivity there He's that I didn't know I never read that in the comic book about him being a day. No, they added this.

It could be or it could not be. The reason I'm throwing shit against the walls because I heard they added shit that don't necessarily coincide with. It doesn't, but it makes it even better. And it makes the relationship even better. And dude, the thing about the movie that's so cool is that it's like, it's art in the way

that whatever your issue is, you see reflected in the movie. So if you're like an anti-gun person, you're like, see, this is the reason why we need gun laws. If you're like an anti, you know, homegrown terrorism or whatever that shit is. You're like, see, this is the reason why, you know, white people are the biggest terrorists and you need to watch them out. And if you're a mental health person, you look and you're like,

see, this is why we need to look at mental health. I would think that, I mean, it sounds like it's an anti-bullying movie because you would watch this movie and be like, man, I need to stop fucking with these people. Don't fuck with people. But you don't know who's crazy. You don't know who's crazy. You walk out of that movie theater, like, I'm going to be nice people today, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll be nice people today. But as you should, though, like, that's the whole thing about kindness, right? kindness is treat everybody kindly because you never know what people are going through you never know people are dealing with. But what's the barrier to that though? What do you mean? Like we talk shit when we make fun of the homies.

I talk shit to all my homies. Like, is there a barrier? Like, do you have to like... But you know if they're mentally ill or not. Like, you're not going to talk shit to that crazy, dude. Talk shit to people who are mentally... But you don't know! That's what I...

That's my point though. Mentally ill, we don't need a reason. What if I don't know? What if Shultz is mentally unstable and we don't know? You know what I'm saying? But he's a homie and we just, we just kill each other on, you know what I'm saying in the text. Yeah.

Like, how are you supposed to know? You don't. And it could happen. That's my point, though. Like, how the fuck do you regulate that? I told our cameraman today, cameraman ever vote is named Stephen. I call him Stephen the white demon. You know, he goes through a lot of shit.

Like, yeah, bad relationships with women, whatever, whatever. And he comes in there spazzing a lot. And so he was standing right behind me to the camera. And I'm like, yo, bro, I don't like you standing behind me. I don't trust you. You might be a domestic terrorist. He goes, Charlaman, you know me. And I go, and that's exactly why.

I don't fucking trust you because I know you. I watch you every day. Go stand over there. I can't keep my eyes on you when you're behind me like that. You know what I'm saying? Had a white cameraman swing on me before. Shout out to Greg. Shout out to Shultzzy.

What were you saying? What are you saying? But the Joker was good though. Son, the Joker was unbelievable. I gotta go see it. Is it part of a bigger universe you've seen today? No, I haven't seen it, but I'll dive into the little breakdowns and shit. supposedly they're making stand-alone films

because they aren't that successful at making the universe film. They suck. They suck. They suck. You know what though? The Nolan brothers, the trilogy for Batman.

Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan? That shit was fire. Like, I have to give them to them. I didn't fuck with Batman Begins and I fuck with the Dark Night and Dark Night Rises. I like those iterations. That trilogy was dope. That trilogy was dope.

Unbelievable. Everything else is trash. But that's because it's about Christopher Nolan, Jonathan Nolan, anything they touch is fucking gold. Whereas everybody else who's fuck with DC, you're not exactly sure. This guy who made this movie, what's the guy's name? Todd Phillips.

This guy is a fucking artist, man. So this one is worth it. Dude, it's so good, man. And I'm sitting there watching this movie and I'm like, why are we so drawn to the Joker? There's all these characters, there's all these villains, there's all these heroes.

He's top five villain of all time in any genre of comic. Would he be top five comic book character of all time? Hmm. How can a villain... I think so, because I would put Batman top five

comic book characters of all time and you really... There's no other villain without... Without Joker. There's no other villain in Batman that even... Comes close.

Penguin? Freeze? Fuck out of here. Riddler, none of them. I'm thinking, why the fuck are we so compelled with Joker? That's interesting. Like, we keep on making this character over and over again, Joker, right? We keep on coming back to it. And then I start to realize,

we relate way more to the Joker than we do Batman. I'm not a billionaire. I'm not a martial artist. I don't have crazy technology and a butler and all suspendable income. And humor. Who the fuck want to be around a rich motherfucker that don't laugh? Don't laugh. Not even once.

He's thinking I don't want to laugh. Joker want to laugh. You want to have a drink. You're getting some pussy. You know what I'm saying? You might kill a couple of people in between time, but he's cool. But he's cool. Listen, who hasn't felt lonely a little bit?

Who hasn't felt? Who's lonely than Batman? Son. You're lucky Batman ain't the one out of his people. Real talk? Why isn't it? He got both of his parents killed right in front of him. You know what?

No mental health relapse besides a low voice. You know why? Why? Because Alfred makes sure every day his national stake in blowjob. And then once he got Robin in the fold, Robin made show every day. Yo. The national steak and blow job day.

Holy shit. they did it together. Alfred like, look, I'm gonna cook the steak, you give the blowjob, right? Is Alfred the first, like, Jeffrey Epstein? Oh, shit. Yo, the Batcave?

Bro, the Batcave was really the boy cave. Dude, it was going down, dude. Holy shit. Nobody cared about the relationship between Robin and Batman. You realize in the movies, they don't explore that relationship ever?

Not at all. Because it looks too weird now. In 2019, 2020, you would wonder why this motherfucker running around with this little boy? Who is this little boy's parents? Was he a teenager when he first got with him?

Yes. How old was he about? I don't know how old Rob is supposed to be, but his name is the boy wonder. Coming to the stage, the boy wonder. What the fuck? I never thought about it like that. Yes. You know what his real name was, right?

But Dick Grayson. That's his name. That's his governor name. Oh, his real name is Dick? Yeah. Like how God. Batman is Bruce Wayne. His real name is Dick Grayson.

Dick Grayson, yeah. And he's white. What does that have to do with it? Oh, littler. Oh. So Dick Raisin. No, our dicks are regular. No.

Asian is littler. No. Okay. You guys are allegedly bigger. Allegedly, which we don't even know is true. It's actually, yeah, who knows? I'm seven and three, fourths, eight when it's warm up. My dick looks like me, bro.

Right? How does it look? How does it look? How does it look? What the fuck? You got two colors on that shit? I'm not like... Solomon's dick

look like them pigs in the Bahamas The two balls are. I'm not sure. It is amazing. I have four skin. Natasha Sandy, cut that shit off. The head do look good when it's shiny. You know what I'm saying?

But it's like... My dick looks like me. I can't... It looks like me. It looks like it. My dick is built like it. It's built like you. Yeah.

I'm basically insuffoliated. Yeah, it might intimidate you. You know what I mean? Low center gravity. Yeah, depending what you seen before. You know what I'm saying? It might intimidate you. I don't know.

It comes at the wrong time. Oh, all the time. Wow. All the time. All the, all the motherfucking much. It's very selfish. Right when you're about to get yours. As soon as you say, I'm coming.

Oh, that's it. Soon as you say I'm about to come. Nope. I'm sorry. Either we coming or I was. I'm getting. I'm beat you to it. You better hurry it up, babe.

It's either me or we. He was having this conversation about, like, you know, guys when you're, when you, I guess when you got a little bit of money, your dick is lazy. Is that true? I don't know nothing about that. Well, I ain't got no money yet.

I think Dick, Dick has gotten way better for women as they've made money. Because there was a time where you didn't make, women didn't make any money. They literally needed us to take them out of their parents' house and then give them a new house where they could have a life in children. So at that point of time, we weren't even thinking about your orgasm because we had already done so much for you. We had improved your life so much.

So it was like the fact that we would have to make all the money, bring home all that kind of keep you safe, have the house, have all those things and make your orgasm was at least it was excessive. Now that you can, it was excessive. You shouldn't have asked for it. But now that you have your own money, you have your own home, you have everything, we need to go down on you. We need to please you and need to make your orgasm.

I like making my woman orgasm just because I feel like that's my job. When we say, you know, when men say our job is to protect and provide, that's part of provision. You know what I'm saying? I want to make you get that orgasm. I want to make you nut. I would not say it's part of provision. I would say it's like the extra channels in the cable package. You know, like...

Nah, bro. The basic cable... No, the organism is not basic. No, orgasm, NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, bro. Son. Yeah, man. You say an orgasm comes to the antenna that goes up like that? Yes.

No. It should. No, orgasm is... Say what? Why not? Because it takes more from me to make her orgasm than it takes from her to make me orgasm. That's because we built different.

Exactly. It ain't our fault that you can fucking snap your fingers like Thanos and our nut vanishes? They don't vanish. It appears. Yeah, it definitely appears. That shit comes. Listen, it don't take nothing for me.

You got it still? Nothing. Nothing at all. By the way, that's one of my greatest mental exercises. Is coming. No, holding that shit. Oh, holding it back in. Not nothing.

Not nothing. And what do you think about to hold it back in? Everything. I do my ABCs. You know what I'm saying? I think about. You do your ABC. I do.

I look at the wall. go A, B, C, D, E, F, G. I start counting my strokes. Uh-huh. I don't know why. I start counting them, one, two, three. It's like, it's kind of like holding your breath. Just how much how's the long I can hold my breath underwater.

Uh-huh. You know what else? What else? What else I think? Standing up, definitely. When I, if I stand up, if I'm doing missionary, it's over. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you're doing the pumping.

But what if you let her get on top? Oh, I'm done. When she finishes off? Quick fast. Damn. Really? That's where I can control the best. No, no, no, no, no.

Quick fast. Yeah? Quick fat. If she's on top. Yeah, because I'm not controlling. Because I just start looking at shit. Exactly. Yup.

No, you can't do, but you look stupid. Whatever. I don't care. I already look stupid. I'm going like this. No, no, it's dark. I'm only about the get away with dad is maybe one. I have sex in the dark.

Yeah, that's true. She don't know what you're looking at. You're scared of your body? No, I'm not scared of my body. Scared of hers. He's single. We met in the club. You hit from the back.

That's when you can really look at the walls and shit. And she don't know what's going on back then. and you can put in that work. I had a booger wall. When I lived with my parents and I bring girls, I'd have a booger wall. I'd just like white boogers on the fucking thing.

Oh, you know what's really gross? Sometimes, oh yeah, of course. But sometimes it is. Some white be able to have your own room? Yeah. So, but I would have the, and I just stare at my booger wall

and that's how I would try to not. So boogers kept you from that? Yeah, bro. Yeah, man. Now keep it real. You ever eat one of them? Never ate, but I'd, like, rub him like braille. That's gross.

It is, fuck. My God. What's the fucking wrong with you? Everything? Why do you think I like the Joker so much? So what would you say is we shouldn't make fun of you anymore? Don't do it. Taylor.

What, Taylor? We don't get on my men's shit. Taylor, what you're talking about? Orgasming over there or other shit that doesn't exist? No, shut up. Yeah. We were talking about masturbation earlier. Yes.

And. Who was talking about masturbation earlier? Well, I was talking about masturbation. With who? Nobody. This is what she does, bro. She just be saying shit by herself. She finished that whole sentence to me by herself and thought that, like, I was involved.

Yes, it is. You just said we were talking about masturbation earlier. Nobody was talking about masturbation. No, it was some real shit. My big homie told me that. He said, women start conversation and finish it talking to you. Yo. 100%.

Yeah. How many times a girl just said, so Megan said. Megan said it's a hot girl. Fuck is Christmas. I know this shit. What are we talking about right now? So anyway, you were masturbating, go. That's where you lost that nail?

I was talking about masturbation with my fellow friends. Okay. Co-workers. Yeah. That's an HR violation right there for sure. Nobody want to come to work here about that shit. She doesn't masturbate. Come in.

Do you guys think it's weird that you've been in a relationship? Do you think it's weird that you're... She's putting you on blast right now, Jess. Jazz is a child. Do I think it's weird that? What? Hold on. How old is Jazz before we have this conversation?

29 in April. So I'm really not a child. No, she's not. child at all. Your fingers should be worn out by now. Yeah. Do I think it's weird? They look like you've been in a bath.

They're in a relationship. You think it's weird if your girl masturbates? No. Okay. That's less work for me. Yeah. I don't think it's weird. I just don't masturbate at all.

Why? You never have? No. I don't trust people like that. Why? What the hell? That's some bullish. How can a man know how to make you come if you don't know how to make yourself come?

Oh, that's a great question. I don't know. I just honestly, every time that I tried to do something like that, it made me feel like, damn, I can't get dick. And I just got, I turned myself off. I didn't know what I was doing. But you know you can get dick.

You just walk outside. I felt like that the first time I jacked off. What? The first time I felt I jacked off, I felt like a total loser. Like, I really thought jacking off with some shit that you did when you couldn't get pussy. Nah, I came like the second or third time

because I felt so depressed, but I'd be jacking off and I just stop. Yeah. That's how I feel. I feel depressed almost like, What's going on with me? Like, why can't I get it? Do you watch videos or something?

That's what I was telling them, too. I find porn to be hilarious to me. And then when I also look at porn, it just makes me ask myself, I can't believe these girls are really taping themselves getting fucked. Yeah. So I go into a different space when I see porn.

I guarantee you work with somebody that's done that. Done what? Porn? No, taped themselves. Of course, probably. Women do that. That's what I'm saying. You take pictures of themselves.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So why is that. That's soft porn. Because I think it's like set up. I don't feel like it's natural. It's not natural. That's what we love.

Yeah, we don't want to be natural. It's not natural that six guys who's jerking off on a girl. Right. Yeah, that's unnatural. I love reality show porn. Bang Bros. When they used to ride around in the white band

and just see girls robbing down the street. Almost dropped out of college because I watched that. Oh, you know those my guys, right? You know them? I know that they listen to the breakfast club religiously. Son, we have to get them on brilliant idiots. I would be a dream. I literally was in college freshman year.

I found this bangbows, and I'm paying 30, $1,000 a year for college, and these guys are driving around in a van, just fucking random hot chicks, and I'm like, I might buy a van. And we, yo, the illest part about it is, we didn't know if it was real, number one, right? We didn't know if it was real. Number two, we thought the white vans were restricted just to pedophiles, which they debunk that fucking stereotype.

And number three, first show I ever binge watched. Oh, yeah. Before there was a Netflix, it was bang bros all day, every day. Yes. Amazing. You know how I knew it was set up? Oh. That guy's cock was too big to fit in an average woman.

The guy's cock that would fuck the girls, he had a mallet. What? I always wondered if guys, like, compare their cocks to them. Nobody said compare. I do. He said we watch. Yeah. And I don't like too big dick porn.

I got, I got, I got. I just don't even like. I don't, yeah, but like, I just don't even like. it. Like, there's a guy that I watch. He does backroom casting couch, and his name is Rick. Okay? And his dick's actually almost too small, because I don't believe the girl sounds that come

from it, right? But, like, I, his dick is like, you feel amazing when you're watching his dick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? You're not at all embarrassed about what it is. You're like, I'm incredible. It's like, your dick looks like his filtered. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you're thinking about when you're watching this shit? Some of it. I kind of, I mean, I'm crazy.

be like, I jerk off to like the negotiation. Like when, like, they're not even fucking yet, but he's like, you know, you can make $5,000 a day. I'm like, oh, yeah, you can't make $5,000 a day. She's going to fall for it, Rick. She's going to fall for it. I just say it's an extinction. If I see a dick that's big of the mind, I'm like, oh, that shit ain't real. Oh, so you think it's fake.

I mean, I don't know if it is or not, but that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I know what he's faking not. I just like, that shit ain't real. Hey, the homie said women think they cute till you wipe the back of their neck with an alcohol swat. Oh, shit. Dirty-ass neck. Dirty-ass fucking neck. That shit will humble the shit I keep in real.

That shit is real fast. Go get a wet wipe then. Let's do a little tough. Go get a wet white. Let's see who got the dirtiest fucking neck in here. Bring some wet wipes in here. No, no, no, but someone follow her because she's going to wash her neck. She's going to wash her neck.

That's right. Jazz, you know what the wet white is out? We're going to do the wet white challenge. Jazz going to go get that thing. NERG. We're going to do the wet white shats. We're going to do the wet white shucks. We're going to do the wet white shucks.

We're going to do the wet wipe challenge, God damn. Yo, the wet wipe challenge. Dude, we're going to break up some couples. The wet wipe challenge. You and your girl wipe that neck. Here we go. You could just get out the shower. Oh, shit.

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I said the big homie told me girls think that they cute until you wipe the back of their neck with an alcohol swab. And Taylor does what she always does, jumps in the conversation. She has no business jumping in and she said, what about guys?

Y'all too? As if she knows anything about this. So, we're going to do the wet wipe challenge. I have a wet wipe here. We're going to start with Taylor. Come on over here. Make sure you get that good swab. Okay.

Oh, let me show you the part of getting. Yeah. I hate you. I'm going to show you. Whoa, right there you go. There you go. Ooh, there you go. Why are you going so hard?

Let me see what you got. Ha, hi. Hold on. Nah, nah, nah, nah. No, no. No, no. You're mad or no? Give me it.

It's not alcohol. That's what there is. That alcohol put that dirt up. Oh, this is clean. Oh, no, this is just a regular. We need the alcohol way. But I know it's some dirt back there because I saw it. What the way?

She still got a little dirt. I'm not going to lie. It's a little tan. You think we got some alcohol wipes? Mama definitely got some alcohol wipes. Oh, we're going to get some dirt. Let me see the other side. Brandon, come here.

I'm good. He said, I'm good. Brandon, you can't let all Africans down right now, Brian. You're out here reinforcing stereotypes. Africa is a beautiful place. It is a beautiful place. Okay, then. I'm going to let them down right now.

Wait, wait, wait, what were you going to? Hold on. Hold on what were you about asking him to do? We're all good over here. What were you going to ask him to do? Wipe that neck. Yeah. My shit clean.

I watched twice a day, God damn it. He said he got ex-ma. Don't blame it on the eczema. That's getting right up, huh? Listen, man, what were you doing drinking fucking beer out of a shoe, bro? Oh, dude, I was in Australia, man. What fuck was that about?

It's called a shooey. It's what they do. It's like part of their celebration. You pour a beer into a shoe, and then you chugged that shit. And I was out there doing shows and there's this guy named Frenchie who's kind of popularized it out there.

Who's a shoe? Some guy in the audience. A random guy? Yeah, it wasn't my shoe. But the smart thing is why? Well, because if you do your own shoe, you've got to walk around the rest of the night

with a soaking wet shoe. But if you do someone else's shoe, you run the risk of getting like staff infection or something crazy like that. But if you don't, then you have a dry shoe and you just did the shoey. Is it safe to say that white people have so much privileged.

Yeah. That's Australia, though. They white, they're white people. They're white people that they just make up shit to do.

Son, we are the shit. Bro. Yeah, white people are the shit when you think about it. Think about all this cool shit we just make up. We're bored?

You like drinking, drink out your shoe. What is it symbolized? It's just not giving a fuck fun, joy, we'll do whatever. A lot of this stuff we just do to troll black people. West Coast. I don't want to know why.

If you're doing it to troll black people, you do it out of a Jordan. All right? No, no, no. Even we don't want to waste the Jordan No, no, but yeah No, we don't do it to troll black people Because there's no black people in Australia

But it's more just like I don't know, we just like having fun with shit, man We just like having a good time And doing absurd stupid shit And there's no purpose behind Skydive, bungee jump, all this kind of self I know why people do that That's thrill-seeking

Yeah, this is thrill seeking too I guess That's a thrill So like doing a keg stand There's no like thrill with that But it's just funny But at least you get drunk Exactly

I guess okay So you go on a beer to get drunk When you drank the beer out of the shoe, right? Like, did you like, yo, man, let me get your, let me get your team. Yes. So here's the thing about white people. For like, for like thousands of years, we've like, Ah, here we go.

Shall you get back to finish your point? So in thousands of years, like, we were trying to be like cool, our version of cool. It's not what cool is today. But like back in the day, like being refined and exquisite was cool, right? So now we're coming on the other end of that where you like reject all things cool. So drinking beer out of a shoe isn't ever. find expensive, rich thing to do. It's the exact opposite.

I'm drinking out of the dirtiest thing ever. Exactly. Look at hipsters. It's like, I'm going to reject all the wealthy things and look like I'm a homeless person. Right. So that's, I think, where our culture is kind of shifting. We're like doing everything that pushes away

the idea of being hoity, tooty, and fancy. That's, I don't know. Don't worry. Y'all are going to get that one. No, we not. No, you got to get so much money that you start thinking money's not cool. And that's what white people are.

We've been rich for so long. They were like, yo, being poor is kind of cool, huh? Let's try that. Let's do what those black guys do. Let's trade places. I got a couple of neighborhoods you'll visit. Don't worry. We'll be there.

That's not all white people, though. No. Listen, they're definitely the elite whites that want to hold on to that. I mean, you got the 1% but then you got a lot of poor white people. It's a lot of poor white people. I mean, a lot of poor white people. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. And they've kind of embraced the poverty too. It's kind of cool to see. If they love it You go outside That's what the whole Trailer Park vibe was You know what I saw you

In the thing with the Even had their own hair cut The mullet Yeah You know what I'm saying You can afford You can afford Just enough to cut

Just enough of That's how poor You aren't Only the front That's it Got to let that shit Grod in the back Yeah

The fucking shagg They say business in the front Party in the back I think that's the Nobody wants to party With anybody With a mother What about

What about your cousins You fuck them Yeah And amongst that community That's what we call Yeah That's what we call a party Mullet mashing.

Oh, yeah. That's what they call it. Yeah. That's it. Uh-huh. And what you were saying that? No, I was about to ask some shit about white people fighting kangaroos. Oh, yeah.

I think they did that. I don't know. But they were really friendly when we went there. Go get that neck wipe, Taylor. Now, what's the name of those wipes we got? We have. These are some bar wipes. Smokey bones, alcohol wipes.

Okay. Get that next bar and fire grill. Get the middle of that Nate. Fresh. that moist towelette. You might have cleaned it all right. I think I did, y'all. Get right here.

I got that guy. It's not a big. I can't reach it. That's a good swab. She's fucking clean, bro. Okay, we'll do it like this. Go in another room and do it under your breasts and do it and come back. I bet you that shit dirty and fuck.

I bet under that breath dirty this shit. Yeah, yeah, Charlotte, get one. Yeah. Let me do it. And y'all niggas washing your neck and shit? I watch my shit too, but damn. I thought we got some dirty necks in this motherfucker, man. Yeah, her shit is spotless.

For real? Because you know. I feel like Taylor wiping it on the black hoodie on purpose. Damn, how do you fucking? Hey, he'd be fucked up with his shit black. You got to do Shult's legs. You know, white people don't wash their legs. We don't.

Hey, that's real, right? We know we don't. Because we don't need to. Yes, you do. White people don't wash our legs. We don't wash below the dick. Do the neck first, then do the ankle. Also, yeah, we don't use a little towel.

You don't use a towel? No, hell no. For what? Just for our hands. For what? That's crazy. You get in there better with the nails. Damn.

I'm nice. Let's do them ankles, though. Put your shit right out of here, so. Wet wipe challenge, baby. Get that shit. Get that shit. You know what the ankle is? Taylor.

Listen, the ankles don't matter. We don't get ashy like you guys, bro. You're going for the ankle. Damn, niggas is clean. No, guys, we're in the first world here, okay? The dirtiest so far was definitely you. The first one. The one.

Nica's is clean. Huh? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What do we think of Bernie Sanders having a heart attack, bro? Bro. That shit is amazing marketing. What do you mean? What do you mean? He's really trying that health care shit out, bro. He's about his policies, me. Like, that motherfucker is.

Real talk. Real talk. I think Bernie got to tap out, bro. He got to tap out. He did. He's gone. No, I think he really need to tap out. I think it's time, he need to pull the plug, man.

It's a shame, yo. That's bad terminology. What? Oh, yeah, you're right. Oh, yeah. I didn't mean it like that. It's too soon. It's sad because he's the only one that really cares, man.

He's really the only one that cares. No, I don't think so. I think a little bit more than cares. I think Matt Pete cares. He's a fucking liar, bro. You can't be a sociopath. Maybe Mayor Pete. I'm going to tell you, hey, by the way, even though people would do politics,

and I never thought about this until this weekend. And no, I have. I think the Clintons actually did care, bro. Ooh, talk to me. The reason I think the Clintons actually did care. I mean, I know people talk about the 94 crime bill, which Bill Clinton implemented Joe Biden wrote, but Bill Clinton pushed it through.

But the reason they did that was on the half. On the behest of the black caucus. The black caucus. John Lewis. A lot of black people in the churches, stuff like that. I was at Tyler. Perry's grand opening for his studio this week. I think it was only like 300 people invited with plus ones or like 400 people.

Somebody had been like 800 people there, something like that. And, you know, up until it was time to go, like for at least a month or so, they were saying, hey, you got to be there 5 o'clock for Secret Service checking. Now, everybody like, oh, shit, Secret Service. Oh, Brock must be coming on Michelle. Like, you know, you just stay. I'm not thinking anything. I'm like, oh, shit, but, you know, it got to be the Obama's.

gotta be the Obama's. But it was the Clintons. Yeah. It was Bill and Hillary. That's crazy. And I'm sitting there like, I've never kicked it with them outside of like, you know, I've never met Bill at all, but I've never kicked it with Hillary outside of doing interviews. Yeah.

Things like that. But, you know, we just, we was talking, casual conversation about shit. You were just talking to Bill Clinton. Oh, oh, Bill, first of all. I bet you she didn't bring hot sauce to this event. It was like it was normal. First of all, first of all, Bacari introduced me to Bill. I'm like, Bill, what's happening?

You know what I'm saying? Introduce my wife. Bill's, you know, he's tall, he's looking down to my wife, he's shaking the hand, you know what I mean? Charming. And shake lasted a little too long for my liking, you know what I'm saying? I'm working on myself in therapy. Well, Bill's a ladies man. Insecurities to do that.

So I say, you know, I'm on that tequila. I'm on that goddamn, put it like this. I'm so drunk that I'm calling it 1492 instead of 1942, all right? Oh, I didn't know what it was. Yeah, it's 1940. It was one part and a part that I said, come on Tim, Tim, let's go get some 1492. And Tip was like, you're going to drink the blue water

that Columbus out on? I'm like, yeah, too. Quick response. Yeah. So I'm like, I go, Bill, they're shaking my wife's hand a little too long. You said that? You goddamn right.

Bill goes, Bill goes, Charlemagne, you would want me to talk to her for an hour. At this stage of my life, I'm just old and harmless. You do like that. No, he didn't. Yes, he did.

Oh, Bill's a player. Oh, play a player, player. That's crazy. But if I'm a player, player, I'm like, but I fuck with that, though. That's just, that's some cool shit. Like, you know, we're going back and forth. But I'm saying all that to say. He was on Epstein's Island.

I don't know. No. I'm saying all that to say, he had no reason to be at Tyler Perry's Island. They're not running for anything. You know what I'm saying? He had no reason to be there other than he wanted to be there to support his guy Tyler. You understand what I'm saying? You know, people say, oh, you pandering, you pandering.

there was no presidential candidates there. Interesting. But Hillary and Bill was there and they was at the church the next day. Cooling. Having a good time. That's crazy. Mining their business.

You know what I'm saying? It wasn't like PR and like... No, you couldn't even take no pick. I mean, you could take pictures. These people would take pictures with them. You saw Bawa take a picture with Bill. But you could, but I mean, it's like, it wasn't that type of scene.

They was just there in support of Tyler Perry. They didn't have to be there. That's crazy. I thought that was dope. That's, to me, that... That said a lot. If Hillary was running or something, I'd be like, all right. So then that, but then it would be a victim of circumstance

because they could still have good intentions. That's a fact. You know what I'm saying? That's a fact. But I'm just saying all that to say, I actually think that they did care. I just think sometimes people get caught up in the business of politics. You know what I'm saying? And sometimes when you're passing certain legislations,

they may benefit, you know, one community and they may hurt another community, but you got to look at what people have done as a whole. You know what I'm saying? Look at what people have done as a whole for certain demos and certain demographics. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not vouching for them in no way, shape, or form because I really don't know everything they've done in totality. You know what I'm saying?

I know he was on Arsenio playing the sacks. I know black people seem to love Bill for whatever reason, you know. But to see him there at that event and he was just dead just to kick it and because he's a poor Tyler, I thought that shit was dope. He's an ally. I've always fucked with Bill. I grew up in a, you know, a Clinton demonstration. Democrat household and Bill is the man.

I always thought he was the coolest. Hillary's useless, but Bill, I think that he's the fucking man. When you're saying about somebody wife, what's the protocol for that? Because she's in the public eyes. She's a politician. Right.

Like, how is that? I mean, he's harmless, you know? Hillary is great one-on-one. Like if you're sitting around having a combo with Hillary kicking it, she's good one-on-one. It's when she got to get in front of a mass audience. Not everybody got it.

Not everybody got it, man. Bill got it. Saw Bill on Arsenio with the show. Move, shake, hit it. Shades, you know what I mean? Trash sex. Yeah, Bill got it. Southern swag.

That's it. Bill got it. Did you see him smoke weed? No, I never seen him smoke weed. I never saw him smoke weed. How was Tyler Parr's thing? What was it? What was it?

He was opening his new studio? What was this? Well, the studio had been open for a few years. But Tyler is one of these people who really doesn't fit into this era because he's not one of these people that walk in buildings and just because you're in the building

you take a picture in front of the sign. You know what I'm saying? People like to announce all their moves before they're even fucking made. Yo, they'll announce an audition. Yeah, audition. I'm here at NBC. I'm here.

With a thousand other people that look like, you idiot. I can't stand that shit. Like, yo. He's one of those people that he's just, he built his, he built his student. Black Panther shot there. Some Black Panther was shot in there. Some of the endgame was shot in there.

Walking Dead shoots there. The Wilden shoots there. Mad shit is already in there. Moving. He's been doing it for a few years. He just decided to have the grand opening now. Because now they're opening it up to tours and stuff like that.

But it's like he built in silence, did the work. Now I want to show it to people. I love it. You know what I'm saying? I admire it. That's all it is. Teach the Tyler Perry story in school.

We're talking about like positive black figures You want to talk about To put their money where their mouth is And go out there and get it There it is right there There it is right there Spike Lee a soundstage Even though Spike Lee has

You know Called him a coon and an Uncle Tom That's the ultimate flex That is Setting people back. That's the ultimate flex I haven't got to that point in my life You will That's Jay signing Oz

That's the daddy move right there It's like I'm gonna name a studio After you be as you know what You'll never have a studio You're not there A soundstage Or a soundstage Or a soundstage

I'm not at that point in my life, wouldn't come to forgiveness, bro. What's the sound stage? What do they do in the sound stage? Is there like a specific thing that's shot there? I'm not sure. That could be kind of funny. What if they house like the porta-potties?

Right? What if you had? Bro, this is the most immaculous studio I've ever seen in my life. That's crazy. 332 square feet. Biggest studio. You can put Fox in there,

Paramount, uh, Sony, I think they said... It's got to be more than 332 square feet. 332? No, no, no, no. You said 332 square feet? This room is...

An acres. No, you said square feet. I'm sorry, yeah, 332 acres. Okay, yeah, yeah. 332 acres. Yeah, that's crazy. Like, it's, and it's, like, you know how, you know how studios be having the houses on them? Yeah.

Like, like, like, like, when I did the girlfriend's interview, we was on the house of Blackish. Yeah, yeah. All the houses on Tyler's set are up to cold. Meaning you could live in the houses? You can fucking live in them. They're up to cold. They're up to cold. And what is the, what is the benefit of that?

What is the, what is the? I don't fucking know. So, for this. I have no. Just so people. It's. It's. Seems like a waste.

Bro, he's got a White House. He's got, he's got, it's the only White House that is almost an exact replica of the actual White House. Full scale? No, no, no. Because the actual White House is like, what, 20,000 square feet or some shit like that? It's not even that pop in the actual White House. Like, it's, yeah, yeah. But it's, this, this one is only like, I think they said 5,000, something like that.

Right. But it's, some of the rooms look like it. It's the whole thing, yeah. They said it's the only, you know. actual replica of the White House. The closest you'll get on any movie. He's smart because think about how many movies, documentaries, TV shows are going to be shot specifically about the Trump.

Brough. So he got that set up. Oh, man. Yeah. He's got a fashion boutique on the light. He's opening up a center for LGBT homeless youth that have nowhere to go. That's not like the shit is, well, I mean, it's immaculate, bro. I need some Tyler Perry money.

Yeah. You know how you get Tyler Perry money? catering to your core. Tyler Perry has done everything that people tell people not to do, especially black people. He has done nothing but black art. That's it. He's catered to this specific audience of black people. That's it.

Nothing more, nothing less. And he super prospered off it. Because that was enough for him. That was enough. So maybe people get caught in the Hollywood Matrix where they're like, that's crazy. It's like they're not validated. unless they do a movie with MGM

or an action movie with here. It's just like, just find out what you truly want to do and you enjoy doing and then do it. And he liked making those films. It don't matter if we like Medea or not. Motherfuckers liked it, and now he has a studio built off it.

That's it. That's really, I remember reading the article about Tyler years, years, years ago. It was in the source magazine. He had made like $35 million off of the stage place and he was about to do his first movie. That's what the article was actually about. The fact that he's had all the success in stage plays

and he was putting out diary of a mad black woman. You know what I'm saying? I remember reading that thing like, damn, $35 million off stage plays. That was impressive. Hell yeah. And that's, he literally did that. And then he just got into the movies.

And he conquered that. And he made so much off the stage plays in the movies that, boom. Television, too. Let me grab this fucking studio, television, like. And even with the television deals, own B, B, TBS. TBS. You know what I'm saying? like stations that have

these high demographics of black people cater to your fucking core, bro. That's it. Whatever your core is, cater to that shit. Everything else is fall in the place. That's the future.

We're all going to be making content for our people. Our people aren't necessarily defined by race, but they are defined by who our audiences, who support us. And like, as the ABC, NBC, CBS, as the shows that everybody just had on their TVs are gone. because those are leaving.

Now we have what's on our phone and we have so much on our phone we can just go to whatever. You are going to be creating content for your core and those of us that can create it are going to succeed. And those are the people that only know how to create like blanket things for everyone

that not everyone really likes are going to fail. It's just what's going to happen. Yo, that's, listen, yeah, you're absolutely right. I will say the reason I think it's cool to cater to a particular audience because I heard Tyler say in an interview with Gail King, He said that when you're doing this comedy for black people is specific.

It's some language. You know what I'm saying? There's certain things that only certain audiences are going to understand. And that's fine. Even you're building an asshole army. It's certain things. When you do like this, you ain't no capital.

Gang. You ain't no blood. Yeah. To me, I'm from LA. That means something totally. Boom. But the Schultz's audience, they know what that is. You understand what I'm saying?

So it's like, yo, if you got a certain language, speak it. Yeah. That's why podcast is so great. Like, you got a niche. You got a niche fucking audience. If we could fucking get Chris to step his game up, we could make a couple... Can we have a shit on Chris?

Multi-million dollars? Can we have a shit on Chris moment of the podcast? Because I go crazy on the group. Anytime Chris suggests anything, like a time to shoot or anything like that, and like get a studio. Why do we move studios every single? Why are we the homeless podcast? Should we change the name to the homeless podcast? Should we call us the homeless podcast?

We are way too successful. We bring in way too much money to be moving. We're moving around studios every single week. We do? We do what? We move around studios every single week? Were we here last week? Oh, but that's because somebody in this building,

they now have that studio, right? It's theirs. I don't know who, I forgot who it is, who is it? I don't care. Is it a podcast? No. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Somebody has the studio that we used to use.

I still don't know what Chris does for this podcast. So what you can start doing is getting a motherfucking shit. Don't oh shit me now Don't hack Don't oh shit me now You out here throwing the alley-oop Oh shit What else, yo?

So what I need is a motherfucker I've been saying this every single week from What you can start with doing is getting a motherfucking studio Is Chris here? Well, Chris here? Of course not. He's not looking for a studio He's taking trips to Taiwan

I'm going to start invoicing Chris then we're going to get a studio because that's all people listen to his money, yo. I swear to God, it's all people fucking listen. It's like you try to be nice and somebody you try to give them opportunity

you try to motivate him, whatever. And the second you're like, I can't give you that. Or this is going to cost you, immediately they're fucking on it, bro. So if you start, you're providing the, what's it called?

I mean, yeah, we've been coming to Premier for some years now. All the years. Oh, we did a few years, Andrew. A couple years. Yeah. Look, here's reality.

We get a studio. We need a studio. Son, it's crazy. It's a long time. We need a studio. How do we not have a studio? You know what I'm saying? We've been homeless for five years making bread.

We got eggs. We got eggs. Brewing and idiots is a very profitable podcast. Let me scare. Let me scare. Let me scare Chris real quick. Because everyone's while, Shaw text me. No, I tell Chris.

Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We had these conversations. We need to have more. but I think you should start charging him for the studio space and then he'll realize, well, if I'm already paying, I might as well get a studio space that we're consistently in.

Now what he's going to say is, oh, there's a deal and da-da-da-da-da. I don't get a fuck. Get the studio space and then we'll figure the thing out after that. Simple as that. We need the same space every single time, put some fucking art in the room. You want a Rogan?

Son. You want a fucking Adam Carolla? Yeah. You want a Dr. Drew. I mean, listen, I think that loudspeaker should have been there a year or two ago as far as having that kind of set up, that kind of infrastructure. They got one downtown that we all use, but it needs to be bigger. That's not, that's fucking in general.

But he rents it exclusively. So it's only his things that are in there. You know what I mean? Who's that? A black woman eating chicken. Come on in. Come on, come on, come on. Nyla, G. Spizzle.

My God. Hello. How are you? How are you? Good. Nice to see you. We were for lunch today, wasn't we? Yes, you were.

Wow. It's 11.30 winning for you. Oh, that's crazy. My niece. Now, this is the last. You got to get a chicken. So, basically, what do you think? I think that I think that we need infrastructure.

We need some infrastructure. We need infrastructure, bro. And I think that we have been, we've been taking into our own hands for way too long. But listen, we take each other to task. We do it. We take each other to task on this podcast. It's a conversation.

That's all. Everybody got to do their job. If we're not delivering good content, Chris, you should talk to us. So far, we're delivering good content. Absolutely. So I would like a home. I like a roof. I would like a roof.

I would like a roof over my head. Podcast ain't got no roof. We got it. That's it. We're all. We just need a little, you just need some structure. Oh, you want to. By the way,

You want to really strike fear? By the way, if not... What? What? Hey, if anybody out there would like to provide a roof, bro, you act like we, you act like we haven't had a mad offers, you know? We had son, tons of offers.

Yeah. We're loyal to this fucking Chinese guy, Chris. Okay? Because we're good fucking loyal people, but don't take advantage of our loyalty. You know, it's like you cheat on your girl all the time. She keep taking you back. You're not going to stop cheating.

Now, let's not put that out there. Black men? Black men don't cheat, but, you know. White's out here still bungee jumping, bro. You want a little forgiveness, you know what I'm saying, for our discretion. Right. Gspin, what's up with you, bro? What's up?

It's my guy, Gspin. Walked into some craziness. We just talked. I had nothing to do with the coup talk. No. Gspin, how's the agency life? I left. Get on the mic, G.

Oh. What happened? Grand opening, grand closing. Really? I didn't like agents before I got there. I really hated them when I got there. No, no, no. It was, it just, you know, it just didn't.

It wasn't. for you? Nah, wasn't for me. Okay. No. So I'm, working for Timberlin,

the producer, not the boot now. Okay. So general manager of Mosey music. My guy, Timbo, the king. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm up here

actually working records today. Really? Yeah. How's that feel when you come back into a place that, you know, you used to run? I got the cheat code.

Yeah. I know how to get through the, you know, get through all the traffic. What does working records mean for us laymen? Layman focus. Laman?

Just basically paying guys like head to play them. Yeah. Nope. By the way, I'm so glad that you're here, by the way. I'm so glad you're here. DJ head don't get down. No, it's just basically making the programers slash DJ's aware of what we got coming.

And I'm kind of, you know. Paola? No, no, no, no. I like that. Literally just playing the records for them. Getting opinions. I'm actually jumping the shark a little bit because our deal is with Def Jam and usually Def Jam would do it.

But since I have the relationships, I'd rather. Oh, Tim got to deal with Def Jam now? Yeah, joint venture with Def Jam. Wow. What was that? Epic? No. It was epic for a while.

He had a situation at Interscope, which he still does with one Republic and that stuff. So, yeah, so it's with Mosley music, which has been great, some GM there. And then we also have a management arm where we have a bunch of producers and songwriters. So just, you know, spreading myself out through the industry trying to learn as much as possible as we go.

Wow. Setting up for my next movie. Ah. Aren't we all? Yeah. Well, it sounds like you guys have already decided what your next movie is. I mean, listen, podcast-

You better step up. There's a lot of energy in this room right now. I'm just saying podcast-wise, we've had a lot of offers. I guess that's not a question. You know, people know that. We don't need anybody. Here's the thing.

This is the game, is if you have views, if you have numbers, you can get advertising for your podcast. That's not hard. I have a million different advertising agencies I can go call. They call me all the time asking me.

I say no. So, Chris can be, the one that gets it via one of these advertising agencies, or we can go right to the average. That doesn't matter, right? What we have is the numbers. So what we need is the infrastructure if you're going to be part of it and do that.

Yeah. Right? That's what you must provide. If you're going to produce, then you have to produce the infrastructure. Otherwise, what's going on? Let me say something, man. It's 2019. I don't know if people know it or not,

but nine is the highest level of change. This is a transition year. I'm making mad changes. Mad people getting fired, all right? Going into 2020. Yo, Charmin, let me tell you something. Hey, y'all sound like artists trying to get off the label. We are the label.

We are the label. I'm not trying to get off shit. Listen, okay? Some good things are happening. Some good things are coming out. I can't, you know, you can't talk about everything right now, but some good things are coming up, some good opportunities. Obviously, you have a pretty insane schedule.

Yes. So it does complicate certain things. If we do have a studio, it's got to either be in here or close to here so that you can come to it. because you have a busy day. You know what I mean? We get it. But you got to make that happen. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

They have to, that's your job. You have to make it out. That's your one job. Your job isn't to hand me these papers. I don't need a guy to hand me the papers. Right, right, right. I need you to produce the things that we need. Don't be, listen, this conversation makes me think of a great word

that Bishop TDJ said on Sunday. Fired. Did he? No. What do you say? What, what, Bishop T. Jake was talking about how everybody always thinks 10 is the bar. You know, on a scale of 1 to 10, everything is 10.

What is you, a 10? Yeah. But he said that you always have to go back to one. He said, sometimes we get comfortable at 10. We get to a 10 and we get comfortable. We just stay there. But he was like the people who actually changed the world and, you know, become over successful or do the things like Tyler Perry has done.

They know how to go back to one. They're not afraid. to one is actually 11. So what's another level? You're just starting something new. You understand what I'm saying? So that's what we're at right now. There's fear with new because you could fail.

It could be unsuccessful. Absolutely. I mean, gee, you know all about this. You reinvented yourself. I left something I've been doing for 17 years because I had an opportunity to jump and I jumped. It didn't work. Okay. Yeah.

On to the next one. Now what are we doing? Absolutely. But that's got to be the attitude. If you're afraid of failure, you're afraid to succeed. Yes. So it's like we need to be able to do it. Even like, dude, for fucking years we were doing this.

And I didn't have brilliant idiots have its own YouTube. I didn't even have flagrant to have its own YouTube. And there was fear. I was like, well, if I take it off my channel with all the people, will people be able to find it? I still want people to be able to find it. And eventually, pull the trigger. Don't be a bitch. Let's go.

And immediately the people found it because they want it. Absolutely. It's like trusting itself. And there's one thing. By my new YouTube channel, C-D-H-A-G-O-D. Let me tell you something. You feel free to subscribe. We're going to get people over there subscribing to your.

to your YouTube channel. And I can't wait to migrate people over to that channel because I think YouTube is actually the space where you're going to have the most fun. Because outside of social media, this is going to be the first time of your career where you run everything on the channel. And you are going to be intoxicated

with that type of control. And I'm just so fucking stoked for you to get in on that. Because this is what I've been wanting to, I've been probably harping on you to do this forever. You know, just do more of your shit. I just didn't. I don't know. Hey, why you wait this long?

Why have you never like... Because he's getting millions of dollars. Oh. It's hard to be motivated when you got millions of dollars. No, it's not that. It's just that we was building the breakfast club. No, I'm saying, just to do, like, your own YouTube channel just to put your own shit up. Because now I've got so much content on my own.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I have so many people requesting me to do one-on-one interviews and things of that nature. It just makes sense to do it. For it to live there? Yeah, it just makes sense to do it. That's all. Yes. 100%.

I love it. I'm very excited. Good things. We've done shit on Chris. Do you have anything else to say? Nah, just, you know, like I said, it's 2019. We're going into 2020. It's a transition year.

Everybody got to step the fuck up. But I'll be honest with you, I don't think everybody built for it. I just think some things have run their course. And you have to know that too. I'm not saying that about Chris in general. You know what I'm saying? That's shots at other people around me. But everybody, some things run their course.

Really? That's all, yeah. Who do you, can we talk about who? No. No, no. Why would you do that? They'll find out. Why would you do that for?

You got people shaking in their boots. By not talking about it, puts everybody on alert. Absolutely. Everybody looking in the mirror saying. That is very good. But listen, I'm... What more can I do? Yes.

But the only reason I'm putting pressure on everybody like that because I'm putting that kind of pressure on myself. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't feel like... I don't feel like I'm where I need to be. You know what I got goals. I got things that I want to accomplish.

You know what I'm saying? And I'm not sure that... You can help me get there. Yeah. That's it. That's really what it boils down to. You have confidence that you can get there. Yeah.

Especially when you look around and a lot of stuff that's coming to you is already, it's because of you. Because of you doing. So what are you doing to help facilitate this? Are you just taking a little piece of things that are already coming here anyway? That's it. That's it. Simple as that.

How are you bringing me money? And I got people around me that's constantly pushing me like, yo, you need to be. I got people on my ass right now because they're not happy. about my positioning, so to speak. In what? Because they just see more for me. What do you want that you don't have? I don't want to say right now.

That's fair. Can I tell you something? I don't know what you want in its entirety. But I promise you, outside of being in the next Terminator or like an action movie, there is nothing that you can't have on your own. Meaning... I don't want to know why I couldn't be

in the Terminator movie. Why couldn't I be in the Terminator movie? There's no black people in the future, but I'm sorry. I thought you about to say there's no black Terminator. No, no, no, no. Dude, imagine how fast that. Terminator would run,

that movie would be 30 minutes. By the way, there are no black people in any future movie. You do realize that, right? No, no. What movie was Will Smith in? Aren't all of his movies? I am legend.

He was the only person, period. All the one people left. Yeah, they all left. All the white people got out of New York. the one black guy stayed, man. That's fucked up, bro. This is a metaphor for gentrification. Yeah?

What, men in the future? Nah. Nah, nah, no. No, men in black is now. Winnie black was now. They just got future. I'm gonna stick with that shit. I'm gonna stick with that one.

I don't remember I robot. I think I robot wasn't even that crazy. We're talking about future, future, future. Post-apocalyptic shit. In the future. Star Wars ain't no black people. We got green people, purple people. It's like one.

No, James Earl Jones. He was the voice. He was the voice of Darth Vader. Hey, he's a white guy with a black voice. And the new Star Wars, they got the... The black kid, yeah. They got Samuel Jackson in and they had to, like, do whatever, you know? It's a couple.

It's a couple black people's. Guys, I don't know what to the... Why has no black people in the future, show? Because you don't clean your necks, you know? Your necks are dirty, bro. You guys, you guys don't clean your necks, bro. Listen, we learned about... We got the wet wipes.

We proved it. There's no black people in the future. because white people killed us. Facts. With the Popeye's chicken sandwich. West Coast. Okay, that's what happened. You know, we kept dropping chicken sandwiches.

You know they're dropping again in November. Until you're out. Yes, they drop it again in November. Are they really? Yes. What do we got coming for February? Shut the fuck. The whole chicken is just crushed.

I already told you all what it's going to be. We found a way to take the bones out the whole chicken, but the whole chicken is still there. I already told you what it's going to be, but I'm not repeating it. What? The whole chicken sandwich. Fucking no bones. We got all the bones.

How are these white people got the bones out of the chicken? I'm going to tell you something, though. The reason there's probably no black people in the future because we got the fuck out of here. Y'all went to, you all went to Mars. No, the way it's looking right now, it's time for people to get the fuck out of here, bro. Where the fuck are we going? I have no idea. What I'm going with you?

You know what I'm saying? You know, listen, the way Trump is running this shit right now, bro. Y'all laughed at me when I couldn't pronounce it. fascist and I was saying this is we under a fascist regime. I still feel uncomfortable when they say that one. When you look at me. If you don't think we under a fascist regime. Say that again.

Fastest, if you don't think we end up fascist regime now. Bro. Your lips are so wet from saying fascist. Don't try to distract us from what the white man is doing. All right. Okay with a little mispronunciation. But Trump, that motherfucker. All Trump got to do is.

give a shit. Yeah, he don't. No, he is wiping his ass with the Constitution. Maybe we could all move in with Tyler Perry. You know what I'm saying? Move down there on the shit. Bro? And get the fucking bobby.

Maybe that's what Tyler doing. Maybe Tyler building the compound. All the houses are built a code. You know, maybe. I don't fucking know. All I'm saying, like, yo, Donald Trump is wiping his ass with the Constitution. Impeachment inquiry. Fuck your impeachment inquiry.

I'm not showing up. Supenance. Please, you know we do. We know we dodged those. Kiss my ass, suck my dick, what you're going to do about it, Nancy. I need a whole house vote for me to even show up. Fuck you. That's what he said?

Yes. Teflon, Don, bro. Fuck you. Don't care. But it's unpatriotic. It's not the American way. Now, listen, nobody believes in America more than white people. That's true.

We love America, bro. So why? I love America. I love America, bro. I love America, bro. I love America, bro. It's so dope. So how do you feel about that guy wiping his ass with your Constitution?

What? I thought we were talking about America, bro. Why are you got to do that shit? What? The Constitution. I don't even know all the amendments in the Constitution. I only know the first two. Well, Trump is fucking, he don't give a fuck about none of it.

Which one is he breaking, so I know. Right now it's obstruction. Obstruction of what? Obscruction of Congress and do their fucking job. If Congress is asking for an impeachment inquiry, and Congress is saying, hey, we're subpoenaing these people, and Trump is like, no, don't fucking show up. Nobody shows up.

You were in school and they taught you checks and balance? Of course. There's no checks and balances anymore. I love. But how does the checks and balances apply here, though? Because the Congress oversees, the Congress is supposed to check on the president. Like, that's their duty. Well, they all check on each other, right?

But I just don't understand how the checks and balance system applies to like this right here. Like, I understand, like, to make a bill become a law, like, it passes through the House, then pass through Congress. And then the Supreme Court has to say that it's justice. The Constitution is in place to keep America from ever having dictates. A hundred percent. And Trump is dictatoring. this shit right now. I guess I'm not saying that you're wrong. I just want to know

which thing is not being checked here. I don't know what the technical shit is. So obstruction is telling people not to show up to a subpoena. Absolutely. And they must show up to the subpoena, right? If you ask someone to be there, they have to show. So those people are also breaking the law by not going. Yes. Ah. But he's giving him immunity.

Dude, I'm all about the law. I will tell you this, though. I think Pelosi jumped out the window by not getting the vote first. Dude, she's a fucking retard. No, well, in terms of the actual impeachment, it They have to vote to impeach. No, they don't. Yes, you do.

No, I'm going to read it to day. You have to. Nope. I read it today. Okay, so here's the thing. What she did was that she put a formal request for there to be an inquiry, but there wasn't any actual vote that has taken place yet. She showed her hand.

Before she even... Is what you're saying, right? Did you guys read the... Did you guys listen to the conversation? Or like hear the conversation or read the transcript? We listened to it. Alex and I listened to it in the car. And it was an interesting thing because Trump knows exactly what he's doing, but

From what I listen to, there's nothing you can pin him on. Yes, he can. You can't tell a foreign entity that interfere in a potential political candidate. And by the way, he doubled downed on the White House lawn and said, not only should Ukraine investigate the Bidens, China should do it too. Right, right. But he was joking with that, he said. You can't joke like that.

You're a president. What I'm saying is if you listen to the transcript, right, he very specifically spoke. and he wasn't saying, hey, you better do this, so you're not going to get that. He never said that. He held back to aid, though. He early, no, no, no, he never,

but he never said, I'm holding it back unless you do this for me. He earlier said, hey, America's been really good to the Ukraine, right? And then he goes, way better than the other European countries, right? We've been really good, right? They talk about some other shit.

And then he goes, hey, by the way, it would be really great, which is a better way, another way of saying, you better do this. He knows how to talk on the phone. You know how to talk on the phone. That's what I mean he's not doing anything.

He's a drug dealer. Exactly. Now, but here's the thing. If you're a drug dealer and you're talking on the phone and they can't prove that what you're saying is drugs, you can't go to jail. Yeah, but implications are obviously. The implications. So we can sit here and go we know what's going on? But can a court of law put him in jail for that phone call?

I don't think. Maybe for the subpoena shit. No, when you got Rudy Giuliani on TV. Right. Saying, of course I told them to investigate. That you're telling on yourself. Like they all, you know, I'm going to tell him what Trump is the master at. And everybody needs the own.

But you wouldn't investigate your opponent? Like, how do we find out that he had a video where he said he grabbed girls by the pussy? You investigate your opponent. That's exactly what you do. The question is whether you are leveraging American funding of another country and American aid to get that information.

And I don't think, from what I heard, you could prove that in the court of law, even though it was clearly implied. Foreign entity. You can't get a foreign entity to investigate your opponent. Oh, is that a rule against that? Yeah, you can't get a foreign entity

to investigate your opponent? It's just... You can't get Ukraine or China. This is American business. Yeah, but... If I want to dig up some... If I want to dig up some tapes on fucking Trump grabbing poissies,

yeah. But you can't get a foreign entity to do it. I thought that's what the Dems did with... Especially I think the Ukraine with so many conflicts and interests. I mean, you got Russia that, you know, invaded them, you know, that's still trying to get it back.

And we know what Trump's relationship is with Russia. Right. I mean, there's so much... Such a gray area. Yeah, and Pelosi... Pelosi said this on CNN. There is no requirement

under the Constitution, under House rules, are House precedent that the whole House vote is needed before proceeding with an impeachment inquiry. Right. I think he's just in there doing what the fuck he want to do. That's exactly.

And Darren, a motherfucker to try him. Like, no, he's shaking. He knows. No, he's shaking now. He's shaking now. Before he was testing their chin because you know they was cowardly

as a motherfucker. And now he's shaking. Now he's a little nervous because he's on overdrive with the fucking videos. He got all these produced shits. He's doing the big conference in Wisconsin. We've also been closer to the election.

Well, you're out. Right. But he's going out a lot of content. The illest thing Trump does is he does things in plain sight. When you do things in plain sight and nobody checks you on it, what does the general public think? It's normal. Yo, here's a question.

Here's a question. Because it's funny to see the new appreciation, love, and almost infatuation with George Bush. Oh, no, that went out the window this week. I thought that too. I thought that people loved George Bush, too, until this week when he was sitting by Ellen at the game. Yeah, but she got killed. Ellen came out and defended him.

Yeah, but she got killed, though. She got rewarded. Maybe I'm operating in a different world. She got rewarded post, but the fact that she even had to address it in the first place, I think, showed you where the left is still with Bush. Of course, of course. It seems like some of the left is upset of Bush, but I still seen a lot of tweets. Like, remember better days and there was like the Obama's, the Bush is, and then one other president maybe hanging out. And I mean, let's keep him on Bush still was a super shitty president.

It just wasn't as shitty. Okay, fair enough. So the question is. You put the economy up. That's why people hate George W. Bush. Outside the economy, wars, like, there's tons of different things. You could be critical of people dead because of George Bush. You could be so critical of George Bush, right?

The question is this, is if he eventually has come to a place where people are okay with him, find him charming and find him funny and they're cool. He just wasn't a dirt bag. I mean, that's the difference. He just wasn't a shitty president, but he wasn't, I think if you get to somebody's core, I don't think it at his core. I don't give a fuck about my president's core, yo. If you kill him, if you kill him.

million Middle Eastern people. Like, that's something you care more to fuck about. Like, if you destroy the economy for personal gain, that's something I care about. I don't care if a guy kicks a puppy in private. Like, what I care is what you do to the world and how you

affect the world. So my question for you guys is, if we can accept George Bush, somebody that literally Kanye was George Bush, don't care about black people. He was the most hated. How did he was up to George Bush, bro? I don't think people in my community. Yeah, they was killing George Bush. Jada kids was like Bush knocked out of the Towers.

George Bush was the antichrist. Yeah. No, no, no, no. They hated them then, and now it seems like there's some acceptance. No, I don't think so. He's taking pictures of Michelle. I think that people, people where I'm from, they don't fuck with neither one of them.

They just don't fuck with Trump more. At all. But why would they not fuck with Trump more? What is Trump done that's, what is Trump done this worse to black people than what Bush did? I don't think that, I'm not on that stance. I have a whole different fucking percent. What I'm saying is, I think the majority of people that I've talked to

think that they don't like the way that he get down and the way he's boisterous about it. Who, Trump? Yeah. I thought they'd like that. Like if you're going, no, certain people like that. Glasses Malone? Exactly. Most people, like, I always talk about dealing with a woman. Most people want to be coddled.

That's the truth. Nobody wants to be like, hey, your album was whack. Yeah. They want to hear, oh, it's not for me or this and that, you know what I'm saying? So I feel like the general population feels that way about their president. Trump does no, I mean, fuck that.

I don't think he know how. You know what I'm saying? I think his emotional IQ is so low, he don't know how to cuddle. Yeah. Why would he ever have to coddle? Yeah. Exactly.

Why would Donald Trump ever have to coddle? That's what I'm saying, but that's what I think that that's what I think it is. And I don't think that for the people who did, the minutia of people who did fuck with Bush and I know probably got that from him. I guess, okay. Obama was an ultimate coddler. You know what I'm saying?

Like he was like, oh. So is Clinton. Exactly. Yeah, they're going to say exactly what you want. Yeah. You see what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. It's just curious to me, like, that people would hate him more than, like, let's say, Bush, when clearly, at least with the black community, it seems like Trump has made a way bigger effort than any president, right?

What did you just say, though? You said something earlier. You said, you don't care if, you know, a guy kicks a puppy, you know, if he's doing, like, if he's doing a extreme shit, that's fucking up shit everywhere else. Yes. That's the same thing. Like, you care. I'm not, I don't care. Like, yeah, the economy's booming for black people.

But we're talking about, like, the end of those. democracy as we know it in America, how's that fair to anybody? Right. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's not fair to no one. Like, the only, the only people that's going to survive this shit is the elite. Right. Like, that's the only people that this shit is benefiting.

Yeah, but I think that's their gamble that it's not going to pay off. Like, these elite have been elite for hundreds of years, maybe a thousand years, some of them, right? By the way, though, it's not the elite that voted Trump in. It's the poor, middle white America. Right. Right. There's another fascist tactic. Act like you give a fuck about people like that.

Exactly. When all you're really knowing is line in the pockets of the one fucking percent. 100% and it's a genius move. And it's a tactic that the elites use, right? And it's part of the reason why they've been able to, like, stay in power for all these years. And you've seen little times in history where there were revolts, right? You saw in France, you saw it, I think, in Russia. Like, you saw these times where, like, the, what was it, the proletariat?

I forget what the fancy word is it. But the poor people basically fight back, right? And I think the elites have, like, learned, they go, okay, we can't squeeze these people too much. If we squeeze them too much, they revolt, right? especially in America, don't go around squeezing these people because they got guns, bro. I don't think, I'm going to be honest with you, I don't think any side fear is that type of revolt in America.

I think America just got it too good, bro. America got it too good to ever truly revolt. Because they're not squeezed enough. What I'm saying is once you squeeze them to the point where they have to choose between survival and robbing you. I don't think we ever get to that point. Remember we talked about that on the podcast before,

and I was saying how like, even if you're poor, you can still survive. Because it's American poor. It's 99-cent burgers. It's American poor. It's low-income houses. Like, it's someplace you can be.

And be poor. If the homeless in America aren't revolting, who's going to revolt? That's a fact. Because the homeless in America... And that's your got to be frustrating. No, the homeless in America, for the most part, are dealing with mental illness and drug use. Right?

So it's not like... For the most part, the homeless in America are mentally ill. I would love to know why that guy killed all those people in China time this weekend. The homeless guy. That was crazy. By the way, he was out of his mind. But he was out of his mind. But he'd be out here sometime.

He killed four people in Chinatown with a fucking stick or some shit like... Wait, for real? Yeah. Yes. This weekend. I have a horrible joke to make right now that I'm not going to make. Yeah. But I just needed to let everyone know that I had it.

Already. He didn't talk to anybody. Just random. Yeah. Random taking out Asians. I didn't know if he meant to kill Asian people. He just happened to be in Chinatown. Because he used to hang out around here.

Right. Yeah. Why, did you recognize him? What? Our security here told us, Chris. Oh, oh. Okay, I thought you knew him. This is a good guy that...

It was on the news. Oh, Chris Monroe. Should we have a nice little combo? Let's pay some bills. Let's pay some bills. All right, good. We can put a button on this. Sorry, we'll get back to talking about other homeless people.

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Chris Monroe. Chris, I'm glad you came because I don't ever want you to think that we're talking behind your back. What's up, Chris? Okay. Yeah. We're going to happy you are. You know, every night and then we have to have interventions. We've got to have combos, man.

We have to take people to tag. Yeah. Andrew, go. Chris, where's our studio, Chris? Where you want it to be? Look how slick this guy is, bro. That was from very... Look how slick this guy.

He did. Where you at? Where are you at? While you're in another woman right now? Your girl, like, where you at? Where you want me to be? You want to do it here? You want to get a separate space?

I want a dedicated space. I understand. I understand. Charlemagne wants a dedicated space, and we want... You want to be outside. of this building. I don't care. I want it to be convenient enough for Charlamagne, but we've had this conversation for a while. We have, but I also don't have clear marching orders. So you can give me those clear marching orders right now. We have had clear marching orders, but we will. I didn't know the Chinese take marching orders from Americans. Keep those legs down. Things are changed.

Okay. So it can be here. This is not about the marching orders. You were waiting to see which deals go through and what's going on. So don't make it about the marching orders. There's other things here. but we need a dedicated studios. We need a dedicated studio for this podcast. Charlemagne and I, we agree on this, that we need something convenient, obviously, for his schedule. Okay, so it can be in this building. It could be next door.

It could be a block away. But it needs to be something close, right? We can't go out to Brooklyn because then you're going back to Jersey. It's going to be very difficult, even though I would love. We go to Brooklyn. And we need to do it. Be out of respect for the people that listen to this show and watch the show every single week.

What say you, Chris? I agree 100%. But what's the hold up? I've been waiting for certain things to play out. Obviously, it's not happening quick enough, so I just have to go ahead and do it then. We've got to keep things in our own hands the way we've been doing. I agree.

The criticism is justified. I'm not sitting here and saying you guys aren't right. Why are you so agreeable? Fuck. You're right. Son of a bitch. I wanted a fight. I wanted to fight, Chris.

No, no, no, no. You're right. You're right. God, damn it. These Asians are so zen about everything. Here's the thing about Chris, though. It's not like Chris doesn't want the best for the podcast. It's not like Chris doesn't want the best for loudspeaker.

You know what I'm saying? He's just working with the dick he got. Get one of them extensions you were talking about earlier. He's trying to make a gormone. You know what I'm saying? He's trying to make us orgasm, bro. You just don't. Add some fingers.

Use the tongue. Do whatever you need to do. Okay? Listen, I am a personally account. I'm like personal accountability guy. Okay? You know if it was only me. No.

I'm doing it. And you've, to your credit, when shit hasn't done, gotten done, you've gone and done it. Right. And I respect that.

Right. I have a little bit, or at least I feel, maybe I'm reading it wrong, I feel like I have a little bit less flexibility in what I can do. So I'm a little bit more measured. But absolutely,

the way you've done it is probably just what I have to do, which is just say, fuck it. Fuck it. Do it. And then we figure it out afterwards. Okay. but we need a place that we can build out, look beautiful. Not even just for brilliant names for loudspeakers as a whole.

Well, you have engine room and you can do whatever you want with the engine room. But I'm not worried about loudspeakers. Right now, the only thing I'm worried about. You want a studio where up on the walls is going to be shit that's particular to this show that tells a story that has a narrative. It's ours. It's got to be all ours. I did do one little thing, one tiny little thing moving in the right direction. Okay.

I bought an iPad last night. We've downloaded. I almost walked out I almost walked out of this studio I almost left the studio I almost left the fucking studio I told you he's doing the fucking studio I told you he's doing the best he can do

I said I need a studio and he came with I bought an iPad I told you he's doing the best he can do I thought he was about to say I just purchased his property I didn't I bought a fucking iPad I bought an iPad It's a soundboard

What about an iPhone Chris did you buy one of those two So we can call you we need you We got a walk before we can run Okay All right please so no we have a soundboard We're working on it this morning. Just to add a little element of the show,

I'm not saying that that's anything, but what I'm saying is it's those little types of things. No, we're a very poorly produced podcast. No, it is. No, show's it is. This is what I just, baby, I'm cheating. Listen, I did one thing. I use a condom.

Listen, I use a conan, babe. You're not going to get any STDs no more. I'm going to tell you something. No more. I agree with that. Now, I think that Taylor does a good job structuring the podcast. But me and Taylor had this convoy, didn't we?

We had this combo. If you listen to Deidus and Mero If you listen to even Amanda Seals Amazingly produced Listen to Joe Rogan Amazingly produced podcast With the sound effects With the clips being inserted

In certain places Like it's just so It's a very good produced podcast Rogan doesn't do any of the clips Inserted or anything like that You start the combo That guy is right there Whoever what's the dude name?

Listen I've set this up entirely in his other studio. Really? Yeah, everything's set up for this. If we have our own studio, I can put all these things to play. This is in every podcast we already have. That's easy.

I just need it in our own dedicated space. Like this thing that we have going on right here, we have a, no, not only, well, Alex, of course, but like this is a, we have a traveling studio. This, what Alex is doing right now is the same thing that your nightly news is doing.

He's doing all by himself, what six people doing, your nightly news where he's switching in between cameras, all these things are happening while this is being recorded live. How could you ever want to keep immigrants out when you got somebody like Alex when he can do all those different things? He's Puerto Rican, he's almost an immigrant. You know what I mean? I got to keep it a little bit. We got to keep immigrants in the country. You got to do it. They know how to work. My point is you give me a space. I can build it into something beautiful, even with the interim room space. We made it to look at like a studio. You give me a space.

I'm going to put it into something beautiful. You know, obviously, we got some things cooking that I can exist. talk about just yet. I'm very excited to announce. But for brilliant needs, specifically, all we need is a space. Get these fucking TVs out of the way.

Get all this shit out of the way. We have a space. We go. And then we're off to the races. Then it's beautiful. It's five years, guys. It's 2019. You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're going into another decade. Time to take things to another level. That's all I'm saying. We're at 10 now, but it's time to go to 11. We got to hit 11. That's it.

We got to go back to 1 by going to 11. it just makes perfect sense to me. I don't know what to tell you. I agree. I'm on it. All right, damn. So that means we got to delete all the shit we said about Chris or else?

No, we got to keep it. Okay. Keep it. It's fine. It wasn't bad, though. It was just, we're not bad, people. It's nothing you've never heard. I mean, look, it wasn't bad.

I'm sure it was. No, it wasn't bad. It really wasn't bad. We're going to get rid of the Hong Kong Foui instrument that we got behind it. Well, okay, but let's, I do want to say one thing about the soundboard since we brought it up.

Yes. I think the way it's, effective is when the sounds that we're playing are for our audience specifically. And by that, I mean inside jokes. If people start arguing and we play a shots fired, pow, pow, pow, or that's corny. That's not any. Everybody does that. Right. It has to be stuff that only our audience recognizes and then adds another layer to it. That's when I think the sound effects are cool. Nobody gives a fuck about sound effects. Nobody's listened to a podcast because of sound effects. Man, it does make it sound bigger, man. I'm telling you. You know what makes it

sound look bigger when you have your own fucking studio and you have, yes. You know what looks professional when you have your own studio? You're there for an experience and you're having it. You know what? You go to dinner at someone's house nobody's going, wow, this is great cutlery. That food sucked. What you're doing is improving cutlery. It is

it does add to the experience. I'm not going to lie. It's like ambiance. You know what I'm saying? Like, when you listen to D. Zamares, you know what D. Zamero, you know what Dizzer Morrow sounds like. Like, there's certain sound effects they use certain, like Chris said a certain inside joke. I'm not saying we shouldn't do it. Let's add it. It should be,

but it shouldn't be the priority is figuring out of a fucking soundboard. Because we're already animated. We don't need anything. Exactly. Like this is, we got what you need for this. Now we need the casing. We got the dicks.

We just got another fuck. That's it. We're the engine. We are the fucking Rolls-Roy's engine and we're in a rice rocket. You know, listen, y'all know how you y'all have dated. guy that got big dicks but they don't know what to do with them? How do you not know what to do with a big dick? Sit on it.

Why do you need a stroke game? Just laying in your back. No, man. I stay on my back. I'm on my back. No, man. I'm on my back. That's my game.

That's your move? I'm on my back. Yo, every shot is a back shot because I'm on my back. Every once in a while I'll do one of these little like who-who-who, like A little, I'll pop it up. And I bet she goes, you got a little popcorn. You're putting a little effort into it.

Every once in a while. It's all about a little effort. I'm on my back. It's not enough effort being put into this podcast. You're all the man. I'm a back man. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-back man. It's not enough effort being put into this podcast.

We need more effort. You got big dicks. You got big dicks. You got a big black dick. You got a big black dick. That's all. great dick talk little soundbite. There you go, right there.

On the soundboard. I love it. Let's have the soundboard built into the wall of the studio. And you got to be judicious with it. You can't hit it every two seconds. Did you say judicious? Yeah.

Judicious. Like when you come on the mic, you go, da-da-da-da-dun-d-d-d-t. You know what I'm saying? That definitely cannot happen, but... That's all. It could be good.

Every time he leaves, it's just wong. Long. The car. Listen, you just need a little more effort. That's all. It's time to take things to another level. We got to take it to the next level.

Rocket science. What are we doing this for? To be the greatest. Amen. Well, there are a lot of good spaces in Chinatown, like five blocks away from here. See, the joke's sell itself. Dane-da-da-da-dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. You know what?

You know what I mean? Listen, that was a little... I would go to Chinatown. I would go to Chinatown. Absolutely. Yeah, China's right there. It's walking distance. I'm not walking.

You saw what happened to that homeless guy just killed four people, but I will get there. Now you want to go to Chinatown? I mean, yeah. I'm with it. Let's do it. I think Chinatown, all jokes aside, I think Chinatown's the right location.

I think you don't have to move your car. We can walk there and back in five minutes. I think as soon as you start going up the west side, it gets more complicated. There's an amazing Chinese restaurant in Chinatown, too. Maybe one or two. Charlemann. No, I'm saying.

Charlotte, man. It's called the Red Dragon. If I don't comment on this, we will question the integrity of this podcast. You just said there is an amazing Chinese restaurant in Chinatown. Now, it'd be interesting if you're like, yo, there's an amazing Chinese restaurant in Jamaica, right? That'd be different because you're like, whoa, okay, you've got some Chinese people in Jamaica. What else do you fucking think there is in Chinatown? That shit is good, though.

Let me guess. They got Chinese food in there? Yes, man. They got these fucking duck dumplings. So it's like, what's the, not duck dumpling? What's the shit that you bust open? Peking duck. No, no, dumplings, yeah.

Soup dumplings. No, it's the duck, right? You slice the duck and you put it in this, like, rap. Yeah, you wrap it, yeah. That's what it is? Yeah, I had some in Taiwan. Man, that shit. It's slamming.

Slamming, slamming. Really? Yes. Wow. Called the Red Dragon. I ain't been there in a minute, too. You want to go get some duck? You want to go with some duck?

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Now, I don't want anybody to listen to this podcast and think that, we're having all of this inside conversation about wanting the podcast to grow for no reason. I was really inspired this weekend when I went to, you know, Tyler Perry's studio. And even if you're not black, you should be inspired by that

because think about how old most of these studios are, bro. Like, this is old money. You know what I mean? That is built these studios, hundreds of years old, like generational shit. This shows you that, something has to start somewhere,

meaning like McDonald's had to start some fucking way. Like we're seeing the new versions of those things now. Even when you look at social media, the Twitter, the Instagram, the Facebook, that is new shit. That's shit that came from our generation.

So it's inspiring to see people build things that shift culture and are creating generational wealth for them. You know what I'm saying? And Tyler said, man, Tyler said, yo, all he wants to encourage people to do is dream bigger. That's it. Whatever you think you're doing is...

It ain't it. Dream bigger. You ever look at like a forest or some shit in the distance, right? You're like sitting on a cabin or anything. And every tree looks the same height in the forest, right? What you don't realize is that there is a little tree that is currently growing. And then there's a middle-sized tree. And there's a tall tree.

Absolutely. Tyler just became the tall tree. Absolutely. But that shit has been growing for a minute. Nobody really looked at it. Absolutely. So it's like everything that we're doing, we're just different level trees in this whole forest. Absolutely.

So we need to keep on watering to get there. But you should not be deterred at all just because you're not the top fucking tree. And listen, every tree starts somewhere. 100%. Tyler started, he was in place. You know what I'm saying? Then he started writing his own players. Then he started promoting his own place.

Then he went to the movies. And then he went to the TV And in the process of doing all that It's like, you know what? Let me build my studio. He probably had the same mindset That we're thinking right now. But you think at that point though,

like say he's starring in the play, you think he saw Tyler Perry Studios From that point? Yes. So like when you were doing radio in Philly, you saw Shook One. Yes, well, not Shook One. I saw my first book.

Okay. I definitely saw the first book. But now it's like, yo, possibilities are endless. So the P-OV is what? Five years, ten years, 10 years. That's a good question.

I always say that I like to see life in four-year intervals only because, you know, that's how school is set up. You know, you go to first grade through fourth grade, and then, you know, you're usually in like ninth grade to 12th grade in college, you know, 12th grade to... Not college. Yeah, 13th grade to 17th grade, whatever the fuck it is. What is the freshman and junior?

Same thing as four years. So I like to, I didn't go to college. So I like to look at it and know... You could have just said Olympics. What's up with the Olympics? Every four years. Every four years. Okay, yeah.

I like looking at things in every four year intervals. I think every four years you should gauge your life and see where you're at. Pivot. It's necessary. Yeah, I think that you can have

like multiple levels of the dream, right? Like I think you probably saw like some crazy end goal early on and then you saw steps to get there and they reach goals. And the dream changes the higher you get, right? And then you get up to that end goal

and you're like, oh shit, I can still do more. Yeah, because when you down here you see things a certain way. Yeah, but I want to know like from people around, you know what I'm saying? Because I think it's more realistic when you have relatable, like how I just told you, like, from you,

like from Guy Code, did you see your stand-up special? You said, or from Guycold, did you see DeAndraSholz.com with all of these? From the second I even decided to do GuyCode or do everything on MTV, my whole goal was, my whole goal was building a following because I knew that that was the only security you could have in this wildly insecure.

business. If you have the people, you have something. And I knew I had something to give the people. I knew I would outwork anybody. I knew if it was just going to be about hours of the day of work, I would put more in. But I have to find a way to access to people. So at the time, it was TV. And then getting on Twitter. And then I noticed a shift where, like, younger generations weren't watching TV. And I was like, oh, it's internet. And I went through certain things in my career where I didn't have the opportunities to do TV. So I leaned heavy into YouTube, right? And now all of a sudden YouTube is this. They just said today that teens watch YouTube more than Netflix.

Right. Of course. You know it's about to kill? Quibi. Quibi is going to kill. You know why Quibi's going to kill? Short-form content. Yeah.

And it's all mobile. It is the first content that's been curated specifically for your phone. So you can watch a sitcom on Quibi. And when you watch it in up and down mode, it's shot for up and down mode. And when you turn your phone, the same. sitcom itself adjust to size. And they got some shit. Because they shoot every shot with, I think, two cameras right on top of each other.

Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. And they got some shit coming. Yeah. You know why I like that? Oh, no, sorry, they shoot in 5K so that they, when they edit, they can zoom in and it doesn't lose value. You know why I like that? That's crazy.

I like that because they're not trying to, uh, they're not trying to stick to an old model. Because you have a lot of people that do that. They do that in radio. They do that in motherfucking, you know, TV. They all try to stick to this old model. No, we're going to make. this, we're going to make this work. We're going to make this work. No, you got to adjust to what the fuck is going on. So, I think, I don't know if Quibi's going to work, but what they, what they,

the, the, the, the attempt at it is genius. The reason why I love it. I asked a question. I spoke to them, yeah. You going to do something? No, I say, I get, I, I don't know if they'll do it, but I basically, I sat down with this woman who was like running the stand-up division. I was like, this is your whole stand-up platform if you want to run with it. I, I just like the idea that there's competition out there. I want there to be another big stand-up thing, because I want stand-ups to have the ability to sell their specials to more places. And when you think about screen time, any screen time in your life, you look at your phone more than anything.

Here, yes, 100% yes. 100% yes. 100% yes. So here's where they could possibly win. And this is where they could also, it's win or lose based on this one thing. I don't think anybody's downloading that app and then paying the money. If they find a way, and this is what Sirius XM should have done from the beginning, if they find a way to be baked into your phone plan already.

If I'm them, I lose money for a straight year. And I go, anybody who is AT&T, T, mobile, whatever, you get Quibi for free. It's already in your phone. You don't have to pay for it for a year. Go for it. Now we're addicted. And then they go, by the way, your year's up,

it's going to be six more dollars on your phone bill. You're like, I got to stop. I can't stop watching the replenishers or whatever the fucking show is. That's not a bad idea. You know what I think? I think anytime you give away free product, you know what I mean, and it's dope product,

motherfuckers will smoke that shit. They'll pay to smoke it. But I will say, I think content is always king. Content is king. And I think about the first time I ever subscribed to Netflix. Yep.

I can tell you why. Why? Because the orange is the new fucking black. Interesting. Everybody was talking about oranges the new black so much that I was like, I have to watch this fucking show.

And so I downloaded Netflix and I watched oranges as a new black and I just, by that time, they just kept throwing content out. So I kept, the shit. Now it's the biggest thing out there. I think a platform like Quibi

has to do the same thing. And they've got some good guys behind it. Katzenberg is bank rolling. Doug has, Doug Herzog. Yeah, Doug. Doug is there. Doug is there. Yeah, make people feel comfortable. Why you think the big, like, I was talking about this, like, at the station last week about, like, big corporations and networks

not playing ball, like with the new way of doing shit. They don't want new talent. They always, like you were saying, they stick to the old model of doing shit. It's a bunch of old motherfuckers still in control. And nobody wants to admit that they're wrong And nobody wants to admit that they don't know shit Instead of just falling back And letting these young minds tell them

What is actually happening in these streets You should, like, yo, it's the stupidest shit in what I hate When we have focus blog meetings, right? And we have focus blog meetings And people are in there There's a bunch of 40 old, 50 old people in there And they're like Got the PowerPoint

What are 20-year-olds listening to? I don't fucking know. I'm 41. How about call some of the 20-year-olds in here? Might be a good idea. What are women listening to? I don't know. know, it's too many dicks in this room.

How about call some vaginas in here? What do black people like? Well, I don't know. Lotion? I'm different. But I'm saying all that to say, call the people in the room that you're trying to cater to instead of trying to figure out what you think they like.

Because you know what happens? Everybody moves off stereotypes. Right? Everybody moves off how they think people are. Guess what kind of content you create? Bullshit. Some character-type bullshit, some stereotypical bullshit that's not authentic and people don't fuck with it. Also, think about how, like, think where industries are going.

Like, that's how I always try to have a competitive advantage, right? Like, I'm thinking about where industries are going, where content is going, where, like, using practice is going. And then how do I get there before them? Bro. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's, like, even with podcasting, I already know what's wrong with podcasting. And I got an idea. to make all this shit look obsolete.

And if it works, it works. If it's not, I lost a little bit of money. But, like, visually, I have a way to where it just looks. This shit will look obsolete. But that's because I'm like, how do I, how do I put my Steve Jobs hat on? Remember when Steve Jobs would put out a new iPhone? It was shit all over the old one.

It just look way better. Now these new guys that put out the iPhone, it looks just like the old one. I had... They don't have no more innovators. Because they ain't no more innovative. Steve Jobs, understood the value of going, this is the cool guys table, you no longer at it.

Or you want to be at it? We'll get my new shit. And that's what all of us should be trying to do to innovate with our business. How do we stay one step ahead? What are they, all right, people, when we were putting the standup clips on YouTube, or not YouTube on Instagram, I was like, are people, I literally remember having this thought. I'm on, on a bus.

And I was like, looking at a clip. And I was like, man, I'd love to hear this clip, but I don't want to put my phone on volume because then everybody else could hear it. It could be weird. I don't want to get my headphones out and put them in. Like, man, how do I have to solve this fucking problem? And then I realized, oh, shit, I'm a subtitle these fucking clips.

And then I did a little research and found out 80% of people don't use their headphones when they're scrolling. And I'm like, well, all my shit is on your scroll. So I got to find a way to, to make sure you can enjoy my shit. And yeah, without having the shit play. Boom. Boom.

So it's how do we stay ahead? What were you saying? I was going to say, I was having a conversation with somebody, and I was trying to explain to them. And actually, you know what? It was crazy. I was talking to glasses about this shit six years ago.

I told him six years ago, I said, bro, TV's dead. And he was like, what the fuck you talk about? Cush? I'm like, look, everything is going to be subscription-based. Music, eventually food is going to be subscription-based. It is already. It already is.

DoorDash. No, no, I'm talking about. Straight up food. Think about this, right? So I told them, I got this idea, right, where you basically buy the licensing for something. So say Chipotle, Wing Stop and Panda Express, right? And then you build it all in-house in a commercial kitchen

and then you just outsource the delivery. You know what I'm saying? Where you cook it all in-house in one kitchen and then you buy a subscription. So I could order from Wingstop or whatever I want for a set fee every month. Oh, I see what you saying? You see what I'm saying?

You've basically created the cable model with food. Exactly. Yeah. But how do you factor in inflation? Like when, you know, the price of chicken goes up one dollar a month. Well, no, what he, what he brings up a good point is that like the cost of making one food. Yeah, the cost of goods might change for the different restaurants. Absolutely.

Right. And absolutely will. But what you do is you create a, you know, a price. What I would question. Jeff Bezos model. Yeah, but what I would question about that is like, how does it save me money? How does it save me money or save me time? Well, because I was having this conversation, right, about restaurants and shit like that because of how I eat.

I'm a single guy. I don't know how to cook. I have to buy my food every single day. Do you not have seamless? No. So, like, seamless is every restaurant in the city that delivers, you could just order via their menu. But you don't pay a subscription service, which actually makes sense because why don't you just pay when you eat? Now, the subscription service only makes sense if it's less expensive than if you pay.

pay every time. Right. And that... Yeah, I don't see how that could work with food. I think it's a great idea. It's your thinking is right. What you're thinking of is like consolidating things that we already consume but providing value and diversity within the consumption.

Exactly. It's now you have to go, how am I solving a problem? Exactly. And if you're not solving a problem? Creating one. You're creating one. The way, what show said is very important. Every innovative idea that you have is,

only, to me, it's only innovative if it solves a particular problem. Yeah. Like, everything that we love has solved somebody, some type of problem. Even when you think about social media, social media has solved the problem of idle time. Right. You know, when you're sitting around bored on the shit. Connectivity with fans. Even though there's this thing called books.

Oh, God for this. You motherfuckers could read. God for bitch. But nobody wants to do that. Our podcast. Yeah, I'll listen to a podcast for real. Like, it's filled the void that people have for time. I'm just talking about progressive thought, right?

because of the conversation I was having was more or less like, you know who should have been on the forefront of Uber taxi cab companies? Or Hilton. They should have got in on Airbnb. A lot of those companies shitted on it. That's my point. They turned it back on. Blockbuster had the opportunity to buy Netflix.

Exactly. That's a fact. That's what I'm saying. Like a lot of times all of these different entities that are in place sticks a brick and mortar shit and it never works. It never works, man. That's why going back to bringing things full circle, that's why you cannot be afraid to change.

Yo. That's why you can not be afraid of all. What about this? That's why we're having this conversation on the podcast today. Charlemann, you've heard the term if it works, don't change it. And that's where some people get caught up because... I thought it was if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Or if it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?

So it's like all these companies, blockbust and these other things weren't broke. They were killing it. But what you need... I think that's a horrible saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it, whatever that is, is because it implies that you shouldn't be constantly, keeping your foot on the competition's neck. It implies you're at 10 and you're good. Go to 11, motherfucker.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, it's like even if you're on a top, even if you're the best, even if it's like, even the breakfast club is ubiquitous with radio and hip hop and all these types of things. It's like, all right, how can we level up again? How can we, what else are we doing?

How can we take it to the next level? What are we doing this better? Oh, all these other radio stations are just doing radio? Well, motherfuckers are watching our videos on YouTube. why don't we just put everything on YouTube? Leveled up again. The YouTube was the level up. Right?

So it's like, what are we doing? That's why I get frustrated with the studio shit because it's like, what we can do is more than just the podcast. It's when someone comes here, we can have other content for Brilliant Idiots that we're filming out of our studio. We can have a big image that you take a picture in front of like Rogan has that's branding.

Branding. So now everybody's coming here. They're waiting for that moment with their picture and then they're posting that picture on there's so many different things that you could do when you have a specific space that become iconic that build your brand without you doing it

there's passive building right now we're homeless well just look every studio is going just bring a box cardboard box the moral of the story is people there's another level after 10 and if you're at 10

and you're comfortable and the things that you're dreaming aren't making you uncomfortable anymore then you're not dreaming big enough. That's it. So that's all we simply, that's all this podcast was about today, you know, dreaming bigger.

You know, yo, it's October motherfuckers. Y'all got a couple more months left. Yeah. Last January 1st, you was like, yo,

this year is my year. Yeah. You ain't this shit. Mm-hmm. But the same shit you did, you're in the same position right now that you was in last October. You haven't leveled up at all.

You're not even at 10 yet. You haven't even leveled up. Yeah, we're going into a new decade. Step it up. I don't know about y'all. but my hunger level is different. My comfort level is not comfortable at all. You know what I'm saying?

Because I just got a whole new set of long-term goals and short-term goals that I wrote out. And, you know, when I look back at the last decade of my life, I've crossed out every goal. I'm not even bullshit. I can show you my notebook. Every single one? Bro, every single one except for having a son.

Yeah, but... And he tried. I tried. Lord knows I tried Lord knows I try but guess what Everything short of genetic mutation I tried But that's not what God wanted You know what I'm saying

But everything else And by the way If I didn't cross out a goal I got You didn't want I got somewhere Like God took me somewhere else By pursuing that

You understand what I'm saying? Sometimes when you Get successful Or you continue your career You find out what you really want. And a lot of times, we don't know what we really,

we want what people tell us we want. They're like, if you're a comedian, you should have a sitcom. And then you do some acting and you're like, I don't really like this. I only had that dream

because I thought, other people decided that for me, essentially. So it's like, you might not have crossed out certain goals because you might have gotten to them and be like,

oh, actually, I don't want to do this. Yeah. Why? Bro, let me tell you a revelation I had because it helped some kids when I went to the school.

They were like, yo, you should do like, because even me and Charlotte's talking about it. You should do an album. You don't, like, put out some music and shit like that. And then I went to like set with a label. They offered me the world. And it was like, all right, cool, let's do it. And then I was going to put out some L.A. talent and shit like that. And I was like, I'm not a salesman.

Yeah. Like, I'm not call it. So I don't, like, I can't go to a radio station and be like, oh, this and that. Like, I really don't give a fuck if you play my record. Right. I just don't give a fuck. So it's not for you to do. So why would I put myself in that, in that discussion like that?

I'm more so like, I'm a content creator. Do you enjoy making the record? No. Then don't do it. I enjoy creating the content about whatever the subject matter is. Instead of making a song about being happy, I want to sit down and talk to motherfuckers. About being happy. So with that being said, it's kind of like, I think that, like what you were just saying,

you can't let other people dictate your goals, your path and shit like that. And don't do what you think you're supposed to be doing. You actually sit down and figure the shit out. Don't play it safe. You know, something else Tyler Perry said this weekend, man, he said the main reason we got a dream big is because, you know, sometimes other people are tied to our destiny, right? And, you know, sometimes we're marginalizing ourselves. And when we're marginalizing ourselves, we're not realizing we can create things that are so big that they can empower so many other people.

And to me, everything that I want to do in my life right now, nothing is self-serving. Literally, everything that makes me happy, everything I want to do is something that will directly impact and empower other people. Because that's what I really enjoy doing. You know what I'm saying? Whether I'm out here at these schools talking about the importance of mental health and mindfulness and getting these brothers to be, you know, the best versions of themselves or, you know, it's helping, you know, that next generation of talent or talent that I think is dope, you know, helping them, you know, find out who they are and empowering them.

Like, that's what I enjoy doing. And you can't do that shit when you're homeless. I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You can't set up a space for nobody else if you're home. You got a space for yourself. You got it. 100%.

I feel a little homeless right now. That's all. We just need a home. Just a little bit. It's a tad. Just a little bit. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, no, I'm not going to say that. The house ain't big enough. We need a bigger house. That's all I'm saying. My house ain't big enough. I just want a house. That's the first goal, though. That's the first goal though.

But you're going to get a house, you're going to be like, yo, these walls kind of close. Yeah, we're not homeless. I need a little space. We're not homeless. The house ain't big enough. That's it. Because you're doing a lot.

You put so many come out. You always putting other people standups and shit out. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I want to try my best to like promote standup and, you know, the guys I think deserve it and give them a shot. Absolutely. But also, yeah, I'm just very excited for your YouTube. I'm very excited for your YouTube journey, man, because you're going to, like, in my personal opinion, I feel like being a content creator where you put out your own content,

it's the closest thing to being like a farmer nowadays. Like we're digitally farm because that's our crops. Yeah. And then we reap what we sow. Only one thing I don't like about YouTube. Okay. And it's just even though I understand it's a means to an end. Right.

It's just, it's not ours. Yeah. Nothing is yours. I mean, you can create things that are actually yours, but the platform itself. This is the thing. It's not all. We got to get closest, what are you saying?

No, but I was going to say you do utilize it. the platform to showcase. Oh, it is the, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. It is the closest thing to yours. YouTube is the closest thing you can get to yours. Now, we can sit here and we can go, okay, but like, what if we have a, you know, a patron, what if we have all these other things?

And they're great, don't get me wrong. But at the same time, ask Alex Jones, they could take them from you at any time. Exactly. That's why I don't get caught up in, like social media, none of that. None of that shit is really ours. You're going to enjoy it.

But outside of yours, what it is, is this. It's a platform with millions, of people, actually all the people, billions of people, right? The most viewed platform on the planet where you can put out the things that you truly want to do

on your own timeline. You don't got to call eye hard and be like, hey, I was wondering if we could put this interview here and then, well, let me call up four different people and then you're like, fuck this shit. You want to film it? You go. Hey, Alex, you want to go to Russia?

Let's film some shit in Russia. Hey, you want to drink out of a boot in Australia and put out, whatever we want to do, we're in control. It is addictive, Charla. You are going to find... Is you a contract? I'm a content creator.

I love it. You can do that anywhere. I know, and don't get wrong. And I do. I do it on Instagram. I do it on Twitter. I do it in all different places. You're a content creator.

All you need is a platform. Facts. That's it. That's it. You're a content creator. But I think it's also like what you do, you do it very well showcasing other people not being afraid to shine a light on another motherfucker. Like I feel like that's needed. What's the point?

We don't have enough of that, in my opinion. I think that's what the biggest chip. I sent you a thing I posted and I asked you if you feel the same way. It said, I'm not going to lie, the bigger my platform gets and the more people I help, the more I resent people with bigger platforms will do nothing.

You goddamn right. So when I see people with platforms and they could, like, empower a young DJ or a young, a radio personality or a fucking comedian, and they just, all this is all mine. Like, I just feel like,

right, that's what I genuinely want. I feel so resentful to her. They're whack. Don't give them your energy, but like, yeah, I mean, they're whack. I think, you know, Charlotte May has done an amazing job with that. I mean, myself being one of those people,

but also, a lot of other people that you've put on. And, but, but, like, yeah, I've just been tried to continue that. You know what I mean? Like, you know, I see guys like Charlotte, like, Rogan, like, who don't have to. Don't have to. Don't have to. Are not, like, personally invested necessarily in the people that are doing it.

But it will happen. And, like, I mean, look what's happened with my career. It's been pretty insane what's going on because of it. And I hope that I could do that for other comics that I feel like really deserve it to have, like, the right integrity. Right, right. That I know would continue that. Go to rollback. Exactly.

But it's the right people. You can look at people like, you can't even help a single person. And those are the people that I care help, really. But the people that want to fucking do it, the people that want to put in the work, it's like, yeah, man, let's fucking, let's throw them a bone. If you hate the industry, create it.

You know what I'm saying? If you hate the industry, create your own. It's just really that simple. So if Shost gets to look, head gets a look, and then they go and they got the same type of energy, and they're looking for the same type of energy that's in them

and they give those people to look. You know, you're just creating this whole motherfucking energy this shit like wet gremlin. We are the fucking industry. Like that's what people don't know.

And like that's what I, and I love the fact that you have this YouTube page, man, is because what we need right now, like, head, you got your YouTube. I got my YouTube. You got your YouTube. Then we have all these other,

I have some other standups, other comics. We can bring up younger people through our own systems. We don't got to call up Vice. We don't got to call up HBO. We can be like, yo,

this guy's really. the truth, yo, hey, he's coming out to the West Coast. You should get him on the thing, you should blah, blah, blah. And then all of a sudden he gets some of your fans. They like it. You have them doing the interview with you. They like it. You know what I mean?

They come to an interview with me or do inside jokes with me. We can build up industry by ourselves. It's unprecedented what we can do right now. That's why all these systems in Hollywood are falling apart. The middleman is gone. Go over. It's over. What happened?

Well, it's going to come kill us. It's because we take it out of dark. What, damn, Nilella. I didn't come to L.A. from L.A. to get killed. I thought you were telling us up. I'm taking somebody with me. What she's saying is we're attacking the powers that be. We're not.

I understand what you're saying, but, you know. The powers that be know all of this shit is going on. I'm very boisterous about how I feel. There's nothing they can do about it. That's why, like, you know how back in the day they would say, Michael Jordan, you can't stop them. You can only hope to contain them. That's all they're all trying to do now.

They're just trying to contain the motherfucking creatives. Exactly. And the problem is that they're trying to contain too much. What agents and managers in Hollywood and that kind of stuff always did was just made money off of entertainment. Bro, they're product managers. That's really what they are. That's all you are?

Unless you're a manager that's a creative. And you're actually like, yo, I got this idea for this talent. You know, boom. And then you can create that idea with this talent and take it and shop it. Other than that, you're just a product manager. How many of those people are there? Not a lot. No, honestly, I think managers are useless.

Don't get me wrong. Like my agent, my booking agent, there's a lot of road stuff. Like he does outside of road. He does a lot of managerial stuff. But like everybody in my crew does multiple jobs. You know what I mean? Like Alex is doing more than just that. We all have multiple things.

Shout to immigrants. My boy Mark, Mark Gagnon, open him from me, but he's also doing other stuff, cutting videos, et cetera. But I don't need a manager to like take an incoming email and go, hey, someone wants to give you $20,000 to do a corporate event. well thank you for answering the incoming email about a $20,000 gig. I really appreciate that.

Should you help me decide to yes or not? What's your job? Like, hey, we have a meeting set up with you with a casting director for what? Do they know who I am? Yes. So direct some fucking auditions.

Over to me? It's like... Well, I think the good ones are able to manage the expectations of your... Like, for instance, me, I'm all over the place, right? Like, I'll forget, oh, we got to do this. I'll miss flights. You need a babysitter.

No, it's not a babysitter. You do. That's a babysitter. You miss a flight. No, I get that. That's your assistant. What I'm saying is managing my corporate relationships. So, like, if there's a business meeting, like you said, somebody sent an incoming email,

I'll either miss that meeting or something like that or not remember, like, hitting somebody back. That's a product manager. Okay. That's fine. Yo, yo, yo, how about pull this back? help me put this, that's not even a property manager. You need an assistant. You need an assistant that you pay 40 grand a year, right?

Or whatever it is. Let's say you spend 40 grand a year. That's a full-time assistant, traveling with you ever do that, right? Let's say you make a million dollars a year. Your manager to do that same shit. Yeah, let's say that again. Let's say that.

Your manager to do that same shit is going to take 10%. That's $100,000. Okay. Or you could spend $40,000 on this assistant. You could have a part-time assistant for wait less. you know what I'm saying?

There's way different ways that you could figure out how you pay. All I'm trying to say is I do not understand. I've been with the biggest management companies. I've had the conversation with them which is I don't need a manager.

I'm going to be at the meeting. What I need is a production partner. Right? Are you going to be a production partner with me? And I'm 100% serious. Managers back in the day, they had all these connections with like HBO and Netflix

and all these different like CBS and all that kind of shit. But what is a connection if it's just connecting you to something that nobody watches anymore? Right. Right? Like, the people who are moving industry are us.

Well, I think those people will serve multiple purposes, like what you say with your boy and Alex and shit. It would be like you have a strategist, you have somebody who can run. We're all the strategists. But yes, I obviously have to run point. But I'm sitting down on every move and I have people that I value what they have to say.

And if I don't value what you have to say, then you're not part of the team. You know what I mean? Like this is... Strategists are creatives in me, though. You got to be a creative, bro. When I had to put out my first year, I call Sharla.

I go, what should I call this? You're great at fucking naming. You know, it just comes to you naturally. What should I call us? And he's like, what's the project? I'm going to four different clubs, you know, four different sets one night, and he just goes four-for-one, and then just hangs up the phone. But it was, and that's what it was called.

You know what I'm saying? It was that easy. 4-1. I called you back. I called my manager. What should I call it? Well, I'll set up a management, a product strategy meeting. Oh, my.

Creatives, bro. I agree with that. That's it. Creatives. And don't get me wrong, you need people to cross the T's and dot the eyes, but everybody has a role. You know what I'm saying?

Like cross the T's dot the I's, let me handle the creative and get out the fucking way. Get out the fucking way. That's it. Until I figure it out. Once I figure out, once I figure out of the T's and dot the I,

shit. It's a rap. Shit. I'm all I'm saying. That's it. And then at that point, you just regulating people to manage your time. The most valuable,

as all of us in this room, no. The most valuable commodity in the world. Time, baby. That's it. That's really what you're paying certain people for. I'm giving you 10% for the time that I get back. Because I can't get on the phone with every person and listen to every idea.

You know what I'm saying? Some of this you have to filter through. But guess what? If you're not a creative. You can't filter shit. It don't even matter because you might hear a good idea and be like. You don't even recognize it. Exactly.

It's like ideas got to come to me. I'll be honest. Ideas got to come to me. I'm with that. Or people that really I really trust. You know what I'm saying? But that cross-sized dot to T's shit, like I need experts in those fields.

My booking guy, he's an expert at that. So I'm willing to, you're worth every penny for the time you saved from me and that kind of stuff like that. Al is an expert in his field. Mark is an expert in what he's doing. You know what I mean? Everybody got to be an expert in their field.

That's it. No, I agree with that. I'm down with the creative side of things. You know what I'm saying? Like the person that is running point on your shit, got to be creative. The guy you, my guy, Salas, my manager, you always see me with in LA.

Like, I literally would not be. be here today what I am. Like where I am right now, we literally created everything together from scratch nine years ago. That's your production partner. That's not your manager. You're like, you call it that, but that's somebody is building a creative and strategy. That's your partner. Right. Yeah. Yeah. All right, listen, man, hope we gave you all a little bit of game. Did you learn anything, Nilo? Okay. She learned that you're going to starve or death. Oh, Nile? No, Nala going to eat.

Promise her lunch. You're not taking it. I literally took notes. Nala going to eat. I'm dead on the Quibi app. Gang. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. Oh, first, hey, give me your Twitter and all that.

Oh, at DJ, HED on everything. Yep, and check you out on what? Real 92-3, Los Angeles, me and Bullet Care, 7 to 11 every day, homegrown radio, me and Chuck, the homegrown radio podcast. And what about the rhythm and flow? Oh, shit. Come on, bro.

Listen, I wouldn't expect to do church. Announcements. Rhythm and Flow. Hip-hop Cypher DJ. Yeah, Rhythm and Flow was officially out streaming now on Netflix. I was a part of that.

It was a big, first hip-hop competition is not corny. It's all authentic. You know what I'm saying? And then also check out those BET Cipers. I held those down too.

Oh, that's him. Oh, so what happened to Premier? What? DJ Premier used to do it. Yeah, shout to the OG, man. You know, I got, I gave him love. I don't know what happened with that. I think he, from what I was told, he,

from what I was told, he didn't, He didn't want to do it this year, so they hit me up. Wow. Shout out to the OG. Somebody did tweet me that yesterday, but I didn't pay no attention. I was on the plane. No, I was looking through social media because I was on the plane,

which was wild because I was on a flight with only three people. So I was on my Wi-Fi on the laptop, and I was just looking through Twitter to see, you know, because I think Blackish was trending because of the girlfriend's reunion and Ben Simmons had a three-point of that shit was trending. And then I was really, you know, I was really checking to see what everybody was saying about Duval. Yeah. And I was happy to see everybody was like, yo, Duval was killing it, whatever, whatever.

And then somebody tweeted, yo, shout out the DJ head, holding down the turn table on the cipher. Yeah, I DJed all the ciphers this year. Wow. That was big. Even the comedy one was dope. I felt like that was a big. That was the best one.

I felt like that was so like culturally relevant. Carlos and Chico body day. They really did, yo. Effortlessly. They fucking body that. Let's say how much I love. Before we get out of here. Shout us to the 85 South show.

Yes, man. I'm going to tell you why I find the 85 South show so dope. Love these guys. When we had uncommon sense, you know what I'm saying? I used to always use Carlos, always used to use Chico. I remember the first time we had D.C. on the show, and I remember executive saying, you don't understand him. We don't understand him. We can't understand him. I'm like, but it's millions of people down South who do.

Okay? It's millions of people down South who speak just like that young man. Let him motherfucking cook. Let him cook. Okay. Carlos used to be on there being Carlos. I love that. Like that rap shit Carlos and Chico doing, they've been doing that, like years and years ago. me and Carlos used to have a song called I got drugs for sale. Like, I love seeing them flourish, man. Hey, shout to Carlos too, and shout to Chigo too, because when we were filming that, Jess Hilarius hadn't heard his verse.

So that was a real reaction. So when she, they had to redo it, but when she first heard it, she was like, what the fuck? Because she just called her stray, like. Yeah, when she was funny, yeah. When she said, Jess. He said, if she takes off her wig, she a nigger. Yeah. I forgot the line.

before that, though. Yeah, that shit was funny. That shit was hilarious. Both of them just just another one man, phenomenal man. I just, yo, phenomenal, phenomenal, phenomenal talents, man. Like, you can't, you can't, you can't, you can't create what they do. And they're killing it on YouTube. Yes. They're putting all these clips up of their shows. Sometimes I think they put the whole live show because they can improv the whole live show. Bro, I guarantee you, Chequen Carlos was freestyle. No, that, those verses? I think they sat down. I got to write some balls. I think they sat down. I think they sat down. I think they do the J-Z shit in their mind.

For the hip-hop cipher. How many takes did it take them? They was, they was, it was, I'm pretty sure they wrote it because they was ready. So, but they, they ran through. And I don't take nothing away from them. They should write it because you want to have bars. You want to have the things they remember. Like, they do it on Wilden out all the time, though.

Nice, bro. Like, that should be said, no, when they do the old man shit. It's great. So, what you're going to do? They be on it. Yo, you remember when you go body safari? You said they wrote them. Hesse was bad.

It's a, I'll show you guys an interesting clip. This is of, when you talk about like manifestation and understanding what you're going to do and like setting goals and thinking about it,

here's a clip and it's two clips and it's of Duval in 2010, just 10 years ago. Yeah. And then... 2009, actually. Yeah, well, this is 2010.

And then this is 2019. So here, here's this. She did have to live. Zing girl? No, he said, he goes, he goes, they're like, they're like, you should, you should host the hip hop awards. He goes, it's his time now. It's going to be my time one day. And I'm, I'm going to get there.

It's funny watching that clip because, I mean, I've heard him say that a million times. Like, these are the conversations we've been having for the past 10 years. Yep. You know what I'm saying? Like, literally. So to see him do that, it's like, wow. You know what I mean? His opening.

I'm not surprised, though. I just think niggas is late. You know what I'm saying? When I see Duval doing shit like that, I'm like, oh, y'all late. You know, but like he said, everything happens when it's supposed to happen. Damn right. Time is everything. Now, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, absolutely right.

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