The Brilliant Idiots - Backshots 4 The World (Ft. Akaash Singh & Mark Gagnon)

Episode Date: August 29, 2025

This week on Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne is joined by Akaash and Mark from Flagrant podcast and get into a wild mix of topics. They kick things off with Drake’s messy family court drama, questions about whether his jewelry is actually real, and of course the never ending back and forth with Kendrick Lamar. Meek Mill’s public image gets some heat, Snoop Dogg comments on a kids movie causes backlash, and Tyrese makes things awkward with a body count joke. But it doesn’t stop there. The conversation takes some funny left turns, like debating the power of bidets and personal hygiene while also diving into deeper stuff like old school video game nostalgia, racial unity, the crack era’s impact, and the importance of men being vulnerable. They even touch on bias in hip-hop media, “what if” scenarios in history, and ideas for building a better America all with that signature Brilliant Idiots humor and honesty. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel https://www.simonandschuster.biz/books/The-Black-Family-Who-Built-America/Cheryl-McKissack-Daniel/9781668033999 Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley Order - https://a.co/d/4pLD1C3 No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF https://a.co/d/cGFDUoB Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlemagne the God here. We are the Brilliant Idiot podcast. If you listen to Flagrant this week, then you know that I was on Flagrant. So it's only right to, you know, flip the script, as they say. Yep. And bring Akh Singh and Mark Gaghanon to Brilliant Idiots. And, you know, let's keep it going.

And Alex Media. And Alex Media, oh shit, Alex Media. Alex Media. You've been there, though. It's not new that you're there. Yes, that's true. Yeah. Yeah.

on flagrant family court What the fuck was Drake and Family Court for? They're saying he was in family court. You've seen these videos? Some guy in Canada is just like outside. Oh, that was real? I don't know if it's real. He's saying that Drake is in family court

and why would you be in family court and nobody would be allowed in. What he said is unconstitutional. I don't know if that's true. Canada got a constitution? Yeah, I mean, I guess it's illegal or something. Yeah, they got a constitution. Can you burn a Canadian flag up there?

That's what we need to do. Oh, probably not. They'll probably love it if you do that shit. They'll probably elect you. I mean, the Canadian flag is just the fucking OVO logo. They don't give a fuck if you burn that shit right now. Not right now.

You know, okay? He'll get it back, but not right now. But Kendrick stands are running with that and saying that means he has a second kid. Or like he has another kid. He's hiding his baby. And then I think the girl, Sophie or whatever, was outside of the courtroom supporting. But why wouldn't she be inside of his family court? I never believed the hiding the daughter thing.

Right? And what would be the reason? If you speak to people in Kendrick's camp, they just swear so much still that it's true that you're like, huh, like there's somebody who's like, I saw the picture. By the way, but there's no reason for them to lie about.

It doesn't matter. Like, none of those things. To this day. Like, why are you keeping this lie with me one-on-one off camera? Oh, I see. That wasn't one that stuck for Kendrick in that battle anyway.

And the reason it didn't stick for Kendrick in that battle is because Pussy T. already kind of did that angle. He didn't kind of did that angle. He did that angle. So it's like the hiding-the-child thing. It's like, eh, I don't think Drake could be a dead-be dad twice.

Can you? You are hiding two childs. That's pretty effective. Yeah, I didn't believe. You would think we just own up to all of them at once, right? Yeah. Like, I got a whole team here. And why couldn't he be at custody court supporting a friend?

Well, no. No. He's busy. He's got things to do. Custody court, your life's not in danger. In the video I saw, he didn't have breeds. So you think there's an old video? I don't know.

I didn't know if it was real or not. I just thought. Man, it'd be so much shit nowadays in the nude, bro. I don't be paying attention. Also, a lot of dudes in Toronto look like Drake. There are a lot of guys that are in Toronto that look. I saw six of them this past weekend that just look legit, and this is not racist. It is.

It is. It is. It is. Just like those people. Were you in Canada? Oh, yeah. I was in Toronto. Oh, okay, okay.

You thought it was in Chicago. Drake's everywhere. I saw six guys that look like Chief Chief. Wait, you mean Drake and Chief Chief? aren't the same person? Damn. I thought they looked alike. But yeah, I don't give a fuck.

I mean, I really, I really don't. It's like, like... Do you care that he bought the death robe pendant? They say, that's not even real. That's hilarious. Shug Knight was on... Whose podcast was Shug on? Shook was just on somebody's podcast.

Is he only got a worded somebody podcast? I'm pretty sure it was. I'm pretty sure that exists. Serial? He was on... We can insert the audio. He actually was like, yo, he was like, he know that's not a real chain

because there was no... He was like there was only like two death row chains. And they damn sure didn't have a, uh, what's the shit on the back? When you, like a inscription. Inscription. Well, it's all sitting down. That's not a two-part chain. That's not a death row chain.

But back to Drake, whoever sold you that chain, Jake, you need to go beat his motherfucker and ass. And then the inscription says all eyes on you. Hmm. The album was all eyes on me. Yeah, but. All eyes on you. They're like, we're giving it.

Like, someone was being cute. Like, the jewelry was trying to, like, like, like a little joke. Yeah. You think Def Ro, people were being cute in 96? You think they was writing little, like, cute sayings, like, all eyes on you in 96? No. They weren't doing that, man. Drake has a thing with these motherfucking chains, though.

What is that? I think he's really a fan. I think that the thing, you know, I don't even like talking about Drake. Because I feel like I'd just be talking about him too goddamn much. You a fan? You a fan? a fan. He's a fan.

He's a fan. He's a fan. It's not, but he makes headlines. What am I supposed to say? It's like he does shit like this and it comes up. We know we're supposed to not talking about. This is the genius of him.

He always stays in the headlines. It is brilliant. Okay. I don't know that he's comfortable with the negative, which I'd put on him, but he great at staying in the headline. On Flagrin, you said Will Smith fell off. And he wasn't as relevant anymore. I don't, I was never a Drake fan.

I'm like you, but he didn't put me in a rap song, so I didn't start hopping on his dick. Damn. That didn't happen. I just enjoyed how he handled that particular beef. So I called it fair, and I've called everyone since then fair. No, yeah, he won that battle. I was teasing.

He did. But listen, let me ask a question. Did Drake... Fall off? Yes. No, he didn't. Come on. What are we talking about?

A little bit. What counts as a falloff? Yes, yeah, that's what I need to know. What counts the falloff? The only guys that defense Drake look like Mark. Yeah, that's true. Yo, two-toos, fam? Drake is valid, bro.

Yo, Crotie, crotie. Him and Kendrick, he smoked at you, fam. Yo, smoked him. Like, Kendrick's looking des, famed. We can admit that Drake is not as relevant as he wants to. He's not as hot. He's not as hot. Is he in the news? Sure.

But, like, the news isn't like he looks cool most of the time. It's people who look like Mark saying, that's awesome. And then everybody else being like, why are you buying these chains or why are you doing this? He's not. Okay. To your point, because you said this about Will, you said Will has been doing things that make him look, it's embarrassing to see him do. Correct. I don't agree with that because I feel like he's doing those things because he wants to do him.

I would apply that to Drake, though. I think Drake has done a lot of things over the past year during this beef that have made him look like, why are you doing that? What's popping in your mind right now? The lawsuit, number one, okay, even buying the deaf road chain, even though he is a collector of hip-hop paraphernalia, it's like, well, you all. I only bought that chain because you're trying to still want to Kendrick on shit. You think Kendrick gives a fuck? Yeah. Like, cut it out.

Like, coming out with the fucking sweater with this, looking like he got gunshots and acting like this smoke in the shit. It's like, come on. Like, not be like the what did I miss, not being able to let it go. And by the way, I've been alive long enough to see enough rap battles to see how they usually play out. They either usually play out like Jay, right? Jay and Nas.

Yeah. Well, okay, you lose. but you keep it moving, which is what Jay did, and he's still Jay Z at the end of his day. Our, God bless the day, there was a time after Jay and Prodigy when Prodigy couldn't stop rapping about Jay Z because of what Jay Z.

Cannabis and LL, too. With the ballerine. Cannabis and LL, not so much. With Ripped the Jacker was the second, and nobody really cared after he lost. Which one was Ripped the Jacker? So C had second. That was LL's response, right?

No, I think... I don't remember. I don't remember. I think, so whatever, cannabis is second round, K-O., But then cannabis had another one called Rip the Jacker and nobody cared. And then I think he did another thing after that was like, buddy, it's over. Yeah.

And I like cannabis. I was a fan. I was hoping he would win that. But no. What about 50 and Jai? I think 50 run up the score just because he's that, he's relentless. He's a vicious. Like, he won and kept going.

Yeah, but Jha even knew when to bow out gracefully. And Jah went and made wonderful in New York, New York. Jaya didn't dwell on it. Jop without clapback. and that blood of my blood album, and he kept it moving. He eventually just kept it moving. Drake, for whatever reason, is not

keeping it moving. It's like he's stuck in the gear. But wouldn't New York, New York be keeping it going? Like, he's trying to say, like, hey, I'm New York, you're not really New York. I didn't think it was that. That's just a hip-hop record. That's a dope hip-hip. That shit aged very well. I got a hundred guns, a hundred clip.

No, it was a great song. New York. I had nothing to do with 50. It wasn't even those subliminals. It was just a dope. He had that one subliminal. I'm all. Fire, highly dipped, which I think was a little bit of a 50 shot. But it didn't come across as a 50 shot.

It came across as, to me, in Texas, it just came across as maybe it's a 50-diss, but it's more just a fire. I mean, 50 took it as a shot because then he started beefing with Jada Kiss and Fat Joe. Well, that's because 50 is awesome, you know, if an enemy of my enemy, what is it, friend of my enemy is my enemy.

Yeah, that's what he was on. He didn't want nobody standing next to the job. He was like, ain't none of y'all going to try to bring him back from the day. That was his mentality. You know, but... So awesome. But the guy, dude.

But Prodigy, God bless it there. Prodigy, he couldn't let it go for a while. And that's what this feels like. But I don't think that... I don't think the word I would use for Drake is less relevant, but... Less hot. Less hot. Yeah.

He's still Drake. He's still relevant as fucking. Those words kind of, kind of saying. And he's only less hot because of the year that Kendrick just had. And Drake hasn't really done anything to counter that musical. No. He's less hot because he got destroyed in a rap battle. That's what I mean.

That's part of the year. But then he made it worse for himself. He made it worse for himself, man. I said this on Black TV. It's like he got beat up. And then when he woke up, he looked in the mirror, and he didn't realize that that wasn't him. So he started swinging on himself.

And you start hitting the fucking mirror so hard and you shattering the glass and your hands are bleeding and there's blood everywhere. And you think, you think, you're, you think, think you getting fucking jumped, but no, just stop swinging. You're doing this to yourself. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's it.

What else we got? Let's do some, let's do some, what's this shit called? They told me I was getting wrong last week. Ask an idiotous. No, I was going to do some, if we didn't have any topics. Oh, shit. What the fuck is it? Any memes necessary.

All memes matter. Any memes necessary. No, dude. Any means necessary, bro. Taylor will be back soon. Any memes necessary. Click on Meek with a message. I want to know what y'all think of this.

This was hilarious to me. Meek Mill, I can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart I really am. Oh, my gosh. He's doing like a spelling bee or something? Like, what does that mean? What even is going on? He's doing, are you smarter than the fifth grader? I can't understand why he's another one.

He was cool at one point. I remember that. Meek's still cool, man. No, he's not. No, no, no. Charlotte. I like, I like Meek. I think me cool.

I think that meek... Here's what you do. Okay. Here's why you ain't shit. Because you put this up, too laughing, Meek. And then the second we laugh at him, Meek is cool. And you're smart enough to back it up well.

So go fuck yourself and make... I just wanted to hear how smart. I just wanted to hear what y'all thought of it. It's embarrassing. What does that mean? I can't wait to show this world as smart. You have 15 years. It's an exclamation point.

That's embarrassing. The exclamation point... You've been here 15 years. Nobody ever said you're smart. And who cares if you're smart. I think... Listen, here the thing. I think Meek is very smart.

And the irony of this tweet is he's already showed me how smart he is. How you showed me how smart he was? Because he stayed out of trouble. He hasn't found himself back in jail. Back in jail? And he's a multi-million. And he did good investments. Michael Ruben was on Breastcloth.

Michael Ruben was like, yo, Meek invested. I think it was like $6 million in Lidge. I think it was Lidz. And he got his biggest ROI back. He's already showed me how smart he is. You know what I mean? Sometimes intelligence is literally just standing. out of the way, getting your money, and minding your business.

So what is the point of this tweet? But then we've already seen us. He told you, Mark. He can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart is. But maybe he doesn't realize that there's people like me that look at him and be like me. You've already- I never thought he was stupid.

I just, I can't wait to get a chance to show the world how smart I ain't. Why are you tweeting that? Exclamation point. Like what point fucking like hall monitor has? I'm moving for you. Meek probably sitting on a crazy idea that's, Already in motion. I do what you call,

Diddy's Dick? All right, next time. You hung it. Next time. What did I do? I don't condone it. You not believe in me? Yeah, y'all think you think I'm dumb

and I can't wait to get a chance to show you how smart I really is. This is crazy. Shout out to Drusky. This is hilarious, dude. Okay. Shout out to Drewski, the greatest sketch comedian of our generation.

I'm not our, not my generation. No, I'm not Dominican. I Puerto Rican. I, well, I do put it, 2% Puerto Rican, I block. What is this? What is it? The girls,

always try to pretend they're foreign or something like that? Yeah, a girl that want to be every race but her own. Don't listen to her. She don't know. I am rich. I put that down. He is married. Yeah.

I just like that he commits. Every sketch. He's the greatest sketch comedian of this generation. Yeah, yeah, of this generation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He might be the greatest sketch comedian than the last two generations. Who's the other than doing is from Dallas, Mark Phillips, something like that? Chappelle's a generation before.

Who? Mark Phillips or something is from Dallas. He does all the LeBron sketches and all that. He's great. I like Mark, but he has only shown me the LeBron. That's true. He hasn't shown me the range that Drew's never show. He did them, Kendrick and Drake shits.

like during the beef, he was having some good sketch. I don't, he don't, he... I still put Drewski above him, but he deserves mention. I like him, but he don't have the production value Drewski had. Yeah, I know. As Mark says, he don't commit. Like, he's not like full character. Yeah, yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, Drew was a white guy. He was a legit white guy. Yes, man. Two weeks ago. Like, it was awesome. I think Drewski is better than Key & Peele. I don't know about that.

I don't agree. I don't know. I don't know. No disrespect to Drewski. I think Key & Pee and he was... I just make me just... I know I think they're different. I don't even know if you can pair them.

Like, I like, I like Bruceke's better than Keen Pills. I think Keen Peele is the greatest of all time. I think they're the greatest of all time. Now we're not even looking for you no more. Of all time. Better than in the hell show? What you mean? Better than a living color?

Like, stop. No, stop, bro. You know. I think you can make the argument. Give me in living color. No, I'm gonna put Shep. Give me Chappelle in living color. Mad TV, and then I got like Key & Peel.

I watch, here's where maybe I'm recency biased, but like Key and Peel sketches will pop up on my YouTube now that I've never seen, and I'm blown away 12 years later. I'm like, holy shit. Inlet in color, I remember buying the DVDs. I was so hype because I loved it as a kid, and then you rewatch it didn't age as well. Key and Peel aged so fucking well.

And Chappelle's show was such a moment, and I'm sure if we watch it now, we would still think it's hilarious, but it doesn't pop on my YouTube. like that. But like a can peel sketch, I'll still watch it and be like, God, the stupidest fucking ones. What's the one where the guy keeps getting the guys, whatever? Hey, you got something on your shirt and then he does that. Have you seen that sketch? No. This is the dumbest idea. It's a hilarious game. It's the dumbest idea. A guy does it there

and goes, hey, you got to stand on his shirt. And then he gets him. And then the whole sketch is him getting on. I like culturally relevant sketches. And that's what Drewski does for me. And that's what in living color used to do. Like, that's what Chappelle used to do. You like the topical shit. Yeah, just culturally relevant shit. Like shit. you know is going to stand the test of time because he's capturing these classic moments via sketch. I think that's a great point. Like he's capturing something really, really like. Yeah, they never went for topical.

Kind of, I don't remember why. But yeah, Flickr wasn't even the best one, but just another one. It's so stupid, but it makes me laugh. He and Peel is more clever. Substitute teacher is unfucking believable. And it's actually a very smart social commentary that you don't even realize. But like, you go, you know what I mean? And then what's the other one that's still so fucking funny that I see all this?

I don't know. Imagine what Drusky could do with a room full of writers. No, that's true. That's the other thing we know. Imagine what Drusky can do with a room full of writers, a bunch of producers, a bigger budget. That's the issue with comparing him because that's not the point of Drusky. The point of Drusky is not in, you know, to be in a sketch show with the whole budget. The point of him is to be on Instagram immediately two days after something happens and capture the moment. But I'm just looking at the raw talent of it all. And the thing, the thing I like about Drusky, too, Drusky captures the cultural people, not even just like pop culture in regard to the celebrity.

Like when you think about like the Alabama fan, right? Like that's really how Alabama fans get down. Or the girl we just saw him do. Or the black white guy. Or the white black guy that's in the hood. Like these are observations of people that he's capturing in such a unique way. That's what I think makes Drusky different.

When you think about a living color, you think about Chappelle, like they mocked celebrities. So you would kind of have to know these celebrities to know, oh, okay. Drewski's just mocking. Like, look at this shit. Hold us scroll back up. Who's doing?

Is this you, Chris? Some good production you're doing. Look at girls put scrubs on and think they save in the world. Hilarious. Scroll down. Look, that brother that thinks he's one of them. This one was hilarious. This was the black guy who thought it was white.

Atlanta dudes on, oh, that shit was hilarious. Atlanta dudes on live was hilarious. I don't remember sleeping over your friend's house on the Sunday. It's old. No, he captures such specific small nuanced things that no one notices that are just like comedy premises. These new age barbers be thinking they're celebs. Yeah, super niche. Yeah, it's perfect.

It's almost like Seinfeld. I also mind that be black enough to understand how funny some of the shit is. But a lot of this ain't black. I don't follow barbers on IG like that. Well, okay, go back up. Like, go back. Dudes be playing games. Dudes be whole nerds when they're playing the game.

This ain't black. This is just culture. This is gaming culture. Yeah. Scrollo, what's the fourth one? What's the fourth one? those old heads on those bikes be wanting to be seen so bad. hilarious.

This is so down south. This is so South Carolina, yo. Oh, I gotta see with the top three are now. What's the top three? The top three, insecure boyfriends hate when it's their girlfriend's birthday. Very true. I used to know somebody like this, boy. I used to know a guy that whenever it was his wife's birthday,

this motherfucker used to absolutely while out on purpose. out on purpose. What? Just because she was actually popping her. She was somebody. Like, she was really, really somebody. Yeah, that's a problem. And he could not stand watching her be celebrating on her birthday.

If it was a dinner that was going to happen or a party, he would find a way to fuck it up and piss her off so she wouldn't even end up at the party. That is great. What's the top two? Top two. And one of them got to be the Alabama shit. Why every car lot got a salesman like this?

Come on, man. This ain't niche. Those fashion dudes try to be mysterious and weird Damn, none of the Alabama Ain't nothing but the tide Ain't nothing but the tide Ain't nothing but the tide

Ain't nothing but the fuck Come on man Drewski's on ESPN with that shit yo I am not taking anything away from Drewski I think he's amazing I got I hold Drewski in very high regard Likewise

Best sketch artists of this generation I would say Key & Phil was the best of last stuff I think Drewski got Kenpeel man Just off raw talent And capturing Culture He captured moments better, that's true, but Key and Peel was way more clever.

Where do you find this guy? Like the Alabama guy? Can we kill you time of the volume? So good. You're going to make me have to go back and watch more Key & Pew. I really, I didn't, I wasn't really in the Key & Peel like that, honestly. Have you seen the slave auction sketch? Have you seen the slave auction sketch of King Peel?

No. Oh, that's so good. Do you want to watch the slave auction sketch? Can we pull that up? It's like a five-minute sketch, but you'll get the idea pretty quickly. I don't want to watch Slave auction sketches, which is there. I'm going to watch Slave auction sketches, which. Joe. Why?

No, Matt, just don't. All right, y'all, gather around, gather around. Welcome, gentlemen. This is their first episode, I think. It's the first episode? I think. It's probably, you got to want to skip for a little bit. Kind of set up the premise a little.

There you can see. Another human being. Then one was Matt. They better kill me the first day. I'm going buck wild on the whole operation. Next one. Get up on up there now. Oh, this is okay.

$6 on lot A. $7. $8. $9 going once, twice, three times sold. Okay, well, you have to buy that dude. That's no brains. That guy's huge. Massive individual.

That's two of me. Anybody would buy him. I'd buy that dude. My question is, how'd they catch him? Next. Drew Sku would have him laughing already. $2 on lot eight. $2 going once, twice, three times.

So, see, now that surprises me. That is interesting to say the least. I mean, well, it just seems like at a certain point, it's like, do they even know what they're looking at? I mean, it's like the whole criteria seems like it's a little inconsistent. I mean, at some point, I like the idea. I like the idea. It's just not, I'm not.

I find it's so. That's what I'm saying is more clever, but it doesn't capture the visceral moment of a time. And it wasn't funny. I mean, it's just not funny either. Like, when you talk about that? I can feel. It's shot very well. It hurts.

It's shot very well. The creative is there. The premise is there. You're determined to not like it and it hurts my feelings. I didn't chuckle. But that's okay. And you're trying to make me feel racist for enjoying it. No, I'm not.

It's all good, dude. It's all good. You know what I mean? I'm in therapy just like you. I can voice my emotions and word them right. So that's just be honest about what's bothering me in this moment. You're people were slaves. You understand what it's like.

You know? Thank you. Tell them about it. I don't know. You can't believe in you, though. Maricious. You ever heard of Marisisisis? That's us?

They grabbed you. brought you over. Maricious, that's not just your cousin's name. How does she have a baby? Click that one. Now, this has been interesting. Snoop Dogg says he's scared to go to the movies after watching the movie Lightyear with his grandson

and seeing an LGBTQ couple. Oh, the new buzz, the Lightyear. I think it's called Lightyear. Yeah, with Kiki Palmer's in that movie. She plays like the daughter. So we're watching it. And the lady, which is kids, he's mama. They move on into the space years. They move down the line. They're like,

man, she had a baby with a woman. Or my grandson in the middle of the movie like, Papa Snoop, how does she have a baby with a woman? She's a woman. Oh, shit. I didn't come in for this shot. I just came and watched the goddamn movie. Hey man, watch the movie. Uh-uh. They just said she and she had a baby. They both women's. How does she have a baby? The movie ain't overwit. So it's like, it's fuck me. I'm scared to go to the movies, man. Like, y'all throwing me in the middle of shit

that I don't have an answer for. I love Snoop. This is getting blown out of proportion, I think. He's obviously kind of being silly here. And then people are contextualizing like, oh, Snoop's taking some grandstand against woke culture. I think it's being decontextualized. He's being silly.

With that said, it is ironic to see someone like Snoop, like, worried about the influence media has on kids. Luther Sarah, Fronten not unigued. I'm in podcast. Why do you say that, Mark? Tell me what. Well, because it's like, look, I'll respect to Snoop. I love Snoop dog. But I do think it's it. This is what they jumped on him for in the early 90s. Exactly. Like when he's dropping shit, they're like, oh, you're talking about killing people. Da-da-da. Gangsterap is blowing up. You're talking about West Coast, beefs, da-da-da. Which, again, I think is unfair. But for then him to be concerned about children today, it is just ironic. I don't think it's a good reminder for, like young kids that have a strong political activism on something. Time is going to change. And slowly, you'll become the old guy yelling at the clouds. Like, hey, these kids. I didn't take it. I didn't take it as that. I didn't take it like he was concerned about his son, I mean, his grandson being influenced.

It was simply, I'm in a movie, eating some popcorn, probably high as hell, trying to sleep, because I really don't care about this shit. I'm just doing this with my grandson. And now my grandson is waking me up, asking me a question. I don't have the answer to at this point right now. And people are making it this whole, like, political.

Yeah, this is, I don't think, I didn't hear, when I saw this, I didn't see no political wholeness. I just felt like, I'm in the movies, your child is like, pop, pop, how them two women got a baby? You're like, what? You know what I'm thinking? You barely watching it. Like, how can two women have a baby?

Man, eat your popcorn, grandson. Like, I didn't see any wokenness. I didn't hear him once say, this shouldn't be on the screen. Kids shouldn't have to see this, blah, blah, blah. He just simply said, I'm scared to go to the movies because now I have to answer questions that I don't want to answer from my grandson. What's the problem with it? But it does also go to people who are complaining this too much.

There's a gay agenda. But he didn't say that. But he's saying the same thing that the people complain about who say that there's a gay agenda. Alex does have a point because that's how people like me. I mean, that's how certain people talk. Let that would have been Boosie. They'd have really had something to be mad about. That was my first time.

Let Boosey would have been in the goddamn movies and saw that shit and saw what he was happening. They'd have really had something to be mad about. What would Boosey have said? You know what? I thought the Bousie probably wasn't a trip that much because it was two women. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Daughter.

I don't want to put anything on anybody. I thought his daughter would. I think so. Yeah. If it was two women, I don't know Bousie would have had too much to say. I don't see the issue with this. Like, y'all,

people that are complaining about this don't have kids. Hmm. And don't know what it feels like to be asked, the question by a kid that you really don't have an answer to. Like what? What's the most annoying question your daughter's actually? There's no, there's not the thing of an annoying question because I'll look it up the best,

best that I can. be like ask your mom. No, for real. I mean, kids ask, like, I got a, my 17-year-old, I got a 17-year-old, a 10-year-old, a 6-year-old, and a 3-year-old. The 6-year-old and the 3-year-old are the youngest. So they ask questions that my 17-year-old will try to shame them for. And I'm like, yo, cut it out.

You're 17. She's 6. She's 3. You know what I mean? So she should be asking these type of questions. because she don't know the answer to them. So that's when you just teach them. But if you don't have an answer,

there's nothing wrong with saying, go ask your mama or eat your popcorn. I don't have a problem with that. Snoop should have said, just ask your mama, and he would have been good. Yes. By the way, that's a tough question. In the moment, when you high.

How do two women have a baby, Alex? They're cartoons. That's the answer. They're cartoons. That's the answer. That is a good answer. That is a good answer. Like it's a cartoon.

It's a movie. You don't happen in real life? That don't happen in real life. It's a cartoon. Cartoon, baby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How can you think women have a baby, Mark? Are they adopted them?

How can two women have a baby? Artificial insemination. Ew, what? How could tell you get that? Yeah, scientific. But now you've got to explain that. Exactly. What is artificial a child?

Yeah. You have to explain both the words. Well, they take stuff from a man and stuff from a woman and then they put it inside the woman and she has a baby. It's not that hard. Yes, it is. How do they put inside the woman? Honestly, A plus for me as a hypothetical.

But kids don't stop asking questions. That's what I'm saying. This is a guy that doesn't talk to kids. What else left? What else is left? The kid is like, what is artificial? What is insemination? Now you got to explain both of them and then tell them out.

Like, it's too much. Like, you eat your popcorn. Your parents ain't told us that when we were kids when you were asking too many questions? Yeah. What would you say if the kids said, what's insemination? Well, you put it inside of the woman. Oh, so like when I'm eating popcorn, I'm inseminating my mouth?

Damn! Damn, right? And now you gotta be like, well, technically, no, technically it's not that. You might as well just be like, shut up, eat your popcorn. There you go. He's gonna tell his kids ever. Shout out this fool.

I'm gonna say, ask AI. Ask AI. Don't even come to me or your mother. Talk to the internet. Salute to Sarah from the given podcast, man. This went crazy viral for her. That was a good, good look. What else we got, Alex? Ooh, Tiree says he's a pussyologist.

I need to set an appointment. Now, when your child asked you... If he's a pussyologist, I need some help. When your grandson asked you what's a pussyologist, what do you say? Son, your mom don't know. Your grandma got no idea. She's been asking me to see one for quite some time. I never made a way. Look one up for me. I find one.

Become a doctor except that one. What's the clip, man? What's the clip? Play it, Chris. He said his body count is a little scary. Us as kings, we deserve more than one. Damn! And whatever religion you go by, Christianity, Solomon had 400 wives. A lot of them in the Bible have wives. If you're a Muslim, you can have up to five wives.

I would love to know brothers, even starting up the conversation, what are your thoughts about? My brother starts some perspectives on. Oh, I mean. I don't want to get it either. You want to. Safe, safe. 100. It's a 100 conversation.

So my body count is a little scary. You know, serious. I am, I would be considered a pathologist. I'm just trying So, no So continue So, so So, so

So, So, Um Man, when a joke Don't land That is so funny More Tyrese, bro. That shit

That shit bombed there and here. You know what I'm saying? It's continuing. It's bombing forever for history. When a joke don't land. Because see, the thing is, Tyrese wasn't even trying to have this conversation.

He's smart enough not to have it, right? When these guys like, oh, you know, you can have mini wives, blah, blah, blah. You're like, hey, man, I'm trying to eat some mech cheese. You know what I'm saying? But then he volunteered information. He didn't have to volunteer. Yeah. You don't got to tell people your body cow crazy.

But he thought it would be a funny joke. We've all been there. And that's, to me, that my favorite thing is a comedian is watching non-comedians bomb. Just, you, because it happens. I saw it happen to LeBron. Did the exact same thing. He said some joke with Steve Smith and he was getting interviewed. And then laughed.

And Steve didn't laugh. He goes, he. But, uh, but, uh, No. Watching Tyrese is the same thing. I mean, I was so bored at the beginning. I zoned out, but that was wonderful. What a wonderful moment.

I'm not surprised that you like bombs. Our bombing. My specific career. The fact that he just violins deals all his jokes. Every audience I perform in front of every club I was. I pretty much never see you. That he has a high body count only to follow it up with a terrible joke is what makes this hilarious. Yeah. Yeah.

So now you're going viral because you just told everybody you got a high body count. When the reality is you was just setting up a joke. Like that's all he would do me. He should have started it with like, look, man, I wouldn't mind. He should have said, yo, I don't mind. I wouldn't mind having more than one wife because I'm a pussyologist. But also, he didn't say he was good. He just said I had a high body count.

I don't understand what a pussyologist. I don't even understand that. What does that even mean? Isn't a pussyologist like a gynecologist though technically? Yeah, are you a scientist of pussy? You finger woman with infected vaginas. Like that's not, that's disgusting. Like, you don't want to do that.

Yeah, about pusillologist. That's why it bombed because it wasn't funny. It didn't rhyme with anything. He should have opened mic that. He should have workshop that a bit before he brought up to this food podcast. Yeah. Why are they eating Sunday dinner and talking? I don't just drink wine.

The whole thing. This food's smacking. It was driving crazy. Yeah, that was a little. I see why people complaining about back from. I think you know a conversation is going terribly when someone says someone else has to chime in and be like, so what did you guys think of that? What's going on here?

Acos got a great point because, you know, people always complain when you're eating on the mic on, you know what I'm saying? And he'd be like, oh, shut the fuck up. But then you hear it. You're like, oh. Yeah, I get it. I get it. Let's do some, let's do an ad, man.

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Yo, I am in Dania Beach, Florida, September 11th, my favorite day through September 13th. Then I'm being Dubai, October 5th. Oh, yo, this jai shop right here. I've invested in a jai shop a couple years ago. He opened our second location, West Village, called Fantis. Oh, come through West Village, 20 Charles Street.

That's what I like to fucking hear. Thank you. That's what I like to hear. Thank you. I keep it brown. But it's dope. You diversify in your portfolio and you invest in your money in the right shit. I don't give a fuck about how much money people got if they're not using it the right way.

Don't tell me about how much money you're making just because you're making a lot of money. And I don't want to, I don't care about your lavish trips and, you know, the clothes and the jewelry and the car. I know. What are you investing in them keep that money long time? You know what you inspired me with? You take your whole family to like Antigua. Anguilla. I took my family on a vacation. We were going to go turks with my wife and me. And then I was able to, my mom never wants to go anywhere. I flew her out. I flew her mom out. We flew her niece's out. It was so much better. That was the thing I got from watching you and Al's talked about it. Like you do that too.

I do that because of you too. But you spending money on experiences. Exactly. And shared experiences. Full heart. So, Mark, where you at this weekend? Oh, I'm going to Nashville, Tennessee, Denver, Colorado, Hoboken, New Jersey, Philly, Fort Wayne, and Detroit all before the end of the year. Come on out. I haven't invested in anything. My money is losing.

I'm losing hundreds of dollars. Every day. He invested in his baby. Yeah, even that investment is crazy, though. What you're getting your money up, though? It's good, though. Yeah. You just named you just rattled off about 300?

Yeah. Yeah, something like that. We're on our way. We're working. We're working. You know what I mean? You got to buy some diapers, though? You know what I'm saying?

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Point Blake. Jim Jones about to take y'all out, bro. No, he's not. Jim Jones? What's Jim Jones? He actually had somebody on his team contact me to help him originally with this. Wow.

What happened? That's dope. Idols became rivals? Yeah, I don't want to. Nah, Jim bought a, he got a studio. He got like a big compound. Oh. He just launched.

Yeah, Jim Jones should not have a compound. Just based on his rat name and the cult leader. Jim Jones just did not have a compound. We serve Kool-Aid. He got him. Oh, the Kool-Aid would slap. You know, it's crazy. Jim is one of the most slept-on businessmen in hip-hop.

Really? And not just as a businessman as a creative. Like, people don't remember, Jim used to direct a lot of the dipset videos back in the day. You know, when you think of, like, the whole dip set aesthetic as far as how they used to dress. When you think about old-school dipset, a lot of that was because of Jim. Jim was an A&R at Warner Brothers Way. I think it was Warner Brothers way back when under Kevin Liles and Leo Cohen. Better businessman, him, or push.

because they got beef, right? Him or Push? Ooh, that's a good one. Push is, we have the meats, fast forward. And, uh, but-da-p-p-p-pah, which I think you just got one payout for. I think the business is a different. I think Push does a lot of things that may not necessarily revolve around entertainment. Jim has done more things that have revolved around entertainment, you know, fashion, stuff like that.

Pooch is shitting on his money and chains and whips. I just believed it. I mean, Jim doing, I mean, Jim doing well, too. You buy watches, we buy collections. I mean, Jim got a hundred thousand square foot building. Because I buy watches. Hey, he got that big ass compound. He just got that artist-to-artist show that he's doing, you know, that's where they shoot that at.

He's going to be doing movies there and podcast and everything else. So I don't know. What is this? What is this? I just wanted to shout out the Dallas Pen Forever. this coming Saturday, August. Oh, dope. RIP Dallas Penn.

This is the second one. His wife, Susan, is organized at the Weeksville Heritage Center in Brooklyn. Great event last year. Dallas has been passed away for two years? And then some, I think. Really? Yeah. Pandemic.

Right after. God damn time flies. Hold on now. No, no, no. There's no way. Right after. I feel like Dallas died like last year. No, no.

Because they did an event last year around this time. Wow. Yeah. That's crazy. Rest and peace, Dallas pin, man. Yeah, September 28th Dallas pins. Oh, that's his birthday. So they do something on his birthday every year. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Saturday, August 30th from 3 to 9 p.m. at Weeksville Heritage Center, 158 Buffalo Avenue, Brooklyn, New York. Because Chris didn't give nothing of that information. Shout out to the event.

You guys figure it out on your own. Let's do some asking idiots, man. That's actually what we came here for. Let's do some asking idiots. If you could erase one celebrity, or this is Shick McKenzie says, if you could erase one celebrity from history but keep their work. Who would it be?

God damn. That was cool. Bill Cosby is good. Right? That's a good one. Well, allegedly he did all this stuff. I think he's free now. So he didn't do anything bad.

I don't know the exact legal status. R. Kelly comes to mind. Right. R. Kelly. What about Michael Jackson is bad? No, Michael's innocent. Michael's innocent. Michael's innocent.

They'll never get me to hate Michael Jackson. Harvey Weinstein? Was he a celebrity? Weinstein? I feel like you'd make the case. We didn't know him until he was one minute. Damn, that was his claim to fame, huh? That's really what I put him on the map.

Yeah. What did I say? That is what put it on the map. Everybody knew Harvey Weinstein before he did. Nobody's at, but you know, stop it. People in Hollywood maybe, but the regular everyday person did not. I knew who are the ones. He was just one of the brothers.

He was a brother? He was a Weinstein brother. Oh, you mean a Weinstein brother? Yeah, yeah. I didn't even know there was Weinstein brothers. He could have raised one celebrity. The other brother used to live in my building hated his fucking brother.

Really? Hated that motherfucker. Oh, he didn't like Harvey. He was not that friendly, which I understand because people probably, whatever. I just heard him in the live one time. Fucking Harvey. Whoa. He moved out so I can put that out there now.

If you could erase one, that's a good question. If you could erase one celebrity. And why are we erasing them? That's, it should sound. See, y'all act like celebrities aren't humans. Like, if you erase them from history, then he had, you erase him from his family and everything else. Maybe I might be too technical with it.

I got an answer we can't say. Sorry. Why? Well, it's just too much. We can believe it. Go ahead. Jesus. You got a good laugh outside, though.

It's the funniest answer. Did you miss their, keep their work part? No, that was the point. That was the why it was funny. That's why I can't see it. You see what I'm saying, right? Poor Tanya out there, mad as fucking. It's a fuck for funny.

I couldn't say, but it was the funniest answer. It popped into my head for that reason, because you're the second part. So describe it as a celebrity. You're on celebrity of friends? Hitler was the first pop star. That was David Bowie's picture. Oh, really? Why did David Bowie think that?

That Hitler was the first. Yeah, Boris. to like use media to capture popular imagination and you're just being like people that way for media and words on a massive scale. All right, my answer is David Bowie, man.

That's who I would have raised. What the fuck is he talking about? The King of Pop. Jesus Christ. The young African god says what? Can we scroll down? Scroll up, Chris. The young African god, how often do you take showers because I like

to do it as much as possible? That is good point. Mark, we're gonna defer to you. I actually have a good answer now. Okay. I've recently got a sauna. And every time I've been sauning, I've been showering after.

So I'm up to like five or even six showers a week. Ooh, hoo! Congratulations. Where were you before? Like three to four. Dang. Every other day kind of vibe, you know? You don't need to do too much.

You don't need to do more than that. I do two a day. That is, I think that's bad for you. I don't do two a day. I can't, and I will skip a day. Not often, but I will skip a day. Man, I could be so. Sometimes I'm traveling.

I want to be so crazy. Isn't that crazy? Go for it. Right. Shit. Oh, shoot, digger. You're sure. Yo, why are you doing this?

Why are you doing this? You're trying to imitate y'all dancing or something. That's what it was. No, I've skipped a day. I'm not going to act like I've never done it. It doesn't happen. Oh, yeah, come get you get back. Honey, you can come get you get back right now.

Yeah, you don't ever skip a day? No. Travel, long day, just fall asleep on the plane. It is what, like, fall asleep when you get home? Maybe. Maybe. I can probably count on one hand throughout the year. If I got a long-ass flight, I'm tired, I'm in the hotel.

No way. You got, well, my wife won't let me. The second I'd come home from a flight, I guess. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Hotel, yeah. But still, I can't even sleep if I don't take a shot. Yeah.

I really, no, I can't. You got to watch the day off, man. I think it's bad for you. I think you needs a little bit of something on you. That's what people who don't shower every day. Nah, no. I also, vitamin D gets into more. If you use too much soap, you lose vitamin D.

If you shower too much, your immune system gets messed up. I also think if you have a bidet. I have a bidet. If you don't have a bidet, this is worse. Have a bidet. You don't have a bidet, this is worse. Let me tell you something. Best investment I have made this year was a toilet.

Now, I don't stunt too much. You got the Japanese joint? I don't know if I was Japanese, but I got me a fucking fire. I got a toilet that when I walk in the bathroom, the sick lips by a house. That's so. That's how you use the money. That's fucking. That's wealth.

I'll sit on a backwards sometimes just to feel it. I'll be doing, I'll be like this. I make sure, because when I hit it, it gives you like five or six seconds. I'll position that button on just right. And I be like this. I swear, I'll be like this. And that shit hit it. And I'll be like that.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. Come on. I don't give a fuck. Kiss my ass, suck my dick. That bidet is incredible. You're doing tricks on that? Yeah.

Tricks on that shit. I'll be doing tricks on that bidet. That shit is amazing. But you don't got the way. one that it does this already so it does it for you. You don't got to move. Really? Yeah, mine's the water does this already. Nah, but you put your hips into it though. That's all right. My shit is one stream, so I do be having to give both chips. I gotta get the one to do. But that's the duration is funny.

Yeah. The stream does that for you. Yours probably does. Dude, as soon as the toilet he's talking about, as soon as he walks in the bathroom, the toilet seat lifts. Yeah. And then it lowers on its own. It's a beautiful thing. It's heated, right? It's heated. Oh my God. Yeah, yeah. I got to get a couple of You got to switch it up. No, I think it actually does that. I think you just like that. You just enjoy it.

I just enjoy it. Yo, he was, his form was like, valid. That was a little crazy. And I can hit the dryer. You can hit the dryer, the shit blowing your ass. Oh, the dryer. I stay out of the dryer so long it turns off automatic. I'll be there for a minute.

I'll tell you something. I'm not going to tell y'all what to do with your money. But boy, if you can invest in a fire toilet, get you a fire toilet. No, no, no. My shit got like 16 different. I haven't even used all of the settings that I can do. Oh, yeah. You're saving them for like an anniversary, a birthday.

Yeah, just to pop something out. Oh, man. Get you a motherfucking bidet, man. That shit is fired, dude. Um, Vince. I made that shit a bagu gay. Doing tricks on the bidet is hilarious. Vintage underscore toy underscore division says favorite childhood toy staying on brand.

Ooh. Oh, my dad's, my dad's. Nerf. Nerf was the brand. Dad's old bed Oh I'm like I mean

Does it Nintendo count? I would say anything Nerf Nerf was the shit Nerf over Nintendo Super Socus That first Nintendo though man See y'all

I don't know if y'all didn't have Did y'all have the first Nintendo? Mm-hmm I was born in 1978 I had the first Nintendo 1984 I got there first So you had up down left right

Select Start AB Yep Mario Brothers and Duck Hunt That's what it came with There was a Ninja Turtle's arcade game that also had a nine lives code. That shit was so fun. Ooh. Ours.

Getting that Nintendo, man, and getting Mike Tyson punch out for the first time and learning all the code and learning how to beat people like King Hippo and super macho man and then eventually learn how to beat Mike Tyson. Nothing beats that first Nintendo. You really didn't know how good you had it back then. We really didn't. We were a fucking country, yo. Yeah.

We were a fucking country, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, we were a fucking country, yo. Make America great again, huh? Now we can't even burn the flag. Like, what's this country? Maybe it was crack. Maybe crack kept everything like...

It kept you all quiet. Balance. What were you saying? What? Maybe crack kept everything balanced. I mean, Hunter Biden trying to bring it back. Yo, that's true. He sold the shit out of crack.

Oh, for sure. I want to try it. Just even the way he talked about crack, he was... I'm good. I mean, but think about it, though. Like, you know, it kept everybody together, right? because everybody was a part of this ecosystem. So you had like a 7-Eleven owned by a cash people.

And then like I'd be outside selling the crack outside of the 7-Eleven. Cox knew, but he didn't care. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Then Marks would pull up. Yeah, I'd buy it. And I'd buy it. You know what I'm saying?

And it created racial unity. Yes, man. We did have more racial unity back then. The CIA really hooked it all up. Come on, man. Funnel and crack into y'all's neighborhoods. You see what I'm saying? That's the least we could ask for.

They were trying to help us. While I caj people fucking buy up everything there. You know what I mean? We love a good deal. It was amazing. We love a good deal. Bring that crap. And Mark locked us all up.

You know what I'm saying? He'll buy a crack and then his cousin comes up the block. It was a nice neighborhood. We wanted to put artists in there. You know what I mean? Where are the artists going to go? Right? Come on.

Tequila poppy said, What? Whoa. Yeah, this is an easy answer to me. Who's most likely to turn gay first? Sharla or Andrew? It's zero question. It's Charlotte.

Yeah. Zero question. We saw that bidet movement. Yeah. I mean, that was like your... I'd have been gay already. Who says you not? Yeah.

I'm just saying, honestly, me and Andrew would have been gay already. Like, we've had plenty of opportunities to be gay. Describe one. You just said be gay. Yeah, that was... One? You have... Oh.

You're still getting out of... Well, I'm just talking about, you know, being in the business. Like, I've had a... I've never had nobody hit on me except for a basketball player. Who? I'm not saying who. How'd he hit on you? On MySpace.

Is he openly gay? No, not that I know of. Is he still playing? No. Oh, it was MySpace days. Yeah, it was my space days? Was he good? Was he good enough that you were like, I'm flattered?

Yeah, I mean, yeah. All-Star games? He was good enough that I didn't think he was gay. Whoa. You know what I mean? Like, when you're that good, you don't think of the end of that, he just couldn't be gay. Like, you know what I'm saying?

If you're coming off the bench, like, yeah. Yeah. You don't got anything else to do. You ride wood for. a living. But GM, it's like, no, he was actually going to the NBA. No, he's not. All-Star? NBA All-Star? Definitely All-Star. Definitely not. Not just the All-Star, probably top five at his position. Yeah, Gold Star. How did he

proposition you? What do you say? Um, he was hitting me up on MySpace and he was sending me... Fly you down to Orlando? No, he wanted me to come to a game. He was, he wanted me to come to a game. He was telling me how he enjoyed me on the radio, and he wanted me to come to a game. And he was like, we're going to be in town playing this team on such and such. And he, I didn't go. How do you know he's, because I didn't know it was him after? I was like, I was like, it's my space. You couldn't verify. How do you're trying to fuck just as he said come to a game? Okay, just wait. So he asked me to come to the game and I didn't go. And then he asked me again.

And then he goes, no, the first time he asked me, he goes, and he goes, yo, and I want you to hang out afterwards because we get really fucked up. And he was like, like, like, and then he put twice, like really fucked up. And I'm like, all right. And then I didn't go. And then the second time, When I didn't go, he asked me again, and I didn't go to the second time. And he was like, yo, man, I've asked you to come hang out twice, man. And he literally said, and you stood me up both times. Damn.

Yes, he was like, you stood me up both times. You know, this is kind of weird. You know, I don't know if I want to reach out anymore. I'm like, what the fuck? Right. No, he was hitting on you. Then, then stood me up. Yes, yeah.

These kids come out of school. Let's let him get him gone. Alex is gay. I mean, he's not gay, but he's got. Yeah, I get it. Let's keep going. And so one day I go downstairs at a radio station. He sends a young lady to come talk to me. Whoa.

And the young lady is like, hey, such and such wants you to know that that's really him preaching out to you on MySpace. He really wants you to come to a game. And I'm like, I, you know, I'm cool. I don't think I'm really interested. And she was like, all right. So then she used to live in Jersey close to where I used to live. And she asked me to come over one day.

And so I went over to hang out with him. And, like, she had a tinnies out. Right? And she had fake tits. And she was like, you don't want to see my new tits? I'm like, actually, I think I'm a leave. And she was like, hmm, wait till I tell such and such. And she named the ball player.

And I was like, man, I don't know what type of wild shit y'all? But I'm not talking to none of y'all no more. So maybe it's just me. I thought he was hitting on me. Then he sent the young lady to test the waters To see what I'm on What's crazy story? It doesn't feel gay to y'all?

No, it's extremely terrifying It's extremely careful And the fact that he was like, well, he's probably gay So let's send a girl down there Because the only reason you're not responding Is because you don't think it's him? You think it's a scam. That's right.

That's how confident they were. That's right. Is that great? Is that great? Is that, you're a little bit that he was that sure you were gay? No, I think he sent the girl. He's like, yo, if he's not, if he don't like me, he must be strict.

That's why you said. Well, that's the second part. Yeah. And then when she tried to come on to me, I'm like, I'm getting the fuck out of here. It's like, y'all just met you. Yeah. You know what I mean? I met you when you came to the station, but it's like, I've been here 10, 15 minutes and your titties is already out.

That's crazy. That's horrifying. You know? Did anything ever happen with this player or this? No, I never even met him in person. And then you guys never communicated again? Nope. Never.

Off air. Can you tell us? Yeah, I'll tell you off. Okay. Yeah, I'll tell you all. That is bizarre. I don't. Hey, but that's my time.

Wait, how do you know? I mean, no, I'm guessing. Can we guess? Because if you guess, he doesn't have to confirm it and I, but shoot your shot like that guy did. I think he played in Orlando and I think. No, no, no, no, I don't think that. No. No.

Because he would have laughed when you made that joke. Mm-hmm. So I don't think it was, I don't think it was that guy. No. I don't think it was Mark's favorite basketball player of all the time. It is my favorite basketball. Hmm? Dirk would never yell.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, I'll put that on Dirk. Hey, if Dirk want to smash Charlotte, This is Charlotte should. Dirk? No, it wasn't dirt. Yeah, go get some of that sourcrow. Who else we got? Gadget.

Dot Man 23. Would you consider bringing back Raw Report with Duval? It wasn't the Raw Report. It was the Hood State of the Union. No, that was a moment in time. You know what I'm saying? We don't have time to do shit like that. It's different with Bray and Nidious because this is a commitment, right?

Like, we did this 12 years ago. It's organic. We both here in New York. Like, it's effortless to do. Like, I'm sure y'all feel like that about Flavis. Like, it's effortless for y'all to do. And you like doing it. No, it's a lot of effort, but it's most of my money.

You got to be making more stand-up now, O'Coc. Yeah, I'm getting there. We're getting there. We're getting there. Oh, that's funny. We got a big church announcement coming in a few weeks. Hey, Oscars Be Savage on him says, What splits humanity more, religion, or race?

Ooh. I think religion. Yeah, historically religion. Yeah. I think outside of America it's religion. I think in America it's race. We're not that attached to God anymore. Much to Marks you, right?

No, I think we're attached to God. I don't think we're attached to God. Not like we're attached to God. Yeah, I don't think religion at all. I think God now. I'm not saying I like it, but it is what it is. That ain't my God. I still believe in you, God.

You know, I also try to thank God when I wake up. I think about your tweet. Now, you would tweet. which seemed like a bit too much. But it was good for me to see that and be like, you know what, I should probably thank God for another day of life.

And it would always be somebody to tell me fuck you, I would treat you. Like literally, every day I would tweet that and there would be somebody committed to saying, fuck you, I was hoping you die. Damn. You ever prayed for someone that you're mad at that you're mad at the Trepevan was?

I'm sure he has. That was a gay basketball player. I have. I have. And there is something to it. It does make you feel better. It does feel like a weight is lifted off you because I do think hate consumes you. Even if you don't know it.

Even if you don't know it, I think hate consumes you. I don't think you realize how much of a weight hate is until you pray for somebody that you don't like are actually just say, man, what are we even tripping off? Let me pick up the phone or reach out to this person and talk to him. You know what I'm saying? Tell this person, look, man, whatever I did. You still have people, because I remember back in the guy. days people would fall that you were competitive with and you would be giddy.

People would what? People were falling off where you were competitive with. You had full smoke with. I was never happy about that. I was never happy about people falling off. Let him drown. I remember you saying that. Oh, let them drown.

Yes. Let them drown. Yes. I forgot about this. Come on. It's how we pulled up the news story. I said what? Let him drown.

Charlie. Hey, go ahead. Flip that into me. You know, not the same. I can't. I can't. That, those individuals, nah. But I don't feel anything towards them, though.

It's not like I hate them. It's not like I, yes. Well, because you've passed them. Because you know the people that you don't like, you can't stop talking about? Yeah. You do, like, you don't realize it. But the people you actually don't like. I realize it.

You can't stop talking about. So that is what it is. Because you know why? The hardest thing for men to just say is you hurt my feeling. It's very hard for them. men just to be like, yo, you hurt my feelings with what you said, or you hurt my feelings with what you did. It's very hard for men to do that.

So we're passive. I've gotten much better at doing that. That shit is a bar, though. Like, if someone to hurt your feelings, you say, hey, that kind of hurt my feelings. Immediately they go, oh, my bad. Like, there is automatic apology. Because now we're being human. Now we're being human and we're actually being vulnerable, and we're just getting to

the root of what the issue is. Most times I get mad at my wife, it's over some shit that hurt me in a way that I don't want to say hurt me. So I'm like, I get angry or I make fun of her back or whatever. So I've learned if you can just be vulnerable, it saves you so much stress and so much. This is coming from the biggest hater in the room. This guy, he's, he hates a lot.

I hate a small number of people a lot. Acosta don't hate. He's a natural cramudgeon though. But Akos got a cramudgeon face. You got the eyes of like a sex machine. Like a fleshlight? Akhaven's like evil Jay Shetty. Yo, that, somebody gets Chad Gip T to write a buddy comedy

for Akos Singh and Jay Shetty. Oh, that'd be great. He's called fraud and friend. You see? You see? Right. You see? You see? Hate. Hey.

Hey, I think I hate him. I'm by a hater. I'm right about this. What's my guy, Jay Shady? Oh, that's your guy? I didn't know that. My bad. I like, I like Jay.

He's good. He's good at what he does. And he touches people. Oh. He helps people. He changes lives. He does. He does.

He changed lives, man. We saw each other at the Ambani wedding, and we both were collectively just like, damn. Who's that? Jay. I'm saying, who's Ambani? Oh, one of the richest human beings on Earth. He had this crazy wedding.

It was like a few hundred million or whatever. It was like a nuts thing. But we were both there, and we both, well, good. So how do you know him? I don't hate him at all, no ill will. Huh? How do you know him? I know of him.

And then we saw it. But you had his wedding, though. No, the Embani guy's wedding? Yeah. Oh, they brought, they wanted, are they, are they probably? probably would have died for you to come too. I didn't know the guy. He just, they were like fans. Is he Indian? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. So he just, all the celebrity Indians, he just, yeah. Okay, that makes sense. He paid you? No, but they flew us out. Oh, dope, dope, dope, dope, dope.

Oh, but India, pretty much. And so hold on you, you saw Jay and y'all just. Thumbs, hey, we're good. He's heard you talk about him before us? I'm sure. They could be one Indian with light eyes. You would, you like, you would be like, no, I don't see him fall. It wouldn't make me feel any good or bad, whatever happens to Oh, it just is kind of a fraud, so that is what it is. Back to that point, yes. I don't wish bad on people. But when bad things happen to people who have done bad things, I don't celebrate.

I just be like, see? You know what I'm saying? But that's also why I don't try to get no get back. Because I've seen it a million times because we take things personal with people, right? But literally, if you watch how people treat other people, eventually you'll see one day. it's going to be your turn. So those individuals, it's not that they just did you dirty. They've probably done a bunch of people dirty.

So when it comes back to them, it don't got nothing to do with you. You got to be a straight nauseous to be like, yeah, he did me wrong. So you see that? No, this motherfuckers, this is a piece of shit. Parma is real. This thing. The real thing. Eros Rivas 21 says if you had to take one back shot to end world hunger or world peace, would you do it?

Oh, fuck yeah. Yeah. Or, yes, I would have to. How selfish would you be to not? Yeah. I mean, if it's twice as good as the bidet, you've got to do it. Right? Like, it's probably going to be twice as good as the bidet.

Think about it. But it says the in-world peace. We don't have a peaceful world. This motherfucker is tricking you. Wait, let him put his dick in you, and it's a trick question. Fine, to end world hunger. Would you do it? Yeah.

Wait, it says to end world. You wouldn't take one back shot to keep all these black kids from starving to death in Africa? He's saying it's going to end world peace. Yeah, I can't. Yeah. He says, or. I'm not going to get fucked for violence.

Exactly. I'm not going to experience violence for violence. Would you take one backshot to end world hunger? Done. Question mark there. Yes? It's good to be hungry sometimes. What is one backshot?

It's like a prostate exam? Like what is that? Like what is the one back shot? Yeah, but all the way in, you got to commit. It matters who. Who's doing the who's, who's obvious? I mean, this is the easiest yes. My don't cares about.

No, because I'm thinking. Hey, y'all tell me I'm not a good person. You wouldn't take one stroke to end- No, he didn't say that, though. He said one back shot. Well, does this mean a session? I don't care how you define it. Does this mean he nuts?

No, no, no, no, no. Well, he might if he's quick, but I think it's just one stroke. I need more detail. You got into those things. I'm going to go-hunger. I want God to hear this. You can fuck me to completion to end world hunger.

God damn. World hunger. I'm a good person. Y'all ain't shit. Now, I don't- I'm going to tell you something. I'm questioning God, but I'll be like, now, God, all the miracles you can work. I got to take the back shot to end world hunger.

Can't you snap your finger? Son, Jesus had to get put on a cross. Yes, God works in the team. He gives his toughest battles to his sexiest warders. Hey, man. Come on, you got that, Charlotte. You got that. Let's do, come on.

You got that. Let's do two more, man. Three lack shade says, is brand identity more important than the art now, not just music? You're the guy that could handle this one. I mean, brand identity has always been important. But there was a time where brand identity is always been important. where nobody gave a fuck about you a brand if you didn't have good music, you know, good art, period.

I think nowadays people focus on the brand first and whatever it is they do second. And I think that's the problem. I think the people who actually focus on what it is that they're good at, whether it's comedy, whether it's music, whether it's, you know, dancing, whether it's film, whether it's being a welder, whatever the fuck it is, be good at whatever you're crafted. And then your brand kind of sells itself. What you do defines your brand, right? Well, here's where I think it's kind, this is a situation where it's kind of good that we used to have gatekeepers back in the day because they would only let in the people that they thought had good art.

And now gatekeepers are gone, which is overall good. But everybody is their own brand and you've still got to, now you've got to get in front of everything. So brand identity, brand identity, marketing, marketing, and then the art will might not be there. But what happens when you get in front of people and your art sucks? I think that's when you talked about like Will Smith's career art versus the 15 minutes of fame guy. you'll be a Will Smith if you focus on the art. That's right. And then you'll be a flash in the pan guy

if you focus on the brand. And that's what I'm saying. So to me, it's the art. What you think, Mark? I agree. I mean, but I don't think this is new, though. I think this is a tale's old time, specifically in pop music,

and the issue that the rap community is having is that rap is now pop. So back in the day, when rap was just underground grassroots, you had people writing their own things. You didn't have entire, like, labels, and ghost writers and all this shit. So pop music will have the same issue

where you had someone with a great look and had a great sound, but they were a trash artist, So you would just give them songs. You would have them lip sync. You would have people come in and fake it. And now rap is just coming into that era in the last, like five. I can't believe you can get fucked in the world hungry.

That's so great. Would you eat a dick so people can eat? Sure. Whatever. The ass is different than the mouth. That's the same way. That ass you can just watch, you use the bidet on. With that mouth.

You would rather get fucked than suck a dog? I'm just saying, would you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Because getting fucked just passing. Yeah.

You might be right. You might be right if you have to choose. but you were just very quick with that answer. If somebody saw me getting fucked, I can explain that. Like, look, I was trying to end world hunger. Yeah. But if they catch me sucking the dick, they'd be like, ah, nah. You look hungry.

You know what I'm saying? Like, come on, man. It's like, ah, shit, they got me. They got me, pop. You'd have to live in a country that used to be hungry because then they'd be the most grateful. You know what I mean? If you live in America.

Then I'm the king. Exactly. I suck your dick for salvation. Yeah, exactly. Right? How would that look in the Bible 100 years? Son, weren't they married up daughters and shit like that? Didn't they married daughters and shit like that?

Who? People on the Bible. Oh, yeah. There's all sorts of crazy shit. Yeah. Are you real religious like that? I grew up. Very religious.

What are you? Baptist? Catholic. Catholic. Oh, okay. They grew up Catholic. Doth. Sodom and Gimorrae.

They put out. A freak over here, huh? I love the Lord. When did you lose your virginity? It's my wife. Yeah. I was like, what? 19, 20?

Legend, man. Yeah. Legend. Oh, so you had sex before marriage, though. Yeah. How are you going to handle that when, you know? I married her, you know. But no, you still have sex before marriage.

No, but it's like, you know, God's cool. God forgives everything, dude, if you just believe in them. That's what I don't like. No, I don't like that. I don't like that. I agree. I don't like that. That just seems like, you know what, while to fuck out, have a good time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we don't even live like that. You wouldn't let somebody keep coming to your house wilding the fuck out, tearing your crib up. If somebody did Project X at your house every day. Yo, what do you think the sex was like? This is not Project X sex. Okay. This was missionary.

This was regular missionary. Now, but a general rule, it's a get out of hell free pass. All them pedophiles in those churches, the pastors or whatever, they go to heaven. They could. They could. They will. How would they not? And God doesn't tell you what type of sex.

You just say, don't have sex before marriage. And if you're going to do it, at least make it good. It was regular. I mean, you're married or so. It was regular. You know what I mean? But then we got married. It's fun.

I think God's cool. I think he's going to dab me up. I don't know. I mean, that's the whole tricky thing about this. It's the tricky thing. It's just tricky. I don't know. I've been thinking about that lately.

You know what I'm saying? Did you see that video of the lady who described hell? No. For whatever reason, there's nothing but celebrities in hell. Like, you know, it's so weird that, like, Stalin, Hitler, none of them are in hell, but Biggie is. Get the fuck out of him. Right? So she's describing all these celebrities that's in hell.

That shit was really kind of, like, terrifying, yo. Like. You saw Biggie in hell? Bro. That shit was kind of terrifying. Like, you know what? I think I want to go get back. I'm baptized. Play a little bit of this shit, Chris, and we get the fuck out of here.

I don't understand. Is hell segregated? I don't understand. This is an hour, so I don't know. No, no, no. There was a five minute one you skipped over here, Chris. I saw a 59 second one. Right there. 59 seconds. That one. Waxed. She was hugging this copy of Biggie saying, this should have been my husband. I said, no, what in the world? This woman's supposed to be a child of God. You in there talk about this ungodly man. It's supposed to be your husband. An hour later, Jesus Christ took me from that room in the hell.

Hear me now. Hear my words. With no dream, for some of y'all saying I'm having dreams. With no vision, I was physically out of my body in hell standing beside Jesus Christ himself. There's this cave like area in this pitch black. And there was these two, the demons was almost as, the demons was darker than the darkness. You didn't even know it was demons there until you saw the whites of their eyes. That's how you knew that it was creatures.

And these demons had to be 13, 14, 15 feet tall. And they were standing in front of a jail cell. A jail cell in hell. A jail cell in hell. The bars went up and down and they were dug into the top of this cave-like area and dug it to the bottom. And it was just a carved-out area of a cave room. And there was nothing in this room, just carved-out area. He was holding the bars, but he was on fire.

From the inside. He was burning from the inside. Like he, like, like somebody put a bomb in his belly, he exploded. I saw him. And I'm standing there looking at him. And I asked Jesus, I said, Jesus, why is this man here? And these are the words Jesus said, verbatim is written a record in heaven.

This is what he told me. He said, this man, he didn't call him his name. He said, this man told me. He didn't need me. Watch this shit. When Jesus finished speaking, them two demons, one demon told the other demon that he wasn't speaking in English. He was speaking this language I ain't never heard,

but I do what he was saying. He was saying because he was pointing. They had staffs. They had poles. I don't know what's up with the staffs, but they had these staffs. And he was holding the staff with his right hand. He pointed, he said he was telling the other demon to get him out of that cell, and they're going to take him for more torment.

So when they came out of the cell, fake king's robe appeared on him, fake crown, and they took him and put him in a juice. Now, in the spirit round, you have a permanent spirit body. In hell, you still feel like you have bones. You still feel like you have blood vessels. you still feel like you have the same organs you had here. But you don't, what you do, you feel it. And he felt the pain, a breaking bone, muscles and ligaments and tendaments,

his skull being cracked and smashed. He felt that. And then it was all on the floor and a big mush pile. And his body just came back together and then they put him back in his cell. And when they put him back in his cell and closed the door, he exploded on fire. Like somebody put a bomb inside his chest and he exploded, but his body didn't do nothing. He was just burning from the inside.

Man, listen. I don't think that was here. Why do you believe it? I don't know if it was there. I ain't say I believe it. I'm just saying that I'm not believing it. Not the biggie part. But the way she described hell.

She's a crazy person. But I just don't want to take no chances is what I'm saying. Like there's no need to risk it is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like go get baptized. Give your life to God. Like that was a fantastic. description of hell. I've never heard hell

described like that. She's a phenomenal storyteller. Don't get me wrong. What? I believe in God, but even this, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what this lady knows about a juicy. He's a fucking loony tune. What are we talking about? You think she said she's ever? I didn't see the juicer before? That's cool. I don't know. I'm not saying she's not. She obviously thinks juices are evil. Look at her. What if this is the message? The message is I'm fucking crazy.

Yes, Shala, stop it. Stop it. Biggie goes to hell because he carried it around. I don't think Biggie's in hell. I'm just saying the way she described hell. That's damn fine. This should be in a movie. That's what I'm like,

this should be in a movie. Whoa, whoa. Go get baptized. Yeah, she has visions. She's probably schizophrenic. Why was she in hell? What did she did? Jesus took her that for a little jet holiday.

It was just a little quick in and out, man. That's it. She wanted to show her so she can come back and tell us and we get our minds right. Right now. 50 pounds, purpose. God damn. Oh, I like that one.

Aliens land. Oh, one comedian plus one rap with a rep Earth. Who you send it? Oh, that's a good one. That's a fire question. Why do we just do both send Will Smith. Oh. Get him the fuck out of here.

Man, shut the fuck up. You win with that. You win with Big Willie. One comedian, one rapper, they'll love Will. There's actually not a better representative to see. Eddie Murphy. No. That's bad.

Why? You send a guy who made a movie killing a bunch of aliens? Oh, that's a good point. Oh, no, that lets him know. That lets him know don't fuck around, dude. You want to fuck around with us. That's like an act of war right there. Yeah.

Do they have to be dead or alive? Because that matters. They'll tell you it don't matter. Anybody. Comedian, I'm sending George Carlin. Yeah, so on. Ooh, good answer. Rapper, I'm sending, I'm still sending Jay Z.

I'm sending Jay Z. You're sending JZ. George Collin and Jay-Z. One comedian, George Collin, the rap, the rep, Earth. Jay-Z, the rep, Earth is the rap. I was saying Lil Nas X as a rapper. Ali's would be like, he's one of us. We sent him here from your end.

Hey, don't be late to the party tonight. We're at. You know where it's at. Oh. What else we got? What's the biggest what if the universe and life has given us? Ooh. Oh.

What's the biggest what if the universe in life is giving us, Mark? Man, I mean, you got to think about war. That's the thing I always think about. I mean, what if Hitler wasn't born? Yeah, what if someone killed Hitler? What if Hitler? I'm trying to think. Crazy is what if?

What if God is real? No, it's got to be more like a butterfly effect, like something that happened that could have changed the course of history. What if that bullet hit Trump in Butler, Pennsylvania? How crazy would be? Crazy. That's a crazy one. Right?

That's interesting. Yeah, like what if Martin Luther King Jr. had never got assassinated? Right. You know? What if he had been able to really live out his dream? Yep. You know?

Mm-hmm. He would have been so disappointed. You think so? Yeah. What if I don't went to that basketball game? That ball player? Yeah. You would have been a bigger celebrity.

Yeah. Or at least wife to fuck up. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Running around that somebody's fucking assistant ball of these kids. You know sports, what if I think about a lot? Two, Bo Jackson.

I wonder if Bo Jackson got to play a full career. And then what if custom model lived another like 20 years? Mike Tyson's tramp. I think about those. I think about what if Michael Jordan had never retired. Would he have won eight rings? You know? I think about Tom Brady.

What if Tom Brady never lost the Super Bowl? How crazy would that be? As a cowboy fan, the fact that he only lost the NFCE team, NFC East team is really just drives me insane. It's unbelievable. But just imagine if he'd have won 10 rings as a football player. He's the greatest athlete of all time already. You know, I think that.

Yeah, I don't think that would have been much different. I already put him number one. Yeah, but most people disagree with me, though. They think he's not an athlete. He's a quarterback. No, he's actually the great, it's the degree of difficulty of football. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you're not supposed to play as long as he played

and be as good as he was in football. That's just not, it's literally the not prolong. If Michael Jordan had 19 rings, that's what Tom Brady did. Because no franchise has seven rings. Tom Brady has seven rings. Well, we were having this conversation on bringing this before, and I was saying that the NFL is literally the only league I don't think you can do the ring game with. But because it takes so many players to win in the NFL.

But when you get it right, like a Tom Brady got it right, and you win seven rings and you're like the catalyst, the leader of the team, then that's different. That's why I rank him as high as I rank him. But there's got to be somebody that won like five or six rings

with Brady, right? Oh, yeah. Who would that be? No. No, I don't think so. Because the first run, his first year goal was, oh, no. He was late.

His first Super Bowl was 2002. No, Grant got four with him. Mighty got four, but not seven. His last Super Bowl was 2019. Very few players play, 2020. Very few players play that long. Yeah.

So that's a 20-year career of getting. Super Bowls, like 18-year gap. Nobody played that long. Yeah, Gras got four with him because you got three with them in New England and then won in Tampa. And four is a big number, but it ain't seven. And that's what makes Brady even iller.

Like, yo, you left the Patriots with the Tampa and got a fucking ring. First year. And Tampa was irrelevant before that. He should have walked off after that, though. Yeah. I don't blame him for trying one more year, but I do wish he had walked off after that. What if Triselle never did Brazilian jiu jiu jitza? That's really what it is.

That's, I think, the biggest one of because that's the reason why Brady stayed in another year because he went through some marital shit. They used to say Jacelle did witchcraft. No. She had charms in her pocket? Yeah, they would say, they said Jacelle used to do witchcraft. Really? You never heard that?

No. Yeah. This is Brazilian racism. I mean, they say that's what she's into. For Tom Brady? I mean, just in general, but she used to, yeah, do it on, Tom. Well, he didn't run a Super Bowl after they got divorced. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

That's his worst year. Whoa. They got their ass stomping the playoffs. And this was after she wanted him to retire. And he came back anyway. And they ended up giving a divorce and everything else. And superpowers got neutralized. Whoa.

That's a great thing. Just saying. I underscore B underscore that underscore Jiggy. Have there been times where you lost all motivation? What were some things, what were some things to do? What were some things to do to break that? Yeah. What were some things to do to break that?

Some things, one word instead of two. Yes. Ooh, that's a good question. Um, I think the best way to give. motivated is to remember what got you into it to begin with. Because everything is an intention, right? I think the reason that you go so hard in the beginning is because you have an intention. Your intention is, I want to get on, I want to succeed.

You know, I got this burning desire to do something inside of me. It's this, it's this art I got to get out. You know, it's just content. I got to get out, whatever it is. So like, for me, it was radio. I love doing radio. And I wanted to be the best at radio. And when you lose motivation, you just got to find

what is your intention now? Because what your intention was when it started may not be the fuel that keeps you keeps you going. So I just think you always got to constantly find, you know, what's that thing? What's your intention now? What's that thing that keeps you going now?

I agree with that. We know what got you here. We know what got you going. Yeah. What is it now that keeps you here? I agree with that. I also think confidence and motivation are closely. Like, once I realized the comic I could be,

when I started getting a little success and growing, I was like, oh, and now I'm motivated all the time just because the intention is there. Also being around people who are doing incredibly well. Like always being behind Schultz has been a great motivator for me out of love. I want him to be the biggest in the world. And then seeing that is like, oh, that's a thing I can keep chasing.

Yeah, it feels much more possible. Yeah. And then daily... It's just like it's a constant goal. Oh, he's doing this. Okay, let's aim for that. Let's aim for that. Let's aim for that.

It's all seems real and it's right there to look at it. Yeah. And I feel like daily habit formation. Like Seinfeld used to have a thing where he had a big calendar and he was like every time I write, I put an X on the calendar. And then you get 10 Xs in a row and just gives you like a little bit more of a nudge. Be like, all right, I got to write today. And just try to fill out the whole calendar with Xs, whatever that little thing is every day you can do. Yeah, motivation comes and goes. Discipline doesn't.

Yeah. You can build the discipline. You're good. Yeah. Relying on motivation is rough. It's going to go. What about you, Alex? Things that have helped me.

I would say... When did your fiancé lose all motivation to give me? Was it before or after? The fact that he threw to you, I was like, what's going on? I know, I know, no, no. I should have known. I should have known. I should have known.

I should have. I would say things like eating right, working out. If everything else isn't going right, at least those things kind of help the mood. And then it would snap me back into a better mood to like keep driving. That's true. But that's why I tell folks like, yo, when you lose motivation, just do something. Yeah. Just go find something positive.

I don't get a fuck if you gotta go do 100 pushups today. Whatever it is, just do something. Alex's fiance, you could just talk to a wedding planner. Yes. For real? We're happy. We're happy. I don't know, bro.

And was that true? O'Castrow when they said your wife was mad at you for Trump? No, she was joking. She was just like, are you happy now? And then it just became a thing. And it was funny watching, because I remember the article that came out It was people or something was like a podcaster's wife is upset. I was like, why have they said comedian?

Because if they said comedian's wife, people would probably know it's a joke. At least they don't call you a rapper. Yeah. You do me, rapper. I'm a fuck, I'm a rapper still? Oh, that'd be awesome. I wish I got that. Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Has the biasedness of hip-hop media ruined the landscape of hip-hop emmed-duce. Oh, great question. I love academics, but everything's so pro-drake. And then there's some people who are so anti- Drake. The fans have kind of ruined all of it. Like, the Drake, Candrid Beef should have just been a fun thing that went away. And now they're just constantly all, oh, it's been two years or whatever. Get over it.

Yeah, I mean, the reality is you're out of your mind if you think that biasedness has not always existed in hip-hop meetings. It's so front-facing now. It's nonstop. Well, no, it's not because people act like they're not. Like, I did Vladte TV the other day. I mean, this wasn't a hip-hop question, but he asked me something about Schultz. And I'm like, it was a Schultz-Kindrick thing. And I'm like, first of all, of course I'm a defendant.

my guy. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like that thing. Just like I'm going to defend all my folks, right? That's a natural biasedness that you're going to have. But I think what Akash is talking about is, remember the Jay-Z Nas, even though we all knew Angie Martinez was like a good friend of Jay-Z, she was keeping it very neutral with how she was like breaking out. I mean, some things you can't lie about. But the reality is, you're the difference between being, being, having biased and being friends with a person. See, some of these people either think this person is their man, or they think they have a relationship with that person,

so they don't want to fuck that up. So they, it's not even biased. They're just delusional on purpose. Like, Kendrick and Drake is the perfect example. Kendrick watched Drake in every metric. Like, it wasn't even close, right? But you'll still have people who deny that. And, like, they'll still try to find all of these different reasons.

Well, they'll run with the bots narrative. The bot, that's what I'm saying. Actually, family mad was the best song. Who fucking cares, dude? It's over. He lost. That's not even a bias. And Kendrick won, let's move on.

It wasn't a whole lot. It was an absolute ass fucking. Yes, that was more than one. Gray could have ended world hunger. That's forever. A lot of worlds. Okay? You know what I'm saying?

Like, it wasn't even close, and we know this. But you'll have people that won't even be objective about it. You can have your natural bias, but then you still got to be objective and call a spade of spade. Yeah. And if you're not willing to call a spade of spade. It's not even at your bias, you're just a liar. You actually, you know. But there do seem to be on both sides, liars.

And it's just like, why am I still reading this? What's, it's over? Let's move on. But the convoy is also, I mean, if you can think back to the earlier instead of hip-hop, the convo was a critic's response to now, right? Whether you've got five stars in the source literally would make a break.

Five mics, yeah. Five mics, sorry. Talking to the mic. Five mics in the source makes or break your career. Yeah. Right? And also determines, to a large part, how much albums you would actually sell.

When's the last time anybody bought an album based on a critics review? Yeah. It's over. We don't even buy albums, really. Right. I think, I think Kai Sinat still has some pull. Like, if he listens to a song on his stream and he, like, really is flogging with it, that song does it charts.

Like, there's some people that still have pulled. That's the update. I wouldn't even consider him a critic, though. I haven't seen, I haven't seen that happen. Because I haven't seen him do that with, like, you know how when you know you can really do that, when you do it for somebody that don't have any pool. If you review Playboy Cardiob and he go number one, of course. But would he trash something?

I think wasn't it sexy red that it was, she put out a song that he wasn't really feeling and he kind of said it and then like she was really upset about it and then they didn't even put that song out as a single. Like the label didn't get behind it because he said he didn't like the soul. Yeah, that happens all the time. Yeah. I mean, listen, once again, it's a natural bias.

I don't think it's ruined the landscape of hip-hop though, because it can't because hip hop media is not the only voice you hear. Like, don't nobody give a fuck what any of us saying. If you like Drake, you like Drake. Like everybody's a hip hop media. If you long as you got a phone and you can voice your opinion about something, they can hear me right now in this podcast, say something about Drake, and they'll be in the comments saying, this motherfucker ain't shit with a Drake hater.

Yeah. And they're right. Okay? Is that right? Absolutely. So they run their own shit now. They don't give a fuck with hip-hop media talking about. So it can't ruin the landscape of hip-hop.

But there's a definite bias. We're all biased. Y'all are biased. These motherfuckers that are watching this show right now that don't like certain things we're saying about certain people because they like that person. You have a natural bias toward them because you're a fan. It's okay.

This last question, Eidot Ray Will. If you were president, what's the first thing you would do to actually make America great? I'm going to borrow a line from our boy Vivek, Ramoswamy, or at least my boy, improve education. World-class education. That's the most important thing I think. You wouldn't get fucked in the ass, one stroke,

if you could. If that policy was offered by every UN leader that one person fucks me and we make sure that all the world's population needs. You want to train from the UN? God damn. That's wild, right? I said one person.

No, you didn't. You said one person, fucks me. If that was a UN policy, one person fucks me, we end world hunger, I'm in. One stroke. One stroke is light. Just one stroke of a dick.

One stroke of a dick. That's light work. You're actually the greatest president of all time after that. I would be the greatest and gayest. Greatest and gayest. Who sacrificed more than this guy who sacrifices axle? Lincoln ain't sacrificed shit.

Nah, he took a head shot. I took a back shot. So I'm saying, right? What about you, Mark? If you were president with the first thing you would do to actually make America great? I don't even know. I saw some shit at the airport this week that bug me.

I mean, first off, you take your shoes off on an airplane straight to jail. That's something. If you get a massage at the airport, that's disgusting. Wait, wait, wait. If you take your shoes off inside the plane or that? inside the plane. What's wrong with that? You got socks on or no?

If you have socks, I kind of look past it, but if you're full- If you're fully barefoot, it's disgusting. If your foot touches anything on the plane, then you got to go to. Yeah, barefoot is crazy, but. And you got to get deported. Yeah, you get deported. Like, if you got on flip-flops and you need to take them off, that's crazy. Yeah, exactly.

You're already out. Dogs are already out. So, like, yeah, if you take your shoes off, dogs touching shit, you got to get deported. And if you get a massage at the airport, you got to get deported. I just don't believe in that. Like if you go to the airport and you're like, man, I'm so tired. I have to get a back rub at this terminal, terminal D of fucking LaGuardia. What if you got a long layout?

Bro, grow up. I've never done it, but I can see it. No, you got to grow up. You're going to reach a point where you go on a tour for an extended period of time. And then the airport, you're going to go straight from airport flight, flight next to show. No. I'm telling you. If you have to get an elbow in your back just to make the tour, you shouldn't be on the road.

You got to go home. You got to go straight home. Or you get deported. 28-year-old guy. Give it 10 years. Oh my God, I can't wait for your body to break down. My body's going to break down, and I'm going to do shorter tours. Because you know what?

If I can't even make it through LaGuardia, I got to go home. You're not going to do shit. You're going to get your back rope. You're going to bring a masseuse on the tour. Yeah, I imagine. What are you doing as president? First of the first thing. I mean, investments in the poor and disenfranchised communities.

Like all the shit everybody talks about, like really, you know, creating better infrastructure, investing in education, sending people to trade schools, making sure people got proper mental health services. Like that's it. Like really that's simple. Like really make an investment into the communities, make investment into people. Like actually do it.

Like, you know, not just talk about it. We're not wondering where the taxpayer dollars are going. You're going to fucking see it. You're going to see this money in this community. And whoever doesn't want to participate in the programs that we implement to make the community better, we're going to send you to allocate out of contracts. What have we been bringing?

You should really punish people for not wanting to do right. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like we weaponize, you know, poverty and we weaponized, you know, people being poor. I said the same thing twice. But literally, if we implement all of these programs, this thing about this, you implement all these programs, and you've got options to go to trade school, you know, we've got community colleges we're paying for free, you know, we're creating job programs, you know.

We have all of these opportunities to do the right thing and you don't participate. We should punish you. That should actually be a crime. You know how they had the tardy shit where they were locking parents up? I forgot what was it, was it in California where they were locking parents up

if their kids were missing school? Oh, really? It should be the same thing. If you make these investments in the community and you got all of these ways to better yourself and you choose not to participate,

you should be punished. I think you get everyone on board with that. Yeah. Why wouldn't you want to? That cuts across the aisle. This sounds a little Chinese, I must say. What you gonna do now?

I don't dislike it, but it does sound a little bit communist dictator or whatever we want to work. Good education, that should sound of China. Chinese have gotten a lot right, right, Chris? Come on, Chris, come on, let's be honest, come on. Chinese, they've gotten a lot right. I was on board with pretty much everything you said until

send them to jail. I just said punished. You signed them to. You said, send them to Alcatraz. It's not a real sentence. Come to see you there for a little bit. I bet you 12 hours. Yes.

You don't want to come to my class. Scared straight. Yeah, that's all. Yeah, yeah, I like that. I think I take money out of politics. Money out of politics, so then politicians actually start doing what the people vote for. Like take off Citizens United? Yeah, like Super Pax, all that shit is done.

What would be their motivation? Do they care? No, because now you actually have to do what people who vote for you. Yeah, you're a public servant. Yeah, you'd have to actually care, right? Who the fuck says servants are rich? You're a public servant. You shouldn't be rich.

Yeah, you're supposed to not make that much money. That's the point. You should be getting fucked in the ass for world hunger. Damn. Yes. Yeah, but then you can't get elected. You're getting fucked in the ass. And usually the people that actually care

are getting fucked in the ass. People who the judge will make a great president right now. Oh, that's a good point. You know what I'm saying? But nobody will vote for him because of his sexuality. I'd vote for him. This guy would take a back shot to end world hunger.

But he wouldn't win a national election. You don't think so? Nah. Yeah, it's going to be tough. Because there's not enough people who would take back shots that end world hunger. If we did a mass poll right now

and we could poll every man. If we could poll every man in the world right now, okay? And ask them, would you take a back shot? One dig. Quick. In the ass, the in world hunger, I guarantee you 80% of the population will say no. 80? And that's why people who the judge couldn't be probably.

I don't think 80. No, it might be 80. Let's do it. 75% of this room said no. I'm the only good person in here. I say yes. Would you take a backshot in World Hunger, Chris? Oh, of course.

The question is... Hey, God. You can't answer. You're like, you want one right now. How long will you go? What is the limit for the issue? Like, what about universal health care? No.

No, no, no, no, no. I ain't fucking... Now, y'all got that. Figure that out of you. I'm going to get fucked in the ass for you to have insurance. Fuck you. Also, I want to know what y'all eating. They got to be five-star bills.

What are we talking to? Yeah. What are we feeding people? I need you to be able to sustain yourself off food. That's all. That's enough. You don't need to be eating fucking Michelin Stars. I would do it to end poverty. Like poverty, all across the board, world hunger, like everything.

If nobody's, if there's no more poor people anymore and everybody's making a good living, everybody got a place to stay, everybody got a roof over their head. This is a lie. How about lower? World hunger, he wouldn't do it. Now he's trying to get votes. Huh? Lower inflation. No. No. Oh. Whoa. No. Chris just wanted to get fucked.

Yeah. I'm not even naming shit that people won't. I said. I'll, how, what's the fucking the ass for eggs? This is like steak in a bottle of wine. What do you think? What's the catch? Yeah, I don't know, man. Oh, man. Thank you all for joining me this week, man.

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