The Brilliant Idiots - Beige Anatomy

Episode Date: May 12, 2022

So many things happened this week, but Andrew and Charlamagne are back to give their unpopular opinion the ones that caught their eye, starting with Jessie Williams big surprising performance this week. After, the footage was seen the fellas did not hesitate to bring out the graphic measurements to compare. And while they are at it, why wouldn’t they want to know what the average D size is in other countries too! Next, they went on to discuss Dave Chappelle getting attacked and the return of Kendrick Lamar, and his work of art song and music video “The Heart Five”. They also mention Pete Davidson making jokes on Kanye, f they appreciated the new Marvel Dr Strange movie and ending with some interesting “Ask an Idiot” questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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How is it so crazy that so much shit happens in seven days? Wait, what's going on? It's a bunch of different shit that's happened since the last time we did this podcast. I want to see Jesse Williams' dick. You want to see Jesse Williams' dick? What is wrong with you? Hey, let's come in hot. I like that.

Yeah. I like that. I have some thoughts. Pull it up. Have some thoughts. I have some thoughts. Who is this person? Why do you want to see that meat?

Jesse Williams is doing a Broadway play. In the Broadway play, he has a scene where he has to be naked. personally, I think it's a prosthetic penis. Oh. Yeah, I don't think it. Nude leak. No, you got it. No, that's him on a play. Somebody took a picture of him on stage

at the Broadway play and then put it out. But it makes no sense because his penis is the complexion to Idris out. Oh, he got the darky. That's the guy. He's looking from the back? That's what happened. I don't think that's pretty normal. Is it, you know, looking to see him me?

Oh, my God. I just hear a man grump. Now, I'm going to be on. I don't think I want to see that. That is a, that's what you call a fluff. Meaning, no, seriously, meaning that somebody like, you can. Are you going to explain to me how

dicks work, right? You don't think I fluffed my dick before a girl saw my fake soft dick? That's right. Listen, if that's a way you never see my fake soft dick or my real soft dick, you never know. Why do you put their hand in their pocket so they can rub their head and try to think you can do it? Come on. Now, you can tell it that's a fluff. Because, like, it ain't hanging. It's kind of going out

a little. There you go. That's what I'm saying. I mean, wouldn't you fluff if you're him? You're not going to be out there with you just real soft dick. That dude he's fighting against don't give a shit. He's out there with that micro penis. Like, let's go. He's the real one that's exposed when you think about it. And why are they naked and why is that necessary?

And why is his penis docking in the rest of his body? Why is his penis the complexion of Idris? I don't. You said what? His dad, black. Who? Jesse Williams. Why, he got his dad's dick.

Is that what you said? You got your dad's dick. That is something that all of us wanted growing up, though. Put our dad's dick. Oh, yeah. My dad had the big one, bro. Really? Super fat.

You see your dad walking around in underwear? You'd be like, that's how I want to look in underwear. My dad would wear underwear. He'd just walk around swinging. You know, he'd wear, like, he'd wear just a shirt. Really?

Yeah, he would dress like a friendship. Winnie to Pooh. Yeah, he would do the Winnie of the Pooh. He did the Winnie of the Pooh. I had too many sisters, so my dad wasn't walking around. Oh, yeah. I'm just happy to have mine. Yeah.

Well, Sluctin, Jesse Williams. I think that's a prosthetic, man. I don't think that's real. Why are we haters? I'm saying the truth. Hey, my man's shit was at like 45 degree angles. That's right. It wasn't like just hanging.

It wasn't just dropping. It wasn't that zero on the clock. And also there's no like wrinkles and nothing like that. Like his shit is ready to go. That's what I'm saying. Low key he might be bricked up and they have some tape holding his straight down. That's real. I think that's what it is.

That's what I would do? Yeah, 100%. Because I'm a grower. I'm not a show. I don't have that handoff like that. So you can look at it. And what happens next? Why do you threw the dude down like that?

That's a dope pose to strike though. Yeah. What are you doing looking at that? But is it? Is it more? But what's going on? Are they about to have a gay scene, like a gay sex scene? I have no idea.

I need to know how much money he's getting paid for this. Because I, you know, I love acting and I love art. But what is the art behind this? I need to know. Wait, why do they got to be naked, bro? Like, do I have to be naked for this scene? Somebody put it about. You could put it on underwear.

It's fake. We know it's fake. I need you read this book naked. Yeah, why? No, no, no, no, no. Why did he throw him down like that? He's about to dig that out. Don't it look like that, bro?

Isn't that crazy? He's about to dig that man out, that poor man. Bro, standing over him like that on triumphant? No, that's the hell of a pole. He, like, mastered a universe. Like, yeah. They're taking acting to new levels with this nudity scene. Yeah, it's like, oh, we're just acting like, okay, then fucking act.

No, by the way, we've seen nudity scenes. Come on, I grew up on Oz. Yeah, but it's not tities, bro. Like, it was tities is different. Remember Oz on HBO? I don't think Wizard of Oz had no fucking news. No, man, not Wizard of Oz, man. Oz, the Jazz.

The Jill's the show. I was like, what is this guy talking about? You never watched Oz? I was about that. I was like that. Wasn't that Michael Jackson? Oz was great. I was one of the all-time classic HBO shows.

It was a show about prison. And you'd see Dicks all day long. Just like that. They'd be fighting, stabbing each other just like that, butt-naked. Butt-naked. What does Bootsy think about this? See, this is the content that we need. We need Bousie watching. We need a Bousie reaction video to this clip right here.

Boosie, get on it. Do you have Bousie's number? Can you text in the video? I don't have Bousie Dumbled. Oh, that'd be funny. Oh, my God. The matter of fact, everybody should DM this video to Bucie and just be like for research purposes. Right now. I don't get this. What you think about this? What's the name of the play? Meets. Bage Anatomy? I don't fucking know.

You shouldn't have no idea. I have no idea. But this just happened today. Over the last seven days, the funniest shit, you know, and I'm sure that y'all have addressed it, but, you know, Dave Chappelle got attacked into Hollywood Bowl. Yeah. Nice.

Could you please tell people what you responded to me when I sent you that video? Yo, Chris Rock can't have shit, though. Yo, let Chris eat for a little bit, bro. He didn't even eat for two weeks, man. This was a remix, though, because he was able to be. be there and he actually that's true he brought Will Smith into it so

that's true his little remit that's all Chris got to drop a line yeah man as a comedian how does that make you feel well I'm off tour so

I ain't next infamous tour is finished you had a chance to get me remember I told you last week I said you can't go back you can't go back to the comedy clubs you got to stay on the marina stages

this was an arena stage that's over it's the guy you know what's funny is like, low-key, this is the greatest compliment. Because I don't know if y'all know, but like, he did his whole set. And then the guy attacked him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So that means a dude showed up to assault you, and you were performing, and then he was like, let me see what this is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But he does do too much after his set anyway, though. Oh, really? Oh, yes. Dave leaves a lot of room for things like that to happen because he does his set. Like, last time I saw it day was at Radio City.

Was it Radio City? I think it was radio city. He did, no, it wasn't radio city. It was, matter of fact, it was radio city. He did an hour set. And then when the hour was over, him and John Stewart just spoke for like, 40 minutes. Then he bought out Erica Badoo to do it. You know what I mean?

It's like, yeah. You know what I'm saying? If I wasn't thinking, I'm just saying, I might have already changed my mind. And I'm like, man, this shit going on too long, bro. You think the guy just didn't like Black Star? Because Dave was about to bring on Black Star and they was like, let me bring on my favorite band. He's about to bring up Drake.

And then on a sudden, boom. We still don't know the reason for why he did it. Oh, it's because they're gentrifying his grandmother's neighborhood in Brooklyn. What that got to do with Dave? This is a mentally ill person. And I think Dave reached out and talk to him. And he should be put in jail. He should be charged with a felony.

It should be the- No, no, no, no. He got his arms broke, his legs, broke and his shit. Like, no, even the arm broke thing isn't real because he was a, he was handcuffed to the gurney. so it made it look like his arm was all like... I thought he said he had a wrong arm. I thought his lawyer said he had a brogone. Anyway, it's like, yeah, that you deserve that,

but you also deserve to go to fucking prison because, and this is the problem that happened with the whole Will Smith shit. It's like, anytime mentally ill people see that you can get attention for something, they're going to repeat it, especially if the cost is low. And the cost was so low for this.

Do you think in that moment he realized he wasn't Will Smith? How long do you think it took him to realize I'm not Will Smith? When he was like to whoop his eye. When they started beating the fucking shit out of him. But also the ass kicking, he got, wasn't even that crazy. Like, you attacked somebody.

That was a good one. Put it this way. That's a good one. Someone attacks you. They're not going to get their ass kick like this? Of course. Okay, so what he did ain't that different. He expected an ass kicking.

He didn't think he was going to go attack him and nothing was going to happen. You got to make, set an example. But he's going to kick their ass or go to jail. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm telling you, if you don't set an example with this right now, it's going to keep on happening, bro. I think it was a spontaneous thing. I think that's all, I think that's deserving. He snuck in.

He planned the whole thing. The whole thing was premeditated. He brought a weapon and did a premeditated assault. Like if you have a weapon on you and you have a premeditated assault, he didn't have a ticket, he snuck in. So you hit it behind a tall seat. No, he had it on him. He had it on him. So people like, the reason he didn't get the felony and it was dropped to misdemeanor

because he didn't use the weapon. It's like, well, he had to climb on stage. What happens if he got on top of Dave and then bust out the weapon? So assault is a misdemeanor in L.A. I guess, right? If you don't have a deadly weapon. Wow. Yeah, I was talking to Miko.

Miko, hope you don't mind me saying. And she said that she was out there all week, and she said security was terrible. She was like she walked in. They didn't search her fanny pack. She was like her home girl had her purse. They didn't search her purse. She was like,

and she actually said something that was real smart. She was like, yo, I actually thought about leaving. Because she was like, I don't feel comfortable. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? And that's one thing. I mean, you know, you can't base that. Like, I know that they don't really search.

They might not search you the same way. They search other people when they walk in the venue. You know what I mean? They might not search me the same way they say to charge everybody. But that's, you know, that's a little different. Because they're afraid of me? They're afraid what I might do? They just know who you are.

They're like, this guy's not coming in here with nothing. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if I am in a venue and I see security ain't tight, I'm like, all right. Yeah, you don't feel good. No, this is ridiculous. I ain't worried. This security ain't tight.

They ain't tight with me either, baby. Yeah, but you're security. You know what I mean? So you just need to be tight. They don't know that. You motherfuckers don't know me like that. Oh, I'm saying. Even if you're not security, you look like security.

You do. You know what I'm saying? To let me do whatever the fuck I want to do? And you are. I'm just saying like, you got to set a precedent right now. We got to nip this in the bud because once things become trendy, it's off to the race. It's like when we were younger, younger, younger. Like there were, there weren't school shootings when we were younger, younger, and then school shooting started and they haven't stopped because it came a fucking trend.

And people are going to copycat this shit as long as it gets attention. You need to punish this motherfucker and Will Smith, low key. Chris Rockney. to sue the shit out of Will Smith. The reason I say Will is a little different is only because that is a once-in-a-lifetime thing. You'll never see that ever again. And when will you ever see one of the biggest stars in Hollywood,

if not the biggest, on the biggest night of his life, get up and slap another superstar at the Oscars? That shit right there that happened today was more likely to happen every weekend somewhere. It can't. Yeah. So he needs to get an example made out of him in a real way. And if nothing happens to him, there's no real punishment,

then what's going to happen is, because here's the thing, he got beat up because Dave got security and homies. That's right. The average comic that's on the road doesn't have security in homies. So they're getting away with this. Now you're going, oh, I can get away with this.

And I don't get beat up? And you know the guys in the suit thing doing shit? Shit. Nah. Gosh, better do some push-ups. I told him. I told him. Both of y'all, motherfucker.

Say some wild shit. But even with the school shootings, I think if it has some, like, real dudes coming there and fuck that little fucking kid up, I guarantee you that shit is shut down. They don't get a fuck about going to jail. They want to get away from their moms. Like did they act all crazy?

Their mom is crazy She probably be on fucking pills They want to get the fuck out of here And go to jail anyway I bet you you get some black kids Whoop that fucking kid eyes I bet you they'll stop that shit right now The crazy thing about the school shootings

The people that do those school shootings I don't even think they want to live no more So I don't even think they don't care They don't care So going to jail and shit I bet you they're spooking with a black kid This is going to be the new protest For comedy

Like if there's a comic that you don't like their opinions Instead of picketing outside And having a sign You go do something about it And it's like fuck bro And you can't do that. And especially you can't do it at fucking Dave, man. Yeah.

Like that's the biggest comic on the planet. You cannot let that go. That is fucked up if we let that go. We got to start talking to them like kids. We got to start telling people, learn how to use your words. Because this whole, I disagree with you, so I want to hurt you or I disagree with you.

So I'm happy you're dead. That shit is whack-ass. Hell. Fuck. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Listen, God bless the dead. I've never, I think I've watched one Kevin Samuel's video of my life.

And I never even, we never, I never, I never spoke about Kevin Sammons. Ever, I never even talked about him. You know what I'm saying? So I don't want to speak about it too much. But I just think it's very silly for people to be running around here saying that that's karma. His death is karma. Yeah, that's a lot. He died of a heart attack allegedly.

That's a lot. Heart disease is the number one killer of black people. Men and women. I don't think it's disease. I think it's Viagra's. What do you mean? If you got a healthy heart, Biagra and could kill you. Ah, you take the wrong dose of you.

No, if you got a healthy heart, is not going to kill you. Like if you got, if you already got some type of underlying heart condition and you got some type of heart disease, that's when those things make you have heart attack. That's what they manifest. Yeah. So that man had some type of heart condition. That can happen to anybody.

How is that karma? You know what I mean guys die over Viago a year? They probably got underlying heart conditions. Yeah, that meat don't fucking get hard no more. No. That's the underlying the condition. Heart disease is so common. Heart disease is so common amongst black people, man.

So for a black person to say, yo, it's karma that he died because of heart disease. That makes zero sense. Yeah. And I understand he said things that hurt you. You know, so you can not like somebody because they said things that hurt you. I'm not going to celebrate his death. Yeah, that's just a weird thing. I also don't think death is like a carmic thing.

Talking to the mic, though, talking on a mic, though. I don't think death is a carmic thing. Break that down. Like, I listen to women with naturals. Karma is, like, causing a. effect where death is just like part of life. That's very true. But what if what if you're

like he killed somebody? That's an effect though. That's what I'm saying? Like if that guy that rushed Dave Chappelle on stage gets shot, that's karma. That's causing effect. You know what I'm saying? He spread up his own demise. Everybody's going to die. So like

they're using it as in because he has all these statements that I disagree with. He deserved to die. But those two aren't hand in hand. I don't even understand the logic of the correlation. I don't even understand where that's coming from. Yeah, it's just people are hurt. It's really strange to me.

Hurt people, hurt people. Facts. It's really strange to me. And it is wild, right? Because it's like if Dave Chappelle, God forbid, was the passaway and the LGBTQ community was celebrating his death. Those same people who are celebrating the death of Kevin Samuels would be saying the LGBT community are wrong.

Exactly. What if somebody touched kids and people celebrate their death? That's okay. that's what I'm saying. Like which is okay and which not okay. I'm like, stuff like that is different. You touch kids,

you violate somebody, rape, you hurt somebody. Like stuff like that is different, but just because you would disagree with their opinion? Yeah. You know what I mean?

You disagree with the words that came on in the mouth? Like Kevin Samuels or not, like the people that he did those videos with subscribe to do them, right? Like, it's not like he,

it's not like, and this is why like, uh, what's that a Sasha Barric and Cohen guy? The guy who plays, uh, Ali G. and who's the other one?

Borat and shit. Like, he's like a bad person because he'll, like, trick people into being in his film and then, like, use lawyers and shit to, like, avoid their... Like, he doesn't get their consent a lot of times. And then use lawyers to kind of hide

and then makes people look bad. He's he's got beat up before. Exactly. So, like, Kevin Samuels, the people call in. Yes. You are asking for this. Yeah.

So you could be really upset with the things he says. I heard you say, rate me. Like, they want you to rate them. Rate. Rates. Yeah, right. Yeah. You better pronounce that.

Right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm saying it's like these people are asking to be in it. They are giving consent to whatever is going to happen.

How do I look? Exactly. Yeah, yeah. He's going to tell you the truth. And he got a fan base. I'm sure there's just as much people that dislike him that like him. There's a never-ending list of dudes on the internet who want to see, you know, women be made to look bad. There's a bunch of fucking in-cells on the internet.

You know it's so funny. The one and only video I can remember seeing him, he was clowning a dude. Oh, yeah. He'll shit on dude. too. He was telling the dude, like, I ain't got no girls. I want me a girlfriend. I make $400 every two weeks. Yes. And he was like, you look kind of big. How much do you wait? The dude was like, two 80, two 90. And he was like, you have a job? And he was like, do you make money? He was like, yeah, I get unemployment or something. I get $400 every two weeks. And he was like, don't call me, ask me why you don't have no girlfriend. You're a big broke dude with a little dick

That's what he said? You got a big dick? That's what he said? You a big broke dude with a little dick. That shit was funny to me. He goes, he goes, he goes, the guy goes, yes. I mean, I'm all right. He goes, no, I'm cool.

You know what I mean? He goes, no, no, no, no, you know if you got a big dick or you don't. That's true. That is true. You got a big dick? Huh? You have a big dick?

I mean, it's above average. I ain't know. No, no, no, no. I asked you for a big dick. What? I just said was it above-ab. What? I don't know what that is, really.

Nick, you know if you got a big dick. That's not about it. That's bullshit. That dude's know what not. He got a big dick. I know I got a big dick. You don't know? You don't have a big dick.

That's the point. You don't have a big dick. You don't have a big wallet. You're a big, you're a fat dude. And you got a lot of nerve thinking you should get choosing since you're 5 foot, 10, and 300 pounds making less than $1,000 a month at 20 years old. Do we know, though? I mean, yeah, I think you know because you see porn and then you see you and you're like,

am I that? But that's what I'm saying? But I can have above average. So you reach yourself all porn? What's the average size of a penis in America, Taylor? Yo, that's a good point because I'm tall but not compared to NBA players. That's what I'm saying. What's the average size of penis in America?

I think it's only like four inches. No, that's crazy. Come on. I'm serious. I think it's like four or five inches. I'm above average. So what size is my hand? I'm above average.

What's considered big? The normal size of a meat is my end? That's a fucking big of meat. You sure that's the size of regular meat? You can fit an average size meat in your hand. Somebody going to Photoshop a dick in your hand right now. Watch. They already got you.

All I'm going to do is rewind. They're going to Photoshop a dick in your hand. The biggest dicks. Oh, Germany. Let's go. What do you mean? Let's go, white people. Oh, fuck.

Congo got six. 7.1 inches. That's Africa. Damn. See? No, go back to that. Go back to that. Go back to that little chart you had right there.

Look on South Carolina. Go back to that little chart. I need to know the average size penis in South Carolina. No, they got it up there. I want to know the average size of penis in South Carolina. I want to see who got the littlest meat. South Korea, 3.8 inches, bro. Damn.

And North Korea is lower than that. Sheesh. North Korea. What's Leo's? Laos. What's Laos? Let's say, uh, is that clit for something? Because they don't have no dicks in Laos.

Is that? It's not. They don't have no dicks in Laos, bro. They got four. They got bigger dicks. Okay, the Congo got the biggest one. Listen, I'm seven and three-fourth, so I'm Congo meat. That's what?

That's average in black people. How do you know? You ain't got no dick. Listen. Go to that chart. The global average is five and a half. The American average is five. I'm bawling out here.

See? That's why you guys. That's why life is about perspective. You got double the dick of a North Korean, bro. Yo, a North Korean could fit their dick in your dick. Twice. Isn't that crazy, son? You know, if a North Korean was freezing in the cold,

they could cut your dick open and scoop it out and then just stick their dick in there to keep it warm at night, bro. That's how, isn't that crazy? Yeah, go to that list, Taylor. That's great. So you go to that in the North Korea and just have pregnant all the women. The way would it fit? Yeah, they don't want you over there.

Yeah, they can't handle you. You don't want that. Yeah, they locket me right away. Now, it was a list that said the average dick, right there, average dick by city or something like there, right there, the second tab. scroll up Tala.

Come on, Tela. Come on, Tela. It's right there. You see Tels? You see the two tabs? Go to the second tab. Oh, my God.

Tabor right. There it is. There you go. Tala. All right, there you go. Columbia. Columbus. Let's see.

Dix size by state. New Orleans. Scroll down. We've got the biggest dicks in America. Women, y'all should know this type of stuff. Washington, D.C.,

San Diego, New York. City, baby. Number four. We all got number four? Hell, yeah, we got number four, man. We got number four, man. We got a fucking game. Filly with the little dicks.

New South Dakota and South Carolina. Number nine, New York, baby. Number nine, New York. Aha. Where Jersey at? What the fuck? Y'all got little dicks in Jersey, bro. Don't worry about.

They're number 14. Jersey number 14, bro. Little dicks. Little dicks, dude. We got a, uh, Taylor sent me an interesting text before I walked in here. Uh-oh. Let me see if I could find it.

It came from Twitter. You know I don't be on Twitter. Did you send it to me, Taylor? Yeah, it's in a group chat. It's in a group chat? Oh, okay. Let me see. Let me see.

It says, so obviously, see the God is going to come all over himself on brilliant idiots. Y'all not interested in why I'm going to come all over myself about this new Kendrick song. Andrew Shodes, please be honest with him at best. The song is okay closer to trash. Who said that? Uh, Lionel Joel. Okay. I watched the, uh, the music video just recently.

The Heart Part 5. Yeah. And I, maybe I'm getting older. Maybe I'm maturing. Maybe I just know how much like time and effort he puts into his like creative. Kendrick does. They like, I feel uncomfortable judging it without really sitting down watching and digesting.

Exactly. Like I just watch. There's certain songs that. could listen to 30 seconds and I go oh my god that's a fucking banger like that song with bia and j cole the london song i'm just like i'm just like holy shit this is just fun like i never heard it oh dude it's that song is just so much fun i heard about it i felt bad because he looks sober where he don't be it yeah say again he looks sober right i never heard it no that london that london song is fucking great but this one i didn't feel that initially but i know how you know who he looked like o j simpson

yeah that's the point that's it oh really shit yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay, I didn't know. I promised I never see it. I watched this video 20 times. I never seen it. It's like badger. Who does he look like? The guy whose literal face is there.

That's Jesse Smalley. Yeah, I don't understand the Jesse Smolet part in the O.J. Simpson part. You do I. I'm going to just assume whatever he was saying when he was justy was a lie. But OJ, I'm not sure. I watched this video 20 times. And I listened to the song like twice before the, I didn't know the video had came out.

I looked to the song like twice. Yeah. And I love it. And the reason I, well, number one, this song is not going to be on the album. If you know anything about Kendrick,

he never puts the hearts on the album. The heart is just something that he puts out before the album drops. So these are never on the album. Oh. So this is just like something to get everybody talking. And usually the hearts are always commentary about, you know, something he's seeing in the world right now.

and it kind of gives you a direction of where the album possibly could be going. But the reason I love this song is because he's making a mockery of what people call culture nowadays. And he's letting us know that none of this shit we call culture is actually culture. What does that mean? The glorification of drug use, the celebration of, you know, violence, you know, Girls calling herself whores. I didn't hear him talking about any of that. But really is, he started,

if you listen to the first few bars in this, he talks about I come from a place where, like, murders minor or something like that. So that's what he's saying. He was like, yo, we have trivialized, we have tribalized and made all of these things so normal in our culture. And that's why that part

where he's talking about Will Smith, he's like, you know, hurt people. He said hurt people, hurt people, hurt people. Fuck calling that culture. Like, that's why I like the record. The record is like, the messaging is very, very, very important. Yeah. You know?

And, you know, he's using a lot of current events. They explain that. And I think, you know, he, I think he picks certain people in this song to show certain people need grace. Ooh. You know what I'm saying? Will Smith in particular, definitely he feels like needs grace. I think so, too.

OJ? I don't know about the OJ part. That's tricky. I've been trying to match up the lyrics with the OJ part. Yeah, maybe I got a hair though, Jason. With the Jesse part, it felt like he was saying, why would I ever do something like this? You know what I'm saying?

The Kanye thing is, you know, he talks about being bipolar. His friends that are bipolar, you know what I mean? Like, that's obvious. The Nipsey part, fantastic. You know? The Nipsey part is fantastic. I don't know.

I just really, I like it. I like it. I think it. It's dope. That's my feeling. It's like, I think it deserves some more time. And, like, I would want someone to do that. that with something I put out,

it's vulnerable putting something out. So I want someone to give me a little bit more grace. Now, at the same time, it's up to us to create art that, you know, people can digest and enjoy. Like, ideally, they enjoy it right away. Yeah. But because I create things and put them out,

I want to give someone whose creativity I respect a little bit more time before I go, ah, no, this is mid. I feel like people are so quick to just jump to saying some shit is mid. It's like, well, how long did you give it to decide that? Maybe they just don't understand it. Like, I could sit here all. day and come up with a million different think pieces on

why he chose to do OJ, why he chose to do Jesse. I don't know. You know what I mean? Like some of the stuff makes sense. Kanye makes sense. The Nipsey, of course, makes sense. The Will Smith makes sense. Everything else. I really don't know. I got to figure it out. Andrew, who faces you will put on yours? Who would I be? Yeah. Probably, probably all them. You can't put black face.

Why not? And the deep fake, I think you can get rid of that. Yeah. I can do deep fake. Yeah. Because I'm not doing random. Just all says art. It's art. It's not black. Yeah, that's not black face. That's a deep fake. That's defect, Doc. Did you like it, Nile? I loved it.

I did. I agree. Well, I agree with Andrew in a sense of I had to digest it. Like, once you first sent it to me, I just listened to the song. So I'm like, this is too much for me to process. Then when I watched the video, I'm like, oh, I have a better understanding now that I see the same faces and stuff like that. So I think if he dropped the song without the visual, it definitely wouldn't have the same effect. But I feel like, as far as, like, Kendrick's rollouts, like, was dope about.

Kendrick is that it's like beyond the music. It's the art to it too. Because he stopped the world with the humble music video too and he did that for damn. Yeah, I miss that too. Yeah, like the, huh? I missed that too. There's no way.

It's just amazing how he breaks down like traumatic events that seem normal. Like I didn't see niggas do 17, hit the halfway house, get out and get his brain blown out, looking to buy some weed. Car Wash is played out. New GoFundMe accounts. I proceed.

brand new victim. I shattered those dreams, the culture. And, and like you said how he's pretty much saying the culture, we call on culture, isn't really culture. He did that with Humble, too, though. Like, he's saying that. Also, how he made that rhyme. Right. Because when you said it,

I didn't know what the fuck was going on. Not a single word rhyme when you just say, but Kendrick says that shit. Like, you know, that's impressive. I said, I said, I do this for my culture to let y'all nigger would, to let y'all know what the nigger look like in a bulletproof rover.

my mama's sofa was a doodoo pop, a head trigger, walk up closer, ain't no photoshopping. That's just him's good. But that's him talking about being a kid and growing up around guns and how that was just normal with a gun sitting in the sofa at your mama's house.

O.J. He sat on plenty of guns. That's why Rezma... I don't know, was he O.J. That's when he was O.J. That's in the beginning. I'm not sure. And then, you know, Resma Minicum has this quote

that I posted the other day because I really feel like Kendrick either read my grandmother's hands by Resma Minicum or he saw this quote. And Resma breaks down in my grandmother's hands how trauma in a person decontextualized over time

looks like personality. Trauma in a family decontextualized over time looks like family traits. Trauma in a people decontextualize over time looks like culture. And all he did in this record

was put a lot of different traumatic experiences on display, a lot of things that we normalize and he's saying this is what we call culture now. And that's why he's saying, man, fuck calling that culture. You know? And the Will Smith part was so powerful.

It's just like, yo, hurt people, hurt people, hurt people, hurt people, hurt more people fucking calling that culture. Like, yeah, I thought it was great. But you want your kid to be the smacker or the one of getting smacked? You see what I'm saying? Why do you got to be either? I don't want it, but you know, it's life at the end of the day. You know what I'm saying?

I do not want my kid to win at the house, at the school getting punked. You know what I'm saying? So I don't want to come through a whole, I know a family in the hood who, they all got beat up. They all was punk. So I guess that was child trauma for them. They got beat up every single one. I'm always getting beat up. What they're doing now?

Probably still in the hood getting beat up, probably making more babies getting beat up, or probably getting bullied by the kids in school. You should always teach people how to defend themselves. Yeah, but is that culture for them? I'm saying the guys that's smacking them at the end of the day. I mean, that person that's going to school, smacking them for no reason.

They're dealing with some pain. They're dealing with some hurt because why would you just go to school and bully people? Most bullies are dealing with their own trauma that they haven't dealt with. But what about the guys who are getting smacked? What type of trauma and stuff that they keep on doing all these years? That's a problem too. Yeah, getting attacked is not good.

But that's somebody projecting their pain onto them. Yeah, but I don't want to have a trauma. I'd rather be the guy having the kid, the guy who's smacking. I try to control that. It's still trauma though. It's a circle of trauma. Because that person who's going to school every day smacking somebody for no reason is clearly hurting. Like, why would you want to go to school?

Yeah, I want you to do that for no reason. And I don't think that Will Smith, the death's no reason. People can talk about that's trauma. You're talking about the man wife. No. I ain't know trauma. No. Will Smith will tell you himself he was dealing with a whole bunch of issues that he has to process.

Trauma aside, what do you think the culture is supposed to look like? Is somebody talking about your wife? It ain't supposed to look violent. I know that much. Like, we ain't supposed to be normalized in violence. Like, you know, everybody trips out when certain things happen in our culture. Like, I saw, you know, we saw a young thug and then, you know, get picked up. And they're already talking about, you know, in an indictment.

They're already talking about music video. and lyrics and everything else. The difference, violence is natural, right? Me and my man Glassman-Lone was talking about this yesterday. We know violence is natural. There's civilizations that have thrived off violence.

They've become, you know, fruitful civilizations because of violence. We love violence. I was just a U.S.C. fight this Saturday. But that's the difference, right? It's promoted and marketed and monetized. You know what I mean? That's the difference.

There's one thing to say, yo, I'm violent because I'm defending myself. or, you know, I'm being violent because I'm trying to survive. Yeah. We do that shit for sport. Yeah. Yeah.

It's time in place for everything, though. We do that shit for sport. That's a good point. In America. It's the same thing I did in the ring. If I do that in the street, I'm getting locked up for. Yeah. You see what I'm saying?

So time and place for everything. I don't know. I don't think that our culture, though, is, because you were saying we have no culture. There is no culture when we were talking about the song prior. But I do think that, like, even in hip-hop, early stages, it was always violent.

Or they were talking. about the violence. That's not true. KRS won't how to hold stop the violence movement. Yeah, but that was later. When you said early on in hip hop, early on in hip hop, it was, you know, about the message, you know, broken. He was talking about conditions that were going on in the ghetto.

It wasn't just this glorification of violence just because it was the trendy thing to do. You know, and you were talking about trends earlier. A lot of this shit just became trendy-to-do in hip-hop. When murder, murder, kill, kill, started making money, that's when people started giving up more murder, murder, murder, kill, kill. Yeah.

It's just a tricky thing, especially for like black Americans. I don't like how you say black. I know. Kind of harsh. Kind of testy. Take the testes out of it. It's tricky because, like, trauma. Okay, and I'm talking about specifically black Americans.

I'm not talking about like Jamaican black Americans or Caribbean black Americans or African black Americans, like specifically black Americans that don't have direct roots to, you know, where they're from, where they're. culture is from the bond black americans first of all are very young culturally like when you think about it like how long has italy been around thousands of fucking years you know how long have india been around fat like they're these are cultures and cultures take time to grow and take time to weed things out and make things cool and get rid of those you know we're talking about centuries to make that happen america's young we're still figuring out what we are okay

So you have black Americans that don't have this tied to their mother country, right, obviously because of slavery. So what is bonding them to other black Americans is trauma, unfortunately, in a lot of ways. Obviously, there are other things. But you can't deny the fact that a mutual experience that Blackville can connect on is how they've been treated shitty because they're black. Right. And then you have other things that are spreading up. There's food. There's music.

There's culture. and we're seeing that in our generation. We're going, oh, shit, look at these cool things that are happening for this group of people and it's bonding around it. But even the music has grown to reflect what you went through, which is just reinstating the trauma. Yes, and that's why a lot of those bonds are unhealthy now.

And the reason they're unhealthy is because as you grow, as you evolve and you realize, that's just wrong. Yes. You know what I mean? So, yes, I love the idea of the confusion of culture. It's like, no, that's not culture. That's this fucked up thing that we had to deal with. And it's okay.

We should talk about it. We mean black people talk about it, right? and we should make art about it and we should do as everybody has throughout history made art about their pain, et cetera. But it doesn't have to be your culture. That's not a defining characteristic and what is to be a black person here

is the fucked up situation that he grew up in. That is an unfortunate thing. How do you tell what is and what's not? But like, okay, that's culture. That's up to you guys. Somebody talking about his wife and he just reacted. I just don't think, you know what I'm saying? Oh, yeah, you're like, am I reacting like a,

am I, exactly, am I reacting? is Will Smith or am I reacting as a black person? With trauma. Representing the culture. Will Smith was absolutely projecting pain on Chris. So when does somebody mess with your wife, when it's time to protect your wife from anything? That's not protecting your wife. Listen, I'll tell you this.

But real quick. You got to answer his question, though, because I thought it was really interesting. It's like, I thought you were asking, was Will acting as a black man or was he acting as Will? And is that kind of what you were getting? Is that like a cultural impulse or is that a Will Smith? like Will. Yeah, I think that's Will. What's the problem?

So why the trauma got to come into it? And it's like somebody messing his wife. Will was acting like Will because Will was projecting the pain that he was experiencing in that moment onto Chris Rock and projecting the pain that he's been experiencing for years. Pain that he's talked about he hasn't dealt with from watching his mom get beat up by his dad and not intervening. Will said that himself. The greatest night of his life, he's happy.

He got things going on. Somebody said something to his wife. That right there shows. Kids and wife is like. But wax, that right there shows. you how crazy that situation was and that he snapped. Because you're Will Smith. You didn't went through this whole life flawlessly.

And on the biggest night of your life, you snap. That right there should let everybody. Is that the biggest night of my life? No. He got some shit going on. He got some shit he ain't dealt with. It's really that simple. He got some shit he ain't done with it.

I'm going to come see you. You know what I'm saying? I don't think that's trauma because if that same person would say bless you, I say God bless you too. but if that's the same person, fuck with mine, I'm gonna react off everything. So what's wrong reaction?

I'll be you with that. I disagree. I don't think you would. I think if you came to one of my comedy shows and you knew that it was my job as a comic to make fun of you or whoever is there and you saw me making fun of other people that weren't you and other people's wives

and then I made fun of you. I made fun of your wife. And not in something that is that crazy. Like, it's not something a mean, deep-spirited thing. Like, you can't tell people how to react off the thing. True, but you know what I do for a living and you know it's love and you know. And that's Chris Rock. Ain't no guy that's actually trying to hurt your wife.

Exactly. Like nothing. You know the environment and I think, but if you are like Charlotte was saying, dealing with this intense feeling, call it trauma, call whatever you want. But if you're dealing with something where you can't even control your impulses, that was a lack of impulse control, right? That's right. Rage.

Yeah, it was rage, bro. Like, like people to be going through their mental health and stuff like that, but everybody using it so much. much. Stop using that. But it's because it's real. Some people do have it. You see everybody? Stop doing that because you're letting a lot of people all.

So we're not. Trauma is a spectrum. All trauma is is a reaction to things that cause you harm. So you can't control it, what you're trying to say. Some people can't. It's a spectrum. It can be, it can be, it can be,

you got trauma because of rats. Yes. When you was a kid, rats climbed on your shoulders and now you see rats, you out. Because it brings you back to that. That happens to. many different people. You don't know what people's triggers are. Will Smith's wife

gets fucked by other people. Allegedly. Allegedly. We basically, we broke up. And then what did you do, Jada? Well, you know, I think from there, you know, as time went on, I got into a different kind of entanglement.

Can we say, can we say has gotten fucked by other people, right? Allegedly, allegedly. So, why? While he sits there and does nothing about it. Yes. He's at a show.

That's not true. His wife is getting, you know, banged on verbally while he sits there and does nothing about it. So you think. Why did you have to start with the first part, though? That's the only thing that matters. That's the only thing that matters. It has nothing to do with it? That's the only thing that matters.

The only thing that matters is that other people have sex with Will Smith's wife. And nothing. Right. Just saying it makes you go, Oh my life. God. Oh my gosh. Yes.

But do you think if he was there? Impulse control. Do you think if he was there and watched his wife have sex? I think he would react with his ex same way. He's been on the property, I'm sure. I think he's been on the property. That's why I say, protecting black women, to me, are just protecting women, period,

is being the best man that you can possibly be. Yes. So we can keep those emotions in check. You know what I mean? Going to therapy, doing the work on yourself. You know what I mean? Don't let your wife get fucked by everybody. Dealing with your own rage.

Like, that's how you protect women, really. To me. You know what I mean? Because we're not creating a safe space. And communicating to your wife that it makes you furious that other people fucker.

And if you don't communicate that to your wife. That's the... Because that is the... That's the only thing that matters here. But how do we know that haven't happened? What do you mean? What?

How do we know they haven't had that conversation? Well, she'll get into her ship blasted, right? I don't know. I'm saying an open marriage. I don't know. There ain't no hope in marriage. That's crazy. Yo.

That's before the ring. That's crazy. Yo, the culture, man. You know what culture is that? I don't want that culture is that. Am I hearing this culture? I don't want that culture. Yeah.

Fuck all that. All I heard, my wife's, keep my wife's more than name. On your mouth. All I heard in this conversation was exactly why Kendrick Lamar made that record. Yes. Stop fucking my wife. And all the I sit here, Andrew's saying, the reason why he got smacked. That's it.

He can't take other people fucking his wife, which is reasonable. Yes. It's a reasonable thing to not be able to pay. Time on, time, out. I don't even know what you're saying is true. That's possible. But time out. But this is the point.

Chris ain't got nothing to do with that. So what is he doing? Taking his pain out. He's projecting pain onto somebody else. Chris probably said something exactly what somebody online said that he wanted to smack them. No. What Chris said. had nothing to do with sex.

With Chris had nothing to do with somebody sleeping with his wife. It doesn't have no sense why you keep bringing that up on the fucking podcast. What? About what? Yo, could you get out the way? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Leave Jada alone, neighborhood. No. Leave Jada alone. She's a married woman. Stay away from her, yo. Come on, man. She got kids to raise. But I still feel like if Will's seen

that happened, I think he would have reacted and probably smacked the person that was having sex with his wife. Just like if you're talking junk about his wife, come on, what you think is worse? Having sex or saying something. Start with the dudes. Y'all doing a lot of hypotheticals

because what if they have an understanding? Ain't no such thing. Ouch. Ain't no such thing. Well, Smith, supposed to have his own. I got to share a car with somebody. I want to share my own car. I'm not judging nobody else's relationship.

They got a different level of money. They've been together a long time. Yes. Like, God bless both of them. And by the way, that's the new thing, right? Like, there's so many people having these non-traditional relationships. You know what I mean? You sleep with this person, I sleep with that person, not traditional marriages.

That's what I'm saying. Like, I don't, that new shit different. I don't know. Why y'all married, bro? You're rich. You don't need health care. Like, that's like, yo, I'm going down to you. You want to share a car with me?

I'm not sharing my car with you, but I'm good. I'm good. Maybe, maybe, listen, some people in relationships love each other, but they just know their weaknesses. Why lie to a person? You know what I say? Maybe I do want to be with you, but I still want to be with other people. And they also have kids together, the family dynamics. Will's supposed to have his own.

That's Will Smith. Bro. Supposed to have his own house, his own car. Who? Who? The own lady. How we get here?

We're talking about the heart part five. All he did was one deep fake on Will Smith. And now we're back talking about this slap. And why Chris Rock didn't get a deep fake? Chris Rock deserved a deep fake. He deserved a deep fake. Yeah, you're right. He deserves a pump.

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NYLA, NYU got a project out. Yes. Pretty Tomboy Volume 1? Pretty Moody Volume 1. Oh, Pretty Moody Volume 1. Play off of the Pretty Tomboy. But it's the first mixtape off my mixtape series

in partnership with Audio Mac. So check that out. It's super dope. And the first one I did with this rapper named Osmond Benjamin, Matt Fly. I want your generation to stop calling in mixtapes. Well, it is.

No, it's not. What is it? A mixtape was an actual mix on a tape. Y'all have playlists. I'm telling you, the first person that brands something playlist is going to change the culture. Because it's not mixed tapes. Yeah, I'm not tapes.

Like, I don't even know why we say that. It sounds good, but it's not mixtape. It's original music, though. list is music that's already put out. Well, they had mixed tapes that are original music. That changed. If you think about it, bro, that wasn't even tape. Even tape was something that you taped on the wall. Like, that was a tape. That wasn't a tape.

I said it wrong. I came back in half playing. That's what he's playing. Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? That's what he loses. It's like, okay. It's funny when it's real. That's you playing.

That's Joe, he's playing. He's playing. Who made out of tape? He's playing. Yeah, that's a joke. He's playing. Nonetheless, make sure you guys stream it all. on audio Mac, you know, it's great.

My dad produced it. Your dad produced all the music? That's fine. Wow. Because the, uh, there's a, there was a mixtape to the original music, though. Mixed CDs. That's what the whole, that's what the whole Wu kid was doing with G-U and it. That's what Kay Slay was doing with diplomats.

God bless you day. That's what drama was doing with Wayne and Jeezey. It's not a playlist, though. You said what? It's not a playlist, though. So let's just call it a tape. It's not a tape. Well, what is it?

Can you tell me? the playlist. As I'm saying, the person who comes up with the right term for it is going change the coach. But are they new songs? Mm-hmm. So these songs haven't been released. Yeah. So it's an album. Yeah, but it's only four songs, four skits. So it's like, I interview the artist, based off our interviews, we make music about the shit we talked about. So with Ozben, we were just talking about how, like, black people are really gods and, like, we don't really know our worth because media tries to distract us from really doing the work. We talk about like our ego can be our enemy and like just the things that we value.

So in between it, it's like song and then like a skit from the interview. Okay. And then a song and a skip for the interview. So it's like you're supposed to take something away from it. Go get that pretty moody ball you won. NYLA produced by her pops. I heard one record. That one record was hard. Which one? The one you sent me.

Oh, 25th hour. 25th hour, the God hour. Yeah. That was hard. Shit we won't care about next week. Pete Davidson finally joked about Kanye. What do you think? Get out the way. Are you allowed to judge other comedians jokes?

Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, of course, I thought it was great that he talked about it. He deserves to. Like, your comment. Oh, that's his.

Yeah. This guy was making fun of you. You finally on your platform, the place where you're your best and you're your funniest. You damn well, sure, should joke about it. Good for you. I like see him stand up on him. Yeah. I think it's more power.

This is great. I think it's more power if he won't say nothing about it at all. I think he won't say nothing about it. No, if you don't even acknowledge it? Don't even acknowledge it, man. Just let it be. See, the difference. More power.

I think he should because this is a perfect time to capitalize. Anything with Kanye and Kim is free promotion. I mean, it's not like Pete need the promotion, but I just think when you're a comedian, the beauty about being a comedian, your content will always come off fun. You know what I'm saying? It's always going to make people laugh. It ain't like fucking. Kanye content, I'm a beat Pete Davidson ass when I see him.

It's like, oh, you mad. You know? He wasn't trying to be funny. That's my point. That's my point. Like, it's hard to be a rapper and can convey how you really feel. It's also hard to be angry at someone who's being funny. That's right.

If you actually funny, it's hard to be angry. Like, I mean, yeah. You know, when I beat people up, like, the dude arguing back with me, I'm like, I'm going to get him with the dude, like, Ah, you mad. I'm going to fuck you up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If Chris Rock's joke about Jada was funnier,

none of this would be an issue. This just wasn't that funny. That's why he got smacked. Yeah. The threshold is right there. It was a waste of a joke. Because if that's going to be the reaction, let me give you one.

Let me give you one that people going to remember. That we want to quote. Yeah, you know, that motherfucker. Yes, yes, yes. And Will lost it. Like, there's no story. Like, we skim past the joke to get to the slap. Yeah.

She should have said, like, Jada loved the month of August. You know what I'm saying? Why? I don't fucking know. I'm just saying, yeah, she thinks it's a good one. But that's, wait, wait, wait. I mean, wait, wait.

I mean, wait, wait. I mean, wait, wait. I mean, wait, wait. I mean, I'd rather that joke better than what he said. What is August have? Oh. Oh. Yeah.

But it should have been something that you just said. a random collection of words. You put them together, huh? That was good. But it should have been something that people remember. If you're going to go out, you got to,

it has to be something people remember. They got to be able to quote the joke. You know what I'm saying? You got to be able to quote the joke. And you got to remember that when you're in those moments. By the way, since everything is,

since always, always cameras and shit is always on, you got to prepare for stuff like that. When you find it, like Dave's your, when he got tackled, he had some of going. He had some shit ready to go. Yeah, that line was hilarious.

He goes, he goes, thank God that dude was clumsy. That's the first thing he said right after he got tackled. The dude kind of fell down. I say what everybody's thinking. Right. Dave goes, was that a transgender? Because that we was thinking like, damn, trans getting a get back. You know what I'm saying?

And then Chris came on. Yeah. Said something simple, but that's another thing we were thinking. It reminded us about Will Smith. Is that Will Smith? Yeah, great. That was the top of everybody's mind when you saw that situation. Transjand this and Will Smith.

Yeah, it's great. That's the beauty of comedy. You get to call out what everybody's thinking. That's why I'm so shocked that Chris hasn't spoken about it yet. It's like you have this golden opportunity where everybody in the audience is thinking about the exact same. It might be a lawsuit. But everybody in the audience is thinking about the exact same time. Like, that's where comedy's magical.

And you get to call it out. All he's cooking up and he, you know, he don't want to hear wrong. And he's got a set that he's, working on. He's got a set that he's out there doing. Like, would you, like, you probably would. I would do a lot of stuff off the roof. Not even that. Like, I like talking about, like, you know, stuff that's in the zeit guys. Like, what do we all

care about? What are we all talking? For me, that's the most real that comedy can be, right? And, like, because if you have your bits and all that stuff that's put out, which is great, I love creating and crafting a bit over fucking months and even years and, like, making it, you know, as perfect as possibly can. Don't get me wrong. But nothing is as magical as having a bit that also

happens to be on the tip of everybody's And it's yours. And sometimes you have a bit you've already worked on, and then something comes back into the news. And then you get to tell that joke again, but it feels so fresh because everybody in the audience there. Then all of a sudden comedy is like this real moment. People care and you've delivered this piece. So you have the opportunity to do that fucking. I told you all about Chris, I'm just going to wait.

And I'm going to do a nice little nine minutes set. Get it down. Get that 20 million. Because you know they're going to give it to them. Oh, yeah. And I'm going to do this nine minutes set. And that's it. Like, I'm going to get this nine minutes

that addressing the situation, what happened. That's true. That's it. And, you know, that's true. And they would pay crazy money for it. It could be nine minutes. Everybody would flock to Netflix and do it. Yeah, yeah, you're right.

That's the problem with motherfuckers. They want to give away all that content. Yeah, I'm sorry. Sorry. Listen. Sorry for starting that. But I don't think you would give that away. Not if you could get a check.

If Netflag, I'm going to give you $20 million. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. I'll take $20 million. I'll tape you a month. You know what I'm saying? You understand why I just not said tape. I meant tape your mouth.

What the fuck is tape? I don't know. It's fucking on me. You said tape and that's tape. But they spelled the same? All you have to do, wax, is look inside the cassette. You know, that tape that comes out of the cassette? That's the tape.

It's sticky? Yes, man, it's tape. It's just like, it's not, tape is not just sticky. Tape is film tape. You know what I mean? Reels. It's film. It's tape.

It's film. film, like just cassettes, this tape. Oh, because it's in a circle of color tissue. Shultz, your comedy show was the first comedy show I ever went to. Oh, really? Really? Yeah. And you have fun? Man, I had a great time. You just don't like you, bro. Huh? Nothing.

What? What? What? What happened? She said that was her first comedy show she ever went to. I just like, nobody bring her a date. What do you have? Like, where do guys take me? McDonald's. Anyway, where do you all? McDonald's. Shut the hell up.

So, that was my first comedy show. Five for five. Five for five. That's the kind of day you That's how you impress the girl When she comes to New York Let's just go to hollow Oh man

You don't go nowhere This is he the Apollo? Taste the seafood I ain't joking It sounds like But it's cool No No

Yeah Did you have fun at the show Yes no I had a great time At the show And I was gonna What I was gonna say is that It was really cool

How diverse it was And how everybody Got made fun of pretty much Like it was like It was like Like I was nervous just like, oh, God, what is he going to say? What is he going to say?

But it was nothing that, like, it was cool to see everybody laughs together. I don't ever see that many people all laughing. Molly, we were behind a lady that got up and made her girlfriend leave. Oh, yeah, I saw that. Tell the lesbian. You didn't miss somebody. Yeah, yeah. But one of the lesbian stayed for a little bit.

She did. She stayed the whole time. Her girlfriend was met. She stayed after. I see her stumping them off. I was like, oh, yeah. But that's fire. I made you break up.

I was growing up, Taylor? There's something I saw. I'm very proud of that. The fact that we have everybody here, and I actually think that that helps us all laugh at all the jokes because you know those people are in the room. I don't want to tell jokes about a type of people aren't there because it feels a little icky laughing about them.

But when you know that they're there, it actually makes it easier laugh because you look over big. Oh, they're laughing. Yeah, it's all good. It's not like a relief, yeah. Did we see Dr. Strange, too? Not yet, man. Wow.

You saw it, Alex? Yeah. What you thought? I thought it was really good. I thought it was really good, too. Why, are people hanging? I saw a couple of comments here and there. You know what I mean?

I mean, I think Marvel's getting a little bit too busy for the casual viewer. What does that mean? Busy? It's getting real comic bookie. So it's a lot of things that, you know, actually happen in, like, Dr. Strange comics. Like, even if you watched the last Spider-Man, that was very true to Spider-Man. You know, and this one is very true to Dr. Strange. And it's just a lot going on.

My only right with the movie is I would. they didn't reveal anything in the trailer. You felt like you knew too much going into it. Way too much. They shouldn't have told us about the Illuminati. They shouldn't have told us who was in the Illumina. They shouldn't have done that should have just been like, oh shit.

Like they shouldn't have told us nothing. We shouldn't have saw nothing. We shouldn't have heard Professor X-Boy's. We shouldn't have saw Peggy Carter shield. None of that. We should have just went to the movie, saw it, and we'd all been freaking out about that scene because that was a great scene.

But the story within the movie was good. It was engaging. You were curious to see where I went. I enjoyed the story. I enjoyed the story very much. And I'm also, I'm only also concerned about the stakes don't seem as high when people die because of the multiverse. Yeah.

Oh. You know what I'm saying? Like when a character, when a, when a, when a character dies on screen in a movie, it means something because they don't really do that. Like, oh, shit. Like, you know, when Tony Stocks dies. at endgame, you're like, fuck. Now that you know there might be another Tony

Stark out there, it's like, eh. And could they bring that Tony Stark back into a different universe? Absolutely. That's guaranteed to have it. They did that to Anviv. No? No. That's guaranteed it. They did, right? Yeah, they did.

He's not wrong, right? You know, he's not wrong. It was a multi-bursts. Listen, it was definitely multi-version. Multi-color. a multiverse ambit. That was a multi-bursts amped. But it's definitely going to happen because in the comics,

those thing called incursions, incursions are when universe is crashing to each other. Okay. So you already know Earth 616 is going to crash into some universe, and that's how they're going to bring X-Men and Fantastic Four and everybody else into the fold. Ah. Yeah. Mixed-te. That is a good point, though,

about death doesn't mean the same thing anymore, and that's difficult now because death is what creates those gut-wrenching moments. That makes you want to fucking cry and the idea of loss is terrifying. So if you remove all stakes from everything, it kind of destroys the whole

plot of every movie. Yeah. Yeah. Ricky had the dying boys in the hood. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That was needed. We wouldn't have loved it.

We wouldn't have loved it if Ricky would have came back as me. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Nah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Ricky had lived and played football, it wouldn't have been the same.

Ricky had to die. Um, shit you won't care about next week. MMA fighter blames herpes outbreaks on loss. That shit was hilarious, yeah, it's hilarious until you actually do some research and realize that, you know, herpes does cause fatigue and body age.

Really? Oh, from loss. Huh? Oh, I'm saying like, I don't know. Well, he was talking about a bunch of different reasons. What are you saying, buddy? Hey, what are you saying? Like, herpes outbreak because he lost. Yeah, play it.

But what, what do you? Hold on a second. Last fight I was tired. I was exhausted. I'm about to launch this NFT that's going to change the fight game. And I put in 30 all-nighters before that fight at herpes before that fight, two outbreaks in the span of a week. I'm here. I'm healthy.

Let's go. Whatever. He said he was up working on his NFTs for 30, whatever. So that's acid and fatigue. Then he had two herpes outbreaks. But herpes, I looked at it up this month. and herpes fucking causes fatigue and body aches. So who any of here got herpes?

Anybody want to talk? Seriously. Well, wax, when you beat up that guy in the elevator when he made fun of you, did you feel fatigued that day? Did you feel tired or anything like that? I do a lot of push-ups. I don't think I'm fatigued. You know, I haven't feeling kind of tired lately, but I don't think it's going to

herpes. What? Anybody here got herpes? It's one in what, three? Is it one and two or one and three? It was two, four, six, six people in it. Right. So two people got herpes?

You got her. Nile and Taylor. Out here. Out here in these streets. He's too young to have it. Would you all admit if y'all had it? I would admit it. Because it is show.

I mean, you can't hide. Yeah, you can't hide it. It's going to be there. It's going to be there. Would you admit if you had it in Naila? I don't know. I don't think so. You don't think so.

You have to. You have to. There's no way you could be out here dealing with anybody without letting them know you have herpes. And everybody got the best friend. Oh, you admit it to a partner or admit it right here on the podcast. I don't think you're doing it. A partner, right?

Yeah, the partner for sure. But only if they commit to you. Like if it looks like somebody that's going to be with you for the rest of your life. Bro, what about them like one night stand? I mean, honestly, if I have herpes, I probably want to, oh, wait,

it's not curable, right? No. But they say you can, I guess you can have sex during outbreaks between outbreaks. No, that too, for sure. I know. Oh, what?

You know. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

If you, between it, you can't get it if the other person don't have an outbreak. Yeah. I've never had an SDD, nor do I want one. Me neither, bro. Same. You are a liar. I had a yeast infection. I did.

I had a yeast infection. We can't hear you on the mic today. Guys can get yeast infection? That don't mean you come to the mic. We just said you can't hear. Can we do some asking idiots? And yes. Can we do some masks?

There's a fucking menace, yo. This guy is a fucking menace to society. We couldn't hear her. We can't hear you on the mic. That'll be going to go. No, because we've been listening to the last podcast. It sounded crazy. You ain't listened to it?

I was listening. You can't even hear her at all. All right, guys, we need to take a break for a second because I need to tell you all about Squarespace, okay? If you have a business, you need a place online for it, and Squarespace has got your back. You want to build a website. Squarespace has got your back, okay?

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of a website or domain. That's Squarespace.com slash idiot with the offer code idiot for 10% off your first purchase. Now let's get back to the show. Let's go to some asking idiots, Taylor. This guy, Taylor, his guy. I got to see this guy's NFT though. That shit is about to change again.

They probably got mad bumps all over. NFTs ain't worth. Shit. They ain't. But people should have known that. Yeah, they're getting. It's only what you give the value. It's only what you give value to something. The VJ. Dougal says,

would you want DC or Marvel to buy your graphic novel or stay independent? We're building our own. You know what I'm saying? Oh, really? Yeah, salute to AWA. AWA is a company. It's a comic book.

company. It's creative by my man Bill. Jamas Bill used to be the president of Marvel. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like dope. Okay. Yeah. You're best to be in business with. Like, you know, like, that's what you do, right? You with a company,

you learn ins and outs. And then you take that expertise. The own thing. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, I like, I like AWA's business model. So I think that's smart. We'll be put, the vindicators would be out. The graphic novel, Darkstorm. will be out soon, but the Vindicators will definitely be out the fall.

The Vindicators comic book with AWA will be out definitely in the fall. With my man, Kevin, Kevin Grievoo. What else we got, Alex? What else we got? Oh, Taylor, I'm sorry. Mate, oh, this is a good one. Mate in three says, how much are you supposed to fight for a woman you love if she's ready to leave? Oh, fantastic question.

God damn, bro. It all depends on if you did it, to make her leave. Oh, that's true. If you did nothing to make you just trying to leave your ass, what's you fighting for? What you fight him for? Yeah, you can't make someone love you. But if you did something fucked up, that's making it, you better fight, bro. That's on you.

Yeah, you need more, I need more context. If she's ready to leave, then she's just out. Yeah. She's had enough. There's nothing you can do. But if you did something for that, I think you could try to get it back. You got to do everything to do. I think you should.

If you fuck up. Buy a car, buy bags, whatever the fuck she like. They might not care about material things. That's what I'm saying. Nothing that matters with emotional damage, man. Put in a time, bro. And you break her a heart. Like, then she don't care

with emotional material stuff you buy it. Tell us, Nala. How much she's supposed to play? You definitely got to attempt. If she responds to you, then there's something there. But if she completely blocks you, then it's too.

Even if she say what motherfucker? Yeah, even if she says what motherfucker? A response means there's a chance. Really? You're not getting a response. And forget it. It's over. It's over.

Yeah, when they go cold, it's cold. It's cold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Are there more legs or eyeballs in the world? What's up, man? This includes all land, sea, and air animals and insects. My daughter came to me the other day and was like, this is about a month ago. There were more doors or tires in the world.

Oh, yeah, we had that discussion. Yeah. I see will. And we spent three hours. Because at first, I'm like, what the hell is she talking about? Then I'm like, what is she talking about? Then I'm like, what? What is it? More wheels, right?

No, it's more doors. No, I think it's wheels. I think it's wheels, man. I think it's a circle. There's house doors, doors. But even on the door. It's still got a circle on it. A grocery store, every one of them carts.

That's right. Got four wheels on it. Bikes, motorcycles, cars, hot wheels. I think it's wheels. You got sneakers with wheels on them. That's right. Skates. Like, yes.

My luggage. You got wheels on it? I think it's way more wheels in the walls. I think it's way more. No, because there's only people build high. It's a building to have a lot of doors. It got wheels on every single one, though. On doors?

There's not. I think it's more. No, that's not a will. A knob is not a will. Yeah, but most of the world doesn't build high. All cities. A lot of doors, I hear you. Yo, there's a lot of doors, yeah.

But what about this one? It's more wheels in this room. How do you figure? Because it's two doors. It's four wheels on Alex's chair. It's actually more than four. There's two, four, six, eight on his chair. Oh, it's eight, oh, my bad.

I only count of four. So it's eight wheels on his chair. Two dogs in him. You know what, there's more wheels in here. It's more wheels in the world. I think so. Now, what about this? Eyeballs?

Legs are eyeballs. If you count the meat, there's three legs. It might be kind of tied with legs and eyeballs because it's two. Yeah, but the animals that got four legs. Oh, shit. But then there's probably some weird insects that got crazy eye. Yeah. And an insect that got mad legs, too.

Don't flies have like. Sea animals got no legs and the majority of animals I think are in the sea So it's eyes It's eyes. Man ask us about stuff we know about like Gigs. Okay, what else?

What else? What else? Let's get one more Taylor gang. Jesus Christ, come on. That's a hard question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go down, go down, go down, go down, go down. I know it's definitely eyes

because flies have two eyes and each with thousands of eyes within them. Oh, wow. Oh, this is a good one. Gizmoe 87. Okay. What would we do if we caught Doodoo Herm getting pegged? I mean, I don't even know who that is.

You. What would you do, Nile? If you were getting paid? If I caught that? If you caught Tutu Herm getting paid. I'm just curious what sound he would make. You know your G spots over there. That's a lot.

That's cap. First of all, the first thing I would think is, the first thing I would think is... Because I look stupid. The first thing I would think is wax is a bottom? Yeah. But also the sounds, like, how do you think you would sound if you were getting pegged? Big grunts. Yeah, like what?

Like, Like. Next question. There's enough fucking question. Big, big. Big, grudge.

Big grud. Why are you so mad about it? Did you have pegged? Listen, I look stupid jerking off. That's why I don't drink off no more. I looked in the mirror. Pitching me getting fucking smashed. Yeah, dude.

You look stupid as hot. You would look so cool. What would you do? What would you do? What would you do off in and start doing harm getting paid? Who even put this up here? I would just mind my business. Probably start talking and you through it.

Why? How you feel? You got this. Throw that shit back. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Back it up.

What? Back it up. Back it up. I don't like these questions. Well, me, I'm pulling up my phone. Okay. I ain't heard. None of y'all say the shit that you need to be saying yet.

I am recording this. I just don't want to miss any. No, I'm recording. Okay. I'll watch it back later with everybody. I said, I'll record it and set it to Charlotte. Immediately. Charlottlesquist up.

No, I don't know. That would have to happen. Matter of fact, we do a live show. I think it's time for a brilliant idiot's live. We do a brilliant idiot's live. That's going to be packed.

If they can see my ball spot and some dumb shit like that. Oh, man. You still have your hat on, dude. He would definitely keep his hat on. Unless the guy knocked the fuck off. Oh. Y'all didn't get that

Jesse Williams dick in him. Now, do you think that... He's getting his block knocked off from a brisk. I think that they're, I think they're, I think they're, You're begging you missionary. I don't think that you're bent over.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I think you're on your back. Tim's in the air. Tim's in the air. Wow. Holy shit. If you don't, if you don't we're dumb, if you don't, you don't be right.

Listen, as always, if you watch this podcast, you think we're smart. You think we're brilliant. You're absolutely correct. If you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.