The Brilliant Idiots - Best Moments of 2020

Episode Date: December 31, 2020

This week we are revisiting some of our favorite moments on the podcast in 2020. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. It's time for pussies to talk. All right? What is Pussy Talk? English, Spanish and French. What is pussy talk? Girolders and Nends.

What is pussy talk? Dentleys, rovers and bins. What is pussy talk? Hey, hey. Pussy talk. Oh. Hey. What is pussy talk?

Hey, hey. What is pussy talk? Hey, hey. Yo, you killed that, bro. Hey, man. City girls out of this bitch. You know what I'm saying? I don't be can't about rich people problem, Joe.

Like, you're arguing over a Bugatti, like, whether it's used or least, or how much it costs. The streaming thing, that was it. He was caught faking streams. Like, that's a little closer to the ground for me. You know what I'm saying? Because I hear a lot of artists complain about that, not just from French, but just in general. They say that about Cole, right? They say, like, Cole's army of fans will just leave the album playing throughout the night or something like that to get extra streams.

I was shocked to see that they had the top screaming artists of the past decade. Cole was last on the list. I mean, out of everybody that was the highest streamed people, like, Cole was like, he screamed like 21 million records. I thought that was, I was like, really? I thought Cole would have been way more than that. I think that he has diehard fans,

but he don't have all the fans. Like, I don't think some casual is going to go, let's listen to some Cole. But if you do listen to Cole, that is your motherfucking life source. Yeah, he definitely has a Cole like following. I mean, you know, Drake had the most, of course. Everybody listening to Drake. My mom listens to Drake.

But look at all the different genres of music. Drake delves into. Drake would do R.B. Do rap. He do fucking the Chethek shit. He'd do goddamn Afro beach. You know what I'm saying? Man.

Man, man, man. Pond them teams on. Push play. It's too Irish? Two Irish. Okay. Me don't want no champagne, poppy. Eh, you sound like Champagne McGregor.

Fuck. All right. How do I get more? How do I get more Jamaica? with it? I don't know. See, I always resort to the Gucci accent. You know, you're like from Charleston.

You know, you're like boy than Charleston. So it's kind of like, no, gull and patois are different. It ain't the same. Yeah, that's way different. Yeah, it ain't the same. Yeah, yeah. No, no.

No, no. Jamaican. Jamaican. You sound like golden crust, bro. You sound like a golden crust commercial. I don't like golden crust. You don't like a beef patty from gull up. Hell no.

I think it's the most disrespectful shit in the world. Don't you fix your mouth to talk about me beef party. Don't you fix your mouth to talk about me beef party. Yo, shout out to everybody. The ox tail and stood peas. Everybody in T-neck in Jersey. And a weird snapple.

It's just stripping T-neck where you got like. It's not a real snapple, but it kind of tastes like snoppel. Tropical fantasy, we call it. Listen, you got the in T-neck, New Jersey. You've been to T-neck, New Jersey, right? I've been to T-neck. I've been to T-Ball. Remember where I used to live?

Yes. Run all the Jewish people? No. Down the way. Me no, no, no Jews. Me no no Jews. But they're kind of similar to the Rastafari. Up the street, they're just straight.

The Jews no shaved aside their heads. What? They got the twisty things, kind of like the dreadlock. Y'all know that he's Jamaican. They got the twisted things like the dreadlock. Oh, you Jamaican, yeah. Oh, you're Jamaican, I would have never guessed. Look at his late every single day he's got to be Jamaican.

He got 15 jobs. He's got to be Jamaica. His name is Duane. Duane. Duane. That's how he said. Because Jamaica's a hundred people, rascla. No, they're not.

They're actually some happy people. No, why you think we smoke so much marijuana? They're too happy. We need it. You're going in and out of like four-leaf clothes, bro. Like, you're going back and forth between motherfucking curry and four-leaf cloaks. My name is Donovan McIre.

Put some jerk sauce on that potato. Put it on it. Me what a Guinness and a Red Stripe mix together. Me no playing with y'all. Me no plan. Put a dumpling on my plate. Yo, Jamaican stout might be fire. Jamaica.

Jamaican stout? More fire. More fire. Guinness and Red Shripe mix might be kind of fire. Jamaica and stuff. More fire. More barley. No, no, they're just strip in Teaneck, New Jersey.

It's a great Jamaican restaurant called Island Spice, another great Jamaican restaurant called Reggae Kitchen, another Jamaican restaurant, and then it's like a golden and crust. And golden crust be packed. Packed. I'm like, that shit's whack, bro. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh.

Me don't want to hear it, Charlemagne. Yo, we don't want to hear it, Charlemagne. A Jamaican Irish would be funny. Bobo Marley. Bobo Marley would be funny as fuck. Like, Bobo Marley. We might have to have a recurring Bobble Marley character, bro. I shot a lepracone.

But men don't touch other men's boo-huti. What? Because they're homophobic in Jamaica. Oh, got you. Tadda! Ross Klaughty boy. Barty boy. Boom, bye, bye.

Boom, bye, bye. Listen, what the fuck would we talk? Oh, did you see the drink? Did you see the drink? My son, term memory is not good. It's not. We was talking about Drake, did you see the drink interview on Rap Radio?

Me saw the ting. You ain't watched that. There's no way Andrew Shows watched that whole two hours. We saw the thing with Elliot and B-Dot. Really? Me like a B-Dot. I thoroughly enjoyed that interview. I thoroughly enjoyed that interview.

Elliot and paler and paler. Elliot looked like the toast before you put it in a toaster. No, he looked like the toast. When you toast that shit perfectly, but you let that butter get into the center and melt, and it's that yellow circle right in the middle of the bread. That's what Yian looks like. Me getting Arnie.

You don't actually make it. Don't be saying H's, bro. Me getting orny right now. Listen, I... That you're making no age, bro. You cut that H out. What is it? Me getting...

Ani. Me ony. Put the butter on. The toast, Charla. Put the butter on the toast. Keep the scrabbing it. Hey, hey, Charla, keep the scraping the butter on the toe.

Is it milton? Is it milton? Because you got to be ready to heal to at any point in time. Anytime, boy. You got to be ready to heal to. You got to get up as a heel tour. You got the sun is hard. The sun is hot.

The sun is hot. The sand is. Oh, Bob O'Marley. Listen. I enjoyed the interview, though, man. I do want to... Me you know what to look at your butthole and pebbles.

I do want to... You what? You know what? You know what to look at your butt hole and pebbles? Buckles. What do you mean, their pebbles? The pebbles for the bones. Oh.

But no, shout out to B.D. In Elliott, man. Okay, what's your tink about the interview? I thought it was great journalism. I think that's where Elliot and BDOT shine. Elliot is an OG who's been in the game like four decades. And his background is a journalist for magazines. I think it really plays well when he's sitting down doing interviews.

You know what I'm saying? He used to be editing chief of double XL. He used to be a, I don't know what exactly his role was at the Source Magazine. But I just think he's really good at hip-hop journalism. You know what I'm saying? And I think B-Dot, when you add B-Dot into the mix, you know, B-Dot is good at interviewing. and he's good at having a conversation,

but he's also good at just asking the questions that I'd be wanting to answer to. You know what I'm saying? So it's nothing like salacious, you know what I'm saying? Right. It ain't going to be nothing like aggressive. You know what I mean? As far as the artists,

like the artists can really just sit down there and kick it. And I think that in this era of, which I'm sure that I've had a lot to do it, in this era of where you think that you, an artist's got a while out or spazz out or say something crazy, I think that we forget that. Sometimes just good old fashioned hip-hop journalism is dope.

And I think for an artist like Drake, that was the perfect place to go sit down, you know? And I thought they did a great interview. I only had like- I like- Those guys. I did watch some clips on it. I watched, I watched, I didn't watch the whole thing. I watched mad rap radar interviews. But they're great.

Four of my favorite interviews of the past few years have been rap radar. The Jay-Z. I like them here. We got to have them back on. Oh, absolutely. When we had that conversation, they were excellent. I really like them. The Jay-Z interview, the Will Smith interview,

the interview with DRock and the Nipsey Hustle interview were four of my favorite interviews of the past years. If I had to rank a top 10 in the past two years, probably three, maybe four, those four would definitely be

at my top 10. You know what I'm saying? That makes up a healthy bulk of the top 10. So I really fuck with Elliot and I fuck with BDOT. I thought they did a great job. I only had like one follow-up question. Only thing I would want to know

is why did, why does Drake feel like him and Nikki will never be cool again? Because he said something to that effect, Like, we probably, we probably would never be cool again. I would like to know why. Why go on with Nikki? Yeah, I don't know.

As I said, I would like to know why he feels like that relationship, like they would never be cool again. Also, you know, I mean, I think they did a good job of having to push a T conversation. But Canadians, you can't make up your own rules when it comes to rap beef, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, because, you know, he was kind of saying that pushing went a little too far. Oh. And B. Dot said to him like, well, you bought up, I might have been Elliott.

One of them they was like, you bought up push his. his fiance. If you bought a Pushie's fiance, then all bets off. And Drake was like, yeah, I get it. I understand that. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, I didn't like the fact that he's acting now as if Pusher isn't worth engaging.

Like, Drake's the bigger artist. But he isn't? He's not. But my point is, you can't now act like you're the bigger artist. Oh, he wasn't worth engaging back then either. But you did. Exactly. You fucked up. But now that, but what I liked about it is he said, look, I'll take

the L. He had no choice. That doesn't mean honest, which I'm glad he'd be an honest about you lost. That wasn't out. That's all I care about it. If you're saying I took the L. Yeah. And now he tried to like carve out his own thing when he was like, he was like, listen, I didn't get out barred. I didn't get out whatever. Yes, you did, Drake. You did. Did he get out barred? Did he get out barred? Story of Donis, you got out barred. Absolutely, you got out bar. And the, the Duffy freestyle was dope. But majority of those were shots at Kanye. You didn't really have anything for Pushing. How do you pronounce it? Kanye.

Dupy? Dupy Duppie Duffy Duffy Duffy Duffy Man

The man Yeah The man put the Duppie on the left hand side Yeah So I Add the Duffy on the left hand side

Pass the Dupy on the left side Oye Hey Um Ooi Oie

Is that a sound Give us a sound Twain Give us a good Jamaican sound Give us a good Jamaican ad lib Give us a good

Jamaican sound Where's the dollar van? What? Medea. What's that mean? Oh, okay. Medea. Where's the Cucci?

Me want to dagger it. Lord, have mercy. That's the name of the dance, right? What? Oh. You want a dagger? Dagger, tagga, tag, dagga, dagga. Show some progressiveness in the Jamaican community.

Me nobody even progression. Charlamagne, what's this nonsense you're talking? What's your rent like? It just depends. I mean, like, I've had relationships where my partner didn't work for three years. So, and it had money, you know? Well, what's the most you've spent on a woman? I mean, my wife?

Yeah. I mean, it's endless. I don't know what that bill is. Charlemann's wife walked in the room looking rich at Tiffany Hattish party. Like, you guys look great together. So you either take care of each other. I don't know what's going, but she looked great. She is.

Yeah. Is there a certain amount of money that you should spend on your partner? A certain amount of money like when you're dating. Not like a wife or whatever. I think everybody should act their wage

and I think that you should do things that you want to do for that person. I don't think that you should spend on that person because you're trying to make them like you anymore or make them like you more or anything like that. You know what I'm saying? Like I think if you got it?

What you mean? If you don't want them to like you, you want them to be happy. No, no, I said like that you don't want them to like you. what did I say? You don't want them to like you more. You know what I mean?

For that. Yeah, you're not doing it just because you think that's going to make them like you more. You're doing it because you really want to do it for them. This happened to me other day. I got to tell the story. I ain't going to put the person's the name on Blass.

Because I mean, I put my friend Rob Smith on blast on another show who's a ho. But this is what I'm not. Okay, so I come to New York. All the Dominicans out here know that I'm weak for Dominicans. Like, it's literally my weakness. And I always tell my team like there's going to be two ways people are going to rob it. You like to gauge your button.

What do you mean? I love Dominican. Oh, shit. You caught me. I didn't know where we was going. I was going to. What? Joe, you're gay?

Oh, fuck. Like low-key and so. No, so the other day when I left your show, I went on a date, right? So we're on a day, we're chilling, and they're like, yo, I just want to come back to the house. I'm like, all right, but I'm really trying to get to know you. Like, I don't want to ruin it because we go back to the house. I already know what I'm going to do it. I don't want to do that.

So I'm trying to be a gentleman for the first time I'm alive, right? Finally we get back to the house. So my team is at the house. So my team is kind of walking around. So they're like, let's go in the room. I don't want to go in the room because going in the room is personal. You know, plus you got to leave your phone out here and, you know, other issues. But so we go in the room, soon as you get in the room, they go,

yo, I'm going to Thailand for my birthday. There's this hotel I really want to stay at. You know, it's like $780 and blah, blah, blah. And I'm thinking we just started hanging out like the other day. So, yeah, I do believe in tricking, but if you, like, you're just trying to get with me to get some money, like, you got me fucked up. Yeah. You got to know the difference, though.

That's most relationships, though. You know, they're tricked on, right? Lulu la la. Of course. Yeah, of course. What was the question again? Y'all get tricked on, right? Yeah.

Look at them. Of course. They're great. You guys look great. Thank you. You would be a fool not to get tricked on. What's the most y'all got in? Actually, like, I've never taken it.

I know that sounds like, oh. Oh, my God. But I've been offered trips. I know. You sound like Angela now. I've been offered, like, Europe, like, through baseball players and football players. And I'm just like, nah. Because something is expected.

And I'm not going to. I'm not that type of person. I'm not going to go on a trip with a baseball player that I just met. We're cool, but it's still that, there's that awkwardness. Because I'm going to put myself in this situation. We need to hang out. Y'all got it fucked up.

Yeah, because I think that, and I'm not saying that y'all are wrong. I'm just saying that when you're dealing with somebody like a baseball player, he's a multimillionaire, right? That's just the way he moves. That's just like saying let's go to the movies. So saying, like, let's go to the Caribbean or whatever. Let's go to Europe. Sometimes they're involved with so much drama with other women.

I don't want to be involved in that. I'm going to tell you. I don't need drama. Don't go if you aren't trying to give nothing up. Don't go with that base. That's why. Like there's been lots of offers and I'm tempted, but I'm like, nah, I'm not going to do that. You got to tell them.

You got to be like, look, you know, if I go with you, don't expect me to have sex with you. I hope that's not why you're asking me to go. That happened. I said that to one of them. And it was like unfollow, blah, blah. It wasn't. Yeah. So I'm like, see?

But see, every man wants to believe there's a chance they can get it. So you've got to finesse in a way where he believes he's going. wanting to get it. But you ain't saying he's going to get it. But his mind, let him believe he's going to get it. My friend right here is Sarah, I'm going to throw under the bus. She got out of a seven-year relationship or something like that. And I said, you have to have a hoe face.

Like, you have to be a hoe for one year. You got to just walk in the club with me and walk up to somebody and say, I want to fuck you tonight. Did you do that? No. She's approved. Like, I'm like, what? I guess I'm approved too because I'm in that same ball. I'm on that same ball.

Let me tell you. Y'all could finesse so major right now. Like, I'm a teacher. of finesse. By the way, it don't take much for a guy to think he can have sex with a girl. High works.

You know what I mean? Why do you guys think like that? I don't think like that. She said, I don't boom. I'm sleeping with her tonight. Yes, every guy thinks of her. Yeah, the girls say, don't even say,

tucks back in the DMs. Don't say thank you. Nothing. If I put nice or hard eyes or whatever, if you say thank you, oh, she wanted to give me some. Why do you think like that, though? I don't know.

Well, not now because you're in a relationship. So you don't do that anymore. Right. I'll never do that now. Bullshit. Black man don't cheat I forgot where I'm at. Black men don't shoot.

Some women show me some of Wax DMs. Wax's got some corny-ass DMs he'd be sending, yo. What did he be saying? He's the... It's probably the exact same thing I don't know how to talk to girl. You can't tell nobody you in town. He's that guy.

Probation officer vibes. In places he not even at it. You know what I'm saying? He's not even there. But he's sending him. Tell me something real. Like, tell me something funnier than that. That's not nothing.

Isn't, if you're not in Canada, but you're sending a girl in can't, and sending her a message, talking about, you can't tell nobody you in town? You don't even live in. So I have a question. All right.

So let's say a girl answers back your DM, right? What is it that she has to say that, oh, this one's going to fall. I know I got her on the bag already. Like, are there key things? Like, oh, she replied to this. That's my in. Well, what is it?

That makes you guys think that, okay, I got her. You're calling back to anything at all. I think she won't get me some. That is crazy. Or you call yourself to a lot. DMs is just a fucking another thing like Tinder. It's just like a day. No, it's not.

It kind of is, though. Instagram is kind of like a Tinder, one of those. Yes. No, we're in 2020. That's the way people communicate. Oh, okay. I have a question. Do you think that if you give your Instagram,

it's like giving out your number? No. It's the safer way of, absolutely. number. It's different for Charlemagne. You know Charlemagne's Instagram, but if you're not Charlemagne and you be like, yo, I can't give you my number, but hit me up on Instagram.

You just did the same thing. Exactly. 1,000 percent. Give your email that means like, ah, they'd be. Hit my manager. But doesn't it the context of I can't give you my number, let you know that maybe this person isn't interested, he's kind of just throwing you the gram just to give it to you? No way.

I don't think so. I don't think so. I don't think so. I got a man, but I smash you. No, I got a man, but I smash you. No, I got a man, but I smash you. Yeah. Like that's what girl's telling you.

I gave you my Instagram, I got a man, but I'll smash you. But if I give you my number, it's like, I want to be any relationship with you. Listen, I don't speak singles. Well, I just came out of single, so I still know it a little bit. You just came out of single? Just came out of single? Wax and love. Matter of fact, you didn't get wax.

Wax loves Dominican women. Really? Listen, back in, I told him that when I did my show, I said, bro, you was me back in the day. Right, but I was confused about what that means. It's like, how far back. You got to read my book because there's been different things. And when people say you remind me, I'm like,

you suck dick, too, what's happening? All jokes aside, I'm not even playing. Is this such thing as an ugly man? No, we don't be, we don't come in ugly, bro. We don't come in ugly. We don't come in ugly. He got a new skin now. That's why he wants to be like,

he's not such thing as ugly. I never, you were a fucking ugly, man. No, no, no, no, no. You know what I was? I was medium handsome. I've always been medium handsome. No, you're medium ugly. No.

No. There would be medium ugly. I'll be honest though. Handsome. And I don't mind saying this about men. I can say if a guy's attractive or not attractive, you glowed up, bro. I'm not going to lie. You did glowed up because you were fooling that.

I never realized this. And now you're handsome, bro. Because you were confident. And I always overachieved in the WOP department. That's true. And the what? In the WWWWWD apartment. And I was always.

always the guy women would come on to. Because you're funny. You're funny. You think so? You're kind of women. I said it. Beautiful women. Funny. Successful. Before success, though. It's high school. It's high school baddest girl. Oh, high school doesn't count. Tongue kissing me. I'm like, oh. What?

Also, high school doesn't count because there might be some like, who was in your high school. Like, how many people? Y'all think high school don't count. And they might be ugly now. I can wait until you become successful so a guy can talk about fingering you in ninth grade. And then you can tell me about how high school don't count. Oh. Your finger ain't being when you lost your virginity. Well, I didn't do any of that until college. Really?

That's good. That's why you're so tall. I don't believe you. Why? I don't know. I was really heavy in church. And then a lot of guys didn't talk to me. Because you was tall.

No, because I was really skinny. It's awkward looking. Yeah, I had braces. Oh. Yeah. So when I got to college, that's when I started pulling the men. And that's why you treat men so bad now. I treat men amazing.

You treat men so bad not because how they treated you when you were skinny with braces. That's what this is about? I treat everyone with love and compassion. Oh. Yeah. Okay. We don't care about Taylor.

When did you start getting into girls? I actually kissed my first girl in elementary school, but I didn't have sex with girls until sophomore year. What's sex? Of college. Yeah, what is? Bro, no, I'm not. I'm not.

I just. What are you laughing? What sex with girls? Tell us mad funny, y'all. Tell us mad funny. He was like, tell you about the birds and the birch. Because it doesn't make, like, pero, pro, pro. Do your sister, that sex?

Like, I just want to know what sex is. I'm not trying to be funny. I'm trying to understand. Yeah, what is sex? Like, make it loud. What do you consider? It's funny because I was just talking on this group. in this app called Clubhouse yesterday,

and we were talking about this lesbian sex. And it's like, it's like a long, long journey of foreplay, lesbian sex. Pussy cock scissors. What?

You'll play that game? What? What? What? What is he? Lock paper, scissors. He tried to do it. Right.

Hey, man, you got to shoot. You missed 100% of the shots you don't take. God damn. Not all girls use a strap. Can we build from that? It's strap paper scissors.

That's what it is. Strap paper, scissors. That's your next single. That's your going to go. So it's levels to lesbian sex? Yes, there are levels. Yeah. Interesting.

But it is a marathon. Why does it have to last so long? Why can't so just... Because know how long it takes for you to get your woman warmed up and, you know, and you guys are using your penises. So if that's not involved, it's just literally just you guys warming each other up. So if it's a marathon, how many laps around the track do you have to take? That shit sounds too much, bro.

It depends on the girl. Yeah, because it's going to take a long time for us to come. Like more than five minutes? Five minutes, ten minutes? No, it could be hours. Man, get out of here, yo. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You talk about eating.

Yeah, you get locked jaw and all that. Get out of here, yo. I mean, between eating, between scissoring, edging, you pull out toys. Edging? What's edging? That's her hair? I mean, edging you can do in a straight, in a straight relationship as well. So what is edging for us?

Edging is when you get somebody to the point of ejaculation or like when they're about to come and then you stop. Why would you do that after hours? It intensifies your actual nut when it happens. Straight couples do that as well. No. And a lot of people love it in like dominatrix. I edge myself so I'll disappoint my girl. No, that's a lot of a guy.

If you're fucking guy or if I'm having sex with a guy or how I'm doing my dude or. And he was like, don't come yet. That shit would turn me the fuck on. And if I'm about to, oh my God. It's kind of like when you guys have to pull out to stop yourself from coming quick. Y'all, let you have something new. Don't me make that face. First of all, I'm telling you about something else so that you don't come quick.

What do you mean? Yo, me telling a girl not to go. Please. That's hilarious. I'm like, please. Wait, Taylor, they're like, they're 40. They don't have that. I have no edge control.

Hold on. Okay. I have no edge control. That's number one. All right. Number two, every time my wife told me not to come, she's pregnant.

Already did, babe. No need. I already did. I'm already, already did. Sorry. You know what I mean? So come,

don't come. What? Because women know, they can feel it. They can feel it. By the time I'm there, I'm there. How do you hold that shit, man?

Nah. I'm not talking for a guy, I'm just saying for a guy to tell me now, too, that is, That has turned me the fuck on. Really? Yes, because I'm in it

and then you tell me not to you. Like, oh, I want you so bad. Like, it's like, it's a switch type of situation. Really? You don't know, Paige, you don't know what I'm talking about? It's a black thing then. I don't know if you talk about. Wait, your boyfriend is black.

So he don't do that? I've heard of, like, guys whispering in your air, like, come for me. I don't want to hear about none of y'all sex life, to be honest with you. I do. I do. It's funny. You're going to try it later. Hell yeah.

All I'm learning from this conversation is I'm going to say that she's going to not come. I'm going to piss her ass off. That's what's going to happen. I can't do this. You got to do it when she's about, when she's saying like she's about to. No, that's what she needs the most focus. When my girl's about to come, I don't even move.

I just be like, you got it. I just go comatose. I look like the gargoy on top of her fucking buildings. The only thing I'm praying is when my woman is about to come is that I don't come to. Yeah. The worst feeling is when you know she's about to. And you come too fast. And you're about to.

And you're like, God damn. And she need about seven more strokes, but you only got three? You ever pull out, bustling your stomach and then try to rub her dick up against, what, her dick?

Rub her pussy up against your dick, like riding it? I'm confused. Okay, you're about to come. Yes. Right? You know she's about to come. Mm-hmm.

Okay? But you got to pull out because you can't get her pregnant again. Got you, got you, got you. Okay? So you're on your back, obviously. And then what you do is you pull out and then just let her dry hump you

to try to get her off. What did she dry open? I'm soft. Wait, you're immediately soft after you busts? Don't take me long, buddy. Really? Oh, man. You don't see?

You see? The Hulk is like, really mad? Yeah. But then when he calms down, he's just laying there. Bruce Banner's just that fast? So you're Bruce Banner that quick. Wow. Don't take me long at all.

Wow. That's interesting. I still, I'm still walking around a little bang on me. Really? Yeah. I don't even want to be touched. No, I don't want to be touched. I don't let me touch.

Let me alone. I'm sensitive. You know what I mean? The biggest lie I ever told is when you, you nut fast and then you say to your girls, I'm like, yo, you want me eat you out or something? You know, good a way. You ain't got no energy to do. I can't do that.

I can't do that. No, that's over. I can't do that. I'm also learned from this conversation that men definitely eat vagina better than women. Because Michaela is telling me that it takes them hours. Not to come, but like you come multiple times as a woman. If your woman is only coming once during sex, then that's kind of black. Sorry.

Wait, what? Wait, say this again. You should not be making a squirder or so like that they're going to squir. You're going to come multiple times. I know, that's true. Is this like a wage gap thing? That's very true. What is this thing?

Men have one nut and then women come multiple times during sex. You know what, man? I actually do. They do. If you're doing it, right, they should. Yeah, I feel bad for all of men who have women who don't squirt. I feel bad for all the men who have women that don't squirt. That don't squirt.

Yeah, because you don't know if you're doing it. No, but the squirt isn't coming. The squirt is just squirt. Nope, that's not true. Maybe the... It's not come. It is definitely come. It's not come.

It's not come. It's urine. It's mostly urine. Sounds like a man who's never made a woman squirt. Listen. I'm like, how do I go with this? I'm not going to go. I'm not going to sit here and go, I've made tons of women's squirt.

What do you know? But I can't go not. So I'm just scald out. Okay. That being said, yes, yes, of course I've made girl squirt. It's not them coming. They might be able to time to come with the squirt. But the squirt is just.

pee. Women don't have sacks full of cum in their body. Yellow. It's nice. P smells like pee, man. It's fluid. It's fluid.

It's fluid. No, it's not cum. Michaela, you don't have anything. You're a lesbian. I don't think it's true. Fuck, you know about cum. You don't know anything about cum. Okay?

I'll tell you about cum. I actually have cum. You and your girl just peeing all over each other like some Donald Trump, Russia, hooker romp. You're just making SeaWorld in your fucking room. Thank you. I was going to say, look. Wait, Paige. That's not true.

Read, listen, on mic, give me a phone. Give me a phone. Give me a phone right here. Give me a phone. Who's a creamer? Okay. What's a creamer? What? You're not a creamer. You're like 45. Why do you not know this? Y'all ready? No, it's nice. You already? Everybody, take Michaela's mic.

Okay. I know you're excited to be in front of one of those things again, but That's why you don't know what to do it. I know. You're missing it. Okay. Around it. Ready? So the present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analysis

indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity. Although a marginal contribution of prosthetic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists. I'd be making my woman prostatic. It's watered down urine. it. It's watered down urine. That's what it says right here. Exactly. So what is urine in? If this is watered down It's urine up water.

I thought this was brilliant this week. I don't know how much stock you want to take into this. Sylvia Brown. You know Sylvia Brown? You know Sylvia Brown? Chris? Sylvia Brown is an author. She wrote a book called Yeah, I'm going to tell you the name of the book, real. I want to know what you think about this, Schultz. Because I thought this was brilliant, only because, God damn it, if anything else, it was a great guess.

But Sylvia Brown wrote a book called The End of Days predictions and prophecies about the end of the world. And she wrote on page 312 with that book that came out in 2008. And around 2020, a severe pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchal tubes and resisting all known treatments. Almost more baffling than the illness itself

will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again 10 years later, and then disappear completely. Whoa. I don't know. You got to take some stock. Sometimes, you know, God, if you put people here to the same, deliver certain messages.

Whoa. You know? I don't know how many predictions she's gotten right. I mean. But that's a nice little. That's, that's a Lisa goddamn double.

It may not be a home run, but. No, that's, that's a double. That's a double. That's a double. That's a double.

That's a double. Because she wrote it in 2008 and she said the year. Yeah, but like you said, every two years is a new one. Zeke, bird flu,

swine flu. That's true. You know, that's true. Positively brilliant. Dinky one. Who's that? Denky One is the latest dating site on the internet

and it caters the men with little dicks. How big do you have to be to be in it? Well, 5.5 and under. They said 5.5 when you're erect. 5.5 and under. Isn't 5.5 regular? No, they said that's considered small. According to Mastable,

Dinky One is a site for people with small penises and those who are fond of them. It made me wonder, I'm like, is there people out there that really like little dicks? Maybe we've been little dick shaming a long time. Maybe we put too much emphasis on having big dicks. Well, I think there's some girls out there who are supposed to these can't handle big dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, haven't you had sex with a girl who's like, oh, my God, that hurts? Yeah, because the average vagina, I think, is only like four inches deep. I don't understand vaginas at all, dude. I don't get them. You're not supposed to. I don't get them because it's like, where is all this room for the baby if the dick is causing some issue? Well, maybe that's the beauty of women. Maybe they pretend to make us think that our dick hurts.

So the whole time they're faking it. It's possible. I'm just saying when you see something, or maybe it's different. Maybe the end and out is different. Maybe you can push out something seven pounds, eight ounces, but you can't put something seven pounds, eight ounces in. It's like taking a shit.

Ooh, have you ever had your shit pushed in? No, but I've... You said what? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's all good. Taylor said the vagina fix seven inches. Yo, but here's what I'm saying. If you do, if, like, you take a big shit, right? That feels great.

But if you put a thermometer up your butt... Ooh. Yeah. Are you going to get a little calonic? Or a calonic. It's like, oh, my God, this is horrifying. Same thing. Same exact thing.

Exactly. So then, okay... So the butt is like a pussy. The butt is like a pussy. Gay men, we understand you. Now we get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But why do girls act like it's not?

Why they try to front, like this dick can't get in there? Maybe it's what you mean? In the butt? Yeah. They are pounding in. No, I don't do that. I actually don't like that. Have you ever tried that?

No, I don't like anal sex? Anal sex is not good. I don't look at me Well, you out here lesbian You're screaming out pounded You're getting pounded You can't stuff Labia in your butthole All I'm saying is

I think Dickie one You're a gay girl man It's all good It's all good I'm just saying How could you do anal right Like what are you really gonna do? I just think Dinkie one is a great site

I think it's a safe space For people with little penises And I just do I think America's put too much motherfucking emphasis on big dicks Right Yeah Why are you looking around like that

Well no I need you to spread the angle because otherwise we're talking about dixon assholes bro you just looked at Alex and go yeah yeah like don't do that because what Alex is trying to do is get us both in the frame what I'm trying to explain to him what I'm trying to explain to him is that if I go anymore this way then we're blocked by the microphone and then the microphone is going to move and it's a whole situation and Dinkie one now has 27,000 users and um and and five point five is considered small 5.5 on hard did y'all not did you not watch Howard Stern growing up But he always talked about having a little dick.

That was like three or something like that. I thought five. Look up the average size dick. Look up the average size dick. Average size is not seven. It's five. Average size not seven. I think the average size dick is...

The average size penis is 3.5. We don't want a hard dick. Yeah, we want hard dick. You don't think... Dix soft dick. What's the fucking wrong with you asking? He's just busted right inside and he can't extend on me anymore. And he seems a little overwhelmed by my girth and China.

I believe you would ask us what we want hard dicks. Dude. Five is the right. I told you. Think about it. Five is small? Come on, give me,

give me, I need to see what five looks like. Give me a ruler. Who got a rule? Let me fine, I guess. Who got a ruler? Somebody got to have some measurements.

They don't have the rules on the computers? They have it on iPhone. Come on. Tell me how long five inches is. Oh, how big is an iPhone? How big is an iPhone 7 plus or 10 plus? All right. Some used to be an inch.

Let me see. One. No, Thumbus morning. It's not no more. In kindergarten, they taught that. Measure app. Come on, Taylor.

Come on, dog. We don't know how to do that. We all over here, man. You get paid the big bucks to do this type of stuff. Come on. A 10 plus is 6.5. So 10 plus is 6.5 inches. Okay?

My dick way longer than this, bro. No. This is 5.5 inch screen. So my dick is bigger than this. No, my dick way longer than this. I know because I've put it next to it. I've definitely done it. My dick is way longer than this.

And what do you do? You just have the top kind of popping over. I mean, I don't know why I've been doing that since I was a kid. Like you take that, you put the remote bite, put a bottle by it, just to see. Because I think that when we're looking down at our penises, we don't see them the way everybody else sees them. You know what I'm saying? Like a woman's looking at your penis from a different angle. So like, like, do like this, right?

Yeah. When you do like this, that don't look that big to you. Because you're so far from it. Yeah, and I don't see all this. Because the pubic hair is in the way. But when I turn it to the side, and you get the pro forma. Imagine the girl seeing this shit. That shit can scare some people.

Yeah. So if it scares, you go to think you one.com. So, so. So, get you a little. That's five and a half inches. Let me see that right here. That shit looks little, bro. Let me see right.

And that shit's hard, bro. Hold on. So yeah, that is. Yeah, you don't want that. If a girl can fucking abracadabber your shit with two hands, you don't want that shit, bro. You need to have, you need to come out on the top afterwards. Yeah, man.

She got a look like a wrapper hole in the microphone, B. Like, you don't want that, bro. Taylor, put both your hands on around that, see if you can make it disappear. Holy shit, yeah, you don't want the five and a half, bro. Yeah, you need to be on dinky one.com. You might have to go to dinky one.

Anybody else in the room need to go on dinky one? Sign up now. Okay. Yo, Edd. No, we're not saying that, bro. You're just quiet. You just quiet. I just put it out there.

Edon, how many inches is your dick? Oh, my. Yo, yo, you out here just saying everything. What? That's what I'm talking about. Honesty, bro. Yeah, you got to find somebody that loves you for you, bro. Dude.

That's it. Now, do they have, like, do they have a tiny pussy website too? Dinky, does Dinky one have tiny pussy? Or big pussies? Are there the girls with big pussies out there that need love? No, they got a tiny butthole one called Duky one. Do they? For tiny butthole.

It's called Duky One. For those with shallow buttoes. So when we were up in Boston doing shows, we got access to one of the first Mason lodges in history. Okay. Right? I think it was the oldest one on the West Coast. It was the one where Paul Revere was the head Mason.

Clearly had candles. Love the candles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All over. And I think almost every president in history has been part of the masons in some way. I think Obama's a Mason. And they're this group. There's some people look at them,

like the Illuminati. Anybody can join, by the way, but they have this kind of like mysterious order to it. Mason Lodges. The Mason Lodges. We saw all these things. Now, if you look, what's that right there,

Taylor? It's a pyramid, right, with an all-seeing eye on top. And if you look at a lot of, like, big American cities, even in Central Park, you'll see it, and D.C., you'll see it.

The Washington Monument is a big... All-CEN-I? Well, no, it's a big obelisk. You've seen those, like, pointy, almost pyramid-like structures. The Washington Monument is the only monument that doesn't have the guy on it. Yeah.

It's the Washington monument, but for some reason, it's just this big, tall pyramid shape. Yeah, yeah. Why is there like this Egyptian influence in American and Western philosophy and culture? Yeah. And what these guys believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, Mason folks, but what these guys believe is, is that there was alien influence. Had to be. And there continues to be alien influence.

And that every once in a while in history, not necessarily alien, but higher power, whatever you want to believe it is, right? an alien that would control shit for us would be a higher power. It would be God, essentially. And every once in a while, they push humanity on the right course. They nudge humanity in the right direction, right? So we're essentially a game or an experiment of theirs. And that explains all these amazing things throughout history.

The pyramids, for example, electricity, right? Benjamin Franklin, you've heard the story about the kite and the key, right? They're like, that's not what really happens. Which sounds like total bullshit. Of course it's bullshit. Of course it's bullshit. That should sound like such bullshit now. But as you know, more than anyone, you need a story to sell the people on it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can't just go, hey, aliens come in and they influence and they told me about this electricity thing that's going to give us an amazing advantage in the new world. That's not a story you can put the newspaper people buying. It could be if the aliens told it, if you got these aliens that are showing you, like they can do all of this wild shit. But they don't want to be known, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe they push people in the right direction. without even telling them.

I mean, there are a lot of ways it could describe religion. It describes all these things. Maybe they give them some information and then people go left with it or they go right with it. But still, it is an interesting way of looking at history and looking at these amazing events that happened in history and trying to fully understand why these events turn out that way. You know?

And it's like, is it influence? Is it culture? Is it the reward system? Who knows what it is? But it is uncanny the influence of like these like Egyptian obelists and all this like Egyptian art. As a human who's seen flying sauces before, I saw my first one when I was eight years old.

Right. And Monk's Corner, South Carolina, hovering over the trees in my grandmother's yard. Yeah. As a human who's been visited by aliens before. Imagine how disappointing it would be to travel from millions of light years away and end up at Monk's Corner South Carolina. That's exactly where you would want to be.

Imagine of all the shit to see in the world. You got the pyramids. Hey, man. Remember my great uncle made those pyramids? We got to check those pyramids. That's where you would want to be. Monks corner. Just a great wall of China.

And I'm going to experiment on this little motherfucker right here and put all types of shit in his body and make him phenomenal to show the world how great we are. Who were you not molested by? Who do you think? Your aunt wants you. How do you not feel worthy? You're the chosen one, motherfucker.

That's right. Listen, remember when I came in him and I had those cuts on both my legs? You remember that? When I had the cuts on both shins in the same exact place? hands too. I've had those. I used to have them right here.

You can still see the scars. Right there. Jesus. Bro. Listen, I know aliens been experimenting on me for a long time. You know who else aliens built?

The Joe Rogan podcast. Really? Look at Joe Rogan's logo. Look at his logo. God damn it. Ooh. Now we get into conspiracy Shala. Conspiracy Shala in the building.

Hold on. You don't, you know. What the fucking hurt? Oh. Clues bomb. Hold on. You ain't never paid attention to Joe Rogan's logo. So have you been probed and shit?

Is that why you like it when your girl puts her finger in your butt. Come on now. Look at that. What is your role going to have on his logo? Yeah, the third eye. That's right.

What's my, what's my, what's my, what's my nonprofit called? For years, for, for 20 plus decades. Huh?

Third eye awareness, baby. Oh, come on now. Aliens know what they're doing? Aliens out here creating some of the greatest media personalities of our generation.

All right? Okay. So we can spread the word about them, all right? And we believe in them. All right? We letting them know

the goodness of them and God. Yo, aliens. We appreciate you, man. Thank you. Keep throwing us these blessings, man. It's been working out. We appreciate you. Y'all keep it up, man.

Whenever you're ready for it, whenever you're ready to pull up. You know, Jesus up there like, let him call me an alien one more time. Call me a motherfucking alien one more time. And you know what I would say to Jesus? They call you and all your friends illegal aliens. It builds on a wall for you and all your illegal friends. Yo, Zeus. Whoa.

Remember, I don't know. You remember when. like Dane Cook became like a punchline. Like Dane Cook was this incredibly successful comedian, right? Like he sawed out the garden. He was the first person who really used the internet in a way to promote himself. And then like sometimes what happens with guys is like they just become uncool and they become like a punchline. Like it was in a fucking Will Ferrell movie. Dane seemed like the type of person who was like the first internet comic that nobody respected.

Yes. Yes. Yes. And it was and it was I think it was kind of unfair. But again, it might have been the similar Deonté Wilder's situation where it's like, oh, wow, like you can't wait to tear a guy down, and then when he does come down, it's a lot of fun, and everybody went at him. I agree with you because I didn't even realize Dan Cook was that pop until people started shitting on him. But it became this thing that was like

fun and okay to shit on or whatever, right? He was on SNL? No, no, he wasn't. Oh, okay, got you guys. And I feel like SNL is almost becoming the new version of that, where it's like, I've yet to see or hear anybody say anything complimentary about SNL.

S&L is, I'm going to tell you what S&L is. S&L is like American Idol. Remember how big American Idol was? Yeah. The reason American Idol was so big is because American Idol was actually producing stars. There was a period in SNL where they weren't produced. We were used to them churning our stars.

Eddie Murphy, Will Farrell, fucking, and Maya Rudolph, is that her name? The Mario, it's mad people came from Essend. Adam Sandler. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was the time where all of that was... Chevy Chase. Bill Murray.

That's what I mean. Like, there was a period where they weren't doing that no more. It was like college for being a star. Yeah. You went there, you put your time in, and then you were a fucking superstar after that. And then you're saying that stopped.

It stopped. And then once that stopped. And I'm not going to say it stopped completely, but it wasn't as, as, as, as, as, lucrative as it once was. It was the point where it was just like, whoa, this is the fucking farmhouse for fucking

superstars. It's just so, like, because I know I have friends who work on a show who are fucking funny and talented and I don't watch it, so I can't tell you that it's horrible, but I have yet to meet somebody.

Is it that bad? Like, I literally, I try to defend it. I'm like, bro, it can't be that fat. I know funny people to work on the show, but literally any person you meet, it's like, they're like, oh yeah, SNL's horrible, it's unwatchable.

And it's like, but how can it be that bad? I watch SNL because I have people on SNL. Like Pete is our guy, you know what I'm saying? I like Michael Chey. I don't know him personally,

but I like him, you know what I'm saying? I like Chris, you know? I like Leslie when she was on there. I love Colin Jost, man. I like Weekend Upday with Colin Joseph and Michael Chey.

So I watch it. I like Pete. I watch the show. Yeah. But it's garbage. Is it? I mean, I try to do.

But I can't debate because I don't watch it. I also can't shit on it because I don't watch it. I'll just see a sketch every once in a while on YouTube. And, you know, sometimes the sketches are funny. I see, like, the debate sketches, hilarious. Yeah. That shit, the debate, when, for whatever reason, when they're in a political bag, it's all right.

That shit has been really good. The casting is good. The Black Jeopardy one? But that was a special episode. See, to me, those are special episodes. Okay. Because Black Jeopardy was fucking, who was that? That was Eddie Murphy, right?

No. Chowick Bowman. No, Black Jeopardy was I think it was Chadwick Bowesman I think it was Chadwick Bowesman I mean this is bad that we can't remember They've done it a few times So I think Eddie might have done one with

Black Jeopardyber I know Chalk Bozeman did one But and that's another thing right Yeah SNL over the year has Their hosts have gotten A lot more diverse So I find myself watching it

I watch it when Chadwick Bowman hosted I watched when I actually went When Tiffany had his host team Tom Hanks Tom Hanks Yeah yeah but the one that exploded was the Tom Hanks one right Because that was the one where they basically showcased, like, oh, the real conservative right-wing people.

Got you. Got you. Got you. Real conservative right-wing whites and, like, southern blacks actually liked all the same shit. I like my women thicker. I like, you know, cornbread and whatever. Like, it was a really interesting, when you take these two groups you think we have nothing in common, you realize, oh, shit, they got everything in common. It was, like, really brilliant.

And I guess maybe it's hard to recreate one of those every week or something, but it's just such a weird time in comedy when, like, you never hear this sentence man I just love SNL isn't that a weird time in comedy I can play white devil's advocate right right go and I can say the reason SNL sucks

is because it's just simply too hard to do sketch nowadays because nothing beats this fucking shit you see on your phone you know what I'm saying like nothing beats those real life stupid ass shit you see on your phone like the dumb shit we just turn on and laugh at

that's happening in real life you can't do replicate that shit. Back in the day, sketch is all we had. Dog, a podcast. You don't laugh more times listen to a podcast.

Then you will watch an S&L. Do you? I don't watch it. So I don't, is that the case? Bro, SNL sucks. Bro, I can tell you. Eddie Murphy was good on S&L

because Eddie Murphy is Eddie Murphy. Right. And you can tell, by the way, level of talent, too. I'm going to tell you why, because you can see how a level of talent can elevate something.

So, oh, this is interesting. So when the level of talent are you saying that they don't have the level of talent necessary to pull off the show? I guess I am because, you know, when I talk about how they're not producing the stars they once did, right? That's true. So if they're not producing the stars you once did, then the level of talent just ain't, it's not there. Like, yo, it's certain people that pop on screen. Like, Michael Chee, to me pops on screen.

I love Michael Cheape. I think Michael Chey and Colin Jobs Weekend Upday should be a whole other show. Interesting. Just a whole other 30-minute show. I think they tried to do that at one point. But to me, that should be just a whole other show that they do. They could compete with Trevor Noah. daily show, whatever.

Like, I think it's, it's that good. I don't think it does Mike justice. I think Mike's like a really brilliant comedic minds. They should be on cable. That weekend update show with Colin and Michael should be on cable and they should just be going. I don't think it does justice to Mike. That kid is fucking a comedic genius. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he's doing like one-liners. Like, so, like, anytime, you got to watch his stand-up to know how good he is. He's doing one-liners because that's what the role of that weekend update thing is. But if you watch his stand-up, stand-up, it's fucking great. But it pains me because I'm looking at it, I'm like, oh, this is what people think you do on stage probably. No, I got you. They think you just do one-liners.

I got you. When you're comedy's way more dynamic. I got you. I got a shot out, Crystal. I think Chris is good. I think Keenan is good, and I'm not just naming all black people. I just really think that. I really think, at Sketch, I think Keenan is great.

Yo, Kenan's been killing it, man. Yes. You know what I mean? For 19 years. Yeah, he's been killing it. And hasn't gained a pound. but hasn't lost one either. He has remained medium fat for 19 years.

You got to give him props on that. He's like a sumo wrestler. You know how hard to be medium fat? Dude, that is amazing. For people to look at you and be like, you're one burger away. You need to slow down. But you never eat that one burger.

One burger away. Take discipline. Either way. You're one burger away from being slim and trim. Yeah. You would think one year and 19 years you would go, I'm going to get fit. Or one year you go, I don't give a fuck.

I don't give a fuck. No. Keenan has been going back and forth with, I don't give a fit fuck. For fucking 19 years, bro. You got sweatpants body. 19 years, man. 19 years.

Dude, he needs to accolade. He does. His metabolism figured out what he is. Yes. Like his metabolism. Maybe he eats to that. Because, you know, you can go to these dietitians and they'll tell you exactly what to eat.

That's good for your body. Yeah, yeah. Maybe he eats for his size. So, Keynes just asks his diet. How do I look almost like shit? I don't want to look like shit I want to look almost like shit how do we do that

how do I look just good enough Flut the Keenan Kenan's like look look look look I just want to be fit enough to be in shape but fat enough to play Charles Barkley What if he's just committed to the roles If he gets too skinny He might not be able to play these certain people

Wow Wow Yo we got a really salute Keenan Shout out to Keenan Thompson man And it's very, very impressive that you won burger away and never got there and you were the star good burger. You know how hard it is? The not want to eat a fucking hamburger when you're the star good burger. Burgers must not be that good burgers.

Who was not good burgers? Keanu and Cal? He was both a duo. I know, but don't make it this seem like Keen and was all. I see he's one of the stars. He was a star. Keen and Cal. Damn, yeah.

Yeah, damn, you know. You get, your decision making is fucked up when you're on your period, yo. You know, we're talking about breakup. Real talk. On my period, yeah, I said. You're about to, I think it might be here. Don't talk about period. A lot of ketchup on that burger.

Yeah, right up. Don't do that, yo. Yeah. No, no, you bought up your period. We talked about burgers and you start talking about period, Joe. Don't tell us how you keep your men in Philly by putting a little period blood in their food. We won't hit that shit. What?

After I do this podcast, I got one other thing to do, and I am fucking done until January 7th. Now, did you block off all this time to give 6-9 head? It was a show of bed, baby? Like, it was a show a bet? You were in the hot seat this week. I would never use that kind of hyperbole if I didn't think it was a show of bad. Now, how long did it take you to find out how to properly pronounce hyperbole? Actually, you know what?

I always knew how to pronounce it. But for whatever reason, I said hyperbole. You were like, shit, did Elon Musk have been something? It's hyperbler. It's hyperbole. You know what I'm saying? It's the same thing as when Biggie said... Go like this right here.

When Biggie said, you look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's dick. Call it Richard Pryor. It's all hyperbole. I went Biggie said, I'll fuck Rupal before I fucked the muggly ass of skate bitches. You know what I'm saying? It's all hyperbole. So that's what I was using to let people know. There was no way in hell.

6-9 was beating his case. Yeah. And you know what's so crazy about the worst? Even if he got out, you wouldn't be responsible to suck his dick. If I would never, that's a bet. No, I'm not saying that you would have done it. He still didn't beat the case either way. He didn't beat the case.

Exactly. Now, you got these idiots on social media who will say things now like, oh, well, he only got 24 months. Technically, that's beating the case. No, it's fucking... It's not being a case. No such thing is technically he beat the case. I don't give a fuck if he got 24 months or two days, he got sentenced.

Would you remove your chains before doing it, hypothetically speaking? I would never do it. It was a show of it. But that wouldn't that be slightly disrespectful to the honor of Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm makes you just hear their chains dangling against it? It's called hyperbole. Everybody go Google hyperbole. It's an exaggeration.

You know what I mean? You're a comedian. You do hyperbole. Bro, I thought you said hyper-bally, and I was like, you're really going for the sack with this blowjob. But once again,

can we say something once again? Yes. I'm right. Like I have all over the time about shit. That's what people really hate. They want Solomon to be so wrong. Ooh, we got him finally. Six-nine is coming home.

He's going to have to suck that dick. I'm sitting back looking at all of me. He was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where do these rumors come from on the Internet? What do you mean? Like, as far as, like, 6'9's coming home. That never came from any reliable source. That never came from a reliable source.

Okay, okay, okay. You know what do you think it comes from? I just think people just start that shit. They throw it out there and it goes. Now, I will say last week. You don't think maybe a lawyer? Maybe like someone's on the team? They came from the label.

And the label made it up? I think it came from the label. I think the label was gauging. the level of interest people still had in 6-9. Not even as far as, like, regular people, as far as, like, the media is concerned because they hit me last week and they asked me if I would be down

and doing one-on-one interview with 6-9. I said, nah, I don't think that would be a good idea. Yeah. Did you ask what type? I mean, I didn't know if they were trying to cash in on the bed. I didn't know that. I'm going to be his first sexual pleasure. When he comes home, I don't fucking know.

But I was just like, yeah, I don't think that'd be a good idea. I was like, his best two looks have been to Breakfast Club. You know, maybe the breakfast club, but I said I'll gauge interest. I honestly didn't know how I felt, but I said, I don't know how I feel about interviewing six-nine.

Because if you would have got out, I would have felt like there would have been no accountability. Understand what I'm saying? Like you while out, you know, you troll people, you order these hits on people, people got hurt. You know, you do all of this bullshit. You go to jail and you snitch on every fucking body. Right.

And then you just come home. And like, you're just supposed to be embraced with open arms. Like, where's the accountability in that? Like, how does a kid learn? Right, right, right. How does a kid learn from that six-nine situation if he just comes home? Reasonable? On Wednesday.

There's a situation where he's been in prison for, what is it, 13 months or something? 13 months. And, you know, you've been a big proponent of change behavior. Not after 13 months. That's what the next question was, how long is it before you can get away from your past? Well, the best apology is change behavior, right? So I would have to see how he comes home. So if he was to come home yesterday, I got to see.

what type of person he is. Gotcha. You know, are you coming home humbled by the situation? Gotcha. Are you coming home acknowledging that

what you did was wrong in a real way? Are you a change, man? Are you still out here telling everybody suck your dick? Right. You know what I mean? And by the way,

I have no reason to trust him because he's a young troll. So he's a type of person that will say anything, right, to get what he wants. Right. So you come home and you try to be nice six nine,

nice six nine don't work. Right. And now you got to go back to suck my dick six nine and super thug, gangster six nine because you're surrounded by all of this,

security six nine and then now all of us looking stupid again and now we back where we started i never thought that the uh super thug thing was that compelling i thought the self deprecation was funny like when he would run in the hallways and talk about how he's the fastest guy when he's like super slow obviously and it was just hysterical like he'd just be in this hotel room all that shit is funny when he's playing soccer and like he's the best goalie like when he was kind of making fun of himself and poking fun of himself i was really entertained him telling like thugged out people to suck his dick was funny because it kind of exposed their fake thuggery in a lot of ways. I don't think that it exposed that fake thugger.

They just never ran into each other. You understand what I'm saying? I mean, like, there's certain people you can't tell them to suck your dick. That's not true. Not on, when I was the internet. You got guys telling the president to suck their dick every day. You could tell the president to suck his dick to suck your dick. Do it in person.

You can do it in person with all the secret service and watch what happens to you. I think you could say suck my dick to the president. not without getting tackled. You can't run up on them and actually physically make them suck your dick. But that's how it sounds on the internet. On the internet, you know, anybody can be whatever they want to be on the internet.

You can say whatever you want to say to the internet. But there are consequences to those actions, right? And even with somebody like 6-9, that shit is all fun of games. So you look at the letters from the victims that they sent to the judge. Or you look at the innocent by... You don't think about shit like that.

The innocent bystander who got shot when he was ordering a hit on somebody. Here's what I would say. The illusion maybe before 6'9, was, yo, you don't even say a word about these gangs or rappers because if you even say a word about them, you might not have felt this way, but maybe someone like myself who was a little bit more removed. The idea was that they were like my bosses where it's like, you don't even say it work because if you say it work, someone's going to see you about it.

And then... He could have still got saw. That's fair. That's fair. But like, he started saying a word about everybody and none of them did anything. And it was kind of fascinating for... He didn't go nowhere at all. You're on it.

He was in Chicago. Like he was in all these places. They showed the video. No, no, no, no, no. They showed the video of this guy in Chicago, surrounded by police officers, surrounded by all this type flight security. This old block he went to at like 4.35 in the morning. He literally was there for like 40 seconds.

Yo, he got kidnapped. What do you mean? He got kidnapped in Chicago, but he got kidnapped in New York. Exactly. So it's not even that hard to get him. But he got kidnapped his own crew. That's the thing. So it's not even that hard to get him.

Andrew, he got kidnapped by his own crew. I can kidnap you right now. I know where you're at. I know where you're at. I know who, you know who, you know what I'm saying? You don't got to kidnap me. You want to hang out? I'm just saying, we're a team.

We can go get some food or whatever. I'm just saying. We're a team. It's easy to kidnap somebody in your team. Right. That's the easiest thing to do. I know what Taylor's at every day. So you would kidnap her?

Depends the price. It's a hot commodity out here in these streets. How much you're going for? Taylor? Yo, they hit us and they were like one million. I'd be like, hmm. What's sin doing?

I wouldn't sell television. I wouldn't sell it for one minute. I wouldn't sell it for one minute. You wouldn't sell her? I wouldn't sell it for nothing I have. What does that mean? I wouldn't sell for nothing I have. Oh, I forgot you're selling.

I was in a buyer's market. That's right. You kidnapped. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So here's the question. What would we pay for Taylor? Say she was kidnapped by someone else. And I know her?

It's Taylor. Like, I know her. You know her. It's Taylor. It's this. She's not your relative. Yo, one. Wait, me.

Is this a ransom? Are we trying to get her back to save her life or just to have her? No, no, no. You don't own her now. Okay. You know how kidnapped it works. So it's a ransom. Do we need to bring in a professional wax?

Get in here. No, it's a ransom. It is a ransom. Taylor is kidnapped. There is one way to get her back. It is one million U.S. dollars to get her back. Prayer changes things, bro. You know what I'm saying?

Everybody let's hold hands and let's all say a prayer for young Taylor. You know what I mean? I love her. Okay. Please. Bro, you know how quickly he would be an Anguilla for getting about your ass? Please, God bring her back home safely. Please.

So you're not putting up a Millie for Taylor? Millie's a lot of money, bro. A million is a lot of money A million is a lot of money, yo Say what? What about half? 500. I got to see what your mom,

what kind of collateral your mom got? Can you get the house? Yo, that's true. I'm serious. Like, your mom got to put up the money first. What's that? I need some collateral. Like, if I put this money up,

how do I make sure it's an ROI on this? No, no, there's no return on investment. It's not a stock. Yes, it is. I'm afraid you, Dela, but I get 20% in perpetuity. I wouldn't put the interest on it. I don't want to make sure that I get my money back at some point in time. But you can't get your money back.

If you put the house up, if her mom put the house in my name. So you're going to buy her mom's house? Do you want Taylor back in that? Now you're holding her ransom too. You're doing the same thing. You're a kidnapping. You basically transferred the kidnapping. Are you like a hooch with this?

Let's get right into it, dog. People want to know how do you feel now that the king is back? The king of New York, the king of rap, the king of the charts, the king of YouTube, you know what I mean? I'm not even entertaining it, my brother. What you mean, bro? No, I'm not entertaining it because I'm just not entertaining it. But what does that mean not in? Are you entertained by it?

You must be entertained by the king. No. Not at all. And I think that, you know, I hate watching history repeat itself, especially when, you know, everybody should learn from their mistakes, everybody. Right. So it's just like you're going to gas the same thing to happen again. You can't clearly like this person or be entertained by this person the way that you think you are when you know if you didn't learn the first. time. I'll say it like this and it'll be simple. If you bump your head once and don't learn from

bumping your head, the next time your head's going to get decapitated complete. Whoa. So your prediction is the king of New York gets assassinated. My prediction is the same prediction that has always been since two years ago when I was right. You end up in jail a dead. And if you already went to jail and you didn't learn from that, then what happens next? Do you all think that shit is funny. I'm 41 years old. Like, that shit ain't funny to me. Honestly, I don't like seeing self-destruction. I don't. I really honestly, truly don't. But you don't find it funny, dude. Like, I think it's hilarious. You don't find it funny. What's funny about a man having to move two times in four days? I mean, if you know how awful moving is, that's hilarious. Like, if one of my friends said that they had to

move and then move again, I would laugh at the pain that he was about. about to endure alone. Like that would be so much fun for me. But just the idea, like posting the pictures of like the mouse, putting the mouse in the video telling everybody they mad, like you don't find it funny. You're a person that has a twisted sense of humor. You like watching someone bomb on stage. Why not watch them, you know, get decapitated again?

Why is that not fun? Is that your limit? No, it's not funny. I mean, it's not funny because, you know, when I see a brother, I'm not, when I see the, when I see a person, you know, online, constantly explaining themselves over and over again with tears in their eyes, that lets me know exactly what that person is at. That Jay-Z had a bar.

I'm going to give you this Jay-Z bar, right? Uh-huh. I don't want to misquote it because I'm really not talking about this shit ever. I think, I don't think it's something to be entertained, but I'm going to give you all this bar because Jay-Z said it in a rap. And it sums up this situation perfectly. But once again, y'all won't realize this until it's too late. But the bar is, hold on, I'm pulling it up.

I don't want to misquote it because it's such a phenomenal bar. Hold on, hold on. I'm getting to it. I'm on genius. Hold on, hold on. Yes, he says, the labeling of a snitch is a lifetime scar. You're always being jail, nigger, just minus the bars. and that's the truth to the matter.

But is, would you not have snitched in his situation? I would never be in that situation. But hypothetically speaking, you're in that situation, right? Where you're not part of this gang at all, right? You are, you know, see, you're, you're, you sound like a person who doesn't want to be held accountable for your actions. At the end of the day, this is how I've always been. Right. If I, if I did something.

I need to be held accountable for my actions. I got to deal with the consequences of my actions. I can't look around and say, well, you made me do this, sorry. You were the cause of that. If I'm with you and I'm doing what he was doing, come on, man. That's a good point.

You have to be accountable for the actions. You got to be held accountable. All of that, all of that stuff sounds good. All of that, oh, well, they slept with my baby mom. And, you know, they tried to kidnap me. And they did X, Y, and Z. And you know, you know, it's no honor among these. That's what that's what they do in that world

In that world, wolves cannibalize themselves. Like, it is what it is. Like, you knew that. Like, that's not an out. Right. So if there's, not an out, if there's no honor amongst thieves, then why do we expect honor to this code of not snitching?

Like, why is that the rule above all rules, but there are no rules? The question should be, there are no rules, but the question should be, if there's no honor amongst thieves, then nobody in that world deserves to be honored. And you don't get, you don't get honored. You know what I'm saying? Because you weaseled your way out of a situation. And I honestly, I just don't respect nobody who doesn't learn from their past mistakes.

Like, I don't care how smart you come off. Smart people learn from their own mistakes. Wise people learn from the mistakes of others. I see a person that has done neither. I just don't think it's not. He hasn't learned. That's for sure. He hasn't learned.

He hasn't learned. But I think that it does resonate with me a little bit. Like if somebody fucks my baby mama and then like kidnaps me and like does some shit to my mom, I'm not going to assume that they're loyal to me. So if you break that loyalty, then don't assume that I'm going to be loyal to you. Your king, your king portrays the image of a gangster, right? Yes. So what should a gangster do if somebody fucks his baby mom? I would call the police if I was having been.

Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. This note, you're actually making a really good point. That's all I'm saying. You're a gangster. You handle that like a gangster. Go bust your gun, gangster.

You know what I see? Go bust your gun. They kidnap you. All right. Go bust your gun. Get back at your people. That's all I'm saying. If you're in that lifestyle, that's what you do.

See, I knew you were going to give good perspective. on this for me. So, so you were, you're upset that he was portraying himself in one way and using, no, I don't give a fuck about nothing that shit. I'm upset that he just have not learned his lesson. That's it. Like it's, it's like, you got to have some sense of humility. Because if you believe in God, if you believe in the universe, whatever you think, you know, got you out of this situation, whatever higher power got you out of that situation for you to come right back doing the same old shit. That's a slap in the face to the universe. That's a slap in the face to God. So if you're getting a second chance, I think that you should use your second chance for more

than just more trolling. It's whack. I guess what I'm saying is I never saw him as a gangster. And I never bought the idea that he was a gangster. What I always thought was funny about it was that he was clearly not a gangster, but he was basically checking these other dudes who have claimed to be gangster on their gangster, if you would. That's not checking. That's not checking. Or he was calling him out. I don't know what that.

Like in poker, the term is, in poker the term is check, right? Like, or call. I'm from the old school. Calling somebody out is not thumb-thugging.

Calling somebody out as being somebody face and having that same energy that we have never seen. Right. You know what I'm saying from that young man. I just think it's sad. I know it's going to end badly. It's like I told you all two years ago. And I really was hope,

I was really rooting for him to come home. and, you know, change his ways. Like, I don't know why you would come home and set yourself on fire. You should come home and lay low. Be cool, be calm. By the way, a year, if you come home, you'd be cool, you'd be calm a year from now.

People might forget about this shit. But you come home immediately, you come home immediately, and you taunting motherfuckers? Like, right out the gate, right? Who is he taunting? Was he taunting some of the people that... I'm going to tell you something.

jealousy and envy on top of people not liking you because they think you're an informant is a very, very, very, very, very volatile mix of ingredients that will not lead to anything good

happening to said young man. And once again, you know, the fact you had to you got to move twice in a few days, that's not what's up, man. Like that's, who wants to live like that? Like, I'm at the point in my life where peace of mind is the ultimate for me. I want to walk down the street and be able to mind my business. I can keep my head on a swivel,

you know, but that's just the way I am naturally because I'm a paranoid, anxious person. But I want to live, I want to have peace of mind. I don't want to be in a situation where I'm trapped in my own head all the time. I'm trapped in my own thoughts. I'm constantly questioning myself and my decisions. And the decision he made, he's going to be questioning for the rest of his life. And that's why he has to constantly explain. All I've seen in the past few days is him just constantly explaining why he did what he did and trying to make light of the situation. It's like, bro, you're that. You got aware of that. As Hove said, you'll always be in jail minus the fucking bars, bro. Like, you trap. You can't enjoy it under that. You can't enjoy your

life. How? How many people do you think rap fans really care about the street code? None of them. None of his fans. Majority of his fans, none of them. But that's not the point. You're going to have all of those numbers, all of that, all of those Instagram views and YouTube views and all that, but you're still going to be miserable on the inside. Well, we don't know that. Bro, did you see him? Did you watch? I saw the Clipson Shade Room. Right. Eyes were watering the whole time. He did look like he was going to cry. And he did. His hands were shaking. Eyes watering the whole time. What do you think I was about?

Voice cracking. Just like what I'm telling you all right now. He's in his head mentally. He knows he fucked up. He knows that shit was whack. He knows that shit wasn't honorable. He knows that shit wasn't a gangster. He knows nobody's going to ever really put their arm around him. He's actually shunned by a lot of people. That's not a good feeling.

Of course not. But if he was never a gangster to start and never really cared to be a gangster in the first place, do you think he cares for the validation of gangsters? Well, he's in his song talking about shooting up chicken spots. What? And that new record, he's talking about shooting up chicken spots. so he's still talking about tough guy shit.

Wait, you listen to the words of a Takashi 6-9 song? Well, actually somebody sent me that. Okay. Somebody told me. Somebody told me that. You know what I mean? But the point is, yes, he gives a fuck. What are you talking about?

He's a kid that needs this validation. Yes, of course. He's a young kid. It's their era. They like likes. They like retweets. They like comments. Why do you think he's under everybody's post?

Why you think he's always on Shai? room. He's right there watching all of this shit just like the rest of us. Yes, he gives a flying fuck. He cares tremendously. Outside of, let's say we're aliens and we're looking at this situation just as aliens, not people who have. I can't believe you got me to talk about this bullshit. I have not talked about this shit on Breakfast Club at all. Oh, really? I'm not, I don't, I don't, I don't feel, I'm not entertaining it. I'm really not. I'm not, I'm like, I don't, I think it's, I think it's sad. I really do. I'm not even lying to you. I think it's sad and you just see where this kid is going to end up and it's

just like God damn. Man, it's almost like being in quarantine. And that's what I mean by that. Like when you're in quarantine, eventually we get so mentally exhausted. Yeah. That we're willing to say, fuck it. And go back outside even if it's a threat. Right.

We over it. We like, man, fuck this shit. I can't sit in this house. I can't. Right. Can't do it. I got to go out. Even though it's a threat. That's how he's going. going to be. Can't hide forever. You're not going to want to stay in the house forever. He's a young

kid. You're not going to want to stay cooped up forever. It's not. He's absolutely not. And it's going to be one of them times when he decides to pop out. And it's going to be bad for him. You think people will be waiting for him. I think that we live in an era of cloud, cloudity clout chasing motherfuckers. And I think that somebody would do something just to, get a rep. They would do something just to get attention. You know what I? I saw, I saw academics, man, saluting my guy, act, and I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'd say, I'd post something, man, act posted a video of some rapper. I never heard of the young brother's name, but the young

brother said, man, don't go after him. Kill his mama. Kill his child. I'm like, y'all can't see this shit. Y'all, you know, it went too far. It went too far. year ago, two years ago, whatever it was, y'all don't see what the fuck y'all are doing again? Like, how are we making the same fucking mistake again? Right. Like, how? How was media making the same mistake? You know what I'm saying?

By fueling this shit. How are, how are the rappers making the same mistake by replying to this kid? Like, why is he making the same mistakes by coming out still on some like rah-rah shit? Like, why? bro, like why? Why is sad, man? It really is sad. I'm not going to lie to you. As far as media goes and as far as, like, us leaning into it, I don't think our behavior is any different than it has been for past rap beefs, right? Some rappers beef. We start getting into comments. We go, oh, Drake killed this guy or Meek got bodied or push the tea, killed Drake. Like, we go in, we lean in and Drake goes out in interviews and he's like, yo, it's going to be some violence if anything has. you know, if we see that guy and probably because we're leaning in and saying what a big deal it is.

So I don't know if our energy is really any different. Like I think we're looking at a lot of times rappers like their wrestlers when in reality, it ain't wrestling a lot of times. It's real. It's never been wrestling. And Park and Big should have showed you that. Right. When Park was, you know, telling people like, look, it's the media.

You all the ones fueling this shit. Y'all are the ones give us the platform for this shit. Y'all are the ones gassed this shit up, you know? Like, he was right. you know and don't get me wrong it's not it's not the media's fault because the media is not making any of those brothers do anything

those brothers are doing what they're doing and the media is reacting to it but it comes a point in time when somebody has to have some social responsibility and say you know what I don't want to be responsible for that shit you know what I mean I don't want to be responsible for that energy I'm not going to give that energy a platform

I'm not going to put any fuel on that fire I'm just not doing it So if I am, if I am having this conversation right now, I would just have this conversation saying that I recognize the role all of us play in this shit. And sometimes you got to save people from themselves. Clearly he don't know no better. Yeah. But I do.

But I do. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. No, it does make sense. Huh.

Yeah. I just, I guess I, you make an interesting point about the media that I never really thought about, like, and the responsibility of the media plays because, and you hear about this all time in politics, right? You hear about the responsibility of the media and politics and the politics and the media misleading people on both sides to the aisle, right? Yeah. I mean, he's going to get the attention because he clearly has people. I get, I guess, I guess what I'm saying is like, at what point of time do we start putting responsibility on the media for other things for sports for entertainment. Like so far it's just politics where the media gets smoked, but maybe we

should lean into the media when it comes to politics or when it comes to entertaining rap beefs and someone ends up getting killed. Like, you don't think there are magazines writing articles about pocket big. You don't think there are radio stations. Of course they were. So they're, they're feeding at fire too and they know exactly where it ends up. Of course they did. And that's why when you had people like see Dolores Tucker and whoever else was speaking out against gangster rap at the time, they were right. You know what I mean? They were saying that, yo, it's going to lead to a culture of misogynistic behavior. It's going to lead to a culture of violence.

You know what I mean? It's a bad influence. Yeah, they were right. But she never been in the club when that Ying Yang Twins comes on, bro. And that's a fact. She never been in the club. And that's a fact. And that's a fact.

You don't understand. You can't. You want to hear you. See the Lord's talking. You ain't out here in the streets. You don't know what goes down. When these records drop, you don't know what these records mean to us on a cultural level. That's it.

But as I. as I'm older, I told me understand where she was coming from. Oh, so you're changing your ways? I'm not changing my ways. Oh, yeah, I have changed my ways. I'm evolved. Of course, we all evolved.

All I'm simply saying is, when shit gets real, noted has gotten real. That's it. It's all entertainment until it's not entertainment no more. Yeah. It's really just that simple. It's all entertainment until it's not entertainment no more. It has not been

entertainment with that young man since he got shot at back in the day. It hasn't been entertainment since he got kidnapped. It hasn't been entertainment since the motherfucking feds came and picked up his whole operation. It hasn't been entertainment since he sat on that stand and told on every motherfucking body. To us, that shit is entertainment because we on the outside looking in. That shit really does look like a movie playing out.

Yes. And not to them motherfuckers that's locked up in jail. Not to him when he didn't know whether he was going to live or die when he got kidnapped. You understand what I'm saying? No, I have a question for you. Do you think because reality shows have gotten so dramatic and so real, right? You're literally seeing abortions happen on a reality show, fights. I don't think death has happened just yet, but like, it's getting close. It's getting, it's getting real,

if you will. Do you think because we see this in reality shows all the time, we're kind of desensitized to a trial like this? Like, this becomes just another reality show in our life? Yeah, I think reality show started it, and I think social media elevated it to another level just because, you know, see so much on social media. We're desensitized to so much shit. You know what I mean? And in a situation like that, it really does feel like we watched it play out on social media.

Like, that wasn't a TV play. That wasn't a podcast play. That wasn't a YouTube web show. That was some shit that we watched that young man, you know, show us the days of his lives every day for like a whole year. We knew the whole crew. We knew what he was doing, what he was about. everybody was intrigued.

The funny part is so many people called it and knew exactly where that behavior was going to lead. It led to what we thought it was going to lead to, which was jail. A lot of people said deaf as well. But it's not too late for that, especially when you don't learn your lesson. Especially when you don't learn the error in your ways.

And that's the part I wish somebody would get across to him. It's like, bro, you're, you're, I don't know if blessed is the right word, but you are. Like you, you skated out of a situation that could have been really, really, really bad for you. You took a lot of people down in the process, but you skated out of a situation that's really bad for you. Now you got a target on you. You got a target on your children. You got a target on your mom, your whole family.

And for what? Like, why come, you already had a target on them. Right. Why come home and set yourself on fire? Right. That's literally what you did. You shot a flare in the sky, but a goddamn bat signal up. And you motherfucking set yourself on fire and say, hey, hey, look at me for what?

Like, for what? Like, I don't know. This is a cool trial run for the rest of your life. Absolutely. You know what I'm saying? Retirement. Who's that? Yeah.

Oh, shit. I don't even know where I came from. Oh, shit. Whack's on. No, Taylor, you got to tell us when you're doing this shit because we got to be able to get them on. Okay. I don't know nothing. I don't even know what's going on.

I just hear y'all talking. What up, bro? What's the word, my brother? Man, blessings, man. Now, Wax, I've seen you. You were on a boat. You were fishing. Yes.

Yeah, man. chilling, enjoying life out here. That's why when you're talking about it's going to be hard to go back to the norm. Like, what the hell? I do this just for breakfast. I eat breakfast on a boat. Yeah, dog.

That was crazy. You know, that was crazy. When you just dipped your head into the water and came out with a fish, bro. That was one of the most amazing things I've ever seen, bro. Listen, you got to put peanut butter in your mouth. You put your head in the water.

You spit it out with a fish coming. You grab them shit. What? Listen, by the way, Wax is the only person in the world who would go quarantine in fucking Florida. If you're not from Florida, there's no reason to be in Florida right now. No, I listen, go to Sky Blue Reynolds.

I got a boat company out here. Man, I'm actually joining and actually making money at the same time. That's one of the good reasons why I'm out here. Is that why your head phones are blue? Yes. This is my Shorthy studio. You went to Florida and turn Crip? I ain't turned Crip. I ain't turned nothing but a boat guy. I love it, man.

It's amazing. I can't even believe it. And I built it with my hands. It's crazy. That's crazy. Somebody sent sent me a video this morning and they said, oh my God, waxes in love. He's on TikTok. And I said, you're a fucking liar. I got the video. And I said, and I said, oh, I've seen this video already. And they just put a bunch of laughing emojis.

And they was like, I can't believe he's really in love. Yeah, you know, it's a great thing, man. I can't believe it, man. You've been with me for how long, you know what time. You see the life that I used to live. And I say that how many stories that we had on brilliant idiots already, it's like it's crazy. I can't believe it.

Really in love. Bro, it's one day at a time. This thing actually really works. This is beautiful. I'm so happy. And you sound great. What do the women that you used to smash say to you? Like all the women that tried to lock you down?

I know you're getting some crazy messages. Ah, man, you know, man, just pray for me. You know what I'm saying? Just pray for me. But some of them be surprisingly, the ones that really I thought, like, we guys love me, they give him blessings. They was like, I know this is a man that you was. And if you can make this happy, I like to see you happy.

That's bullshit. Like people who genuinely love you, they'd be. like you know what they probably hurting inside you believe that of course I don't who believes one in they all full of shit wow most of them wow most of them full the shit y'all I don't know is men is our men holes say again no our men holes no dude I don't know what you talk about you're faithful men why are you know all this generalize yeah because I know I know because yeah see Taylor you can't talk to say listen she got say take that take that take that so that's that.

Taylor. Taylor. Taylor, you sound chubby, old show. Oh, no, no,

but for real, Taylor, Taylor, the way that we're recording this, whenever you talk, it goes to your screen, but nothing's on your screen.

So it's just a blank thing. So unless you're going to show them edges, all right? Maybe that's why it's a blank screen. Maybe it's them edges taking up the entire camera. That's why she don't want, she don't want people to see her. Is that what's going on?

I'm doing my hair right now. She's about to put up. She said she's doing her hair right now. Let me see. Let me see. Taylor is blank. It's not showing. Taylor,

you are fucking up this podcast in a way. And I don't even know what I was saying. What was I saying? I was saying if girls could call us holes, only way a guy could be a hoe if a lot of girls try to holl at them. Right. And these girls got boyfriends. So come on.

That's what I call them. I said they all live. Yo, have you smoked less weed, bro? I'm not. I'm out here blowing down, man. Because you seem way more, like, way more sharp. I mean, you seem to the boat. Listen, I'm on the boat right now.

Right now, I'm actually on the boat still. No, but you're like quick. Your brain is firing like everything. Usually you're in like a haze, right? And now you look like a, like a, it's like a sunny day, man. What's going on? Something's different, bro. God bless me.

Something's different. What do you think it is? Are you saying, are you saying Cesar has a Say what? Caesar has evolved. Caesar has evolved. I don't know what that is. Who is that?

Caesar. This is the third movie, baby. Caesar ready to take over. I don't know what that is. Watch it today. I'm going to text it to you. I'm going to text you the movie to watch the day. You'll get it.

So when you're proposing, when you're going to propose? I ain't going to lie to you. I mean, I don't know, again, I'm taking one day at a time. You know what I'm saying? We try in certain things out. Like what? Like, you know, getting a boat company together, getting certain things together to try to see if those things can work out. If I got to have a good partner first and then a relationship stuff comes with it.

I don't try to work on a relationship. I try to work on other things and relationships, things come with it. What makes you so happy about her? Like, I mean, what does she think you're so happy? We're on the same page. You know, a lot of times it's like I stopped dealing with other girls because they start liking me more than they like their company and their vision and the things that they're going after. She go hard for hers. You know what I'm saying?

I respect that. I fell in love with her the way she is, not a girl. You know what I'm saying? I feel of love like how she moved and how she handled her business and stuff like that. So basically you're saying this is the first woman you ever dated who had a job? No, not at all. Not at all. And the thing is, anybody else had jobs.

She don't got a job. So how is she going hard on hers if she don't got a job? It's her hustle. It's her hustle. She knows how to make things happen. You know what I'm saying? You've dated some hustlers before. Oh,

I know. I know. I know. I know me too. We got to go back. We got to go back. We got to go back. Go ahead.

You said you fell in love with her and her hustle. Yes. Right. Other things, too. Other things too. How she takes care of me. She hold me down. Of course.

And I'm not going to say that other girls have him hold me down. I'm not going to say I have him. other hustlers. But I had so many other girls because one was a hustler. One wash clothes better. One fed me better. One, I could talk to a go to the hood. Other than I go to church and go see my mama. I had like 20 different girls that make equal to this one. Right. You're making excuses. You love her. We said that already. What are you trying to say? Do you love her. He lining me up. He lining me up. I want to know what you got. You already said TikTok first. You lined me up. Andrew, what's going on? Nothing. You love her. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm happy that you in love.

I love it. It don't have nothing to do it. None of that shit. When you got the one, you just know she the one. It just is what it is. And I love your, you love your girl, right?

I love my girl, but I've never experienced such a transition as we're experiencing right now. Wax is speaking in complete sentences for the first time in my entire relationship with him as a friend.

Caesar, baby. Dude, something's going on. I'm chilling. Something is going on right now. I need to know what it is. I need to know what this girl is doing to truly. make you the man you could have always been.

I was always the guy. I always, you know, did certain things, but I always been behind the scenes and out the way. I've been had a lot of things going on always. I just stayed out the way. I never try to exploit myself or anything like that. By the fall, he'll be speaking Spanish. English now.

I do no Spanish right now. I know some Spanish. Oh, give us some Spanish. Dominican. Dominican. Come west us. Okay.

I even got a, I even got a Spanish song. Okay, go. I made up. Go. What is it, damn that nigga dig big as hell? No, what the hell wrong with you? Hey, Alex, how do you say damn that nigga? Hey, don't even play around with this.

Who's on drugs? What's the Spanish song you got? Let me hear it. Much de amo, de amo, so when you say mucho di Amo, that's this shit, listen, listen. When you say Buccio de Amo, that really means much love. Your son, stop it. But it's like love much.

So when I say it, so when I say Buccio de Amo, somebody in Samu, it's automatically going to say, de Amo Muccio. You know what I'm saying? All right you're going to say it. Black women. Black women, I know why y'all hate us niggins sometimes. This guy has been with so many black women in his whole life

and was acting like he didn't even understand y'all. Look in y'all in the eye and saying, I don't know nothing. Now my Dominican sister got him singing, singing about being in love. Mucho de Niro. Much of de Jano. Much of love. Love me much.

It's so crazy. Dea, much. Dude, wax. I've never seen it. Charlamagne, is this new to you? I haven't seen it either. I'm telling you, this is, this is random. So your entire relationship with, your entire friendship with Wax, you've never seen him be this hyper, be this, like, present.

Only two other girls. Come on, but, but, but he never would commit to either one. He would never be like, he would never be like, I want to be with her. He would be like, nah, I can't be with her because of this reason. And the other one, the other one, the other one he just shitting on because she was white and he just didn't understand that. Man, why you doing this, man? I guess, because I guess, like, the first girl I knew he loved was black. The second one was white.

So I guess he found him a nice contrast. He got that middle ground, bro. Nice little brown, you know what I'm saying? I ain't think of that. That's kind of smart. Nice Puerto Rico. You know what I'm saying? Nice, nice Afro Latino.

Lino. Lice of Tostonis. I know how to say Tostonis. You just said it. We know you know. You just said. You know, say, say toast on us. Tostan ass.

What is that? What's that mean? It's, uh, it's like a big ass fucking banana that you, like cut in half and then you like put like, it's like bread. Plant tans. Damn. So you'd be like, damn, that niggottes is big as hell. Damn.

Tad Tad Tad is big as hell. Now what you say? I ain't got nothing to do with this song. He's up this. I'm telling you. He's boiling. I, no, no. No, I'm happy.

I'm happy. I knew shit had changed when we double dated. When we double dated, I was like, wow. You guys double dated? Where'd you guys go? We went to horrible decisions. Live show. Okay.

That was a month ago before Corona, of course. It was cool, man. I mean, I think I liked her because we was friends first. It was more of not even trying to do this. Like, we still not trying to, like, she's cool. I want to see her. I like the way she do business. I can sit down and talk to.

her about a business and how to make it grow and we like I think it's like that's going to work and things is working can you why can you uh introduce her to us can we see is she around we just did a podcast together i was on a podcast this week well i mean to the i mean to the brilliant idiots listeners not me personally can we come there baby um yeah she's cool you know she knows she going to be on camera she probably don't know you want to be on camera baby you want to be on camera real quick, you want to be, you want to introduce to the brain idiots. Quarantine life. Say hi real quick.

Say hi real quick. Just say hi, baby. Hey! Dave Chappelle Comedy Special, 846. I wouldn't call it a comedy special. And the reason I wouldn't call it a comedy special is because I don't think Dave was trying to be funny. Right.

I think that Dave wanted to vent. I think that Dave had some things that he wanted to get off his chest. He's not a social media user, so he's not on his. Instagram Live. Right. He's not a huge interview guy. Like he'll do interviews, but he doesn't do him all the time. So he wasn't promoting anything.

So he wasn't sitting down with anybody to have an interview. Right. He's not a podcast host. So he doesn't have a podcast. I think that Dave Chappelle wanted to get some shit off his chest. And he went to his platform. And his platform is that motherfucking stage. Yep.

And his backyard. I'm assuming that was in Ohio, right? I believe so. Yeah. Yeah. So he was home in his backyard. And he gathered some. of his people around and he had a nice social distance show. And I think he wanted to get some shit

off his chest for 27 minutes. I didn't, I, that's, that's how I looked at it. You know what I mean? I'm not, I'm not, I wasn't sitting back like, oh, my God, that was brilliant because I know I've seen Dave Chappelle be brilliant. You know what I mean? But I think that the whole context of what he presented to people, I thought that was brilliant. You know what I mean? Because I think it's dope not to run to go do an interview. I think it's dope not to run to go do a podcast. I think it's dope not to get on Instagram and rant. I like the fact that he used his stage. I'm a radio personality. If I got something I really want to get off my chest, I'm on that radio every day. If I'm a comedian and I got some shit, I want to get off my chest, even if it's

not jokes, even if it's not funny, I'm going to get on that stage because you know why? That's what gives it the most impact. I don't think a Dave Chappelle interview. I don't think a Dave Chappelle appearance on a podcast would have had the same impact as it being packaged as a Dave Chappelle comedy special. And I would have, I would have, I would have called it a Dave Chappelle verbal scream of consciousness. Word to Kanye West. I would have called it a Dave Chappelle. That's what I call it. A Dave Chappelle verbal scream of consciousness. That's what that was to me. That's, that's a really interesting way to look at it because, uh, in terms of impact. Because,

you know, millions of people saw it online and maybe they wouldn't have seen it if it was an interview with the breakfast club or if it was an interview with you directly or if it was in an interview with Rogan. Maybe it would have got a lot of views, but maybe not 20 million or whatever it did or 14, 15 million, etc.

And we were talking on the phone about this I think it was a few days ago because it's not a special. So you can't judge it as a special. People going, yo, it's not funny. It wasn't supposed to be funny. This is the most prolific comedian of alive today, in my opinion,

he's the greatest comedian alive. Simple as that. If you thought that this was his attempt to be funny, you're wrong. He knows how to be funny. He meant to deliver this. That being said, I know how prolific Dave Chappelle is.

I know how brilliant he is. I don't think he even needs to make you laugh. He's so fucking smart and so genius in the way that he synthesized information and crunches into these digestible, morsels in a way that you never thought about before. He's literally a genius. I didn't think that there was anything he said that there was that profound in it.

I'll be honest. I didn't think he was offering new perspective. Like when I watched it, I wasn't blown away with the thinking based on a Dave Chappelle expectation. Like to me, when I hear Dave Chappelle talk, I'm like, I'm about to hear some of the most brilliant shit I could have never thought of because that's how genius he is. And then everything he said pretty much, maybe outside of like the Chris Dorn. connection. Everything he said, I think that we've heard a lot of people say. And that's okay, too.

He's allowed to share those feelings and we're allowed to be excited by our hero expressing the same feelings we have. That's totally fine. But when I saw people exalting and going, this was the most genius thing I've ever seen. I was like, have you not seen Dave Chappelle? Because if you've seen Dave Chappelle and you're familiar with his work, you don't think that this is close to as profound as other things he said. I agree. I think there is something to being able, how to capture how people feel. Yep. You know what I mean?

I think that's what artists do with music sometimes, right? Like sometimes a record comes out in a moment. And he's like, damn, you know, he captured or she captured exactly how I felt. I think Dave's, the fact that we know Dave is so prolific, the fact that we know Dave can craft some of the, you know, most amazing, you know, thoughts in the world, I think the fact that he was up there so unrefined, the fact that he was so emotional,

the fact that he didn't really have the answers, that he didn't have things figured out, that he did seem like it was a state of confusion. I think he captured how people felt. I think that's how a lot of people feel right now. I really do. I think, and I think it's, it's almost like, it makes you feel better when you see somebody

who has it all figured out, not having it figured out. It gives you more space to be like, yeah I am fucking confused I give you more space yeah yeah I am fucking angry you know what I'm saying it gives you the license

to be that even more I think so that's a great way of looking at it it's like with especially music because sometimes there's a song that don't have the best lyrics yeah that don't have it doesn't even have

the best beat it doesn't even have the best production but it captures how the fuck you feel yeah yeah and by the way we in an era right now where we're stripping everything down to the basics. There is no more, there is nothing refined about this moment.

Interesting. There's nothing refined about this moment. So to see him up there with his notepad and just, just going. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, Dave. I mean, honestly, I wasn't,

I was highly entertained. You know what I mean? I watched it once. I'm going to watch it again. But I was, I was, when I saw it, I was like, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like he captured a,

the way I felt about a lot of things, you know. I mean, because, like, we've had those conversations. I had that, that shit about Don Lemon or even talking about LeBron over-exceeding expectations. Like, those are conversations that we were having here. Right. Yeah. I was shocked.

I was shocked at him coming at Candace Owens. The only reason I was shocked is because that's a real, that's a real moon, barks back at the dog moment. And I'm not calling Candace a dog at all. I'm just saying that there's an analogy. Yeah. That talks about the moon and the dog. And it says when the dog walks at the moon, it's nothing.

But when a moon balks back at the dog, it's news. Yep. And so Dave Chappelle, first of all, Candace owns is unstoppable. Unstoppable. And the reason I know she's unstoppable is because of the way she responded to what Dave Chappelle said. I have him.

She said to Dave Chappelle, you insert the clip, the Dave clip. Candace said in a tweet, to every Democrat tweeting me to clip with Dave Chappelle insulting me. I'm not a leftist. I have a sense of humor. And I think comedians should make fun of people.

Dave Chappelle is one of the greatest comedians of all time. And I made it on and I made it into one of his specials. That's power. She's absolutely fucking right. And then the next one, the follow up was even crazier. I don't have that one. She says, say it to my face. She says, say that shit to my face, though.

With a laugh. With a laugh, yeah. And I don't know why I wrote about this in my book, shook on anxiety playing tricks on me. Learn from me, right? Because I told y'all back in the day when I tweeted that stupid-ass tweet, when I was like, you know, who are the woke women of color that we can empower and make a voice like Tommy, Noren, right? When I said that dumb shit, right?

Stupid, stupid, dumb of me to say, right? Because what I should have said is, who are the women? left Tommy out of it. Who are the women in this space that we can empower? Because all I was simply saying was, we empower people with our hate. We get online and we talk about how much we don't like these people. And then the people that like them come on defending these folks. And next thing, you know, you got this perfect storm of just whoever that person is. And you think you're hurting them, but you're not. So when you're somebody like Candace Owens, who's like a goddamn She's like black, they got the black panther suit on.

Yeah. Or you hit her. She absorbs the energy and she gets stronger and stronger. Dave made her so fucking strong. Can't stop her, bro. Not only way. Not only way. Yeah.

Go, go, go. No, the only way you can stop a Candace Owens is to ignore her. Yes. Yes. But guess what? She's too good for you to ignore. Yeah. She knows that.

antagonize, bro. She knows how to antagonize you. She knows how to agitate you. She knows what to say to get you going. Yeah. What's that shit? What will Ferrell say? I don't know what it is,

but it gets the people going. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's, you know, she, she has that thing. Yeah. And guess what? She puts it out there and y'all keep giving it back to her. And Dave, Dave, they've immortalized her.

Yeah, it's, yeah. It did. It did. Yeah. Yeah. You would like to see Dave because Dave has the intellect to chop her down. So you would like to see him chop her down. And then he just went with like a kind of easy joke about the pussy stinking. Yeah. And yeah. I know the thing with Candice is really interesting is because she doesn't have to be worried about being canceled because the side that's canceling her is not the side that pays her. you only got to be worried about being canceled by the people who pay you you know what I mean the side that's trying to cancel her is doing nothing but promoting her right marketing her so they get she's getting more money from the other side yes man and everybody loves a bad guy so it's just like yo people root for the villain so she's embraced that role she's a villain the one side a hero to

the other well she plays a really interesting part in the ecosystem because she plays She is a character that's been exalted by the right to remove white people any, remove any of white people's guilt or responsibility for what's happened to black people in black America. Yeah, absolutely. That's her goal and that's her position. She might truly believe the things that she says, but the people that pay her are using her like a toy. So they're like, hey, white people don't want to feel bad about the black plate in America.

So go, we're going to give you some facts and you're going to take these facts and you're going to going to go tell black America and white America that this is the real reason why black people are going through this, right? And the reason it's so effective is because the white people on the right that don't want to feel guilty go, oh, few, it's not my fault. And then the white people on the left can't call her out for her privilege because she's of minority status too. So the white people have to listen to her or else they're silencing a black woman. So the white people on the left got to take her for her word, not her identity. If I said any of the shit to Candace said, they'd be like, shut up, you're a white male.

You don't know shit. But since she's a black woman, they got to sit there patiently and listen. And then if these people on the left are not disciplining their arguments, she'll eat them to fuck up. And that's the thing, right? What you said about Dave Chappelle, you know, like, Dave Chappelle's an intellect. You know, he's articulate. Like, he could break the Candace Owens thing down in a much more, like, scientific way, right?

Yeah. When you hit her with the state pussy thing, her audience is like, that's the best you got for Candace? Yep. Because even if you don't agree with the things that she's saying, which, you know, like if you don't agree with the things that she's saying,

you can't deny that she still has a something, she's some thought behind it. She's giving it some thought. Whether her facts are wrong, whether she's dead wrong, she's giving some, she's given some thought to it, and she's able to articulate it in an intellectual,

sounding way. Republicans and right-wing people will always have more sound arguments because they're arguing in a lot of times against progress. Okay. So they'll always have more sound arguments because the thing they're arguing is harder. If you're saying affirmative action shouldn't happen, right? You better have some good fucking arguments as to why it shouldn't happen. I think, I think, I think that Do you understand what I'm saying? Whereas the left. It's facts versus feeling sometimes.

Exactly. Yep. Yeah, go go. If I'm a black person in America. Yeah. If you're a white privileged person, you would never know how I feel. If you're a gay person,

if you're a gay person that's ever been oppressed, marginalized woman, gay, black, I don't care how many facts you as a white privileged man, spit at me. You can't tell me how to fuck I feel because whether it statistically or just my everyday life, I know what it is I go through.

But here's a thing. What they do is they get someone that looks just like you to tell you how you feel and your feelings are wrong. Exactly. And that's why they got that the black sheriff from Wisconsin, wherever he's from. Yeah. I forget. David something. David Clark. So they'll get some guy that looks like you to tell you you're wrong. Right. And the devil. You don't fuck with the right no more. Say again? You don't really fuck with the right no more. Look, I don't know where he is. But I understand. And again, I'm not saying these people are lying or insincere or inauthentic. What I'm saying is the people that promote them have a reason for promoting them. Let's talk about Jada Pinkett Smith getting cracked open and clean the fuck out by August Alcena.

No. You don't think that. You don't think she's getting her whole shit split and cleaned it with the Swiffer wet jet. You don't think Alcina's going in there just scooping. that whole thing out? I don't think. He just have, no, he's a big. He got a big, what?

Oh, word. He got big what? Big dick. I didn't even have no much confidence when he said that. Mark's not the only one gagging on things right now. Is that you trying to tell us? Yo, real talk. If you think about, though, too, think about, like, when Will Smith came to the breakfast

club, he said that he was jealous off of Tupac. Now he got to be jealous off of Tupac and. August Alcina. Yeah. Damn. I thought Will wasn't threatened. That's why he gave his blessing because he's like, you've already been cracked open by and I handled that.

So like, whatever. Yo, so the rumor about the Smith family has always been that they have a different type of relationship, right? Some people said they were swinging. Back in day, I remember when we were a little bit younger, there was all these rumors that that Will was gay. You remember that shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Every famous black dude got to go through that for whatever reason. The second you get famous, you become, there's gay rumors. Is that true, Taylor? Still waiting on mine. Yo, Al, you're not there yet. Second, you get that blue check, though, bro. He's like actors, right? Like you get that blue check, you better be careful, bro.

Do you think one, they have an open relationship? 100%. Yes. Yeah. Apparently Tisha Campbell tweeted some shit after, like the truth always comes out. And what are the rumors about Dwayne Martin and Will Smith? Is that there? Is that their day?

What, what, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on now. Hold on now. Okay. I came across. I came across. I came across. He directed a show that Dway Martin was. Yeah.

Based on his life. Yeah. Which is like you're divorced, but you're still best friend. Who's Dewey and Martin? Above the rim. Yeah. You seen above the rim? Yeah.

The main character. I forget his name in the movie, but the fucking... Yeah, he's nice. Yeah, yeah. All right. So the rumor is that he might, you know, switch sides, do some wild shit. I think they got... I'll say this.

I have no fucking clue. Well, did y'all see that clip? What? In Red Table Talk, they brought it back up. Uh-oh. When Jada was like, you could be on that side of the house with somebody. Yeah. And Wilson was just like, like, chill, chill, chill, chill, wait a minute.

What are you talking about? Get that clip. I saw that whole red table talk because I'm gay. And I do not remember Will having a reaction to that. But I do remember. I do remember. At the end, they were like addressing some of the rumors. And then Jada was like, we're not swingers.

We've never been swingers. And in my mind, I was like, is that a very specific term that's different than open relationship? Well, I'm curious. What I'm curious about is this. I mean, they say their lifetime partners too. I look. I love that. I love the idea that like, okay, so there's two things.

going on here, right? I love the idea that there could be like a husband and wife and they've realized they've fell out of lust, if you will, but they just love being friends so much and they want to be there for their kids. They just love that relationship that they have. They love the life that they have. They just aren't jealous at like romantic connections with other people because they don't have that romantic connection anymore. I'm cool with that. Here's the curiosity. They built a brand about being open about who they are and like well. welcoming people in and red table talk is like, yo, we're going to have these real discussions. That's, and we're going to talk about real emotions and like what it's really like being mother,

daughter, and this type of family and the insecurities we have, et cetera. If it turns out, you're not being open on red table talk. Go to a different table. Does it, does it take away from the authenticity a little bit? I thought it was weird that you don't, like, that's a, that's a massive red table talk episode. Like, you're talking about a billion views. All the views. Oh, my views.

corn, yo. Like, let's go. If Will Smith comes on there and tells me that he was getting cracked out, that's crazy. I would feel a lot less insecure about who I am. No, but for real, would that change the way that you think about that family? Not necessarily. Would you feel lied to, Al? No, I always looked at Will as a little, you know, both ways.

No, no way. Why. I never saw that. Yeah. Based on what? I mean, he just, I don't know, sometimes dudes got that. They got a low. You have a strong radar?

Yeah, I think so. But Al's crazy. Al thinks he could see if you have AIDS. I can't. I thought you were just saying that. I swear to God. Al really thinks he can see it. I could see it.

Bullshit. I mean, that's an idiotic thing to say. Based on what? Yeah. Who in this room has? You sound like that. Try to guess. Nah, it's something like they skin be all fucked up and shit like that.

They have characteristics. Like, there's actual symptoms for people who have HIV and, like, skin symptoms and shit like that. And you think those symptoms always show and you can always spot it. I mean, not always, but I think my rate is good. I think I can spot it. This motherfucker is the biggest liar, brother. So you think you can do heart surgery.

Shut the fuck up. Well, I can. Exactly. You can't see I can. All right. Because we haven't tried it. And you can't let me try because they all pussy. And you say I can't spy AIDS.

No one admits to have it. It's the way. That's a valid ass point. It's the way that he says he can figure it out. We were once in Starbucks and his guy walks by and he goes, yo, yo, he got it. I go, what? He go, he got it. I go, how do you know he got it?

He goes, the walk. How you walk with AIDS, bro? I don't remember that one, but I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. He sounds like what. He sounds like why. Maybe that's it. Maybe a little bit too much time.

And I'm going to propose to my girl tonight. Yes, he is. It's going down. And yeah, it almost didn't go down because we got into a little fight this morning. Shaw was breaking down how, like, basically what happens is when you are going to propose, or when you got a nice surprise. This is why surprises suck. I know what I got for you.

It's more than a surprise, though. But this is more than a life changing. You're hanging your jersey up in the raft is all the ghost. the pussy pass are behind you. You know what I'm saying? Like you are moving forward with this one person and you are committing to them for the rest of your life. That is huge.

That's huge. And I know that. Yes. But she doesn't know that. And that's not her fault. Yes. But she is operating with me as if... Like, you're regular.

I'm regular. Listen, I'm about to take... I'm a regular. You're about to take this to a whole other level. You're just not boyfriend no more. I'm not boyfriend no more. I'm not boyfriend. to do something this morning.

Yeah. It should get done. If I want some cereal, make me some cereal. Some cereal, bro. No, I got to go work out. You got to go work out. You're going to fuck around and not get proposed to. She asked me to walk the dog this morning.

I'm like, on the day, I'm a proposed to you. Did you ask me to do something? What time was it? It was 7 o'clock in the morning. Whoa! Hey, would you walk the dog? Hell no. I almost threw the ring right out the window.

Now, now, now, now, now, now, um, you better go get that ring with the dog. You're about to walk the dog is because Mephamman says and all I need, I'm going to walk these dogs so we can live in a fat-ass crib with thousands of kids. So I would have took that as a sign. Like, oh, she wants me to walk the dog this morning. All right, I'm going to walk the dog.

But if I don't want to walk the dog, I don't want no back talk. And I have every right to not want no back talk. Because in my head, I know how much money this fucking ring costs. But she doesn't know. Yes, it's a problem. That's right. It's a problem. That's right.

How much ring costs? It's a decent amount. You know what I mean? How much? I can't tell you. How many stroke stimulus checks? How many? Oh, it's a lot of stimulus checks.

Heavily stimulated. Way too much. I can't put a target on my girl's back, though. Do you know what I mean? Put a target on her back. She's walking around with jewelry like that. Isn't it short? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. That shit pissed me off too. What? When do you buy it? I've been trying to get it over the last few months because you've got to pick out, you know, you got to go and look at. stones and everything like that. It's a whole big ordeal. You know, you get the ring. You know

what you're going to do for this person because you love them so much. But at the same time, you know what it is? After the ring, I'm going to get the treatment that I wanted the second I bought it. Does that make sense? Yes. Shouts, you're proposing to her. And your mind as a man, you're saying to her, first of all, nobody else has proposed to you. I'm not saying you're not proposed worthy. I'm just saying nobody else has. So I need a little bit more respect. You don't know that for a fact. I'm pretty certain of it, but I don't know that for a thing. You should ask. You should ask. I don't want to know that. Yeah, because if she said no, there's no guarantee she might tell you yes. Charlotte, why would you do this? Charlie, Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte, why would you,

you know, let me tell you. Yeah, let me tell you. Why do I put myself through this every week? No, I'm just saying. Why do this to myself for five years? We're recording. We're recording. Charlie the only person. Chaleman, the only motherfucking person where you go, you go, yo, I'm a pro-the-prose to my girl today. And he'll go, what do you think she's saying? What do you think the outcome of this evening will be?

I'm just saying. She might have told you to walk the dogs and she can make a call to her other bay real quick. Ah, right. Why are you trying to? Why are you trying to? No, this is great. Listen, I just, I would like,

wouldn't you want to talk about it? want to know. I hate them. Before you get down on your need to propose, when do you want to make sure? I hate them. I know you were with your girl

14 years before you fucking proposed. I wasn't sure. But some of us could be certain quicker. Wait, today is a special day though? Say what? Are you doing it? See, this is the thing,

Taylor, and this is the thing, the energy I'm around is Charles oozing into you. It's a special day. It's special because I'm proposing. They don't got to be no more special than that. It's Wednesday.

But the fact that you put that out there makes me feel like I should have picked a better motherfucking day to do it. No, today is a good day. You're going to ruin it for this, girl. Now, I should have never brought this up in this podcast. It's now a good time.

I'm doing it close to your birthday. Listen, is now a good time to bring up today? Hey, today. I'm going to walk out on my relationship. I'm going to walk out on this podcast. Everything's done. I'm leaving. Now, I will say.

Don't start with your handle. No, I'm just saying. Don't start with your hand up. The second, this happened, if I see this part of your palm, Some horrible shit is coming next. All I'm saying, today is Kim Kardashian's birthday as well as Amber Rose. Whenever Charlemagne looks like the white guy that won money off Jordan in the locker room, whenever Charlamagne got this pose going on,

there's some horrible shit about to come out of his mouth. All I'm saying is Amber. Last podcast, I was like, I missed the old Charlemagne. I don't. I don't. I miss the new one, hugging trees, giving inspirational advice. wife's not trying to break up weddings before they fucking happen. No, no, no, no.

I'm just saying Amber and Kim have been through some relationships. Ken's been married three times. I feel hot. Amber. I feel hot in temperature. I feel hot in temperature and I don't like it. I don't like the temperature that I'm feeling right now. Do you have anything planned?

What's the plan? I don't really turn it on the AC. I don't really go for it. What's the plan for the night, though? How are you going to do it? I'm not going to tell you all nothing more. Come on. No, more information I give you all the worse, I feel about it.

No, no, no, no. I might not even do it. We don't know what's going to happen. You'll see on Instagram tomorrow. Just make sure you're down on one knee. Say again? Make sure you're down on one knee. How was the day to do it?

I thought she got to get on one knee. She's getting a gift. Yo, the ring I got or she got to bend down on one knee. She should fall to her. That's the thing. It should hit her so hard. Then when you pull the ring out, she's like, boom. Then I stand up.

Boom. Boom. You do. I go. You do. You do. Let me answer this for you. You do.

Now, our proposal. Listen, proposals are dope. I love it. How'd you do it? No, I'm glad you asked. Well. I hate him. I hate him.

I hate him. We were in Anguilla, a beautiful island that I love in the Caribbean. and I had dinner on the beach. So I had the, because, you know, we were staying at this resort. It's the four seasons now. Back then it was the vice roy. And so we had this special dinner on the beach. So everything was set up, the candles and everything.

And, you know, we were just talking. And like you said, we've been together for so long. I think he was together like 14 years up to that point. We've been together 22 now. So I'm talking to her and I'm like, you know, talking to her about, you know, marriage, you know. And I was like, I just want to do it right. I said, yo, if I was the proposal. do you, I would want to do it here.

You know what I'm saying? On, on like a beautiful island like this, and we'd be doing something like this sitting down, you know, having dinner and then, you know, and then wax came out of nowhere with the rent? Nah, and then I was like, and then I was like, I would get up, you know what I mean, like this? And then I would get down on my knees, and she's

looking, and then I pulled the ring out, and she just burst into tears. Yo! She never got madgy from not proposing earlier? God damn. Why didn't you go in a moment like that? That was a beautiful moment. We were feeling good.

Oh, it hurts now. Oh, now you feel good. Do it, Charler. I mean, just, God damn. We can't even let the shot go in. No, we can't. Good job, Taylor. I don't know why I got his back for a second.

Good job, Taylor. Taylor just coming out. The most disrespectful woman in the girl is the black woman. Yeah, say that. Can you try to say to the mad disrespectful right now? Yeah. Taylor come in hacking right after I just hit a game winner. Yeah.

Like, God. Damn. You know, you asked the right question. She never got upset, Sean, I'm up, 14 years. Yeah, I'm sure she was upset. I mean, like, I'm positive she was upset. You know what I'm saying? Every time you bring Van to Anguilla, she's like, fucking ain't going to happen this year.

Why the homies always got to come? I guess I'm talking about. I proposed the first time we ever went to Anguil. Oh. I wasn't sure if I was going to have to make it back. I didn't know. Wait, why wouldn't you make that? I mean, I just didn't know the funds were different back then.

You know what I'm saying? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I just didn't know. I was like 2013. You know what I mean? That was my first time in Anguola. So I just didn't know.

So I was like, you know what? If I'm going to do it, let me do it right now. But, you know, thanks be to God. I've been going back to Anguilla quite frequently. That's far. Ever since. But no, proposals are dope. All guys are they, you should really think your proposal's through.

It's not, don't be like Martin. When Martin was like, okay, Gina, I'll marry you. You know what I mean? Like, you really got to put thought into it and do it right. if you really believe she's the one. Yeah. If she's not the one, you don't even worry about it.

You don't even have to propose. But a trash proposal could work, too. Like, my dad did a trash proposal. That was the 30s, though. I'm serious. Well, yeah, it was no seriously. What year was that? That was a long time.

It's my dad. It's just my... It's not my great-great-granddad. It's my dad, Sean. They can't be in the 30s. If they got married in the 30s, They'd have to wait 40 years before I had that me. Oh, so at the 50s.

Charlemagne. I'm serious. When was it? I'm not saying math is your strong suit, Charlemagne. But it was the 80s, bro. It was the 80s? Yeah. Oh, okay.

Even then, that's not trash. But literally he had no ring, nothing. He was just in a taxi cab there going to Chinese food. And he was like, yo, you want to get married or whatever? Maybe we should get married. Shout out to New York. That is the most. New York is the next.

Yo, let's go. You're in a fucking taxi. You're born in your Chinese food. You know the most New York way to propose, though, is you take the Tim off before you get down in one knee so you don't crease it. That would be the most New York way. Wax is going to do? You think so?

Yo, shouts to wax. He'll up, Wax. I would love that. You're in the backseat of a cab. Like, yo, let's get married. You should marry me. Yo, you should marry me. You should marry me.

Yo, what you're doing forever? Yeah, what you're doing? The last fire right there. That's fine. You got to use that. Shultz. Yo, what's you doing forever? What you're doing forever?

What you're doing forever? Shultz. That's a bar. You got to use that tonight, Shultz. I'm back, baby. I need to hit his proposal set. I know you got a set, bro. Give me the set, man. I know you got a set.

Hey, babe, turn your phone. I got something. Yo, that would be dope too, too, though. Yeah, what did you think of this new sketch we did? Turn your phone. I got something to say. Ooh. No.

No. Why not? Use your word. Yeah, what did I say before? God, you talked to him like he's six. Use your words. Use your words. Jesus Christ.

Disrespected man is the white man being spoken to by black woman. That might be shirple. Hey, did I get something else? That might be the most disrespectful. That might be the most disrespectful. I like that, though. I really do like that. Would you, what you're doing forever?

Ooh. Hold, let me right now. That's all don't forget. Let me write that down to the kid. Don't forget it. No, that's rom-com status. I like that. So we'll find out what happens next week.

Shit, why she say no, I come here, dejected like a motherfucker, bro. Why would you even put that in my head? You really think that they're going to reject? I usually girls not know. You got to be careful with Taylor. It's the kid, yo. It's the kid. You got to be careful with Taylor.

It's the kid. That's true. But you got to be careful with Taylor. Taylor can dive in the hated territory. Excuse me? She don't even mean to. What are you talking about? What am I hating about?

Not being engaged. Not being engaged. Not being proposed to? Why would I be proposed to? So you don't want the guy you would to propose to you? Maybe one day. But I don't honestly. Speak it to the universe, Taylor.

Yes or no. Me and him had to talk about it, but I'm not going to discuss it with y'all right now. What do you say? I'm not going to discuss it with y'all. What do you say? What do you say? No, we just had a conversation about marriage. That's it.

He was asking you or you was asking him? No, we just had a conversation about marriage. And that's all. I'm going to leave it too. What was the conversation? Like, yo, we should never get married. What's the thing? What you doing?

What you're doing for the rest of the year? That's it? All right, guys. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.

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