The Brilliant Idiots - Best Of 2019

Episode Date: January 2, 2020

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You wish that people Would talk about Lyme's disease Yes Chris you can be that person Yeah but I see a lot of people in the comments You know like someone was like Chris Chris's Limes must have gone to stage three With this bullshit with the

Oh Chris you're fake in your Lyme disease Let's be honest That's the whole fucking hustle I really think Chris got Lyme disease I really wish that was the case I would happily come out And admit it was all the fucking Genius

Why would you lie about that? He got alive, bro. You can't fire someone. You can't fire someone who got Lyme's disease, Charlotte? That's a lawsuit. Why are we going to fire this guy? He got Lyme disease. Easily.

I don't know nothing about it. So I don't know how bad it is. Just like Hong Kong in China. I give a, I don't know anything about it. I don't know anything about it. We'll educate you. Now, if you hit me with some of the stuff I know, I feel bad for him. You might have sickle cell, Chris.

You like Lyme disease. Get him a corona with that. All right. Yes, I will take my corona with a little side of lime disease. Yo, real talk, Chris. Can you just. put your pinky in our coronas and all of a sudden it takes better. That's why we keep you around.

Put that little pinky and give us a flavor and we get to drink that shift. It's like lemon and Chris soda. You know what I'm saying? Instead of lemon lime. I know. Who's lemon lime, sprite? Yo, you have a sprite. Ooh, you have a sprite.

Oh, you have a sprite, Chris. It's actually plural limes. It's limes? Oh, limes. You got more than one. Yeah. I think. I might have that reverse.

Get them to coronas. You don't got limesis. That's in your head. Really? Yes. Okay. Dude, think about it.

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know anybody else with it. I googled it and your picture came up. I'm serious. How rare is it? It is a rare. It's pretty rare, dog. For real?

You got a rare disease, Chris. Yeah, it's fairly rare. Is it contagious? No, it's not contagious. Unfortunately, it's becoming more widespread. as more ticks spread throughout the East Coast. Oh, screw ticks.

Be careful out there, people. I grew up around ticks, bro. And he doesn't have any lines disease. I used to pull them off dogs, bro. Yeah, it's basically... I never knew a dog with Lyme's disease. Yeah, there are a lot of dogs in New York City with Lyme's disease.

In fact, the only approved vaccination against Lyme's diseases for dogs. Why didn't they use that for humans, too? They started it, and then a couple of people got cancer. It was controversial, and they shut down the vaccine, and now people are pushing for them. bring it back, actually. Yeah, because you can cure cancer.

You can't cure limes. Well, if you get it early enough, you can. But it's too late for you? I can send some six over to your house. You can, you can test me out. I'm not with you. I'm not with you. Chris, fire island where I caught that.

I know. Careful out there. Yeah. Your soliloquy was trash just now. Like, I don't, I don't feel a case for Lyme disease at all. I feel no empathy. I don't even know what soliloquy is and I felt it was trash. I'm not looking for empathy.

That's all right. You didn't convince me. Yeah. That's buzz of the idea. Let's, let's come. harder. Charlotteman, can you help him with the marketing? Charlamagne, you're a marketing, you're marketing maven. Can you help Chris market

his limes disease? I don't want to market my limes disease. Chris, please, can you please? Chris has a very Chris has the type of face that you can have a lot of empathy for, right? Yes. Mill House. You got to, exactly. Just look like this. Put your hands on the table and stare straight to the camera. Yeah. Say hi.

Wait, you keep going and I'm going to just do background music. Keep going. Okay. Hi. You have to get out of here at two o'clock. My name is Chris Moreau. I am the face of Lyme disease. I am what Lyme disease looks like. It's not Lyme, it's Lyme. And I have it. If you want to help people like me,

donate a quarter. The 1877-567 Limes. That's Lyme with an S. In the urban community, it's Lyme with a Z. Chico B and Carlos Militisi, Young Fly The 85 motherfuckers

Stop show! Project Pat go hot We was just talking about Project Pat last week because didn't somebody a Scally way? Please bring Project Pat to the breakfast club

I don't give a shit that he don't have nothing to promote bro, we just need that for the end and then and a scene. Project Pat is a whole legend that's why when I look at these motherfuckers now and they act like

the artists now are dang shit like they used to look at Pat the same way back in the day but Pat was going platinum. He had a fan base. Hell, yeah. Still not a lot of rappers that can rap better than juvenile.

Come on, man. Juvenile, one of the coldest motherfuckers ever pick up a microphone. I want juvenile to do CIAA next year. Come on, man. Did she got mad, call me bitches and motherfuckers. I waited till she got by the door, reached back and snuckers. She did like any bitch would have did and got the law for me. Talking about going press charge and get up off of me.

I told her when I get out of jail, I'm a beach awful. I'm a bitch awful. That was fucked up. That was before the Me Too Times. That was fucked up. That was. Listen, they better hope that they don't get the coming back with the lyrics. I'm a tank fan.

That nigga used to go hard and on the B song. Man, listen, you don't remember maybe I deserve that thing. To grab your throat. Yeah, I mean, until you let me know. Listen to the end. The title of that song is wild. Maybe I deserve. That thing said to grab my coat and chase you down the street,

nigga. That nigga was going crazy. What did that bitch do, Tank? You got to do an unsung on why you wrote that song. What did she do to make you grab your... Because he knew he wasn't coming back in the house Because usually if you're chasing somebody, you don't think to grab your coat. You're like, no, I'm not stopping.

I'm going to catch this thing. I might be out here for a while. You know why? Chico said some real shit, but you know why the Me Too Times Up movement or none of that shit will ever affect hip-hop? Because everybody loved a problematic hip-hop song at some point in their motherfucking life. Even Chris Rock made the joke about that shit. You remember that?

We talked about how women love the most misogynistic lyrics. It could be a song called Slap it with the dick. Oh, yeah, yeah. I do know that. Hit that bitch with a bag. You're going to support this. They ain't talking about me. Yes.

At some point you sang along the Snoop Dog ain't no fun if the homies can't have none. You're really about that. I know about women. At some point sang along that shit. And Nick Dog on the beginning of that song was so disrespect. And if you can't fuck that day, baby,

just lay back and open your mouth. Because I have never met a girl. And then my nigga Come right behind us Hard, that shit That shit is so I love You know, I never be broke

I never have a motherfucking end Oh the smoke I get loki-loomy Bitch you can't shoot me Do we look like BBD You hooty-groupy I got no love for holes That's something that I learned in the power

So how the fuck am I supposed To pay his hoe Just the latest hole I know the pussy's mine So I'm a fuck a couple more times And then I'm through it There's nothing to do with Pass it's to the homie

Now you get it Because it's nothing but a bitch to me and y'all know that bidses ain't shit to me i gives a fuck why don't you pay attention approach it with a different proposition i'm a gruff ho you'll never be my only one strict ass bitch what what happened when when snoodog said i fucked on the floor so i would mess up the bed then little half dead put his dick on her head legendary shit and snoop is a family friendly friendly artist right now that's why when i You can't fault a little half-dead

because he didn't say he assaulted her or he disrespected her All he did was laying his dick on the head Get your dick off my head We don't play like that That's why It was never no anger That's why I wish Pimsy would have stayed alive man

Pimsy will be doing commercials right now He was staying alive You know what I mean? You think Pimsy would have been doing commercials? Pimp C would have been doing commercials If the Pimp was still alive What kind of commercials? Any type of commercials

State Farm, all that shit. Are you in good hands, bitch? Like, I'm telling you. I'm telling you, man. Now, we have another person in the building. Viral sensation. You may know him, and I'm glad Humble's here. But viral sensation, I think we should point out.

Has it gone viral? Oh, my God. Millions of views. Really? Millions of views. I haven't seen it. Really? I haven't seen it.

What a supportive friend. You have a friend of yours right here. I'm going to tell you why. I'm a viral sensation. I'm going to tell you why I'm not watching it after we talk about. I'll tell you a little tape bit I found out yesterday, but go ahead. Anyway, so. Can we continue to build them up, though?

Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Okay, not only is he a viral sensation, he is the hottest talking point on some of the biggest radio shows in the world right now. Is that true? Really? I mean, I think even this morning on the Elvis Durant show, they mentioned a clip. Did they mention a clip? Oh, that's all.

Should we roll the clip? He's been hot on Elvis, though. So I'll just get into sound with Garrett. Hey, Garrett. Good morning. You're a good America. I appreciate that. What do you have?

Let's start with a debate that's going on Reddit right now. A friend of ours, Wax, has a podcast called The Bullying the Beast. And he has a weird habit when it comes to pooping. I've never heard of this in my life. It's the strangest thing. Okay, so get ready. Okay. Here we go.

Are you telling me that y'all does let the doodle fall in the toilet? Y'all don't catch it every time? I am about to leave. So he catches it as it comes out, and what does he do with it? Then he puts it in the toilet. Why? Why is he worried it's going to get hurt? Like, what are you doing?

I think it's one of those things where he meant to say something else, but the way it came out. All right. I don't think so. That's not what you want to go viral for, man. You don't want to be do-do-boy. Don't be doodle boy, bro. He's been do-do-boy, though.

He's been doing it's going on forever, right? He's been telling shit stories on our podcast for years. And finally one stuck, okay? I'm proud of you. I'm proud of what you've done. No, you told different what you told. You've never used your own shit. So what you got to do?

But this is a different one. You've never used your own shit. You always use dog shit. Stop. You don't use it. I don't you catch in my own shit. In the P coat. You can't talk to me like this.

Remember the conversation we had yesterday. You do that, do that shit to them. Don't do that shit to me. All right? I'm not going to say nothing. But hold on. If all you don't talk to me, like, I don't know what the fuck is going on. All right.

When I was at the car lot, listen. I was going to go. Like I said, like I said. He can't let nobody cook, huh? He can't. It's not about cooking.

I didn't too, video. It was viral? Like I said, when I say, when I said when I said when I was at the car lot, I had the shit in the tissue. Yeah,

you pooped the tissue. I put in the guys, Pico because he didn't give you a commission. Exactly. And even when, like, Clinton is when I did it inside, and when I did it inside the fucking shoe.

All the times I did, I had to fill up fucking mad gatorade bottles of doodle. Right. I was doing that with my own shit. I know. Why are you a doo-duso or any that he can just spill in a Gatorade bottle? No, it's not.

I grabbed it with a tissue again. And you stuffed it in. You just stuffed it in the Gatoradeade. Listen, he's been playing with shit for a long time. I didn't know it was his own shit. Yeah, there was a shit. I thought it was dog shit. No, no one.

I'm not into shit no more. There is. There's a term. I changed. What happened? I started punching people back in the face again. It started off because I said I wasn't going to beat nobody up no more. That is true.

All that is true. I said, you know what, God. I'm going to stop beating people up because every time I beat somebody up they're going to be in the hospital or they're going to lock me up So can we just get back to this though As much as I want to hear about your relationship

with God I want to hear about your relationship of shit That's where it started So you I want to know just functionally how this works You're squatted over the toilet No you sit in tall and just put your arm down And you put your hand between your legs

Like a lady and catch it There's not no lady Bro that is weird So you think I'm going to hand up and deal like this I'm going to be like this And I'm going to shit This is why white people call black people monkeys. I'm serious.

That's what monkeys do. Son. No, you know what it is? You hang around them chickens too much. Them chickens lay the eggs, right? Monkeys, man. Monkeys literally... They're going to throw it at each other.

Yes. Oh, my God, bro. Dude, that's a little too... You got to stop that. I mean, I don't do it no more. You're already a walking stereotype. You're going to add layers. You have chicken form?

Yes. Dog. Now you bunky, play with your own shit What's you doing, bro? You're setting us back. No, long as anybody don't be, listen, long as anybody don't be disrespectful, everything is beyond.

You're dispecting yourself. I'm not disrespecting myself. You're playing in your butt. Are you on drugs? This guy is crazy. I'm my playing on my butt because I doodle in my hand. Yes. If I walked in and saw somebody doing this,

I'm like, no, no, no, I ain't sitting up. You sit down and tall, you're shit in the tissue. That's even worse. Okay, how you do that? This is important. Because it's okay, my arm's wrong. Why do you? Don't say that.

You know, I don't want to say it also. It's not like a monkey. Listen. I'm not crazy. I'm trying to figure it up. I never go like this. There's never a reason to do that.

So you got the tissue. Yeah. Yeah. And I know I'm about the shit. I just put it through my shit in the tissue. And I just throw it in a toilet or my part of the gatorade of bottle. Do your knuckles ever hit the water when you're doing it? Yeah, I may be hearing that.

Oh, my God. Why don't you just let it go in the toilet and just take it out the toilet? I'm not going to a toilet. It's disgusting. Hold on. The toilet's disgusting. to put your shit on your hand. I'm not shit on my hair.

I shoot inside of the tissue. I got, I roll the tissue up like this in my hand. How do you know that your do-do is going to be hard? Most of the time it is. And when it's not? And when it's not? And I know my stomach bubbling. I know it ain't going to be no good one.

And then what do you do? What do you get like? You get a towel? Do you prefer it hard as off? Hard all day. What the fuck is wrong with y'all, man? Add it to the song. Add it to the song.

We got another verse. We got another verse. All right, man. What's that? When I called me up I could be doing other shit Literally We're aware

You're trying to stop you From doing that shit Humble, what do you think about this? You've been doing this your whole life? No, the thing is It was like, I told you It was like, one time I was just like Knocking a bunch of people out

And I was like, I can't do that no more So No, you found another way to channel your anger Yeah, you go I'm putting me with some shit on them And now You're talking about When you use the bathroom in general

You always grab it? You always catch it? No, I stopped doing that a long time ago Just when he's angry at somebody and he don't want to beat him. Oh, so that's just how he knows about it. I'm putting in your car. Like, some girl rolled past me and she's seen me

and I see her keep looking straight. Nobody drives like that. You know what I'm saying? So I'm like, oh, she meant to drive past me because she just kept looking straight like this. So, all right, later on, she was in the block and put some shit in her car. Hold on.

Hold on. So if a girl doesn't acknowledge you as you want to ask her. No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Ego. Stop it. No, no, no, no. No, no.

Listen. Fragile. We're all going to the same place. Hold on, so you ain't going to pull over the side of the road and come get me? What? Remember, he was like, you didn't miss me, that was like. Man, stop it. That's because he got a crush on you.

That's a mess. Knock it off. He had a crush on Taylor. But that's the reason you've been smelling like shit. So because a girl didn't acknowledge you. It could have been anybody. It could have been one of my boys and a girl. She's going on the same block.

When I got this, she was there. So you've done this to a dude. A dude is act like he didn't see you. A lot? No, I beat people off because they wouldn't get me the answers on the test. You said I beat people off. Yeah, you definitely said. You're literally replacing beating people up with just giving them a gift of doodoo.

Yes. Okay. Yes. You rather this doodoo for me to beat you up. But that threshold of what determines who deserves to get beat up or get some doodoo, what's that threshold? I give everybody a chance to get them doodle first. I give you doodle first. So you rather shit on them first.

Yes. I put some dodo on you first and you try to fight me. Then I get to beat you up because you try to hit me. Now, some people say like. But you were shit on them for you to cause. No, I put dude on you for a reason. I didn't put dude on you for no reason. But you know in certain communities,

given some of do-do. That's like a gift from your butt. That's what I said. It's flirting. It is. Any guy, if you put do do dodo in any guys from that country, I won't do it.

Because why would you... I don't put you in your face in that country. Why would you want a guy to know what your shit? You put some different shit. Why would you want a guy to know what your shit smelled like? I told you that before. Stop flirting around dudes. Remember,

everybody's telling you that back in the day. Stop flirting around these dudes, man. When you farting around dudes, you flirting. Why do you want them to know what your ass smell like? You give them like a piece of shit. they see some seeds in it. They're like, oh, he got a good diet. It all depends on what you eat.

Listen, man, I put shit on what you for a reason. It's not like I just, like, oh, that's the person I'm putting shit on today. But are your reasons reasonable? Oh, yes. I was going to fuck you up. But for what? For not looking at you as they walk behind? No, no.

See, that person, I wasn't going to hit that person. She just. I would hope you wasn't going to hit a girl? No, I'm just saying, she. What's up with you, man? You know, knock it off. What is that guy is going crazy. I'm just saying, it could have been a guy.

It could have been one of my boys. See this to your mom, y'all. Stop, man. Listen, it could have been one of my boys and somebody. If I know you're going to the same spot, no, when I talked to, I'm like, yo, you ain't seen me? She's like, no, I didn't see you. And I'm like, yo, I know you seen me.

That's why I gave her some do-do. I'm like, ah, you want to play in your car? You want to be in your car by yourself? You're going to be in your car. You're going to be in your car. First of all, you probably was hiding if you were on the block. Knowing you, if a car was coming by, you probably stood in the cut.

No, no. I was walking on Woodhaff, and she was riding past on Woodha. And she seemed. Those are black girls. One of the girls in the hood. So both of y'all was riding the wood. No, man.

I was walking. She was driving. But y'all was on the wood, though. He's going to the hood. Okay. That ain't cool. It's all good. Years ago, I'm not doing this now.

So you stopped doing the shit stuff. Yeah, I had to be, um, do it in a long time. Everybody else had to smack the beat up. Have you ever, what about you ever take, like a good one? You're like, man, I wish I kept that one. That was some good one. I seen a real long one other day. I see, yeah.

That one would be good. Put that next to the hard part. What the fuck? You like some hard and stuff I've seen a real long one over a bit All right, please But I mean now you're gonna go viral off this Are you gonna like bring it back?

Nah, it's not that I think they just I would just, I didn't know what the fucking clip was What I even say? You don't want to be known It's dood boy, man Listen, long nobody gets you respect me

There ain't nobody gonna be Hey, do doot boy, I'm gonna chase you You know in school? I'm gonna chase you and throw you in the fucking locker Why are you gonna chase people Because the fucking play with me for? You put it out there in the world.

It was years ago. No. This is last week. It don't matter. You can't call your... You can't do shit like this and then ask a question like, so nobody else does this? No, so you're telling me none of y'all fucking caught your do-do ever? Never.

Oh, y'all got to do it. Wait a minute. That's what we got a toilet for. The toilet catches my doo-doo. There is an... I have. Thank you. But there was a specific reason I had swallowed...

You put it in a fucking thing. No, I'd swallowed a fucking ring or something. like that. Okay. I'd swallowed something. It usually supposed to be cocaine bags when the cops. Well, it wasn't drugs, but it was something that, like, I needed to get. And, um, I had to look through my own shit.

Like for two days, 48 hours is that one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the only time. But I didn't do this regularly. You had to keep squeezing. I never had to squeeze it.

I never had to squeeze it. I got the tissue still around and everything. Yeah. You had to actually squeeze it. So you actually worse than me. Oh, yeah. I'm worse than you. Yeah.

You had to squeeze and look through everything. How big was a ring? I don't know if it was a ring. Maybe it was a tooth? I don't know. Some kind of weird thing. Somebody punching him off and swallow your tooth? I don't think so.

I'm not exactly. I forget. I forget. If I remember, I would tell you. But yeah, so I mean, that's reasonable, right?

You had to do that for a reason. But you, on the other hand, you were doing this just for your own delight. No, no. People would mess with me, and I knew this guy that had to get. I actually put Dudo in his shoe in his house.

I thought that was dog dodo. Hell no. That's my shit. I mean, honestly, I'm tired of talking about this shit. Literally. Yeah, come on. Me too.

How much shit I want to talk about? Humble, what do you think about this? From a psychoanalysis standpoint? I don't know about no psycho analysis, but, I mean, I appreciate you tried to find nonviolent means to. Thank you, my brother. Resolve issues. Thank you, my brother. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Now that he's about to blow up off of it, you're probably going to have to go back to your old ways. I'm not catching my shit, too. No, they're going to bring you on a late-night talk show. You better do the trick, monkey. All right? You and Jimmy Fallon are going to have a shit off. Yes, that's exactly what this is.

He's going to go on some life in. Whoever does she spec, shit going on. What is a reasonable name to call you that has to do a doo-do? There's nothing. Just say Wax was good. I heard that shit was kind of funny.

I know you probably wasn't telling the truth, but, I mean, thank you for trying to treat you. You can't tell them you're not telling the truth. You don't know. Because they're not going to believe you. You can't do that. No, no, no. It don't cares about what was really going on at the end of the day.

I sell chicken. I don't give a fuck. That's what he told me yesterday. Bro, but that's a little bit scary, though. Because you know what? Your chicken's being handled by a guy who's been rubbing his own shit. Or the mom. You said you rub your own shit.

I put it in a tissue. What if the USDA say, nope? You're in a violation. You cannot, the way you got to wear gloves in your head to these chickens. Listen. No. No. You mean, no.

USDA doesn't care about your little nickname. They don't care about what you do. They don't want you touch your dut. Last time you wait, you ain't had doodoo on the other side of the tissue. What is you talking about? What is that doing? But I'm just saying, but we all touch dittu. Who knows about how much is actually on there?

I probably have a little bit more in the tissue, but it's still doodle. What is you talking about? We all touch doodle. How many times you touch dutalai? That's the only time I touch doodoo is when I'm touching the E. coli that is on things naturally. It don't matter. If you wipe yourself, you got doodle on the other side.

It might not be as much. But does that same shit? You're trying to say that everybody has paper with dudo on it because we wipe our We don't wipe our asses like for fun. We do it because we don't walk around. By the way, I don't wipe my ass and then flip the tissue over and then wipe my ass with the tie of the tissue that doesn't have shit on it. But who said that? I grab it and go.

Yeah, but you make a little doo-to mummy out of it and then you take it somewhere. I didn't do that. People's purses in cars. You all know. This is weird. Yeah. I really did. Dude, you're rolling blunt out of do-dut.

That's disgusting. I really don't want to be knowing that the do-to man. That was just something I'll even know why it was. You're fucking said it. Instead of the Dutterman from New Jack City, instead of the Dutterman from New Jack City, you're the Doodoo Man. Who's the Doodoo Man? Listen, like I said,

as nobody does she's like crazy, you can have fun with it, laugh about it, to put it on there, re-clip it, whatever fuck I went to. This don't be... How are you going to be mad at people? Because you put stuff out there. It don't matter. And then when they make jokes, you get upset.

But they touch Doodle too! And we go to a lot of comedy shows, it's going to be somebody on that thing, like, oh, shit, that's the Dudu-Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Watch what I do. Why? You can't do that.

You can't get mad at the man. I hate that recourse. You can't get mad at the man. You started it. You did. You put this out there for people. Yeah. It sounds like this is going to lead to more violence.

Bro. But you started it not to have violence. That's what it all started. It's all started. What are you talking about? It started out what you're saying now. It started from non-violence. Did y'all just hear it?

But that's why it, that's how it started. It did. It started because I didn't want to fucking do this shit. Wax is a non-violent activist. Dr. Martin Luther Ding. All right. Listen, man, there's a lot of times I could have fuck somebody up, man. I could have done a lot of dumpshed. People stole shit from me out of my house.

I could have beat them to fuck up and I put Duda on them. But now it seems like this story's going to get people making fun of you. You're going to beat them all up anyway. I'm punching your face. I ain't caught. For what? It don't matter. I'm going to find a way to do it on you.

This is messed up. This is messed up. You cannot do that. You cannot put this story. out there and didn't want to beat people up because of it. It's not that I want to beat you to take it easy. It's like, yo, I heard this story.

Boom, peace. All right. No, like, all right, what's up, shit boy? You cannot tell people how to react. I don't know how to react. Shit boy is a good one. Shit boy is a good one. Shit boy on the track.

You know what I'm saying? Shit boy is a good one. He's called you Waka caca caca. Shit boy, the good one. Waka cah, cah. Shit boy is a good one. Wauaca funny. You're your own soundboard now.

Just pressing all these different tels. Shit boys. I like shit boy. No, shit boy is good. Does hit boy the producer have a drop? Oh, what about shitty boy? He's shitty boy. Shitty boy.

You could be shitty boy. You can be shitty boy. You can be shit boy. They can do this fellow. So if y'all do it in the street, I'm going to fuck y'all out. This is the last safe face. Yeah. That's right.

What's the actual wax, bro? You're going to rest of the same face. Let me look up some do-do acronyms. Yeah, we got to think of a good one. Hold on. Hey, what every word, come on. Instead of the baby, the boo-boo. Nicknames.

For feces. The do-doo. The do-doo. Oh, these are some good ones. Ooh. Let me see. I googled nicknames for feces. First one that pops up is ass gobbling.

That's a good one. That's a good one. That one is a little crazy. Everybody has something different. Everybody sits. They got ass kebabs. ass monkey they do got ass monkey

black banana peeler that's a good one I like black hold on what did you actually Google I think he Googled something else what the fuck you Google oh shit

super shit man it's a good one nah yeah don't say that one brown banana peeler is hilarious black banana peel black banana

that's like a fucking porn name what the fuck you're looking at black Let me see people who like to play with feces. You might have a condition. No, there's a condition. I like to play with it just like, you know, when you do something with momentum, I filled up a whole lot of fucking gatorialy bottle.

So it's like, it's just a regular thing. Sometimes I'm shit in the toilet. You know, sometimes I just grab it. Oh, shit. This shit is called, hold on. This shit is called crop, no, coprophilia. Yeah, copper. Let me see it.

Coprophilia also called scatophilia or scat. Scat is the parapheria, yes. Is the parapheria involving sexual arousal and pleasurial. from shit. Yeah, no, not. You're a scatophiliac. I'm not. Let me ask you a question.

When you're holding that long brown log, is that the safest? Is that the safest version? Listen. You give it these guys a lot of material. If they come, I'm going to fuck them up. Hold on, man.

This is some shit. See, listen. Six facts. Six facts about fecal smearing that you need to know. All right, go. They call it cold brown, diaper digging, paint the town brown, whatever you call fecal smearing. The question is, how do we extinguish this behavior? No one likes to talk about it, but fecal smearing also called scatolia in medical literature is surprisingly common among children and adults.

It occurs most frequently among individuals with developmental delays, our post-traumatic stress, which means that the person may not be able to verbalize the reason for the behavior. Yes, I was going to fuck him up, but I didn't want to tell my mama. You know what I'm saying? So I put doodle on it. I don't know if it goes deeper than that, some PTSD from like when you were young. younger. Nobody never put dude on it. Psychological reasons.

Somebody you couldn't punch in the face back in the days. He did what? Probably a couple of people I come from. Maybe when you wasn't big enough to punch you people in the face. Ah. Listen, this just says, And now it's all manifests itself. It says psychologists know that scotolia tends to occur in individuals with a history

of obsessive compulsive disorder, anxiety, schizophrenia, depression, bipolar disorder, ADD, or autism, post-traumatic stress, trauma related to physical or sexual abuse and repressed sexual disorder. sexual desires for the same gender. Oh. Yes, man. Yes. I got three.

This is it says, I got three. Rectal digging and fecal smearing serve many real purposes that are often overlooked by care and the medical providers. Provides the single control over one's body and everything.

You did use the smear it. Stop lying. You used to smear on the fucking handles and put the alarm. So what? Look how me and my other boys grab my dude or two and did the same shit. Man, what?

You said you and your other boys grab your what would a deed? I don't know. What the fuck? You started talking so fast. All of her, you and your boys grab you. We got teeth. It's all on tissue.

I doodle in tissue. A couple of my other boys grabbed it. Passing doodle around. We put it somewhere. He put it on the stairwell. I put it on the doorknobbs. You know what I'm saying? This is the sickest.

No, the whole school is fucked up. The whole school is fucked up. This is the level of homosexuality. No, it ain't. Why everything got to be that? Yes, it is. So I like, I like, I like smearing doodle. Like, get the fuck out of here.

Doodle or penis. You just said you and your boys is taking each other's duttle. No, no. They're taking his doodoo. They have their own dodo, but they chose not to take it. No, because I was the one that's like, look that shit. No, I just, I went in there, doodooing it, and I fucking, it was all in a bunch of tissue. It was just enough, just enough. You need therapy, bro.

You fucking put it on something. Like a freeze pot. Like a freeze pop, just enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need therapy, man. For what? You need therapy. I smoke a weird.

I think your friends need therapy, too. Why would they do that? Why would they just take a long of your shit? You never did nothing out of the control just for laugh? Not that. playing on my boy's ass. No, stop. Hold on.

So you're saying this will happen. You soft-served shitted into a paper towel that they were holding so that they could have a pen. I put on a bunch of tissue, like a bunch of fucking tissue. But you're holding it behind the ass. No. I went inside the fucking. Why are you moving away? Because he's remembering.

He's remembering that. No, no. I shitting that a motherfucker thing. And. So you're all shitting around each other? No. I'm the only one I go in the bathroom. He's the only one of...

He used to do circle jerks, allegedly. No. Oh, yeah, yeah. B2K, they used to do circle jerks. I'm telling the story. He's trying to tell a crazy story. That's just one way. I shit in the tissue.

Yeah. They all standing outside. They're like, oh, you got it. And I'm like, where I got it. And then we go down. Then we see it. Open the shit up. You're all right.

Who's going to go first? Why was there no dogs in the hood? Why couldn't you just get dog shit? Why was you? Because I don't know. Who brought up the idea the idea? You're standing around and someone's like... I have no idea who started,

but I had a bunch of knuckleheads and everybody was smoking a weed real early or a bunch of us. I don't even know why. I don't smoke weed, guys. You smoke a weed too early, though. This is great. This is a nice, homo erotic.

So how do you even get that from? This is a good transition to unlearn. How do you unlearn? Yes, humble. How do you unlearn how to wrap your own shit in paper towel? I got to figure out the PTSD behind it. Ah, so you have to learn what the problem is before you can. It's definitely PTSD.

No. You know, it is because you beat people up and you understood the consequences of beating people up. Yes. You got a bunch of charges. You got assault charges, kidnapping charges. God fear, man. So you're...

You have to have to do it. Yes. I told God I wasn't going to do it no more, so I had to stop. God did not tell you to play with the shit. That was the devil. No, he didn't tell me to go play the do-do. I figure out what else to do. I say, I'm not going to beat nobody up no more.

Help me. And then that night I was smoking, I was like, oh, shit. Just put shit on them. And now you're suffering from PPP. God did not tell you to do that, bro. And then tell me, he told me to do that. I just, I figure it out on my own. And that's the problem.

You're leaning on your own understanding. But now that you stopped it. You're going to go, what are you going to do now? Like, how do you going to? I pray for people. I pray for people. I pray for them to please put your hands on me so I can fuck you out. Oh, okay. You're going to egg them on a little bit.

Try to get them to push you with something. You know, how often you think God is up there when you say some shit, he goes, God. As soon as he gets to it a little bit, he gets it right a little bit. My God. My God. But listen.

No. But this is it. Yes. Stop playing the fucking drums. Stop playing the goddamn drums and actually read description. Read the Bible. But listen, I come back and hold him down. I pray for him right after.

I ask the Lord, the police forgive him. He'll his jaw. He'll something. I kind of fucked him up a little bit. And I pray for him the whole time I beat him up too. You know what you need? You need a lawyer. That's like the modern day bodyguard.

Lawyers can fuck anybody else. Break that down. Yeah? Just they protect you from real. Sure. They can pick on the police. They can pick on politicians. Lawyers got all the power. Yeah, but you got to have the money for those lawyers, though. You know what I'm saying? Because you can lose a lot of those cases.

And then when you lose those cases, those people are suing you for their legal fees. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's a lot of bullshit. It's a lot of cases that come and go. I'm out here just beating people up for no reason. The only time I beat people up, they need. I ain't beat nobody in my wildest. They need to get beat up. Like, I think I would kind of work in a good, respectful path for people to leave me alone. I ain't out here trying to bully nobody and fucking nobody.

For what? Because you deal with PTSD. You had abuse when you was a child. All right. You got scatophobia or whatever that shit is called. You have scatopholia. You really got a issue. You really got a problem.

I don't have an issue. I think you're suffering from scatophilia. I thought that was even better. It might take a shit right there right now. What do you think is that wrong with you? Everything is out of the bathroom. If you think something's wrong with me, you're going to look at that shit like, man, if I was. I've seen him do that.

No, no. I swear I've seen them do that. We've walked in bathrooms. We've walked in bathrooms and I'll go to like a urinary stall and he'll, He'll go in the stall, stall, and he'll be like, geez, somebody's fucking fished up. But he don't flush it. He'll pee on top of it and just be staring like, what the fucking?

Tell me, I'm lying. Yeah, that's like graffiti. I don't want to touch nothing because he's shit. You flush it? You just flush the shit down. They had the little black stuff. You like looking at it. They had the little black thing.

You enjoy massacre in it. No way. Had a little black thing. You had the press like that with your finger. I wasn't going that. Nah. Yeah. So what exactly is a hot girl?

It's like... It's not involved a man. You're confident, you're happy, you're doing your thing. And in school. You know how to live the best of both worlds. There's no guys. I mean, obviously that, you know, there's some guys involved. That's really.

So no dick involved. There doesn't have to be involved. It could be if that's what you like. It's just being yourself and doing what you want to do. What the hell kind of question is that? That is a good question. I'm going to tell you why that's a good question and I thought about this. A void.

I thought about this. It needs to be filled. What is a void? A vagina. Listen, all you hot girls, hot girls and city girls need to listen up to this, right? Who Taylor want a piece? Hot girls and City girls. Now, I've never heard that definition of Hot Girls City Girl.

Okay. What I've heard about Hot Girl City Girl is that they're girls who don't give a fuck about what these guys talking about. They're running through these guys this summer. They're fucking who they want to live. They live in their best life. Hot Girl City Girl is separate. Okay.

So the City Girls are scammers. You know, they have their whole leg. Who are scamming? Men, probably. Okay. So you need. men, boom. Hot girls is not.

What the hot girls is about yourself? You haven't done. It doesn't involve. So hot girls have none to do with fucking whoever you want to fuck? No. That's different from city girls. So City girls is fucking everybody. Two different seasons, two different summers.

So the city girls need men and the hot girls don't. Pretty much. You can't even, you can't. You can scam bitches though? I mean, can I, I'm sorry. Yeah, you can say. We've been cursing like crazy. You can scam women.

You can scam women as well. You can scam anyone. Now, who going to church on Sunday? The City girls are the hot girls? Neither, huh? Girls. Hot girls go to church. I go to Sunday.

I mean, I go to church every Sunday and I take my God's son. So why are y'all hot? Because it's the temperature? You heard. Because it's the 100 degrees out? The temperature helps. It helps you to be a hot girl because now you can, you know, have your skin out, do what you got to do, be on the beach, have a great time.

Nobody wants to do that in the winter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you're going to be a hot girl again once you turn about 60, 70, this thing called Minipa sets in. Yo. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? We're just going to be real hot.

Hot Flash girls. Hot. Different. Different. Hot flash fall Yeah That's the ultimate hot girl So what's the point of all of this?

Laving yourself Yeah Really? It's just putting a gimmick on it I don't get that from what I'm seeing on Instagram Because you're looking at the wrong ones You're looking at City Girls I think you're paying attention to City girls

I'm looking at whatever Duval Yeah I just look at Duval Y'all are mixing up the summer But that's what I'm saying No because there are girls who go under that premise But a hot girl summer is literally just doing what you want Being happy about it And not caring about how people judge you

So if some girls feel being thotty is what they want to do, judgment-free, that's what they do. Other girls, they just want to have fun with their home girls and stay up late before work in the morning. Maybe that's moving on the wild side of me. What happens when fall comes, ladies, are you thinking ahead? We're going to have. We're going to have. We're going to travel to be a hot girl. I'm traveling.

Yeah, because she got money. I'm going to just wait for Megan Astion to come up with a new term. You're going to travel first class and change the forecast. Okay. Hot girl all year around Hot girls all year around Okay who Okay again

Let me just clarify here So you have the Hot girls No sorry City girls They need the men Right And then hot girls are lesbians

Is that what you were saying? That's what I'm hearing Yeah I'm confused We just need each other We just eat pussy You need yourself as a hot girl You need just It's about doing

what you want to do as a hot girl. Okay, so hot girls have vibrators? If they want to. It's about whatever you want to do. That's it. City girls is like more scamming, more finessing. Like you don't have these guys buy you a drink at the bar, you're a city girl.

You need a man. How does a hot girl get a drink? A hot girl can go get the bag and get the drink herself if she sees it fit. A city girl, her goal is to go to the club and only men are going to buy me drinking. You know the hot boys started all this shit, right? No, they didn't.

I'm talking about juvenile, BG, Turk, Little Wayne. I don't even know who those people are. Jesus Christ, you young-ass young lady. Are you serious? Don't offend us. I'm so kidding, what? Yeah, I know everybody. But no, the hot boys, they used to do this.

They used to be the hot boys, hot girls. Like, back in the day, you didn't know that? Yeah. No, she's from the South, too, though. Who? Megan. Yeah, Houston. What's a Stalian?

I love Meg the style. What's a style of male? She had told us. She's over six foot, a six foot flat. She's a tall. So if you're a girl who's big, you're a stallion. You're an Amazonian. Yeah, Meg, the Amazonian don't have the same ring to it.

You're a, you're a donkey. Go sit down. Please, Shrek. Go sit down. Say what you all say. He-ho. He-ha. Call me a...

He-hawn. Put the donkey from Shrek saying. For Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy Eddie Go sit down Please I am not that

Heha I am opposed Cheese steaks He ha I'm a magical pony I don't know what's going on With you hot girls And you city boys

I'm a biggo A hot girl Who that? Somebody with student loan debt Oh my gosh She dressed like a hot girl To me too You look hot as shit

Are you a hot girl or a city girl Hey what's your definition of hot girl Go ahead I think I just heard some bullshit What's your definition of hot girl? You just got to live your best life, whatever that is. Come on, I got hot coffee, girl. Oh, shit. So you want to be a hot girl? Put that coffee on her. So it has nothing to do

with fucking? No. I mean, for some girls, that's their best life. Really? What's their best life? What's my best life? No, no, those girls that are fucking all the time. What do you presume? What do you presume? I had hot girls fucked up. I thought they was out here fucking. Me too. Really? It's literally just whatever you think fun is. To you, what you want to do with your summer, lives without men being in the mix. So what did y'all call this shit before this summer? Being gay. Y'all always need a song to fucking know what to do.

But as soon as women come up with a term for it, men automatically think that it's sexual. I'm not against it. I just thought it was sexual. I thought it was that whenever women have come up with something is always sexual. I thought it was y'all fucking whoever y'all wanted to fuck without a care of in the world. I really thought that. You only said that based off the songs. So what is I'm living my best life.

I ain't going back and forth. with you niggas me. I ain't going back and forth with you niggas. I'm having a great time. That's what I thought of it. Hot girls. I thought it was pretty obvious. It's right there.

Hot girls, someone don't sound like that, though. Yes, it does. Why not? Because making a science statement? No, it just don't sound like that. All I know is, can y'all know what to do with your lives without a song attached to it? Really? Yo.

Do men? Why do rappers dick take their lives? Are you saying, like, what? Future, like he's scripture. I don't follow future? You're old. I'm a faithful black. And it's disgusting, that song right there.

All these men, we got to follow that song. What song do I follow from future? What do you mean to think about that? Black men don't cheat. What do white people listen to? I don't know. You listen to Future? We listen to Limpisket.

Y'all are really upset about black men don't cheat? That is a positive message. Look. Positive message. You guys are trolling. Meanwhile, all you high girls are doing is sexually assaulting all this faithful black males all summer. I see a lot of sexual assault. Black men don't cheat is a troll.

Excuse me? Yes. There are cheating-ass men who slid in my DMs real quick. Hi, girl, some are the troll. No, this is my problem with black men don't cheat. And I told you a million times because you genuinely believe it and you think you're doing something good, which is nice. But you are so proud of yourself that you have become naive. Yes.

Because black men don't cheat. And because of you and your man's that you did it with, everyone is seeing it as a troll. So although you believe it, you and Deval have packaged it to be somewhat of a troll. If Obama or Denzel Washington came out, like, oh, you're right. Black men don't cheat. This is a shit niggas' niggas anthem. All the dog-ass niggas love that.

Oh, my. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just an outsider. May I ask a question? Yes. Are they implying that, in fact, some black men do cheat? They have a lack of faith.

This is what I would tell my three hot girl nieces. I would say to y'all, I hope hot girl someone, he's the pregnant girl. winter. Wow. In single mother's spring. Okay. That's what I hope.

And child support summer next year. All right. See, that's what messed up. That's what messed up. Black men don't cheat, right? Well, we are having such with these black men, right? Aren't they supposed to stay faithful to us? I didn't say that you're sleeping with black men this summer.

I don't know what you hot girls were out of this sleeping with. But you'll be a hot girl with your man. Exactly. Oh, okay. I like that. City Girl, that's what you're saying? Oh, that's the city girl. So, a city girl, I mean, one of them is locked up.

I mean, you getting what out of scammers? Yeah, you getting what money out of men. So you fuck them, you scam them. You know, whatever they do. That's, that's what they do. You're coming up off of a nigger. A hot girl summer is just empowering. The City Girl Summer is when I'm called me.

Okay, so I like the Hot Girl Summer. I'm with that. I'm with the empowerment of the Hot Girl Summer. Okay, thank you. The City Girl shit? No. I'm glad that we brought you on there. I think anything you.

keep from your significant other is cheating. If you feel like you got to keep it from them or disguise it as something else, it's probably cheating. I mean, you're not going to tell your wife you had a muffin today. I didn't have a muffin. I actually am going to tell my wife I had a cup kick. You are a faithful black.

I am, I am. I am. No, I am. I am. I am. Only, only because we're both, only because we both, like, got a diet routine that we're doing. Right. So I'm going to be like, y'all, I did have a cupcake today. When she sees me go downstairs and run at like 10 o'clock, the night.

Why are you running at 10 o'clock? I had a cupcake today. Wow. I'm gonna definitely tell her about the cupcake. Okay, so paid pussy is still on the table for cheating. Yeah. What about emotional cheating? What about the worst?

Which women are the number one culprits of. I cannot believe they would do that. Men cheat for ego, women cheat for emo, bro. That's what's fucked up. So women are out here emotionally cheating all day long. Oh, that's the worst. Getting emotional satisfaction from men that are out their boyfriend and not their husband. I'm sorry, you write in letters ladies?

Phone conversations with them. Oh. Women only talk that I just fucking keep it moving No doubt Okay, no, you don't Okay You let these guys

Sweet talk you You know what I'm saying And you fall for it All right And you have conversations with them And then you have an emotional connection With them And then you sleep with them

That's what happens That's crazy No that's crazy page It happens That's crazy They don't know That's not what you say That's not what we're talking about.

We're just saying that women cheat for emo and men cheat for ego. What? Why y'all need male friends? Can we understand that? Exactly. Yeah, but not all the time. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you don't need an all-the-time guy, friends.

I got mad home girls. I got more home girls than I got home boys. Say what? I got more home girls than I got home boys. But all my home girls, all my home girls. All my home girls. All my home girls are my wives' home girls too, though. So all your home girls that got...

Not all of them. Not all of them. So do you think a man and woman that are attracted to each other can be friends? No, I think that's a volatile situation. But I think... So you're saying all your friends that are girls are ugly. You're not ugly. I'm just not crazy to them.

You just... I'm pet... I'm pet... I'm way back He's my homiegel Like Taylor's like my niece Pages like my daughter I don't I really don't even think about it

Now is that a faithful blackmail technique Is that you start labeling the women in your life As your family members So that your brain starts to go Oh that's my niece That's my daughter I have learned That's a good fucking technique

If that's the truth I've learned in my life That doesn't work with whites Because we fuck our family members I think for blacks, that'd be good. I'm going to tell you something. When you're leading. That's my niece right there.

Yeah, it is. Like the way she's grown up. Hey there, Pager. Hey, there, Pager. When you're a man, when you're a man and you're leading with ego and you're leading with your dick, you feel like you got to fuck everything. And the reason you feel like you got to fuck everything is because once again, you have low self-esteem. You have insecurities.

You're right. Us cheating is like women posting on Instagram. It's just a way to validate ourselves. Yes. That's it. I don't need that. That's it. I like, I really, I just got a bunch of home girls. Right.

And I just like assisting my people. I like helping them win. Right. You know what I'm saying? I guess my ego may get full by empowering them. Yes. Altruism can also fill your ego. It's not just us.

Is that what happens when you get vaccinations? Is that what you get when you get, if you get a vaccination? Can we talk about Van Wilde today? Autruism? Can we talk about Van Wilde today? You go ahead. You know, Van hits us up. He goes, he goes, gosh.

Let me read the exact text. Let me read the exact text. Hold on. Fan goes, he goes, hold on. Hold on. First of all, Van hopped out of a time portal today and then decided to group text. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, he goes real quick. Either of you guys anti-vaccination, shows, no.

I go, nah. He goes, okay, because the dumb shit is spreading. I go, that's an old conversation decades old. Andrew goes, I got a bit about it. Don't say my bit. Don't say my bit. And the van goes, it's never been more fiercely debated than it is right now, ever, creeping his way into the mainstream conversation.

I say, huh, I must be missing something. That's been a topic of mainstream conversation forever, especially the flu virus. Oh, that's the joke. I'm about to read that shit. Don't say. What? Don't say. And then Van goes, the notion that vaccines cause autism is a growing debate.

Long blue text What can we say Before we continue Chris how long have you heard this debate 1520 years? Maybe easily I said decade I was like this has been going on

for decades right Yeah Yeah So Okay So Van goes He goes I get it

But he goes I get it but he's being Champion in the mainstream Now more than that So and Andrew goes Robert De Niro He goes De Niro's fault

He said Didn't he do a whole doc About it? It wasn't Robert De Niro? No it was a woman Not Chelsea Handler But She was like

A blonde woman like a reality star, she was the power behind it. But Robert De Niro's kid I think is autistic and he believed in it and then they were going to play it at his festival, the Tribeca Film Festival and then they scrapped it last minute. Oh.

So he's a big no vaxer. Okay. The only thing in Vans' defense is with the whole measles, but I guess that's not really Vax. Is that the same? The microphone, guys. Come on. But real quick. I just want to get, Van Gels, not saying the idea is new, but the conversation

is definitely being had on a more mainstream level than ever before. Then again, he goes, I get it with being champion in the mainstream now more than ever. Okay. And then he goes,

anyway, I was just asking. I had first heard it back in the day, but I'm hearing a new anti-vaccer every day now. Joe Budden is now one. So Andrew goes, Andrew puts the laughing emoji. I put,

Jesus Christ, man. Andrew puts the hand over the face emoji. And I go, Joe Button is your bar? As to when this became a mainstream convo? Like,

what the fuck? So we did not know how important Joe Button was the van, bro. I didn't understand that that was his God in light in the world of news and mainstream media. It's not CNN. It's not on the TV. It's not in the Fox News. It's not the Fox News. It's Joe Button.

Joe Button is anti-vaccin now so now this is serious. All right. He's taking medical advice from a guy who dresses like Dick Tracy. These vaccinations cause autism, you see? They really do. This man, salute to Joe. That's my guy, but God damn, man. All I'm saying is, like, this is been a conversation forever.

I remember growing up in Montau, Carolina, in my barbershop. The barber had a cartoon that said vaccines or viruses. And there was a picture of an Uncle Sam with a needle chasing little kids. And you're like, you don't know if you're injecting. your kids with vaccine viruses. If I'm not mistaken, Andre 3000, wrapped about vaccines or viruses at one point. And I can't remember. Well, just to clarify, what a vaccine is is it's a really small amount of the virus. Yes. And it's a small enough amount that your body can handle it and build up antibodies to it. And then it's prepared if that virus ever enters your body again. It's

like, yeah, I got the tools to take the shit out. So that's the whole idea with vaccines. And I think what Van was saying was. So technically they are viruses, I guess what I'm saying. Yeah. Right now. And by the way, you always, start hearing these vaccination or virus conversations around election season. I don't know why. But there's always a thing around this time here, the anti-vaxxers and yada, yada, yada, yada.

But I think what Van is saying is, you know, measles, if I'm not mistaken, this is the highest rate of measles ever. Yeah, that's primarily in the Hasidic Jewish community. Because they're not getting vaccination. The same thing that they had in the barbershop

amongst corner, they have a Jewish version of that throughout the community in New York and all around the East Coast. And it got a point where now it's spreading out of the community. So they're shutting down schools. Yes. In Washington, too, I think. I think in Washington State.

In Washington State? Yeah, there's like, or maybe six, yeah. I think it was like 2000. Vaccinate your fucking kids, guys. We're not doing with this anymore. It's really not that big a deal. You're going to vaccinate your fucking kids. Charlemagne's vaccinated.

I'm vaccinated. Okay, I think everybody else in this room is vaccinated. You're not vaccinated? Get the fuck out of here. You're going to give us some shit. You can't even go to college. being vaccinated, what you're talking about? You cannot get into college.

There are medical requirements for college. One of them is vaccinations, and you have to be vaccinated in order to go. Absolutely. Stop it. No, but I haven't had it in a long time. Doesn't matter. You know, y'all need to get back to cheating, bro. Y'all really need to get back to cheating, bro.

She thought you need to re-up the vaccine? Hold on. Hold on. I thought you do. You do got to get a flu shot every year, right? But flu shot is different. There's a different strain of flu, right, every year. and that's some nonsense.

I would never get a flu shot. I don't give flu shots every year, too. But, see, that's the thing, too. Some people feel like you should get flu shot. If you don't get the flu shot, that's on you. You're just going to have a shitty week. Absolutely. Right?

But if you don't get the measles joint? Measles, yes. Especially if you're in an area where them shit is spreading like wildfire. Unless you know something that we don't know when you got some goddamn herbs in your house, some holistic shit that really can keep that shit out. Right. Other than that, just go get the goddamn shot.

What is the reason that Hasidic Jews don't like to get it? I mean, it's similar to what the larger mainstream version is. They think it leads to autism. They think it's a government conspiracy. I just know when I had kids, I started researching it. I got into it and I went to my doctor and I said, what do you think? And I had it like a file fill of papers. She was like, I gave it to my kids.

And I was like, that's all I need to know. That's all you need to know. If the doctors are giving it to their kids, that's all you need to know. By the way, if you read some of the articles that are out now, I mean, even though this is like, I think they said it's the highest rate of measles ever. Not ever, but in the recent time. No, because measles used to be popping, bro. Isn't that they took out the Native Americans?

Yeah, in a long time. That was smallpox. Smallpox, yeah. But I don't even know what measles look like. That's how fucking privilege we are. It's freckles. It's freckles. It's freckles.

Yeah. Right? No, it's red. It's like chicken pox. It's chicken pox. It's freckles. It's freckles. Hold on.

Oh, that shit is freckles. That should look like pizza, bro. Freckles, man. It's levels to freckles. All I'm saying is you can go back and look at old articles. It's articles from 2014 that sound like the articles that are being written now. Right. Because all of this stuff happens. It's like it repeats itself all the time.

There's always an outbreak of something. Whether it's measles or the flu. It's always an outbreak of something. And it's always this crisis of people that don't vaccinate saying, hey, y'all shouldn't vaccinate. Like, I don't know. And Van said that they're mobilizing and gaining political power now. I don't know what they could be. what they could do.

I mean, they definitely have huge political backing and Joe Budden co-signing. You're right. I can totally say, not Biden,

Budden. Right. Okay. Not Biden. You know, what if he just misspelled it? What if he meant Biden the whole time?

We're out here running with this Joe Button narrative. What's the political power Chris that they could possibly gain? It's a small but vocal group. I mean, generally people,

is Budden about to have a kid or do you just have a kid? You just had a kid. You only care about it once you have a kid. Well, you have a kid. And then you forget about it. You know, I understand it. When you have a newborn baby that's like literally pure has no...

You won't do anything to keep it alive. You don't trust a white man. Right. You don't trust... That's really what it is. Also, sticking it with a needle from a pharmaceutical company feels wrong. It does feel wrong, but you got to sit down and realize measles is real. Smallpox is like...

These things killed millions of people throughout history and you got to do it. I don't see the problem. I don't even know why this is a debate. All right, guys, we can take a little break from this best of episode. You know, we do our yearly roundups. I hope you're enjoying these best of moments. Here's the reality. Other than your absolute best friends, who could you ask to bring you red wine at 4 p.m.,

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Get anything you need, anytime you need it, download Postmates and save with the code idiots. Now back to the show. My man Gary Owen comedy. Gary. So you don't mention the N-word at all in your act? No. Never even a joke about it? I'm not joke about it, but I don't say it. I don't even close to saying it. Yeah. But obviously, yeah, yeah, I talk about it in my act. I've never had a joke about it. About what?

N-word. The N-word? Yeah. What, Nancy? Yeah, Nancy. But I've never said it, you know? The thing about it is when people be like, well, you could probably get away with that. You don't get...

No. 5,000 people in the audience. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. It's not worth it. That one that don't like it is going to make all the noise. First of all, it's not even about the audience. Well, I guess y'all don't have tape it y'all.

but it's about one person filming that, putting it online, and now you're the racist comic for the rest of your life. So it's like you've built this great brand all of these years and going to throw it away for the fucking N-word? Right, right. Why? What's the point? I'm going to lie, though.

I do a joke where my wife calls me it in bed. And I was like, you know, it makes you feel good. You're like, oh, wow, I'm really putting it down tonight. I appreciate that. Wait, she says. I'll call you that in bed. Yeah. I'm like, oh, wow, wow, wow.

I mean the mirror flexing and shit. Yeah. Now, how does she say it? How does she... Not, don't you don't have to say it, but... Yeah. It's heavy A. Heavy A. Okay.

A. H. You have the A.H at the end. No E.R. Speaking of niggas, Gary thinks Kodak Black is retarded. Really? Yeah, like, actually slow. Talk to me. He is a little slow. By the way he talks. I think he's like a savant, but go on.

A savant? I think this is all an act. So you think he'll, like... Act. Complete action. Like, when the camera's off is like this. Was that good? No, I don't think he's doing that, but I think it's a Florida thing, right? I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, and this is why,

the cable guy type deal? Yes. Akin to that. And this is why I think it, I watched a video of him, and he was imitating a white voice, right? He was like, he was, he was, oh, hi, I'm suburban. I'm a bourbon. He did this so perfectly, it's like, if you could talk like that, why not just do it? I'm a bourbon.

I think he's making the choice to tap into this, like maybe Florida market, play into this, like, caricature. With how the T. How's the T.I thing going to play out? If I'm T.I, leave it alone. And the reason I say, leave it alone is because, listen, like, Kodak Black said on his disc record, why are you trying to talk to me when you know I don't listen?

Right. And that is the truth when you're talking to one of these young guys, because you've got to think about how T.I. was when he was young. Couldn't nobody tell him shit either. And none of these kids are going to let you punk them via social media. And social media is their turf. Whatever you want to believe, if you're over a certain age, those young kids do that social media shit better than you.

Check my phone from today's interview. So while you're... I'm already being attacked during the podcast. So while you're out there talking logic, they're online making people laugh. You know what I'm saying? Now, Kodak has gotten to the point where he's crossed the line. He's...

DTI's wife, salute to Tiny. he called T.I.'s kids a gay slur. And it's like, there's nothing a man can do after that other than make a mistake. T.I. is too important to the culture. T.I.'s too smart. T.I.'ve been through too much shit. The let Kodak black trick him off the street. So I would hope that T.I. just lets it go. T.I. is having a rapper midlife crisis. You think so? And we're watching it happen and it's sad. Fame is addictive, man. And when you realize it's starting to slip away, you will grasp for it at straws. some people. Some people don't even realize it. But like, you should, if

you really cared about what Kodak said, give them a call. When you do it on social media, you're doing it for clout. Any time that you address something publicly, it is for clout, especially when you could call someone on their phone. Is that the problem with social media, though? Like, anything

you do could be misconstrued as clout chasing. But even to the point where it's like, you know, like when Nipsey died, it's like, I want to post to pick a Nipsey, but it's like everybody's doing it. You know what I'm saying? That's how I sound.

But if you're honest, like, I was very honest when I posted about Nipsey, because I was like this, I go, I didn't know him. But that's a testament to what he was doing. I was like, because I just knew him as a rapper. I didn't know everything he was doing outside of it. I was like, so him passing and all this stuff

coming to light, it was, it was inspiring to me. It was like, I just didn't know. You know? Yeah. So you were exposed to him. It wasn't like, I know Nipsey, we're cool. Yeah. And we're just like, dude, I had no idea.

It's like, it wasn't like what people are doing with the cathedral. Now that Notre Dame burned, everybody wants to flex that they went to Paris once. Yeah. Like, that's all that is. Like, everybody on the internet is like... I was just there in 2006. I was like, oh, I see what you're doing. You don't know you'll fuck.

You just want people to know you travel. I stayed away from that. The reason I stayed away from that. Because as soon as I heard Notre Dame, I was like, well, what the fuck is going on in Indiana? That's what I did. I'm like, there's no fucking fire truck in Indiana. I did not, I was not even thinking. Yeah.

And be totally honest with you, I didn't know it was a Notre Dame and fucking wherever it's at. Yeah, that's the OG. Where is the original? Paris? I had no idea. Yeah, yeah. Now, when I came on as Tukasci. Yeah.

I have people be like, you're cloud chasing. I go, dude, I'm not trying to be a rapper. Yeah. I was basically doing a hip-hop S&L skit. Yeah. I thought it was hilarious. You got some people, it was clout chasing. But what's, there's, okay.

Is there a fine line? No, no, but cloud chasing is fine. That's what I'd be thinking, too. But what if we're not cloud chasing? What if we're just using social media? You're a comedian, right? So it's like comedians, we cloutchase by making fun of things.

Like, that's our job, right? Right. So, T.I. is trying to act. T.I. is using the, uh, the guise of, we need to protect this woman and protect, you know, uh, what he, nipsy, this dead person. He's using as a guy's really to, like, address something for attention. I don't even know if he's aware of that. But the way you go about this shit is you just call Kodak and you say, hey, man, if you really

want to use this teacher moment, you say, hey, man, I want to call you personally because, you know, I think you're a good cat, I think you're really talented. And I just want you to think about how that might. it made her feel in a moment. Maybe you didn't mean it in that way, but it could be misconstrued. Just think about that and you do whatever you want, peace, love.

And I bet you that conversation leads to him going, fix it expeditiously. I agree with that. That's a threat, B, it's a threat. What do you think the kid's going to do? He's going to react like he's being challenged. But what if you get on social media and you say, because this is another thing that I think nobody did.

What if you tell him what he did wrong? Not just get on there and say, why do you guys doing on social? I mean, I'm just saying, what if you do? What if you took that approach, not even being aggressive, just like, yo, Kodak. You know, whatever, X, Y, Z you did. The same thing you would have said over the phone.

What if you just did it in a way over social media? The way you actually told him what he did wrong. Because that's one thing that they didn't do. They didn't tell him what he did wrong. Won't work. Right. It won't work if people are watching because when people are watching you start the school yard shit that we've been talking about forever, which is, ooh,

he's telling you what to do. And now it's just a battle of ego. And all these young kids, it'll be the oldest people, too. You got egos. Like someone clowns you in front of people as a big deal. Yeah. Like, when we're just hanging out with each other, we could be ruthless. But the second someone else is seeing us like, okay, I need to puff my chest.

I need to, Shaw, I got it. It does keep you from making that same mistake again, though. Meaning that nobody's going to disrespect Lauren London or even remotely say they want to get with Lauren London, you know, or anything like that. And I think that's what they were actually aiming for. Who knows? But I will say this, right? Did you watch funeral? I saw bitch and pieces of it on title.

Yeah. I don't like funerals, bro. I'm not going to mind if I can help it. I don't like, I just, I don't, I don't, I really don't like. I really don't like the service. I don't like them. You know what I mean? I like how they positioned it

as a celebration of life, you know? But, you know, I was saying? I have a problem with, like, and it's going to sound weird, and I know it's stupid and I know it's fucked up. Go. I can, like, people that I'm into, right? I'll post them.

I want people to know how like Andrew Schultz is a dope comedian. Yeah, yeah. Angela Rye is a dope, you know, activists, a voice, political voice. I got, I'll post, post, and then it's like, everybody start fucking with it? I pack off Like, all right

You know what I'm saying? You want to be the one That's about discovering It's just the fact that I don't want people To think I'm just on a bandwagon That's how Columbus felt Like he discovered America And everybody started going

He was like nah fuck out of here With all that shit I've been to America Like I don't need to But you understand what I'm saying Like nobody wants to be labeled Shit over there even Like you can't even

You can't even Yeah It was like all y'all going That would help him though If he had the gram shit is whack over there If he had the gram when he discovered America he could prove nobody was here.

There was no Native Americans. I'm here. I'm here. Some of our history's greatest moments if there was Instagram. Can you imagine Marilyn Monroe in front of Kennedy? You're his hoe.

Look at his hoe. You got a woman. Martin Luther King gave him the speech. Bars! My name got bars. I have a drink. You find out Jesus didn't really turn water to wine He cut his finger

And he put him in a wall Cloud chasing Oh, cloud chasing of Jesus Not until everybody that shit was wine Everybody fell for that shit Man, Moses Dude Yo, this dude George Washington

Chains in the game You think called the president The game change Oh my God man By the time the fourth president comes in like this I'd be like Dude I wasn't really fucking with president

I didn't know I didn't know guys gonna be doing a while man just yeah

he's like how is everybody free but they're still slaves and then the Kermit the Frog

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who had such a society like there's so many like I wanted it oh my

God I'm like this like this like there's so many good like do them do it bro bro

this is what inside jokes is about it's taking those bits there's one I go dude I would be like you know you always got guys going

black people be like man it's hard to be a slave you never hear white guys going man it's hard to be an owner because it's the same

temperature right they both was out there yeah and that one makes more sense no I just want to tell black people what to do for some reason

it's so hot. You know, think about it. It's never, it's never been South Carolina, right? Yes.

Hot as fuck weather, right? You've never been so hot where you're like, I don't want to work. All the time. I don't think that was a play joke. Is he going to like,

yeah. Literally, like, if I was like, if I was alive back in the 1800s, it was slavery and all that stuff, I could, dude,

my crops would be terrible. But my house, off the chain. Why? I'd have nothing but women. Like nothing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be the best dude ever.

Nobody be getting beat. Nobody be abused. It'd be like this. Dude, yeah, come on. A serious question. Yeah. Have y'all ever fantasized about being slave owners?

Is this white men? No. Look. It's like this. Everybody fantasizes about power, bro. No, but control. You want to know. There's no.

more power and control to that, bro. I fantasize about ending slavery. I do. I fantasize about how would you do it. I'm going to be one of those guys

that's making the change to do it. I wish I was alive to do that. How would you do it? How would you end it? I don't know, man. I'm not that smart, but I'd be a part of the solution. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, would you do Nat Turner it or would you do it in politics, like Abe Lincoln? I don't know. What's the Matthew McConaughey movie? The Free State of Jones? Oh, yeah. I don't remember that one. It didn't really can.

It didn't really can. It was just one of the many. slave movies that we have every year where the only country in the world that does this. It was good, but it throws you at the end because it's like black people finally got to vote, right? And like all these people trying to block the vote.

And then all of a sudden they give the votes, right? And all the slave owners were Democrats. All the people that wanted the slaves to be free were Republicans. And all the black people were Republicans. So they're showing the vote. And I go, I go, and you're watching it going, wait a minute, this is backwards. And you're like, oh, wait a minute.

Maybe it's not backwards. That's how it used to be. I was like this. Oh, it just. through me. Because the party switched. Yeah. The Democrats switch.

Around, actually the civil rights area. Yeah. You know what he invented to? The cut of the eyes. Or eyebrows. Wow. Wow.

That was him. Wow. I do remember. When he had that out. See how kids rewrite history, Chris? Big Daddy Kane. Oh, he didn't. Okay.

Big Daddy Kane. J.Z paid homage when he said three cuts in your eyebrows. Trying to while out. Okay? It's Big Daddy Kane. But, you know, but maybe Soldier Boy reintrodued it to a new generation. You know what I'm saying? Maybe he did that.

And only his influence could get people back on it. That is very true. Nobody started paying attention to Big Daddy Kane doing it until Soldier Boy did it. And then they started to go back and look at old pictures and look in old videos. And they realized like, oh shit, Soldier Boy influenced Big Daddy came from the future. It happens, man. Bro, it's the plot of Avengers. When you really think about it, Soldier Boy has had the timestone the whole time.

Really? His ability to influence the past from the future. you're absolutely goddamn right I mean the soul train Like when you really think about soul train Right There's no soul train line without Soldier Boy You can't spell soldier without soul

So how the fuck would you have a soul Train without Soldier Boy Taylor We're sitting here wondering how You need to really keep up It's fucked up But we're sitting here wondering how Soldier Boy can predict the future so well Because he comes from it

clearly this motherfucker is bouncing back and forth influencing time who's keeping soul alive if not soldier this shit is crazy first of all who's ja rule

who jaw the almighty uh Rastafara son son son

son son son yes yes yes This whole time, we've been waiting for Jesus to come back. He been back.

And he's been here. He been here. This whole time we've been waiting for Christ to return. And he was right there in motherfucking Kylie Park. He was right there in fucking Compton. Soul job. Charlemagne, when Christ is up there on the cross, what position is he in? You.

You! He has risen. He has risen. He has risen Holy shit Holy shit Holy Holy shit

Why didn't I put this shit together sooner? It's not for us to put together, bro Bishop T.D. Jake's got a whole new sermon He got to preach Sunday, bro. Oh, absolutely. We have figured this shit out. The return to Christ has happened already

and his name is Solja boy. Now, let me ask you. a question, Charlemagne. Let me ask you a question, Charlemagne. Now, you got, imagine, imagine you hear all these people talking about, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, had the best comeback of 2018. Blah, blah, blah,

had the best comeback, right? And you yourself know, you are Jesus coming back. He told us he had the best comeback of 2018. By the way, I told people, I said, if Christ was the return, nobody would believe him.

I said he'd have to be trended, number one on Twitter and somebody would have to acknowledge that this is indeed Christ. Soldier Boy today right now, what is he doing, Taylor? What is he right now? He's the number one trending topic on Twitter. His banner is up

on Twitter and we have put the pieces together. So we're all trying to get ours right. J. Jah, which is God. Boy. Boy. I don't know the boy part just yet. We're failing out the boy. The boy. The boy is just.

The boy is just to fit into this era, that's all, to make the medicine more digestible. That's all. That's the candy within the medicine. If he called himself Soljaman, it wouldn't be the same. It wouldn't be the same. The boy's a little more humble. Exactly. Boy, we watched him grow from a boy to a man.

We wouldn't take him serious back then when he was a boy, but now he's returned as a full-grown man. We will recognize his greatness. Yes, but we never take the man serious. Remember when Bow Wow tries to take the little out? Another one of the soldier's son He was in the fucking prank that video Shaking his little ass Yes he was

Taylor Hush A lot of people was here before Jesus But who gets to credit The J man Okay Did you need to stop it Taylor It just has to stop

It's all crazy bro This is why Jesus didn't want to return In the form he came to before He had to return In the presence of a young man From Mississippi Because people wouldn't respected any other way.

Let me ask you a question. Talk to me. Some of the stories of him escaping a mudslide and him. Sounded the very Jesus like. Would you refer to them as miracles? He walked, listen. What did he tell us? Bro.

And he slipped up this morning. What did he said? He slipped up on the breakfast clock. Because he said when he got out of the car, he said I was running through the mudslide. And I was like, how you run through a mudslide? He was like, oh, oh, I swam. He didn't want to fucking tip it off. He didn't want to tip it.

Jesus, when he came back the first time, he walked on water. Now I'm running on water. Running on mudslides. Crank that. Crank that. This is crazy, bro. I'm going to be honest with you. This is something different.

I wasn't expecting this. Taylor, is this how you feel? I was trying to figure out why I felt so touched. I haven't felt like this as I went to the potter house in Dallas. And I listened to Bishop T.D. J.J.'s preach. I wonder why I felt so touched this morning. I could tell. See you in the interview.

You were ignited, bro. You were energized. Yes, yes, you were. Spirit was in there. Your hands went up. Yes! Did you notice? Your hands went up.

I've never had sweat stains in my life. Why were you sweating you think? Why were you sweating you think? I'm going to tell you some real shit. Talk to me. All jokes aside. If you go to that video and you pause it and you look at the sweat stains, you see.

They're in the shape of soldier boy. Holy shit. They're in the shape of soldier boy. Same way people used to look in their starbucks come sometimes and see Jesus. You look at the cloud and see Jesus. My sweatsh stains were in the shape of soul. I'm telling you, I don't want to spook anybody. I don't want to spook anybody.

I don't want to blow soldiers covered too much because remember what they did to Jesus last time. Okay? I'm just letting you know. Soldja. Hold on. Soja boy is the real deal. Can we, hey, guys, let me just think about something right here.

The last supper, right? That Jesus had, right? we don't know if it was supper. We don't know what meal it was. It could have been breakfast. It was very true. It could have been breakfast.

Because all they had was bowls. Could have been oatmeal. Nobody eating fucking oatmeal at dinner. What are you eating bowls? Cereal and oatmeal. That's breakfast. Wait for it. Wait for it.

Soldier or excuse me. Jesus was killed by or whatever by his homeboy who, what was his name? Judas. Judas. Judas. Judas. and Judas was he envious?

All I'm saying is you can't spell Mary without ye. Now, we are talking about someone who's the son of God. Whoa. Bro. Mary, envy, God. Soldier! Solia! Charlemagne.

This is different. That was the last supper. Soldier boy is really Jesus. Bro. Now I'm sweating, bro. Now I'm sweating. He told y'all about his comeback. We laughed.

The same way we would laugh. Everybody laughed at Jesus. He told y'all. He said, I'm back. The return of Christ has happened in the form of DeAndre Cortez's way. And we're laughing. He told y'all. He walked on water before.

Now he runs through mud slides. What if the home invasion, what if the home invasion that happened to him was them trying to come and kill Jesus again and hang him up on the cross? But this time, he was prepared. He was ready. Judas couldn't get him this time, baby.

No. Whoa. I hope y'all got goosebumps out. I hope y'all got goosebumps out there fucking listening, all right? Y'all going to start looking at, listen, this is what we all need to go do. We'll follow Soldier Boy right now. I did it this morning. I never followed Soldier Boy in my life.

But I went to his page, and when I went to his page, it said follow back, right? Last time I felt like that was when I was in the Potter House and Bishop T.D.J. said, come give you a life to Jesus. And the ushers were standing up and they had their hands out. And I was like fighting it. Like, nah, I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Same way I was fighting it all last week when everybody was following Soldier Boy,

following Soldier Boy because of whatever he said about Tiger. When I saw the follow back today, I didn't hesitate. I didn't hesitate. I gave my life to Soul Jai. I gave my soul to Jha this morning. Have you given your soul to Jha, Andrew? Okay. Hold on.

Chris, have you given your soul to Jaya? I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it right now. Taylor, have you given your soul to Jha? Okay, don't worry about it. Alex, there you, Alex, give your soul to Jai. Dwayne, have you given your soul to Jha? Okay.

We got to, listen, man. I just did it. This is not up for debate anymore. I just did it. It's not up for debate, debate in any way, shape, or form. I just did. I mean, according to his Instagram, he's been wearing the same outfit for the last three days.

When have you ever seen Jesus in a change of clothes? Jesus. Come on, man. This has to stop. Jesus wore that robe. Jesus wore that robe. Jesus wore that robe. from the day he was born.

That was the sheet he was born in. Then they turned that sheet into a robe. And then he died with that sheet around his genitals on the cross. Jesus. Come on. I'm going to stop saying Jesus Christ. I'm a soldier boy.

Soldier boy. All right. You want to talk about business now, Tats? Holy shit. You finally want to talk about business? Oh, my God. It's glasses from alone, man. I did this.

Once again. Once again, that's why when people hear the song, Tupac must die. Two Pock deserves to die. This is glasses all the time. I don't understand what's wrong. It's art and people are not ready to just be objective about art. We're not going to talk about this shit anymore.

Let's talk about something else. We're not talking about Arkellian. No. We're not talking about how people make some money. All right. Let's talk about how black people make some money. Let's go. We had Bullie Con last week.

Made a lot of money. A lot of black people made some money. So we gave our 15K trip to Thailand. We had a pitch competition Had all types of... Hey, you know what you can do in Thailand? You know what? Jesus Christ.

I asked when you left the room, what was doing? He was not like, what can you do in Thailand? Because he told Glasses, he was like, I forgot what they bet. He was like, I'll bet you a trip to Thailand. I'm like, why Thailand? Because I have a partner resort in Thailand. Oh, got you, got you, got you. I don't know what's going on.

So basically in Thailand, that's for me the name of this podcast. I don't know what's going on. God damn. That new name. Remember the show, one night in Thailand. Anyway, there's a district in Thailand where you can... Don't worry about it. Let's keep going on.

Let's talk about the debates, right? Let's talk about the debate. I still don't know what the hell is going on. There's just a lot of, like, sex trafficking. I had a good conversation. We were talking about the debates last night. Did you watch? What was the day?

When did they? Yeah, so it was the one that came on Tuesday night. And, you know, everybody's talking about Mary Ann Williamson. And the thing she said, she had some poignant things to say about reparations. She killed her. You see what I'm saying? She's the most searched person on Google. I'm voting for her.

See what I'm saying? Because she's coming with the tangibles. The tangible. There's my thing. This is my exact point. She's closer than everybody else. She's closer than your girl. Every single person on that stage last night had plans.

No, they never said numbers. They never said. Yes, they did. She said no committee. What are y'all talking about? She's going to break bread. You need to go ahead. She's talking about she wants to actually give people money.

Your girl, your girl, Kamala is like, well, I think we need to study that because it's complicated. And we need to talk about education and criminal justice. You're a one-issue voter. Yes. When it comes to this, absolutely, because the one issue that matters for me. That's the only thing we're going to get. Because let me be honest. You're only getting that.

Yo, I'm in a rule full of one percent. You're a $500 trillion. You're working on. You're a one percent. You're not act. Like that's, oh, come on, bro. It's the only thing that should matter. That's the only thing that should matter to a black person is representing.

You're a one percent. You're a one percent. This is not act like you're not. This is my whole point with this whole conversation. We have gotten so far away from actual substance in our political arena that all we care about is moments in sound bites. I love Marianne Winston. I've been watching.

I've been walking fucking on and it wins me because she was coming on Oprah in the 90s. She'd be all over Oprah Super Soul Conversation. We had on the breakfast club way back. Like I love her because she talks about the healing of America. All that stuff she's saying on stage about dealing with your trauma and your hurt. She's been on that. She actually got a book called The Healing of America.

That's actually great. She came out of 97. So I like Mary Ann Williamson. All I'm simply saying is she gave you moments. She gave you things that sounded good. Elizabeth Warren, Senator Bernie Sanders, Mayor Pete, Tim Ryan. They were all up there talking about actual policies, legislations, Medicare, things that could possibly get through

Senate. She just gave y'all things that made y'all feel good and everybody started searching them and saying it's going viral. So my thing is, do we actually care about substance or do we care about moments? Here's what I care about. Here's what I care about. Number one, when Japanese Americans who were born here, had businesses here, had homes and children's and families, when World War II happened, they took those Japanese Americans and they put them in internment camps. When the war was over, they gave them their property back and they repaired them. They gave them money. The Native Americans who were slaughtered and everything else are still getting reparations. So of those reparations are for treaties that were supposed to be allocated to black people.

All right? So when you look at what happened here, black people were not, you know, bought to America. They were bought to the New World and we built America. And so when I look at people talking about we need to study it, especially somebody who's black, who knows good and hell well, that we're not all criminals. You know what I'm saying? Like if you do prison reform, yes, it affects me if I get arrested, but I'm not a criminal. And I didn't go to an ACEBCU.

What's the point? Barack Obama said we need. Barack Obama didn't agree with it at all. Barack Obama was full of shit too. That's why I say you should do. My point is I would rather a candidate say we're actually going to cut the check and not get that. Wait, wait, let me finish. And not give me the whole, you know, dog and pony show with Tina Hecy Coats and Danny Glover.

What the fuck is Mr. going to do when it comes to actual cash? Oh, no, because that's what we mean. You know, I like what he said, but I didn't hear anything that moved me because all they were doing on that thing was, look at what it actually said. If we want to talk about words, it says to study whether or not there should be a committee form to deal with the task of reparations. Do I think black people should get reparations? Of course, where Ode, my point is, out of two hours of substantive conversation from 10 different candidates, the only thing that matter to black folks should be reparations. That's no plan, no nothing, just, yes.

Let's give everybody $200. Let me name me one thing clear and specific that Camilla Harris is going to do for black people. Kamala Harris and she wants to give, what, what is, $75 billion for black entrepreneurship and homeownership and HBCUs? Okay. First of all. Matter of fact, I'll read it to you verbatim. I mean, because I went to temple, so an HBCU thing ain't going to help me unless you're going to take care of my Howard daughter. But, I mean, like, I'm talking about specifically for black people because a lot of those HBCU scholarships go to Asian kids.

I know because I see the moving out of my kid's dorm. You know what I mean? So, like, we got to talk actual substance. Here's the thing. Bill Clinton ran on free health care. He ran on Medicaid. He ran on a whole lot of promises and stuff too. I'm not buying that.

She has a $60 billion plan and she wants to invest it into black business owners and historically black colleges. That's not reparations. That is an influx of cash. That is not reparations. Because Native Americans specifically, you have been one plan that she has for black people. That's big though.

What is reparations? How's that vague? Reparations to me is cash, just like it was for the Native Americans. Just like when Bernie Sanders says, reparations for black people is divisive. get cash. They still get a check. Yes, they do.

No, Native Americans get casinos. They get land. They get land. They get land. And they get checks. And they get taxed. And they get taxed.

And they get checks. They get checks. They get checks. They get checks for being Native American. They get checks for being part of the casino. They get a percentage

based on that casino. I just want my 48. I'm not, listen, yes. I want to, you don't know what to do the mule. Guess what I'll find a mule. This is what I'm not going to do it. I want the fucking new.

Let's you're not going to do it a mule. . That's the Drew and Max Silverado today. That's upgraded. But the thing that you want to call. All I'm simply saying is. But listen, the mule was not a part of the real deal. That became something we added on later that's part of it.

Like, for reading. 40. I just want my 40 acres. Just let me get started. What if that's what Lil Nas's song was about the whole time? That's not what that song's about. All I'm simply saying is it was a two-hour debate. The mules in the bag. And that one sound bike.

I don't even think y'all watched the debate. I watched the whole thing. And so that was the one take. That was the one take. You started all talking Mary Williamson. I'm here for it. She was the most searched

person on boo-woo. Who do you think was searching her? Everybody black. Black people? One bullshit. Because we can't get in lip service. Hillary Clinton came on your show

and said I had horse sauce in my bag and you let her ride on it. You didn't ask her to open her bag? No, what I said to her was, no. Am I lying? Am I lying? Yes, you are lying. Run the tape.

Run the tape. You are lying. Somebody run the tape. What I said to her was, this is one of those times. where they're going to say you're pandering the black people. Yeah, but did you ask her to open her back? Because she could approve it right there.

When I'm specifically saying to you, this is one of those times. And that's the honest answer. Bro, that's not tangible. It's just like when her husband's a lot. So what would me saying open the bags? Let me see that soft. But I interview. I'll give me a second.

No, I want to know what you think. On this. In her bag, there's hot sauce in there. What would that have done? If I was like, let me show me the hot sauce. Because at least she would have gone. She wouldn't look like a liar. And it would have proved it the same way when I interviewed.

She told him. I believed her? No, I didn't believe her at all. She's a fucking politician. So what happens is the question is... That fucked up. We in a world... Hold on a second.

Everybody like, will you believe a politician? No, no, no. So the question was this. And me saying to her... No, I'm defending you. This is one of those times. They're going to say you're pandering to black people. Right.

Because... People always say about her. Let's say you said, let's see the hot sauce on your bag, right? If she does a vats sauce on the bag... If she doesn't, she goes, I thought you meant what is something I carry with me, like when I'm going out to eat? because they might not have it.

And now she's out of the question. She didn't even have a bag. She didn't even have a bag. So she came in the bag. So you don't have the bag. But the question is a hypothetical. What is something that you have that in your bag that people wouldn't know

that you have? By asking, by saying what he says, you call out what you're thinking. Which is, are you pandering to black people saying, show me the fucking Chalua. It's Franks, we're black. Franks, red hot. We're black.

You're supposed to be up on this show. He's slipping, sir. I just started doing hot. Hot food. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah. All I'm simply saying is... The only thing black people should care about in this election is reparation.

Period. Because everything else is really gone. No way. Everything else is going to be a general. We've already had the dog and police show on everything else. Everything else. Look, Bill Green in 1992 was talking about universal health care. Did it happen?

Listen, y'all love Bernie. I don't love Bernie. Bernie said that reparations was divisive while he voted for reparations for Jewish people. So you're a one-voted issue where you're only going to vote on reparations. It's the most important issue to me. No, I'm not only going to vote. It's the only thing that matters for black people. Why?

Because what else is somebody going to? Because we built this country and everybody else is on our shoulders. There's one thing somebody can do for black people. Everybody talks about tangibles. I want to ask you all something. When did Bernie vote for? Is ever going to get through to a Republican Senate? They think that bill is going to ever get passed.

It's a great chance is not, right? But the point is it's not. Let's focus on what the only thing that shit matter to us. When did Bernie vote for reparations for Jews? He didn't vote for it. He said that they said that. they should receive it. Take money from another country, sure.

Why wouldn't you vote for that? I don't know. But if you're saying the reparations for black, wait, wait, wait, here's my point. If you're saying the reparations

are divisive for black people, why aren't they divisive for Jewish people? It's divisive because the country in it of itself is going to pay for it. When you're saying Jews, the country became a superpower off of my blood. Listen. The country became a superpower off of my blood.

The country should pay for it. Okay. But all I'm simply saying is, why is that the sound bite of a two-hour debate? Did America become a superpower off of your blood? blood? Meaning off of the blood of people who built this country, my ancestors.

A lot of people built this country. Bro, not like black people. Were Asians involved in it? Of course they were involved. Do they get counted in it? No, they don't get counted in it. Hold on. Do white people get counted in that at all? Like the white people who fought for the independence of the country?

Do they get counted in that? No, because they got an army pension. We could try that again. And the first person... They didn't get an army pension. Yes, they did. On top of that the very first... They got one month pay afterwards.

One month pay. How much pay to we can? talking about now. How much pay do we get? I'm just saying, who died first in the Revolutionary War? Governor Morris. Who died first in the Revolutionary War? Who died first in a revolutionary war? Not to mention when it comes to white people, when it comes to white people, Christmas addicts. Not Atticus.

Atticus is a character for Spartacus, but that's okay. Anyway, last night checked, black people are the only people in the history of this country that have fought in every war for America. If you were interviewed, if you were interviewed Mary Ann Williamson and she said that, right? Wait, did you just say white people didn't fight in, in what war did white people not fight. The Civil War, you remember the Confederates? No, I'm saying, there are white people who are living now who are descended from the Confederacy who fought against the Union, which is these United States.

Black people have consistently fought for America. We're the only people who can say that. Point blank, period. What about the North? What about the Union fighters in the North? I'm not talking about the Union fighters in the North. Are they not from America? Oh, my fucking God. So what exactly are we debating right now? What country are we debating right now? What is the debate right now? Do you know how America works? I do you know how America was formed us? Talking about what in the debate right now, though. The debate is what I'm saying is black people are old reparations because we are consistently American.

What I'm saying the head was that that's denying reparations. I'm just denying your knowledge of American history. Oh, I know my American history. No, you don't. I know that the Confederates were white. Were they not? Were the Confederates right? Yes or no.

No shit. Okay, then. But that has nothing to do with you saying that black people are the only people who have fought in every American War. As a whole. As a whole. What was that Abraham Lincoln guy? Puerto Rican?

Abraham Lincoln did not want to go down as the press. That is kind of debatable. But on top of Abraham Lincoln did not want to go down as the president that fucked up the country. It was not about slavery. The civil war was not about slavery. But again, again, it was about the money. But again, I'm not mad at that.

Like, I don't think. Y'all ain't asking the one fundamental question. Like you were, like, both of you said, you know, she brings up hot sauce and you ask what's in her back? Ask Mary Ann Williams and how she's going to get the reparations. Now we, now we're asking her. I want to plan.

Because I asked them. And you know what she said? What? I don't know. Whatever we get money from. Can I ask a question? When Notre Dame burned down, why is it that America can find billions for Notre Dame real quick?

Hold on. Hold on. So, here's the thing. When I was a young kid. Nobody had a plan for reparation. When I was a young kid. You know who has a plan?

Not none of the candidate. Tone talks. Guys, guys, guys, guys. You need to bring Tony here. Or Dr. Clyde Anderson. And get them to. Listen, listen. Listen, listen.

Listen, when I was a kid, there was this, a buddy told me that if we met the boat every time it came in, there was like this little ferry. And if you met the ferry, every time it came, they were going to pay us $80 a week, right? All we had to do is meet it, right? And I wanted that $80 a week. So I never asked him where that money came from. I never asked him how we were going to get paid. I never asked them if we were ever going to get paid. I just knew I was getting $8 a week at the end of the summer.

And the end of the summer came, I was like, bro, when are we getting $80 a week? and he was, oh, I guess they're not paying us. And I think that that's what's happening now is we're so intoxicated with the idea of receiving this money. We're not asking how it's actually going to get that. I asked Marianne Williamson, how she does not have a house? She just like, wherever we get money from any other time. The fact that she said, while Notre Dame was still burning down, how did America find money to pay for Notre Dame? That's not $500 trillion dollars.

$500 billion. She said $200 to $500 billion. No, she said trillion. We need to give her the plan. She said trillion. We need to give her the plan. It's our fault for not having the plan. All I'm saying is...

We have the plan. It's been written down. All you got to do is pick up paronomics. So next time you get her in here, you hand her the plan. This is the plan to make sure we get this money. What's the plan? Well, Taz, what's the plan? Plan is very simple.

First of all, you allocate land. You give us... What land? Where? That's not money, though. You want Area 51? Oh, God damn it. No, I don't want...

You tell me what land, because I'm just... I'm just trying to be pragmatic. Area 51. Y'all got it. It's like, tell me what land. You put that in the Lack. That's what black people did. We put the aliens in the area of 51.

You figure out where all the land on. You figured out how to work. That's the fuck is you can figure the rest of this shit out. Thank you. You figured out when it works in your bed. I wasn't here then. Not you. That's what I'm going to make this clear.

All white people are not racist, but every white person in America benefits from racism. I don't think really white people. That's a whole. But that's what we started out. But it is what we're talking about. No, we're not. Because if you benefit. Hold on a lot.

We'll get there to say. I just want to get. When we started. doing it because I don't want to get this. Real quick, real quick, real quick. So here's the thing. Right now we have a situation. We're all very passionate about this. I think everybody in this room wants the best for black Americans. I think that's safe. How we get and if reparations are the best possible thing. And I think there's, I think there's a great argument for reparations outside of slavery, right? Because if you want to make the argument that slavery has happened

across every country in the world, you'll be 100% right. You got Jim Crow segregation. Wait, wait for it. You got massive incarceration. So outside of it. that redlining. Redlining. Jim Crow segregation, right? The restriction of economic empowerment to black people specifically in America, to me, is a way better argument for reparations than even slavery because every country throughout history has had slavery.

It is all of that, though. Mary Ann Williamson brings all that. I'm not denying that. So when people have asked me, because initially my reaction to reparations was, nah, that's preposterous. How do you have to do it? And then I looked into it. I was like, no, there is a great argument for it because of the specific and targeted

restriction of economic development of a specific community in America, right? There you. 100%. So how we go about that is different. You say it's very simple. I don't think it's that simple, but I'm curious to learn from you how we go so test. You tell us how we do it. Where does that money come from and how do we make it happen?

Where did the money come from to fight the wars? Where did the money come from to... Wars making money. Bro, exactly. But guess what? We're always talking about stimulating... Lincoln printed up the money. Hell, the secret service was created because there was too many counterfeiter

happening out here not to protect the president that came after Lincoln was assassinated. So when you look at the entirety of what's happened with black people, it still starts from slavery and then everything happened. There were no police until it started to get to a point where there were a whole lot of flea black people running around here. And then all of a sudden, hey, we got to have, we got to control this. And so the slave cash is started to become police and things of that nature started to happen.

You see how you're not answering the question? I am answering your question. You're not. You're avoiding the question. How do you split the money up? Like who gets the money? He does. Are you a direct descendant of slaves?

You can easily prove that. All you have to do is go to the 18. What about the Caribbean? What about the Caribbean? That's a whole different argument. Because it depends on what island it is. That means Marcus Garvey wouldn't have got reparations. Yeah, no.

No, not at all. That's crazy. Barack isn't. No, Barack is not getting up. Everybody is not in. Maybe that's why Kamala doesn't want reparations. Of course Kamala doesn't want reparations. She is for reparations.

She is for reparations. She should get no reparations. She should not get reparations. She should not get reparations. She shouldn't get it. She actually says she's for some form of reparations. Some form. Just like, just like Zuckerberg said there'll be some form of Facebook.

Here's the thing. That's a more logical answer. A more logical answer is some form of reparations. That's a d'clock. We ain't getting $500 trillion. You're never going to convince America to give out $500 trillion dollars. I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is my 40 acres.

All I want. I want more than just a land. You ain't got to give me. It might not be in America though. I'll take it wherever you got it. Wherever you got it. It's running. Let's sell some place.

Give me 140 acres in Belief. Y'all say that. They're going to fucking dish out Antarctica to y'all niggins. I'll take it a bunch of coal ass. It has to be habitable. Turn that shit up. I bet you everybody's going to want to be up there.

Five years. Yo. Everybody going to want to be in here. But you see how difficult it is for us to even say where the money's coming from? The money is going to come from. The government prints money every single day for bullshit. Bro, I guarantee him to you.

Bro, I guarantee him to you. If you look at what's in the budget with the goddamn gold fucking toilet seats and all that's on the goddamn bullshit that they come up with. Let me get you. Go ahead glasses. When Abraham Lincoln. When Abraham Lincoln. This is why Abraham Lincoln is my favorite president and the best president of all time.

This guy. He's the guy. Listen, I'm going to tell you why Abraham Lincoln is my guy. He is, right? One, when the country tried to split, he fought them and made them stay down. That's my kind of guy. Two, right, he freed the slaves. True, it wasn't because he necessarily cared about black people, none of that.

But I'm going to cripple your economy. So I'm going to free these people. I hate the idea of you splitting so much that I'm going to take your property and now they're going to fight for me in a war. and if you cross over here, you free. I'm going to do whatever it takes to cripple your side in the war. He was against slavery before he was president. Right? That's my kind of guy, right?

Again, if I would have slaves back then, if you could have slaves, I would have some. I mean, I wouldn't have to hang nobody because I'm big enough to fight people. Ooh, classes. It's the truth. I'm saying it was a thing. Yeah, we lying ourselves when we talk about that too, though. You did. In Africa, you did.

You all have slaves in Africa. No, no. You can't compare that, bro. Not Western. Yes, you can. Not Western. 100%. You think.

You think slaves in Africa? No, no, no, no. No, no, no. Northern Africans have slaves, not Western Africans. I do think about that, though. Like, if I could have slaves, when I had slaves. Western Africans absolutely had slaves because that's where the Europeans got the slaves won for America. The triangle trade slave, the slave trade.

The post was owned by those countries. This is true. 100% they do. Western Africa definitely had slaves. No, they had slaves there. They had slaves there. They were prisoners of war. Those are not slaves.

Well, like 50% to 60% of all slaves came through Gats. dwarf in Charleston, South Carolina directly from what they're. No, no, again, they're prisoners of war. They weren't slaves. Yes, they were. No, they were. Absolutely. The prisoners of war, Musa had slaves. They were on, of course. I think they just gave up the niggas that was whacked.

No, the niggas that they beat up on. You said, we all defended for, we all descended from, we all descended from black-ass nigglas. I really feel that way. And I think that the ones of us that have that blood enough. I'm not saying, they didn't come back for us. I don't explain it. I think the ones that's why they call us to have that blood in us.

They was like, let them nicks go. But we did, we did. We did. They wasn't slaves, no show. I think there were some of us that's like, get these niggas to fuck out of here. These niggas that fucking up. Sell them to the Europeans.

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For me, I don't think it's worth it for getting shot nine motherfucking times. I'm not saying whether it's worth. Or getting stabbed to any of that shit. That's not cool. I'm not saying it's worth it, right? I'm saying that's the gamble. It's like, let's say we're playing a hand of poker, right? And the hand of poker you have in your cards right here,

you have a 55%. No, let's say you have a 25% chance of winning the hand, right? And let's say playing the gangster shit and playing up the gangster shit and living that life is the same thing. You got a 25% of making it big and getting out. And dying right after. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You got to add that in.

25% chance is making it big, being a millionaire, transitioning into regular fame like 50. 75% chance is you're going to die. If you're a young rapper, do you roll those fucking? fucking dice on 20%. Be Drake. Yeah. Be Kendrick. I feel like...

I feel like people... Everybody can rap like that, you know? Be big song. This is my thing. This is my thing about it. If the success rate was so great, it would be worth it. But when you see people using crime and using all the craziness to get that fame and get that money, what is it worth if you lose it all so quickly? or die or end up in jail.

Tupac is dead. What is it? It's not worth it to me. Tupac is dead after, and he got killed the second time he got shot. Think about that. He got killed the second time he got shot.

That was his second one. They shot you like three or four times before. All I know. And you double down. I know. I'm with you. All I know is if I'm 20 years old, I'm in the hood.

Why aren't you doing it now? I got 10 friends. Growing up, seven of whom are either dead or in jail for the rest of their life, I don't think I'm going to make it past 24. I don't got a lot to lose. I don't think I'm going to make, no, no, I'm putting myself in the mentality of, right? A kid who doesn't think he's going to make it past 24, he already could get killed on the street making little drug money.

Why not go for the fucking glory? I'm not saying you should do this, but I empathize with a young kid like Tukashi who's like, I could just be nothing and do jack shit or I could roll the dice and there's a 20, there's a 10% chance.

There's a 5% chance. Yeah, but it's not just nothing or crime. There's other things that you can do to be successful. Yes, man. Like, we acting like, we acting like Ken. I don't know if I'm not articulating as well. I don't know if, it's like.

Yes. All that shit is dumb. Look at now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? you know why bunk shit didn't pop off because he didn't have no music. At the end of the day,

Takashi got the records. Takashi album gonna come out Friday. I don't know what's gonna be on it. I don't know what the, but people are gonna be having them bops. Like you gotta have something behind that shit. You know, we acting like 50 didn't make incredible music.

Nobody said that. We acting like Pock didn't make incredible music. Nobody blows off just antics. In fact, the antics is actually some bullshit. The antics are actually a distraction. You don't have to do the antics. Yeah, but the antics gets you the exposure.

I don't know. Hey, listen, Van Gogh cut his ear off. That's all we know about Van Gogh. What are antics, though? How many paintings of Van Gogh you can name? Antig. He was a fire painter, but I can't name it. Name one.

He was a fire painter. I don't know if he's fire. You don't even know if he's fire. You can't name a fuck about him cutting his ear off is because his paintings was fire. You can't name a same painting. Have you ever heard of Van Gogh? True story.

Van Gogh had a brother around the same time. His name was Van Ho. Cut his dick off. Nobody cared because his paintings was trash. Wow. Wow. My point is you can't name a single painting. But you could name the antics.

You could name the ant. No, it's not true. Why would his, hold on, why would his brother have the same first name and a different last name? And his name was Hull. That's the hell of names work. Ho, Van Hove. Okay, what about Van Lathen?

Van Lathen cut all his fat off. Oh, shit. And nobody gave a fuck until this year when he created some good art. Yeah. All right? He created some content. All right. He created some content

that we could care about. Exactly. Nobody gave a fuck about Van Lathan until he created some content we give a fuck about. That's all I'm saying. Well, he had a moment. He definitely had a moment.

Content, baby. You got to capitalize on your moment. If you are to do these antics that are very dangerous and stupid, in my opinion, once you get where you're going, you should cut it off then. You should just, hey, guess what?

I got great music though. I know. That's why it's not too late. That's why it's not worth it. Every bit of this is part of it. A face tattoo is a form of this. I'm fine with that. No, I know. I'm saying a face tattoo is a form of what can I do to get exposure for me? Why don't I get some weird shit on my face? Didn't do that,

but you don't have to say. You know what else is a part of it? A big chain. A big weird chain. I'm fine with all this. They're all antics. So we agree that antics gets you exposure. It's the kind of antics. What we don't agree with is how crazy the antics are. No, it's adjective you got to put in front of antics. Dangerous. Criminal antics. Dangerous antics. Like, why? Why are you beefing with all these motherfuckers? Like, this motherfucker beefed with all the most dangerous people in the world for what? You know how XXX got popping? Beefing with people.

Fighting on the internet. Yeah. There were videos of him fighting on the internet. And he'd be talking mad. And he'd be talking mad. And talking mad shit. He was talking mad shit. And that gave him exposure to art that was exceptional.

And then people really got into the art. But it was these crazy, sit here and act. If we're going to sit here and act like these crazy antics don't draw attention. We didn't say that. We didn't say, hey, don't draw attention. We're saying, are they worth it in the end? Because before 6-9, we were saying the same thing about X-X-Tintoshion. Somebody going to hurt this little boy.

Somebody going to kill this little boy. Like, God bless the day. Same shit was said about 50. And they tried. And they did. But he made it out. So that's the game, B. It ain't worth it, y'all.

Especially when you got 20 other examples of people who ain't even doing that shit and making way more money. I'm sure the same shit was said about Chief Keefe. I'm sure the same shit was said about who are some other rappers. and all them and all them street rappers. Like, it's literally 20 other guys out here that's winning and that ain't doing nothing of that shit. Hundreds of other guys. Chance the rapper, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Jay Cole,

fucking Big Sean, Waleigh, Domingos, motherfucking, Kodak Black. Kodamack was in the jailhouse the other day. You know what Kodak Black is doing now? Making everybody laugh. Yes. Kodak Black is like, man, this jail shit ain't cool. Yeah.

But he used that as exposure to get there. Gucci also used that as exposure. exposure to get there. We're not talking about... Gucci was a kid who had to go to jail numerous times to figure it out. To finally figure it out. Gucci caught a body.

By the way, most of your motherfuckers ain't catching nobody and not getting thrown under the jail. Correct. Unless you're in Florida, would you stand your ground law or in Georgia where it's a self-defense law. Right.

Okay? Like, all these... Like, you're going to fucking jail. Like, brother, I'm sorry, man. I just don't think nothing to say. We can't say that it's not effective in terms of getting you notoriety. It's just what it's when you pull out of the game. Some people pull out at the right

time. Some people don't. But it will give you the exposure. I think your advice to Takashi the whole time has been, yo, you got it. People are into the music now. Back off the fuck shit. Why? That shit is going to do nothing but lead you in jail a dead. And he's in jail now. That shit ain't worth it. Never. All those antics don't mean nothing. Now you in jail. That 1.7 you got in the bank. You're not all legal fees. Yeah, you got nothing. So here's a general fees. All that work and hard work you did. Here's a question. Everything gone.

Here's a question. Let's say he doesn't snitch. Let's say he makes it through jail. He fights it and he wins. Does he become a legend? Shows you too old to be thinking like this. Yeah. All right.

I respect it. I get it. You know, it's a great conversation starter. Kids. Don't do it. Listen, it's kids out of here that still think X, X, X, X, X is still alive. Don't do it. Okay?

Not worth it. If Takashi 6th,000. If Takashi 6-9 beats this case, I'll suck his dick. He only has to ask me. Oh, shit. Oh, my God. This is creepy. Oh, my God.

Miko, all jokes aside. Would you suck his dick if he beats this case? Fuck no. Fuck no. So would you suck his dick if he beats this case? That's going to be a no for me. Sorry. I'm just letting you know for me to say something like that,

let me know he not be you. getting out. No, I don't know how much time he's going to get, but he's getting some time. Yeah, it's not happening. At the least they're going to get him on violating the parole. And I can't imagine him coming out being the same person either. I can't. I mean, jail can make you crazy.

Yeah. I don't even know about the crazy. I just feel like he's going to realize that all the shit he was doing because I don't believe all of it was real. I believe a lot of it was antics. And he's going to, after that humbling experience of jail, I feel like when he gets out, he's not going to be the same. I hope so.

I mean, I hope so, man. Because, you know, even when he was on a breakfast club last week, He was saying things like, oh, Shal, I mean, I give you your props. Like, X, Y, and Z happened. He thought he was untouchable. He thought he was invincible. He thought he was that naked. You didn't got shot at through Y.

But he kept getting away with it. He never, he got away with so many small things that he was doing, the rape allegations, the, every little thing that happened to him, he got away with it. He came out of it, still talking his shit, still being himself. And now something's sticking. And now he's just probably like, holy fuck, this ain't a joke. It's real. Yeah, I mean, I think this is the realest thing that ever happened to him. How much time you think he'll get realistically?

Or how much time you think he'll spend in prison realistically? It depends on how much he snitches to me. You think he's doing eight to ten years? Eight to ten. That die coming out. That die ain't going to be in there. I'm going to Bobby Smurder got. Bobby Smurder got seven?

Seven, yeah, I believe. Takaja probably get late. He'll get between like seven and ten. Do you think he has enough goodwill in the jail community to like make it through. Nope. He doesn't have goodwill in there. You denounced your set.

You denounced your set. You denounced your set. But he's bigged up Bobby Smurder so much. You don't think that Bobby's people will hold him. Bobby ain't in that jail? No, but you don't think Bobby's people will hold him down. Who is Bobby's people's people? Bobby doesn't have any people.

I don't know. G. I don't think you understand how they know. What is it? GS9, right? It's a way. It looks like the pilgrims. They got no more turkey.

Like, the Native Americans, They locked up a whole thing. They made it seem like Gis- I don't know where they are in New York. I don't think they're even in New York. I wouldn't count on that. That's what I'm saying. I wouldn't count on it.

The safest bet for 6-9 is to be in his unit. You denounced your set. You better start claiming MS-13 or something. You better lean into that Mexican heritage or something, brother. Like that shit, no. This shit is whack. All this shit is whack all across the board. There is no silver lining in this shit.

This shit ain't going in well. this shit is fucked up and I'm not I told you so type of person all I'm telling you kids is this is the 30th season of the same fucking show with the same goddamn storyline

and new characters and new ways of us viewing this show we've just been viewing it on social media as opposed to everything else all of that shit y'all doing will not in well if you out here wild in the way six nine was whiling at one point

if you're out here wilding the same way you know, XXX and Tashian was at one point. Sometimes, man, you know, you ever seen the End of Ministers Society when Kane was in his arms? And he was like, yo, my grandfather once asked me, you know, do I care if I live or die? And he was like, yo, I guess now we'll never know. I guess now it was too late or whatever it was. Sometimes it is that. Sometimes you have to deal with the repercussions your actions.

You think I haven't had to deal with the fucking the consequences of things that I've put out into the universe? You think Charlamina God has never had to deal with any of that shit. I've definitely had to deal with that shit. You know what I mean? And that's actually another source of my anxiety wondering, okay, have I... What's going to come back? Yeah, have I completely dealt with it hard as long. Yeah.

Yeah. You don't know. You truly don't know. You really don't know. So, like, for me, I just like the paying forward. Like, I'm not, I can't think about that. I can't be a prisoner to my past. You know what I'm saying?

Like, even when motherfuckers try to throw old videos out there of old wild shit, I said, yeah, that was me in that moment. I don't give a fuck. I've grown. I've evolved. You still want to hold me to that cool. I ain't tripping from it. I ain't running from it. I ain't making no excuses for it.

You know, I did it, I said it. It was what it was. I survived. You want to hold me accountable for that? Cool. I got to eat that. I got to live with that. And that's what everybody has to do.

They have to live with the consequences of their actions. And they have to live with the choices that they made. So, Takashi was going on Breakfast Club last night, the last week, denouncing Trayway and all that other shit. Too little too late, maybe. Do you really think that he's separated from Trayway? or do you think that he's doing that because he knew the feds were on him

and he's trying to create some separation and they both made like an agreement to do that together? At first I thought that it was an agreement because I'm like, yo, if I'm, you know, the squad, shoddy and all of them and I know the feds are coming,

I need him out here making this money. So that you can afford our... Word is born. So let's distance yourself from us. Keep getting that money, do what the fuck you got to do. But then when I saw that, the fed said they were tapping phones

and after his breakfast club interview, his squad was like, oh, we're about to violate him. And, oh, we're going to superviolate him, meaning they was going to hurt him or kill him. That's when the feds went and got him Saturday. The feds went and got Takashi first and said, look, we're offering you protection.

You know what I'm saying? Like, we're coming. Because they didn't do that for a lot of other brothers that I feel like they should have done. Oh, you didn't see that report? No, yeah. Yeah. They said they were going to superviolate him.

Superviolate him. That was on the wiretap. So the fadge went to get to Kashi to let him know, oh, your life is in danger. So he was in fed custody all day Saturday. Have you ever thought about why they even did that, why they saved him or spared him? I have no idea.

Because it just seems a little strange. Well, not, because he wants him to flip. True. But my feeling is this. Maybe it's because they know he will. And other rappers and other people in those situations, they felt like maybe wouldn't flip, so whatever happened happened to them.

Who is more likely to flip than the dude who just renounced the set? Yeah. And I got everything to lose. Yeah. Like that guy got everything to lose. You think Takashi 6-9 wants to be in jail? Oh, and real quick. Why are you going to not snitch?

Why are you going to protect the dudes that just said they're about to kill you? You got every reason to snitch. Matter of fact, your friends just gave you permission or your homies just gave you permission because they're the ones out there saying they're going to kill you. Yeah. What shit? I can lose my life over someone who's going to try to kill me. Takashi can snitch.

Somebody going to care if Takashi snitch. They really won't. Takashi fan bases, little kids. Yeah. Little white kids. don't give a fuck. Like, they, like, they want, all they want is the music any goddamn way.

And he could spin it. They like the antics. They like the antics, but he could definitely spin it in, just the way I said. He goes, I'm not going to do 10 years in prison for someone who's going to try to kill me. That's crazy. Yeah. You see what Stephen A. Smith all the time, you follow sports.

Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't really, like, I don't really like sports. Why? I don't know. I just, I always feel like it was gay. Keep going? You mean guys in tight outfits tackling each other? gay? Nah,

football kind of a little rough. Basketball. I ain't saying gay like with them playing or the players. I'm saying as far as like,

just a lot of dudes sitting on the couch looking at a lot of dudes. Yeah. There's a lot of dudes. But isn't that what we do with you? We sit on the couch

and we're looking at you. I don't know. I ain't know that. I think this gay too. Did I just out myself? Nah, but it's kind of like, On a serious note, though,

like, when I was coming up, I used to always watch people just, like, the gang they're on the couch, super deep, just, everybody sitting up, like, playing games, watching games. Yeah. Life is not a game. Yeah.

Life is real. Yeah, like, what's the... Well, maybe that's why we like sports, right? It's because, like, we get out of the reality of life. Yeah? It's like, there's some shit that's controlled. So sports is needed. It's needed.

If you think about it, you look at their way, sports is needed. You know, because, like, I imagine, and this is just for me kind of like hearing you talk a little about you had some maybe potentially rough situations coming up. It's not like on the streets there's a referee that comes in and goes whistle, stop, play, he's being a little rough. Right. Like some shit happens and then that's it. It's final. Right.

You know what I mean? With sports, I think it's nice. It's like we have this illusion of seriousness. It looks like it's war. Right. But then when it gets a little too crazy, they're like, okay, guys, break it up. It's too much. It's a little too much.

It's like this safe version of war. I'm going to keep it a hundred, bro. So when I play football, I think I was just just, I'm still mad about it. I would actually be over like that. They weren't throwing you the ball. They didn't be wrong, brother. They cursed you. You let me be hanging, bro, last time.

My bad. I'll chalk it up to my whiteness. No, but I, yeah, I'm like that. So look, then I got on basketball court. I said, I know they're going to see me for show. This is inside. this ain't no long y'all on the field or none

I ain't too far from you football are you too far you to the left and I ain't gonna see you but this basketball now I'm like you my little drill past the ball I get out now I'm like hey hey hey

don't you make a little no act hey hey don't be shit you're calling out football players I'm saying just pitching me over in the corner

I'm like here here I'm making my the little squeak this on the on the shit I ain't doing shit

I ain't doing shit I ain't me nothing, man. So I knew then, I said, mine, fuck sports. You said you'll get your attention in other ways. So then you go to music. And here's the thing that's interesting. It's like, there are a lot of guys with like the Instagram antics that don't have...

Let me cut you one time. Go. Man, I'm saying, what really made me mad me one time? Oh, you really feel the way about these sports, not? I'm playing basketball. Mine, look, I asked you my little three. Yeah. So, man, I'm coming.

It's a dude. for my neighborhood when I was coming up. He was like the weakest dude in the neighborhood. Super weak. All he can do is play basketball. So I was like the gangsters dude ever. I was so gangst ain't make no sense. When you see me walk down the street, he got out. He'd get out of my way.

So we're on the court. I'm coming down to court with a junk. I thought he going to get out of my way. Mike got out of my way and smack my shit. I said, all right, he's going to play. So he gets the bomb. So I'm like, boom, I'm like, I'm too tough. I ain't going to get out of his way.

So he's coming out of the court. I'm thinking he's going to just be nice to me. because I'm a gangster. Yeah. But this is the court. I ain't knowing that. This ain't gonna do the streets. Man,

that man, come down and raise this nuts up in. No. Dunct on me. Look, I'm like that. Look, I looked up. I got off the court, got in the graves,

and grabbed my gun. I said, come over here. I said, come over the body. It's real bad. What do you say? No, he didn't come over.

I was mad at him. He was big as a head. He didn't come in their graves, though. You know, I'm green in their graves, man. Now, how'd you become the most gangster person in your neighborhood? Because, I mean, I come from it. Like, I did a lot of things coming up, you know.

Things you can't talk about. Yeah, things I can't talk about. Yeah, I don't want you to get in trouble. I ain't going to get in trouble. But circumstantially, these are things that you had to do to survive, or you made really bad decisions you wish you made? I had to survive, and then once I survived it, I just got a hang of their life and I just kept going at it.

This is why I smiled so much. Like, how are you able to look at me on Instagram? Yeah. I'm like that because I'm really gangster. You never noticed, like, people don't play with me? Talk to, yeah, talk to me about this. What do you mean? Because it's like, it's like a lot of people, they,

mic, let's mic up a little bit. It will hear you. A lot of people, it's kind of like, they got to have a mean face out of day. Yes. Or it's just a super, I'm trying to scare you look. Yes. Me, I don't have to have it.

I'm a real gangster. I grew up where it's like, the gangsters play football with the kids, laugh, dan, hit the tacha, you know what I'm saying. You're fine, you know what I'm saying. Hey, baby. You know, you live your life. So it's like, when you, when you,

I was like, damn, if I'm so guns, I'm like, if I switch it up with me being where I am, if I switch up and start being happy and smile or more, they'll give me farther than anything. So I'm like, hey, yes, I'd rather be happy. Like, couldn't nobody like, I'd have been tried if I wouldn't live in like this real. Like, somebody would have been tried me. You weren't, you weren't concerned that, like, having this fun exterior would remove some of the, like, fear that being gangster induces. No, never, never.

Because you seem to me so approachable, you know, just kind of like, I asked you for a picture. You were so cool about it. The thing is, you're not a gangster. Ah. So you, so what gave that away? So if you was a geister, you'd automatically notice. He's a geister. I notice your handshake was a little bit gangster.

It doesn't matter how I do, what I do, whatever I do. If you're a geister, you know the geysers know the geysers. It's real on streets. He'd do this. Well, I don't screw with it. Can you, can you, now you know that from, like, word of mouth or there's a way to look at you and tell? It's kind of like you got real guys that's a vass for it. You got some people that's saying something they don't ask.

You got some people, you know what I'm saying? Wuddlewoo. I definitely know what you're saying. You come through with the Wuddlewoo. I understood all, man. So if I hear someone going woody-woot-woo, he comes through with the woodoo. That motherfucker is gangster. So get out the wudoo-de-woo.

Get out the wudy-woo. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah. I think we just wrote a song. Yeah. That was about to slap. No, but I, um.

So you're saying other dudes just recognize and understand. And they, they, the geys. And those are the only people you really are concerned with their opinion because those are the people that are going to try you. A soft dude is not going to try you. So you can be happy with the soft guys. Yeah. Oh, that can be cool. But the geys.

So you're saying I'm soft. I'm just saying you're not a gangster. You're right. So if you're not a geister, like, I want you to come. I want to come out. Excuse me. Yeah. Yeah, so I want you to come off like, I want you to come off as like,

I want you to feel like I can talk to black guys about anything. Right. For example, when I used a mug every day. Yeah. And I was just like super tough one playing. Like I'm playing with me. I'm just super mad face. And give me no word.

I was doing a video shoot. Everybody in video, brother, they was like, super tough, just. Look at the camera. Yeah. Look at the camera. She's like, you know what I'm saying? So true. Like who the fuck wants to watch it?

So I would like, look, we like, I'm doing the video. Now check the me out. Like, the camera gets to me, bro. We on a, this is a nice song. Now I remind you. Like a happy song like. Yeah. There's somebody saying, happy.

Happy birthday. I sing happy birthday. Black or white happy birthday? Man, no. Either or. Okay. Happy birthday to you. Happy, happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Black young stuff. So like, the camera get to me, the camera get to me get what I did. I had to say, I can't, I can't hold it in.

I said, these niggas is not so. Because you knew they were all active. I'm like, but y'all, nigga, acted for this camera. This is a nice song. Y'all want to serve you guys for. I knew that I went to home. So I say my Amistyle and smiling because your smile it determines how far you're going to go in life.

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They killed himself. He was the lead singer of Lincoln Park. Remember that band Lincoln Park? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? They killed himself. And people are like, I can't believe someone who will kill himself. He fulfilled his dreams and he's torn all over the world.

And then I sat there for a second. I was like, hold on. What if your whole life you are miserable? And you were thinking, once I fulfill my dreams, I'm torn around the world, I have a rock band, I have millions of dollars, I'll be happy. And then you weren't. How could you not? Yeah, it's like, what the fuck am I doing?

What am I doing it? That's why I say I understand suicide. Right, right, no, I understand that. You know what I understand it, like. Or maybe a better way of phrasing is like, don't wrap up your happiness in achieving a goal. Because you might achieve it. You're going to achieve it. And what the fuck you got next?

That's why I never had a goal of meeting this person. I never had a goal of awards. I never had, because them shit's are so easy to get. And then what do you do? Huh? It's peace and happiness? No, I'm saying. Oh, yeah. Once you get it and then what do you do?

Once you get it, it's like they got people like, all right, make some old goes. Man, come on, bro. I'm 41 years old. I've been somewhat famous since I was like to somebody. Yeah. I mean, as far as the entertainment where I've been famous like 20 years. Yeah. I've been popular as famous to people in some type of shape of form since I was like 15 since high school.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've done everything you can. Think of something that somebody want to do. You know me. You've seen everything that people say. I've had everything you want. It's like if that was what I would have been crazy. If that's what it would.

That shit just come with all this shit. Like, to me, once I understood, I'm going to still do everything to everybody. But it's a bonus. I don't have to do. I just do it for fun there. It's like now I just do it because it's there. It's the icing, not the cake. Yeah, it's like now I'm at the point like before,

and I'm glad I'm like this because I, It makes it easier now. I used to always worry about going broke and all that stuff. That's why I risk broke and all that. But now I understand the how irrelevant money really is now. Like, I always kind of understood it, but now I kind of get, now I spend a little more than I used to. You know what I'm saying? Not yesterday.

Well, yes. No, not yesterday. This motherfucker let me pay for goddamn everything. Don't put the money part of them. neither because I don't want people to think because I still got to leave these motherfuckers to not be cheap. Yeah, yeah.

Because they'll fuck around. Oh, you let him yesterday. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but that's, I'm programmed. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I programmed to still be cheats.

You see, how many Patsy think you did? Maybe you see, I thought you were doing what is that shit there? I thought you were stepping every time you had to break your wallet out. But it's just like I understand how Matrix

money is and why rich people can spend so much and there's nothing because it really is fucking nothing. Could you be happy if you went broke? I think I can't, but I haven't never been broke. Even when I wasn't... Or with a way reduced lifestyle.

That's why this lifestyle I live now. I try to make it to where when it all is gold. I prepare myself to where even this lifestyle now I can live it if I'm not making a certain amount of money. Like, say things if you make some people

but lifestyle is 100,000 a month they got to make a certain month I already got my money like I say I think like old people when I'm 70 years old I know I'm not going to be able to make 100,000 even though with inflation

and all that shit 100,000 might not be shit but the equivalent of $100,000 I've prepared myself to where like now I can live like that I make way more than what I'm living right now right right you see what I'm saying live below your means

so I live below my means so I built myself to where when I get to that level to where I'm good with just living in a house that ain't everything always working. I'm doing this. I'm not tripping off the creature comforts of America. I'm, you know, I say I molded myself to be the old comedian. I've molded myself to be the person that don't need certain shit.

I've been programmed. I'm doing this now. I am before. I'm programmed myself to where when I don't have that, that's why I come back here. Like, you know, you say, you come here to get away from people. I come here to prepare myself to where it do come down. I'm still good. Mentally, I ain't mad because I got to live a certain type of way.

I got to have this. I got to have it. You're not going to do 12 shows a weekend when you're 90 years old. Yes, I know I'm there. Like I said, even with standing, I had already had my mind. I'm not going to be doing this shit. I'm going to prepare myself. If I guess, if I got to make less money at that time,

if I got to make less money or do less shows, Because, you know, I might do more shows and make more money, but I can do less shows and still mold myself to the greatness I want to be. I'm cool with it. I'm cool with it. So I've always prepared. That's what I told yesterday. Prepare for that, and all this shit are coming to play. Prepare for the future.

Everything in the now happens. Yeah. That's what Trump and them all did. They've been prepared all this shit. What you mean? Everything they're doing now, they implemented 20 years ago. Like, if you go to all the, all. All this shit, we worry about this, that, whatever.

But if you know this, you go to L.A., they still building high rises like a motherfucking downtown. I mean, they don't, they're still moving. They don't give a fuck. This motherfucker's still building. Do he give a fuck about what's going on? About the Mexican truck wall? I mean, the Mexican wall?

Yeah. We still moving. Earth's still going on. So you need to be going on. You need to be planting your seeds for when these motherfuckers complaining 20 years from that about some shit you did. That's the only thing they did. Planned a head, bro.

It's just like you do for your kids. So maybe that's your purpose. I've been saying this a thousand days. I know, but you found a way to live life without purpose. To accept that life is insignificant. No, no, no, no.

Or not without goals, you said. Not those type of goals. I got goals, but not worldly, like, the average motherfuckergo. I'm here for, I can't tell everybody to be like me because I'm here for a bigger cause. Everybody's not, I do feel like I'm some type of profit. My spirit is a profit.

Not me either. I'm still a regular human being because at the same time, I feel like, because you keep asking me why a lot of stuff is like a lot of stuff, I don't know why. It's like, I just appreciate that he let me do it. Like it's like, you were, I remember when we were in Germany, we were hosting EMAs. And you were surprised by my curiosity. As far as what? Like, I would, I'd be picking your brain.

Like, I'd be always asking little questions about stuff. Oh, white people do that, though. I always look at it in there, like, white people, they just study, they understand, they want to understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just they're exploring part of it. You question, but it makes sense. Like, I guess through even that situation, I've made sense, like, how are you going to be smart if you don't keep out? You know what I'm saying?

Where we grew up It's like if I had someone look stupid Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah You know what I'm saying? So Where I'm more of an exorber I ain't gonna answer I was like

I was like well how do you learn How do you pick up these things? And you were just like You just watch Yeah, I just pay attention I don't And I find through my old lady Or just women

Or just people in general You're built in what you think Shit's supposed to be Like when you go travel We have our idea what it's supposed to be. Instead of accepting or when you ask questions, you really ask them what you want to do instead of just taking it for what it is.

Even when you ask questions, you kind of give them content clues of where you want to direct your answer to. And I hate when people do that because then I don't get the truth out of them. You get what I'm saying? They're true. Instead of giving me what they think I want to say. You know, you're talking somebody like, saying something is somebody you're trying to see what they think about. this comedian. I'm not going to ask you, he funny is it. I mean, I'm not going to ask you,

man, you think that nigga funny? With that face? Yeah, or something like that there. Because now they read my, my body language, so they're thinking, he must to, I mean, you see what I'm saying? Instead of me, like, man, I'm sometimes, I'm not to manipulate you without you being manipulate. I'm, I'm no, I'm powerful, bro. I know what I'm doing. I'm, I'm doing. I'm, I'm, I'm Like, I, in the wrong hands, I could be a villain. Maybe that's why these people have been villains. They're villains because we're treated. Hello?

Oh, shit, I left the car running and everything. All right, ready? Matter of fact, let's go. Bro. That's crazy. No, but it's crazy. Like, most people, like, they feel like they're the gods or genius. But this is how you humble yourself.

It's like, nigga, you do know the measure was out 20 years ago. That mean, they've been new. That's what's the most baffling, amazing thing to me. It's like, I'd be looking at everybody like, you've been new this shit, but you kept quiet. But you know why they kept quiet? You keep quiet because certain people can't accept it. That's why I'm saying. It's like a-

So they found a digestible way to accept it. Not only that, and you find a way to, you realize everybody ain't going to get it. Right. So it's like. Most people don't get it. When they watch that movie, they're just like, oh, cool kung fu. It's just like We're not people trying to get it now

But now But now All of a sudden Everybody on the black mirror They own to this and that So they're trying to fake Like they get it But they don't realize

They're just moving organisms Right But it's like When I see them now It's like You and I know what's up Like it's like It's dope

It's just Like we can't say nothing And I know Like I know they can't say nothing Never once Did you like You know Just talk to some

somebody on Instagram DM and then it turned into something. Never at all. Nope. And nobody can come out and say it and they don't have any receipts. And I'm good with answering that question. Oh. Wow. Yeah, you're definitely about to get a lot right now, Neff.

I'm sorry. One thing about brilliant idiots listeners, whatever you tell them not to do, they're definitely about to do. You've got to send us the worst resume that you get from Brilliant Idiots. Resume or like just... You're going to get some resumes from Brilliant Idiot listeners. No, no, obscene pictures. No, no, obscene pictures.

No, we want a big pick. He deserves it. Okay. All right, fine. We'll get a dick tip. Send him the worst penis pick that you get. Just a sad one. Not even hard.

I want a soft dick pick. I mean, they're all sad because why do you think that that would even attract me to begin with? Yeah, that's a weird thing to do. I had no page ain't back there screaming boom. Say what?

Who scream boom? No one ever asked for a dick pick unless they do and then you can send one. Yo, girls ask for dickpicks a lot. No, no, no. No, they're just sending them. are not like, yeah, not requesting.

Yeah, so are jail letters. I always think that's weird. Yeah, they air dropping dicks now, bro. And they're air dropping everybody.

Yo, some dude on a flight tried to send me a pick, bro. And we're on the same flight for four hours, locked together, bro.

That's weird, I guess he would have done it. No, he sent me a picture of him. Like, he's just in his seat smiling. I'm like,

bro. Maybe you should change the name on your hair. And I was in business class, bro. I took that curtain. I closed that shit so fast. I don't want nothing to do with you.

Air dropping dick is like licking ice cream in the store, bro. Put them to jail. Send them to jail, be. You should be charged. Yo, go on the subway with us regular folk. Why do you think I won't go on a subway? Neff, don't invite this in your life. Act like it's happened before.

If not, they're going to make sure it does. Hey, hey, you go on that subway, you're going to get some dicks. They don't just do it in the subway. They're doing any crowded place. If they see you and they can get you, they'd be like, oh, such and such a phone, it dropped the dick. So just change the daze. name on your phone.

They're going to still send the name. They just do it random. They're like whoever's there. I'm going to try to prank them. I don't care. So then turn your airdrop off. Wait, you could do that?

Yes. That's how it takes battery to your phone. That's what I'm on phone down because people send dicks all goddamn day. Air drop to dick. That's a new song, bro. That's a song. They'll drain your battery a little bit faster too.

So I need to get my shit. So close out the apps. Okay. Close out the apps. Okay. You could also do air drop. where it's only your contacts, like people that you know, like everybody in this room.

That's what I need to do. You don't need to just leave it on so that strangers are just sending you pictures. That's how I do it usually. Well, then that's why you're getting all these picks. That's why people are dropping the dick, bro. It's partly your fault. Don't be surprised that people are air dropping you dick. I feel like you guys are dropping dick off.

They're dropping dick off. All right. As always, if you look to this podcast, You think we're smart. You think we're brilliant. Because we are. Yes, we are. But if you think we're just a couple of idiots

who don't know shit, you're right to. It's a brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you, Neferti, for coming. Of course. Thank you for having me. All right. Thank you all for joining us for another great year to brilliant idiots, man.

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