The Brilliant Idiots - Best Of 2024

Episode Date: January 4, 2025

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of the holidays the way that we are. We'll be back for the new year with new episodes, okay? But we want you to enjoy these best of 24, brilliant idiot moments. I want to share something with y'all just because,

Please share. Because my man's going to get club. I got to get it out of here. I got to get it out. I mean, I don't have to get out of here. I have to get this out of me. Me and Chris talked about it. Chris,

Chris's shit is way worse than mine, by the way. But I went for a vasectomy consultation, right? Oh, my God, Charlemagne. So I went for the vasectomy. It's done, bro. He's done. No. No.

What did I want to talk about? I talked about Jonathan Majis. Yo, go back to your. more important shit. What about the Coretta? Taylor, struggle to get the next video up. Let's listen. If you start now, you probably have it part of that.

Okay? Listen. So listen, I go for the vasectomy consultation. You all know what a vasectomy is. Everybody know what a vasectomy is. It's when they cut your cable. They cut your what? You cut your cable.

They cut your fucking cable. Everybody's streaming it. So they cut your fucking cable, right? So I go for the vasectomy. I go for the vasectomy. me consultation. I've never been to this doctor before. The doctor got recommended to me

by somebody because, you know, the person that recommended me to it, their husband had what to get a vasectomy to say they recommend it. So I'm sitting in the doctor's office, man. Don't do it. The doctor swings the door open. Naked. Like, he's Joe Koy walking out of the Golden Globes.

Like, I mean, confident, like, he's just like, yo. The karma you're going to have is Chris. That's my guy. I'm talking about the level of confidence that he had. Go on, yo. So he walks, he's like, yo, what's up? He's white guy, old white guy. He goes, I'm here.

And he goes, you're here for a vasectomy consultation. So he's talking me about the bisectomy consultation. He's writing it down. He's, you know, showing me balls and the penis and the legs and showing me where things get cut. And he's like, okay, you got to drop your pants. I'm like, drop your pants. I'm like, I didn't know that was part of the consultation, but okay. So I dropped my pants

And he's going, all right, nice, nice He touched your cock? Well, he's touching my legs. He's touching here in this area. So he's like, nice, nice. Because he was saying there's something about where you got to cut, whatever, whatever. Bro.

So by the way, listen, this is why I'm telling this story? He don't even work there. Listen, here's my thing. This is why I'm telling this story. Because if you think Jimmy Kimmel is planning a lawsuit that can't say Aaron Rogers, if this motherfucker did some shit to me,

he had no business doing, I'm suing. So anyway, he taxed me on the last. and shit like that, right? He's like, you good, you good, you're good. So then he tells me about the shit, and then he goes, you need a prostate exam. I'm like a prostate exam. I'm like, why do I need a prostate exam? He's like, if you ever had a prostate exam? And I'm like, no, I said, I had the colonoscopy. He said two different things.

And he's like, you know, you can get your blood test something called a PSA or something. But he was like, you know, the prostate exam, the actual is better than, you know, the PSA. And I'm like, what does one have to do it to answer? Like I'm here, I was here for a vasectomy consultation. He was like, I'm just saying if he's like, you're 45 years old, you probably need a prostate exam. Now, my eyes quickly scandal. Oh, no.

Why was there already a thing of K-Y just sitting on the guy? I mean, a big-ass thing of fucking K-Y, just sitting on the goddamn, the desk already, right? So I'm like, hold on, man. So I'm grabbing my phone, and he kind of like tries to stop me from getting on my phone. And I'm like, no, I need to, like, call some people and ask if this is, like, you know,

normal procedure. Like, right there. That's an aluminum to sushi right there. So I'm like, I'm like, so I'm Googling, like, prostate exam. They're like, you know, if you get it, it lasts like three or four seconds, some shit like that.

And I'm like trying to Google, like, prostate exam, vasectomy to see what they? So I keep asking them, what does one have to do with the other? And he said they don't. I'm just the, urologists and this is what urologists do. So I'm telling you that you're 45 and you've never had a prostate

exam. The prostate isn't part of urology. It's part of proctology. Is that true, Chris? Yes. Chris. My story involves a urologist too. So I think it is gone. That's what these urologists do. Chris's the shit is worse. Chris's his shit is right. Yeah, I know. Listen, so listen. No, it's not because I gave consent. But

that's what I did it. So listen, right? Here's the doctor. The doctor goes to me, I'm surrounded by my fucking rainbows, bro. Listen, I'm done with this shit. Listen, I'm done with this shit.

When I asked the doctor, how long does it take? The doctor literally goes, two seconds. Oh, man. Stop it. You guys are fucking crazy. So I go, what do I got to do?

He shows me. He's like, you just got to bent over this table like this. White guy, black guy. White guy. Oh, my God. So I'm like, bend over the table like this. Come on, yeah.

So I take a deal. breath from like, all right, man, fuck it, man. Just get it over with it, man. Let's do it. Yo, my man got rizzed into a butt button. That's one of the craziest things I ever heard. When I say this doctor put these gloves on so fast, I didn't even see him put the gloves on. I just saw him fucking reach. And next thing I

I know, it was like, p, pop. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? So he looms the shit up. No. And he's talking to me. I'm like, yo, bro, I'm telling him, like, don't talk to me. Like, let's just, just, there's nothing to talk about. Why are we talking? And as I'm saying that, he's bribed. Booboo-by viral.

And guess what I'm trying not to do. Shit yourself. Come. Scream. You bit the pillow? I'm like, yo, you're not getting nothing out of me, yo. You're not getting a, uh, nothing. I heard it in my head, though.

I heard the, uh-huh. You ain't getting... Sean they said, too far, too far. You ain't getting nothing out of me. He wanted it, huh? Yo, let me tell you the funniest shit, though. He does this shit to me, and then when the shit is over, he had the nerve after that cool P

to have people come take pictures with me. Because there was people in the office. He did it to flex to his workers, well. He told his workers like, yo, Charleney that God's coming here is, yo, I bet I could butt fuck him. He said, I bet I could get my finger in his ass. Yo, he took bets with his worker if he could finger fuck you and he won. And my prostate is fine, but you know what the worst part about that shit is, yo?

What? The worst part about that shit is I felt so violated that I called my wife as I was leaving and she didn't pick up the phone and I got so upset. She didn't pick up the phone because I needed somebody to talk to. And when she finally called me back, I was so upset she didn't pick on the fuck. I'll just talk to you when I get home. I can't even talk to you about what happened to me in this month. And so when I finally do get home and tell her, do you know what the fuck she said to me?

What? Did he go past the knuckles? I'm like, you know what? Nobody in this fucking house takes anything, God, damn seriously. Like, nobody. Did he do the fucking urology the whole point that you went there? There was a consultation. Why anything happened during a consultation?

Imagine going to see if you need glasses and the doctor's like, yo, by the way, can I stick my thumb in your ass? Well, that's what happened. According to him, my prostate is fine. How would he know? He don't do prostate exams. He does urology exams, bro. He doesn't do the asshole.

That's a different. Oh, man. Oh, Chris. Chris, share your story. That's what I'm saying. It's the opposite. Chris, Chris, share your story. All right, Chris, tell us what happened to you. Chris, share your story before I do.

Yeah. This is the same thing. He told that whole shit. He told that whole shit just so Chris can tell his way worse story. Yo, you got to set up. All right, go, Chris. All right. I also went to see urologist.

I have a slight hernia, right? So I wanted to have the guy check it out. He diagnosed it with the hernia, and then he gave me the same rap. While you're here, you know, I want to check out your prostate. I've had it done before, so I knew what was coming. Yeah. The difference was. I bet you did.

Right. When he came in the room, he had an intern with him. Yeah. He was like, hey, forget the guy's name. He's just going to shadow me and he's here to learn everything. I was like, so most spectators what this shit is going on. He's front of a crown?

He didn't bring a crowd. It's worse than that. So I'm like, yeah, it's fine, no problem. So he goes, you know, take your pants down, lean over the table. And he goes in, gives me the exam with his finger. And as he's in there, I feel another finger. Kind of like. Ain't no way.

Ain't no way you got double penetrators. No, no, no. Ain't no way you got double penetrators. Hey no way. He's, right? You know, these urologists are that's crazy. Y'all bringing the Me Too industry all the wrong industry.

We're going to bring the Me Too industry to the urologist, yo. It should have fucked up, man. There ain't no way you got double penetrated. No, no, not, not. Yeah, no, no, no. I feel another finger kind of like resting. What does that mean? Like, waiting.

I'm like, yeah, what the fuck is going on? So the doctor pulls. right now is two in and no no no no no no no no the doctor is in no no no doctor's smooth right checks everything out and immediately the second he's out the other finger goes in damn from the intern they don't ask no can't set it up and this guy hadn't done his fingernails because he's new so i'm like whoa you made a difference you can't make the noise you can't make the noise doing a fucking prostate exam. That is when it's gay.

It's worse than not make the noise. No, man. No, you gotta make the noise here. Hold on. It's worse than not make the noise. Because if you make the noise... No, I didn't make the noise. I didn't make the noise.

I was trying to stay... Y'all got to make the noise. Otherwise, it's like you've been there. You know what I mean? I'm a professional. Who are you trying to impress? Hold on, you just knocked the table. Taylor, who just knocked Charlottoneman.

Taylor, who just knocked Charlottoneman. camera. That is hilarious. I don't know. I mean, to me, that's something that you might want to mention before it happens. So did you say something to my man with the fucking clause that was in this? I didn't say anything.

I was stunned. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. And you know for a fact, the other dude put his finger in your ass? I have to. Whip a rubber or no rubber? Rubber glove. No consent. No consent. No consent. We're bringing the men to two movement. That's great movement is coming to the irides.

You feel, Joe. That's truly one of the craziest things that I heard of my entire life. a train. Yo, double penetration is crazy for the prosthets. Don't put double penetration on it. That was a DP. That was a D.P. That was a train.

What you mean? That's a train. They ran a train on you. They ran a train on you. Yeah, that's wild, man. It's hard I had being a man. Listen, listen. All jokes aside, gentlemen, get your prostate check.

Get your prostate check. Not now. Not now. Not now anybody's going to go to look. You don't want the story to scare anybody. After that horror story. They just ran through you? What?

What, Taylor? We don't want, we know at a time like this when men are being vulnerable. Yeah, we're being vulnerable. Like, I feel like you're going to make jokes. We don't want to hear this, okay? I genuinely feel like you're going to make jokes. I have a question, though. What?

They're just checking their prostate to just make sure it has nothing to do with your penis at all. No, the prostate is for cancer. They're checking it for bones on your process. Yeah. But if you already, didn't you recently get it done? That was a colonoscopy. That's something else. Colonoscopy and prosthetics are two different things.

Oh, you never got it done. I got a colonoscopy. That's for colon cancer. No, I never got prostate. No, you have. But when? He got it a week before this happened. He liked it.

Whatever my name was, it wasn't daddy. I think Andy is even close to that we're talking about. Allegedly. Yeah. No, I'm not accused of that. Yeah. No, yes, yes. Cass me accused me.

All right, believe me. In the indictment. There you go. He's a... Allegedly. Allegedly. We'll see how it plays out, man. That's the worst trafficker.

It's interesting because I've been... I got a lawyer friend, and the lawyer friend said... I'll tell you exactly what they said, because they texted to me. Because, you know, when I read it, I'm reading it, and it's just entertaining, right? It's like, damn, right? But from a legal perspective, he's like, it's not a good indictment and lack specific... What's the word? Specific.

No, let him do it. Go. It's not a good indictment. and lack specificity, specificity. Specificity. Specificity. Spee, C-I, F-C-I-T-I-T-I-T-Y. Your list kind of went away.

You think so? I'm being dead serious. You would never have been able to say specificity. Five years ago. I could barely say, but you? But you say, yeah, it's not a good end diamond and lack specific, but it was a wild boy and kept the tapes.

Yeah, did he's a, but, okay, so do you think he's a, it's like a blackmail operation, some Epstein, where he's basically getting people in there, people in power positions, putting them in compromise positions, videotaping them and making sure they do things for him. Well, if you read the indictment, that's what they're saying he was doing with the tapes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you think he's a Fed? Do you think he was working with an organization? I really have no idea, man. I don't know what the thing. Yeah, but we're brilliant idiots, so let's just cook. I really don't have a theory on this other than he's a freaky-ass mother-a-old, yo. a freaky-ass man,

who, this is how I really feel, right, other than him just being a freak. I don't know how you get in that position and do all of this wild. It just leads me to believe you don't have no real friends around you. Because if you're worth a billion dollars and you're the guy that has

all of these different people employed, like literally you're the reason all of this stuff is happening, all of these people have jobs. You mean to tell me now one person says, bro, you got to stop around with all these drugs. Bro, you got to stop

fucking around with us all of alcohol. Brough, you need to stop fucking around with all these girls. Bro, stop it with the prostitutes. Why do you have guns in the house with the serial number scratched off? Like, nobody that one person comes around

and says, what the fuck are you doing? You're going to lose it all? Yeah, no, that's a good point. So it's either arrogance. This is why I ask if he's a fed. He's either arrogant to the point where it's like nobody will catch me or three things.

got enough evidence on so many other people that they're like, well, if I go, he's like, if I go down, then they all go down, so they're not going to come to me. Or he's already cooperating with the feds and has been, or not even the feds, the CIA, FBI, whatever it is. So he's like, I'm in with them. They're going to protect me because I'm getting all the blackmail information on all these people for them. So I, because like when Russell Simmons, you know, was all those women or whatever.

And allegedly, allegedly, he knew he was doing it. That's why he got the cuck out of here and went to Bali. Oh, so you can only go to Boston. That's not true, though. I'm going to go crazy. It's not, though. The only reason I want to say that because the same stuff like that is very liable. He never had any criminal charges.

He always was living in Bali. He always was building his resort in Bali. He has a whole wellness retreat in Bali. He's always, as Chris, Chris, he's always been in Bali. And he comes, he's in the states all the time. Oh, does he come back? All the time. Literally.

He's in New York. He's in L. When I say all the time, all the time. Scratch that, scratch that from the record. I thought he's staying in Bali. No, that's an internet narrative that people created. Well, he should make some videos here too doing yoga. He actually has a wellness retreat.

I believe it. You should go there, you saw Taraji there. They all get flak when they go there. I believe it. Because it's Russell's placing, nobody. He can't stand next to Russell. Got it. But he's not hiding out.

So this makes it. All right, this is different. So, okay, that's completely. different because if Diddy wanted to get away, he could have got away. Diddy, for some reason, he's either incredibly arrogant and doesn't think that he can be taken down or he believes that he's innocent or he believes that there are people that would go down if he went down and they wouldn't want that to happen. All of that could be true or he could just be too far gone. He could be too far gone off the drugs. Oh, you think he's really? And the alcohol.

and the power and the ego that he's just delusional. That power does corrupt, man. Oh, my God. You've seen it happen, huh? Yes, a million times. Like, when I, you know, man, this actually, when I read the indictment, I'm reading it, I'm just like, this is just a dude that's power, he's super power trippy, super ego tripping, and it's the drugs, and it's the alcohol, right?

If you ask me, I think this man, this is a podcast, and this is what we're doing a podcast. This is allegedly. Yes. I think this man has so much. grief and trauma that he's just always trying to escape. That's why it's always so much drugs, so much alcohol, and sex. He probably just does that shit just the run from whatever trauma he's never dealt with. I think it's the sex, the drugs.

It just helps him to escape. And he's always constantly trying to escape. Because that's the other thing people are talking about in this indictment. All the drugs they found, ketamine, coke. ecstasy. They said the night that they, or the night he turned himself in

or they picked him up or whatever he had fucking pink powder in the room. Clearly the guy got a problem. Clearly. Clear. Clear.

I just, I just ain't never heard. The shit is just freaky, man. You got a thousand bottles of body oil, I mean a baby oil and a thousand bottles of KY. Is that,

that's baby oil? It's like a refrigerator there in front of that? I don't know if that. That's got to be AI. That's got to be. fucking AI. That's hilarious. God damn, bro.

A thousand, but see, here's the thing I would like to know. What else does he have in bulk? Yeah, maybe he buys in bulk. Maybe he got, like, Cheerios or something like that.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know, you got to get ready for the fucking apocalypse, baby. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you still want to have

them freakoffs in the apocalypse. Listen, a thousand bottles. I don't know a little apocalypse to have some freakoffs. A thousand bottles of loop. Yeah. She's got a dry butt hole in the building. Okay.

It's not a goddamn dry butthole in the building. Okay. So what do you think happens with, Diddy? He gets indicted in Miami. Because they're not even giving him bail. Yeah, he probably gets indicted in Miami and L.A. Wow. Spends a whole bunch of fucking money.

I mean, I don't know. You probably go to prison. So this is Sayanaro. This is see you later. It's, did they go in his New York house? Because, like, I'm wondering where is all this evidence coming from to charge him. I thought it was Miami. That's why I was confused this morning when a lawyer was talking to me because I thought

this was a federal case. And I thought that they had, you know, all of this was based on Miami, L.A. and everything else. Oh, maybe. But he told me this morning, he was like, no, he's probably going to still get indicted in Miami, still get indicted in L.A., which I didn't understand. I'm like, and this is crazy, bro. I know. Like, this headline is so fucking crazy.

We're recording this headline. Diddy's trying to get a new bail today. And the headline is, I promise no female visitors if you let me out on bail. What about the guys? I said, yo, nobody gives a fuck about men's bloodhose. Nobody cares about the sodomy that happens to men. Okay? What about the guys.

What about the fucking guy. There was guys in the indictment, bro. There's a part in the indictment where it says women and others. What the fuck is others? That's guys. Imagine getting sex traffic, bro, as an adult dude. I mean, that's a little crazy. What if you found out your boy was getting sex traffic?

Getting sex traffic, bro. Because he did that allegedly, right? He would have the guys fuck on the girls, like the professional guys, fuck on the girls. How do you say that tougher is an adult man? You can't say you're a sex traffic. You got to say you was a prostit. You're a jiggolo. I'm a jiggolo.

I was a jiggleau, bro. I was a jiggleau, bro. I was sex traffic. Imagine you in one of them trauma meetings where you got to say what you've been through everybody said horrible shit they went through and you're like, I was sex trafficking

across state lines by P. Diddy. He made me fuck on women and men. I'm just not that horny, bro. Yo, just... I read stories like this. And I'm like, I'm just not dead for horny. I'm just not.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm just not. I think... I read stories like this. I think there's something wrong with me. I'm like, hell. Like, man, why am I, I'm not horny like this? No. I'm not that horny, bro. That ain't my style.

Don't need it. Don't need it. And he's 50-plus years old. No, bro. Can't stop, won't stop. At some point, you should. Okay. Boosie says he disagrees with Denny's charges. Listen, man, you know what I'm realizing? And I was talking to my home voice, I say,

Sloop the Glasses. Make sure you listen to the No Sealings podcast. I'm sure Glasses will be talking about this on the No Sealers podcast on the Blackfug Eye Radio Podcast Network. But I'm realizing that a lot of people just don't know the law. So, yeah, if you want to just chalk it up to Ditty being freaky and, you know, power tripping and ego tripping and, you know, being abusive and forcing people to do things because of his power, right? And you, and I want glasses to explain for itself.

All I'm simply saying is you can say things like, hey, not wrong with buying pussy, but it's illegal. It's illegal. I understand what you're saying. When you say, it's not wrong with buying pussy, but it's still illegal. Back in the day, it was nothing wrong without smoking weed, really? But it was illegal. So if the police officers came in and saw I smoking weed

and we get arrested for it, we know it's illegal, regardless of how normal it may be. I know that people buy prostitutes, yes, but it's illegal. I don't know what to tell you, y'all. I don't know what to tell you. That's a good point. And they try to protect the girls, too. Like, you don't know the situations that those girls are in. Exactly.

And, like, that's what I'm trying to explain. We talk about sex trafficking. You're buying prostitutes. They might be getting pimps. Exactly. They might not have a say of their fucking, like this. A lot of things. You know, you got out here.

You're trying to protect women, man. Racketeering. Yes. Life in prison. Oh. Smuggling butt. Bam, bum, bum, fam, Trump,

blah. Go, no way. Sex trafficking. maximum life in prison. Minim of 15 years. Transportation for prostitution, maximum 10 years in prison. Listen, man, once again, I'm telling y'all,

Minister Farrakhan says it's the best. When you see people in these situations, don't laugh, learn. When you see men fall, don't laugh. Learn. Learn. Because you're on your way up. And the things that tempt people to fall, you and I are not free from that temptation

nor from the weakness that will cause us to stumble and fall. When you laugh as somebody else's fault, white or black, rich or poor, your enemy or your friend, you are laughing and opening away for your own demise when you do that. Because to laugh and not learn, to make mockery and not to understand it is to make the same. same mistake yourself. Well, boy, I wanted to admit

Mr. Farah can't read this indictment. No, no, no. He did a couple of chuckles. Yeah, he laughed at this. But I will say this. That man, Diddy is 50 plus years old. I don't know how long he's been engaging in this behavior, allegedly, but it seems like a long time.

When I see stories like this, all it makes me do is buckle down on me, meaning that. What is that even mean? Buckle down on me, man. Right. Is that a new? move? Like, what is that?

How do you fucking down on you, bro? Yo, how do you, why do you get some baby oil and buckle down on yourself? I didn't, I didn't know what about it? That's like you're trying to fuck your own self in the butt. What? What? You've got to give yourself 10 lashes by yourself.

Put a dildo on that motherfucker. He put a dildo on that motherfucker. He made it 20 minutes. He made it 20 minutes. Yo, this comes crazy. Buckling down on me. T. Diddy, what do you give him before the pod? What can you give him?

No, what I'm saying is, for real. Man, when you got shit to lose, act like it. Yeah. Word up. That's the best advice I can give every dude out there listening to me right now. If you got something to lose, act like it. When I read that shit yesterday, the first bail, the first bail shit he put up where he offered like $50 million in the house and everything.

All his family had to give up their passports. Look at how many lives you impact because you fucked up. Like, if you really want to be a generational curse breaker, right? And you can change so many people's lives by the decisions you make. Imagine what happens when you make those poor choices. He made good decisions that got him to the point where he was worth a billion dollars. You know, kids had generational wealth, all of this. And he fucked it up because he couldn't control his urges.

No discipline. Isn't it the same thing as like when people cheat? They're going to keep cheating until they get caught. More than likely. But that's what I'm saying. Like, for him. I mean, I get what you're saying. What you're saying is true, but he's not married.

He's just a, from what I'm seeing in the indictment, he's a sexual deviant with a super large ego who uses his indictment said to fulfill out his sexual desires. Yeah, I didn't realize he was such an addict. Yes, sex addicts, drug addict. Sex addict. Yes, alcohol addict, power addict, a tension addict. Yeah. Bro, I'm telling you, man, that's why I be telling my, yo, go to therapy, deal with your trauma or your trauma will ultimately deal with you.

And if you got something to lose, fucking act like it. I promise you, man, before any decision, any choice you make, just think about everything. Think about your career. Think about your family. Think about your kids. Think about what happened. Think about how hard you work to get to that point to just fuck it off.

Yeah. Put some pussy and some. are some bussy? For some bussy, bro. Are P&B together? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The pussy-bo is crazy.

Pussy-pussy combo is crazy. The pussy-bole-cumbo is crazy. No, that's insane. That's insane. That's addiction. The pussy-busy combo. That is addiction, way to start, where to finish.

It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter, bro. That is absolutely insane. Charlemagne. That's how you know you're addicted to sex when it's no matter what. He don't give a fuck. Because that's sex addiction.

Addicted to women is one thing, addiction, men is another thing. But addicted to sex, it doesn't matter. That's, I've, that's a, yeah. That's why if I'm a judge and you, and how dare, if I'm a judge today in that courtroom and I read this shit and you insult me by telling me that you're not going to have

no female visitors, what about the others, Sean? Yeah. Okay? What about the others? Okay. I don't know. Didn't get bail?

No. Now with that argument. Should he get bail? But what's interesting also is... They say he's a slippery suspect. That's why they don't want to give him bail. I think that he... I think he might flip off the punch.

What do you say? I just find it interesting that like he gave up the women first. You know what they're like? It's like, Can we have bail? They're like, no. No, no way. Get rid of women.

I think we found out what he really can't live without. Because you know what he has? You know what he has in jail? He has unlimited men in jail. Wow. Wow. He needs him on his terms. I'm going to be honest with you.

He probably, when you say it like that, I'm thinking, I got to think about it another way. Okay, you give up the women first. But if it's the bussy, right, you can get that in jail. You know it's hard to get in jail? Loub. And drugs. And drugs.

He needs the drugs. That's right. Loob and drugs. I think he needs drugs to have sex with the women. I think he needs drugs to escape from life. I think the moment did he give sober is the moment that he really, his mind will really slip away from him. Really? Yes.

Because he has to deal with everything he's done. He got to deal with every motherfucking thing. I think the moment he's actually sober and he got to sit in that jail cell and just, think about life and everything that he's probably been running from. That's the moment his mind slips away. Yeah. That's when fucking he's just sitting there and it's like DMX song starts playing. Slipping.

Falling. Can't get up. Slipping. I'm falling. Got digging my butt. God did. I did. By the way.

All allegedly. I'm just reading diamonds. That's what I'm saying. It's just for all allegedly, man. Four, got digging my book. Son, for a dick in my book. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Why are you playing with the bishop? Why y'all keep playing with my bishop, man? That's Bishop T.D. Jakes? Swallowed up, have you ever been swallowed up? Swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? Swallowed up. What's up with your man?

What's that what's your man? Have you ever been swallowed up? Swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? Taylor, that's fire, yo. Taylor, great find, yo. Taylor, that was been, what the fuck is he wearing? Yeah.

called a robe. He's a pastor, you goddamn heathen. He looked like Circee Lannister. Saloon for the bishop, man. What is he wearing, yo? So what the fuck is DJ's wearing, yo? You know, Chris, don't forget who prayed for you,

yo. You know what I'm saying? Chris, don't forget who pray to you. Have you ever been swallowed that? Have you ever been swallowed up?

You've ever been swallowed up. Swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? Swallowed up. Man, we are such an unsurious people. Why are we such an unserious speedy? Why do you say like that? I got to know the context.

Can you call him real quick? No, I'm not just calling the bishop. Call the good man. Salute to the goat, man. Bishop T.D. Jace! Have you ever been swallet? Have you ever been swallowed? Have you ever been swallowed up?

Swallowed up. That's fine. You know, you know, you know, you know, girls got to send that shit to you. Yo,

girls got to meme that and then get that in the DMs, yo. Get that in the DMs. Have you ever been swallowed? Taylor, say that to your booty day.

See what you say. Yo, send that to your men. Y'all worry about a little finger. We have a whole metal thing that comes up on us. You got a what? You all worry about a finger. We have a whole metal thing

that goes in us. A vibrator? No, like, I don't know what it's called. But when you go to Ghana colleges, they have to put something in and it takes your... It's a spoon. It's not a spoon. It's just a spoon, Taylor.

What is going on? What is going on? Yo, show what you do? What's this woman right here? So what is it? So what's up with you? Not the spoon, Diller. Not the spoon.

What are they eating out of you with a spoon? It's uncommon. It's like at least this long it spills. Hey, yo. You're congratulating. It's cold. What are they looking for? No, they have to, they have to sample our, um.

Yeast infection? You don't know nothing about women's bodies. No. Somebody needs to tell you what the hell with yours. Paul Riley. They're sampling. You are a republic of the drink. No, they're simply like we have to call women what to do with their body.

They are sampling. We really do. Excuse me. They're sampling our discharge to see if we have, you know, any infections or anything else. Is it honorable or dishonorable? Yeah, what is your discharge?

Is it honorable or dishonorable or dishonorable? Do you have honorable or dishonorable discharge? God damn. Which one is it? Is it honorable or dishonorable discharge? I don't know what you mean by that. Well, you know, I'm not here to tell a woman more about her body. Yeah, we don't want to have.

You should know more than us, but I should know if you got some honorable or dishonorable fuck. How you're already saying it? I never heard. You got your GYN's email? Yes, I'm fine. Email her, send her a number and just say, hey. Just say, hey, I need to know if my discharge is honorable.

I'm not about to do that. Every woman annually has to go to the guy in college and just make sure everything is working. And they tell you if your discharge is honorable or dishonorable. I'm fine. Because I told her I'm on a spiritual journey anyway. They don't have something to do with anything. Go. Just ask.

Just please. And you don't even got to make it public. Taylor, do that for me. Do that for us, Taylor. You don't have to make it public. Just please. Just send it even. Ask your GYN is your discharge honorable or dishonorable.

That's it. Trust you. Like you say, it could be your own. Let's pay some bills. It's important. You should know it. But why are you saying it like that? Because you've never asked your doctor that?

If it's honorable or not? You've never asked your GYN if your discharge is honorable or dishonorable? They just say it's fine. Like, what do you need a new join? Yeah. If they haven't even brought that up to you. What time of them is sure? Do you have a do of Figma?

That's great. That's great. That's great. Do you? This is how I felt when I went to the doctor a couple weeks ago. She might not even have insurance. Do you? I have insurance.

Yeah, but does your insurance cover Figma? I'm not doing this with you. I'm not doing it. Doing what? I'm not. This is how I felt when I went to get my prostate a couple weeks ago. That's the thing. I felt clueless because I was like,

what are you talking about? You're not about to fuck me up with this. I'm going to fucking read with it. All the women out there that's listening, all the green is women that listen. Please hit Taylor up and tell her she needs to find out of her discharge is honorable. Honorable.

Please. And make sure your insurance comes to stigma because a lot of you guys. The men let me know that my discharge is honorable. What she said? if that's a good thing or not what do you say I heard you but I want to hear you again I need to hear you see I knew something

was wrong with that no no you said no you did I heard what you said what did you say let me tell you something the men in your life every man that taste to me they want to keep tasting me that's all I'm just saying but what does that mean whatever you're talking about with this honorable and unhonorable shit

just take it as it is just take it as it is go fuck y'all Taylor, I'm serious, man. You need to talk to your GYN. Let's pay some bills, man. Seriously, Taylor. We don't want you to get caught up in anything.

We don't, man. We don't. You mean too much to us, but yes. Yes, please. Just ask. We need to know. I don't need to know. You need to know. Is your discharge honorable or dishonority?

Why don't you just tell me what you guys are talking? Ask your mom. You all are talking already about women's shit, so just tell me then. Text your mom. Can you just text her mom? That's kind of a wild question. What? Andrew. What?

Andrew. I could, but that's kind of wild question. It is a wild question because he don't have my fucking mom's number. Stop playing with me. Anyway. Exactly. He's married. She's married, too. So if you want my father's come up here too.

I'm going to be honest with you. And my father's tall than you. Somebody gave me some pie today. My father's taller than you. Guess what? Somebody sent me a pot of day. You saw it in the studio. No, I didn't.

If I'm a taste it. I bet she was in my mom. I'm going to taste it. I'd let somebody else taste it and they went crazy. You ain't see when he was eating the pie? I wasn't eating. You ain't seen? No, that's crazy.

What are you talking about? That is crazy. It's fire. Yeah. You all, Chris? All right, man. Where are you going? Go get that chicken two-piece finger tender.

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how they feel. By the way, you know, we, on Brion, a while ago, we broke that all down. Yeah. And I guess nobody gave a fuck, but now they've done a whole documentary about it. Yeah.

Like, Scooter, we've said Scooter wasn't wrong. Dude, it is so crazy the way that Taylor has framed this. The whole framing of this thing, there's a documentary on HBO right now called Bad Blood. It's basically one side is Taylor's side, one side's scooter side.

and it's not even it hasn't gone number one yet I don't hear anybody talking about it to me if there was a documentary done about the biggest music artist currently and the biggest music artist of all time you think it might get some views why all of a sudden is it not getting views

to me that's Taylor's team just working overtime to silence that shit where is it at now said Max I know but where is it like ranked not even ranked because you promoted it I went to go look it up once I saw what you said about it I could did you watch it no I'm not that interested.

Yeah. Plus, I already, I already read it. I already read all of this shit. Scooter did nothing wrong. He did business. No, no, it's not even business. It's... Ain't our dad got a cut?

This shit is so deep. So there's... Her record label is Big Machine Records. She wants her master's back. Big Machine offers a way for her to buy them back or for her to earn them back. Okay, she has six albums. One is, oh, with every new album you give me, you get one back and the other. is buying back for $270 million or something like that.

She goes, she sends him a text message. The text message is on big machines like website or something like that. She goes, hey, thank you so much for the opportunity. You know what? I'm going to look forward to my future. That's more important to me than my past. I'm good. I'm not going to buy the records.

I'm actually letting you know now that I'm going to be going and signing with Lucy and Grange. That's universal. I'm going to be working so hard in the future. Thank you for everything dumb to me for me. I'm out piece. Okay? She announced to do science, Universal.

Now, unbeknownst to the guy, Scott Prochetta, the own big machine, allegedly, Universal and Lucian promise Taylor that they will then

buy the records back and give them to Taylor, the rights of the records, her masters. This has never been done before in the history of music. This is not how it works. But that's apparently a deal.

That deal has not been shared with Scott Prochetta. The only people that really know about this deal, I guess, are Taylor, Taylor's team, and Universal. Okay? Once she signs with Universal and she doesn't buy her records, Scooter goes in, I was a big machine and goes, yo, can I buy these records? And he goes, yeah, why don't you make me an offer?

This Scott Prochetta guy. And he goes, connect me with Taylor, see if Taylor wants to get in on this. The guy Scott Prochetta hits up Scooter and goes, look at this text message she sent me. She's not interested in her old master's. she's worried about the future. Scooter goes, okay. I'll buy it. Scooter should have still reached out there, no.

Now, that's what I said. I said Scooter should still reach out to her. But still, she's making a decision not to do it. She's verbally said to him. Now, Scott Borchetta guy, who said she's not interested in it, is looking at this situation and going, who do I want to sell the Masters to? Do I want to sell him to Universal,

who just fucked me and stole the biggest client I ever had and ever will have and have him profit on all her new shit and all her old shit or do I want to sell him to this other guy's scooter who's going to give me even more money? This is a no-brainer to sell him to scooter. Scooter buys them

and then immediately the machine starts working where it's like this was taken away from me without my consent. She's in all this Me Too language. None of these guys know women, by the way. It's like you got to treat it

the way you treat your wife when you ask her if she wants something to eat She said, they always acted like, Taylor didn't mean that shit when she said no. Here's the thing, here's the thing I think.

This is what I think. I think Taylor's team fucked up the biggest record deal in history. And instead of admitting that they fucked it up and by being fucked it up didn't have in writing

signed seal delivered that they were getting the rights and the rights were already taken care of and hooked up. So the United from Universal. Exactly. Got you, got you. Universal probably just said that

in the room to get the deal. Now, Universal can't say I'm going to give you the rights because they don't have the rights. And if Taylor goes, hey, I'm signing with Universal. And by the way, they're going to buy my music from you. Then Big Machine goes, well, I'm charging out the ass. So she has to say, I'm not interested in it so that they get a lower rate. Now, things get even more conspiratorial, but whatever.

My point is, scooter goes and gets it. And she's like, they took it from under me. They stole it. Somehow she's always the victim, even though she's the victim. every single time. She's the most successful artist. The greatest show I've ever seen in my entire life, unbelievably talented, but she's still... You said something that I thought was fantastic and it's real.

You said that it's very rare for somebody with her level of success to convince people that she's a victim. It's an unbelievable manipulation. She's constantly the victim, despite being the most successful artist in history.

The biggest tour in history, and we're still all looking at her like, oh. At the same side. I'm not... not as familiar with Prince. I mean, it's the same thing. Biggest artist in the world claim that he was fucked and taken advantage of a record label.

I mean, it's... Got it. That's what people do. What Prince was, though. I don't know. No, he really was. I mean, you sell all those records at that time. It was a different ballgame.

Point is, yeah. Point is, Scooter buys the whole record label, just not her records, but buys the whole record label. Whole record label gets purchased, right? And now it's, they did it behind my back, they did it, and then all this, like,

sexualized language without my consent. What do you mean without your consent? You said you weren't interested in the records. Now it's on the open market. Your team fucked you over. They got to paint Borgetta and Scooter as bad guys so they don't lose their jobs. And you don't want to go, well, I just signed with this new record layer, but they already fucked me. So I'm not going to do it. Now, my conspiracy theory is this. If I'm universal, do I pay $270 million for those old records and then just

hand them over to Taylor, which is a $270 million loss, or do I go, oopsie? Well, it depends how long you have Taylor under contract. If you're expecting her to be a lifelong universal artist, that's actually a good investment. Wait for it, Charlemagne. It's a good investment unless you have an idea, which is to have her re-record those first six albums. Now you don't have to spend no money. Now you, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just saved $270 million,

and you still get the exact same publishing you would have gotten on the older ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you got a great storyline. That's going to help you sell mad records in the future. And now it's, oopsie. Oh, what a mistake. And then her whole team is working on overtime.

You know what I mean? And her whole team is aware of this. Her dad is on emails. Her dad is CCA, her manager on email. Like the whole, this idea, like, oh, my God, we didn't know what's happened. there is an email trail of proof that everything was known. Well, somebody over there is a genius and Democrats need to hire them.

They need to hire them. Because those motherfuckers are good at messaging. Oh, my God. When I read all of this shit about tail-in scooter, I'm like, I don't see what the actual issue here is. But she made it one. Yeah. And that shit worked for her, God damn it. And this shit you're saying about Universal right now is brilliant on Universal's part.

Oh, I mean, it's now the risk you have is that she finds out that that was the intention the whole time and then she leaves. but that's, and then you lose that. But then again, she's already locked in, I imagine to a fucking sealed contract. Like, she's not leaving. Yeah, they probably got her for five, something crazy. Who knows?

Probably eight, yeah, who knows? And they probably gave her the greatest fucking deal ever. And those masters didn't fucking come. But still, you need to lock that shit in. Yeah. Her team fails to lock it in. Yeah.

And then, of course, she goes, fuck this. And it first fuck Scott Ritchett. and Scooter, and then when it's just Scooter and people care about, now it's just fuck Scooter. What these men and the patriarchy will do? Nah. Why don't you talk about the men on your team? Yeah.

They let that fucking deal fall. Yeah. And didn't her dad? Her dad got some money from the deal, too. I got $15 million from the deal. Her dad is on every email. Her dad, there's email correspondence where her dad is CCA and her, I guess, manager or one of the people on her management teams, hey, look into these deal points.

So they're aware of the deal. Also, her post about it pops up like minutes after. after it's announced, so you know that shit was curated. That's what I'm saying. But whatever, nobody cares about the truth on the lives. In the lives more entertaining, baby. You say this all the time. That's right.

Greatest fucking thing. And every girl that's ever got their heartbroken by a dude, every girl that's ever been broken up with, every girl that's ever been not loved by someone they cared about. They rallied around Taylor. Taylor is a, Taylor got hurt. They screwed her over. We got to make sure these old records sell.

They did it. And I'll be honest. I believe it's possible. She doesn't even know or didn't know. The truth. I believe it's possible. So you think you've learned from the documentary now? I think she's learned by now and now, like, you're so pot committed.

You're so deep into the narrative that you don't move away from it. But if you've noticed, they're like, this time is behind us, then we're trying to move past it. And it's like, well, you can't slander somebody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Tell your fans to go tell them how you feel. Now that my man's family's getting death threats. He got kids and shit.

They get death threats. And then be like, oh, we'd like to move on. Free schoolie, yo. Free scooter, you. Free school. Fucking Scooter. With the Tyler situation. Oh, yeah, we got to talk about that.

First of all, can you give context? Absolutely. To all of this. Like, absolutely. First of all, anybody out there saying, I blindsided Tyler, they suck dick, okay? And there's suckers who shouldn't be trusted. All right? That's number one.

I love it. Because I did not blindside her. I do what I always do when people, well, first of all, let's play the clip. Let's play the clip Taylor Gay. identity as a South African colored person. What is that even hate? Can we, yeah.

Can we not? Oh, I like that. We keep it at the interview, too. Yeah. I like when they talk from the back and say we can. I like that. And I like the guy.

That's good. That's even better. You know why I said that? Because they said, you're right. They said, I'm going to start cursing in a minute. I said, yeah, go ahead. That's even better.

And she was threatening? That's what she said. Okay, so give us context to the whole thing. Why this is a big deal? Why is her identity or her race important? Well, what I was told is that, you know, she has made comments before about, you know, being colored, which we know in South Africa why they say that.

Explain to all of us that might not know. Pull up her statement. Taylor, what are you, why are you chiming in about that? You don't know what's going on here. I know. I read into it. It wasn't. It was more.

So the commenters, like South Africans, and like in the comments, when she was on some interview saying like, oh, yeah, I'm a colored queen. She said something like, I'm a colored queen. That's what happened. Didn't I just say that? But you're making it seem like...

It's okay. Just getting out. We need all perspectives. We need all the perspectives. We need all perspectives. Because people in the comments that made it bigger. But we know why she called herself color. Now let's read our statement.

Make it bigger Taylor. She says, yeah, guys, never denied my blackness. I don't know where that came from. I'm mixed with black. Zulu Irish Mauritian. Indian colored. What is colored mean? In Sauta, I would be classified as a colored woman.

In other places, I would be classified as a black woman. Race is classified differently in different parts of the world. I don't expect to be identified as colored outside of South Africa by anyone not comfortable doing so because I understand the weight of that word outside of South Africa. But to close this conversation, I'm both colored in South Africa

and a black woman. As a woman for the culture, it's A&N not for. With that being said, Asambé, am I saying that right? My South African massive, Assambé? So basically a colored person is like a mixed person. Got it.

So we're mixed race here in America. We call it mixed race. You'd be called colored over there. Simple. Got it. Okay. All I was doing was trying to get her opportunity to clear it up

because they said that's been a thing for her. Now, here's the thing about the label. This is what I want to say so everybody knows. Labels always will come and say, hey, can you not ask this? Can you not ask that? Sometimes depending what it is, like if it's something like really personal,

you know, really serious, something I know is traumatizing, I'll be like, sure, I oblige. For this one, I said no. And the reason I said no, they had six things they didn't want us to ask. You want to know what those six things were? Yeah.

They didn't want us to ask about Kaisenot. The whole we friends though thing. Yeah. They didn't want us to ask about her not being on Toa or Chris Brown anymore. They didn't want us to ask about the colored thing. Injury. They didn't want us to ask about her injury that she sustained. What else was it?

They didn't want to ask us about who she was dating, which I wouldn't do anyway. And what was the other one? It was one so, it was this all frivolous stuff. And why? What are they trying to? to do, they're trying to protect an image that they're curating for her? I have no idea. And that's what I said.

Oh, but they're Rihanna then. Comparings. Oh, yeah. And it wasn't even Rihanna. It just said comparisons to other pop artists. Huh? Oh, so they're trying to separate her from Kaasana. She's her own individual.

Don't tie her to him. You want me to not ask her about Kaizanat. The day after Kevin Hart just was on Kai Sinai's show again with a big ass sign that said, we're friends down there. Yeah. Come on, yo. So I said to them, no. Now, when I say no, I'm not going to oblige any of this.

It is your job then, label, management, whoever, to either prepare the artist for the questions or pull the interview. Exactly. I'm fine with either or. Yeah. I've already told you I'm not going to follow any of it. Yes. So when you see dick suckers out there, Dick suckers are saying things like, you know, he asked every question they asked him not to ask. Yeah.

Because I'm not a dick sucker. Yeah. And being that I'm not a dick sucker for record labels, I have a job to do. And my job is for the people. So imagine, right, if I'm sitting around and I'm having a conversation, you know, if we have these conversations and then all in the comments, it's like, why didn't you ask this? Why didn't you ask that? Why didn't you ask that?

I got a job to do to the people. Yeah. My job, my integrity with the people will always matter more than my integrity with a goddamn record later. And also the label is using you. A hundred percent. But, you know, you have a lot of people that don't do that. You have a lot of radio personality, a lot of journalists, a lot of people who care more about those relationships with the labels. Yeah.

Then they do relationships with the actual audience. And it shows. And it shows. And not only as it shows, you show your card. Yeah. When you say that, when you say the label asked him not to do it and he did it anyway. Yeah. After I told the label, I ain't following that shit.

So they knew. They- Why are they complaining? Their job would prepare their client. Yeah. Are pulled the interview. Yeah. I'm fine with either or.

You want to be qualified. You want to be validated by doing the breakfast club. You're an artist in the culture. You want that experience on the breakfast club, but you want to control the interview. Yeah, I don't think you can ask to do both things. You can ask as a favor, and then it's up to you to decide if you want to oblige or not.

But if you say that you don't want to do the interview in that way, then you don't have to do it. And you know how many interviews we've turned down when they be like, yo, you can't ask about this. I'm not interested. I'm not interested. Because maybe now it's not the time for that artist. If that artist isn't ready to talk about these things,

I don't want to have that conversation because it'll make us look crazy because certain things you've got to talk about. Yeah. Now you can also, if you have a relationship with the artist, go like, hey, is there anything that you don't feel comfortable talking about? They say something and they make that decision. That's possible.

Absolutely. But the idea that the label is going to come in and, like, curate this narrative. Also, the artists a lot of times don't even know. They have no idea. And by the way, I tell her that. The last thing I'm the last thing. I say to her in the interview, which

by the way, the label wanted us to take that out. They was like, could you take out what you said about the label at the end? No. Yeah. That's the truth. Because I told her, I said, what happens is these label people, they come in here and then they tell, you know, personalities what they

can't ask, and it makes things awkward. Dude, this is how you ruin an artist, man. This is, like we were just talking about earlier, this is actually a perfect example. When you don't talk about any of the things that allow you to be like an actual true human being, right? You stop the audience from having the ability to connect with you on that level. That's right.

Doja, Megan Estallion, it doesn't matter your opinions on them. The reality is they're connecting with people. And those connections are converting to ticket sales and they're coming out and watching these crazy arena shows because of it. If you turn her into this generic cookie cutter, I'm pretty and I dance good artist. and don't allow the people to make those honest, beautiful connections. It'll never work in 2024. Not going to work. Don't get me wrong.

She's popping, but that don't last long. People want to connect with you. They want to know who you are. Personal level. She's going to be miserable because she's going to have to have this mask. She's not going to be a mask. And by the way, she's got a great personality. It's very charming.

There was plenty of times in the interview. I'm fucking with her and she's giving it right back. You know what I mean? Because they told me she was, that's the other thing, too. Why are you giving me all this information? You gave me six questions that I wasn't even going to ask. I told him that. I told him that tell him.

I said, well, I didn't even know about this, this, this, this, this and this. Now I got that.

Thank you. Thank you very much for the information. I didn't even know about 90% of that shit. Then they told me that she was nervous. Yeah. And, you know, she had to go to the bathroom. Why are you telling me all of this?

Yeah. I'm trying to, I'm thinking I'm breaking the ice. Like, you're in a safe space here. Yeah. You have no reason to be nervous. She's like, I'm not nervous.

I'm like, why do you told me you was nervous and I had to go do a nervous poop and all kind of stuff? I'm just making. That's really happening. Yeah. You're like, I had to poop. Yeah.

And they're getting nice. They were saying like it was a vulgar of you to do that. Uh, get the fuck out of here. All right, well, okay. It's vulgar to, it's vulgar to do the tire. But then when last time Cardi B was there, we had the same conversation. Exactly. It was totally okay.

It's first five minutes. Yeah. Carthew was in the bathroom. Cargoy was in the bathroom. I had just, I had the shit. Like, I had the, like, so what's the difference? And guess what? People love Cardi.

There you go. Why is it not vulgar when me and Cardi having a conversation about shit but it's vulgar with Tyler? Isn't that interesting? Suck my dick!

Isn't it? Is it? Is it? That's interesting. And also, you know that suck my dick from the back. Yeah.

It's also, I get annoyed when people when they like use the protection of women to really just take a shot at you or something like that.

Because you You're fake protecting a woman. You're actually using a woman. She's a tool. Do you know what I mean? Like you're using this woman as a tool to take a shot at something. Everybody sees through it.

It's the most obvious thing in the one. It's so obvious. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out of here. Like, really? Like, come on. Yeah. But it's okay. I love it.

Yeah. Listen, I need y'all to know something about me. Yeah. You need chaos. You need it. I don't even know if I need it. I just know that there's something that will never not be You need it.

It will never not be with me, Schultz. I'm trying to be peaceful. No, you can't. I'm trying to be a healed version of myself. I'm just out here, I'm really out here minding my business. You can't, dude.

There's just some people who just can't get me off their mind. And I love it. I love that I'm on your mind. So mother fucking much. Well, yeah, I mean, you destroyed their lives. everything that they ever work for all the respect that they've done it's done it's man listen nobody cares anymore

I love it like wouldn't you I mean like you have a little empathy for it right there's one individual that came in and then took away from you everything you've ever worked for in your entire life and made you obsolete and all praises do to God man God is so good and it's just like you can say whatever you want

do whatever you want continue to paint all of these pictures. Yeah. The audience knows better. They're not slow. Well, that's... They know that you're just miserable. They know that you're just a hater.

That's the thing that probably irritates them the most. It's not only like, you know, the money is not there, and the interest is not there, and the respect isn't there, like, all those things go. But the other thing is that you get to be you, and they have to continue to pretend to be this other person. So they decide to pretend to be someone else because they thought it'd be good for their career. and then somebody came in and they were like really authentically themselves

and then that pretend shit seemed really fake and people recognized it and they moved away and they can't pivot so they're a prisoner of their inauthenticity and that's right and every time you're yourself you get more successful

and all they can do is comment on what I'm doing thank you I like the dick suck come on I love it sucks suck suck suck Suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck. Suck it, stuck it, stuck it.

I want you to suck it keep suck it, all right? It's like a never-ending Godstopper. It's never going to go down. You're just going to be sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking, sucking for the rest of your fucking life. Okay? I can't wait, all right? Jesus Christ.

What else we got? I just saw this little thing that Taylor put up. there and it said new body old pussy let's get into it. No, she brought up a good point which is a lot of people are getting their bodies done. They're looking younger. They're looking like, you know, very, with all due respect,

smashable, but they're not getting their old pussy as you haven't written down there. I would never refer to it. Yeah, I don't even know what is that Taylor. Taylor doesn't say we call all means necessary. That vintage vagina. New body old pussy. What does that even mean? This, okay, well, here.

This is what your boy had to say about it. Who's our boy? Vintage vagina. Gilly the kid. The greatest celebrity basketball player alive. Are you already? Everybody with some old pussy. Body newer than a motherfucker.

Pussy then took 12,648 dicks. They'd been fuck the line out that leather jacket. That's like having a Ferrari with cloth seats, no. No, that's like having a vacuum with no baggle. Shit flying everywhere. What's the purchase?

So all you niggas is out here that's going with looks. Oh, you just want a bitch that look good. Now you're laid up in the house with a bitch that need an oil change of tuna. Bish spark plugs need to be changed. So what is Gilly saying that you should get vaginal rejuvenation? I think if you're going to get a new body, you should also get a new pussy. And they do that. They rejuvenate vaginas.

Even with that, you can't unfuck people, y'all. You can't unfuck people. You can't unfuck people, man. That is a good ass way. Can't unfuck people. Even if you rejuvenated with the vagina, I still know that you fuck that person. Yeah.

Why don't women believe us when we say we don't like that y'all fuck everybody? Damn. I don't think that they believe, that's not that they don't believe us. It's just that once you grow to love a person, does it matter?

Now, if they tell you beforehand, you'll put that block up. The block is up. And that blocker's like, oh, I'm never going to allow myself to love this person. But if you already grow to love the person and didn't they tell you that they fuck 1,300 people?

Then they're a liar. But you never ask them. And now I have a block up because they're a liar. Damn. Yeah. So you can't win. The only way you win is you don't just stuff your vagina full of cocks every single day. Don't let your vagina be a buffet.

Exactly. Is that that hard? Okay. I mean, holy. It's the same thing for, soon be the same thing for them. You can't keep a cock or two out of your vagina. You just walk in the golden cock row. Bang.

Dodging the whole buffet. If we, if we. All you can eat dicks. Thanks. Y'all want to be saying that they'd say the other way around. What do you mean? What do you mean? What are you talking about?

If we had to say that. If we had to say that. and never told you, Taylor, and you didn't know, you should be upset. No, I'm saying if we, if we were dipping in, y'all... If I took 1,300 dicks... Y'all don't care if we were fuck. And told you after you grew to love me, you would not be upset? That's great.

That's a good point. Wait, what's the question? Yeah, exactly. It's the same question. Yeah. I took 1,300 cocks in the face. And didn't tell you, okay? And then you grew to love me and found out that I had 13,000

cocks in and around my anus. How would you feel? That you're gay. What are you? What's wrong with that? Why can't he be gay? Because that's not selfish. So you're going to try to love me and then want to have 30.

That's my past. So how I know that you're not wanting that more? You ungated me. You had 30 cuts. You're trying to tell me that you still don't miss that. You ungave me. Yo, you did. But also, yeah.

Y'all don't want to take a compliment. You wouldn't even, that's a compliment. She liked that compliment. That's not a compliment. That's not a compliment. That's not a compliment. You don't want to be able to ungay a dude. That's a great thing.

Yeah. The guy took 1,300 cocks. It's not real, though. 1,300 cock. 1 vagina. Completely wiped away. I ain't gay no more. I'm delivered.

I'm delivered. I ain't gay. I don't like men's. I like swimmer, swimmer, swimmer, swimmer, swimmer. You said they were in your anal? What does it matter? No, because. What does it matter?

Because that just means that the girls just pegs him. That's it. No. No. I said cocks. You just get a Dildo and peg. That's it. I'm not here.

I can't explain the virgin bees to you. I don't know what the fuck happened to Lord Mayor. The Dildo is not a cock. What was happening in Upper Darby, yo? Why you don't know these birds and the beans? What do you mean? What's your body, Kyle? No, in your fucking business.

That shit, high as hell. Oh, shit. No, it's not. Holy shit. When it's low, they tell it. They tell you a. They tell you a. That's true.

First of all, you know why I don't say? No, no. You know why I don't say. I can say none of your business that's crazy. I can say, what's higher? What's higher? I can say three and you're like, oh, shit. You know what?

Yeah. You know what? We go like this. Yeah. It's great. That's respectable. That's low mileage. How many buys do y'all got?

None of your fucking business. No, we marry, you know. No, we married. You're an asshole for you and asking that. He lost the virginity to his wife. You asked how many buys. No, he didn't. You did.

You did. You did. I didn't know if I'm fucking nobody but my wife. Evelyn, like you. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. God is listening to you. Stop lying. Why's listening to you?

I didn't lie about nothing. Yes, you did. No, I didn't. My wholeness was deleted. Yeah. My wholeness was deleted, tell. I was unhoved. I just don't know how to say this, Charlemann.

What? I don't trust your face. That's you. I don't. You don't know how to take compliments. You don't know how to take compliments. You don't know how to take compliments. Take love.

Yo, you fuck with me all the time. We fuck with each other. No, we don't. Yes, we do. On your other punk-ass show, you made the audience, and you take weeks to come up with these diabolical skills. What you did? And I can imagine him on a set like this. Hey, y'all.

He, this is what he. did. This was the fuck he did. And I got the receipts. Okay, go. We do an intro. Somebody lost their Josh. R-IP, Tiffany, uh, in that, but not for life, but for the show. You got her fired that night. Tiffany cross.

I didn't not get Tiffany. Yes, you did. You set her out. True. You let her talk about Tiffany got the Native Lamb podcast, Reason Choice Media, I heart right now. Her Andrew Gillum. Angela, I subscribe to that. Andrew Gillum? Yeah. Speaking of. Can I tell my story?

Yeah. Can I tell a story? So I'm on a second. Dreams and nightmares. He's got a story to tell me. Can I tell my story? Yeah, go ahead. So this is me in a different environment

away from the Breakfast Club. Yeah. It was the show that got canceled I had on Comedy Central. Yeah, and it was just like, let's don't say cancel. Say it, Randis's course. Cancel is an ugly word.

Just say Randall's course. So, you know, I was going to be a guest on the show. Right. And then, like, everybody else, And I'm like, I know these niggas. So as I walk in, they're like, oh, shit, that's here. I'm like, what up, nigga? What are you?

So I already know they're going to get it popping, right? So they gave it to ever do. They say, give it up for it. So it's always a court spot. They was like just, right? And then they say, give it up for Tiffany. They did. Right?

So I know, I said, if they got, and the other person's got, I'm about to give woo, woo, woo, woo, right? I'm just knowing they're about to go crazy. I actually learn what the fuck you want? he said Donair Rawlins Why are you mad at me because the audience didn't give you no love

Donnell Rawlings is hell Did you tell his audience No I did not I didn't know No I did not We're not going to have a show like that That is not true That is not true

They was laughing at me I think you're hilarious No wait a minute You set me up I think you're hilarious Wait a minute Okay I'm gonna try it again All right again

Okay I'm gonna try it again I'm gonna try it again Now, and he's got an upcoming Netflix special being produced by Dave Chappelle, and he's the host of the podcast, the Donnell Rallings show. Donnell Rallings is hair! You set me up, son!

And I can do about that, you know, now. You're not going to end well, just not to hit well. Why are you mad at me? Because the audience is more than fucking with you. You won them over eventually. You did. You didn't put you in the beginning.

And then his face is like this. This is where you know the dick had got some sinister shit by the pop. because it looked like his face get contoured. He can't... He can't... He can't... Yo, when he's about to do some diabolical shit, watch him from there what.

His face can contour. He's like this. I know what I'm talking about. This... Look, this is what he about to get disrespectful, son. It's like this. It's like this. Right here.

That's what the bullshit is about to happen right here. When he contours face. Why are you mad at me? Because the audience didn't fuck with you in the beginning. You won them over eventually. Because you started it. It's not true. Hezekiah Walker.

Yo. The dream killer. The dream killer. You are the dream killer, yo. Who's that you want to kill the dream chases dream, yo? I have never seen anybody. be on Meek like this since Arbery Graham, yo. I'm not on Meek.

What are you talking about? I love Meek. I said free Meek. I'm the only one's defending Meek saying he's not gay. He don't want to be in these situations. I'm the only one on the internet saying that. But you keep bringing him back to the gay. He's a victim.

He's a victim in the joke. He's a victim of the joke. In the joke, even in the joke, he's a victim. He doesn't want to be there. He doesn't want to be there. I'm Team Meek, bro. You did the forum this weekend. Forum was crazy. How did it feel?

Crazy. Amazing. Thank you so much. Everybody came out. That was awesome. How did it feel? Um, uh, it, I didn't feel anything until I drove up and I saw it in the distance. And the forum, like, when you look at Massan Square Garden or you look at a lot of, like, arenas that are, like, in a city, they're, like, all blocked by other massive buildings. But the forum is, it looks like the fucking Roman Colise. It has like the columns and the red behind it.

And then it's this massive parking lot around it. So it's the only structure in a five mile radius. And that was like, that was kind of profound. That's what Magic one rings. And that's what Karim one rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Magic was probably in the showers taking beautiful women down in the 80s.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. Man, man. I had to feel something. Well, they did a renovation since then. They did? Yeah, yeah.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did they sanitize the place? I think that's what they did. I don't even think they renovated it. I think they just did Purell. Shout out to the forum, man. Shout out to everybody came out, man.

That was fucking awesome. I had home boys texting me while you was there. People were texting me while you was there. Man. You decided to just evasquerate. Is that the word? Avasorate. eviscerate.

I like vascarate. I, I, vascular it, bro. Hey, three times, New York Times, best-selling author right here. I've never planned to be able to pronounce nothing.

You've evascerate. Why do you keep doing that for meek? Why do you keep doing this word I can't pronounce the meek? I thought the joke was about Dittie. Joke. It's a ditty joke. I did a ditty joke. But damn, meek.

No, I love Meek. I love Meek. I know. One of my favorite songs is Tori Lane's and Meek. This is what I told Andrew, man. And this is what I really mean. And I love saying things like this because I know it's going to piss off a whole bunch of black comedians. How are you out hip-hopping the black comedians?

How are you going to make this? How are you going to make it? Brutal! How is he out of hip-hopping? Don't let him do it to us. Why are you not giving Andrew? no smoke on Club Shane Shane. Stand United! How was he out

hip-hopping the black comedians? How? This was a... Play the joke, Taylor. This is a perfectly executed cultural hip-hop joke. Oh, my God, Taylor. Greatest producer. Grace producer in all podcasts. Greatest producer in all podcasts.

But there's one thing Taylor is going to do is going to keep you humble. Let's go to his... page and go to the page. Where is the joke? You see, Diddy's house right there. Yeah. Okay. Time about, first of all, this is hilarious. Because just seeing you standing there like this with the captioned Diddy's house,

you don't know if it's about to be something serious. Or a joke. Like, press playtale. Here's this great city. They're saying you're a bunch of fucking criminals, drug addicts, and pedophiles. That is not the whole city. That is a very small, specific section of this. city. It's called Diddy's house. That is, listen.

Allegedly. Allegedly. Did he go to jail? What's the over under? Someone asked Shohe Otani. I know he got the... Little Japanese, I love gambling, bro. Or I believe they call it driving. But whatever, man. Just every fucking... This is the only reason I think he might be guilty. Every celebrity in L.A. has had their home robbed except Diddy. And I thought about it. It's like, bro. Robin Diddy is terrifying because what if he's there?

You break down the door, he's butt naked on the couch. Meek Mill sitting on his lap just petting him like a Maltese cat. Meek Mill crying, oh no, wait a minute, I thought you was finished.

He's like, can't stop, won't stop. You try to run out. You run out, the door is locked. You turn around, all of a sudden you hear. You ain't go in nowhere. You ain't go nowhere. I can't be stopped now. It's your asshole tonight.

See, right, man. God damn. If there was a nuclear weapon in the form of a joke. Stop. Stop. God, damn, man. Hezysheema. Yeah.

Jesus. Oh, right. My God, man. I posted it yesterday. On Instagram, it shows up. No caption. Won't let me comment or won't let anybody comment. I'm like, oh, fuck, what's going on?

I thought the joke is flagged. I got a text from you immediately. You go, yo, what happened to the joke? I said that to the group chat. I'm like, bro, I think Diddy's involved with Facebook or something. Every time I try to post it, it doesn't show up. Like, I'm literally thinking there's a conspiracy. of the ages.

I think it was the pedophiles. Bro. I'm not even joking. Facebook was down and Instagram was down for a few hours during the day. It was?

Yeah. We reposted the joke and all the curse words out, everything out didn't matter. Well, that is a phenomenal jokes. I mean,

it's just a phenomenal joke. It's one of those jokes even if you're the main victim of the joke. Can't give it up. You've got a kind of chuckle.

It's comedy, man. You got to. He got to laugh at that. Great fucking joke. Poor Meek, man. Yo, you keep bringing me. What about Shohei Otani? I don't even know who the fuck that was.

So that's why this is... I didn't know who that was. So this deep cut. So Shohei Otani is the Japanese baseball player that got that like $700 million deal. He plays for the L.A. Dodgers, so he's L.A. Okay. And he got in trouble because he said he paid his interpreter

$4 million so his interpreter could pay off a debt. Okay. But people are like, why would your interpreter be able to rack up a $4 million debt? So they started to go, oh, this motherfucker's gambling. And then they changed the story to, oh, my interpreter stole $4 million from me. Oh. Okay. That's the L.A. deep cut.

So, yes. Got you, got you, got you. It wasn't just me. I didn't get that one, but I liked it because I liked the follow-up because I immediately understood the follow-up. Yeah. Japanese club gambling. I had another line. All they call that driving.

I cut it on the clip, but I had another one because I kind of fucked it up, but they call him the Japanese Babe Ruth. Uh-huh. And, or as I call him, the great bamboo stick. Fucking terrorist, man. Fucking terrorist.

This is a terrorist right here, man. But once again, Andrew Shultz is out hip-hop and all the black comedians. Yo, no, no, no,

These narratives, Canadians do not let this happen. Because how do you not as a comedian have that? Or maybe they're just, maybe they're still working it out in the comedy clubs and stuff like that. Because a lot of people, that's a very risky joke to do in front of 18,000 people. Yeah, yeah, it was kind of. You know what I'm saying? You're in front of 18,000 people. You kind of want to go out there with your best shit, right?

Yeah, I didn't know that we were going to, I mean, like, I had no clue. Like, I literally was like 15 minutes before I went out. And I was like, oh, fuck. Because I got to L.A., I was telling everybody on Flager at this, but I got to L.A. Friday because I was like, let me try to work out some local shit. Yeah.

Because sometimes I like to do some local stuff, you know, to start the show. And I went out Friday night, and every local thing I was doing was bombing. Really? So I was like... That joke? Fuck. No, I didn't do that.

I didn't even think of that one yet. And then it was literally like 30 minutes before the show. And I was like, man, what can I open up with locally? None of this local shit is hitting. And then I was like, oh, fuck, it's not about L.A. It's about... That's the story. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the fucking thing. Anyway. All I'm simply saying is, man, I think that folks are using a lot of their best material on podcasts. And I think some of these takes do serve better on this stage. If you were to say that same thing on a podcast,

it's still funny because you're a comedian and people know it. But it's different when you see it on the stage. When you see it on the stage, it's a joke. It's art. Nothing else but a joke. It's just a joke. That's right.

On a podcast, people can take it. It's like, this is how I feel. I need you to know this. That's right. Let's fucking fight. That's right. It's like seeing something in a song. Yeah.

If you're in a podcast, bro, imagine DMX was singing that song with all the girls, but he was just saying it in a podcast. It was Keisha. You'd be like, God. He's a hope. Yeah. Was he at the form with magic in the 80s?

You know what I'm saying? But in a song. It's funny. It's fire. That's right. That's right. That's right. So, yeah, bright plays, right time.

Come on. Let's talk about it. Wait, wait, wait, let me play it first. Which one is this? I'll leave Meek alone. I just want to, I, I, I, I, I, just, this is a learning lesson. I don't care about the wrestling shit. Get, oh!

Let me tell you something, let me tell you something about life, man. There are certain people who just need curb your enthusiasm style shows. Just turn the goddamn camera on and, follow them around and let's be entertained. Meek is one in a fan. Let me hear that. This is Meek. This is Meek at WrestleMania.

And the Rock is unconscious, right? Yeah. And Meek is... Yeah. Man, shout out to Meek. Yeah. How did Rock not break character, though? How did he not chuckle while he's fake knocked out?

Hold on, Meek said, if you ain't come up watching Menace Society, you're not going to catch this. You're in the wrong culture talking. I grew up on Minutes Society. I don't get the reference. What is it? Get up! I've watched Minutes Society a million times.

What is he talking about? I don't know. Get up. Maybe he has a confused with a boys in the hood or something. Oh. I don't remember. What teen in minutes was he, the guy said, get up? Well, maybe his voice is.

in the hood after his brother gets shot. He's holding him saying, get up. I don't remember that, bro. From Nasty and I remember Ricky. And I mean, they did try to get Ricky up. And Ministers Society, who fell down? The Crackhead got shot and killed. Kane beat up that dude in front of the house.

Is it when Kane got shot? I don't remember me. I don't know why it's a million times. I don't remember nobody sounding like this. Play it one more time. Get up! He can't get off his phone Man, Mick got to get the fuck off the phone, man

Oh my God, yo There's another one? Oh, come on, stop This is fucked up Meek Mill says the rumors about him and Diddy is confusing his 12-year-old son He's 12 with people saying his dad gay It's sick now out here

His tweet, I don't believe Oh, somebody tweeted about damn Wale is a full-grown man Didn't Puffy dangle him from the balcony Meek says, I don't believe no ditty story. Once they lied about me now, anybody tried to sexually assault? There's no way. There's no way in hell.

Also, you got to read it how he talks and then it makes sense. Read it, Tilly. You're from Philly. Yeah. What? I don't believe he did he wasn't lie about him. He may turn six and son, man. He'll be a bang out on the spot.

Hey, yo. And I don't know. That hell, I don't care if you all confused me, I say, well. When people say his dad and say now I'm doing for you. Listen, the worst thing hurting meek right now is punctuation. So anybody try to sexually assault me, it will be a bang out on the spot. He did this before too. That's what I'm saying.

Punctuation. You know how when you tweet something that gives you like 60 seconds and make sure? Meek don't give a fuck. Meek be letting them shit fly. He really does. Anybody try to sexually assault me, it will be a bang out on the spot. I think that's what the person is going for me. Yep, he want that.

Jesus Christ. How y'all don't know that, L.O.L. I don't care, but y'all confuse with my son, he's 12, with people saying, his dad gate, it's thick now out shit. I mean, that's true, man, you know, because his son is 12 years old. 12 was like, what, eighth grade? Yeah.

Seventh grade grade. Oh, that makes me. These people are letting these jokes fly. It's true, though. He's not the first person to even tell me that who's in the public eye. I've had other people who are in the public eye tell me the same thing. Like, yo, my son got to hear this shit or my daughter got to hear this shit. So I understand.

That's a real emotion. I'm not, I'm not mad at me for, you know, saying that. All I'm saying is that tweet didn't help. That's all I'm saying. Do you think he's trolling? No, I don't think Meek true. I think Meek is pissed the fuck off. Because if he was trolling, it would be so good.

Like, it would make... No, he's not trolling. Meek pissed off, man. I mean, he's pissed off, you know? Motherfuckers is out here saying he gay. How can you not be tight? And then how can... Yeah, now everything you do fits under that umbrella.

That's the tricky thing for him. And it's weird, right? Because, you know, and I've said this before, but I see a lot of people who... be acting like they sold pro-LGBQ, but they're quick to weaponize sexuality against straight men. You don't think that's weird?

Talk to me. It's just like, if you're pro-LGBQ, why would you want to call me gay out somebody? I'm not talking about meek, I'm just saying, why would you want to out somebody or call somebody gay? Why is it a weapon when you want it to be? A great point. I don't get it.

You're making too much sense right now. Yeah, you're right. about to get a hip piece from the text. Let me shut the fuck up. I love strategy. So the fact that Euphoria dropped on Wednesday, and we was waiting for Kendrick to drop, but then he dropped Euphoria. And so people are probably thinking to themselves, we probably ain't going to get

another Kendrick record in forever. It's a six-minute record. He's probably going to let that live. But for him to go back to back, which is a Drake tactic, and give us 616 in L.A., but also, I know for a fact that when Drake heard that record, and Kendrick starts talking about how. You know, the OVO team, there's a mole and OVOO and the mole is feeding him things. And did you ever think OVO is working for me?

I know for a fact that OVO mansion sounded like it was a bunch of owls in that motherfucker. Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? I know it.

Without a shadow of a fucking doubt. Yeah. I know that. So psychologically, that had to fuck Drake up. But Drake is like, fuck that. We're going to drop family fucking matters later that night. Phenomenal record. We're not going to sit here and act like Aubrey Graham

did not drop a phenomenal disc record in Family Matters. What did you think of the L.A. record, Nile. They're not like us? No, the Earth 616 record. 616 in L.A. Is that the flip, the Kendrick Flip, Bared Alive? No. The one he dropped Friday afternoon.

Like the soul sample. Oh. Niley, you're supposed to be the music expert. You're supposed to be the music expert. I don't remember 616 because it's not the main record. Play 616 in L.A. That's the one where he was saying that OVO has a mold. Damn, this is the timeline of this shit?

Yeah. Wow. Wow. Family Matters. Phenomenal fucking record. I actually think it's probably the second best record in this whole situation. Really? Yes.

What's the first best one? I mean, not like us. You got to go, not like us. Not like us? It's just a box. You don't over like that? Is like that on here? Family Matters is probably.

the best record, not like us is the best song. There you go. Yeah, not like us is the best song. Family Matters is the best disc track. Yeah. And then not like us is the best bot. Not like us is the best bot. So Drake got the best disc track. Yeah. But he didn't win. No. Correct.

You lost because of strategy. You lost because of fucking strategy. But I think like that, I still think like that's the best record. I don't know if I really count like that, our first person shooter. That's the first round. I don't know why y'all got seven-minute drill by Jay Cole even up there. Don't be like that. I don't know why y'all got show of hands up there.

I don't know why y'all got all to myself. None of that matters. We're talking about Kendrick and Drake. Okay, fair enough. We're talking about Kendrick Lamar and Aubrey Graham. That's what we're talking about. So if anything, I would keep like that. Also, seven minutes drill doesn't exist anymore.

No, it doesn't. I would keep like that. And then push-ups. Like that and then push-ups. Then I would go into tailor-made freestyle. Then I would go into Euphoria 616 in L.A., Family Mariters, Meet the Grams. Everything down.

And then not like us. And then the heart part sits. Not buried alive either? I don't even know what the fuck that is. See, that's what I thought. When you were referencing 616, I thought you talked about the Bared Alive. I thought that was actually really good. What was that?

Bairid Alive, it's a parody. So Beryed Alive is the record that they have together. Their first record together, that's on Take Care. And he flipped it. So he pretty, like, in the original record, is Kendrick telling the story about his first time meeting Drake and going to Canada. And then when he flipped it, it's pretty much Drake now telling the story on the same beat. But he's like...

How did I miss that? It was only posted on IG. But that's what I remember 616. If it was 616 versus the Bared Alive is... I really like the Bared Alive. That's another reason Drake lost this because I ain't know nothing about the Bary the Live shit. It's too many songs. It's too many songs.

But that's what also makes... Six minutes long. It's like, what's going on here? But that's what also makes it the greatest rap feud ever. The fact that all of these guys, Kendrick and Drake decided to put out this much music and everything was high quality. Yeah.

It was up here. Like nothing, there's not one record on there that you could say is whack. Everything was good. They all answered, somebody would land a blow, somebody would come right back. The reason Drake loses this battle because he drops a phenomenal record like Family Matters.

The shit that he even said in Family Matters doesn't even stick because Kendrick comes out 30 minutes later. So it's like Drake comes out and says, White Beater. Kendrick says pedophile. White beaters the little joker. Pedophiles the big joker. Neutralizes family matters immediately.

Yeah. You come out, you say, yo, day free. Kendrick's guy is the father of his kids. It's like, come on. That's crazy. I'm like, Drake's going to hell. Yeah, that's crazy. I mean, I know they're playing limbo with each other,

but Drake just went to hell. Yeah, he went low. But then here comes Kendrick. Sit down, Drake's mom. Let me tell you why your son needs to die. Oh my fucking God. I had to call Debbie Brown after I listened to that shit. What she said?

I needed somebody to talk to. I needed to get the shit on my sparrie. Yeah. Say what? Somebody told me that it dropped and it was right before I was going on Saturday. No. No, it was Friday night. May 4th, not like us, came out, I think Saturday.

In the morning. We were still at the party. We was at the party when family matters dropped. And then 30 minutes later, Kendring drug. Yeah, I was... There was some song that came out. I thought it was before Saturday. Not like us.

Not like... The pop! Yeah, that came out Saturday. That came out Saturday. That came out during your show. Yeah, no, no, and I literally saw an update, and I was like, I can't take this in. I don't want to, like... I didn't know what it was going to be.

And the last shit, he was talking about how he's a pedophile, so I'm like, the fuck is this one going to be about? I don't need that in my heart. I don't need it in my soul when I'm going to, like, make people laugh, you know? Yeah, Meet the Grams was dumb. Meet the Grams felt like Stan meets suicidal thoughts by Biggie Smalls. Yeah. It felt like Stan meets suicidal thoughts.

Which one? Suicidal thought. People do love that record. And Meet the Grams. Honestly, I think Meet the Grams is one of the best records to me. Like, I like Meet the Grams and Euphoria as far as the Easter eggs and just the journey it took me on and listening to the record as a record. It's just wild to fit somebody's mom.

down, tell him that your son needed to die, tell him that they're a pedophile. See, but then at the end, tell them they just need, instead, I'm glad that you're in therapy, but you do some ayahuasca too. But he, he went low so that he could bring it back up, though. Even within the record and in real life, energy wise, but then drop it not like us. Because everybody felt like, all right, this was really dark. Like, I don't even know if I really want this to continue anymore. I don't even know if I still want to listen anymore.

And then he brought the energy back. but not like us. And even on Meet the Grams, he ended with like, yo, nothing's gonna change for you. What is the Lauren Hill, how you're going to win

when you ain't right within? That's all he's saying at the end. Yeah, but are you right within? If I sit down with your mom and see you, he doesn't even decide. He went low because Drake went low. He had to go lower. You don't match energy.

That's why everybody miserable now. Man, sometimes good people got to slap niggas that need to get slapped. He talked about his son. And then you're upset because he talked to his mom. That doesn't make no sense. He talked about his son. What do you mean?

And he talked about his wife. Yeah. Like, what do you mean? I said that last time. I'm going to go below the bell. I think there is an unfair narrative out here, which is like, people are going like, wow, Kendrick went so low, how dare he? And it's like, nah, Drake did just.

Exactly. I agree. Questioning the father of a child. Like, hell! That kid is going to listen to that song one day. Hell! Yeah. And then wonder if his dad is his real dad.

Is his uncle? I just Hell So I If we're just being objective here That's like You're you're putting

Termo and trauma On an innocent party I'm with you And And A child at that So so we're Can not cry about

Yeah What Kendrick said Because that kid Is gonna listen To the record one day He's gonna be 14 And he's gonna have a moment Where he goes

Is my dad My real dad? Even though, like, that's going to happen to a child. I'm with you. So while it's foul as fuck to create this narrative that Drake's a pedophile, which he is not, I, they're both foul as fuck. Yeah, but I guess what I'm saying is Drake can't cry about it because he's also fat. Oh, I agree.

Wholeheartedly. Now, we're going to get to something in a minute that I think. But at least Kendrick is saying this about Drake. Not. Drake is saying this about a child. Yeah. To me, there is a very big difference. Kendrick either knows or doesn't know that that's his kid.

That kid doesn't. So either Kendrick got a test or he knows that they were together or has spoken to his ex-wife, whatever. That kid doesn't. Drake knows he's not a pedophile. You know what I mean? And if you're a kid, you don't want to hear this record 14 years from now. What if 14 years from now, Drake's kid is listening to Meet the Grams

and now he got questions? I know. Well, wait, wait, so wait, what was said about Drake's? He's a terrible father. He's a dead being. And he said that you could learn character from me because... But here's the thing about that. You said, Greg got a daughter that he don't take care of.

Drake's kid is going to know who his dad is because his dad is either in his life or is not in his life. He doesn't need a song. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right? You know what I mean? Like, anybody can say that we're... Somebody can say that my dad's a bad dad. Yeah.

But it doesn't matter what they say because I know what he did for me, right? I know if he was there. So it's like, it doesn't change that relationship. at all. Questioning the legitimacy of a child. I agree with you with that, but also in this record, Kendrick is saying like, your dad, even if he is present, isn't going to be a good present dad because your dad is not a man of moral. And essentially what he's saying.

He's saying, actually, you can learn to me because in this record, I'm breaking down why your dad is not a man of moral and how these are the things he should do to get better. So it's like, even if that's true, even if he's, even if that's true. and even if he is a present dad, like the, if he ever gets mad at his dad and feel like his man's disagreeing with him or something, he could go listen to the song and get the validation he was looking.

Hendrick said, let me be your mentor since your daddy don't teach you shit. Never let a man piss on your legs, son. Either you die right there or pop that man in the head, son. I mean... Come on, shire. If you know the situation...

That's the ditty shit, right? No, that wasn't the ditty shit. I thought it was. No. No, that has nothing to do with that. I thought he peed on his leg. No. Oh, someone peed on his leg.

That was T.I.'s homeboy, God bless the day. His homeboy is no longer with us. That was T.I.'s homeboy back in the day when Drake first got on and his homeboy was drunk. And they were like in a movie theater or something. And the guy thought he was peeing somewhere else and then he'd up peeing on drink. And then he was killed? No. Oh.

It happened like years, years later. I think, I think you might have died in prison or something like that. The math is just not math. How do you end up peeing with somebody? I've seen that before. you don't stand out of the way of somebody being. He was drunk as shit. I did that in college.

My friend was peeing. He was peeing into a toilet, not a urinal, like the toilet where girls would pee. But he's standing in front of it. And then I went behind him and peed in between his legs. What the talk is? Are you being sitting? Are you? Drunk out your mind.

That's a click on that line. That wasn't even a joke. That was crazy. Click on that line. No. I thought it was a funny prank. But then my stream started to get weak, and it just was splattered on the floor and, like, hitting him. And you were drunk.

That's just wild. That's so nasty. Why did you just? No, no, you're right. It was a pretty disgusting thing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Andrew Sliger.

I'm sorry. That's who it was. Oh, my God. He was really upset about that. I'm sure. Reasonably so. Yeah, he alludes to the story of Drake being urinated on in 2010 by T.I's inebriated friend cap during a movie premiere in Los Angeles for Ti's movies takers. Meek Mill mentioned.

this in his July 2015, Drake diswanted know you let Chip home, he pissed on you in a movie theater, nigga, we ain't forget it. That's crazy. But he was drunk. Okay, that one doesn't really add to when it's actually. It's just a nasty. It's just a bad-in-law. Like, listen, there's nothing Kendrick said

in any of his distance that was brand-new information about Drake other than the daughter thing, which I don't even believe. There were articles about it, though. There's a lot of the son. Here's why it's believable. Here's why it's believable, even though it's doubtful. Because we saw it before. Yeah.

That's it. Where is the things? Yeah, yeah, go on, go on. Did you all see the pictures of the kids, though? I mean, of the son? It's not a daughter, it's the son. All biracial babies look alike. No, no.

She already came out and showed the dad. I know what you're talking about. It doesn't look just like great. Nobody cares when they want to believe something. Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. Once you set a narrative in somebody's head, anything you see will confirm said Nara. That's true, but also, once you see this picture,

I think you're going to think the same thing. I can find babies that look like you, Naila. Don't it. And say those are your kids. No, because I got to have a perfect. Get a little black, blue-eyed baby. And say you had a child from a crack-out. Listen.

How did it get there? What the fuck? Go back to the song list. Okay, so Beat the Graham comes out, neutralizes family matters. This is where Kendrick Lamar wins. On May 4th, he did what we all thought Drake was going to do. He put out the bop. You put out the disc bop.

Yep. When you put out the disc bop, you win. And by the way, it's not like Drake is dead after not like us drops. You know when Drake dies, when he drops the heart part six. No, for real. And you know why? That's real. Because number one, you wanted to get back at Kendrick because Kendrick did your boo by giving you a back-to-back.

And he made the back-to-back six-one, six and six. LA. So you're doing twice, you're doing two things that Drake does. I give you a back to back and I give you a timestamp record. That's your move, Drake. Drake is doing on that, clearly. Okay, I'm going to give him the heart part six then because that's Kendrick's series of songs. The Hart Part 5 was the last one. He gives us the Heart Part 6. No, Drake, you was supposed to come back with a record. Yeah. A song. You were supposed to come back with it your own disc box. Yeah. Yeah. Can you, you start. Like, how can you watch Kendrick on Saturday? night, you're watching videos from the club.

You're watching videos and people Crip Walking in LA. You're seeing what this record is doing. How do you the hit maker? The hit maker not go make a fucking hit. How do you come back with the heart part sticks? Does that shit bother? Can I say what's

more funnier? Because he really bothered him. He tried to end it. When you have a, when you get hit with something, and the pedophilia allegation, there is no bigger allegation. It's disgusting. So, It's like, the crazy thing about the pedophilia allegation is that if somebody even accuses somebody of it, you will never let them babysit your kids, right? Babyset.

Maybe not let them shake the kid's hand. But what I'm saying is like even if you know the person, like even if Chris Moreau, somebody said that shit about Chris Moreau, right? We know Chris. We know this is bullshit. There's no way. And Chris was like, oh yeah, if you guys want to go out, I'll watch your kid. You'd be like, man, Chris, you don't get the fuck. You know.

Pete Davidson says he doesn't understand the hype about it. his rumored penis size. Oh. It's not too big and not too small. Do we have the clip, Taylor Gang? Let me hear the clip, you little midget. Bro, she's not too big. She's not too small.

Let's hear what Pete had to say. Can't hear anything, Taylor, gang. It did start, starting. His lips are moving. You want everybody to be aging this episode, Joe. You want his lips to be moving? Go ahead. Press J.

Go ahead. Press J. You know, on the old Chinese movies I'm not with you Hello Yeah Go back to the beginning, Taylor What did I? Dave Cyrus

Jason Orley Oz Rodriguez My boy Alex Haggis Is also producing it And Warren Michaels is doing it And the cast I don't think I asked

Nobody's dick in the first minute Dude Nothing's sitting around your penis Since everybody Oh shit I don't understand It's really not that special I'm asking about his dick

In the first minute You're surprised about that? You can't keep anything in your head. I'm surprised I took that look. Like, you had to get it out so you could have a normal interview. Otherwise, every other question you just would be thinking about dick, dick, dick, dick. How big is you dick, dick, dick, right? So what you do is you purge whatever's making you anxious and then you can be a normal person.

But Peter's, but listen, Peter's our guy, right? Yeah. A friend, we've been knowing Pete, I don't know Pete to Z was 16, right? Yeah. He started with us that guy code. Yeah. So I know that people have. questions about his penis.

Oh, that's why you think you did it? And I saw the trailer, the trailer to Buck Kiss, which is a show that comes out, I think, on May 16th. It's a lot of penis jokes in there. Yo, John Stewart got a funny line. Hilarious. Hey, it's my honey. What is he?

He goes, hey, I got a hot date tonight. Can I walk your cop? No, no, he goes, hey, it's my anniversary. Can I borrow your dick? I bought your dick. You know what I'm saying? So it's a couple of dick jokes in there. It's already knew that.

So it's like, but you're right, I had to get it out of it. I got to get it to hell. It makes you feel comfortable. Always come with the one that everybody wants to talk about. Then let's get to everything. I don't think it's for them. I genuinely think it's for you. I don't think you can operate in a space when you're thinking about something.

You like have OCD. You know people with OCD, they need to like organize everything and move it. Your OCD is if you have a thought in your head. You have to. You have to. Everything else is we just be like, no, no, we're not moving until you get that one. And once I get that one, it's all good. But did you get it out?

Let's watch. Oh, let's play the dick. Nothing's sitting around the penis Because everybody else I don't understand It's really not that special It's a very moving

Size penis It's like You know, not too big or too small It's just like It's good man I don't understand Like big big parts It just like

It seems like being out to enjoy And not big enough for it to her Okay Great That's what you Is there anything Better to have About

said about you as a man? Oh, I think he handled that brilliant. Yeah. Because he still keeps the curiosity. Not a girl's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Normal. Yeah, yeah. A normal size of penis is making women act this way.

Taylor's raising her hands. I feel like he has a normal size for, no offense. There's a white man, but an average size for a black. What? I'm sorry. Can I ask you guys a question? I mean, this sincerely. I mean, this is there.

Does it bother you that, like, The best dick in America is white, the best basketball player in America's white life. Does it bother you that like white people are taking over everything? No, taking over. Yeah. What do you mean? I thought they already had control. We're having a good shit. I'm sorry. I don't know nothing about dick, little girl. I'm sorry I'm sorry he's

I don't know I don't know Kanye talking about my white brother's dick like that you know disrespecting my white brother I don't know man 10 inches

10 inches ain't normal he says 10 inches Kanye said it's 10 inches but Kanye also is dramatic Kanye also like chibaggy you know what I mean

didn't mad women say that Who's the first woman to say that? Listen, I think we have on good authority. It's not small. What you're trying to do is you try to do the hater shit. It's always Internet error, but this is all it is. That's what the Internet error is.

They have to hate. They cannot help them. It is something so funny about. A guy that has a big dick. Oh, now you're talking. Now you're saying it's big. You were saying it's regular for black people. I said it is probably regular for black people.

Here's the thing. You know what I call you an Internet person? An internet girl? Internet kill me. Okay, you're an internet human because you have no evidence. You have no data. It's going off of what people are saying.

Bro. So know what it is? Can we say what it is? Can we say what it is? It's like people just need to find a way to hate on successful people. It's like the poor guy. You can't have a TV show and a big dick. Exactly.

Exactly. You can't have a TV show and a movie. Exactly. You can have a big dick. A TV show. Let it have a big dick. Fuck all the most popular women in the world. They didn't have a TV show.

That's all good. Hate her? Hey, her. Come on, has he dated a black chick yet? That's what I want to see. I want to see a black woman say, he did date a black woman.

He dated one of the famous black women in the world. Kim Kardashian. Yes. Stop. She's black. Yeah. Kim Kardashian. She's blacker than you.

Stop. Kim not black, yo. You saw the corn rose she created? You made corn rose popping. She made corn rose popping. You just a cracker lady from Philadelphia. Oh, yeah. Just goddamn funky over here

Talk about We can't let these hongies talk about these African- Craigs. You don't even know Armenia's in Africa. You didn't know that. Exactly.

Armenia's in Africa. White. From Armenia from Africa. He's always going to be a white woman to me. Armenia's in Africa. He's African. She's a man. He is.

You're not from Africa. You're from Philadelphia. Crack a lady. You know. You're serious. You're crack a lady from Philadelphia talking about that guy and that girl like that. I'm not going to lie. Certain things in life, you know, you don't long for it.

But she's like, man, that's cool. You know what I'm saying? It'd be cool if people just walk around talking about how big your dick was. To have big me? I mean, not to have it, but just to even have the reputation. They call them big me. Larry Hoover. I would be wondering.

Yeah. Just be wondering. Like, man, do what? I was a woman ever talked about me like that? They do talk about you like that. Really? Nah, I ain't talking about you like that. I ain't talking about you like that.

I feel like, now you're not having to have a whole video on your, he was like. Well, women, he said we don't like really big dick, though. Yo, now you have it for yourself. Didn't Andrew tell you five minutes. You don't know nothing about big dick. Yeah. A little cracker lady.

You get a little cracker lady. You hear this up. Philadelphia, you're a tracka lady. You know what I mean? For real, cock a lady. I understand. The moment you find a big dick tail that shit, that shit going to talk to you.

The poor kid. No, I've had. You're going to be high. Can you not? The poor kid's been publicly scrutinized for the last decade. And all he did was date women and fuck them. That's right. And for that reason, every day.

Yes, right. He probably has some nice size, right? For a white man. God damn. You're from little nice size. God damn. What's a nice size for a white man? I've never heard this before.

What, like, my size for a black man would be maybe like, I'm going to go with like eight inches, but it has to be girth. He probably has girth. That's what it is. So he's probably thick. Okay. I didn't know that. Shout to. No.

I'm in the game, baby. I'm in the game, baby. I'm seven inches, three, four, eight when it's more. With some nice girls. I'm in the game, baby. Hopefully he don't have a pencil dick, because that's all... No, no, no, no, no, I ain't got no, pen to dick. You know how big my dick is, him?

Talk to you. Married? That's how big my dick is. I'm married. That's good, you know what I mean? How old is? I got married dick. Listen, she marries you probably because you got something that she can think about that.

I'll be honest. I think my dick is falling. But Dixon could live with forever. I think my dick is smaller than it was when we first started dating. Really? I do think. I do think. Sometimes I'd be looking at my dick like, am I eating wrong?

Like, what's going on? Really? Yeah, I think I'm doing too much cardio. You got that Pedy Davidson. What is it? It's just a smaller. It's a little smaller. Pedy Davidson.

I don't. Huh? Nah, all right. We should. Don't put we in that. No, don't put we in that. Don't try to bring us together. You can tell.

You know, tell us this dick. Came in to give somebody some rest. Airball. Like, what so fuck? You're here for defense? Yeah, I'm right. We're here for defense and hustle, bro. We don't need you shooting, my boy.

Yo, you think Harvey Weinstein tried to suck Cat Williams' dick for him to be in a movie? That was wild. I mean, there's... Because if I'm hard, like, wouldn't you be getting your dick to suck? This dick. Not like, yo, I'll let you be in my movie if I could suck your dick. It's crazy. You're a different kind of animal.

That's crazy, right? You're a different kind of animal if you want to suck dick to put somebody in the movie. Maybe he just misspoke. Maybe he misspoke. Maybe that's not what he meant, but... Wow, boy. Yeah, you got a love sucking dick. Hey, man, I want to put you in this movie, but I need to suck your dick first.

Maybe, though. Come on, bro. Maybe. I'm telling you. I can see it. You can see what? Like, I think there are male actors who also... had to go through what Harvey put people through

to get some roles. Duh. And none of them have come out about it. Yeah, but all we've heard about Harvey is just girls, women, that he's done that for roles. He's saying that the men are too embarrassed to admit that they got their dick sucked to be in a movie.

Duh. And by the way, don't get it fucked up. Both of you all are absolutely right. But it's powerful women in the business who do that shit too. There's powerful women in the business who take advantage of, you know, their positions and say y'all.

And they make any of the business. motherfuckers, you know, do something strange for a little bit of change, too. Don't get it fucked up. But what if we found out one of those powerful women was like, yo, if I can suck your dick, I'll put you in my movie. I can see that, though. But how would we feel about it?

Yeah. How would we feel about it? Yeah. Movie, please. What movie? Blue beetle. Blue, our boy, joel. It's strange, right? Because, like, If a person, if a woman comes to you and a woman says, yo, I'll put you in this movie if you let me suck your dick.

What if she reverses it? What? Try the same thing. Okay, say it. What do you mean? What's the reverse? You go? Huh?

So you go, I'll suck your dick if I... No, I don't like how that's going to look on camera. They might edit that shit and have me leaning over to you. Like, hey, I'll suck you. You know what I mean? So what are you saying? Oh, that's what bothers you not? You bending over before.

All the memes, they go on put... Anybody making a movie. All right. I'll suck your Yo, let me suck your dick and I'll put you in my movie. Okay, and so Wow.

A woman is going, let me suck your dick, I'll put you in it. This is how that's going to go. But see, that's a question, right? Let me suck your dick. Yes. And I'll put you in this movie. Oh, awesome. So if I let you suck my dick, that's consent.

That's what I'm saying. It's yes. And then you found out you're also going to be in a movie and you're like, this is great. I thought I was just coming here to audition. I didn't realize, I was you get my dick. Now I'm also going to be in the movie. Like, this is the best case scenario ever.

Yeah, I mean, it's interesting. I mean, I saw what Cat Williams said. It's just like, I mean, I can't, who am I to dismiss what Cat Williams said? But he's also a genius because now I can't wait to go see him on tour because I'm like, please talk about all this shit that you talked about in this movie, in this interview. I feel like Cat has talked about this before, though.

About the Harvey Weinstein thing. I feel like he, because that's what he was explaining in the interview. He was like, I got blackballed. I got in trouble for talking. talking about Harvey before all of the shit came out. And he said that in his stand-up? I don't know if it was in his stand-up, but I feel like he said that he said that somewhere before.

Sluut de Shanna Sharp, though. Club Shoeh-Chi be cooking. He is cooking, man. Clough Shish-Shay. Be fucking cooking. Like, club Shish, and the motherfuckers be going on there wilding. Saying all types of shit. I mean, like I said, I don't think Kat Williams is lying.

But? I don't think it's a but. I think they've muffed them some wild-ass boys in fucking Hollywood. No, they're wild boys. And I think when you got that kind of power and you got that kind of money, you probably say shit like that.

You know what I mean? Like, I don't, you know, I still don't know why he would want to suck a dick. That's the crazy thing to me. Yeah. If you're the person with the power and you have the ability to change somebody's situation, why would you be sucking the dick?

Yeah, yeah. That's what makes it even wilder. But maybe you're a comedian. Cap's a comedian. That's a better bit. It is a way better bit. It's a better bit. You know what I'm saying?

Like, if he was to say Harvey asked me to do X, Y, N Z, we expect that. He says, I'm funny afterwards. He said, hell, no, I ain't do that shit. Now I got to the table read, and there were two other black dudes there, and I was like, well, how to fuck y'all get into this movie? So he can't just be doing a bit. It's funny.

It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny. It's funny, man. It's funny. What else we got, Taylor? Taylor gang.

Tay-Tay. Tate. I saw Kattee something, too, about Kevin Hart. And he said Kevin Hart's, um, Kevin Hart's come up wasn't organic. I totally disagree with that. I totally disagree with that. And the reason I disagree with that is because we watched Kev not succeed in Hollywood.

We watched his NBC sitcom. I think it was NBC. We watched his sitcom not succeed in Hollywood. would. We watch Soulplane not do well. Also, stand-up is like as organic as it gets. Like Kevin was selling out these shows. You were selling out clubs, arenas. Like, people

have to leave their house and then go see you. There's nothing. The industry can keep putting somebody in a movie that we don't like. Yeah. And eventually it's just like they gave this person opportunities that none of us give a fuck about, but they like them so they're going to do it. And maybe that's what happened with Kevin

initially. But with stand-up, nobody force people to go see your show. That's right. They either like you or they don't like you. So, yeah. Play the clip, Taylor. Play the clip.

Scroll out, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, scroll up, go to Coach Millennials, scroll up, Taylor. Right. Yeah, play that one, that one, that one. Leewood has a memory of going to a sold-out Kevin Hart show. They're being a line. In 15 years in Hollywood, no one in Hollywood has a memory of going to a sold-out Kevin Hart's show.

I do. They're being a line for him ever getting a stand in ovation. at any comedy club. He already had his deals when he got here. Have we heard of a comedian that came to L.A. and in his first year in L.A., he had his own sitcom on network television and had his own movie called SoulPlan that he was leading?

No, we've never heard of that before that person or since that person. What do you think a plant is? Maybe people don't understand the definitions of these words. He just did his documentary with Chris Rock where he shows you that his whole upbringing and comedy was on the East Coast.

Yeah, it was. So how simultaneously was he here in Los Angeles doing the same thing? It didn't happen. It didn't happen. And I hate to seem like a petty individual for picking apart lies. But Jesse Smolet going to keep lying

until you say, we don't believe. Yeah, I don't know about the early, LA shit, but we watch Kev sitcom not be successful. We watch Kev's Soulplane, not do well, and then Kev hit that stand-up

circuit. And Kev was in those comedy clubs. And I can tell y'all things that I saw firsthand, Kev would have his team walk around the comedy clubs and collect everybody's email. And he would collect these emails all across the country. And he started sending out a newsletter.

Kev would send out a newsletter. every week telling you where he's going to be. By the time all of these social media platforms hit, I remember when Twitter first came out and we all was like, how the fuck can't get all of these followers? Because he already had this database of people because of his newsletter.

I remember when Kev sold out, and I've told this story a million times, this ain't Kev's book too. Kev sold out Caroline's Comedy Club 12 times in a weekend. Like he did some unprecedented shit when he had like shows on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, like three shows at night or four shows in night. Some crazy, it was some crazy, unprecedented number.

Kept out at his shows. Sold out, packed, line down the fucking block. And just, I remember, we, we, we backstage, Kevin Duvall going at it like they always do. Like, just back in back then, like they, you know, because they was always on the same circuit. Going back and four. Kev looked at Duvonne and said, hey, man, they about to announce my name. When they announced my name, the crowd's going to go so crazy, then I'm not going to be able to hear you.

So we probably should just end this conversation now. And as soon as Kevin said that, coming to the stage. You see them on this, you see them on that, you see them on that, from Philadelphia, Kevin Hart. Crowd loses it. Kev walks off, turns back to the ball, winks. He goes on stage. I saw that for myself.

That was 2009. maybe early 2010. So, yeah, that's the, you know, I got to disagree with a cat on that one. I was at one of those sold-out shows. Yeah. I remember when he did that at Caroline, and that was such a huge moment.

Yeah. Because I have to disagree with cat on that one. What else we got? Every time I cough, Chris looks at me crazy. He's like, man, he just came back from Africa. He just talked. Chris is like, I don't know what the fuck is going on over there, but I don't want that.

You think Charlotte got the marijuana? Chris, is Charlotte have the malaria or what? I don't know. I'm not thinking malaria. What do you think he got? Novitsky? COVID. He got the dirt.

People are. This is the first generation where these people are being held accountable. You think so? Has it happened for the past? I don't know. I mean, maybe I'm just not that familiar with history, but... I feel like people have lost a lot before. Within our...

Like... Probably not our... generation, but there's been people that have had to, like, disconnect from the business and get the fuck on. Yeah, but not, like, publicly. Humiliated. Humiliated. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which is. It happened in the earliest days of Hollywood. It did. Look up the fatty Arbuckle case. What were y'all doing? I wasn't doing anything, but, uh, he was one of the biggest, what were you all up to? What? Yeah, what were you all up to?

I don't know, but he was one of the biggest, he was one of the biggest stars in Hollywood. I think there was a murder involving a show girl that he was... He murdered a girl? I think that's the case. Chris, you read a lot. Yeah, he was... This guy died in the 1800s. He was run out of Hollywood.

He was, like, the first person to be run out of Hollywood. Faddy R. Buckel. And what was he doing? He was an actor? Yeah, he says the American film actor and director. He died... Oh, he was born in the 1800. When did he die?

I mean, that guy's... He died in 1933. Jeez. Yeah. He died on my first. birthday. Oh, wow. You were born in 1933.

Are you fucking... Oh my God. When I hear the year, it's crazy. Kendrick, you sure, is this the motherfucker you want at your show, Kendrick? No, but... No, for over, when you see the... Even Chris, you know. This is who you invited...

When you didn't stop? I didn't even ever see this. When you see... When you see... Dave. Dave. There's still time, Dave. I got him back to back with dick jokes.

jokes. That was dumb. That was the dumb. That was the dumb. I'm just saying what I never looked at. I've never said anything. I've never looked at the actual year. As your uncle, I have never said anything. That was one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Why is that so stupid? 1933? We're in 2020.

It's so wild to think. You think he's 91? I got to look it up. I got to look at my old. 91. I got to look this up. I got to look this up. I got to look this up.

That's mad old. It's too. Look at him. I would be 91, y'all. 91. 91 if I was born in 1932. And she said it with mad confidence. You was born in 1933?

Look at him. Does he look like Craven Moore? What did he just say? I'm confused. I thought he said that was the year I was born. No, he didn't. They had the same birthday. Oh.

Look at them. I didn't even look at the date, my bad. Taylor, go back to the memes. This is why... This is Leonard McKelvey, not Craven Moore. It's unbelievable. My birthday is June 29th, 1978. I almost got you.

I didn't jump on it. I didn't jump on it. I almost got you. I almost got you. You said, I don't know who that is. And I was like, say it out. Say who? You like that one, huh?

Craven Moore. Craven more. I know. He's not the guy in the shining. Now he got it Taylor's still got no clue What? Craven Moore I don't care

So You don't know who that is? Famous actor? I don't care who it is. Craven more? I don't care who it is. I really don't. I believe you.

Okay. But you also don't know who it is And you'll never know. Taylor Hayes. What is the whole? What is the whole? Oh, you don't know what this is yet? I have no idea.

Oh, my God. Hold on. Go from the beginning, turn the volume all the way up. America's Princess. America's new princess. All praise the Snow Bunny Hawk Tua. Turn that volume up and let it rip. One move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time.

Oh, you got to give him that Hawk to and spit all that thing. You get me? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. This girl has stolen America's hearts. Thank you. You got to give it up. That's a new being white queen.

That's a new being white queen. I didn't even know what it was. Play it again. I need to hear it again. I need to hear it again. Oh, same. Unmoving, Ben, that makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you got to give him that Hock to and spit all that thing.

You get me? Yeah. The little giggle at the end. Come on, freaky-ass, nobody. She has 69 Hock to a god. Yes. Okay, yes. Respect to that new being white queen.

They brought her out at the Kendrick show. They were celebrating her. Now, listen, we were... On June 10th, they brought out Hawk. The Hawk Tool? They brought out the Hawk. You know, when we was younger, that was always the stereotype of white girls

that they were, like, super freaky. They would do things that... They knew how to give head. Yeah, black girls couldn't give head for shit. That literally was the stereotype when we was young, you know what I mean? Black girls couldn't give head for shit is what you were saying? No, I never had no problem, but I'm just saying, like,

I, uh, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, I just trying to bait Taylor. No, all I'm saying is it feels good to see, uh, her carrying on tradition. Oh yeah, she's living up to the expectation. Yeah, and race. The white Nubian queen. And race shouldn't matter in this equation. No, it doesn't. Saliva matters.

That's right. That's right. That's right. Get your saliva on it. A lot of girls don't understand that. A lot of girls are confused by the whole scenario. All Hawk tools matter. regardless of what race you are,

you should look at this young lady and say, you know what, I need to add the hawk tour to my repertoire. Because your repertoire is missing a hawk tour. Another thing, ladies, just to let you all know, some of y'all are trying to jerk the sperm back into the dick, don't do that.

And jerk it out. Some of y'all are jerking it in. Who does that? Some of these girls are confused. They backwards. They Celsius. And what's even crazier is... You know what?

Dick sucking has been happening. You know these girls that's putting the sperm, back in, the sperm is trying to swim out, and you're just putting it back in. You got to jerk it out. Dick sucking has been happening since the beginning of time. Think about it, right? Dick sucking it has been happening forever.

These girls is hungry. Men suck dick, women suck dick, just dick sucky. You know, you didn't have to five-month-in, bro. This is the first woman, this is the first woman to describe it like this. Yeah, you're right. Play it again, tell you. You need it. You need more.

You need more. Like this is like actually, I'm glad this is in the lexicon now. This is the flyest way to say you won't hang. Yo, let me get that. Let me get that. I'm moving back. That makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you got to give him that huck tool.

You got to spit on that thing. You get me? You got to spit on that thing. You get me? A little country-ass girl. God, damn. Hawk tool. Man, what is her name?

She can't be the hawk tour. Nobody can find her. Nobody can find her Instagram. She's nowhere to be found. She's AI. It's like... Wow. Yeah.

Somebody, okay, she probably is a eye. Somebody probably created that just to add that to the lexicon. That is the best way to say you want some head. It's better than saying I want head. It's better saying I want my dick suck. You know, Hawk Tua.

Now, I'm not asking you, you, Taylor, but like, do black women hawk toa? Do they know how to hawk to it? Well, if you didn't marry white, maybe you would know. God damn. God damn. What was that about?

First of all, we're not going to just slide. that little cut-pro business you did. What was she just doing? There was no reason for that. Why is I say? You don't marry someone for Hawthews. You said it to him, like he's a black man. Yeah.

Married white. I got an expectation. He married when he was supposed to marry. Yeah. What would you do? Marry? Woman I fell in love with. So what did she not black?

You know her. You know my wife. Excuse me, I didn't throw shade. I said, you came to my way. Now was that shade. You sounded like Dr. Umah. Well, here the doctor Umah was Where was the energy at the wedding, though?

You know what I'm saying? She was eating up all the sushi at the wedding. That's right, that's right. And high shit. You didn't say nothing at the wedding? Oh, that sushi was amazing. That sushi was fire. I didn't see the sushi.

I'm just saying, where was all this energy there? That was so bad. That was really bad. If I, could I say if you married, if you didn't marry, why you would be? You said it like he's black or another race. That's how you've received it. Like I never got head from a black girl before. I don't know.

Oh, yeah. So then what? So you had sex with a black girl before? She had Hawk to her, man. She couldn't handle it. By the way, by the way, hawk to her. I'm telling you, I know that this, what's the young woman's name you said? Oh, I'm sorry.

Okay, you're right. Everybody knows her name. She's the most famous girl on the planet Earth. Huh? This girl's the most famous girl on planet. Oh, but that's my point. Everybody's making this a race thing. This is not.

She's from Nashville, too. Oh, white Atlanta. Thank you. White Atlanta. Thank you. White Atlanta. Have there's any way to get some hawk tour from a Caucasian is white Atlanta? All right, Taylor, do any of your girlfriends, have they ever hawk to it?

This is not a race thing. This is literally a hawk to a thing. That's what I'm trying to say. I don't think there's girls who hawk to it and there's hers who hog don't. That's right. You either hawk to it or you don't. And what I'm thinking, I bet y'all hawk to it a Philly cheese. I bet you did that. But y'all never hawk to it.

Y'all never hawk to it on a real thing. On me. That's shit one more time, Taylor. I'm not even gonna lie. This is one of the flyest shit I heard. Play it through the giggle, though. Play it through the giggle. Play it back there.

The giggle is phenomenal. This is fly. Why? You're so- jealous. If I was gay, this is how I would say I want to suck dick. You know, it took him five minutes to ruin Huck to him. It took him five minutes to ruin Huck to him.

We was right there. I'm just being inclusive, right there, just enjoy it. It's five month, bro. I'm being inclusive, okay? Flashman James, do you think screamers are going to stay around for a while

or disappear like Vine Stars? That is a good... Can I have Vine Stars turn into... That is a good question. I think screamers have more longevity. And the reason I think Screamers have more longevity because you tend to fall in love with the personality

of the screamers. Screamers are just personalities, bro. Like, I mean, like, what Kaysenade is doing, what actors are doing, what any of those guys? Is Ninja still around? Yeah. Ninja still around, right? Those guys are just personalities at the end of the day. It's just that they're, you know, distributing their personality through a different platform,

you know, like, you're used to seeing personalities on television, you're used to seeing them on radio, you used to hearing them on podcasts. Screaming is just a new thing. You know, 12 years ago, 13 years ago, people would have been asking the same question about podcasters. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's, yeah, it's a large, it's a large dedication of time, though.

I think that's the barrier for entry is like the really effective streamers stream for hours on end. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some stream just the whole fucking day. Vine is three seconds. TikTok stars. Like, you can see the influencer trends starting to fall apart. And it's not this falling apart, but it's like anytime like something is easy and people make a lot of money doing it, it attracts everybody. And then once everybody does it, there's less money for everybody.

and then it kind of dies. But the most talented people will be around. The most talented people innovate, they change, they do cool shit. The thing with streaming, which is different than like TikTok, you know,

doing the dancing or the modeling or these types of things, is that you need to do that shit for eight hours straight. Not a lot of people are willing to dedicate that time. Yeah. And so you already are going to shrink

the amount of people willing to give it a try. Everybody would lip sync or dance or take a shirt off or do whatever for views. And if you found out you can make millions of dollars doing that shit, you're like,

fuck yeah, I'll do it. And if people can, if people can, if people are willing to invest that type of time into you, like they're building a deep connection. Regardless of if they stay in for eight hours in a time, but they're coming back in four particular eight hours. People like that have no choice but to be around

because people are too invested in them. Yeah, I think streaming is not going anywhere. I'm saying it's not, like you said, it's not as frivolous as some of these other things. And like what you said, do you think screamers are going to stay around? The only other thing I would say is the demo because you do outgrow things as a consumer.

But I think to what Taylor said earlier about some of the Vine Stars, I personally believe somebody like a Kai Sinai Sinai can evolve. And whether it's acting, whether it's talented. Whether it's a host in a variety show, I just think there's other things that he'll be able to do.

You make a great point. I think streaming will exist. I think that there'll be a lot of new streamers that continue to come up because as people age out of stream, in order to watch streaming, you need a lot of free time. Kids have free time.

Adults just don't have free time, right? So I would imagine the majority of the people consuming the content in the actual live stream are children. And the adults that are fans are watching more clips or a YouTube thing somebody puts out, etc., that is referencing it. So unless you age up with your audience and change what you do,

as your audience anges out of the stream, you might lose fan base and then it moves. So the talented ones will always innovate. That's just how it works. And diversify.

Like I think Act did a very good job of being a streamer. Yep. And then I think, you know, launching the podcast was perfect. Exactly. You know, because now you're establishing yourself

as a personality. You know, I mean, you are, we know you had personality because we've been watching you on. Now you're an interviewer as well. You're developing new skills sets. Exactly. Yeah, exactly.

And I think Kai is doing the same thing. Kai hasn't, you know, started another platform outside of streaming, like ACAS, because I does the podcast and streaming. They've done like, they've done different types of streams, and he's always theming his stuff. The sketch stuff, I think, is really good. It's almost like a reality. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he's adding, like, reality elements. You've seen this streamer speed do it, like, he's doing this global tour, and it's a really brilliant way to like galvanize audiences around the world, because it's like, okay, here I'm in Poland, and now I'm in Italy, and now I'm in Croatia. It's like, you're basically becoming the world streamer by doing it.

And, yeah, it's just really smart. So the guys that are really smart and effective and innovative will always succeed, they'll figure something out. Has Kai been in movies? I don't know. That's it, but it's coming. I know Kevin Hart's going to try to be.

I already knew Kevin put them in something. He's saying it. I think one thing about the Vine Star. Only Vine Star I can remember was, well, then DC Youngfly was on Vine, if I'm not mistaken. King Bach. King Bach.

King Batch. I'm trying to think of people who who kept going. I think Logan Paul was on. Logan Paul was on Vine? I think so. Yeah, he was. But who was the guy we had?

We don't give Logan and Jake enough credit, man. Yeah, man. Just the way they were able to go from Internet personalities, the full-fledged stars. You have to develop an art. Like, you have to... You can say whatever you want about Logan, but you can't say that he's bad at wrestling.

He's dedicated the time to be good at the thing. Same thing with Jake. Jake is boxing. So they're not doing like influencer boxing. Or influencer at WWE. You know when like you see a famous person that pops in for a second. You're seeing actually skilled talent, passionate execution. That's right.

And that is the difference between the influencers and the stars. Same thing with the DC. I think that Jets Alari is too. I give them all that credit because I remember watching him, I fell in love with all the men's three. Cardi. Cardi. Exactly.

She dedicated to the music. If you don't have an art, you flame out quick and nobody really gives a puck. It's as simple as that. You got to find one thing. And by the way, that's the advice I give anybody, even people that aren't screaming with influence, find one thing you want to do. I met this cool kid at the airport yesterday. He was 18 years old.

Tall as shit. He's a boxer. And he was just talking to me. And he was like, man, you got any advice for me. And I told him, I said, you'll find one thing. it is that you want to do. I get advice to everybody. Find one thing.

I don't care what it is. He is a boxer. Find one thing you want to do. Dedicate to that. Focus on that. I promise you everything else will fall into place. Because that is how you stop going down

the influencer trap. Because now that the influencers aren't making the money that they used to, they're not getting the attention they used to, they're starting to realize that the jig is kind of up. The jig is up. And what do you do when the jig is up?

You have to do more extreme things. things to get the attention. Oh my God. So you, if you're a girl, you start doing Onlyfans. You used to be able just take pictures in your bikini. That don't work anymore. That's not getting the same clicks. You're not getting the same brand deals. The money's low. You already bought three Lamborghinis. You've got to find a way to pay for them. Wow. And Only fans. And then you start just naked on the Onlyfans. And then the money starts to drive up there. Now you're taking dick on the Only Fan. Can you imagine sucking dick on Only to get upstage by a person who didn't even suck a dick, just describe

dick sucking in such a pure way. Talk to it. That it captivated the world? Yeah. That shit would piss me to fuck on. 100%. I'm about here really sucking this dick. 100%. I'm about here really sitting on these motherfuckers. Come all down my throat. You know what I'm saying? Jerking off the motherfuckers. Smelly balls and shit.

Meanwhile, this young lady just described it. Romantically. Woo. That's the difference between. Are she getting a TV show? She needs something. Damn. She needs something, bro. Cut what?

I'm actually. I'm going to cut that part. Why? Cut what? No, as I'm like, I'm going to make it just isolate, sucking dick and everything else you're saying. All right. Okay, Taylor.

That makes you feel better about yourself. No, I already know what I'm going to do with it. The Hawk Tool girl is still doing better than you. First of my, I said who? You suck, too. I said, says who? Oh. What she said?

I was like, damn. You just reduced yourself to that. That's that. I'm sub-tube. Suck-Tool! You want to be the sub-tour girl? Yeah, it's a suck-toe, girl. I didn't even say that.

We're not about to make that a thing. That's what you said. No. That's what you said. I literally did not say that. Suck-Tor! Oh, that would be a great. Somebody make that on Mortal Kombat.

Suck-Tool versus HawkTool. Taylor versus Hawk Tour. Suck-Toole versus Hawk Tour. It's sub-zero scorpion. Yes. Oh, my God. You're annoying. All right.

So. What is it? Because you were trying to say I didn't get into merch and nothing. She ain't getting nuts. She ordered that shit offline. They finally sent it. Yo, can we just talk about

can we talk about how Dave Free did not get your tickets? Can we talk about that? Can we talk about how he did? Who are you talking about? How dare you? Who got you tickets? Thank you.

Wow. Yo, that's crazy. I didn't get her no tickets You think I would ever do anything To make Taylor happy? No Dove got her tickets Yeah John is Doug

Your African brother So Dave Free didn't come through So Dave Free didn't come through? Who did you use? Well Who seats were better? Shout out! Oh, you already know. Big Jew? Good! Come on.

Are you Dave Free? Dave Free gave you better seats than the dradle. I don't believe it. No, his teachers were great too, but... But... She had to pay things. And guess why I made more money off of it.

You sold the tickets, Dove God? I mean... Thank you, Alex. How much you made? In the Dove way. How much you made? You got to appreciate that. Just saying, we're going to appreciate that.

How much? Don't worry about it. I bet you owe Dove a cut. You owe Dove money, right? Have the respectful thing to do. You should give Dove 10%. Bare minimum. You should give up 10%.

I think you should split a 50-50. Because he got you the tickets. It also might not even be legal to sell those tickets. You should give them 10%. That is the right thing to do. That is the right thing to do. He's going to fuck up Dove's whole business doing that shit. How I?

He's getting you access to tickets. I know. Did he get them to you for free? No. Oh, you were to pay for them. Yeah. That cheap fucking Jew. He made you pay for the tickets?

Yes, I paid for them. And I've doubled it. Oh, so you good? No, because you got them for face value. Yeah, you good. I thought he gave them to you for free. No. No.

How was the concert, Taylor? We don't give a fuck. We saw it on you. Yeah, we also thought. It's all good, y'allel. We really don't care what your experience was. Being in the cat, like how they were trying to compare Jadicus with the verses and Kendra, like, I didn't go to the New York one, but the energy in Cali when Kendrick comes on, over just all of them, was crazy. You know what I want to talk about this week?

How she said four different sentences and didn't finish either of them. I don't listen to Taylor. That was one of the most impressive things. There is nobody I pretend to listen to him more than Taylor. I don't give you a buck because guess what? You get your tickets and Kedric Lamar knows with us all that matters to me right now. Did you get to say hi to him? Yeah.

Really? You're such a liar. Why? You're lying for no reason. Wait, living from the stand, though. No, like, he's been walking downstairs. But I didn't go backstage and nothing like that. So how'd you say hi to him?

So you wave. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. People up. He's near the stairs. Like, everyone's like when the concert's over. Yeah.

So you just yelled high. He's shaking hands with everybody. Like going down. He's up your hand? Yeah. You're a liar. Yo, it's crazy. Where's the video?

I watched your story. You had video of everything. No, I didn't. You didn't get video on that? No, I didn't. I didn't. I really. barely made any videos.

That was a lot of Tam doing it. I didn't, I was in the fucking energy. All right, what was your favorite part? Yeah, what was your favorite part? I guess, look, you ain't popping if you got hated, or if you don't got hated, right? So thank y'all. I appreciate it.

You don't have, you don't have haters. You are my haters. You're my biggest, John, you're my biggest one. What didn't you're talking about? I just don't like you. You're my biggest one. The difference between hating and just not liking it for him. You love me.

But it is what it is. Listen, you know what's so interesting about the Kendrick shit? What's up? I've realized over the past week that people really do have Kendrick Lamar fucked up. And what I mean by that is people that are saying things like Kendrick used this moment to get back relevant. That was crazy. Are saying that he used this moment as a career relaunch. I'm like, do y'all know who Kendrick Lamar is?

Exactly. Kendra Lamar just came off tour. You'll appreciate this, Andrew, because you just came off tour. Kendra just came off tour in March. He's been on tour since the big step of the album came out. He has the highest grossing tour of a solo rapper in history. Up until Drake in 21 with the Ipsom Blur tour, he had the number one highest grossing rap tour ever.

over $110 million all across the globe. Who needs a fucking career relaunch? He just came off tour in March. He just won rap album with a year at the Grammy's last year. Here's more Grammy's than Drake, I think.

It's just weird to me this world that we live in. Recency bias is insane. It's unbelievable. But the thing we should all learn is it don't matter whatever your recency bias is. You can't erase a person's track record. You can't erase a person's resume. It's just that those of us who actually know the person's resume are sitting back like, who the fuck are y'all talking about?

Who do y'all think he is? But again, these are the comments. These aren't actual real human things. I was I was talking with some guys saying that at, um, what's L.A. Station? Power 106. This guy named Ty. He's like, I just don't like that, you know, Kendrick just went after Jake for the numbers. I'm like, what are you talking about? Numbers for what? Kendra Dunbar did nothing that he hasn't been doing. He's been taking shots at the other rappers whenever he feels like it. He did nothing that he hasn't been doing. Only difference is Drake fired back in a real way with push-ups.

Like that was our actual record. It wasn't just some subliminal lines, you know, back and forth later. You at me, I'm at you. That's the only difference. He hasn't done nothing that he hasn't been doing. and he'll probably go back in the hibernation after this. You know what I'm saying? We all waiting for a Kendrick gal and we might not get that shit until 2026.

Who knows? Yeah, it's interesting. If like if every time you come out and you splash, you can start to get like the Quentin Tarantino effect, you know, where like Quentin can go away for five years. And when he comes back, everybody's going to watch a fucking movie. You're going to give you that Hawk tour. He's going to get to him.

You know when he's coming back and getting that Hawk tour. Hawk tour. Not bad at it. So it could be eventually, I think. you just develop an understanding with even the casuals, which is I come out when I want to and I shut that shit the fuck down. That's right. So I didn't fall off. I just took time.

And, uh, I think that people keep comparing, and I'm comparing saying like because he hasn't brought something out that is he's not relevant though. I, it's, it's, it's, people have the best career. People always need a hate. But no, like he likes to be, he likes to put stuff out how he wants to. They get mad at that. Kendrick and Sizzle have the best. Kendrick and Sizzah have the best careers. Kendrick and Sizzah come out when they want to.

Kendrick and Siza are not controlled by any algorithm. They're not controlled by any waves. I've said it a million times. I even talk about it in my new book, get honest or die lying, why small talk sucks, right? I talk about how you should be a wave and not a surfers. Yes, yeah.

They are waves. Kendrick Lamar is a wave. But you also just... Cizzer is a wave, not surfers. All your other surfers. was y'all just out here riding dicks. Yeah. And then people watch the surfers,

and they sometimes think that the surfers are the ones set in the trend. It's the wave. But the surfers can't surf without the wave. That's it, baby. But here's the thing. There's always going to be people to criticize. That's the thing. And the bigger you get, the more criticism you're going to get because there's dollars

in the criticism of you. If you're criticizing some no-name motherfucker, nobody's going to watch a video. Nobody's going to click. You can only criticize the top people because that's what gets the most views. So, of course, Kendrick, who's literally on top right now, nobody would say otherwise. After this battle, nobody would say otherwise.

Of course, there's going to be people that are going to try to discredit that because that's the only way they can get attention. Yeah. The best part about Kendrick is the fact that he just put out music the entire time with the beef and Drake just online, like, no, that's not true.

And he has to like explain himself. And Kendrick just letting him out. Kendrick's not a real person. Huh? Did he say I? Got to be. That motherfucker stood on that stage. Well, about two hours, how long was it?

Maybe two hours? Yeah. Not a sip of water. Yo, everybody's talking about this. With a hoodie on. Yeah. I know. Not breaking a goddamn sweat in the middle of summer in June.

He did. Mad break the stroke. And you know how far? No backtrack. No backtrack. You know how hard it is to do a record like Euphoria? And that's what he started with. So you go, I would have needed two bottles of water after rapping Euphoria.

I'd just spit on the whole front rope. Right. His motherfucker bucket just went out there, wrapped it, and then put on a whole. whole concert. Yeah. The only other person I see do that is Bishop Giddy Jicks. And he'd be sweating his ass off

but he don't drink no water. How was they not like us? Amazing. And he did it five times? Him keep doing it back to back. Everyone just got more hyper. Really? For real, yes.

That's what I'm trying to say the energy was different. Biggest disc record of all time. Wow. It's not even close. I think he's right in terms of the numbers. I bet who it is. Biggest disc record of all time.

You put that before it hit him up? It's just more popular. The world knows about rap a way that they didn't back in a day. That's right. Wow. I mean, watching that concert, bro, I felt like bad for Drake.

It was the first time I felt empathy for a guy who's a fucking billionaire. He gets any girl he wants. He flies whatever he wants. And I'm looking at this guy. I'm like, wow, there's tens of thousands of people in this arena screaming that you're a pedophile to the top of their lungs.

Kids are screaming. He's a pedophile. Therfax! Whart! He was there. Woo! Like, Woo!

LeBron James is screaming, you're a pedophile. Whitney there with the kids, too. Yeah. Like... I mean, it is... You know, I get what you... I didn't have empathy for Drake, but all I kept thinking, because I'm really a strategy person.

I like strategy. I like marketing. I like promotion. That's what I like to think about. And I just thought about how it was such poor strategy. Because literally, all he had to do was responding not like us with a bop. That's it.

It was really, it's right. You're the bob guy. You're the hit guy. If you come out with a dope record that's got everybody in the clubs, everybody on radio, the discussion isn't you got your ass kick. The discussion is which record is better, not like us, or whatever Drake would have put out. He's straight up tapped out with the heart part six.

No mas. No mass. No mass. Do you think Greg doesn't know how to make a hit record, without, like, because Kendrick, he spit bars in, not like us, too. Do you think Drake knows how to do that? What are you talking about? Like, I feel like in all his hit records, he's not really spitting bars, right?

He's singing. He's singing and everything. No, that's not true. Tita, Tita. Tita. Tita. Tita. Yeah, Tita. I ain't going to never take that a week of it. No, no, from his bops, though.

I'm saying, like. His beat, the kid can do it all. There's no question he could do it all. This is just a strategic thing. I was telling the guys on Flagrin. I think the only thing they could get Drake out of this, is he has to change the narrative completely. And I think the only way he could do that

is if he gets in a relationship. A toxic relationship. I mean that because people are so obsessed with relationships. Like if he started dating Zendaya, if he like stole Zendaya from Tom Holland, it's just going to be the talk of the internet. Yeah, but she's too young. How old is than Dendaya? You mean too old for him?

Yeah, she's too young for J. Shut up. It would still look weird Because drink's almost 40 now That's what he Sure, sure sure What I'm saying is like The more toxic

The relationship is Okay When you need to date diddy Yo They got a date diddy Yo That's what you just That's how you changed the narrative

Like You slap me once I'm coming back from all Wow I'm like Chubs won't crash nothing But I will I will

I mean Nobody would talk about that song ad again. Never ever. Come on, man. Yo. How bad do you want to fight for your career, man? Throw it up. Wait, you think no one would talk about not like us still? Then you put out a song called Hawk Tua with Diddy on the ad lips.

Woo! Take that, take that, take that, take that. No, did he just be spitting? Oh. What? What is it wrong with you? Come on, man. Come on.

Shack, put this up. Why did everybody go so wild? I thought that shit was hilarious. I mean, it's an obvious joke. He put the BBL Drizzy song to it. I'm realizing people don't have sense as a human no more. People don't understand satire.

They don't understand sarcasm. That's why they take everything we say literally. Yeah, you're right. Which they probably should, because we're right, 95, 99% of the time. Even when we're wrong. Even when we fucking wrong. Drake sad at Michael Rubin' Party.

You're how pathetic. This is why the internet is so fucked up. He looks sad as fuck. If he never has the Kendrick beef, nobody says this. No, he will look safe. Drake has had this face. He looks super old right here, though. He looks sad.

He doesn't. Yes, he does. Because he knows. His eyes weren't slanting like that. Who said? He worked. He looked the same to me. He don't.

He looks so sad. Somebody said this, but like Kendrick dropped the video for Day Not Like Us on July 4th. Sure. He did. Yeah, you did. He's at this party, and everybody at the party is getting hit up. Yo, you got to see the video. Right.

But they're not like, yeah. So he's walking out of party, and everybody got their AirPods in looking at the fucking cell phones watching the A minor line. That could be part of it, but Drake is probably like this at every party he goes to now because he's scared to death. The DJ might just play it. You know what I'm saying? Every time, you know, sometimes you get a phone call and be like, yo, I want you to come to this party. you gotta ask who all over there. Drake gotta be like, who DJ?

Yo, for real. Wasn't he playing at his concert though? No, that was, that was, yeah, it was fake. Oh my God. See what I'm saying? I didn't know if it was fake or not. It seemed like something Drake would do, though. No.

Yeah. I don't know if Drake is sad or not, but I know that the internet over-analyzes every single thing. They project their emotions on everything. It's like, no. If he had won the beef, they'd be like, damn, Drake cooling. You see that?

Exactly. Drake just how a vibe. He's, you're chilling. You're not even drunk. I saw him performing with little baby. Bro, you know what they would have said? I promise you. If Drake won the beef, they would have said this.

Man, Drake don't want to be in that white guys party. Right? Hey, man, look at him. You don't even want to be in this picture. Doing him a favor, right? You saw what Absoul posted, right? No. Aft Soul posted.

You know, Ab Soul is TDE all day. Aft Soul posted, if Drake is the MC, I imagine he can be. Redemption is not off the table. Mm. Okay. That's not okay. What does that mean? It means that it means that Kendrick still wants to beat him up. Yep.

That is a, this is, hey, let's gas him up to try to put something else out. You know what I'm saying? That's what that is. Why would your man? I'm that type person. I know instigation when I see instigation. I know he did that on purpose. Like, yo, won't you go, you know what you should go do?

Go clown Andrew Shoultz real quick. You know what I'm saying? Just because I want to sit back and watch the fireworks. But why is, why is the, why does he say redemption is not past? Wouldn't that, wouldn't that mean apologize and we can be cool? I was just taking it from the music because what he said in the first part, he said, if Drake is the MC, I imagine he can be. This is all shade, by the way.

Oh, oh. Who's a show, absolutely. Oh, oh. If he's an MC, I know he can be, redemption. that meaning if he puts out some real fire shit, that's right. He might got it. This is Absol.

You know what this seems like to me? Absol was in the studio. Kendrick probably let him hear what he got, what he had. What he had coming in case Drake wanted to. Drake, put out some fucking. No, Drake, leave it alone. No, I'm saying put out some other, put out some cape. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What is he not done yet? He's supposed to drop out. Run away from rap. Gospel. Put out gospel. Gospel. God's playing work for Drake. Yeah, but he's too Jewish to put that shit out right now.

He got a two's a side. You can't be Jewish and do gospel music? No. But what's the Jewish equivalent of gospel? Hava Noghiela. Havrena Gila. Let's go. Hover Nogiela summer.

Jewish folks. Hover Nogginler summer. Yeah, that's a great idea. Let's go. We need a Hover to Gahahler summer. Dradle, Draddle, Draddle, remix. Drizzie Draydle? Yeah.

Driz-Dradle? Trisiddle? is fire. Let's go. What was it called? Dradle, Dredel. What's talking with Havah, Hava, Nogila. Drizzi, Dredel, Hava, McGila, Summer. That's it.

You got it. Guaranteed victory. Summer is supposed to be over, y'all. He's got to be over, he didn't win it. It's about to be over. We just gave father what you're saying. I'm saying that.

He got to a labor day. Nah. You got to a labor day. He's good. I think, I think. He's still got two more months. You know, stop trying to take away all this.

I think. Let's go with the one-conference. Yeah. Why are you saying take away your summer? Joe Drake determines your summer? You said summer's over. I said summer's about me over where. It's not, though.

Summer's about to be over where he didn't. I'm saying. I got to check the world. What's going on in the world? What is he? Where he didn't. You took a vacation around yourself. No.

No. Get your hands back now. No, look. I'm saying. No, summer is not over until September 22 seconds. I'm saying, though. I'm saying. Taylor.

He still started from the beginning. You know that, right? Yes, I'm saying that he should start from the beginning, though. So that's in the middle of it. September. Let's go, Drake. Drizzy Draydon. Why are you rooting for him?

That's right he didn't invite it. Why can't we rule for him? First of all, it's not rooting for him giving up strategy. No, we're giving up strategy. He just had a certain type of excitement. I get excited over strategy. I get excited over good marketing schemes. I don't care who they're for.

Yeah. We can't just analyze shit? Exactly. Like you? I gave Kendrick a great marketing scheme months ago. I wrote Kendrick's song. And it looks like he's going in that direction. I wrote the song.

I said I wanted a West Coast album from Kendrick Lamar. There's a couple of things that I said. Why do you say he took your advice? Like he wasn't on it already. I didn't say he did. I'm just saying that these are the strategies that we discussed. I said I wanted to see Kendrick assist media personalities from L.A., which he did with DJ heads.

He's having a great, great moment. DJ Ed. Kendrick Stimulus package. Now, West Coast Alba. And if you heard the beginning of the Not Like Us video, that song sounds very West Coasted. Yes, it does. Sounds very West Coastish.

I'm just saying. He's a fan, he's a fan, he's a fan. You know what I mean? Video was amazing. I thoroughly enjoyed the video. You guys want to eat? You didn't like it? Do you know that all the stuff that's sitting in it?

You don't even know if all that stuff is good. Let's go over it. You got to stop believing everything on it. I thought it was over... Yo, by the way, the internet makes everything better because the internet comes up with their own conspiracy theories about things. Yeah. Over it.

Pull it up. And I want you... I probably don't know anything about it, so this is like, take my opinion of the grand stuff. They don't know anything about it. Yes, me do. Look, people just online saying things. When I watch it, I really... And it sounds good.

I really wanted to like it because I think that Kendrick has, like, supreme artistry. Like, I listen to lyrics. I'm like, this guy's a fucking artist. Holy shit. but the video felt very overhanded. It was like, hide the Bible, and then he hides the Bible. Oh, you were like two directs? Yeah, there wasn't enough metaphor.

There wasn't enough analogy. There wasn't enough distance between. There was a few. For me, when I saw a few of those in a row, I was like, oh, this is very. There was a few. I like the, I mean, the obvious is the A minor when he plays hopscotch. To me, that's, like, those things are really obvious. Yeah, I get what you say.

You don't need to be so obvious. We already know what you mean and what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How would you want him to... Just a celebration. A celebration of Los Angeles. Oh, it was definitely that, though. Yeah, yeah.

But for me, that would have been enough. If the line, hide your Bible. What would you want? Say again? For the line, hide your Bible. Like, I just wouldn't hide your Bible. Like, for example, if I'm watching, like, the Biggie video, it's like, she looks so good, I suck on her daddy's dick.

I don't need Biggie to be like, oh, here's a daddy's dick. Wouldn't you be like, all right, we get it. The line is enough. The line is enough. I get what you're saying. You know, I don't need the literal representation of the metaphor. I guess for that part, I guess for that part maybe somebody could have got beat up.

Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I like the part where, uh, what they got Drake from the guy, they got the guy dressed like Drake from the scary hours video. And he's sneaking up behind Kendrick because Kendrick always says he's sneak dishing. And then he gets, he gets blown away. That was really cool.

That was dope. I thought that was really cool. I liked that. They did a historic, they said that there's a historical meaning to, um, the knock and them dancing. Yeah, I saw the knock video. Must it on the beat, ho. This is a great record, man.

That's a fantastic. This is a fantastic record. Like, like, it's. They were saying online, they're like, he has a white jet. He has a white suit on because he knew that Drake was going to the, Michael Ruf is white party. And y'all believe shit a little bit. No.

I think some say they know is silly, though. This man, this man did this video, how many months ago? He knew, he just. new Drake was going to be at MicroRu's white part. Like, why do y'all believe shit? See, that was the ill part that part where he got blown away.

Yeah, I thought that was cool. That was ill. He did the push-up. They said that he did 17, and then I counted, and then stop because that's how long, that's how old girls are. Yeah.

That don't make any sense. What does mean? That makes zero sense. And then they're saying that part is from Drake's video he has with someone's little sister doing the same thing. I like this part of the video, but it's just like, why is Kendrick the in me?

Like, if you're rapping about all of these people being criminals, you shouldn't be the inmate. You should have... This was too... Either lookalikes. Direct. Yeah, like eating the owl. I didn't mind this, but they should have had something fall out of it. Yeah.

Like, like a child. Yeah. No, seriously. This is dope. I like, listen, I enjoyed the video. I don't... They said that that burger spot, that part, Tams, business increased 40%. Wow.

You know what I mean? So, I like... stuff like this. He's helping the economy of Los Angeles. So the only thing I would say is what I've been saying, I want to see Kendrick Lamar do a West Coast sounding album. Honestly, if I was PG-Lang, I would do a West Coast compilation album and all of those artists that he bought on stage, like a lot of those new artists that people don't know, I would mix them with some of the now generation of L.A., some of the OGs and just put out a dope-ass West Coast compilation album, Executive Produce

by Kendrick and Dave Free. That would be the move. I mean, now's the time. Now's the time. I mean, that was a great move to get to Rosen in it. Man, did you see the video of DeMarge de Rosen saying how loyal he was to Drake, though? Yeah. That shit.

The internet is a motherfucker. The internet, don't forget. Gang-ties, though. Motherfucker, that's what it is. What is gang ties? Oh, oh, I get what you saying. Yeah, I don't know what none of this means. The whole shipping, uh...

Yeah, I don't get that. I don't... I think they just needed a location. It's a dope location. Roll their ass up like a fresh bag of Zah! I was doing Kendricks. And then this was all the TDE. I was doing Kendrick voice on all throughout fucking vacation.

That shit is just funny, man. Right, I felt like a fresh bag of Zav. Certify, pedify. He says petafile, man, that goes. I've heard nobody said that great. Petify. Certify, pedophile. Certify, pedophile.

He's a pedophile. He's a pedophile. They said this is like part of, well, not this part, but. When he did the running around, like, it was like part of something in the story. I forgot what it was. Teller, you don't even know what's happening in the video. Why can't we just enjoy the video? I'm telling you what people are saying.

By the way, I want y'all to know this about people, because I think this is something that we always forget. Like that part is a certain type. I love this part of this. Yeah, this was the best part. This was the only part. This could have been a wife's beater on, y'all. I knew you was going to say that. Somebody said that to me at the fucking airport.

Let me ask you all this one simple question. If somebody accuses me of beating my wife, why would I purposely intentionally put her in a wife beater? Like, come on. I want you all you to use your head just a little bit, please. Yeah. The illest part of that was the fact that he was dancing with his family during the line where he says, the truth of the family matter

and the truth of the matter I was sitting here to show you God sent me to show you who's the liar It's like, yo, okay You said I'm not with my family You said my family's broken up You said I'm never with my kids, bye, here we are.

Here we are, now we're crippling on your grave I'm blood walking, I don't know what kind of reps Okay, you're doing some type of walk He's got to be crap. I don't know. I don't know. There's a lot of bloods there. His wife was doing some type of dance.

You know what I mean? It's literally, all you got to do is listen to the song it matches up when he says the truth to the matter. What's the line? It was God's planning to show us the liar. Yes, so I'm just showing you you lied about my whole family.

Which he told him from the beginning. He did. Don't tell no lies on me and I won't tell no truth about you. He did. I love it. It was great. I enjoyed it thoroughly.

But what I was going to say about people is there's a whole YouTube economy that monetizes videos like this. what I mean by it, they'll get online and just say anything. You know, when he did this, it meant this, and this symbolizes this. Yada, yada, yada, yada. And everybody eats it up. I got caught by that shit.

What'd you watch? I don't know. I watched something. I forget that we watched it on Flagrin, and I thought it was real, but they actually do it as a joke, I guess. But I thought it was real. So we referenced it as if it was real. So we got fucking caught. Because you sit back and laugh at people.

Bar Wars or something like that. Bar Wars. I do think those have the shit that kind of do, or they say about kind of he just looks like I wasn't even thinking about that. But let's wrong with them. I mean, that's what a liberal arts degree is at any school. It's just reading books and adding it. It's clever. It's clever. I think the certain stuff they make up. Yeah, but they make it up only because they're monetizing. This is what you do. Watch stuff about yourself. That's when you realize. Oh, the narratives are just making up shit. I know. Like they literally just make an up shit. Somebody sent me one about me two days. ago. I loved it though. What was it? I like the I like the one that make me look like he's like an evil genius. Exactly. You make me like some evil genius, diabolical mastermind. And all these people are my puppets. And I'm just making them do my bidding and I'm making them move this way and move that way just to destroy them and their platforms. Oh, I love shit like that. I mean, I literally saw

somebody sent it to me and I was just like, I didn't watch it, but I just saw the headline. And I was like, they give me too much credit. Yeah. They just do. They just do. But hey, if you want to make me out to be Magneto, cool. You'll take it. I'll take it.

Why the fuck, man. It's fun. Why is he doing this? Because he's boring. No, no, no, no, no, no, Drake going through it. I'm like, I, I, I, I, I, play to me myself. This is crazy. Play it, tell you.

What's you mean? Clear it. I'm going to tell you one thing about nostalgia. One thing about nostalgia in this party here, my real friends are definitely in the building. But I'm going to tell you they're going to come to a point in life where people you thought were friends or people you thought were close to you,

they might switch up, they might try to hold funny with you, they might stand you in the back, they might do a lot of things to you. You'll come to that realization. wherever he's at in life, he'll probably get there and you'll be there again.

That's how life is. But look, sometimes it's you and you alone by yourself. Sometimes it's you alone with your thoughts. Sometimes it, you know what? But it's all going. So, bro.

Yeah. Okay, listen, salute to Kendrick Lamar. I knew strategy-wise and song-wise, he busted Drake's ass. He was just more strategic than Drake. He had better music.

he did, right? I didn't know he heard Drake like this, bro. I didn't know. I didn't know he had this type of effect on Drake. It's not like his voice changed too, right? Oh.

I mean, what was that? I've never had that conversation and gone into Beyonce, me, myself, and I. When you talk some shit like that, you gotta play like your song. No new friends are going to some shit like, Fuck yaw, something like,

yo, drop that shit. He said it, yo, yo, yo, yo, drop that shit, yo. I'm a lady's in the head. What the fuck was that, all me? Top five just came home. What the fuck are you doing? What's that? Top five just came home.

Top five just came home. What's who turned on to be outside? Why? Why? Bro? Why? So I don't know if that, what, the video with him and all of the guys, And the OVO hoodies came before or after this. But man, Drake going through it, bro.

I go back to what I said. Drake just need to take a break. Take a year off, bro. Wow, a year off. Yes. He'd have been halfway there already. He got to start this summer. Time served.

Yes. Back next summer. That's all he needed. Go to Turks and Ken goes. You got plenty money. Live your life. Go live for a second. Go live.

Come back next summer. You know what I'm saying? with an introspective album. You could have told us this on the album. You could have did No New Friends Part 2 and went through the whole list about all of these people you thought was your people but they're not your people no more.

Like this was, this is, this is man. But he hasn't not been the guy in a really long time. And I don't think he don't know how to not be the guy. What do you just say about Trump? The only reason we know Drake's not the guy no more is because it's shit like this. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, that's right. You just never act like you never look. like you never like he's acting like he loved. Like, you're posting pictures of salons in the elevator? Yeah, first thing Trump did after the debate with Kamala, which we all thought he lost, was like, great debate, best debate I've ever had in my head in my Christmas. Everybody's saying I want, everybody's saying I won't.

And then you start watching like, damn, you want it? Listen, it won't warp your perspective. Great fans are so delusional and they're not, they love him so much. He's got a cult-like following. He probably sold out of those OVO in seconds, right? They're not giving up on him. Act like your fans.

I won the battle. And he's got the perfect out to say why, right? Even though we all know he lost. He never engaged with Kendrick one-on-one except for the Hard Part 6. Push-ups was more than one person. Okay. The tailor-made freestyle was him telling Kendrick,

come on, yo, come with it, come with it, come with it. Family Matters, he talks about a bunch of different rappers. Hard Part 6 is the one where he really just I talk to Kendrick directly. So all you got to do is say, y'all, I beat 20 people by myself. Like, own it. Don't even say you. Matter of fact, you don't even got to lie. What did Trump say?

I basically tell the truth. I basically tell the truth. You know what you got to say you beat Kendrick? All you got to do is be like, you, I took on 20 people by myself and came out unscathed. That's what Trump said about the debate. Three on one. I just got 20 people on myself. It came out unscathed.

Even though he came out very escaped. But why do y'all think that's going to do anything? It's just going to come at him. He said what? They're still going to come at him. He could say that and people are still going to come at him. Yeah, but then he still has a group of people that believe he's. Like, he's got one of the biggest armies in the world.

His supporters are going to rally behind him. He's still already, though, so that's what I'm saying, Wizard matter. But he should be in line with them. The narrative, yeah, exactly. They probably feel like they're doing a heavy lifting. Grand with a chat nigger can't even do nothing to defend this shit. Grandi!

Grandi! Grandi! Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! Randy! With the Charlotte shout-out of brilliant. Historic! Follow Grand Davies because he got shut down. Follow Grand Davies on Instagram. Have Ag said anything about this? I don't know.

I guess nothing you can do to defend it. Yeah. No, you were like, I can probably pull out some Hennie. And that can't pouring out no Hennie. Okay? I'd probably poured out the many for Drake after he saw that video. You know what's interesting?

Timing-wise, this is interesting. He finished the tour and then the beef started. Yeah. So now he could do a show anywhere and sell it out, but it's a little different when you can go do shows every weekend. If you're someone talking shit and it looks like it's over for you,

but then you go do sold out shows and have the craziest thing ever and people come out, you completely dispel the narrative. But the tour was over. Yeah, man. There's nothing for him to pop out to to show that people are going crazy.

That's true. Wow. So it looked like sitting at home. He's sitting at home. Ooh. Stir crazy. And I hear myself and I. Yeah.

Imagine sitting alone at home when I'm alone in my house. room. Sometimes I stay at the wall. And in the back of my mind, you hear me, myself and I by Beyonce? Yeah. As a man? No, Drake, we need to puff his chest. I need confident Drake back, man.

I need confident. Moving like the wrong man. Drake. Like, he is, man. Drake, we need confident, arrogance on top of the world, Drake back ASAP. You know what I do think, though?

I think, and I still, maintain that Drake has not given us a real record yet. Because he's putting some, he's throwing some things out there. But it's not a bang, back, bang. I don't, I feel like he's giving us a Drake, Drake record yet. And that is

going to be really the true test. If he gives us a real Drake record and it goes off, then everything's fine. If it doesn't, I think it's going to be different now. He's tried a couple times. If he would just wait till next summer, go away. Don't drop in February. His Black History

Month, Kendrick got that on lock. By the way, Kendrick going to have black history. Let's talk. Can we talk about how Kendrick Lamar is going to have Black History Month on lock? Let me tell you how it's going to go down. February comes Grammys. Kendrick Lamar is going to win a Grammy for Euphoria.

Oh, boy. And he's going to win Grammys for Not Like Us. Oh, boy. Lock it down. It's happening. Oh, boy. Don't even worry about it. Then the very next week, he's going to come back and do the Super Bowl.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I got a good authority. Oh, boy. I got no good authority. The word pedophile is not going to be banned. the Super Bowl. Oh, wow. Okay? Oh, wow.

I'm lying. I don't know how to have no fucking. You know, people just say that stupid shit on the pocket. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. We used to be a country. Shalham said he got it on good authority. What?

Except the word pedophile will not be banned into Super Bowl. We used to be a motherfucker. You would know that. You used to be a cuck. Hey, if Janet Jackson could show her city, Kendrick should be able to say pedophile at the Super Bowl. You know what I mean?

All I'm saying it. He should bring out Jan Jackson, though. Why? Why? That'd be dope for poetic justice. Yeah, that's because she was so banned from it and Justin Timbley got... That's actually a good idea, Taylor. Don't fuck him up.

That's a good idea. She'd come out of his poetic justice? Yeah, that'd be dope. But didn't... You got a reach for the tini, though. Stop! Nah, no, you got to reach for it. What is wrong?

You got to... You got to... Oh, I think he's like, sure. Because I thought he's... No, man. No. Act like he's about to scare America and reach for it.

And he's like, ha-huh, huh. You don't think so? No. No, that would be funny. No, I don't think so. Like, acting that you're going to pretend to pull it all. Yeah, act like you're going to pretend to pull it all? Yeah.

Do that. Jones, America loves jokes. What if he reaches for Janet's shirt when she comes out to do poetic justice? And a dick falls out. God, fuck him up. He ripped the shirt off. And it says, I see dead people.

Oh, my God. They can't come back out to the fall after. That's right. I don't think another year off. Take another year. You can't come back in the summer. You gotta wait till October. Oh, my goodness.

Oh, my goodness. I see dead people. Let's, um. That'll be fine.