The Brilliant Idiots - BI: Episode 1. “WUTS U GON Du Now?" New Studio Reveal

Episode Date: April 20, 2023

Welcome to the first episode of the brilliant idiots with charlamagne tha god and Andrew Schulz. If you believe you heard other episodes of the podcast, those were either practice or A.I. During the episode, they spoke about Chance the Rapper celebrating his birthday at the carribean carnival, but the haters do not like to see a married man have a good time. But more importantly, Andrew and Charlamagne discovered how something from their practice episode with comedian Awkwafina came to fruition to this episode, might as well call them psychic What you gonna do now!!! Lastly they end the episode with some ask an idiot ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby.

The Brilliant Idiots Podcast. Yes, Shalemaen the guy. Andrew Shope. We are the Brilliant Idiots Podcast, and it's official. This is the first episode of the brilliant idiots ever. Give it up to us. You got to put the press release out. We had to get it right, bro.

We had to, you know, I mean, it takes time to make things great. That's right. What was it, about a decade of really practicing? 10 years. 10 years. Like, learning chemistry, learning what we're great at. I think more people should wait 10 years before they launch a podcast. That's why so much garbage out now.

They just think, oh, wow, there's a microphone and we're friends. We should have a podcast. That's right. Put in the work. Put in the fucking work. It took us a decade. We're going to put out a press release to let everybody know that Andrew Schultz

and Charlemagne de God are finally launching a podcast called The Brilliant Idiot. It's a great time. It's a great time to be a lot. Great title. Great title, right? The title's fire. The title is fire.

So if you check out our first episode and it has like 400,000, 500,000, you know, downloads, just no. Yeah. Just no. This doesn't happen overnight. It doesn't. It happens over 10 years.

10 years. 10 years. This is really nice, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not done yet. It's not done. No, we have certain things that we need to add. Okay, what are we missing?

I think we need a beautiful painting right here. Doesn't it feel like it deserves something historic? A oil painting. Oil would be great. Oil would be great. Of us, of course. Obviously. Obviously.

Like a throwback. It's not narcissism. It's our show. Who else would be up there? It can be narcissistic about your show. I would think so. Yeah, it takes a certain level of narcissistic. to call yourself brilliant.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, but idiot. See, you know what I'm saying? Brilliant, idiot, see? We're good at this, bro. We're good at what I'm saying that we're not narcissistic balanced. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Nice oil painting. Yeah, what else? Maybe a bar, you think? Hold on a second. What? It's funny you mention that. What? It is actually funny.

I got to turn my phone sideways. I thought you was with the sideways camp. Wait for it? What? Wow Wow Well y'all are listening So y'all can't see this

But when you watch the video on YouTube You'll see Oh yeah This bookshelf is really a bookshelf These are real books on here But what else Mike? You know what I mean? Don't show them when we hide the cocaine

Okay okay okay I can't give away everything right away Everything not everything Not everything Not everything But yes man Thank you for joining us For the first episode

Of The Brilliant Idiots man We're glad you've been with us The past 10 years Thank you And are enjoying our first episode How was your week, Shulte? Yo, yeah, week was good. I mean, I think, I don't know, it's just kind of started.

I don't know. Nothing really happened. Has anything happened? What happened, man? I'm going away this weekend. Where are you going? I don't know if I want to say. Oh, don't say.

Yeah, yeah, it's on the vacation? But yeah, just me and the wife are going away for a little bit. There you go. But it's one of those things, and I wonder if you go through this, which is like, I haven't even begun the excitement about going, away because I'm so consumed by everything else that I have going on. Yes. So my wife is like, aren't you excited about this vacation?

And I'm like, no. What's the day, too? When you're all leaving this weekend? Thursday. Oh, yeah, you'll get excited by tomorrow. I always get excited like two or three days before. I'm the same way. I can't disconnect until I know I'm completely disconnect.

I'm on the plane. Then I disconnect. Yeah, same. But yeah, so, yeah, it's weird because I want to like meet her excitement about this thing. but I just have none of it. Oh, no, I do. Once about two days prior, two, three days prior, I'm like, all right, I'm ready to fucking go.

Really? Yeah, because it feels like everything gets super, super, super, super hectic. Yeah. Right up until you're about to disconnect. Yeah. I just did it, what, two weeks ago? I went to St. Lucia. Yeah.

Me and the wife, just ourselves. You went to St. Lucian, man. No kids, no nothing. Yeah, that's how you got to do it, man. I mean, that's how we vacation every time. No kids. It's coming, bro. It's great.

It's coming. Listen, listen. I'm coming. Yeah. No, but I thought about this on the way to the studio today, our brand new studio. I was like walking to work and I'm walking down the street and I was like thinking about all the things that we need to get done. And sometimes that can be stressful. But I had a moment where I was like, how dope is this that I'm on the way to work and like excited?

Like how lucky am I that most days when I get up and I walk. to work. I'm like kind of walking fast. Love your job. To get there to do something that I'm looking forward to. And you know, that is something I got, I had to be grateful for. Are y'all going somewhere where there's a carnival? A carnival? No, no, no, no, no, no.

You're not going to get your chance to rap on. Oh, dude. What is the rule with that? The rule is as long as you and your wife together, you can have all the fucking fun you want. So you think wifey was there. She had to be, wife you might have been holding the camera. This is what I hate about the internet. We just did an episode about this a few weeks ago.

Why do y'all jump to fucking conclusions? Why do we have such jumping to conclusion bias? You don't know what this man is doing. It's fun to jump to conclusion. It's ridiculous. Because when I saw this, all I saw was, this is a man who made a whole album about rapping about loving his wife. I love my wife, but I love my wife.

Right? You made a whole album about this. That man is not going to be out there doing this without wifey's permission are, more importantly, without Waifie's companionship, supervision. That's the word I'm looking for. Wifie's supervision. Yeah, I don't, yeah, yeah.

That's one possible. No, bro. Oh, he was going after it. Got Coil-Leray. Come on, man. That's Coil-Rae. About to catch another flight. Girlfriends in a fight?

It's his birthday. He said, it's his birthday. Is it really his birthday? Can we Google that and see? I don't know if it's really his birthday. Yeah. Chances out there. This is one of those things where, like, you scream from the rooftops about something that I guess you should do.

You should love your wife. You should be faithful. You should do all this thing. But it makes people who haven't been or aren't maybe as perfect a little bit upset at you because they have to reflect on their imperfection. So the second you are slightly imperfect, they want to come after your ass. Oh, I see. That's what it is. So it's not even about him because there's people out here doing way crazy or shit, but they're like, got too much.

motherfucker you made me feel bad about me. You made me feel like a bad husband. You made me feel like I don't love my wife. You got my wife going, why don't you write rap songs about me? And now, finally, all the eight shit dudes out there are vindicated.

What if his wife is holding the camera? They ain't no way. Why not? That camera too steady. That's a hater. There's never been a greater hater than the man holding. Because look, they're going down to the booty

and then up and back. They zoomed in on chance to make sure everybody knows his chance. Bro, he's breaking a red velvet rope to get that. First of all, he's with his family. You see Taylor back there, his brother. His brother is right there. I thought you were saying that Taylor is his brother.

No, Taylor Bennett. His brother's right there with his shirt off. Taylor's with him. I'm telling you his wife is probably there, yo. But some people have pointed out that he's not wearing his wedding ring. How do y'all, what your internet detectives are? Motherfucker. How y'all get that?

That's what happens when you cry. Talk about being faithful. You go to get that shit, too. Talk about being faithful all the time. what are you talking about you can't even see his other hand he's smacking the ass there's no ring on the hand how do y'all man y'all is the right that's his right hand

now the cup is in the right the other one is left oh wow pause it let's see pause oh right wow pause and let's see yeah yeah yeah by the way by the way that's crazy you don't know a country here might not be no jewelry hold I say you might be stupid to wear jewelry for real you know you might be dumb

the way to join. We might need a pause that said Kenny up to the board. Pause, yo. Pause, that. Yeah. I can't tell. I see his hands blurry. Man, y'all are ridiculous.

That's good. This is why I know. This is why y'all are going to never find what y'all want in life because y'all are always trying to find the negative in people, y'all. It's not, y'all. That's the internet. I was just saying with the internet. When his wife tweets out, I was standing right there.

What y'all going to do then? What y'all going to do now? Oh, do we have? Oh, do we have? Can we insert? Hold on. We got to talk about this right now. On one of our practice episodes.

Yeah, in a practice episode a long time ago, we had a very talented. Seven years ago. How did we set it up? How do we set this up? Because we don't want to talk about it. Nobody's going to believe it. They go swear this is AI. Let me tell you something.

This is why the brilliant idiots listeners are the most devout and incredible fan base on the planet. That's right. So we get a DM the other day. You got a DM. All right, I got DM the other. I was trying to include you, man. So the fact that I didn't catch it until later was hilarious. Okay, fair enough.

So I got this DM, he goes, the dude just puts an audio link from an old brilliant idiot's practice episode with an incredibly talented woman named Aquafina. By the way, any old brilliant idiot episode scares me. have to death. It's all the eyes. So, so basically he goes, he goes, trust me, go to 15427. I go, I go, I, right.

Shult sends this to the group chat. I see it. Well, hold on. I watch it and I'm dying laughing. I immediately send it to the group chat. I think I even, I think I even called Charlotte. I sent it to the group chat. I didn't get reaction.

I called Charlie. No, you sent it the night before. And I got no response. I called him in the morning. I was like, yo, I was like, did you watch that video I just sent you? He goes, what is it? I goes from old brilliant idiots episode, he goes, I just, I almost had a heart attack. Mind you, no, he stinted the night before, we didn't respond.

He's the next morning. Oh, you saw, yeah, because you responded, what you're going to do now? Then the next morning show says, watch 154 of this video now. I get up and leave what I was doing. I'm like, this shit must be serious. Right? That's such called me. Now I'm like, oh, fuck, yo.

What the fuck happened? I ain't going to lie. I did that. I was kidding. What the fuck is going on? Man, I went and listened. Just go to it, Taylor. Okay, play 154.27.

Taylor didn't catch it for seven times. Okay. Yo, straight off the dog. No, go back. You gotta play a freestyle. Hold on hold on. You got to be freestyle. This is Aquafina, y'all.

World-renowned movie star. Okay. This is like kind of one, you know. Pause. We got a pause. We got a pause. We got a pause. Don't tell you why we got a pause.

We still didn't give it the proper context, right? The past few weeks on brilliant names, if we go back to the, well, the honky tongue episode. But just for everybody, it's our first episode, though. That's true. In case you ever watch. Those who might just be joining us. For the first time.

We were saying that, you know, how similar Asians and redneck honky tonk sounds. No, we said it is the same thing. Honky talk people, people who have that southern hillbilly accent. Yes. If you just speed that up, You're basically speaking Chinese. And if you slow to... If you slow Chinese down, you're speaking honky, Tom Hillbillet.

It's the same language. Absolutely. You've been saying this for years. Yes. I just want to point that out so everybody knows, what's the same page. That's the same language. There is one language.

It's not English and Chinese. It's just sped up and then slow down. That's right. So we've been saying, What you going to do now? You said it. You started. You go, what's y'all going to do now?

And you said like that. But if you speed it up, what's all going to do that? Exactly. But how did you, how Hillbill is say it? What's going to do now? all going to do that. Exactly, right?

You know, no, this is a black person walks into Korean deli. What are you going to do now? Y'all not going to pay for that? Y'all not going to pay for none of that. You're not going to pay for nothing. Black person walked into a convenience store down south. What are you going to do now?

Okay. But you're not going to pay for that? You're not going to pay for that. Black person walks into a convenience store in Korea. Ha! No! Go on! What y'all going to do now?

So this is our good shift to Aquafina, guy cold, girl cold, alumni. Listen, play it, Taylor. Right. Aquafina in this bitch. Can someone drop a bead or? All right, fine, whatever. Whatever, I'll just do Acapella.

No Acapella on that. I don't know how to B-Box. Okay. He said the black guy knows how to B-Buck. Okay. Life is hard for a Vietnam veteran. They got pigeon poop all up in their sweaters in. Sometimes they can't even talk because they lost their mouths,

their entire mouths in Vietnam. Yo, straight off the dome, bitch. Straight off the dome. What you're going to do now? What you're going to do now? What? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

What was just said? I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know all I got to say to anybody who said that what we were saying was fucked up, what y'all going to do that? What y'all gonna do that? What y'all gonna do now?

Life is hard for a Vietnam veteran. They got pigeon poop all up in their sweaters in. Sometimes they can't even talk because they got, they lost their mouths, their entire mouths in Vietnam. Oof. Keep. Yo, straight off the dome, bitch. Straight off the dome.

What the fuck is wrong? What are you going to do now? What are you going to do now? I want that isolated. We don't even have to say it no more. We're just going to insert the aquafina drop. Don't ever say we're not brilliant. Ever.

Ever. Don't ever say we're not brilliant. One thing about this podcast, the past decade, even though this is the first episode, we predicted a lot of shit. Brooms shit. Everybody, I let Taylor hear that and Taylor was like, oh, that's where you got that from?

No. No. I didn't remember that. I didn't even think about that shit back then. There was nothing about that that stood out to me. I was thinking about the freestyle. That's it. Brilliant idiot listeners.

Best internet detectives in the world. Thank you very much. They don't say chance to rap, you know, wasn't weighing a Redding Ring, I don't believe it. And he didn't do it. You know what I mean? He didn't cheat. Thank you, Aquafina.

What else we got jailed gang? What else happened? Yo, it feels good to be vindicated, don't it? I'm telling you, man, it ain't a stereotype if it's true. White people have been saying this for years. What are you saying? What are you talking about? What are you going to?

What are you now? Come on now. Speaking of goddamn, uh, racism? Why people getting what they deserve? Speaking of white people getting what they deserve. What do they deserve? Draymond goddamn green.

Yep. What happened? Stombed on DeMontes Salonis. Is DeMontas people white? Sabonis. A bonus. Man, what do he do? Is he white or he's like European or something?

He's Russian. We don't really consider them white. Oh, shit. Yeah. Did you see this other night, man? When the war is... There's a help about the ice, bro. Ain't no teeth on this shit, man.

That's what we get for trying to be fancy. You need some chopsticks. Yep. Whoa. God damn. Shit, Alex. You gotta be nice at times. You got to be nice and chocolate.

They're nice with it. That's like, that's the last level, right? And you gotta be nice to pick up rice with chopsticks. Yeah. The fuck you're talking about ice. Yeah. Rice is hard to pick up with chopsticks. It's hard at first, but I think if you reach the top level of Asian is picking up

ice cube. Because they make their rice sticky. Yeah. To make it easier. Oh, I didn't realize. Do you know how they make the rice sticky? Yeah. Well, because the rice comes out not sticky.

And then somebody looks at all the people at the rice. fact and they go, what child going on? I thought you was going to say sucky, sucky five dollars. Jesus Christ. My God. Listen, was this justified?

What do you do? That's what I want to know. All I saw was him trying to get up out of the Sabonis was holding his ankle. He's trying to get the fuck out of it. Man, Sabonis was holding his ankle. It looked like he got kicked in the face as well. No.

No. I don't know if this was intentional is what I'm saying. And if it was, so to fuck what, man. Bring back 1980-style basketball. That's why I like Dremont Green. That's why Dremont Green is one of my favorite players. Okay? Let me read it.

Jeremy Green was ejected after a hard step on the Monis, Sabonis's chest. After Stefan Curry grabbed the defensive rebound and turned the head up the floor, as the bonus slipped and fell in the paint. He grabbed Green's right leg. And after Green initially shook off Subbonus'Bonis'clock. bonus grip, he took a hard step right on Sabonis's chest. Sabonis stayed down for a few minutes. His official was reviewed the play.

He was called, Dremont for a technical foul for, oh, no, Subonus was grabbed for a technical foul for grabbing Green's leg. And Green was given a flagrant foul two, flavoring fow two that led to an automatic ejection. Ejection. That's a fucking tough twist, bro. Yes, because you're speaking your second language. Reach that shit in Chinese. You get that shit first.

Green was given a flagrant foul two. that's like to an automatic rejection. That's true, yo. Stop saying, bro. Trying to talk like you actually speak English. Shit. When I fell out, protecting myself and then the incident happened,

Sabonis said there's no room for that in our game today. Can I just see the pull of the leg? I didn't see that. Oh. So he's holding it. He's holding him, man. Get the fuck up off me. That shouldn't have been foul on green.

I mean, yes, it is a foul on green, but it's also a foul on Subonis for holding it. I don't know if it's a flagrant side. You know when you're like tripping and You're just trying to get your step. You don't know where you're placing your foot. And he held his foot. He was about the floor.

Like Chance the Rapper was probably falling. He didn't always placing his dick up between a cheeks of ass. You know what I mean? He probably was tripping. Go back to him. His partners and his friends were holding him up. Yeah, exactly. Help me.

Yeah, I don't think it was a flagrant foul. I agree with Al. He gets the rebound right now. He's tied up right now. He got one foot. He's just trying to get out of him. He gave a little extra. He was trying to get out.

He gave a little extra. He was trying to get out. He gave a little extra. He was trying to get out. But your body has a mind of its own. Where else he's going to put his foot? He's going to hold his foot in the edge and it's a bonus move from undam?

He would have fell. That's what I'm saying? Like, what else he supposed to do in that situation? Listen, I love Drayma. He stomped that Russian right there, bro. Not on purpose. I don't think it was a flagrant. It wasn't on purpose, but he probably just saw that Tetris movie on Apple Plus,

and he was like, these motherfuckers need some get back. So then he's an American hero. Oh. Whoa. Let's be clear. I mean. Look, look, look, look, look. Look, look.

Look, look. Look, look. Ukraine. Ukraine. You didn't see that. That shit was great. And Draymond, don't post that right now. Draymond, don't post that right now.

I make this the greatest series of NBA history, bro. Are you kidding me? Stop and Ukraine. Oh, shit. What's the problem? I like it, man. I grew up in a different era. That shit wasn't that bad to me, yo.

Maybe a foul with a flagrant? Nah, ejected from the game. game, nah. But the bad thing in the playoffs, you get a flagrant two. Now he's suspended from one game, I believe. Really? Is that right? I believe if you get a flagrant two in the playoffs, you're suspended next scene. So that's

going to be a big loss for them. And they're already down to games. I thought it was a certain amount of flagrants though. I didn't know it was just two. It's just two? I think it's like, yeah, I thought it was a certain amount. I think it's an ejection, is what I was talking about. We should look that up. But if you're ejected, like you can have a fine. Oh, fine.

Yeah, I don't think you affect the series like that. Because that happened to him in the Cavs Warriors series back in the day. He had a certain amount of, oh, no, no, it was a certain amount of technicals. Yeah. If you get a certain amount of technicals, you end up missing a game. I mean, how can you not love Draymond? I mean, he shouldn't kick, but, like, the guy is so passionate about the game. He absolutely loves it.

I've been playing, like, streetball against guys like this my whole life that, like, they just take it so seriously and they do something that's out of pocket physically during the game. And you know it's wrong. shouldn't do it, but you're so invested in the game, you just start kicking somebody. No, in full well, there's 400 cameras on you. There's nothing you can get away with. That's right. Sanction.

Like, it's like, come the fuck on, man. Like, that shit is crazy. Listen, the Warriors don't win all those championships without Draymond Green. They would be bullying those beige brothers named Clay Thompson and Steph Curry if they did not have Draymond Green. You need a Draymond Green. You need a Ron Artest. You need a Stephen Jackson.

You need a Matt Barnes, bro. You need a Horace Grant. Like, you need a Charles Oakley. They say this in hockey, right? Because in hockey, there's no real fouls, right? Like, the refs are just kind of there. I don't know, to, like, maintain the flow of the game. I guess if you do something like egregious.

But, like, there's not exactly fouls like they're on this in the NBA. So because of that, they have these positions, these enforcer positions. Yeah. And those guys are there that if you foul their star player, they go and they start a fight with you. So Wayne Gretzky had this guy, forget his name. fucking forget his name somebody could look it up but a guy who basically came with him

I think Wayne Gretzky played for the Edmonton Oilers if I'm not and like when he was going to to L.A. to be part of the L.A. Kings part of the contract was he has to also come. And nobody fucked with Wayne because there was a bruiser

that could barely fucking skate that was on the sidelines that was ready to come in and take your fucking top of it. You need that man? Think about when Larry Burr got that hard foul and then fucking Robert Parrish came down and just started wailing on Bill Lambere

They threw hands on them. Actual blows. Not a foul. That's interesting. Yes. I never thought about that hard foul of Robert Parrish, like gave him a two piece. I never thought about Robert Parrish,

who is the center for the Celtics being like the enforcer for the team. The fucking loophily he was. Greg, what did you say? Sorry? Okay. Greg Kite was an enforcer, but Robert Parrish was an enforcer too. This guy wants to get us canceled on our first episode of fucking brilliant idiots. I mean, he could say it.

I mean, can he say it. Chinese, bro. That's kind of crazy. This fucking Chinese guy can't say that work. That's kind of crazy. You already pledged your allegiance. That's right. Listen, you got to have an enforcer, but I actually don't think there's enough enforcers in the league right now.

I think you got Dremont Green. P.J. Tucker is an enforcer. I can't think of too many enforcers. Who else is an enforcer in the league right now, you know? I think Memphis has like a team with some people who are tougher. Big boys, but not enforcers. Yeah, you're talking about. somebody who's going to lay you out if you come.

Yes, man. Going to give you that hard. I mean, nowadays, you can't do much but this. Like, what happens here? Charles Oakley type. The Knicks had Charles Oakley. The Knicks had a bunch of enforcers. I don't know why they never won the championship.

They had enough enforcers but not enough finesse. Yeah, you know what I mean? Anthony Mason, God bless the dead. Charles Oakley, you know? But that's what New York Knicks fans love. We love fighters. If you're nice at fighting, bro, you got this city's heart. The last generation of real enforcers.

I think was the Stephen Jackson, Matt Barnes area. That's why that's why All of Smoke is such a fitting name for their podcast. Because that's how they played the game. That's how they played the game. They didn't back down from no fucking body. They wanted it with everybody. They weren't afraid of you. If you was against them, you was against them.

Period. I wonder if that gives the other players in the team confidence knowing that, like, if the other team tries to bully you, there's a person on your team that's going to step up and handle that action. Because you don't want something like Steph handling that. You need someone else on the team handling that. Nobody scared us, deaf. Who did the Bulls have? The Bulls had Bill Cartwright.

The Bulls had Gordon, Grant, Rodman. Dennis would be out there disturbing shit. But also low-key. Mike. Oh, by the way. Mike was not afraid of getting busy. You know who else the Bulls had? Before all of them, we don't count it

because it wasn't a championship run. They had Charles Oakley. Oh, you're right. Charles Oakley was Michael Jordan's bodyguard. Like, for real, for real. Oh, you're right. And if you ever read Charles Oakley's book called The Last Enforcer, that's what he was there for. Keep people off Mike's ass.

You're a hundred percent right, man. And then he goes, and I guess who takes over after that? Yeah, my name Craig Healy, Neely. Craig? I don't remember Craig Neely. Neely. And he was just tough. Just to beat people up.

I don't remember Craig Neely. But that's the thing. That's the thing I remember Horace Grant. Horace Graham was in Forcer. Yeah, he was. How you enforced it got bifled. You know what you're going? a force, bro. A spelling bee.

There's no force. Horace might have been tough, but he ain't looked tough, right? He didn't act tough either. Like, he wasn't, like, he didn't act tough for that era. He was tough, but he didn't act tough. Like, I'm talking about, you straight up dogs on the call. Yeah, I think Mike might have been the enforcer, like,

Mike would get busy. Mike didn't back down. Yeah, Mike was not afraid of anybody. And Michael should, it comes a point in time where you got to stop disrespecting Michael Jordan. and comparing him to LeBron James. Let LeBron be LeBron, okay? But I will say this until today I am no longer here.

Yep. The closest person to Michael Jordan was Kobe Jelly Bean Bryant. I don't care what y'all say. I hate when people say things Stephen A. Smith uses the argument where he says he can't give it to Kobe because Kobe imitated Michael. Do you know how good you got to be to imitate the greatest of all time? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how good you got to be for people even to say you got close?

That man won five out of seven championships. He's five and two in NBA finals, yo. The second greatest player I have ever seen is Kobe Bryant. Now, I got a top five. My top five is Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan. What? Not that order. They're not an order.

Oh, not an order. But Magic Johnson, Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan. And then if I'm being objective, I'll put LeBron in there. But for me, my five is Alan Navitton and Shaquil O'Neill. It's just hard to rank AI because AI didn't win any championships. Yeah, but the way that he affected the game. Come on, man. I wonder if we should have a different list, which is not like the greatest in terms of winning,

but the greatest in terms of changing the game and affecting the game. Oh, that's easy. Okay, so easy call on that. Magic Johnson. Now, I wasn't really alive for Magic's impact on the game. Like, I know AIDS Magic. I don't really know like magic, magic. I mean that sincerely.

Like, I knew him as like a guy who had or HIV or sorry, sorry. But like I knew him at that part of his career. And at that part of his career, he wasn't as like majestic as the videos you see where he's like running down fast breaks and doing these no look passes. Like we saw him like kind of backing guys down and I don't know. It just didn't look as great. I was born in 1978. I don't remember everything vividly. Like, you know, I remember probably what you're saying.

I also don't remember Bird, really, to be honest with you. Like, I don't love him, but. I remember Bird's in because he was retiring. I remember Magic's first two or three years before they played the Bulls in the championship. You know what I'm saying? Yep. I remember that. I remember those games.

I mean, the thing with Magic, and it seems crazy to say it now, is at his size, 6'9. That's right. You just never saw anything like that. They put you down low. You weren't allowed to touch the ball. You weren't allowed to dribble on the crew. That's right. He's individually.

Revolution out of the point. It's everything. Okay, so this is, okay, so this is really cool. So again, in context, what we're talking about is how people change the game of basketball and the culture around basketball, not necessarily how many championships they won. So you guys are saying magic, when he came in, he basically made it okay for taller guys. To play point. To play point and the elite passers.

Absolutely. So he changed the game in that regard. I only know. I've only seen four. For what? That changed the game of basketball. In my lifetime. I can only speak for my lifetime.

Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, Steph Curry, and Shaquille O'Neill. Okay, so for me, okay, this is, Shaquille,

I think Shaq is one of the greatest players of all time. I think he's undeniably top five. But in terms of change the way people play the game, I don't put him there because only Shaq could play in that way and nobody else can play that way because he was just such a physical presence.

He kind of is like the new generation of the big guys we see now. He wasn't, he wasn't, he was skilled. Nowhere near skilled is the big guys you see now. But when you're 7 foot 3, 320 and you can get a rebound and then dribble the length of the court. Yeah, I guess he didn't dunking on the other end.

You know, and he was a great passer. Oh, no, he was unbelievably talented. It's just he was a physical anomaly. I never seen anything like that in my life, yeah. And I think a lot of times for the guys who change the game of basketball, they aren't necessarily the physical anomalies, right? They play the game in a way that you want to play,

and none of us can do what Shaq does because we're not 7-1, 320 pounds. If the game hadn't moved out of the paint and gotten more on the perimeter, there'd be a lot of people playing like Shaq. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't think we got to see the next generation of Shaquil's because of the way the game changed.

I was talking to a comedian. She also has a podcast. It was Erica Sparrow, right? And she played hoops, I think, in college. but she was talking about the female game because I was like yo I think Steph Curry made the WMBA watchable and she goes what do you mean

I go the way that that NCAA what was that white girl Caitlin Clark maybe the way that Kate and Clark was playing was a very digestible form of basketball usually the game of basketball was played at the rim right you have guys jumping dunking going crazy but now this girl out of nowhere

is playing like Steph and it was still digestible it got some crazy rating 7 million people watched a woman's basketball game, whatever, they still lost. Regardless, I was like, if women are playing behind the three-point line and hoisting up and shooting, I think guys will start to watch it in the same way where, like, guys will watch tennis, where it's like the game is reflective of the men's game, but there's just longer volleys and you can still watch it. If we're playing the game at the rim, you just can't watch men's basketball and women's basketball and expect the same thing.

They just can't do it. But she had an interesting point. She's like, she goes, the women's basketball will always be played at the rim because when you're a big woman, if you're a girl who's 6-6, there's so few 6-6 women out there that if there is one in the game, she absolutely dominates. It's almost like Shaq.

Like Angel Reese. And who won the game? Who won the game? The Leah Boston. Yeah. So it's like, so she's like until there's enough height to combat what happens in the post,

the game really won't move outside of it. But when it does, I'll watch these girls throw up threes like that little Caitlin Clark girl there. Let the record. show. I told y'all before the woman's final four to watch the goddamn woman's final four. Those women were fucking bawling, man. The LSU Tigers. And I just been in the women's basketball a lot over the past few years because of what's been happening in the South Carolina.

You know what I'm saying? So like watching Don Staley and Asia Wilson and that's my wife's alma mater. That's what got me in the woman's basketball. I've been watching these girls, man. I told you all specifically watch Caitlin Clark. Yeah. These girls be bawling. It's just a very digestible form of basketball. It's super similar to the male form that we really like. And they're scoring points. You got a girl scoring 100 points a game. Exactly. But we don't need to see like, you know,

layups. That's boring. And they be dunking. They don't even need to do that. They just need to launch from half of court. There's a girl in South Carolina can't remember her name right now. She dunked. She dunked like twice in a game. Yeah. Well, what the how the fuck did we get here?

Oh, people who changed the game. Okay. Oh, yeah. So, Alan Iverson I'm not saying he's the first person to go to the basket. I'm not saying the first person to be nice with crossings. Oh, you're right. But the way that he played the game made everybody at least when I was growing up in New York. It was like the game is played at the rim. You get to the rim.

You go up against anybody. You throw your shoulder in their fucking chest. You hang there. You try to lay it. No, you're right. Because AI breed, the Dwayne Wade, the Derek Roses, the Russell Westbrooks. That's AI. Kyrie is a, what is the term you always use?

A.A.A.A. Yeah. off of AI's back or whatever. Huh? You know what I mean? What are you always? A Gremlin that got wet. Yes, if AI was a gremlin who got wet, Kyrie would pop off.

Exactly. Yes, yes, yes. So in terms of like literally changing the way that people played the game, Steph, in terms of everybody just started shooting threes after step. Everybody. Like big guys, small guys, everybody.

Michael Jordan, just in terms of sheer athleticism, physicality and like playing the game at the rim as well. I give an honorable mention. Go. Tim Hardaway, Jr. Pre-injury.

Oh, that little killer crossover? First person who really did a cross. That killer crossover. Yeah. Parts of the game now was crosses. I'm not going to lie. He definitely was there. You know who else I would say?

I know this is wild maybe, but literally I saw the way that people looked at the game change. Jason White Chocolate Williams. The way that he made passing cool. Like I saw back in the day, it was like it's one-on-one, move out the way. I'm crossing over. I'm getting to the cup. I'm talking shit. And when he started making passing it behind the back passes and no look passes,

cool. I saw at the park. Like we were playing. I saw people starting to do that and like incorporate it in their game. Well, see, I look at it the other way. Okay. I thought Jason was a person who kind of took the N1 mixtape record park game and did it professional.

I feel like he got that from them. You know what I mean? Oh, listen, listen. there's plenty of people that have done it before him. But I'm talking just like there's plenty of people who have done crossovers made before Tim Hardaway. But doing it at the highest level is going to be what is influential.

Oh, absolutely. You know, and like, that's why I think a lot of old AN1 players when they came into the league, they weren't able to do that. They would be called it at the highest level. The refs would call it on him all the time. Or yeah, they just like,

they were skipped to my loo, was who he played for the heat or whatever like that. They'd call traveling every time. The only reason I think they didn't do it for Jason because he's white. I like to throw racism I'm sorry, guys anyway, in terms of

in terms of influence in the game, I'm trying to think who else, who else, who else? I mean, I didn't even think of Jason Williams.

I'm not mad at that. He could also give Dr. Jay an honorable mention because dunking really wasn't part of the game. Yeah, 100%. Him and David Thompson were the first team. And he dunks like a WMBA player now

in hindsight. I mean, in hindsight, and go look at, some old Dr. Jay does now. Look at the ABA clips, though. Not the Sixers. Look at the ABA. I'm trying to think who else.

Dominique, same thing. See, it's hard to give it up to the human, and I love Dominique, but it's hard because Michael Jordan was in the league. You know what I mean? Well, here's the other thing you got to think about in terms of change in the game, right? Is like you have, you have a guy,

it's like the way that you play has to affect the way other people play. And like, I got like Tim Duncan, who is incredibly successful, undeniably amazing, Everybody was one of his team. You would not want to play the game like him. Oh, no, Dr. Jay, Duncan, the Funker. Dr. Jay was that dude, bro.

I think you could honorable mention is Dennis Rodman. So for the players who weren't as offensively skilled, that was the role that you could be, yo, I'm the hustler. That rebounds and defense. I hope I can give him that. Bro, there were so many players like, you'll just pick him up because you'd be like,

oh, he's locked down defense, he's rebound, he's hustle, and then you get to just both. came from a team that was all about that, the Pistons. Like the Pistons had about five of those type of guys. John Sally, Bill Lambier. Dennis made it cool where it's like, we knew he couldn't score,

but he's still starting five and we putting them out there just because his hustle made up for it. But, dude, I'm saying the Pistons had a bunch of those. I think Dennis learned that playing in Detroit. I mean, he was an energizer bunny in Detroit, too. Don't get me wrong, but he comes from a long line of those type of people because of the Pistons. I love Rodman, though.

I don't see anybody. I'm not mad at the Rodman thing. Who's the closest thing to Robin in the league now? Draymond. Draymond, right? Yeah. I would say Draymond. All right.

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I know, but I don't know when this is coming out with you at Thursday. But as of Monday, we are officially sold out. You know what I mean? Complete sellout. So thank you. You know, you're going to see some of your favorite. podcast live on that stage, the 85 South Show, horrible decisions, reasonably shady with Robin Dixon and Jacelle Bryant, the Big Facts podcast with Big Bank, Baby Jade and DJ

scream, checking in with Michelle Williams. Actually, reasonably shady and checking you with Michelle Williams, they're going to be doing their podcast together. So essentially, they'll be each other's guests on each other's podcast, so they'll be doing that together. the We Talk Back podcast. They got their special guest, Portia Williams. Did I miss anybody, Taylor? I think that's everybody, right? Yeah, I think that's everybody.

We got the business and podcasting panel with Alex Media and Weezy and my good sister, Dolly Bishop. And I always forget who else is on that panel, but that is going to be highly educational. We got the woman in podcasting panel. Teslin Figaro was on that. I believe Tamika Mallory, I forget who else, is on that panel. I need to do better. And we got the Black Effect Marketplace, you know, so all the merchandise from all the different podcasts, Black Effect merchandise.

We're going to have the Black Effect Mitchell and Ness Hatch for sale for the first time. So we'll see you Saturday, man, in Atlanta, man. Louis V. Providing the soundtrack. Just thank you to everybody who went and bought tickets, man. Are you excited? I am very excited. I am very excited because you always see podcast festivals, but you don't necessarily see them for Black Podcasts. You know, and Black Effect is the biggest black podcast network.

That is a statistical fact. You can look it up for yourself. And so for us to just be doing our first festival and to sell it out, yeah, yeah. Because we tried to do it last year. And I was, I got ahead of myself. You know, it's one of those times where you should have listened to your team. Your team was like, I don't think now was the time, you know, not that. I'm like, no, I'll do it myself.

You know, that's also a problem when you have your own money, right? because you'll do it yourself and they're like okay okay okay we'll do it and then you know but you try to do it and the things you want to do you're making concessions

even though you're gutting your instinct already told you no you're gutting instinct already said you should do it down south you should do it in Georgia you should do it in the Carolinas don't do it in New York why? I just feel like

too much competition up here I don't know if it's too much competition I don't know if New York is a a market for a podcast festival. You can get an individual podcast show off. Right? We've done sold-out shows in New York. I've seen a horrible decision

to do sold-out shows in New York. I don't know if you can get a festival off in New York. And you've got to think about the shows that sell out in New York a lot of times. I agree with you completely on festival. Are shows that are kind of New York-centric a little bit. Even though 85 South Shore,

I believe they sold out here before. I just don't know if you can get a whole... I'm not saying you can't. I'm just saying at the time we were trying to do it, it just wasn't a good time. It was the fourth quarter. You know, it was right before holiday season. You know, this is, this is to me a first quarter summertime event. And we knew that.

I knew that back then. I think it's very hard to create festivals in a Coachella Lollapalooza Rolling Loud World. No, no, no. I mean, like, in a city like New York or Los Angeles that doesn't have one heartbeat. I think a festival operates the best in a city that has one singular heartbeat. Explain. So like a smaller city

that has a more unified culture that like everybody is kind of collective and what's going on. You know how like cities that are built around college football? Those cities are great because there's nothing really going on outside of college football

so the whole city gets... Atlanta got a lot going on. Atlanta's very interesting to me. Like Little Wayne's performance out of it. No, no, I'm impressed that this one. works in Atlanta. But like when the whole city can get around something and behind something and it kind of takes over the identity of the city, that's where it's the best city for a festival.

Now, New York, there is no event outside of like the Knicks in the championship that would make the whole city get behind it. Even baseball, there's a lot of motherfuckers. I don't go fuck about baseball. They do festivals here, all right? But they don't work. No, they have. Like, they do big jet rolling loud. But it's never like the whole city is like, yo, it's rolling loud time. It's not like Coachella. It's not like,

NBA All-Star Weekend couldn't even take over the city. We're like, oh, it's All-Star Weekend? We weren't even aware of it. Like, I'm telling you, the only thing that can make the entire city shut down. Yeah. The only thing is if the Knicks are in the championship. Yeah, not even, no, you're right

because not even the Giants. Because they got the Jets. And they play in the Yankees. The Yankees got the Mennkees. I get what you're saying. So it's like, so for the city to be completely consumed by that one thing, I think you need a specific

place. It's great that Atlanta was able to get behind it, support it, and... And I thought it was good to do in the South because as much as people like to call it the South where I'm from, born and raised, South Carolina, as much as they like to call it the Chilin Circuit, the reality is the South is the heart and soul

of Black America. I mean, 60% of all black people in America are in the South. Especially Atlanta. You know what I mean? Like, Atlanta's such a unique place. Yeah. I don't know. Like, I all I wonder about that. I was talking to a comedian about this, who's from Atlanta originally, Amina.

And I was asking her, I was like, like, when you were growing up, what was it like seeing kind of, it's not just, it's not like black excellence, because I think if you grow up in America, wherever you're familiar with black excellence because we're familiar with the people that are at the top.

But it's like black. Everything. Everything. Black mediocrity almost. Yeah, it's like black. Everything's black. Yeah. It's like being in Africa.

Your accountant's black. Your accountant's black. Your doctor's black. Your lawyer's black. Yes, absolutely. The politician. Yeah. It's just not like a, like where you go to a lot of places and they have to like, they have to, they almost use it as a part of marketing where it's like support black business.

It's like support black business. Support your local black florist. But I feel like in Atlanta, it's like, well, yeah, everybody is black here. So you don't need to say support the black business. Killam Mike has spoken a lot about that. And what does he say? I don't remember, but I just know that he has given him the worldview that he has. Well, I just wonder if, like, you're black and you're raising kids, what an advantage that must be for those kids.

And I wonder if you take that into consideration when you think about having your family, it's like, so I want my kids to grow up in a place where we're seeing black people in all positions of society is completely normal, like what that does for your psyche. I think it's really important. Absolutely. I think, like, especially in Atlanta, you see a lot of black entrepreneurs, because, you're not. because you grow up in an environment that they're already a lot of black entrepreneurs. So it's like, God, you're inspired to do it. Yeah.

Hey, speaking to Killer Mike, let me tell you all something, man. Y'all know, I've told y'all a million times, Killer Mike is in my top five. My personal top five rappers, Killer Mike is in it. Killer Mike new album, man. It's called Michael.

Great. Man, he's good. I don't want to put too much sauce on it. I'm just going to tell you, because, you know, y'all are hating on something just because I like it. You know, how y'all are. You know it for that?

Killer Mike's album. Crazy. Absolutely crazy. Wait till you'll hear it. Wait till you hear it. Pete Davidson says he doesn't understand the hype about his rumored penis size. Oh. It's not too big and not too small.

Do we have the clip, Taylor gang? Let me hit a clip, you little midget. Bro, she's not too big. She's not too small. Let's hear what Pete had to say Can't hear anything Taylor, gang It did start, it's starting, his lips are moving You want everybody to be Asian this episode, Joe

You want his lips to be moving Go ahead, press play You're not on the old Chinese movies To look at the stuff. Hello. Go back to the beginning, Taylor? What did I? I didn't want it to be like,

because it is a show about, I guess, me, so I didn't want it to be like, deep dang it's in the first minute, did I? What were the other names y'all talked around? Oh, shit. Okay. Nothing sitting around your penis. Asked about his dick in the first minute?

You're surprised about that? You can't keep anything in your head. I'm surprised it took that look. Like, you had to get it out so you could have a normal interview. Otherwise, every other question you just would be thinking about dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. How big is your dick, dick, dick, dick? What, nah, this shit, bro. Right?

So, like, you what you do. You do is you purge whatever's making you anxious, and then you can be a normal person. But, listen, Peter's our guy, right? That's my friend. We've been knowing Pete for, I don't know if he was 16, right? He started with us that guy code. Yeah.

So I know that people have questions about his penis. Oh, that's why you think you did it? And I see, no, and I saw the trailer, the trailer to Buck Kiss, which is a show that comes out, I think, on May 16th. It's a lot of penis jokes in there. Yo, John Stewart got a funny line. Hilarious. Hey, it's my honey.

What is he? He goes, he goes. Hey, I got a hot date tonight. Can I borrow your cop? No, no. He goes, hey, it's my anniversary. Can I borrow your dick? I buy your dick.

You know what I'm saying? So it's a couple of dick jokes in there. It's already new that. So it's like, but you're right. I had to get it out of. It's just to make you feel comfortable. I got to get it to hell. It's going to feel comfortable.

Always come with the one that everybody wants to talk about. Then let's get to everything. I don't think it's for them. I genuinely think it's for you. I don't think you can operate in a space when you're thinking about something. You like have OCD. You know people with OCD, they need to organize everything and move it. Your OCD is if you have a thought in your head.

You have to. You have to. Everything else would be like, no, no, we're not moving until you get that one. And once I get that one, it's all good. But did you get it out? Let's watch. Oh, let's play the dick. Nothing's sitting around your penis since everybody always wants you feet.

I don't understand. It's really not that special. It's a very normal size penis. It's like, you know, not too big or too small. It's just like, you know, I don't understand that. It's like baby birth forage? Yeah, it's just like big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt. Okay.

Is what I was told? Is there anything better to have said about you as a man? Oh, I think he handled that brilliant. Yeah. Because he still keeps the curiosity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Normal. Yeah, yeah.

A normal size of penis is making women act this way? Taylor's raising our hands. I feel like he has a normal size for, no offense. This is a white man. But I was size for a black. Can I ask you guys a question? I mean this sincerely. I mean this is serious.

Does it bother you that like the best dick in America is white, the best basketball player in America's white? The best dick in America is white. Does it bother you that like white people are taking over everything? Oh, taking over? You hear what I say. They're taking over? Wait, what do you?

thought they already had it, who had control. Talk that shit. Tugged that shit, my boy. Prampin. He has been a regular size for a white man. You don't know nothing about dick, little girl? I'm sorry, you do. My bad.

I'm sorry, you do. My bad. You dare talking about my white brother's dick like that, you know. Disrespecting my white brother's. I don't know, man. 10 inches ain't normal. He said it's 10 inches. Kanye said it's 10 inches.

But Kanye also is dramatic. Kanye also like shit baggy. You know what I mean? Didn't mad women say that? Who's the first woman to say that? Listen, I think we have on good authority. It's not small. What you're trying to do is you're trying to do the haters shit.

It's always internet era, man. But this is all it is. That's what the internet era is. They have to hate. They cannot help. It is something so funny about. A guy that has a big dick. Oh, now you're saying it's big.

You're saying it's regular for black people. I said it is probably regular for black people. Here's the thing. You know what I call you an internet person? An internet girl? Internet human. Okay? You're an internet human because you have no evidence.

You have no data. I'm going off of what people are saying. Bro, so I have... So, you know what it is? Can we say what it is? Can we say what it is? It's like people just need to find a way to hate on successful people.

It's like the poor guy. You can't have a TV show and a big dick. Exactly. Exactly. You can't have a TV show and a movie. Exactly. You can have a big dick. A TV show.

Let him have a big dick. Fuck all the most popular women in the world. They didn't have a TV show. That's all good. Hater? Hey, hey. Hey, come on. Has he dated a black chick yet?

That's what I want to see. I want to see a black woman say, no. He did date a black woman. He dated one of the most famous black women in the world. Kim Kardashian-Cardashian. Yes. Stop playing. The guy.

She's black. Yeah. Kim Kardashian. She's black than you. Stop. Kim not black, yo. You saw the corn rose she created? You made corn rose popping.

She made cornrows popping. You just a cracker lady from Philadelphia. Already born, y'all. Let me just goddamn honky over here, talk about African queen. We can't let these hongies talk about these African queens. You don't even know Armenia is in Africa. You didn't know that. Exactly.

Armenia is in Africa. Exactly. From Armenia, from Africa. He's always going to be a white woman to me. Armenia's in Africa. She's African. She's your African sister, yo. He is.

You're not from Africa. You're from Philadelphia. Crack a lady? You're serious. You're crack a lady from Philadelphia. Talking about that. That guy and that girl. I don't know, man.

I'm not going to lie. Certain things in life, you know, you don't long for it, but she's like, man, that's cool. You know what I'm saying? It'd be cool if people just walk around talking about how big your dick was. to have big me? I mean, not to have it,

but just to even have the reputation. They call him big me. Larry Hoover. I'd be wondering. Yeah. You'd be wondering, like, man, do I was a woman ever talked about me like that? They do talk about you like that.

Really? Nah, I ain't talking about you like that. They didn't talk about you like that. You made me feel like that. It made me feel like Dario. Have it done. You have that old.

Or Terio, he was like, he was like, well, women, you say, we don't like, we don't like really big dick, though. Yo, now you're happy. Big for yourself. Didn't Andrew tell you

five minutes ago, you don't know nothing about big dick? Yeah. A little cracker lady. You get a little cracker lady. You're just a Philadelphia cracker lady. You know what I mean? For real.

Cackerel. I understand. The moment you find a big dick teller, that shit going to talk to you. The poor. No, I've had... You're going to be hired. You can you not...

The poor kids been publicly scrutinized for the last decade. And all he did was date women and... That's right. And for that reason, every day.

Yes, right. That penis would do that to you, man. He probably has a nice size, right? For a white man. God damn. You were from little to a nice size... God damn.

What's a nice size for a white man? I've never heard this before. What, like, my size for a black man would be maybe like... I'm gonna go with like eight inches, but it has to be girth. He probably has girth. That's what it is.

He's probably thick. Okay. I didn't know that. Shut. No, I'm saying. I'm in the game, baby. I'm in the game, baby. I'm seven inches, three, four, eight when it's wrong out with some nice girth.

I'm in the game, baby. Hopefully you don't have a pencil dick, because that's all... No, no, no, no, no, I ain't got no, pencil. You know how big my dick is, yeah? Talk to me. married. That's how big my dick is. I'm married.

That's good, though. You can have a married big meat? I got married dick. Listen, she marries you probably because you got something that she can think about that. I'll be honest. I think my dick is smaller. You got the type of dick she could live with forever. I think my dick is smaller than it was when we first started dating.

Really? I do think. I do think. Sometimes I'd be looking at my dick like, am I eating wrong? Like, what's going on? Really? Yeah, I think I'm doing too much cardio. You got that P.D. Davidson.

What is it? Just a small one. It's a little small. A P.D. Davidson. I don't. Huh? Nah. All right.

We shoot it. Don't put we in that. Don't put we in that. Don't try to break us together. Give me the tail. Yo, what's a big dick? Came in to give somebody some rest. Airball.

Like, what the fuck? You were here for defense? Yeah, Robin. You were here for defense and hustle, bro. We don't need you shooting, my boy. Yo, salute to my guy, Steve Harvey, man. Elevate you. Okay, he sent us a box of this.

He sent me a box of this to the crib too, man. Steve Harvey, man. This is great. Man, listen. I mean, this is great. Let me tell you something about Steve Harvey. But can we say, first of all, what it is? It's like, get your daily vitamins, get your minerals, get everything in the beginning of the day.

This is brilliant. Everybody should be doing this. It is the easiest way to stay healthy, not be sick, feed your body with the nutrients it needs. That's right. And it's dope that a guy like Steve Harvey is investing in. companies like this and building companies like this because he actually cares about people being healthy. But Steve, most of Steve's fortune, contrary to your popular belief, is not family food.

Most of Steve's fortune is through agriculture. Like, like, yes. Really? Yes. You've never gone in the grocery store and seen Steve Harvey eggs? You never seen Steve Harvey baking? Google it. Is this real?

Man, Google it. Y'all don't know Big Steve. Y'all think y'all know Big Steve. I know Unk. That's somebody that I communicate with, you know, pretty often. Actually, I think I've told this story before. I changed the name of my book to Black Privilege because of Steve Harvey because I wanted to name my book, my first book, I don't give a fuck. A self-help guide on how not to give a fuck.

And I was with Steve Harvey down to this ranch because, you know, he does these mentorship programs every year. And we was riding around on, not the four-wheel. It was one of the little, I don't know, like a little golf cart or some shit. And he was, he said, nah, player. That ain't it playing. He said, that ain't it. He said, you got too much to say, man. And these people need to give a fuck.

You know, they need to give a fuck. Well, I was trying to do with Steve Harvey. I'm not Jamie Fox, okay? Okay, I can't do a great Steve Harvey impression. Sorry. Taylor looking up, rings. No, she got, no, no, Taylor got, no, this is even better. Taylor got a targeted ad.

Stop it. Taylor got a targeted ad. Wow, you get one phone call into the radio station. Somebody wanted to hook up with you on OKCupid. and now you're looking up rings. And so they send you targeted ads for a reason. That means what they think. I'm really looking at it.

No, the reason they're saying to you because they think that you're going to need to buy yourself in a room. Damn. Fuck out of it. God, damn. And I'm like to work in the diet joke last year. That diet joke hurt my feeling.

That die joke, yeah. That die joke, yeah. You came in looking slim today. And I have people calling up making fake stories about me on the radio station. What do you think I had? That wasn't fake. That wasn't fake. That wasn't fake.

That wasn't fake. Okay, Cupid. Taylor got an okay cute. Did you, did you, be honest, did you hit the gym this weekend? Are you looking thinner? Because I believe you're looking thinner from my shirt. I've been telling the same. Stop.

I mean this is. She's saying you're wearing all black. I did not. Taylor, I was sitting here. You know I didn't say that. You were looking right at me. You know, I didn't say anything. I said, yo, stop talking to black women like that.

Yo, let me go scroll up. Scroll up. What's here? You got to get it. Steve Harvey takes on the egg and the show. Street. Oh, that's a ghetto-ass engagement ring brand, too. It's spelled an apostrophe gauge. I know they're not sending you to ghetto rings, Taylor. No way. That is crazy, Taylor. You about to get an apostrophe gauge? That's crazy.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The hood rings are coming for you. I got a gauge. I'm a gauge. I got a gauge sale to get marriage material. Yo, you try to spend the rest of your life with me and shit, Shoddy? Like, what's your job? I got to gauge her interest. I got a gauge Taylor's interest if she wants to be married. The longtime comedian is partnered with a food technology company. This is the ill part called 10 AG Tech, hoping to revolutionize the way it's and sold.

Love it. Help connect the consumer, the everyday working person to the farmer that feeds them, hard retells, Fox Business.com. It's to accommodate the public outcry for freshness to their food. people want to know where their food is coming from because you know how they'd be having salmonella outbreaks and shit on the eggs and stuff? And that happens, they got to throw out all the eggs.

So he's got this technology that can mark the eggs, tell you where the eggs, what farm they came from, you know, what date they were hatched, all of that type of shit. So now you don't have to just necessarily throw out all the eggs when it's a salmonella outbreak. You know exactly what...

Ah, you know the batch? Got you. Got you, got you, got you, gotcha, got you. There's like an ID applied to the, eggs. Yeah. I just remember, because this was 2016 when this article came out, and I remember having a conversation about this with him, and

he sold his first batch of eggs, the Walmart. I don't need to put the number out there, but crazy. Just know. Crazy. Just no. Crazy. Just no. Yeah, he's an incredible... Just know he wakes up and does radio because he wants to. That's the thing. Just know he does family fuel because he wants to. Yo, I think we got to start putting Steve Harvey

up there with the goats of industry. Who don't? I don't think that he, I think he's underappreciated. I genuinely mean that. That's one of my blueprints. You maybe. But I think the average person doesn't recognize him for the things he's doing outside of, outside of comedy and outside of like hosting TV shows.

Yeah. Now, I get what you're saying. Yeah. That's one of my blueprints. It's all about that. And I got this from him too. It's all about that horizontal money, babe. It's all about that horizontal money.

That money you make it when you're sleeping. Oh, my bad. I thought that was. prostitution is hard. It is. Yeah, prostitution money is hard. Yeah. They laying down, you laying down on top of them,

giving them that good dick. That's right. That's right. That good PDD. Say again. Taylor, what else we got to Taylor? I saw her thinking and I don't like what she thinks.

I said, why not a vertical? Yo, shit, take that fucking Mike immediately. That's what she's thinking. We do not need it. We do not need Taylor. We do not need Taylor. We're about to destroy the new street.

Taylor, calm down. Taylor, calm fucking down. What else we got Taylor? What's how to show are you? Big. You're seven and a half? What? I hate when people sigh.

Why do people sigh? You know what I hate? I hate when people sit down next to you and sigh. I ain't about to ask you what the fuck is wrong. Leave me the fuck. Don't you hate that? Don't you hate that?

Oh, God. Pull the hands up. I look right at them too like, oh. Yeah. It is hard. Life is hard. Motherfucker, man. Yeah.

Life is hard. You want to go problem for problem? Tell that shit to another stuff. All right? Yo, shout out. Shout out Cameron and Mace's podcast. I haven't seen it yet. Oh, my God.

The clips coming out from this are so goddamn funny, bro. These guys are just having a time of their life doing a pod. First of all, when has Cameron not been top five? Now, we talk about top five. When has he not been top five funniest rap was a lot? Never. Come on. Stop, man.

Never. Stop. There's never been a time in life where Cameron has not been a laugh. Bro, it's just so funny watching it. It's beautiful. Go check it out. It's called, it is, what is it is? It is what it is.

It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is what it is. It is just fantastic. It's hilarious. What did that shit say about Super Mario brothers? Did you watch it yet?

What you mean? I saw Super Mario two weeks ago, bro. I saw it that month. I saw it as well. What are your thoughts? Um, oh, how many ways can I say classic? I just think it's phenomenal. I mean, I enjoyed it.

I don't know who enjoyed it more, me and my kids. I really know it because I respect greatness. And Mario and Luigi are greatness. They have been entertaining us since the fucking 1980. Becats. You know what I mean? Beckets. Like, it warm my heart when the movie came on and their logo is the fucking old-school Nintendo shit, man.

Like, I loved it. I thought it was perfect. And I hope that it goes on to be an amazing franchise, which it will, because if you stayed for the post credit scenes, you saw that goddamn egg hatch. Oh, no. With Yoshi, baby. Yeah, they didn't show Yoshi come out.

You just know it's Yoshi. My little FOIA was like, oh, that's Yoshi. You know what I'm saying? They don't play video games. That's how big Mario is. Mario has transcended video games. I loved it, man. I loved the storyline.

I love the storyline. It was really fun. Very fun, but also very heartwarming. It was heartwarming. We'll never be alone as long as we have each other. Boom. Boom. There's, you know who is absolutely fantastic in it?

Who? Jack Black as Bowser. Oh, that was Bowser? And the reason he was so good as Bowser is because this is a younger movie. Like, we're in there watching it, knowing we're watching a kid's movie. There's nostalgia, but it's great for kids. It's not one of those like Pixar movies where it has an adult plot and a child plot. It didn't.

Charlemagne. Charlemagne the god. I thought it had an amazing adult plot, man. Charlene the God. Two young plumbers. Describe it because you're going to figure out why you describe it. No, two young plumbers from New York City trying to figure life out. Everybody shits on them.

Nobody feels like they have a purpose. That's really what it was about. They weren't opening that plumbing company because they wanted to just make money. They were trying to find their purpose in life. family shitting on them. The other owner of the plumbing company, what was his name? The other dude that they used to work for.

Spike. Shitting on them. Spike. They were looking for purpose. Yo, your video that you did about New York City before your comedy show is literally about purpose. It's about people trying to find that magic within. Yeah.

They had to go within the pipelines of New York City into the sewer, into this other world in order to find themselves. This guy's great. What do you mean? Who can't relate to that? No, I'm not saying it's not relatable. But Zootopia is a metaphor for like race relations. This wasn't really.

Oh, my goodness. I never saw it. I never saw it. I never saw it. I don't even know what that is. Okay. I'm sorry. I thought it was a festival.

Was it? I thought Duke Toby was a festival. I don't know what that is. So, anyway, the point is the, the Mario Brothers movie it was oh yeah what Jack Black did he made Bowser

Bowser's the bad guy but he didn't make him so bad that you don't that you like absolutely hate him and you think he's incredibly evil

he was kind of funny and charming and then he would be mean but at the same time you're like I kind of feel bad for him he's he was almost like a bully

in a teen movie where you're like where you're like it's a shame that this guy is treating these other kids like this but he's been treated

shitty And that's why he does. Like Biff from Back to the Future, kind of. Yeah, maybe, I don't remember as much a story of that. But, like, I don't know, I just thought it was so good. I thought the movie was so good. They actually made it lighter than the video game. Because in the video game, he's a wild boy.

Bother than kidnapped the princess. You know what I'm saying? Mario got to go find her. This is better because he gave you up. Yeah. Huh? He loves her. Bowser?

Bowser loves it. Oh, yeah, yeah, he loves it. And he's still trying, he's trying to pursue her over. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. He's trying to get that box. both went with kids.

Can an adult? Didn't you go with your cousin? My wife is younger than me. She's not a child. I think you said you went with like, yeah. Oh, okay. So it's like as an adult, if I went, I wouldn't look crazy going to a kid's movie?

No. Because this is really your movie. Okay. It ain't their movie. It's your movie. You think you look crazy wearing Jordans? No. To these kids, they might.

They'd be like, who's this old guy with the Jordans on? You know what I'm serious? Like, your kids think, they think that shit is theirs. They're like, yo, they're wearing Jordans for OG. What? Fuck you mean, why am I way in Jordan? You know what I mean?

Alex, we're young, young. Stop it. He really does. He really swaying young. You got like 10 years on. Alex, yes, I do, but you got 20 years on a 15-year-old. So think about that. I know.

Yeah, you do, bro. You're old. You are old. You are old. You are old. You are old. You are old. What's wrong?

You are old. You are old. Respect the age, man. Longevity is great. You're old, bro. I respect your old. And you look like shit. That's just raw hate.

You all, you look like shit. Your home sucks. My dermatologist told me that shit the other day. She was like, man, people would be coming to me talking about, I don't think I really need to see you because I look 26. In dog ears. Women. Man, what are you saying?

You personally or they're saying? No, no, no, other people. People come to her and be like, yo, I look 26. You know what I mean? My dermatiles ghosted me, bro. Really? Yeah. I slid in the DMs again.

Trying to get another appointment. They act like they're not seeing my DMs. What should I do about that? Find another dermatologist. Should I go to Dr. Natasha Sandy? She can do you. Yeah? She does all skin.

Absolutely. But I don't want to be lighter. Absolutely. I'm going to be see-through. She's going to make me. She will make me a ghost from Mario, bro. Just an asshole for no reason. For no reason.

Imagine I start going to touch with him. You're just seeing books behind my head on the podcast. Shout out Dr. Natasha Sandy, bro. She gave a scream. My head disappeared. AI generated drink in the weekend song goes viral. Tried to warn y'all about the dangers of AI last. week. Have you, have y'all changed your mind over the past week?

About a lot? A lot has happened with AI over the past week. I don't think AI is real. Explain. Felt it was a good take. Didn't really think it through. Okay. But I don't think it's real. I don't think it's real. I think did Drake in the weekend put that song out together? Did you see Joe Rogan post, uh, uh, AI generated Joe Rogan episode that sounds just like the real thing? Stop it. It does not sound like Joe. It sounds like Kermit the front.

Shit, Joe posted that shit. Joe said, This is a slippery slope, guys. You didn't say, you know what I'm saying? He said, what do you say? We're in for a slippery ride, guys, or some shit like that. Hell yeah. Listen, that shit sounded real to me, other than the fact that they were saying that they were actually computer generated. You know what else was scary?

The woman in Arizona who got a phone call from her daughter about, oh, that shit is wild. She got a phone call from her daughter and her daughter. Damn, Taylor caught that shit with her fucking mouth. That's cool. Taylor, you all bedded in the fucking sea. Holy shit. That was nice. But yo, the woman in Arizona got a phone call

and it was her daughter, right? So you're saying that... Yelling and screaming. And then a guy got on the phone and was like, yo, send us a million dollars right now. I'm going to motherfucking drug her and have my fucking way with it. Honestly, this is my concern about AI

is that it steals hardworking people's jobs. And like, there are Nigerian scammers that no longer can do what AI does. Oh, they're Flintstones compared to this Jets and shit. Wow. It's not even close. That was a bar. It's not even close.

That was a fire in what you just did right there. Have you done that before? That was really funny. Have you said that before? That's great. I don't know. That is great. Flintstone to this Jets and shit.

Look at that. Arizona mother describes AI phone scam, faking daughters kidnapping. And by the way, this has been happening to a lot of people. Like ever since she told her story, there's been people saying, yo, this shit happened to me in December. This shit happened to me last year. And they be sending the money because they don't fucking know. Call your daughter.

She did. But she happened to be somewhere. Because think about it, when you're in that situation, you don't want to get off the phone. She just happened to be somewhere with a bunch of other mothers. And they saw how distraught she was. So they started making phone calls like calling the husband. Like somebody called her daughter and see where her daughter is. The daughter was like, what are you talking about?

I'm at camp. I'm right here right now. You know what I mean? Oh, how old is the daughter? It's in her teens. She was like in her teens. That's an inside job, bro. someone had to know that the daughter's at camp.

That's the inside job. Maybe. That's like your brother, your sister, your cousins, or somebody that you know is doing that. But they explained how it is they say all they need is three seconds of your voice. And then they can figure it out. They can mimic your voice with inflection and emotion and everything. I don't know if y'all realize this or not.

They've got data on us over the last 30 years. Oh, they can mimic the fuck out of our voice. Everybody. If you've been on TikTok, if you've been on Instagram live, you've been on any of this shit, they got all your data. We're talking about Gucci Man clones. They've been cloning us for the,

last 30 years. All these motherfuckers like they can't get me like that. Have you been on social media for the last 30 years? They got you already. Got that ass. And we don't,

here's the thing. We don't even got to go as deep as world leaders. Somebody calls you right now, shows you like, yo man, I want you to hear this. It's your wife talking to Akash

about hooking up. Yo. Come on, yo. Why you even made me think about that? Why would you even make me think about that? That's funny, everybody. You made me think about it.

You put a fucking thought in my head that didn't need to be in my head ever. Why would you do that, right? I was talking about AI at home. Yeah, but you, in my head, it ain't AI. It's real in my head. He's going to be so bad at Akash later. Man.

So imagine what AI will do. Now, think about how you feel about me just saying that. Imagine you heard the phone call. Why did you do that? It doesn't need to be done. It's one of those things that doesn't need to be done. Okay, imagine you at work. Yeah.

Imagine you at work and somebody, you had a call between two or co-workers talking shit about you. Yeah. So now you run up in your job, ready for smoke. And it's AI. You calling your wife. Like, you fucking around with Akash? It's AI.

But you just didn't. That's what I don't get. I don't understand why you just did it for a second time. And then force me to think about it for the second time. He was trying to get you to understand how bad this shit can be, yo. I know how bad it can be. I know how bad it can be.

What I'm trying to understand is why I'm getting a wrecked thinking about it. That's the thing that's really weird. That's a wild. You're a wild boy, bro. You see? Curry cuckolding is crazy. That is D.

That is crazy, you know. That is fucking crazy. That is crazy. What is the judge? He's on a wrong. He's on a roll. He's on a roll. I got to do with the curry cuckold.

That's nuts, dude. That is fucking nuts. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. What do we have here? Oh, this is a good one. D. Gill 88 says, what's been your biggest loss and how did y'all come back from it? Ooh, I've never had any losses.

Only lessons. I know that sounds cliche for people to say, but there's nothing. That's what you'll realize, the older you get and the longer you live, there never really was a loss. Anything that you think you lost, if you learned from it, you actually gained. You know what I mean? I've never lost anything I was supposed to have, ever. I don't feel like I've ever lost anything I was supposed to have. I've always got, I've always, I've always taken the lesson, you know, out of it.

Like, I can't, I honestly cannot look at my life and say, I've had a big loss, you know? I really have, I'm trying to think. That's a great question. What's the greatest loss? Because I think you have so many times where you take an L. There's so many times where you look foolish. There's so many times where you look stupid. But if you do learn from something from it that propels you to a place that you weren't before,

then that's really a W. It just took you longer to get the W. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's an interesting. I don't know. There's not something that I look back on and I constantly lament. I think that there are things that I wish I did differently, but I learned a lot from those things. So it's hard. I think that's the thing about having perspective. It's like if you were able to switch your perspective, it's easy to focus on these negative things that happen in your life. But like, if you're able to switch your perspective and go, oh, wow, I learned that from that moment I have to be more prepared for this future or I have to understand myself better or yada, yada, yada. So it's not to say that I haven't taken fucking tons of L's in my life, like hundreds, thousands, but there's not a specific situation where I'm

constantly thinking about it. I wishing I did different because I feel like it's got me a little better place. I think, I think, you know, it's interesting when we throw that word L around because L is, is, like the beginning of all of these things that we would use to talk about these mistakes. Life, right? Loss. Lessons.

You know what I'm saying? Like, those are L's. Like, life is literally begins with L for a reason. It's just one big L. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just one big learning lesson. Like, anything that I would consider a loss, I promise you, I'll learn from it.

Here's a, a surface level loss. Completely service level, nonsense bullshit. Went out to a nice restaurant the other night with my wife. It was our first night out drinking for a while. And we had this fucking great time. And we saw that they were showing like the fancy steaks to some tables where they would like. Oh, you know, that money bag, your restaurant. No, not that one.

But basically they come out, they show the steak uncooked. and you show all the marbling in the steak and there's like a few different options that looks beautiful and so we asked the waiter like oh what's up with those stakes and they came by and there was these different stakes

and there was a $600 porter house no fuck that and I was like I don't know if we really need to do it and my wife is like yeah that's way too expensive does not do it

and then the guy was like this is the Queen Elizabeth of steaks it's the best steak there's why would you want to eat Queen Elizabeth? That's ripe right now there's aged There's age for, really.

And basically, basically we go, you know what, fuck it. This is our first night out in a while. Let's just go do it. And we order the steak, and I'm not shitting you. It's one of the better restaurants in the city. It was trash. It was so bad, right? This is, again, surface level L.

And here I was in this moment where I was just like, oh, let's try the nicest thing, thinking it's going to be so much better than everything else. And it just wasn't, right? and but I you know we shipped a perspective and it was like yeah we took this massive loss

on this fucking steak and but we had the best night we had a great night laughing at ourselves being so stupid for doing that and literally the next night the guy who runs the restaurant hit us back like yo I heard

the steak was trash and I just refunded you for the steak so it was a cool thing where it was like instead of just focusing on how like I was just going for the nicest thing and worried about missing out or whatever I was focused on

this great time I had with my wife. And yeah, we got a shitty fucking steak, but we had a great time. And then the next day, the guy hits me back. So like, I can't look at that and I get the money back for the sake. I can't look at that as an L. It was. I was stupid for like going for the fancy thing that isn't worth the price. But I don't know, who knows how the world works. The manager at a restaurant was thinking about that L he would take if you went on flagrant our goddamn brilliant idiots and told everybody how trashed that steak was. But the fact that he gave us a money back, that's why y'all would ever know the restaurant.

How did he know that the steak was bad? You know, Andrew told the waiter. You really? Because they ask you, at those strange restaurants, they ask you how'd you enjoy the food? Yeah. Come on. You have always say, oh, it's good, even when it's not.

When you pay more money than you're comfortable for something, you expect way more. And when it doesn't live up to that expectation, at least me, I'm very vocal about that shit. Like, if I'm at a diner and, like, the eggs aren't cooked like I ask, I love diners. I know that they don't give a fuck about the eggs. I don't give a fuck about the eggs.

I'm paying $5 for eggs. It is what it is. It's this beautiful thing and we love it. When you go to the fancy shit that's charged $600 for a piece of a cow. Come on man. And this shit isn't $600? You got to let them know. By the way, $600 is a down payment on a cow.

Cows on average. That's true. It costs between like $2 and $5 grand for a good cow. So that's like a down. You could have bought a cow, bro. Could have bought a cow. What the fuck? Yeah.

Jaten 3,800 says if you were suddenly arrested for no reason, what were your friends and family think you did? Hmm. My friends and family would have no idea. Like, what the fuck happened? Shit, I can't think of nothing I get arrested for at this point. Oh, I know for 100, 100%. 100%.

I know what you get arrested for. What? What? Driver suspended license? No. What? Penis. What? What?

What did you say, Taylor? I'll be honest to you. That was wild. Tella, what the fuck did you just say? Why did you say penis? That's great. Whoa. No, put that lip to you.

Put that goddamn microphone in your mouth right now. I need the world to hear what you just said to me. Why would you ever disrespect me in that way? Teller, what did you just say? I need the world to hear what you just said. What do you think I would get arrested for? Something with penis. What the fuck?

What do I look at me? Because you were trying to treat by Pete. And you know how he was just like, you just got to get it out. Like. You all know what she said? I think she's saying you like dicks, man. And I think she's saying you like him so much that you tried to rob one or steal one or something like that.

Pay for one. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? You know, paying is not illegal. You did something illegal. I mean, if it's a prostitute. That's a good ass you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, I know.

And I think you would get arrested for immediately. You're going to say penis? No, I'm not. I promise you. I promise you. What? I'm just kidding, penis. A big old pee.

Do you ever do that? Oh, man. Do you ever, like, just hug Pete's penis thinking it's a tree to calm yourself? You know, being a D hugger to calm yourself is crazy. Oh, man. Oh, love Azar says how long is Schultz keeping that haircut? Oh. Oh, now I'm keeping it, bro.

Now I'm keeping it. I think I'm rocking with it now. Done. Locked in. Okay. Abel Kasha This is a good No I want to go to that

I like this one We can do another one after this one But I like this one Scroll up a little bit more Abel Kasha says How can you improve yourself Self-esteem Without looking for validation from others

Excellent question How can you improve your self-esteem Without looking for validation from others Don't seek the validation of others That's why it's called self-esteem I think what she's saying is there or he's saying, is that he feels better when he's validated by others.

So he thinks that that's self-esteem, but in reality, that's- You'll never be happy. Yeah, you gotta look, yeah, yeah. If your validation comes from other people, you will never, ever be happy because there's nobody who knows you better than you. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? You know all your deepest, darkest secrets, you know who you are truly, and nobody else does. So how can you expect anyone else to fuck with you, that you fuck with you, El Bacasa. You know what I'm saying? You have to be your biggest cheerleader.

You have to look in the mirror and say to yourself, I am him. Yeah, and you also got to, like, set standards for what makes somebody great that aren't necessarily societal standards. That's right. We might look up to these people who are in, like, movies or TV shows,

but they might be pieces of shit to their family. That's right. And, like, I don't know, I wouldn't consider that great. You know, someone who takes care of their family, I consider a way greater man than someone someone who's just in a movie. 100%. So, like, what are your standards

for being a great person? and if you live up to those standards, then you'll have high self-esteem. Greatness, success, all that shit is subjective, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, I know some very happy garbage men. Take care of their family. That's right.

Side bitches galore. Got benefits. Benefits also. Really enjoy picking up the trash. I'm not even joking when I say this. Like, I know some really good, I'm talking about literally, I know some really happy people who do,

who are garbage men fully. They are extremely happy. Yeah, happiness is not necessarily. a function of your job. If you love what you do, it's a function of your job. But just because you make money at what you do, doesn't mean it's going to make you happy. How many people make money at their job and hate that shit?

They're not walking to work like the way that we do. At all. Not even a little bit. So, yeah, self-esteem is called self-esteem for a reason. It starts with self. What's the one you wanted us to see, Taylor? Oh, this is a good, now this is a fantastic question. Alaskin Anthony said,

why is Leonard's style so plain? Leonard is me. My style is plain because I don't care about that type of shit. You know, it's so funny, man. I can't believe that we're at a point where older people. I understand when kids feel that way, but when you have older people that are over 40 who still equate what you're wearing

to how much money a person has, that's insane. That's insane. And, you know, since I was a young, young, lad, my dad would be driving around Moss Corner and he'd be pointing at certain people and he'd be like, you see that person right there? That's the richest man in Moss Corner. And this person wouldn't have on no design and nothing. This person would have on a plain t-shirt and some jeans, but he would own half of the town. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like for me, I don't care. I genuinely don't care about shit like that. If I didn't have a stylist named Ty Turner

who would make me dress up for certain shit, I'd be wearing that. I'd be wearing that. I'd be wearing the t-shirt and jeans every goddamn way. You know what I mean? An occasional suit every now because that shit doesn't mean nothing to me. Do you care about that type of shit? What about dressing?

Yeah. I like fashion as like expression. Yeah. I mean, my wife dressed me to be completely honestly. But like, I admire people who dress well. I think it's a really cool thing. No, I admire people who dress well for no reason. Those are the people who you know dress well.

And the people who dress well for no reason and they don't have on no like super expensive shit. They just know how to put that shit together. Yeah, I don't think it looks cool when you just have everything on your body. Like, do you or this or Gucci? That's right. Like, I think that's whack. But, like, an old Italian dude that just knows how to dress well or like some old French dude you're just looking at you're just like, oh, wow, you're just like, oh, wow, you're just, like, Nala be putting that shit on.

Yeah. You know what I was great a day. Nile would be putting that shit on and she don't, she just, Nile will go through the thrift store. Yeah. I had another home girl like that, Paul, Sluut the Poe, Paul Johnson, Paul, Paul will be putting that shit on. Just, she knows how to put that shit together. I don't make sure you have confidence. That's true because you're going to wear something that, you know, people might not.

Taylor dresses like me, don't listen to her. You guys do wear similar things oftentimes. She does. I like to be comfortable. We know, we know. Dallas O'Brien. What do you want to end with? Dallas O'Brien or producer Omega.

And then how do you need a... Either one. All right. Dallas O'Brien says, how do you know when you've met the one? Did y'all know right when you met your wives? Yes. Yes. Second date, I know. Absolutely.

What makes it? I mean, I don't know. I just knew. I knew when we were kids. I literally knew when we were kids. That's going to be my wife. You knew you wanted to get married? Yeah.

I knew that I was going to be my wife. Absolutely. 100%. I knew that first time. Was that me? Like, they didn't want to know explanation. Sounds like you want to know that explanation. It doesn't.

Okay, well, no, no, no, okay, I'll say that too. I want to know because people are like, how does that feel? What does that mean? I'm going to tell you, I'm going to be honest with you. Why he's so angry? I'm saying this is somebody who loves you. Why are you so angry right now? What is that mean?

What do you mean you felt it? What did you feel? I'm saying this is somebody who loves you, you know, you my niece. I don't think anybody will ever feel that way towards you. Producer Omega says, Are you serious? What are the last jobs? Safe.

from the AI takeover. I'm like, you try to read. We heard you. No, producer. I didn't even say nothing. Producer Omba says, what are the last jobs safe from the AI takeover? Want to end with that one?

What is the last job safe from the AI takeover? Being Taylor's husband. Greatest podcast, a lie. No doubt. If I told y'all, I was thinking that. And I knew, throw that out of Ali. And I was thinking I did that. I was thinking.

Bang! I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant,

you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots and don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening. Please.

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