The Brilliant Idiots - BIG BRILLIANT
Episode Date: October 22, 2020This week Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schulz discuss, Preparing to propose to your girlfriend, Young Buck being shot at and nobody careing, What to expect at tonights presidential debate, should Je...ffery Toobin be fired for masturbating on a Zoom call, ask an Idiot, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It's so stupid.
It's positively brilliant.
Yep, Shalda Mada guy.
Andrew Shultz.
We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast.
And this week on The Brilliant Idiots, we're back.
We're back.
That's all.
We're back, you know.
It's Wednesday.
We were recording and there's some shit messed up, but we'll get it back.
We're having a conversation.
I'm going to propose to my girl tonight.
Yes, he is.
It's going down.
And, yeah, and it almost didn't go down because we got into a little fight this morning.
And Charlotte was breaking down how, like, basically what happens is when you,
you are going to propose or when you got a nice surprise.
This is why surprises suck.
I know what I got for you.
It's more than a surprise, though.
But this is more than a surprise.
This is a life-changing.
You're hanging your jersey up in the raft.
There's all the ghost of pussy pass are behind you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like you are moving forward with this one person and you are committing to them for
the rest of your life.
That is huge.
That's huge.
And I know that.
Yes.
But she doesn't know that.
And that's not her fault.
Yes.
But she is operating with me as if...
Like, you're regular.
I'm regular.
Listen, I'm about to take...
I'm not regular.
You're regular.
Like, you're about to take this to a whole other level.
You're just not boyfriend no more.
If I ask you to do something this morning, it should get done.
If I want some cereal, make me some cereal.
Can I go get some cereal, bro?
No, I got to go work out.
You got to go work out.
You're going to fuck around and not get proposed.
She asked me to walk the dog this morning.
I'm like, on the day, I'm a proposed to you.
Did you ask me to do that?
What time was it?
It was 7 o'clock in the morning.
Whoa!
Hey, would you walk the dog?
Hell no.
I almost threw the ring right out the window.
Now, now, now, now, um, you better go get that ring with the dog.
You're about to walk.
The only reason I'll walk the dog is because Mephamman says, and all I need, I'm going to walk
these dogs so we can live in a fat-ass crib with thousands of kids.
So I would have took that as a sign.
Like, oh, she wants me to walk the dog this morning.
All right, Mephamer, all right, I'm going to walk the dog.
But if I don't want to walk the dog, I don't want no back talk.
And I have every right to not want no back talk because in my head I know how much money this fucking ring costs.
But she doesn't know.
Yes.
It's a problem.
That's right.
That's right.
It's a problem.
That's right.
How much your ring costs?
It's a decent amount.
You know what I mean?
How much?
How many?
How many?
How many?
Oh, it's a lot of stimulus checks.
Heavily stimulated.
Way too much.
Way too much.
I can't put a target on my girl's back, though.
But when did you buy it?
with a target on her bag.
She's walking around with jewelry like that.
Is it in short?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But when do you buy the ring?
She pissed me off too, what?
When do you buy it?
I've been trying to get it over the last few months because you got to pick out, you know,
you got to go and look at stones and everything like that.
It's a whole big ordeal.
You know, you get the ring.
You know what you're going to do for this person because you love them so much.
But at the same time, you know what it is?
After the ring, I'm going to get the treatment that I wanted the second I bought it.
Does that make sense?
Yes, you show it's your proposal.
to her. In your mind, as a man, you're saying to her, first of all, nobody else has proposed to you.
I'm not saying you're not proposed worthy. I'm just saying nobody else has. So I don't know that for a fact.
You don't know that for a fact. I'm pretty certain of it, but I don't know that for a fact. You should ask.
You should ask. I don't want to know that. Yeah, because if she said no, no, no, no, no, no, because if she said no, no, no, no, no, if she said no, no, no, no, if she said, no, no, no, let me tell you.
Why do I put myself through this every week?
Why do I do this to myself for five years?
Charle made the only person.
Charlotte ain't the only motherfucking person where you go,
you know, yo, I'm a pro-prose to my girl today.
And he'll go, what you think she'll say?
What do you think the outcome of this evening will be?
I'm just saying.
She might have told you to walk the dogs
and she can make a call to her other bay real quick.
Shut up.
Charleman, why are you trying to get?
No, this is great.
Listen, I just, I would like, wouldn't you want to know?
I hate him.
Before you get down on your knee to propose, wouldn't you want to make sure?
I hate them. I know you were with your girl 14 years before you fucking proposed.
I wasn't sure.
But some of us could be certain quicker.
Wait, is today a special day though?
Say what?
Are you doing it?
See, this is the thing, Taylor, and this is the thing, the energy I'm around is Charlotte oozing into you.
It's a special day.
It's special because I'm proposing.
They don't got to be no more special than that.
It's Wednesday.
But the fact that you put that out there makes me feel like I should have picked a better
motherfucking day to do a goddamn proposal.
You're going to ruin it for this girl.
I should have never brought this up in this podcast.
Is now a good time?
I'm doing it close to your birthday.
Listen, is now a good time to bring up today?
Hey, today.
I'm going to walk out on my relationship.
I'm going to walk out on this podcast.
Everything's done.
I'm leaving.
Now, I will say.
Don't start with you.
your handle. No, I'm just saying. The second this happened, if I see this part of your
palm, some horrible shit is coming next. All I'm saying, today is Kim Kardashian's birthday,
as well as Amber Rose. Whenever Charlemagne looks like the white guy that won money off Jordan
in the locker room, whenever Charlemagne got this pose going on, there's some horrible
shit about to come out of his mouth. Remember last podcast, I was like, I missed the old
Charlemagne, I don't.
I don't.
I miss the new one.
Hugging trees,
giving inspirational advice.
I'm not trying to break up
weddings before they fucking happen.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying Amber and Kim have been through
some relationships.
Kim's been married three times.
I feel hot.
Wow.
I feel hot in temperature.
I feel hot in temperature and I don't like it.
I don't like the temperature that I'm feeling right now.
Do you have anything planned?
What's the plan?
I'll really turn it on the AC.
I'll really go for.
What's the plan for the night though?
How are you going to do it?
I'm not going to tell you all.
More?
Come on.
No, the more information I give you
all the worst I feel about it.
So I'm not going to tell you
nothing more.
I might not even do it.
We don't know what's going to happen.
You'll see on Instagram tomorrow.
Just make sure you're down on one knee.
Say again.
Make sure you're down on one knee.
How else is the day to do it?
I thought she's got to get on one knee.
She's getting a gift.
Yo, the ring I got her.
She got to bend down on one knee.
She should fall to her.
That's the thing.
It should hit her so hard.
Then I bounce up.
No, yeah.
When you pull the ring out,
she's like, boom, then I stand up.
You do.
I go.
You do.
You do.
Let me answer this for you.
You do.
Now, our proposal.
Listen, proposals are dope.
I love it.
How'd you do it?
No, I'm glad you asked.
Well.
I hate him.
I hate him.
We were in Anguilla.
beautiful island that I love in the Caribbean.
And I had dinner on the beach.
So I had the, because, you know, we were staying at this resort.
It's the four seasons now.
Back then it was the Viceroy.
And so we had this special dinner on the beach.
So everything was set up, the candles and everything.
And, you know, we were just talking.
And like you said, we've been together for so long.
I think he was together like 14 years up to that point.
We've been together 22 now.
So I'm talking to her and I'm like, you know, talking to her about, you know, marriage.
You know, and I was together.
like, I just want to do it right.
I said, yo, if I was the proposed to you,
I would want to do it here, you know what I'm saying?
On, on like a beautiful island like this,
and we'd be doing something like this sitting down, you know,
having dinner and then, you know.
And then wax came out of nowhere with the ring?
Nah, and then I was like, and then I was like,
I would get up, you know what I mean, like this.
And then I would get down on my knees and she was looking
and then I pulled the ring out and she just burst into tears.
Yo!
So I have a question.
She never got mad you for not proposing earlier?
God damn
Why would you go in a moment like that
That was a beautiful moment
We were feeling good
Oh it hurts now
Oh now it don't feel good
Do it charler
I mean just god damn
We can't even let the
Let the shot go in
No no we can't
Good job Taylor
I don't know why I got his back for a second
Good job Taylor
The most disrespected woman in the world
It's the black woman
Yeah say that
Can you try to say something mad disrespectful right now
Yeah
Yeah, Taylor come in hacking right after I just hit a game winner.
Yeah.
Like, God, damn.
You know, you asked the right question.
She never got upset, Charla, 14 years.
Yeah, I'm sure she was upset.
I mean, like, I'm positive she was upset.
Pissed off every time you bring Van to Anguilla.
She's like, fucking ain't going to happen this year.
Why the homies always got to come?
I guess I'm talking about.
I proposed the first time we ever went to Angola.
Oh.
I wasn't sure if I was going to ever make it back.
I didn't know.
Wait, why wouldn't you make that?
I mean, I just didn't know the funds were different back then.
You know what I'm saying?
Ah, yes, yes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I just didn't know.
I was like 2013.
You know what I mean?
That was my first time in Angula.
So I just didn't know.
So I was like, you know what?
If I'm going to do it, let me do it right now.
Mm-hmm.
But, you know, thanks be to God, I've been going back to Anguilla quite frequently.
That's fine.
Ever since.
But no, proposals are dope.
All guys out there you should really think your proposal's through.
It's not, don't be like Martin.
When Martin was like, okay, Gene, I'll marry you.
You know what I mean?
Like you really got to put thought into it and do it right if you really believe she's the one.
Yeah.
If she's not the one, don't even worry about it.
You don't even have to propose.
But a trash proposal could work too.
Like my dad did a trash proposal.
That was the 30s though.
I'm serious.
Well, yeah, no seriously.
What year was?
No, seriously.
That was a long time.
It's my dad.
It's just my great, great-granddad.
It's my dad, sure.
It can't be in the 30.
If they got married in the 30s,
they'd have to wait 40 years before I had that mean.
Oh, so with the 50s.
Charlemagne.
I'm serious.
When was it?
I'm not saying math is your strong suit, Charlemagne.
But it was the 80s, bro.
It was the 80s?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Even then, that's not trash.
But literally he had no ring, nothing.
He was just in a taxi cab there going to Chinese food.
And he was like,
yo you want to get married or whatever maybe we should get married
shout out to new york
that is the most new yorkish than that
yo let's go you're in a fucking taxi
born of your Chinese food
you know the most New York way to propose though
is you take the Tim off before you get down on one knee
so you don't crease it that would be the most
New York way
that's what uh wax is going to do you think so
yo shout to wax heal up wax
I would love that you're in the back seat of a cab like yo let's get married
you know you should marry me
yo you should marry me
She married me.
Yo, what's you doing forever?
Yeah, what you're doing?
Yo, that's fire right there.
That's fire.
Yo, you got to use that tonight, Shultz.
Yo, what's you doing forever?
What's doing forever?
Ooh, I do like that, though.
That's a bar.
You got to use that tonight, Shultz.
I'm back, baby.
I need to hear this proposal set.
I know you got a set, bruh.
Give me the set, man.
I know you got a set.
Hey, babe, turn your phone.
I got something to set.
Yo, that would be dope, too, though.
Yo, what did you think of this new sketch we did?
Turn your phone, I got something to say.
No, no.
Why not?
Use your word.
Yeah, what did I say before?
God, you talked to him like he's six.
Use your words.
Use your words.
Jesus Christ.
Most disrespectful man is the white man being spoken to by a black woman.
That might be true.
Hey, bro.
Did I get something else right?
That might be true.
That might be the most disrespectful man.
I like that, though.
I really do like that.
Would you?
What's you doing forever?
Ooh.
Hold, let me write down to the kid, don't forget.
Let me write you that down so the kid, don't forget.
No, that's rom-com status.
I like that.
So we'll find out what happens next week.
Why she say no, I come here,
dejected like a motherfucker, bro.
Why would you even put that in my head?
You really think that they're going to reject?
Like, usually girls aren't.
You got to be careful with Taylor.
It's the kid, yo.
It's the kid.
You got to be careful with Taylor.
It's the kid.
It's the kid.
That's true.
But you got to be careful with Taylor.
Taylor can dive into hated territory.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
She don't even mean to.
What are you talking about?
She can't help it.
What is the hate?
What am I hating about?
Not being engaged?
Not being engaged right now.
Why would I be proposed to?
Why would I be proposed to?
So you don't want the guy you would have to propose to you?
Maybe one day.
But I don't honestly.
Speak it to the universe.
Honestly.
Yes or no.
Me and him had to talk about it, but I'm not going to discuss it with y'all right now.
What do you say?
I'm not going to discuss it with you.
What do you say?
You're crazy right now.
What are you saying?
No, we just had a conversation about marriage
That's it
He was asking you or you was asking you?
No, we just had a conversation about marriage
And that's all I'm going to leave it to
What was the conversation like,
Yo, we should never get married
No
What's you doing?
What's you doing for the rest of the year?
You're trying to quarantine together, whatever
I heard another lockdowns coming
What's you doing for the rest of the year?
What did you see this week?
That's positively brilliant.
Oh, made you say what a fucking idiot?
Oh, God.
What did I see this week?
Yeah, the Chris Pratt thing
I think was really stupid.
I'm over it. I'm over social media.
You want to break down what it was?
I don't even really fucking know. I saw everybody
saying Chris Pratt was MAGA. Chris Pratt is
a Trump supporter. Number one, who gives
this shit? This is fucking America.
You know what I'm saying? If you want to support
Donald Trump, if you want to vote for Donald Trump, you have
that right as a citizen. It's like I have the right
to support whoever the fuck I want to support.
Whatever. You know what I mean? I'm not judging you.
I'm lying. I am judging you, but I don't give a fuck.
Right? And then
everybody just ran with this
so I'm looking to see what he said
did he put a hat on it like where did they get
this from I saw I got nothing
yeah so I'm still trying to figure out where that even started
yeah I have no clue I thought it started from this
like this magazine did this poll like who's the best Chris
who's on it Chris Evans
Chris Pine Chris Hemsworth and then Chris
Pratt and then they said Chris Pratt was the worst
and they're like why is he the worst and they're like
it's tough competition yeah it's tough competition
I think he might be the best, bro.
I think it's Hemsworth or him?
When you say the best, what are you talking about?
Looks, Dick.
Body.
Body.
Yeah, body.
Plus his body.
No, no.
And honestly, I don't know.
I just think it's like overall best.
But I think like acting, looks.
I don't like any of it.
I like Chris Evans.
I think Chris Evans is the worst, bro.
Really?
Why?
Acting-wise?
He's not funny.
Chris Hemsworth's funny.
That's Thor.
Thor is funny.
Chris Evans was funny in Fantastic Four.
Chris Evans?
Yeah, when he played,
He played the Human Torch.
He was funny.
And the original Fantastic Force.
I thought Michael B. Jordan was a human touch.
Second one.
That was the relaunch of Fantastic Sports.
He's been superheroing in this shit for a minute.
Yeah, yeah.
Chris Evans was the Human Torch.
Yeah, I think Chris Pratt and Chris Hemsworth are top two.
And then the other, I think Chris Evans is actually the worst, low-key.
And I'm not trying to hate.
I just don't think he's that great.
Really?
Yeah.
I would actually go with Chris Evans.
I did an interview with Stephen Colbert for Interview Magazine,
and I did it the week Chris Evans' dick leaked.
Oh, does he have a piece?
Yeah.
Captain America worthy?
Yeah.
America's penis.
Bring it up, Al.
Bring it up.
America's penis.
You know I'm looking at famous dicks, bro.
You know I love looking at famous dick.
They asked me, Stephen.
What?
Colbert asked me, he said, what advice would I give to Chris Evans?
I said, none.
He's getting great reviews.
Yeah.
Chris Evans is all the way to the left.
That's that goddamn guy whose eyes are matching his coat.
That guy's a dream, bro.
Which one?
Which one?
Chris Evans.
He's a dream, bro.
That guy's a dream, bro.
You really love Captain America.
I think that you're like romance, whatever, romance.
Is that the word?
You're romance by the character.
I just think Chris is the best out of all of these chrises.
Nah, bro.
And I think he wears a wig, dog.
I think he got fake hair.
I don't even know this third guy.
You know, his Thor, dog.
The third guy, I don't know who that is.
He's the guy that's in Wonder Woman.
Who the fuck watched Wonder Woman?
I ain't watched that shit.
I thought you would watch it.
I don't like...
I hate DC.
You know I hate DC.
Really?
I hate DC comics.
So please don't think it's...
Because I love Captain Marvel, so don't say that was misogynistic.
I just didn't.
I don't like DC comics.
Yeah.
I didn't watch Captain Marvel.
Amazing.
It was really good.
I mean, I liked it.
Why?
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's all good, bro.
It's all good, dog.
You don't got a minute.
It's all good.
I like the fact that the scrolls was in it, I guess.
I don't know.
Yeah, we don't care about it.
Would you pull it up his penis or not?
You can't find it.
You can't find Captain America's cock.
He's going to porn hub.
They might have.
They might have.
They might have.
Go to you porn or something like that.
And it's not even on there?
Damn.
Yeah, it was out though.
It was out.
But I mean, yeah.
Hard or soft.
Go on Twitter.
Hard or soft.
I didn't see it.
But how the fuck you know if you didn't see it?
Because I saw all of the women that I followed from Instagram to Twitter were commenting on it.
And they were giving him rave reviews.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
allegedly he got a five-star dick.
Five-star dick.
That's what I'm hearing in these streets.
Wow.
Al, you got it?
What's the guy's name?
Chris, what?
Thank you, Taylor.
You could find them that.
I'm going to be honest with you know,
Chris Pratt,
I would rank him third on that Chris list.
Okay, fair.
Because you overhyped Chris Evans a bit,
in my opinion.
I mean,
this other guy's not even a fucking superhero.
Chris Pine is, yeah, he's not.
He's not a superhero.
He's not a superhero.
He's like an assistant or a secretary or something like that.
Yeah.
That being said, it's stupid.
Like, why are we judging people by the worst intentions?
You know, or like, not the worst intentions.
Like, why are we judging people by, like, the worst values of the groups that they're part of?
I miss the days, and I really mean this, I miss the days when people had their politics tucked.
When people had their religion tucked, everything isn't for everybody.
Like, these aren't conversations.
Well, that's literally what he does.
He tucks it.
What you mean?
Man, why are we laughing?
Did I miss something out?
Oh, they saw Chris Evans.
because I was like, he didn't tuck nothing.
Oh, no.
I was talking about Chris Pratt.
Like, he literally doesn't tell anybody about his lifestyle
or what he does.
He literally goes to a church.
And then some people like, well, they have anti-LGBQ views.
And it's like, well, it's church.
They're not going to be like the most rainbow flaggy about homosexuality.
Yeah, all churches are like that.
I mean, I haven't been to church in a while.
If churches are more progressive now, let me know.
But, I mean, most churches, they go based on the Bible,
though.
The Bible is pretty clear.
Man shall not lay with another man.
That's what it says.
It says it's an abomination.
I don't agree with that,
but I just think that...
Yeah.
It looks like a black dick.
How big is the blur?
Nah, no, I don't want to see no lockness monster picture of his dick, bro.
I want to see the full fucking dag.
Mm-hmm.
Where?
Oh, so I thought I got a different video then.
You never fucked the white boy tail?
He only ate me out.
Okay.
The best, though.
He was all right.
No, we the best.
What else happened this week?
Yeah, did Chris frat thing is fucked up,
only because they do that to people all the time
because we live in this like,
I don't even want to call it a game
a telephone no more.
People just don't do research.
Like they did the same thing to Ice Cube.
When Patrina Pearson posted about Ice Cube
or saying Ice Cube was working with the Trump administration
and yada, yada, yada, yada.
Like, that never happened.
Like, none of that ever happened
and nobody went to go to the root of it
and see what exactly Ice Cube said.
What was his connection?
Like, because he came out saying
that he was willing to work with people
who are trying to help black people.
And he's working with the Platinum plan, right?
Well, yeah, he has an Ice Cube sat down with, like, Dr. Claude Anderson and Dr. Boyce
walking is my man Derek.
I can't remember Derek's last name, but Derek got the PhD in economics from the university
in North Carolina.
And he sat down with a lot of different people to come up with this contract for Black America,
you know, and he's been pushing the contract for Black America.
Ice Cube has talked to the Democratic Party.
He's talked to the Republican Party.
The Democratic Party told him, hey, we'll wait until after the election, which makes me
sense because they can't do anything anyway. They're not in no fucking position of power.
Their Trump administration read some of it. And because of what they read in that, they adjusted
some of their platinum plan because of the stuff that was in Ice Cube's contract to Black
America. Fire. I think so. And listen, I think Ice Cube is doing what every American citizen
should do. I don't care if you're Ice Cube, Donnell that delivers packages for Amazon Prime,
Felicia that goddamn souls in lace
French for a living, you have
the right to do what you want with your vote.
You have the right to understand that your vote
is quid pro quo. You have the right to demand things
for your vote. You have the right to ask questions. Now, my question
for anybody who's upset with, you know, Ice Cube
talking to Ice Cube's team talking to the Trump administration,
riddle me this. Let's just say hypothetically
Donald Trump wins on November 3rd. I don't know if he is or not, right?
are we not supposed to engage?
Like everybody's got a plan
if Biden and Harris get in the White House
but what about if Trump's in the White House?
What if your mayor is a Republican Trump supporter?
What if your governor is a Republican Trump supporter?
Are you not supposed to engage?
I don't think we as black people can afford
to sit on the sidelines and just wait for the party
that we love to be in positions of power to demand things.
This isn't tribal.
It shouldn't be.
We're looking at like in sports.
it's not sports.
The other team might win,
but then they become your team.
Whether you like it or not,
they're going to create the laws that are for you.
So you should be part of the process.
Be part of the process.
And by the way,
get the most out of it.
That's it.
Only thing they can do is reject you,
but I'm not mad at you for trying.
I'm not going to be mad at Ice Cube
for trying.
Somebody has to engage.
Like, somebody has to engage.
Now, do you want to make the argument that,
you know, he's a rapper.
Rapper shouldn't be having those discussions.
All right, fine.
Well, how about this?
I just told you that he sat down with people who know what the fuck they're talking about.
You know what I'm saying?
So what I would encourage, you know, guys like Cube to do is when you're on TV and stuff, bring them with you.
Zoom in, Dr. Claude.
You know what I'm saying?
Zoom in.
What's Derek's last name?
Look up Derek from me.
Put Derek economic, he has a PhD in economics from the University of North Carolina.
Got like an afro.
But like, yo, bring them on with you.
Same thing with Didi.
I thought what did he did was dope this week.
You know, I did an interview.
Derek what?
Let me see it.
Look at Derek Neal.
You put
No, put Ph.D.
University of North Carolina economics.
Diddy.
You know, I did an interview with Diddy last week,
and he launched our Black Party,
but he didn't actually launch it.
Our Black Party was already launched.
It was launched by Dr. West Bellamy,
who's the former vice mayor of Charlottesville, West Virginia,
and Dr. I mean, not Dr. Mayor, Candice,
Hollingsworth, who is the mayor of
Heightsville, Maryland. So these are
two people, one's an elected official,
one wasn't elected official, so they have experience.
So they crafted this black
party, you know what I mean? For black people
to be a part of, they don't want to be Republicans, they don't want to be
Democrats, and they vote in blocks, and they vote
their interests. So Diddy's putting his money, his resources,
and his influence behind that. But that's smart
because that's what he should be doing.
Take that, take that. You know what I'm saying?
Empower those people. And I think, I think
Cube should be doing the same thing, but I'm not mad at them
for wanting to be part of the political process
for wanting to be engaged.
Like, why are you, why are we upset about that?
Yeah, I think it's stupid.
Derek Hamilton, there you go.
That's how we silence people.
We just connect them to someone that's radioactive
and then apply all that radioactivity
to them as well.
I mean, they try to do this with you all the time
with Minister Farrakhan, right?
They just, they go,
you must feel the exact same way
as this other person about the worst things that they feel.
Exactly.
When this, when there's people who have
a storied history, right?
Like somebody like, Minister Farrakhan's been around for 60 years.
Well, even Minister Farrakhan, right?
Like, we don't have to use,
we don't have to use that as a specific example,
but you can get something out of
Minister Farrakhan and when he talks.
He's done a million speeches.
The speech that I heard that I gravitated
towards, which is about
empowerment and uplifting the black community
and unity and group operation,
and I study the teachings of the honorable
Elijah Muhammad. I love Malcolm X.
So, of course, I'm going to listen to things
that come out of Farrakons.
of the things that you don't like about
Minister Fragon, the things he says,
don't tag that to me.
Well, that's what they do because it's this easy way
to silence you and get you to shut the fuck up.
But they don't keep that same energy with themselves, right?
Because the idea behind that is I'm going to tag you
with all the bad shit about this person
or company or church or congregation.
But the person that's tweeting you
got their phone made by Apple,
you know, that uses slave labor,
but they're not taking any accountability for that.
Nobody takes accountability for their own bullshit.
That's what I'm saying.
It's like you can only assume,
why do we only assume the worst possible thing
with the people that were criticizing
with their intentions?
Why is it always the worst possible?
Why is Chris Pratt have to live up
to potentially the worst thing in that church?
And why can't you like Chris Pratt for whatever reason?
I don't know why you would like him.
I like Chris Pratt.
I like him in Garden of the Galaxy.
He actually, he actually funny too.
I like Chris Pratt. I'm not going to lie. So why can't you like Chris Pratt even if he's a Trump supporter?
Right. Well, I guess what I would focus on with the Trump thing is like, you don't know why he likes Trump.
Like he might be a single issue voter, right? He literally might be like, listen, I don't believe in abortion.
And this is the candidate that seems like they believe in abortion less than the other one, even though Biden's a devout Catholic, allegedly, and Trump has probably had a million abortions.
But you're going to vote based on that one thing. Like if you're a black person and you're voting specifically,
on a black agenda and you don't care if it's Republicans or Democrats that bring it,
whoever does.
I'm not not going to black guy for that.
Just like I'm not going to a religious person for voting for the person who they believe
is more religious.
Yes, absolutely.
That makes total sense to me.
I mean, listen, that's what they got mad at 50 this week too.
Yeah.
They got mad at 50 because, you know, he saw Biden's alleged tax plan and he had a reaction
that a lot of us had but didn't say Allah.
That's the thing.
He said out there.
We all felt that way.
He's like, what?
I want to spend 62% of our money.
Fuck out of your goddamn mind.
50 literally, his thumbs just tweeted out loud
with a lot of us were thinking in our heads.
But guess what else, Schultz?
That right there is probably the main reason
people voted for Trump in 2016.
No, that's the thing.
That's the reason.
Money, like people don't want to pay that much in taxes.
We talk about single issues.
That's a lot of people's most singular issue.
It's the only issue.
You know, all these people, they're like
tie up their vote, right? They tie up their vote and they tie up their, like, their morality into
these, like, noble causes, right? Like they go, Trump is, with all these Q&N people go, Trump is
stopping the pedophiles. That's why I'm voting for them. All these people go like, I don't want big
government, like conservatives are like, I'm against government tyranny, government affecting your life, right?
It's like, bro, you just want lower taxes. Shut up. You're not some freedom fighter. You're not
Alexander Hamilton over here. Just fucking relax. You just want some more of your money. And I
understand that. That's relatable. We all want a little bit more of our money. Everybody does.
It's not the craziest thing to say. I totally get it. That's why you see what you're saying.
Like, don't wrap it in some like noble cause. Like, that's why presidential candidates have to release
their tax plans because that means something to America. That means the most. This is the most.
And a lot, in a lot of ways it does. So I get it. I just, I just think it's whack.
And I think it's what people don't realize with that. It's hard to cut. But like,
the amount of money that you pay in taxes is the difference between like your kid going to camp,
that's something or not. It's the difference between creating.
generation of wealth.
Oh, that's on a big level.
I'm sitting on a smaller level.
It literally might be like, do I have $4,000 for my kids to go to Canada summer?
Nope.
Nope.
You can hang out with us.
Word up.
There's a lot.
That's a big, big change in a lot of people's life.
And I mean, even though Biden said he's only doing it for, which actually is wild too,
he said he's only doing it allegedly for people who make more than $400,000.
Right?
Right.
Bro, do you understand when you $400,000, if you take getting 60% of that cut,
that's not even, that's, that's less than half.
But you're taking home like what, I don't know, 15, 160?
Do you want to work from January to July for free, bro?
For free?
Imagine someone said to you, yo, at the radio,
we'd like you to work from January to July for free.
What would you sell them?
I got to ask some questions.
Yeah.
I mean, by the way, a lot of people were presented with that this year, though.
I mean, that's that.
I'm sure that happened that companies throughout the country this year.
You know what I'm saying?
No, because, you know, people.
do the things when they was furlowing employees
or they want you to, you know,
take weeks off, unpaid weeks.
You know what I mean? Just to save money.
That's different. That's sacrifice during a global
pandemic. We're just talking about
taxation in general. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not
doing that. January to July for free, bro.
Fuck that. I'm not doing that. I think, honestly, if they take over
50%, it should be criminal. Because now I'm working for the government.
They're not working for me. You're my employee. Yeah.
By the way, Joe Biden is not doing that shit. Let's not
get it fucked up. I mean, people are always
trip off, you know, look at that shit, man.
62.6% in California.
I think that's what happened when you add city tax, state tax, and federal tax.
60% in Jersey.
Come on, bro.
New York State, 58%.
New York City, 62%.
I live in Jersey and New York.
I work in New York.
I live in New Jersey.
Oh, yeah, you're double fuck.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah, you're double fuck.
Y'all don't understand.
Yeah, that's bad.
But Biden's not doing that.
And the reason Joe's not doing that is because people forget,
Trump paid $750.
in taxes, he paid that low amount because of Obama's tax laws, tax rates, right? So Biden's
not doing that. Biden got too many corporate sponsors to be taxed. The corporate people still get
the loopholes. That's the bullshit with this tax payment. That's what I'm saying. I only looked it over a little
bit. It's like, you taxing the people that don't have those corporate abilities to, like, get around the
tax. So like you have corporations set up. You get paid as corporations. You can decide how much money
you make technically. You know what I mean? The business can make the money, but you don't pay out
yourself, but for somebody who's like an executive at like some business and making $400,000
a year, that kills them because they can't do the same amount of write-offs.
Lord have mercy. I have several businesses, thank God.
You have the ability to, but if you're an employee at a company, not the owner of company,
you might not. And that's where they get you. And that's why the really wealthy people,
they're not affected by this tax plan. The same people, it's really fucked up. It actually
just attacks this one specific section of the of the economy.
me. But with that said, I'm, I'm voting Biden Harris. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But I'm
voting that because I'm, I don't want us to, I really think we're on the, we could be on the
verge of being in a fascist society and I don't want that. I think that's very reasonable.
That's it. Like, it's just, it's just that simple. Like, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, you know, for the
things that are impacting black people, my interest, the black community, I feel like the
left will be more receptive, you know, than the right. But what I do like about, and this is what I'm
getting to, what I do like about what Cube is doing, Diddy is doing, what everybody is doing,
they're engaged. And I want us to be engaged after November 3rd. You know what I'm saying?
Regardless of who gets in the White House, we have to keep pushing the line. We have to keep demanding
things. We have to keep showing up the way we're showing up now. Yes, it's good. Diddy has
Black Party. Yes, it's good that Ice Cube has his contract in Black America. Yes, it's great that
Alicia Garza has her Black Agenda with Black Futures Lab. Yes, it's great that Tamika Mallory and them
are on the ground protesting against, you know, the Attorney General. Like, we need all of that energy
to make real change. You know what I mean? So I'm with it. I don't think that we should keep
our, we should keep our foot on everybody's neck. I don't care if it's Trump, Biden, Harris. And by the way,
we got to hold Biden and Harris more accountable. Yeah. More accountable because they're the ones that be
out here acting like they give a fuck about us.
Exactly. So when they get in that goddamn White House,
foot to ass. Walk it. Walk it.
You're talking that shit now. Walk it. That's right. That's right. And by the way,
they have to because if they don't, you know,
somebody like Senator Harris has to think about her political future.
Fuck this up.
You might not get another shot. Because you do it right.
You might be in white house for the next 12 years. Yeah.
Maybe. We don't know. It's possible.
Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm so
uninspired by both candidates. Me too.
It's really hard. And I don't know. I'm not.
not vote, bro.
But we get another debate tonight, though.
That's it.
Thank God for the entertainment.
And they got the mute button.
I don't like that.
Yeah, but I like it because Trump's just going to actually yell over.
It's going to be that much better.
He's going to yell over and it will be picked up in Joe's mic.
So you're just going to hear him at a distance screaming.
Yo, if I'm Donald, Joe's talking, mute the mic, nigger.
You're like, what did Joe say that?
What did Joe just say?
Like, it's going to be fantastic tomorrow.
I'm being honest with you, we don't need another one, though.
I have to say, what a fucking idiot to whoever decided to have another debate.
There's no need.
Do we really need another debate?
Yes.
Why?
Because there's nothing else on, bro.
We need entertainment, dude.
We just need entertainment.
We really do.
You know what I mean?
We really do.
You can only watch so many podcasts.
Fucking America, bro.
It's true.
You know what I mean?
Joe Rogan got no podcast this week because Jamie got COVID.
Oh, I saw that.
And you've booked that have Kanye on this week.
That's what they're saying.
April's have Kanye on Friday.
But that's the thing.
So they're shut down, so we can't watch, you know, three hour long, Rogan episodes.
Yeah.
So now we have a huge gap in our day.
We need a debate, bro.
What did Simone say?
I didn't see that.
What is Simone say?
The $400,000 thing you were saying.
To be clear, Joe Biden is not going to raise taxes to anybody who makes less than $400,000 a year.
If you make more than $400,000 a year, a Biden president, your taxes will go up because he believes the wealthiest people in this country have to pay their fair share.
That's not the wealthiest people.
that's why I think it's absolute
horseshit and I like Simone. But
exactly, you're not making the wealthiest people pay.
You're making rich people pay, but the wealthy people are still going to pay
zero. Bill Gates's not paying no fucking taxes.
You think Bill Gates's giving 60%
of his money, suck a dick.
So Amazon's going to start paying taxes now?
They're paying zero. That's why that shit's going
to come back to a hundred them in there. Yeah, they're paying
zero because they technically aren't making money.
That's the genius of the system. What was we just talking
about before that? Gay sex.
No, Joe Rogan, right?
Joe, oh, I got Kanye and
What a fucking idiot.
Oh, talk to me.
Yeah.
I just thought what he did was, like,
Easter A was on SNL this weekend,
and Easter A, Ray through like,
like, she just said, fuck Kanye or something like that.
F him.
F, Kanye.
And Kanye tweets this.
What, what's the tweet?
Full of the...
Like, I've always felt that S&L used black voices
to silence black people or something like that.
It's not up there?
I just like to read it verbatim because I just,
it sounds so stupid.
You don't want to misquote them.
I don't want to misquote them.
You want me to look it up?
Okay, there goes.
Kanye says, I've always said
SNL uses black people to hold
other black people back. My heart goes out
to Issa Ray. I'm praying for her and her
family. I know that the 20 years of service that I've paid
in the entertainment field has furthered
our ability to become more successful.
I'm going to tell you what I hate about that tweet.
I can't stand when somebody
says I've always said about some shit we've never
heard them say. You know what I'm saying?
Kanye has done SNL seven times.
Yeah, yeah.
You just did SNL two years ago and you had the MAGA hat on.
You held everybody hostage on stage for an hour and some change.
Okay.
Chris Rock hosted SNL a couple weeks ago.
Chris Rock wanted, was going to bring you out.
SNL said no because he's a presidential candidate.
So if they give him time, they got to give the other candidates equal time as well.
So from then to now, when did you come to the conclusion that SNL uses black people to hold other black people back?
Come on, man.
I think it's convenient, bro.
I hate that.
I don't like that.
And I hate when people play the race card when they're the main ones.
There's more than enough racism going on out there.
Yes.
You don't need to play the card.
The game is being played out there in the streets.
And because a black woman had an opinion about you.
S&L ain't make Easterey do that.
Kanye?
Everybody, a lot of black people feel that way about you.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Like, you're like, you're not,
Easter Ray's not the only person that feels like that.
Like, stop.
Yeah.
So who's you?
using all the other black people to speak out against you.
I'm sure it's easy than the same.
Yeah, yeah.
Black people don't need SNL to speak out against you.
Black people do not need anybody to speak out against Kanye West.
Kanye West, you do a perfectly good job on your own
of making black people speak out against you.
I don't know if it's the slavery was a choice comments.
I don't know if it's the, you know,
Harriet Tubman freed the slave, but she didn't really free to slay.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know.
I think those are all valid reasons for black people to speak out against you.
Yeah.
Hey, come on, stop.
Knock it off.
What else we got?
Tori and Megan.
You want to talk about Tori and Megan.
I was going to say it's an idiot because they're not confessing anything.
Both of them?
Yeah.
What?
You?
I'm still a Megan Finn.
Young team stallion?
Do a minute.
What do you mean?
But they're not saying anything, though.
Like, they just keep going around the bush about what happened.
And it's just getting annoying.
I don't even care about it.
You know what's really funny?
Rick Ross and Tori Lane's beef.
That's been entertaining.
I've been following out on Instagram.
Have you guys been following it?
I did see a couple of it.
Rick Ross tried to buy him the smart car.
And then Tori called Rick Ross out about like promoting the Bel Air and shit like that.
No, Tori said I want my fucking car.
No, but even before that, like, he had a bottle of two bottles of Bel Air and he tagged Bel Air and the thing.
And he was like, yo, Tor, you should have dropped your album the same week there's the Brianna.
I saw that.
I saw that.
And then Tori was like, yeah, maybe you shouldn't be promoting your champagne as you bring attention to Breonna Taylor.
Yikes.
And I think that was a good argument.
I am.
Why are you promoting the champagne if you really care about the social issues?
Like he's putting out his album promoting his shit.
You criticizing him promote his own shit while you promote your shit.
Yeah, I saw the live Tori did last night.
Oh, how was it?
I didn't see the whole thing.
I mean, I literally just heard snippets when Angelou was playing it over the air.
Yeah.
I feel the same way.
I'm like, yo, Tori, why do all that talking when you can just tell us what happened?
But technically he can't say anything.
Because it's an open trial?
But he did a whole album about he doing an IG.
You're talking around it.
Just tell us what happened.
I don't care if it's an open trial.
If I ain't do it, I'm telling you.
Simple as that.
If someone said, yo, you murdered somebody to me, Schultz?
I'd be like, I ain't do it.
Oh, it's an open trial.
Good.
I'm going to tell them in the open trial.
And I'm going to say it outside the other thing.
I didn't do it.
If you didn't shoot her, just simply say what happened.
Yeah, tell us what happened.
Like, you know what I mean?
Like, it's just weird.
And I don't understand.
I really don't understand the logic of why he continued to even speak about it at all.
There's a video apparently.
out of the shooting.
Really?
There's a video out of the shooting and yet you...
No, no.
100%.
You look it up on Twitter and that and you know
it's Torrey because when he shoots, the gun goes
boon.
Shut up.
Shut the fuck up.
Peep, pew.
Tori watches Brewing idiots, too.
He does?
Shout to you, Tori.
We know you watch Instagram.
I'm not going to say shout out.
I'm just going to say Tori watches.
Hold on now.
Let me think about that.
Let me think about that.
Hold on.
But no, no, no, no.
I can shout out Tori, shout out Meg.
I just hope everybody.
Well, does Meg?
Watch brilliant idiots?
I have no idea.
Probably not.
Probably not.
But I just wish healing for everybody in this situation.
She's healed up, bro.
She was dancing.
She was doing it.
I'm talking about emotionally.
Oh, oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just emotionally.
And I hope whatever.
She got Wolverine level of healing, bro.
Imagine to be dancing the next day after a gunshot, bro.
It wasn't the next day?
No.
It was a couple days later.
She was dancing on a virtual,
performance, remember?
No, because...
May can dance her ass off, though.
I saw a video of Meg this week
dancing to some song
that she said she was going to do a remix too.
And? That shit just makes you want to have an ass.
It does.
It just makes you want to do that shit.
Her ass is.
Like, the way it is.
It's like its own instrument.
It's like a muscle.
Like, it just looks wild.
Like, the way she did it was like
on some Chris Brown,
Michael Jackson level choreography.
Like, I've never seen a woman
utilize her ass like that.
I know what you're doing right now.
and you don't need to do it to me,
but I understand what you're doing right now.
What?
I understand what you.
When you just see something,
you're like,
oh my God,
that's so fucking hot,
but your girl's next to you
so you've got to act like
there's technique and shit involved.
You're like,
oh, yeah,
the moves and the choreography.
This is like Michael Jackson,
babe, it's no different.
It's the same thing.
And look, it's a muscle.
Have you seen her dance?
Have you seen her dance?
Oh, have I seen her dance?
Oh, have I got tons of evidence
crusting up my socks of her dance.
I'm not even joking.
This video is different.
It's something,
this guy's crazy.
This video is different.
Like,
it literally looks like moves.
Yeah, it's moves.
I'm serious, man.
You see this bullshit he tried to pour on us?
Like, we haven't done this exact thing.
In that way?
But she was actually in a dance studio.
I've seen her twerk, like regular.
Like, look at this shit.
Yeah, look at it.
Why the fucking.
She's bent down.
Holy shit.
Yeah.
No, why?
You got to hear it with the music.
See, look, look at the whole other.
You see J.T. from the city girls.
J.T. from the city girl said,
girl, how the fuck you do that?
That's real.
You got to watch it.
Young Miami says, okay, let me get my shorts.
Hold on.
Why is this shit sideways like that?
I'm telling you right now, this shit is like the moonwalk, bro.
Listen, I know what you're doing right now,
and I'm going to roll with you on it.
Anytime you compliment another girl, you have to make it science.
No, man.
It has nothing to do it.
So wait, your girl will get jealous if you comment on a girl's at.
Hold on.
We're watching this right now.
So right now, this is how you, okay, she's just twerking.
No, man, it's something else.
Do your head like this.
Turn it, turn the sideways.
Let me show you something.
No, this is good.
Yeah, yeah.
I've seen all this before.
No, it's the way she started it.
Go back to the beginning now.
And you got to hit a music with it.
The way she's on beat with that shit, yo, I promise you,
this has nothing to do with her ass.
So she's up on her goddamn toes.
Gosh, he's 70%
I don't be paying no attention
I don't look at other women
But it's still amazing
I'm not saying that
I don't buy any
I know what's going on
I mean you're good at this
Charlotte
You're good at it
Can you do that?
Say what
Can you do that?
What you just did
The bullshit that you just
Know
Can I do that?
I'm an expert at it
I've been doing this for years
Let's see
How do I bullshit?
How would I bullshit out of that?
Play the video
I'll show you how I watched that with my girl
No, I'm saying
Could you do that day?
Play that video
I'll show you exactly how I'll show you exactly
I do it.
This is, listen, you butt
It's very simple.
This is all you do.
You watch the video and you go, this is what I go.
I go, I go, oh shit, my knees would explode if I tried to do that.
How the fuck does she get literally made my ankle?
You just talk about injuries, all that kind of other stuff and how difficult it would be for you.
Look at that.
It's the truth, though.
This is, yo, I'm telling you, it's something about this.
Do people like this?
That's the other thing I do.
I go, do people like this?
Why would anybody be into that?
Like, what's going on with that?
That's so weird.
That's such a.
weird thing to do. This has nothing to do with her ass. I promise you, y'all. Yeah, it got nothing
to do with her ass. It's the moves. It's the movement. Yeah, it is man. This shit is like the
moonwalk. I saw the moonwalk. Google Michael Jackson moonwalk. You know what the moonwalk is. Stop
bullshit. I had enough of this. I've got enough. I'm not dealing with this anymore,
you know, Google Michael Jackson Moonwalk. How are you comparing the Moonwalk to that?
Let me tell you. You know how you could do the Moonwalk? You could do the Moonwalk on how slippery the floor was
after you watch that video.
That's what you can do the moonwalk.
Now look at, hold, hold, hold.
Look at Michael Jackson, right?
And then think about Megan.
Yeah.
That slash?
Yeah.
You got to fast forward.
Come on, fast forward.
You'll see him.
You'll know who he is when you see him.
There you go, Alex.
Come on, a little bit more.
You'll know exactly who he is.
You'll know when he's doing the moonwalk.
Here it goes.
There it goes.
Ooh.
Get it.
God!
Oh, man.
The Stallion.
Come on, yo.
Come on.
Come on, man.
You can't.
Tell me, you didn't feel that when you saw him do the moon.
When you saw Megan do what she did right now,
didn't make you feel like the moonwalk?
The stallion.
No, it didn't.
Come on, bro.
Because I wanted to do the moonwalk when I saw it, and I did not want to do whatever
Megan was doing.
Why do you think they call her ass the moon?
The moon.
She's mooning you, the moonwalk.
Come on, bro.
It's a correlation.
Yeah, I got you.
That right there is, yo, come on, man.
What's effortless?
One motion.
And she's dancing to a song.
No.
I can't be you haven't seen this before.
That right there?
Yeah.
This is the most, it's literally for everybody who's just listening,
all she's doing is twerking nothing new about the way she's twerking.
It's like,
it's nothing new.
It's not, it's a particular type of twerk though.
Don't make it seem like it's just some regular shit.
Let's try it.
Say what?
Let's try it.
All right, you go first and then I'll do it.
Listen.
Wait on.
This is one.
I'm going to shout.
You are so committed.
You are so committed.
This is how difficult this is.
She's on her tippy toes.
Yeah, yeah.
Knees fully bent.
You got it.
And she's doing this.
Yo, honestly.
I bet you can't do five.
You look like a turtle had a stroke.
That's what you look like right now.
Dude, that was terrifying.
What you just did right there was absolutely terrified.
But I appreciate the commitment.
I appreciate the commitment.
I'm telling you, on your tip of you got to go lower.
You got to go lower.
Look how low she is, show.
That's what I'm saying.
Now you gotta have a new respect for that, bro.
I have respect if she had a tampon in.
Because that thing would come out like a fucking scud missile, okay?
If she had a tampon in, that would put a hole in the floor.
The way that she's twerked there is not anything keeping that thing lodged here.
You can't do that with a tampon in.
There's no way.
A tampon in?
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
How even tell me?
Let's see.
The floor is yours.
The floor is yours.
The floor is yours.
Let's see.
Yeah, let's see.
Look how low she is.
She's on her tippy toes.
Nah, no, no, no.
You can't do that.
Look how low she is.
On her tippy toes.
Shake it.
And by the way, I ain't even bounce my ass.
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She bouncing her ass and doing her knees.
Let's see.
Taylor about the rips and sweat.
She don't got floor in her.
I don't know if you.
got this. This is too much. Hold on.
Go to that part right there because I think that's probably better.
Okay, go. Turn that way. Turn that way. Turn that way. Yeah, the other way.
Towards the camera.
I go. Yeah, yeah.
No, dude, you got to do your legs in and out like she's doing.
Oh, that's actually good.
I know how to do it. Like, come on, I'm right.
Yo, that was crazy. That was crazy.
You know, did you guys hear what she said?
She wasn't on mic.
What'd you say?
You says her chicks.
Wait, what'd you say?
That's insulting.
I ride dick.
Whoa.
Jesus.
Took the air out of the room right there.
I thought to scream out.
Me too.
People would take that the wrong way.
Edit it.
You know what I mean?
Shouldn't up you on the internet for years.
I ride dick.
Me too.
I know.
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Yeah, I got some church announcements.
Nothing crazy.
Just, you know, fuse on my shirt, Black Effect Podcast Network.
Yeah.
We launched Ebony K. Williams this week.
Ebony K. Williams with Holden Court.
Okay.
I didn't even know Evanie was going to have a co-host, Dustin.
Yeah.
You know, we know Dustin.
I love Dustin, man.
It's a good one.
I produced that one.
You produced it?
The first episode is called Breonna Taylor,
make it make sense.
And, you know, I love Ebony K. Williams.
I think Ebony just has a knack for breaking down, you know,
legal cases in such a digestible way.
You know what I'm saying?
Probably because she's younger and she's, you know,
of the culture.
And maybe also maybe because she's from North Carolina, too.
So I just, I get it when she talks.
You know what I mean?
So I think anybody who has any questions about any legal cases,
that's going to be the podcast.
has for you just because of the way she is able to break things down in a very objective,
non-emotional, non-biased way.
It's just like these are the facts of the case.
That's great.
If you want to know why somebody got off, this is why they got off.
You know what I mean?
I think that's super valuable right now.
Oh, yeah.
Not only just with police brutality, but just with anything legal.
Like you have all these cases pop in and we get these emotional reactions to the decisions
where we don't really understand what's going on.
We have emotional reactions to not even the decisions, like, what they're charging a person for.
Yes.
Ebeney's dope.
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Oh, salute to the Gangster Chronicles, man.
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You know what I mean?
You produced that one too?
Okay, salute to the Gainesda Chronicle
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Yeah, let's get back to it.
damn i wanted to talk about something you just said too
what was it
it was something you just mentioned that made me think about something
yo i hate that what was we're talking about you was talking about the legal shit oh
the cop in the brianna taylor case he did an interview
oh i forgot who he did it with one of the cops okay and he said you know it it
frustrates him when he sees like all the protests and things like that because um
it wasn't racial you know i mean the shooting wasn't racial uh i
I agree with that.
I don't think that, you know, they went in there with the intention of killing any black people.
But I think what made it racial is everything that happened after the fact.
You know what I'm saying?
If it had happened to a white person, you feel like there would be a much different outcome.
Absolutely.
Interesting.
Absolutely.
And is that on the cops or is that on the justice system?
I think both because they're part of it because, you know, they thought they could get away with it.
They thought they could get away with it.
They tried to cover it up.
They didn't call the ambulance.
They didn't.
And when the ambulance came,
they told the ambulance to leave.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's just like, yeah.
I think that everything that happened
after they realized,
oh, that's a little black girl,
a young black girl,
cool.
I think everything after that was racist.
The injustice that happened,
the fact that Daniel Cameron
didn't even present it as a murder.
You know what I mean?
He didn't even presented as,
like, the body was,
the shooting wasn't even in the...
I think that's a good slice.
In the, what's the shit called?
The transcript or whatever.
I don't fucking know.
In the, uh, whatever.
they're accusing the accusation?
Yes.
So I think.
Charges.
Yes.
So I think everything after her race played a role in it.
I don't think the actual shooting did.
And then, yeah, yeah.
And I think it almost seems like a lot of this case what people are upset of, obviously,
outside of an innocent life being taken.
But like, the way it's been fucked up is what happened after the innocent life was taken.
Yes.
Ebony, you breaks it down really well, too, on the podcast about, like, why is basically no justice for Brian?
In a legal way?
I mean, listen, I haven't got a chance to listen to that today. I'm listening to that today.
It's a lot of podcasts.
I think it's a great idea, though. If you knew that there was a place that you could go once a week
and just to understand the legal side of whatever big story was going on, that's a valuable asset.
Holding court with Ebony K. Williams and Dustin. What does Dustin do?
He's just like the co-host. So he just, you know.
Does he understand law and stuff like that?
No, I think he's asking questions for her. Like, so she gets.
Oh, got you. Got you. I like that. I like that. He's the everyday person. He's us.
He's like, what am I curious about about this case?
because Ebony might understand certain things about the case
and take that for granted.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right?
Whereas you and I might go,
yo, just explain what the hell,
what is it an indictment means?
Yeah.
You know, what are these?
That's dope.
And they add their opinion on, like,
with the Cardi B and divorced thing and, like.
She breaks all that down.
That's good, though,
because people can email their questions.
What you think about Cardio?
I love Cardi.
What do you mean?
No, no, like, like, taking back offset.
Like.
It's a relationship.
Yeah, but like, I don't know.
I don't give a fuck, really.
But it's just funny to me,
the week before she's like, I'm in control.
I'll do whatever I want.
She is.
And now they're back together.
She's doing what she wants to do.
That's full control.
Yeah.
But it's still also petty because then they said it may seem like she did it just to get back at also.
She made him mad.
Maybe she did.
Sometimes you got to put the fear of God in your man.
You see Young Buck's baby mama shot at him.
Yeah, but it's also public.
Shout at him.
Nobody cares.
Ain't know, ain't don't nobody.
Ain't nobody cares.
Wait a minute.
She's shot.
Shot at him.
Yeah.
It's on shade room and everything.
Nobody gives a fuck.
The double standard is disgusting.
Shot at him.
He shot at Young Buck and said,
dance, bitch, dance.
And nobody gave a fuck.
That's not what happened.
Pull up the story, Alex.
I know I can read.
Hold on.
Nobody gives a shit.
Young Buck's wife shot.
Well, you know what's fucked up?
I don't know if his wife baby,
mama, girlfriend, somebody.
You know what's fucked up, bro?
This is fucked up.
What?
All I'm thinking right now is what did he do?
I'm a victim blamer, bro.
I'm a victim blamer, dog.
I'm like, what could this man have done?
You just want to hear the whole story.
Yeah.
You know why I don't?
I'm going to tell you why.
It's not that you're a victim blammer.
It's that you have faith in people, right?
So being that you have faith in people,
he must have done something crazy to make her act that way.
Exactly.
You can't just automatically think, nah, he didn't just put a gun.
I'm not assuming she's crazy.
There you go.
I'm assuming she had a reason.
What the hell did Young Buck do that she had to shoot at this guy?
Yeah.
The way she biting that bottom lip, though, boy.
She might be a little guilty the way she's biting the bottom.
I'm not saying she's guilty.
I'm just saying when you biting that bottom lip like that in a mugshot,
you just still wishing a motherfucker would.
You just shot at a person.
Now you wishing this motherfucker that's taking your picture.
Lucretia Neal.
To look to Lucretia.
Go down a little bit more.
Actually, hold on, Visa says,
in a developing story,
former G-Unit member Young Buck's girlfriend was arrested for firing a weapon at the rapper.
Lucrezia?
Lucrezia, Lucrezia.
Lucrezia?
Lucrecia.
I mean, bro.
Lucrecia.
Lucrecia Neil was arrested in charge.
with reckless endangerment with a deadly weapon
is unclear whether or not
Young Buck was injured in the shooting
and investigators are still searching for Buck.
Think about that. Young Buck got one, two,
three fucking sentences after getting shot at.
Ain't no think pieces.
It ain't no Twitter outrage, no nothing.
The double standard is so real.
Yeah, I want to go on her IG live though.
What is her IG live about?
Who was talking about this?
Mandy was talking about that,
about how like she's like,
girls need to hold their other girls accountable
for hating on men and everything else.
I don't have nothing to do with that.
That's a woman conversation.
I will.
What's up?
Let's have it.
Come on, I got to get this out before I'm married, bro.
After tonight and be all soft like Charlotte.
Man, I can't wait.
I'm not touching that one.
That's good.
I can't wait.
Yes.
Get married.
Soft and shoats the fuck.
up. I can't wait.
This is going to be beautiful.
This is something I wanted to fucking talk about right before you said that shit, yo.
Did I get it out already?
Maybe. It was the legal stuff.
You're talking about the legal stuff.
Okay, I got it out of me.
But that right there is a double fucking standard.
That's disgusting.
Come on, man.
Imagine if Young Buck had shot at his girl like that.
Oh, no.
It would be...
Come on, man.
You'd see so many think pieces.
So many people saying black men don't protect black women.
Like, that right there is just toxic.
That's too...
I'm not even going to say two...
toxic people because I don't know what the fuck's going on but that's
if that is true what they're accusing this woman
of that is just fucking I need to
talk to this woman I need to know what is
worth shooting at someone for
but what is worth shooting
exactly but is cheating a shooting offense
you gotta know who you're cheating on exactly
you gotta know who you cheating on
you might be cheating on the wrong motherfucker
I almost killed my dude for
cheating on me oh my god come on this
current guy no no no no
You had a pass.
And he cheated on you?
How did you almost kill somebody?
Okay.
I first pepper sprayed him.
And then we were tussling.
Somehow he got a scratch right here.
I don't know where.
But I definitely.
Can I didn't pick a...
Wow, you one of those.
You black out and hurt people and don't even remember how you hurt that?
You took a knife to his throat.
I never knew I could get that man.
Tell you.
No, I did not.
You just said that.
You said that somehow I didn't have a knife.
You pulled out a knife.
No, I did.
Somehow he got scratches on his door.
I'm terrified, yo.
I'm genuinely terrified.
I thought that was some gangster shit.
I was like, hey, Taylor, really a gangster?
Yo, Taylor.
Yeah, I pulled out a gun and somebody got shot.
I don't know how they got shot.
Yeah, that was what you said, basically.
This is crazy, yo.
I never knew I could get that mad, though.
But I was living with him and it was just a disrespect to the situation.
Yeah.
Of course he was fat.
He was fat.
Yes.
Yeah, but did he bust that down, no?
That's what made you mad.
That's what made you mad.
No, bro.
Did you ask him if he ate her out?
Don't you try another, Taylor.
Don't you try nothing.
Did he eat her out?
I don't know.
But he, but he broke that back.
Philly fat is fat too, boy.
Yeah, that's a big girl.
That's a big girl.
She'll have a hard time in that chair.
Why?
Because he bent that over.
How did you fight?
Did you walk in on them doing it?
No, I had a intuition.
I looked in his messages and I saw,
For say, I missed it.
She looked in his back.
When do you get all these snacks?
Why do you have all these fucking snacks in the back?
That would be a good hint too because he was mad healthy.
So where did all these snacks come from?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
All these tasty cakes.
Interesting.
When this fucking get all these.
Which when you still are eating all these tasty cakes?
So what happened?
So you pepper sprayed him and then you said.
I was mad.
And then this thing, when I get mad, I'm calm.
Like, so I was just looking.
He was asleep.
I was just look at him like the whole time.
I looked in for me like five, ten minutes.
Just think, like, trying to calm down.
And then just burst out.
So I just, like, end up hitting him, whatever.
I'm like, who the fuck is this?
And he just looked shot like, I don't know.
What fast food restaurant did he ever name on?
It was a golden corral?
No.
He pups a real number?
I don't know what the fuck her name was.
But I punched the shit out of him.
Maybe she missed the dick from way before.
No.
Are you positive the timing?
And then he tried to pull like, oh, she just gave me.
Hey, nigga, don't fucking lie to me.
Now, and maybe she does miss the flavor.
Because he ended up omitting the whole thing afterwards.
If she was a chunk chunk.
She likes eating it.
A lot of guys say it's a Snickers.
A lot of guys only like to get head from chunk chunks.
He fugs they too.
How do you know that?
Yes, he said it.
He's positive.
Maybe it was her mouth that he fucked.
That's a possibility.
That's why you eat fat people.
I don't hate fat people.
What are you talking about?
No, that's true.
Because any time Charlotte jokes around, you have like a PTSD moment.
You get mad as fuck.
You do get mad.
That's interesting.
You know why?
Because you don't want to turn out to be what you hate.
Oh my God, bro.
Oh, my God.
In this conversation.
And granted.
Yeah.
Like, I'm not even mad at that shit no more.
Taylor told me some wild shit earlier today.
Taylor said, I'm sorry.
Was it wilder than trying to murder a human being?
It was kind of crazy.
She said that she got her period.
She said the first time she got her period,
she thought she was sick from eating.
No, I did not.
You are such.
A liar.
He's such a liar, yo.
She said,
It's coming out of all holes.
Yo, you know, wait, so white.
She's lying.
She said the first time she got her period.
She went to Maxes in Philly, and everybody told her,
don't go to Max, don't go to Max's.
So she ate the cheese steak.
She got so sick.
You didn't know it was her period.
Damn, y'all.
That's crazy.
Why did you just make this up in your head?
You did tell me to all in her.
What did you say?
That's crazy.
You said something about your-
I said nothing about no cheese steak.
You said the first time you got your period,
you thought you was dying.
Exactly.
That's it.
That's it.
That's the end of the period.
That's it.
I don't remember that.
That's it.
Period.
Okay.
Are we just going to skirt over her trying to murder somebody?
Is that everybody's doing?
I tell, but look, I tell.
We clearly don't care.
We're scurring over Youngbeck's girlfriend trying to murder him.
Now we're skirting over Taylor trying to kill him.
I told him.
I told him.
I told him from a jump.
You could die.
I'm not the one.
I tell him exactly that I'm not the one.
No, I told you, you could die.
You could die.
You could die.
Exactly, I'm not.
I tell them all the time, I'm not the one.
Really not.
Don't try to play with me.
You got to know you.
I'm dead serious.
My mom never even seen that rage out of me.
And that's the scary part.
You don't know how crazy your girl is until you cheat.
But how did it stop?
That's the thing that I'm concerned.
I left.
I'm not the one to go back.
No, no.
How did it stop the fight?
How?
Who stopped the fight?
After you, Pep.
spray them and cut him with the knife.
And you put a fucking knife to his throat.
What made you stop?
What got you out of the rage?
No.
He like was trying to hold me whatever until I like this,
that walling out.
And then you stop whaling out for a little bit?
He just like, hell, he didn't like hit me or nothing.
No.
No, but he was.
First of all, Charlottman, you really think he'll be living right now if he hit me?
No, that's a good point.
Like, come on.
If he may not hit you, but he shook the shit out of you.
He didn't shake me.
He stopped her from shaking.
He didn't shake him.
He's just trying to make me stout.
I was like really punching the shit out of him.
He's trying to like hold me.
I'm trying to like get all like him trying to get off me and everything.
You think he was good at hold you because he's been holding that fat bitch for a long ass?
He's like, oh, this weight is nothing.
I can handle this weight easy.
What are you?
100 pounds?
100 pounds.
I've been throwing 250 up these last few weeks with this big old half foot.
Oh, ha.
Technically, she was a heifer.
She was a hafer.
Now, your Philadelphia queen, our Philadelphia queen,
Patty LaBelle loves to use that word.
Heifer.
You got to use it in context.
Heifer is.
Heifer is.
He a young cow.
A young cow.
Yeah, but you can't say the ER, dude.
Heifer.
Heifer.
Heifer.
Domestic violence is not funny though.
That's right.
Male are female.
Don't cheat on me and then we'll have no problem.
That's not domestic violence.
I'm dead ass, yo.
I'm dead assing.
I'm dead ass.
That's true.
Imagine that shit.
Yeah, I beat her up.
But don't cheat on me and you won't get beat up.
God damn, can you imagine?
That's scary.
Because is that simple.
Why are you doing some shit?
Like, is that simple?
Why are you cheating?
Because you're a whopping.
What?
Really?
Yeah.
Why don't, why don't want to blame the man?
No, it was definitely emotional, though.
What?
Because I was emotional?
I didn't, I'll be honest.
I was not, I was not that right for a girl for him anyway.
But it wasn't emotional, though.
It was emotional because he only likes it because he got, she bigged him up.
Oh, you don't think that he liked her.
Like I called him, I told him that he's unambitious.
For other reason?
That's the same dude.
The one you called unambitious.
And then he was out there.
Shout out to him.
You deserve that helpful, yo.
I respect you.
But look, I tell him a lesson.
I bet he's not going to cheat no girl again.
Yeah, he is.
He's just not going to cheat on a crazy one.
I bet you him and that big girl still together.
And I bet she doesn't lost weight.
Good for him.
I bet you she didn't want him.
I bet you're in shape and she's bigging him up still.
Good for him.
I'm in a happy relationship.
I'm not made.
You need a big up your man, y'all.
You need a big up.
Ladies, don't listen to this shit.
You need a big up your man.
You do.
Fragile egos.
That's right.
That's literally all you got to do to have a happy relationship is make your man feel
Amazing. I mean that 100%.
But I was saying, me and him didn't match anyway.
We probably wouldn't have been together even if he didn't cheat.
Okay.
But the best thing we got out of your story is that you have to big your man.
You got a bigger man.
Listen, ladies, we're not telling you what to do.
You don't have to.
But if you want to have the easiest relationship in your entire life, you're just
big a man up, make him feel special.
I promise you it works.
It's literally that simple.
And not even just the easiest.
If you just want to have a healthy relationship, make me feel special.
Because I'm always trying to make you feel special.
That's it.
Tell me I'm the motherfucking man.
time.
Is that that that hard?
Even if I'm not.
Got out of your faking orgasms won't fake love.
Word.
Like the fuck.
Keep the fake orgasm and give me the fake validation.
That's it.
You know what I'm saying?
I figure the orgasm part out.
Trust me.
Wait, what?
You figure it out.
Oh, yeah.
You'll figure that part out.
I thought you said I'll finger it out.
And I was like, oh yeah, that works.
What?
It could.
That's what I'm saying.
You put a little rabbit on your finger.
You put a rabbit on your finger, did you do this?
Yeah, you know the little rabbit toy?
Oh, the vibrator.
Boom.
That's, hey, bro.
That shit does all the work for you, dude.
Let's do some shit you won't care about next week.
What we got?
The Power Rangers are getting a reboot.
The Power Rangers.
Who gives a fuck?
I never was into the Power Rangers.
Oh, actually, can I bring up a question that you have it here?
This is not some shit that you won't care about next week.
I think we'll still be caring about this.
So it's a deep dive?
This may be a deep dive.
Let's go.
I am curious.
I don't really know the full extent of what's happening with SARS in Nigeria.
This is not the disease.
That's what I thought when I first thought.
Initially, I thought it was that.
Immediately, I thought of the disease.
But apparently the SARS is a like a police force.
It's a police unit.
And I guess that they've been allegedly, again, I don't know the whole story.
So we're just asking questions over here.
But they've been like abusing people, maybe possibly killing people.
They've been acting like, oh, shit.
Police brutality.
In Nigeria.
I mean, from what I've gotten from the story, I actually hit my girl, Cuppie, salute to Cuppie.
I actually hit her in- How's Cuppie?
She good.
I mean, Cubby was out there protesting, but I want her to download me on it because I want to talk to somebody that's actually on the ground out there.
You know what you say?
I got Mad Love for Nigeria.
It's a special anti-robbery squad.
Yes, but I heard that they started abusing their power.
Yeah, no, yeah.
Okay.
So I haven't spoken to Cuppie yet.
She hit me back and she just like, yo, it's crazy, but I haven't actually spoken to her.
But from what I've gathered from it, it's literally the same thing that's going on here in America as far as police
abusing their power. They were protesting.
Well, yeah, that means it's still abuse of
power. But they're protesting it and now
isn't that fucked up? Isn't that fucked up?
Isn't that fucked up? Three of us people of color and then
this white lady knows what's going on?
Wait, what?
First of all, you didn't even hit what Page said.
You didn't have a page said.
Page said that
they're a unit and they move in on people
and one of the officers killed
their best friend and then they cut
open a hole in the floor and one of
guys that was part of the SARS unit didn't want to take any of the money. So then one of the
other cops plotted to get that member of SARS killed. But when he took him to the people's
house and they went to go kill him, the guy that was going to kill him found his niece's wallet
in one of the SARS people's pockets. Oh my God. And so when he was about to shoot him in the shower.
He was about to shoot him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's what Paige was describing. Yeah.
Yeah. And he was he was high. He was on acid or something like that.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Because he thought it was regular cigarette.
But one of the other members that saw
is passed it to him and made them get hot.
Yeah.
So, yeah, that's what, that's what Page just described.
You just big, you just bigged her up.
My damn, you know.
You just bigged her up, like, you know, I'm just saying.
That's.
You watch one movie, Paige.
You watch, you watch one movie.
Just because Denzel watching his black, don't mean he's Nigerian,
and don't mean it takes place in Nigeria, Paige.
It is essentially abuse of power,
the police officers.
They're killing the people
that's protesting.
I'm just like, I mean,
they weren't killing us,
but like they're like literally killing
the people that's protesting
because they set like a curfew
and then they went over it
and now hell.
So yeah, I mean,
I'm gonna be honest with you,
in SARS,
from what I'm hearing,
yeah.
It's not a strong enough hashtag, bro.
Like, they need something a little more
like, like in SARS
because I don't know what in SARS means.
When I saw in SARS,
I literally thought it was like a disease.
Like, yo,
it's got to be something a little
stronger that speaks to the gravity.
I don't know because I don't know enough about it,
but it just sounds like in SARS,
like don't sound like,
it doesn't speak to the gravity of the moment.
The average person associates SARS with the virus.
The disease.
That's literally what I thought.
Like when I first thought,
that's why I didn't really pay much intention
until I started seeing like the videos
and seeing like people that I know in Nigeria
actually talking about it.
And I'm like, what the fuck is going on in Nigeria?
Yeah.
But it sounds literally like it's the same type of abuse
that's happening with the people.
But by next week, we're going to be ready to talk about this.
And I'm sure it's not going to stop within the next week.
No.
Yeah, we got to talk to our Nigerian folks.
How do you end it, though?
That's my other thing, though.
That's what I really want to know.
Like, what is the end?
How do you end it?
Because that's the thing.
You could end SARS, but they're just going to put that power in the hands of another police unit,
and then they're going to replicate the same thing.
So this is probably a similar situation that's going on over here.
You really need to reform these systems, you know?
I'm sick of it, bro.
I'm so sick of, like,
I'm sick of people just abusing their power just because they have power.
Like to me, that's the most cowardly sucker shit anybody can do.
Like when you have power, what you should be doing with that power is helping people.
Yeah.
That's real power.
Yeah.
Like real power doesn't come from you just being a bully, from you being intimidating, from you, you know, killing people to get what you want.
Real power comes from like you have it and now you use what you have to help everybody else.
To me, that's power.
And by the way, yo, can you imagine?
Think about this.
Think about all the dictators in the world who've done things like, you know,
change it to where I'm going to be the leader of this country forever.
If you just treat people great, they might fuck with you.
They might, can I be your president forever?
Seriously.
If I just treat you great and treat the people great
and I hold people accountable when they abuse their power against y'all
and I make sure everybody's eating and the economy's good,
hey, man, can I just be your president for ever?
And you think they'd allow it, huh?
Why wouldn't they?
You know what? Maybe the tricky thing is, like, in order for some people to live a life of luxury, other people need to live a life of poverty.
I don't believe that.
That's kind of the way it works in a capitalist society, man.
I don't believe.
I think it works like that in a capitalist society, but I don't think it has to be that way.
And we don't have to have a strictly capitalist society, but there's always going to be someone that needs to work for someone else, right?
I mean, that's just the nature of things.
That's fine.
You have employees and you pay them well.
Like, you take care of them.
Maybe, I don't know, we'll talk later, Paige.
And the point is, it's
there are oftentimes people at the top
that don't want to sacrifice.
You know, ourselves included.
Like, we were having this conversation earlier,
like, we don't want to pay 60% of tax.
Maybe that would make, I don't know if that would make it a world better.
But maybe if we felt that if we paid that much in tax,
that poor people would actually get that money
and it would help them, that we'd be more willing.
That's it.
It's really just that simple.
If I knew where my tax dollars were going,
if I knew they were going to the communities
that I needed it to go to,
I would be fine.
Like if somebody sent me a picture
and they were like,
hey, your money bought these books
for this school
that's in a porn disenfranchised neighborhood
and paid for this salary
of this gym teacher
and all these different things
and you got to go,
oh man, I'm really helping making a difference.
That'd be dope, man.
Yeah, yeah, let's...
Go on.
Pull the camera back a little bit more.
Go on, go on.
Let me see the school.
Okay, I don't want you to have nice books
and nice salary
if the school is bucked up.
Let me see the school.
But what about the other?
side of that coin. What if you got the report card for where your taxes went? And it's like, yo,
your taxes paid for this missile that blew up this, you know, Yemenite wedding to kill these four-year-olds.
Exactly. And now you're like, oh, shit, I don't want to be responsible for that at all. So maybe it's
better that we have no disclosure, right? Maybe that ignorance is bliss policy works when it comes to paying our
taxes. No, it actually pisses me off because I know my tax dollars are going to fund the military.
You know what I'm saying? Like, I know my tax dollars are not going to the communities that needs to go to.
You know what I mean?
That's why I guess people want to live in these, these luxurious neighborhoods.
Because that's why your tax dollars are going.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Those communities are great.
Their schools are great.
Like, it's just, no.
I don't, I don't, I just, I hate it.
There can be a better system, man.
I don't know who's getting implemented.
There can be a better system.
Because I don't think that the wage gap has to be that way.
And by the way, if you are, you know, the head of some company and you're making
money, the more money people got, the more money you'll always have.
I mean, that's the idea.
Like, the more money you got, the more money you got, the more.
you will always have, and you can afford to give people the best of things.
Yeah, what's the Ford, the guy, Henry Ford, who made, you know, the Model T, I think he made
it affordable enough so his employees, the ones that made it, could buy it.
And that was like revolutionary.
Why wouldn't he just give them one for free?
Well, shit, maybe that'd be the nice thing to do.
If you make it.
Get a little discount.
You're at McDonald's, you can make you a Big Mac, you take it on.
Bags.
If you can assemble a Big Mac, if you can assemble one of them goddamn cars, you and your crew
take it home.
Maybe cars back in the day were like a only luxury item or something like that.
We're like, you have to be the richest of the rich to get it.
But I think that's a really brilliant way to go.
It's like, yo, if I can make something that the working class can buy and there's way more working class and there are rich people, shit, I'll make way more money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And figuring that out.
Maybe we've got to apply the same thing.
Yeah.
What else, Taylor?
Well, you say you don't watch.
He say you don't watch.
Oh, by the way, I want to talk about that.
Beyonce on SARS.
I saw that.
That was some bullshit.
I'm going to tell you why that was some bullshit.
y'all have to stop thinking just because y'all don't see it on social media it's not happening
and by the way give people a motherfucking minute you know what i'm saying like everybody wants people
just to react like people were upset because biont hadn't spoke out about SARS first of all
i love biont-s-smiths winfrey knows carter why biontie why is she the person that you have to
hear from in regards to what's going on in nigeria well the person said because you know from
the movie she just did
or the
Black as King
everybody
does that to Africa
to the continent
like Beyonce's not the first person
that got influenced from the continent
and created some art
I know
I'm just saying that's what
Their argument is probably
the same way that like
you feel about like white rappers
when they come to the breakfast club
is like okay
you're going to use
our thing
which is the Deschiki
the dress all these types of things
all these cultural artifacts
that Beyonce has no connection to
outside of like doing 23 and me,
right? I don't think her parents know the direct lineage
to Africa, do they?
I mean, she probably tried to define out like we all did.
Of course, of course, you do. But like, growing up,
she didn't have that connection. It's like, okay, so you're
using these things. And I don't know if those things are
explicitly Nigerian. If they are, then I would see the connection.
But acting like Africa is a monolith is kind of unfair.
Like, there are different countries. They have different cultures,
to speak different languages, different religions. You can't just go,
yeah, all Africa is the same thing.
That's kind of insensitive too.
But like if she was, you know, basically taking Nigerian culture and like wearing it and profiting off it.
And then there is an issue happening in Nigeria where she wasn't addressing.
I can see how Nigerians would be like, oh, you want to fuck those.
It wasn't a Nigerian that said it.
What is that?
It wasn't a Nigerian that called her out.
It was.
I think so that.
Tiawajavage?
I think that her process is.
I don't know.
I thought she was.
But I think that's where they're coming from.
that like the same like when a white guy comes on Berks Club
as a rapper you're like, what are you doing for Black Lives Matter?
And it's a reasonable question.
It's like, yo, you're going to profit off this music
and you're going to profit off our culture.
So what are you doing to help us?
Give her a minute.
Yeah.
Give her a minute.
Like we don't know.
Somebody like Beyonce can't just jump out there and make a statement.
She's from Nigeria.
Oh, I'm sorry, TiaW.
I take the T.
T.O. I was absolutely right then.
She called her.
TiaWR clearly knows more about the situation
than I do, but my point still stands.
Well, the work, though, Beyonce came out and said something.
But we don't know if she probably already was.
I know.
You just got to give her a minute.
Like, listen, I know we live in this world where everybody wants to react, react, react, react, react,
let her come out and make an informed statement.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
After doing some research.
Yeah.
I don't know anything about the SARS situation.
You know what I mean?
I want to speak to my people.
I want to see what's going on.
Only thing I've gotten from it is that it's police officers over there abusing their power.
I'm always going to be against that.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm always going to be against that.
stand against that.
Yeah.
Always.
In SARS, yes, even though I think they need something a stronger.
We're going to work on the branding.
Name.
Because I just, I need to know how we end it.
Because if we're saying end it, I need to know how.
And I'm all in and helping, you know, my people in the motherland.
But all I'm simply saying is just give people a chance.
Yeah.
Don't just press Beyonce and be like, yo, what are you doing?
But I can't be mad at T.O.S. Savage either.
And I tell you why.
Because T.
T.O.I. is probably in Nigeria.
You're going through it.
She's going through it.
And it's probably been going on for longer than we know.
You know what I'm saying?
And so now she's like, where the fuck is everybody?
Also, it's like every day when another person dies, it's hard to wait.
Yeah, man.
You know what I mean?
Like when people are dying, it's real hard to be patient.
You know what I mean?
It's sad.
Let's tell you something, man.
I'm sure if you go through that as a black person where it's like...
I was about to say that, yeah.
It's tough.
It's tough being black because I don't have enough bandwidth.
It's always some shit.
You know what I mean?
Like every other week it's something.
Every other week it's a new situation, police abusing a black person, killing a black person.
Think about all the people that don't trend.
You know what I mean?
Think about all the things that don't trend.
And I guess the way I was going with it is that I'm sure there's plenty of people.
Maybe I've even said to you on this podcast, which is like, yo, there's so much progress being made.
We're going to get there.
And it's so easy from the outside to look in and go, yeah, we've grown so much in the last 40 years.
Look how much better it is to be black in America in the last 40 years.
But if you're black in America now, you're not going like, oh, yeah, it'll be perfect in 100 years when I'm dead.
You want it now.
And rightfully so, you should be able to want it now.
That might be the sacrifice, though.
I mean, a lot of brothers and sisters from the civil rights era, didn't get to live to see the America that were in now.
Oh, we're always sacrificing for the greater good in the future.
100%.
But at the same time, those brothers back then weren't satisfied.
They weren't like, okay, this is enough.
No, no, no, not at all.
100%.
100%.
Damn.
So what you think about the Barney remake?
Shut up
Yo, there is really a
Barney remake
He said the reason why
That's because
Get Out, that's doing that?
Yeah.
He said the reason why
is because Barney taught us
I love you.
You love me.
Won't you say you love me too?
That's one of the first songs
I remember and what happens
when that isn't true.
Come on, bro.
Come on, bro.
I'm telling you, man, motherfuckers
is so woke, man.
They got to get some sleep,
bro.
They're tired, Joe.
Like, you're not just
and you're sleeping, bro.
Yeah.
I love you, you love me, won't you say you love me too?
But what happens when that isn't true?
What the fuck does that even mean?
Hold on, let me think.
I love you.
Give me a second.
You love me.
Won't you say you love me too with a knick, knack, paddywack, give a dog a bone?
But what does he mean?
What happens when that isn't true?
And Barney doesn't love you?
Oh.
Is it if Barney?
No, that's when Barney does some shit.
If you don't love Barney,
Barney acts like Taylor
Barney's coming with you with the pepper spray
This movie can't be no more than five minutes long
Because what happens when that isn't true
Well, I hate you, you hate me
Won't you say you hate me too?
Boom, end in the movie.
It's simple.
What did Barney start taking people out, bro?
That might happen.
Barney might start taking people out.
Barney?
Barney's kid.
My kid, he wants hugs, right?
Yeah, they might be like the wish we'll call it.
What's that? Pennywise.
No, who's the Avengers?
Not Avengers, I'm sorry.
Big Bird. No, no, no, no. Who's the clown?
It?
It. No.
Yes, that's the clown. Pennywise.
No. You guys.
That's it. That's what it is. It's the guy.
McDonald's. Ronald McDonald.
The Joker?
Thank you. The Joker.
Burger King.
It's like the Joker. Wasn't he not? Stop.
Wendy's. The Jail. Fish Filet. Long John Silver's. Go.
But wasn't he like a nice guy and then, you know?
The Joker?
No, you had that shit Chris Rock got.
He had the learning disability.
You know, he had that little nonverbal learning verbal or whatever.
What is that stupid shit?
Chris Rock made up so we could feel bad for him being a millionaire.
I'm not going to shit on this movie.
Can we shit on Chris Rock pretending that he's autistic or whatever he is?
What do you mean?
You get over it.
I'm just tired of everybody got a disability.
Everybody need to be disabled.
Why don't you have a disability?
I do.
I just don't brag about it.
What is it?
Big dickitis.
You know what I'm saying?
And a special woman about to find out tonight.
BDP, Big Dick Proposal.
Exactly.
Big Dick Proposal.
You want to talk about disabled.
Someone will be wheeling back to the crib tomorrow.
Okay.
Big Dick Proposal.
I'm not going to shit on this movie until I see it,
but it don't sound appealing.
Like this, I can't believe
Can you imagine going into a session
A TV studio to pitch this a film?
I got this concept about Barney
You know, Barney says I love you, you love me,
won't you say you love me too?
What happens when that isn't true?
Bro, that's how terrified Hollywood is
of black people, man.
Is that you could pitch that movie
It's a black dude and they're like,
I think he's got something.
I think he's on to it, I think.
He said, look, he said, I thought it was really heartbreaking.
I have no idea why,
but it feels like that makes sense.
It feels like there's something unexpected that can be pregnant but optimistic.
Oh my God.
Especially at this time now, I think that's really neat.
I'm sorry to interrupt, but it just hit me.
Like you were saying like I'm not going to shit on this movie.
Like that term shit on, but there are people who enjoy being shit on.
How do they feel about that term?
Yeah, that's true.
No, that's true.
People get paid, like they pay women.
They pay women and guys, guys like to get shit on and they'll pay, like back in the day, that was the thing.
They'd fly you to Dubai.
Yeah.
And that was the thing.
They wanted this shit on you.
They will take shit on you.
They'll give you big dollars, $50,000.
So.
Big dollars.
to take big shits.
I'm serious.
They would do that.
They would do that.
What?
I love when 21 Savage.
I love, listen, I love to hear them young boys say that.
21 Savage and Benny the butcher,
they'd be like, big, big, big money, big step up.
Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, least.
Big B, this big everything.
Big, big, man.
Big.
When you say it, you got to say it with your chest.
Big.
Big podcast.
Let's go.
Fad Joe does that too.
Fat Joe be like,
Big, big, big, big, big,
the big show.
The big podcast.
What you were saying?
By big shit.
Big shit.
Can you imagine that?
Can you imagine getting excited?
Are you a guy and you want a girl to shit on you?
Yo, that's so weird.
Take a big shit on me.
Big shit.
Big shit.
You paying a girl money to shit on you.
What does that do for you?
Bro, I don't get it, Doug.
I do not get it.
And where do they shit?
Like on your tummy?
Chess.
Some people like on the chest.
Why you said that so fast, Paige?
Yeah.
Page.
But why on your chest?
What is it do for the girl?
You can't even see it.
If it's on your chest, it's like you got to look like that down.
It'd be easier on your stomach and then you can see it better.
Who wants to see it?
Well, if you're into it, that's what you want to do.
I think that's a power thing.
I think when we talk about abuse of power, that's a power thing.
I think this is the fact that you can teleport.
person shit on me. But is it set up the day before? Like, do you pick what they eat so you know what the
shit is going to be like? No. Well, it's submissive. They're like a sub. Yeah, because imagine if I
could, imagine if I could tell you you take a shit right there on the floor right now. And then I would
just do it. That's power. Yeah, I guess it's power. But even on the floor is just a little bit more
understanding. Like, you see how it hits the floor. There's like a whole thing. But on your chest,
it just seems odd. I would need to pick the dinner before. I would.
I'd need to pick the shit.
I'd need to pick the material of the shit.
Corn.
No one nothing runny.
You want corn and you want lettuce.
You want things you could see.
Yeah.
And you want it to be solid.
Yes.
Like this come out one piece.
Just like a cliff bar.
Like an Ishgabibble sub.
Yeah.
What else, Taylor?
All right.
Come on, Taylor.
Come on, Taylor.
Let's go.
Does you want to talk about like, I guess, T.I.
And the urination?
His friend, Yron.
I mean, that's such an old style.
Nobody cares.
Like, yeah, they blew that out of proportion.
If Drake really unfollowed TI for that, that's kind of why.
I think it's corny, bro.
It's corny.
It's like, yo, it's not like his friend peed on you to disrespect you.
You know what I'm saying?
But also, I think it's corny of TI to even bring it up.
No, I'm going to tell you why.
In the context of the song, it made perfect sense.
The song is actually a great record.
It's called, um, it's actually called We Do It, B.
It's actually the name of the song.
It is.
It is, right?
It's with John Legend on it.
We did it big, yeah, we did it big with John Legend.
And he's rapping about Fulant, you know, rest in peace to Fulant.
And he's rapping about Cap, rest in peace to cap.
You know, Fulant got shot and killed and Cap got killed in prison.
And if you listen to the song, like T.I. is talking about moments in their life.
And you need to bring up the moment where some pee splatters on Drake, that's the best part of his life.
Bro, come on now.
That's a moment.
Sholtz, come on.
Shorts, you're out of your fucking mind.
If I pee directly on Drake, yes.
Yes.
But he didn't.
He was peeing in the aisle and some splatter went over to Drake.
No, that's not what I was told.
I was told some splatter hit Drake.
My little brother used to do that.
My little brother used to be drunk and he would get up in the middle of the night.
I remember one that I was sleeping and he got up and I just heard something.
And I looked up and he's just like peeing.
Yeah, he passed the bathroom.
Sleep peeing.
Yeah, it came in the room and just peeing like on the wall.
Yeah.
I had a buddy would do that when he was drunk.
He would sleep thing.
Exactly.
Yeah.
So I think that's what happened with the dude cab.
He was drunk.
stumbling around
pulled that dangling out
and Drake is kind of
porcelain colored
do you think
I just don't think
I just don't think it's possibly
just thought he was a urinal
he just started peeing all over
I don't think he was trying to be disrespectful
is what I'm saying
I just think it's kind of corny
bringing up like you got a lot of other shit
you could talk about you didn't need to bring that
one thing up in his life
I don't think that's going to be on his tomb
no it's a lot though
but I mean if you're talking about
different moments in somebody's life
You're not talking about all the other people he peed on.
You're talking about Drake.
He peed on Drake.
Because it's Drake!
Exactly.
Big pee!
That's the difference between Big Pea and just how he peed.
You know what I mean?
That's Big Pea.
That's big peella.
Sorry, Drake is the color of dirty urine.
Whoa.
What if he wasn't that color before that?
What if he wasn't that complexion before that?
And that's what changed him?
He was darker or lighter and that urine changed him as complete.
Wow, dude.
shots fired hashtag tory
stop
big Toronto
big Canada we need to build
a big wall all right
around the whole country
around that seat in the movie theater
that's what we need a wall
no what else Taylor
50 cent is about to start
making horror films
oh shit
perfect he'll find a way to do it
this guy's just
this guy's fucking impressive
perfect I am like thoroughly
impressed.
Perfect.
Bobby S.
murder denied parole.
You scrolled over something.
Go back.
I want to talk.
Let me see Kendrick.
Oh, well, Kendra.
I am absolutely positively waiting on
new music from Kendraq Lamar.
Kendrick Lamar is the leader of the new
school of this whole generation.
I know everybody gives the crown to Drake.
And I'm not, Drake definitely has a crown.
He definitely has a kingdom.
Just like Jay Cole got a crown.
Jay Cole got a kingdom.
But personally, Kendrick
Lamar is the best of me.
Really?
He's the best because he's quality over quantity.
You're not going to get a lot of Kendrick Lamar features.
You know, he don't just be throwing out songs every now and then.
You get bodies of work in the form of albums and that's it.
And he still has such a mysterious mystique about him when it comes to celebrity
because he'll put out an album and you won't hear from him for three years.
I won't hear from him for four years.
He's not all over social media.
You know what I'm saying?
He makes you wonder what he's up to.
He has a whole kid.
No one even knows.
Really?
A whole one?
As opposed to what, Taylor?
Half, a quarter.
Like, as in, it could be half if she's still baking, but she's not.
Oh, she gave birth to it out of her vagina.
I was, yeah, I was talking about the art.
Jesus.
But you just said.
He's a private person is what you're trying to say.
I'm just waiting on new Kendrick Lamar music is what I'm saying.
That's essentially what I'm saying.
Yes.
Anything else?
What else, Taylor?
I meant to, you guys scroll past this.
but you mentioned it, you know,
Gilly going off on Wack 100.
I just love Gilly, man.
I love Gilly,
I love Wally.
Can we get them on the pod already?
I love those guys.
Wallow would love to do it.
I know Gilly would do it.
Like, I love, like, those two right there
are the epitome of not making no excuses.
Gilly's always been able to reinvent himself.
And I think people really miss the fact that
Wallo was in jail for 20 years.
I didn't know he was locked up for 20 years.
Wallo hasn't been home. Walo hasn't been home four years yet.
Walo has not been home four years.
Walo did 20 years in prison.
I think armed robbery or something like that.
How do you do 20 years for just robbing somebody?
Be black.
But he's Indian, isn't he?
Wallow?
Yeah.
Why do you say that?
I thought he was Indian.
No, why he thought Walo was Indian?
He looks Indian.
Oh.
Hello ain't not Indian.
Not that I know of.
Bring it up.
or West Indian bare minimum where they got a little Indian in them.
I'm not sure.
Everyone has little Indian.
But yeah, I mean.
But his videos are so funny when he's like walks up into him.
Have you ever seen that on Instagram?
And it's just like that.
Those guys are great, man.
But you know, once again, you can't teach what those two brothers have.
Yeah, that's just chemistry.
It's just natural chemistry.
They're fucking hilarious.
Their cousins, their family.
Oh, I didn't know their family.
Yeah, they're really their cousins.
And that gilly guy is hilarious too.
Without trying.
Effiless.
Effilessly, man.
like effortlessly and they really
and they speak for
like a community of people
that are not necessarily being heard
in these spaces. You know what I'm saying?
Like you can't fake what they got. I love
million dollars worth of a game. And they really
got something to tell you because they, oh geez
who've done it and lived it. Like if Walo's telling you to stay your ass out of the
street for X, Y and Z reasons, you should listen
to that man. He did 20 years. You know what I'm saying? He's telling you things for your own good.
Same thing with Gilly. Gilly was really in the street.
Gilly wasn't just a motherfucker. I was
rapping. Yeah. You know what I mean? So yeah, I got, I just, in that episode with Wack, my
God, those are three, those are three motherfuckers who absolutely need to get paid to talk shit.
Gilly, Wack, and Wallow all need to get paid to talk shit. So you put them in the room and just to
hear them going back and forth their banter, they're yelling at each other, they're screaming
at each other, but you know it's not disrespectful. You just know that's just how
that they talk. Real motherfuckers talk when they get together. You know what I'm saying?
It ain't no ego. It ain't no, you know, arrogance. Ain't no beef about
to pop off.
It's just we're going to talk loud.
We're going to be aggressive.
People that don't know are going to be scared.
You know what I mean?
And that's that.
Who face looked mad scared when they were going to be.
He wasn't used to it.
Wait, really?
He was in the room.
He just looked like shook when Gilly started yelling and everything.
And Wack was just being calm.
That's the beauty.
I love a person who's just being calm pushing buttons.
He was just being calm pushing buttons.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Don't get upset that bird, man, because you couldn't get hot on the label.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I can't have Gillie felt for that.
I can't believe Gilby.
What happened?
He started.
I got to listen.
I got to listen.
It was good.
It was a great.
It was a great pot.
Their podcast is always great.
Wallow's not at all Indian or anything.
Let me call him now.
Doesn't he seem West Indian, but like, like, Guyana or some shit like that?
You're saying that?
Why?
Because of his face where he looks like his nose.
I don't know.
Yeah, just his facial features
kind of look like it.
Call me call, Wallow.
You want to hook it up to the computer?
Yeah, we got to get them on the pod, man.
That'd be great.
That's my guy.
I'm going to call Wallow right now.
Hold on.
Oh, it's going to connect.
Yeah, that we got.
Let me see if Wallow picks up.
I got to put it on speaker.
No, just regular call.
Oh, shit.
Come on, buddy.
We got technology out here.
It's Wakanda.
Well, I guess we won't find out of Wallo's Indian today, guys.
Maybe part.
I'm sorry.
Nope.
Maybe you'll call back.
We'll see.
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Yeah, that's great
Won't care about it next week
Okay, won't care about these of those two stories next week
But salute to the Jordans, doing amazing things
Daylo facing backlash calling herself
Negrita
Explain this to me, Alex.
What's Nagrita?
It's kind of like an endearing term
For darker skin
Hispanics.
Okay, yeah.
Why should you catch a flag for that?
Because she's considered more light skin.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was for...
Okay, not mind.
All right.
This is really interesting discussion.
We're having it on flavor, but this is like, it's really cool,
but I also understand why there's some pushback and, like, animosity.
Okay.
Right?
Because in Latin culture, nicknames are often, like, super obvious.
It's really funny.
Like, if you're short, they'll just call you, I don't know.
Bajo, Bajito, or something like that.
Andre chate.
Literally that.
If you're fat, they just call you gordo.
Exactly, right?
And it's just like, if you're skinny, they call you flaco.
They would always call me flaco, right?
And it's just part of the culture and accepted thing.
But if you're darker skin, they call you Negro or Negra or Negriito, Negriita.
What did you say?
Negro.
I think y'all got them in the net.
Getting close.
Okay.
Blame the Hispanics.
Chop and screw it.
It's the hardest out.
Please do not do that
They will do that if you say that
Man, that'll be so fucking
Andrew video
No, it will not
Yeah,
Gram
Blam
I'm gonna put salsa on all this shit
Get out of it
So
So I'm sure there's a lot of
Darker skin black
Like there's a lot of darker skin
Hispanics
That are seeing her call herself that
And she's like,
Yo, hold up
And they're like, yo
People of your skin color
Have been looking
down upon people of my skin color
because there's a lot of colorism within the Latin culture.
Right? So I'm sure they're like,
yo, it's fucked up. Now you want to call yourself Negita.
Like, what's going on here? Now that it's like,
it's cool to be black and Latin.
Now that Latin people are like embracing their black roots,
there's the Afro Latino movement.
Was she referencing herself when she said that?
Yeah, yeah. But so I can understand the pushback.
Like they're like, oh, now that it's cool to be black
and now that everybody's pro-black. Now all of a sudden
you want to be black when you were making fun of that before
you were looking down on that before.
So I can understand the animosity that goes there.
It's probably no different than like I'm sure they're like Africans that were made fun of in school by black people.
And now they're seeing black people embrace their like African heritage.
So they're going, oh, now that, you know, Black Panther comes out.
Now you want to fuck with us before you used to make fun of us.
That being said, when you look at how important J-Lo is to the Latin community,
her embracing her black roots, because I'm sure as like a child of the diaspora, she has African heritage.
Right? And her, like, taking that term in, I think it's really empowering. It's really cool. You know, and I think, like, a lot of black people maybe that will grow up, a lot of young, like black girls will grow up that are Hispanic. And they're like, oh, she calls herself Negita as well. Oh, people aren't using it as like a term of deerment that maybe isn't seeming as beautiful, but it can be beautiful.
I just feel like y'all like to fuck with J-Lo about saying N-words every so often.
That could be the case, too. I might have.
Back in the day for saying the
nigga back in the day?
Not back in the day.
It was retrofitted.
I don't think she went through it at all
when she did the song.
No, she did.
She didn't go back on.
Really?
The song with Jarl.
Wow.
I remember that.
I remember that.
Nobody gives Fat Joe any smoke about that.
He's whiter than me.
It makes no sense.
Yeah.
Huh?
Fat Joe is wider than me, bro.
Fat Joe is like,
you can just translucent, bro.
He's definitely more tanning.
Fat Joe?
Yeah.
Fat Joe?
There's no way.
Fat Joe.
is the color of like the paper you put meat in.
Nah, no, no.
He's, he's like well-butted popcorn.
Yeah, there we go.
Bro.
You're like white cheddar popcorn.
He's like the butter popcorn.
You're white-shed-
I'm as white as it gets.
I'm as white-chatter-cheat popcorn.
I'm as white as it gets.
Bad Joe you could see through.
No, man.
You tell me that man's darker to me, bro.
Hell no.
Come on, bro.
That's Joe Kratz.
He looks like DJ gluttony.
No, Joe ain't big no more
Come on,
bro, let me do my playoff
The Deadly Sins
You don't look like DJ envy
Yo, Joe, he's a comedian
All right
Andrew Shost is a comedian
Fat Joe put hands on me
If he catch me
Come on, Pat Joe
Come on everybody gets these jokes
I don't know if he retired yet
He got some story
Come on, bro
I'm tired of rappers
Not having a sense of humor
You're talking all that shit
You better have a sense of humor
Fat Joe and Tara Squaw
heard Andrew say, if he can catch me, challenge.
Challenge.
Okay.
Come on, bro.
Let's do some, um, asking an idiot, Taylor.
Okay.
So, not included Pye wants to know what's worse, wasting time or giving up.
What's worse wasting time or giving up?
I think giving up.
I think, uh, I think, uh, oh, yeah, yeah, that's one I'm thinking, yeah.
Giving up, because you just don't know if you're wasting time.
Exactly.
Because, you know, you could be chasing a dream or chasing something you want to do for years.
I'd rather spend my entire life trying to achieve a goal than spend my entire life wishing I did.
Absolutely.
And you don't know if you're going to achieve it.
If you give up, you might give up too soon.
You ever seen that meme that shows the person that's been digging, digging, digging, digging,
and they literally got one more dig to go.
They've been digging forever.
And they give up.
And that shit is literally right there on the other side.
So, yeah, I think I think giving up.
Oh, there's Wallo right here.
Walo!
My man, how you being, man?
Peace King. Listen, I'm on the podcast.
I'm recording the podcast right now.
My guy, Andrew Schultz,
he has a question for you.
Wallo, I'm a big fan of your Instagram, man.
I think it's great.
Andrew, how you doing, man?
What's up, man? You have probably
the most entertaining Instagram that I follow.
I thought that you were part Indian.
Is that not true at all?
I really don't know what I'm part.
You should have said?
I know.
But I know I'm part something.
I don't know.
Like, I thought I was, I don't, I don't, people be saying that men and key, the old man,
they be saying all types of shit.
Yes.
So, okay, I'm not the only person that's thought that.
No, no.
Thank you.
They were all looking at me crazy.
Everybody think, like, when I wear my gold chains on my neck under my shirt,
they be thinking like I'm a, like, some type of Latino baseball players.
Like, straight up.
And I have my baseball hat on.
People be thinking.
Like, man, is you Dominican?
I'm like, oh, I don't know.
You see what I'm saying?
I don't know if like, you know, my mom did some others.
I don't know.
I really don't know.
Like, who she was.
My dad?
Wasn't some Indian dude?
I don't, was it some Dominican dude?
I don't, you really don't be knowing shit, you know?
You never did a DNA test, Walo?
No, you know what I'm thinking about doing?
Like, uh, ancestry.
Yeah.
Ancestry.com.
Yeah, African.
I'm thinking about.
African ancestry is a good one, too.
You know what I got to check that going out.
I'm going to check them out.
I'm probably going to just go ahead and sit and figure it out because I just be going
with the flow.
I don't be no.
I'm just, they're like, you mix with someone.
So, you know, it depends on the conversation and where it's going at.
If the conversation is good and I'm in the rest, I'm whatever they think I am.
I might be Ethiopian today.
I might be Indian or might be Dominican next week.
You know, that's how you got to go.
You got to roll with that shit, man.
Hey, hey, Walo, man.
When you get some time, you got to come on the podcast, man.
I'm ready, man.
Listen, I'm listening.
I don't do no Zoom shit.
I'm cooling up.
I'm coming to New York.
Let's go. That's what we want.
I don't do Zoom.
Like, real, real me and Gil Mike Bumbrush Reference Club.
Just to bring the light, just to let people know, yo, you got to come in the building.
Stop all that skit.
Like, come in the building.
We got a couple of guests coming next week.
You know what I mean?
They got to start coming in a building.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't like, I don't, we do not do Zoom.
I don't fuck with Zoom with no podcast or no interview and shit.
I need all we right there.
Because the energy is different.
I'm with you.
The vibe is different.
It's like people feel,
this is like you interview with somebody
that you've never interviewed before,
you never met before,
is different than when you're seeing them come through your spot,
y'all are talking before.
Absolutely.
Relax.
Now they,
now they want behind the screen,
they want to play this professional shit.
You know what I mean?
I know you smoke weed and drink liquor.
They have bar fights,
but you try to act like they don't now.
You ain't going to talk about it?
You know what I mean?
Because they try to be,
Oh, they're sitting in it.
They got the house all cleaned back in.
That's why every time, even on Zoom meetings,
I'll be driving in the car, I'm down on the hood.
I'm here having it.
I'm not, because it's like, why is everybody in crib so neat all of a sudden?
And we're on Zooms and shit.
I don't be understanding that shit.
That's a little suspect.
I think you're capping.
You're capping on the Zoom.
They call it Zoom capping.
I feel.
I'm hit you up later, Walo.
Hit me up, man.
All love.
I'll be up there.
All love. I'll be up there.
Peace, man.
Listen.
I'm telling you, those guys are funny, man.
Those guys are great.
Jeffrey Tovin, you've seen that guy?
Oh, yeah.
But free him, though.
That's fucked up what happened to him.
He shouldn't be fired.
Not at all.
Nothing should happen to him.
No, he should be suspended.
Why?
We're not knowing how technology works
at 60 years old?
Yes, and you can't jack off
while you're on your Zoom.
But here's the thing.
This is the important part of the story
that everybody's leaving out.
They stopped the Zoom.
Okay, so they were doing a reenactment
of some election shit, right?
then there took a 10 minute break.
He went to beat off and muted his shit
thinking they would mute the video as well.
He doesn't know you can't mute video.
Go to your room.
Exactly.
Damn, you got the laptop right there.
Why I'm going to go to the room?
I don't jack off.
Well, why do you have to, what's making you turned on right now anyway?
Listen, I think you're on that Zoom.
Yeah.
Somebody on that Zoom had them open.
And I think the new name for jacking off on Zoom
should be called Tubin.
I think so.
I'm serious.
I'm going tubing is perfect, yo.
I'm going tubing.
I'm just saying, I feel bad.
for the guy because his old dude doesn't know anything about technology.
His intent was right.
He thought he muted the whole thing.
He thought he stopped the video.
He beat off on his computer,
which is how everybody beats off.
Apparently, that's a thing,
though.
People have been sending me videos since yesterday
when I gave him donkey a day.
Like, people keep sending me mad Zoom videos.
Of people forgetting to turn off the Zoom and they're jacking off.
I'm like, why?
We had a girl on Breakfast Club that said that she'd just be doing it.
Oh, now she did that.
She said she'd be putting her.
She was like, man, that should be so boring.
So she'll stop the video and just start watching porn
and just start.
going at it.
That's a double standard, bro.
That's literally what Jeffrey Toobin did.
You're going to get this guy fired.
I don't think you should be fired.
You got to suspend him for the unprofessionalism.
But he was, I always go off of intent.
His intent was to be professional.
He literally thought, what, like, because otherwise, what, he muted the audio
because he just didn't want you to hear him jerk off, but watch him.
That's weird.
But if you're in a meeting, imagine, I look at it like this.
Imagine it's a real staff meeting.
everybody's in the conference room.
Yep.
You can't just be like...
Nah, because the second you leave the meeting,
he thinks he's left the meeting.
The second you leave the meeting,
you're out of the conference room.
You're in your own space.
So even if you just leave the conference room,
you're walking down the hall.
You can't do this.
It's not the hall.
It's no longer the office.
He's outside.
Or he's at his home.
I just know that you should jerk off
in a professional setting.
He was trying not to.
He was trying not to.
He was too old to not do it.
That's my point.
He's old, bro.
That is a good question.
Imagine one of your parents.
Imagine you're dead.
Yeah.
They're going to end up jerking off on Zoom.
It is a good question.
I do want to know what the fuck got into him.
What did he see that made him say, I got to jerk this shit right now.
He had that plan, bro.
He had that plan the whole time.
That blue choo?
Maybe it was that blue chew.
He popped that shoe at the beginning of the meeting.
That shit started to go in.
He knew he had a 10-minute break.
He was going to crank that thing out, Soldier Boy.
Listen, by the way, Zoom.
Zoom is stressful as a motherfucker.
I do have to do things to mentally prepare myself to get on Zoom.
I hate Zoom interviews.
I hate Zoom calls.
Actually, this week on the Breakfast Club,
there's a couple interviews this year
that we did on Breakfast Club.
One in particular, the Nause interview.
I'm so mad that shit was on Zoom.
I'm gonna fucking interview no Nause on no goddamn Zoom.
You want to be in the room.
You know what I'm saying?
Fuck that.
And I'm gonna tell you something else
when it comes to interviews.
You feel like a pussy.
Why?
Because, I don't mean to say pussy.
Is that wrong with pussy?
I love pussy.
I don't know why we call things
that we don't like something that we enjoy.
But I don't, I'll just take the word back.
I just don't like it.
And the reason I don't like it is because if I want to ask you a real question, like one of those hard hitters?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You feel like a sucker doing it over Zoom.
Because you have safety.
There's some protection.
Yeah.
Not the same stakes.
Nah, man.
When you're in somebody face, that's when you can really hit them with it.
That's Charlemagne right there.
Like, damn, man.
You know what I mean?
Oh, by the way, that was, you know, this week, this is another thing about the end of
that there's a clip going around
of me interviewing Danny Green
from 2013.
This is how I know people
are really fucking slow online.
They cut the clip to where
it's me asking Danny Green.
So it's Tim Duncan bisexual, right?
People were posting that clip
and acting like this shit was a new interview.
They were like, Danny Green's fresh off
a championship for the Lakers.
He's been doing interviews.
He visited the breakfast club, whatever.
I'm like, yo, the studio looks different.
My face looks different.
They don't care.
It's 2013.
Yeah, they don't care.
This is hilarious.
Like, there's nothing new about this.
Let me see that page.
Where was he in 2013?
Was he with the Spurs?
The Spurs!
Sholomey and the God should be arrested after he asked Danny Green this question.
Arrested?
That's a lot, bro.
Arrested?
I think arrested is like new slang.
notorious radio host personality to the Breakfast Club,
Sholamang de God, asked the bizarre and totally random question to Danny Green.
This interview is seven years old, but it has been bought back to the light,
and it is just the weirdest and random question ever.
He asked Green as Tim Duncan bisexual.
And you may be saying that is weird, but what was the context?
The previous question was asking, Danny, where was he from in New York?
Here's the clip.
Now, I personally have never heard the rumors of Tim Duncan being bisexual.
That's because you don't do your Googles.
And quite frankly, I do not believe there is any rumors of that.
And Charlemagne is simply coming up with those on his own.
Lies.
I know he is known as a very controversial personality.
And I guess that is his stick.
But this was just bizarre.
Another Twitter user found this clip of a question he asked, logic.
And when I tell you, he should be thrown in jail.
Just watch it for yourself.
Once again, all of this shit is taken out of context.
The restraint logic shows you to want him a Nobel Peace Prize or something
because I do not know if I could have graciously moved on to the next question.
The question I would bring up is, does Charlemagne have that much pull and that big of a fan base
where he has not been kicked off with the show?
I mean, who is he?
Like, what is he known for outside of the show?
Anyway, he is wild.
The audacity he has in his stick is not even remotely funny.
The best thing I can associate him with is the Birdman interview because that was legendary
and the only thing he had to do with it was he just simply, was he was just simply in the room with
him. Lies! Once again, it was my line of questioning that got Birdman to act like that.
Birdman came in there angry because of the things that I've said about him in the past.
Furthermore, if you do your fucking research, pull it up, Alex.
That's crazy. That's crazy.
That's nuts. That's nuts.
You are a wild bad.
I was wild. I was wild. I was wild.
Pull up. Pull up.
Go to Tim Duncan bisexual.
Google Tim Duncan bisexual.
Jeffrey Toobin assed, motherfucker.
I was a wild boy.
You know you're nervous, but you're starting to.
You're scratching hair.
You don't have.
Now, no, no, no, no.
Put Tim Duncan.
That's what came up when you Google Tim Duncan bisexual?
Put Tim Duncan bisexual and put Tim Duncan bisexual and put
wife. And I'm going to show you where I got this question from in 2013. I'm going to show y'all
who don't do your research. Okay. Now, look, look at all these headlines. Chicago Defender.
October 4th, 2014. Tim Duncan is gay, says a strange wife. wife claims Tim Duncan is bisexual.
I can't watch this shit no more.
You know, I have to be. You know, funny on Ask Idiot. Blad TV. Wife or Tim Duncan
claims the five-time NBA champ is bisexual.
EliteDaily.com.
Ex-wife of Tim Duncan claims that he's bisexual.
You know where I got that story from, you fucking idiots?
I got that story from the fact that, uh, no, click on one of the article.
Click News One.
Click News One.
Right there, right there.
Right there.
Right there.
Because it's on mad websites, but y'all niggas don't, not niggers, but you stupid
motherfuckers don't do research.
Okay, posted July 24th, 2013.
The headline is wife claims Tim Duncan is bisexual and he did divorce.
proceedings. NBA San Antonio Spurs icon Tim Duncan pictured is immersed in a messy divorce that is
getting slimyer by the day. Hold on let me get to the part. Reportedly an unidentified source
told the blog that Duncan had been involved in a gay relationship during his way far as university
days. Um, where's the thing about his wife? Yes, Amy, yes, Amy said, allegedly said this
in the divorce proceedings.
Yeah, Amy treated Tim like a bitch
throughout there mad because, you know, he was fucking his BFF.
Listen, I don't know if that shit is true or not.
All I'm simply saying is I didn't pull that out of my ass.
That wasn't a random question.
It's about, that's bizarre, right?
There's literally a million articles about that
and his wife allegedly saying that in the divorce proceedings.
That's why I asked Danny Green that,
because at the time, Danny Green was playing for the San Antonio Spurs.
Now, would I ask that question in 2020?
Probably not.
You know what I'm saying?
2013, 2014, and whenever that was, yes, I was a wild boy.
You know, someone actually asked that, they said, is Tim Duncan gay?
Question mark.
I just don't like the fact that they act like I make this shit up.
Same thing with Logic.
Logic mentioned that about his sister twice in that interview.
Twice.
I was responding to what he said.
Like, I'm not just out there asking random, nut-ass shit to be asking random nut-ass shit.
and how do these things go viral
seven, eight years later
with no context.
People just take them
and literally somebody
one website posted that Danny Green shit
and the wild shit back of the day
that's it.
Yeah, but they're cutting it.
That wasn't wild though.
Yeah, but if they need something
to click on, let me just pull some of shit.
They probably do.
You're probably on the top of the list
I'd be like, all right, it's a slow week.
Like, let's just get some of the first time.
That's exactly what it is.
For real.
Let's get some retro Charlemagne clips.
Yeah.
Okay.
God damn.
Whatever, man.
Listen, that's it.
That's it?
There was one, like, if y'all could be,
I can't find the person who said it,
but it was like if y'all could be in any professional,
professional, why can I not talk?
Professional athlete.
What sport would y'all be?
Basketball, of course.
Basketball.
My man, nothing better than basketball, baby.
Basketball players move.
Basketball players and making the stallion
have a lot in common because they're tall and they're thick but they move so gracefully you know what I'm
saying so basketball baby I want to do basketball all day long that's it guys you think we did it
I think we got it bro all right listen if you look to this podcast you think we're smart you think
we're intelligent you think we're brilliant absolutely right if you look to this podcast and you think
we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant idiot's podcast
thank you for listening peace
