The Brilliant Idiots - Bob O’Marley

Episode Date: January 9, 2020

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It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. The Brilliant Idiot. Yep, Shalda Giac. Andrew Shil. We are the Brilliant Idiots. First motherfucking show back for the new year, baby. Yeah. I'm just bringing the New Year, man.

Well, furthermore, we got these church announcements? Uh, yes. The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. The Andrewsheltschelts.com. All the shows. We got the road to the special. You know, the specials. April 11th and 12th.

All three shows sold out. Thank you all so much for that, man. In L.A. So we got all the shows leading up to that where I'm getting it ready, man. So make sure you guys come out. It was the last time you get to see the Matador tour. This weekend we're in Tampa. I think it might be sold out.

Maybe a couple of weeks, a couple tickets left. Then next weekend we're in New Orleans. That's really big. I'm super excited. I fucking love New Orleans. One of my favorite cities in the world, man. So make sure you come out the Joy Theater. We're there.

And DeAndrewshelts.com for all the dates. You go get the rest of them. We're going to be in your city. I don't even know what the fuck I got going on. I do know on Friday at 7.30 p.m. I'm doing a screening for the bad boy for life movie. That's the third installment in the bad boy sequel. People still watch movies?

People still go out to the movie theater? Is that a thing? Yeah, I mean, I guess they're assuming that this is going to be a big event. You know, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence. Right. It was a super historic franchise. I mean, still is a super historic franchise, but at the time it was a favorite movie, man.

It was a blockbuster franchise. I don't know how that translates in 2020. Martin was first billing on the first bad boys. That's what people don't know. Really? Yeah. I don't remember. Martin was the big star.

Yeah, probably the first time around. Yeah. I wonder about the second one, it probably was equal. It was Will. Nah, well is. That's sick, man. Yeah, I heard this time there was this discrepancy that it was like Will was getting like 15 or Martin was getting like five or six and I'm like, that's disrespectful.

Nah, nah, nah, nah. Even now? Come on, you can't monique it. I don't think you got, I think Martin and Will both culturally. If you're coming together to do a bad boy movie It's not like Will has had a lot of blockbuster hits recently either Yeah but Will still has that like social currency He just got that though

No last two years It just dominated social I mean so the curse it's like what currency And I love Martin I'm a Martin Stan Like love Martin And the reruns of Martin never stopped Bro

So Martin's been like relevant for generations I don't know if reruns mean you're relevant Yeah man kids love Martin Do they? Yeah because they play I make kids say But think about the networks they play it on. They play on like MTV 2, BT.

So these are the people that are still watching Martin. You watch Martin? You watch on reruns? Say again? She said, yeah, and I also grew up on French. Oh, really? I was saying they kid. You watch Martin, Gillian?

See? But how old are you? Interesting. But then he's 22. They still matter. Reruns matter, bro. Maybe. No, no.

Reuns are great money. Syndication. That's all the money. I'm just saying Martin hasn't been in a big pictures recently. He hasn't been in a TV shows recently You know, you could tell when No, he was in that, well, he had that show on What the fuck was it?

They tried to do something. USA or something like that? I think they tried to do something. I don't remember. But he's touring, stand up. Like, any time a big artist starts touring, then shit ain't going right. Well, he never was touring though.

He started touring now. He was just coming out there and be like, Martin. That's it. He was doing Charlemagne. He wouldn't even tell him those jokes. Warn up. How are you doing out there?

Y'all ready for the first show? Y'all ready for the first show? But I don't know. Either way, I'm happy to see it. I'm doing the screening Friday. I'm going to watch it, man. I love those movies, man. To the brilliant that it, listeners,

if you follow me on, like, Instagram or something, shoot me a DM or, I don't know. Do we have an email? No. I want to invite a few of the listeners. It's not a big screening room. It's like a 70 people's screen room, so it's really, like, some...

Intimate shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I'm going to be there to watch the movie because I want to see it. Yeah, this is a big deal, listeners. Because any time I ask, Charleman, if I can come to a screening, He said there's no seats up. That is not true.

That's what happens. Every time, I need four seats. He's like, yo, it's tight. The only funny thing is it's tight. Andrews asked me to come to one movie.

Guess what it was? Black Panther. Yeah. I was going to shoot that shit up. No, shit. The one white guy. You know what's so funny? Wakanda for never!

If any other white guy made that joke, I'd be like, yo, let's get him out of here. Pat him down. All right? Andrew might be the only white guy I trust to not do a mass shooting. To not shoot.

I'm not that white. Jesus Christ. All right. But yeah, this Friday, a DM me or something, and I shoot you to link in the password to getting it. I'm only going to do a fuse, but hit me up on the Instagram.

That's dope. Now, where do we start, man? How'd you bring in the new year? I was in Anguola. Oh, yeah. You know my spot? You know, I love to go to the beautiful island of AXA, man, slew to all my Anguiling people.

You know, I've been going to Anguola for several years now. I go like twice a year sometimes, sometimes three. And it's like, yo, it's the illest shit in the world. when you're in another country and people will be like, welcome home, Shalaman. You know what I mean? And they know my wife

and they're like just happy to see us and like, you know, the staff we use. Like we got to, like my man's Tyrone, through the Tyrone, he's the chef. Like, it's home.

Like it literally does feel like home. And it's like, you know, like Duval pulled up for a couple of days. I saw that. I saw you flexing Duval style with the drone. That was his. The big pullouts.

You know, I don't have no drone. Uh-huh. Oh, you know. I was Duval. I'm doing that show. You couldn't. With the ball? Say what?

You couldn't tell it with him? Well, you guys were together. Oh. All you guys look, no, I'm shut up. I don't know how to do that drone shit. That should make me want to get a drone, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I don't have the, uh, I don't have the patience to carry that type of shit around, bro. Yeah. Like, I'm not, like, I'd be so in the moment. But you got so many people with you that you could just be like, you have to carry the drone. Like, Angelo, where's the white kid? Oh, there it is.

Jesus, girl. Right. Andrew goes. Yeah. Andrew goes. Yeah. He goes, I'm half black. No, but he said, I'm half black.

He said it the most Caucasian. Just fuck your white side, bro. Yeah, real talk. That's fucked up, bro. You can't just say fuck your white side like that. What did your daddy do to you? Yeah, he's corny. Wow.

This is like the opposite of being black. What's that? What's going on? What's going on? He hates his white dad. You hate the white. You got to know him to hate him. Jesus.

But now we have a ball. Duval pulled up the homie Tiffany Williams pulled up. The homie Candida was out there with her husband Lamont and her daughter. Like, it was fun, man. That's good. Good family of family.

A friend of fact. Van was there. Van was there. Fan was there. Sluid Van. You know what I mean? It was good. It was always good.

We got to check him with Van. He's going to be here on the next 20-something. Okay. Yeah, not this week coming, but the next week after that he'll be here. Yeah, we got to check in on Van. But I just, as long as I live, I want to bring my new year's in. on the island. Yeah.

For the rest of my life. Like that's my, that's my plan. For the rest of my life, I'll be bringing my New Year's in, in Angola. Wow. I'm not,

like, I don't care what job comes up. I don't care, like, you know, what work, I'm not doing it. Like, you got to disconnect and take that time for yourself.

My New Year's Eve, that's how I like to bring in my New Year's eat. It just gives me a different piece of mind. Right. It just feels good. You get charged up. You get charged up, man.

Yeah. What did you do on NYU? Um, so I went to Africa for the break. but not black Africa Not black Africa I went to Arabic Africa We're moving down slowly

Okay okay okay And so I went to Egypt So you went to French Montana's part of Africa I went to French I went to French as Africa Okay yeah yeah yeah And I went to Egypt and Morocco So I did New Year's Eve in Morocco

With my girl And then we were in the Egypt Cairo checking out the pyramids Funny the thing Andrew sent me He sent me a picture of the Spinks The Sphinx The Sphinx is the kind of beat Ali

It was a gas station But you So he was side by side with it Oh, this was great. So the spinks has no nose And Andrew got all the nose. You gotta slide him some nose, bro.

So how was it? I heard Egypt is kind of whack outside of the pyramid. Oh, the people who built the pyramids could not have been the people who built Cairo. Like, Cairo's a fucking dump. It is a fucking dump.

Really? And the pyramids are the most miraculous thing you've ever seen your entire life. No, I mean, that was the UFO. I have a different view on it now. Let's hear it. I'm high up for this, baby. I don't think that human progress is linear.

So I think the way we look at human progress is like, like apes become humans, humans learn how to use fire. Humans do you know how, yeah, right? So we might have been more advanced back in the day. Technology made us dumb. Now, no, no, maybe technology isn't made a number, but maybe what happened is when a generation or like a civilization dies out, now we have all the information from that civilization because we have the internet. We have phones. We have communication. We talk.

But if you were just by yourself on a patch of land, there's very few humans in the world at that time. And your civilization thrived and then died. No one remembers what tech you had. Yeah. I'm going to tell you why I kind of agree with that. Because also when it comes to like genetics, right? We don't know what humans looked like back then. Damn, I took a picture of this mummy.

I have a picture of a phone of the mummy. 12 feet tall. No, no, no. Not tall. Tiny. But their heads. Their heads. Our head like here in the back doesn't go back that far.

If you look at that mummy's head, it looks, I'm trying to think of a, it looks like it's wearing one of those ski helmets, you know, that kind of go way further back so it's aerodynamic. It moves way back, another maybe six inches further back. Now, I'm not saying that these early humans were able to access that part of their brain. I don't know they were human though. Maybe they were aliens that died here. Bro, maybe. Yeah, you said it was tiny, the head shape. I'll get a picture of it

I'll show you, but the head shape is clearly different. To me, that was the most drastic thing about it. Clearly different head shape. But when you see the size of these fucking pyramids, man, I was speechless.

I was literally fucking speechless. I can't wait to see him in progress. You got to go. I mean, you go, you see the pyramids, maybe see some more pyramids down south, and then you get the fuck out of there.

Yeah. And, but when you see the fucking sheer size of them, man, and how far they had to bring up? You know, they brought them from 17 kilometers away. They didn't...

How far is 17 kilometers? Half a mile? No, mile. miles. Miles. Look up kilometers. I got a high school education night school. I don't exactly know how what kilometers are either.

But think about that. Like, it's not like they just 10 miles. 10 and a half miles. One kilometer is 10 and a half miles? No, no, one. 17. So think about it's like it's like they're just, it's not like they're just using the rocks in the area.

They chose a specific area that was on a plane. It was high so that the water wouldn't erode it. Yeah. They knew exactly what the fuck they were doing. And I always say this when we talk about being human. It just seems so physical. impossible, but I'm only saying that based on the realm of my understanding and what I've seen. There we go.

I don't know how human beings were back then, because isn't there theories that humans were much taller back then? And when you go inside the pyramids, you look at the hydroglyphics and they make these tall, skinny beings. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's possible. I mean, another thing is, like, I don't think that the, I don't think that the pyramids were used for the reasons they said. And I also think they're way older. I don't think they're 4,000 years old because that puts them in biblical times. And I think like all the biblical people want to be like, yeah, we made them shits.

Yeah. Nah. What do you think they were for? Some said that they were like a power system and they used the same kind of technology that Tesla used. Remember that guy, Nikola Tesla everybody talks about? And like how he had like a cordless power system.

I don't know exactly. No one of us, but you can look it up. How about Tesla that made the cars? Elon Musk named the car after this guy, Nikla Tesla. Got you. And apparently Nicola Tesla. Tessa was like killed by Edison and like the power companies back in the day because he had another way of generating power that would be free. It would just be using like the fucking neurons in the air

or something. So they say it could be that. I mean, they said they built them using like water levees and canals. All I'm saying is you look at this thing and you sit down there and you realize what humans are capable of. And like as we take the podcast to the next year and as we take our careers the next year, I wanted to see peak human ingenuity. And I want to be inspired by that. I want to look at those pyramids and be like, human being somehow got those fucking bricks to the top of that pyramid.

There is nothing that I shouldn't be able to do. If they could figure that out, I should be able to figure it out. I mean, the new pyramids are like Twitter, right? The new pyramids are Instagram. Like, seriously. We were wondering what the new pyramids are. They are. Because all of that shit, when you think about 20 years ago, that's YouTube.

Whoever invented that? That shit, like those are the new pyramids. Bishop T.D. Jake always says, you have that in you. He said, when you look at a human being, a human being has that business in them. They have those pyramids in them. They have that social media site in them. They have something in them that just hasn't been pulled out yet. They haven't pulled out of themselves.

So humans are able to do extraordinary things, extraordinary things, shit that make you look extraterrestrial. That's the type of shit you want to create, right? Some shit where you'd be like, yo, nobody on this. The planet could have made that shit. That's it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I get it. I get it.

I mean, like, even, I feel that way, I feel small. Like, when I'm, like, on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Yes. And you're just looking around and you're, like, looking at this big body of water and you're looking up at the sky. And you just, like, I'm insignificant. Not only you insignificant, but look how dope all of this is. Yeah. Like, something created this.

Yeah. But that something also created you to be a part of it. Yeah. That shit right there makes you feel a. different level of worthiness, bro. Like, I'm just as magnificent as this ocean. I'm just as magnificent as this sky. I'm just as magnificent as these trees,

these fish that you see in the water. I'm just as magnificent as all of these things. So you got to act like it. Sometimes you need to, like, put yourself in the situation to know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can look at pictures of the pyramids and, like, we can look at things at a distance for a while, but there's something about, like, being in that ocean

or being in front of the pyramid. It really puts things in perspective. Like, when you make a movie or even when you build something, I don't care if you put a nail into a piece of wood and create a fucking coat hanger. There's something about going like, oh, I did that. I can do things. I think it's probably what people feel

when they first start to lose weight. Like they're fat for a while, and then they go... Ooh, they start to unlock that hidden character that exists within them. I thought you said carrot. And I was like, they're definitely not... Character.

And the carrots in there. Yeah, yeah. Didn't know you were there under there, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. So it was cool to see. It was cool to be inspired. Dope.

I remember you sat like that. Dope. What do you think of George Lover Lopez's comments about, about killing Donald Trump. What did he say? Well, you know, there was this fake story going around that Iranian authorities had an $80 million bounty. Right. For the killing of the president.

That's the first thing we have to address. We've told you all this on this radio. I said the radio. On this goddamn podcast for years. Yeah. When will we stop falling for fake news? Yeah. When are we going to stop letting the Internet dictate our motherfucking thoughts and our actions?

who is actually doing research. Because when I saw that story, the first thing I did was Google it to see where the source was. I couldn't find a reliable source. So I'm like, I don't know if this shit is real, bro. Like, where is this coming from? But the internet took it and ran with it.

Why do we do that? Because we want to believe it. What do you always say? Nobody cares about the truth from the lies will entertain. 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wouldn't you like to believe your people built the pyramids? I think we did.

I'm just saying, like, you're not meaning your people, like your people. Like the Egyptians, not. Like Egyptians that rolled up on these pyramids were like, yeah, yeah, we built that. Um, I don't, I'll be honest, but you, it doesn't matter about the pyramids. No, no, no, everyone's talking about narratives.

I think the alien narrative is better. It's better because you know you didn't do it. But what if someone, what if someone's like, yo, you know, Charlemagne, you know, aliens actually really put all Charlemagne's genius in his head. That's dope. Yeah, you would like that. I would run with that one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if they're like, Charlemans not really real and it's actually an alien doing all that stuff? that would be dope because that would mean I'm doing such fly shit that him being in the Illuminati ain't good enough. Him being gay giving up that ass

for these positions ain't good enough an alien had to come down and put this shit in my head and I'm fucking up the game so much that they had to blame it on extraterrestrials. I would actually like that. Right, right. But George Lopez commented under the IG account

that says I ran off his $80 million bounty for Donald Trump's head after and he said, we'll do it for half. And so now, of course, he's going to get that from the Secret Service. As he should. As he fucking should. Y'all know, I love me a good joke as much as anybody. Leave people to fuck.

Leave the president to fuck alone. This ain't about Republicans. This ain't about Democrat. This ain't about liberal. This ain't about conservative. He's the fucking president of the United States of America. What's the joke? I don't understand the joke.

If there was something clever about doing it, absolutely. No, I don't think there's no clever way. What's the joke? I don't think that's a clever way to joke about killing the president, bro. No. I don't think it's worth it. I'm not saying it's no, I take it back. I'm not saying it's not clever.

I see your wheels turning. That white privilege will not protect you from this. I'm not going to talk about the current president. The secret service will come. I'm not talking about the current president. Say what? They're going to send the men in black for you. And then put that pro-up.

Minorities get the secret service. White people get the men in black. Because what they do to us, we got to forget. I'm just saying it's not worth it. He's the president. Yeah. There's not a president in the history of. United States of America who didn't get

deaf threats and who people didn't the Secret Service didn't react to. Donald Trump got just as many as Barack Obama. Yeah. Just as many people threatening to kill Donald Trump as they were threatening to kill Barack Obama. Yes. So I don't see the reason for him leaving that comment. The only difference is that the people threatening to kill

Donald Trump are like the liberal pussies that don't have guns and the people threatening to kill Barack Obama were like loaded. They were stacked. Republicans got weapons. They got the AKs. They got the Nines. Nobody willing to kill, no one's saying that they're going to kill Donald Trump has a gun or would even do shit.

I'm not sleeping on. None of these people who, these people who are, fuck the liberals. Oh. And people that are run up to you give you a hug with that bomb on their back, God damn it. Who are they? Those guys from Iran. All right.

Okay. Those guys I run from. All right. They're not getting let it. Shit. I'm going to, listen, I don't trust. Taylor, don't worry about something. Taylor, don't worry.

Yo. Iran said about Trump. No, no. There was like this Iranian. He was crying about like, We don't hate Americans. We just hate... They probably don't.

They don't. Just like Americans don't hate Iranians. No. But if you come and want some smoke, you go and get it. This is what I keep telling motherfuckers. It's like all these like hipsters are on Twitter now talking about like American, like American politics and geopolitics. It's so pathetic. It's like they forget how history works.

They're out here and they're going to, don't poke the bear that's Iran. And it's like, we're the bear. Do you forget who the fuck? We are. I agree, but the smoke got to be worth it. If you, what is an embassy? There's multiple things. The hotels.

It's not that cool. It's about three star. What that? Embassy suites. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, is that who they attacked? Oh. They got one of them in Iraq?

Holy shit. No, but like an embassy is your country's soil somewhere else. Iran has an embassy in America. We don't go in there. We're not allowed in there because that's their soil. If you attack an American embassy, you are attacking America. Are we sure they did it, though? 100%.

You know what I have. I hate about these bad guys. They have you. They've done it. They said it. I hate all these bad guys because they don't ever have no origin store. We started hearing about them after we got them. And it's like, oh, he was a bad guy. He did X, Y, and D. He just said, could you lead us up to it? So then maybe we won't feel so.

You want to go, like. You want to go, like, the whole, like, what's his uncle Ben is killed or whatever? When they did some shit, when they did some shit, put the things, throw it up there. Right, right. They get a bigger deal. So when y'all finally do go get these guys. Because every five years, they go get a bad guy. Yeah.

That seems like it. You find a new one. You fight whether it's bin Laden, whether it's Saddam Hussein, now it's this guy. It's all bullshit. What do you mean it's all bullshit? Like, they're not real bad guys? It's all bullshit. It doesn't matter. Like, none of these really matters.

Do you know what I'm saying? We're just there because we're fighting over the most powerful resource in the world, which is oil. Iran has oil. Like, you don't think there's bad guys in every other part of the world? We think there's bad guys in the Amazon? Fucking up people that are tribes. You think there's bad guys in Africa? Yeah.

But we're like, oh, but yeah, you just kind of handle your shit over there. There's a bunch of bad guys in the Congress. That's what I'm saying. So why does America, like you said, the greatest military powerhouse in the world, why was this guy such a threat that they had to go get him now? It was a sign of strength. It was, yo, you're getting a little cute. You don't think it's a distraction from the impeachment.

They were getting, this is what people don't want, this people have such short memories. Do you know if Hillary was president? You know how much faster we would have been in Iran? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hillary wants to kill everyone in that region. You think she'd have got them already. Already! Yeah.

Look, regardless of how you think about. Trump, he is an anti-interventionist in policy. He's get people out. Let's go. But if you attack an American embassy, you have the responsibility to protect Americans abroad. And if you send a message that it's okay to attack an embassy, then other Americans that work at the embassy are like, what, is that going to be us? But isn't doing what he did now contradicting everything he says about pulling people out? Because now you've got to deploy more people. You've got to put more people in.

If you come at the king, you best not miss. And by the king, I mean America. If you come at the baddest motherfuckers in the planet, you better not miss. Listen, that's the other thing when I heard. They tested us. It was a test. It was like, yo, y'all been pussy. We've been doing whatever we want.

We blew up some Saudi oil tankers. We shot down one of your drones. Granted, the drones shouldn't be on there, but it was nothing. There was no missiles on the drone or anything like that. But we shot down to, they've been going to see how far they could go. And they went a little too far with the NBC. I haven't spoken to anybody who said he wasn't a bad guy.

Yo, yo, he's a bad guy. This is the most important thing of the whole thing. Where'd they kill him? Iraq, right? Where's he from? Iran. Why the fuck you in Iraq? I'm going to be honest with you.

Why are you in Iraq? I'm going to be honest with you. I have no idea because the only thing I know about Iraq is the only thing that separates them is the last letter in the name. That's it. It's all ironic to me. I don't know. I don't know the difference between Iraq and Iraq and being honest. Is why you in Iran?

Yeah. It sounds like they were cousins. It sounds like they're right by each other. Oh, they all are cousins. Okay. I mean, they're all coming from the same Arabic people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, I'm sure you can trace them all back to, like, tribal stuff.

So he can't be in Iraq? Say again? He's not supposed to be in Iraq. Why are you in Iraq if you're not up to some nefarious shit? You're supposed to be in Iran. It could be pussy. It could be food. Why we're just assuming this man's up to no good?

Persian girls are bad, bro. They got plenty of good-looking women in Iran, dude. You stay in Iran if you want good-looking women. And I heard they got him at the airport. What you mean? I heard it was at the airport. They keep them all at the airport? No, I heard they got him at the airport when they took him out.

No, they were driving. They were driving. Yeah, yeah, they were driving on a thing. It was a sinus strength. It was basically that... It was a drone, right? It was a drone. This is what it was.

It was, if you take our embassy out, we just want to remind you who the fuck we are. We will take down your number one commander like that, and not a single American troop will be deployed. But literally, like that. So it's a message. How did they figure out how to not, how to keep drones from working in those regions? The only reason I say that. What you mean? Because when Duval was in Anguola, we were staying at this one...

And they wouldn't allow the drone to go. The drone wouldn't move. Yeah, because we involved. the technology. That's how. Okay? And the guy was like, well, it's too close to the airport. It's like, how do they make fake Jordans? Because the same motherfuckers that make the real ones make the fake ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They got the codes. You know, we invent all the shit. And then we sell everybody the bullshit. And then we sell everybody, you selling missiles to Saudi Arabia. You sell a missile or planes to Saudi Arabia. Yeah, we send you the fuck shit.

Yeah. Once we make some better shit, you get the other one. Chris, come here for a second. I want to ask you a simple question. Because everybody thinks Andrew's a Trump supporter. What do you think about this situation? Chris, come over. here because the camera's behind you. We don't really have to see Chris. Yeah, but he's got a much better voice than face. He's going to block everybody. Remember when people found out he was white? Yeah, it was shocked.

It was absolute shock. Yeah, everybody thought he was black. Yeah. All right, go. Yeah, I mean, I see it a little differently. I think there is more than just to show a of strength. I don't think the attack on the embassy was that big a deal in the scope of what's happening in the Middle East. I think Saudi Arabia and Israel are probably playing a much larger role in this decision. 100%. It is true. Iran's been like incredibly aggressive in terms of Iraq in particular.

So you got to understand that the Iranians are Shiite Muslims. Yes. Saudis are Sunni. Are Sunni. And when Saddam Hussein was in charge of Iraq, it was a Sunni. No. No, he was Sunni. But what was Iraq?

There was a Shiite minority. But what was Iraq when he was in charge? It was a dictatorship. It was a dictatorship, but it was a place where everybody could live, regardless of your, of your religious denomination. Unless you're a Kurd, but he ruled with an eye on Muslims. Oh, Kurds are Muslims. But if you were Muslims, you're Shia, you're a Sunni, everybody was protected. Right.

So when he was taken out, that opened up an incredibly volatile situation. And basically, it's still playing out now where Iran, you got to remember, Iraq and Iran were in a bloody, terrible war for like 15 years. I mean, it was a horrific war. the worst in world history, like really terrible. But now Iran has been asserting more and more influence over Iraq to the point where it's a lot of people, especially Americans in Israel, see them as essentially running Iraq right now. Right. So I think that's largely what this was about, which was trying to give them a lot of pushback in Iraq. I mean, my- So was taking them out worth it? Well, we don't know. We haven't kicked them out because what's happening is-

taking out the guy. This is my concern. If you look at it, if you look at it, if you look at it, Look at Iran over the last year. You take one American life, you got to go. Wow. Simple as that. What do you mean? What does that mean? I mean, McDonald's kills way more people in America.

Jesus Christ, you wanted to nuke McDonald's? But I'm just saying, like. No, no, real. But is McDonald's not giving you a choice whether or not to eat McDonald's? That is true. You make a choice to walk into McDonald's and then feed your fat self. That's true. We have that choice.

But we also have, I mean, you could say, what's this guy doing in Iran? He was up to nefarious stuff. You can also say, what the fuck are we doing in Iraq? Iraq. Guess what? Nefarious stuff. So you dealing with the most nefarious. Yeah, I get it. So what happens if they vote us out, vote our troops to get the fuck out Iraq? What happens? They're not going to leave. They're not going to leave. Here's my, this is my bigger concern outside of... But you know why they did that? Because they're being bribed by the Iranians. The Iranians are bribing all the tribal leaders in the Iraq area, right? To who... This is

tribal territory. People don't understand what, like, what, like, Iraq is not like you're going to Chicago or New York City. We're talking about, like, very... I don't understand the right word. Like very primitive levels of living. We're talking about like, like I had a buddy of mine who had a Marine troop there. He was in a nation building for a... And like, he had to introduce the idea of garbage cans.

Like, we're talking about like very simple levels of life here. But, you know? I mean, New York doesn't have garbage cans. Every corner. Oh, I see his trash on the street. Good, bro. You've been living good if you're not walking on the streets, everywhere.

Come back to that regular life with us, man. New York is nothing but trash on the street everywhere. Well, we got a lot of shit to throw out. I guess my point is it's like it is it is a very tricky situation. For sure. Absolutely. And I'm not saying that Americas are the good guys in terms of what our Middle East policy is. Right.

But Iran definitely is not. No, but my concern outside of whatever sort of retaliation ends up happening, because obviously if they retaliate New York or L.A., that's going to be a whole other story. That's the scariest shit. That's the scary shit to me. They're not doing shit. No, I'm not going to ever be that cocky. I'm going to tell you why.

the president is branded. Meaning that they don't have to strike. Did you see what they did? They shot some missiles up in the air. You know why? They did that little fireworks. But you know why nobody got killed? Why is that?

Because Iraqi soldiers tipped the U.S. soldiers that were in that base. And I know that because I got a guy who's got people over there. There was minimal damage to the base. They didn't even damage to the base. It was a fake sign of strength.

You know what they said in Iran? They said 80 Americans died. What they're trying to do is show their people that they're not push. but they did the most pussy thing and let it go. They literally did the... Hold me back. Hold me back.

But what would have happened if they hadn't gotten tipped off? Say again? What would have happened? I don't believe that. They're not stupid. We'll turn their whole country to a parking lot. I'm sure. They're not stupid.

But they already willing to die! No, they do Jihad. Okay, but this is what I was trying to say. This is not... They want to die! They take some 11-year-old kid who knows nothing else. He has nothing in the world to do jihad. Not the guys that are living good.

They're eating caviard fucking pussy. My fear with America always... is sometimes we get a little too cocky and a little too arrogant. You really forget, we're the one that knocks, bro. Yeah, but you remember that shit? Say what? You forget 9-11. What about, I forget it?

I was here. That's what I'm saying. So we can't get too cocky and think things like that can happen. No, that's all I'm saying. A hundred percent things like that can happen. I'm not saying they cannot happen. But what I'm saying is when they do happen, we are the craziest people on the planet.

Is it worth it though? We think that Russians are. But is it worth it? Is it worth it worth it in all those American lives? It's never worth it to lose American life. But if you take an American life, there has to be the highest consequences. A single American life...

That I agree with. The fucking title wave is coming. And the only reason I don't like to act super gangster with shit like that, because... And I don't know, maybe this one hits a little different only because for some reason, I know a lot of motherfucking soldiers.

Like, I know a lot of people that are going to be deployed. Like, one of my homegirls were telling me this morning, and she was like, motherfucker, I got a year. And I had a year. and a half left. And then I would be able to pass off my benefit. I do my 10 and I'll be able to pass off my benefits to my child.

Now this shit happens. So I might get deployed. And she's like 25 years old. And then when you see these soldiers talk about you, I know that shit's all fun and games. 25 years old and she's been in the army for 10 years? Not 25. Which army is she in ISIS?

No, she's like 27, 28. I think 28. She'd been in, it'll be 10 years and a year and a half. So whatever that is. But then when you see these people talking online and they're like, yo, it's all fun and games, but, yo, we might die. It's those of us who aren't coming back. Like, it's easy for us to talk and that cocky on the radio and on podcasts and like America is America.

We ain't on the front lines. 100%. We are on the front line. If you're in New York City, you're on the front line. No, no, no. As long as you stay away from Trump Towers, you're fine. That's what they say to the World Trade Center. But George Bush didn't have no branding.

Trump got branded. If you really want to make a statement for Trump, you can like go hit something. What is America's branding? What do you mean? What is our branding? It's New York, baby. Yeah, but Donald Trump is Donald Trump. But Donald Trump is the guy that's out there talking that shit.

But they know they're not coming close to Donald Trump. But you could blow up the fucking Trump towers in the middle of New York. All right. And that's easy. That's a little easier than freedom towers and all that shit. Freedom towers is kind of a little difficult to get in and out of. All right. Look, all I'm saying is, as New Yorkers, we are on the front line.

It's not like we not. And we have been here. We've seen every Armageddon movie in the world, and New York is always the first. It's never a monk's corner. You know what I mean? we got deal with this shit. That's the place we try to drive. And also New Yorkers, let's be real about this,

it's Manhattan. It ain't Brooklyn, any queen, ain't nobody going to queue gardens to blow shit up. You know what? There was a plot for Atlantic Avenue once. Say what? Atlantic Avenue, they were going to blow up.

What would they go blow up there? The train, the hub, Atlantic Avenue station. Yeah, that's what that is. Yeah, I've always heard that about the train. Who's going to blow it up? There were some Middle Eastern guys who, they caught them before it happened, but Atlantic Avenue was one of the targets.

Man, stop robbing them stores, bro. Can you stop robin the fucking Yemeni stores, man? These poor Yemenite people, they're going through a hardship in their own country, then they come to Brooklyn, they open a deli, now they're going through hardship over here, leaving them alone, you. I'm not sleeping on nothing. I want you to be right. Yeah, I want you to be absolutely right,

but I'm not sleeping on nothing, especially in this era. Because shit is just weird, bro. You know, it's global politics. We have to understand. Global politics are the prison yard. You know what I mean? And while everybody goes, to prison I would imagine and they start saying

yo would it be better if everybody just kind of gets along here this that the other and then somebody acts out and if you go that's okay he was just having a rough day now you're food you also got the guys in the prison who want to butt fuck you just for the sake of butt fucking you know who does the butt fucking you know who does the butt fucking

you just fart Jesus Christ Taylor what was that? What was that? I said like right before he about to pop Taylor came in to work Both her eyes are completely red. Blood vessels pop. Blood vessels pop. What the fuck?

From what? You got a hemorrhoid? Be honest. No. I want to know why. I think she's getting beat up. Is a guy beating you up? I saw you on a yacht.

I saw you on a yacht. Taylor, I saw you on a yacht. Taylor, if a man is hitting you, you let us know right fucking now. If a man's hitting me, you'll know that I'll be in jail, right? Why? Because I'll kill him. You'd be knocked out. You can't you talk about.

Yeah. You were killing me. Twice. Like a Curley and Sue? What is that? Boink. What is that shit called? Mo Curley.

What was it? What was it? What were those guys called? The three stooges. Poik, point, doink. We need that sound like that. Does it hurt? No, I can see clear.

The moral of the story is George Lopez was wrong. I don't get a fuck. What y'all say. Stop threatening the goddamn president of the United States of America. I don't give a fuck. I don't care if, I don't care if Bow Wow became the president of the United States of America. You can't say you wanted to kill Shad Moss. Unless you do it funny.

Man, shut up, man. If you do it, because I'll defend comedy to the death. That wasn't comedy, though. Say what? That wasn't comedy. And by the way, I agree. There's no joke. We'll do it for half. But why would you want to bring on like heat to your people? You already know they don't like you. Exactly. You know they don't like Mexicans.

Not to mention, you're American. Stop working for half. You know what I mean? You acting like you're Mexican-Mexican. You know what I'm saying? Like, stop doing these deals. You're on this side of the wall. You know what I mean? George Lopez out here trying to undercut Iran. That's fucked up. Why are you trying to take brown jobs, George Lopez?

He's really trying to steal brown jobs. Bro, that is fucked up. It's like you absolutely, you absolutely reinforce the narrative about Mexican people and didn't even mean to. Every Mexican stereotype. What did Trump say? They rape, they murder. They're stealing our jobs. And he's just out here like, hey, we'll do it for half.

We'll do it for half, bro. Trump is right. Come on, George. George. George, be better. You walk right into that one, bro. Don't let your emotions get better. Get the best of you, man.

Say you're not doing it for any less than $15 an hour. Jesus Christ. My God. Jesus Christ. See, George, how funny killing a president can be if you want. George Lopez. His name is Andrew Shorts.

I'm sure you're familiar with him by now. George is an OG. I love George. It'd be a nice little Twitter beef to get into. I love George. I love George. But be honest, George, you're not doing shit about Trump. Let's be honest.

Nobody is. By the way, by the way, none of us are. situation in a situation like this, there is literally nothing we can do but pray and hope for the best. And if you're not, if you're an atheist, all you can do is hope for the best. That's it. That's it. Seriously. Yeah, what do you do in this situation when you're an atheist? You just keep going about your life. You drink your Starbucks. You drink your water. Because by the way, are you pointing at me like I'm an atheist? I'm just saying, what do you know? What do you? I'm not an atheist? I'm just saying. Whoa. What just got coughed up right there.

If a bomb drops on this building right now. Yeah. What the fuck can we do about it? Listen, Taylor looks like it already got dropped on this bill. I think you look, you keep going through it. I'm like that. I'm 41 years old. I got about 40 more summers left. I'm not wasting my time on shit that I can't control, bro. Facts.

I'm just not. I'm not going to sit around and stress about this shit. Like, do I want to see more truth going to war? No. Because that shit hits different when you actually know these people. And it's not like I didn't know soldiers before, but it's different when you actually got homies that's in the, military and people you know that's in the military.

Yes. Like you're like... These are your lives. I can't see you over there fighting like, because it's real. It's real, dude. So, you know, I don't like this situation. I hope that nothing else comes up. I hope it everything. I hope that we made a statement got rid of this guy. These dudes

wanted to deflect the story and our pussy. Nobody got hurt. I hope this where it is. Did you see Colin Kaepernick's statement? No, what do you say? Poor Colin, man. He goes, he goes, when... Let's read it verbatim.

Yeah, read it, perfect item, so we didn't get it wrong. We can't, we don't want to take them on a context. This is a perfect example of like, you just do the research. Just do the research. You don't grab anything that fits into your narrative. You just do the research. I didn't see what he said. I was gone.

It was on Instagram, right? I think it was on Instagram. I was in Angola. He said, it's another example of, what is it? There is nothing new about American terrorist attacks against black and brown people for the expansion of American imperialism, right? American has always sanctioned and besieged black and brown bodies, both at home and abroad.

American material militarism is the weapon wielded by American imperialism to enforce its policing and plundering of the non-white world. What's the problem? Do you know what Qasim Soleimani did for a living, the guy who they killed? Never heard of him until he got killed. This is his job. Iranian imperialism besieging brown people. Only those brown people were in Iraq.

The point is, know what the fuck you're talking about. If you're going to grandstand about it, know who was killed. So they took out a brown guy who was doing the exact same thing we're doing. Okay. We're both fucked up. Simple as that. But the point is, it's like, you don't bother to research at all about what's going on in the situation. You're like, oh, this fits into my narrative.

Well, you're all slot it right in like a video game. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But meanwhile, he was the other, what's his name? Kasim Salamani. He was a brown guy who was oppressing other brown people. Other brown people. Sounds like a great point to me. I don't know.

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God damn it. She's from Linden or Patterson to fucking Newark. Get your internet box. Yeah. Get your internet box. All right. Should adults be panicked over the possible military draft? Say what?

Should young adults be panicked over the possibility? We got a military of like a million people, man. Come on. Iran is a very small country. Like, come on. You're comparing. Would you go fight? Of course.

Really? Of course. Absolutely. 100%. Really? Absolutely. You know they're making a draft to you 40. Whatever it is.

I feel guilty. I'll be honest with you. I feel guilty that I didn't earlier. I feel like I should have done it. It's one of my great regrets in life. You're a real American, bro. Yeah, I believe in this. That's dope.

My dad was in the Army, and I believe... Oh, wow, I didn't know that. 100%. Okay. Yeah. He upped his own draft card. That means he drafted him. He said, I'll come even earlier.

You need me now? Wow. Now, wait a minute. What was he doing? Nothing? Exactly. I don't know. I need some context.

The time sounds way more heroic when you leave something behind. Like if you were going to be like, fuck this stand-up shit, I'm going to fight. No, but he had college education, which at the time was like, I mean, my dad's old. He's 75 years old. So if you had a college education back in the day, you can get a job in a fucking heartbeat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he upped his draft card, and he asked to be sent over. They didn't send him over.

They had him in an intelligence base in Baltimore. And he asked, they asked to be sent over, and they wouldn't send him over. And he's like, I'll go over in any capacity. I'll take pictures, I'll do whatever it is. But he felt like that was the war of his generation. And he wanted to know the truth. He wanted to know what was really going on over there. And his feeling was like regardless of if you agreed with the war or not,

he saw a lot of people having like these anti-soldier sentiment. Like there are a lot of like people cursing at soldiers when they would arrive because they didn't agree with like the American imperialism of the war. And his feeling was like, you might not agree with like the decision to be there. you might not agree with the people who are making decisions to put us there, that's fine. But you can't ever talk about someone who's willing to risk their life for your safety. You can't, man. Nah, man.

And that's why even when I saw everybody making all those jokes on social media, I'm like, all that shit is fun and game. But when I see people like dressed up into camouflage and they're doing these little sketches and acting like they're going to wall, like, yo, I don't know if y'all realize motherfuckers really putting their life on the line. It's people that's like really terrified. like I'm getting deployed. Like that shit ain't, I don't know. And I don't get sensitive about too much shit,

but that shit's kind of fucked up. You got to also understand, though, there are people that are terrified. There are people who cannot wait. There are soldiers that are about that action. Yeah, Marshawn Lynch. Yeah, let's go. Beasts mode.

Let's go. Cannot wait. They've been training their entire fucking lies for this. You know, and that's another thing you've got to realize what you're going up against. When you're going up against America, you're going up against a highly trained war machine.

Did you say, see that fucking general what he said? No, what he said? Son, this general. Holy shit. This guy goes, I'll put it right here, he goes. He goes. The United States of America, there's one thing

I can promise you, so help me God. Someone else will raise your sons and daughters. Holy shit. He could have left God out of that one. We know you got the nukes. God damn it. That's a hard line.

You might have to take that to the street. You keep this fuck shit up, Fuck, nigger. Somebody else going to raise your sons and your daughters, nigga. I'm trying to get that happen now. That shit sounded as hard as Pock. When Pock said, my 4-4, make sure all your kids don't grow. Jesus Christ.

At least they're not going to kill the kids, though. That's a... See, we're American Americans. Hey, come on. Come on. Right, Taylor? Yeah, man. Taylor's eyes look crazy.

You look like you took a big old dick, Taylor. That's what happens when I. You, real talk. That's what happens when the dick too big. I want you to show them your eyes first. Please show you eyes. Tell you all to the listeners.

Please. Tell you all to the listeners. Maybe somebody has a remedy that they can give you. No. You never know. You got to take smaller D's, yo.

You're out here trying to take these big old fucking What if her fucking blood vessels popped in her eyes because we haven't been doing the podcast so she hasn't had no place to talk because she's been like, I want to say something.

I need to say something somewhere. I need to say something. What if that happened? What if that happened? They don't listen to you on that boat that you're on? This shit makes you look kind of exotic, though. You're stupid. It does, for real, yo.

It does. Maybe fuck that green-eyed shit, you beat a black girl with red eyes. Yeah. That's just kind of hot. Let me see it. It is. Can we see it? No, I know what you're doing.

I'm being honest. I'm being totally honest. Like white eyeballs look kind of whack on you, yo. It's true. You, Taylor, I'm not even lying you. Red eyeballs look kind of dope on you. It does. It makes you like a X-Man fight type of vibe.

Like you might be a mutant. Phoenix. Scarlet witch. Yeah. Oh, that's who are the red eyes. You are the scarlet witch. Can you? Oh, you want me to show my Christmas gift that I got envy?

Are these the cheeks that you were giving the gay guys? Cheeks! I didn't give them the gay guys. I got this for Envy. I thought you gave him to Elvis Duran. Well, now, I took it over to Elvis because Elvis saw it yesterday. He wanted to see it. Envy always says I'm his favorite.

I'm your favorite asshole. Here you go. Is that an exact replica? Nah, and that's a reimagining of what my ass could possibly be. Let's see. It's just a reimagining. Oh, it's heavy, dude. Oh, my God.

Hey. Hold on. Flip the cheeks off. Act like you did it before. Holy shit. Shultz flipped that motherfucker, boy. You're ready for prison, nigga. Hold on. Hold on.

I got a message for Iran. A bunch of Iranians hiding in caves right now You can hide What is it? You can run, but you can't. You can't run, but you can hide. See, I had to get the balls Because I didn't want it to be gender fluid. Right.

I wanted people to know exactly what it was. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't want it to be binary. Is that the word? Did I use the correct word? Say what? I didn't want it to be binary.

Gender binary? Yeah. I wanted you to know exactly what it was. Well, you just have binary. balls. Technically, you don't have a vagina. So what's gender? What's binary?

I thought binary meant like you didn't have to be nothing. I thought binary is you like dudes and bitches. Oh, I don't know. No, that's bi. Binary. Isn't bi-short for binary? No, bi-sxual. Binary is, look up binary, Taylor.

I think binary means like there's no gender attached to it. That's why I made sure to get the balls. Because if there was no ball. Oh, man. Oh, man. Holy shit. Hey, Charlotte. That's a good point.

You got right. We need a Haitian to like make this a food. I think Emiz did it yesterday. Em Easy's Haitian. Did you feel it? When people smack that shit, I'd be feeling that shit, bro. Holy shit. What the fuck?

Taylor's eyes turn red. Taylor, that's what happened? Listen, I think this is a great Christmas gift, bro. It's weird looking into your butthole, dude. That's not actually my butthole. It's just a reimagining of what my butt could be. That's why when Envy asked me, he said, are those balls?

I said, if you want them to be. because you may not want them to be balls. You may want them to be something else. What, like, like Labia or something? I don't know, but that guy just walked to the door and he saw that shit on the front desk and that motherfucker turned around. Whoever that was just now was like,

I absolutely came to the wrong room. What if you walked into the breakfast club, right? What if you walked into the breakfast club and you just saw envy behind it pumping away? Could you come to work that day? Well, first of all, it's all that white flaky stuff that was on there? Yeah.

It wasn't on there yesterday. Okay. Gender binary is the classification of gender into two distinct opposite and disconnected forms of masculine and feminine. I don't know. Anyway, the moral of the fucking story is that is a great Christmas gift right there.

Okay, those are fucking cheeks, bro. All right? And I don't know why. I realize how homophobic people are over the past few ones. Motherfuckers are very homophobic. Keep talking. I'm going to act as if it's your butthole saying all these things.

Okay. I realized how homophobic people People are over the past few months. I mean, come on. You give a guy some ass cheeks with some testicles attached to him. And next thing you know, people are saying that you're gay and you're in a guy or in a relationship. Why would they ever think such a thing? Scream something.

It drives me fucking crazy. Dude, we got buffets. I think this is the perfect. gift to finally rid the world of fragile and toxic masculinity. You know how you got the Chanel love bracelet. That's cute and all. But now you can get a mold made of your butt. Give it to one of your guy, homies.

And then when he gives it back to you, y'all are officially butt buddies. That's beautiful. I love it. And do you have to use it first? No, you don't have to use it. It's just a sign of respect. Is your hair coming back in a little? I hope not.

It might be the PRP shots might have started to do. jumping late. Okay. But it's just like, yo, it's like a sign of respect. This is the new Apollo log. Ah,

you walk in this motherfucker. I don't think you should rub it though. What do you do? Slap it? Man. Smack that motherfucker, man. Rub me?

Don't rub me. Don't rub me. Don't rub me. Don't rub me. I'm a fucking man. Smack that motherfucker. Okay. All right.

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He heard me say that in the interview Yes And then he said you really want that I said yes And I think that's a great gift to give somebody I can't even look at Taylor Why? Oh yeah

Yeah yeah yeah You're just Kevin Yo Taylor be so jealous You Taylor saw that shit You Taylor saw those cheeks And she was like That's really your ass I said, wow, I'm my fatter than yours, right?

She was so jealous. You got tight, didn't you? She's already jealous that my hips are big in hers. She's jealous that my ass been hers. Yo, Taylor's competitive, bro. Yo, Taylor, do you think you've got what Charlemagne got? Yes, I have more. No, you don't.

No, you couldn't get them all like that. No. What you're talking? You're more wouldn't sit up like that. You could fill that? If you do like this, that shit is like a fucking pyramid, bro. If you do like this, you'd be like, what the fuck? You got to get down.

Get down right. I'm telling you. Get down right here. Look at that. that shit. Look at it from C level? Oh, shit. Wow.

From C level is different, bro. That's shit different, bro. Yeah, that shit goes way up. That shit goes. Yeah, bro. You're like, what the fuck am I going to do with that shit? Yeah, you can't. There you can't.

You might have to just tap out of that. Yeah, dog. I hate to start off 2020 like this, right? But imagine you walk into a room and you see something laid out in the pan. You're like, dang, that shit fat. And you go, like, what the fuck? Whoa, bro. I didn't know what I was back there.

Yeah, the balls really... Touched the balls, Taylor. Did you touch him? I did. Okay. You touched the ball show? Yeah, I touched them. It's good.

It's nice. Did you take it for your name? No, I haven't penetrated the butthole. No, Invi violated the fuck out of the butthole. He did? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you do? That was the ill part about it.

When that video went up yesterday, everybody was like, Yo, Charlemagne's gay, Sholomey's gay. Envy took lotion, rubbed the lotion on it. He fingered it in the ass. How deep does it go? Find out. Well, not. Hold on.

Find out. Holy shit. Bro. What the fuck? You could take some meat, Doc. Hold on. I would be a billionaire if I could fucking really take dick like that. Holy shit.

But now you got to do this. If you really want it. Holy shit. Jesus Christ. Why the fuck is that butthole so deep? I don't know, Doc. I mean, buttholes go all the way to do. stomach. I'm mounting that shit on the wall, though.

I can't, I'm, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm, I, I, I, put the engineer ticket in. Ah. They say, you need something mounted on the wall. You got to say what it is. Yes. You put a picture of it. Nobody, I'm, I, I'm, I, I'm, I, I'm, I, know, right the ticket up, and say, oh, this is what I need mounted on the wall. I think that, uh, you deserve to get it. Say again? Huh? What's the solution? Just mount it. Oh, they all going to mount it for me. Yeah. Oh, that's beautiful. See, that's why I love

working in a corporate environment. I saw people online saying that shit yesterday, and he was like, he should be reported to HR and yada, yada, yada. I'm like, bro, you realize this is radio? Yeah. This is fucking radio. It's not what you do for a living.

You know what I mean? No disrespect to everybody out there with a corporate job. And we're not, it's a tad bit different rules apply when it comes to shit like this. That's all. That's it. It's not like I mailed it to somebody anonymously. You know what I'm saying?

It was like merry fucking Christmas you know what I mean in a happy cheek year it was fucking I gave it to my male co-worker on the air and I think it was a great gift It's content

And it's a Elvis Duran said The best thing this morning Yeah That's a very thoughtful gift You don't think that's thoughtful? Yeah I think it's thoughtful Because you listened

You listened to what he said He always calls me his favorite asshole He calls me thunder thighs And all that shit like that So you want to give him Something to take with him When you're not around Boom

I think that's, yeah, I really, I think it's great. N.V's dad text him and says, Charlemagne's gay, there's no two ways about it. Papa, Envy, yes, there is two ways about it. It can be two ways, all right? That's number one. Number two, if I'm gay, what is your son? For liking your asshole shots.

Yes. He put lotion on it and put his finger deep in it and it smelt his finger. I respect that, because that's even much for me. I'm not going to even have a sip of my water out of that. I like the differences in humor, bro. I do like the fact that, um. What? Yes, that's true. I do like the fact that white people can play like that.

Yeah, it's white boy fun. It's the best. It's fun. It's just fun. It's the best. It's just fun. It's the best. And y'all don't have a cultural appropriation on cheeks?

None. None. Did you see Kevin Hart special? No. But I heard it was really good. People were hitting me about this. Is reality show? Yeah, the reality show.

They were just saying. I just heard it was good. And, like, he was a lot of love for his team. And they're like, yeah, people just hit me up and they're like, they thought I would really like it. Did you like, you hated it or what? No, I actually enjoyed it. I watched the whole thing on vacation.

Kevin is a very interesting person, man. I think that we don't appreciate Kev because of the air that we live in because we really don't appreciate nothing. Like, it's a lot of goateness going around that we don't really appreciate because I don't know if it's because of social media and the fact that everybody feels like, you know, they're so close to people or I don't know if it's the fact that, I was thinking about

I was talking about this over the break I was like yo it's the fact that I know Kev and I've known Kev for a while you know what I'm saying? When you really The inspiration hits different when you've witnessed the grind early when you've seen

I didn't know him when he first got his sitcom and he did soul playing and all of that shit but I knew him when he was in the process of building himself back up you know what I'm saying that's when I was doing radio with Wendy and Philly and all of these things like that So the inspiration hits different when you see it from the ground up.

So I wonder even with me, do I not appreciate it sometime? Because I know these people. You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. I wonder if it's about appreciation or, I mean, isn't there part of you that's like, isn't there a part of you that's kind of like, Are the cheeks distracting you? No.

Okay, okay, just making sure. No, that they're like, this part of you that's, like, fascinated that now it's our turn. Yeah. In other words, like this weekend I saw two comics that I started with kind of, like my generation of comics, one of which was here and did this podcast, but we did, you know, Girl Code with her. And another, just a stand-up who's a colleague, get Golden Globe Awards. Who was the other one? I know Aquafena was one. Who's the other one? Rami. Rami Yusuf for his show Rami on Hulu. Oh, okay. And I don't know him, but. Yeah, he won best, I think, male actor and for a TV series or something like that.

I mean, Aquafina, man, Aquafina has been on Brory Nidians podcast. Exactly. So it's like, and these are people that are our generation and now they're winning these awards. That's our generation. We've worked with them. We worked on Guy Coat, we worked on Girl Code.

I've done Aquafina, which Aquafina used to do her show called The Talk. Yeah, I did that with her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, Aquafina was on Brewery Nita's podcast. The podcast was called a tribe called Queef. Yeah. Like, what the fuck? Like, we know her.

Like, that's, homie. You know, I've always applauded her When I see her in certain movies I'll retweet a post And be like, yeah, it really, it really is dope watching the homie shine But that Golden Globe shit hit a little different Like, I mean, I don't really care about award shows

And that kind of stuff But it is a symbol of, of like, Our generation has reached the position Where these awards are going out to us. Like we spent our whole lives looking up at like Julia Roberts or Brad Pitt or George Clooney You know what I mean? Fucking Idris Elba

Like all these guys that are like winning these awards and then all of a sudden, we've become the generation of people to do these things. And I love, you know, the hustle of Aquafina because, you know, just like Kev, they all carved their own lane. Aquafina was on YouTube rapping. Yeah. And she had a song called My Badge. Like, she was a rapper. Like, and that parlayed into, you know, the looks on Girl Code.

I mean, I don't know. I know she was on the internet. I don't know what came before Girl Code. But I know that's when I started seeing her when she was on Girl Codes. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I can feed it a rapble. And then that's what we developed a rapport. But it's just like, yo, that shit just hit different.

Even with Kev, man, when Kev fell off and Soulplane wasn't working and fucking, you know, the sitcom on NBC had failed, he took it back to the streets and started getting on that motherfucking stage. And he was going to people in the audience saying, yo, let me get your email. Let me get your email. Let me get your email. So he built up this database. And he kind of just built his shit from the ground up. So when I watched that special, I'm like, yo, Kev is a business, man. like a heartbeat

production like Kevin Hart is an enterprise in a real, real way I only had a problem with one episode which one? What was it? I haven't seen it yet

so I can't say it. He was watching it with my wife and I think it was the third episode when Kev allegedly got caught cheating allegedly got caught cheating. Right.

I don't, I still don't think it was him in that video. Which one? The video where he was like allegedly somebody that looked like him was in a room whoever the man was clearly was

drugged out of his mind somebody was clearly taking advantage of him that video you remember that video I had black black men don't you that's why I don't even know who that guy was in that video but the thing about that episode was so wild

was you know Kev was like yo if I have my boys with me that would have to happen I think that you have to have a certain level of accountability I agree. You know what I'm saying? I think he was trying to throw a bone to his boys probably. You can't put that on your boys.

Yeah. You just can't. You know, the guy who allegedly set Kev up, one of Cab's ex-friends, totally foul. But you really can't even put that on him. You know what I'm saying? Like in certain moments in certain situations like that, if that was Kev on that video.

Who did it? Who set him up? I forgot the dude's name. One of the Cab's old buddies. I didn't want to say a name. They didn't say it's fucking just. That's your white side. Just speaking out of turn.

Snitching, giving them information for no goddamn reason. Fuck, bro. You know what I'm saying? Giving us whites a bad name. They didn't mention his name in the Netflix special at all. But, you know, I just feel like you got to hold yourself accountable. You know what I mean? That could be the wife talking.

You know what I'm saying? Because he did have me in that, he had me in that episode when I'm talking to Gary. Oh, you're in it. Well, it's a clip from the breakfast club when I'm talking to Gary. And I'm like, yo, I was talking to Cab. And I was like, you know, my wife was like, if you get it. on that radio and defend Kevin Hart, you a fuck boy. You know what I mean? So he kept that

in. And I also love this about Kev. He's not afraid to be transparent. He's not trying to be perfect. And what's a transparent? What? Is that another one? Like, is that when you pretend you got kids but you don't got kids?

What's going on, man? What's going on, bro? You could just be a parent without having kids now. You was born a single mom. All right? But now you identify as a goddamn parent. You don't have any kids in your own. No biological kids.

Come on, man. We're going to identify. Now you identify as a mother of five. It's hard to get this baby weight off. I just can't get this baby weight off. No, you're just fat, bitch. I'm laughing. I'm blacking.

You ain't a parent. Oh, my God. Bro, you got to write that down. That's got to be in one of his specials, bro. My God. But he's not afraid to be transparent. Right. He's not, though.

He don't be trying to be perfect. He's not afraid to put his flaws out there. Yeah. He gives you the good, the bad, and the ugly of his life. And he leaves you to be able to make your own decisions. Yeah. And I got to respect that. Yeah.

It's just something about that that's so dope to me, man. And Kev could have been the guy who went to Squeaky Clean route. You know what I'm saying? Based off everything that he does, the Jumanjis and all that shit like that, he could have just tried to be kid-friendly and he don't do that. I love it. And I respect it. Yeah.

So I enjoyed the stand-up special. Because it's not a life. No. It's not a life doing that because when you're squeaky clean, it's not a sense, it was a documentary or whatever it was or Sears, whatever. But like when you're squeaky clean, you're basically putting yourself out there to be torn down. And when you say... Bill Cosby, you...

Of course, of course, 100%. There's a lot of people, right? It's like, the cleaner you are, the more dirty people want to make you. So, but when you're dirty, when you're in the mud, like the rest of us, what's you're going to do, throw mud on me? I'm made of mud.

He's done squeaky queen movies, but if you... His stand-up's always been pretty clean. I mean, you got in trouble with... For some of his stand-up, right? I mean, the whole gay thing, you got in trouble for. But, in other words, like, exposing himself like this.

And even any time you see him, like, in, like, radio or talk shows, He's pretty, like, candid. I never seen him not be candid. No, he's very open. I love the last episode. I was actually shocked by the last episode because it shows how they try to clean up old tweets and shit like that.

You know what I'm saying? Like, it showed the PR people trying to do damage control. Really? And Kev was like, fuck all that. I'm not doing that. Not like fuck that community. Like, I'm not going out here and being fake. Like, I'm not going to do all of these.

I'm not going to jump through these hoops that y'all want me to jump through. I apologize. in the way I felt like was sincere. Yeah. And that was that. And he stood by that. Yeah. And, you know, you realize that he realized a lot of the error in his ways.

And you see some of the things that he's been doing in order to advance people in that community. You know what I'm saying? Like the young lady on his team who is part of the LGBT community, she's one of his top executives. And, you know, she spoke about how a lot of the projects that they have on the table now, they wouldn't have had on the table prior to this. situation because Kev understands the need for inclusion and diversity. And I respected that. You know what I'm saying?

I thought, I thought, because I think it's too much, it's too much rhetoric nowadays. What do you mean? Meaning like, I like results over rhetoric. It's too much rhetoric. Results over rhetoric. It's too many motherfuckers talking. Right. Talking about what they're going to do and giving these fake apologies and shit like

that. But who's actually out there putting in the work in really like doing actionable items that can benefit people, marginalized communities, a press, communities, whoever. Like, so I respect the fact that he's actually just out there putting his best foot forward. So, yeah. I thought it was dope. And going back to what you said about Aquafina, it was two things.

Like, that's why I love the New Year, because the New Year is when you start, it's when all the new money come in and all the deals that were about to close. At the end of the fourth quarter, they closed and then they get announced top of the year. Like, I love it. And so it's like when Amanda Seals got announced is the new host of The Real. Right? The Real. What's the Real? The Real is the daytime talk show.

That's someone, I think it's syndicated. I don't know exactly what, I think it's on Fox. Okay. But she got named as the fifth host. You know, they haven't had a fifth host since Tamar Braxton, so she's the new host. And the reason I thought that was so dope is because it shows that, like, literally nothing can stop the plan or the destiny that God has for you.

Like, I don't give a fuck. How many times people try to cancel you on social media? Right. How many times people on social media act like they don't like you? They hate your opinion, blah, blah, blah. All you're doing is helping the creatives. All you're doing is helping the discharges. All you're doing is helping the disqualion.

disruptors. You know what I'm saying? Did they try to cancel Amanda? They've tried to cancel Amanda a million times. Right. And for the past few years, they've always been on Amanda's ass about something. But all Amanda's done is put her nose to the motherfucking grind, go out there on the road, do her stand-up, do her smart, funny and black shows. She was doing her YouTube TV shows.

She was motherfucking on Insecure. It landed her to HBO special this year. She ended up on NBC's Bring the Funny. She put out her book. Now she's one of the permanent co-hosts on. on the real. So that opinion that you've been trying to cancel, that opinion that you have not liked,

now you've got to hear that shit every motherfucking day on a national level, whether you like it or not. And these are all people, the one thing, all of these people are having common, everybody I've named from Aquafina to Kevin, the Amanda Seals,

they all carved out their own lane and the industry eventually had to come to them. Yeah, I mean, that's what you got to do. You've got to carve out your own lane. And at the end of the day, the people will decide, the only people that can really cancel you are the people. In yourself.

Yeah, and yourself. You can fuck yourself up. If people don't want to watch you, if people don't want to see you, they won't. And then it's over for you. Like, you know, Artie Lang, you know who Artie Lang is? Of course. So, like, Artie Lang has been in and out of rehab. I mean, he's had, like, a really tumultuous, you know, last year.

He's an old worst enemy. Of course, and he'll probably admit that. Yeah. But the people love Artie so much. Because of Howard. Because of Howard. I'm not going to say because of Howard. Howard gave him the platform for many, many years.

And he's so fucking telling him. He's so funny. So I think he's a perfect example. It's like if he didn't have that connection with the people, nobody would take a chance on him anymore. But the fact that he has the people and they can't wait to hear him, then he can start a podcast the second he gets out of a halfway house. Did he still have that connection though?

100%. They got to do shows. It's like it's deep with him. Because all those people that fuck with him, he takes them through his. rehab. Yeah, and that Howard's third connection is so deep because Howard built

such a cold like following. And there's only, I mean, you got people in Howard's whack pack that you can remember. You know what I'm saying? Beetle juice. Beetle juice. Fucking angry black man.

You know what I mean? Like, so Howard, Howard Robin and Artie, of course you're going to fucking know them. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I get it.

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Do you care about that? I don't care about it at all. They're both 50 years old. What are we arguing on Instagram? Yeah. Yeah. You know, you're Instagram beefing? French is my guy.

I meant to Google how old French was because I hate when, like, guys that are close to 40 keep using their young card. Close to 40? He's got to be close to 50. Nah, not French. Come on. Nah. Huh?

He's not younger than me. French is 35? He's younger than me? So French is 35. He keeps calling 50 a dinosaur. How old is 50? Like, he's 44? French is younger than me.

Yeah, if you're in the same decade window with somebody, you can't call him a dinosaur, bro. French is 35? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Where are you looking this up, Edon? Google lies.

Look up my net worth. How about this, Andrew Wirth? Oh, they had me early. Like, guide code days, they had me like $7 million. I was like, what? Ballin! I was like, and, TV, we need to talk. Where is money

going? Yeah. That's what they said? An estimated three? Go ahead, show T. That's estimated. We're all here estimating. Yeah, I didn't care, because you know why I didn't care? I just don't be caring about, I don't be can't about rich people problems, Joe. Like, you're arguing over a Bugatti, like whether it's used or leased or how much it costs. Streaming thing, that was it. He was caught faking streams.

Like, that's a little closer to the ground for me. You know what I'm saying? a lot of artists complain about that, not just from French, but just in general. They say that about Cole, right? They say, like, Cole's army of fans will just leave the album playing throughout the night or something like that to get extra streams. I was shocked to see that they had the top screaming artists of the past decade, and Cole was last on the list. I mean, out of everybody that was the highest-screened people, like, Cole was like, he screamed

like 21 million records. I thought that was, I was like, really? I thought Cole would have been way more than that. I think that he has die-hard fans, but he don't have. have all the fans. Like, I don't think some casual is going to go, let's listen to some Cole. But if you do listen to Cole, that is your motherfucking life source. Yeah, he's definitely got the cold like following.

I mean, you know, Drake had the most, of course. Because everybody listening to Drake. My mom listens to Drake. But look at all the different genres of music, Drake delves into. Drake would do R.B. He do rap. He do fucking the chat. Hank shit, he'd do goddamn Afro beats.

You know what I'm saying? Mine. Mine, mine, mine. Pond them teams on. Push play. It's two Irish? Two Irish. Okay.

Me don't want no champagne, poppy. Eh, you sound like Champagne McGregor. Fuck. All right. How do I get more, how do I get more Jamaican with it? I don't know. See, I always resort to the Gucci accent. You know, I'm like from Charleston.

You know, you're like born in Charleston. So it's kind of like, no, Gulloch and Pato are different. Ain't the same. Yeah, that's way different. Yeah, it ain't the same. Yeah, it's the same. Yeah, no, no. No, no, Jamaican.

Jamaican. You sound like golden crust, bro. You sound like a golden crust commercial. I don't like golden crust. You don't like a beef patty from gullas. Hell no. I think it's the most disrespectful shit in the world. Don't you fix your mouth to talk about me beef party.

Don't you fix your mouth to talk about me beef party. Yo, shout out to everybody. The ox tail and stewed peas. Everybody in T-neck in Jersey. And a weird snapper. It's this stripping T-neck where you got like. It's not a real Snapple, but it kind of tastes like Snapple Tropical Fantasy, we call it. Listen, you got the, and Tee, have been to T-neck, New Jersey?

You've been to T-neck New Jersey, right? I've been to T-neck, I've been to T-Ball. Remember where I used to live? Yes. Around all the Jewish people? No. I don't know no Jews. Me no, no Jews.

But they're kind of similar to the Rastafari. But up the street, they're discreet. The Jews no shave their heads. What? They got the twisty things kind of like the dreadlock. Y'all know that he's Jamaican. They got the twisted things like the dreadlock. Oh, you Jamaican, Duques?

Of course he's Jamaican. I would have never guessed. Look at his late every single day he's got to be Jamaican. He got 15 jobs. He's got to be Jamaican. His name is Duane. Duane. That's how he said.

Because Jamaica's the hindered people, rasclaught. No, they're not. They're actually some happy people. No, why you think we smoke so much marijuana? They're too happy. We need it. You're going in and out of like four-leaf clothing, world. Like, you're going back and forth between motherfucking curry and four-leaf clothes.

My name is Donovan McIntyre. Put some jerk sauce on that potato. Put it on it. Me what a Guinness and a red stripe mixed together. Me no playing with y'all. a plan. Put a dumpling on my plate. Yo, Jamaican stout might be fine.

Jamaica. Jamaican stout? More fire. More fire. Guinness and Redskite mix might be kind of fire. Jamaican stuff. More fire. More barley.

But no, there's this strip in T-neck, New Jersey. It's a great Jamaican restaurant called Island Spice. Another great Jamaican restaurant called Reggae Kitchen. Another Jamaican restaurant. And then it's like a golden crust. And golden crust be packed. Pack. I'm like, that shit's whack, bro.

Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, me don't want to hear it, Charlaman. Yo, me don't want to hear it, Charlaman. A Jamaican Arab should be funny. Bobo Marley? Bobo Marley would be funny as fuck. Like, Bobo Marley. We might have to have a recurring Bobo Marley character, bro.

I shot a leprecha. But men don't touch other men's booty. What? Because they're homophobic in Jamaica. Oh, got you. Tadda! Rast Klaz. Bati boy.

Badi boy! Listen. What the fuck will we talk? Oh, did you see the Drake? Did you see the drink? My saw term memory. It's not good. It's not.

We were talking about Drake. Did you see the Drake if you want a rap radio? Me saw the Ting. You ain't watched that. There's no way Andrew Shodes watched that whole. I saw the thing with Elliot and B-Dot. Really? Me like a B-Dot.

I thoroughly enjoyed that interview. I thoroughly enjoyed that interview. Elliot and paler and paler. Elliot looked like the toast before you put it in a toaster. No, he looked like the toast. When you toast that shit perfectly, but you let that butter get into the center and melt and it's that yellow circle right in the middle of the bread,

that's what Yian looks like. Me getting ornie. You don't have to make it. Don't be saying H's, bro. Me getting ornie right now. Listen. That's, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm making no age, bro. You cut that H out.

What is it? What is it? I'm an, honey. I get an, honey. Put the butter on the toast, Charla. Put the butter on the toast. Keep the scraping it. Hey, hey, charla.

Keep the scraping the butter on the toilet. Is it Milton? Is it Milton? Because you got to be ready to heat. Eelto at any point in time, boy. Eelto. You got to be ready to Eelto. You got to have a sick here to cut that

because the sand is hot. The sand is hot. The sand is. Hey, the sand is Oat. Bob O'Marley. Listen. That razz clark.

I enjoyed the interview, though, man. I do want to... Me no want to look at your bathelling pebbles. I do want to... You what? You what? You know what? Babbles.

But holding, what? Pebbles. What do you mean in pebbles? The pebbles for the bones. Oh. No, shout out the B.D.D. and Elliot, man. Okay. What's your tink about the interview?

I thought it was great journalism. I think that's where Elliot and B.D. shine. Elliot is an OG who's been in the game, like four decades. And his background is a journalist for magazines. I think it really plays well when he's sitting down doing interviews. You know what I'm saying? He used to be editing chief of double XL.

He used to be, I don't know what exactly his role was at The Source Magazine, but I just think he's really good at hip-hop journalism. You know what I'm saying? And I think B-DOT, when you add B-DOT into the mix, you know, B-DOT is good at interviewing, he's good at having a conversation, but he's also good at just asking the questions that I'd be wanting to answer to. You know what I'm saying? So it's nothing like salacious, you know what I'm saying?

It ain't going to be nothing like aggressive. You know what I mean? As far as the artist, like the artist, like the artist can really just sit down there and kick it. And I think that in this era of, which I'm sure that I've had a lot to do it, in this era of where you think that you, an artist's got a while out or spazz out or say something crazy,

I think that we forget that sometimes just good old-fashioned hip-hop journalism is dope. And I think for our artists like Drake, that was the perfect place to go sit down, you know? And I thought they did a great interview. I like those guys. I did watch some clips on it. I watch...

I watch mad rap radar interviews. But they're great. Four of my favorite interviews of the past few years have been rap radar. I like them here. We got to have them back on. When we had that conversation,

they were excellent. I really like them. The Jayze interview, the Will Smith interview, the interview with DRock, and the Nipsey Hustle interview were four of my favorite interviews of the past few years.

If I had to rank a top 10 in the past two years, probably three, maybe four, those four would definitely be in my top 10. You know what I'm saying? That makes up a healthy bulk of the top 10. So I really fuck with Elliot and I fuck with BDOT. I thought they did a great job.

I only had like one follow-up question. Only thing I would want to know is why did, why does Drake feel like him and Nikki will never be cool again? Because he said something to that effect. Like we probably would never be cool again. I would like to know why. Why go on with Nikki? Yeah, I don't know. That's what I said.

I would like to know why he feels like that relationship like they would never be cool again. Also, you know, I mean, I think they did a good job of having to push a tea conversation. but Canadians, you can't make up your own rules when it comes to rap beef, bro. You know what I'm saying? Like, like, because, you know, he was kind of saying that Pushing went a little too far. Oh.

And B. Dot said to him like, well, you bought up, I might have been L.A., one of them there was like, you bought up Push's fiancé. If you bought up Push's fiancé, then all bets off. And Tray goes like, yeah, I get it. I understand that. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like, I didn't like the fact that he's acting now

as if Pusher isn't. worth engaging. Like, Drake's the bigger artist. But he isn't. He's not, but my point is, you can't now act like you're the bigger artist. Oh, he wasn't worth engaging back then either. But you did.

Exactly. You fucked up. But now that, but what I liked about it is he said, look, I'll take the L. He had no choice. That doesn't be an honest, but I'm glad he'd be an honest about you lost. That wasn't out.

That's all I care about. If you're saying I took the L. and now he tried to like carve out his own thing when he was like, he was like, listen, I didn't get out barred. I didn't get out barred. Yes, you did, Drake. You did.

Did he get out barred? Did he get out barred? And the Duffy freestyle was dope. But majority of those were shots at Kanye. You didn't really have anything for Pushing. How do you pronounce it? Kanye. Dupy?

Dupi. Dupi. Dupi. Dupi. Duppie? Duffy. Man. The man.

Yeah. The man put the Duppie on the left hand side. Yeah. So I, Is that W. On the left hand side. Passed a W on the left hand side. Oi.

Hey. Oh. Oi. Oi. Is that a sound? Give us a sound, Twain. Give us a good Jamaican sound. Give us a good Jamaican ad lib.

Give us a good Jamaican sound. Where's the dollar van? What? Medea. Medea. What's that mean? Oh, okay. Medea.

Where's the kucci? Me want to dagger it. Lord, have mercy. That's the name of the dance, right? What? Oh! You want a dagger? Dagger, tagga, taga, dagga, dagga.

Show some progressiveness in the Jamaican community. Me don't believe in progression. Charlam, what's this nonsense you're talking? You know believe in it. Well, listen, salute to Elliot and beat that. I thought it was a great interview. Fuck with Joe Buddy talking about. What?

Joe was hating? Oh, Joe was hating so bad. Because he didn't get it? I had to tell Joe yesterday. I'm like, Joe, you sound so bitter. I said the level of bitterness and hate in your voice towards this interview is absolutely, absolutely incredible. And I just think that, you know, we all got to stop needless criticism of our people because we got to remember that jealousy discroats from within. Ooh.

Just give it up. Just say it was like, don't say things. That was the best, worst interview. It was a good, it was a great interview. Yeah. I'm saying? Speaking from the perspective of somebody who's only been doing it for 21 years. What was the critique?

And interviewed a lot of people. It was literally about nothing. He was just angry and upset. And that's fine. Right. Why would he get the Drake interview, though? I don't know. I know when we did our year in pull-up, he absolutely said he wanted it.

He absolutely said during the pull-up, he was like, yo, Drake, we need to do an interview. You know what I'm saying? So I don't know. I don't know. I just think, you know, I just think it's levels to this interviewing thing. And, yeah, Joe, Joe Budden is not on BDOT in Elliott's level of interviewing. He's entertaining when he's having a conversation. It's a different skill.

It's a different skill. There's a different skill being a shooter and being a support, like being a point card. Absolutely. And they're very different things. You know, and some people can do both. But, like, Howard is a – actually, I guess I always remember Howard as an interviewer, but I think there was a time where he was a shooter, too. Howard can get on your ass.

No, no, no, no. He can get on your ass, but I meant like, you're a type of guy you can go. For example, if they say, we don't have a guest today, but can you just fill 20 minutes of talking? Of course. Light work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But there are some people that need someone to play off of, and they're geniuses with it. Like Larry King, I don't know if Larry King ever just talks about himself, but if you give him something else, he's going to get everything out of him. So they are different types of skills.

Yeah, Joe can definitely go. Go. Yeah, yeah. Very entertaining, fun, gets passionate about stuff. You know, funny, witty. But it's passionate. 90% of the time. But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

People like passion. Yeah, absolutely. It's entertaining to watch. But when it comes to interviewing, it's a different skill set that BDOT and Elliott do very, very, very well. Yeah, B.D.D.N. Eliot are, like, skilled journalists. Absolutely.

Joe's like a Jamaican accent. He said, he said, Hanks, his pot-wa. It's highly entertaining. But may not be authentic? May not. What do you mean? May not be authentic. I'm from the island.

I'm from Tivoli Garden. I'm from Tivoli Garden. That's my... What are they called, Dwayne? That's my providence. No, it's not providence. That's my... It's like your little town.

No, it's like the name of these, like, little towns. In Irish? No, no, no, no. What? In Ireland? It's smaller than a city. It's like these... Village?

Parish. Oh, Paris. That's it. Paris. Paris. A Tivoli Garden. That's where my people are from. Tivoli Garden. Okay. In Jamaica? Yeah. Shut the fuck up, Andrew. Son. This guy is so great.

I grew up in Jamaica, bro. This guy is so great. I spent my weekends in Jamaica. Right there off Eastern Park, you've never been to Jamaica? I spend my weekends in Jamaica with my kids. You're a transparent now? I am a trans-Jamaican man. Look in the mirror. Repeat after me. I see pride. see power. I'm a badass mother.

I don't take no shit from nobody. This guy is so stupid, man. Cool runnance. It's cool running, Charlaman. As always, we got anything else? This guy is so fucking crazy. Yes, I do have something else.

Talk to me. Let me tell you something. Okay. You just seen tit. You just seen it Look up Marley has a white brother Bob Marley has a white son

Shut the fuck up He is He's white He's from England Yes he is Why y'all hate on us Why are you shaking your head like that Because clearly

Well no clearly Shut your white ties up Angela DeWayne said If you want to hear a white man Do a good Jamaican accident And he said Bob has a white brother And you jumped out there like Yeah

Yeah, yeah. He's still identified as a white man, Angelo. You're white. Okay, how big your fucking diamond earrings are in both ears? Okay? Let me see. I want to see this before we go. Let me see Bob Mali's white brother.

I did not know this. What's his name? Bill. No. It's not Bill. Not Bill. Brad. A Jamaica name, Bill.

She crazy. No, what's his name? Trevor Let me see Let me see it Pass me the phone No, don't back talk me woman Me don't like when you're back talk

Let me not like it Let me see It says cousins Hold on one second One second Let me zoom it faster It says it's the cousins of Bob Molly An indigenous

What's the word? Indigenous I thought I saw a Puddy cat I did Here's what What the fuck just happened? Here's my brother Leonardo Sane

What's that? Injian, engine, engine It looked like Engine, engine number nine On the New York transit line If my train goes off the tracks Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up You want to get to boo

And then stomp it And then stomp it, stomp it. And then stumpy, stomp it. Bro, it looked like, yo. When he was trying to say ingenuity whatever fucking it was like God was DJing with you bro, he said, injit, injit, inch it

yo, what if God was in heaven playing around for real, yo? He might be! What if he was up there like, what if he was doing that for real? That's what he does with you. That's crazy. Every once in a while. Remember what you trying to say the other shit?

What was he trying to say? Sixth, just sucker and second for ass. Oh, man. Listen, listen, let me tell you one time. Yes, talk to me. Listen. If you think Manz is a stupid, dumb-ass idiot, you might be right. But if you think we say some smart things here, you think we say some genius things here, you think we, you think we, you think we, you think we, brilliant, you might be right, too.

Did I do it? Yes. Now you got to hit the, Thank you. Thank you for listening. It's the Brewing Nidious podcast.