The Brilliant Idiots - Brilliant Idiots “The Musical”

Episode Date: June 24, 2021

This week Charlamagne and Andrew recap the last weeks race between Taylor and Andrew, they discuss Andrew Yang the NY mayoral race, Trick Daddy's comments about Beyonce and Jay-Z, Ikea serving chicken and watermelon on Juneteenth, Carl Nassib going out as gay, the correct way to tell people the truth, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlaman de God. Chelsea. We are the brilliant idiot. White lightning. White lightning. We're going to get to it.

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when you're ready to launch. Use the offer code idiot to save 10% off your first purchase. Now let's start the show. Should we just get into the what-of-fucking idiot portion of the show? I think we should. I really think we should. It's unbelievable that Taylor thought that she would challenge white lightning. Excuse me.

And you, you, that was, that was made a disrespect. I got all you know where I want you all. Last week, you was talking about, last week you was talking about how you were so obsessed Charlamagne that he was upping women and everything else like that. You needs your fucking privilege, men, white privilege, whatever you want to do. You don't know what I'm talking about.

You don't know what I'm talking about now. You know what you got to do in losing this race. You know what I'm talking about now? I don't know what I got to do with you losing this race. Yeah, let's just talk about you lost. Let's just talk about how I have you in the right position right now. Which position is talking about the wrong. We're going.

We're going. We're going. We're going. First position. We're going to have a rematch. Okay. So then. Oh, now you don't have a rematch.

But I blew her out the water. Exactly. I didn't. I ain't bet in this. Like your body shut down. Your body went to the point. in which it can go and then it could go no more and you tried to push it past that

and it's shut down. It said you don't race. You don't race against White Lightning. Rematches happens. Rematches happened when something is close. Controversial. There's nothing controversial about it. A little bit, though.

You kind of jumped off a little bit. No, time out. Are you serious? You are crazy, babe. No, no, no. He did, though. You did, though. You was already moving.

Hey, I'll beat your ass in a race. Bullshit. I beat your ass in a race. Bring it. Right downstairs right now. I'll be ready real soon. Why are you ready soon? Oh, you're getting a good one.

Oh, now we got excuses. Listen, I could beat Muhammad Ali, but now we got to- You need both your Achilles to race me? Whoa, whoa, whoa. You need both your Achilles to race me? I was racing dogs, bro. White line ain't going. White light go.

White light-go. White-lid. I ain't worried. I never thought Taylor could beat Andrew, by the way. Of course not. Go back. I said Taylor's too low to the ground. It's too low to the ground.

You're a woman. They're certainly. I don't know about the. You never can overcome. I know when I can get you. I was just going to get Alice. So wait, let me start you. Let me give you your money back so you can give it to Al on camp.

Andrew. I gave this to you so I didn't have to do this. Andrew, excuse me. Hold on. Let's see the exchange of goods. Let's see the exchange of goods. Come on.

Wax, I did this on. Give that money, oh. Yeah. Enjoy it. Excuse me. When you bet on Choltsy. I agree. Why.

I like this. I didn't get him a gift before opening it. He gave Alex that money like it was child support. Like, I don't want to do this. Fuck. You think I give a fuck if you lost 100? I got child support. The fuck's wrong with you.

They're infighting. They're in fighting. I'm going to be honest with you. I can't believe he's making excuses about this. I'm not making no excuse. You got. You got washed. You got washed.

So you're not down for a rematch? Of course. Listen, I'll rematch you today. See, why do you not one? No, I'm rematch. You're in the same position I'm in. I'm rematch. When do you want to rematch?

When? How you come and say no accent about him. Exactly. And what changed between last week and this week? Yeah. Do you understand, hear what I said? What? He was complaining about you not being up.

Me not being up. You're not bigging men up. What are you talking about? You don't remember that conversation. I don't know what you're talking about. And it's a better. It was Father's Day coming up last week. And I had a very impassion speech about him.

But what that got to do with you losing the race? Because I gave him his flowers because he was so upset about it. Yo, can I ask you a question? I don't know. This is important. This is important. After that speech that I gave about how amazing men are, you had the opportunity to shut me up

and what happened. No, because I felt like you already needed it. Your hamstring only went three quarters of the way there. Excuse me. I felt like you really needed it. The hamstring gap. Oh, my gosh. So instead of just taking and say, you know what, I love, you love, you're going to really

coming back pedal. You really think you can beat me in the race? I have to join this meeting. Why? The people on Reddit are like, please leave. What are you mean? What are you for me? Come on, Teller.

Damn, I saw how quick you just got him off that chair. Where was that last week? That was all that speed, yo. Where was that speed at that time? Well, I gave you your bread, man. I'm a man of my word. Fuck. I didn't want to do that.

You never been a good word again. It was a good race. No, it was a sore loser. I am. Listen. You can't be a sore loser. Especially when you was talking to, you was talking to talk. Also, I'm a sore winter.

We both can't be sore. There's too much soreness going on out. You know if you lose to me, you're never going to stop hearing it. That's Jay Williams. So Jay Williams a decade ago. I still talk about that shit every single day. That's different, though. That's Jay Williams.

I mean, goddamn. But she was talking too, right. Because nobody cares about details. You know I beat Jay Williams one on one. That's it. Yeah, that's fire. That is fire. It doesn't matter.

It's not. Nobody is asking the details about that. But beating. Taylor, beating Taylor in a 100 meter dash. Yeah, that's not as exciting. No. She was talking so greasy. But she was talking crazy.

She was talking about for years, though. You kind of shared her up for years, though. That's a good ass point. She's been talking about this for years. She's been a track star. Yeah. She said she's a track star. She's like, I run an 11 second 100 meter dash.

Well, shit, I'm who said. She's talking about Kobe used to come to her track meets and all. No, she didn't. Yeah, she did. She did. I don't remember that one now. She said Kobe used to come to the track meets. No.

He was her neighbor. What are you talking about? He used to come to her track meet and all that. He said, Shaq came one time. The funniest shit was Taylor announced that she had to go get a meeting like, right? That's right. Hold the breath. Hold the presses, everybody.

Taylor got a meeting. Hey, y'all want to hold your breath until they're going to get a minute? Oh, man. Your boy, Andrew Yang, drive. dropped out, he conceded. Who won? Who won the New York? Eric Adams, I think, was in the lead, but that's my guy. I don't understand that race ranked shit.

What's the shit called? The voter ranked? Are we ranking races? No. That shit called? Yeah, because when you vote, you put like... You got to vote one, two, five? Like, what the fuck is the point of that?

Like, your first choice, second choice, third choice? Why? I don't know. It don't make sense. Have you waiting at you? Very cool. I heard about this. I think this is how it works in, like, parliamentary systems where

if not, no, don't let me start. I don't know why they do it. And I was like, no, I just don't see the point. Like, doesn't that defeat the whole purpose of voting? Like, you're going to vote for one person? And they were saying they was doing it because they don't want to prevent runoffs

and shit like that. But maybe that's a go. Maybe like second counts for half a vote for some shit. Yeah, Andrew Yang, man. I fuck with Andrew. I still think Andrew has a lot of great ideas. But man, he talked about somebody who blew a 3-0 lead. Son.

I told him. I told him and his people, son. I told his PR guy, his chief of whatever PR, I said he cannot be mayor of New York unless he comes on Flagrant 2 podcasts. He did a lot though, man. I mean, he played basketball. See, that is the guy. He went to ball to Vegas. He went to coldly.

He didn't see the girl. He was trying to pour her tities out and got down on the ground and started to pull her skirt up. And what happened? He was like, if you do whichever you want to do. I think that what... He was like, I don't know, do whatever you wanted. He was at the park. And that would be with Andrew Yang?

Yeah. Yeah, Andrew Andrew really is... I don't know, bro. I promise you, it is. You know what's crazy about Andrew? Andrew is like the... I guess he did too much.

Because it's like, you know, it's like the guy who, like, talked his way out of the vagina. That's me. Oh, my... You know what I'm saying? You're not a woman. Be like, I was going to give you something and he started talking.

Yeah. You know what it was? He was afraid. He played prevent defense. He had it in his grasp. Yeah. And everybody thought that he was going to do it. I think he even had the lead.

And then after that, he got pussy. And his camp, got pussy and they didn't want to ruffle any feathers. They're like, we're just going to coast to the finish line, and New Yorkers do not like that. We would rather you take a real hard stance about some shit we don't agree with, but we know that you're tough. Yeah. Then you just try to placate.

You say you're pro one thing. Then you flip-flop once you get some pushback. That Eric Adams dude was like, yo, this is how you find drugs in your kid's closet. And then we were all like, yo, why you stitch on your kids? But parents were like, no, I like, I like that. No, I mean, now is a good time for somebody like Eric Adams because, you know, New York is, it looks bad. It looks like the wild wild west.

It's really out of control. What's the injury ain't going to do, clean up the streets? That's what I'm saying. Give people $1,000 for what? Yeah, yeah. No, but listen, that would help clean up the streets too, though. No, it's not. Provide people opportunity, give them money and resources.

Nah, that's not true. What? Because every time they give them money, they go ahead, they're doing more bad stuff with their money. It depends, right? The government giving people money for the last year. They've been wild, and that's why they, that's why they wild. I'm not saying, I'm not saying, people are wilder because they broke. That dude got robbed in the Bronx last night for a $3,000

chain. They killed the drug. driving the head for a freaking chain? That's because people are hurting. Where do you think they got to want the money to get the gun? What do you think they got to? Whacked a gun for shit? Listen, I'm not saying I'm not saying don't give them no bread, but they are really

out of here wilding. You have to have a combination of both. It has to be law enforcement and coming on Flavor too. And it has to be law enforcement and you got to put resources in these porn and disenfranchised areas. Yes, you do. You got to. I definitely want to get them bread, but what I've seen would get a lot of people bread right now. I guess whenever, anytime, anytime,

just give somebody something, they don't cherish it. But you give opportunity. You give them opportunity with jobs. You get more trade schools in these communities. Like you give them something to do. Open up the rec centers. Just don't get them cash. I'm with you on that.

I'm with them giving an opportunity. Yes, do that. To work. And, like, obviously, you need to give cash to some people who are really in need. If you got a mom, she got two kids at home, she got to look after the kids. What the fuck she's supposed to work 40 hours a week.

It's not going to be possible. What you said just now helps too, right? Because if I'm a mom and I got to work two or three jobs, who's watching the kids? Daycare, all that kind of thing. 100% we're going to board that. But the Andryang shit that blew my fucking mind is I thought this motherfucker was rich. He's not?

He got like a million dollars. What do you mean? You are bawling. Go ahead. Show me. He got his million. A measly million. What do you mean?

Who are you to give away a thousand everybody? That's what I'm talking about. Like, you're talking about giveaway a thousand. You need a thousand. You know what I'm saying? I'm not talking about a million. a lot. But if you could be the I know business, I know how economies work, I know how the system works, but you've met, you have got a million, that's a million. A lot of money, bro. Sometimes,

it's not a lot of money for you to be a financial expert. Yeah, you're supposed to have that. Like, if I'm going to financial expert for advice, he got to have more than a million. Yeah, I don't think he's, I don't consider Andrew Yang a financial expert. It's like universal basic. Universal basic income was a principal that started with Martin Luther King, June. It's something he needs because he's, he's coming on, bro. He doesn't it. He needs to do. He needs to do. He needs to I thought this guy was worth hundreds of millions of dollars. I thought he was a genius businessman. Really?

Why are you telling me about money if you don't have more money than all these other motherfuckers? I mean, it's not like he's telling people how to, you know, balance their books. He's just like, look, universal basic income. People can use an extra $1,000 more. That's not fucking a financial advisor. I could, wax could say that. He wouldn't.

I'm definitely trying to get $1,000. Whatever that means. How can I get that? See how it works? That motherfucker just came out like, yo, everybody gets $1,000. And we were like, all right, this guy's kind of onto some shit. And we didn't even look to the credential. Martin Luther King, Jr., man, he's the one who invented the concept of universal basic income.

Martin Luther King Jr. He invented it or communism invented it? The first time I ever heard of universal basic income was Martin Luther King Jr. He was the one saying people need, I don't know if he ever had a dollar amount, but they need a stipend a month in order just to take care of their basic needs. He got it all. That's all MLK Jr. Bernie Sanders, they all got it from MLK Jr., universal basic income.

But it's just 1,000 or a thousand every month or something like that? I thought he said a thousand every month, right? That's what, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it wasn't going to be for all New Yorkers. It was going to be for like a quarter million or something like that. I just think that he came off as a little inauthentic. And New Yorkers sniffed that out. And it's hard, it's very hard to come off inauthentic in 2021.

Like you can fake being real. You know what I'm saying? And even when people were saying like, oh, Andrew Yang, he's goofy. Yeah. He's playing basketball. We like when he's goofy. He is. He's that.

So to me, I thought he was being authentic. But to some people, like, nope. He didn't want to piss off anybody. And I tell you, that is the downfall. In New York, we're used to being pissed off. It's not a big deal to piss us off. We like it if you piss us off as long as you stand for something. Just stand for your shit.

Take a stand. Yeah, the days of politicians playing both sides is old. Done. Like, you either got to, you got to believe in something. There has to be a mass group of people that see you and know this is what you're committed to. that's how you win elections. Yeah, we feel comfortable then. Even if we don't like you and I know where you stand, I'm like,

I don't know how to work. I know how to do it to shit. When you come in here and I'm like, I don't even know what this motherfucker's going to do. How do I plan taxes? How do I plan business shit? How do I plan hiring? If I don't know the positions this guy's going to put me in.

If you get a Republican or a Democrat in office, I know how I can plan for both of those motherfuckers. A flip-flopper? He just want to play basketball. Who? That's the only time I've ever seen this playing basketball. He's playing basketball? That's it.

You didn't see when they asked him what his favorite Jay-Z song was? No. And he said a Jay-Z and Lincoln Park record? Like, bro. That makes sense, bro. That makes sense. Yeah. Nobody ever in the history of life is saying.

He's playing basketball in the park. I've become so known. I never heard that right. I could see you there. That's from the Collision course album? I'm about to shoot this whole room. I've never heard that shit. I got hyped just right then, yo.

Jay Z on that song? I was about to shoot the home mover. I never heard that shit ever. Hold on that song. Jay Z and what's the name? Lincoln Park. Bro, the way that song just hit me, y'all could be dead right now

if I kept singing that song. I don't like white men constantly talking about doing mass shooting. Don't let it. You said it a few times already. It's candy, man. You play that song one more time. It might be old for all this. You played Lincoln Park three times in a row for a white one.

Nobody believed a kid who was what I kept saying. No, for real. The kid kept saying he going to do it. Nobody believed it. I was like, ah, leaves little Andy alone. Let on Andy doesn't mean it. He comes to say. He comes in here trenched up.

Lord have mercy. He's going through the whole act. Like fucking Terminator. Pull the gun out. It's so funny. Until he starts shooting. So you like Eric Adams from New York? I only saw that one video of him.

And I loved it. I loved it. I saw one video. I don't know anything about his posies. I remember that where he was like, just how you find kids in your dreams. This is how you find guns. Yeah.

I'm like, who the fuck is this little kid? I love this. Who's this little nino brown to me? He's got a badass little kid. He knows how to hide his guns and truck. He's black or white. He's black. Black guy?

Yeah, yeah. I got Eric on my audible, my audible project. We've got answers that I put out a couple months ago. Oh, and he's on it. Eric's on me? Right. Part of the black brain trust that I assembled, Eric Adams is definitely one of them.

He was commissioner? He was some, what was he in Brooklyn? Oh, shit. Why is it slipped from my mind right, right now? Police commissioner or something like that? He was the Brooklyn Borough president. Oh, okay.

That's what he was. Brooklyn Borough president, Eric Adams. So listen, I guess salute to Eric Adams. I don't know if it's official yet. Yeah, neither do I. And that was the primary, right? Like, so he's still got to win against. Huh?

I thought that was the primary. It was a primary, but in New York, whoever wins the Democratic primary is going to go on to be moved. Hold on. That wasn't the election on Tuesday? No. Because now on. What the fuck?

It's like a scrimmage? Not. Watch Andrew Yang runs for the other side, flip-flopping. Hold on. That wasn't the election. You know on Tuesday? Democratic primaries. No, I love Andrew Ane, but yo,

his chief of staff played pussy with us, bro. That shit bothered me. He kept, oh, yeah, we're going to do it, confirming and then ghosting us. And I told him to his face, I said, if he doesn't come on a podcast, he will lose. I was like, you cannot come.

I saw him, you cannot win the election for mayor of New York without coming to a Flagon 2 podcast. That's why you moved back to New York, right? You moved back to New York just to interview Andrea. Not to interview him. I moved back to New York to ensure a good mayor. Tell him what you did today, though

What I do today I called his ass You called Yang? No, I called the little pussy boy That was a boy in my calls The chief of staff Yeah What'd you say to him?

I said, I said, I told you so See? I said, well, well, well Well, well The motherfucker's crazy What did you say, Alex? Tell me, Alex, tell me, Alex, what happened? He's like, I told you

you don't come on the podcast, you ain't winning shit. Take your pussy ass back. What do you say? Yeah, what do you say? Nah, this is a voicemail. They ain't picked up. Oh, you left. Oh, my God.

Even worse. Hey, this is what happens when you ghost me, bro. You want it old, man? You want it old? Yeah. You write letters. I was heard. Have a girl ever ghosted you in real life?

No. Oh. I mean, yeah, of course. Are you kidding? That's all the part of this. Yes. Girls of ghosted, of course. How did you react like that?

No. I had other candidates. Ranked choice voting. But I tell you this, those those that ghosts in and all of a sudden, you know, in a little Netflix special, some YouTube shit start popping. The rock post you on Instagram. The rock post on Instagram. Congratulations. Congratulations.

Congratulations. Congratulations. I see you. I see you big head. Back in they didn't want you. They all are you? I see you, I see you ugly. You know what I say that?

I see you ugly. You know, ugly ass. You know ugly ass winning. Ugly. Big head. Now you want this pussy, huh? Wait, what? Huh?

Huh? What? I'm going to be honest with y'all. I don't even know where the fuck we ended because we had some technical difficult you had to stop. So whatever the conversation was. It was getting wild. But basically, if I say it's time to come on Flaring 2 or else you don't got a chance, now you know I'm dead serious. And first of all, I just want to make this point very clear. I extended that to somebody who was a political nobody. Yang? I've had mayors on the podcast before. We had the mayor of

Miami, not the wannabe mayor. I was willing to throw him an alley-you. Yang was popping on a national level, though, because of the president who... He never won nothing. No, he definitely never won nothing. You know what I'm saying? Popular dude, but never won nothing. He never been a politician before. I wonder if he regrets now not taking a position in the Biden administration.

He'll, they'll place him. He's part of that whole thing. You think now even still after the president? They pulled him in and this is what you do. They guarantee. They tried to run him in New York. It didn't work. But like, the they, the establishment is like, yeah, he's their guy.

Or they just put him back on CNN. He keeps on spout in their show. He'll definitely be on CNN. I guess he'll still do his political punting thing. I think he already got a podcast. What we liked about him is we thought he was an outsider. And I think that they pulled him in. They were like,

I think he came off a little too politiciany and his run for New York as well. That's what it was. Yeah, no, I agree with that. Because it was a lot of like, he had a lot of burniness with him. But it seemed like he was leaning a little, little, little, little, little two left.

You know what I mean? But you're right, though. If you don't stand for anything, if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for any motherfucking thing. You know what I'm saying? He goddamn failure. down those polls. What do you think of people getting charged to get vaccinated, bro?

What was that? Like, they're fining people. What was that? What's the school? What's the start? Click on that story. That's kind of wow. Alex. We only had it's not a link. We only had Taylor to not know what was going on with the story. Hold on. Let me pull it up, man. Yeah, it's not even a link. It's just charging people if they don't get vaccinated. Hold, hold, hold. I'm going to tell you right now. It's kind of wild. I want you to have the context of this. because this is, I don't understand this, okay. Like charging money or like with a crime? Students are suing Indiana versus Indiana University and federal court over vaccine mandate.

Okay. All these do it at home and just do it like, um, do it in homeschool. The mandate requires students, faculty, and staff to be vaccinated or get an exemption for religious or medical reasons before starting the fall term. Mm-hmm. What do you think? It's tricky, man. It's tricky because you can't even really be honest about how you feel about the vaccine because Facebook, YouTube, Instagram, Twitter will take your whole shit down. Like the exact things that we've all been saying, we've all been curious about that we're called conspiracy theories are now coming out, right?

People initially like, yo, this shit might be made in a lab. And they go, oh, and it was leaked by China. Oh, you racist. How could you say that? And that's all fucked up. And now it comes out. It's most likely made in the lab. Yeah.

Same thing. then goes with the vaccine. It's like there are going to be people that have adverse reactions to the vaccines and it's okay if as an average citizen you feel scared about taking it. I got the vaccine.

I got it really probably because I just want to travel. So I was just on some like spoiled ho shit. I'm just being a spoiled ho. I'd like to travel. So how do I get it? And I also got it if I'm to say being selfless

as like I go do shows on the road where I bring large groups of people into one place. Are all of them vaccinated? They might not be, but the least I could do for them, but you can still get it. You still get it, though. Yeah, but I could provide more protection

to passing it on. Okay. You can still get it, but you can't, one, it's much harder to get, and two, you're not going to show symptoms. Okay. What about the Houston Methodist Hospital that said 153 employees

either resigned or were fired because they refused to get a COVID-19 vaccine. because it was a hospital policy. That's not right. Does my body my choice not apply to vaccines? No. I mean, your kids got to get vaccines to go to school. I'm not against vaccines.

I'm just saying with this new COVID vaccine. That the FDA has not approved. They only approved for emergency use. So if there are side effects, I can't sue no fucking body. So if I just want to pump my brakes for a minute and wait until, you know, to see what happens with this shit, I'm wrong. How about this? Let me throw something to ask you.

Okay. How you feel? There's a drug called Ivermectin. That sounds like a name. That sounds like a financial advisor. Ivernectin. Talk to Ivermectin. And he said, or the drug apparently might be helpful with dealing with the coronavirus symptoms after you already have.

There's been other drugs that have come out, you know, that some say are good and can potentially help. REMSdenazvir, whatever that shit was, hydroxychloroquine, zinc, D3, all these. I heard about zinc. Vitamin D3, these things. It's been, some people have said that there might have had information that this was useful, and by they, I mean, like, the pharmaceutical companies that are putting out the vaccine, and that they have quieted the effectiveness of that drug in curing the coronavirus or curing the symptoms of the coronavirus so that they could push out the vaccine.

I've never heard that drug. I've heard hydrochloricum was definitely fucking people up. Hydroxychlorical. Whatever the fuck. Yeah. I actually ordered some. Yeah. From Amazon, but I think I ordered some other shit that started with hydro, but I thought it was

chloroquy. I got that shit sitting in the cabinet right fucking ham. I really think if they stopped doing a needle shit, if they did do like a pill or something like that or something to drink, I think it'd be much better though. They can do it up your butt. I'm not doing that shit. It really ain't doing it. They can do it up your butt.

I saw I read the day that if they refuse, if you refuse to get the, if you refuse to get vaccine, then they'll send you to jail and you got to get butt injections. Jail it is. I was on CNN. I sent out. Jail it is. Listen. What do you mean?

What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? Send you to jail. Here comes cannonball. Listen, what do you mean? There it is. You didn't see that headlong.

Jella. You don't see these headlines. Yo, Wattel. Get upset. What happened? What happened? What happened? What happened?

I'll see that headline. Hold on. Strongman threatens vaccine, declineers with jail. But injections. That was on CNN this morning, bro. It said strong man threatens vaccine decliners with jail. And then it says butt injections.

You got another deletion. This is Maria Santana, who's at CNN anchor and correspondent. I don't know what the fuck they was talking about. She got butt injections. No, man. What about all the people inside the hospital? Why they not? If they must know more than we do, they're not trying to do it.

Listen, I know doctors that aren't trying to do it. I just think it's unconstitutional. And this is by somebody who's not any expert in the Constitution at all. It feels unconstitutional to fire people because they don't want to get the fucking vaccine. To find kids in college because they don't want to get the fucking vaccine. Constitution is wrong. That don't feel right. That feels right to y'all?

No. No, no, no, it doesn't feel right. But it's a tricky one, man. It's like, let's say, for example, 1% of people, one percent of, okay, let's say 1% of people die because of COVID. Yes. And let's say half a percent of people die because of the vaccine.

But everybody gets to get, you know, gets to get back to normal. It's like, should we take on that sacrifice for the greater good? Should we take on that risk? People are, though. What? They already are. It's really the truth, though. But that's the, what that's the thing? We don't know the truth. And

this isn't even our fault. It's like, we've lost faith in our institutions because they motherfucking lie all the time. And by the way, Let's not get it fucked up. America don't give a fuck about casualties when it comes to the money. Nah. They know America already knows that they're going to lose some people in various industries. You know what I mean?

But if it makes money, who gives this shit? That's the American way. We just don't want to be lavered up, but that's the way it is. All we care about is money, man. Greed is how you guess. That's why, bro, that's why China's being successful. They're not even trying to fight wars with us. They're just like, yo, we will just offer them money and they will do anything we want for money.

John Cena bent over and grabbed his anger. ankles and apologized in perfect Mandarin for recognizing Taiwan as a country. You saw that, right? I'll be honest with you. That story sounded way better until you told me what he actually bent over and grabbed his ankles. I was like, really? I don't see John Cena bent over and grabbed his ankles. When did that happen? Not that I'm interested in that kind of stuff, but I was like, where was that visual? You know what I mean, though, right? I'm trying to say, I'm like, oh, this guy really ain't grab his ankles, though, right? He grabbed his ankles for China. He grabbed his ankles for China. What did he apologize to China for? For recognizing Taiwan as a country.

Damn, John, you're acting like an NBA player. I taught NBA players when the only people who got on the name. They want that money, bro. They don't, but that's what it all boils down to and everybody needs to stop acting like they care about anything else. This is a capitalist country

and they will motherfucking sacrifice human beings to make sure that that bottom line is still there and it's that goddamn almighty dollar. 100%. It's fucked up, but that's just the way it is. And it is fucked up. We just not used to seeing it at home. We're okay with sacrificing people overseas.

We're okay with. with motherfuckers in sweatshops and shit, making our clothes, we're okay with these senseless wars so our gas is cheap. But the second it comes home and it's like, wait, we could potentially die because of- it's been home, though. The tobacco industry.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. People make multi-billions of dollars. Armaceutical industry. Yes. Got all these people hooked on fentanyl and all that shit. Absolutely. Perkinsets and all this other shit. Like they purposely know these things are addictive,

especially cigarettes, bro. They know this shit is addictive and they still motherfuckinck and they still motherfucking sell it even those kills millions of people. Twix? Huh? I think the sugar is like cheap cocaine. Why twigs?

Let's fuck me up. Twix? Why do you like Twix, bro? I don't know. It looks like twin dicks. It's two dicks. You know, Twix is frisk. You know Twit is frisk for chocolate dicks.

No it is. Twin chocolate dicks. Yes, it is. Do it is. Say what? That's something that really satisfies you. That's French for black dick. But you don't like big dicks.

You like, small dicks, just more of them. I don't know what the fuck happened just now, but Twix is cheap, cheap cocaine. I think sugar is. Yeah, but all the different things you could choose to put inside your mouth. I chop it up, though.

Whoa. You chop the dig up? I know I guarantee you, I do this with the Twix every time. You can just put the whole twigs in your mouth. No way. I know a putting in my mouth with, like, kept it there. You put both of them in your mouth? No, hell no.

I don't even like smoking my blunts like that. I like smoke my blunts like this. You're a liar. You got to stop telling this lie. So I put my, so I smoke a butt like this? Stop telling this lie, yo. Stop telling this lie. I'm not going to tell the story.

I never smoked my blood. How you smoke? How you smoke? Stop telling the lie. I don't know. I don't. Like what? Especially if I'm smoking with somebody,

I always smoke just like this. Nah, bro. I never put my lips on it. If you think, if you think that makes you look any more man. Yeah, that's a little gayer, bro. That's a definitely gayer. That's a little ganglangling.

And not put your lips on the blunt. It's like you're not. He's sucking a little snicker. Nope. That's all. That's all. I cut them up. What else we got?

What else we got this week, guys? Taylor's back. She's made her second return. She walked out immediately at the first one. I don't see her. Why are you upset? Why you upset? I'm like, mad stressed out right now.

But why are you so stressed? Why don't you? She lost that race and that shit got to live on line for ever. Oh, dude. Honestly, I would say run it off, but that might take too long. Maybe y'all should. try racing downhill. Do you want to and just ball up or what?

Taylor, come on. Taylor, you can't sit in here pouting because you are operating. I'm not pouting. You're definitely pouting. I'm not worried about y'all. Y'all y'all think I was worried about your last week or anything? I don't get it. I don't get it. That's a song by Destiny's Child. That was not.

She's the lead singer of that. That's my daughter's child. That's Beyonce. If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. If you like it, then you should have put a ring on it. Honey, honey, I can see the stars all away from here. That's Beyonce, too? That's Beyonce, baby.

The woman that Trick Daddy said cannot sing. Wait, what? You didn't hit Trick Daddy? No, I heard. Trick Daddy, bro. Trick Daddy said Mary Can't Sing and Jay Z was never anybody's

favorite rapper or greatest rapper. He also said he's scared of bugs more than bees. No, he's scared of roaches more than bees. Because after the beehive combo. Yeah. Which I don't agree with because roaches don't bite.

He needs to... Shit. He needs to run for mayor of New York. No, I say shit. Roaches don't bite. You got bit by Roach? Yeah, I got bit by roach before roach and lay eggs in you.

What? Whoa, whoa. What? What? A roach is nutting than you? You let a roach Nothing is. A roach got you pregnant, son?

You let a roach got you saying it. And a rose bite you or spider bite you, they lay an egg in you. I never heard a rose bite. I bet you go ahead. Look it up. I don't let any man lay eggs in me. I don't let any man make eggs in me ever. I'm from New York.

Yo, in New York, we don't let motherfuckers roll up and lay eggs in us. For real, man. And a bunch of shit come out of you. Bite the shit out of you. I don't know cockroaches eat meat either. Cockroaches are omnivores that eat plants and meat. They have been recorded to eat human flesh of both the living and the dead. Although they are more likely to take a bite of fingernails, eyelashes, feet, and hands.

The bites may cause irritations, lesions, and swelling. I never knew that. Which one of them lay eggs in you? Wow. Why are you got roaches just crawling on you? You just got everything crawling on you. Wow. Because that's why you have a mice?

Yes. That's why I'm saying. Wow. Yes. I mean, that's crazy. Where did he nutting you at, Wax? I didn't get, he didn't lay an egg in me, but I got bit by a roach before.

How do you know what's a roach? Because we had roaches. Yeah, but I'm saying like, no, no, no. I'm saying, no, listen to my question. Because I'm saying, did you, no, because you could have been gone to sleep. It was my dog. I just got to know how I look. I'm saying you could have been sleds in a,

Saylor coming through with he. Taylor back on the podcast with you. That's all I'm talking about, girl. That's right, Taylor. Come on. If at first she don't succeed, try and try again, all right? If the first she don't succeed. Don't you be like Ben Simmons.

You ain't scared to shoot, right, Taylor? No, you know. And no matter how many times you miss. Shoot. Say my name, say my name. TLC. I think kind of crazy. They ain't calling me baby.

What's up? Say my name. Say my name. Come on, Taylor. Tell him to say your name. Tell him say your name in these Reddit streets. Oh, my God. You know what's so crazy, though?

What? Taylor about to throw her laptop at my head. Don't let him see you like this, Taylor. That's fucking. We got her laughing. You sat there for five minutes pouting and you giving Reddit more ammunition. First of all, if y'all going to let me fucking talk.

Oh, shit. Who runs the world? Girls. Who's like the world? Girl. Who's talking about, talking about, time, my time. What's your mom? Time out, time out, time out, time out, time out.

Oh, my God. The floor is yours, Taylor. Go, go, go, go. Let's see what this. The floor is yours, go. Let's see she go. All I was trying to say was because you could be sleeping. You really came back to this?

Yes. Because y'all wasn't fucking let me talk and make me think like I'm saying something stupid. Oh, that's not making you seem like you saying something. I'm not saying dumb. I'm not saying dumb. Who said I was sleeping? Okay, go ahead, go ahead. What is it?

Doesn't matter now. I don't feel like it. What? It's all about a roach. What? What? what you're going to say. No, you don't play around, bro.

You don't play around, bro. You roach's bite. It's just been a bad week for Philly. That's all. The Losses lost and raised, six is lost. You know what I'm saying? A lot of L's for Philly. A lot of Ls for Philly.

You have to understand, they are survivors. You're a survivor. You're a survivor. Keep on surviving. Hey, hey, hey, you are Destiny's Child, Taylor. Yes, you are. You are.

child of destiny. Destiny. That's right. Now, do you want to finish about the roach? I want to fight all y'all. Because I don't know who got this. You lost the race if you want to fight us. I don't give a fuck about losing or anything else like that.

No, it's nice. Be honest, Taylor. If I was up that upset, I would have hit Andrew, like, yo, take that down to the other. I don't give up every post in the animation and everything. This is the same space. You're upset. You're upset that you lost to Andrew. Yeah.

Why would I be upset now? Come on. Talk to us. Talk to us. Tell us what. Tell us why. What about it. really bothers. I don't start talking. I just start

fighting, so let's move on. But just tell you. Whoa. Why? We're literally sitting here trying to cater to you. I'm a cater to you. Honey, this is your day. This is your day. Come on, girl.

Come on now. Go on now. Go. Come on. We can't cater. What did you think of Trick Daddy's comment? I just love that he's trying to roll up the internet. Does he be an album dropping or something? I love it.

He knows what he's doing, right? Everybody's entitled to their opinion. Listen, Trick Daddy is absolutely a motherfucking legend. And I salute Trick Daddy all day, and he's entitled to his opinion. And I just think he's wrong. Yeah, he's allowed to be wrong too. Hold is definitely right. Listen, not only can't rap.

That was the interesting part to me when he said, He said hope can't rap. He said, we can actually insert the audio. Beyonce ain't trying to give back the music. And then Beyonce, don't write music and Betty Kucan her motherfuck. So Beyonce can't sing. I don't like Beyonce. I don't know why they be thinking she could sing.

They just. I'm going to say, I'm my unpopular opinion right now. Beyonce is to R&B where J-V is to New York. That's why they together. Jay-Z ain't never won the greatest rapper alive. Whoever put them on a level of day. New York lost Biggie. They needed a hero.

They wanted to be the mega of hip-hop, and they just handed it over to Jay-Z. But I would push back on trick and say, there's nobody who knighted Jay more than Biggie. People forget, like, Biggie and Jay was like this. Biggie Small. Biggie was on rap music. Yeah, they did songs together.

Biggie was on. Rap City shouting out Jigga saying to Jiggins' favorite rapper. Like Biggie recognized and saluted Jay while Bigg was alive. You know what I mean? So if anybody knighted Jay and if anybody had, you know, every, I don't want to say right because nobody had the right to the throne. But if anybody was like, if it was first, what's that shit called first-ranked voting? Whatever that shit's called.

JZ was definitely number two. Two or three. I say three. Fair, because at the time. And Nas is kind of a moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But also the people at the end of the day, like, exalt the figures that they care about. So it's like, we decide the Jay is that.

That's right. You could call, every rapper out here calls himself the best rapper, right? Like, you see every single one. Motivation. I got this idea. But, like, the people don't. And the people think that Jay Z is nice. And he is nice.

Definitely not. Because he's nice. I don't care what you think about his politics. I don't care what you think about, like, his choices or that. But at rapping, he is very scared. That would change. I told Angelian and Indie this this morning, and we weren't even on the air. We were just having a conversation behind the scenes.

Jay Z is, and I love Mary J. Blige, but Jay Z to me as a man is what Mary J. Blige is to a lot of women. No, real shit. It's just the truth. And I love Mary. No, like Mary is, I love Mary, like women love Mary too. But Jay, from reasonable doubt to 4-4-4, he's raised us. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, there's a Jay-Z bar for every motherfucking situation in life. Everything. That's interesting. Come on, man. He's a real OG. I've never seen him smoke cigarettes. Huh? I just never seen him cigarettes.

Okay. But yeah, he's the guy. So, I mean, like, you know, that thing trick was wrong in that aspect. And I think Beyonce can sing, and I think it's unfair. You know, Mark Lamont Hill asked him, you know, if Stephanie Mills, Whitney Houston are 100s,

what is Beyonce? He said 85. Stephanie Mills and Whitney Houston, that's a different level of me. That's a talent. Like, there's only one or two of those ever in the history of life. God gave them some.

And just like with the total package of Beyonce, I live once-in-a-generational talent, too, but just vocally, come on, Stephanie Mills. It wouldn't you, Houston? Don't do that. That's not fair. Has Beyonce ever been criticized for her lack of ability to sing? I thought that she was always considered a great entertainer.

Not to me. I've never heard it. But she's not a good singer. I think she developed a better voice. So initially it wasn't as good. Don't she? Teller, tell her, tell her. You cannot take the Beehive this week.

You just can't do it. Why do you think that I give a fuck about show? Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hold on. You just said fuck the beehives? Really? That's what I said.

That's what I heard. You guys sound. I said she was average. I feel like at Desny's child. And Desi's child, why can I say she developed a better voice? You said, Beyonce was average? Oh. Y'all is so.

I mean, is that what you just said. The things that you say. As a Pinkett Smith, Y'all are you hyping shit up. Stop hyping shit up. You don't want this, Taylor. Leave it alone. Stop. Don't even go to smoke, yo.

How am I asking for smoke when I was saying her voice got better? Like, she said she was average. I'm not like that. You're saying, I'm not saying that she changed, she stayed the same. That's like, she improved her. Yeah, like, she did good. But she's never been. Like, initially you're saying that she was trashed.

I did not say that. She's not as good. She's never been average. She's above average. Beyonce's never been average. And Destiny's child? Never. She was at least.

She was the lead singer in Desiard. She was the least singer. You're like, no, because she's a wild. She's the lead singer in Desi's tall. She's not mean like she. And who had a better voice? She's the lead singer and Desi Child.

You don't think Kelly Rowland had a nice voice. You don't know. I said better. I personally like Kelly Roller's voice better than the religious one. Michelle? Michelle. She got a book out checking in right now.

She gave her. And Destiny Shaw, I appreciated Kelly Rowling's voice. That's beautiful. beautiful. But God didn't want Kelly Rowland to be successful. No, her dad didn't want no one else to be the leader except for Beyonce. I love Kelly Rowland. Yeah. Kelly Rowland is the godiva chocolate goddess. But Beyonce has always been the best singer in destiny chocolate. I believe so. Come on. Like, what do we have to play the music? What are we talking about? Like, do we have to play? It wasn't auto tune. What song did you want to hear? Why are you

upset? You just said everyone got out of opinion. I'm just trying to keep you away from the goddamn beehive. You ain't never seen my girl. Thomas J got killed by the bees. That's a fact. Right now, that's a bad. The week you haven't, the bees fucked you up, too. First of all, I have, excuse me.

Let's be very clear. That's be very clear. Okay. All the teenage shit makes me lit. And on top of that, on top of that, I don't act like I don't have other people. I have a lot of other people supporting me and everything else like that. I haven't seen it. Even though y'all don't.

Yo, Red is starting to flip on tell. They starting a supporter. Really? Yeah. Oh, you know, sympathy. Sympathy, sympathy. Nah, they're like... Why are you hating someone?

You don't fight? What do you think? You saw it for a really don't be looking. I saw a post. It's too cruel. I'm going to be honest with you. I saw a post. I think honesty without compassion is brutality.

And I see a lot of honesty with no compassion. I'm like, y'all, I can't watch this. I don't like to see them doing that, Deutale. I'm being honest. They said that she's the Dr. Fauci of the Brilliant Idiot's Podcast. Whoa. What's that? What's that?

They flip it. They don't like Dr. Fauci no more. No, I haven't liked him. That's the point. Every time he comes around, shit just shuts the fuck down. Damn. I looked on ready. They say look like Taylor.

Never mind. Say it. Nope. Say it. Say it. What? She's lit. It makes them more lit.

It makes you more lit. That is a misconception, though. You should not think that way, Taylor. Why? Because that's not true. All publicity is not good publicity. Just because people are talking about you don't mean it's a good Because guess what?

I don't know who these little people are anyway. Oh, they're little. First of all, I don't think they're little. They are listeners and I appreciate them. Really need a subreddit. Let's go. So guess what? They're going to keep listening every fucking week.

Not for you. That's what they want you to know. I'm still here. I'm only speaking for Reddit. I'm still here. Listen, I love you. You know I do. But I'm just speaking for Reddit right now.

Those are the kind of comments that makes them shoot at you on Reddit. And that's you think it bothers me. Yes. Why? Why do you think it bothers me? Show your hands if you're thinking about this tail. But why? No problem.

Why do you think so? No, give me an honest opinion. Why? Do I show it? Is it what you're acting right now? Yeah. What are you acting right now? Literally.

You are all set. Was I acting like that the other time? No. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of sodium, yo. You are pissed. Yeah.

You're pissed. You're pissed. You're a piece fries. You're a girl on fire. You're a chicken piece prize. This lemonade. Yeah. You're a lemonade album right now.

Just what. I have other work outside of this. And it's very stressful. What's stressing you about the black effect? Oh. Oh. Oh. Work is work.

Work is work. Yeah. There we go, Charlotte. People got to work. Like, you got to work. People got to work. Hey, y'all tell them, bro. White people, we've been telling people this for years.

Work is work. Whistle while you do that shit It makes you happy. Whistle why you were. Go ahead and start it. Make that pussy farting. Whistle, why you. Yo, we are so musical today, guys.

This is brilliant. It's the musical. Listen. Oh, my God. Come on, bro. What the fuck? A free Michael B. Jordan, yo. He's just trying to name his rum after.

He locked them up? No, no, no, he deserved. Exactly. He was done that backlash. Why? Because he's the thing. He's trying to be black too much, almost. What? I know.

No, don't make that face. You don't make that face. You don't make that face. You're not going to white girls and everything else and you just automatically start to turn black or something like that. Like, you know. Hello. She's showing us.

No, y'all not about to do this. Gianna. You're not about to do this. You're not about to do this. Giannis. If you're not about to do this. Giannis, if you're going to play, go to the paint. Y'all not about to do that.

You're not about to do that. You're not going to exactly what I mean. Stop shooting. Hold on. You know exactly what I mean. No, I don't. We're about to cocktail of John Fick. No, I don't.

I hate y'all. I'm just ready to fight. She out here. Shoot it. And shots, man. I'll just, man. And then what was. So great, she shouted Michael B. Join.

But Allison said in and, Ba, ba, ba, you got to white girls, too. Ba! Bha! No, he said, no. He was in the same. I'll say, no. Taylor literally said,

it's almost like Michael B. Joy Trying to be too black. And then Algeist goes, what? And he goes, first of all, you be gay white bitches, you're in Puerto Rican,

you're not even black. You said, you know how you be trying to white girl. Chal was black cards so fast. Yeah. All I was going to say, all I was going to say is the same rule. Why you think he taped black?

I mean, white women, yeah. Why he didn't take white women? Because he never done that shit to his ass, you. But what's so crazy about it, he named his wine juve. It's a lot of Caribbean people who don't even like to be called black. You know what I mean? But that has nothing to do with nothing to me. It's rum.

The rum. The problem with what Michael B. Jordan did. is what corporations do. They come to these conclusions about things without having those people in the room. Because all you had to do was ask you with Trinidadian, hey, what do you think about this name in this rum juve? Yeah.

I'm sure to Trinidadian when they gave my honest opinion. But Jube is a party for them. You said what? Juve is a party for them. It's the start of like a carnival or something like that. Yes, it is. But it's also something else to it. I saw people who were training that thing.

Can I say it. It's a, speaking from someone. I spoke to a Caribbean. Y'all? Y'all about to make me like go off on this. Go, go, go, go, go. Break down the juvee thing.

Break down the juvee thing because I did read that as a contraction. Well, no, just I didn't, what's up? You're not saying shit. You ain't saying nothing, man. Why are you playing ISO basketball? You're stopping the office.

I was about to say something. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. Give me the ball. You're holding it. What's up? I was trying to finish my sentence, but you started laughing. Okay.

You started laughing, Charler. Go ahead. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Hey, dude. Come on, y'all. Taylor, stop. Hammer time.

That's a da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha. Can touch it. Taylor! Well, that's all you have to do. Listen, corporate America, it's really, a no-brainer. Whenever you're doing anything cultural, just bring in people from that culture and you won't make these mistakes. June 10th, sell watermelon fried chicken at all the places.

That's another example though, IKEA. IKEA in Atlanta. In Georgia, bro. In Georgia. But the black employees complained and said that they didn't even consult anybody black when they did this. Well, tell the story. I don't seem like I just made that shit out.

Oh, no, it's true. In IKEA, IKEA in Georgia, in Atlanta, put together a June. team menu, I guess it was for their employees, and they have fried chicken and watermelon on the menu. Now, somebody told me that if you Google Juneteen food, that's what comes up. So I don't know if that's true. You know that white people Google everything anyway, so it makes sense. I will say this. And I wouldn't be mad either. You remember we was in South Carolina a few weeks ago?

And we went on the boat with our white comrades. And, you know, my white homie was like, yo, you flying out the day? And I said, no, I'm flying out the morning. He said, yo, come on the boat with us, man. I'm like, I ain't no doubt. So he gets on the phone. He's like, yo, Charlaman's coming on the boat with us. He's like, yo, make sure to get the food I ordered. He was like, I want the chicken tenders from Publix. And he was like, I want watermelon.

No. And I want hummus. No. And I'm sitting there like, now I heard him say he wants the food he ordered. So clearly he already placed this order, right? So it's fried chicken and watermelon. Yeah. So we get on the boat.

Man, when I say our white comrades was killing this fried chicken. Oh, we love fried chicken. Bro, I mean, kill it. And I don't even eat fried foods, but I'm sitting in, wax fucking it up. All the white people fucking it up. He's talking to myself, man, let me try one of these goddamn chicken tendons from public. So I tried one, ended up eating four. Which is right?

They was fucking in Florida. We had them in Florida. Public chicken tenders. You got to get up in the potato salad. You got to put the potato salad and put the potato salad in the chicken tenders and eat it like that. Oh, I'm definitely being in the rotis. I never had to work a chicken. But my point by saying that is,

fried chicken and watermelon should not be a negative stereotype for black people. It's a delicious food, bro. Yeah, period. And I looked it up today because I've never researched it ever in my life to see why it's the stereotype. It's only a stereotype because white

racist back in the day made it that way. Because watermelon, after slavery, they used to sell it. Like, people like the people that used to be slaves, the black people used to be slaves, used to sell watermelon. Newly freed slaves. For profit. And for some reason,

watermelon was a symbol of freedom. And so that's when they put a negative connotation on it, white people. Like we. And with chicken, chicken was easy, easy to make, delicious. Easy to get. And what made that a negative stereotype was the movie Birth of a Nation. Because in Birth of a Nation, it was all of these politicians sitting around. And one of them was like really sloppily eating chicken.

And they said it showed a lack of table manners. And being that it showed a lack of. lack of table manners, that's why they associated it with black people because they thought black people were like unclean and didn't have any cool for anything like that. So the negative connotation came from racist bigots. So why would we let them steal our joy? I'll be pissed off if you didn't have watermelon and fried chicken. I'm like, you're not paying attention.

You give me a bunch of finger food and shit like that. What the fuck is this dumb shit? Yo, but how shitty is that that like if I invite black people to a barbecue or to like a boat ride or something, I can't have watermelon there without y'all thinking I got watermelon for y'all. Listen. I got to have hummus. We got to have hummus.

We got to have cauliflower. We all got to suffer through this fucking lunch because you're all so sensitive about delicious food. Y'all get cater to by Starbucks and shit. What the fuck is this dumb shit? You forgot I was coming? I know. I might get that shit this weekend. But no, that's true, though.

I want nice, hearty food. So how do we, that's good, this is good. How do we approach? So for the white people listen right now, how do you approach the black people you invited to your party and say, look. I think it's the assumption. Well, I think you got to say. ahead of time, be like, yo, listen, I fuck with watermelon chicken. You're going to see it at this goddamn party.

It got nothing to do with your ass whether you come or not. Now, I'm going to feel like you're fucking with me. Yeah, yeah. If you're announcing, I'm going to feel like you fucking with me. I'm not saying it. I smoke Newport. Tell me, what are you white? What?

What? Come on, son. What, bro? If you announce it. Come on. I listen to dead press. What? This is my part.

If you announce it, I'm going to think that you fucking would. Yeah. It's having there. It's there. You walk in. You see watermelon. You see strawberries. You see grapes.

See all types of fruit. No, no, chicken. You see fucking fish or whatever. If we got no Starbucks and no finger food and stuff like that, then I think you fuck them. It's just watermelon and chicken.

No, fuck you. Fuck you. And it's mixed together. It's a salad with watermelon and chicken. I need the potato salad with a raised. When you got that shit, they're like, okay. Huh?

No, no, I don't want it, but if I see it at the white person house, I'm like, okay, right, white people don't eat potato salad. With raisins? We don't eat potato salad. That's fake. Chicken salad. Chicken salad. No, no.

Now, I'm not gonna lie your chicken salad sandwiches back in the day. You all you see Subway admitted that there's no tuna in their tuna? Yeah, that's fucking up. They have no tuna thing. They have no tuna thing. There's no, how you got a tuna sandwich and there's no tuna in it? I want to know what the fuck is it then. You, you eat that shit all the time.

All the time. All the time. When I go to subway, put me a scoop of tuna on that mother stuff. That's not doing it, but cat? What is that? I mean, what else are going to be? Taylor, what do you think of this? What's the closest thing to tuna?

Huh? What's the closest thing in tuna? Yeah. All panties? You're right, though. I was just saying Jock's trash That's it

I was so stupid I was just saying Oh my God Come on Taylor That was kind of funny I can't usually She'd laugh at that one Yeah

She's not laughing That's an alley You kind of Yeah Yeah Yeah Taylor Taylor can we pay some bills

Elise I got them I got them I got bills Bills What is that song Can you pay my bills Can you pay my

Bermobobiles Can you pay my automobiles And Bills, bills, bills, bills, bills, bills. Dills, bills, bills, bills. Oh, he killed that shit. He killed that shit. That's how Taylor found running downhill.

Listen. All right, let's pay some bills. She's already shooting, Alex. You laughing. You laughing at a hard, Alex. You laughing at a hard, Alex. She's laughing. You're laughing too hard, Alex.

You already shot at you, man. I'll put it to my sauce. Yeah, that's a lot right there. He got a good laugh. And once he got him going, that was his getting back laugh. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I do like white girls. Ha ha ha ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, do like white women. Yeah, she said, she said he'd be trying to like white girls.

You know how you'd be trying to like white girls? How do you try to like white women? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Al just said what? He didn't push back. He could have not heard what she said. He just goes, what? What?

Teller want to laugh so hard Tell them want to laugh so hard To be with the gang Tell them want to laugh at the gang so hard, yo Let's pay these bills, man Yo We're gonna come back We're gonna talk to Taylor

What? Taylor What? Can I tell you something that's fucked up And I thought was rude of you? Teller, you can't sit there and pout You can't pout Excuse me, I'm not poutting

I'm actually trying to look up To find more Asking idiots but these aren't good questions. Oh, now you're hating on that Ask Idiot question. Oh, I have a suggestion about that. Okay. I think the Asked Idiot should come from Reddit.

Oh, great idea. And then crowdsource. That's it. Yo. I think y'all should have your own thread for Asking Idiot. So the mods on Reddit. I don't know really how Reddit works that well, but that's a great idea. If you create a post for the questions and then the community upvotes the really good questions.

That's right. Now we just read the top few questions. That's what y'all should do. Yo, Reddit, we don't really understand Reddit that well, but if that makes sense, could y'all organize that? Yes, right. Appreciate y'all. Could create an ask idiotous thread?

I think that's what it's called a thread, right? Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, we old as fuck. You hear us out. Hey, man, proud to be. I was going to shoot back on. What you were going to shoot back and say?

And they'll still take a long time to be read out. Oh, you just said, hey. Oh, Alex. Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. He's the same hype broke for us. So. You're shooting back.

You're shooting back. Puerto Rico. Oh! Puerto Rico. Oh. Lower Marion. All right. Let's pay some bills.

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Let's do one more. Let's do liquid death, man. Let's do it. We got a salute liquid death. Liquid death be showing up for the pot. Yo, I love that. That's my favorite water, bro. Listen, so many of us go through life dehydrated.

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Hold on. He's about to go get it. We're going to get the liquid death. I need to take a sip of water anyway. Okay. Waiting for Andrew to come back with that liquid death. I hope you bought back enough for everybody. Oh, shit.

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You got any church announcements? Oh, I do. This Friday, tickets go on sale for a few new shows. We added a few new shows. We're going to do one in San Francisco. We're going to do Vegas. We added another show in San Diego. That one sold out.

And we added more tickets for the special taping in Austin. So make sure you check those out. I'll give you those dates real quick. Theandrus solds.com. Those are where you're going to get the tickets that are not scalped. I keep telling you guys, I want y'all to save money. So if you go and get it from The Andrew Shultz, you're going to save the money. Simple as that.

So, again, if you want, we got San Diego. We added another show. First one sold out. Thank you so much, San Diego. That's on September 16th. We have more tickets being released for the special tapings. That's September 19th and 20th. Go right now to do this.

That's going to be in Austin. And then October 2nd, we're doing Lost Vist. at the Venetian theater. And then we are also adding San Francisco. That would be November 6th, San Francisco at the Masonic Auditorium out there. Beautiful, beautiful theater out there. Go check those out. We also had another show, Minneapolis.

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Let's get back to the show. Now, let's get into some shit you won't care about next week. We got to start off. Oh, my God. How have we not spoken about this yet? Our guy. How have we not spoken? Our guy, Vowal Big Neck.

Carl Naseeb. Is that you remember from Carl's last year? That's my God. N.S.ib, yeah. Carl came out, and he's the first actively gay NFL player. I didn't know that. I thought Michael Sam was the, I guess, I guess, I didn't say, actually. He never played.

You never played. You never played? I thought you made the Rams. Yeah, got drafted, but they cut his ass. There's so many gay guys in the NFL. I guess he just came out,

though. You know what? No guys has been out. There was that dude that played for the Patriots for a minute. What was that guy? He was like offensive line. Aaron Hernandez? No,

no, but he was gay. He found his gay. There's a white guy. I forgot his name, but he was like he played for the Patriots for years. I don't remember. And he came out, but after he retired.

There's plenty of guys. There's mad gay. Do you all think it matters, though? If someone's gay or not? Yeah. Like, should there be an announcement?

Because I don't think there should be an announcement. Oh. You're not gay to. Yeah. You know what? It matters to Carl. But I'm saying, shouldn't we just

appreciate someone for who they are? Like, who are. He's not not to appreciate, but as I'm like, why do we care who we think of it? He said that. He was really interesting. He wanted to be free.

His video was dope. He's like, look, if you know anything about me, you know I don't want any attention. I'm not doing this for any attention. He really don't. And like, yeah, if we have the video,

You can play it. What's up people? I'm Carl Massive. I'm at my house here in Westchester, Pennsylvania. I just want to take a quick moment to say that I'm gay. I've been meaning to do this for a while now, but I finally feel comfortable enough to get it off my chest. I really have the best life.

I got the best family, friends, and job a guy could ask for. I'm a pretty private person, so I hope you guys know that I'm really not doing this for attention. I just think that representation and visibility are so important. I actually hope that one day videos like this and the whole coming out process are just not necessary. But until then, you know, I'm going to do my best and do my part to cultivate a culture that's accepting, that's compassionate. And I'm going to start by donating $100,000 to the Trevor Project.

They're an incredible organization. They're the number one suicide prevention service for LGBTQ youth in America. And they're truly doing incredible things. And I'm very excited to be a part of it to help in any way that I can. And I'm really pumped to see what the future holds. That's all I have for you guys. I hope you have a great day, work hard. It's good to be free. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? He wants to be free. Now listen, I say it all the time.

You know, who somebody's fucking is none of your business anyway. So you got two type of people, right? You got people who don't want people in their business. And you got people on the download. Either way, that's their business. Yeah. If Carl wants to do a video and he wants to say, hey, this is who I am, salute.

What I like, Carl, he's a good dude. He's a good human. Call is a good human. And he's right. He don't be liking no attention. He'd be low-key. cool, he'd be minding his business. I like, I like the dude, you know what I mean?

I just want people to be happy at the end of the day. He also said this, he was like, I, I goes, I wish that we didn't have to do this. Exactly. He literally said, I can't wait till a time where, like, a gay player doesn't even have to say this because it's so normal. Exactly. And I think that we all want that. Of course it is. And it's just sad.

Of course it is. Like, you think Carl, you think Carl's the only gay man in the NFL? Of course not. It's like that in any industry, but guess what? people don't have the courage to come out because guys that are gay don't say anything about it. And, you know, I don't know why they don't want to say. Because you got going to locker room. It goes back to Adam and Eve and shit like that.

That's the originated, like, it's supposed to be men and women. So that's why people don't like seeing. No. You mean there's like religious components. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but a lot of guys are going inside there. Oh, think about it.

I think that's part of it. But I think it's deepening religion. I just think some people, I think some of them feel like they don't want to make anybody else uncomfortable. Exactly. Like in a locker room. You know, in the locker room and going to the showers, tippy toes wasn't allowed to go in our showers because we, he knew that he was telling

all the girls that- What? Tippy-toes in college. Like when we all going to showers, everybody like, hell, no, tip-y-toes can't come in here because he was telling all the girls our size. So he wasn't allowed in there no more. So it wasn't because he was gay, it was because he was going back telling girls about y'all-gay guys on the team, but we still, like, they knew like-

They kept y'all dick-sized themselves. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What? That's real. But they're even still chilled out because they didn't want us uncomfortable. You know what I'm saying?

They don't want people. They didn't want to hear somebody even chuckle when they came into the, inside the showers and nothing. So they fell back, let's take the showers, and they went and did their thing. I would be perfectly comfortable if I was a shower. That's dumb, though. I would be perfectly comfortable if I was a show. I know I'm a growing out of show.

Yes, exactly. So if homie is in there and he's like, man, you know, I'll have got a little thing. I'm like, God damn, bro. You spread it, you spreading fake news about my janela. Right. You're hard. Now I got to get hard in the shower.

I don't even want to get harder shower. I got to show you so you can go back and get the girls a real. Come in a tip-toe, measure it up. That's right. Nah, tip-eat-tip-toe. But are girls talking about it anyway, though? Because girls are going to talk about your dick size anyway. So why they don't want him telling her.

Exactly what it is. Not if they haven't seen them. See, this could be, that could be a, it's like a bad car fax. Right? So a homie's in the locker and he's looking at other people's penises. Me. Right? And he's going back.

And he's telling her girls, oh, he's small and he's small. So now girls are like, I didn't even go waste my time. Yeah. Well, girls are doing that anyway, regardless of he. Not if I never see anything. I don't want him to do it. Her home girl is going to do it. And when the girls see it, they're hard.

Because they're hooking up with the drugs. Yes. Or you put your hand in your pocket and you play around with you a little bit. In a way, the girls can find out and be like, oh, and then spread it. We'd rather than find out by their self. I don't let my wife see me fresh out the shower. No, you never let a girl see her completely. Hell no.

Yeah, you're on drugs? We're in the bed with you trying to make you do wild shit. Okay. When do you show your girl when you're... When it's hard. When it's hard or me? It looks like this liquid death can. Y'all been with y'all.

I'll let my girl see my dicks off never. Still, she hasn't. It's embarrassing. I tuck it between my legs. Put your hand of your pocket, y'all. It's embarrassing. I better beef it up. No, I'm not lying.

I flick it a little bit. Yeah, you got to do something. I'm not lying. Let that motherfucker sleep. You never show girl your soft shit. If he's sleep, you're at trouble. Variance to kill. Yeah.

Very insecure. I show her it hard. Even after y'all are done, like, you never just sleep me. We go to sleep out. We're talking about my stomach. I go to sleep on my stomach so I can protect my dick. Just so she'll grab it. I'm sleeping in boxing brief.

Just so she don't grab it when I'm asleep. Don't do that. She only sees my dick hard. You know why? Say my name. Say my name. You feel the same way? We got time for that shit.

That should bring back a lot of trauma, man. I'm saying like now. It bring back a lot of trauma because I built my wife for 23 years and I remember she used to keep a little diary and I found her diary

when we was like real young and it had like like guys meat sizes and you know your wife is a wife and she had me down as small. How many meat?

How many meat she needed a diary, bro? It wasn't a whole boy. The whole diary wasn't about it. Excel spreadsheet shit. South Carolina, dangling. The page, no, the page had a couple guys on there.

Why is she so petty? She wasn't petty, she was keeping a record. And I remember reading this shit. And I'm like, oh, I can't admit that I wrote this shit. You can't say nothing. Maybe that's why she put it there to see if you read it. Get some meat bills. That fragile ego spoke for me.

Because, you know, you're sitting there trying not to say nothing. He's like, hey, I got a little dick, y'all. She's like, what? I read your notepad, yo, you have my name, you have small next to it. You know what she hit me with? You know what she hit me with?

I must say, why you were sleeping or something. Like, fuck up, bro. It was cold outside. That hurts forever. But your dick is eight inches in the summer. No. So, with all due respect.

Hey, man, I've been ordering Magna RX bills for a long time. Them shit might have worked over time or something, okay? How big do you think it grew? I don't know. I'm just saying, what was she? I've always been right.

So it's just like when you see that, it's kind of like a shock, like, Huh? Don't you want to know what she was, you know, taking it was big? No, no, no, I know what it was. What? Whoa.

She saw it when it wasn't hard. Oh, this is before you guys ever had sex. No, this was... This was... This was happening. This was happening. This is definitely... son what Beyonce song do we have for this?

It's show ain't big ego. You got a big ego. No, it's a sore spot, though. But to salute to Carl, that's all it boils down. We forgot about Carl. No, I got Carl, man. What is happening right now, bro? This is the brilliant idiots.

If you've never joined this podcast, this is the roller coaster ride we take you on, okay? But not, it's Lutongol car. Sounds like she had some roller coaster. Oh, my God. I don't remember nobody in there being big, though. I'm lying. You knew of the name and everything.

Remember I remember his fucking name in the date. No, I was voting a curse him or not. I remember his name to his day. To his day. To his day. I feel bad for y'all, man. Why? Because it can't grow.

Y'all can. You got the smallest dick in here. What are you talking about? A clitoris ain't done but a little dick. That's all this. You got no smallest dick in here. It's a little dick having ass. That's why you keep saying suck my dick every week.

That's what this is about. Okay, my one's suck your little dick. Well, technically, actually, all y'all had Pussies before. Like, when y'all were babies. That's actually true. Yeah, right. I told you why. Everyone starts out. I told you why.

You don't want to believe nobody. You start out with a vagina, burn out. Yes, you do. It does. You start out with a vagina, testosterone, masquer and eyes of the brain. It's like a taphole. I don't understand. When I come out, I already had my meat, though, right?

You already had your... Like, what is the motherfucker fucking gay? Who? Tell me how the pussy when it came out. Did I grew up with me, d'nag? Can nobody remember us when we was young? You know what I'm saying?

Fuck he's back. I'm just saying. So that came out. I already have. Oh, my God. What do we think of Nick Cannon? Spreading his feet early. He's about to have baby number seven.

Okay. Oh, I thought they... This was the fourth one born this year. That's what I'm talking. about. Went with different women? Yes. Little Duvall tweeted that Nick Cannon having babies, like he's about to die. Like, he knew he about to die or something. And then the shade room posted that, uh, that clip on Howard Stern. Well, he basically was like he don't think he's going, I don't want to miss quotas we can insert it.

But basically, like, he don't know how long he's going to live. You experience near-death situations, life-threatening situations. It's honest. It's real. I feel like, yo, I'm running out of time when every time I think I'm doing good, then I got to go back to the hospital. And it's like, almost died this time. blood clots. I'm not fair. I welcome it. I got to a space now where it's like,

that's just, it's probably going to have, I'm probably going to die sooner than most people. And I, and because, I mean, that's what the doctor said. But I'm living life like,

like, the doctor's like, might die in the morning, so let's all night. Like, what did that? Yeah, right. Well, now you got a point. The doctor,

why wear problems? I might not be here tomorrow. I don't see the problem. I don't see the problem. Would you do it? The fourth baby this year with how many different women? Four, I hope. Four, because he got two sets of twins.

Is it for it? Yeah, because he got two. You mean, there's two then. Listen, I don't see the problem. It can. Number one, he can afford it. Yeah. Right?

And number two, when I heard that he was having another baby, I said, Nick is a very strategic person. He's doing this for a reason. He knows what time. And it's some people that do that. It's, oh, geez out here that's like, I want to spread my seed. How do the win?

Yeah, but that's how I feel. Like, I just feel like, at the end of the day, they're probably, well, I know I'm going to be good because I'm in Nick Cannonball, blah. Y'all don't know what kind of understanding Nick got with his women. You don't know what conversations they have. I know, of course not, but I'm just saying

it just seems like, I don't know. It doesn't seem like nothing. We got to stop assuming. No, no, no. Let me ask you a question. You can assume a little. Andrew. Andrew, would you?

Would you do it? No. Like, you don't see, you don't understand. Ideally, I would not have four children in one year with two different women. No, say, no, no, say you're in his position. Yes. And, um, you have.

have a sickness or whatever. Yeah. Would you be like just spreading wildfire? No, because I would want to spend as much time as I possibly could. That's what I'm thinking. That don't mean he's not though.

I mean, because he's a big guy already. That's what I'm saying. Exactly, they're not all on the same roof. That's all I'm saying. Like, I just will want all the kids. A coach. You're making a lot of assumptions. Come on, man.

So you think all of them on the same roof then? No, they may not be the same. That don't mean he can't spend time with him. I'm not saying that. We're not saying that. Yeah. It means till spend less. We know that for a fact.

Sure. So, like, ideally, and again, you guys have kids. I don't have kids, so I'm completely ignorant here. But, like, I'm sure when you have kids, you want to be around them as much as you can. And I'm sure Nick will spend as much time as he can. You can make sure. The birthday parties have a rich. I'm not saying he wouldn't be a bad dad or anything.

Like, I'm saying he is one. I'm just saying I will want my whole family. I want to want to just keep spreading. Like, I don't, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think it's anything wrong with it because it's actually kind of dope. Like, you meet different women. different women that you vibe with. They down.

And it's like, it's literally like breeding. Yes. Like you're breeding. You're breeding with different, you know, individual. So what future is doing? All the kids are, all the kids. All the kids are. So what future is doing is fine too then?

You said what? What future is doing is fine too? Because he has, how many be moms? If it's strategic? Lones he can take care of them kids is okay. That's what matters at the end of the day. That's it. What matters is, are you taking care of the kids?

Are you in the kids' life? Like, what else matters? The birthday parties, they can all come together. All the moms understand with their situation. they all come together. We're also assuming they all understand, right? Exactly. We're making a lot of the assumptions.

I don't know. Hopefully they do. And by the way, you can have one child from one woman that you don't fuck with and never see that child. That's right. Of course. Of course. Because of the white.

And have money. And don't have no money to take care of that child. Look, I'm not judging him. I know he got the money and everything else. I just think it's kind of a little reckless. Like, I don't know. Exactly. Yeah.

You don't know nothing about it. Yeah. I'm sure he'll give him time. Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you have them together. It is what it is. Listen, all the people that I know that got one kid go through the worst problems because that baby mother don't want them to ever have kids with nobody else.

She's like your experience with having kids is always going to be bad. All the people I know that I got multiple baby moms, you don't understand. It's crazy. A lot of people who I got multiple baby moms don't have that many problems at all. That's not. All the dudes that I know they got one baby mama got huge problems. I'm just telling you. He's giving you examples, Taylor.

You don't have no examples to back up the argument. Wax gave you examples. Wax gave you examples. Okay. And I'm basing off of, again, back to future. He has multiple. You know how you know his situation. Yeah, but you don't.

What do you mean? It's public. What's public? That he got a bunch of kids? No, about the child support and everything else like that. Okay. He gave up the child support. They don't think that's a problem or nothing like that.

He said he's on a child support? What's wrong paying child support? Do you not a good father if you got child support? He both to pay child support. She's trying to expose him. Like he's a bad dad and everything else like that. You're going to get that from a mom and that's just going to be what it is. I ain't got nothing to do it.

You got seven baby bamas and only one is complaining. I think you're doing a great job. I'd love to be six and one in the NBA finals. Believe me, you might as you rather than you only have one baby mama who take you through hell. I guarantee you. Anybody I know who got multiple baby mamas, that one woman going to get them together. And it's the old school way of doing things, right? Like back in the day, like people weren't necessarily married.

And when you slept with another individual, it's because you were going to have a baby. That's how it's supposed to be. Back in the day's days? Yeah. I grew up in the country. Everybody had two families. Really? Or more, yes, for sure.

This was interesting. T. Pain feeling depressed after Usher comment about his music. You can insert this one too. I was awakened by a flight attendant. She said Asher would like to talk to you in the back. So I got up and went back and it was like, you know, how's everything going? Quick, small talk, no big deal. And it was like, man, I want to tell you something, man.

I was like, what's good? I thought he was about to tell me something real. He sounded real concerned. He was like, man, you kind of fucked up music. I didn't understand. Usher was my friend. Literally at that point, I couldn't listen. Is he right?

That is the very moment. And I don't even think I realized this for a long time. That's the very moment that started like a four-year depression. This was so interesting to me because, you know, my whole life, my mom always told me and my dad, we don't know how to talk to people, right? And we in this era where everybody thinks like, you know, honesty is the best policy. True. But honesty without compassion is brutality. honesty without empathy is cruelty

So usher telling T-Pain Hey You killed music, bro, you're killing music Like, like you fucking it up for real singers That's it But didn't Usher hop on that fucking Auto Tune wave immediately? I don't remember Usher hopping on the Autotune wave

He actually singing you He used it a little bit. He used it. Yes, he did. Yeah, but Autotune's been here for a while though I mean, that's Roger Troutman. Moving, man. I think certain people understand certain ways you say certain things and certain people, you know what I'm saying? I don't think you should always be nice

and get passionate about certain things because people ain't going to listen. You go ahead and tell me certain things and be nice. I'm like, fuck out of it. But you got to be, like, kind of stern when you actually say certain things. And be brutal. What do you mean by stern, though? You got to be brutal sometimes to certain people.

I don't know if I agree with that. I think with Usher, right? Because you got to give a solution. You can't just tell me I fucked up music. I killed music. Well, he should have asked, but he should have asked T. Payne should be like, okay, explain.

Yeah, yeah, what do you mean by that? Because I, I feel this way, right? If you're a real singer, to me it's about this song. If you're a real singer who makes a great song, you're still going to cut through. Because you can use autotune and make whack songs, and nobody will give a fuck. It's about the song. Pete Payne was making great records. I don't give a fuck if he was using auto tune and not.

And he can sing. Okay. I mean, early on he couldn't. He got, he did get better. I remember I made him sing live. He'll tell you this story. I made him sing live at Hot 103.9 and Columbia, South Carolina. And he was horrible.

And I used to have this drop called Babonki, Babonky, Babonky, you are boonky. And I gave it to him. And he called me so fucking mad. Because this was the early days of shit going viral. So he left Columbia, but then went to like Detroit or something and heard the audio. And he called me so mad. But when I interviewed him on Wendy Williams years later, he said that's the reason he started taking his craft serious.

He stopped smoking cigarettes and he started taking vocal lessons. So he got better. You know what I mean? So early on, he wasn't the best thing. He needed that from you. You had to be brutal sometimes. You know, many people probably told him, yo, bro, you ain't going to make it. You can't really sing.

You can't really sing. He's like, ah, fuck it. I got all those two. You told him the truth and made him actually do the right thing. No, it's just a more harsher truth, though. It's not like you're making fun of him. Like, some people need it. Some people need it.

Yeah. It just depends. Yeah, you just got to read the room, man. You know what I mean? But I just think that you can read. really be honest with no compassion that can come off brutal and cruel. Yeah.

That's what I talk about Reddit. Yeah. There's some honest shit being said. Some people need it, though. Some people need it. What's up? What's the honest shit? What's the honest shit?

No, just in general. In general. In general. You've been starting with me for a minute. Who are you talking about? He said in general. Why do women do that? No, no, the honesty.

I got to ask one question. Okay. Why do women do that? where they bring back the timeline. Like she just said, she just said, she just said, she just said,

she just said, she just said, honestly, John, man, you've been starting a week. Like, why, why does your transgressions

go back to Monday? Why can't we just talk about what's happening right now? It's not like Captain America. Yeah. Take those stones back and reset these timelines. All right.

No, the honest truth is, it's the honest thing that they're saying about Taylor on ready. Yeah. She lost the race. She did. You got washed.

You got your ass fucking. At your ass. At your ass. Why did you drag your ass a little faster? Talk about dragon. Yes. Well, when you got a badgie behind you, like I do, it's kind of hard. I got fatter ass than you.

Yo, I got way fatter assing you. I do. I got the wag. I got the way. I got a little dick anyway. Oh, you heard that? You went right to little dicks. We all got little dicks anyway.

We got little dicks out here. I appreciate it. That's a little dick. How silly that look? Come on. You think I got fat ass like this and the little dick, you crazy. Thank God. You know what I mean?

But, but, yeah, I listen, I know I've traumatized people like this. What? I've got, I've had friends who told me, you told me such and such years ago

and that shit fucked with me. Yeah, but actually got them better. I don't know if it got them. Well, I think it breaks people, right? It's like the people who are destined for success

are going to be motivated by it and the people who are not can be caught by it. Yes. So it does separate. You know, and I really learned that. I learned that with my daughter because this is a few years ago. She was running track.

She was doing a long jump. I'm pretty sure I told this story. She was doing the long jump. And it was at practice. And she was terrible. So I go, yeah, that was terrible. Burst in the tea. He's wrong.

You know what I mean? Honesty with no compassion. You also say read the wrong. Do you joke with her, though? You don't play around the kids like that. Exactly. Do you joke with her though? And then she just took it a little, maybe she already knew she did.

No, we joke with her more now because she's older. She'd be 13 this week. How old was she when you said that? Like eight or nine? But are you, is she used to you like kind of being, I don't know. But I wasn't joking though. I was like, oh, you're terrible. Yeah, that's not cool.

I wasn't joking, man. Read the room. You know, got to be terrible. But also, she probably also probably knew, too. So it probably got there. Even though she was just heard, this is dad. And dad told her dad, like, I don't say things like that. I don't, I've never told her anything like that.

You know what I'm saying? Kids come to you with a squiggly thing on paper and be like, Like it's amazing. Look at this ego. Oh my God. It's the most amazing. You know what I'm man? You like, get it out of here.

That sucks. You'd be like, yeah, you don't do that. You know what I mean? Like, come on. Don't do that. Because your approval means so much. Oh, my God.

Everything. You start thinking about, I think about the things my dad said to me when I was young. And you're like, that at 42 still fuck with me. You know what I'm saying? He might call me sometimes and ask me for someone. I'd be like, man, fuck that.

Remember that? Remember that shit? Remember what I was. I need a bike in a tube. Word is gone. I get mad at my dad now for shit that happened to me when I was a teenager. Like, yo, get over it. That's my therapist.

My therapist never told me to get over it. But it is what it is. You know what I mean? He did the best he could with what he had and the emotional intelligence he had. You know what I'm saying? But I remember my dad smacked this shit out me for running this. I think I told this story too. Have I told this traumatic story?

From what? What happened? He was driving. He was driving and I was following him. when I was like 15, 16. Oh, nah. And he ran the stop sign. So I ran the stop sign.

And then he pulled over and got out and slapped the shit out of me and told me to wake up. You know what I'm saying? I'm following you. You're right to stop sign. What was it? Do as I do. Oh, that was his favorite line. Do as I say, not as I do.

Yeah. Huh? The fuck. Yeah. But yeah, that's the type. But that's the shit. Parents approval means every motherfucker thing to people. That's a fact.

That's it. It is. That is a fact. So salute to T-Pain and just everybody out there remember, honesty without compassion is brutal. Only for some people. They could be frill for some people. Shit.

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Let's get back to this show. Let's do some masking idiots. Now, if you've been listening to it. Five minutes outside after this, Charlamagne. I'm just saying if you've been listening to the podcast, Taylor has been searching for asking idiots for at least 40 minutes. They're asking, like, dumb questions, though. Okay, we got asking idiots. I only have, like, a few because they're not, like, you want to read the other ones?

This is a good one. C.H. underscore music. If social media had a flavor, what would Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, etc. Taste like. I actually like this question for. I think all of them would be bitter. Depending who you follow. If you just open yourself up to anybody's energy on social media, it's going to be bitter.

It's like an airhead. Sower patches. Yes. Airheads are great, by the way. Sour is fuck in the beginning. The lozenges. Sour's fucking in the beginning. But after a while, some sweetness comes out.

Yeah, you find something to laugh about. You find something to laugh about. But that's what happens. You got to curate your page. You know what I'm saying? to let certain followers in. I think every single social media site is bitter until you curate your motherfucking page.

You know what I'm saying? That's all. That's cool. Okay. Let's see what else we got. Ooh, this is another good one. A-R-S-D underscore S. Do you think the bullying trauma you guys faced growing up benefited you?

Oh, yeah. Go ahead, Wax. Hell yeah. My father never told me that always told me, like, You'll never be nothing and all that type of shit made me always want to be like, I'm going to prove my pot wrong. Everything I did, I was like, I'm going to prove him wrong. My sisters and brothers and them beat me up because I'm number 10.

I needed that. Now I'm a monster out here in these streets. Like, I really can't lose too much. You know what I think that, you know, me being messing with a lot of girls when I was young, I've seen a lot of dudes out here who get pussy and be pussy whipping and, like, stop their whole life, all worrying about the girl chasing the girl. Pussy ain't shit to me. What do you mean?

You mean when you got molested when you were? Yeah, like molesting also. Like I started real early. Like pussy was never like nothing to me. I'm saying? So I can leave a girl in two seconds and it'd be like, all right. Maybe because you didn't understand the value of it because you were getting molested. Yeah, and it lost it.

It lost a whole vibe. Even right now, like pussy's not going to get me. You got a whole lot more. Whatever it is, I think it. I really appreciate because I've seen a lot of dudes fall victim over girls because of the pussy or they go crazy over the girl pussy. But you were falling victim of the pussy though. When? Come on.

Before Carlin, you were like saying like, I remember the stories like you're gonna say no to a girl. Like with sex and everything like you. Falling victim, what I'm saying, dudes lose their life. They'll go crazy if their girl cheat on them. They go ahead and do like, wow. I don't think being molested helps you.

No, no. I feel like really, I feel like in me starting early dealing with girls, pussy, I lost value of it. I lost the, you know what I'm saying? What you say makes a lot of sense. And, like, people go different ways with it. But, like, you know, there's a lot of times that people who deal with some sort of sexual trauma when they're younger are completely desensitized sex.

And then they can go into industries that are really difficult for the average person. Like, they can go to sex work. You know, they can be prostitutes. They can make strip and that kind of stuff because sex has been removed. Yeah. The value of sex. And that's why I don't think it's a good thing. I know.

No, no. I think it is because what I've seen what pussy do to other people, fuck them up. I seen do stop playing football because they think the girl going to cheat on and they stop coming to practice. I've seen dudes fight their best friends because, though, he looked at her and it was like, you know, my fucking not even looking at your girl, bro. Yeah, but you don't want to be, you know what I'm saying? You know, all the dudes who's going crazy?

His reaction is that since he doesn't have the same value on sex, that thing isn't going to drive him. Exactly. And it drives a lot of people, a lot of people I know, pussy and their girl, they don't want to leave home. They follow and they putting trackers on her car. Like, they're going crazy because where's that pussy going right now? me, I'm like, I hate that you had to get molested to go through that.

I mean, he just asked for the trauma. Did the trauma help us out? Me fighting all these years for my sisters and stuff like that did that help me out. It was trauma at first, but I appreciate it. My dad telling me, if somebody else's dad telling me, man, you ain't going to mount to nothing, you ain't going to be nothing. I know why he was doing it. You see what I'm saying?

And I was like, I took that ass fuel like, what? Not me. I believed it. I'm like, damn, pop telling me I ain't going to be shit. You know how you tell a boy, you can't do no push-ups. But to Wax's point, I did believe my dad when he told me that if I don't change my lifestyle, you know what I'm saying? I'm having a fucked up life.

My dad used to say you're going to end up in jail dead or broke under the tree. I believed him. So being that I believed him, I did things to make sure that I didn't end up in jail dead. You got to prove it around. You got to prove another tree. 100%. Do I think the bullying and trauma help? That is a good fucking question.

I don't know. Because, you know, I was talking to my sacred purpose coach. I was talking to a few people. I was talking to Debbie Dev and, you know, Angela Rye and Anita Copax and yada y'all. But, like, you know, that's my tribe. And they was like, it was like you got to embrace the whole totality of you. Because a lot of times we try to suppress the versions of us that went through that trauma. You know what I mean?

We try to act like that person never existed. You know what I'm saying? We try to act like the person that either experienced trauma or caused trauma or unintentionally or intentionally hurt people. We try to act like that person never existed. But you can't run from any version. of you. You have to embrace every version of you. That's why I thought the Mary J. Blige Dock was so dope. I don't know when it comes out, but

the My Life Doc, because there's a part of the documentary where she's watching an old video of herself when she was a kid, and she's talking to her young self with such love. He's like, oh, that's my baby. Look at my baby. She was like, you know, I protect her, I protect five-year-old me. And that shit hit me, because I'm like, I was just having, I watched it last

night, and I just had that conversation you know, earlier that day. So it's just about embracing every version of you. What's the youngest video you got to yourself? I don't remember nothing. I ain't got no video. Me neither.

I ain't got no fucking video. I ain't got no fucking video would be bad. She was a startle. Respect. She was like 18-19. You know what I mean? But she had pictures,

but you can look at pictures of yourself. Yeah, pictures and shit. I want to see myself, like I want to see the fuck I was doing young. You have no videos? No video. I mean, I don't think so. Yeah, I don't know if the bullying and trauma helped.

I'm too. I'm TBD on that one. I think I go through way more bullying now than I went through when I was young. Because there's social media? Yeah, don't you? Like, when you're younger, you're like five people making fun of you. Now you got...

I can deal with that, though, because you know what made the bullying so bad when we was young? Well, because you cared about it. These people actually knew us. Yeah. You had to see us tomorrow in school. Whoever is born. You see my shorts I had on for three times this week. Oh, she was saying.

They knew. I can't wait to fight Charlotte after this. But no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no, here's the thing. If people comment, here's the things that don't bother me. Hold on. You think you'd win if you were following him?

I'm not to fight you right now. I would never hit Taylor back. I would run. That thing I would do and I know I'd be able to get away. You can't catch you? If I ran, you can't catch you. I would run. You lost another ring.

Another one. But for real, though, that's the fact. You can't beat me up because you can't catch me. How does that feel? I'm right here, nigger. Oh, shit. I got scared. We're in the tiny room, guys.

Let her swing for five seconds. Why? Tell! I think Taylor would be so winded after five seconds of swing. Yo. You know what they're going to say? Yeah, yeah. I think you gave.

Why do y'all want to stare me up? Like, why? She did three minutes. She did three minutes of planes. He did three minutes of planes. She got 40 seconds. Why? Why?

Why? Why? Why do y'all do the shit? Do what? Because I'm totally all you all right now. Do what? Because you literally said the same thing I said when it came to Reddit. But.

Of course, when you say it, it's not a big deal, whatever. Like, everyone agrees and everything else. What I agree? Yes, it is. I was literally saying, why would I care about people I don't know? Well, it depends what they're saying. Depends on the same. No, no, it doesn't.

No, no, it depends on the same. See, I don't care about stuff like when people are like, oh, he got a white wife. You know what I mean? They found out your wife of his wife? How do they find out? Because stuff like that we know is not true. But they can say things about your personal appearance. be like, shit.

Like when they make fun of your nose. I don't like when they make funny your nose, honestly. I don't care about that. What are you talking about? That bothers me. I do it first. Okay, when they made fun of your sneakers, that hit you on Instagram a little bit.

That shit hurt, bro. It does. Yeah, but people that you don't know. It's little things. Like, you know, like, you know, people be like, yo, they be like, yo, you know what? Shows and Wax got a little point. You know, show all the stomach a little such.

I should get to you. Oh, okay. All right. Well, now I'm a diet. Yeah. I got new Timbs, but they fucked up again. You got you, see what I'm saying? What's you going to do?

Well, one look new, but the other one don't. Because I was grilling, right, in a sauce. Oh. Because one looked new and the other one looks like it's the one that's been. But I don't need comments from people to tell me when I need to, like, it doesn't, I don't get it. You don't get what? I don't know. I just feel like.

I still feel threatened. I still feel threatened. I feel threatened. Do you think the bullying and trauma helped you? I think I'm TBD on it. Yeah, I think it depends. I think it depends on your constitution. I mean, it can definitely be motivating.

But I also like to create scenarios that don't exist to motivate me. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're the person I need to be. You're my enemy, blah, blah, like, we never even had a conversation. Yeah, that's something I'm trying to work on. I've been trying to work on that. Self-motivation. I shouldn't like conflict, bro.

But it's too much fun. You do. I know what's wrong with me? I'm good under pressure. I'm reading this book right now on my grandmother's hands, and they talk about that. They talk about you can have certain traumas.

And some people's trauma response is when it's chaos. They're the best self. They calm. That's when they're calm. They're bad version of itself. That's definitely me. Because when it's peace,

I'm like, what the fuck? Okay, when is the, when his waxes, Tim, going to drop? Bro. My girl won't even, we can't go on a vacation where we just relax because she goes,

you don't know how to relax. So I was like, why we just go to the beach or just you don't know how to go to the beach? We need to do activities or you're going to start getting like anxious and like upset and all this other stuff. I need to do something. I need to do things. I just have never learned how to sit down and relax. It depends why I go. If I'm in Anguola, all day.

I still need to do something. You see me? I got to get forward. I got to do something. I have to. But it could be surfing. It could be fucking a yoga class. I'll be going right with you.

Let's go in the bull. Let's go do something. I'm out of it. I get drunk. No, honestly, that's the only way I can get around. That's my favorite shit. That's the only way I get around it. If I get drunk enough, then that's the activity.

Because you don't feel like an alcoholic. I'm drunk on the beach. You're not worried about an alcoholic. You know, I worry about what you're wearing. I always got to be. I've been here on the weekends and I can't believe I'm holding on weekends. It's like, I got to do something. I'm here on the weekends.

I got to fly out somewhere. If I'm not flying at least once a week, something ain't right. Being busy, being busy is a trauma response, guys. Yeah. Just staying busy. Staying busy is a trauma response. Yeah. Being busy just for the sake of being busy, like is a trauma response.

Like, actually not having anything to do? No, I have. Yeah, I got plenty of things that though. I'm going to work on that shit when I'm retired. Yeah, I got to retire. Let's see, let's scroll up some. I don't even want to play with baby. I'm about to peeve my pants.

I'll be back. You guys go. All right. Okay, no, this is, you might need to be here for this one. All right, go, go. Victor 557. Would you rather spend a year in solitude in jail or catch waxes poop for a week? No, I say that again?

Catch his poop with what? Your hand. Oh, fair. Yeah. Would you rather spend a year in solitude in jail? You got to be. I don't. Hold on, y'all. I eat watermelon and kale.

No, you don't. Yes, I do. I just saw you eat some yams, mac and cheese and all the other shit. I didn't have mac and cheese. I didn't have mac and fish. I had fish and greens and fruit. So what? That's not kale and fucking watermelon.

Fried fish. Fried fish. Salute the polis. Fried fish. Exactly. Paul is in Hackensack. Yeah, Paul is good. Last week, you had a hamburger and everything else, so show.

Ella. What are you talking about? You had it right with me. Exactly. I know, but we're not talking about me. So we're talking about you. I didn't claim. I didn't claim that I eat watermelon or kale.

You just did. I'm just telling you out. For me to shit in his hand, like you should, I make sure I eat clean that fucking week before you have to go to fucking jail. I go to jail then. I'm not arguing about it. I'm not arguing about it. Come on.

I'm not arguing with you. I'm not going to jail. I'm not going to jail for a year. A year in solitude? Hell no. I don't get up like a wax. I'd pick for your food. Just go eat fucking vegan or something.

I actually would want you to fast. So then you wouldn't poop that much for everything. Why do you make it see what? What does it matter what you eat? You're still going to, it's still poop, though. Like, it's sometimes a green poop. It's different poop. Imagine if you put your hands under there and it was diarrhea.

Yeah, that's disgusting. Pork and all this other type of shit. Come on, man. No. The poop's not going to smell no different. The poop's not going to smell no different. You crazy a day? No, I'd rather kiss the poop.

I'm just saying the poop. I'm just saying the poop. I know, I could tell when somebody's stomach is rotten when the inside is fucked up when they take a shit. And when somebody's okay. If I walk out the bathroom, you can't even tell them about shit or not. I know some people, you can't even walk past the bathroom. That shit is steaming out of there. Real shit.

You can't even walk in the house or the hallway of the bathroom. Me? Man, I'm chilling. What else we got? What else we got? Let's see. There wasn't that many. Let's find one more before we get out of here.

Well, look, here are some. What? Because more people are on here. I didn't put them on there yet. Um. Dre 23, 1985 wants to know, what are some major fundamental ideologies you have, you guys disagree on? Huh? What are some major fundamental ideologies you guys disagree on?

What is, what is that? Like, idle? I don't know. I don't know because we talk about everything. So it's like we have conversations about things. And I think that brilliant idiots has always represented a platform to where even if you, you know, do disagree on something, you listen to the other person enough to maybe be like, that's a good point. You know what I'm saying? So I don't think we have major disagreements on any ideologies.

Not right now. I don't think so. What's the ideology? Okay. Well, I want to want to be. wait till um Andrew gets back Andrew taking the shit

but what is that I was gonna say what do you like your ideas like things you believe in whatever he believe and they believe in so

it's Caesar underscore G I want to know what do you I think the Sixers should do with Ben Simmons what do I think the Sixers should do try to motivate him

find the way to motivate him they're treating him the way Usher did T. Payne right now that shit is fucked up like you can't do that to him because he's either going going to respond one and two

He's either going to go into the, he's going to take all that shit his motivation and work on his game during the offseason or he's going to go in a deep, deep, deep, deep depression. And not want to show himself no more. Nice skin. You're saying real shit. Sometimes you don't, like, if I know, like,

even my light skin boy and stuff like that, I don't do it as, I don't get them as hard as I get the guy that's dark skin who's well done. I mean, real shit. My light skin boy, some of them I just don't. You like that. No, it's not that. I'm just trying to tell you. They understand better.

Like, I feel like a dark skin dude is well done. And he's not going to be more emotional than... See, y'all never, ever met a dark skin emotional guy. No, he's very dangerous. If you got a dark skin emotional guy. Tyrese, that's what I'm going to say. Tyrese. But I hear what you saying.

Tyrese sings. Tyreseng. Genuine? I said genuine. Genuine. So because he's a singer? He sings. It's a little different.

If you got to do like me and I'm emotional and I act like skin, shoot me. Because I'm coming after everybody. You can't be emotional. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Imagine me emotional. I'm going to fuck somebody up. No, I've seen you emotional. No, I've seen you emotion.

You're saying, like, what do you mean? I'm talking about emotional to where I'm like. Use emotional over your ex-girlfriend. Man, I can't. Bye. If you ever think this idiot's show is whatever. What'd you be saying? Time to go.

No, but Ben Simmons psychologically is already fucked up. That's why he don't like shooting. Yeah. That's why he didn't take that fucking dunk. And he passed the ball to Tobias Harris. Like he's already psychologically fucked up. There's something in his head that's already there. All his past week did was make that shit worse.

So, sorry, I didn't watch the basketball game because, so can you explain to me why they're so harsh from Ben, because I didn't see the game. Because he don't shoot. Yeah. He's literally scared to shoot.

And that's why they were upset with him. Yes. First they say he couldn't shoot. Now they say he's just afraid to shoot. Yeah. So, and they're saying he has not improved. So, and they think that he has.

has all the talent in the world, which he does, but he hasn't improved his game. I think the last three games, the last three games, I think you only took a total of 14 shots. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's why I saw. Yeah, like with nine points. Yeah, that criticism, he got to know how to,

he got to use it for fuel. He's using the flight. You don't think the tough love is good because people haven't given them such a hard time at the end of a season. They just was like, ah, whatever. That's what I think it is. They say he baby. I don't think love is tough, man.

I think it's a lot of things that we say that, like, brutally honest. I don't think you have to be brutally honest. I think when you're being brutally honest is when you're, like I said, having honesty without compassion. And I think, I don't think love has to be tough.

You know what I'm saying? I think if you love somebody, I'm going to tell you the truth, right? And I'm going to just tell you the truth. And I think people understand intention. You know what I mean? Like T. Payne would have received that totally different from somebody who actually genuinely loved him.

Because when you truly love somebody, your intention is different and the way you say something is different. You know what I mean? And I'm not saying that you got to be, easy on a person and not like just be straight up with them. It's just the way that you talk will be totally different. Like you talk different to people you love.

No, all the people that I like don't really know like that and I find myself like talking to people and helping people out, I'm really more easy on them. The people that I know, I'm on their hills because I feel like you're supposed to already know, are you. You see what I'm saying? I'm really, really on your hills. I'm not giving no sympathy to you at all. I'm saying I cut one of my other people's off not too long ago and I kept this straight

one million. Like, nigga, you're supposed to fucking know this type of shit. I'm not going to sit there and be like, he expecting sympathy. I'm like, I'm not fucking old fucking sympathy for you, nigga. Do you think you could be, you think you're too harsh on the person that you really fuck with because you know that they know, you love them? But no, that you know that that's my, they know that waxes my part, my guy. No, I feel like, um, only reason why I'm harsh on you because I know you could have did better.

You got you, got you. You know what I'm saying? If I know that right now, I tell you to clean that, that, uh, that can off the thing and you just throw it on the floor, I'm gonna be on your hills. But why didn't you just throwing the garbage? Like, you could have did a better job at this. You just do it on the ground because you say,

oh, you said, move it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you mean, I said move. I say, clean this up. So you just, oh, I clean up, I just got this on the floor. So when it comes to, like, when you say, like, you don't know what people are going through and everything else like that.

So when do you, like. It's hard for me to do with that, too. Yeah, I mean, I'm, I'm a therapy has done wonders for me. Having daughters is done one just for me. Because I, I can be honest with more. Compassion. Peace. You know what I'm saying?

And plus I don't know what people are going to. That's what I mean. So like when you're going back, you're saying you can't. Yeah, my thing is I go through so much. That type of thing I don't go fuck about what people will go through. No, I do. I tell you why, because we should have learned this shit a long time ago. I didn't put my foot in my mouth a lot since grade school, whether you do your mama

jokes or your daddy jokes. Yeah, so I never did that type of shit. I never did that type of shit. You're a liar. Me, did mama jokes? No, because I never played that. If somebody did it to them, I'll fuck you up. You're a liar.

You never did mama jokes. Your mama this? Never. We never played that. Well, I did. And when that person hit you and say, your mom or dead or something, oh, you know, making comments about women's weight. You know what I'm saying?

We did shit like that. Okay. And then- As soon was he pregnant? I heard my feeling. But then you find out the woman might have had a miscarriage or something. You're like, oh, shit. But that's your ass.

Because ain't nobody told you to just blurt out, you know, touch and such thing got big. No, I'm what I'm saying? As I said, if I know you can do better, That's what I'm going to give you tough love. I don't give a fuck because guess what? I'm going to give you the consequences because whatever you did, if I'm really on you, if you go to jail, they don't go fuck.

You know what I'm saying? If you go out here in this truth, they don't go fuck. What you're going through? Like, whatever the situation is, though. But there's no honesty are compassion in jail. But that's what I'm trying to tell you. If all depends on really what you also did. Now, if you come into me and be like, uh, uncle cheated on my boyfriend, he's mad.

I'm like, ah, like, I'm going to give you the harsh truth. You know what I'm saying about what the fuck it is? because that's what you're about to deal with. I'm only going, I'm only going to start with your, what you're about to go deal with. Like my uncle, my nephew,

you know, I'm about to get locked up for, in jail or something for selling drugs and doing bullshit. I'm going to be on their hills because guess what? This road you about to go through is about to be a little harder. So hopefully what I'm telling you

is going to be a little harder for it and the road to be a little easier. But I'm nice on you, like, oh, you know, a lot of people with the jail before it's going to be okay. I'm like, you're about to get fucked

if you're only being the right thing. You better do you doing your pushups. What the fuck is you think? What you was doing? Like, I'm going to be really on his heels. If now, if you got an easy role, I'd be easy on him. Like, oh, I got a test. I'm like, oh, I got a test.

It depends on what it is. Like, it's the urgency of the situation, right? Like, if you know something, exactly. If you know somebody's about to, like, do something that's going to cost them their life or somebody else's life, there ain't no time for compassion. Nope. You know what I mean? But it's other times, like, when you're critiquing somebody's music or something.

Like, it's other times you have. have to have some compassion. You know what I'm saying? Like, how's my weight, baby? You got to have compassion. You know what I'm saying? Like if a woman be like,

baby, how do I look? Am I fat? You know what I'm saying? Don't you have compassion? You don't sit there like, nah, baby, you look fat where that dresses up. I would say,

yo, I'm going to hire a trainer. We're going to work out together. No, no, I'm saying. I'm going to say, we. I'm going to say, we're going to work out together. You know what I'm saying? I'm talking about when she asks.

You can't say we're going to hire a trainer. and what she asked. You got to say it before. Like, she's like, hey, baby, how I look? You're going to hire a trainer. I didn't touch that part. Oh, man. No, don't do that.

Don't do that. Holy shit. You talk about honesty with no competitors. No, don't do that. You got to see her come out like that, baby. You look good. Let's get ready for this summer. I'm going to get a trainer this week.

You're going to really kill it now. How about look, I'm going to hire you a trainer. I'm going to hire us a trainer. Holy shit. No, please don't. Not right now. What do you want? Y'all just talk about compassion and everything else.

Y'all don't do shit. Like, y'all do not do that to me at all. Which one of us get it? Taylor, you're a liar. But that wasn't the question I was going to ask, though. We are very compassionate. No, you're nice. Yes, we are.

I promise you we are. How? How do you figure? How do you figure? We are. We are. Capportion. Taylor, we are compassionate with you.

We are. Very much so. God knows. How do you care if you know? I don't care if you know. Yes. We don't even care of you though. We don't care if you though.

That's right. That's right. You promise you be a big compassion. You're a woman. That's right. We are very compassionate. You all do not treat me like a woman, yo. No, y'all don't.

Y'all don't. You all, I mean, but you are one of the niggas. And then granted, I am. But granted, I know my personality. But I'm just saying, y'all don't. Listen, I don't care what you say. I know. God know my heart.

Yeah, my heart too. And I know God know what's the heart. We are very compassionate. What's the inside joke? I'm compassionate with all. First of all, first of all, first of all, I'm compassionate with any woman I call my niece. That's number one. And, you know, I'm not volunteering.

No more information. No more than nobody. Nope. What's going on? What's going on? I don't know. They have an inside joke and I want to, I want to. No, we tell her she's the woman we're compassionate about.

Ask us any, just your one opportunity to ask us anything that you think we're not being compassionate about. And I'll give you an honest answer. And I do planks. Okay. Just like you say, you like conflict and everything else, when it comes to the Reddit stuff, why do y'all like to see me?

I knew she hated that shit. I was going to ask you to go to prozo! Because y'all say it two different things. Why do you? I don't like to see Reddit attack you. But you're encouraging it, though. No, I just be. You go to yourself.

Y'all encouraging. That's honesty with compassion. I tell you why. Because I'm saying, Taylor, you don't want that smoke. Yeah, but then you're like, all right, go. Like, Because you be awesome, fuck it. Just like how you said Beyonce was trash earlier.

That's not compassion, though. That is compassion. No, that's compassion because I'm saying, Taylor, you don't want that smoke. Leave that alone. You're like, fuck it. I don't think you had to do it's live it alone. But you also are joking about it on the podcast, though. I just like Reddit, but I was talking about Reddit before they started Taylor threads.

I was. I like Reddit. I enjoy Reddit. You know what? I think she think we started the Taylor Threads. No, no. No, she don't. I know, I'm just saying,

I'm not sure not being. None of us not. She had nothing to do it. Wax definitely did do it. What? I don't believe you. You think we started that? No, no.

No. But what was the question anyway? How are we contradicting ourselves? I think that. I think what happens is we're the type of people. When we find out something is getting under someone's skin. Yeah, exactly. Latch on.

Been like that since high school. Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. But that's not compassion. But I'm not like that anymore, though. But we're not compassionate people. Oh, is that what they were saying? They're compassionate?

We are. We are. We are. They lied to you. Well, that's not true. I'm proud. I know I'm much more compassionate as I used to be. I was definitely brutal.

Honestly, with no compassion. I was brutal. I know I was. That's like white people in the South going, we're not as racist as when we own people. Well. Well. What's wrong? Progress.

What the fuck? One step at a time. One step at a goddamn time. That was, I was really brutal. No. For real, for real, for real. Like bad. No, for real, for real.

And I wanted you to be mad. Yeah. Yeah. Now, I, this is silly. This is just for fun. But we are the type of guys when there's somebody in the crew, someone that we care about, when we love. And something's bothering them. We are going to ride that to the wheels fall off.

Have any of y'all ever been- Is that wrong to say? You say what? That was right. When we know something is bothering somebody in the crew, someone that we love. But we was trying to explain to Taylor, we're compassionate because we're compassionate with Taylor. Why? Why?

How? We are. Come on. We're not brutal with her. Come on. We're not brutal with you tell. At all. I don't think there's brutality in it.

Yeah, I don't think it's necessarily a brutal thing, but it's not like y'all are. I don't even think people being really honest with you, to be honest. I don't think they're being really honest, to be honest. Who is? Nobody. Alex is. Oh, who you are? Why you laughing?

Who's not being honest? I just thought that was really funny what he said. I don't think so. There's a lot of inside jokes. No, it's not. You said Reddit got you insecure. Yep. Reddit got you into kill.

You're not knowing inside Joe. Y'all keep laughing at each other. It's not about Reddy. Y'all is really laughing at with each other. You ain't going to do shit to them. Whatever. Anything else, Taylor? Between you and Wax, though.

I want to know. Has Wax ever came to you like, yo, man, I was like, I'm having a hard day. Yeah, his ex-girlfriend. He's lying. You're in that white girl, hell, yeah. Listen, I'm going to tell you this. I did come to him, but he laughed at this.

No, remember when you came to him? What I laughed at? His Monday went there Friday. Nothing. What? What's about? No, he deserved that, though. No, I did not.

No, you deserved that. You deserved it. You deserved. You deserved. That's dirty. He deserved it. What girl I do dirty? And she was a nice girl.

No, I just didn't commit. That's the worst thing I could have did to these girls. We commit. As long as you fool and fucking fun. She was a nice girl. She was a nice girl. Like that shit is like. And I love Carla.

Oh, but she was what you say? No, no, no, no, I love Carla. I love Carla. But I used to like his ex. His ex was a nice girl. You know what I'm saying? It is okay. And I feel bad because his ex actually pressed me.

about about Carla. And I didn't know. Oh, really? So she probably think I'm lying at. Was your ex the one that you said was your first true love? Carla. We got back together. Carla breaks up with me once a week.

We back together, yes. But ex is actually Carla. That's good. That's good. It's good. He can ride the bull. He can ride the bull. I got a whole Lord.

Fuck with John. I got a whole Lord. Wax the only man in America who can punch his way out of wet paper back. All right. That's it, Taylor. Can we go now? You sure? Speak now.

If ever hold your peace. Speak now. He wanted to say because he's the basketball guy about Ben Simmons. What should they do with them? Oh, it's over. He needs a trainer. Yeah. He needs more.

Somebody needs somebody to motivate him. But no, but he's going to have a happy life. It can't be over, though. Because if he leaves right now with the same mentality, he's going to stink it up wherever he goes. Oh, yeah. I mean, like, it's over for him as a player. But at the same time with- As a player?

No, he's good. He'll be in the league for years, but he's never going to reach the levels of his talent. He's a two-time all-star now. No, he could be an all-star, but he's never going to do what a guy who's 6-10 and can play point-card should do. Really? Why isn't he over now this next season and everything else? Because shooting you can learn. Shooting is not a part of the game, you can't learn.

Like, it is just mechanics at the end of the day. Now, don't give me wrong, you got some natural pure shooters like Steph Curry. But think about it. Ray Allen. But Steph's dad was Dell. Just like Clay's dad was Michael, so they probably shot two million shots by the time they was six. You right? No, seriously.

And maybe a good example of that is like Blake Griffin, right? When he came into his career, he couldn't shoot at all. And now he turned into like a really good three-point shooting. So you can't pick up. pick up the skill. He hasn't invested the time to pick up the skill. His form is still really fucked up. He hasn't made any changes whatsoever. And

I think he's enjoying life. This is my suspicion. He's enjoying life. He has a max contract. And he's a fucking happy guy outside of basketball and basketball isn't his only source of happiness. There are certain people where basketball is their only source of happiness and they dedicate everything to being successful. Michael Jordan, if he was

losing, he was fucking miserable, I imagine. So, Benzim's, I don't think he's that guy. Because he's not that guy, he won't reach that level. level of greatness. So he might be happier, bro. Like, here we are feeling bad for this man, who is feeling good. It depends because I agree with everything that you're saying, but I think that it's been is not popping, even with the money.

Yeah. He can't enjoy the life that he wants. I think it's a part of Ben Simmons that likes to start him. Didn't he date one of the generous Kardashians at one point? You know what I'm saying? That's a good point. So you got to be the all-star guy with the endorses. You don't got to be an all-star date them.

They did bumps. That is true. But you still? Their environment they're in. He still want to be the same. a man in that environment. That's right. That's right.

You don't want to be a low man in that environment. That's right. Yeah. Because at that level, they all got money, right? Yeah. So when you walk in the room, what separates you? Your skill set. That motherfucker's a beast.

You don't want to be the guy like, oh, he can't. He's just light skin and tall. I think they like to date dudes like his son a little bit, though. You think so? Yeah, because they're not really, I mean, didn't Kim swoop up Kanye when he was in debt 20 million and shit like that? Like, it's not like he was a billionaire, Kanye. They were friends.

Ken, uh, Kain's been in love with Kim forever. Fair enough. I'm just saying, like, I don't think they... That's what he said. How do we say things like that? We know these, like, we know these people. But that's what he said. Like, like, they were friends first and everything.

I was like, he always had a crush on her. Okay. Same thing with Carla then. Damn, see, that's what I mean. What? What? What is lying? Yeah, man, Taylor.

What are you talking to do? Taylor, is there anything else? Leave me hanging on. Taylor, is there anything else? Is there anything else? Is there anything else? Is there anything else? Don't leave it.

on the table, Taylor. Say all right now. You know you want to ask this something, one more thing. I can go all day. Go one more thing. Last one. That's the big one.

Ask the big one. Ask the big one. That's the big one. That's the big one. You know what's the inside joke you two guys have with me. Alex start laughing first. What are you talking?

You're right? No, I'm just saying, Alex. I wouldn't know why I laughed so much. I laugh with Alex. I haven't said a word. You just realized that for an hour straight out is there single word. This is what we're going to do.

Reddit start the inside joke thread. What do y'all think the inside joke is? Brilliant idiot subreddit. What do y'all think the inside joke is? That's not answering my question. They might give it to you. I already don't care about it. Okay, this is what I'll do.

If I see more than a hundred of the right answer on the inside of that, I'm down with that. I will speak about it next week with some compassion. Done. Okay. That's it? Yamari-a-gatsi. What?

Shabba ding-dong. Huh? What? How much is that per place? Okay. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit,

you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening.