The Brilliant Idiots - Broke With A Birkin

Episode Date: October 29, 2020

This week Charlamagne and Andrew discuss Mike Tyson Hotboxin w- Lil Boosie, Birkin bags and who they are for, Andrew tells us how his proposal went, Kanye on Joe Rogan, how police should handle people with mental illness , and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Salomey and the guy. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiots bullshit. How was you? Well, first of all, yeah.

Congratulations. Thank you, Doc. The proposal went down. Yes. I saw that big ring on God damn. The Graham, baby. Tell me all about it. I propose, man.

She said yes. And any hesitation at all? I mean, she didn't say yes initially. because she was just so choked up. Choked up. I mean. How'd you do it? How'd you do it?

I was going to drop the line. Okay. You know, I was going to say the line. What was it? What are your plans forever? What are your plans forever? What are you doing for ever? When we were saying it, it sounded dope.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then when I was repeating it to myself for the next day or two, it didn't sound as as dope. Okay. But I still was thinking about doing it. And then we were just having conversation at dinner. And she just said, you know, as I'm going out for a, all these interviews. She's getting her master. She's trying to do this, like, you know, interview

for jobs and the show like that. And I'm going for these interviews. I keep, you know, describing you when it comes up as my boyfriend. I feel so juvenile. Wow. And I was like, yeah, we should change that. That's when you be, that's when you believe in God. Yeah, I mean. You know what I'm saying? Like, wow. The universe just like, wow. Is line that up easily? You want it was like funny, though. My boy randomly, shout out of a comic, Francis Ellis, just happened to be seated next to us at the restaurant. What? With his girlfriend who he's been with longer than I've been with my girlfriend.

So I was in there. I'm like, should I just ruin their night? Yes. Dunk on him. Should I lunge your shit and ruin your fucking night? Yes. Nah, I let him live. I let him live.

I waited for him to leave and then I popped it. No. I did. I did. I thought about it. And I almost texted him like, yo, can you videotape something real quick? I almost just said it up in a random test. Well, what's his back?

What's worse? Proposing, right, in that moment, are your boy riding with his girl right now listening to the podcast and hearing me? Oh, I really hope they're listening. I really hope he's like, babe, you got to check out this new podcast. He's got her a lot of fun. I think you'll absolutely love it.

She's just sitting there looking at her empty ass in hand. Yeah, now it's an awkward car ride. He's like, why haven't we proposed to each other yet? What haven't you proposed to me? How did you handle those questions? You know who it was? it was my daughter. Ooh.

Yeah, my daughter. Because kids will hit you with questions like, you know, why you and mommy don't have the same last name. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So stuff like that is like, oh. Yeah, you feel a little guilty. You don't want to her to have to explain shit.

Yeah, because you start questioning yourself. You're like, well, why aren't we married? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I saw something other day this guy proposed to his girlfriend of 45 years. Like, bro. Yeah, cut it out. What's the point?

Yeah. What was the point? Why did he do that? I have no. I did probably because he heard that your wife is with you in heaven. I can't leave her anyway. I can't leave her. So let me make sure that I can lock her down so she's with me in heaven.

Nah, till death do y'all part. That's what they say. So you part? You got to rekindle shit in heaven. You think so? I mean, till death do you part. I thought that was just meant physically. That's a good, I mean, I never thought about it.

I just thought that meant physically. You know what I'm saying? I wonder if that would be good or bad. Bad. Do you want to be married in heaven with your girl? Or you're like, yo, we did this, you know,

for our whole life, we really wrote it out and now we deserve some new shit. Yeah, I think we're going to need a partner in heaven, bro. Let's navigate some new territory. You know what I mean?

I think you need somebody you can trust me. Oh, you're saying you need a partner in heaven. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I thought you were like, I think we need to be a partner in heaven. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I thought we need a partner. No, no, no, no, no. You're navigating new territory. I think you want, you know, a road dog. And, you know, based on some of the things that I've heard about the afterlife, like people say, like, your conscience still exists. Like, so you know you die.

Okay. I would want, you know, somebody I know to be with me. Right. You know what I'm saying? Right. Do we have a guest coming in? Who's that? What's going on?

Hey, Macalah. What's going on? We just try to get Corona. That's what we're doing now, huh? I don't know. We just try and do it. Hey, Macalah. Yeah, just walk across all the cameras.

Thanks. Where have you traveled? Have you traveled anywhere? Have you been, have you left New York? Have you been out, Mixie? Okay. Well, good to see you, McAla. It's all good, dude.

So she loved a proposal, long story short. Yeah, and then, like, the second part was dope. Oh, the second part? You know, she thought we were going home, but I got us, like, this hotel room. And then, like, I took care. I had my boy, Mark. You got to start the payments on that ring. No, man.

Yeah, me. Yeah, me. You know, me. Ain't nothing for free. That proposal, poom-pum, different. Lay on your back. That's what I do. I lay on my back.

I gave her that back. You know? I'm not doing no work. The work has been done. That good tummy sex. You know what I'm saying? When you're on your back, you just got your tummy out.

Oh, I love that, dude. That's it, baby. Looking all full from dinner. Like, my abs are nowhere to be found. That's it. That's right. You do sometimes throw a little pump out to act like you're doing something. What?

You never had a guy do that? You throw a little popcorn. That's all. Just to let them know it's death. You guys don't switch up on sex at all? Say again? You don't switch up? I do switch up.

That's why I pop. No. I'm talking about the position. Sometimes I'll go on top, but that's for the kids. Yeah, I get what in. I get why I showed did that. That's for juveniles. You know, we're not in a juvenile relationship.

We're not boyfriend and girlfriend and we're fiancé. Fiancee, I'm on my back. Yeah, missionary is like, missionary is the resting position for me at this age. Interesting. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Because that's when you get a little rest. You just lay on top, you turn your head to the side.

And you just pump away. You get them chest fart severed. That's it. You got them chest. I love that. I love that when you chest. Oh, man. Yeah, that chest quefe.

Ooh, that's hot. That chest squeam is hot. That's love right there. That's your heart's palpitating. I love it. I love it. That's good, man. I'm happy for you.

So it's been good, man. I'm out here fiancéed up. That ring? That ring. That was a big ring. I had to go big. Big ring. I had to go big.

Look at least seven. Nah, no, no, no, that's crazy. Seven carrots, bro. That's a million dollars. Seven carrots. Really? I mean, seven-carat ring is crazy. If you want to get like real good quality.

But I got a shout out, yeah, Lorraine Schwartz and a shout out of my boy Justin. Justin Cohen over there. He, uh, you got a guy. You got a guy. He got your ring? Of course. Why? Is he gay?

No. Man, come on. No, of course. You're going to get a guy. Take a ring. Now, I had every. girl in the office tried on and make sure it was right. This was a group project.

We collaborated. I knew her ring size. I knew her ring size. But I had to see what it looked like on the girl's hands. I couldn't look at it at my boy's hands. Harry ass knuckles and shit. It looked horrible to engagement. You got to see what the women's reaction on. When you plug the ring, like, when you see other women's reaction, you're like, okay. If they're like, that's cool, no, we're not doing that.

Yeah, take that back. Yeah, they got to hate their man. Like, I want them to look at the ring. I'm going to get my girl and be like, yo, my man ain't shit. You, my man stinks. This loser, I want you to think your man's a loser. That's how I want the ring to look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's literally all the ring is for, by the way.

Yeah. The ring is to show that I'm doing well, okay, and she's off the market. But more importantly, I'm doing well. Because the ring is a reflection of how you're doing. More important. That's the truth. Yeah, real talk. When I saw your girl bring out the show, she's doing well. That's it.

I don't got to buy myself shit. You know what I mean? I buy my girl shit. We flex with our girls. That's, you know, that's how old heads do it. Young heads buy chains and all that kind of stuff like that. Old heads, just make sure our girl looks good. We're out here in hoodies.

By that big diamond. And by the way, that's something that women should think about. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, everybody got to act at wage. So you can't be too mad about your boyfriend. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, be mad, yo. But if your boyfriend invest more in his studio equipment, then he does your ring.

Mm-hmm. Ooh. That's a good-ass point. Now, technically, I did that. What? All this shit costs part of that, right? It took a while, though, right? That's true, though.

That's the point. Like, I upgraded my wife's ring. You did? Yeah, yeah. Oh, my girl's not getting that. Yes, you know. Yeah, you will. It's one time.

This shit is huge. It's gigantic. She got the fucking skating rink on her fingers. You don't need a... What do you need bigger than that? You know what? She's a liability. We're walking out of the street's a liability.

I can't let you walk the dog by yourself. You're right. You got a bank account. Leave that in the morning. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. I understand. You could go bigger.

Say what? You could go bigger? Nah, you're crazy, girl. This girl, how big is one on your finger? That's Charles Barkley telling you. That's Charles Barkley telling you that you need to win more championship. That's a good-ass point, yo. Yo, ringless girls really not in the conversation, you know?

Really? No, for real. No, for real. You are just telling him that he should get a new one. So why is that I'm saying? No, I did not say that. What I said was over the years he can upgrade because that's what I did. He upgraded his girl. Okay.

So I said you could go bigger in the next. We don't want to hear from you, Charles Barkley. You don't have a ring. All right. Okay. Hey, Carl, Carl, you want to tell us how the farm life is? Huh? We don't want to look at what.

Tell us about your pinky ring. That playoff pinky ring. You don't know about that. First of all, this is from my grandfather's. Thank you. He said what? now. What happened?

What happened? My grandfather. Yeah. Why you ought to do that? Did your grandfather marry a woman? What? Did your grandfather marry a woman? Yes.

Okay, then. What the fuck? What does I have to do with that? I don't know. I just have to flip it. I just have to confuse you. You just play like that. Imagine telling Charles Bockely,

you didn't want a ring. He'd be like, yeah, needs to do the Lynn bias. Come on. Come on. We don't care about none of that shit. Don't bring definite things. Don't bring up my rights.

You don't have one. You don't have a ring. You just talk about my ring. I didn't even know you had a pinky ring on. I honestly didn't even know. But if your pinky ring was as big as my girl's ring, I would know. I would see the reflection. I always see the light shining off that shit.

It was stupid. All right. I can't wait so I get mine. Total. You can't wait to get what? See, here we go. Here we go. Now's the competition.

Now's the competition. Don't put no pressure on that young man you date. Yeah. Okay. That's a sweet dude. You know they went shopping? For jewelry? For him?

Not. He wanted you to pick out his new Cuban link? No. What was it? Roley? What do you want it? He got me earrings and he got himself there. Where the earrings at, Taylor?

At home. Mm-hmm. Anybody believe it? I believe it just because she said that they were looking at engagement rings too. Oh, God. How many characters? I was not trying to look at him. They were telling us to look at them.

Yo, how many carrots, yo? What? How many carrots? How many carrots, yo? Okay. This is when you haven't thought to lie all the way through, so you wanted to be. You know what I'm saying? I don't know.

13. 13 carrots. No, I really don't know. I didn't know for that. Let me see a picture. I know you took a picture. But what? Because you're a kid and that's what y'all do.

Let me see. I don't want to take pictures of my food, so no. I don't believe her. You believe it story? I believe she went to look at jewelry. I believe there's been conversations about, a ring, especially with the jeweler. I also believe that Taylor does not put

pressure on her man for the engagement ring. I do believe that you don't do that. But now I think that you're so competitive. You haven't been together for a year. I think you're so competitive that like, because of your track background, that you just want to win. So I think now you put in your head like,

oh, I'm going to win this shit. So now you go look at your boyfriend and be like, listen, if you got to rob the jewelry store, that's what you got to do. But I need carrots. Did you listen to the podcast? Sometimes. Yo, now is the perfect time

for your boyfriend to get some free junior. I don't want to ring yet. All you got to do is go home for this weekend. It's going down in Philly. Yo! That's all I'm telling you. Just go home for the weekend and join the protest.

Join the protest. You know what he's got to do is protest you being what is it called? I saw him looting the fuck out of a store in Philly yesterday. Oh, dude, that's crazy. A guy brought a hand truck. He brought a whole washer dryer out.

You didn't see this? No. He walked a washer dryer out. He had a washer dryer unit that he rolled out. No. He was a washer dryer unit that he rolled out. , calmly rolled it out. I love that. That is good looting. I'm not some bo-I-old. I mean, of course, TVs are cool and all that, but a washer and dryer? Yeah. That's very specific. You need to wash all those clothes you looted. You know what I mean? Now you go hit the store. priorities baby shout out to philly

philly knows what's up man that's dope so why were they looting what exactly happened there was a police officer killed somebody yes police officer i guess we could put that in the what i don't know where we put that in the what a fucking idiot because why are they killing a mental they called the cops yeah um because it was a guy that was unstable obviously was off his meds and the cop and the guys

allegedly had a knife he was coeing towards the cop but they shot him. They shot him 14 times. The saddest part about that story is that they had already been to the house two times that day. Yeah, I didn't even know. That was the third time they was at the house. And they've been to that, they've been to that house responding to him a dozen times. So they know they have, they know that he has some type of mental health issues.

So the saddest thing about that story is that at no point during all of those interactions, did they say, stop responding to that house. Let's send some professionals over there. And let's send some mental health. That's the whole thing about the defund the police. I think a lot of people don't understand, which cops actually agree with. Like, if you talk to cops,

obviously not on public record, but you talk to them privately, and you're like, yo, be honest, do you want to be like, you know, dealing with people with mental health issues and all that kind of stuff?

They're like, that's not what we signed up for. We signed up to fight crime, to fight bad guys. Absolutely. And now we, now we're out here being like mental health professionals.

This is not what we do. So if you want to give that to someone else, we would gladly love that. Yeah, I read like a staggering statistic. I don't remember the exact number, but this is brilliant. It's so it don't matter. But it's like a high amount of the people that they interact with have mental health cases.

It's like 50% or 60% is like a crazy number. You know mental health now, but it's like you realize probably now that you're so deeply invest in it, like how mental health plays a part in absolutely everything. Every single. It's really crazy. Homelessness. Homelessness. Everything.

It's 90% I would say mental health issues. Everything. Interactions with the cops. Even, I would even say, if you look at like gang activity, I would say that a lot of like the wild stuff that's happening within gang activity are mentally ill people that are looking for some sort of community. Yeah, exactly, right? Because when you, people don't realize that you can, you can have a mental health issue by just being insecure, like, insecure, like low self-esteem, you know what I mean? Or bipolar.

Yeah, but even if you're not bipolar, just low self-esteem, having insecurity, that's not being mentally. healthy. You know what I mean? So you look for community. You look for something to be a part of. And that gang provides that. And then what do you do once you're in a gang or not even just in a gang when you want approval from people? Whatever, whatever it takes to get that approval. Yeah. Yeah, man. So it's just like a lot of that, man, what would I call it? I would call it like when you, when you, when you, I don't want to say leading with ego. It's just like when you don't really know you're worth. You know what I'm saying? When you're when you're lacking something and you're looking for something to fill you up in a positive way to make you feel good about yourself.

You know what I mean? That's what a game provides, but it's really not real. Yeah. Because you still have a hole in the bottom of your cups. No matter how much I pour into it, it's still going to come out, still going to come out, still going to come out, still going to come out. Nothing's going to ever be enough. Yeah, it's a drug in that way. I do feel, I feel really bad for that guy because this should spark up a whole new conversation

about what police reform looks like and, you know, why the front of you know. the police is important. And by the way, even if you don't want to defund the police, yo, just put some resources into new entities, new organizations. Like, who do you call when your son or daughter is having a mental breakdown? Yo, honestly, I would, it should be two people. You know how sometimes, like, the firemen show up when an ambulance is called or something? You ever had that experience?

Like, it's not a fire, but they show up for some reason, right? Why is that out? It's just protocol or something? In case like any walls or like windows need to be broken in, like that's fire. Yeah, yeah. And also there's like an EMS. He was a firefighter? He's done everything.

He's a forest gump, this guy. He's literally done everything. No, I was in law enforcement. I don't know any firefighters, by the way. Let me think of firefighters. I know. I don't know any. You know one, okay.

Yeah. Oh, no, I do know a firefighter. Really? Yeah, I do know a firefighter. But point is like, point is is like you have a situation where the firefighters show up as well. It's like if there's a mental health call, I'm cool with a cop coming with a gun to make sure that the mental health professional is protected given that person they're helping does have a knife or does have some sort of weapon. Not a gun, though. No, I think gun. Absolutely. You have to protect.

You have to protect. Taser, rubber bullets. We don't know if that person who has mental health issues is also carrying a gun. No, no, I think the cop should have his gun. But if you're approaching it, knowing that the person has mental health issues, let's assess the situation. My bad. So the gun, just don't come out immediately. You know what I mean? Again, many other things you should go to before the gun. But I think that you need to protect

the mental health professional because they'll have nothing. All that happens, they're mental health savvy. I'm like, bro, try a net. Remember that shit Batman? I'm serious, man. Y'all are playing. You know how they got the fucking weighted net?

Like, I'm dead serious. Like, this dude is coming at you with a knife. The thing with the little balls of the bottom to wrap around your feet. That shit was drop on him and he can't, at least you're detaining him. We don't need cops. We need cowboys.

If the cops knew how to, The lassoed, bro? If they lassoed people. I think weighted nets, man, I'm telling you, like, I don't know if it's a gun that shoots them shit. Yes. Remember how Batman used to shoot them shit out, them shit will wrap on you? Yes.

That would have been perfect in that situation. That's far. But if you miss first time, you got to get the net, pack it back in. How can you miss with a net? There's probably more in there. You got to have multiple nets. You got to have multiple nets. Nah, man, the guy's right there.

You know, that shit was shocked the fuck out of a person. Nobody's that fast, first of all. You ain't moving out the way of that shit. You think? Nah. Because it's spreading. Yeah, all right. Have you coming at me

and that shit just spread on you and it's like, yo, what the fuck? Like Spider-Man. It's got to be some type of technology out there.

Something that you can are the shit that you shoot at people and it freezes them. You know what I'm seeing that? You're in a fucking movie right now. Yeah, we're talking about too. What do you mean?

It keeps up in freezes. We're not in Marvel, bro. This ain't the Avengers, dog. What do you talk? Or a glove and if they snap it, half the people could just disappear. What about that?

If you had all the stones in a glove, That would be sick, right? And you can bring people back. And you could bring people. Yes, man. I do think a weighted net would be the, I'm telling you, that's the shit, bro. Do you understand the timeline of Avengers? I just watch Avengers end game the other night.

Do you understand the fucking timeline of that? It's incredible. I don't think the time line makes any sense. Absolutely. Okay, break down how they time travel. What do you mean? How they time travel without affecting? Well, it's different.

They explain that in the movie. They explain that in the movie that time travel is not like, how it is in Back to the Future, or Hot Tub Time Machine, or any of those movies. They explain that before they actually go. You didn't see that part? I did see that part where they're showing like the different timelines that ended up happening. No, before that when it's war machine. Yeah, they're like, if you do this thing, you go on your own story with that reality,

but there's also the time that has already happened that just continues. Well, they create, they can create alternate reality. By change in the past. No, by, well, how did they change? See, I told you. I told you she's difficult. Nobody understood that shit. Hulk explained that to the lady before they took the stone. Remember she was explaining to him how this shit is a straight path. Yep.

What you can make it go do to this? Because that's what Captain America did. Yeah. Old Cap. Stayed. I don't understand how that happened. I don't know. What do you mean, though?

Explain to me what do you mean? I don't understand how they bounced around in time. There was one thing that worked out really well. Talk to me. In the movie, I just realized, right? Is that their idea was we're going to go back in time. and we're going to get the stones and we're going to hide him

so that he doesn't get it or whatever the fuck, right? Oh, no, no. They went back to put the stones back to not fuck up the timelines. Because if they would have kept the stones where they had them, they would have created all these different

alternate timelines. So they went back, Captain America went back to put the stones where they were. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. But the thing is,

the one thing that worked out in this movie is that Thanos from back in history, right? Am I right about this? Thanos from back in history fought the Avengers in modern day because he got the time stone. Right?

No. How the fuck did they fight each other in modern day? Because they had created the time machine. So when they created the time machine, the nebula from the past came back over here and she let Thanos them in.

So yeah, so Thanos from back in a day came to the present. Yes. Right? And then they fought Thanos from back of the day in the present. And the reason why

that was convenient is because they killed him so Thanos couldn't just continue doing what he was going to do. If you went back and you destroyed all the time zones or not destroyed them, but if you went back

and you put them where they were supposed to be, this is earlier in a movie, and then you just left, Thanos would eventually find them and then do what Thanos does. So you had to kill Thanos in the past in the present time so that he didn't continue with his destiny.

No, they just had to kill whatever Thanos was there because Thanos wanted the stones. So they already had killed the Thanos from the present, the one that already had snapped, right? We need to call one of your Marvel hookups. No, the one that already snapped. They killed him early in the movie, right? Yes, they killed present Thanos.

Yes. So when they went back to go get all the different stones in order to bring everybody back, the nebula from the past came. No, the nebula from the future went to Thanos's place and Thanos read her mind. So Thanos found out about the plot.

So then that's when they sent the nebula from the past back to the future with the Avengers and she opened the time and seen so Thano could come to the future. Got you. Yes. Okay. And once she did that, it basically erased the first timeline.

So it's like you had to keep everything the same so that way the timeline can go according to plan. And then once you kill the past, Thenos, then everything. he did from that time. Doesn't count.

Yeah. Cuthanos saw himself die. That's what brings the people back. They didn't bring him back with the time stuff. Oh, shit. Wait, they didn't, with the snap, they didn't bring them back? Yeah, the snap bought everybody back. Yeah, no, no.

Hulk snap. Remember Hulk snapped and then everybody came back. That was super lit. The snap bought everybody back. Because Denaultz saw himself die. Yes. He saw it when he watched Nebula's mind. Yes.

So that's when he was aware of everything. So he was like, oh, now I know what I need to do that. I mean, this movie was an absolute masterpiece. Amazing. Greatest movie. Listen, I watch that shit at least twice a week. It's twice a week? Easily.

I love that. When do you get six hours a week? That's what I like to do. Like literally, I like watching that shit. Like, I like working out. That shit is, I don't know why. That scene from when Hulk snaps to when Tony Stark snaps is like so good for my mental health. Like, it fills me with endorphins, like watching old Rocky movies.

I am inevitable. And then he snaps and nothing happens, I am Iron Man. That's not even my favorite line. My favorite line is when Thaino says, If as long as there's people around that know what was, they can never accept what will be. Oh, what will be or what is? What will be.

Ooh, that's a bar. Interesting. That was a bar. I fuck it. That's in-game is my shit. Interesting. What are we doing now? Oh, positively brilliant.

What a fucking idiot. What else did you see? That was positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Oh, man, I don't fucking. I had something before that I wanted to bring up. I saw something on the list. Yeah, what about you?

What do you got? Oh, the Birkenbag thing, I think, is kind of dumb. I hate seeing poor people have conversations that they can't even fucking relate to. Like seriously. Like, yo, it's, it's, burking bags are literally for the 1%. Why are 99% of the population having that conversation? Can you explain what a burken bag is? I don't even fucking know.

Yeah. Does anybody know? I have no idea. It's like a grandma bag to me. But, like, we need it on Mike. McKellie, do you know what a Birken is? But on Mike. Because we can't hear you.

She don't know. It's fine. Michaela, wait. But she lives on the mic. That's why you don't have a Birkin. Come on. I can't. I don't have a Birken.

So I'm not too sure if it's like if it's an Italian brand, but the way that the designer made the bag to be so exclusive, you can have to like order it. But I think it's like you have to make an appointment and get approved. Yeah, you have to be accepted and approved to do it. To go and get the bag. So a lot of the Birkins that a lot of like the rapper girls and stuff, they actually get. Exactly. Those are like consignment bags that like rich people owned once upon a time and they just resold to them. They're not actually from the Birken store.

Let me tell you something about luxury. Yeah. Take some of luxury. Let me tell you something about designer brands, right? I was always the type of person who never gave a fuck about that kind of shit. But you don't realize you don't truly give a fuck about it until you can actually afford it. Yeah. When you can afford it

and you know if you wanted it, you could have it, but you don't give a fuck about it, you really don't give a fuck about it. Yeah, that's a good point. There's a difference. That's why when I see all of these people, you know, having these conversations,

I would never want no shit like that. Can you afford it? Yeah, it's like saying, like, I don't want a Lamborghini, but it's like, do you? Do you? Yeah, you never know until you really can afford a Lamborghini. You never know what you want

until you can actually fucking have it. Yeah, that's a good point. The burgeon thing is just... Why don't you think that's true, Taylor? Like when it comes to a breaking bag, for me personally, I don't wear purses like that anyway, so I'm not going to want one even if I could afford it. True, but you also can't get one right now.

But I don't wear presents anyway, though, so it's convenient. It's convenient. Well, why would I get one of... Because I'm rich, though. It's convenient. It's a convenient thing. No, it's not. And it's not an insult to say you can't afford one right now.

for a burkin though. Like, I want to go for that. If I'm going to get something expensive like for a purse or something like that? You want that old state property jacket? You want that S.P. That's what you want. Tell the truth.

You want that old S.P. Bubble goose, don't you? Come on. Be honest. You got me, sure. That old S.P. bubble goose still hitting in these streets. You want to know, you want that baby blue

rockerwear below that Chris and Neef was rapping about. That's what you want? What do you said? Rockerwear? What do you say? Rockerwear? What he said?

What was the line? You don't know. You don't know. You don't know. Yeah, powder blue rocker wear suit white makeup. That's what you want. Tell it true. That's true.

He wants me to just make him happy. Fuck them. Burkins, though. I mean, no disrespect anybody who got one, but it's just like, yo, who gives this shit? Like, honestly, would you spend $40,000 on a purse? No. No. What is the point?

There's no reason to spend $40,000 on a purse. Yeah, like the purse shouldn't be more valuable than what's in it. No. Yeah, I mean, listen, if my wife wanted one. No. I wouldn't let you buy your wife. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's a different level of, that's a different level of stupidity.

$40,000 for a purse, people out here starving. I need to know where we're going, bro. Like, you buy shit like that when you're stunting. Meaning like when you're out, like you're going to red carpets and shit like that. You're always being photographed. That's the only reason. It's the dumbest flex because most people

don't even know what the fuck it is. At all. I love the subtle flex, don't get me wrong, but not an expensive subtle one. What? The ring?

Yeah, can't you say the same shit about the ring? Nah, nah, not, no, not, chill, chill, chill, chill, out chill, out,

chill, out, show. You're a wild boy, you're a success. Not yet, but the ring means something. Like, like that's a real commitment.

I could take that back from her and make a necklace out of it or something like that. I can't take no burking bag and turn it to a pair of Jordans?

You can resell it. Say what? You can resell it. Nah, not gonna resell market. Nah, fuck that shit. Also, I'm not gonna take my ring back, babe.

That's yours. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck that shit. I'm just, I'm just not into that type of stuff. I never have been, um, yeah,

I just don't see the point. Probably because I've been broke. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I've collected unemployment checks. Like $40,000 is a lot of fucking money to be spending on a bag. Bro, also what is the,

what is the, uh, the, what was the girl saying? What was her name? Swidi. Yeah, and she was like, if a guy's not buying you Burkins

and not paying your bills, then what? Send him back to the street. Send him back to the streets. Okay. And if there isn't a guy paying your bills, where are you?

Exactly. I'm so sick of broke, not talking to Suede because Suidi got money, but I'm so sick of broke women, broke women coming down on men that ain't got no money. Yeah.

Who would you fuck if our standards were set up that way? Think about that. Who would you be with if our standards were set up that way? If men were, I ain't fucking with no broke women. First of all, y'all have standards too. We don't.

Yes, y'all do. No, we don't. Yes, you know. We have standards for marriage. We have standards for marriage. You have standards for girlfriends. Y'all want a girl to cook for you. You want to watch dishes, all the other shit, though.

No, we have to pay in your bills. We have to even exchange. You don't think so? I don't get what you mean. I'm saying, no, that's not what the issue is. You're saying what is the issue here? You're saying what if we ask for that in return or not in return, but ask for that with us, right? I'm fine.

Listen, by the way, I have no problem. I always say as a man, your job is to protect and provide. I have no problem, you know, being the financial foundation of my house. I also think it's super fly when, you know, your woman got her own. But I just want women to know that if your mentality is, oh, I need the guy to pay my bills, whatever, whatever, you're not independent. I'm not in that kind of thing. So you can't sing along, you know, all my independent women. and all that shit like that ball

that ass shit shit that shit is rap I'm in that category I only ask for guy I only ask for something guy that I could do for myself too Really? Yeah I don't Why would I I I'm not going to ask for a guy to have A car if I don't have a car Like if I'm looking for a guy like that

I just don't think it I want you all to punch up I think that you know punch up Yeah oh be like aspirational Yeah you should be aspirational with Yeah you should be aspirational with dick McKell like fuck that Nick's paying bill

McKell like fuck that What? No, come in, come here, come on, go ahead, come on. Hold on, say that in the microphone. But everyone does, though. I like men with money, but like,

I'm not unrealistic. You know, I... What does that mean? And get closer to the microphone, please. Because I'm not, I'm not asking for a burkin. I'm not asking you to, you know, take me around the world. What if you know he got working money,

though? Let me pause just one second. I'm not asking. what I hate about this burking conversation is now girls can act like they're not gold diggers because they just got to say, I ain't asking for a burkin. No. Like, I'm not crazy.

So I think what guys are not understanding, like, from Sweetie's topic is like, you got to take her burkin comment and put it in your tax bracket. Interesting. So it's not necessarily. She said paying bills. Okay, but her bills are way more than my bills.

Yeah, her bills are crazy. Her bills are not compared to my little AT&T bill or something like that. So you got to take her statement and put it in your tax bracket. And a lot of girls are offended because it's not that they can't get a burkin. They can't get like a Chanel or a Gucci or probably a target back. Do you understand where, like, guys come from when like when they hear about, you know, female empowerment, they hear women talking about how important it is to go to school and like be educated and have all this. And then they also hear the same rhetoric supported by women that's like, yo, just get a dude to pay for all your shit.

Exactly. Do you see why guys are like, yo, what do y'all really want? I don't feel it because you guys know what type of women you go after at the end of the day. That's not true. What is that? That's true. You don't have to be a hood, right. Go dig a chick that want a man to pay your bills?

Yeah, but there's a different level of entitlement from a girl who's, like, actually grinding on her career. I think all women have a level of entitlement. You know why? Because y'all giving up that. Why? So when you're giving up somebody, no, seriously, when you're giving a man something like that, let's not act like you don't have a sense of entitlement. Imagine you fuck the dude last night.

And you asked him just to buy you fucking chick filet a day. I ain't buying you no fucking chick-fil-A. You'd be so offended and so-and-so. I got to give you some poxie last night. But I would look stupid as a woman for dealing with a guy who can't even get me Chick-fil-A. No, I didn't say he can't. He'd say, they don't want to.

That's still, I would feel, I would be stupid as a woman to lay with a man who won't even, you can't ask anybody for something. Like, you shouldn't be sleeping with them in the first place. It's weird to ask someone for Chick-fil-A. I mean, I'm just using that. I'm just using that as an example. You gave him some what, right? And whether you know it or not, you feel entitled to some.

something from this person. Well, a lot of girls, well, a lot of women like that go into it. Like, they know that he has money. So they expect to get something, you know, because they gave up their pussy. Like, they say this thing. The saying is like a lot of women fuck rich men for free because they know that they're rich. That's the same. Yes.

And you expect something out of them. Explain this shit to me then. That's a new generation. You're fucking rich men because you're going to work. You see them in the club. They're popping bottles. You see them on Instagram. They're showing off their money on their sleep.

And so you literally just fuck them at a hope and a chance and a woman that he's going to give you some money one day. What about our personalities? And a lot of guys get over like that. Wait a minute. You're saying just because we dress this way, you think that we're going to behave a certain way? You think just because we're dressed in a certain way that we're going to behave a certain way towards you? That's crazy. If you're on Instagram and you have money going up your arm and I know you're probably a scammer.

Because we have money going up our arm. You think that we're just going to give you something? You're entitled to that just because we're dressed this way? I think that that's sludge shaming. That's the male. What are you wearing, bro? That's the male. What are you wearing?

We're popping bottles, so we got to give you money? That's crazy. That's like, and then hold up. So we're popping bottles so we got to give you money. But if the guy has a girl at the table, then he's popping bottles at. And he assumes, you know, I think she wants to give me some pussy. he's an asshole. That's crazy.

That's a double standard. Double. It is a double standard. But a lot of times that girl, she knew what it was when she came out. What do you mean? What is that? What do you mean?

You said that she was at the table and the guys, you know, popping bottles or whatever. So she's going to be popping something too. She knows what it was. Shout out to all the backward-ass girls fucking rich dudes for free. And by the way,

it's something to that because, you know, back in the day when I was active, you know, one of my people that I used to, Thank you. When I was active, back in the day when I was active, you know, one of the young ladies I was dealing with, we were super cool. And she used to deal with, like, ball players and rappers and everybody else. I'm talking about, like, she was dating the all-star that I know he had, like, a $150 million contract, some shit like that.

No, this is before the salary caps, so like a $100 million contract. Right. And she used to be asking me for money. And I'm like, why ain't you fucking such-and-such? Wow. And she was like, yeah, but I don't want to ask him for nothing because I don't want him to think I'm with him for his money. Do you ask you me? Do you have a paw or some whop?

Wow. And the reason I say, Paul, because you're thinking backwards, what's your pussy? What's Paul? I don't know if you dropped backwards. Pussy ass what?

Oh, I thought Paul is like, you know, dogs paws are dry. Poor is, poor ass womb. Poor ass poor. Okay? Your poor ass womb. Talk to the man

that got the $100 million contract and get us some fucking money. Get us some money. Bill with me. Yes. Why are you asking me? Yeah, that's a great point. At the time,

I'm not even in this guy's salary cap. You know what I mean? Why don't you talk to him? Like, why are you coming to me for? I mean, by the way, not even big money. And that's the thing that a lot of women probably don't understand. Did you feel weird filling that guy's shoes? Like that you guys were sharing a little son?

He might have had the height, you know what I'm saying? You had the humor. Exactly. He's so funny. No, but I'm serious, man. You'd be surprised how many men want to do something for you. You know what I'm saying? So while you're sitting around giving out all this pussy for free to this rich Negro,

he's sitting around wondering why she ain't asked me for nothing yet. Oh. You think that, like, honestly, y'all really think that makes you stand out to him? Yes. No. No. I don't like to ask for it. I don't know. This is weird to me.

You don't like that's for what? I don't ask for money and nothing like that. Good. Don't. Don't ask for money. A guy would take care of you. You never have to ask for money in your life from a guy. Don't ever ask for money from a life. If a guy really, one, notices that you need something and he cares about you, he's going to get for you. But do not ever ask for money.

If you ask for money a single time, it will ruin everything, I promise you. The only thing you should ever offer to buy a girl is teeth. You know what I'm saying? If you see she need some teeth, buy some motherfucking teeth. I'm serious. If it looks like God was just rolling dice in her mouth and just was like, fuck it. You know what I mean?

Yes, buy her some teeth. Teeth is the shit. You don't think so. I love teeth, bro. You got to have good teeth. Yes, man. Good teeth are important. Don't be missing teeth too, bro.

I can't do that. Two things you can do for a woman is change her life. Buy her some teeth, pay off her student loans. Ooh. You know, I just realized this motherfucker he paid off his wife's student loans and he got her braces. You just compliment.

yourself, bro. You really are a piece of shit. I would say. What you mean? That's the goal. The best thing you could do for girls is what I did. That's right. Listen, glow your woman up in ways that actually can provide real bragging rights.

You know what I'm saying? You got a burkin, but is your student loans paid off? I'm just saying you got a burkin, but look at your teeth. Yeah, don't have a burkin in your teeth. crazy, man. Come on, man. Shout out to everybody with the venez. You know what I'm saying? Just make sure, I didn't realize that when you first get venez, you got to file them down. I didn't know you had to wait. What do you mean? What do you mean you have to file them down? You got to wait. What? Hold on. You're not on a microphone. Nobody can hear anything that's saying. And being said, we've been doing this podcast for five years. Nobody has learned that. Nobody has learned that. It's an audio experience. And there's no audio coming out.

But yes, when you give veneers, I would love to hear your story about veneers. I would love to hear your story about veneers. But right now, nobody has any clue it's talking about. So you can walk over to that microphone right there. Ideally, not in front of the cameras, Michaela. But you can walk over there and you could tell us this whole thing, page, if you'd like. If you feel like it. If you feel like it.

Well, listen, all I'm saying is get your women's teeth fix. Listen, people can't hear what you're saying right now. You could be screaming the end where at the top of your lungs. And nobody would know. Because you're not on my teeth. They're going to blame it on Andrews. I think I heard Andrew say the N-word. Bro.

I said, I said in Spanish, Negro. I told you that last week that's going to happen. Right? I said it. And literally there's somebody who has slowed it down. I told you that was going to happen.

Did it catch me, bro? Didn't catch me, bro. Can't catch me, though. Listen, but the moral of the story is get your women's teeth fixed before you buy her burking because they're eventually going to have a vaccine for this COVID

and she can't wear masks for ever. I know it's cool. That's facts. It's cool now. deferring away the mask, but eventually these masks going to come off, bro. Yeah, don't get your girl a Birkin, man. If your girl asked for a burkin, she does not love you. What else did you see this week?

That's probably totally brilliant. What a fucking idiot? Scroll up. I think it was something on there I wanted to talk about. What about Hunter Biden? What happened with Hunter Biden? I keep hearing about it. That guy's living the best life ever, bro. But everybody knows Hunter was like a wild boy. He was a wild boy smoking crack and just banging out thoughts, though. That's another thing people don't realize. I think he was

straight banging out thoughts. And there's videos. What? If politicians, didn't walk around trying to be perfect all the time who would give a fuck nobody but he's not politician smoking crack is crazy but if he was just pounding out

piss I think there'd be some likeability to it I think personally the crack thing is where shit gets a little relatable that is that's what I'm saying pounding out push or crack both

you know having a crackhead son might be very relatable to a lot of the country yeah no it is though because that's why everybody always talks about everybody all talks about Joe Biden's empathy level, right? And they say that he has empathy because he's lost, you know, I think he lost his wife and a couple of sons, or his first wife and a couple of sons, if I'm not mistaken.

Joe Biden lost one of his sons, yeah. One of his sons. Bo Biden. And his wife, I believe. His first wife. I think, oh, his first wife. Yeah. Okay, okay.

Because he's married, I believe, not a Jill Biden? Yeah. So he has a level of, they say he has a level of empathy because he's able to, you know, understand what people have gone through, whatever. I'm just ready for this shit to be over. He seems sweet, man. Even in, like, the conversations.

He's 80. How can an 80-year-old person not seem sweet? Well, they were really racist back in the day, Charlemagne. I don't know if you're familiar with the history of this country, but if you ask him, they're- now at 80. Now at 80, ideally, they're pretty sweet. Even if you're old, even if you old at 80-old man walking down the screen, you're like, nigger. Like, oh, he's so cute.

You know what the fuck? You don't mean you're going to play the knockout game? By the way, can you play the knockout game with an 80-year-old white racist? Ooh, that's a tricky one. Can you knock out an 80-year-old white race? Did he call you the N-word? Yes. You can cough on them.

I think the rules are you can call for them. There's a much more effective way of doing it than punching an old person in the face. Oh, this positively brilliant. Go, 85 South. Well, yeah, suit to my guy. Yeah, suit to 85 South Show. But I'm talking about the Mike Tyson.

Oh, yeah. You messaged me about that immediately. And every human being needs to watch that. The levels of mindfulness and self-awareness that Mike Tyson has reached is inspiring. Like that's where you want to be at in your life. You can tell it that's years of therapy. Years of therapy. That's years of just experience.

Like just the way he was talking to Bousie. And I hate when people say things like, oh, he was sonning Bousie. And it's like, no, that's an OG having a conversation with a younger man. And that younger man, Bousie was doing what you should do. the talking, that's being receptive and listening. Yeah. Why do we do that? We got to stop being like that because we talk about cancel culture all the time, right?

Yeah. But when you see actual council culture happening, when you see somebody counseling a person, you're like, oh, look at them getting sunned. So you know what that does? That makes other young people not want to be receptive. Because they're like, oh, my God, they're going to think I'm getting sunned. Do you think that comes from the fact that, like, you could get clout from sunning somebody? Yeah, especially in this era.

I mean, especially in the era of. When it's not an OG, when it's. someone like a peer of yours. Yeah. You know, it's kind of... Even when it's an O.G. Yeah. You get clouted by talking back to a person, you know what I'm saying?

Or saying something reckless to a person. But Mike is like so solidified in his O.G status that like that's not what he's looking for. He's not looking for a moment. He's just having a real conversation with the real person. And he's speaking to him in a way that probably very few people can talk to Bousie. Like how... There's probably a handful of people on a planet that could talk to Bousie like that.

I'm going to be honest with you. I don't know. Because I don't think. nobody ever has. Like, there's one thing I wish they to dug deep on is when, you know, it was, it was, I'm listening to Mike talk and Busy connected Mike to his family getting a TV in the house. You know what I'm saying? And like when you come from the hood, you know, and you grew up in like the ghetto,

poor and distant franchise area, little things like that bring you just joy. But you never forget that. Like, I never forget the first time my dad bought me a Nintendo, but I didn't think we couldn't afford a Nintendo. You know what I'm saying? My dad bought me a pair of high-tech boots. I was like, I started to go get the fake ones from Payless. You know what I mean?

But I woke up that morning, they just sitting by my bed. So those little moments of joy is like, oh, wow, the first time we got a cable box. You know what I'm saying? So when he connected him getting a TV because his dad bet on a Mike Tyson fight and Mike won, like you could see like the joy in Bousie's eyes. I wish Mike would have dug a little deeper because people don't realize Bousie's father got killed back in the day. You know what I'm saying? So you don't know.

I'm sure a lot of the Boosie that we see now, I'm sure he is because of a lot of that trauma that happened when he saw his father get killed. So I would just have liked to see Mike dig a little bit deeper on that in that moment because he had Boosie. You know what I'm saying? Like that's one of those conversations that leads to therapy. That's one of those conversations that leads to you

digging deeper into who you are as a human. Like Mike even said that to Boosie, who are you? I'm like watching him. I'm like, I got to meet this man's therapist. Because when a person starts talking like a therapist, that's when they've really done their job. You know what I mean? Like that's when the therapist has really, really, really done their job. Like that was a very, very amazing interview to watch, man.

And I really wish, I just wish men could have more conversations like that. What specifically about it did you find? Just the vulnerability of it all. You know what I'm saying? Because Mike Tyson. Like what part did you see that was just pure vulnerability? Man, everything. When Mike talked about how, you know, everybody was afraid of him, but he was the one that was walking around afraid.

You know, and he projected that because he wanted to keep people away from that wounded child in him. You know what I mean? So it was like a form of protection. I've heard DMX say the same thing, though. I just, yeah, I just thought all that shit was like super, super powerful. And the fact that. Is Hunter Biden the DMX of politics? Technically, yeah, he just can't got no bars that we know of.

That we know. You might be a fucking Chad Hanks. We don't know. Yo. Shout out to Chit. Shout out to Chit. Shout out to Chit. Hey, keep going, though.

No, just watch if you get a chance, watch the Mike Tyson interview or conversation with Lil Bussey. Because I just thought it was just like, I've listened to it like twice. I just thought it was like so enlightening and so powerful and just watching Mike be that vulnerable, which he always is if you listen to this podcast, but more so watching it connect with Busy on a soul level. I'm telling you that conversation did something for Busy, man. Really? I promise you, yo. If Boosie dig a little bit deeper right now.

he'll find out a lot of things about himself that will help him in the next few years. Because he's 37 now. Right. Tell everybody all the time, you'll feel it. You're about to be 39. When you turned. How old are you?

I'm about to be 37, October 30th. You only 36? Yeah. That's not Wikipedia says. Wikipedia is a liar. Really? Yeah. What do Wikipedia say?

Well, you'll start over the next three, four years. I'm trying to put years of my life. For years of my life. Over the next three years of my life. Over the next three, four years, you're going to start to feel different. Got my real birthday and everything. That's your old ass. Yeah, that 42 looked big as fuck, don't it?

That shit looked bigger than Joe's 53. Yeah, Rogan 53. God, damn. Listen, I look forward to it, though. But I'm telling you, it's something about the age of... Look forward to what? You are it. No.

I'm talking about the 53. Oh, 53. It's something about the age of 36, 37, to 5. 40? It's like, it's literally like you'll feel, if you're receptive to it, you'll feel the transformation. You know what I'm saying? Are you accepting adulthood, maybe? Yeah, you'll feel yourself evolving.

And when you hit 40, you're going to feel like a spiritual, like enlightenment, like, okay, I just stepped into a new realm. What is this? Do you think that like some people go that direction, the other people try to like hold on to youth? Absolutely. That's why they put Beijing and they fucking beard. Yeah. I'm serious.

And that's maybe the midlife crisis too that a lot of guys go through. So fucking Looney, man. Yes. I almost had a midlife crisis earlier this year. Why? I almost bought a Ferrari. Why? In New York?

I made no sense. It made absolutely no sense. That was your barking, bro. Literally, I had to stop myself, but I had been watching so much F1. There was this like F1 show on Netflix, you know, Formula One. Yeah, yeah. And I was just got like obsessed with it and like the cars were so cool. And I barely not had to drive like a regular car, let alone a stick.

But I just got obsessed. And I almost bought the Ferrari. Why didn't just rent it? It was so stupid. Rent it for the weekend. I was going to buy a used one. It was so dumb. Rent it for the weekend.

But it was a real midlife crisis moment. And I think I moved past that. And I'm like, oh, I don't need these like fancy toys. Rent it for the weekend. I guarantee you'll get the same fix. And the fix will be better because you can take it back. Once you buy the motherfucker, not only do you, you be like, I didn't fucking need this shit.

You know what I'm saying? When you rent it, like you have it for a couple days and you're like, yeah, that shit was cool. That's how I feel about my first apartment. Like, I was just so excited to buy it. and then, you know, I got my girl and, like, things are cool and everything like that. And then we kind of, like, outgrew it a bit. And then I'm just like, oh, fuck, why did I buy it? What was I doing by it?

Like, I lost money on this apartment now because the economy shit to bed. You know, but maybe, yeah, I don't know. Maybe you got to rent, man. Try out situations and then buy when you're 100% sure. No, no, why? Listen, are you renting your apartment, you're home now? No, no, no, no. I bought it.

That's what I'm saying. But like the next place I buy, I'm going to first live in that neighborhood, live in the style of place by renting it. Well, no, okay, good point. My first house, my first house, I rent it. Yes. The first house I ever lived in, I rented. You've been to that house before.

That's nice to live in that Jewish neighborhood. No, no, no, no, no. Yeah, you was there. I remember, you was riding with somebody. We went somewhere. I don't know what the fuck we went. But I was renting that one. It was forgettable.

But that was, it wasn't forgettable. But it was, that was like, that's a starter home. So you should rent at first. You know what I mean? Then I bought a house. But real quick about that, like, when you rent that house and you have some outdoor space, and you go, oh, I do really like outdoor space. So my next place, I'll make sure that I have a good amount of outdoors.

Absolutely, absolutely. Or you have no garage. And you're like, you know what, I'd like a garage. It's easier when it's raining or when to put the cars inside. Like, these are things that you get to try out. But homes are so expensive. You don't want to try out some shit after you purchase it. And then find out you spend all this extra money on some shit you don't even use.

That's what I'm saying. Maybe it's smarter to rent or even Airbnb for a month. And I don't care if I lose that money, at least I'll gain that experience before I throw it all away on something I don't like. No, that's true. It's levels because you rent a house. And when you rent a house, you can't really do anything to it because it's ready. You know what I'm saying?

But you start seeing all of the different little amenities you would want. What you wish you had. Yeah. So when you buy, like in the last house I bought, like the basement was not, it was not done. So I was able to do the basement the way I wanted it. You know what I mean? So that was like one renovation.

Then we did stuff in the backyard. But then with the new crib, it's like fully renovated. So it's like literally what everything we would, we would possibly want. Who does this? Your wife does this? There's no way you have time to do all this. That's her. Okay, good.

It's exhausting even thinking about it. I don't even like having the conversation. Yeah, don't tell me, hey, hey, hey, treat the shit like our wedding. Tell me what to be. Yeah, you do it. Yeah. Yes. Yes.

Okay, 100%. That's, that's facts. You got to decide what the wedding is. We shouldn't be a part of that at all. No, positively brilliant, 85 South show BT Hipop Awards, man. Shouts of 85 South, man. The thing about television, Shultz knows,

to show up on TV as yourself is a fight. Because one thing a lot of these executives always want to do is we love everything about you. Except you. Except you. Let's change all of this for this project. You know what I'm saying?

So you have to fight with executives constantly. And I put it like this, whatever fights 85 South Show had, I could tell they won. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah, because they showed up as they self. Like, it was in their studio. It was in their studio, you know what I'm saying? Like, it felt like them. My favorite moment was when they pulled up in them three old schools.

Now, mind you, Carlos already had called them from the studio, right? So DC and Chico was supposed to come to the studio, but they all pulled up together. So then one of them goes, I don't know if it's DC and Chico was like, Carlos, weren't you already here? And he goes, yeah, but I can't miss this slow motion shot. That's fine. That shit was dope. And it just made me say to myself, it has to be a movie starring the 85 South show.

Ooh, what would you do? What would you do? I mean, I got it. I mean, I've been had ideas for them. All right. All the jewelry, but. I don't want to give away. You feel like they got to be in a movie.

It's got to happen. They got to, man. Those guys are brilliant, man. Carlos Chico and D.C. are brilliant. And it's not even the fact that they're just funny. They're what I always say I love in my comedians. Smart and funny. Yeah.

You got to be smart. Like, you can't be a dumb comedian, bro. Like, nobody likes a dumb comedian. Now, your fart jokes ain't going to last. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't care how many times you smash watermelon's all that shit? Like, I need some bars.

Yeah. I need you to make me think. You know what I mean? And to me, to me, they absolutely positively have that, you know? Yeah. And it's just, yeah, it's just very relatable. It's actually, it's a new way of doing comedy almost. Yeah.

Because I've always told you and I've always told Duvall. I think you've mastered it. You've mastered the artist stand-up. Thank you, right? But it's difficult. Very difficult. You know what I'm saying? Y'all spend years, do you still spend years building out of set?

Yeah, of course. See what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? And just riff and kick it and improv and have a good time and people eat that shit up. And I don't know if that shit is better. It's like most people probably know me from Riffin with the crowd because those are the clips that we put out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, when you come to a live show of mine, you know, I might mess with the crowd for a quarter of it. I might mess with a crowd for, I don't know, something around that, Al, intertwined, right? But I have an hour of just material that I'm also going to end up doing that night. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, but the clips that I'm posting are the moments that I have just mess with the crowd. I think people really love that because they know it's like you being a real comedian in the moment, it's not manufactured. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the podcast helps you. Just like the podcast helps the 85 South show because they're used to hearing you have conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can go out there and have that luxury of... They want to fuck with shows. You know what I'm saying? I've listened to the show to just talk.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I've listened to the 85 South show just talk. So you have that luxury of being able to go out there and they're going to give you that grace. Yeah. You know what I mean? Some motherfuckers don't get that grace.

Yeah. You know what I mean? They go out there and let that first joke fly and it's all booze. You know what I mean? Because I don't like all that set up shit no more. I don't know if I like that. Okay. I need it to feel like you're just talking to me, if that makes sense.

Yeah, yeah. I'm not like a joke blower, if you will. There are certain guys who are joke blowers and they're great at it. What's a joke blower? I mean, they're just like, here's a joke about telephones. Here's a joke about Uber. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're really clever and really creative and it's great.

It's just not stylistically what I've ever loved. Like, I've always loved the conversationalists. I've loved like the Patrice O'Neils where it's like it's like it's a conversation with somebody, but it's absolutely hilarious. Yes. but it's real. Like a lot of times, at least when I try to look at my jokes, I want to make sure that I could have that as a conversation with someone.

Like literally, we could be talking about that topic, and I could tell you the joke in conversation, and you'd just laugh, and you wouldn't feel like I'm telling you bits. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's what I like. I'm with you.

But you also have a very high standard for funny because you're used to having funny conversations for a living. Because I got a bunch of comedian friends and just people had it just naturally funny. But also is something that you do regularly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you can see the difference, you know,

it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, a lot of ways it's kind of like diamonds. It's like, you just see a big diamond and you've never seen diamonds before. You're like, oh, that's pretty fancy. But once you've seen some diamonds, you'd be like, ooh, that little one is way nicer than that big one. Yeah. You know.

Or not having one at all. It's really rough. What's crazy, too, is, um... Must, must be, uh... Man, that shit is difficult. Yeah, no, no, no, I know. But I feel, I mean, I'm not going to judge anybody who don't have a ring. You know what I'm saying?

You got to be Nobody wants to commit to you yet. That's all. That's nothing crazy. That's nothing crazy. Just ducking bad by. That's all. That's all.

That's all. Dugging bad by for now. Eventually, you'll meet somebody and they'll want to commit. They're going to lock it down, bro. They're going to put them vegetables on your hand.

I have a question for y'all since y'all wants to throw its subliminals. What are you talking about flow subliminals? Your ring is subliminal. Why are you talking about my grandpa's ring? He said Taylor's ring and sneak dishing. This is like that. Why are you talking about my? my grandpa's ring.

Nobody's talking about your grandpa. We're talking about the wedding ring. We're talking about the ring you don't have. But why do you think every girl aspires to have like a marriage and everything like that? You tell us, y'all are the women. I don't know. Yo, Jill, you're different. You got to understand that.

You're different. You're not the average female. Like, why? I don't need a man to. You can have both. I can't have both. I'm not saying, but I'm not looking for the marriage first. You don't know what's going to come first.

But I'm saying you're making it seem like the rings and most value. like every woman said. I just want to start a competition with you because I know that you're going to go for it with everything in your heart. If she thinks the ring is not valuable, Taylor's boyfriend, if you're out there listening, you don't have to propose with a ring.

You can just ask her since she doesn't think rings are viable. And if I get you a little piece of rope. Give me a house. Give me a house in the ring. I'll be good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. You get on one knee, you propose with a Philadelphia Eagles helmet.

You get her a fucking old school Donovan McNabbard. She would love that. Make sure that goddamn turn turn turn and turn Make sure that shit is playing. What was that? What you mean? What was that beat? Don't act like you don't know what that beat is.

I don't know what beat that is. Wow. Rock the mic. That's how you sound? Wow. Wait, wait, what was that? She says she don't want to ring. That's all.

It's all good. That's cool. You can be like, you'll be fine. You'll be fine. Listen. Rhapsody. winning lyricist of the year at the BET Hip Hop Awards. Oh shit.

You know, that made me feel good. I know you've been really touting her highly for years. Nobody listens to me. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Nobody listens to you. No way. Nationally syndicated radio shows.

It's just good that BET gave her flowers. They got it right. Yeah, they got it right. Lyrics in the year. She's actually one of the best, not for a woman. She's one of the best, period. What's your favorite? We don't have to bring up her period.

There's, what is, what is, what is your, what is your favorite, what is your favorite, what is your favorite rap city bar? Oh, man, my favorite rap city bar. Because you've been talking about Rhapsody for, I feel like three years, minimum. What is my favorite Rhapsody bar? See, I can't quote bars like I used to, but she got, I'll say on the songs to join her with J. Nicole. She's snapping on that. When she says something like a million in the bucks,

something something I give a million and one fucks. I can't recall. You got to hear it. I love how she snaps on power with Kendrick Lamar. So those are the songs you would say to people if you were like, yo, if you want to get into Rhapsody, if you want to just hear some fire lyrics. I would tell them listen to Layla's wisdom. I would tell them listen to Layla's wisdom. And then after you listen to Layla's wisdom, then get into Eve. You know what I mean? Eve was the project she put out. I think last year or the year before last.

But she's just really dope. Like I rate her like I rate Kendrick. I put her up there like that. Like I think that we should be talking about Rhapsody the way we talk about the Kendrix, the Dricks, the J. Coles. You know what I mean? I think she's up there like that. But she got a vagina.

And you think that holds her back. Absolutely, man. It's okay to admit it. It's okay to say that rap is a misogynistic genre. Now, is it because she, She doesn't rap about things that men want to hear. Like, somebody might say that Cardi B wraps in a way that men would like women. That's misogynistic.

And that is misogyny. The only all I can rap about is my pussy to make you care. Yeah. But she also speaks in a way that, I guess, some men hope women speak. And the same way, like, porn is the epitome of what a man might want in sex, but not necessarily what a woman might want in sex. Like, there's a lot of women who watch girl on girl porn because that's to please the woman. clearly, whereas guy on girl porn is made for the male audience and is

Cardi creating that type of rap music? Yes, she's creating, and I fuck her, Cardi. I love Cardi, but yes, it is way more digestible for... She's creating rap music for male fantasy. For male fantasy, but also for women fantasy, too, because I was actually trying to troll the group chat last night. And I didn't get the reaction I wanted because they actually agreed with me. I was just like, I said, if black women supported other black women,

then Rhapsody would be, you know, huge. That was going to be my next. Yeah. And what did you say, Michaela, put her lips on the mic? I'm trying to get you a burkin. Learn to put your lips on the microphone. Oh my gosh. Oh.

But on the microphone, please, fucking A. I just, I don't know what I just say anymore, guys. Somebody had a very good point after I said that. I don't know if it was you or Nile. I think Michaela grew, yo. She do look like. Yeah, I think she grew over COVID. You're like six, six.

You said if black women supported black woman Rhapsody would be the biggest rapper out. And then Naila said she's going to be fine. It's just taking longer because she's not showing skin. And then you said, oh wait, Naila said women don't envy her. And you said, why do you have to envy someone to support them? Like, you want to be her. And that's the truth.

Like, that's what women want. You look at women that you want to be like. Of course. Hence broke woman having conversations about Birkins that they can't afford or will probably never see because you want to be sweetie. You want to have that relationship. You want to touch that wealth or whatever.

So it leads me to what was one of my next questions is what's wrong with being talented as fuck. Nothing's wrong with being talented. I think people only reward talent. People only want to be you if you're talented if you're making super money from it. You know what I'm saying? Like if Rhapsody had the success of a Kendrick where she was selling multi millions of records and, you know, she was, I mean, she'd been in endorsements before, but she was all of a commercial.

You know this type of success I'm talking about. If she had that level of success, would you want to be her then? That's, to be honest, Rhapsody doesn't sell sex. So that's all it is. So you have to sell sex in order to garner people's attention as a woman? As a woman, unfortunately, yeah. That is folks up and y'all should try to change that narrative. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I think that's if you want to garner male attention, right? Because if women are talking about sex, men will listen, right? There's tons of sex podcasts that men will listen to. What's that? What's that? On the mic. Yeah, yeah, on the mic, bro. What is it?

I'm just saying it's women that like wop in here. Oh, that's true. That's true. That's true. But they're the outliers. They're the outliers. Okay. She didn't stop eating that shit.

She's grown too much, bro. Holy shit. How much whop have you eaten over course? What's what got in it? My God. Fucking H-G-H. But your pants don't even fit no more. You're sitting down and them shit look like a priest.

This is wow. I hate you. You are tall. You have gotten bigger. You have gotten taller. You've never seen you in a long time. You're six, seven. You're six foot seven inches tall.

I was trolling Michaela the other day in the group chat too. I just wanted to fuck with her. What did you say? I'm just like, yo, Michaela gained 50 pounds. It's for no reason. Oh, that's fucked up. I don't think you've gained weight, but you have grown. No, but I was setting up.

You have. I was setting up a punchline. I was setting up a punchline. So I was like, yo, Michaela gained 50 pounds. And then she said something. What did you? I don't remember what you said. I have or something like that.

I was like, all that running you did in your video for nothing. She had a music video and she's just running in the video. Oh, I got, where's the music video? I got to check it out. It's really good. Is it about sex? No, actually about love and romance. Listen, I am disappointed that you both think you as a woman.

you have to sell sex. Well, time on, time. We're not saying that we are. One at a time. One at a time. You have to. And also, yeah. So it's not about selling sex, right?

But it's about, like, feeding the demographic. And if men want to hear women talk about sex in a way that they hope in the way that they fantasize women talking about sex, then they'll listen to it. If women are talking about sex like, oh, you're going to need to respect me and kiss me on the forehead, tuck my hair behind my ears and then missionary me. I don't think any guys like, oh, yeah, that's fire. I want to listen to that. We want to hear hit the dangly thing in the back of your throat.

Because we look at the back of your throat like, yo, I think I might be able to hit that dangly. As an old, I'm 42, right? So I grew up off just women who had skills. So if you were just dope, you get respect and you get more respect. It's like if Michaela, Michaela's tall, right? Yeah, but Sal and Pepper was singing about sex. Not them.

I'm talking about, like, I'm talking about Queen Latifah. Eve was talking about Queen Latifah. I'm talking about MC Light. I'm talking about Eau. I'm talking about Yoyo. I'm talking about Moni Love. Like, these women could wrap their ass off, Rod Digger. Like, put it like this.

McKela's 6'9. Right, right? Yeah, yeah. But if she actually dumped, like, you saw her on the court and she crossed a dude up and dumped, you'd be like, oh, shit. It's a different level of respect because she's a woman. So when you see women getting busy with rap and they're just as good as the guys are better, that's what you salute and you respect. Yeah. Like, we saluting Lauren Hill because she got busy with bars.

You salute Remy Ma because she got busy with bars. That was a different time at music, too. In general, now, people like to listen to garbage. And that's men, too. Like, a lot of people don't talk about J. Cole anymore. We love J. Cole, but people would rather listen to a little baby. Who's the highest selling rap, female rapper of all time? Who is the high-selling?

Nikki Minaj. Nikki can rap. Nikki can rap. Nikki can rap. What does she rap about recently? What does she rap about recently? But she raps about male fantasy, though. Not all the time.

Your Anna Kana don't want none of the time. Every second third. Literally. Every song she talks about these niggas is my stuff. Yeah, it was a different type of text. It's how she's doing it though. Like, it's so... I like her bars.

When I first started when I loved her when she was... She was snapping. You know what I mean? Don't get me wrong. She rap about sex, but she was snapping. It wasn't just... That's true, but now all her music videos are her in a blowup pool with, you know, colorful bikinis on shaking her ass.

Okay, explain Missy then. Missy's... People are probably argued that Missy's probably the most talented female I don't know art rapists. But I respect Missy and her legendary status from when music was when people valued women who actually had bars and talent. Not true. Because Missy came up in the Little Kim. But Missy came out now.

But Missy came out in the Little Kim Foxy Brown air. She came out in the air. Little Kim, male fantasy. Foxy Brown. But if Missy tried to come out now, people would not accept her. I don't know, yo. I think that. She would be in the same boat as Rhapsody.

I think now. Was Missy able to transcend? And what's, and that other rapper's name, Chica? I love her. Chichology. I love her. She's amazing. She's a big girl.

Oh, she rap last night? Yeah. She's like, she was the best rapper on the, on the freshman class list. But no one really pays too much attention to her because she is. But because no one's attracted to her, though. I think it's more. I don't believe. Okay, so listen.

All right. Lizzo doesn't necessarily fit. Let's talk about Lizzo. The standards that people. try to have a conversation about this before. Missy didn't fit standards. I think you can change any narrative with talent. I think Lizzo's talent is what gets her over.

I think Missy's talent is what got her over. Yo, that's a good point. Why do women have to be beautiful? Why can't they just be talented? I think that's super sexist, right? Say what? Yeah, but besides that, like, it sucks to me because, like,

there's always a conversation around Lizzo whether she's beautiful or not. And I'm like, why does it have anything to do with it? It sucks that women are forced to also be beautiful alongside anything else they do. Like if you're a pilot, you can't just be a beautiful. You have to be a beautiful pilot, right? Like, it's nonstop about even Michelle Obama. She can't just be smart.

She's got to be beautiful as much. Like, why? No dude has got to be beautiful as smart. Yeah. Don't put that pressure on yourself, man. Because actually you're objectifying yourself when you do that. You think that's going to be able to ourselves? Yeah.

Yeah. We're here talking about talent. Micrah! Micrah! Oh, no. Yeah, Michaela. Do you want a burgin for Christmas or not? I actually show these dudes, you can talk on the mic.

I want a year of rents, please. Women do, we're very critical of ourselves, but we're going to act like men haven't made that. Exactly. Don't believe that. No, it is on your series. It's stop. It's your, it's your fantasy. It's our, but no, no, it is our fault that we're, um, giving us.

We're buying into it, though. Hold on. We are preconditioned by God. Right? Don't leave yet because you're going to talk again. You want to just sit down? Okay. Say what?

This doesn't go that way. Oh, no. That's fine. I'm good. We're predisposition by God. You don't want to be close to a tall woman? Not. This doesn't, like.

Oh, okay. You're scary? Come on. We like hot girls, man. We don't want to like them. It's annoying. But we do. It's just what it is, right?

I think women like successful men. Successful doesn't have to be rich, by the way. You can be the best at darts. But they're going to be women... You better be making some money off them darts. Exactly. Hey, hey, compared to other dart players. Yeah.

You don't got to be compared to a banker. But I think women like greatness. I think you're attracted to greatness and you're attracted to success. I think that that is like a natural innate thing, okay? That's not to say you don't find men good looking, but you could deal with an okay-looking dude this incredibly successful. Like you said,

a lot of these rappers ain't good-looking, right? Like, are they good-looking a lot of these rappers? No, they're not classically handsome. Come on. Name them. Exactly, I'm gonna say, Low baby. Wow, y'all disrespectful.

The only ones I think is cute. I hope the girls see y'all in the street and put hands on you. She's like Taylor's tight. Put a seat right next to Alex. Put a fucking seat right next to Alex, please. How are we disrespectful? We're not attracted to a little baby.

We're not saying that he's a bad rapper. I'm just like that. Y'all sitting around having conversations about how y'all think little baby look. We're not having conversations. You just asked us. No, because y'all said that together simultaneously. Like, y'all been thinking about this. Yeah, I'm serious.

Yeah, y'all said that. You all said that sucks. You know, I don't know. We never had conversations about that. All jokes aside, I'm not even playing. Is this such thing as an ugly man? No, we don't be, we don't come in ugly, bro. We don't come in ugly.

We don't come in ugly. Charlene. He got news. skin now. That's why he wouldn't be like, he's not something his ugly. I've never, not. You were you were fucking ugly, man. No, no, no, no, no.

You know what I was? I was medium handsome. I've always been medium handsome. No, you were medium ugly. No. There would be medium ugly. I'll be honest though. And I don't mind saying this about men. I can say if a guy's attractive or not attractive, you glowed up, bro.

I'm not going to lie. You did glowed up because you were fucking ugly. I never realized this. And now you're handsome, bro. Because you're confident. And I always overachieved in the WAP department. That's true. And the what?

In the WWWWWD department. And I was always the guy women would come on to. Because you're funny. You're funny. You think so? What kind of women? I said it. Beautiful women.

Funny. Successful. Before success, though. It's high school. It's high school baddest girl. Oh, high school doesn't count. Tongue kissing me. I'm like, oh.

What? That school does not count. High school doesn't count because there might be some like, who was in your high school? Like how many people? Y'all think high school will count. And they might be ugly now. I can't wait until you become successful so a guy can talk about fingering you in ninth grade. And then you can tell me about how high school don't count.

Oh. Your finger ain't being when you lost your virginity. Well, I didn't do any of that until college. Really? That's good. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. Why?

I don't know. I was really heavy in church. And then a lot of guys didn't talk to me. Because you was tall. No, because I was really skinny. It's awkward looking. Yeah, I had braces. Oh.

Yeah. So when I got to college, that's when I started pulling the men. And that's why you treat men so bad now. I treat men amazingly. You treat men so bad now because how they treated you when you were skinny with braces? That's what this is about? I treat everyone with love and compassion.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. We don't care about tail-in. When did you start getting into girls? I actually kissed my first girl in elementary school, but I didn't. have sex with girls until

sophomore year. What's sex? Of college. Yeah, what is? Bro, no, I'm to rush it. Sex with girls. Tell us mad funny, yo.

Tell us bad funny. Tell you about the birds and the birds. Yeah. Because it doesn't make, like, pro pro pro, bro. Do y'all scissors?

That sex? Like, I just want to know what sex. I'm like, you know, not trying to be funny. I'm just, I'm trying to understand. Yeah, what is sex? Like, what do you consider?

It's funny because I was just talking on this group in this app called Clubhouse yesterday, and we were talking about this lesbian sex. And it's like a long, long journey of foreplay, lesbian sex. Pussy cock scissors. What? You all play that game? What? What?

What? What? What did he? What? He's some out. Lock paper scissors? He tried to do it. Right.

Hey, man, you got to shoot. You missed 100% of the shoot. shots you don't take, God damn. Not all girls use a strap. Can we build from that? It's strap paper, scissors. That's what it is. Strap paper scissors.

That's your next single. That's your next single. That's she going to go. So it's levels to lesbian sex? Yes, there are levels. Yeah. Interesting. But it is a marathon. Why does it have to last so long?

Why can't you just... Because know how long it takes for you to get your woman warmed up and, you know, and you guys are using your penises. So if that's not involved, It's just literally just you guys warming each other up. So if it's a marathon, how many laps around the track do you have to take? That shit sounds too much, bro. It depends on the girl.

Yeah, because it's going to take a long time for us to come. Like more than five minutes? Five minutes, ten minutes? No, it could be hours. Man, get out of here, yo. You talk about eating. So your tongue be hurting. Yeah, you get locked jaw and all that.

Get out of here, y'all. I mean, between eating, between scissering, edging, you pull out toys. Edging? What's edging? That's her hair? I mean, edging you can do in a straight

in a straight relationship as well. No, what is edging for us? Edging is when you get somebody to the point of ejaculation or like when they're about to come and then you stop.

Why would you do that after hours? Wait, that's it. It intensifies your actual nut when it happens. Straight couples do that as well. No. And a lot of people love it in like dominatrix.

I edge myself so I don't disappoint my dress. If a guy, if you're fucking guy Or if I'm Having sex with a guy or I'm having sex with a guy or having sex with my dude whatever And he was like Don't come yet, that shit would turn me the fuck

On if I'm about to, oh my God It's kind of like when you guys have to pull out To stop yourself from coming quick You don't even make that face You gotta think about something else so that you don't come quick What do you think me? Yo, me telling a girl not to go Please.

That's hilarious I'd be like please Wait, Taylor, they're like, they're 40. They don't have that. No, but what's her trying to? I have no edge control. Hold on. Okay.

I have no edge control. Yeah. That's number one. All right. Number two, every time my wife told me not to come, she's pregnant. Already did, babe. No need. I already did.

I'm already, I already did. Sorry. You know what I mean? So come, don't come. What? Because women know. They can feel it. They can feel it.

By the time I'm there, I'm there. I'm there. How do you hold that shit? Man. I'm not talking for a guy. I'm just saying for a guy to tell me not to. That is, that has turns me the fuck on. Really?

Yeah, because I'm in it and then you tell me not to you. Like, oh, I want you so bad. Like, it's like, it's a switch type of situation. Really? You don't know. Paige, you don't know what I'm talking about? It's a black thing then. I don't know what you talk about.

Wait, your boyfriend's black. So he don't do that? I've heard of, like, guys whispering in your air, like, come for me. I don't want to hear about none of y'all sex life, to be honest with you. I do, I do It's funny And you're gonna try it later Hell yeah

All I'm learning from this conversation I'm gonna say she's gonna not come I'm gonna piss her ass off That's what's gonna happen I can't do this shit You gotta do it when she's about When she's saying like she's about to No that's what she needs the most focus

When my girl's about to come I don't even move I was just like you got it I just go comatose I look like the gargoy on top of her fucking buildings When my woman is about to come Is that I don't come to Because that's the worst feeling in the world

The worst feeling is when you know she's about to. And you come too fast. And you're like, God damn. And she need about seven more strokes, but you only got three? You ever pull out, bustling your stomach and then try to rub her dick up against, what, her dick? Rub her pussy up against your dick, like riding it. I'm confused. Okay.

You're about to come. Yes. Right? You know she's about to come. Okay? But you got to pull out because you can't get her pregnant again. Got you got you. Okay?

So you're on your back, obviously. and then what you do is you pull out and then just let her dry hump you to try to get her off. What is she dry humping? I'm soft. Wait, you're immediately soft after you busts? Don't take me long, buddy. Really?

Oh, man. Wait. You always see when the Hulk is like really mad? Yeah. But then when he calms down, he's just laying there. Bruce Banner's just that fast? So you're Bruce Banner that quick. Yeah, yeah.

It don't take me long at all. Wow. That's interesting. I still, I'm still walking around with a little thang on me. Really? Yeah. I don't even want to be touched. No, I don't want to be touched. I don't want to be touched. Let me alone. I'm sensitive.

You know what I mean? The biggest lie I ever told is when you, you know, you say to your girls, I'm like, yo, you want me to eat you out or something? You know, good a way you ain't got no energy to do. I can't do that. I can't do that. No, it's over. No, no, I can't do that. I'm also learned from this conversation that men definitely eat vagina better than women. Because Michaela is telling me that it takes them hours. Hours? Not to come, but like, you come.

multiple times is a woman. If your woman is only coming once during sex, then that's kind of black. Sorry. Wait, what? Say this again? Especially, depending if you have like a squirder and stuff like that, they're going to squir.

You're going to come multiple times. Oh, no, that's true. Is this like a wage gap thing? That's very true. What is this thing? Men have won that in them. Women come multiple times during sex. You know what, man?

I actually do. They do? They should. If you're doing it, right. I feel bad for all of men who have women who don't squirt. I feel bad for all of men who have women that don't squirt. That don't squirt. Yeah, because you don't know if you're doing it.

No, but the squirt isn't coming. The squirt is just squirt. Nope, that's not true. It's not true. It's not come. It's definitely come. It's not come. It's not come.

It's urine. It's mostly urine. Sounds like a man who's never made a woman squirt. Listen. I'm like, how do I go with this? I'm not going to go. I'm not going to sit here and go, I've made tons of women squirt. Well, you know, but I can't go not. So I'm just stalled out.

Okay, that be said, yes, yes, of course I've made girls squirt. It's not them coming. They might be able to time to come with the squirt, but the squirt is just pee. Women don't have sacks full of cum in their body. Yellow, it's nice. Pea smells like pee, man. Yeah. It's fluid, it's fluid.

No, it's not cum. Michaela, you don't have anything. You're a lesbian. I don't think it's true. Fuck you know about cum. We don't know anything about cum. Okay? I'll tell you about cum.

I actually have cum. You and your girl just peeing all over each other Like some Donald Trump Russia hooker romp You're just making SeaWorld In your fucking room For no reason Thank you

I was gonna say look Wait, page Listen, read Listen on mic Give me a phone Give me a phone right here Give me a phone Who's a creamer?

Okay What's a creamer? What are you're like 45? Why do you not know this? Yeats infection. Y'all ready? No, it's nice. All ready?

Everybody, take Michaela's mic. Okay. I know you're excited to be in front of one of those things again, but... That's what you don't know what to do it. I know. You're missing it. Okay. Around it.

Ready? So the present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analysis indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity. Although a marginal concentration. of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exist. I'd be making my woman prostatic. It's watered down urine. That's what it says right here.

Exactly. So what is urine in? If this is watered down urine up water. Yeah, dude, come on, bro. Humpty dumpty. Listen, what a fucking idiot. It's not funny, but this is what's going to happen. I think it's going to be a lot of dumb shit like this next.

week if Trump loses. What's that? This guy stole a bulldozer. Okay. Right? Just to run over Biden signs in people's lawn. Now, mind you, is Florida. We know Florida is a different level of fuckery. They never disappoint. But I do think we're going to see a lot of this on November 3rd. Florida, man, drunk only stills bulldozer. That's what I just told you. I know, but bulldozer. Yes, that shit is like on Grimlins too. You never watch Grimlins too? Yeah, great. When the guy stole, when the Grimlins stole a bulldozer and then he busts through the fourth wall. Because, you know, Grimless, too, was all satire.

It was about how sequels are absurd. Yeah. That's what I think we're going to see a lot of next week when the election happens. You're not anticipating any violence on a high level? Depends who wins. Depends who wins, right? I think it depends who wins. I don't know.

I don't know. Who do you think is going to win? I really don't know. I have PTSD from 2016. and honestly, I just don't know because, you know. They're saying Biden's popular. They're saying Biden wins popular vote. Biden's a popular vote right now.

Yeah, but so what? Hillary won the popular vote by $4 million. I know. That's how I was looking right to. Going into the election, Hillary was up by 14%. Like, here's the thing about Trump and his administration. Now, I do see a lot of people pulling away from Trump. So if I had to bet, bet, I would say that, you know, Biden, Harris would win

because, like, they're pulling out ads in Florida and everything. You know, he don't have the money. You know what I'm saying? So that's a tale. sign that, you know, shit might not be sweet. Wait, what are you saying with that? With the ads in Florida? They're pulling out.

They're pulling out his ads in Florida. Pulling out his ads. What does that mean? Like pulling his ads from TV and shit. Oh, so they're not running more ads. Is that them thinking, we can't win Florida? Let's not waste them money over here? That's what I'm thinking.

You know what I mean? Especially when they low on funds because Florida's a big state for them. But, yo, who knows? Like, they just give me the impression that I will not lose. You know, Jay said, I will not lose. That's what Trump gives me that impression. Especially all the people that come out for those shows that he does, man. And I'm just scared of the court.

I think if it's close, it goes to that scenario I told you all. I read about a couple weeks ago. And he got the courts on his side. I don't fucking know. We'll see. All I'm simply telling everybody is to prepare themselves because motherfuckers is stealing bulldozers and driving over lawns with Biden signs. motherfuckers is out here trying to kidnap, you know, governors of states.

You know what I'm saying? Like two people in the past week have been arrested for plotting to kidnap and kill Joe Biden and sending to Kamala Harris. When I was in South Carolina, I was in South Carolina this week because I was hosting a rally for my man Jamie Harrison. You know, Jamie Harrison is competing against Lindsey Graham. And it's a good chance that he can win. And like, I'm talking to people there telling me how they're getting chased on the highway. But having Biden-Harris paraphernalia on their cars. Like, South Carolina different, bro.

That's how I'm scared. My brother lives there. In South Carolina? What part? Myrtle Beach. Yo, there's a big-ass bill. I don't know if this billboard is anywhere else, but there's a big-ass-ass billboard coming from Charleston.

I saw it in the airport. That shit says, make men men again. Let's go. No, I fuck with that. It don't say shit out. I fuck with that, yeah. It's just make men, men again. I don't know what that shit was advertising.

There was nothing. else on it. I like that. So I can a lot of different, bro. I'm into that. But that's, it's old school conservative values. But make men men again, that's conservative?

Depends what they mean by that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? What if it's just like, yo, we got to get back to that man's shit. What is man's shit, though? Fucking on your back, man.

Get on your back. Let that dick go full mass. I don't know what man's shit is, man. You know? Protect and provide, man. That's one. but I don't know what man's shit is anymore. But would you say that like the new man doesn't feel like they should protect and provide for their wife?

They might be like, well, we should both protect each other. They don't have to. No, sorry, both protect ourselves and both provide for ourselves. The new man is different because they got Instagram. So the thing about Instagram and social media, you can pretend to do a lot of things on that. But our era actually had to be out there in the field getting things actually done. I don't think you should say get out there in the field. Shut up.

But it's like women, men don't have to do anything for women except post them. You know what I mean? And I say it's the same thing because I never post my girl, bro. Me neither. Never. I'm thinking about posting in November though. Like, post-election or something? Yeah, only because I, only because my, um.

You kind of posted her. Kind of. Only because my home girl, my sister, Alicia Renee, her, her born days in November. And I always tease her about being the third wheel. Like I literally clown her on Instagram Every year on her birthday for being the third wheel And I have a great picture of her being the third wheel It's amazing.

Like it's a really amazing picture. Yeah, but too, you would cover your girl. That's the only reason not to promote his girl To make fun of him someone else. Yeah, to make fun of Alicia. That's the only thing. This guy's crazy, bro. You are a wild-ass dude, bro.

I'm finally going to, I'm finally going to post my girl. That's crazy. You're crazy. You are crazy. I didn't even think about that. How is that not the first thing you thought of? I love so much that my girl does not want to be posted. She doesn't want that attention.

I could never be with a girl that needs that attention, bro. No. Tag me. Tag me this. It's just like, yo, I'm here with you. I have this lavish everything playing for you because it's your birthday, all this other stuff. But it's not complete until I post it. Fuck out of here.

And I hate any justification for that shit because I know people try to justify. Michaela. I was a name Michaela. Yeah, like if you fucking me, you better post my music videos. I want to be... Let's pay some bills. I got to pee, man. Let's do it.

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Listen, let's do some church announcements. Okay, let's do it. The announcements are a very important part of what we do in church. I just want to salute. Oh, big announcement for you. We didn't even talk about this. Oh, no, that's why I was saying

my new partners at Audible. Yeah, we announced this week that me and Kevin Hart are launching a new company. Amazing. With Audible, where we will be creating audio scripted content.

Okay. So essentially it's like TV shows, documentaries, films, but in the audio version. Love it. You know, we've been working on this for like a year and a half, probably more. Because, you know, when you're building companies, like actual real companies, they take time.

Yeah, yeah. So... Dot the eyes crossed the team, man. Got it's out the eyes crossed the tease, you know, when you're trying to create, you know, legacy verticals. Yeah. You know what I mean? To put black creatives in great spaces, it takes a while. Especially when you, you know, partnering with, you know, major companies like Audible, but, you know.

Which is owned by. Who's Audible owned by? Amazon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. And, like, you know, the audio scripted space is such a dope space. And I don't think, I don't think black creators have gotten into it yet. You know what I mean? You think about like cereal.

You think about what's that show that they just turned into a TV show that Julia Roberts is. And I think it's called The Hunting. Oh, yeah, the HBO thing or something like that? No, it's on Amazon. Oh, it's on Amazon. Interesting. So it's just like, you know, for all of the creatives who have these great ideas,

who may not necessarily get that break for TV or film, let's start it off as an audio play. Well, I think what's brilliant about this is that the barrier to entry is way lower. It's way lower, especially with costs, right? Yes. To record something is way less expensive than actually like film it. Now here's the brilliant thing. You create a massively popular storyline podcast on Audible, which is owned by Amazon. What else does Amazon also have?

Amazon Prime. You take that story, you flip it right into Prime, and then all of a sudden you have your TV show. It's the perfect funnel into creating those shows. Even if it doesn't go to Amazon Prime, like Kev got heartbeat productions. I got Cedar God World Productions. Like, you know, Kev is super duper into the TV film guy, TV film side. I dabble in the TV film side. I'm getting my chops up, getting my credits up in that.

And so it's just like, yo, this is just the perfect thing. Like you said, you know, the barrier of entry is very low. And we're able to take more risk. You know what I'm saying? So a lot of the things that TV companies or film companies may pass on, even though it could be a great idea, we can actually execute. Now we've got proof of concept. and we're building an audience for this thing.

You know what I mean? And now the name of the game is proof of concept. Nobody's spending money if it hasn't been proved. That's it. So you know, you got to look at the audio space. Like I've always, you know, I'm an audio guy. I do radio, you know what I'm saying? I do podcast, right?

So it's just like, how do you constantly keep elevating the audio space? To me, this is how you elevate the audio space. You know what I mean? So I cannot wait to show y'all, you know, just some of the things that we've been cooking up, you know, some of the creatives that, you know, we've connected with, you know, some of the projects that we're rolling out. I'm actually, yeah, I'm, I'm, will you tell us?

Yeah, I mean, we'll put, I'm definitely, I'm definitely trying to get something out this year. Okay. I already started working on it, so I'm pretty sure that. Can you tell us about it at all or now? It'll be done this year, right, yeah, it'll be done this year. Nah, I want to say, but it's interesting. It's just, you know, we're just able to have, um, it's, Dope. That's all I'm going to say.

Okay. And Kev got some dope stuff that he's cooking up. And, you know, we got some really, really good things on the table. And I just look forward to giving, you know, creatives the opportunity to create. And people will be having great ideas and you got to go into these TV executives and these film executives and try to convince them. Why are we trying to convince anybody in 2020? When we can just show them that the shit works. There we go.

You know what I'm saying? There we go. And once we show them that it works, now they got to come to us. Cut the check. And deal with us on our terms. I love it. That's it. I think it's great.

So, smooth to my guy, Kev, Kevin Hart. And, yeah, just look to see what we cook up with Audible. And also, too, for church announcements on Black Effect Podcast Network. We launched Ebony Williams last week. Nina Turner is out. Teslin Figaro is out. Steve Smith cut to it. Steve Smith is actually top 50 in sports now.

That's sick. Yeah, Steve Smith is Steve Smith cut to it is top 50 in sports. All the Smoke is top 10 in sports. Teslin is like top 125 in sports. Ebony was good. cooking last week. Last time I looked, Ebony was like number 30 in news, which is big.

Because news is, you know, Ben Shapiro and Rush Limbaugh and CNN and Fox and all that. But her holding court is very, very good. I encourage y'all to go listen to the new episode about Brianna Taylor about the one that came out last week. What's the new episode this week? She explained it really well. Yes. They're doing

the Supreme Court. They're doing the Supreme Court? And why they should expand the Supreme Court? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's going to be a good. But the argument for expanding the Supreme Court? Yes, which they should do. I mean, and somebody even explained to me because when I was in Homelandist, South Carolina, this week, I said, packed the Supreme Court,

and they was like, stop using that language. What do you mean, stop using that language? They're like, don't say PAC. Yeah. They expand. I'm like, okay. But why should they? Just so I know.

Balance. You can't have a Supreme Court. That's got a 6-3 conservative vote. Like, that's not work for nobody. That's not America. So should the Supreme Court, I guess. And it shouldn't be 6-3 either way, by the way. No, no, I understand what you're saying.

I guess the idea with the Supreme Court is that these people are supposed to be the most objective minds. And we know they're not. And we know they're not based on their voting record. They do tend to vote based on their politics. But their political parties shouldn't matter if they were being objective. It just so happens that how they interpret a constitution is affected by their political. Yes. It just so happened that Trump has appointed three people that see things his way or Republicans way.

Yeah, as a Democrat would do. I mean, to be honest with you, I don't know, because I've never paid, I've always, I've always looked at the Supreme Court and I always just thought in my mind it's supposed to be objective. That's why I never got upset of people who called Clarence Thomas and Uncle Tom, you know what I mean? Like, I just never, I just always thought they were supposed to be objective, but now you're like, okay, you can't, you can't have a Supreme Court, that's six. So the idea is to add more people. So it's fair. So that it's even. So then we shouldn't make it based.

Then we should just make six positions for Democrats, six positions for Republicans. That would make sense, right? I mean, what would make sense is that they could be truly objective and keep their politics. Never happened. That's what's unfortunate. Because the inception of these roles

where it doesn't matter what your political leanings are. But I guess it just hasn't. How do you even pick that? That's like the 44,000 when you were a Jehovah's Witness. Like when I grew up with Jehovah Witness, they would always talk about the, I think it's the $144,000. And it's like the $144,000. people who are going to heaven.

Wow. Do you understand? It's more people that die to Corona than there's going to heaven in the Jehovah religion. So my point is, how do you know? What is a person done? To make sure that they're going to heaven.

How do you know for a fact this person is one of the 144,000? I mean, you just got to accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior. Everybody does that. Well, then they go. That's the rule. But it's only 144,000.

Maybe that's like a biblical. number. Maybe it's like Celsius, you know, and it's like way less, but it feels way more. I don't know. But listen, let's get the, what are we going to do? I think we're doing Ask an Idiot. You want to go right to ask an idiot? All right. Let's do Asking an idiot. Then what we got, Taylor, gang? You sure? Sure about that. I think we've done a decent amount of time, right? I know, but I'm saying we didn't do shit. You're not going to care about it.

Okay, let's see. Let's see if we care about any of this. All right. Hit us with shit. We're not going to care. Shit you're not going to care about next week. Let's see if we give a fuck about any of this stuff. Number of early U.S. voters already surpasses the same total figure for 2016. That's old, actually. That shit is at like 60 million now. Yeah. I did that.

Maybe we will give a fuck about that next week because we'll see if it mattered. Fake Melania debate night photos sparks theory, different teeth and face. What does that mean? What does that mean? Some people think that she has a double. Yeah, of course she does. She might just got a new teeth. No.

Nah, she got a body double. She got plenty of doubles. He definitely has a double. Yeah, a bunch. Why? That's your regular. Really? Politicians, yeah.

I didn't know that shit. So who's Trump's body double? No, Trump doesn't have one. But he got, like, because she only needs to be there like in the background waving and then she goes back, right? Yeah, so you got a little body double.

He's cheating if you fuck your bonnie double? You're body. Your body double. If it's your wife? No I'm saying. If it's your wife's bonny double? Hey, bro. That's like the stupid.

Stunt pussy. Pussy. I hate you. You might be able to smash out the stunt pussy. That's what it is. Why she looks so much like you? Like, who's fault is that? Okay, Marlon wins on Tiffany.

I thought this was a very honest moment. I like this. Marlon told Tiffany, because Tiffany asked him why you never cast me in no movies. And Marlon said, me and my family always say, you're funny. as producers, you hire and cast people, you are always funny, but you are always on 10, and sometimes you just be inappropriate. Hey, when you ask questions,

make sure you're ready for the answers. Wait, wait. What happened? Who asked this? Tiffany. Tiffany was guest hosting Ellen. Marlon Williams was a guest. And Tiffany asked Marlon, suit to Tiffany. Love Tiffany. Tiffany asked Marlon, you know,

why your family never cast me in no movies. And that was Marlon's answer. He said, you'd be on 10, and sometimes you just be inappropriate. I mean, why should he have to cast her? It's an entitled question. No, no, no, he don't. Nah, when you would ask that, though.

You'd think? Yeah, man. Especially when you're, because you got to think Tiffany has blown up. Right. You know what I'm saying? So it's not like... So even after blown up, she's still a kid cast? No, no, no, no, no.

She's blown up. Everybody knows Tiffany's a star. She's great at what she does. So she's asking Marlon, you saw me all these years. Why did you never put me in anything? If you think I'm so talented now. You understand what I'm saying? Wow.

Yeah, I think that's a valid question. Interesting. You wouldn't ask that to somebody? Why you didn't cast me? After you blown up? I know why. Shultz. What?

I've heard you shit on networks. Yeah, that's what I do. You let them know they fucked up. There's a bear shit in the woods, man. You're talking to the big bear. Big bear. Big bear. Big bear.

Big smoky. Where the salmon eye? Wendy fans think she was on drugs during taping. I've been telling y'all this shit for a path year and a half. Nobody listens to me because I got a fucking list. All right? I told y'all that that fucking production company, Deb Barr Mercury, should be ashamed in themselves

because they keep fucking rolling Wendy out there on some weekends at Bernie shit. And they're like, yo, just go out here and get us our fucking money. Like, you know this woman has a problem. Like, stop it already. Like, we are watching television. We have eyes. We have ears. We can tell something is off.

Remember when she called that shit, the Kravona virus? Man, come on, exactly, man. It's like, come on, stop. Allegedly, though. Allegedly? Allegedly?

That she's on some drugs? Allegedly? I didn't say allegedly? I didn't say allegedly? You did it after the fact. You after allegedly. Shit, that must be making too much money. I need to give something back.

What am I doing all this money? Allegedly, allegedly. But, yeah, you know, you can just look on television and tell something. wrong and I think it's very sad the way that they are absolutely doing her. Like I hope I don't ever get in a position where somebody's just like, fuck that,

we got to make money. You got to care about the person you're in business with. Yeah. You know what I mean? It sucks when you become a carbon machine. Wasn't he allegedly doing that already before she got on TV? I mean, no, she's on record letting you know that she used to do drugs. What's that right there? That's

the break. I didn't know why I could not. Let me see. Oh, that's right. We didn't even talk about Kanye and Rogan, man. I couldn't get through it. I'm going to tell you why I stopped. I don't know who did this breakdown, but it's great. I can tell you exactly where I stopped. I go. I'll tell you where I did. I stopped at Bruce and Brindley. I take, no, I might have got to the parallels between government and the music industry. Oh, I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. That's where I kind of tap it down. Yeah, I didn't get the money in classism. I didn't get to Tesla, Edison and physics. Yeah, I didn't, yeah, I didn't, yeah, I didn't get it. I love, you know what I love Rogan. I love, Rogan don't be letting shit slide. It'd be shit. It'd be shit. It'd be shit. It'd be riding to and it'd be like that's what I'm thinking because I'm riding and I'm hearing Kanye talk

about it's like Bruce and Brandon Lee and this and that and Joe goes okay what's the Bruce and Brandon Lee correlation I didn't get it I'm like I didn't fucking get it either yes please make him explain that shit but that's what that's what I realize what Kanye does is that he just hops from lily pad to lily pad of like famous people's names right but he doesn't have any depth in the conversation so what I love about Rogan is he'll just be like well let me explain Bruce and Brandon Lee and then Connie will try to explain and then it will prove that he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. And then they'd be like,

well, that wasn't exactly what us. So it was just this perfect opportunity to see how full of fucking shit Kanye. Kanye is so full of shit. It's unbelievable, bro. Yeah, it's kind of crazy, man. And it's actually sad to watch somebody of his stature be such a name drover.

He's a name drover. He's a clout chasing. Like, he's talking about how much money he got. I got $5 million, $300 million cash. But then he'll tell you, but it's not about money. It's like, so why you talk about it, bro? No one asks you. I couldn't get through it.

I mean, I'm sure that it was probably some jewels in there. We're there? I don't know. Were there, Jules, bro? I was not interested in three hours. You, Rogan, and obviously I'm biased because I love Rogan, but he gave him, he gave Kanye the opportunity to explain himself, and he gave him so much understanding, not giving a pushback about the experiences he went through, and Kanye still flopped.

You know why people love Kanye, though? Please tell me. They love Kanye because Kanye's like that cousin who's always. come in with these wild ideas and he throws enough things against the wall that something stick. You know what I mean? And when they stick, they stick, stick.

So you'll always give him your ear. And you know that he has to just talk, talk, talk in order to get to whatever it is he's trying to present to you. You know what I'm saying? So for whatever reason, people are able to weed through a lot of the rhetoric to get what they want out of it.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I guess it works. Odell torn ACL. How y'all feel about that, ladies? Don't care. Between him and Jack Prescott with their injuries this year? Yeah.

Do you think quarantine had anything to do with it? Like, they were all training and stuff, but... It's just football. True. Football's dangerous, you know? It is. You know what I mean? You know what I'm saying?

I'm going to let this lesbian lecture me on some football shit, right? Don't talk to me about balls, Michaela. All right? Okay. I'm just joking with Kayla. I love you. I'm teasing.

New York undercover reboot could air on Peacock. Yeah, okay, I don't give a fuck. Kenya Bears doing the Richard Pride thing. I think that should be good because he comes from that era. Mike Tyson just released an EDM song called I'm Mike Tyson. Never heard of that. Is that real? Moon could become space gas station.

I have a feeling that's a, that's a, already happening. Let's go. No, I feel like this is already happening. I feel like the moon is people are there. Let's do it. Not humans. People are there. Let's go. I've watched a lot of different documentaries on it. They're about they're about aliens, bro. I'm with it. I want people to leave. I'll buy your apartment. Offset and Common host Joe Biden event. That's Friday. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I don't know if that's the look, Joe. They asked me to be there. Really? Yeah, yeah, they did. Asked me to be there. So, yeah, they did. Ask me to be there. So, The voting thing.

Interesting. I declined, no. I haven't declined. I just haven't hit them back yet. I guess now is my formal. That's the form. I guess I just formally declare. If it's the same thing, I know they did ask me to do something in Atlanta Friday when

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What do we got? for G.I. A. I guess. If there was one person you could meet again for the first time, who would it be? And why? There was one person you could meet again for the first time. Who would it be?

And why? Probably my wife. Man, I was just thinking about my fiance. Word? Yeah. Yeah, probably my wife. Because the first time we met was dope. But it was, because it wasn't like, the first time I met her was at a carnival. You met it? Yeah. We was at a carnival.

What were you performing in? What was your... You was in that tank and they were throwing the balls at you? You know what I'm saying? No, it was at a fair. It was at a fair. And we actually rode on a ride together.

But, I mean, we weren't... I wasn't trying to holl at her or nothing. It was just... She said she felt sorry for me because I was about to get on a ride with a big girl. Oh, shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So she said she felt sorry for me. I don't know. Did we ride to ride together? She got disliked you. That was her move to say that. We didn't, I mean, I didn't, we didn't. So she was trying to save you from being into teacups with a big girl? Yeah, why does she care so much?

I don't know. She didn't want that shit to snap off and just, well, we didn't start kicking until years later, though. So it was. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it was just a random thing. Like, we was at a fair together. It's a little, it's a little, it's a small town.

So we had the fair together and I met her then. And it's weird, right? Because you think about life and you think about, we even talking about the avengers and all that shit like that. And you talk about things that was supposed to happen. Was that the moment I was supposed to get on the ride with her? Oh, you know what I mean? To meet her and all of this other type of stuff. Like, I wonder if that was it.

Interesting. Because I remember that so vividly. I remember like that moment so vividly. How old were you guys? I don't even remember, yo. We was definitely still in grade school. Wow. Yeah, yeah, definitely still in grade.

Do y'all know, you went to the same school? Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. Well, I was spelled by the time. You know. I slept. But, yeah. Berkeley High School.

Berkeley High School, all that shit like that. It's weird. Yeah, but definitely my wife. You see you if you guys. Yeah, man. What happened the first time you met? I forgot. That's why I want to do that.

Yeah. Let me run that back, bro. When my kids asked me. Yeah, I know exactly what happened. First time you met your mom, like, Hey, babe, what was it like when we met each other? Babe, you tell the story better. You tell us.

No, I just, I would love to reenact that first time. Like, see what it was like, you know, see, tap into certain feelings. Yeah. You know, it's just be cool, be excited. The person you're going to spend the rest of your life with, if you know going into the first time medium, that that's the person you're spending the rest of your life with, like, when I've chosen a different outfit, you know what I mean? I would have a different idea going into it. Who knows?

I knew my wife was going to be my wife first time I met him. Really? Not the first time I met it, but, like, once we started, like, hanging out and kicking it. Because I remember I used to pray for that. Like, I used to actually pray for. Really? I always pray to have, like, a girlfriend, like a dope-ass girlfriend. partner.

I always used to pray for that. And so it's just like when I got it, I knew it. And that was it. I knew it. That was the one. That was the one. Wait, can you describe the feeling? It's definitely not what your boyfriend feels about you.

Here we go. You don't want to know what my boyfriend says to me. So, we're not going to talk about my boyfriend because I'm not worried about him. Okay. So back to you. What's the feeling? You just know. What does that even mean?

Could I hear a lot of guys say that? You just know, I can't describe it. Like, you just know. Like, I'm an energy person. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I go off energy. If I meet somebody, as soon as I meet a person, I know, like, I buy with this person in some way, shape, or form.

Yeah. What that can turn into, I don't know. But I can always see things for people. Like, I can be like, yo, that person will be dope for this. Or that person will be dope for that. Was she your only girlfriend? No. Before her.

But I had girlfriends before her. After her. What do you mean? her. But y'all, I thought you took a break or something like,

come on, come on, come on, yo. Yo, come on, yo, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, come on, yeah, y, y, y, y,

y, y, y, why is it matter if I don't know something like that. Uh, oh,

oh, is she from Black Panther? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, it sounds like you're a humping,

not fucking what black panther was doing. No, that was, you gotta do when you're faithful in somebody Mbaku

Right? Yeah. Oh, who Oh, that's Mbaku. You never got Mbaku? Mbaku.

Okay. Yeah. Somebody tweeted that shit. I want Mbaku to blow my Mbak out. Did you see that? Girls are all over Mbaku. That shit would be annoying as fuck. That's funny.

Somebody back there doing that shit. Oh, oh, who, oh, oh, and then you just do a little wimpers after you nut. You think you're giving them that good wop.

That's just his fucking native tongue. What else we got? From IMB36, how does Hezzie and Unc Sharla get past the stage of doubt? And let doubt drive you. She purposely left out Flagrant Taylor is hilarious. I didn't want it on me, so I'm making it about your. I think he's trying to say, Flavgrint Taylor is hilarious.

How does Hezianunk Shala get past the stage of doubting Taylor. Ah. That's what I took from that. That's interesting. We believe in her, man. I do. I believe in her.

Even when she don't believe in herself. That's it. I believe in Taylor. 100%. She's still here. I don't doubt her. So, not about me.

Oh, okay. You sure this question ain't about you? Okay. I don't know, man. Oh, my gosh. How do you get past the stage of doubt? You just said that you kind of... Doubt drives me.

You just doubt drives me. Use doubt. Like I let doubt drive all the decisions. Like a midlife crisis type of thing, right? Not midlife crisis. I'm more talking about like when I'm thinking about putting something out. I think the doubt is great because the doubt sharpens it. You know, if I'm feeling doubtful, I'm going to make it the most amazing piece that it could possibly be.

If I'm like, ah, no, this is the shit. I'm not going to put that same effort into it. So I use the doubt. You know what I'm saying? I make sure I have the highest standards for myself. So the doubt is a very effective tool for me. But some people might be crippled by the doubt. Yeah, I guess it depends what you're doubting.

Yeah, if you're doubting the content. What are you doubting exactly? Yeah. I don't have any doubt in myself. I don't have any doubt in my abilities. I don't have any doubt in my God. But it's just certain things that can cause you to doubt certain circumstance. Yes.

How people might interpret you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How much time they're going to give you to make a point. Yeah.

So often it's not the doubt in the self. It's a doubt in other people understand what you're trying to communicate. Now, I'm not going to lie, the doubt of other people, it fuels me. I love it. I actually kind of want you to doubt me because then when I show up and do what I always knew I was going to do, now you look stupid as fuck. You know what I'm saying? So I kind of like, the doubt does drive me. I don't know why.

But doubting myself, I don't know if I, I don't think, I don't know if I've ever doubted myself, but I've definitely let other outside circumstances make me doubt the situation. You know what I'm saying? I hear you. I hear you. And it's hard to have doubt in yourself when you look at life from the perspective of there's no bad and there's no good. Like everything is just part of a process. It just is, you know what I'm saying?

And that's honestly how I approach things. Because even if I attempted something and it didn't get, I didn't get the outcome I wanted. It was something I'm sure I learned from that attempt. You know what I'm saying? Or even something is going to come of this in the future. Yeah. Or maybe you was just even like you know, especially when it comes to like writing stuff like writing scripts and things and like things may not get sold. Hey, eventually they may eventually they may not. But yo, guess what? If you, if that thing got you into some rooms, at least you know you have the ability. Yeah. To create something that somebody would give a fuck about. Yeah, that process is going to help you in the future.

Yeah. So yeah, like, you know, I think that whenever people think about doubt, don't think of it as you doubting yourself because I don't think any of us really truly doubt ourselves, but we let outside circumstances make us feel less than sometimes. We let outside circumstances make us feel inferior sometimes. And I'm going to tell you, the biggest doubt can come when you compare yourself to other people. You know what I'm saying? Like, you got to run your race, like, like Taylor Run track.

Like, if you run in a fucking race, you're, you're, You may not going to win looking to your left and looking to your right. You got to look straight at it. You just got to run as fast as you possibly fucking can. That's it. You might look up and have lost. Right.

It don't get, it don't matter though. Yeah. Just run your fucking race. Run as fast as you possibly can because all you're going to do is look to the left and the right. That shit going to depress you. Yeah, the blinders got to be on. You're like, this motherfucker is passing the shit out of me.

Like, you can't think a life like that. Like, you know, if you really live in that marathon life, then look at life as a fucking marathon. Like, everybody's running their own motherfucking pace. you'll get the way you need to be. Yeah. What else, Taylor? Um, two more.

Two more. Make them good. Well, this one was Ashley Piggry, pigray. PJ Gray Taylor. Holy shit. It's too small. It's okay. Well, Netflix still be king of the streaming world in five years.

If I'm on it. Hey. I see only way it can be. Um, I don't see why not. Um, only because Netflix did something that a lot of of other screaming services didn't do. What's that? They became part of the culture.

Like, you know, Netflix and Chill is a thing. Yeah. Anybody's talking about less Hulu and Parlay. You know what I mean? Let's HBO Max and kicking. You know what I'm saying? Like, none of that shit is happening. Netflix and Chill is the thing.

They became part of the culture. That's true. That's true. And by the way, you might not, all that other shit is extra. You need Netflix. It seems like you've got to have at least Netflix. Yeah, everyone had it.

Everybody still got it. And Netflix has such a variety. of options. It's like, it's so much different shit on Netflix. Like, I don't, I don't feel, I don't, I have a bunch of different screaming services, but I don't feel any way about any of them. And I just watch with my kids. Yeah. Like Netflix, between Netflix and Disney Plus, that's the thing. Disney Plus got Marvel and stuff, so it's really good and it's got the Pixar. But like, I think to me, Netflix's biggest competition is not other streaming services. It's YouTube. It's YouTube and it's like social media platforms.

YouTube don't have the production. production value in Netflix. It doesn't, but it has the time. Like, people are watching podcasts for two hours on YouTube. People are watching us for two hours. They're watching Rogan. Like, the most watched things, probably in terms of, like, our time is YouTube. But Netflix is the king of streaming.

There's no doubt right there. I can see Disney getting with them in terms of numbers. But that's only because Disney's already a huge brand. It's fucking Disney. I see Disney doing it, but like, essentially for kids. Because Netflix hasn't tried to make kid content yet. because I think they know where their lane is. Whereas Disney's like,

we're not going to try to make adult content outside of Marvel. We know what our lane is. We want family. Yeah, but they want family friendly. True. Because you could watch Marvel, you can watch Marvel with your family.

Yeah, but when their Marvel TV shows start dropping, bro. You think it's going to get real? Hell, yeah, because it's part of the universe. It's not like it's separate things. Like, you're going to have to watch those TV shows to watch the movies. You know what I mean?

Like, I think Disney Plus, in terms of numbers, they're going to end up getting with Netflix. I think their numbers are stupid now. They have good numbers. They have good numbers. But again, it's a different... Yeah, Netflix right now is absolutely body in it. Yeah. It's literally like motherfuckers walk around with Netflix t-shirts on.

Yeah. Like literally. They won the culture world for sure. Like even that font. You see that... Like, I've seen that font for Netflix spell out other shit. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Netflix is the king of the...

Like quarantine and chill? The shirt that came out in that... is a playoff of Netflix and show. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think Netflix is going to way. And also their ability to, like, take shows that didn't perform well on TV and then make them hits. Bro, like, I think I read something the other day, sister, sister, the number one screaming show. I didn't even watch this to sister when that shit was on TV.

Isn't that crazy? Did y'all fuck with sister sister sister? I watched it as a kid a little bit. Yeah. Really? I support black women, bro. Shut up. That's what I do.

Give me one more. Taylor, make it good. Hoshata Heffi. I don't want to say any of these people's names. Let me see. Let me see the name. Go down. Hoshada Heffel.

Horchata Hefe. What celebrity has the best chance to just name to a professional athlete? McKale. 100%. Absolutely. WMBA all fucking day. WMBA. I play volleyball.

You do? I wish I would have. Why can't you still? You can't walk on? No, well, I don't even know. Like, where do people play volleyball? Where do people play professional volleyball outside of like the Olympics?

Were you athletic at all growing up? No, I was like a huge. It's a waste of height. And that interesting. Basically. Why don't we look at women like that, yo? Why don't we look at guys like they'll waste of height but not women? I get that all the time.

That's how Michaela all the time. That's how Michaela all the time. Yeah. If you can make a lot of money being a female athlete. Well, I get yelled at for like the not modeling thing either. Yeah, I could see that for sure You never thought about modeling? I feel like, is there even real models anymore?

Yeah, you got to be on Instagram The only reason why I'm saying that's because of Model models. But what's model models anyway? Campaign models, my friend of Feet. But that's not me, though, on Instagram. Huh? No, no, not Instagram models.

Like actual models who do like Express and like other campaigns for fashion magazines. What about only fans? They got only fans. That's not a models. That's not a models. That's not models? No.

Why not? They model. The only fan is for video, though. Raised night. But they're out there, you know. That's like saying the people on Pornhub are models. Yeah. They are models.

I don't know who had the best chance of transition into a professional athlete. To be an athlete. The Rock football. Oh, the Rock. Oh, the Rock. Yeah, yeah. Maybe the Rock. Yeah.

What about Kevin Hart? What would Kevin do? He'll be a good track runner? No. I'm going to be honest with you. The Rock looks ridiculous. That's just me hating You don't need all the muscles, bro

Yeah, but you do though Do you? Yeah, you do. Why? Because that's the rock. You can't be the rock and look like me. There's really only one rock. That motherfucker is literally an action figure.

Has there ever been a human? That looks like the... Exactly. He's bigger than that. The rock looks better than that shit, yo. The rock looks better than that fucking steel contraction. We got a steel robot.

Like if the rock walked in here right now, I'd be like, oh shit. Yo, be honest, would you touch his traps? You kind of got to you. You kind of got to like, hey, bro, how are you? No, I would do like the Apollo log. Like, no, I can't walk by you without rubbing your traps.

I feel like it's good luck. I would do that. I would have to do that to the rock. Like, yo, let me just rub your traps. Like, good luck. Like, I would have to. Yeah. Like, he's like, rock, like, why are you so diesel?

Yeah, he's diesel. Like, for no reason. Nah, for a reason. He's a superstar. He's a superstar. The biggest adventure star. Yeah, he's in a big. Because of his body.

How are you going to do that? You mean action star He's not an adventure star I know what you meant But how long are you gonna do that? Yeah, I think as long as you got them muscles, bro That motherfucker got them muscles, bro I mean Arnold Schwartz

The rest of his name He got He got a he got a He got what's it called Man muscles too He got nothing on the... Back in the day he was Beasel bro He had a bar day

You didn't feel like that No, I like the rock bro You didn't feel like that Arnold Schwarz And Black Panther? You said what? You didn't feel like that with Michael B. Jordan and Black Panther? Nah, no, chill, chill, chill, chill.

Michael Jordan ain't got shit on the rock. Yo, pull up the rock real quick. Like, rock out one muscle that's diesel than Michael B. Jordan. Yeah, Michael B. Jordan, not fucking. Not even close. Oh, you're right. And end up approaching in the world for Michael B. Jordan never getting near the rock. Yeah, just go to his latest Instagram, bro.

Go to his latest. Oh, shit. What the fuck? Yeah. I'll be scared, too. Stand to what? with him. Like, he'll squeeze something too hard.

I don't know. He's weird. What are you talking about? Yeah, what are you talking about right now? Get your mind out the gutter. That motherfucker is, yo, yeah, man, shout out to the rock, man. I'm just hating. Well, at least you're honest.

I got to piss my fucking pants, bro. Listen, man, you know what they say? If you don't got nothing nice to say, at least try to say something. Oh, I don't know. Okay. If you don't got nothing nice to say, at least, Try to say something fucked up. If you don't got nothing nice to say hate on that fuck boy.

At least try to least try. Hate on that fuck boy. What you mean? If you don't got nothing nice to say, hate on that fuck boy. Right? At least try. There's a lot of football players

that have his size. No. Come on now. There's nobody that's built like the rock. Come on. I haven't seen it. I'm not saying that it's not. I haven't seen that.

He really looked like some fucking type of he man. Superhuman. Yeah, it's unreal, bro. Like, you only if Wax lost his weight, he would look like that? Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Look at Arnold, Arnold ain't got shit on the rock, bro. Arnold close.

Look at Arnold with the biggest in the yellow. Yo, go to Arnold and the yellow. My man was stacked. Nah, not like the rock. My man was stacked. That 80s deals will look stupid, though. Hell yeah. Because that's all roids.

They were all up on the roids. They didn't even care. That's all roys. That's all biceps. You think it's roids when the rocks on roids? You think the rocks on roids? That's natural. You don't see how many pizzas he'd be eating on a cheap day, bro.

That's how you get their muscles, Al. Come on. Why are you hating, bro? Al, you can't have something nice to say to hate on that. If you don't have nothing nice to say, hate on that fuck boy. All right? And listen, I'm deaf. You don't have nothing nice to say at least try.

My therapist say you got to feel your feels. If I felt a little hate for the rock, then let it go. I got right back to celebrating them. But I had to get that hate out. So that you can celebrate. That's it. That's it. I couldn't just get out the system.

Get out the system. Nah, I couldn't just give you props, Rock. I'm sorry. You're a great guy, though. All right. That's it? Yeah. All right. As always, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. If you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.