The Brilliant Idiots - Bully & The Beast Podcast: Double The Bully (Feat. Charlamagne Tha God)

Episode Date: March 23, 2020

Wax was joined by another bully once the original Bully Lorel had to head out, so his problematic friend Charlamagne tha God filled in her seat as the bully! Cthagod helped Wax answer some voicemails ...and of course was glad to spill some secrets about Wax’s past during the show. Subscribe to Bully & The Beast Podcast https://soundcloud.com/bullyandthebeast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. Bulley and the Beast. Go crazy. Yo, yeah, yeah, yeah, bully and a beast podcast. Yeah, we back, man.
Starting point is 00:00:25 We quarantine and all, but we're here. You look like you're sick already, so. Yeah, that's what I'm about to say to you. I see the cross by ass and Lord, that mercy on it. Yeah, Lord have mercy on you. Anyway, guys, I've been in Atlanta stuck here because of self-quarantine and all that good stuff. Thank you for that. Thank you for that.
Starting point is 00:00:46 And now I'm back. And I've heard that y'all needed some help because y'all were kind of struggling last episode, U.N.T. Diddy. But it's okay. Hey, man, you never know, man. Let me see what you got. You got something? What you got. Niggie, that's not what the plan is.
Starting point is 00:01:04 What the fuck? Didn't you talk to somebody recently? Yeah, I talked to his motherfucking crazy ass. I got to talk to his crazy ass every day. And I hate talking to his ass because he knows too much about me. And he telling him all my business. Who is he? Are you at the Apollo?
Starting point is 00:01:20 No, I'm not the Apollo case. You see the girl behind me? Yeah, it's all the main crazy ass. Man, the guy I never wanted to sit there and tell my business to. His name of my phone is, don't tell him shit. And we got a fucking, I got a show with this guy because your ass all quarantine up in fucking Atlanta shit. It's not my fault.
Starting point is 00:01:43 They're shutting down airports and all that crazy shit. They're shutting everything. Now, thank God I was able to get out here because I wouldn't be able to feed myself. Feed myself, wash my own clothes, and take care of my own self. You would have looked like, you would have looked like 50 cent when he did that movie.
Starting point is 00:01:58 Remember it? So I would like to love you a little bit. You would have been looking like a mop, nigger, a whole stick with your hair at the top. Hey, man, you see your boy right now. Look over here nice and healthy, man. Yeah, you're still looking like a t-shirt. Don't fit.
Starting point is 00:02:15 Make a good job. Amen. If you see a lot of fucking space of my shit, I'm in trouble. Feed this thing. All right. So we got a lot of emails from you guys. I'm assuming because y'all don't want to pick up a phone or anything because you can't.
Starting point is 00:02:30 You got to stay six feet away from shit. So you don't even want to call us anymore because you don't. y'all know wax looks sick yeah okay all right so i'm gonna read this email and we're gonna help these people out before we get into some voicemails and you and charlemagne could like talk to the people and do whatever i gotta do okay i'm i'm gonna just pray for the people that's asking for y'all are right anyway hey guys i really need help so me and my girl been together for six years we met in college and been together ever since. It was all great until my cousin moved into town.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Uh-oh. Me and my cousin grew up together, and we are like brothers. He's taller and better looking than me. So growing up, all the girls wanted him instead of me. I already know where this shit going on, I don't know if we should continue to read.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Don't wear sweatpants, fam. Oh, my God. When I met my girlfriend, I thought this could be the one, like the one I could be marrying. Shit. We moved from Atlanta to Cali for our jobs. And a year later, my cousin said he wants to move out here and ask, can he stay at our place until he gets on his feet?
Starting point is 00:03:43 And you know his feet is big. Her than mine. So that means his dick is bigger too. I said yes, of course, idiot. He's like my brother. I didn't see anything wrong. When I asked my girl if it was cool if my cousin could stay, she gave a little attitude but came around and said it was cool. Yeah, after she's seen his Instagram page,
Starting point is 00:04:03 she was like, he could move in? The room was set up and everything. She paid a fucking... Fast forward. She had the towel and the wash club laid out for that nigga. Fairly. All right. Fast forward two weeks till after he moved in
Starting point is 00:04:19 and they best friends and shit. She knows his favorite meal and all that dumb shit. She don't even know yours. I'll be trying to go to sleep with my girl and cuddle, but her ass always trying to hang with my cousin. I'm trying to go to bed. They laughing loud as hell at a movie. My fans.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Why are you even letting him, hold on my headphones falling off? Why are you even letting him watch him? He knocked my headphones off. Why are you even letting him watch a movie alone together without you? And you're in a bed, you fucking sucker-ass, digger. You fucking goofy. All right. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:04:52 She should be fucking this nigga. Okay. Okay, okay, okay. Best friends. Laughing loud is how I'm trying to go to sleep. All right. Fast forward a month later And this nigga is still staying with us
Starting point is 00:05:06 He ain't on his feet yet Right in Atlanta is $400 Yeah and he said the fucking feet big So come off there You couldn't get one of the fat bitches out there He got you right He didn't say that I said that Oh
Starting point is 00:05:16 I'm getting tired of the shit And ready to kick his ass out But my girl like nah bay Let him stay longer Longer like his dick Damn He didn't say that I ain't say that
Starting point is 00:05:30 Jesus crazy whole time they've been all chummy with each other and now I'm getting a little suspicious oh now you are he wearing sweatpants here we go here's with a plot thickens one day i came out the bathroom and they whisper in each other's ear come on fabs i asked what they talking about and they was like oh we're just talking about sports i didn't think nothing of it and kept it pushing but that bitch don't even watch sports he didn't say that you hate the cowboys the next day i came home her early for lunch and there's nobody in the living room. But I hear sounds from where?
Starting point is 00:06:07 The bedroom. Our bedroom. I opened the door and these niggins are fucking in our bed. Duh. I came in hot and just started swinging on everybody. You know, my nigga, listen to this. The kids too? No, listen to this.
Starting point is 00:06:25 But my cousin is taller and stronger than me. So this nigga damn near being my ass. Shut up. She jumped in and started stopping me. No, he didn't say that. But he didn't beat his ass. Okay. After he got off of me, I told them to get the fuck out my house.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Okay. I pay all the bills there. You're right. And I'm not about to have them at my crib. You right. This nigga had the nerve to say I was bogus for kicking him out. You're why. Because he would have to move back to Atlanta.
Starting point is 00:06:52 And to be honest, it's easier to move one person than two. So he should have just left. All right. So he also admitted. that they've been having sex behind my back. Duh. Duh. Stupid motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:07:06 So I got superheeded and ended up shoeing this nigga in the leg. Not in the leg, man. Which leg? The first, second or third? The third. He should have. The neighbors called the cops and I got arrested. My girl bonded me out, but I got to go to court here soon.
Starting point is 00:07:24 And now my cousin is suing me for shooting him in the leg. That's right. Nick, he need a crib for you and him and his. Girl. Okay. I need advice on how to handle this. Should I just pay my cousin off because I don't have money for a lawyer
Starting point is 00:07:39 since I'm already paying a lawyer for this court case? Also, my girl trying to get back with me and says she's sorry, but I don't trust that bitch anymore. Please help me out. Thanks. I think we kind of helped him throughout the whole fucking time. He's talking. This shit is a fucking sad ass nigga.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Why would you even let this nigga move in your kids? Thank God he was my shit, girl. Thank God he was smashed your girl. Because now he did you a favor because she would have seen a dude of her job that looked better than you who she think could fuck you better and end up smashing the nigger her job. So you got you, your cousin kind of helped you out. You shouldn't have shot that nigga.
Starting point is 00:08:14 That's kind of fucked up from you. They're ruthless as fuck for fucking in the crib and all that good shit. They are your cousin. But you know, I could tell you one of my stories that I did. My cousin, it was my crib, though. And my cousin bought a girl over by the crib. And so when she's seen me, I was upstairs doing push-up. She was looking at me like, damn, you know.
Starting point is 00:08:30 I'm saying, I was playing ball and shit. And so I'm watching her, he keeps saying, this is my wifey, this is my wife. And I'm like, you know, fam, this is not your wife. She keeps trying to holl up. She trying to give me some pussy. He was like, she didn't give you no pussy. I'm like, go to the store.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Get his niggins and get some money. Go get, told me some go get some duchess. When he came back, she was giving me heads. And I'm like, I'm trying to tell you. No. You have to do all that. You have to. You have to.
Starting point is 00:08:53 You have, it's like sometimes you got to sit there and do tough love to some of your family members. Because if it wasn't me, going to be somebody else in the street and other dudes going to be telling anybody in the street telling people in the hood they're going to be playing you out listen I'm doing it right here I'm trying to show you exactly what time of this don't go get this girl down to eat tonight
Starting point is 00:09:10 do not let her use your car because he's let her use he got a new bins he had to let the girl use his car and all this other stuff while he go to work and she was out here smashing anybody else fan let's cut this right now it's tough love so what I want this nigga right here to do I want you to sit there
Starting point is 00:09:26 and apologize to your cousin pay him off so you can go back to the family you millions. Come on. Because he helped them out. If she wasn't going to smash his cousin, if she that ruthless to smash somebody that close to him, he said like a brother,
Starting point is 00:09:40 she was smashing the neighbor. She smashed the dude who played basketball with him at the gym. You know what I'm saying? The weed man. This girl's ruthless. Thank God we got rid of her. No, I think he was just the better man, but the broker man.
Starting point is 00:09:56 So she had to like take two and put him into one nigger. And since they looked like already, it was just kind of easy for her to be like, so really, nigga, you fucked up her situation. Who the fuck told you to come home early from lunch? Like, you know. You know what time it is? It's quarantine time.
Starting point is 00:10:15 The quarantine shit fucking anybody up. Fucked up her side meet, man. Listen, that you should have just, at least she had the right to keep it in the family. Yes. Okay. She could have just went out there and fucked anybody like you said. But instead, somebody that you trust, somebody that you love. Y'all could be a thruple.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Like, what's the problem? Y'all both could fuck her. Now you fuck shit up because you shot the dude in the leg. You know, it's probably supposed to have a gun. Now you're going to jail. Now you catch one of the guns are illegal because you couldn't think straight. And if one of y'all got a pregnant, we want to y'all know which one of the father is, so y'all both be the father. I mean, y'all still going to be related to the little motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:10:54 So what's the difference? Yeah, both should just do that. You know what? Right. Fuck her. She's a slour. She had more than one penis a year. I hate her.
Starting point is 00:11:05 Get rid of her. Talk to your cousin. Get back with him. Let his ass live with you. Y'all too live with each other. Get that bitch out. I think that you should take her back. No.
Starting point is 00:11:16 I think that. He's Atlanta area. So many girls out there. All these dudes is gay out there. He got plenty of girls. Get rid of that girl. She's unfa-faitful. But they also said that they're giving, like,
Starting point is 00:11:26 sexual transmitted diseases in Atlanta. And for her, like, for her sake, like, if she lived in Atlanta, but they moved from Atlanta, right? Yeah, because he said you don't want to go back to Atlanta. You're right. Where'd they move to? Somewhere not too far away. T. Diddy, where did they move?
Starting point is 00:11:44 Ma'am. Take that, take that. I'm sorry, I can't hear you. Excuse me? There you. Listen, man, the program goes as whatever I'm going to say. Bitch, what the fuck you think this is? Just because it's social distance in the rules.
Starting point is 00:11:58 don't apply. You know what I'm saying? She already just talking. Fuck. About the second. Okay. Yeah, so this is the thing. When she was living in Atlanta,
Starting point is 00:12:08 everybody was gay. So, like, this is the first time she's seen so many niggas. So she couldn't control herself. It's not her fault. Like, two straight niggins, like, she had to fuck them both. And one has been another one?
Starting point is 00:12:21 You got to. You picked the wrong one. Wax, that ain't never happened. Like, when you were younger and you used to fuck with a bitch and then you meet her friends and you're like, fuck, I picked the wrong one.
Starting point is 00:12:31 I always picked the wrong one. That bitch picked the wrong one. So she just had to fix it. And now she picked the- And a lot of times, you know, even as like I go places and like a lot of my dudes
Starting point is 00:12:40 is like bigger and better than me and then it's like, I don't want money to my girls around these guys. They do more push-ups to me or they do more pull-ups than me. You know what I'm saying? But you don't want fucking other people,
Starting point is 00:12:53 you're the one that was fucking everybody. Shut. I'm not talking about me now. Shut. So what have you been doing? Doing a lot of eating, fishing. You know what I'm saying? I've been just going back and forth to the store.
Starting point is 00:13:09 I mean, my regular day is like spending $100 a day on food because I live up top. So me spending $100 on food, but now groceries is like, what the fuck? You know what I'm saying? That's a lot. What about toilet paper? Have you been able to get them? We got all the toilet paper. We got everything that we need to stay quarantined.
Starting point is 00:13:24 Yeah, shitty ass. Look like you need some motherfucking toilet paper. Nah. I mean, that's shit. like a regular three times a day and I'm saying but now what I do instead of rolling up and catching it what I do is just like I do one I flip it over and then I'm saying I learn how to wipe and all that tech of shit oh that's nice you learn how to wipe out a grown ass age yeah she making me do that shit we were on ridiculousness as well yes I seen um fuck that nigga what's his
Starting point is 00:13:48 name which one the goofy looking one that um Cilo Green so fuck Celo Green miss Ceele Green say I didn't really listen to what he said. Fuck Debo. Oh, Devo Green. Ebro, what's his name? This nigga is everybody. Deilo Green. Stevo.
Starting point is 00:14:08 That's not his name. Oh, Steve O'Rean. Stilo. Yeah. Yo, Steve O'Gree, what the fuck you do to L'Oreal? He got me a bitch. Like, even though he was trying to act like you acting like, whatever, he was like, oh, this bitch, dumb is.
Starting point is 00:14:28 I was like, hold on, nigga. I don't care if you're joking or not, man. That's why we need to be there. Yo, you know, Tim Denny, what the fuck happened? We should let us be right there on the couch talking to you. I'm like, he don't know. He don't know to fuck me like that, nigga. I'll lay your ass out.
Starting point is 00:14:41 I know a couple bitches you tricking on, nigga. And now you want to bring it there. Let's bring it out. Nigel you got me fucked up. You got the wrong one. They got the wrong one. All right, well, that's your fault, fam. You're about to get the heat.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You play with the wrong ones, families. Exactly. I know Michael B. Jordan says he was a little motherfucking child. that's on God. Like that nigga, I know him says he was in the sixth motherfucking grade, but that's Celo Green,
Starting point is 00:15:08 nigga, that Celo Green nigga, that Ciloh green nigga gonna get it. Zillow Green. What the fuck? You see the Lord, yeah, got a heat at you. Wax,
Starting point is 00:15:14 when you see him smack that nigga off top, like, yeah. Niggas ain't invite us on the couch. Niggins try to call me referred to me as a bitch.
Starting point is 00:15:25 Whoa. See, you know what? That's why we need to be on a couch. Tiddy. You should have put that together. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like,
Starting point is 00:15:30 that one that slops. slide while we was there. You know what I'm saying? Never. Niggins' thinking shit is a fucking joke all day. His house gonna be on the screen, dislocated. Girl, wedgy. You're gonna wedgie him to death.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Anyway, moving along. What else is that? Y'all said, did you see that thing? You know, people don't be understanding that Jersey, give it the fuck up. Yeah, but did you see that video of, it looked like they was in Ludo Brooks in Newark
Starting point is 00:15:58 or something like that? And they basically threw, like, a party a party a corona a block party right so you got the one nigga like fuck that we from no hate niggins they're keeping us inside and then what happened but you know what hours later what happened less than 24 yeah and they got to apologize man and that's my that's my brother my brother is uh his uh detail the mayor my brother's one of the cops that watch the mayor every day and um sure they had to go grab this young man and talk to him like yo this shit is really serious and if you don't care about it
Starting point is 00:16:33 you got moms you got people that's older if they catch it it's like a death sentence to them so you got to kind of take it a little serious you know what I'm saying these little knuckleheads out here trying to be crazy yeah yeah go viral that's cool but you just killed like 10 20 niggas old people though like even with um
Starting point is 00:16:49 like because I think like a lot of us didn't take the shit serious and then they started hitting us with the celebrity thing and that's what I didn't like that they were coming out and be like well I don't have any symptoms and I think that's what really got people, like younger people even feeling like, yeah, you get what I'm saying? But, you know, I just found out yesterday that my uncle actually got diagnosed with it.
Starting point is 00:17:11 And then he also has double pneumonia. So like that shit. Yeah. My sister went through it bad. My sister just got the hospital from being quarantined for eight days in the hospital. And she had something else. No, no, it's really not a game. That's why I said quarantine yourself out.
Starting point is 00:17:28 I was telling her, if we go somewhere is literally to go grab first. food and whatever we really need and coming right back into the crib and locked down. It's not a game out here. Then you got to watch. It's already a week when past. People ain't get paid. So they're going to start knocking on your door asking you got some water or asking you got some food and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:17:44 You got to make sure you got some ammo. Make sure you got some things to try to protect yourself. Because if not. Right. Because they're not going to be knocking and asking. A lot of people are going to be knocking and taking. I only got three or four kids at the house. That's that need water and hungry.
Starting point is 00:17:58 You ain't got no noodles or nothing for my kids. Give me two noodles or something. something, no, I got to come get it. Right. Yeah. And now Trump keeps talking about this money that he's giving up, but some of these, you know, that's not happening yet. So some people ain't save up.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Yeah, you get what I'm saying? Some people don't have saving. Some people don't have. Yeah, but how are you going to save? How are you going to save? How are you going to save? How are you going to take the money? That's how they live in.
Starting point is 00:18:24 And people, you know, probably like 70% of the world is doing that type of shit. I mean, but some people that can save. still spend it on frugalish, frivolous, how you say it? Frivolous shit. Dumbless stuff. Yeah, dumb shit or whatever. Not to change the subject, but I decided to experimented since I've been in the house for a while. Like what?
Starting point is 00:18:46 So I experimented with mushrooms. Like shrooms. That's why you look like a mushroom. That's why I'm hot. I don't know if it's supposed to make you hot. I just took them for the first time and I'm dying. Just now? right now
Starting point is 00:19:02 you gotta be fucking kidding can we keep this shit I love you I'm hot how can we keep this recording going this is amazing
Starting point is 00:19:11 whatever we got to do to keep this going for another hour whoa you by yourself too fan yo listen turn the gas off
Starting point is 00:19:25 oh so you got somebody there with you we live in this whole area we run this town okay I get it Long as somebody around you to watch you before you go ahead and try to turn the stove on. Uh-uh. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:38 You videotape this shit. It's your first time. Yeah, I'm hot as fuck. I swear I got. Wow. See, this is, this is, this is Gloria. This is great for pulling the beast. Lorrielle.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Yeah. That shit. This is the fuck you supposed to have been doing. Do dumb shit. Hmm? Do dumb shit like this all the time. Look at you. Look at you.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Hey, you're turning to the top. to fire right now. Your arms are a fire blow. Now I'm dead hot. I think like early. I don't want my closure to slip back. The heat is turning up. The heat is turned up right now.
Starting point is 00:20:14 You know a bitch can't get her hair done again for probably like another two months. Oh, you're in trouble, trouble. Because you might be hot. Yes. I'm in here. Teeth did he keep saying stuff? Hard to hear. Take that.
Starting point is 00:20:28 Take that. Yeah. It's hard to hear. I can't. She must be sucking dick. That's what I'm saying. She's smashing. Because listen, that's all you can do it around this quarantine time.
Starting point is 00:20:36 It's just like smashing after smashing after smash. You're like you're trying to run away. But you really can't. Yeah, yeah, I got rid of all my holes like three weeks ago. Yeah. You got out here just vibrating like a motherfucker. No, I'm not. Like that shit, you y'all know how I feel about that stuff.
Starting point is 00:20:50 That's not like. So you're doing nothing to yourself? No, but I still been working. That's why you take your fucking mushrooms because you're playing with yourself. I've still been working. Like everybody. In Atlanta, it's been. little different and it hasn't hit it's hitting us after it hit you guys so I actually was just in
Starting point is 00:21:08 the airport like two days ago and I've been going to work every day but starting Monday they're going to have us working from home so to me it hasn't really affected me like not as far as the of course like things are starting to shut down around here and it's affected me period like like but as far as like me going to work it hasn't affected that and then also because um i don't know if y'all know but with media they consider us like first responders which means yeah we continue to work so um i have a pass that will allow me to stay out after curfew or to go to the station or do what i got to do but i'm choosing to and even before this um two weeks ago i've decided to just kind of stay in the house and keep it light because i've been following this story
Starting point is 00:21:57 for months, like since, you know. But, you know, it's crazy because some people was talking about it and you would think that they knew what they were talking about. And they're like, yeah, it didn't start from animals. But it did start from animals. It started from bats. And, um,
Starting point is 00:22:12 it was wild. Right. And those pictures may have been exaggerated when you've seen like the Asian people eating the bats or whatever. It may have been exaggerated, but the truth of the matter is it did come from bats. That's wild. It did. Stop being bats and dogs and cats.
Starting point is 00:22:27 Is that a song? Stop eating bats and dogs and cats. Yes, it's a song. It's number one. I like it. Why would that be a song? Because the Corona song. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:22:38 No, the Corona song is Cardi B. And actually that's shit. My shit better. That shit charted by mistake. But mine about to chart by mistake too. What did I say again? I'm smoking. Stop eating coronas, bats.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Stop eating bats, cats, cats, dogs. I Marquis is the DJ that did that. Coronavirus shit's getting real. He took a Cardi B's voice and turned it into a song. But what they're doing is, I think it's dope about them is they're going to actually donate the proceeds to the people that are affected the most during this whole coronavirus. Social distancing thing.
Starting point is 00:23:20 Who started the social distancing name? Well, what we did is smart. Yeah, because I think they all. also should eliminate social media for a second. Yeah. That shit low key is, I don't know about you, but like me, especially like when I'm working, I do a lot of stuff on social media.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Like I look at a lot of stuff. But the crazy thing is I'll find myself looking on Instagram and then I'll close my app and I'll pick my phone up and open it right back up. So I just feel like it gets to a point where it's just too much. And I know it's not just me that does. I have friends. You ain't smashing those other activities, other people doing that you ain't doing.
Starting point is 00:24:03 So that's why you keep on picking it up. That's new. But it is, there's a lot of. It is wild. It is crazy. We got us all show down with that. With social media. It should be like a social media break every day where social media just doesn't work for a few hours.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah, or one day is something like I see, I don't smoke weed on Sunday. So 12 to 12, everybody know that. On Sundays, I shut it down. So what about social media day? Somebody like no Instagram at all. No sending naked pictures to fucking people DMs and shit like that for fucking 24 hours. You start like that. I hope they do that to mine.
Starting point is 00:24:38 Why? You get naked pictures? You know I do all the time. You be sending naked pictures? No. Oh, yeah. Your titty and something come out is going to be pissed off. I don't want to see that shit.
Starting point is 00:24:50 Niggas send them to me. Your naked pictures, they sent to you? I do have to be dumb. I don't know. I'm eating ice. No shit because you fucking burn it up. I talk you about it was hot. So let me eat this one.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Put your arms out right now. I turn it into my oven. You're all right. Look at you. Go crazy. Go crazy. Where's all these arm movements? We should do a TikTok video.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Come on. How you do it? Ready? We can do this something new. Baby girl, give me some. Come on. What are you? I don't know this shit
Starting point is 00:25:30 You need to get with the times Because that's what everybody's doing TikTok dancing You know my mind is that My mind is on straight up Like a mold That's crazy You think I'm crazy shit
Starting point is 00:25:41 I'm like I'm always been set up For things like this Because it's like I make sure we got a bunch of gas That's handy I brought a bunch of gallons of gas I'm sure you have gas Yes
Starting point is 00:25:50 And I put the bunch of matches And I got a bunch of lighters And candles Like I don't know We really don't know what the fuck is about to happen at all. I don't think the lights are going off. We never know. Listen, we don't know what the
Starting point is 00:26:03 fuck we got in front of us. Yes, we do. Because that's something that they talked about and except for the next 60 days, nobody will be evicted. Nobody will be. And certain states, they signed off on things. You're in Florida, so it's a whole different land out there. I don't know what's going on. I'm just prepared. You're a Florida man now. Florida man.
Starting point is 00:26:23 You know, they're crazy. I don't know. That's what I'm saying. They're going to be knocking on doors. We early. Like, hey, man, you got to stay out the way. You know what I'm saying? So I don't know. Make sure y'all safe out there because, again, people cannot go to the store and buy the things that we are able to buy. You know what I'm saying? So they're going to come and knock on your door.
Starting point is 00:26:39 So you really, really got to take that serious. If you ain't got no gun, make sure you got a nigga in the house around. I got to do have a gun. Or are there. It was for at least a phone call away because the cops is like. Go get you one. Go get you one. Stop that dumb shit.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Boobie trap your house. Like the front door, boobie try, the back door boobie try. Outside is booby trapped. I don't get fucking. What situation we are? We like, on this shit is locked down. You know what I'm saying? We're not playing around because we really never know.
Starting point is 00:27:02 I call my family. What was that? Oh, who? Coronavirus. Uh-oh. That's not funny, my nigger. I call my brothers. Wax contagious.
Starting point is 00:27:15 Don't touch me, nigger. Don't give me what you got. Oh, yeah. Why are they trying to go? My friend's trying to call me in a baby. FaceTime party if they don't get the fuck out of it. Who is your friends? You have friends?
Starting point is 00:27:35 Oh, it's Corona's time. So it's like people just want to be around each other. You know what they do? Right now what they're trying to do is like trying to get a bunch of people together because they never know if this shit really gets serious. Anybody like forming a group. So you just like a group person. Like Lori, I don't know how to fight.
Starting point is 00:27:53 Let's grab her. You know what I'm saying? She's talking shit to speak. But she'll hold people back. That's the only reason why I'm cool with you is so you can intimidate motherfuckers I don't like. Oh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:04 What the fuck else you thought I knew your ass for? Man, fuck you. What the fuck I know you for then? Because I look good and I got... Nika, you want a motherfucker's true. I can't wait until this shit. Like, that's all the reason why I was still talking on the phone with you. This shit is going to be so amazing.
Starting point is 00:28:21 And we're just testing it out. So hopefully this works out for y'all. Yeah, man. And then y'all can get it. into the portion where you and Charlemagne give some advice because these shrooms are kicking in. I was just trying to get the fuck out of because this nigga is crazy.
Starting point is 00:28:34 These shrooms is kicking in, y'all. That's what I want to see, man. The screen is flying towards me like this. Yeah. A monster. The fuck? That's actually really scary.
Starting point is 00:28:56 Yeah. Okay. Well, you got to. rough the log at the Apollo over there where's Kiki Shepherd? Let's go. Let me see the- I thought the log was your head. I don't know how to do this shit.
Starting point is 00:29:11 I ain't watching this shit in a long time. I'm saying, man. No, I'm talking about your head is like a log. Okay. Bye. Bullying the Beast podcast. Yeah, man. Talk that shit that you be saying, man.
Starting point is 00:29:22 I need to learn that shit, man, because you have to be fucking there. I know. I know, but I like to fucking tell your friend, tell the friend's shit. Go ahead. Bullion and a Beast podcast.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Thank y'all for listening and make sure y'all rate, review, subscribe, tell a friend and tell a friend. Early. Come back again and again.
Starting point is 00:29:41 Early. And don't catch the Rona. Stay inside. Fuck out the way. You know, stay inside and catch age. Just fuck everybody. Oh,
Starting point is 00:29:52 listen, there's going to be a lot of babies in the next nine to the 11 months it's going to be a lot of babies. It's going to be a lot of babies. A lot of babies. I think it was a
Starting point is 00:30:00 Do the corona Wax? Wax? Wax. Just getting rid of all the old and bring the new. Wax. Yes, ma'am.
Starting point is 00:30:08 It's going to be a lot of babies. So you got to stay at the house. Carla? What happened? I'm going to pray for that baby. I'm a pray for that baby. Corona baby. Hopefully it gets her looks because.
Starting point is 00:30:24 Amen. We already talked about that. You don't want none of this family. Who, a child. Clutch my pearl. Amen. You don't want. one another is, son.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Blessing. Bye. I'll be safe. Peace. Yo, this is bully and the beast. And the bully is not here. The beast is here, but we got another bully. I thought you was the bully.
Starting point is 00:30:42 No, I'm the beast, bro. I don't look like being a bully. You never see me bullying the lie. That is a lie. Flip mittens. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Used to bully flipp mittens all the goddamn time. Stop it.
Starting point is 00:30:53 No. Let me tell you the reason. There's a reason. Flip mitts used to have a satellite. This was back in the day when you had your satellite on the side of your house. Wax would run and jump on the satellite and do pull-ups on it. He would run, he'd run and he go shock and dunk it. But you know why I did that?
Starting point is 00:31:09 Because his imagination was too much, and I'm like, this guy has to be getting all this from these movies. So I had to stop him from the movies. What was wrong with his imagination? Why can't you have an imagination? He lied all the time. He told me that you was his cousin. That's a lie.
Starting point is 00:31:19 See? That was a lie. How am I his cousin? How am I his cousin? That's what I said. This guy is crazy. He said, you was his cousin. And then, yo, this guy lied so much as like, you know,
Starting point is 00:31:30 when you did with somebody and they'd be like, yo, remember me and you did that? And I know, damn, bro, what the fuck? Damn, man, Joe. God, damn. I thought it was supposed to be social distancing. What the fuck.
Starting point is 00:31:42 Jesus Christ. You know, you know this person is lying, so I just be like, you feel so bad because he in front of a bunch of people and I'd be like, in my head. I'm like, that never fucking happened. Well, I used to take doo-doo and go in this man's house
Starting point is 00:31:54 and cut, cut like little pieces of hole in his cushion's his couch and put the doo-doo in it. Tell me that ain't bullying. He put Dudo in his shoes. That's bullying, man. That's not bullying. That's bullying.
Starting point is 00:32:05 I had to get you back. For what? Because he was lying. You was bullying with boo-boo. You was using Boo-boo to bully, man. All right, well, guess what? Now we got coronas. Boo-boo, now we got fucking coronas, man.
Starting point is 00:32:16 They were telling what you was spreading back then. It's all kind of just come from playing with you. Listen, they guy wasn't this bad, man. But listen, I think the coronas is like something that the woman put out because they don't want to cheat. Because there's no way you're viewing this. It's climate right now. you're cheating, you're just a nasty motherfucker. Nobody didn't want to touch each other in hands.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Like, what are you doing cheating right now? No, you've been quarantined to chill. Do you see his new change though right now? They might what? First of all, he's the key shit. I'm happy that he's finally faithful. God bless. I've really seen it.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Like, this ain't fake faithful. Like, he really faithful. Like, I don't know what kind of voodoo collar put on him. I don't know what type of weapons she pulled on him that scared the shit out of him. With some. Yeah, something has scared him straight. Listen, I'm trying to still figure it out, too. I'm like, yeah, what did you do?
Starting point is 00:33:02 Like, this is like, you know, somebody, like, poke the whole lot of a balloon, just like it's all gone. It's, like, all flat. Carla is the first woman that Wax ain't scared to give his passwords to. Every other girl, she had the passwords. She takes my phone. She just whatever she wants. Like, I'm really not doing nothing.
Starting point is 00:33:18 No, he really not. I'm really not doing nothing. It's early, though. It's early. No need to throw a party just yet. Listen, it's still early. But listen, I also get, like, like, girls all. always still trying to come after me.
Starting point is 00:33:30 And the more she's, like, put out there, like, how much she's in love or how much she's, like, enjoying a relationship. But she got to stop doing that. Listen, it's just all on her. Call her, you got to stop doing it. Because she's teasing, girl. She's saying, hi, hi, hi, hi, I'm in a good relationship, but I know y'all sucks. That's a tarry.
Starting point is 00:33:44 That's like telling a girl about how good your man dick is. And then when your girl. Try to smash. Try to get some of that dick. It's like, that's your fault. You went out here giving recommendations. Why are you giving the Uber driver five stars and telling everybody? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:33:57 You're going to try to drive, too? Can I ask you a question about that, actually? Can you, whoa, just because L'Oreal is not here. Can we get to take that? Take that. That's what I hate the phone. My shit started recording. I'm about to text my wife.
Starting point is 00:34:10 Look what that dumb shit say, man. I'm sitting there texting my wife, but I guess the voice she come on. That she says, girl, by how good your man, Dickie, girl, dick is. I guess you're in fault you want to give a recommendation. Why are you giving me the Uber driver? What she says? What the fuck? Who are you talking to?
Starting point is 00:34:26 Like, what the fuck going on her? Why do you think that? Because me and my friends, like my close friends, we're going to, we would run trains on, niggas? No. What? What we're like? No, my dick. My nigger put it down, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:34:38 What's saying that? But I'm not thinking that she's never going to. Oh, she definitely is. No, she's not. She has a dude right. No, why you don't know? Because this dude, whenever her dude is not early. But these are unfa-fake-futable friends though, too.
Starting point is 00:34:50 My close friends are not going to do that shit. I promise you and all that. I'm the ones who are going to do it. No, they're not. The only ones that can do it. If I tell someone, you all, tripping. If you put them in a situation,
Starting point is 00:35:00 I guarantee you then I'm going to. The way they can sneak some of that dick and you don't know about it. I guarantee you. It's your fault. You're playing a deceit. You plan to deceit of, damn, she'd be looking at this nigga like,
Starting point is 00:35:10 damn. She did say that he had it upside down. So you all think that about it's your man's? What you mean? It's different with dudes. Why? I don't tell my nigg. Yeah, you don't be doing it.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Like, yo, my girl did this. Never. That's a good example. Never. The times I've come to wax, I'd be like, yo, you got to fuck this girl. This jumps. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:27 I heard of it. Yes. That's a fact. Back in the day. Way back in the day. Way back in the day. But that's a fact. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:35:35 Guaranteed. Because you got to think your friends know you. Your friends know you. And your friends know how much dick you've had. They know all the niggas you don't fuck. They know all the mad niggas you know what. So if you're talking about this one nigger and how good this dick is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Yeah. They're not thinking like that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See like, like, yeah. I know Taylor be fucking. So she fucked a bunch of dudes.
Starting point is 00:35:53 So she's saying, this some good shit. It's like weed. Yeah. You want to hit it, man. Give us some fucking voicemail. Let's see what we got, man. I hope it's some good ones. This is a great one for you guys.
Starting point is 00:36:03 Yeah, me hear it. Lorell, wax, was good. So check this out. I got a story. My home girl was telling me. Her and her husband, they've been together probably about 11 years. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:36:16 They got their little issues or whatever. You know what I mean? So she said one day, her husband and her husband's brother, which is her brother-in-law. Or all chilling. You know what I mean? Drinking.
Starting point is 00:36:31 One thing led to another, and the two brothers end up banging the wife. Now, I just want y'all's opinion. Like, that shit to me seems a little creepy. But, you know what I mean? Let me know what y'all think. That shit is weird. That's easy.
Starting point is 00:36:48 She was to jump in the hood, and this dickhead was the one who wiped her. And her brother probably already smashed before, too. So that's probably what it is. Yeah, you don't want to, you sure, you can't be with no wife that the brother smash. You wouldn't want to smash. Yeah, let's see smashed all right. Did you just hear me and wax talk about sharing jumps?
Starting point is 00:37:07 Jumps, not wife. Like, why you had? Not your wife, bro. Like, ain't no such thing. Am I my brother's keeper? Yeah. No, nigger? Not when it comes to my wife, porcée.
Starting point is 00:37:15 Ain't if I be your wife. It could be somebody that I know that you probably liked it or just a little bit more. If I know you kiss tearing a mouth or smashed her all, I'm not supposed to be trying to smash. But I know you bent over and smashed her from the back of the condo. them on and that's just a jump like that I can fuck her. You know what I'm saying? You bring her around to none of the other events and you holding her hand and I see
Starting point is 00:37:35 that you like her. You know, she's for everybody. No, if you like her, you better tell somebody. You better tell us. Because that's because guess what? If you like her, if she, imagine she tried to smash your dude then you can tell him like, yo, you know she tried to smash me so you might not want to wipe that up too crazy. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And if you like
Starting point is 00:37:51 her and you don't want nobody to highlight her, let people know. Yeah, because it's on her hills. Yeah, they're on her hills. You can't get mad. Yeah, you can't get mad. It's just like, you know, some people have a bunch of fucking chicken filet coming to, into the building. If you put a bunch of sandwiches out on that fucking table, you don't say this is mine, I'm eating all this. Knickers looking at that eye on that shit. They want to grab it any second. No one cares either way. What you mean? Nobody cares. Yeah. I, but just like the girl. We all looking at that
Starting point is 00:38:17 that girl like a piece of chicken, too. You might have a motherfuck and say that's mine, and I'm going to eat all of it. Other than that, I'm trying to take a piece of that shit, too. Word, that's mine. It's my personal. Yeah, it'll be good. No, nah, nah, nah. That was your party. Coronavirus. Early. All my girls got coronavirus. You can't have none of them.
Starting point is 00:38:33 Especially when I got now. Leave her alone. So you have more girls, though? I said the one I got now. He said all my girls, especially the one I got. So don't leave her alone. You don't want this one anyway. All right.
Starting point is 00:38:45 See how I just did that? No. I just downplay her so nobody else who won her. Y'all girls are like, oh, he's so good. He's so great. And guess what happened? All your girls into fucking them. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Check your mouth for ladies. That's very true. Hey, Wax, hey L'Oreal. So this is just random, just asking your opinion on something. So I'm listening to, I guess, an old, a slightly old episode, and you all are talking about LeBron James and the West guy, you know, smashing his mom. So you know, you all are saying, like, I'm off limits.
Starting point is 00:39:20 This is. I have a question. If you're a drug and your homeboy's mom is a crackhead, is it okay to serve them? Like, I say no, but I'm just asking your opinion. Like, I know moms got women, so, you know, get your money, everybody's that you're serving. If somebody's mom, you know, wife, sister,
Starting point is 00:39:42 you know, something of some kin to everybody. So I'm just asking, is it okay to serve? So you know his mom if you're a drug dealer. serving drugs and serving penis is two different things bro like this guy served LeBron Jane's mom penis you get shot and killed for them shit like that you can't you don't want to sell my mom crack anyway but like when you're young and dumb you do young and dumb things
Starting point is 00:40:09 so of course you're going to end up doing them when you get older you'll be like damn I can't do that shit but when I was young I was definitely serving my dudes like moms and and like aunties and shit like that because it was feeding us I'd much rather you fuck my mom to sell a crack Man, you're fucking crazy. Yes, man. You're selling my mom crack.
Starting point is 00:40:25 I mean, you don't care about it. At least if you're sleeping with her, you might love her. Man, you don't love my mom. You don't know that. You're fucking her. You don't know that. You don't know that, man.
Starting point is 00:40:33 Man, have more confidence in your mom, man. I understand. My mom might be a good woman, man. Listen, if my mom were over there, you gave her the crack and she put her own crack in her arm. You know what I'm saying? I say the exact same thing.
Starting point is 00:40:43 If you feed her, you put in the crack in her arm and you put in your dick in her. Mama got to have a life too, wax? Not like that, bro. Come on, man, what you mean? Listen.
Starting point is 00:40:50 You get my mama vibrator. How many moms do you have sex with before in your life? Oops. That's what I'm telling you. Mama got to have a life too. But nobody I was my teammate, nobody that I knew, none of my boys, something like that. Like, of course I fuck Mamas, but I ain't know these niggas. You don't know what connection they had.
Starting point is 00:41:06 They might have had a connection. Sometimes things happen like that. You can't fight the energy that you may feel towards a person. You start gravitating towards a person just because that's your boy's mom. Now, bro, listen, my sister, if I know you first, you can't talk to none of my shit. Now, if you know my mom first, it's kind of, I can, and I can say she keep talking about, oh, this young boy in the program that I'm in and stuff like that, and then I see y'all two out one time. You kind of can't say nothing.
Starting point is 00:41:35 What's the difference between meeting, you know, the love of your life through somebody else? Because sometimes you might, your boy might introduce you to a girl. That girl might be his sister. That girl might be his home girl. That my girl might be his mom. I don't see a problem I think it's a big fucking problem If I met you first
Starting point is 00:41:52 It's all limits I don't care if I met you a second Before you met my sister My mom Any woman in my family Even my female friends And stuff like that Certain of them
Starting point is 00:42:00 It's like if I know you first There's no way you can talk to them Now if they met you first Then it's all fair game I just got to sit back and watch Until I get to beat the shit out of you One day she tell me you get there If I fuck around
Starting point is 00:42:09 And find out you selling dope to my mom I'm gonna be very upset Because I feel like you Enabling something that's killing her If I found out you fucking my mom. I ain't tripping long as you ain't wild. That's more of assistance, though. That's more of assistance. As long as you ain't walking like, y'all, I just finish fucking this bitch, you know me? Oh, oh, oh, that's what I think you do it. That's what I fucking think you do.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Yo, look at his niggins. Yo, look at the dick. You know, like, yo, this wax mom, yo. Don't say wax mom. Say somebody else. Say that motherfucker on there. Yo, I smash wax mom. All I had on was Tim's. Bro, bro, bro. We're talking about LeBron James' mom. Oh. Like, you fuck, why? The same thing, mom's the mom and mom. As long as you being respectful, Mama got to have a life too. Guess what?
Starting point is 00:42:54 Mama was fucking long before you got here. And Mama gonna be fucking long after, I'm about to say you gone, but hopefully you live her. But mama gonna fuck after you is what I'm saying. If I catch my dad fucking, like, doing something on my, I'm gonna look at this nigga fucking crazy for a while.
Starting point is 00:43:09 If your dad? Yeah, if I find out that they're up in there doing something, I'm like, that's a fucking problem. You got 37 brothers and sisters. I understand that, but it's after me It should be nothing. I don't know. I don't want to hear about that shit.
Starting point is 00:43:20 How many of y'all is it? It's 12. And you're the middle child? Number 10. You're in the middle, right? Number 10. I got two boys under the only. So you know they were fucking while you were in the house.
Starting point is 00:43:30 My parents are the pastors in the church. The only reason, listen. Jesus. You understand? The only reason he ain't catched them because he was number 10. Trust me. I can see some shit. Shut.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Mama. They were praying. My mom was praying and got pregnant I didn't see everything, bro Can I ask you a question? I was a baby laying in the manger Because I have this ongoing with My boy...
Starting point is 00:43:58 Take that, take that I just ongoing with my boyfriend where I told him That I should be the only one fucking in my house Like I'm not going to want my son to fuck In the house or my daughter to fuck in the house Do you care Well, you don't have something
Starting point is 00:44:10 But if you had a son Would you care if like when she's older He brings girls over in their fucking I wouldn't care per se But I don't know How you're protecting yourself As a boy Yeah
Starting point is 00:44:22 I don't know I got girls So I don't know I can't even have The hypothetical conversation I know if my daddy Caught me fucking in the house He wouldn't have been tripping
Starting point is 00:44:28 My dad used to When my mom Then wasn't home Like my mom used to My mom before we moved into the The house that my mom lives in now We used to live in this single wide trailer But when the house was like done
Starting point is 00:44:40 But we hadn't moved in yet I used to be over there Yeah My pops never was tripping because he come in. She knew the chick, he's like, hey. Yeah, I ain't mad. Lodge you ain't no boy.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yeah, I'm good. But wasn't your pops also cheating and stuff like that too? He's different type of a nigga. Okay, but that's what I'm saying. He probably's like, all right, cool, whatever. I don't want, but if he's your daughter, you would have a problem with it, right? Depend how to, if the house clean or not.
Starting point is 00:45:03 What? For real. Fuck that. I got my niece is my guy. Because if you got, imagine, imagine your daughter got a guy in the house. The guy going to bathroom, the bathroom, fucked up. Yeah, he's going to leave.
Starting point is 00:45:13 Dirty and shit. Now he's going to tell everybody how fuck up you bathroom Fuck that, man He fucking your daughter in that dirty bathroom Wait, what? I'm serious, man dirty bathrooms How's gotta be clean, man?
Starting point is 00:45:24 Man, I fucking dirty bathrooms What's that how to do with anything? So you're telling me that if you had a child in your house If you had a child, it's retired You had a child in your house And your child was fucking in your house She wouldn't or he wanted, no Well, whatever, but imagine somebody leaving the house
Starting point is 00:45:37 talking about how dirty your house is So the house makes sure the house clean So when you catch your child You be like, look, you're in here fucking in this dirty-ass house. That is a problem. I'd be mad at that too. You'd be mad at some motherfuck up.
Starting point is 00:45:48 The fuck are you doing. You're about to clean up, nigga. Throw it up. You ain't even clean. I've been telling you to clean your bathroom for fucking months. And you ain't in there fucking a nigger? Nasty ass. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:57 You're nasty. You're nasty. You're nasty. All you're nasty. You're nasty. Okay, so if it's a clean house and... I'm still not doing it, though. He's crazy.
Starting point is 00:46:06 He's fucking retarded. Like, I... Like, oh, this is the good, man. Oh, my gosh. Listen, if I got his daughter, or anybody who come over before you 30, I'm trying to shoot his ass. I don't like that.
Starting point is 00:46:19 Yeah, that's nasty. I don't like this motherfucker. Age matters. Age matters, big time. I don't want my daughter fucking in my house. Ah, man, ain't no fucking way. Ain't no way. But the sons are fine.
Starting point is 00:46:29 But then I think about all the parents' house I fucked in. But you was a guy, though. You was a boy. So what? Your son's fucking another person's daughter, though. But you don't know how. These girls understood. They made good decisions because they fucked us.
Starting point is 00:46:42 What? I don't think my daughter make a good decision. Yes, a great decision. Even when you was younger, you think you was a good decision of the fuck, really? Yeah, because I knew I was always putting condoms on. I wasn't out here, like, eating a bite plus seat. But yeah, you have a child. Okay, I can go on.
Starting point is 00:46:56 I mean, it happened. You have three girls pregnant in Miami at one time. These happened, these things happened, but I'm saying I wasn't like the real dirt digger-ass niggas nigger. Yeah, three girls pregnant one time. I wouldn't take advantage of these girls. Like, I'm the worst, I'm the best, worst case to have. Like, your father always wants you to marry a,
Starting point is 00:47:13 a provider and protector. Somebody he knows that. You know what? When he's with her, she's going to eat good, she's going to be protected. I ain't got to worry about it. Daddy duties is over.
Starting point is 00:47:20 But no father wants some clown-ass knicker that most of these nickers out here are doing. He had three girls pregnant one time, man. But I'll take care of all these motherfuckers. Don't. Listen to me. Listen. Don't let him take the condom off just yet.
Starting point is 00:47:36 Listen. I don't care how people he can say he is. Not yet. Be good over here. Yeah. But you got to really understand. Like, look all these dudes out here. He's, like, lying to these girls and shit like that. I would never was that guy.
Starting point is 00:47:50 So I was definitely the guy, like, if we had a guy coming around and was like, just like wax, yeah, I've seen it. Shit crazy. Yo, if I had a dude that came around just like me, and I knew his morals and vibes where he came from his family to the church and all of those types of stuff, I wouldn't be mad at the wax. I probably mad the way he'd look and I know he's fucking a shit out of my daughter with Tim's on. Other than that, he's a good guy. Clean your fucking bathroom, man. that's what I'll tell that all then
Starting point is 00:48:14 make sure your house clean if you're gonna be fucking in your parents' house just make sure that your house because that person that leaves your house is going to talk
Starting point is 00:48:21 about how nasty your fucking house is yes come on next fucking yo bollina bee's podcast what's popping man
Starting point is 00:48:29 yo I'm gonna get right to it man I got to the email I'm dating we're gonna gather going on two years you know what I'm saying she's cool you know what I'm saying
Starting point is 00:48:37 she work hard you know what I'm saying but it comes to the point where you got to realize if you want to be with somebody or not, you know what I'm saying? Or just because they got a good career and make money, you know what I'm saying? Try. If you can get with the attitude and personality type of shit, plus she's a little overweight.
Starting point is 00:48:53 Yo, who's that? You know, I'm not more than what I'm used to? I'm used to, curvy little chicks in a nice little, you know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? But it's hard for me to be intimate with this female than I'm with now because her stomach's so big, you know what I'm saying? But that's like one of the only flaws in the side from she got a bad attitude. She's like, like, act kind of boozy and stuck up.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Yeah, you wouldn't think you would act like that if you over, weight, but I guess, you know, with everybody's career or whatever, it makes them... Bullshit. You know, they see theirself, probably want to take themselves. I'm just trying to get some advice from y'all, what y'all think I should do? Should I say with it? To make this shit work out.
Starting point is 00:49:24 But, I mean, I'm not giving her dick as much as she liked because... Monday Wednesday Friday. I'm not attracted to it like that. I get it. I'm used to distract more chicks with a better bodies, the better physique, you know what I'm saying? My cup of tea. Yeah, we got this.
Starting point is 00:49:35 She's nice enough. She got good personality, but, like I said, she got kind of a bad attitude. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? plus she is a little overweight. Let me know what y'all think. It's your fault, bro. The reason why she got that attitude
Starting point is 00:49:48 is because she's with you and you boosts her confidence up. Now she thinks she's that person. You put her in that mode. You know what I'm saying? The little overweight side. Listen, I've been through exactly what the fuck you're talking about,
Starting point is 00:49:59 so I get it. Yeah, you can't be overweight and have a bad attitude. Bro. We need them the confidence. Wax has not been through what you've been through because Wax had a girl that was a little overweight,
Starting point is 00:50:08 but she was an amazing human being. All right. She was a great person. She was a very smart woman. She was sweet. She was a provider. She was special as fuck. And she also lost weight.
Starting point is 00:50:22 No, right. Because she was trying to please wax so much, man. No, because she wouldn't want to please herself as a difference. No. You can't call it. You keep calling a person fatty, fatty, fatty over and over. Whoa. What is?
Starting point is 00:50:35 I'm not going to, don't say who it is, but I'm just saying, I never said that shit. I never said that shit. You know what told of that? Man, hell no, man. You don't bring people confidence up. Like, anybody I'm around, any conversation I need to have with you, my whole thing is to always try to build you up and make you a better person than you was a half an hour ago.
Starting point is 00:50:53 So I never try to bring somebody down unless they needed me to call on for now. Maybe we had a couple of arguments. Let me get the fuck out of that fat shit. See what I'm saying? But that's fat shit. Nope. Can't do that. That hurts your feelings.
Starting point is 00:51:03 Nope. And I'm going to tell you something else, you're a piece of shit. If a girl had a baby, not you, but if a girl had a baby, he said the girl had some kids, right? Didn't the call her just say that? I don't think so. Oh. If the girl, okay, well, I'm just speaking in general.
Starting point is 00:51:15 If you, if you were a woman and, you know, she had some kids and she gained a little weight after the kids and you start shitting on her because she, her body ain't what it used to be. That's whack. You're a clown. You're supposed to help her get in shape. Always. But if you just mad at her because she's a little chubby, you do that before you have sex with. You did.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Stop. Yo, listen, that's the problem. Shout out to all the big girls out there who got to deal with these niggas trying to sneak some pussy. Because truthfully, they really do like chunky women. But they're ashamed. You know what I mean? Because they're so superficial like wax. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:51:45 You know what I'm saying? No, no, no. No, listen. You were green like, like you're talking about you. Oh, he was? I used to tell you that all the time. I'm not listening to him, no. I used to be like wax so superficial.
Starting point is 00:51:57 I'm like, yo, I used to call him shallow wax. You know what I'm saying? Because the girl is, just because she's a little overweight, she's a nice girl. You help her unlock that hidden character that's inside of her. Treat it like a video game. No, I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it.
Starting point is 00:52:11 I didn't want to put the pass code in. There's no more. I want this game to be over. And the game got over and I got me a new fucking game. And I like this game better. Women of games do you? Sometimes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:52:20 But my whole life. Everything that I would try to do, I try to sit there and talk myself into pussy. All that type of stuff was games. I never was actually serious until right now. Carla, you hear this shit? I wasn't serious until right now. I was a fucking game. All these girls were all of games.
Starting point is 00:52:34 All they don't trust this shit. All these girls knew I was fucking full of shit. And I used to tell them I'm full of shit. Stop it. Y'all both know I used to never like. to these girls. That's a lie. I told these girls that was shit. You would call these girls and pray with them. Yeah, I saw your text messages in the morning. You would take that. Take that. Take that. You would send them Bible scriptures in the morning. Yes. Amen. Have me with your mom and dad. Your mom.
Starting point is 00:52:57 Your mom is a prayer warrior. Yes, she is. You had your mom praying for. Yo, come on, man. My mom pray for everybody. Let's be clear, though. Take that, take that. You, I would see your text messages. You would think that. How long ago? Long time. time ago, say it. Some time ago. And you would make it seem that you really had care, like, cared for them. Like, don't know, no, no, no. You understand.
Starting point is 00:53:21 I'm not a bad person. You would lead them on, though. No, no. Listen, you got to understand. I never ever told somebody I want to be committed to them like I am. Like, right now, Carlin. You don't have to do that. Like, you talk to them.
Starting point is 00:53:31 Like, you care about them. Yes, they're going to think that. It's not about caring about them. You can't send Bible scriptures to a girl in the morning. You can't tell a girl, like, when you pray for her at night. Hey, my mom want to say. see you. And when I was getting rid of them, no, stop it. I never did that. You had a girl at a wake, man. This guy's got so crazy. This guy had about four or five different girls at one wake
Starting point is 00:53:54 and had the chubby one fixing food for the other girls. That went and shit. That's fucked up. You fucked up, man. You're not going to do about it. You fucked up, man. Listen, it's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing I can do about it. My whole thing was to try to stay out the way and act like I was hurt as much as possible so I could stay the fuck out the way. You know what I'm saying? So when they see it, but it's not a good time to talk to me. Not a good time to ask why that girl's here. Not a good time to ask why she's here.
Starting point is 00:54:21 So I got out of the situation. I got out of the way. But I still, I never ever treated nobody bad. Lyer. Wow, how I treat somebody bad? You treated my sister bad, man. Are you all the way wild today? Who I did was this shit? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:54:36 Play that call. I know she'd be calling in here. No. I have some. I have some. She'd be calling in here anonymously. Trying to think of the blackest name she can think of at the moment. No, I think she did call it one time. This is Rona. This is Rona. This is Rona. Rona who?
Starting point is 00:54:53 Rona of V. Rice. Listen, Rona V. Rice. Listen, like I said, no girl could ever say I treated them bad ever. I always told the truth. And the thing is, it's like, yeah, I get them Bible scriptures and stuff like that. What's wrong with that? I'm always good to girls that I'm cool with. You're not, you're not missing the point.
Starting point is 00:55:09 And they might want to give me some pussy or well. because you're telling them that you don't want to be with them or all the other shit, but you lead them on a girl's in the head that you're going to confuse them. Like you can't do that. Just stop fucking with them. Like don't give them. No, don't give them Bible scriptures and all the other shit. Oh, y'all hear you.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Fuck on and keep going. You heard of Jesus? She said don't get them Bible scriptures. Because you don't, why are you doing that for what? I start doing a daily bread. Because he feels bad about himself. He feel bad. He feels bad that he's doing this sin to this young lady.
Starting point is 00:55:38 And so that's his way of, uh, of, uh, of, of, making himself feel better. That's all that is. I always gave you part in gifts. I'll give you a Bible scripture and I give you flowers. Sometimes committed. You ain't never get nobody.
Starting point is 00:55:49 If a guy was doing that to me, I would be confused as hell. Why? Because don't tell me you don't want no commitment and then you're sending me stuff and leading me on and thinking that you care. You got her with mama, man. I did not get her with mama, man.
Starting point is 00:56:02 We was going to do with L.A. when that happened. What are you talking about? How should you know your mama, man. My mom pray for everybody. Whoa. Right now, that ain't even special. My mama, my mama, call it ain't even special.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Call it ain't even special. Get on his ass. It is special. It is special. I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. You got any more, how the fuck long we got to do this shit? It's just Twitter.
Starting point is 00:56:25 And I don't want to say it's a chunky girl. Why are we wanting to do that? She doesn't got in shape. She looked good as a motherfucker. And God bless that. Salute to you. Very healthy. I'm proud of you.
Starting point is 00:56:34 I'm proud to. Listen, anybody that I ever talk to had a conversation with and I can make better themselves regardless of I was the good cop or bad cop I'm happy as hell for you have you better yourself off anything that I said you heard that girl man how many people you call fat and know what if you ain't called me fat? But not like that. Not a girl that you was sleeping with and telling you love and giving Bible scriptures.
Starting point is 00:56:56 You care. That fat, when you tell her she's fat it hit different. You was ruining that girl mental and emotional health. You're calling that fat more than that. Why are you doing this? I never knew what she was. Can you go to the next one? This thing is fat and bad from shit.
Starting point is 00:57:08 this thing is wild man give me a girl can we get a girl I'm 25 years old I'm African about six feet tall you know
Starting point is 00:57:22 I'm pretty you know I have good manners I think I was a good job make good money I got a house actually at this age but yeah I got a problem I can't get any bitches to fuck with me
Starting point is 00:57:34 and by that I mean I can't get Like women like me, but not in that kind of way. They like me as a friend. But anytime I try to push the issue further, like, you know, they start acting weird and all that. I don't know, maybe the U.S. can ask you know, ideas on how to, you know, like, make this happen to me because he was a school virgin. And being a virgin, it's just not the way to be nowadays too. Or just looking at me like a freaking, you know, like I'm weirdo or something shit.
Starting point is 00:58:08 I don't believe. I'm like, not really. No, even they don't believe him. They said out of the first one. How are they going to happen to me yet? Good-looking guy, 25 years old. Man, get that motherfucker.
Starting point is 00:58:20 Virgin on the phone. He's not too good looking. I don't want to help you out because you ain't got no pussy. You don't know how to get pussy. All this fucking free-ass pussy out here. All this pussy that's trying to get me pussy when I'm in a relationship, how the fuck you ain't getting none? You don't know how to talk to girls?
Starting point is 00:58:38 Like, what's the problem? He must not be the good. You're looking like he's saying. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Like, there's no way he's as good looking because... He got a house. He got a car.
Starting point is 00:58:48 He got a fucking good job. And they just want to be friends with him. They want to be no sense. That's making sense. Are you a little gay buddy? And you don't even know it yet? And they didn't see it? I can't believe that y'all is shaming this man for being a virgin.
Starting point is 00:59:00 We're not ashamed of shit, bro. This man going to get into heaven before all of us. Because the Bible says, yes. Sex before marriage is a sin. Yes, it is. That man going to get in heaven. before all of us and y'all shame in here.
Starting point is 00:59:12 I hope I was cut in front of him like I do on the lunch line. You know what I'm saying? But at the end of the day, no, I don't think so. I think he's a fucking fool for not getting no pussy. You don't even know how your life is. Right now,
Starting point is 00:59:22 you only know which way your life is going to turn until you get pussy as a man. I don't think you're a fool for not getting no pussy. I think that you should just wait. He wants it though. How old was he? 25. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:59:31 It ain't time for him yet. God got a different plan for him. But guess what? You know, his plans? His plans are a team. For a second. You're getting suckers.
Starting point is 00:59:37 God got a different plan for him. That man is doing the right thing. We weren't doing the right thing. He wasn't. We were submitting to our lower nature. That man is submitting to his higher nature. But he wants to get a pussy. He's been wanting to give it.
Starting point is 00:59:47 But he's going to find him a woman that he can love. He's going to get married. He's going to play his ass out. As soon as he gets that pussy, he's going to be head over hills. And that's what she's on. And guess what? No, she's not going to that's not what she wants. No girl wants a guy who like her more.
Starting point is 00:59:59 That same chunky one that you hated. That man right there will love her too death. The one I didn't hate her first. And again, you never want a girl, Kronas. You never want a fucking girl. You never want to like a girl more than she like you. Whenever a guy like a girl more than she like him, she's, oh, he's creepy and I can't do this anymore. That's not true.
Starting point is 01:00:18 That's not true at all. Man, you want your girl? So you don't like, so you're trying to say that you don't like Carla that much. What you mean? My job is to make sure she liked me more than I like her. No, all those aside, my job is that's why the flowers. That's why I'm always trying to do something every single day and try to impress her. A man supposed to like...
Starting point is 01:00:36 You get her flowers too? Hell yeah. No, she don't like flowers like that. So I get an edible arrangement. She's like edible arrangement in Eminem's and shit. Wax the flower kids. Yeah, I was. Until now, I can't even get flowers no more.
Starting point is 01:00:47 I got to get other shit. You just buy you need a new trick. I do. I got a new trick. Because you like her. You actually like her. I do. Yeah, so don't do for her what you do for everybody.
Starting point is 01:00:55 That's why she don't even like that type of shit. Wear condoms. Don't get her flowers. Everything you did. Do the opposite of everything you did with everybody. I always wore condoms before. This motherfucker is wild. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 01:01:06 I did so. Oh, my gosh. What was I even talking about? You said, no, we didn't? No, he didn't. Yo, you get off this turn now. That would that shit sound like, what? Do you got out anymore?
Starting point is 01:01:23 Okay, one more. One more. This thing is stressful. I supposed to be my job over there to stress people to fuck out. Hey, Willie and the bees. Hey, Louis and the oil. Hey, wags. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:01:35 said take that. Did we do this one? I have a question. I need to my wife. So I've been with my guy for five years. He's recently just been indicted and he's going to have to call away. Okay. We haven't been on the best sometimes, but like I said, he's been the other five years.
Starting point is 01:01:59 But recently, I don't really like his same mom. like that and he has a seven-year-old child he's 15 years older than me. Damn. But I don't know. Should I hold him down and wait it out or should I chunk it up and keep going on in my life? Seven years. Well, give me some advice, y'all, thanks. I said anything after four years, you could go cheat.
Starting point is 01:02:32 You go do your thing. I mean, I will love for her to go hold him down, He's not in the best place. So he's a fucking stupid ass by not whining and dying her because he knows he's about to go in. If you're about to go in jail on the bad terms, bro, what you expect? You expect to fucking go fuck your friend.
Starting point is 01:02:48 How long the dude got? Seven years. It's kind of too long, you're a selfish-ass dude to even make her wait seven years. To get some other penis? Yes, man. Seven years is too long.
Starting point is 01:02:59 Seven years, you probably, matter of fact, no, you're probably going to lose her, bro. You're going to lose her for seven years. You're going to lose her. Seven years, that's almost, think about that. That's all the high school. You're almost out of college. That's almost two presidential terms.
Starting point is 01:03:13 Yeah. That's almost a whole decade. You know how long 20 to 27 is? 30 to 37, 40 to 47, 7 to 14. Hey, you're a whole different person. You're a totally different person. You can't expect her to hold you down like that. She got the same needs and desires that you got, okay?
Starting point is 01:03:30 But what if he say he's going to go in there and not jerk off? Listen, here's the thing. Seven years is how it. This is going to happen. This is what's going to happen. She's going to get some dick on the streets. You're going to get some dick in jail. That's what you're going to happen.
Starting point is 01:03:41 Yeah. You know what you were. Take for time. Take your time. That's how that shit going to end up happening. Oh, you want to get some out there. I'm going to get something in here. Imagine that.
Starting point is 01:03:50 That's so mad at your girl. You're on the bomb in prison. Oh word? That's what you're doing? You're out there fucking, I'm about to do the same shit. Come here. You think about it.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Two can play that game. That one dude that man ironed you the whole time you've been in that cell. time you put in that cell. He heard you overheard you on the phone like, oh word? All right. It's a shower time, nigga. Yeah. Yeah. So it's fine she got another dick thing because your motto is. Seven, no, yeah. Seven years is a long time. That's not a short bid.
Starting point is 01:04:19 No, it's not. If she said a year, maybe two, yeah. That's cool. He's holding down for. Even three. Three is a lot. Three is a bit. That's a short bid. That's a short bid. That's a short bid. Three, three, anything after three, three strikes you out. You do anything after three. I'm talking about. It could be three years and one date. What's the longest you went without dick, Taylor? And I'm in a relationship or something like that? No, just in general.
Starting point is 01:04:41 When you started fucking and liking it, what's the longest you went without dick? Actually, maybe a year and a half. Nothing? Like, I got home girls going on four and five. Yeah, me too. Yeah, man. My friend too.
Starting point is 01:04:55 I don't want to say no name because I don't know if that thing, my business to put out their business. Four or five, yes, man. Yes, yes, yes. My friend, she's very more. They must go crazy if somebody bump up against their arm. They are crazy.
Starting point is 01:05:07 That's the problem. This motherfucker is crazy as hell. Well, I feel sorry for any of the next dude that you deal with. Because four or five years with no motherfucking penis girl, you're like really uptight. You don't even like yourself really because you don't even want to get that shit up. Yo, it's like a snoop. Why, though?
Starting point is 01:05:21 I'm going to tell you. Why is it like if you have penis already? Because she's a virgin. No, no, she's not a virgin, I'm sure. But it's like he said four or five years. She's not four or five years old. And see, that's like a Snoop dog coming around. Listen.
Starting point is 01:05:33 He said she didn't have penis in four or five years, and she's not four or five years old. So, of course, she had dick before. So that's like a Snoop dog came into the studio. If I had the bomb weed, I want to give it to him. I'm like, yo, Snoop, I got this for you. But if I had some ducky-ass weed, I'm not even sure how I even smoke weed at all. And that's why these girls, if you didn't get dick in no four or five years, your shit.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Why? What the fuck is wrong with your... Yeah, you don't want the wrong person tell about this white-ass pussy. Yeah. That's not true. If I got some good penis... Because then you're kind of dissing yourself, Wes, because then you want girls to not have dick
Starting point is 01:06:07 every year and nothing like that. Man, no, no, no, one penis a year. And the girls who have more than one penis a year, y'all motherfuckers are the ones who's spreading this fucking corona shit around. Shut the fuck up. Because you're the same, you're the same one that's fucking these girls, yo.
Starting point is 01:06:19 You can make it have more than one fucking year. You should have more than one penis? Pussy! You combine it, too. I'm fucked up. If you're into her mapphrodite, that's fine. Yeah, right. You combine it two.
Starting point is 01:06:31 If you're into her mammotho dites, that's perfect. A man that's not any relationship can have more than one penis here. I mean, what the fuck? Wow. Tell him put it in here. Tell it wax. Tell it wax. Tell it wax.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Tell it wax. Tell it wax. Tell it wax. Go ahead and wax. Hey, man, trying to go. You've been around Jason Lee too long. No, I wasn't. That's a thing.
Starting point is 01:06:53 They went out. They went out of the date. For real? Yeah, it's all good. They were you going to eat. Jason, fuck? No. No.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Nobody going to admit to fucking nothing new during the Corona shit. Anyway. Yeah, for real. If you touch your anything, you really touch your anything right now around this corona shit, you don't even care of fuck about your life.
Starting point is 01:07:09 No, you're wilding. You're wilding. You're wilding. If my maturity even give me the face, like, what the fuck you've been doing? I'm looking at her like, how dumb do you really
Starting point is 01:07:17 fucking think I am to go out here and do some dumb shit? I'm not in coughing and cuffing with you. You know what I'm saying? I'd rather do that shit. If I'm going to catch anything is going to be from you. Ain't going to be from one of these other motherfuckers out here.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Ain't no way. All right. All right. Not, wait. Wait, I can do one, do one more. Give me a good girl. I don't know if it's going to be a good. All right.
Starting point is 01:07:41 These gloves don't like me. I'm telling you. You're supposed to change them. I ain't got no choice. You got to change them every three hours. You are? Yeah. Like a pad, duh.
Starting point is 01:07:51 Because it's touching germs and shit, and the germs sticking to it. You don't notice when you take them off, that should be all on your hand. Look at this shit, yo. Like, what the fuck? Up, see? Fuck it. one size fit all these are fucking these are fucking trojan shit right ready
Starting point is 01:08:09 tuxedo condos I love you guys so much so my question is about when it's appropriate to if you're talking to someone when is it the best time to cut like all the other
Starting point is 01:08:32 niggas you talk a few off and just focus on this one person. Like, how do you know when it's the best time to be dead? When y'all take the condom off, duh. Lord have mercy. What do you think? Um, yeah, I mean, when taking the condom off, even though it sounds crazy when you hear that, it's actually a sign that you really like a person. Trust this person.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Unless you just nasty. You're nasty, my son guy. Unless you and that guy are just nasty and y'all just like, fuck it. We don't like the rubber. You know, because, you know, some girls' girls like to hit you with that little joke. Like, oh, take the condom off. I don't know. I'm allergic to it.
Starting point is 01:09:07 I'm allergic to it. I'm allergic to it. Let's the fuck out of here. All y'all, y'all motherfucking allergic to latex now. You have the fucking latex got it? Hell yeah. I've never said that. I've never said that.
Starting point is 01:09:15 Oh, multiple times. That was the run of act for like a certain couple of months. I'm allergic to latex. Take it off. Take it off. What? I'm on birth control. I'm on birth control.
Starting point is 01:09:24 Did he ask you when you get tested afterwards or no? They was trying to get pregnant. It was trying to get pregnant. For what? Because I'm me. The fuck is wrong with you. She ain't paying attention to life. You don't pay attention?
Starting point is 01:09:35 I don't know. I think I care too much about my, I don't know. You care about what? You have a father who loves you. That's why? Yes. I just never wanted to like how girls be planning like getting married and pregnancy. They want love for my man.
Starting point is 01:09:50 I've always been worried about my business and how I'm going to, like I'm never going to have a child if I'm not ready for it. I'm going to tell you a good thing that a woman can do because a woman did this to me before. and that shit had me like, damn, she didn't like, she really didn't like condoms, right? But she didn't want to have sex, period. Because in order for her to, like, really, really have sex and really, like, like, get into it, she wanted to be into you.
Starting point is 01:10:15 You know what I'm saying? So if it was just some casual shit, she like, nah, we ain't fucking. But when she really started to, like me and really be into me, she would be willing to let me have sex with her. You put the condom, you know what I'm That's how it's supposed to be That's what I mean
Starting point is 01:10:31 So that makes a man work harder You know what I mean? Until we get it And we're like, man, I worked all this hard For this fucking trash No, it wasn't true No, I'm just saying it I'm just saying it's like again
Starting point is 01:10:42 Yo, a lot of the girls That gave me the pussy the first night Or like soon or whatever All this pussy was good And I lasted with them The great long relationships Like cool as hell and everything All the girls that made me wait
Starting point is 01:10:53 Is basically like I know my pussy ain't good enough So soon as I give it to him He's never gonna talk to me again So I'm going to take all I can get out of help. That's not true. I'm going to get this food. I'm going to get this food.
Starting point is 01:11:04 So what I get is over. You took away a couple virginities, right? Yes. Did they make you wait? No. At all? No. So how do you expect a virgin to be good at what she do?
Starting point is 01:11:15 No, no, no. It's just not. I knew exactly what I was doing. I know I was doing the service. Like, I knew these girls was coming to me for me to take their virginity. Really? That's all that was. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:23 They didn't care? I was so. No, they wanted somebody. They wanted the right guy. All these girls, when they were virgin, they were a virgin. right guy who's going to take their virginity one day. But they weren't in a relationship with you? No, no way. No two's coming. No way. No two's coming to me.
Starting point is 01:11:34 It's like, I want you to take my virginity. And me and my boys that's on a football team like, yeah, how many you got today? It was like, we was taking virginities. Like, it was disgusting. Yeah, I mean, that is disgusting. Thank God. I got a son. Yes. I understand that. Hose and my mom didn't do that, young lady. Oh, listen.
Starting point is 01:11:51 Like I tell. My mom had one man. She's been married since she was 17 years old. She has 12 kids with this man who's still. married and their passage. 12 kids means she likes sex. And praise the Lord with one man. With one man. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:12:06 With one man. All I'm simply saying is everybody out there, I say this to y'all all the time. When you, when you're dealing with these women, remember that's somebody mother, that's somebody daughter. Yes. And praise the Lord, the mind was cuffed up. You know? And guess what? The same thing you're doing to these girls, somebody did to the women in your life that you love.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Nope. One man. All right. And my dad was wild. That's just his. Cool. It's peace. I don't even want to talk about this. Have you ever spoken to your mama? Why?
Starting point is 01:12:33 About any man that she may have been with before? Yeah, she haven't. How do you know? She's 16, 17 years old. How do you know? Because she told us. She always told her that she's always been with my sisters, always brag on that. Like, damn, we want to be like mommy.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Your daddy fell for that? I hope he did. I did too. If a girl told you that right now, would you fall for that? Because these girls is different these days. They're not. We're the same type of girls. You don't think there was hose back then?
Starting point is 01:12:57 Oh, I understand. that, but my mom was one of the ones that wasn't. You understand? Man, my mom was married. Same women knew ways to call them. That's all it is. No, listen. Same women knew what they're talking.
Starting point is 01:13:10 They're like the fucking gloves. These women were sneaking out the house back then. They were sneaking guys into the house. Not 16 years old, though. Back of the day, 16 years old. Listen, I know my mom was in the church early. I understand. That's why my dad wants.
Starting point is 01:13:23 At 16 probably or 17 years. She's married. You think she got, hold on. You think she. saved having sex with your father until she was married? Yes, they did. How long did they wait? My dad couldn't get nothing.
Starting point is 01:13:35 That's why my dad got into the church. No, no, no. Because he was chasing my mom the whole time. How long were they dating until he proposed a marriage? They got married probably less than a year. Like, they did this back in the day like this. You think that they never had sex? Hopefully not.
Starting point is 01:13:48 You know what I'm saying? Hopefully they did it through the Bible way. But if they did, again, she still kept that in. You know what I'm saying? She ain't had no more than one penis a year. Praise the Lord. You know what I? That's what I'm happy over.
Starting point is 01:13:57 I never have to hear. here my mom is a hoe or my mom did this or we go somewhere. Man, thank God because some dudes got to deal with that shit. Some dudes hear that their mom is a hoe and they go crazy. Some dudes, it was a dude that, who mom, he killed this stuff. He was out in Brunswick, right? It was a crackhead. His mom was a crack kid.
Starting point is 01:14:15 They all had the goose jacket over her head. They all smashed. So he came into the room and he smashed too. They took the coat off with his fucking mama. So he killed What? He killed one dude in there and killed itself Wait, this is a guy you know
Starting point is 01:14:34 This is a dude that we knew of That was out there And they did that crazy wild that shit to his ass That's crazy That's wild She was a fiend So the mom knew that That was her son
Starting point is 01:14:47 No, no, she didn't know She knew his mom was a fiend Yeah, he knew his mom was a fiend So this goes back to what we were talking about earlier This proves Oh my God You would much rather Oh no, you said you would
Starting point is 01:14:56 much rather sell a woman dope. Yes, and he knows his mom was being. He knows the niggins would serve his mom. I know mad of my dudes know that their mom was getting served. But no. But if somebody in the hood smashing your mom, we're going to kill us. No, no, no. It was the fact that he fucked his mom.
Starting point is 01:15:10 Yeah, we understand that. But if he found out one of them other dudes. No, he wouldn't care. He wouldn't care. Man, come on, man. It was the fact that he fucked. You got to think about the context of the situation wax. He ended up fucking his mom.
Starting point is 01:15:19 And they set him up to fuck his mom. Yes. Niggas got to die. Diggas got to die. Yeah. But listen, if I find out that my mom was in there getting smashed, y'all couldn't just give her, look her out and give her some crack, or I'm going to hit your back when I get my shit back up.
Starting point is 01:15:32 Because I'm, I shouldn't be serving my mom if I'm in that crowd. You know what you should be serving your mom. You know what kind of bad comment that is? I get it, but my mom is out there getting it from who? If you serve your mom, you fuck your mom, yo. No, shut up. Time to go. How the fuck is this shit?
Starting point is 01:15:48 How the fuck is my shit? If you serve your mom, you fuck your mom, man. For real, man, stop this shit, man. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm serious. You know how I have me niggas out here? You know what my niggas out here
Starting point is 01:15:58 serve their mom? That's fucked up. If you would serve your mom. The mom would give me a head. Fuck that, Ma. You ain't got no money? You don't give me some head. You might as well.
Starting point is 01:16:06 You're selling a crack. You don't care about your mom. You don't care about your mom not getting rat poison and not getting that fake-ass shit and if you put her body and then now you have be the one who take care.
Starting point is 01:16:16 You got to be the one who bury her. All your drug got to get the money got to go to her burial. You're going to have to give her money for burial anyway because she smoked crack. Yeah. Now you know how many crack kids
Starting point is 01:16:24 that live way longer that were doing the right thing. The same way they want you to use your drug money to reinvest in your neighborhood to use your drug money to reinvest in your mom. Send her to rehab.
Starting point is 01:16:32 You understand that? I understand that. But my mom is out there, strong out there. There's nothing I can do. I'm not letting these other guys serve her and sit there and fuck her.
Starting point is 01:16:40 Give her rat poison. Like, fuck her whole life up. Let me go ahead. They give her rap poisoning too. Don't give her old shut up. I don't want to do it either. But sometimes your mom is out there strong out.
Starting point is 01:16:51 nothing you could do. I see watch these dudes. My boys watch their parents be crackheads for years and there's nothing that they can sit there and do. They know their auntie's on crack. Hey, man. Oh, that's my auntie, man. Let her be. You know what I'm saying? Auntie comes to the, hey, give me some money. I got him gave it. I didn't give my crackheads and my family shit. You know what I'm saying? Because I didn't want them to get from nowhere else. These other dudes are going to give you some bullshit and hurt you. You know what saying until you get off of it until i see you try to go in that right direction that right path i'm gonna push you in the right path but if you're going down the wrong page i'm not going
Starting point is 01:17:22 saying you down the wrong path but i'm gonna sit there and sit you like yo you hold this down and get the fuck out the way get out these streets because the streets is dangerous these things gonna end up have you suck your dick i'm gonna fuck you up and my auntie a crack hair now sorry auntie but you already know you know don't make my auntie suck your dick bro you know what i'm saying and don't be fractal match with my fucking auntie you probably just give her that is like any sense Treat all women the way you want people to treat the women in your family All right, man, this is true on the shit is not good for me All right
Starting point is 01:17:51 What do you tell? Treat all women The way you want women in your family treated, man I never disrespected no girls You know what I'm saying? I never was that guy No girl, what's the worst thing you think a girl could actually say about me? Shit, it's a bunch of shit that I know Didn't you put your Tims on like a girl's head before?
Starting point is 01:18:13 You just fucking. A lot of things you can do. I call a big girl bitches when I'm fucking fucking home. I was a fucking put their tent or put my fucking head in the seat. They love that shit, though. You got to understand they always want to do things different with me. They already got a boyfriend who's doing missionary and turning over and falling asleep. You got a nigga like me, we're going to do some shit, so she's happy.
Starting point is 01:18:31 What about when the girl wanted you to spoon with her? And you was like, um, you said, what is this? No, for real. But you wanted her to hold you. And so he was letting the girl hold him. And he was, he had his, he had his ass on her. stomach, you get farting on her stomach. And she was like, stop.
Starting point is 01:18:47 And he was like, nah, this is what I like. They'd lie. That's disrespectful. Again, out of all these years, we've been together. There's not, there's nothing that you can actually say I did to a girl. You let them on. That's rude as fuck. That's the most that I probably did that.
Starting point is 01:19:02 And I grew out of that. I grew out of that. We all did that when we was young. We all tried to get pussy. Okay, but don't try to make it seem like it's not the bad. That girls get trauma from that shit. Word up. For real, I tell you that you know what I don't know.
Starting point is 01:19:16 Wait, wait, wait, the girls I'm getting therapy. You know how those high school we're talking about? After high school, I didn't have to lie no more. Listen, after high school, I didn't have to lie no more at all. If you still lying after high school, you just can't get no pussy because now girls want to fuck you now. All in high school is like, my dad said no and la la la la la. Now their pussies is getting whatever or probably already fucked or want to fuck.
Starting point is 01:19:37 The high school, I mean, college, now they want to fuck the guys. And I was actually one of the guys. After college, I was one of the guys. Right now, we're still one of the fucking guys you want to fuck. So I never had a problem even getting pussy. So I never had to ever lie to girls. I always told them the truth. They're like, I just want to fuck you anyway.
Starting point is 01:19:52 Perfect. And now I'm in a situation. I don't want to fuck you out. Yeah. No, because you're still not, you're missing again. He's fucking the people of lying. Exactly. You're missing the complete point.
Starting point is 01:20:01 I let girls on when I was real young. You, what are you talking about real young? Before Carl, you was definitely. That was last year. Exactly. Like, what are you talking about it? I apologize about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:13 I apologize about that. I felt like that. I don't know. It was really crazy. I think about certain things. But you know what I mean when I'm saying? You led them on, though, right? I let girls on, and I apologize for anybody
Starting point is 01:20:28 on let them on for too long. But everybody knows exactly who I was. I wasn't lying to anybody. You know what I'm saying? A girls know exactly who I was. Right now, Carla could tell you who I am, and she'd be like, yo, she even sniff and think that I'm doing something.
Starting point is 01:20:42 and she's probably going to try to come up here and try to kill me first, but she's not going to fuck with me. These other girls knew exactly what time it was. They understood exactly who wax was at the time. So I would lie. Lies. I would not be. You lied to them.
Starting point is 01:20:56 I was trying to get pussy. You like exactly. But that's what all guys do. They always try to put their, they always bring your representative. Listen, don't get a twisted. These fucking girls out here doing the exact same thing, too. These girls out here bringing their representative,
Starting point is 01:21:08 they are not the motherfucking girls out here that you see. You wake up in the morning. totally different face, totally different person, three different fucking smells, y'all. I hope all of these women hear you and regret having sex with you. Yo, I regret having sex with them. I should only have sex with Carla.
Starting point is 01:21:24 Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. You keep me on this motherfucking mic and watch. Girls shoot harder. Oh word? You should only have sex with Carla.
Starting point is 01:21:33 Yeah. I should only have sex with one person. What? Y'all is going to be so many girls that come out with wax horror stories now since you only want to only want to have sex with Carla. Everyone, please give your white horror stories. All in time, you had sex with me, unprotected rax.
Starting point is 01:21:48 Huh? Hacks. Wax. Huh? You lived with me, wax. Okay? You told me you love me, wax. I prayed with your mama wax.
Starting point is 01:22:00 And now you just wanted to have sex with Carla? That's right. Wow. That's right. Listen, I never forced nothing on anybody before ever. I always gave somebody a revolving door. Anytime you want to leave me. Wax is evil.
Starting point is 01:22:12 No, I'm not. You're evil. What is? call the Puerto Rican. She's black and Puerto Rican, right? She's black and Puerto Rican. She's black and Puerto Rican.
Starting point is 01:22:22 Wax broke up a whole Dominican household. Listen. Because he started cheating with Puerto Rican from him. Listen, listen. Wax ruined a whole Dominican household because every Dominican man in that house wanted to know why she was dating this naga
Starting point is 01:22:36 and told her that this nigger was no good and then this naga goes and slips with a Puerto Rican. Oh my God. Now she hates black people. I guarantee you everything that her family says to her about black men, she believes wholeheartedly because of wax. I thought it was cold heartily.
Starting point is 01:22:54 Wholeheartedly in that situation. Cold heart, it means that you're rude. You should be ashamed to yourself, yo. I'm not. Listen, I apologize to anything I ever did to any woman, and I do this almost every show. Anything, anything I ever did to any other woman other than Carla, because I did nothing to her yet.
Starting point is 01:23:11 Wow. Well, at all. I apologize. Wow. I'm gonna keep on doing that. Let me go to show you that. He just don't really fuck with black women at all. He really don't fuck a black woman.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Now, now, now, now, now, Taylor Gang, let's talk about all of the women that we've talked about that Wax has been with today. None have been black. That's not true. I got a black being mom. We talked about the white woman who was chunky. You talked about Dominican.
Starting point is 01:23:33 Bro, how many? And now, Carla is Puerto Rican. Bro, we've really been together for like 19 years, bro. And you're trying to fucking, how many fucking women I went through? Whenever you hear Wax talk about putting the Tim's on women's heads, that's the black women.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Man, any woman, anytime you hear black wax talk about a woman he's disrespected, it was a sister, man. That's not true. This shit has to stop. And it has to stop now. And it wasn't. This is back in a day shit, man. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:24:01 Nothing I did recently again. I'm going to say it again. If any woman out there, if I ever did anything to you. Nope, too late. No. And all you want to fuck is call her. Too late. Too late.
Starting point is 01:24:12 What's the voicemail number? can call in. What's the number, Taylor? You know what to know to know and say it. What's the number? Taylor, what's the numbers that they can call in? They already been calling. Say it. 347. 6.79. 6118. 347, 679, 6118. I guess what? If you got a wax horror story, if you regret fucking this, nigga because he regrets
Starting point is 01:24:36 fucking you, call up right now. Tell us. Listen, I didn't regret fucking you. No, don't change you. Because, don't switch you up now. Listen, I got some great skills. Great things happened to me. I became, you would never appreciate the good unless you went through the bad. And I'm not saying y'all was bad. It's just like, something things that you, anybody that's not your wife.
Starting point is 01:24:57 So anybody before your wife, they was good? Good what? What you mean? They was good. Good what? They was good and bad. Everybody, everybody before my wife, I did dirty. Because I was with some very good women.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Me too? Women who should have been somebody's wife, women who would have been, who will make great mothers and stuff one day. And because I was too busy playing around because I had a good thing at home, I probably ruined more of those women's lives than anything. But I didn't lie though. You said you hate those women. No, I would never say that. They discuss you now. That's what you said.
Starting point is 01:25:36 No, why? And you let me finish. I was saying, like, I should have just been with Carla and only one woman because that's a great and great. God's eyes. Like, I should only be with the person that you only want to be with for the rest of your life. Here the thing with Wax. Wax has to say something 100 times. And by the 100 times, he'll say it how he should have said it the first time. That's not what you said the first time. But that's what I meant. You cut me off. I would say anything before her was a mistake because it's like when you find somebody that you want to be when you enjoy. It's like,
Starting point is 01:26:02 this person you should have been with for the rest of your life. Instead of playing around that's what I was doing. Doing these girls dirty. I wouldn't say doing dirty. Because nobody actually say I did them really, really bad. What's the number of 347. This shall change today. 3.47.7. They already been calling, though. 347, 6179.
Starting point is 01:26:20 6118. 6118. They already been calling no. Tell us your wax horror stories. Tell us. We need to know. We need to know about wax's horror stories, okay? And shout out to L'Oreal because she would definitely be.
Starting point is 01:26:32 To look to L'Oriol. Out there doing the morning hustle. That she did. What's happening? Hustle and leave this alone because she had not going to do it. Laurel doing good with that morning hustle shit. I like, I like seeing Laurel go viral
Starting point is 01:26:46 with her clips and shit. I like her. She's dope. Laurel been dope, though. Wax, close it out. All right, you know, this is the part I need Laurel for her, but I know tell a friend, tell her friend.
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Starting point is 01:27:11 listening to this. If you're not in the house with coronavirus listening to this and you got a girl with you, enjoy it, tell a friend or tell her friend. That's all I know. Okay. Peace. All right. Thank you, Sholomey, for joining us. Good work.

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