The Brilliant Idiots - Bunny Or Die
Episode Date: January 20, 2023This week Charlamagne and Andrew get into the classified documents Biden has been avoiding to address, but one thing he didnt avoid was singing Happy Birthday to Corretta King, even though it didnt so...und like it. During the episode they speak on the LGBTQ community, Taylor wanting a baby and the rumors spread about Chris Rock pandering to the white man. Lastly, they answered some questions for Ask An idiot. ***************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Hezzy. Yo, can we start by wishing a happy birthday to Martin Luther King, the Third's wife?
What? What? You don't know Martin Luther King, the Third's wife? No, I never heard of
Well, that's her name.
I mean, that's what Joe Biden call her, so I figured that's your
name.
Oh, that must be her name.
Played a clip.
Including your wife, who I understand, is the birthday today?
Well, look, my wife has a rule in her family.
When somebody's birthday, sing happy birthday, you ready?
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear Lally.
Love it.
Happy birthday to you.
Well, you know what's so terrible about this?
Not only did he not know her name,
this is the National Action Network conference.
Okay.
On MLK Day, and you sing the white version of Happy Birthday,
brusday, bro.
Oh.
You couldn't even let the Stevie Wonder version fly.
The Stevie Wonder version that even has a remit that is dedicated to Martin Luther King, Jr.
Wait, but, does that one not even have the name?
What?
The black happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
I think it's called happy birthday.
No, no, but it doesn't have the person that you're singing's name.
No.
So you would have been fine.
That's right.
All you guys, that's right.
And the whole crowd would have got into it.
Whole crowd would have been clapping their hands.
You know what I'm saying?
And that happy birthday is actually dedicated to Martin Luther King Jr.
There's a whole verse about Martin Luther King Jr.
And his dream and everything else.
This is, what are we doing?
This is why you need representation.
This is why you need representation.
Where is Kamala?
Is she, where is she?
I know for a fact,
Vice President Kamala Harris
probably does not know the Stevie Wonder version.
Wait, why?
I just feel it in my bones
that she does not know
the Stevie Wonder version
on Happy Birthday.
I just feel it.
Isn't it?
What does it say to you
that like I am so fluent
in the Stevie Wonder,
happy birthday?
You know it?
You are?
Come on.
I just saying it.
Bro, you know how happy...
Happy birthday to you.
No, that's not it.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday.
Oh, that is it.
Happy birthday.
That's just the book, yeah.
Happy birthday.
But that's all you need.
That's it.
You in a black room and you white and you sing it in that cadence.
You're going to rip because the crowd won't sing it for you.
Because the song never starts and never finish it.
That's right.
And then when you don't know the words, you can just go,
nah, na, nah, la.
Nobody even knows it.
But when you do White Happy Birthday, you got to know that fucking...
You got to know at least a person's name.
God damn.
Nobody in that room nor him.
How fucked up is that?
He thought they were going to bail him out because he went,
um-n-um-n-uh.
Do you feel like President Biden is not getting the smoke he deserves for all the classified documents that are being found?
No.
I mean, yeah, no.
No, what?
I think they all got...
I confuse myself with the fucking question I asked?
Me too, bro.
Me too, bro.
Do you think he's getting the smoke he deserves?
I don't think he deserves smoke.
Really?
Yeah. Talk to me. I just think that one, you don't do your own moving when you're like a president.
I know your lawyer doesn't do it for you. That's facts. I know your lawyer not helping you move.
What's going on over there? You're okay? You're having a rough day? Taylor drunk. We get to her later.
Yeah, we got to figure it out. But yeah, it's like you don't do your moving, so you don't know what's being moved.
Your lawyers aren't doing the moving for you. We can say that. Also that. And also, if we're going to be like kind of nuanced about it, like, now all the documents and shit that you look at are on like iPads and stuff.
The documents back in a day with Biden were when he was a vice president and they were printing
shit out.
Trump had printed ones out from last year.
But that's the problem.
They had moved to a digital system and he was still printing them out.
No, I thought that they had classified documents and Trump just took the classified documents home
from the White House.
Well, no, I guess what I was told is that they've moved to a digital system.
So then printing out the documents that should just be viewed digitally.
In other words, hey, we're going to brief you on this, read the document, and then we take it away and then it's gone.
Yeah. But what he was doing, I guess, is printing these things out. Is that how classified documents work, though?
Recently, they transitioned to this new system. Back of the day with Biden, that was when he was vice president, they weren't doing it.
It wasn't throwing around documents on iPads. I just like consistency. You know what I'm saying?
But do you see, I guess, the difference? It's rare that I'm copied with pleas for the Biden administration. But it is a difference in that they transitioned from a printing out paper system to a digital system.
That's the first I'm hearing of that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I didn't, I thought everything was kept, you know,
but here's my thing.
I don't even care, dude.
Like, there's no way they're going to print out anything that's that important.
They don't do it.
Well, here's the thing.
And I'm not copying pleas for Trump because it's not about Trump.
It's just about consistency.
When it happened to Trump, it was all about the documents.
It was, we don't know what's on them.
It could be nuclear codes.
It could be personal information that he's selling the foreign governments.
They don't do that.
But my point is, that's what the means.
media was saying.
Of course. Yeah. They use it as it.
Now with Biden, it's, oh, well, it's not really about the documents, classified documents
slip up and leak all the time. Now it's about the obstruction that Trump did. Like, no,
that's not what y'all said when it was Trump.
Are you finding out that the media is not fair?
I know the media is not fair. Are you finding out that there's a liberal slant to the media?
I've always known that. You know what I mean? But it's just the principle, like, let's at least
try to have some consistency. Let's not make the hypocrisy be so, so blatant.
They don't care. Nobody's fucking.
cares. And that's the reality is nobody really cares right now about just anything. Life is good.
We're not close enough to election where we've got to pretend to care about the issues and that
kind of stuff. So this type of hypocrisy comes out. We're like, ah, I don't really care that much
about it, especially since it feels as if the momentum for the Trump campaign is waning.
I don't know about that, bro. I don't know. It feels, it feels rough out there for Trump.
I tell you why, I tell you why it's good for any Republican who will become the presidential,
the nominee.
Because the Republican Party is going to stick together no matter what.
That's facts.
So it doesn't even matter.
That's fact.
Republicans are like Mexicans in prison.
Do you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's push up time, guys.
Let's go.
They're going to be together.
Organize.
No, you're right.
You're right.
They're going to all be on the same page.
High socks.
When people say Trump's campaign is waning, it's just like,
yeah?
All he guys do is get there and win,
and then everybody's going to get in line.
I just don't know if he got the same juice that he had in the past.
Like in the past, that motherfucker was charged up.
And now I don't even hear him talking.
But we never seen anything like it before.
Fair enough.
You know what I'm saying?
Now we know all the tricks.
There's nothing new.
But I will say what happens with this Biden situation,
it makes it harder to hold the GOP accountable.
Because the GOP are the kings of what about it is.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
So it's like, well, you did X, Y, Z.
So did y'all.
Trump ran a whole campaign on what about it.
I feel like that's, yeah, this is the best thing for it.
Trump. Yeah, that's what his whole career was. Best thing for the GOP, period. Yeah. And that's the problem
when you try to stand on on moral issues, when you try to have a moral high ground. Yeah, yeah,
you know what I mean? Like, knock it off. You know, Biden literally was on 60 minutes saying,
how irresponsible can someone be to just have classified documents lying around? Nottingham's
classified documents at three different locations. Right, right, right. President Biden. Yeah.
And your administration has no, no, no, no, no, no, no nothing for it. Just like, oh, we'll leave it up to the deal.
J.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
How that could possibly happen.
How anyone could be that irresponsible.
And I thought what data was in there that may compromise sources and methods.
By that, I mean names of people who helped or et cetera.
And it's just totally irresponsible.
Come on.
So my thing is like what's, I don't be wanting to know what's right and what's wrong.
Yeah.
But I thought it was wrong to bring classified documents home.
That's what y'all told me when Trump got called.
But now you're saying it happens all the time and it was the obstruction.
But I said the same thing with Trump.
Like there's levels to classify it.
Like if there's some real important shit like nuclear codes or like geopolitical secrets or like names of operatives that are abroad, like some actual real important shit, they're not printing that out ever.
That's said in a closed door room with no audio leaking, et cetera.
That is private information.
With this kind of stuff that they're actually printing out, right?
This is bullshit.
It's like, okay, what are we going to do with the lawn?
I feel like digital would be more easy to hack that kind of shit nowadays.
You think.
You think what just happened to us last week, that goddamn cyber attack of the fucking FAA.
Oh, when they tried to make Pete Buttigieg not run for president?
I don't care what.
You think that's what it was?
Sometimes you got to, you know what I mean?
Sometimes you got to let them know.
I just think America got their jaw tapped a little bit.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, that's what it was.
Whether it was Russia and China.
That's right.
Somebody wanted to let them know, hey, we out here.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
But yeah, that's happening all.
a time, but I love how like, if you're not going to do anything back to the country that did
the attack to you, you say it was on you. Some people say that about JFK getting killed. They're like,
that could have been a Russian operative or that could have been Russia that actually did it. And what
America did was covered it up because we didn't want to actually go to full-on war with Russia.
Because if you kill a sitting president, like, that's war. You got to get to Bucking, right?
Luke, baby. Yeah. So it's easier to go, we did it. And then that takes all.
the smoke out of Russia's or takes all the wind out of Russia's sales.
Yeah.
Because Russia's pumping their chest like, yeah, we just took out a president.
And then you look at the news and it's like, we took out our own president.
Yeah.
It's crazy that whoever did that really thought that Pete Buttigieg would ever be a threat
to be president of the United States.
I mean, he's the only one that's like, can, I don't know, can hold a conversation.
Whatever country did that, don't buy into the propaganda.
What do you mean?
America is not electing a gay president.
I don't think he's gay, bro.
I think we got to start pulling receipts, bro.
I think we got to start pulling receipts.
It's a lot of people claiming gay out here, bro.
He's the Secretary of Transportation.
That's different.
No.
That's different.
Oh, I was going to say, because you know what he's riding.
Ooh.
Oh, oh, oh, Secretary Pete is gay, and I don't think America...
A Mustang.
I don't think America's ready to elect the gay president.
I just don't...
I think we need to see receipts.
It's so easy to claim gay.
It's so easy to claim by.
I think we need to see.
Gays might have to start pulling up
and pulling out on these guys claiming gay.
What would be the benefit of faking gay?
I'm just saying, come on.
Show us, come on.
There was a time where there was so much,
and the homophobia still is way too present.
That's why I don't think, way too present.
I don't think this country will ever elect the game.
And I think that that's a reasonable position to take.
But, and you're not, yeah, you're saying
because of how homophobic people are.
Absolutely.
But there was a time where the homophobic
is so present that if anybody said they were gay,
you were like, well, they must be.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because, oh, my God, there's so much homophobia
and so much backlash,
and there's so many people are going to hate you because of that,
so you would never lie about that shit, right?
Maybe we've come to a time where there isn't as much of it
and their advantages to claiming gay.
I think there's more homophobia now.
And I think that if there's one thing that...
I think it's white people's way out of, like, white responsibility.
I don't even think it's just white people who are homophobic.
No, no, no.
I'm saying like when like these white like singers or actresses or that kind of shit are like,
I'm gender neutral or I'm bi.
It's just their way of like tapping into an oppressed thing.
You know what I mean?
So it's like you're not a straight white person.
So now you're not responsible for all the fuck shit straight white people have done.
So you're part of the oppressed class.
So now you got some victim currency without doing nothing.
If you claim buy, you get to fuck the people that you want to.
You get to be straight.
I believe.
I believe anybody who's of the LGBTQ plus community is really a member of the LGBT
plus community.
I believe you all.
Check the receipts.
Yo, yo, yo, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Pull up.
Pull out.
Pull up and pull out.
I just don't see the benefit in pretending to be that.
Don't take advantage of gay people's actual gay people's struggle.
That's what I'm saying.
Don't co-op their struggle for your career.
you know, to have success, to remove, you know, the, whatever you're trying to do,
to remove your privilege or whatever it is.
Because people really went through it.
No, a lot of gay people really, and still going through it.
And going through it.
And going through it.
No, you're right.
So we're pulling up and asking for receipts.
I need to see some.
But the only reason I say that's not fair is because I do think we live in an era where people
have more confidence to come out now.
Yes.
Because of how many people that have come out.
You know what I'm saying?
So I think a lot of times when we see these people,
We'd be like, you really?
It's because they never had the confidence to come out.
So, yeah, they might have to wait until 30, 40 years old.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, everybody ain't as brave as the youngsters.
These youngsters will let you know straight up.
Like, we flew it, baby.
And then come back.
And word up.
Like, they'll be like, I'm a girl.
And then, like, a year later, be like, I was playing.
It's right.
Yeah, I was playing.
I was curious.
I was, yeah, for real.
No, you're right, you're right.
Flew to the LGBTQ community.
You know what I wanted to talk to.
you about,
talk to me,
man.
This is something
that I've been seeing.
Can we talk
about the video you showed?
Oh,
yes.
Let's play this clip
because it's all about
comedy.
This clip,
we're going to insert this clip.
It's this clip of,
um,
the Jefferson.
People may not realize
that all in the family
was a spinoff of the Jefferson.
If you have a certain age,
you remember that.
You know what I'm saying?
So Archie Bunker was on an episode
of the Jefferson's,
the good sister comedian,
Miss Pat.
She posted a clip of this,
and she said,
said this is what sitcoms used to be before y'all got soft.
Yep.
I don't need you to blow my nose for me.
Now, will you leave me alone?
You're on, huh?
Hey there, Jefferson.
That ain't very nice, talking out way to your little mammy here.
Who do you call him mammy?
You?
I'm nobody's mammy.
I'm his mother.
What's going on?
He called Mama Mammy.
Oh.
You don't think I was doing nothing wrong.
I thought I don't call him.
call him his mammy.
Well, I did, Jefferson, that's what I always ate.
Tees-Aldson called his mother-mamee for years.
We are not wanted here.
Helen, don't fly off the handle.
I want to leave, and right now.
But, Mom, Jenny, you stay out of this.
This is between your father and me.
Okay?
Okay, have a good time.
Can't you tell when you've been insulted?
Now, just don't get excited.
I am not getting excited.
I am getting mad.
This is little movies.
That's what happened.
when you mix black and white.
Ten more seconds he's going to call her nigger.
In addition to that, I ain't used that word in three years.
What's your thoughts on that?
I actually think this is incredibly progressive.
Talk to me.
Now, we look back at it and we see all these incredibly racist jokes,
and we go, wow, this is racist.
But I think what the show is exposing is,
one, racism of all races and cultures,
but also, like, here are the mistakes
that white people that don't know black people
or enough black people often make with black people.
That's right.
They don't realize a thing.
They're not coming from a hateful place,
but the thing that they're saying is racist or hateful.
That's right.
So we're going to show you in the funniest fucking way
why you don't do that.
And I bet you there's a whole bunch of white people
that grew up watching that show going,
oh shit, we can't say Mamie or whatever.
You can't say, I don't even know.
I didn't even know that term was racist.
Yeah, Mamie is a term used to degrade black women.
But to your point, that's why TV is art.
and that's why they call TV programming, right?
I can think of an episode of girlfriends
when Lynn, who's biracial on the show,
her white sister is in the hair salon singing JZH to the iso,
and she says the N-word,
whole hair salon stops,
and now they spend the next 20 minutes of the show
having a discussion about it.
So you see what happened?
That was wrong.
You see people react to it,
and then there's a solution by the end of the show.
We need more of that.
But what I liked about this is it was, it was like medicine and the candy.
Yes.
Like you don't even know there's medicine.
Like we're putting a medicine in it because we're basically going, oh, wow,
you kind of teaching people what you can and can't say at a time where white people did not have probably as many black friends.
And there are plenty of white people that had no black friends.
They don't even know what you're supposed to say and not say.
Yeah.
And but also exposing that there might be racist or prejudice from black people to white people.
Yeah, yeah.
Obviously the mix called, the mix.
Dr. Umar before Dr. Umar, baby.
That's it, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
That's the fucking blueprint.
They don't want the interracial relationship.
Yeah.
Anyway, I thought it was just really cool.
And there is a way to like use racism in characters to a teach, I don't want to say teach a lesson.
That's exactly what it is.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is kind of cool.
So it's very easy to look back in this and be like, oh, this is some racist bullshit.
Is it though?
Or is it exposing what does happen in life and why it could be wrong?
It's art reflecting life.
Whose phone keeps going off?
Taylor of course.
Taylor's really going through it today, huh?
She wants to have a baby.
It's,
no, we don't talk about it.
But like, is she, she said it to me,
but like, is that what she does?
She said it to me.
And she said it to you,
because she wants us to talk about it
on the podcast, clearly.
I could tell.
She wants to have a baby.
What did I do when I walked in?
I gave her a hug, right?
Because I was like, you are fucking going through it.
Yeah, you could tell.
And now she just want attention.
She leaves her phone ringing.
Nobody texting her.
You can tell.
She's on her laptop texting her phone to make sounds
so that we can talk about her on a fucking podcast.
I thought you told her that because of her new girl.
That's what made you think she was going through it.
Why did you all of a sudden want to have a baby?
What's that about?
Don't don't because you did it on purpose.
You told me and you told Andrew
because you wanted to be talked about.
And you got the little Bronx baby fat coat on.
She's ready to be a little teen mother.
She really thud.
You really are.
Like a teenage mom right now.
She got the baby fat snorkeleckle with the fur.
on it. She is dressed
like New York teenage mom.
This is definitely 16-year-old teenage mother from the Bronx.
Yo.
I heard Brenda got a baby.
Brenda Pelly got a brain.
A damn shame.
That is definitely the teenage pregnancy coat, yo.
Yeah, it is.
It really is.
That is, yeah, that's a wild situation.
Why do you want to have a baby tail?
Go ahead.
Tell us real quick.
Maybe somebody's listening.
Maybe they want to make that mistake and get it.
get you pregnant.
First of all, I'm not getting pregnant unless I have, like, a husband and all that
that shit.
Okay, so you're not getting pregnant.
But, fuck you.
But I'm just saying, like, seeing my nieces this weekend makes me, like, feel with love
and I just want a daughter just like my nieces, that's all.
Why not just be auntie?
I love being the fun.
I am the fun aunt, but I don't know I want one of them.
How you know you the fun aunt?
I definitely am a fun.
Why?
Because they're laughing at you?
They might be laughing at you.
First of all, no, no, they're not.
Why she's so old in our height?
How old are they?
Stop.
They are 9, 13, and 6.
Oh, 13, you're definitely taller than you.
No, she's not actually.
Oh, okay.
Not yet.
All right.
But I don't want to have this conversation.
It's a deep one, right?
Not real.
How y'all make it?
No, it's not going to be deep.
You want to have a baby.
It's just a beautiful thing.
You're going through the life process.
How old are you?
Yeah.
31.
31 years old.
So you got about maybe like four more eggs left or something like that.
true. We need to stop that.
What do you mean? Because that's just not
real. Stop. What are you talking about?
That's not real. Hold on. What's not real?
I'm doing what the doctor's saying?
What's not real? Tell us
how science ain't real, y'all.
Tell us how it's not real. Because there's plenty of women
that had babies when they're
old of age. I know.
My mom had me when she was 35 years old.
Okay. Exactly. You're fine?
I'm fine, but I'm a little wonky.
Do you know what I mean?
Like I'm old sperm, old egg, clearly.
Like, you see me, it's old.
You know what I mean?
My toes don't work.
I got arthritis everywhere.
I'm not even 40 years old because my mom and dad were fucking old.
So they passed down that arthritis.
So you got to get to, you know what I mean?
You got to get to getting shot up.
Well, tell these guys to, you know, step it up then.
Step one up.
Are you soliciting guys to shoot your club up?
That's a wild thing.
It's crazy.
No, I'm not.
I need a ring.
my finger first and then we could talk about babies.
But other than that, no.
You're going to have to calm down with all these demands.
You're not in the demand age.
You're not going to be.
What is that supposed to mean?
You know what?
Like, you reach a certain age.
Like, demand age is like 26.
You're saying she had to end of her contract?
Wait a minute.
You say she had to end of her prime year, bro?
Are you saying she should be asking for the veterans minimum?
You're trying to get the max?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Stop.
I know you should stop talking too.
Boom.
Can Brady command the Max?
Yo, there ain't no way Brady getting the Max.
I know he's had a lot of good years.
He's done a lot of good stuff and nobody paying Brady to Max right now.
Whoa.
I'm just saying you're not in the age if I need a ring.
Yes.
Because he need to see if you work first.
He's like, let's get pregnant then I'm married.
That is true, y'all.
You're acting like, you know, there's these guys out here,
but what if these guys don't want to get you pregnant?
What if they talk to you and they're like,
I don't know if I want to breathe with her?
Okay.
You ever thought about that?
Okay, but I don't get that, though.
I get some people wanting to.
Getting one in the what?
Breed with me.
You, that point.
Yo, just because of, yo, yo, yo, yo, tell.
Oh, did your uncle really have to tell you this?
Don't listen to nothing the guy says when he's on top of you naked.
Oh, I love you.
I want to be with you.
Have my babies.
You believe that silly shit.
No, first of all, that never happened to me during sex.
They don't hear it from the top?
Them saying that's too much talk, first of all.
Oh.
And then second.
You don't let them talk to you?
I don't like, I like grunts in all the other so you don't got to talk.
I want to breathe.
I want to breathe.
Just no, Guy to sing it off like the bedroom or out of the bedroom.
That's paying that shit.
Happy birthday, too.
Don't even know her name.
That's exactly right.
The deputy daddy, happy birthday.
Yo, that's crazy.
That is crazy.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
That does not run through my family's blood.
So tell, listen.
Those guys that have said that to you, why aren't they viable candidates?
Yeah.
Because I saw stuff in them that I don't like.
Why don't you fuck with no white people, bro?
I can't do that.
Why not?
Not in this age.
No.
Why not?
Not in this age?
Not in this age.
Why not?
Not at 31?
They're not going to be down for that?
I don't want a half baby.
I want all black.
No, no.
Let me ask you this question.
She wants a whole baby.
That's fucked up.
You don't want a.
You don't want a half baby, you know?
Why don't you want a half baby, man?
What's wrong with that?
It's going to come out easier.
It's not going to fuck up your body as much.
Wait, what?
It's going to slide out easier.
It's not as big, a half baby.
Says who?
Yeah, shut out.
I'm just saying.
Listen, it's...
I hope you get your wish, Taylor.
No, you got this.
I do.
I hope you get your wish.
You got this.
You want the big?
I'm serious.
Can I see you if I can lift curving?
I do.
If you want a baby, I'm down for that.
I'm happy for you.
but you got to find a guy.
Exactly.
That's the only way I'll have a baby if I have
Like that works.
No, stop.
If I have like a family, like building a family.
She got standards, bro.
Yes.
You know, the only way I'm having a baby
is if a guy gets me pregnant.
I hate it.
That's the only way.
I'm not having a baby no other way
unless a guy.
I don't want to hear shit by no stalks.
Nothing.
Okay.
No artificial insimulation.
Whatever the fuck it is, I'm not having a baby.
If it's not some man, man gets me pregnant.
I'm still here for, you know, hopefully in the future,
y'all can have babies too.
What do you mean?
We can't have babies.
No, men, I want y'all to be able to carry the baby.
Why?
See, this is the type of shit that's going to make you not get pregnant, you know.
Exactly.
Well, why not?
Like, why do you all not want to share that?
God got to have a favorite, though.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
God gave his toughest battles to his strongest,
soldiers, yo. Oh, God. God got bars, bro. God know we can't handle
no having no kids. God got bars, bro. All you need to do is just get, um, what's called?
C-section? A C-section, yeah. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. To have a baby.
So, see a baby. So, C-section is worse.
Of course. Trust me. I've seen them all. You know what I'm saying? My second daughter was
delivered C-section. C-section is worse. They have to, that's a surgery. They got to cut you
open, rearrange your organs, take the baby back and put the organs back in the right place.
It's so much room for error with C-sections. Like, like, you're
Like, vaginal birth is way more safer than C-section.
But I'm just saying C-section has happened, though, right?
Nah, man.
I'd rather have it out my butt.
I would not want no C-Sexecisions.
Well, I hope for that, okay?
Why?
I just want you y'all to share it.
I just feel like it's not fair that we have to deal with all this shit.
Y'all don't like nothing God gave you.
Yeah, why?
So we should like, yeah, it's and everything else?
No.
Also, your birth is going to be quick how short you are.
Shut up.
It's not.
It's not. It's not.
It's not.
It's not goes for.
Boom.
Yo, shoot your baby.
Please don't try to bungee jump out of tailors.
You're going to smash your fucking head on ground.
Whoa.
Come on,
nine months down to drink.
Short of people have more babies, Asia.
Oh my God.
Two billion Asians.
Whoa.
There's like five Swedish people.
Whoa.
Whoa.
You don't want that, yo.
You don't want that.
You don't want that.
You don't have a baby.
You don't even know it.
I'm telling you, the doctor will be playing usher.
There goes my baby.
Back.
You don't want that.
For real.
For real.
You don't want that.
For real.
You don't think you got some flatulence one day and all of a sudden,
all a sudden, boom.
You think you push it out of my body and what happens with it.
So that's not going to be no surprise.
You say that everybody, see, everybody got a plan until they get punched in the face.
That's what giving birth is.
That's what giving birth is no joke.
How do you know?
Because I've seen four of them.
Just like you see it, you haven't felt it.
So that's what I'm saying y'all can do it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You never had a soulmate.
You never saw a video of something that was impactful to you?
And she's never had a soulmate.
So being that she never had a soulmate.
That's him.
Because if you had a soul,
meant you'd have a baby.
Because she never felt,
she never felt anybody's pain.
Damn, bro, you're cooking right now,
bro.
That's not true.
That was just,
Bing, Bing, Bing.
I didn't have nothing to say that one.
She never felt anybody's pain.
If you saw your wife,
I said,
I felt my wife.
You could feel her pain.
I'm telling you.
And every time was worse.
Yep.
It was never a time and it was like,
oh, this is easy.
She did this with it every time.
Yep.
Yep.
But I want you to have a baby, Taylor.
Congratulations.
I want you to have a baby,
too. Can you wish me
like a good man to have a baby with too?
I ask you asking a whole lot.
You asked for a lot. Damn near 40 years
old talking about I need a good man.
You know what I mean?
Why don't we just start at
post? Yeah. How about posts?
Yeah. That. You know what I'm saying? Didn't come.
Yeah. Like let's just chill out.
Good man. Getting all picky.
Damn near 47.
You're only of 47 years old.
Do you know what I mean?
Come on, y'all.
It's so funny that you.
She said she wanted a baby and she decided to break out the freaking teenage pregnancy coat.
Because she's trying to lure them in.
That is crazy.
You try to lure them in.
You want like a 21-year-old Dominican from Queens.
That's what you're going after.
You're going after a 21-year-old Dominican from Washington Heights.
Because she's not a fertile Dominican's all.
That's it.
Done.
Done.
Done.
It's okay, Taylor.
I want you to have a baby.
All right.
Let's move on.
Now.
Explain to me.
I'm going to ask you a question.
Yep.
And I think you're qualified to answer this because you are a comedian.
Okay.
Okay.
And we don't like panda bears.
We don't like panda bears.
Pander bears, right?
Have you ever thought Chris Rock was pandering the white people?
No.
Never.
Where is this narrative coming from?
That all of a sudden Chris Rock, the man who gave us bigger and blacker,
the man who used to get in trouble for racist jokes towards
white people, where did this
rhetoric come that he pandas
to white people in his comedy?
Yeah, I don't know.
I do not.
Yeah, I do not know.
Where do you think?
I do not know.
I saw, you know, our good sister, Ebony K. Williams.
She said she saw him last year.
I saw him last year.
She said she felt like he was pandering.
I didn't see that at all.
I had a very interesting weekend.
It started by me attending
the Chris Rock show by myself.
Okay.
I have been a life.
long Chris Rock comedy fan.
For me, Chris Rock is done.
Chris Rock was so clearly shucking and jiving.
Don't tell me that.
He was so clearly curtailing his bits for white claps.
It was just full on unapologetically anti-black.
Really?
This black-ass man was sitting on this auditorium.
Basically what he said was, I'm black, but I'm not a...
And he said it in front of a room for the white.
Right.
And they were in front of a room for the white.
laughing their fucking asses off dust.
I left halfway. I was disappointed.
I was hungry. Let me just take my black
ass on to checkers. I left
there thinking, he needed to be slapped one
more time. I didn't like the first slap. I thought
it was just, you know, whatever. But now I'm like,
what's your shit? Where's Big Willie when you need him?
And then Jason Lee was on
See the Thing Is podcast with Mandy
and Bridget Kelly. And he said that
Chris Rock Panthers the
white people. I, when
when did this happen?
All I've ever seen Chris Rock do with his
That is challenge white people.
Challenge the white supremacist system.
Chris Rock is the guy who literally within two minutes,
I think it was a, was a children of messaging?
Also explaining the black experience.
I would say explain the black experience to white people.
Okay.
Like Chris got that great joke where he's like,
he talks about his neighborhood.
Yes.
That joke.
Yes.
Is one of the best jokes about explaining the black experience and like what whites,
I don't know, what does he call, like white mediocrity?
Yeah.
I think that would be the bigger and black.
or kill the messenger.
It means it talks like what a black person needs to do to achieve like what a regular
white person.
Yeah,
he said in his neighborhood it's only four people.
It's Mary J.
Blyde at the time.
Yeah,
my neighborhood there are four black people.
Yeah.
It is Mary J.
Blige.
It is J. Z.
Eddie Murphy.
Chris Rock.
Eddie Murphy.
Was it Eddie Murphy?
And he goes,
he goes,
now that is the greatest R&B singer of all time.
Greatest rapper of all time.
Greatest comedian.
The greatest community of the time.
And then he says like,
and a pretty good comedian.
He's like self-deprecating with himself, right?
And then he goes,
my neighbor is a dentist.
Word.
My white neighbor is a dentist.
He didn't invent the veneer.
Word.
But it was brilliant.
Yeah,
I don't know.
I think this is really unfair.
Listen,
there's a,
there's a essay that Chris Rock wrote on racism a while ago,
and I think it was Hollywood Reporter one of them.
But go back and watch the Oscars So White monologue from 2016.
Not just watch.
the monologue, watch the whole show, and watch how he challenges racism and white supremacy.
Like, there's one part where he goes this year, the in-memorium package is going to be all the
black people that were shot by cops on their way to the movies.
Yeah, I don't know what I'm saying?
Like, maybe it's because he operates in white spaces more often.
Well, he speaks about that here on this thing with Kevin Hart Show on Kevin Hart Show on Peacock.
It's a weird thing. So I do bring the pain and I'm on Oprah and I'm on 60 minutes and I'm just
all, I'm on the cover of every magazine or whatever in the world.
But you had that Whitney Houston rumbling or like, only white people like it.
Too many white people like him.
So when it was time to do my next special, I'm like, oh, oh, you think only white people like you.
Okay, well, I'm going to the Apollo.
And there ain't going to be no white people nowhere.
And I'm going to call the special big, this is the blackest special you will ever see.
That's my point.
Like, it's like, yo,
have you ever seen bigger and blacker?
He does it in Harlem.
He starts off talking about how he's scared of young white kids
because all they do is shoot people.
The elevator joke.
Yes, he's got a whole bit about racism
and how white people need to shut the fuck up
about losing the country.
I'm like, this is a tricky thing
because I think that one of the,
I think that the genius of Chris Rock
is that he's able to communicate things
that black people know
from their own experience.
to a way to non-black people.
It's not just white people.
But it's to the masses, right?
They're Indians that love Chris Rock, Asians and love Chris Rock, right?
And he can communicate those things.
And black people get to go, yes, I relate to this, this is it.
And non-black people get to go, oh, shit, that's hilarious.
I didn't see it that way.
That's right.
Now, and a little bit of shame.
A lot of shame.
Of course.
A lot of shame.
You're embarrassed that you didn't see it like that.
You know, they called Chris Rock racist a couple of, well, they called him racist a few times
for jokes he made about white people.
and in fact he used to use crack up all the goddamn time,
which he's back doing in this new bit, which I love.
But there was a time where it was a school shooting.
I forgot where it was,
and Chris Rock posted on Instagram
what everybody thinks when it's a school shooting
or when it's a mass shooting,
he put a picture of Betty White.
And they called him racist for that.
I'm like, all Chris Rock has done is challenge racism in white and terms.
But this is what happens when you're successful
is they have to find a way to discredit you.
And that's just a part of success.
I'm sure you've experienced it.
You know what I mean?
I've experienced it.
It's like they have to,
they have to find a way to nitpick you because it's easier to tear you down than for those people who aren't as successful to just look at themselves and go, oh shit, I don't got what he got.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I think that's what happens when you get super, super famous successful like Chris Rock.
And also there might be some Will Smith fans out there.
For real, like, there might be some Will Smith fans going, okay, we got to pick sides now.
And I'm going to go with Will because Will and ever do this.
Well, listen, if that is the case and this is because of Will Smith, if y'all thought that people, if y'all are saying,
Chris Rock pander
the white people with his comedy.
What do you think people used to say about Will?
Oh, I mean, also...
What do you think they used to say about Will?
I mean, they used to call Will soft.
They used to say Will is just a...
He tap dances for white people.
That was a thing.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Yeah.
Also, the...
Yeah, I mean, like, I don't know.
I don't think Will did like an explicitly
black experience movie
ever.
Until he got canceled.
Right?
Now, I'm sure this is by design.
I'm sure his age.
are going, well, we want you just be the biggest superstar in the world, regardless of race.
So we're not going to pick a specific movie that's tied to race.
Yeah.
But put it like this, Will.
Which also does open up other opportunities to other black actors to play roles that aren't specifically, hi, I'm black guy.
Will's trajectory was not that of Chris Rock.
There was never a time when Will was on the come up where he was like, I'm going to go to Harlem and make a bigger and blacker.
Yeah.
Because that's not what you did when you was a big Hollywood superstar.
Yeah.
Maybe the thing with Chris Rock is when you see him in,
like films and when you see him just hanging out
and you see his peer group, it's all white people.
So you're like, oh, from the outside.
That's what it looks out.
From the outside, the average person goes,
oh, he's hanging out with Seinfeld or he's hanging out with Sandler.
He's hanging out with all these dudes.
So it's like-
But that's the New York comedy.
That's what I'm saying.
I recognize that.
And I go, oh, these are his peers.
These are the grates that came up at the same time.
Not to mention there are plenty of other black grates
that came up at that time that I'm sure that he's close with.
But when you think of him in those circles,
you're like, okay,
I see him as comedian.
So I'm seeing him just hang out with other comedians.
This is going to sound so fucking stupid.
But when there are a bunch of comedians hanging out,
it's not like I'm white first and then comedian.
It's we're all comedian first and then race.
And that allows us to talk about things in a kind of wild way.
So I wonder if the perception is you're not seeing him doing traditionally black cultural things as much and doing mainstream things.
But what did he not do that wasn't black and cultural?
Essence Fest.
I host Essence Fest.
I've done that three or four times, but he's never done that once.
Here's the thing.
Chris Rock has always been the black voice to me in mainstream,
whatever that is, America.
You know what I'm saying?
He was always the black guy that was black,
but still representing hip-hop.
You know what I'm saying?
Still representing blackness on a high level.
Whether it was the HBO show, the Chris Rock show,
whether it was everybody hates Chris,
whether it was him on SNL,
whether it was his stand-up.
He was a black guy that I saw get super success by really being black.
being militant almost like that.
Militian.
Exactly.
Yeah, like he wasn't, he wasn't doing it in a like metaphorical way.
You know, he wasn't doing it like a more cartoonish way.
That's right.
He was deliberate straight to the point.
That's right.
It never changed.
You can go back and watch his last stand-up special tambourine.
He starts off tambourine by saying, I want to live in a world with real equality.
I want to live in a world where an equal amount of white kids are shot every month.
That's a wild.
I want to see white mothers on TV crying.
That's how he starts off tambourine.
This was two years ago.
Now, y'all trying to tell me that Chris Rock panders to white people in this comedy.
Now, Taylor bought up a good point because I always like to ask the young and not so young, like Taylor.
You know what I'm saying?
Middle age, middle age, middle age.
I like to ask middle age people.
Middle age women, what they're thinking.
Exactly.
You know what I mean?
And she brought up the, uh...
Taylor having a midlife crisis now that we think about it.
100%.
Absolutely.
That's what, like, men, we buy cars.
She's like, I need to get pregnant.
I need to have a baby.
I need to get pregnant right now.
But she was saying that video of Chris Rock, Seinfeld,
Louis C.K., Ricky Jerva.
Ricky Jervais.
Talking Funny, I believe, is the name of the show.
Yes.
She said that segment where he's allowing,
I'm not to say allowing, but they were using the N-word,
you know, in his presence.
Yeah.
She said a lot of people see that clip,
and she said that's why she thinks people have that.
That's a really tough clip outside of...
Context.
And again, not outside the context of the show, outside the context of being comedians.
What this was done, this was done in a time where there was a real curiosity about comics,
and we kind of accepted that comics were going to say wild things that other people did not.
And there were a lot of comics, some of our friends, contemporaries, that have jokes with the N-Whorpe.
Yeah.
Like, you look at, Louis C.K., George Carlin.
Yeah.
Like, the goats, the people that would call the goats.
Well, Barbara Walters would bring it up in interviews.
That's what I'm saying. She was a wild girl.
Babs is a wild girl, bro.
You can put, like, go pull up the barber waltz and Richard Pryor interview.
She lets two of them fly.
Yeah, big.
See, it's hard for me to say.
Now that's me, you talk about niggas.
I can't, you can't say it.
You just said.
Yeah, but I feel so uncomfortable.
No, you say, I don't like the nigger period.
Ever can see?
I don't.
I don't say, I don't like the nigger period.
So I think this is what this was, is they're like, hey, we're going to be comedians,
kind of like workshoping, talking shit.
Yeah.
Right?
And then Seinfeld comes along and nerds it up.
You know, can you say that?
Right?
And the reality is, is if they were actually at a table, at a comedy club in private,
without the cameras rolling, they would, everybody would be saying that shit.
Well, I think this was interesting.
Because to your point, yes, I think Seinfeld,
Seinfeld is the one who recognized, like, I don't know if y'all should be saying this.
On camera.
Probably.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
Or he's a member of an oppressed group, right?
Jewish people.
Yeah.
And so he wouldn't want nobody using Jewish slurs.
Seinfeld also said on a late night show, he's like,
I can separate the art from the artist with Cosby.
And then they went to commercial.
He was like, I kind of regret that.
I don't know if that was the smartest thing that should have said.
But the knee-jerk reaction was just separate the art from the artist.
But you know why?
Because that's such a cliche thing to say.
Yeah.
Until you realize, well, wait a minute now.
Now, you know what it really is?
The artist really jumped out the window.
He went out the window.
But what it really is, is he's a comedian.
he's looking at the comedy and he values comedy more than anything.
And I think when you're with people who value the art more than anything,
they can put these other things aside.
Yeah.
And that's just four dudes that really value the art.
And by the way, you can critique this moment with Chris, Louis C.K., Ricky Jervet, and Seinfeld.
Yeah.
But to call Chris a super coon or to say Chris panders to white people with his comedy,
you ain't watched enough Chris Rock.
Well, that's also a bunch of kids on the internet that aren't old enough to know fucking Chris Rock.
Well, Jason and Ebony aren't.
Well, Ebony's younger, you know what I mean?
But Jason's...
Huh?
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Yo, this movie I might be in, I think, is coming out.
Oh, the joint with Jonah Hill.
I'm seeing the previews everywhere.
Yeah.
So.
Jonah Hill and Lauren London, the most under.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, Eddie Murphy,
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Big Lauren London.
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I mean, so many people in it.
It was crazy. It was crazy.
So that's at Mike Apps.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Young Miami was out there.
I don't see Young Miami and none of the trailers,
but I know she's in there.
She was in there.
The wagon's stupid.
stupid. Lala also.
I see Lala on the trailer either.
No, no, no, no, there's a trailer for sure.
Well, they must play Lauren's friends.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
And then, I mean, so many people in it was crazy.
So hopefully I got a little something in there.
Hopefully they kept the line or two of mine.
That'd be really cool.
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No, man.
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Let me say.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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We got cheerleading competitions.
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I don't know.
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I get it.
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It would have been fun.
Would love to do it.
Run around.
I don't think I got on the jet,
though.
Fair enough.
Yeah.
Fair enough.
But I'd have got to it.
Yeah.
Anyway,
so that's going to be fun.
I'm going to walk in a kid's super show.
Kid Super's fucking brilliant.
And real true New York creative genius.
He's also the men's designer for Louis Vuitton.
Wow.
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So it's been great to see what happened with him and or what's been happening with him.
So I'm going to go walk his show.
If a bunch of people in white lives matter shirt come out, run, bro.
You think I should?
Yeah, don't get caught in those pictures, bro.
That's a good-ass fucking point, bro.
That's a good-ass fucking point, bro.
If he really wants to kill, talk to me.
He can have people come out in black live matter shirts.
Oh.
Just to, yo, what should I, that's actually fun.
What should I wear a black lives matter shirt?
Black Lives Matter, bro.
Yes.
Whoa.
I'm telling you.
Whoa.
You changed the game.
Whoa.
Okay, well, that's another one too.
How do you shake it up?
I think that's it.
Black guys never feel so antiquated.
But you're making fun of yay.
Well, there's got to be a better way to make fun of yay.
But then you give him attention.
What I love right now is nobody gives a flying fuck.
Nobody, no matter what he does.
Bro, he's trying so hard.
He's like, I'll marry a white woman and we're still like, we don't care.
I'm waiting for him to announce she's Jewish.
Oh, is she?
No, I don't know if she is and not.
But he's the type, he's the type.
No, it would not.
That would be so corny.
That's the type of stuff he does.
Oh, I'm married a Jewish woman.
How could I be anti-Semitic?
Shut the fuck up.
That's a good-ass point you make.
That's a good ass point.
You've got to have some Jewish kids.
Den.
No, not even then.
That's, like that's so typical, yay.
I got some predictable shit he would do.
Yeah, that's true.
Yeah, I mean?
But it's just so funny to see people not care
because never in his professional life
of people not giving a fuck this much.
You know why?
Why?
There's another white woman.
If he'd have got with a sister,
which I'm trying to tell you.
Black Lives Matter, if he would have got with a black woman and say he got married, everybody would have been like, whoa!
I got you. I got you. Ready? Ready?
Black wives matter.
Ooh, you don't have black wife.
You don't know that about me, bro.
You don't know that about me. I don't know. What's your queen I did about that?
You don't know about me. You don't know if I got a fresh Nubian in the crib.
You know what I'm saying? You don't know that about me. No, but for real, black wives matter, man.
That's dope. You should get that off.
Fire. Black Wise Matter. Now how do I pull it off?
What do I say when people go, why do you have a Black Ways Matter shirt and your wife is white?
Say, because I love Charlotte's wife.
It's my people.
You know what I'm saying?
And say, I want to encourage black men to be with white women.
Shout out Michael B. Jordan.
Yo.
I want to encourage black men to be a black woman.
I don't know what the fuck I said. What did I say?
Yeah.
I think I said it the other way around.
I think you told me to be like, yo, stay away from our white women.
I think that's how you told me.
Stay away from white women.
Essentially, you would be doing.
So I want black men.
Protecting my wife, queens from black men.
Shout out Michael B. George.
Whoa.
No, but, you know, but Michael B.
Jordan.
Dr. Umar.
Yeah, word of Dr. Umar.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, good.
Black Wides.
Why are you wearing the Black Wives Matter?
Yeah.
Paying the Hives to the goat.
Paying homage to the goat right there.
But seriously, yo, but can we talk about Michael
B. Jordan's new milk?
Because that shit is, she is on point.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Oh, okay.
Wednesday, February 8.
God, damn.
7 p.m. to 8.30 p.m.
A special one-time in-person event in Brooklyn.
It's myself, Anita Copax, T.m., Tamika D. Mallory.
It's an event that the Brooklyn Public Library is doing with Atria Books and Simon and Schuster about my book-in-print Black Privilege publishing.
So, join us, 7 p.m. to 8.30 p.m.
Anita Copax will be out there, sign of copies.
Shallow waters.
Tamika Mallory will be out there sign of copies.
The state of emergency.
State of emergency.
I'll be out there sign of copies of.
Black Privilege, the book that started
at all, and Shook One's anxiety
playing tricks on me. And
maybe, just maybe, we might
have some announcements about some other
releases that are coming out on Black Privilege Publishing
because this is going to be a busy year for Black
Privilege Publishing. We got a couple of releases dropping
Black Wives Matter, though.
Yeah. Yeah. So what can we do?
What else is funny? What else is it? That's it.
The Black Wives Matter shirt
when they come to you and they say,
why are you wearing a Black Wives Matter shirt, you say
because I'm paying homage to the
Goat Dr. Umah and I want black men to be with.
Shout to Michael B. John.
But I'm not going to lie.
Michael B. Jordan really stepped it up with this some fucking milk right here, dude.
Why do you think this is a step up?
No, she don't look better than Lori.
She looked way better than Lori.
I think Lori looks better.
But, you know, to each his own.
Lori's a beautiful girl.
I just feel sorry.
And I said this, man.
I said that, you know, the way y'all coming at Michael B.
Jordan after Lori broke up with him.
He was going to run back to the Caucasus Mountains, bro.
Yo.
He was going to run back and find him a little snow to play with.
I mean, look at it, bro.
You telling me you don't want some of that milk?
Nah.
She don't do it for me, man.
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you when you say that.
Nah, there's attractive white women, but you're saying that girl right there.
Nothing.
I mean, personally not, she's not ugly by any means.
Yeah, we know that.
She's a professional model.
paid for looking good.
Oh, yeah.
She just, I mean, she don't do it for me.
Like, I like, I like, I like, I like melanin, bro, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, don't get me wrong.
Let me see another picture.
There we go.
Let me see.
There we go.
There we go.
It don't look factory to you, bro.
Like, you know what I mean?
These guys are crazy, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
You all are crazy.
Crazy hate.
That's not it.
Nah, no, no, no, no, no.
She's pretty, she's pretty, she's a pretty girl.
What do you mean pretty white girl?
She's just a pretty girl, man.
You don't think that's the Kardashian model, bro?
I don't see color.
I see milk.
This guy, that is no color.
Is it?
Sean Penn did a whole movie about it.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, but salute to Michael B. Jordan, man.
The B stands for bunny.
You know what I mean?
Michael told y'all a long time ago that, you know, he, everything's on the plate.
But what type of bunny?
like snow or chocolate Easter.
I mean, he goes either way.
He said he's, when we had Michael on the breakfast club a long time ago,
Michael said, yo, it's all on the table, B.
That was the easy part.
Mentally kind of going to that lonely place
and willing to do whatever it takes,
the kind of freest people was the,
not that was the more challenging part, you know what I'm saying?
But it was a lot of fun, too.
What about white women?
Did you cut off white women during that day?
Come on, man.
Why would I go back there?
I like women, period.
All women.
Everybody's on the table.
Okay.
Everybody looks.
Everybody's on the table, man.
Everybody.
Good for him.
I'm with him.
The world's your oyster.
Yes.
You know what I mean?
I was thinking that the other day when I was thinking about like, I guess, bisexual people,
like people that date like, um, not even just bisexual.
I don't know what the word is, but people that date women, men and like trans women and trans women.
Greedy?
Bro, if you're single, put all those options.
It's you.
That's you.
God did everything he could.
God did everything he could to help you get a partner and still nothing, bro.
You ain't shit.
If you got all those options on the menu and you single, it is you.
You suck.
You suck.
Or maybe you don't.
That is the problem.
Selfish.
Selfish ass.
You know what I mean?
No way.
Uh-uh.
Oh, man.
Salute to Michael B. Jordan.
S salute to Lori Harvey, man.
Lori Harvey, this day she's out here with damson injuries.
Imagine being by and being lonely.
You got 7 billion people
But when you got
When you check
When you check off all boxes
When you do men women
Trans men and trans women
That's all the people
That's everybody
There's a option everywhere
Wow
And you can't find nothing
Nah that's on you
No that's on you
No
Damson Idris
Lori Harvey
Slued to Lori
I like how Lori is moving out here
Simply because
When we talk equality
You know how people
We like having these
conversations about
equality and, you know, women that are like, I guess, liberated, sexually liberated, whatever, whatever.
Lori's able to do all of this and not get called out her name.
Well, we'll see.
I haven't seen nobody do it yet.
We'll see.
They're trying to?
I don't know.
I don't think the, we'll see.
We'll see how it ends up.
I think that there's a limit to the...
What do you mean how it ends up?
We know how it's going to end up.
I think there's a limit to the amount of...
Here's the thing.
It's one thing to sleep with people.
It's another one to do it publicly.
And that is the problem with being famous
is that all of your relationships are public.
Like, people go call Kim Kardashian like a hoe,
and we've only known like five people she's been with public.
And four of her husband.
It's kind of unfair.
And four of her husband.
It's like the whole behavior.
They're girls.
They've slept with 40, 50 dudes.
Yeah, it's not yet.
But nobody knows.
So I think the reality is when more people know
how many people you've slept with,
you become a little bit less desirable.
But you know what you're doing right now?
I'm just telling you the reality.
No, that is the reality, but we don't know if she's sleeping with these people.
The assumption is by being with them you have.
That's ridiculous.
And we work off assumptions.
To me, that's just, all I see is a young woman out here having fun in these streets.
Well, you're blind.
You know what I mean?
You're a blind person.
Well, you're a blind person.
Is that what you did with your girlfriends?
You just walked around in these streets?
I'm just saying, how do we know these guys are sleeping with her?
I think it's a fair assumption that two consenting adults that have said there in a
relationship are just getting...
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
Look at it from the guy's perspective.
Yeah.
Would you wife up a woman
that you knew your guys had ran through?
Would I personally do that?
Yeah, no.
So I'm just a Leonard hypothetical here.
You know what I mean?
This is my theory.
All of these guys have conversations with each other.
Yeah.
How do we know she's not giving it up to none of them?
It's all they were trying.
It's very popular.
It's possible that she's not giving up to anything.
It's 100% possible.
It's also very possible that the lines get blurred between love and clout.
And I think that when you're in entertainment, there's nothing more addictive.
There's no drug more addictive than attention.
Great point.
And dating a very famous woman who has also dated other famous people can give you an immense amount of clout.
And that's what I mean.
It don't have to be sex involved.
It could just be dating.
Exactly.
Because you know you're going to get this.
And it's very hard to like see.
Like, for example, you guys start dating.
Now there's pictures everywhere.
page six is posting it.
Yeah.
You actually think that you're more in love than you are
because you're getting that positive attention
that you crave so much.
That's right.
So, yeah, again, she could be doing absolutely nothing.
There's no way for us to prove that she actually is,
but both of them could be getting a thing they want,
which is clicks, eyeballs, attention.
Yeah, I mean, you're right.
And just growing up the way we grew up,
we all knew that if one of your boys told you,
yo, I hit that.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Another one of your boys would be like,
yo, I hit that.
Yeah.
You ain't going to write that.
I mean, maybe it's different out here with these guys.
And maybe they ain't really boys.
Maybe they like Hollywood boys.
Like, we're friends because we're in a movie together.
We're friends because we're in entertainment.
That's true, too.
But we're not real friends.
That's true, too.
I think that's what happens a lot of time in entertainment.
It's like the circles are so small that we assume these people are close.
We assume they're friends, but they ain't really hanging out like that.
And you're right.
And I think also, too, when it comes to Lori Harvey, it makes, uh...
Didn't we see it with Soidi?
With what?
Didn't we see it with Soidi?
Weren't there, like, a few gentlemen that were colleagues?
of one another that allegedly had
had intercourse with Soidi
That's what they say. But you know
With Lori Harvey I think some women feel
better saying that about her.
She's a beautiful woman. Yeah, it justifies the fact that they're
not dating famous celebrities. Explain.
Well, they're going, well, yeah, she's just
you know having sex with all these guys. She's a
ho. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's easier to hate on her because
you know, you stuck with some guy you don't even like. That's right.
That's right. And what's crazy is you'll talk to those women
who don't look as good as her.
who don't have the same amount of success with her.
And they'll tell you, I'm not sleep.
I didn't sleep with that dude.
I ain't sleep with him.
So why does she have to then?
Because it's Damson Idris?
No, you would give it up to Damson Indra.
Because it's Michael Bejord?
No, you would give it up to Michael Bejordia.
She might not.
That's regular to her.
That is true.
That's regular to her.
That is 100% true.
I would just caution women, you know, younger women who aren't like in the spotlight to be like,
hey, you don't have to share all of your exploits.
You don't have to share that because, and I know that you're like,
oh, this is unfair,
be it's guys share it,
and they get all this value,
they get all this cloud out of it.
But when girls share it,
they're demonized or they're scrutinized.
But this changes that, though.
Well,
I guess what I'm trying to say.
Specifically about that is like,
there are certain things that,
you know,
are biological impulses,
and there are certain things
that are societal impulses.
Yeah.
I think that we have a biological impulse
to maybe steer ourselves
away from girls
that we think of had tons of partners.
And it's probably there
because that's the only way
we can be secure,
the kid is ours or something like that.
So it's not like,
Whoa.
Not for real.
Like, it's not like, it's not like, it's not like,
say what?
Forget a blood test.
Yeah, but like there wasn't blood tests a million years ago when we were using this method.
Like blood tests is the last 50 years.
It was gut feeling.
That's it.
So the feeling still exists inside us.
So it's not like this is society trying to be sexes towards you.
This is some shit that has existed for millions of years.
And maybe we could talk our way out of it.
And maybe over the next few hundred thousand years, we could move away from it.
But right now for a guy to judge that, that ain't my fault.
That's a million years of fucking evolution's fault that makes me judge it.
So I would just caution young women, don't try to change evolution in your lifetime.
If you know that guys have a biological impulse to kind of look down on this and you want to be in a relationship and have a marriage and have children and you know that sharing all that shit could potentially hurt your chances of that.
If you want to do it, that's on you.
Just know going into it you could get here.
If you want to go snowboarding,
no getting into it,
you could break your ankle
or you could break your wrist.
Just know the cost
of oversharing this shit.
You're right, and that's why I don't think...
That's not saying don't fuck people.
You can fuck as many people as you want.
Just don't share them with the fucking world.
I don't think she's fucking none of them.
Again, maybe she's fucking none of them.
But I'm just saying there might be a young girl
that sees Lori doing this and goes,
oh, that's the way that you get clout.
I'm going to share every rapper that I've been with.
The reality is
you gain that attention by not sleeping with them.
By the way, that's with any, that's,
forgets celebrity.
100%.
If you're a woman that's hard to get that all these guys have tried to highlight
and none of them can say they got it,
oh my God.
What do you think a guy wants more?
The girl who got ran through by every actor and rapper
or the girl that every actor or rapper wanted to be with,
but she was like, I'm not getting with some fucking actor or rapper
is just going to use me.
Who do you think the guy would rather make a family with it?
more.
Easy answer.
I mean, it's not even question.
It's an easy answer.
So I just hope that young women think like this instead of thinking like the quick clout way,
which is like, I'm going to share a story of every time I fucking blew a guy on a bus,
that's going to get me 100,000-thousand-fousand views on TikTok.
Yeah, it's also going to have people looking at you crazy.
Blowing a celebrity on a bus is crazy.
That's why.
You're blowing the wrong celebrity if you're on a bus.
You're not even in an Uber that he paid for?
Uber.
You're blowing on the bus?
Even a helicopter.
With the little baby fat teen pregnancy jack?
You know, that, that, that's baby fat behavior.
Oh, he told you he was a dream chasing.
You believed.
They believed everything.
Whoa.
You put a baby fat jacket on a girl.
She believed everything, whoa.
Whoa.
I'm going to get you out the projects.
Whoa.
Whoa.
There you are.
Still.
Huh, Taylor?
You got to, can you?
Why do you think that all these men aren't like, or not even just men, just in
Hollywood, don't they just share women?
in general.
Yes.
I mean,
I say,
when I say share,
I'm not saying like,
oh,
I get her next,
like not a pass along,
but I'm just saying it's a small circle.
Yeah,
the difference between sharing
and whifing.
These guys be looking like...
But they do the same thing with Kim.
Like, guys want to be
just as popping as these girls now.
Yeah,
but with Kim,
they're the thing with Kim,
but once again,
everybody we talk about with Kim,
she was either married to?
That's not true.
Who?
What's your question?
Are in a serious relationship?
Who?
I know.
Ray J was her boyfriend.
No,
But if you watched her show, that's all, like, when she was single,
she was dealing with, like, a security guard and everything else like that.
Kim has been married, like, four times.
I know.
She was married before.
She married somebody before Chris Humphreys.
She married Kanye.
She'd been married at least three times.
She married, uh, yeah.
No, I don't hate on Kim, yo.
I'm not hearing on Kim, yo.
I'm not hearing on Kim, but, like, what you just said, though, too.
What, what, when it comes to, like, dating-wise.
Yeah.
I don't, I don't think that there's as much scrutiny from women to men
about men who have multiple partners.
And I imagine that's probably some evolutionary shit too.
Like, if y'all hated dudes that slept with a lot of girls, we just wouldn't.
If you didn't, if you didn't do it, if you didn't sleep with us because we slept with a lot of girls, we wouldn't, as simple as that.
But the reality is, I think biologically, it's not as bothersome to you.
I just assume that.
Because y'all, y'all assume that men are going to do that anyway.
I also think it's like, yeah, I'm sure there's, if we, like, look at history and we look at history and we look at,
look at, you know, evolution, it was a way to show status. Like, oh, wow, this guy is all these
girls. Well, then he must have something that allows him to have all these girls. So it's an
indicator of value. Yeah. I'm just saying, like, I think a lot of times what happens is, like,
we chalk up the inconveniences of life to society a lot of times. And sometimes they are
societal, right? The one you're talking to definitely society. But, well, no, I think that sometimes
it's societal and sometimes it's biological.
And I think that anything that's inconvenient to us, we chalk up as societal.
We go, well, let's just change that.
When in reality, you might be dealing with like a million years of evolution that has us
feeling a certain way about this behavior.
I know guys that absolutely positively would have wiped certain women, women that we know
slept with a lot of the homies, if they didn't feel like they would be getting judged by
society.
Well, keep another thing in mind.
It is the number one worst thing that can happen to a human.
being is being ostracized by society.
That is the most terrifying thing
to human being because for fucking millions of years
if you were ostracized by your society,
you died. If you didn't have the group,
if you're alone in the fucking jungle, you're dead.
So the last thing,
that's why people want to agree. That's why
people want to be part of the tribe. That's why people
want to figure out what the opinions of the group are
and appease opinions of the group. It's very
terrifying for a lot of people to say something
that goes against the grain because
we've been built in a way to go with it.
Absolutely. Right. So I think that
Given that certain certain situation, it's like if you are with a person that has done a behavior that some people...
That's gotten around.
You know what I mean?
Then you're going to be more hesitant to be with that person, despite even having feelings because you're worried about the ostracization.
I think if people didn't know, like let's say you, you know, wife up a young lady who's not from your state or your hometown.
You got it right.
But she tells you her body count.
You just stay out of the city, she broke.
Then you don't see nothing.
You wife were in Missouri.
That's it.
And also, if you're that girl,
keep your business to yourself.
That's right.
And by the way,
I ain't to ask you.
To your point,
women will do that.
To your point, women will do that.
If a woman knows she used to be popping that thing somewhere
or she was a script or somewhere,
keep that shit to that city.
Nope.
I mean, no.
I hate Miami.
Why?
Ugh.
The weather.
The humidity.
No.
No, no, no.
Why?
Keep that shit to your damn self.
But, uh,
salute everybody living their life like
it's golden man do you man I'm married I don't
care
Iggy Azaleas only fans
earns $307,000
in 24 hours
how much of that do we think came from
Michael B. Jordan
You can't let Michael B. Jordan be
great with his fucking prime
milk bro
this guy right
yo Iggy Azalia
Iggy Azalea making 300k
is that a lot
in 24 hours
Yes, you rich bastard.
No, I mean this like, okay, how much you think Beyonce would get if she dropped an only fan?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
I know we're comparing apples to oranges.
Come on, man.
But, oh, are these the videos?
Well, that's Big Ed?
Oh, she got some birthday.
She got some birthday.
Yo.
She does.
But she does, though.
Look at that.
But it's got to be more than that.
You said what?
That's Iggy?
I mean, it's got us.
You know, pretty quiet.
It's $25 a lot just for some ass shaking, man.
That's her right there, too?
Nah.
Oh.
Listen, man, salute to her, man.
Listen, I don't know what's on Only fans.
I've never been on there.
But if people are paying to see you and you can make $300,000,
$300,000 in a day?
Why do you know?
Some people will never make $300,000 in their life.
No, listen, I know it's, I guess I'm like, I don't know,
the rumor was bad bunny or whatever, yeah.
So it's like bad bunny, you know who she was?
Catch me outside, girl.
She made a million dollars in like a few hours.
I don't believe that.
Bad Barbie.
I don't believe that.
Bad baby, bad baby.
No, dead ass, she did.
They got receipts.
She made over like something crazy, $20 million, $50 million on fucking only fans.
nuts. Now it's a bunch of creeps because they were basically counting down until she turned 18 to
make it live or whatever. What? Yeah, it was disgusting. But still it's like, did Iggy promote her
only fans drop? I don't know. Because we're hearing about this after the fact. I don't know, man,
whether you make a million and six hours and 300,000 and 24 hours, man, you, that's a win. That's Big Ig.
All right. Okay, Iggy. Oh, see, now you're a fan of milk. Now that lactose intolerant.
You look better than now I'm the woman Michael B. Jordan with.
No, I know, I know.
But I'm just saying you used to complain about the lactose.
No, I don't.
I think that now you're out here.
There are pretty white women out there, you know what I'm saying?
But that, you look better than Michael B. Jordan's wife.
Oh, girl.
Why?
She just looked better to me.
I don't know.
No, it ain't cut to the ass.
I don't know if the other woman got ass and not.
She just looked better to me.
I just, she's a better looking human.
She looked like Nikki Minaj a bit.
Isn't that interesting?
You think Iggy Azalea looks like Nikki Minaj?
Yeah.
I mean, if you actually, look at the video, watch.
In the beginning of the video, it's going to replay right now.
And wait, look, watch.
You think she's moving like Nikki?
No, I think that.
Do you think they physically look alike?
I think that they maybe both went to the same guy.
And that guy has a style.
This guy is so crazy.
I mean that.
I mean, like, artists have styles, right?
So, like, what if the plastic surgeon has a style?
Salute it, Iggy.
When did he drop me some new music?
That's what the Screech really wanted them.
Do they?
All right.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, do they or do they want the nudes?
You know what I mean?
Like, if she dropped an album, she ain't selling $300,000 a word of copies and they want.
Like, let's just keep it a buck.
Oh, this guy's so crazy.
Little TJ arrested for gun possession.
I don't understand why.
I don't understand how come people just don't hire armed security, especially in New York City.
There are so many off-duty police officers.
Yeah.
So many police officers who are retired that will hold that down for you.
They have legitimate services.
They are licensed.
They are insured.
There's absolutely no reason for you to be running around holding your own pistol.
Is he a, is he like part of a gang and like they can't hire cops because that gets looked at as like.
Yeah, we're still doing that?
We're still the generation that's screaming no security.
Like that's insane to me.
Like if you are worth something, protect it.
And you protect it by having armed security.
Then you can't claim thug.
Yes, you can.
Why not?
Why?
By the way, why you still want to claim fuck?
That's how you get recall charges.
But I thought that's what the fuck is going on.
What?
Like, I thought there's gangster dudes who are like,
yo, we can't hire the police
because you can't be rapping about how horrible the cops are
and then you hiring them.
I think you can.
I mean, you can, but it's going to be looking at it's fraudulent.
But if you're being specific about a system
and, you know, things that police do,
that's one thing.
You know what I mean?
But then your ops are going to go,
yo, you hire the cops.
Like what they say about Takashi,
The first thing they said when he was going around Chicago,
they're like, you hire police, look at this.
Who doesn't hire police when they go to Chicago?
Yeah.
Like, when are you talking about?
I'm just saying, this is one of the, you know,
this is one of the troubling things about, you know, being a gangster.
Or being a rapper.
Or being a rapper.
That's the sad part.
The lines are blurred for no reason.
Yeah.
You rap, bro.
Yeah.
Go rap.
Go make money doing shows.
Yeah.
Like, I don't care about this gangster shit.
Is he affiliated with any gang?
I have no idea.
I just know that there's no reason whatsoever.
He just got shot, what, six times, seven times?
So I understand the trauma that may come with that.
The handgun was found inside the car during a search.
So it's probably his car, so he's responsible.
But maybe one of his boys is essentially there to take the rap in the event that they searched the car.
If that's the case, he wouldn't have got arrested.
But if it's his car and a gun's in the car.
Nope.
If the guns in the car, even if it's your car, if somebody says, no, that's mine,
that's who gets...
Really?
Yeah.
No,
yeah,
well,
maybe he got to tell his boy,
remind his boy
what his position is
and to play that.
You know what I mean?
Like, isn't that the job
from the homies a little bit?
Listen,
if it's your gun,
that's your only job
to be held accountable
for your shit.
There we go.
You know what I'm saying?
If it's my gun,
I don't want you to take that charge.
You know what I mean?
Yeah,
if somebody shoots at you
and you shoot them back,
but the gun that you got
is illegal,
do you also go to jail?
Or...
I don't know.
Huh? You do?
Ain't that crazy. You can't even defend yourself.
Get a legal gun. Get a legal firearm.
But I thought New York that's like almost impossible.
I think the laws are laxing a little bit.
I've been hearing stories.
I don't know if I want that shit.
New York is too, it's too stressful for there to be guns, bro.
Motherfucker, step on your sneakers and then.
Well, they got to go back to the way it was then.
Which is?
Like, no tolerance for it.
Yeah, no.
I like that.
I like that.
No tolerance for guns.
I like guns in the same.
suburbs, you might need a gun
in the suburbs. But in the
city where there's a cop on every
fucking corner? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if you need a gun in the city, you're up to some
wild shit. Yeah, there used to be a time New York
was a whole lot safe. You know what I'm saying?
When I first moved up here in like 06
certain shit that's happening now
like in Times Square and stuff, you wouldn't see
that shit. You know what I mean?
Yeah. Now it's like shit. I don't know
who packing. You want to do
some asking idiots, Taylor?
Well, that's
what MLK-
Oh, and they did the embrace.
They did a monument.
I think that John need to get your mind out the gutter because I ain't even think of that being a dick till I saw all of me.
Oh, I didn't think it was dick.
I didn't know what it was.
You know what I mean?
But I didn't think it was penis until all he all started freaking, you know the big black guy that's sitting on the bed with his dick hanging?
They put the monument on him.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
They got the white cop who got a train ran on her by all the other police officers.
They got her hole in this shit.
I didn't even think about that.
It looks like a heart.
It does look like a heart.
It looks like a heart.
I don't think it's bad at all.
And everybody's talking about it.
What I think that's bad about it is like,
I don't know that's Martin and Coretta unless somebody tells me.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Like, give me Martin and Coretta's, hey, pause.
Yo, man, I really can't believe that you don't like Michael B.
Jordan's new milk, man.
I don't see it, but you don't think she's grippy?
I mean, that ain't no upgrade from Lori.
But do you think that she got that grip master?
What is grippy?
You don't think that she...
I'm married, bro.
What is grippy?
You don't think that she got the grip?
They stole Christmas, bro?
What?
Because she got like a little green issue?
No, I'm just saying.
You don't think she's grippy.
What do you mean?
Like the snatch?
Yeah, she got the grip.
I ain't thinking about her like that.
I'm just saying, do you think she got the grip master?
Do you think she's blood or grip?
What?
What do you think?
What do you think she is?
What do you think she is?
Come on, bro.
He's calling her to grip reaper for no reason.
She's the grip reaper, bro.
This guy is so crazy.
She is.
She's the Grip Bay Packers quarterback, man.
She really is.
You don't think that she's grippy?
Grippy red?
Well, like grippy pink, you know what I mean?
What do you think?
But do you think she?
Crazy.
Calling her Scotty Gripping, bro.
Yo.
Yo, she might be Scotty Griffin.
This guy is wow.
She might be Scottie Griffin.
That's all I'm saying.
We don't know what Michael B. Jordan's going through right now.
He really might be going through a situation.
He really might be going through a situation, dude.
I hope he gets a grip on this situation.
If he doesn't, I know somebody who will, you know, I got a feeling.
I got to feel it.
I got to feel it.
I know somebody who just might get a grip on it.
Come on, man.
Can we ask, can we do some...
Come on, Taylor.
Let's do some Aska Grippiats right now.
Let's do some Asgrippiates, Taylor.
Oh, when is the official launch of Burying Nidians?
I can't wait, Mr. White of QB, soon as the studios built.
Come on.
When the studio...
Black hits three months.
That's right.
When the new studio is built, we will officially launch Burriottis.
How far are we away from the new studio being built?
I give it a month.
A month?
I think I give it a month.
Right.
Yeah.
We got designs in and everything like that.
Let me see that scroll up.
L.J. Hablichick says, I liked what Shalameh said about mainscreen media
last pod.
How do you change the diet?
I don't even remember what I said about main screen media.
So I'm sure I explained it.
I would think.
I don't know.
J.C.O. says, what are some of the things that you're glad didn't work out for you?
Ooh, that's a good one.
Shokes?
That I'm glad didn't work out for me.
What's her name?
yeah all of them
except for the white
except for the white
exactly I'm glad all of them
didn't work out so I'm here right now
like 100% you know
yeah yeah
yeah
oh just in general
oh I'm glad that there was like
you know certain shows I was going out for
before I decided to like go all in on YouTube
I'm glad that didn't happen
I'm glad that I never got
any like you know specials early on
in my career because then I would have never pursued
you know comedy on
social media, YouTube, et cetera.
So I'm glad that all those doors were closed to me.
So I could have developed this other way of doing things.
This has given me so much more freedom.
Shout out to the grips.
This is a weird question.
It's not a weird question.
Maybe the way I'm processing it and is different.
If somebody would have asked me just five years ago,
my answer would have probably been different.
But what I'm realizing the older I get is everything has worked out for me.
Exactly.
There's nothing that has not worked out for me.
What's for you will not go by you.
100%.
That's right.
So everything that has happened that I guess you say didn't work out, it was the universe
inspiring for my greater good.
Yes.
When I say every single thing, every single thing.
So it's just like, I, you know, I don't even look at it as what didn't work out for me.
Everything has worked out, you know?
DVR 94.
What do you guys think is contributed to your longevity in the podcast media world?
I like questions like this and I'm going to tell you why.
Slupt our guy, Looney.
Looney, he tells me he talks to you.
You know Looney, right?
from the It's Up There podcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like Looney because Looney, you know, he, um, he talks to me a lot about,
well, he talks a lot about wanting information and he goes to a lot of different
podcasts, his radio personalities, people that are in the space that, you know, he desires
to be in and he asks questions and that's how I am.
You know what I mean?
When I want to be in a space, I go ask questions, you know, and I think that I don't know
if, I know you do.
I don't know if I do a good enough job of giving, you a,
out information. I think you're very generous. I just think it's getting access to you. But I don't
think you've ever, like, withheld information. Definitely not with me whenever I've asked you things,
but like, maybe I don't do enough of it here on the microphone. No, I think you do more here than
one-on-one, because there's not as many opportunities for you to one-on-one do that with you.
But I think you give away game all the time over here. Huge part of this podcast, I think,
is giving away game. Yeah, you're right. You know, you're right. The problem nowadays is nobody
listens to the people who are actually doing it.
People would rather listen to the person
telling you how to get things done
when they themselves haven't even done
what the fuck they're telling you that you can do.
Yeah, you got to pick the advisors.
Pick the mentors.
Yeah.
Like just because some shit sound good,
don't mean that it is good.
You know what I mean?
I guess so many people out here
getting paid literally
to tell you how to do things
they haven't even done.
That's why I know for a fact
the next wave of like experts are going to be the people who can't just talk about it.
But they've done it.
They got to have done it.
They got to be living it in the moment.
And that's what seems to be like a lot of people blowing up on Instagram right now
are guys who became, you know, like, I don't want to call them influencers.
What are these people called coaches?
Life coaches.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they're people who have made like $100 million already.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
And then that access that you now have to.
those people who've already sold a company for 200 million.
It's like, oh, wow, yeah, I'd like to know how you did these things.
I don't want to talk to somebody who has Googled some shit and it's just regurgitating what they
Googled or regurgitating what they read in a book.
Tell me how you made $200 million.
Boom.
And show me.
I'm excited about that.
Show me.
If you got the company right now, are you sold the company?
I want to, I'm all ears for that.
Yeah, there's this dude who, there's a clip keeps on go viral TikTok and it's basically,
he's like, listen, I've asked five billionaires
and a bunch of people worth, you know, millions of dollars.
I asked them the number one piece of advice
to the number one thing that you can do,
the number one decision that you've made to access this type of wealth.
And he said literally every single one of them
said the number one most important decision
that you'll make in your life is your wife.
Oh, absolutely.
Because that person is going to build you up to that amount
or that person is going to tear you the fuck down.
That's right.
So it was really cool to see all those people.
And I'm sure some of those people
had made a bad decision with their wife
early in their life and then corrected that one and then saw what a good person supporting
you can do.
But 100%.
I thought that was really interesting piece of advice.
That is so real.
Business advice.
That has nothing to do with business per se.
I think it has everything to do with business because it's about stability.
You know what I mean?
Directly.
Oh, 100%.
But I think that is a big piece of business that we don't talk about enough.
100%.
Which is stability.
Yep.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I saw the change in you as a businessman entrepreneur over the years.
And I've seen the change.
in you as a businessman entrepreneur since you've been married.
Yeah, for sure.
You know what I mean?
The focus is different.
100%.
It's something about having a level of stability
where you can just, you know, go home and know
that you've got a foundation that you're building upon.
Like that is the different type of ballgame.
Also, your brain is not dedicating time to chase him pussy.
And that is an exhausting task.
Looking at fucking dating apps all day.
Come on, man.
If you're going to meet someone, see if somebody text you back.
Are they going to text you back?
Oh, you're preparing for some date trying to get a thing.
No focus.
She can't even turn off the ringer on her phone.
Unbelievable.
Because she's waiting to get that text back from that guy.
That's right.
Okay?
That shit will be so distracting.
Being able to take that 50% of your mental energy back during the day.
And also like 50% is an, I'm not being exaggerated.
That's an accurate number for a single dude trying to meet girl.
50% of their mental.
50?
Yo, you think more?
Yes.
80%.
So imagine that 80% of your mental energy is now back to you be.
being creative, back to you.
I mean, yeah, I mean, obviously you're going to have to dedicate some of that to your wife,
of course.
But what I'm saying, it's back to you creating things, it's back to you working, it's back
doing all these things.
It's unstoppable.
The inspiration is different.
Jay-Z had a song called The Power to P-U-S-S-Y.
He was like, The Power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
That's what makes guys get fly.
You know what I mean?
Like a lot of things that men do are for women.
We talked about a story this morning, the guy, Darius Miles, who played for the University of Alabama,
you know, got arrested for capital murder.
him and his friend,
um,
shot a young lady because the young lady didn't want to highlight him, right?
That's what the young lady's mother said, right?
And it made me think about,
man,
when we were young and we got rejected,
rejection just made us want to be successful.
You know what I'm saying?
Rejection just made me be like,
I'm going to put myself in a position where, you know,
you're going to regret telling me no because I'm going to be that guy.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like if you watch the social network movie,
Mark Zuckerberg built Facebook.
Off a rejection.
Off a rejection.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Mike Jones made a whole song.
about it. Back then they didn't want me. Now I'm hot day.
All on me. And it's just like,
yo, damn, what has gotten into these people?
Let it be your fuel.
Let it be your fuel. How have we gotten to the point where
rejection motivates you to murder? Is the male ego
that fragile? Yes, it is. A lot of them.
Yeah. Yeah, it's fucked up. Y'all brothers need therapy.
Please. Go see it. Psychiatrist. Go sit with a therapist.
Do some work on yourself because, you know,
I come from the era of you got rejected.
Now I'm going to grind it out and I'm going to end up being that dude.
You know what I'm saying?
So hopefully you'll want me in the future because I'm successful.
I feel like we're detached from like what younger dudes are going through right now.
I think that like I got out of the online dating game and the dating game right at the peak.
Like when I was I was kind of popping a little bit like I had a little cloud or whatever like that.
And then I'm fortunate enough to meet my wife.
I'm out the game.
But before that, my life.
as someone who had clout and had like fans and had people DM it.
My dating life was not that dissimilar to some of my friends who had zero clout at all.
Think about that.
Yeah.
Like I got friends who have no clouted all, no fame.
They fucking have a threesomes, foursums, like they just swipe it left and right.
Everybody's going after it.
It was crazy.
So this was like the early days where online dating first enters the conversation.
I've been thinking about this a lot and why and I see a lot of frustration with young people right now.
And the reason why I wasn't relating to it is because it's completely changed.
from those days, right?
Isn't it the easiest time to get late?
That's the perception that we have
and why we don't have any empathy for
and why we don't understand it.
Here's the thing.
So you had a time where online day pops up
and then men and women can contact each other with privacy.
So now we talk about that shame thing.
Girls can go to a guy's house, none of their friends know.
If it goes well, they like it,
they can fuck that dude, then they could stop fucking them.
None of their friends know, there's no shame,
none of their community knows.
Nobody knows.
And it became a little bit of a meat market.
Now obviously girls were upset about that
Because they're just being used
Dudes are fucking loving it
Because they're just swiping left
Come over, we'll have a fucking beer
Then you have sex and then it's on
Right? It was amazing for dudes
Here's the difference
And this is what the internet does
It always fucking disrupts
What happened was back in the day
For a girl
To date a rapper
A basketball player
An athlete
You needed some shamelessness
You needed to find out their hotel
Stock their table at the club
Like you'd be outside the game
waving at them, not stuff.
Throwing your panties on stage.
Yeah, like, you need to be like,
shameless. And like, like a
quality woman isn't going to be that shameless,
right? So the
access that famous people had to women,
we thought it was that, it was
crazy, but it really wasn't that crazy. They had
access to the shameless ones, and then
maybe the ones that they maybe bumped into, but
that was it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you had the groupies
and then that's it. And groupies didn't really
get love outside of getting smashed.
Nothing. They weren't becoming famous or nothing.
Right? Yeah. So now,
with the internet and social media
on dating apps, all of a sudden,
famous people have access
to every single girl in the world
through a DM.
So now regular dudes
are competing with
famous people for the same girls that they never
competed with them before
because those women weren't shameless enough
to just wait outside their fucking hotel
hoping to get chosen.
So what happened was initially
when the online dating came out,
everybody was dating, whatever.
And I think how it transitioned
is women are going, well, if I'm just going
to like go over to a guy's house and have sex,
am I going to do it with the guy who's the
barista at the coffee shop, or am I going to
get meat marketed by
the fucking point guard for the Lakers?
Well, shit, I'd much rather go to
the Lakers house. He got AC.
Yeah. You know? Which I'm sure leads to a lot
of guys lying about what they're doing
in life. And a lot of frustration
for the average dude and
an inflated maybe
sense of, I
don't want to say, it's not about self-worth, but
inflate of entitlement or opportunity for those girls, right?
And all of a sudden, if those girls are getting DMs from all these famous people and then a
regular dude's talking to them, they might be like, I don't know if I'm like, my life is about
famous people. My life ain't about regular dudes. Then they might hit an older age and start realizing,
oh, these guys were all using me. It was meat market. Maybe I should give some love and give some,
you know, opportunity to another guy that I might be able to. But I think the game right now
is in complete disarray,
and it's because of that access.
So I understand the frustration of these young people,
and I understand where they're going,
but I also completely understand
what women are going through,
which is like,
oh, why would I not think
that I'm going to end up with an entertainer
when my DMs are completely filled with entertainers?
Yeah.
Like, why would they not think that?
How could you not have empathy for that?
Yeah, if you're a DM full of blue checks.
Then why would you not think that that's who you're going to marry and be with?
I get it.
I get it.
You know,
It just makes it hard for the regular guy, what you're saying.
I can understand regular guys' frustration.
I didn't see this at first because when I was leaving the game,
my boys who had no cloud at all, weren't famous at all,
had a way crazier sex life than me.
And I'm like, oh, shit, that's it.
We figured it out.
Everything's fine.
You don't even need to be famous to get laid.
And I think that that has transitioned a bit now,
and you're seeing a little bit more frustration from men.
And I think that's why, like, the Red Pill community,
the Manosphere has grown so much.
And I didn't understand it.
Very fragile community, though.
Yes, of course.
Listen, anytime you see dudes hate women
It's because they're not getting pussy
It's impossible to hate women
And get pussy at the same time
And they know they're frauds
Because if the reality is
These women are being pursued
By these guys who actually have something
You know what I mean?
No matter how much you front on social media
You know you live with your mom in the basement
Right, right, right, right
But even if the young lady does want to come over
Where are you going to take her?
Yeah
You know what I mean?
How are you going to convince her to come to this hotel
when you just lied to her about having your own place and everything else.
Yeah.
You know?
I think it's just a time thing.
I think it's like pendulum swinging, right?
So the pendulum swung to one direction where like it was meat market.
Everybody was getting laid and girls just going to random dudes houses and fucking them.
And it was the easiest time in history to get laid.
So the pendulum swung over here.
And now we're seeing the pendulum swing all the way over here where it's like, oh,
girls have all these opportunities to be with these famous celebrities, et cetera.
So they're not giving the regular dudes a look.
Eventually they're going to realize that these people over here, it's not fruitful.
They're getting meat marketed.
They just there to get laid and they're not really building relationships.
So eventually the pendulum starts to swing back.
And that's a time thing.
But in this current state, you can't fault to the women who are seeing all this attention
from these dudes that are very successful and wealthy.
You can't fault them for thinking that's who they're going to be with.
And you can't really fault the dudes from feeling they're not getting any love on these apps anymore.
They're going to be frustrated.
Yeah, just don't let their frustration turn into murder.
Well, that's what fucking...
Because Lord, have mercy.
I'm seeing so much of that nowadays, guys getting rejected.
and then they get violent against the woman
and kill her or hurt her.
It's just like, bro, let that rejection motivate
you to actually do something with your life.
There's only one thing that makes men angry.
It's not getting pussy.
If you see an angry dude, he just ain't getting pussy.
He could be angry about traffic.
He ain't even angry about traffic.
If you just got your dick suck, traffic's fine.
Well, that's why I was going to say a nut.
That's it. You just need your nut.
You might be a guy who's gay,
but you're in the closet,
so you can't get what you really want.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
And that right there might cause frustration.
That might cause frustration.
Exactly.
But like at least getting that off, getting that accepted.
It's hard to get laid and be angry in the same day.
That is a difficult thing.
So if you see frustration from me, he just ain't got no pussy.
It's really what comes down to.
This guy faked in Lyme disease for fucking 10 years.
I'm not a point in that, Chris.
I know.
He's faking Lyme disease for 10 years, bro.
You just need a bust and nut, dude.
That's it.
That's it.
Jesus Christ, Chris.
What's that?
Well, I don't think Hillary was getting pussy.
Well, hold on now.
No, no, no, hold on, Chris.
Chris just said, so Stalin's problem is he wasn't getting pussy.
Hitler's problem was he wasn't getting pussy.
Didn't they say Hitler had a little dick or something?
Yeah, like a goat bit off his testicle or some shit.
He had one ball.
He had one ball or some shit.
We don't know what was up of Stalin, but also.
Also, you have to carve out psychopaths.
Yeah.
Psychopaths are just psychopaths.
They don't feel anything anyway.
talking about people who actually have feelings and those feelings are causing them to behave in her way.
I'm not saying.
And we're talking about people who were violent.
The people we're talking about specifically, this guy, Darius Miles, was violent because
he got rejected by a woman.
Boom.
Exactly.
Now, let's talk about you walking down the street.
You bump shoulders with somebody, right?
If that guy wants to start a fight off a bump and short, he ain't got no pussy.
But if that guy goes, if you go my bad, he goes, no, it's all good.
He gets a pussy.
Because he's trying to get home and get late.
He gets pussy.
Why am I fighting when I could go get some pussy?
I'm going to fight you, get shot, maybe get killed.
I'll get shot and immobilized.
Now I can't go home and get no...
And now that guy who's like,
but I'm worried about what my friends think.
If he was getting tons of pussy,
that's all your friends thinking about.
Come on, man.
You know what I mean?
Come on, man.
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
Simple as that.
Stop.
Simple as that.
But God bless all the women out there, man.
Protect yourself, man.
Because I don't...
I agree with a lot of the stuff
shoulders just said
and I really don't know
what the fuck is going on out here
where these guys are literally killing people
because of rejection.
That is insane to me.
And then he was insane to me.
And then he was in.
he was in college playing basketball.
He had a future.
It's not like he was just some bum dude
with no future who got rejected.
And when you get rejected now,
all your other traumas that you haven't dealt with
and the fact that you're a loser
who's not doing that with your life.
You know what I mean?
That's a psychopath.
Like, God damn.
If you're playing basketball in college
and you're carrying a gun,
like something's wrong.
Something's wrong.
But I'm going to say allegedly
because it was him and another person.
We don't know the whole story yet,
you know, but he is charged with capital murder
and the boyfriend who was an eyewitness who actually shot back at them,
that's what he said what happened.
Oh.
And then, yeah, then the mother on Facebook said what happened too.
Oh.
So there might be more of this story because the boyfriend was with her.
Well, yeah, the boyfriend was with a girl.
Yeah.
So he's hitting on a girl who got a boyfriend.
Yeah.
And the boyfriend was there.
You know what I mean?
So I don't know where the boyfriend was in that moment.
Was it possible he was shooting at the dude and then hit the girl?
That's what I was thinking.
Yeah.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
That seems a little bit more realistic.
That's what I was thinking.
But either way, it's still stupid.
Still fucking stupid, bro.
Yeah.
I think we did it.
Yo, we figured out everything, man.
As always, that's what we do, baby.
On a regular basis.
That's what we do.
Oh, my God.
What?
Nothing.
As always, if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're smart,
you think we're intelligent,
you think we're brilliant.
You're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast
and you think we're just a couple of idiots
who don't know shit, you're right too.
It's the brilliant idiotist podcast.
