The Brilliant Idiots - Busy Signal
Episode Date: March 28, 2025In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots podcast, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Shulz discuss the state of superhero movies, expressing a desire for more grounded storytelling. They also explore the t...heme of nepotism in the entertainment industry, questioning the meritocracy of success. They touch on political connections and the influence of celebrity culture in shaping public perception, controversies in high school sports, the rise of women's basketball, and the impact of social media trends on public perception. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Black Effect Podcast Festival: http://blackeffect.com/podcastfestival/ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley Pre Order - https://a.co/d/4pLD1C3 No Holes Barred -Mandi B & Weezy WTF https://a.co/d/cGFDUoB The Wind on Her Tongue - Anita Kopacz https://a.co/d/fWDancH I Lived to Tell the Story: A Memoir of Love, Legacy, and Resilience - Tamika D. Mallory https://a.co/d/7DoCtWX Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yep, Charlamini, guys.
Andrew's show.
We are the brilliant idiots podcast.
Back for another week of brilliant idiotness.
Heather Guy Walker.
What's up, my dude?
How are you feeling, man?
Man, I feel good.
I feel blessed.
Blessed white, highly favored.
All three.
A.
Every day to week.
I'm blessed black and highly favorite.
Happy to be here, man.
Another week of brilliant idiotness.
Yeah, man.
It's been good.
We was talking about Black Captain America before we started.
I don't know why.
We haven't spoken about Black Captain America.
Did you see Captain America?
There's been more conversation.
about how Black Captain America is going to raise his sons or has raised his sons in America,
then there has been about Black Captain America.
Yeah, I like to give certain movies space before we talk about them, because, you know,
I want them to make their money at the box office.
I hated Captain American.
I hated it, too.
What was it called?
Was it Brave New World?
Yeah.
I didn't enjoy it at all.
You know what I'm enjoying from Marvel right now?
What's up?
Oh.
Dead devil's good?
Oh.
That is good.
Really?
So they killed it.
Yeah.
And they killed it with the old shit when it was Netflix.
and that bringing it back now it's under Marvel, just as good.
And it's on Disney.
You know what I'm realizing?
The stories I like, and I know it's not Marvel, it's D.C., but Penguin,
I like the street-level stories right now.
The street-level stories are what is keeping my attention.
It's just like real shit.
Yeah, man.
I have 40 different timelines, and you can be recarnated,
and you're really at Earth 751 and all his other mumbo-jumbo.
Brave New World did nothing for me.
Grounded in reality.
That's right, because I don't even know what the fuck.
Mark Marvel is on right now.
I don't know what direction they're going in the film world.
You know, maybe if I would have just went to go see a brave new world with no expectation,
you know what I'm saying, and just watched it, and maybe I would have enjoyed it.
I feel like they gave me way too much in the trailer.
You didn't have to give me Red Hulk in the trailer.
And I don't even know where the fuck they're going with the franchise.
This is the problem with Marvel.
They made a big gamble that we would like alternative timelines.
That could have worked, though.
But it doesn't.
It could have worked if they would have simplified it
by simply after endgame,
and I've said this a million times,
take us to a whole other world.
That's right.
They should have took us to a whole other world
where the X-Men and everybody existed,
started the mutant saga.
And during that whole process,
then we just common sense would say,
oh, there's a multiverse.
Because this is a whole other universe, right?
A whole other mult-whatever the fuck it was.
So just by doing that, then at this period,
it's like five years later,
when did the end game come out?
2019, 2018, 2018, 2019?
By this time, we're into the incursions and everything else,
so we know that there's multiple timelines that may clash.
It wouldn't be so messy.
Now I was just like, what the fuck is going on?
You got Sheehawk over here.
No stakes.
Moon night over here.
It's no stakes.
But with Dead Devil, it's no stakes.
If you die, you die.
If you die, you fucking die.
What's the point?
I just like the ground level shit, man.
That's what I feel.
I feel like, you know, Marvel needs to just skis.
scale it all back. Less is more.
I agree with you. Start with you.
Start with the ground up. Give us those friendly neighborhood superhero stories.
Start it over again. Start it over again. You got a great thing. How many times have we seen Peter Parker's uncle die? Infinite.
Don't need to see that no more. But what I'm saying is...
Well, we'll see Peter Parker get some pussy. That's what we haven't seen.
That's shoot them webs. You know what I'm saying? Shooting white sticky shit out of everything but his dick all of these years? What the fuck is going on? And his additions a pee-be? And he'll never get to use it?
Yeah, it's fucked up.
Come on, man.
That's fucked up.
Come on, man.
Yeah, yeah.
It's, it's interesting, man.
I think we're going to have to,
they're going to have to reassess some things.
We don't care about the multiple timelines.
We also don't care about any of your new shit.
We just want to see the old shit done again,
start us at zero, do another 10-year run, and we'll be happy.
It is kind of really crazy our Peter Park can't get laid
and none of the Marvel movies, bro.
And they always got him paired up with somebody that's beautiful.
Well, what's up with him in Zendaya?
Huh?
He's a high school student.
What's wrong with that?
You didn't have a high school?
I mean,
We shouldn't have.
What's up with that?
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
What are we doing, guys?
Why are we acting like we getting in a pussy high school?
What are we doing, man?
You watch Euphoria?
Oh, yeah, that's crazy.
This man can save the world.
He can fight against aliens, but he can't get no blessing.
You think he's going to still want to save the world after he gets more?
He probably had more motivation to save the world.
Shit.
Yeah, what's he living for?
You know what's the motivation?
I stopped playing sports.
I stopped doing a lot of shit once I started chasing girls.
Really?
Yes.
I think you stopped growing.
I think you went gay.
Alex, happy belated birthday.
Thank you.
I saw a video with you, man,
that I was like,
you know, Alex ain't never beaten the allegations.
You had a dress on?
You saw the shit telling you had a dress on, nails trading.
He was doing some groovy shit.
Like, you're like, what the fuck?
That was burning, man.
We were all dressed up.
I'm letting people with videotaping you when you're on drugs.
I don't care.
No, man.
You was on drugs.
I'm secure with myself.
Well, you, yeah, when you're on drugs,
everybody that's on drugs is secure in this.
Yeah.
When he was doing that?
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I thought there was no cameras at Burning Man.
You still have your phone.
Really?
I didn't like that, man.
He caught you in a very vulnerable moment.
Vulnerable?
You didn't do the video I saw?
I was having a talk about.
You saw it on my feet.
Yes.
He was doing this shit.
He was jerking off two dicks like Trump.
Then he started rubbing the balls like this, hand, palms open.
Let live his life, bro.
We're gonna get you to burn one of these years, bro.
They still do that shit?
Hell yeah.
I haven't heard nothing about it.
You would enjoy yourself a lot.
You think so?
We got a lot of giant.
There's a lot of tree huggers out.
I probably wouldn't know.
There's too many people.
So again?
That's too many people.
The old I get, I can't, I've never liked large crowds.
I definitely don't like large crowds.
But you don't got to go to the crowd.
Huge desert and you have your own RV.
So whenever you need your own space, you just go there.
You just go there?
You would drive over there?
You got it?
I mean, some people flying, but it's some boogey shit.
That's what he did last year.
I flew on.
You flew?
Like, you flew out like a hell of a helicopter?
No, they have, uh, they have these like,
Like airplanes.
All the guys that fly the planes up in Alaska.
Okay.
During the winter, they come down there in the summer and they'll fly.
Fly people in and they fly people out.
It lands on the desert floor.
Okay, okay.
The makeshift airport.
Got you, got you, got you.
Create like a fake airport essentially.
How do you feel when you get off the plane?
Like, oh shit.
You're the different world.
Damn.
Yeah.
Well, shout out to Burning Man.
When did they do it?
I don't even know.
I really haven't heard about it in a while.
A week before Labor Day leading in and through Labor Day.
We got to go, man.
Now, you know how I know Burning Man is about peace?
because there's no Me Too stories
that come out of Burning.
Nothing.
You don't hear about no fight.
There's no fight.
Who would go every single year?
Who?
Diddy.
Damn.
Every single year religiously,
Diddy would go to bed?
Probably the only time he stopped.
Hand stop, won't stop anytime, anywhere else.
But you will stop, Pat Burnham in.
Yo, Did he's getting a bunch of his cases thrown out,
yo.
It seems.
That is crazy.
But you know what this shows?
And I've said this a million times.
Those lawyers don't give a fuck
about anything but money
and they're really not trying to
win these cases. They're trying to shake
down people for the bread.
Now, you're gone. So when you
this is the gig. This is the gig. I've been saying it for years.
The lawyer will reach out to your team.
The lawyer will say, hey, this
person is about these make these accusations
but they won't make these accusations
if you just settle X, Y, and Z.
If you just give us this bread.
Literally, that's it. If you don't
give the bread, that's when the press conferences
come. That's when they go to the press, blah,
blah, blah, and they think they can shake you
down in that way. Diddy has had
how many cases did he have gotten thrown
out of that? Tony, this is a new one that just got
thrown out the day. This is Little Rod.
What was Little Rod accusing Diddyo?
Oh, he had the most. Let's
see. What was he
accused in Did he up? He said
he alleges Combs
coerced him into, making a bigger Taylor Paws,
coerced him into various sex
acts, dangling money,
and high power industry connections to keep him quiet
and ensnare him in a web of misconduct.
Then Jones alleges he was never paid.
Scroll up to the top, I want to read what the headline is.
The headline is, Sean Dicombs scored small legal victory
and Little Rod lawsuit.
What was the small legal victory?
Because he got some of the draft.
No.
The order, how may you read it?
The order filed...
Go start to the top tail.
The order...
Sean Deney Combs scored a partial legal win Monday
when a New York judge agreed to dismiss racketeering
and breach of contract charges
bought against them. Oh, so it's no RICO.
So it's no Frico.
No Frico charge.
Listen, here's the reality.
There's when a public figure like this
gets in trouble,
everybody comes out of the woodwork
that's got an accusation towards them.
Some people are going to make shit up.
Some things are going to be true.
And a lot of cases are going to get dismissed.
Just because cases get dismissed
doesn't mean that he didn't do horrible shit.
We also saw a video of him ragdolling.
Cassie. We don't need to see more than that. Like, if that was caught, what are the chances
that that's the only time he's done that? I agree with you, but he's not on trial for that.
No, no, no. I'm not saying. What I'm saying is like, you're right, 100% about that. But,
like, he's a piece of shit the second I saw that video, and he doesn't stop being a piece of shit.
And you can't give him the benefit of doubt about anything. And so when you hear about all these
other charges, regardless of how assolations the allegations are, you're like, he might have
that shit based off the video to them.
And not only based on the video,
based on the fact that like this,
that he came out, he was like,
I never touched Cassie nothing,
then that video dropped.
And now it's like, oh, you're a liar.
So if you could lie about this,
what else can you lie about?
That's why he can't,
that's why you can't give him
the benefit of the doubt on anything.
But he's still getting a bunch
of these cases dropped.
Because Tony Buzzbee wasn't even,
he wasn't even supposed to be practicing
law in this district in New York.
A hundred.
That lets you know right there.
All they want to do is try to shake you down
to get the money.
This is the other problem.
There's a bunch of,
Huh?
That was thanks to Jay-Z
because of Jay-Z's lawyer
who pointed out the fact
that Buzzbee can't even
practice.
So that's the other thing.
It's like these lawyers
are going to be
ambulance chasers,
they're going to see
some meat
and they're going to try
to carve it up.
God, damn.
Now that sounds like
some shit
that happened at the ditty part.
They do.
Jesus Christ.
That's what happens there.
But again,
just because there are people
trying to make money off him
doesn't mean that he didn't
potentially do horrible things.
We've already seen him
do something horrible
for Cass.
that's enough for him to like just not be in the public eye ever again.
Oh, yeah, I don't, I mean, that's done.
I mean, at this point, you don't even think of anything professional, right?
Like, if I was ditty or anybody on this team, you're not thinking anything professional after this.
You're thinking, do you go to jail forever or not?
Yeah, and if you don't go to jail forever or not, you need to spend the rest of your life getting your soul right.
You need to spend the rest of your life dealing with whatever trauma you've experienced that you've projected on so many people for so many years.
Absolutely.
That's it.
You know how we just needs a bigger public figure than him to say he's good again.
Because that's what they did with R. Kelly.
No.
In a sense.
No.
Think about it.
When he came, he got out?
When did R. Kelly get out?
Al Kelly's still in there?
No.
When the original charges, then he, like, come out of it.
And then everyone was just still hanging, like, JZ's and all of them are hanging out.
No.
When did, when R. Kelly first got accused, all R. Kelly did was start making hits.
He started to record.
with everybody. Everybody had an R. Kelly record. Like, literally, there's not a person.
He got dismissed, though. He did. Originally, yeah. But that's different, though, right? If you go to court
and your charges get dismissed and then you come home and you start writing records for everybody,
and yeah, people forget then. Yeah, so that's what he got to do. No. No. No. No.
No. That ain't going to work for Diddy. Plus, it was a different era back then. No.
That is not going to work for Diddy. It's no. I don't, did he shouldn't even be thinking about that. Like,
Honestly, if you're in positions like this
and you're thinking about how you're going to be back on top
professionally, you ain't learning whatever lesson God
trying to teach. Do you affect King Combs to them?
You can't punish the
son for the sins of the father, but people will.
If y'all sit here... We shouldn't, but...
Y'all, could y'all cut it out?
What? Diddy could be the Pope
when y'all wouldn't listen to King Combs music?
What's up? Could you stop? And I'm lighten out... And King Combs
has made some joints and I'm like, oh, that's all right.
But y'all ain't...
The streets ain't fucking with King Colms music.
Why not?
And that's not a diss?
Why not?
What you mean?
I don't know why?
I don't know.
It was not.
Why?
We acting silly now?
I thought the only reason that they don't listen to is because it was Father's God.
When Diddy was out here on the street, they were.
Now, mind you, he had a little bop.
What was the little bop he had with Kodak?
Yeah.
There ain't nothing wrong.
No.
King Combs is a cool artist.
He's just cool, though.
Like, he's not like, nobody's out here running.
Checking for it.
I don't know if I agree with what you're saying.
Like, I think the reason why people want to listen to his music and the sole reason is
because of what's going on with his father.
You're a liar.
Can't stop Moonstap.
You're a liar?
I think that's fucked up that you...
We, we, we, we, I would say...
Maybe you're biased.
I would say before this, the only reason we were even listening to King Cole's music
was because of his father.
Man, get out of here.
You gave him a chance because he was daddy son.
Get the hell out of here.
What are you trying to say?
You gave him a chance because he was dating.
You're trying to say he's the Bronnia rap.
Oh.
Damn.
That's my.
Wait, you say that's why people are fucking with Brownie then?
Yeah, but that's true.
What am I listening to right now?
I don't even-
I never thought about that.
But he's trying to say,
the only reason we gave Sean P. Diddy Combs's son a chance
is because he's Sean P. Diddy Combs?
Is that what you're saying?
Yes, junior, absolutely.
And King Combs, by the way, King Combs has made a couple of bobs that I rock with.
I've said this publicly.
Like, that joint with Kodak was a dope little bop.
But he-
I can't fuck with you.
No, that's not it, man.
But the streets ain't rocking with it.
And it's okay.
It has nothing to do with Diddy.
You know, I don't care how much he Harlem shakes.
And that was nothing.
He's like, do that same move.
Like, they would do the same.
So the only reason I like watching him dance is because he's song.
It reminds you a Diddy, yes.
That's the only reason.
Yes, he looks like Diddy.
Yes.
You're crazy, bro.
Listen, y'all are fucking.
Your daughter grows up to do comedy.
And she got to do comedy.
And she got your face, God forbid.
But she got your...
No, you can't have a handsome daughter.
You don't want that.
Nobody wants that.
Nobody wants a handsome daughter.
Come on.
Why?
Why?
Everybody's being stupid today.
Yes, we are.
Who wants a handsome daughter?
No, no, you're right about that.
But keep on.
But if she does comedy,
and she's decent, you're like,
oh, you're going to check her out
because that show's daughter.
I'm just, like, blown away
that this is how the world works.
Like, you're telling me,
rich and successful people put their children
in positions of power and influence.
I'm going to tell you a word
that you may not even know.
What's that?
Nepopolitan.
Strawberry, vanilla, chocolate.
Rich people do it with their kids all the time.
You never had nepotism ice cream?
I don't even know what this is.
You've never had nepotism.
You're telling me that that nepotism ice cream,
that ice cream that's got the pink, the white, and the chocolate.
Yes.
It's strawberry.
I've never heard of referred to as pink.
Okay.
Is that a New York thing?
Maybe.
But listen, this is Denny.
Come on, look at this video, man.
This is fucking.
And they redid crush on you.
Who else?
By the way, cool little kid.
I slew the king combs.
I am not dissing king combs in any way.
Hold on one thing.
Can I just understand something?
Are you telling me that Jeannie Bus,
the current owner of the Lakers,
only owns the team because her parents own the team?
Yes.
They didn't hire the most qualified person for the job.
They just gave it to their kid to do.
Bro.
There is not.
I thought we live in America where everything is merit-based.
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, why?
Depatism, baby.
What?
Listen, why wouldn't you let your daughter?
Are there other people that didn't earn their thing based on merit?
They just did it because of who they are?
Yes.
Who else?
Can you just fill me in on all these people?
What do you mean?
So we're talking about just family or just in general?
Just in general.
Like I'm like glowed what?
Just in general, we can admit now the whole Trump administration.
You're telling me that Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka were part of Trump's first administration
because they're his kids.
Forget the first administration.
How about Trump's friends now?
That's what you see, it's okay to do things for your kids.
When you do things for your friends,
when you put your friends in unqualified positions,
you're really a good friend, bro.
You're really a good friend.
May not make for a good president, great friend.
So you're saying when we...
You got your mouth open for a while,
like you wanted to put something.
You're saying when we went out
and we made Alex Media,
the producer of the brilliant-neated podcast
when he had zero experience with anything,
you're saying that that was...
That was your first number.
diversity hire. See, listen, here's the thing. But when you were, like, that was your, that was your first
diversity hire. That was D.I. Yes. D.I.'s worked out for me. By the way, Alex wrote you letters.
Alex was on his stand shit. Didn't he write you letters and shit? Yeah. He did. What you're
talking about? I thought that was the story. No. I thought you wrote Andrew letters.
What's going on? I'm making this up. Oh, tell me, give me the origin. I thought it was
that. What are you talking about? I thought you used to write Schultz letters and as Schultz to be the
I said, if I sent him emails and DM.
You used to write me letters.
We would DM a little bit.
See, now it's a little bit.
Also, why is it we?
You would answer.
Yeah, but I wasn't DM and you out of nowhere.
You answer it back.
Yeah, but you were DM and me.
But, Alice, what's wrong with that, though?
You showed ambition.
I did.
Wait, that's how y'all met.
Yeah.
In the DMs.
In the DMs.
Go down.
This is actually a great story of Al.
The I goes down in the DMs.
He cooked.
No, Alex cooked up a video for me.
He, like, edited this video, and he sent it to me.
He had the same name of this white dude, Alex Anderson.
There was a comic that I was friends with.
So I opened the...
And I was like, oh, shit.
He wants to do, like, some videos for me.
And I was like, oh, that's fire.
I'll go meet him.
And then it turns out he wasn't that guy.
But he took the initiative.
He made the video.
He just sent it.
I didn't ask for a video.
He put the fucking effort in and he worked.
Like, I'm trying to give you flowers.
Don't sit on your origin story, Alex.
That's a fire origin story.
But you were saying writing letters.
Like, come on, who's saying writing letters?
That's crazy.
To a person you try to.
Jonathan Mazen just wrote Kevin Fagie a letter.
Literally wrote him a letter.
What is saying?
I guess saying why he should, I don't know if it was this.
I don't know what it was for.
Steroids made me do it.
Have you seen magazine dreams?
I'm just saying it.
Yo, go watch.
Steroids make you aggressive.
Go watch magazine dreams.
And he did aggress.
Magazine, go watch it.
He aggressed.
He agreed.
He said he agreed.
He aggressed.
Listen, what's wrong with a person holding himself accountable?
That don't happen no more.
Hold on, hold on.
What's wrong with a person holding himself accountable?
Yes.
Is that what you think that we're criticizing him for?
Not holding himself accountable?
He held himself accountable.
By the way?
Nobody's criticizing him for that.
They're criticizing him for beating up a woman.
He didn't beat her up.
An innocent white woman.
Nope, he didn't beat her up.
The driver said he was defending himself.
Yep.
And we saw this man run.
Now, I don't know what happened in the backseat of that car,
but he had to do something to get the fuck out the back to do that car.
So wait, he didn't beat her.
her up. No. He aggressed her.
Whatever the fuck that means.
I don't even know what that means. I don't know what that means.
I think she aggressed him. I feel aggressive.
All I know is the driver said he saw Jonathan
defending himself and we saw Jonathan get out of a car and run.
Yes. I mean, I say it all the time.
Are you trying to tell me that the Cuomo brothers
are only in politics because their dad was once the governor
of New York State?
I got one better for you. Is that true?
You don't even know who the Cuomo's brother's dad or uncle is.
Do you know?
Got the first thing, but I know it's a Cuomo.
Their dad is Mario.
Their uncle was Luigi.
Hit the Mario drop right now, because I lost.
Tell my guys.
Look, look at their father.
Mario, I fucking told you.
I could have guessed that.
Super Mario was the Cuomo versus daddy,
Mario Matthew Cuomo,
and their fucking uncle.
is Luigi Lawrence Cuomo.
Duh.
Obviously, is that that shocking?
You didn't know that?
What are you going to tell me now?
That the Muslim dude is named Muhammad?
Like obviously, there's going to be things
that we can easily guess.
Don't disrespect your new mayor, bro.
That's not my man.
Andrew's going to be your new mayor.
The only way he's the new mayor
if he comes through Flavorant Podcast.
You cannot be mayor of New York City
if you don't come through.
I told the Chinese guy it didn't work out for him.
Who is the Chinese guy?
The guy was trying to give out money.
Andrew Yang?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yang Gang, you didn't do flagrant?
He had a chance.
I'm gonna hit Yang gang up, man.
He had a chance.
And then, I don't want him.
You don't want him?
What am I gonna do with him now?
It's all, you're going to war against China now?
Yeah, but you know what, you know what I mean?
Like you were gonna be mayor, you gotta check in.
You gotta check in.
Andrew Cuol- Don't check in.
If you check in, you win.
It's simple as that.
Man Adams didn't check in.
He's coming this week.
He is.
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of here.
How much you want to bet?
I don't believe you.
Hey.
If Mayor Adams comes to flagering, he don't give a fuck.
no more. If Mayor Adams comes...
He was talking about his old work back at Far Rock.
He don't get by the fuck.
I saw that when you were like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Man, oh, huh.
What's this say? What's that say?
It says,
A car saying Alex Anderson.
Man, shut up.
Mark Gack and the Hun.
What is that top?
Edible Jesus. Oh, shit.
Wow.
But look what day it is.
Marks.
No, it's not.
Yeah.
Look what day it says you tape it.
Damn.
April 1st.
That would be a great joke.
I don't lie.
If Mayor Adams does flagrant,
he wins the election.
He's definitely coming.
No, he's got bumped into him
at a bar, record room.
He was out.
The homie, he's outside.
He had a shorty by Far Rock.
Yeah.
He had a shorty over at Far Rock.
Campaign season, do your thing,
Mayor Adams, do your thing.
I fuck him, Matt Adams.
He's cool.
I like Mayor Adams because he keeps it real.
Yeah.
Does he keep it real?
Yeah, he's out there with Far Rock.
clapping cheeks.
Listen, I don't know of mayor at a...
Bing bong.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
That's the type of mayor we need.
Bing bong.
Stop, exactly.
Yeah, you're right.
You're a journalist.
No, you're a journalist.
Can you stop?
You're a journalist.
You're one of the greatest political pundance of this generation.
You're going to give them a great journalistic interview.
You're going to give them a great journalistic interview.
Did you stop?
Can I fucking get it?
Anything.
Can be sweet.
Good is gold.
Let me see that.
Bam-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B.
Listen, listen, Mayor Adams.
Listen, this is a political podcast.
It is.
Listen, I don't know if Mayor Adams is.
It's political over here.
I don't know if he keeps it real, but you know what I like about Mayor Adams?
He is a man of the people.
He's a man of the people.
He's outside.
He'd be outside.
He'd be outside so much that they'd be like, go inside.
You know what I mean?
Why are you always outside?
I like it.
And he meets people where.
they are. Exactly. Exactly.
He's not trying to murder the elderly.
Who tried to kill the elderly?
That Cuomo guy.
Remember he was trying to murder the elderly?
I don't know about trying. He did.
Do you remember that?
I forgot. It was something with COVID.
Yeah, he put all the elderly in one place where they could die together.
Well, in light of what we know about COVID, like, no, I'm just saying.
Loki, he got to come out and be like, see, he was a hoax. I didn't kill it.
Right?
He got to go on rogue and be like,
you were right the whole time.
I did not murder anybody.
By the way, though, if Eric Adams comes on flagrant,
Cuomo, you got to come on flagrant, bro.
You got to do flagrant.
Listen, he wants to win?
I don't know if he's invited right now.
We got to see about all that.
You're not fucking with him?
I got to see.
I got to see the platform.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
I got to see the platform.
I need to know what he's, you know,
campaigning on.
What is he campaigning on?
I used to be governor.
This is a primary election, right?
Like, this isn't the regular mayor of,
No, this is the mayor.
It is?
Yeah.
Oh, I thought Mary Adams being primary.
I don't fucking know.
I'm going to New Jersey.
Let's do some by any means necessary, Taylor, gang.
What we got?
Taylor, Taylor, gang, gang, big, pregnant, Taylor, got the glow.
Taylor is pregnant, yeah.
Yo, I don't give a fuck what the internet says.
I believe in your ability to raise a child, Taylor.
Now, they're playing with my niece.
Stop playing with my niece.
First of all, they had a whole thread.
Somebody sent me, because I hate these threads and shit,
but somebody sent me a thread,
and everybody was talking about Taylor's glow.
I mean, it's unbelievable.
Whatever you was at, whatever event you was at,
somebody sent me the thread of you in the pantsuit,
the Hillary Clinton pantsuit.
It was a Hillary Clinton pantsuit.
She was flying in hers.
It was fly, you know what I'm saying?
It was a fly pants suit.
But everybody was on there talking about how much you was glowing,
which we already acknowledged.
But then it was people on there saying they feel like they should already call
child protective services on you.
And I thought that was disrespectful.
Why?
Were you drinking?
No.
What the hell?
I can already see you going to be a great mom.
Well, why do they think that?
Well, just years and years of listening to New York on the Brooklyn.
That's all.
They have nothing to do with you.
Let me just tell you right now.
If you ever get into it, and I hope you never get into it, obviously, with your man.
But if there is ever a separation where there's custody, he has about 10 years of podcast evidence of you saying some wild-ass shit.
You have stuff from wild shit.
What?
What I say?
But it is...
What that shit that you say?
Dick's 12 inches are small?
God damn!
Well, what is...
She said dick 12 inches are small.
I've never said that.
But what does that have to do with raising a child, though?
Nothing.
Listen, it's an all right.
Character assassination.
Taylor is a good person.
Taylor's one of the greatest people I've ever met in my life.
I'm not even joking.
I'm genuinely mean that.
And she is very responsible.
No, I'm not...
It's not her.
It's not her.
She is a good person.
I'm not saying nothing nice, bro.
I'm not, but, no, I'm serious.
And I'm going to tell you what makes me really know she can be a good mom
because she got a good mom.
Thank you.
She got a good mom.
When you come from good stock, you raise good stock.
Damn.
I really believe that.
I'm not even joking.
I agree.
I've been trying to find an angle to fuck with Taylor.
I can't.
The glow is there.
I'm like, damn, Taylor really growing up.
Taylor about to really be a mom out here, man.
He's busting through her pants, man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's fucking insane.
I find myself.
I'm reading the red at heart getting mad.
Yeah.
Usually I'm laughing.
I'm like, no, this is fucked up.
She's gonna be, she can raise the child.
We gotta support Taylor.
Thank you.
We gotta support.
They're gonna like Taylor gonna be out here,
holding the baby and the baby hands.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what?
I'm not gonna be no Britney Spears out here.
Our Chrison Rock?
That's what I was thinking.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't know how Chrison's, I mean, I know she was drinking during,
but no, no, no, no.
You're gonna be great and we're all very excited
to play a punk.
even once I found out, I completely, I love to smoke.
I completely stopped all that shit.
No, hold on a second.
Hold on a second.
Not fucking clap.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think, I don't think.
I don't think, hold on.
Listen, listen.
I don't think.
No, no, no.
I did surprise me.
Can we give you some flowers?
Can we give you some flowers?
No, not like, no.
Yeah, look.
Can we give you some flowers?
Yes.
All the brilliant, billion idiots out there to know her dedication to motherhood.
She said,
Once she found out she was pregnant, she stopped taking illegal narcotics.
The amount, the commitment to say they're not illegal.
When you Googling, to be honest, you was Googling, you was Googling like the effects.
No, I was, honestly, one thing about me, like, I already knew once I was to get pregnant, I'm not going to do any of that.
By the way, I know a lot of women, especially growing up, I knew a lot of women who still did that.
I did too.
But that's not...
Smoke Lear with Nails pregnant.
Smoke crack.
I wouldn't do that, though.
It's too much...
I don't know.
And if you want to know, yes, none of their children are out of the shit.
I'm just being totally honest.
Some women even stop giving head.
That shit is devastating to the children.
There are some women...
They didn't get pregnant.
They stop giving head and that shit could be devastating to the child.
The effects of the...
Charlemagne, come on.
You said this about!
Charlamagne, I need you to take me seriously.
Ladies out there that are pregnant,
if you stop giving head during pregnancy,
it could have devastating effects
on your child, on your marriage.
But what if they're tired?
Say again?
What if they're tired?
A lot of us are tired.
I was going to say,
I don't hold it against women
when they don't want to do stuff
when they're pregnant.
But they shouldn't hold it against us.
This is a lot.
Hey, man.
Hey, man.
No, no, no, no.
Let me explain, man.
Let me explain.
Watch him undercut this.
Now, now.
Black men don't cheat.
I don't think men should cheat.
But whenever I hear stories about...
Who else doesn't cheat?
Who else doesn't cheat, though?
Who else doesn't cheat, though?
Who else doesn't cheat?
You know that.
You know that.
You know that.
You don't cheat.
All I'm simply saying is when a woman is pregnant,
pregnant and a man sleeps with another woman while his woman is pregnant.
That's great.
It depends.
What if the woman can't have sex?
What if the woman doesn't want to have sex?
And all this man is doing is going to get his rocks off.
Now, I think it's selfish, right?
I think it's selfish.
But can't you understand, Taylor?
No.
Have you pregnant?
No.
She's literally building bones in her stomach, creating a human.
I need to come with somebody.
I'm going to throw away our marriage to do it.
What if the man did?
That's a good way to put it.
I just want to come with somebody.
I'm not trying to fuck no one.
I'm not trying to have sex.
I just want to come with somebody.
I just want to come with somebody.
I just want to come with somebody.
I want to feel a heat with somebody.
I want to come with somebody.
with somebody who fucks me.
Yung, young, young.
Y!
Y!
On your side.
All your side.
Can't you not understand this man just a little?
No.
Okay.
I don't believe.
I'm with you.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
That was a test.
You don't say, you know, if you want to come with somebody,
come with the person you're watching on porn.
What's that?
Jerking.
Off.
You're trying to make us jerk off?
We're trying to deal with a pregnant woman all the day.
There's pussy pockets and everything else.
Like...
What's a pussy pocket?
You don't know what the people are.
Do they sell those in Walmart?
I don't know.
What's a pussy pocket?
You really never...
No, it's a pocket pussy.
Oh, that's my...
You know what I mean.
So, a lot.
The pocket is better.
It is.
Let's do some all memes necessary, Taylor.
Yeah, can we do all the pregnant women out there, man,
doing y'all thing, man.
Not out there that got the women pregnant.
Hope y'all marrying this woman.
Yo, this was crazy.
What was this high school coach's name?
James Zulo.
Can you imagine?
Why did he do that?
He's a high school coach.
He lost his job after being caught on camera,
pulling a student's ponytail during a state championship game,
according to TMZ.
James Zulow, who has already been fired
as coach of Norfolk High School Girls basketball team
was issued to her harassment citation.
What did?
Here in court following a tough loss.
He claimed that Haley Monroe cursed in him
after being asked to shake hands with the opposing team,
follow this alleged exchange,
Giulio Yankman Rose ponytail from behind.
I don't give a fuck if she, you know, cursed at you
or didn't want to shake the opposing team
because they had lost the game.
That ain't no reason to do what the fuck you did.
That is not your daughter, sir.
How old is she?
She's in high school.
Well, she's in high school.
We both know someone, Charlemagne,
that's a female that says,
I hope she was joking,
but said, like, she didn't see a problem with it
because she said the kids are soft these days
in this sport.
Oh, man.
Yes, isn't that crazy?
Nah.
Listen.
If a coach put his hands
on my daughter like that,
you know what I'm saying?
He better have hands.
Oh, it's going down.
I'm like, where's her father?
Where's her uncle?
You know what I mean?
Where's our brother?
Like, you got to, he deserves to get the shit
smacked out of him.
Can you fuck up somebody that's,
can you fuck up someone that older,
do you got to fuck up his children?
Oh, that's a good question.
See, it's hard.
If you hit him too hard, he might die.
No, he'll die.
You'll die.
kill that person.
Well, pulling by his hair.
You don't have it.
The little bit he got,
walk up behind him and just grab him a quick little yank.
Yeah.
That shit is wet.
You can pull him by the other hair.
You say what?
You're pulling by the other hair.
What other hair?
What is that?
Down stairs.
I'm sure you got a lot to that.
You think you got pubic hair?
Yeah.
That game was four.
That's a sexual thought now, Tim.
That's a close game.
That's the final score.
Did you see what I'm just saying?
What are you saying?
These poor parents got a show for that shit.
What are you saying?
What are you saying, Alex?
What are you saying?
It's high school women's basketball.
It was a good defense.
It was a lot of good defense.
Fantastic defense.
Fantastic defense.
You're sure you want to keep them trainees out of basketball, man?
Yes.
Women's basketball is fire right now.
Slued to Juju Wackens.
Sorry to see what happened to you, Juju.
What happened?
Torn ACL, man.
Oh, God.
Out for the rest of the city?
Well, she probably out for like a year or now.
No, not Juju.
Man, Juju.
She's phenomenal.
What?
She beat Caitlin.
Clark's record for her first two years. She outscored Caitlin Clark for her first two years.
That's fucking. Now, Julie's dope. It's place for USC. You see her in all the commercials.
This is South Carolina. No, no, no. This is University of South Carolina. I mean, University of Southern
California. Oh. Yeah, yeah, Judy. But I've seen her being promoted before. She's in all the, she's in all the
fucking commercials and everything. You can't come back from that. That is the nice thing that the ACL
surgeries have gotten so good that you can still have a career. Yeah. And she was a medical red
shirt or, uh, what's some other type of waiver that they do. Just a bummer because she's, she's obviously
Some of us really phenomenal.
It's going to hurt women's sports.
Oh, it's good.
It's going to hurt women's basketball.
Hey, shut the fuck up.
What?
What?
What?
It's going to hurt women's basketball because, like, you know,
Paige Buckets is leaving this year.
Yep.
Flot Janelle will still be around.
Thank God.
Still got the University of South Carolina, but she's a star.
Like, she's a superstar in women's sports.
She'll wash you.
She would wash you on the basketball court.
I believe it.
No, Jujo would wash you.
I bet she could wash her.
a lot of things better than me.
It's what we do here.
Juju, with all due respect,
I want you to recover.
It's just what we do here.
He was setting me up.
It could have been anybody.
You respect the good Allie, Jew?
Hey!
Chris, get out of here.
Ju-Ju.
No, this is...
Yeah, but that dude should have got the shit flapped out of them.
Let's get another by any means necessary.
And wishing you the best recovery,
Ju-Ju in all seriousness.
Absolutely.
And you're going to come back and you're going to kill it.
She's going to kill it.
I mean, listen, Paige Bucket's had a tonny.
And she had an amazing comeback.
There's a lot of people that have come back from.
Ain't like two other injuries she had.
100%.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Taylor, where are the topics, Taylor?
Taylor, why are you trying to watch this old man, create a-
Speaking of her.
What?
What?
Who?
Jude.
They were making this a trending thing because...
I don't care about this shit.
I literally call somebody gay in our group chat because it is.
Yo, can you guys tell me...
I don't want to say, Nashville.
Can you tell me what you think about that guy who puts his face?
Can I say this real quick?
You know why I called somebody in my group chat gay?
Why?
Because they sent this video of Jan Daniels and Joon Watkins, and they put, this is an elite power couple.
And I was like, yo, we don't talk about how gay you are in this chat.
A man?
A man said that?
Yes, a man.
There's no.
Like, if you want to have this conversation, you got to be like, you know, they're going to breed great athletes.
Yeah, you got to, you know what I mean?
Like, they're going to breed the next.
great athlete.
You can't be like,
this is an elite power couple.
Yeah, yeah.
As a man,
you can't be interested
in other people's relationships.
That's soft.
Not like that.
Men, we don't gossip
about other people's relationships.
Elite power couple is crazy.
What power?
And by the way,
the LGBTQ community,
I didn't mean gay,
like gay.
I meant gay like gay.
Some of who suck cock
and they have a cock and they have a cock.
No, no, no, no, man.
No, man.
No.
Maybe this generation will understand.
The way we use that word is different.
We use it in terms of like...
We're actually mean happy when I say it.
And bro, you can't be so happy about their relationship.
Yeah.
You can't say they're elite power couple.
Yeah, you're walking around happy like you're getting...
Why are you so happy about this?
Like a dick pushed in your ass.
Like you're stoked.
All right.
You know, when I was dancing, I was just happy, bro.
Yeah.
How was happy?
No.
No.
What was I going to talk about it?
Oh, yeah.
What do you think about Ashton?
I think his name is Ashton Hill.
and he's getting ready in the morning
and he films this thing.
Yeah, that's what I got right here.
I haven't seen it.
Every time that shit popped up on my timeline,
I was like, why the fuck do I care about this?
This guy's jacked, man.
CSR fitness.
He's just getting ready to get ready.
What is this?
Like, what is, like,
yo, y'all got to stop falling for these
strategic rollouts.
Like, this is stage.
Somebody paid for this.
No, he's been doing this for a while.
Yeah, and somebody finally paid for this to get pushed.
Because why is this the thing now?
Because he's got a nice body?
No, I think it's how he came out.
What does he pull?
All the blocks put it at the same time to make it seem like it's a viral sensation.
But then it actually caught on to be a viral sensation.
So whoever paid for it to happen, which is probably he did.
Bro, it's his, it's his body.
No, people, I thought people were laughing at how he came out.
You and Alex are saying the same thing.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
What are we saying?
That it was a strategic rollout.
But sometimes when there's a strategic rollout and all the blogs post something at the same time,
the astro-turfing becomes real turfing.
Got you, got you, got it.
Like if enough people are talking about something,
even if they're being paid to talk about it,
everybody just starts talking about it.
But he also does have an insane body.
Yeah, Ashton Hall has dedicated his career
to encouraging others to prioritize their health
in doing so.
He shared many parts of his wellness journey online,
including a recent change to his morning routine
that he says is to prove this.
Like, what's the recent change?
This isn't the first time someone's done this, though.
I think he got popular because he had that tape on his left.
But what's the recent change?
What did he change in his life?
For real.
It's a joke, guys.
People are making fun of it.
They're not like, oh my God, this is the coolest.
No, no, no, no.
But what is the morning?
What did he change?
Just all the stuff.
He puts his face in water.
He rubs a banana on his head, which is crazy.
You rub a banana on your head in a white neighborhood?
You're telling me you live in a white neighborhood in New Jersey
and you're just rubbing a banana on your head?
You don't dip your face in water?
Say again?
You don't dip your face?
in water?
No.
I bring the water to my face.
That's crazy.
Just wash your face.
I bring the water to my face.
I'm shocked.
Oh, y'all don't do this.
I don't do it either.
Come on.
By the way, nobody does this.
Okay, that's fair.
And that's why it's viral.
Yes.
But can we go back to the banana thing?
Is that something that you do in the neighborhood?
Shut the fuck up.
I'm just saying that I would be like,
I'd be very shocking for the white community if they walked outside and they saw you rubbing a banana peel in your head.
I think that they'd be like, holy shit.
Like, holy shit.
No, this is not an act.
They're like, the tree huggers down.
They're going to go back to sniffing their cocaine and minding their business.
That's what they're going to go back.
They go stop sniffing the bag.
I'm too high.
I'm too high.
I must be seeing things.
There's no way.
There is no way this is a reality.
All right, Taylor, why you can't rewind in this guy?
Okay.
Are you getting jealous?
You can't even big up his body.
Does he have a nice body?
I'm the one who said he got a nice body.
No, you did it.
I said it.
And you tried to dodge it twice.
I said because he got a body.
Damn.
That's bad gay, shawler.
That was.
That was kind of.
But, you know, he can't fight.
Yo.
Has he seen him run, though?
He was running, too?
You got to see him run, bro.
What is he doing all that working out for?
So we talk about him.
Just, yeah.
Well, shout out to Aston Hall.
I hope that you get more climate.
because of it.
I'm not mad at nobody for what they do online.
Hustle, baby.
Hustle, it's all a hustle.
Hustle baby.
This is what is for.
If you can put out some type of commercial
that goes viral, do your motherfucking thing, okay?
I am not mad at it.
But why is this extensive?
What is he, I'm still trying to figure out what is he doing
that other people aren't doing.
He's just getting ready.
That's it.
This is the DeAngelo, how does it feel play?
See, everybody forgets that.
How does it feel?
And I always reminded of this when we had Tank on Breakfast Club recently.
How does it feel was the third single off DeAngelo's album?
That was the video where he decided to get butt-necked.
And he was his butt-necked in the video.
It wasn't nothing else.
Green screen behind him, black and white.
I think it was black and white.
No, it wasn't black-and-right.
Oh, you remember, huh?
I remember it.
But-necked.
He had the line shit right here, the line shit that leads to your dick.
And, you know, women loved it.
And this is the same thing, you know?
Ladies love that shit.
But so do the fellas.
What, Taylor?
What you're about to say?
Because there's so many like him
is not that impressed.
You say so many like him.
He's not the first, what does he call himself?
A fitness coach?
Fitness coach?
He's not the first fitness coach
to do this.
He just got, that's what I said.
You're not impressed by his body is what you say.
I'm not impressed by him, in general.
Okay, I like this.
Keep going.
Somebody in the room got to hate.
Somebody in the room.
That's what I'm not hating.
I'm not talking about today.
I was saying, I'm just saying,
I've seen many of this before.
It's nothing.
The banana pill shit is stupid.
Why, why?
Because why would you be doing that?
The whole shit is stupid.
I mean, no, it's really just a banana pill shit
and the fucking putting his face in the dog bowl.
Like, why would you do that?
That's silly.
But the banana peel thing, so you're saying that...
That part right there is just weird to me.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
That was tape.
What the fucking is?
That's what I'm saying.
It's called mouth tape.
People use it so they breathe out of their nose,
not their mouth during the night.
And you apparently...
Oh, like he was doing something.
Really?
Dominatrix shit.
That's what I'm...
Ah, you put that tape on your mouth
because you scared
somebody gonna slip a dick in it
while you're sleeping.
If you're sleeping
what your mouth open,
you know what I mean?
I heard about that in prison.
A lot of guys in prison do that.
They put that mouth tape
on their motherfucking mouth
just so a dick
don't get slipped in it
while you sleep.
You know what I'm thinking?
You think, you know what I'm saying?
I know.
Don't count the sheep.
You get this 69th sheep.
Oh, God.
And you wonder why
You're going to be able to be able to be bha-b-b-b-b-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-b-b-b-ha.
Man, that's why y'all got to watch magazine dreams.
Y'all have not seen magazine dreams, though.
If that's happening in magazine dreams, I want to talk to y'all about, but y'all ain't seen the fucking movie.
I mean, just tell us.
I don't want to give it away, me.
None of us are seeing magazine dreams.
You should, though.
Yo, listen to me.
I'm not even joking.
You should watch magazine dreams.
It is a phenomenal movie.
That is one of the best roles.
I've ever seen a human being play.
Jonathan Majes played a character
that I've never seen on the big screen before.
What's the character?
He is a bodybuilder
who wants to,
he has dreams of being,
I guess, Mr. Universe,
and it's just like simple shit.
Like, he can't get his legs
to get any bigger.
And he's doing all the steroids.
I almost said he's doing steroids
and sniffing coke.
So now you combine it.
Now you combine that.
Take somebody that's doing steroids
and sniffing coke.
Coke and got a bunch of trauma from their past life and tell me what the fuck you're going to get.
What do you get?
You get a phenomenal role.
Can you just tell me a thing that he does?
I want to beep it out because I want you to go to see the movie.
There's a scene.
I'm not going to see the movie no matter what you say.
Why?
Yes, you will.
Yes, you will.
Yes, you will.
What if Donald Trump, you can forgive Jonathan Major.
I never, I'm not doing it because of what he did.
He's a great idea.
Yeah, I just don't want to see it.
You would love this movie, yo.
Yeah, but wait for it to come out on streaming or something.
Oh, all right, okay.
There's a part in the movie.
I don't want to tell you, because it gives it a waste of it.
All right, okay, I'll tell you this.
What if Alex was DM and you, DM and you all those years?
And you told him to come through.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
But you didn't give him a job.
Give it.
Okay.
There's a theme like that.
Where they have, he has sex with a man for steroids?
Make his legs bigger?
The guy, he idol.
He realizes he's been writing letters to what seems like years, finally hits him back.
Says, come meet.
And they showed him meeting.
And then the next thing is Jonathan waking up, pulling up his pants, running out of the guy's trailer, spitting all over the ground.
Oh.
I ain't saying this shit.
Man.
You know what I'm saying?
It's always a gay one that don't want to want to watch the gay shit.
That's too gay for you out.
We saw you at burning a man, juggling dicks,
not hurt with a dress on, but that's two gay.
Come on, man.
Y'all wanted to see the guy I showed you all.
You know what I'm saying?
Come on, man.
We looked at a fucking 14-inch dick in this room together.
We watched a dick as a crew.
We passed a cop-pick around, guys.
But now all of a sudden...
Hollywood is a crazy...
Yeah, I know, man.
Now all of a sudden, the guy
sucking a dick in the movie is too much shit.
He got to suck dick for forgiveness,
isn't that crazy?
In order to get through this aggressing-in-lawful-on-wash-1-1-1-000?
He did this movie before all of this.
He's gay.
By the way, they don't show it.
They don't show any of it.
They don't show him and the guy together.
They just show...
Nah.
This dude is diesel.
Nah.
He's a bodybuilder.
He's a guy.
You might know him.
Let me pull him up.
Let me pull him up.
No, I'm a boy.
He's a body-old.
He's a bodybuilder. What's his name?
And then Jonathan sucks him off.
Bro.
And when he leaves the house, he's spitting.
He's spitting. He's drinking.
Like putting water in his mouth, goggling, spitting it out.
Trying to get that taste out, bro.
Why do you do it?
That's what they don't explore in the movie because he's not gay in the movie.
Yeah, so why do he do it?
He just admired the guy so much?
I think so.
Unless they were trying to, I got to watch, maybe I need to watch it again.
Maybe they were trying to allude to...
He was just sick though.
Yeah, maybe just, you know, ate something bad, something bitter or something like that.
You know?
Did they show the guy coming on to him, though?
How do those two big guys even like, fuck?
Is it Michael Hearn?
But I'm like, I can't say that.
But seriously, like, how do they?
Usually I would think it's making a small.
Y'all don't know Michael Hearn?
Let me say.
Oh, let me show you Michael Hearn.
White guy?
White guy.
I'm not, I don't do the bodybuilding and shit, so I don't know.
This dude, this guy was born in 1969.
How appropriate.
Look.
Oh, no.
This guy.
Go see magazine dreams, man.
Do y'all self a favor.
I don't get to fuck what y'all say.
Don't listen to shows.
That shit is good as a motherfucker, yo.
It is actually great.
If Jonathan Majes hadn't got caught up
and all of that shit
and life was fair,
he'd win an Oscar for best performance hands down.
So he's really, quote unquote, innocent?
Like, he's really like...
I mean, he got convicted of what?
Misdemeanor assault?
I mean, we saw the video.
We're acting like we didn't say.
see the video. Well, what is, I didn't see the video of him doing the aggressing. Because he
runs out of the car, but the driver was like he was defending himself. So you got, he got,
and he got, listen, he got, why does he even admit to aggressing if he's defending himself?
Well, girls hitting. He's still aggressing. No, it's not. You know, if, if a woman hit you,
you're supposed to get hit or run. Oh, and oh God, so, okay, so he got one, he got, he got one off,
and then he ran. I don't even know if he got one off. She said that he, uh, what does she say?
He choked him. Choked her, yeah. She said, she got choked. But,
But he's supposed to, like, be defending and then, ah, bop.
And then, like, I don't know, no.
All right, Taylor.
Oh, my God, Ben.
What is non-white man me?
Everybody's supposed to be Jayzy in the elevator.
As fact.
Everybody should be Jayzy in the motherfucking elevator.
That's how you handle that.
Because I don't even know what Malikio was talking about.
I didn't watch the video enough.
Everybody said he was being sarcastic.
I don't, you know, I don't.
Yeah, don't ruin.
Certain things you can.
can't do on Instagram. Matter of fact, play it.
You're going to ruin New York undercover for me right now.
That's going to ruin New York undercover? I don't know what's about to happen.
No, he doesn't know. He doesn't know. You don't remember when Malik came to breakfast
club and was trying to be transgendered Jesus when he wanted to die for all transgender
dreams.
I probably blocked it out because I'm going to lay on the cross.
Malik said, this ain't me coming out. I'm stepping up.
Yeah.
Really?
That's what he said.
He said, this ain't me coming out. I'm stepping up.
He works out at the gym I go to, man.
Shut after Malik.
Listen, Malik is that he means well.
He took that show serious, bro.
He was New York undercover.
I'll tell you one thing.
When he came out and he tried to stand up for all transgender,
they turned on him so fast.
Wait, why?
What they said?
They was mad.
Why?
I don't even remember why.
They just didn't appreciate him doing that.
They didn't appreciate the women he bought to the show
because he came to the show with two transgendering.
The women they didn't appreciate the women that bought to the show.
They was like, yo, he's not being on.
completely honest about his feeling.
It was just a whole bunch of shit, man.
What did he think he was going to accomplish it?
I have no idea.
I know.
I'll play this.
Press play, Taylor.
So, what's up, America?
I decided that I'm no longer a black man.
No longer person in color.
Bipak.
None of that shit.
What I am is a non-white man.
I think we should all just start.
called ourselves non-white. So they're going to have to figure it out. They say that
shit explicitly. No DEI, no bipod, no references, blackness. So we just all walk around,
like, I'm not a black man, I'm a non-white man. I'm a non-white woman. I'm a non-way. All of us,
Asians, Latinos, black people, everybody. Call it with a white woman. I'm a non-white woman. I'm a non-way. All of us. Asians, Latinos,
black people
everybody
call it what it is
I'm just non-white
and let them rebuke that
let them refute it
let them come up with something
that just says
we like all non-whites
excuse me
we don't like
so
I'm I'm
bothered we watch that
I'm bothered we watch it
what's next
I know I like the Spanish
got more.
You're Puerto Rican, you're supposed to.
I get what he's trying to say.
I didn't understand it at all at first, but hearing it again, I get what he's trying
to say, but...
I still don't get me.
What's the point?
I guess it's...
You know what I mean?
I get what he's trying to say.
Like, he wants to hear people say, we don't...
Oh, my God.
You want to hear people say...
You know, farting laws...
They say, Farton is good for your blood pressure?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They say, I guess he wants to hear people say we don't support non-white men.
Oh, God.
We don't support non-white men.
Oh, God.
non-white women? Is that what he...
I really don't know what he...
No, I think that's what he said.
He says he wants to hear them just say it.
We don't support non-white men.
We don't support non-white women.
I, you know.
The point is he's...
The point he's trying to make is, if we remove the term Bipock or D-E-I,
they have to say we don't care to explicitly hire non-white people, which seems way more
racist than saying, let's get rid of D.E.I.
So he's trying to, like, force the hand of these people that are against D.
to basically say something more racist,
which I think they would just go,
no, we just want to hire based on merit.
So it wouldn't really...
It wouldn't even matter if you're on white.
Yeah, it wouldn't matter.
Yeah.
Anyway, next thing.
Yeah, I don't know.
Don't touch me, Taylor?
I mean, don't touch me, Taylor.
You know what I mean.
Oh, this is Angela Rye on CNN.
Yeah.
Contribute to whoever you want.
And the hope is...
Angela Rye was on Abby Phillips show on CNN.
she was debating with the whole panel, by the way,
my favorite show to watch on CNN by far,
just for the chaos.
Okay, the chaos that ensues on Abby Phillips show every night
is very entertaining.
And it's actually one of the few shows that I can think of.
Fox does it when they have Jessica Tarlov on the panel.
But they, on CNN, actually pair up, like,
two or three conservatives with two or three liberals.
Yeah. And they throw topics out there.
And it always does make for interesting conversation.
You know, I can't sit here and act like it doesn't.
I wish they had more people like Scott Jennings, though.
Yeah.
Because I feel like Scott Jennings really, really does take it serious.
You know, even though he holds his side down,
I think a lot of times they have Republicans on here
who are just there just to throw grenades just to cause the conflict.
Which Scott actually, I don't know, I think Scott actually gives a fuck a little bit.
You know what I mean?
A lot of it, actually.
Let play this, Taylor.
But I'm saying, like, you can contribute to whoever you want,
and the hope is that they're going to know that you want certain priorities.
He literally tweeted to the members of Congress that they do.
You don't have to touch me.
He literally tweeted to these members.
Thank you for doing this.
I don't want you to touch me.
That's my personal space.
I won't ever do it again.
Thank you.
But he literally says, he literally thinks what I'm saying like you can.
You say what I respect about my good sister, Angela, right?
Her ability to tell a person off and keep articulating.
her point. I've seen her do that a million times. She can
be articulating her point. Something can happen
like catastrophic, like maybe in that moment that, but she will address that
but stick to her point. That's very hard to do. Because sometimes
you do that to somebody and they forget what the fuck they was talking about because now
you got them all frazzled or you've gotten them off the track that they was on.
Her ability to do that is very impressive. Always
very impressive.
They should fucking put that guy in jail for years for what he did.
Oh, Kevin O'Leary?
I mean, can you imagine?
Respect people's boundaries.
Can you imagine to cordially tap somebody's shoulder as you're talking to them?
It depends how you do it.
You should be put in prison for decades.
But it depends how it's done.
To invade someone's personal.
No, I don't agree with that.
Did they get into, you watch the whole thing when that happened?
Yeah, they were debating or something about Elon Musk.
Here's it is it.
I don't like when you're talking to somebody.
like, you know, somebody's, you know, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, there's a condescending way that.
I'm like, bro, don't do that to me,
I'm not your fucking child.
The question that I would have is,
would she feel the same way
if he was agreeing with her?
My suspicion is that they were on different sides
of the issue.
Oh, you don't know where I'm sorry.
Yes.
My suspicion is that on that issue,
they're on different sides.
Yes.
No, no, no, no, yes, yes.
And I have a feeling that if they're on the same side of the issue,
that she would have treated it a little bit differently.
No, she would have the decision.
Same exact thing.
That's just my suspicion.
Yeah, she would have did the same thing.
Listen, my assumption is that she wouldn't,
but you know her better than I do.
But my point is just like, yeah,
if you don't want someone touching me,
you're 100% allowed to tell them that.
Angela Rye is the boundary queen.
Yeah.
It's your space and nobody should touch you.
I can tell a million stories, but I want.
I feel like he was trying to cut her off.
Like, you know when you try to touch somebody
so you can start talking?
Yes.
I think that's why.
Like, that's why the reaction was like that.
I think that he should be,
I think he should be.
publicly executed.
I don't agree with that.
Publicly, I think,
bring them out,
bring them out in Times Square.
Listen, but listen, Schultz,
we are the greatest political pundits
of the generation.
Yes.
Even though I know you're being sarcastic,
they will still take that
and say, Andrew Shoe says
Kevin O'Leary should be
do you realize we can't just say things anymore?
Once Canada is the 51st state,
we can execute any of their citizens
that we want.
Kevin O'Lears for Canada?
Of course.
Of course.
Of course.
He didn't mean that, y'all.
Toronto.
I love you, Toronto.
Exactly.
You're asking.
I'm bringing you in, yo.
You know what I mean?
He said some wild shit on Will Kane.
Who did?
And see, it's funny to me because I know he's being funny.
What I said.
But you got to be careful way you say things.
Listen to me.
You were on Fox News.
This guy goes, isn't it fun to take over land again?
Isn't it the idea of taking people's land again fun?
How much fun is the idea of taking land again?
You know what I mean?
Real fun.
It is kind of fun.
Who doesn't want Greenland?
Everybody.
Everybody.
No, no, we shouldn't take land.
You know what I mean?
Where's my camera?
I think, but here's the thing.
Do we know what the people?
Do we know what the Greenlanders think?
I mean, what an upgrade?
I'm like, what the fuck is came through?
I don't.
That's fire, though.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
It's not a little bit.
Now I got to deal with this shit.
Yeah, a little.
You and your little colonizing homeboy.
Who said that?
The internet.
Who said that?
Because I'm going to go take over their shit.
Who said that?
I want to know where that comment is from because we're coming for you next.
It's Greenland first, is Canada after that, and then wherever that motherfucker comment.
Can somebody explain the Greenland thing to me?
What's in Greenland, guys?
They got some minerals, bro.
Chris, what's in Greenland?
Ice.
So no Mexicans over there then.
That's why they won.
They don't got to do no deportation over there.
It's done, huh, already?
That's what you say?
The whole thing is Iceland is green
and Greenland is actually icy and not very...
I'm sure it has to do with water and some sort of...
No, there's the minerals.
That's what it is.
Apparently, there's like minerals.
So they're like, okay, let's go mine this place
and we can mine it without fucking up over the people there
because there's like 10,000 people who live there.
I'm not for any colonization.
No, no, they're not colonized.
They become American citizens.
Why?
Colony.
Why?
But how close is Greenland to America?
Don't worry about that.
How close is Hawaii to America?
How close is Guam to America?
What the fuck is Guam?
Exactly.
I never heard of Guangdong.
Guam's not American?
American territory, of course.
Really?
Yeah.
We're going to take some more shit, too.
Japan might come through.
All right.
Why not?
No.
You don't want some Japanese?
No.
Japan will hit that button for us.
before they're motherfucking.
They know better if there's any...
I don't think they have a button.
Yeah, we don't have a one?
We don't let them do that.
Let's look that up.
Uh-uh.
We don't let that happen.
Let's look that up.
Let's look that up.
Just bring Japan over.
We can't...
No, they don't have any.
You're right.
God damn it.
Again, we're not colonizing.
They become Americans.
They can live wherever they want.
I don't want to talk about this.
Give me a head to.
Let's pay some bills.
I said that.
I said that for real.
You did say that on Will Kane Show.
I'm a goat, bro.
Will Kane said I gave him donkey today,
and I don't believe I gave him donkey today.
Not for that.
Not for what the shit he said,
I gave him donkey today for what?
What?
I don't even remember.
It was some shit.
I'm like, what the fuck would,
why would I care about that?
Oh, because he got fired from ESPN, maybe?
No, it wasn't that.
It was something he said.
He said something on ESPN, and I don't remember what the fuck is.
I gotta go back and watch it.
I watched it.
Did you do Will Kane's show?
Is that how you guys were talking?
I've ever done Wilcane's show.
I don't think I ever did Wilcane's show.
But is that how you guys were talking?
No.
I don't got to talk to somebody to give him donkey today.
No, but you guys were talking recently, no?
About Wilcane?
No, he's watching.
Oh. Oh.
I watched you on Wilcane, crazy guy.
Oh, my bad. My bad. My bad.
Let's pay some bills.
Shout out of me.
Shout out of me.
Which one, Taylor?
Oh, the Trump painting.
Oh, this shit was so funny, bro.
Trump was not happy about him.
Trump, let me see what it says.
Trump goes off about an unflattering painting of him.
That's on display in the Colorado State Capitol claims it was purposely
distorted. The artist also did President Obama. His looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly the
worst. Donald, you're 78 years old. He actually made you look younger, to be honest with you.
Nah, he looks crazy. He made him look younger. Yo, shows him respect to the press, bro. He made him look
younger. He just won a golf tournament. He made him looking younger. He made him looking younger.
He shows the respect to the press, bro. Come on. That's crazy. That doesn't look like that. You know, that
That looks like AI Trump.
That looked like an AI portrait.
That looked like Boomhower or whatever from...
It looks like that grown and drew that.
He looks like a King of the Hill character.
Yeah.
He does.
Yeah.
He looks like a King of the Hill.
That's how Trump would look on King of the Hill.
Yes.
So yeah, he got to be tight.
Yeah, it's like, who cares?
Like, you're the president of the United States of America.
Yeah, you can't be worried about this little pet.
You would think that there's bigger issues to care about.
There are.
You can't be that petty, man.
Don't be that sensitive, yo.
You can't be the guy that trolls there.
Everybody on the internet does wild, crazy memes, makes everybody live, and then you see an
unflattering picture of yourself, and you'd be upset.
And he gave this shit some character.
And he made him look skinnier.
Let me read it.
Let me read what he wrote.
Nobody likes a bad picture of painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado in the state
capital put up by the governor, along with all other presidents, was purposely distorted
to a level that even I perhaps have never seen before.
The artist also did President Obama, and he looks wonderful, but the one on me is truly
the worst.
She must have lost her talent and she got older.
In any of men, I would much prefer not having a picture than having this one.
But many people from Colorado have called and written a complaint.
In fact, they are actually angry about it.
I am speaking on their behalf to the radical left governor, Jared Polis,
who was extremely weak on crime, in particular with respect to Trin de Aragua,
which practically took over Aurora.
Don't worry, we saved it.
To take it down.
Jared should be ashamed to himself.
Come on.
Yeah, who cares.
You're the president of the United States.
You've got to be over this shit, Donald.
You can't be that, pet.
you can't give a fuck that much.
This is fire, though.
Now, I'm gonna be honest with you,
if he's comparing it to the Barack
with the flowers and sitting in the chair,
I get it.
What does Joe Biden's look like?
That's what you see.
Don't compare it to Obama.
Obama brought out the best art in people.
Pull up Joe Biden.
What did Joe Biden look like?
While you pulled that up,
have you been listening to Michelle's podcast?
Man, that shit was fire, bro.
No, I haven't.
You got to tune into that.
I haven't listened to it.
One of the reasons I'm not,
interested in listening to it because I don't want to hit, and I love Michelle Obama. I don't want to
hear a lifestyle and coach a podcast from Michelle Obama right now. I don't know if that's what she's
doing, but it seems like it. I haven't heard her talking about, I haven't seen any real issues
hit the timeline, is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Like at a time like this,
where the Democratic Party needs some type of leadership, if you're going to launch a podcast,
you know, I feel like somebody like Michelle should have something to say. Maybe she is.
I haven't listened to it. This is a total brilliant idiot's take.
I have not listened to it to know if she is saying anything.
What do you think about the divorce rumors
between Barack and Michelle?
I haven't heard those.
Yeah.
They have the divorce rumors?
Yeah.
Where?
Because people haven't seen them together in a while.
Michelle hasn't come to a few events.
Because she don't like Trump.
Why was guys?
Come on.
I mean, she didn't show up to the funeral.
She didn't show up to the inauguration.
She don't like Trump.
We show up to stuff by our lives are doing that.
We don't want to.
Yeah, we don't want to.
do anything they want to do.
She's keeping that same energy, though.
I would like to keep that same energy.
Are we really preparing our regular-ass lives to Michelle?
Yeah. No.
I don't want to go to Cartier.
I wouldn't want to go there either.
Yeah.
I mean, you're going to have to spend some money.
Exactly.
Taylor, did you find your Biden?
I think this is it, but I'm not sure.
There's a lot of different ones.
Just pull it up.
Jesus.
Man, get out of here.
Taylor.
Trump, that's the one you get to be preparing.
All you got to do, Donald, is look.
at that and you'll feel much better about the one.
When I put it in Joe Biden, there's that best.
God, damn.
Come on, Taylor.
By the way, she made Joe Biden look more orange than Trump.
She used all the orange.
When you look at paint on him.
Look what she Googled.
Joe Biden, President Portrait Artist.
Why do you type of the artist name?
I don't know who's what it is.
I know, Chris, I know.
I don't know.
His name is in the article.
It's right there, Taylor.
His name is in the article.
No, Chris had enough, though.
I've never seen Chris.
I've never seen Chris lose it, man.
I was fired.
No, Taylor's right.
The artist's name isn't in there.
They put the governor's name.
No, you just say that the Colorado State, whatever it is.
Colorado State Capitol.
Does he do it for everyone, though?
Yeah.
It's a woman, actually, but you know y'all don't ever see each other,
so you wouldn't know that, Taylor.
Women don't never see women, bro.
Colorado State Capitol.
Women don't see women.
Sarah Bordman.
Let's look this up and let's pay
Some bills, Taylor, gang.
Sarah Bordman.
Taylor, gang.
Taylor, gang.
A.
A.
Taylor.
A.
Gang.
Pull it up.
Pull it up, Taylor.
Pull it up.
Why you tell?
Oh, shit.
Pull it up, Taylor.
Pull it up.
Now I put it in her name.
All right.
Just give me some bills, Taylor.
Jesus Christ, Taylor.
Okay, just give us some bills.
We're good.
Oh, I love this picture.
This is an amazing picture.
Sloat to the goat Angie Martinez, man.
Salute Angie.
Angie Martinez.
They're having like a woman empowerment event.
And it's...
Yo, I just put a record.
Yo, for the record,
that's Chris who laughed at that.
You would think it was Schultz.
That was Chris who laughed.
Charlemy said woman empowerment.
And then Chris exhale.
Chris, your true feeling is starting to come out.
I love it, you know.
You know, this pod too long, Chris.
I love it, yo.
Hold on.
Let me see the mind picture for I shout out Angie and pay some bills, man.
Because I love this picture.
Matter of fact, I'm going to shout this picture out after we paid.
Wait, why, why, why, why?
Because it's just a dope picture.
You got it?
You got it?
All right, pay some bills.
Shultz, give me some church announcements.
Man, life, really.
That's what it is.
I want you to go check that out.
Keep watching it.
Keep spreading the word, man.
Thank you guys so much for everybody who's posted about it
and everybody who sent me DMs, you know,
especially if you went through the,
kind of similar experience. It's been pretty awesome to hear from you guys. So I appreciate you so much.
Say again?
You was on club shirts? Oh, yeah. Then I did a lot of podcasts. I feel like I did every podcast.
We talked about that. We did. Yeah, yeah. So go check those, man. I did, yeah, Shea Shee. I just did
drink champs recently. Oh, I can't wait to see that. How was that? That was a fun one, man.
Norie's so. Shout out to Norie. No, yeah. Yeah, too. They're great. And then Bill Maher.
Just a bunch of them. Dax. I mean, just Chris Will X, man. And just a lot. So go
Go check those out.
I want to watch the Marwin.
Yeah, the Marwin's fun.
That's fun.
That was fun.
Souti Drink Chance.
What about you, my man?
You can, uh, yeah, sooty drink champs.
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Tank and Jay Valentine, they'll be doing the R&B Money Podcasts.
Live on that stage.
Carrie Champion will be there with the Naked Nekid Podcast,
and Sarah Jake's Roberts will be there doing the Woman Evolved podcast.
So you know we got the food trucks and we got the Black Effect Marketplace,
the merchandise.
It's all hosted by Mandy and Weezy of Decisions, Decisions.
So go get your tickets, black effect.com slash podcast festival.
We didn't even plan it like this, but it's heavy on the women.
Heavy on the women this year, you know, even shows like Tankin J. Valentine,
the RV Money Podcast, that's for women.
So guys, you know where you need to be.
Saturday, April 26, Atlanta,
and if you've ever been to Atlanta
and you're a straight man, you're in for a good time.
Wait a minute, what do you mean by that?
I'm saying that there's a lot of gay men
in Atlanta.
So the women be hungry.
Really?
Yes.
Yes, they do.
There's very horny women in Atlanta, is what you're saying?
Yes, they do.
It's a good ratio.
Good ratio.
Really?
Why do Volvo post be buzzing it open one time?
Who are you busting it with?
Yeah.
You got a red thong?
It's his old person, honestly, though.
Red thong?
I hate this video because I hate the sneakers I was wearing with that below.
That's what you're upset about.
I got on red briefs.
No, it looks like red thongs.
No, I don't.
The ball ain't shit.
That's impressive.
You spot like a baby.
You're going to put flies you ain't regular.
Say what?
That's the song you put with it.
Plies, you ain't regular.
With all you die, diabolical, man.
Shout out to Duvall.
Hello to the Gold Dubois.
Also, man.
Damn.
I want to salute the Variety Magazine.
I'm this week's cover of Variety Magazine.
Let's go!
Yeah, man.
You know, it's interesting.
Salute the variety.
Shout out to Cynthia Littleton,
who did the article, man.
You know, it is varying.
You know, I always say
whatever you want to be doing five years from now.
you got to start doing today.
So everything I'm doing now, I made a conscious effort to say I want to start doing five years ago.
So when you launch things like the Black Effect Podcast Network, which is now at a billion downloads, when you launch things like SBAH productions, me and Kevin Hart's, you know, company with Audible that is, you know, won so many different audio awards.
You know, when you launch things like Black Privilege, Publishing Imprint with Simon and Schuster, plus the other stuff.
stuff, you know, the franchise and the crystals and all of that type of stuff like that,
I made a conscious effort to say, man, you know, whatever I build has to be bigger than me.
If what you build only benefits you, it's not big enough.
Fair enough.
I think a lot of people are so focused on talent.
And so the content they create reflects that.
Like, so, you know, people have these conversations about content, content, content,
but a lot of the content they create is usually just what we're doing right now.
You know what I mean?
Sitting in front of the camera talking in front of them.
microphone and that really just benefits you. It benefits the people who listen to you.
Sure, sure. But what are you building that actually can provide opportunity for other people?
For a whole lot of other people. And a lot of times when you do that, you know, especially,
I don't know why, in this culture, people don't recognize that. Yeah. You know what I mean? So it was
dope that Cynthia, you know, wanted to do this cover story for me for variety. And the headline is
Charlemagne Inc. And it says, the Grandmaster of
of radio and podcasting leverages his audience in industry clout to build a modern media empire.
And she said, a variety said,
Charlemagne de God is a good example of how versatile talent can soar across disciplines
in this media-saturated age.
As his public profile has grown, so is Charlemagne's determination to parlay his considerable
following into the foundation for a portfolio of media imprints from books to podcast to feature
films designed to create artistic opportunities and jobs for black people.
Literally, I live by the motto that if what you build only benefits you, it's not big enough.
I always want to live up to my full potential as a black man on this planet.
And, you know, we did announce in this cover story that me and my guy Basil have created a production company called Southland, Southland Stories.
If you don't know who Basil is, Basil is the person who created.
He's done a lot of movies, but most notably is the whole John Wick franchise.
You know?
Great guy.
Great dude.
that's something that a lot of y'all,
that's something that I try to explain to people
and teach people.
Whatever field you want to get in,
partner with somebody
who's already had success in that field
or who's having success.
Partner with somebody who's had more success than you,
you know, in the field.
Because that's how you learn, number one,
and that's how you pretty much,
nothing's a guarantee,
but that's how you pretty much guarantee
some type of success in that field.
Why would I partner, you know,
and create a company with somebody
who's never done film before.
I would have partnered with somebody
who's created a film
franchise that has grossed over a billion dollars.
Yeah.
So, yeah, man.
I mean, this is awesome.
That's huge.
So you're going to start making films with him.
Hey, you know, I've dabbled in the film world
before. You know, I got a movie out on 88
that I executive produced and, you know,
I was a consultant producer or embodied.
But this feels like more...
Oh, yeah.
More than just like money or name on it.
This feels like you're involved creatively.
100%.
100%.
And that's what I want to do, man.
You know what I mean?
That's how I want to spend the rest of my days.
I don't spend the rest of my days doing cool shit with my friends.
Yeah.
Why do we got to wait, sitting around and wait for anybody to put us in anything?
Yeah, let's make it ourselves.
We can make it ourselves.
I love that.
Why not?
That's all I care about at this point.
So this is what I want y'all to do, right?
I don't have the hard copies right now.
When the Prink Magazine's come in, I'll bring them in here.
I need all you podcasts about podcasts.
I mean, all you reaction videos, react to this shit.
Read this shit and stop comparing me to anybody.
And I'm not competing with nobody because I want everybody to win.
You can't compete with me when I want everybody to win.
And I'm putting myself in a position to assist everybody and winning.
But if you want to continue to hate on the person that you should be learning on, you should be learning from, carry on.
Carry on.
We'll be fine.
We're going to be fun.
We're going to be fun.
We're going to be fun.
I don't know about.
We're gonna be good.
Yeah.
Okay.
What else we got, Taylor?
What you want to do, Taylor game?
Talk about the war messages leak.
The what?
Yeah, what is a war messages leak?
Oh, bring Chris back in here for this.
Where's Chris?
Chris.
This is Hague Seth on Signal.
This is crazy to me.
Chris, this is crazy.
It is crazy.
And I don't feel like we're taking this serious enough,
but I really don't know what is there to be done.
But what is it?
Do you not use Signal?
No.
You don't want to tell you, you want to know I'd never use Signal?
Let me tell why I've never used it.
I've used it.
Let me tell on it.
I'm going to tell on it one time and then I stopped.
There's a bunch of people in this business,
in various business, entertainment,
politics especially.
I'm not even going to say entertainment.
Most people that I see on signal are political people,
whether they're pundits, elected officials,
staff or shit like that.
And I always said to myself,
what would be the easiest way to spy on
everybody. Create an app that you think is a secret.
Create an app that you think that you can go on and have private conversations.
So I was like, why are y'all on, why are y'all on signal? First of all, I don't want to talk
to you if you got to tell me something that you don't want nobody else to see.
If it's that top secret, we need to go have a lunch or something. You know what I'm saying?
We need to meet somewhere and talk face to face. But I never understood why all of these political
people wanted to be on this app. And these.
And some of these political people are diehard conspiracy theorists.
Don't trust the government for nothing.
Don't trust the white man for nothing.
But you would get on an app that he told you is a secret?
What sense does that make?
Talk that shit.
That's all I'm saying.
So I can't believe they was on here.
We said he'll be back in five minutes.
I just can't believe they were on here.
Why were they having this conversation on Signal?
But what is the combo?
I'm curious what they said.
Well, Washington, D.C. is still digesting a serious security breach at the heart of the Trump administration.
It's the story of Howard Journalist.
The Atlantic Magazine's Jeffrey Goldberg was added to a signal platform messaging group,
which apparently included Vice President J.D. Vance and Defense Secretary Pete Excef,
in addition to National Security Advisor Mike Walls.
The topic being discussed with attacking the Iran-backed...
What did that make it up?
Who-Tee group in Yemen.
Goldberg said he had seen classified military plans for the strikes,
including weapons packages, targets and timing, two hours before the bomb.
Now, let me just...
Oh, they did strike?
Yeah, this already happened.
Oh.
This happened already.
Oh, interesting.
Well, if it already happened, then what I was going to say, it doesn't really matter.
But they were, like, talking about the strike before it happened, then the strike happened,
then they're all congratulating themselves, like, great job, guys.
And then this dude who was on the text snitched on it?
Yeah.
He's a journalist.
They accidentally added them to it.
Yeah, but what a dumb.
Stop.
Who's dumber?
Him or the fucking guys
who added him
to the group chat?
Why are you having
this group chat on signal?
My point is not this.
It's like,
you're on a group chat
that incredibly powerful
and influential people
don't know that you're on.
No, they added him.
No, let me just get it allowed.
They probably added him
accidentally
because they don't want somebody
that works for the Atlantic
to be privy to this information.
So,
he could have just stayed silent
and then got way better, cooler,
more interesting information
than whether we're going to attack
the Iran-back Houthis,
which no one in America even knows about or can pronounce.
He's in on a group chat
that will know our plans for Ukraine,
know our plans for Israel, Palestine,
know our plans for China.
And you just outed yourself after the Houthis thing?
You know why?
Because he cares about his country more than content.
I don't think so.
I think they booted his ass out
and then he doesn't have any more access
to it, so he's like, all right, now I'm a snitch.
Nah, because he wasn't supposed to be in there to begin with.
I know.
What I'm saying is they found out he wasn't supposed to be there.
No, he said he, which is smart.
He said he removed himself.
And then snitch.
Because he was like, I don't want to know about this shit.
Because now you put a real talking on your back.
Actually, him not going public, probably, and I'm not saying that they would do anything
like this thing.
Go public, you save yourself.
Because if you don't go public, they'll kill you.
Hey, okay.
Well, Andrew said it.
He's mad.
say this thing.
You're the one on Fox
News every single week.
Like, fuck the Democrats.
Let's go. Let's go.
Fuck them. Fuck them.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yeah. I'll say fuck him on Fox.
I'll say fuck them on CNN.
I'll fuck them on, I'll say fuck him on MSNBC.
Let my group chat sleep and see who else they and fuck them.
You'd be like, oh, shit.
Yeah.
That's what we need to talk about.
There's a lot of infighting with the Dems,
but they don't say it publicly because they're pussy.
I don't mean there's infighting with both.
Yeah, but we're not talking about the Republicans.
They're in charge.
You know, they confide inside.
But it's funny to watch Republicans try to downplay the complaints from other Republicans.
Because now all of a sudden, this shit that's happening at Republican town halls isn't real.
Now all of a sudden, you're saying that Democrats are sending plants.
Man, when I did the Daily Show three weeks ago, probably longer than that now.
This was so obvious that the things that Elon Murph,
was doing was going to impact the people in red states first.
I'm from one of those red states with those working class white people.
I know they're going to raise hell.
And it's not even like they're upset.
They just want to know what the fuck is going on.
They want to know why they lost their job.
So yes, they're going to be at a town hall asking that question.
You can't be speaker at the House Mike Johnson to say, stop doing town halls.
Stop doing town halls so you don't have to address your constituents.
You can't be, you know, Scott Jennings on CNN saying these are plants.
aren't Republicans there.
These are Democrat plan.
Just own it.
It's okay for your constituents to be upset.
Yeah.
Fix it.
Yeah.
The way they played a game, I ain't mad at it.
Just lie and tell people what they want.
It only works when you lie into the other side.
It's easy for the other side to say, oh, that's a lie.
When you're trying to convince your team that it's a lie, they're like, no, it's not.
We're living it.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
You can't convince you.
You can convince your side that the other side is lying.
Yeah.
You can't convince your side that you telling the truth when they're living it.
That's the problem right now.
And that's what they're trying to slow down.
I watched them twist their selves in knots about this shit last night when the reality
is all they got to do is say this shit is unacceptable.
And I was shocked that Scott Jennings last night because Scott Jennings is the same person
who admits January 6 was fucked up.
Who says January 6 should have never happened.
Yeah, yeah.
He says that.
So shouldn't have.
So you can't just chalked to.
this stuff is a mistake.
Yeah.
No, you got to be tight.
This is a threat of national security.
100%.
Why are you, why are you even texting that kind of shit?
It just feels so obvious.
That's my point.
Yo, they said Tiffany Kraus was on CNN last night.
She made a good point.
She said she talked to a lot of people in that space.
And they said whenever there's things like this discussed, they meet in the White House.
There's no electronic devices.
This is so utterly ridiculous.
It's not only a national embarrassment.
This is a national emergency, John.
And I just feel like anybody who has the temerity to come on air and try to defend this.
Scott, you just said that they're apologetic or that they've admitted some sort of wrongdoing.
We just heard the defense secretary deny this whole thing and instead choose to attack Jeffrey Goldberg,
who did the responsible thing by not reporting out everything that he heard on this or read on this signal chat.
When this happened, I actually talked to some friends who worked in Intel during the Obama administration and the Biden administration.
And I asked, how do you normally communicate about something like this?
And there's a skiff that you have to have the highest security level to participate in these conversations.
You go in a room where there's no electronic devices allowed.
There are no windows.
It's taken very seriously.
And this is what happens when you have a man whose first job in government was as president of the United States, who's politically inept, who employs people who are politically inept.
There's nothing funny about this.
We're putting our people who serve this country at danger.
And we're asking people to believe nonsense.
And this is a travesty.
Do we think President Xi of China is tweeting or texting about his national security plans?
Do we think Vladimir Zelensky is texting about his plans?
Do we think President Vladimir Putin is spoon-feeding Russian talking points to American diplomats even?
On Signal, this is a thing that people use to talk to their side pieces, something Pete HECF would certainly know about.
This is something that people use to talk about March Madness.
It is a crisis that we need to take very seriously.
and we can't present this as journalists.
We cannot present this as though these are two opposing political points of view.
This is a serious issue that we need to take seriously.
As a patriot, Scott, I find it really troubling because they ran on this whole idea of this
pseudo-patriotism, this regressive masculine patriotism, yet everything they're doing runs
against making America great.
It was never great, so I'm not going to say the again part, but making America great.
You're trying to defend the indefensible.
I absolutely feel that way.
I absolutely feel that way.
think if you have the history that my people had in this country, that you might have a modicum
of understanding and respect for that, America was never great for me.
But I understand that you were trying to get me great.
I'm not here to represent the Democrats.
I'm here representing me.
And I think it is a common understanding that America may have been great for you.
It was not great for me.
I think there are people who want her to fulfill that promise.
But the point of this discussion right now is the national security of this country, which
your party put at risk.
I'm not a member of the Democratic Party.
I'm not here to represent them.
But for me, as a journalist, I'm telling you, this was a huge problem.
So instead of attacking Jeffrey Goldberg, what they could do is act like men and own this mistake,
since they ran on this regressive masculinity campaign, act like men and say, you know what, we failed.
But instead, what you heard was this president yet again lie and say, oh, I don't know anything about it.
Soon enough, it's going to be, I don't know this half guy that well.
It's a consistent party of lies with this guy.
And it's disturbing that there are so many people willing to defend this instead of saying, yes.
feels like a purposeful leak.
That's what I said.
And like, I wonder if they leaked it, hoping that the guy would talk about it and then
the Houthis maybe would act and then they could respond to the Houthi act.
But they already bombed the Houthis though.
No, my point is, obviously that was sent before the bombing.
No, this is sent after.
The bombing happened on what, the 14th?
Yeah.
Well, if it was sent after, then...
This happened like yesterday or the day before yesterday.
So if it's sent after, what's a big deal?
If the bombing already happened, who cares?
They're not giving you any new information.
Just exposing the fact that they're...
They're talking about military actions through Signal.
Because what if should be behind private doors?
It's like a-
What if a country-
Pearl Harbor?
It's like it already happened.
But no, what if a country, what if they're doing this
and a country gets a hold of it before a bombing happened?
Well, as long as they're not talking about before, I think it's okay.
They did talk about it before.
They were talking about what they were going to do on Signal.
Yes.
Yes.
That's what I'm saying.
You know, but the person that works at the Atlantic.
Atlantic came out with the story after.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we were talking about the bombing before the bombing.
So what I'm saying is they were texting about it before the bombing, right?
So what I'm saying is maybe they included the guy hoping that he would leak the text.
Oh, I get what I see.
And then leaking the text would make the Houthis do something so that America could then respond to the Houthis' actions.
They was going to bomb anyway, though.
Well, you see what I'm saying?
It's a strategic.
It's a strategic move.
It's a strategic move.
Like, for example, let's say this, hypothetically.
America goes, hey, we're going to go, we're going to bomb China.
And they send that to the Washington Post.
The Washington Post leaks it.
Now China's got to respond to that.
By the way, that's the second, they did that.
That came out of week.
But that, for whatever reason, that went under the rug.
You didn't see that shit?
Google it.
I know what you're talking about.
But I'm just doing a hypothetical.
Yeah.
So what basically you force a situation where another country has to declare something
that we could then respond to.
I wonder if that was the idea.
It could be complete negligence.
Most things usually are negligence.
Like, they just threw this guy in.
I wonder if there's, what's the guy's name?
What's the writer's name?
Because I wonder if there's somebody that's on the committee or the staff that has a similar name.
And they just hit the wrong.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
Because like, how do you add somebody by accident?
That's great.
Like, excuse me, I've added the wrong people to group chats or texts of the wrong people, but they got similar names.
So I didn't know who is a similar name to that guy that should be on that group chat.
I think they said, this was a few.
days ago.
Trying to get off.
This was March 21st.
The New York Times reported
Elon Musk would receive
a briefing on plans
for any potential war
Yeah, I saw that.
The president and defense secretary
said the meeting was about those.
Here's the thing.
This has got to be some orderly story.
Why does Elon Musk need to know
about any potential war?
No, I like that.
I like that.
No.
The reason I like that is
because you need the guy
that has control of all the satellites
that knows how to send
ships to Mars.
Like, I want that guy on our team
if we're going to go to World War III.
I don't want that guy
working with anybody else.
He needs to be a real elected official.
And he needs to be somebody sworn in by the Senate.
He needs to be vetted.
Listen, listen.
What you're saying is 100% true.
Like, I agree with you.
100%.
I think that is the right thing.
I don't think what you said is wrong at all.
What I'm saying emotionally is if we get attacked by somebody,
I want Iron Man on our side.
And that motherfucker is the closest thing we got to Iron Man.
So if we got to respond quickly, let's respond with Iron Man.
And then afterwards, we'll vet him.
and do all these other things.
But I think now that we do have time,
why don't we vet them?
Y'all don't think this shit is just messy.
Of course.
We're America, baby.
We're messy.
We weren't just messy.
Even in our mess, we were tight.
If you don't want to be messy,
you got to go somewhere else, my boy.
This is America.
Not a drop.
Not a drop of cum came out of the Oval Office
when Bill Clinton busted off.
Not a fucking drop.
Literally, come is what got him almost...
What's it called?
It's about cum, bro.
What the fuck?
He had come on the sweater.
He had come on a cigar.
He'd come everywhere.
He had come on a cigar?
Yeah.
Smoking cum is crazy.
She was smoking cum.
You're smoking cum?
She was smoking cum.
Smoking come is crazy.
All I'm saying is we used to be tighter.
This is silly.
Like this is actually embarrassing.
I don't get a fuck if you're Republican, Democrat,
that have some of the most powerful people in the world
talking on signal about this type of shit,
you prove, and this is what I'm all about.
Why don't you just prove people wrong?
If Donald Trump hired these people
and everybody was saying these are the most unqualified people
for these positions.
Yeah.
Pete Hexsef was, what, a Fox News, weekend anchor or something shit?
Prove people.
You should go out of your way to prove people wrong.
Common sense should say, we shouldn't be talking about this on Signal.
And that was a, that's the one thing that I saw in that whole threat.
I'm like, not one person on here said we shouldn't be on Signal talking about this?
Where do they talk about shit?
That's what I'm in the Oval Office.
So when every single time they're discussing something, they all come to the White House?
Something like this, they should.
I don't know if that's the case.
They all, I doubt that is.
should. How do they correspond with the people in the Middle East?
They fly them to the Oval Office, have a conversation.
Yes, about shit like this. That's inefficient.
It's been going on for years. I guarantee you if they got some
serious shit to talk about, they're going to the Oval Office.
And I told you what they, on CNN last night, they spoke about how people who've been
in these positions, they say whenever they have these type of war briefings are plans for
war, they meet in the White House, closed door, no electronic devices, they have the conversation.
Yeah, but sometimes if people are far places from one another,
you have to be able to communicate.
You have to use a form of communication.
Yeah.
She was doing talks not on her official phone.
Yeah, she was doing on just regular email.
Yeah, so that's probably what it is.
Why do they still have their regular phone?
That's the thing.
Well, I guess the idea is that this app makes your regular phone encrypted.
Yeah.
No, it's a poster.
That's the idea.
I just told you, there's a bunch of dumb media motherfuckers who think that they're so private.
and think that nobody's paying attention to what they're saying on signal.
Solomon, get on signal.
For what?
There's things that we need to talk about that we can't talk about on text?
No.
That would be the first place I look.
You stupid motherfucker.
If I was trying to find something out about people,
the first thing I would do is go on signal.
Yeah.
Hey, I got a place that you can hide.
That's available for everybody to download.
Anybody can do it.
Get on that.
You can have secret conversations
with your team.
That's actually really funny.
They created an app
to weed out
uninteresting conversations.
Right?
So now it's like,
instead of looking at
every one of your text messages,
the FBI is like,
God,
that's a lot of text messages.
We can't look through all this shit.
All right,
let's make this thing signal
and make people think
that it's safe for you
to have devious discussions.
And now only your fucked up discussions
are on this app.
And now every single text
is valuable to us.
Wow.
That's smart.
We're dumb.
Yeah, that's good.
I don't know what you just said.
It sounded fire.
You're digging in your nose.
No, with my left hand.
No.
I always keep my right.
I always keep my right, good.
I always keep my right, good.
It's disgusting.
I only wipe my ass with my right.
Jesus Christ.
Yo, what do you wipe your ass with?
The one you were in nuts with right now?
It depends because I got a hand nail.
You see right?
Yeah.
Cool.
If it grows out too much, I do the left.
You can actually wipe your ass with the left hand.
You know.
Not really?
You're not doing a good job, bro.
Yeah, but I ain't going to where.
I only do the left hand when I ain't going away.
So you go to bed.
I'm about jumping this out.
You go to, oh.
You know what I'm saying?
You're like a really nasty guy.
What you mean?
You're a nasty fucking guy, Charlaman.
God, you're a nasty.
By the way, variety described brewing idiots as sophomoric, but substantive.
All right.
That's good.
We got substantive.
Hey, listen.
We are softmoric.
Number one is the brilliant idiot.
It's number two, we're not mature enough for most conversations.
Also, I'm tired of motherfuckersersers.
having to like caveat the fact that they listen to us.
Like, yo, you love it.
It's all good.
It's all good, bro.
You ain't shit either.
Like anytime, you know what I mean?
Like, anytime they got it, they'll be like, like, yes, they are but this.
But don't give us no but.
Either you listen or you don't listen.
You know what I mean?
Simple as that.
Don't caveat shit.
That gets annoying.
Did you go for your follow-up?
Wax?
You already know.
I'm on my second Brazilian baby.
Oh, really?
Yes, ever?
He told me don't come back.
for five weeks.
I came back too soon.
Be coming back.
No, I'm gonna wait five weeks.
Yo, can we do some Ascan Indians?
Yeah, let's make this bill and do Ask an Idiot.
Let's go.
Let's do some Askin Idiot.
Let's do some Asking Idiot.
Shout out to Angie Martinez too, man.
Angie Martinez posted a dope picture.
That's what I was shouting around for earlier.
She had a woman's empowerment event.
And she posted a picture with Lauren LaRosa and Jess Alarious.
Hey.
I love that.
I just love watching the OG radio veteran Angie
with her arm around.
two new radio personalities, man, two people who've never done radio.
Two people who've never done radio, you know what I'm saying?
How is that going with Jess and Lauren?
Great. But is that, is the beef done? What's the deal?
It never was no beef. It was just miscommunication.
It wasn't even really between them. Like, Jess had very valid points in what she was saying.
Why wouldn't you ever defend her? That's what I don't know.
Who, Jess?
Yeah. I don't defend myself.
when do I defend myself
I don't depend myself
no but in all seriousness I remember seeing
what was happening at Jess and I was like when will fucking
Charleman defend this black woman
for once
I'm just hilarious man you know
so funny Lauren LaRosa
is launching a podcast on the Black Effect
High Heart Radio podcast. Let's go
producer of it. Taylor's the producer of it
Oh wow! Taylor can attest to this this is why it's so funny
and this how you know things just be God right
So the way Black Effect rolled podcasts out, if you hear us announce a podcast, that date has been on the bookster announced for at least 60 days.
Am I lying, Taylor?
At least 60 days.
Because Lauren's first episode launches March 31st.
So we announced on March 24th.
Couldn't pay for all that shit that happened last week.
That's great problem.
You couldn't pay for that.
You couldn't pay for that.
And you couldn't pay when everybody's like, oh, it was a publicity stunt, publicity stunt.
You think we would do all of that for a goddamn podcast role?
If I'm going to do something like that, it would be something way big.
You know?
Yeah.
I don't know announcing the new co-hosts.
You know what I'm saying?
Right?
Like, I would do something way bigger than that for a...
I wouldn't do something that big for a podcast role.
Yes, that makes sense.
You know what I mean?
But the funny part is people are like, this is fucked up.
Just hilarious has had a super successful podcast
on the Black Effect called Carefully Reckless
since day one of the Black Effect.
Five years.
Oh, wow.
The Jess Larry's podcast is beyond popular.
Not only the Beyond Popular, Jess has hosted.
The first annual Black Effect podcast festival, she hosted with me.
And then the next year, last year, she performed at the festival pregnant.
Wow.
But she's got a podcast called Carefully Reckless.
It's super successful.
Yeah.
Super successful.
She's been doing it for five.
years, once a week for five years.
You see how retarded be?
This is why we can't let go to word retarded, Joe.
Yo, you got to you the word.
What did you always say?
Nobody believes the truth.
When the lie is more entertained.
When the lie is more entertained.
But that's not even a lie, though.
It's not even a lie.
It's just like, Taylor, you're absolutely right.
It's not even a lie.
It's just that you don't know what the fuck y'all talking about.
Yeah.
And that's all we'd be trying to say.
When we were on here last week,
people don't want to know what.
They don't want to know.
They want to believe the conspiracy.
They don't want to know.
They don't want to know.
They don't want to know.
Conspiracy, man.
There was reaction channels reacting to what we said last week about reaction channels.
What we said?
I don't know what we said.
I don't even remember what we said.
You're welcome for the views.
I know what I want.
I know what I wanted to say.
Oh, what do you say?
Y'all just don't know what you're talking about.
And that's all we were saying.
You know the channel that's going to really take off?
The channel that really gets inside and
Because people actually want information.
Yes.
They actually want information.
But you got to deliver that.
And the problem with information is as often boring.
Like this is boring.
It's boring that Jess has already had a super successful podcast on the network for five years.
Five years.
What's more interesting is after this beef, all of a sudden, Lauren LaRosa gets a brand new podcast that wasn't planned six months ago,
wherever the fuck it was for you guys.
That's way more sexy and interesting.
That's way more dramatic.
So people naturally are going to be inclined to want to believe that at least.
I'll give you all inside baseball.
The only thing that changed about Lauren LaRosa's podcast rollout,
and the only thing that changed about the podcast,
actually it was before this, I'm bucking.
It was even before this.
What was the name?
It was just going to be called the Lauren La Rocha show.
And it's a daily podcast for people who like entertainment news.
Like if you're a person who likes entertainment news
and you want to keep up on the entertainment news,
you want it in quick bites.
You go listen to the latest with Lauren daily on the Black Effective.
IHart Radio Podcast Network.
We don't have too many daily podcasts.
He's going to be a daily podcast.
How long will it be?
It's quick, yeah, 15 to 20 minutes.
Honestly, that's great.
It's great.
Yeah, little bite-sized shit.
Roundup.
This is what happened.
This is the truth.
You want to know what happened with Diddy?
You want to know what happened with Jonathan, mate?
Whatever it is.
Just go listen to it.
You want to hear what happened to Blake lively and motherfucking Ryan Reynolds?
Boom, right there.
Quick.
So shout out to Lauren.
Shout out to Jess.
Make sure you subscribe to the carefully reckless podcast on the Black Effect
High Heart Radio Podcast Network and subscribe to the latest with Lauren LaRosa as well.
Let's do some Askin Idiot's Tale again.
Love you, girls.
Keep thriving.
They thriving.
I don't want you to fight.
It wasn't fighting.
Okay, but I just want them to be happy.
You don't talk about it.
I don't.
No, God, no.
Talk about that man with tities.
Please.
Jesus, fuck.
That man got tities.
Hmm.
Ooh, this is a good one.
The great one, 0381 wants to know.
What's the last movie you watch that felt like a waste of time, Schultz?
magazine dreams.
He's going to save it.
You even watch it first?
I'm teasing.
I'm teasing.
I'm teasing.
I won't watch the whole movie
if it's a waste of time.
If I don't fuck with it, I'm turning off.
Simple as that.
I'm not getting through the whole movie
if I don't really like it.
Time is too valuable.
What was the last movie he turned off?
I don't want to say.
Why?
I don't want to say.
Was it a movie that you were in?
No.
But the last one before.
that was the one I was in for sure.
You go.
I'm the same way.
I'm not going to let you waste my time.
I need a million recommendations for a movie before I turned it on.
You got to tell me this shit, fight.
I'm not, don't surprise me.
I am not that person.
The only time I like to be pleasantly surprised is on the plane.
And even then, I don't want to waste my motherfucketka thing.
Those are hours, bro.
You know what I could have been, I could have been reading a book.
I could have been reading something.
I could have been writing something.
I could have been sleeping.
It's got to be heat now.
It's got to be heat.
And I'm going to tell you something else.
I learned just watching magazine dreams.
I read something one time that said, people who deal with anxiety often watch the same movie and TV show over and over.
Because they know what's going to happen so it provides them some type of comfort.
Yeah.
That's me, bro.
Yeah.
Because magazine and dreams have my cordial levels through, though.
Roof.
You need to put on something that just calms you down.
Jesus Christ.
I wanted that.
Magazine dreams will make you want to jump out of car
and run through the streets of New York
like you being chased.
Wow.
That's how fucking that shit is.
That shit is intense, bro.
How did you calm down after that?
What's that other gay black movie?
Brokeback Mountain?
Nah.
Moonlight.
I wanted to watch it, but I was...
The night I wanted to watch it, I was in a...
I'm sorry, Alex.
Alex hates when I eat nuts.
Come on.
No, the fans hate when you eat.
I don't eat the nuts of fans.
I'm a lady, God's damn.
I dare you.
When I tried to watch Moonlight, I was out of the country.
And when it came when I tried to watch it in the Caribbean,
they was like, no, no, no, this movie is not available in this region.
God damn it.
Have you guys seen adolescents?
Oh, yeah.
Did you see it?
Mm-mm.
It's you should watch it on them.
It's Netflix.
It's four episode miniseries?
Is it like kids?
No.
No I'm saying.
Is it like kids?
Remember the kids from my day?
No, I like it.
Oh.
Did you see the menu?
No, I saw the menu.
I heard that.
Saw the menu.
I heard that.
No, that shit was so corny.
Let's watch Andre the Outlaw.
That shit was so fucking corny.
That's the one where they all went to this island and shit.
It was like a crazy chef and all that.
That shit was, y'all liked them.
You like this shit?
I thought it was interesting.
She should have got eight.
That's what I had.
Like, everybody got, how the fuck you get you?
You the most tastiest looking one here and you don't get eight?
Who?
The menu.
I forgot what happened, but they was just killing people, right?
Yeah, like, it was supposed to go with the menu.
Did you slow down?
Yeah.
Andre, the outlaw says,
what do you think makes your podcast special and different from most?
Well, obviously, we're respected journalists
that dabbled in the political realm.
So it's very rare that you have people with our qualifications
talking about politics.
And because of that, it's garnered immense support from both sides.
because of our respectful nature and our point in takes.
And I would really like to say, you're welcome to everybody that's consuming it
and truly understanding what it is to be American through the Brilliant Idiots podcast.
I co-sign all of that, and I salute all of our original Brilliant Idiot Nation who has grown with us.
Amen.
You know, who's been with us for the last, it'll be 12 years this year.
Because of y'all, we have a foundation to stand on.
and you know for all of these
Johnny come lately who are just new to the brain
and they're looking like, oh my God,
do you see the numbers that they do
for a podcast that just started a year ago?
Yeah, you're welcome.
You're welcome.
WTFRA, but what does make a special?
I think, yeah, I agree with you.
I think, honestly, huh?
And you are black and white.
What honestly makes it special
is that you guys are,
I think you guys are fucked up the game
more than anything else.
Why?
You made it look easy
so everybody thinks
that they can
do a version of this.
Yeah, that's probably that.
You guys have workshoped
individually.
Shut up, Chris.
All right.
Chris is right.
What Chris is trying to say.
The ball podcast is the better.
Stop it.
What the podfather is saying?
Can I also say something else?
Yeah, sure.
Chris Monroe is the podfather.
He is the podfather for a long time.
You just got to go back and listen
to Old Combat Jack episodes,
old, you know, the read episodes.
You know what I'm saying?
like, you know, he was the pod father before there was a pod.
Amen.
There's only three pods.
There was a time, a long time ago, kids.
But there was three podcast.
There was maybe four.
The Rogan.
Rogan.
Robes.
In combat.
And one I will never name.
As we're in the hip-hop space.
Never.
Never.
Oh, you're looking right now.
You're like, oh.
Give me my credit.
Nanny-na-na-boo.
Never.
But Chris is my father.
But I agree.
What Chris is trying to say is that Andrew is super talented at what he does.
I'm super talented at what I do.
But we stay in our lanes.
Simple's up.
I also think there's something that maybe this is what we said.
but like, it's very rare that you have good faith conversations
on different sides of like the political spectrum
because we're friends before we're invested in politics.
That's right.
So like when you say something,
like if you watch that CNN show you were talking about,
everybody's trying to gotcha each other.
Everybody's trying to dunk on each other.
Nobody's trying to understand each other.
And when we talk about politics,
we're actually trying to understand each other.
We're like, okay, where are you coming from?
Why does that make sense?
What do I not know?
That's right.
And then when a good point is made,
we're like, oh, shit, that's a good point.
Whereas these people are just fighting for their tribe, their team.
And I think that...
We're fighting for America.
Being that this is just Trump around...
You take room?
You go, Taiwan.
Being that this is Trump round two, I would feel...
I feel like this would be something that everybody would have learned from the round one.
But they don't.
Like, round one, we should have learned that's not the way to have real discourse in this country.
That's not the way to get things done in this country.
That's why I enjoy, like, when I was watching CNN last night, I was watching Tiffany
crossing all them.
Don't get me wrong.
Scott Jennings then was on some like trying to make excuses for what happened in the in the in that
signal thread but the other Republicans on there was like oh well it was fucked up it was a mistake
you know but what is going to be the consequences that is a good faith conversation from
Americans because there's not a like I said earlier a Republican Democrat whoever you are
you cannot look at that situation and say you're comfortable with that as an American yeah that's just
not how we should be moving yeah what else we got scroll down Taylor what is a more
Rolla de Solasay.
Ooh.
Shotsie.
They want to know if you're going
to do the life part too
or you're going to have more kids.
Oh, God willing, yes.
That would be so cool.
God willing, yes.
That would be really awesome.
When?
Because you get to choose.
They don't know him?
You never get to choose.
You could start the process.
But you never get to choose.
So it's not like it's guaranteed,
you know?
So that's why, you know,
you just, I don't want to be like,
yeah, we're definitely going to do
this thing.
It's just,
you're very superstitious about it.
You think suit, two-year gap is good?
Yeah.
Yeah, my last three or three.
So three-three-three.
Yeah, they're nine, six and three.
And do you guys like that age difference?
I love it.
I mean, I just like watching them interact with each.
Oh, my God, it's incredible.
Yeah.
It's the best.
Like, it's literally the incredible.
You can see the nine-year-old instilling wisdom in the younger two,
six-year-old doing that to the three-year-old.
But then there's things that the three-year-old might be teaching them
because all of the personalities are different.
Like, it's unbelievable.
Yeah.
I don't know why y'all have abortion.
Scroll up some more, Taylor.
Scroll up some more.
Ooh, now this is a good question.
Charlie Marciano wants to know
can a belief exist without thought?
Yeah.
Isn't that faith?
Can a belief exist without thought?
I mean, you still have to...
Don't you still have to think about said belief?
Oh, I guess I might be interpreting thought wrong.
But like, if you really have faith in something,
you don't have to think about it,
you don't have to chew on it,
you don't have to think whether it is right.
You believe, yeah, yeah.
You believe, and it is just unequivocal.
Yes, a belief can, yeah.
But I have to understand what they mean by thought.
Yeah, you have to define thought, child.
So maybe, another way of looking at this is like believing somebody is like, like,
racist, like having a racist belief.
Well, that's not good.
But, but can that exist without thought?
Meaning is somebody just going to be like...
Don't believe I'm racist without putting some thought to it.
Agreed.
Don't believe I'm sexist without putting some thought to it.
Agreed.
Don't believe I'm trans-pobic, homophobic, without putting some thought to it.
You know what I mean?
And I need you to really be thinking about some...
What did I say?
What did I do?
What got you to that conclusion?
Chris, you got that mic like a dick.
What you want to say?
Well, aren't you just saying then that are people born racist?
No.
But no, but that's what I mean.
A belief.
If you can believe somebody is racist...
exist without the thought, the implication is...
But that's what I mean, don't...
You can't believe somebody's racist without the thought.
It's called something biased.
What is it called?
You're not...
Oh, oh, oh, um...
Implied by it?
Complacency bias, is that it?
Yeah, it's one of the...
It's a word kind of like that,
like implicit bias or something or something,
but basically meaning like all the...
You've consumed so much, uh, let's say TV, media, content
that gives you thoughts about groups of people.
Right.
And then you react instinctually when around them based on those thoughts.
Implicit bias, I believe the term.
Yeah.
And, but what I would say is that that requires thought because you had to think about
all those pieces of content or those interactions you've had in your life that gave you
that bias.
So it required some thought initially.
And then I wouldn't say it's like, I think all beliefs.
Yeah, I think all beliefs are.
We need you to define the question.
This question needs to be like fine tunes.
I agree.
I agree.
Okay.
Do one more, Taylor, game.
Go down.
Go down, Taylor.
We got one more.
What about, what do we got?
Okay, if you had to give your wife a superpower, what would it be?
That's a good one.
Let me say something with respect.
I just skip over if Alex stop painting it.
Alex, stop painting his nails.
Would Alex stop painting his nails if his future kid thought it was gay?
Is that?
What it is?
Alex never stopped painting his death?
What came out?
Why all these?
What's the up?
Taylor picks the question.
What?
They didn't make the back.
If you had to give your wife a superpower, what would it be?
My wife's already a superhero.
I knew you.
My wife is already a superhero.
I know what power.
Make a boy.
Yo, shut up.
That's...
The devil what you wish is.
I'm going to the store and buying all boy clothes.
Like, your name is shy.
And shy as a little boof.
All right.
Okay.
Nah, dude.
Whenever I get, I'm grateful, man.
Whenever I get, I'm grateful.
Yeah, I'm not even joking.
I don't want my wife to have any powers.
Like, she got powers.
Can you motherfuckers just answer the question?
You said?
Why would I want her to have super powers if I ain't got nothing?
First of all.
Now that you know.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I got it. I got it. I want her to have the power to make me read her mind.
Because you're punishing me for not being able to do it. So if you could make me read your
fucking mind, then we probably wouldn't have certain arguments where I'm not psychic and know
exactly how you're feeling. So you should have the power to make me read your mind since
you're not going to tell me what you're feeling anyway. Wouldn't that superpower just be for her
to be able to communicate what she's thinking? That's asking too much. That's asking too much, Al.
That's more than a superpower.
That's asking her to be a man.
I would never ask her to be a man.
She still needs to be a lady.
So that would be it.
It was make me be able to read your mind.
You only want a superpower.
You only want her to have a superpower because you don't have...
I don't want to be lowest lane?
Who the fuck want to be a man to be lowest lane in the relationship?
You know what I'm saying?
Babe, can you tip fly me to work?
You know what the fuck?
You the fuck want to be lowest lane.
I don't want to be low.
I don't want to be a man to be low as laying your wife thought all this too piling.
Yeah.
You're afraid this she-ho look when she was trying to date regular people on that show?
That was.
You can't dig down she-ho?
Nah.
You know what I'm saying?
You're hitting that shit.
Then the pussy turned green.
You're like, oh, shit.
Yeah, but you're already married.
So if she got a superpower, what would it be?
We just told you.
No, you didn't know.
Think like a man.
I don't want, I mean, if I had to pick a twop off of my wife,
it would be something that could, like,
really changed the world and protect everybody, but that's too much.
And nobody's asking that shit.
Yeah, you just wanted to protect the house, right?
One more, one more.
Yeah.
One more.
All right.
You'll do one more, Chella, gang.
All right.
It's not that many there.
All right.
Alex answered the question.
All right.
Well, Alex, never stopped painting his nails.
He saw a video or you somewhere, Alex,
and that shit pissed him to fuck off.
He put that shit twice.
Will you ever stop painting your nails out?
If your kid thought it was gay.
I mean, I wouldn't do it for that reason.
I wouldn't do it for that reason.
I would do it if I felt like not paying him.
What if your kid was getting bullied at school?
And they were like, oh, that's the guy with two dads.
Yeah, double daddy, double dads picking up.
Then I would stop.
I would start.
I would say you.
If he's getting bullied, that's good.
Or I would come beat up the bully.
You know, that is crazy.
I know.
That is crazy.
That's crazy.
Getting bully because your daddy's gay.
I'm sure that happens though.
Oh, I'll come beat up the father of the bull.
You would come on somebody's father.
That is a crazy point of proof.
How are you going to beat the Allegheners if you're coming on somebody's dad?
Yeah, you can't be coming up.
He's already getting teased because you're gay and now you want to come to the school and come on his dad, Alex?
He's going to get bullied after that one.
Nah.
Yes he is.
Nah.
Yeah, I'm not getting come down his dad is.
No, but you-
He's the lowest in the relationship.
You want to do it.
You got hard, bro.
You can't be spraying down at dad, bro.
You got hard and that shit means you want to shoot, shoot-y-s-s-
No, just Spider-Man.
Just web him.
Hey, man. Alex basically says he's not going to stop being gay.
So as always, and it's never wrong being gay. You don't have to stop being gay.
You know, end the podcast right now. We all happy, right now?
We all happy. Shout out to all the happy people out there.
We do this to me, happy feet.
As always, if you look to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too.
It's a brilliant idiot's podcast.
Thank you for listening.
Peace.
