The Brilliant Idiots - Call Him Daddy

Episode Date: April 29, 2021

This week on Brilliant Idiots we discuss the return of Soulja Boy, The Oscars low rating, we celebrate friend of the podcast Van Lathan for winning an Oscar, Caitlyn Jenner running for governor of California, Steve Harvey saying guys can't have female friends, and more!!! Head Over to www.theandrewschulz.com for Andrews latest tour info. Head to www.blackeffect.com to check all the podcasts on the Black Effect Podcast Network. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlamagne deGott. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiots podcast. Let me see if we got any... So you don't get mids. Oh, just mids?

Okay, just mid. So we can start. We can start this show. Wax is here. Hezhi is here. Teller gang is here. We got Little Latin X over there with the laptop on. Show the shorts, Alex.

You got to show the shorts. Show the short. Show the coordination. I'm showing it. I'm showing it. I don't think we can see you. There you go. There you go.

A little swag or something. Early. A little calf meat. You know what I mean? Little calf meat. How's everybody this week, man? I'm good. I'm just baffled that Al wanted to show off his shorts this badly.

I mean, listen, when you got the coordination going the way he do, you got to do it. Got the sneakers. Something's going on. Al must have cut a deal with somebody and they're like, yo, you got to show the shorts on the pod or some shit. Because he never sits here. I'm not here. I'm trying to put two or two together. No, it's just because you

stopped showing thigh meat and now you're just jealous because I'm showing that thigh meat. That's right. Don't you ever take for granted our gay audience. Salute to all the LGBT gay men that watch the idiots.

Thank you. Give them something, Alex. I'm not mad at you. Whose legs are skinnier, though? What do you mean? Is whose legs are skinny? Are Alex's or Shole?

Don't disrespect, Taylor. Don't be it. My legs are super muscular. My legs are super muscular. I probably got the most muscular legs on a podcast. Nah, I go like my leg game. I'm early over here. Oh, knock it off, fatty.

My leg game, my leg game kind of crazy. You only want me to take my shit, I'll take it out to me chill. A couple more weeks I'll show you, baby. A couple more weeks. Listen, before we even start the podcast, I just want to tell everybody in this room.

that I love them and I value them and I appreciate them and I respect y'all to the fullest and I just want y'all to always, always know that. Okay, I think y'all know that by my character though. We love you too. And you know what I mean? I just want to... I don't know. I don't know what's going on today but Al started it weird.

You're doing this shit. Like, something's happening. What's in this? What's in those wax, bro? What did you put in these fucking lemons wax that's making everybody act weird today? Can you sip it? You need to sip it, man. I don't even have the label on there, man.

This is what the label is really supposed to be. I just want to tell my friends that I love them and I value them and I appreciate them. And the main thing I appreciate about everybody in this room, nobody is a yes, man. And everybody knows how to call people on these shit. What's going on? Nothing. Nothing. I'm just putting out something for the people.

Nothing. When people, when you got good people around you and they call you on your shit, I just appreciate it. definitely tell you if you wrong. Always. It does, don't, it shows it does it with me,

Wax does it with me, Ted. That's why I fuck with Taylor so heavy because, and I've said that years ago, she don't bite her tongue,

and when, you know, she see you doing something that's out of character, she's going to pull you to the side and let you know that you're doing something that's out of character.

Or if she see you treating somebody fucked up. Honestly, I feel like, I feel like we're like subbing someone right now, but I don't know who we're subbing.

Why do people always feel like that? I know, this is not a sub to anyone. I'm just throwing some life lessons out there to people, bro. That's it. Value the people around you. I got it. I got it now.

No, you don't. No, you don't. I'm playing along. Don't listen to little Latinx over there. You don't know what you're talking about. He's in my name. I'm playing along. No.

I'm playing along now. No. Okay, okay. I wasn't sure what the game was. There is no game. Now we can do it. Okay. I'm in.

Dude, I'm all in. Let's go. Who we? Who are we taking shots at? Soldier. Captain. No, it's not, man. This is not shots.

This is not shots. I just appreciate y'all. And I appreciate that y'all check me and that we check each other. That's what real friendship is about. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less. Yo. Draco.

Who we take this shots at, Traco. Draco. Soldier. Make a clap. Clap. Clap. Clap. Clap, clap, clap.

Listen, that's what we just did. We came out here. We started this podcast with some Draco Soldier making clap, clap, clap. No, we did me. And then we keep it moving, y'all. I was just paying homage to my friends that I love and I value and I appreciate.

I will say, though, positively brilliant, positively, what a fucking idiot? I got to say, Soldier Boy is positively brilliant. And we don't give Soldier Boy his flowers enough. I think we have on this podcast. Yo, we are the originators. We are, we are. We were giving him his flowers before anybody was giving his flowers.

But everyone was making fun of a soldier, we really understood that he was the second, third, fourth coming of God. Jesus, we did, we did, we did. We said Soldier Boy might be Jesus. Nah. We did. We did. You can't spell Soldier without soul. So how the fuck would you have a soul trade without Soldier Boy, Taylor?

We sitting here wondering how. You need to really keep up. It's fucked up. But we sitting here wondering how Soldier Boy can predict the future so well because he comes from it. Clearly. Clearly this motherfucker is bouncing back and forth, influencing time. Who's keeping soul alive if not soldier? This shit is crazy.

First of all, who's Jha? Rule. Who? Jah. The almighty... Rastafara. Holy. Son.

Son. Son. Son. Son. Yes. Yes. The soul of J. We've been waiting for Jesus to come back.

He been here. He been here. This whole time we've been waiting for Christ to return. And he was right there in motherfucking Kylie Park. He was right there in fucking Compton. Soul job. Charlemagne, when Christ is up there on the cross, what position is he in? You!

You! He has risen! He has risen! He has risen! Guess who's back? Back again. Is it a coincidence that Soldier Boy has a hit record after Easter? Hmm.

Hmm. That make it clap record didn't start popping until after Easter. Think about it. The resurrection of Soldier Boys. Put it together. Draco, Soldier. I didn't even know Easter win already. What?

You piece of shit Christian. There's literally two holidays. you got to remember to be a Christian, bro. Two fucking days. Cut all this shit out about God and all this other stuff. You don't even know the day he came back? COVID mess everything up. No, no, no, no.

Now it's COVID's fault because you can't believe in God as much as you used to. No. That's why God took your Achilles. I wasn't going to church like that. It don't matter. You don't forget your baby mama birthday? Not your baby mama.

Your fiancee, well, that is your baby mama. I'm sorry. Carla, my bad. Carl's, my bad. You don't forget your fiance's birthday? She won't let me. Exactly. And Jesus feel the same way.

You can't forget his birthday and the day he passed. Come on, man. How you pay, how much? No, I just didn't realize it came already. I'm sorry. I ain't do a lot of eggs or something. Well, I don't think it's a coincidence that Soldier Boy make him clap popped off after Easter, bro.

The resurrection of Soldier Boy's career. All right? And LeBron said the NBA is better when the Knicks are winning. I feel like hip hop is better when Soldier Boy is winning. I'm with you with that. I'm with you on that one, 100%. He makes the game fun, man. He makes the fun.

Hey, bro, I'm 100% with you, man. And I think the podcast game is better when, you know, podcasts are all together. You know what I'm back together. Don't you think the podcast game is better when the podcast are all back together, you know? Sure. Isn't it better? When everybody knows their role and they know how to shut their mouth now and do what they're told.

The high do you come back, then you got to come back to some of the window. Isn't that better when you do what you're told? I don't know what you're talking about. I don't know what you're talking about. I feel like you, I feel like you, I feel like you, I feel like you, hey, Schultz, I feel like you subbing somebody, but I'm not sure who it is. Grab that Draco. Grab the Draco. Grab the Draco. Oh, hold on, bro.

Drake, I'm talking about Caller Daddy. Caller Daddy's coming. back. Whoa. You didn't know Call her. That's big. I think they call it

Call him Daddy. I think they, I think they switched to Joe Button podcast to call him daddy. That's big. That's the new, that's the new name

for Joe Butter podcast. Call him daddy. That's big. Draco. She, Shultz can't help. I can't help myself, bro. Shultz wants you to see his face.

I want you to know. Shultz to do it without a mask. You hear me? Going right up on you. Shots will run up on you in broad daylight and tell him I say. What was that movie? He was like, tell him it was me. What was that movie?

What movie was he was like, I want you to know it was me. The honeymooners. No, you're talking about, well, I already know it's on Game of Thrones. That's what she did. The girl didn't. Oh, yeah. The grandma in Game of Thrones. Yeah, the grandma did it.

Yeah. He's like, I want you to know it was me. Yeah, that's how I feel, bro. I do feel that way. I know you do. Listen, we are very excited to see the Call Him Daddy Podcasts United again. Congratulations. We got the brothers are back together or the father and the sons are back together and they've no longer stopped beefing.

I don't even know what you're talking about. I got to get caught up. I got to get caught up. Honestly, I didn't even know that they were back together until Little Latinx told me that they were going to talk. That should be going to stick now. You asked for this. That's you, bro. You asked for this.

Draco's soldier, bro. Listen, and your first name ends in an X? You are Little Latin X from now on, brother. Oh, shit. Wait, how you've thought about it? First name ends in X. Yeah, Little Latin X. That's right.

Alex is Little Latin X from now on. I've never seen a man look more Miami than you, Alex. I don't know if you're Cuban. I don't know what you are. I don't know if you're Cuban, Puerto Rican. I don't know what you are. I just know you in Miami. You are a dark-skinned.

man in Miami. Miami definitely changed you. Yeah, I'm putting it on show. Shult out here riding around and a fucking G-wagon so now.

Hey, bro. Hey, bro. Hey, bro. This is what happens with you a partner to podcast. You know what I'm saying? Everybody eats.

Everybody eats. Damn it. Everybody eats. Draco. Oh, sh-hmm. Soja. You know what I'm saying? So you got to pull Shultz back.

Shoals is really Bishop. All we wanted to do is Rob this stuff. He had to do. I don't kill nobody. Why you shoot the guy, Schultz? I am that guy in the movie. Like, when they go do the robbery

and everybody promises there was going to be no people killed and I get too hype and I just shoot the motherfucker and you bishop. You bishop and Jew. Oh, man, did you watch the Oscar shows? The only thing that saved the Oscars for me this year was Van's victory. That was so fucking, like, shouts to Van Lakers.

Salute to Van Lathan, salute to our guy. Once again, hey, that's, listen, salute to Van, salute to Trayvon, salute to my man,

Nick May. I love, I love that so much because I watch that from the ground up. You know what I mean? Like it was, it was the,

yo, we're going to do this film, you know, yada, yada, yada, you want to evolve? Like that type

was like I saw, I saw it from the ground up. And those three deserve everything that they motherfucking got because they earned it. I don't care about the Oscars because I don't care about that kind of validation, you know, but I'm happy for them.

I'm happy because they're happy. You know what I mean? And they really earned it. I mean, damn, we got a friend that's an Oscar with him. I mean, it's crazy. It's crazy, bro. It's like for me, I just get inspired. Not like I give a damn about the Oscars, but it's just like, you know what?

If we're going to do it and we're going to be in it, we might as well do it. Yeah, Oscar and an Emmy. What's the difference? TV and film. Yeah, there you go. Emmy is TV. this film. But I mean, yeah, man, just seeing them from the ground up, you know, build that movie from

scratch. But I told him they was going to go into the hospital. I knew they was going to win. I told him they was going to win. Number one, the movie is about black trauma. It's about police brutality, right? Have you seen the movie yet? Say what?

Have you seen the movie? No, no, no, no. Well, there's a scene. I didn't even know where you were to see it. Where do I watch it? I don't want it. It's on Netflix. Oh, it's on Netflix?

Yeah, it's on Netflix. I don't want to spoil the movie because I want you to watch it. It's too distant strangers star and Joey Badass. But there's a scene where it's like a black man laying in a pool of blood, but the blood is in the shape of Africa. Oh, you, and who's going to vote against that? Yeah, that's got to be racist. That'd be racist.

Like, who's going to vote against that? What is it called? Two Distance Strangers. Who Distant Strangest, we'll watch that tonight. Star and Joey Badass, but no, for real. It's big, man. Especially watching. Van because, you know, there was a time where everybody was, oh, the black guy from TMZ.

Yes. Now he's that Oscar winner. Now he's the, he's Oscar winner Van fucking lately. You know what I'm saying? And it's just, it's just a beautiful, beautiful thing to see. And I love that he was petty and, you know, added, um, added TMZ. Is he supposed to do? What's the point of becoming successful if you can't be petty, bro?

Like, honestly, what is the point, dude? It's only right. What is the point? I was so happy when I saw it. Yeah, he just wanted to make sure they saw. That's all. It wasn't even no need for no long commentary or fuck you. It was just like, I just need you to see me.

Yeah. As if they weren't going to know. They knew. Oh, they definitely knew. Come on. They definitely knew. They definitely knew. Why wouldn't you?

But I mean, you know, Van has always been bigger than TMZ. We knew that. We know that. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, it just takes the world a little bit of time to catch up. And God's divine planning Is always the best You know?

You think he's going to change bro? You think he's going to go Hollywood on us? Man I think because I called him I want him to a little bit He said he said who's this I call him he said who's this to me And I thought it was super offensive

Because it was face time My motherfucker's looking right at me And he said who's this While he after after he's holding his Oscar he's not even recognizing me no more, dude. I mean, the guy looks like he might have got some Botox done. He might have got some lip injections. You know what I mean?

Maybe he's getting his body done. I think he's changed, bro. I think Van has changed now that he's become so successful, he's an Oscar winner. I don't think he'll change, but I don't think that I think that you do have to trim the fat. You know what I'm saying? You don't have time for anything. You don't have time for anybody. That's just life, man.

Like, energy is important. You got to guard your peace. And now it's a bunch of vultures, right? It's a bunch of vultures that want to come around and be a part of that Oscar glow. Are you calling me fat in a vulture? How could I call you fat and a vulture when you've been down with Vann from day one? You know him Vane as long as I know him, man. So why the fuck won't he answer my calls anymore?

And he always says that he's hanging at Illuminati parties and sacrificing children and drinking their blood. Well, I don't know how you act when Shope Save America came out. I got to ask him. You might have friend it on him. I don't know. I'll be honest with you. When it came out. What happened?

When it came out, there was, if I'm being 100% serious, if I'm being 100% serious with you, I refuse to do any interviews. There was only one, there's only one podcast that I was going to do. Big Rogan. Nope. The Roryam All podcast. That was the only podcast. The most thing is, I really don't give a fuck.

You see. We see that. It's just fun to troll. It is, man. No, it is, it is, it is. But I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, me neither, dude. I don't know what I'm talking about.

Yeah, I haven't been paying attention. I haven't been paying attention. But, no, salute to Van. I'm happy for Van. And, you know, we're just going to keep it going. I mean, but here's the thing. All of us have so many things in the pipeline. You know what I mean?

And the beauty of the beauty of what we're building, you know, and I say we, because that's how I really look at it. I look at it as a collective. Like, I love what I, I love what Schultz and his unit is doing. You know what I mean? I love what we doing over here. I love what we're doing. And it's going to be a time when we come together and have some ideas to do shit, you know what I mean, as a collective. I just love it.

I really do. I think that shit is dope. You know what I mean? I just, and we've talked about this before. We've talked about, like, that rat pack type of vibe. You know what I mean? This is the modern day rap pack, bro. This is what we're doing.

I remember one time, I'm not going to say who, but I was telling shows. I was like, me, you, Duvall, such and such. And he was like, no, no, no, not such and such. He was like, no, no. We're not fucking with him. Hey, bro. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Not everybody.

And that's my point. That's what I mean when I say any and everybody. But was I right about that, though? Was I right? No, I love the guy. But I was right, though. He winning, though. Huh?

He's winning on his own accord. I honestly, again, don't know who we're talking about. I thought it was a girl. The girl? Who's the girl? I don't know. I don't know. Shultz got his hammer out with the safety off, so I'm not fucking talking.

Schultz is just our shoe. Alex of Dwayne to be editing all night. They ain't got time. Nobody got time for that shit, man. Hey, Charlotte, but just so we're consistent, fuck whoever you were thinking about too. Oh, my God, man. What a fucking idiot.

Oh, Caitlin Jenner to run for governor of California. What do you think about that? Voting for her, bro. You voting for her? Hell yeah, done. I don't think that she stands a chance in California only because of her conservative views. Like, I don't think how she thinks she's going to win California.

I don't see her to legalize weed. You think so? It's already legal then. It's already legal. What's wrong with you? You sell weed for a living and you don't know where it's legal, where it's not. I got it all the stores out there. Of course I know.

But, yeah, I just think, yeah, I don't think she's staying the chance. Only because of her conservative views. But she's trans. I know. And I think that it's, I think in a way it's some slight identity politics because she thinks that she probably can get the progressive vote because of that, but her views are so not in line with

most people that I know in the LGBT community, you know what I'm saying? Like she's just, she has some very, and her support of Trump. I don't think that flies in California. Ah. Now, what is her most conservative view? I don't know. I have not paid her any intention. I just know that she's a Trump supporter

and I saw something the other day where she was like she doesn't, she doesn't necessarily believe in prison reform. I could be quoting her. Oh, yeah, yeah. Her and Kim are beefing about that. Yeah. That ain't, that's not going to fly, bro. None of that's going to fly in a state like California. You have to go to one of them South Midwest states to try to be governor. None of that's going to fly for you in California. But, hey, good luck. Yeah, if your son-in-law can run for president, I don't see why you can't run for governor

California. Yeah. Do your thing. Do your thing. Yeah. And something like that's going to help out Gavin, right? And I tell you why, because it's not like Gavin needs any more light, but when you have a celebrity like Caitlin running for governor, it'll bring more attention to the race and it'll bring more attention to Gavin Newsom. And he's a likable guy when you hear him talk. He's charismatic. He's a fucking fraud.

He is a power-hungry fraud like the rest of them. What politician isn't, though? They all are. That's the thing about them. They're all sociopaths. You just got to hope that their sociopathy lines up with. your interests. That's it,

bro. That's just what it is. But they're tools. You use them like chess pieces. You just got to make sure you got the right chest pieces. That is it. You know it's crazy, bro? And I know you've had sit downs with like super rich people.

The way rich people talk about politicians, like poor middle class, like people, they talk about politicians like with reverence, right? They're like, oh my God, they're the president. They're the mayor. They're the government. Rich people talk about politicians like they're the help. That's it. Video games, bro.

I got the controller and I'm moving this motherfucker around. Yep. Do what I say? Yes. Yes, bro. And I'm talking about like, and these are the rich people that donate to their campaigns. You know what I'm saying? Like I've had conversations with those kind of rich people.

Andrew is absolutely right. They talk about them like they're just straight up video game characters to be moved all around the way they want to move them around. That's it. It's nothing emotional about the conversations they're having. They've donated their campaigns. They told them what they want. They expect them to deliver. That's it.

That's it. They say it. Maybe they go, maybe we'll run him for governor. They're not even asking him if he wants to do it. They go, yeah, maybe we'll run him for governor. This is what we do with these people. It's unbelievable. Like, I think that rich people actually treat their staff with more respect than they do the politicians.

They know they need them. And they know the politicians are full of shit. Yeah. At least with your staff, you know where they stand. You know, they're honest. Politicians are full of shit. Every single one of them on both sides of the eye. If this don't show you this now, especially when you look at the Democratic Party,

they ran out there and they told us, you know, vote for the Senate. You know, we get control of the Senate. Now who's blocking everything? Two fucking Democrats. Joe Manchin. And what's the other girl named? Kristen, Kirsten. What's her name?

Cineban, cinnamon, something. I don't fucking remember. Who? You know, what's the woman's name? Look up her name. It's Joe Manchin and this other woman who starts with a K. K. Kirsten, whatever. I respected it.

I loved what Baccari did the other day at that press conference, but Baccari was like, what's her name? Kristen Cinema. There you go. There you go. Christian Cinema? Yeah. This sounds cute, though.

She's a senator. She's a senator. And I love what Bacari did the other day because at the press conference, he was like, yo, only thing that's going to change what's happening with police and black people in this country is through policy policy and legislation. We need the George Floyd Policing Act passed the people that are blocking it. He says, call up your Republican senators, but he called those two Democratic senators by name and put out their numbers. Joe Manson and Kristen, what's the name?

Sinema. Sinema. Is it Christian? Christian. Christian? Christian. Christian cinema. I don't know.

Christian cinema. Christian Sinema. Christian Sinema. and set them on. I respect it. Do your job. Do what we paid you to do. Yes.

Nothing more, nothing less. Okay. But you said you didn't watch the Oscars. You said the only thing you liked about it was Van. Yeah, yeah. I mean, the Oscars are fucking dead. I mean, the ratings, I think, plummeted. Yeah.

And granted, it's tricky because this year, a lot of people didn't know, like, the movies that were out, et cetera. But no, I don't care about the Oscars. I don't care about these fucking idiots going up They're spouting off about their causes and how much they care about the environment as they fly around the world and their private jets, you know, and like hose down their, you know, 10 acre fucking lawns. And they talk about, oh, my God, we're running out of water. We need to protect the water.

Like the virtue signaling celebrity, especially the Hollywood actor, is the most annoying type. Because we don't give a fuck. You all barely made it through high school. Shut your mouths. Don't tell us anything about how to live. You memorize lines that other people Rove for a living. Sit down, shut the fuck up,

jump out of the plane in the action movie. Outside of that, sit in the backyard and keep your mouth shut. You're not doing anything. I don't mind if they express their opinions or what they believe in. I don't, you know, some things I care about, some things I don't.

But, you know, they got the platform to do it. The numbers were down 58.3%. You know, the Hollywood reporter, I think it was the Hollywood reporter. They called me and they were, they were asking me what the Oscars need to do, you know, in order to like, you know, get their ratings up. And I said, you got to meet people where they are.

I think that we put too much stock in linear TV nowadays. Like, we know that it's a million different ways to watch content. So even when these numbers like this come out, I need to see the total numbers. I need to see linear. I need to see YouTube because it was screaming on YouTube as well. I need to see the social media impressions. Like, it's more ways. to watch this show.

Like, I don't even have to sit through three hours of this shit. I can literally look at my phone on Instagram and watch all the highlights. Yeah. That's it. Just show me the highlights. Show me, I saw Trayvon's free speech. I actually saw that in real time.

I just randomly caught it. But Daniel Coelhoa, I saw that, Daniel Kuluya. I saw that on the shade room. You know what I mean? Like, it's different things that I probably would care about that I saw on social media. So it's like, I can't really take stock. and the fact that only 10%

I mean 10 million people watched it on TV? That's the thing. TV is going to have to figure out another way to make money outside of commercials because now that we know we don't have to watch them, we ain't going to watch them.

I'm not going to sit through three paper towel commercials just to see Daniel Kulea come in and accept an award. I'll just wait until it's reposted on whatever Instagram account I follow. And then I don't have to inconvenience myself at all. So if TV doesn't find a way to bake in advertisements or like brought to you by or one of these other, things. We're just, it's just going to fail.

You're just going to lose all viewership. And when you lose all viewership, all the advertisers are going to go, well, why would I advertise on you? If no one watched it. That's right. That's right. Three hours and 20 minutes is too long to watch any goddamn thing. That ain't sports. Even sports, bro. Even sports three hours. You'd be like, come on.

Like, come on. What's three hours in sports? A football game? A football game to be like three hours. Yeah, but that's a long-ass time. I love it, but I like it. You know what I mean? At least two and a half. Football games at least two and a half, bro.

Hey, man. At least. Hey, 30 minutes, bro. One quarter, dog. Just make that shit. One quarter. Yeah, why go out? Fourth quarter.

I like that. Fast. I love it. I love it. What a fucking idiot. Floyd Mayweather to me. You know what I mean? Because I don't, why is he fighting Logan Paul?

How big is that? Get the bread. Get the bread. How big is he? Everybody's ready to go out now. Like everybody's ready to open her up. Everybody's ready to go out there into the world. Open her up.

Open her up. We need you on the remix, Charla. Say what? How big is Logan Paul? How big is he? He's six, maybe six two, six three. He's very stacked though. He's sturdy.

He's, and he's athletic. But the thing about fighting, Floyd Mayweather, and I told him this, is like, the guy is the best defensive boxer in history. If you, you're not going to hit him when all these other people couldn't hit him. You're going to make him look stupid. Exactly. Unless Floyd has lost like a, so big, I mean, he would have to have lost several steps. Several.

He had about the steps. It's about getting hit. Oh, God. Let's, by the way, let's keep it on. Let's never forget, Wax said Logan Paul is going to beat Floyd Mayweather. He said that on this podcast. I said that. I said, I want to see how his way it is.

Way it is the worst. $190. Floyd can come in up to $1.60 and Logan can come in up to $190. Floyd's going to embarrass Logan, Paul. Yeah, I mean, it will go a few rounds. And I think that he knocks him, I think he knocks him down with body shots. I don't even think he does head shots. I think it's just body shot, body shot, body shot.

He's going to tire him up. I don't think Wax understands how good of a defensive fighter may well. I'm not taking nothing away from Floyd, but I understand what weight does. And Logan won't touch him. But wait, you think Logan... He's not. Just how Jake's going to touch you? That's right.

Ooh. Wow, young Liberty shooting from that. The only guy to do is make it happen. It's light for me. I ain't even worrying about it. What I'm trying to tell him is 30 pounds is really something. He's not going to touch. That's cool.

If he don't, Floyd wins. If he do touch Floyd, I don't think Floyd can handle that. He's not touching Floyd. Because guess what? Floyd is not used to being hit, right? So when you do get, he don't know how to handle that. I talked to Jake, by the way, about you fighting him. And he said that he didn't want to do it because he would feel bad,

potentially taking a father away from his children. Well, tell him I appreciate that. Thank you, thank you, sir, because my kids definitely need me. I appreciate that. Wow. That's a good good man thinking. Big Jake, Paul. I take that.

Wow. I love Jake having a lot. that attitude. He's looking out for you, you know? You're looking out for you. Warn up. Warned up. I like that attitude. Because, though, for real. Like, not that you kill me. I wish cops felt like that when they saw Big Black men.

Shout out to Jake Paul. They need to adopt that. I like Jake. I ain't worrying about that. That's something I ain't worrying about. Just y'all think about 30 pounds. I'm saying? Somebody who's not used to getting hit. Yeah.

When you get hit, you ain't going to know how to react. I agree. Who's saying that all the time, though. He's not touching Floyd, though. Here's the thing, though. You're assuming. that Logan hits like a 190 pound boxer does. Logan is a really good athlete,

like much better than normal athlete. So let me not consider him a regular person. Han eye coordination makes a lot of sense. No question. His cardio will be on point, et cetera. But there's a difference between someone who's been boxing since they're like eight years old and the balance that they have.

and their ability to generate power behind a punch. Like if he just winds up with some big looping punch, I'm sure Logan can really hurt Floyd. But Floyd's going to be giving him angles. Floyd's going to be dull. He's not going to be able to just load up. And I don't know if he's been boxing for three years if he can generate that type of concussive power in an instant.

I just, it is something that takes forever, man. It's like if you even look at it. That's why you're supposed to bait them in and put them in a place to where now you're supposed to load up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm just saying if he's Floyd Mayweather Jr. I hear you, but athlete is an athlete hand-eye coordination.

I've seen it a lot. Who has it better than Floyd Mayweather Jr.? Yeah, you're acting like Floyd isn't an athlete. Floyd is the greatest happening. I'm not taking away from Floyd. I'm just looking at 30 pounds. If this guy was weighing the same thing as Floyd, I believe it destroy him. Pick him up, do all that type of stuff.

Floyd would definitely be in shape over the guy and everything, but I just know with 30 pounds. Dude. There is nothing. There's nothing Logan Parker doing the ring that Floyd couldn't read. You know, listen, I've seen this, nothing, listen, even in football, it got a running back.

He's so shifty, so dope. If a linebacker 30 pounds more rock his ass, he's going to slow the fuck down. Wax, there's nothing Logan Paul could bring in that ring that Floyd has not seen in his 30, 25 plus year career of boxing. You're talking about a high school linebacker going up against Barry Sanders. Yes.

I don't understand what you don't get about this. It doesn't matter how good the high school, linebacker is he's going up against Barry fucking Sanders. That's right. I understand that. Listen, I ain't taking nothing away from him. Just watch the fight. When is his fight?

June 5th or 6? I think it's like June 6th in Miami, baby. The world's coming through Miami, baby. I'll be in Miami next week. Do you remember how bad Floyd embarrassed Canelo Alvarez? Conno Alvarez was undefeiting. By the way, Cornell is probably pound for pound

the best boxer in boxing right now. He was undefeated when he fought Floyd. His only loss is two Floyd. He was young. Floyd made him look like an amateur. He couldn't touch Floyd. What was the weights? Like what? One, that shit. They said Conello actually came in at like 180. Yeah, that Connoll came in super fucking heavy. I was there at that fight live. And dude, really? The crowd was like 70% Mexican and they were quiet like fucking immigration was inside the arena, dude. Not a single peak out of then as Floyd was dodging every single punch. It was unbelievable, dude.

It was unbelievable. I've seen the best of them. I've seen the best of them that happened. I watched that fight. I remember that fight so vividly because I watched it at Irv Gotti's house in Saddle River, New Jersey. And I remember Devy Dev, Debbie Brown texting me saying, you was with me? Right?

Yeah, Debbie Brown texted me saying, I think Floyd's going to lose tonight. And I was like, no. Come on, come on. I was like, nah. Come on. No, he's not. And he embarrassed Connello. But the reason, the reason I put it,

in the what an effing idiot category. And I mean, of course, Floyd May wasn't not an idiot. We know this guy knows how to make money. Nobody's made more money in boxing than him. But I'm still a stern believing in legacy. Does everything got to be about money, bro? Yeah. Yeah, I think it does when you get to a certain point.

I do. Like, I think you got to get to a certain point. And then it's like, oh, wow, I could make $20 million. I can make $30 million. Like, I can make this much money. I would rather. But what if he get hit knocked out, though? He's not, I mean, stop.

He's not. Oh, man. Nate Robertson did. Are he serious? I'm just saying. What's he? No, but Nate Robertson is known to be dunking on everybody. What that got to do about basketball?

His whole legacy is done now. He don't even know. But you know why? You know why his legacy is done? Because that Snoop Dog says you can't play boxing. So he went in that ring with no boxing experience, playing around with somebody who got boxing experience, and he got laid out.

Same thing going to happen to Logan Paul. I don't know if Logan gets knocked out, but I know he gets embarrassed. I know Floyd going to be Unless Floyd has lost When I say several, I'm talking about several steps. Logan Paul doesn't stand a chance.

We all know this. I've seen some amazing running backs who get hit by a linebacker and he's not that fast no money. He sound like all the ones that want to see Floyd like... I don't want to see nobody lose. I'm telling y'all facts. You know what you sound like?

He ran a 4-4. He ran a 4-4-g got hit and now he ran a 4-6. He goes slow down. He used to get hit. Yeah. You know what you sound like? This is what you sound like. You sound like the white guys when sports were just getting integrated.

You know, and they're like trying to convince their friends. They're like, yeah, and there's no way those black guys are going to be able to do it. Come on. That's what you sound like right now. Like what you're saying is just so absurd. It's just so absurd. It doesn't matter. It is absurd.

It's absurd. It's very absurd. He's Floyd money. Floyd is literally the greatest defensive fight of all time. muscle memory will, Floyd could go in that fight off muscle memory and win, bro. I hear it. Like, there's literally nothing. There's no combinations, no, nothing Logan can throw that Floyd has to see.

I promise I'd love to see him win, but 30 pounds. No, man. I just love legacy, bro. Like, here's the thing. Nobody shows, you don't do nothing for no reason. You don't do things for money. You're meticulous about the things that you do. Now, Floyd needs the money, sure.

If he's just that type of guy who money motivates them and it's an extra $50 million to grab on the table, hey, go do your thing. You've earned the right to do that. But my point is, what has Logan Paul done to be in the ring with Floyd made with? I'd rather see Floyd do an exhibition fight against Oscar De La Jolla. Oscar De La Jolla wants to come back. He wants some action. Like, y'all go do that.

I think right now we just want the carnival. You know, like, I think you just, like, what Logan has is people care about him. They care about his journey. They care about who he is. They listen to his podcast. They watch his videos. Like, they're deeply invested in who he is in a human being.

And it's fun to watch somebody that you're invested in. Fight. And that's why they made the 24-7 series that we all loved. Remember those 24-7 documentaries before the fight came out? You didn't even know who these people were. And then you watch the 24-7 series and you're like, oh, shit, I really like this guy. He trains really hard.

He drinks his own piss. He came from humble beginnings. Like, this is awesome. Let's watch it. So I think if you're designing boxing events, I'm going to design them around fans. I'm going to go, okay, the fans are obsessed with this person. so they're going to follow that person into the highest stakes activity they could possibly do,

which is a human cockfight essentially, right? Like you were just fighting not to the death, but to as close as possible, you know? Yeah. And I think that's what it is. Like if people didn't care about Logan, there's no way they would have this fight, but they do care about him. So Floyd and Oscar wouldn't generate the numbers that are Logan Floyd fight. Yeah, people don't care about Oscar anymore, man. I think.

What if he wears the dress to the ring? What if you wear the fucking fishnets? To the rain. High heels. 100%. 100%. That I would watch 1,000% yes.

Yeah. Damn, man. It's, I don't know. I would say it sucks to this come to this, but it's not like Floyd is all hard times. You know what I'm saying? So he's doing it because he clearly wants to do it. I just feel like, man, you're Floyd Mayweiser.

I just don't know if, I don't know if I want to see you in the carnival. That's all on. I'm saying. I don't want to see, I don't know if I want to see you in the carnival. I feel like, you don't have to play boxing. You don't have to play boxing. You're the man. You're the guy. Let's somebody else do that. People earn the right to be in the ring with Floyd Mayweather. Why? Because it's a big ass payday. So if you're, if you get the chance to stick the, to stand across from Floyd Mayweather, it means that you've at least done something to where he

thinks you're a formidable opponent in boxing enough to at least get you that big payday. What is Logan? Paul done to deserve it. It's not like, like, like, Why? Is this water in boxing down? No. I don't think so. Who's your better farted? Jake or Logan?

Oh, no. Yeah, I don't think it's watering boxing down. If anything, it's creating some interest. Boxing is boring right now, dude. And the reason it's boring is because boxers aren't marketing their personalities. You need us to like you.

I'll be honest. That's one thing the UFC does really well is the UFC might not pay as much as boxers do, but they're taking some of the money that they're making and they invest it back into marketing those fighters. So now we know who these fighters are. They create platforms for these fighters to talk on.

They're constantly interviewing. They're constantly making sure that they got personalities. They're out there in the world. And then when they fight, we're like, oh, I want to see how that guy's fighting. Boxers, half these motherfuckers don't even know how to use their Instagram. Or it's all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, bro, you got, if you want to do this for a living, you got to understand what it takes.

You know, you got to understand the new game. Like, the game has changed now. The same thing with comedy. You know, it's like, the. If you're a young comic growing up, you got to follow the blueprint, right? Now you've got to follow the shit that we created, we put out there. You got to be able to put out your own clips. You got to be able to put out your own clips.

You got to be able to do all these things because that's the new fucking game, bro. And if you don't want to do it, then you don't want it bad enough. And there's some great fighters out there. So your point is absolutely accurate because there's some amazing fighters out there. They just don't know how to sell their fights. It's literally like back in the day with WWE, like the Ultimate Warrior was a star, but he couldn't talk. Bill Goldberg was a star but he couldn't talk He didn't have no mic game

You know I mean? Stone Co. Steve Austin had a mic game. Dwayne to Rock Johnson had a mic game. Rick Flair had a mic game. Hulk Hogan had a mic game. Matureman and Randy Savage, they had mic games. You got to know how to sell yourself. You got to know how to sell boxing

and you got to know how to sell these fights because sadly. Broner did though, but he just kind of back in it. Broaner definitely did. Oh, Bronner was amazing. Oh, my God. If Brona could box. He could have backed it up.

He'd be, he's so perfect for this generation. He really is. He's the social media guy. He fucks him. He fucks him. He's so into the culture. Like, he would be so perfect. He'd be the perfect bad guy for this era if he, you know, backed it up in the rank. He really just can't.

Like, it's such a bummer because what they would do with, I think, wrestlers back in the day who didn't have any mic game, they would give them like a manager who was nice with the mic. Yeah. And then they would talk all the shit. And I'm almost like, yo, Adrian Broder, like, why don't you train somebody? even if you're not the head trainer, you'll drum up all the interests for the fight. Talk all the shit.

Do everything that your boring-ass fighter won't do or can't do, but at least get us all interested and invested. I think that'd be fired. He needed to get some fall fights. He needed like five fall fights and get him back in there, but stay on social media

and still act like that. He'll get back on. Yeah. And AB got fighters. Robert East is AB's fighter. Abe got his own promotion company, but, you know, Robert, he's a decent fighter.

You know what I mean? But he's not fantastic. you know but whatever i just you know god bless them y'all y'all tell me about it i'm not ordering it i'll watch it on social media yeah i'm saying i'm ordering it i'm watching i'm not i'm not i i realized i wasn't when i didn't order the i did jake paul fight i had no fear of missing out i i felt no formal people was texting me like this is great and i went to trilla and i saw i said 49 99 But Jake Paul?

Fuck no I'm not doing it And I'm not doing it for Floyd And goddamn Logan Paul either Who's older? Logan or Jake? Logan's older

Logan's older. Who's a better fighter? Andrew? I think Jake is better. I think Jake is better. Okay. Now, I think that Logan has faced

stiffer competition but I think I think Jake is, I think Jake is better, yeah. Hold on this van right here. Hold on one second. Okay. Hold on.

Hey, Van, we're on the podcast. So don't say nothing crazy. Are ya. Congratulations. We just finished congratulating you, too. Congratulations, my brother. I appreciate that, man. Can you hear him?

I can hear him. I don't know if he can hear me. Can you hear shows? No. Yeah, I can hear him a little bit. He said he can hear you a little bit. He said he thinks that you go switch up on him. Ask him why he changed and why he, he, to,

how would I switch up? If anybody was going to switch up, the biggest name in comedy was going to be the one that was going to switch up. Hey, tell him I said this. Tell him I said this. Two wrongs don't make a right. Show shit two wrongs don't make a right.

Just because he went Hollywood, don't mean you should go Hollywood. Hey, man, I want to tell you the same thing. I told Wax and I told Andrew and I told Taylor, man, I love you and I value you and I appreciate you. And, you know, I thank God. you not a yes man, you know, who can check me and pull me on my shit when I'm on some bullshit. You know what I mean? We need more people like that. You don't have a real friend

circle if your friends aren't doing that for you. I appreciate that. And that's how you know that people, you know, that they respect each other. That's right. We've all had disagreements. We get through those disagreements. That's right. You know, we keep it close to the best and we move on. But it's because we respect each other. Yeah, of course. Of course, we were, as men. That's important. You know what I mean? As men.

And just like, I respect wax enough to let him know that if he ever step in the ring with Jake Paul, he's going to get knocked the ball out. Right. But listen, Van, Venn, Venn. You know what's funny? You know what's funny? Venn is also somebody that know what time it is. And the reality is, I love Wax too much to see him go out like a supersized Ney Robinson. My brother, you already know what time it is.

So you're telling me that Jake Parker who's your ass? I'm telling you that I'll be in the gym with Jake. Listen, wait, wait, wait, skip real fast. So you're telling me that Jake Parker whoop your ass. Like, let me finish. Because you seem very, very emotional. No, go ahead. I'm going to talk.

I can do this. I'm going to let you talk. Go ahead. Go ahead. I, at Bill Polina boxing up in Woodland Hills, I'm in the gym with Jake. When I say I be in the gym with Jake, I mean, in the gym. Watching Jake Spar pros. Okay.

Wax, if you have not been training, bro, you are going to go in there and get embarrassed by that kid because he is boxing for real, his cardio is up, his reflexes and muscle memory are there. That's right. If y'all out on the street, wax, you got them. But listen to me. do you think this man can beat you? How the hell you um?

How the hell you um? And you know I beat the shit out of you. How do you fuck your ass in a box and ring? How the fucking you um? In a boxing ring, wax. Exactly what I'm talking about. I'm talking about in a boxing ring. You won't even last.

How long do you think you'll last with me, bro? Wax, I'll pick you apart. You ain't got to- When? Yo, yes. Don't you know for the last two years? I've been asking Van to get into the boxing ring with his ass and he didn't know what time it is.

Yo, Van, how many time I came to L.A. I come to L. all the time. Okay. Yo, yo, I'm sorry. Guys, guys, I have to put a stop to this. I don't want you to win an Emmy and then get beat up by what. It's an Oscar.

I think we got our next brilliant idiotous exhibition match. We haven't had one since Shultz versus Jay Williams. Oh. I went on of it. Nice. I'll tell you one thing, though. If you'll keep talking your shit, he will

You'll fight you. Listen, and I'm trying to tell you he would get beat up. Just as well as every single one of y'all know exactly what time in it. I don't believe Jake Paul wins and wins easily. Listen, you don't think that if somebody tried to challenge me, of course we have time. I would definitely train. If I get back in there, y'all already know exactly what time in this. I'll be very focused on everything I need.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. I did tell Charlemagne, I said if wax actually trains boxing, I'm talking about wax off the street in the ring with Jake Paul. Yeah, I mean, listen, that's conditioning. A last off the street in the ring with Jake Paul, no. But if you train for it, I think you beat them. I think it's too big. For sure. And just like I was telling them, just like Charlotte said earlier,

don't go play boxing. If I'm going to go do it, I'm going to go ahead and do it. I ain't going to sit there and play by nobody. You would have to train. But of course. If you don't train, he's going to knock you out. You're going to be in the middle of the ring with the state of New Jersey and blood around you.

Hey, hey, by the way, that's what actually got you out of Oscar, too. I told him that. That's fine. I like that part. Hey, I'm going to call you after we've done. All right. I got to say, Wax,

if you go in the ring with Jake, I think he's going to make you hold his pocket, bro. Oh, my God. He's going to make you hold his pocket, bro. I think that might happen. Didn't we just now talk about friends telling each other the truth? He's telling you the truth. Everybody in this room is.

telling you the truth. And guess what? If you win, we're going to say we was wrong. Yeah. We can be wrong, bro. We can be wrong. We are the type of friends that can admit when we're wrong. Okay.

And we're not going to try to gaslight our friends and manipulate our friends because I'm, y'all really my friends. So if you get, if you win, I'm going to be like, damn, my bad. What I'm manipulating me? I shouldn't have believed in you. Yeah. You see how magic is. We should have. Why do you?

nose flare up when you get upset. Because I'm trying to I don't get it. What are you talking about? Are you serious? No, we're being serious, bro. We are, bro. All right.

You know what? We are, bro. I'm a train like I got to fight anyway. There you go. You should. If you stay ready, you don't got to get ready. Period. Because Jake Paul might be like, let's fight right now.

You got two weeks to get ready. And I got to get ready. So I'll be getting ready now. So you start getting ready now. I think that's a great idea. Yes. I still think that if you fight Jake Paul, you will most,

most likely be out of the protection business. Yeah. I think. Listen, my whole life will be over. If I lose, I die. Oh, yeah, listen. Every single person you done gave a wedgy to, everybody, every person you done put do-do in their sneakers,

every guy you done pistol whip, every girl heart you done broke, they will be so happy to see you face down, ass up in the rank. I guarantee you they will. That would be so amazing. That'd be so amazing. What, you face down ass up? Listen, if that was to happen, that'd be really, really funny. And a lot of people actually probably will laugh.

But that's not going to happen. But if everybody start throwing lemons at you in the ring when you get knocked out. They better be drinking that shit so they go fall asleep. Fall asleep so you don't remember this shit. Let's pay some bills. It's crazy how we're glossing over the fact that Van just said he could beat wax. Oh, yeah, that's another thing. Van said he'd pick you apart, bro.

You know why Van says that? I'll tell you why. Because Van trains. There you go. Van trains all the time. That's his workout. He trains. And he knows he can't do nothing with me.

Wax, I think that you are underestimating people that are prepared and trained versus those who aren't. Listen, you're underestimating a fucking monster. You're not paying attention. You're really not paying attention. That's your fault. You know what? I ain't want to talk about him. I'm going to be honest with you.

Yo, his stomach. His stomach. We don't take him serious no more because he's stomach, bro. Can I tell you something, bro? What is it, Schultz? This is how Japan used to do Godzilla. Like, Japanese people like, yo, guys are that's trash? Like, he's just an alligator.

Like, he can't do nothing. Like, why are we even scared of that motherfucker? And then Godzilla every once in a while, we come around, start fucking shit up. So you put some respect on his name, bro. And that's what I don't want to do. I'm like, damn, you know, it hasn't been a while since y'all understood what time is. And I don't want nobody to try me.

Just stay out the way. That's street fighting. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no, no, hopefully nobody won't come up in box. Street fighting, undefeated, I got my money on, Wax. In the ring. You know, wax, in the ring, like, what's up? Most likely, most likely in the ring, you're taking a nap in the first round, bro.

Yeah, bro. You fight in Jake. Just make sure that when you fight Jake from, you know, Jake Paul, that you got Jake from State Farm's phone number. Because you're going to need some goddamn insurance, bro. Okay. All right. I'll take it.

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But a certain thing that they don't know what they got to do, they have to sit there and put this pen right here inside of here to open it up. Because a lot of people have been taking this off. That's not how you work this. You know what you're not supposed to take it off? No, you ain't supposed to take it off. You're supposed to have the pen and just put this pen straight down into it. I didn't know that.

I'd be taking mine off and drinking it straight up the bottle. I got a pen right there. You got a pen. You put it straight down into it. Easy on it, though. I didn't know that. This shit's going to be big in the summer. Oh, yes.

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How do it taste? I like it. I like it. It tastes good. I had a yesterday. Little Latin X will be sleeping 30 minutes. It definitely going to put you to sleep. It's one of the best things you ever takes, for real.

And it's going to put you to sleep, the best sleeps you ever had. Any anxiety of your girl got anxiety and stuff like that. Or even guys. Guys got anxiety too. Yes, I got anxiety. Yo, that shit is mad pussy, bro. Shut up. A guy got anxiety.

Like, what the fuck? You guys are 90s, bro. Yo, first of all, wax is full of shit. You had anxiety. Listen, by the way, wax has been going to therapy. Yes. Am I sure what he was supposed to? And wax has been talking to me about his anxiety.

He's just finding the language for what it is that he's feeling. He's scared of rats? Yes. Well, that's a phobia. You got a phobia. You actually got to probably go under for that. That's the P word. What's that?

The P's, um, P. Phobia? Yeah. What did you think phobia started with? Not with a P. This guy. Oh, shit, do? Yeah, that's crazy.

Damn, damn. All right, no doubt. That word. You said it was the P word. Yeah, but the PTSD thing that you be doing. Oh, PTSD. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You got PTSD.

That's post-traumatic stress. Yeah, also in May 9th. I'd be in Miami. Y'all still going to be in Miami and May 9th. Oh, you got to pull up, wax. Come on. Yeah, I'll be there from the 8th and the 9th. TK got another show out there, the improv.

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the first release from Black Privilege Publishing my book in print. Okay? So make sure you go check that out, baby, all right? That's what you do when you, not only are friends with a person, but you know when you're in business with a person. I saw Rick Ross say that shit. Rick Ross said, if you ain't repping my shit every single day, he said not sometime he said once a day is unacceptable to me and that's how i feel if you

partner with me you're in business with me i'm promoting your shit like it's my own because that's how i feel i'd be so happy for my people i'd be rooting for my people so hard when i see my people doing good things promote your shit like it's their own okay we're uh we're rooting for it too we just want the fucking thing to come out already you just promote 13 days baby i'm actually buy a book this be my first book i ever bought my life. Oh, really? I'm buying it.

Just to put it up. I'm going to get a bookshelf. Just put a bookshelf. Just start buying books. Yo, can we talk about, can we talk about the return of the goat? Can we talk about that? Can we have that conversation?

The most entertaining man on the internet? The Prince of Pan-Africanism? The Prince of Pan-Africanism? Bro, I'm talking about, I'm talking about Mr. Donations. I'm talking about Mr. For Good. Can we talk about the return to the breakfast club? We got the scrambled eggs, hold the bacon.

Talk to me. His fifth time. Fifth time. It's fifth time. Five-star general. That's right. Doctor we don't know of what? Umar Johnson.

He's a doctor of psychology. He's a doctor just like that book is out. he's really certified he is I've been proven though I looked it up he ain't certified but it don't matter it don't matter at all let's talk about it is

he's not he's not I've done it all and it makes it even more entertaining he is I mean there's no certification for him whatsoever I've looked it all up but it's okay it makes it even better he's Dr. Dre in it

he what? Dr. Dre he don't got a doctorate he don't? Taylor that was the worst ad lib that by far was the worst adlibs Dr. Dre? Yeah. What?

I'm saying how Dr. Some of our most successful doctors are not actually real doctors. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Sondon. Don't let not being a doctor stop you from being a doctor. So let's talk about it.

Dr. Umar is back. He's one of my favorite, he's one of my favorite entertainers. And he came through spitting bars again. Bars. Coming right after Diomi Osaka. Yeah, he was wrong about that, though. What was he wrong about? Well, because she can't rep Haiti.

She can't rep Haiti because it's just not possible. I think it's you have to rep the place where you were either born or have citizenship in. So I forgot when she was born, but I know I read an article where she denounced her U.S. citizenship in order to represent Japan a couple years ago. I could be saying that wrong. But I also, and Van actually told me this, her mom and dad, met at a school in Haiti. And that school in Haiti, they still fun now.

And plus, I don't, I don't watch tennis. I don't know anything about tennis. I always see Naomi being psychologically black, as Dr. Umar said. She's always standing up for black issues. Always standing up for black causes. She identifies as a black woman. She has a black boyfriend.

So he was, he was wrong about that. Oh, fuck. All right. Well, what else? What else did he say? Like, give me some other hot shit that he came through with. What about the interracial marriage or interracial dating? I just, I find that. You got the slippers. Oh, yeah, you got the

snow bunny slippers. Where was that? You know, I'm glad you brought that up because, you know, I don't care who you choose to love. You know what I mean? Even though I do love black love. I love seeing, I love seeing black families together, you know what I'm saying? I love seeing a black you know, father with a black mother

having black kids. I do, I love that. But I think that Dr. Umar said out loud what I think a lot. of communities stay amongst each other. Like, we can't act like that's not a thing. We can't act like, you know, Asians don't, they don't like to mix things. No. You know what I'm saying?

Dominicans and Puerto Ricans, they don't like to necessarily mix things. Right? So, like, Wax's girl hated him. I mean, her family hated Wax. Yeah. The Dominican. Mm. What I'm just saying?

Well, listen, all the races, anybody in house I went to, the father did not like me. This motherfucker was stumbling and threw that shit right on whack. Hot potato. You saw him do that shit, bro. Every potato would go outside. Oh, my dad. Like, why? Stamidians are racing.

So, you saw me? I was losing my handle. Pass the bar. Give it back. I got my handle back. I'm like, what the fuck? But I'm not, am I lying? No, no, you're not.

Especially about, like, Asian girls and stuff. Like, they follow with them. Wait, what the fuck are you doing with this guy? Absolutely. They may not say it out loud. Oh, I know. to talk to you, young lady in the kitchen, that's out loud. Yeah, and Dr. Umar's reasoning for it, I believe him when, and when he says it's not coming

from a place of bigotry, he says it's about business. And the way he breaks it down, all about business. That's what he said. He said marriage is an economic contract. Bro, whatever he says he's right. He's a doctor. He's a doctor. I'm not a doctor.

I can't tell him he's not right. He's a doctor, that shit. Let me ask you a question. How do you feel when you live? listen to Alex Jones. So entertaining, it's mind-boggling. So entertaining, it's mind-boggling. That's it. Oh, I love it. You know me. I'm a huge fan. And does, and Alex, Alex, I listen to Alex Jones. Alex says some things that are enlightening sometimes. Yo, you know what I mean? And go, go. Alex Jones is 80% right about everything. And 20% of time, he's really wrong. But 80% he'll say some crazy shit. He'll be like,

Yo, they're doing experiments to like mix human beings and monkeys. And then people are like, you're crazy. And later on in life. Later on in life, a few years later, you'd be like, guess what they're doing? They're doing experiments on monkeys. I saw in Florida they're releasing 12,000 genetically modified mosquitoes. For what? Like, why?

They said it, they said it control the insect population. So, yes, and by the way, it's some things Alex Jones says that I've read and behold the pale horse. So they're not even that crazy to me because I've read these things. before. If you read Behold the Pale Horse, you know Alex Jones is read Behold DePel Horse a couple of times. So, you know, and Dr. Umar is one of those people who I feel like he has a following. I really do think

he really cares about black people. He really cares about the liberation of black people. And, you know, he has people's ear. And I think it's certain things that he says that needs to be said. I think what he said about Joe Biden and the CBC needed to be saved. Yes. I think that needed. to be said. I think that, especially that day, because if I look at that day, I'm just talking about

that day when it came out, the interview came out on Monday. That day, he wasn't the only person talking about legislation and policy. Dr. Umar. McCarrey Sellers was on CNN talking about legislation and policy. Tedlin Figaro was talking about legislation and policy. Karen Bass was talking about the George Floyd Policist and how we get it passed and she's not settling

for no executive orders. And yada, like all of that was on Monday. But I feel like the universe don't make no mistakes. I feel like that conversation needed to be had and needed to be started. And Dr. Umar didn't start it, but he damn sure put a loud, god damn spark to it.

Yeah. Entertaining. He's very entertaining. I enjoyed it. Oh, he's, he's amazing. You know, what's really funny is it like,

he's so, he's like a guilty pleasure, I think of a lot of people. Like, because I had friends that told me that they watched certain parts of the interview. And I'm like, you even know who he,

how do you know who he is? And they'll just be like, they'll literally, there's like, yeah, dude, the guy's fucking hilarious. I just love watching it and it's just amazing.

Hey, the power of TikTok too, though. TikTok blue Dr. Umar to fuck up because those kids, those kids be online making videos of Dr. Umar. I asked him about that. I asked him, how does he feel being like,

you know, one of the internet's biggest sensations? And Dr. Umar said, he likes it because it's clearly helped to make his brain bigger. Right? But he hates it because he feels like, you know,

it could be diluting his message. It's a joke. You know what I mean? He don't want to be a joke. He wants to be taken serious. And I really think that, you know, those kids doing those videos on TikTok did blow him up. But more. Even though he already had a like a base on social media, that TikTok following took him to a different level, man.

Did you ask him about any of his like most famous quotes, like the the for good one? Because that one, I laughed at for good one straight. Remember the one who's like, some of these little motherfuckers got to go for good. Oh, no, I forgot about to help. We got to clean up our neighborhoods and it started with some of these little motherfuckers on the corner. Some of them going under the dirt for good.

I do remember that. I do remember that. Listen, do you know Dr. Umar did like, the interviews at like 1.4 million views. He did like 700,000 views in 12 hours. Oh, yeah, of course. Well, they see him coming. They're going.

It was, it's unbelievable. Like, and it just shows you the power the internet. That's literally the power of the internet. Dr. Umar is a brother that's been around for a long time. He's been putting out books for a long time. He's been raising donations for the school for a long time.

And before, I mean, before a breakfast club. You know what I'm saying? So, he's literally a person who's used social media to build who he is. He's used the platform of the YouTube's and Instagrams to build who he is.

I think that's incredible. Yeah, though. I really do. I think it's incredible. I think it's just a testament to like, he's like, he's like academics in a lot of ways. He is,

because that's his platform. He run, like certain people run no circuits. You ever seen, you've read the book American Gods? No, but you've talked about this. I saw the TV show, the TV shows on Stars now,

but, yo, there are people, there's a guy, character on their name, internet boy. There are people who literally run the internet. That's their platform. They have a base,

That is their go-to. It's not like, you know, you with a podcast or us with a podcast or with a radio show or TV. That is their platform. And they run that shit. So anything else they get on top of that foundation is super gravy. Like it's super gravy. They are literally the three little pigs, but they are the people building their house on bricks. Because they have a solid foundation.

That shit is not straw. That shit is not sticks. That shit is brick. that's it. You should have Dr. Umar and Flagon, too. I would love to. I would love to.

Oh my God. That would be amazing. Wow. Can we hook that up? I would love to. Dr. Umar and Flager too would be, I think it'd be great.

Tell me got a black fiancé. What we really need to do? Yes. Yeah, tell we got a black fiance. Oh, yeah. We're going to do that. We're going to do that. We need to have Alex Jones and Dr.

Umar on the same show. Yo. Whoa. We need to make the internet explode. Alex James, Dr. Umar, together. If you want to get computers peeing, that's how you motherfucking do it. If you want to get the internet netting, how can we make this happen? Yo, let's do it.

Let me make a couple phone calls. You make couple phone calls. Let's shut shit down. Bro, that would be incredible. We all take the week off that week. We use our feeds and put that podcast out. on our respective feeds. Dr. Umar Johnson,

Alex Jones, enjoy. What if we get them in the room together and they just become best fucking friends immediately? You know what's so interesting? I think they would. I think they would have a lot in common.

Yeah. I do. I really do. I think that because Alex, if you listen to Alex, Alex, Alice is different. Maybe I listen to a lot of Alex. I haven't listened to every stance Alex has.

Alex don't, Alex don't come off is a bigot to me. No, he's not at all. Like, at all. I don't hear it. I could be wrong. So please, guys, don't tweet me and send me clips. I haven't listened to every Alex Jones broadcast.

I don't know. I think he says a lot of wild, crazy shit. But his critique is mostly towards the government and these shadow governments and these powers that be that are oppressing all of us. Yes. You know what I mean? I don't know. I could be wrong. I've heard him talk about reparations

and what he thinks reparations should be. He believes in reparations. He has an idea of what reparations should come from. He shares the same views. Is somebody like Robert Smith that she come from the corporations who benefited from slavery? I don't know.

It would be interesting to hit him together. I would, I think we might have to set something up, Charla. He might have to. Let's get into some shit you won't care about next week. Did you see what Steve Harvey said? This is very interesting. This might could even be a deep dive. Steve Harvey on men and women not being able to be friends.

Did you hear this? What did he say? You should let him hear it, Taylor. Can you hear it? Oh, no, no. Like, I don't have any female friends. Like, he said that, right? Yeah.

Well, my friends are men. I don't have female friends. I don't. I'm incapable of that. Why? What do you mean? Well, because, you know, come on. Because you have a wife.

Well, I have a wife, and I don't really have female friends because, look. Okay. Let's get rid of this myth right here. Okay, I'm going to tell you this. Let's get rid of this right there. You're an attractive woman. There are some guys somewhere saying, yeah, we're friends. No, that's not true. He's your friend only because you have made it absolutely clear that nothing else is happening except this friendship we have.

We remain your friends in hopes that one day there'll be a crack in the door, a chink in the armor. And trust and believe that guy that you think is just your best. he will slide in that crack the moment he gets the out of him. And you think those men think this way? 99.9% of us think that way. What do you think, Charlotte? I love, I love, I love Steve Harvey.

That's my guy. I disagree with him. I think that is a very young way of thinking. I think that's a very immature way of thinking. I think that when, you know, I was a child, you know, that was my mind. You know what I mean? Because, you know, you always heard, oh, you got to be friends before you can be lovers.

So, you know, you might befriend some women. And in the back of your mind, you're thinking, like, I'm going to smash. But I think that even when you get older. And it's not even, now I take that back. Even when I'm younger, it's just women you want to sleep with. And there's some women that you just know y'all cool. Like my whole life, I've had nothing. I've had more women friends than guy friends.

I like being around women. You know why? Because my dad would always say, why do you want to be around a bunch of hard legs? You be around a bunch of guys all the time. All you're going to do is end up. getting in trouble. So when that started happening to me, I'm like, oh, my pops is right. And when it comes to just like people gravitating towards you, if you're the guy that's with five or six women, everybody wants to know what's up with you. Everybody wants to gravitate

towards you because you got the women, even when I used to throw parties and stuff. I want more girls in the party than I do guys. That's why you let ladies in free before 11 or you give ladies two drinks for the price of one, whatever it is. You do things that have women around. So I've always loved to be around more women than guys. So for me, it's like it's never been a thing for me to have a bunch of women friends. I got a bunch of women friends now. But it's women that some women in my life I've seen and I'm like, oh, I know I want to sleep with her. There's some women I've seen and the energy is just, no, that's just the homie.

That's my sister. That person will not be your friend. That person that you sit there, she might be cool as hell, but you might look at her and be like, damn, I want to smash her. She cannot be your friend. That's what Steve is saying. Yeah, but even with girls, right? There's girls that I've slept with

and I shouldn't have. I'm like, damn, I fuck the friendship. Now, we back cool now, but we could never be cool like we're going to hang out. You know what I'm saying? You're going to come to the house. You know what I mean?

You're going to. Exactly. We go on vacation with the family. I can't do that type of stuff with them. You know what I mean? But it's like, no, I got plenty of home girl. I got so many sister friends that it's ridiculous. Yeah, but

Steve was saying, look what he said at the end. He said, listen, if one of them girls sit there, she said, try your guy. See, I'm going to give you some pussy and see what the guy say. That guy might jump on it. Man, man. I mean, I got a bunch of girls. I call my sisters, a bunch of women. I call my nieces.

All right, let me try. I don't feel that way. I really don't. You want to give this a try? What are we talking about it? What did you say, Alex? What? You don't like black girls. What did you say?

We can't hear you, Alex. I can hear him. No, what is she talking about? I said, I'm trying. I give Alex a better opportunity. Alex, would you fuck Weezy if Weezy tried to fuck you? Never. He's lying.

I swear to God. Why is he lying? I don't believe it. No, I believe him. No. I genuinely. Why? He probably got like a sisterhood.

You grow to like somebody be a sisterhood. You be like, You want to protect her more than you want to have sex with it. Yeah. Maybe first time. But is that because. Here's something, though. Here's something, though.

Let's have this. I don't think that Steve hit this part. And I think this is a little bit easier for guys to digest, which is like, talk to me. I think we should, like, I think all of us should be able to have female friends. Like, I think that's 100%. I think we all do have female friends. And I think that's completely works. You have been attractive.

Now, that being said, my girl don't need male friends. The fuck you need male friends for. Not one. Why do you need male friends? Why do you think that? I'm your male friend. I'm your male friend. Why you need other,

you're going to hang out with some dude who's also straight? If you, she could have gay straight friends and why are you hanging out who's just straight dudes for some reason? That's weird.

Well, listen, what if, what if the girls, what if the guy was her friend before she met you? Then that stops. Before you came in the picture. That stops now.

No. No, it does. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Are y'all going to talk about us having sex? Are y'all going to talk about us doing things? No,

we could talk about other shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not saying you can't have like work friends or colleagues and that shit, but you're not about to go to brunch with a motherfucker. You're not about to say, no, I'm busy today. I'm going to brunch with Todd. Nah.

Well, think about, like, listen, a lot of my, a lot of my sister friends, they have boyfriends, but I've been around. I've been here. You know what I'm saying? So it's just like, that's my brother. What's your insecurity? Y'all think, like, I'll take it. What's your, no, what's the insuff?

security with your girl having... Because he's trying to fuck my girl! Yeah, but girls used to lie and say they was only going out to brunch or only going to yoga class and they was meeting me around the corner. So I just... That's my... But you weren't that girl's friend though.

You were that girl's fuck buddy. Exactly. You weren't that girl's brother. Exactly. I understand that. What girl did you fuck that used to call you brother? Jesus. So, hold on. Let me ask you a question.

Let me ask you a question. You're friends with AJ, right? So you're not going to go to lunch with Harry? Yeah, that's different. No, it's not. That's what we're saying. That's family, for real. That's family.

That's family. That's what I'm saying. You got to look at it like that. Yeah, but how he's saying it, but so. But my, am I going to be okay with it? No, just because it's another girl. That's not great.

But that's not, exactly. That's not okay. I'm the same way. So if she's telling me like, yo, I'm about to go out with a dude and go to lunch. Yo, you can have acquaintances. You can have acquaintances, but not like,

not like friend. Like, you're not going to make an, also, okay, let's say you're grandfathered in. That's fine. You're not going to make a new friend. You're going to make a new friend? What the fuck is that about? No, new friend.

It's funny. What are you doing for you to make him a new friend? I'll quit you. But that's my point. People that are grandfathered in, you got to respect that. All right, fine. We can respect grandfather then. Slow it down.

But I still need to know, like, I need to know the history of that relationship. I need to know his intentions. I need to know what's going on because I'm not going to let my girl walk into the fire. It could be a booby trap. All day. Just waiting for us to argue. That's right. Now, let me ask you a question, Andrew.

Whitney Cummings tries to throw that box at you. Yeah. Do you take it? No. Why? Because I'm fiancéed. I love my fiance. I don't want to have sex with me.

So if you didn't have a fiancé, because I see Whitney calls you her brother. Whitney said that's my brother Andrew Shope. I see her say it all the time. Luther Whitney, by the way. Do you take that box without a fiancé? No, no, because I've been friends with Whitney before. I had a girl and I didn't do anything back then.

That's my point. And guess what? I bet you would invite Whitney to the house with your girl. Yes, I would invite Whitney to the house and the girl. I would even go out to lunch with Whitney. Hang out with Whitney. That's totally fine. I can do that. I have something that I can do that. I have some I can do that too, but it's something that you just can't do that and your girl not going to lie. She's going to look at the girl and be like, no, she's not gone.

Yeah, but those are my friends. Like, we know guys will say anything. A motherfucker will pretend he's gay half near just so he could be near your girl so he could try to fuck. So why do you think girls not going to lie? You're like, oh, that's my brother. We never messed around and they did. Say what?

Can I tell you all a secret? Ouch. You know how my girl used to catch me? How? Because she said to me one day, she said you have certain women in your life that I know you've known for a long time, but I've never met them. Ooh.

Yeah. Everybody else I've known for a long time. My sister's friends, you know what I mean? Yeah, they come around. She knows their grandfathered in. So I've been with my girl since 98, so she know them. They're our friends. It don't matter who, Alicia Renee.

Exactly. And in some cases, they're closer with my wife than me. Like, you know, Lisa Renee was our neighbor. Like, that's, they super tight. Like, I'm just saying all. And a heartbeat. And when I say in a heartbeat, let me be out and there's too many girls. That's happened.

We in L.A. You got to go. Wife, you ain't with me. Too many girls in my face. Excuse me. Excuse me. Do you know he's married? Yes.

You know what I mean? Tiffany Hattes coming. Taping. Excuse me. You know he's married? That type of shit happens. Hey, you know. Okay.

I didn't even think about it. I didn't even think about the fact that you have never met anybody. I'm fucking. Of course you wouldn't. Of course you. But you know that they, you know these people who have been around for a long time. We tell on ourselves and don't even know it.

Yeah, but that'd be disrespectful if you introduce her to the people you were fucking. That's like a whole other level of disrespect. I mean, because of a girl do that to me. That's kind of really leaving you. Right? Like, you can't be introducing your wife to the girls. You're fucking, that's crazy.

I mean, it is disrespectful, but I mean, sneaking around is cheating. You know what I mean? Yeah, so don't double down. I would never double down. I would never do that. But hey, man. Don't let them see each other. I'm with you.

I'm with you. Also, I'll say this. There's another level of disrespect if it's like the opposite sex is hating on you to your girl. Like, if it's one thing, if your girl's girlfriends are going, like, I don't like that he does this, this, that, the other, da, da, da, da. But like, some dude who's straight as well is telling your girl, nah, he's not right for you, that's a fight.

I'm beating the shit out of him. That's a fight. So, let's avoid that. Get out the way. And plus, I'm older. You've done that. What is he done? I told you.

I've talked to you about some stuff. You'll tell me. He's grandfathered in. Exactly. Am I trying to smash? I'm not trying to do nothing. That's grandfather. They tell you that.

They try to smash. I don't know. Maybe I've been, I don't know. Maybe it's just me and my faithful black male. And I saw people on YouTube because we was having this conversation on breast code. They was like, Charlie, man, you've cheated before. Yada y'allie, what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

That has nothing to do with nothing. Like, I don't even know why they randomly threw that out there. Like, yes, I have sister friends. Those are women that I've met in my life who, me and them, that's my partner. Like, I just knew that's going to be my, that's my peoples. Yeah. And that's my homie. And then there's other people in my life that I met that in my mind.

I'm like, oh, I want to hit. But that's my mindset. My mindset is that automatically. Oh, I want to hit. R is just a connection. By the way, it's very arrogant for men to just be looking at a girl and be like, I'm going to fuck that. How you know?

That's not arrogant. He might say I want to. I want to. I want to. I want to. It's different than I am. You know what I mean? Yeah.

You know, if she, if she, I fuck you, you want to say, I'm going to fuck that. I'm saying? Before you be like, yeah, I want to fuck. And then she, I fuck you, act like she won't give you some rhythm. You'd like, oh, yeah, I'm going to fuck that. And I think we all know the difference, right? Even if it's a beautiful woman, even if it's a beautiful woman, you know the difference between you and a person connecting on an energetic level,

a spiritual level, as opposed to connecting on the sexual level. Yeah, we're going to end up doing something. I think we all know that. It's still some people you'd be like, ah, just let me stay away. I don't feel that way. Yeah, I mean, back in the day, I just, you know, certain people, I just like, if she tried me, I'm being in trouble, but I'm happy she's not. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Get the fuck away from me. Stay, keep it this if we can. Yeah. And thank you all you did. Can you have a sister wife that you used to fuck, but you no longer fuck anymore? Yeah, can you? I have that.

A sister wife. A sister home girl, I mean, like, sister friend. Sister friend. Like, I don't think, I don't want to hang around with any dude that smash my girl, and I don't think my girl wants to hang around with any girl. Girl that I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that though. No way.

You gotta be like fucked up with some shit like that, but I definitely never bring nobody around. That's like ultimate disrespect. And by the way, I say that all the time. I've said that. I've said that like maybe waxing somebody, but it's like, damn, I wish I never slept with her. You know what I'm saying? I said that all the time. Because I'm like, I wish she was just like a partner.

Like she was cool. Like, you know what I mean? Like, you know what I can't just, I can't just reach out and, you know, bounce some things off her or whatever. it is or get her feedback on something because that is disrespectful because you wouldn't want your woman communicating with a guy that she used to fucking you can't none of us can explain that

you're sitting there looking stupid yeah you can't smack to everything like just take it and you can't even explain it I think if you fuck though and it and there was no emotion behind it was just like a fun look at the situation and then it stopped and everybody's cool like I don't think you need to tell your significant

other about that if you guys aren't close close with that person Just still don't let them meet. Just stay out the way. And you probably already got caught. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, girls know a whole lot more than me know.

Let me ask you. Because y'all was talking about grandfather-in in your group. What is, you know, he's grandfathered in the guy. No. No. See, why? Tell her, cut it out. Andrew, what did you met?

You need to cut that shit out. What have you met her at like a friend's event, right? No. I got to do what showtell. I got to, I got to quiz them. I got to know what's happening. What's happening? You never see the naked?

Y'all ever, like, there's a lot. Yeah. Ever flirted? That's what you're going to say at a friend's event? Yeah, I figure out what's going on. You know what's up. No, no, no, y'all not dating yet. That's what I'm saying.

You met her there. And then y'all end up getting queens or everything else. You meet all her friends and stuff. And then y'all end up dating. And guys. And guys, don't ever walk up if you're a grandfathered in, and you know, your home girl gets the new dude. Don't ever go up to that dude and be like,

hey man you know we ain't never fucking nothing we ain't never like what they do exactly that's my point that's why I just told them don't do it you know what I mean because some dudes be reading the situation wrong because of their own insecurity so they think that this is something the guy is thinking about they go up to

the guy and they tell the guy like drunk the guy yeah I you know it's my homie that's like my sister bro we used to sleep in the same bed together stupid shit hey like dumb shit like what like no like okay I'm only smashing her for now one that's it's not my shit

already. Wait, so what, what's the answer? The answer to what? What happened? I mean, there's no answer. I guess it's different strokes for different folks. I mean, personally, I have a lot of sister friends, but my sister friends are all friends with my wife.

Like I said earlier, some of them are closer to my wife than me in a lot of cases. That's how you got to do it. That's it. That's it. For waxing and shows, do you mind if your girl hugs another guy, like one of their friends? It's all, like. Yeah, you can like socialize like a human being. Yeah, take it easy.

You don't need to be like going out on day. with one of your friends. Yeah, so. I'll give you everything. Let's do some, let's do some asking an idiot. Let's do it. Wait, wait, wait.

You're not done with other stuff. I think we are. You don't care about the Kim Kay and Van Jones. You had a good. And Joe's and Kim Kay. Yeah. Kim Kaye, I don't even know if that's true. I know, but you had a good joke with it.

Who wins? Kanye or Van, who wins in a fight between Van Jones and Kanye? Yeezy, baby. Yeah, all day. I thought I had to think about it. Don't Van Jones wear glasses? Easy out here.

Yeah. What? Who wins in the fight shows? Van Jones or Kanye West. Van. Van. Without a doubt, Van. You think so? 100%.

Yeah. Easy's fat. He's short. Like, yeah, he's not winning any fight. There's no way. There's no way. Hey, by the way, I love Kanye West sneakers, by the way. You see I'm wearing the 700s right now.

Are those Kanye sneakers? Yes. These are Kanye. Let me tell you some about Kanye West sneakers. Yeah. Because I get a lot of Yeezysys, right? Yeezis and Pumas are my favorite sneakers. Slu-to-Yizi.

Yezzy sends me a lot of sneakers, right? Puma sends me a lot of sneakers too, though. But Kanye's sneakers always look weird when you see them in a picture. Mm-hmm. And then you see him in person, and then you like, them shit is kind of dope.

Mm-hmm. And then when you wear them, this is what Kanye's killing a lot of people. It's the same reason I wear Pumas. They look good. I'm 42, bro. I get my corns shaved on my left pinky toe and right pinky toe once a year.

I need to be comfortable. These shit are so fucking comfortable. Yeah. That's where Yeezy wins. Yeezy wins because when you see them in a picture, they don't look all crazy. They be like, eh, but then when you see them in person, you're like, I'm shit kind of dope. And then when you put them on, whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Oh, my God, man. Like, I'm wiggling my toes in these shit. You should really feel like I got on sandals. And what's weird about it is I've tried the Yeezy slides. The Yeezy slides ain't comfortable. Really?

They look hard. They're hard as fuck. They're not comfortable, but the sneakers. They look cool. I like this one. Man, man, comfortability. Comfortability. All right, let's do Tyrese shaves new girl, pubic hair.

That's just weird. I don't know. Tyrese. Y'all want to do that for your girl? Like, when she was pregnant, you all didn't shave her? Yeah, I would shave my girl. You did? But I wouldn't shave my new girl who I just got with, you know.

Was she pregnant? No. I'm not shaving my girl's pubic care. Fuck no. I'm not shaving my girl's pubic care. Why? Does she not have arms? If she needs you, that's what I'm saying.

If she needs you, yeah, but you know. Why would she need me to do that? What happened to her that she can't shave her own pubic care? Like, just shave your own pubicare. I don't know. Like, but Tyree, you know he likes clout. Yeah, certainly. Yeah, I mean, the thing about the Tyrese thing that's so interesting is Tyrese just got a divorce.

Tyrese was, you know, depressed about, you know, not being with his wife anymore. And he popped up with the new young lady, which is cool. You know what I'm saying? You separated. You got to move on. Nothing wrong with that. But I just. You know, Tyrese is an OG,

and I just feel like he's doing too much on Instagram. That's all. You know what I mean? I actually meant to hit Tyrese. I'm going to hit him this week. It's just like, you're doing too much. You're not one of these young boys, man. You don't got to do all that.

Like, who you're trying to make jealous? You're trying to piss off your ex or something, like, leaving alone. Yeah, it's like you look. Tyrese is my guy, and I mean this with the utmost respect. It just looks corny. That's all. I know somebody is like same thing, bro.

Being corny, bro. Who is it? Nah, somebody. You're going to throw him 30 like that. But you definitely need a. Next one, if he's talking up, I'm going to call him out. Call him out. Stop being corny, man.

She don't care. She don't care? She don't care. All right, let's do some asking idiots, man. You don't care about the Flintstones? Yo, Taylor, if you don't start these fucking questions. I'm trying to give you some more to talk about. Just start the questions.

We don't care about the Flintstones. Taylor, you are. Taylor's such a nasty. How? Taylor thinks everything is about her. Respect your friends, yo. Respect your friends Stop your friends

Stop stop Stop doing things And acting like Where the problem Okay That's what you're doing right now You're doing things to your friends And then acting like where the problem

She ain't got no respect It's disgusting It's really disgusting No respect All right So Topaz wants to know If you guys were a different race

Do you think y'all Will move differently Or the same Duh Damn Topez That's a stupid question Yeah That's a dumb

Like, my God, Topaz. I want to know what racist Topaz. Was that a computer-generated question? No human could possibly say that shit. If I was white, I act like Shultz. The Shost is black. He act like me. But how does he act, though?

Because Shultz isn't like... I'm like more privileged than I do. A lot of things Shultz can do, I cannot do. So does. Do you use your privilege like that for real? What? I always use my privilege for powers of good. Yes, he does.

Andrew Shultz uses privilege? Andrew. Have you met him? No, I know, but I'm saying, like, do you, you act out when you know you can? Like, that's, that's who you are? He's Andrew Shosh. No, when I'm saying, stop what I'm saying. Andrew acting out shows.

We need to call him Ayo. Acting out. That's what Shoch does. What are you talking about? What do you mean? Have you met him? Andrew, there's one day, listen, one thing about Andrew, he's consistent. And that's why when anybody.

tells me anything about Andrew. I'm like, that's Andrew. You know what I'm saying? It don't matter. It could be 10 years ago whenever, and people say the same thing. He's cocky. You know what I mean?

Yo, I talk people all the time. Yo, why people want you to be insecure so bad? I never understood that shit. I'm with you. Yeah, you're right. I'll never forget. I laugh my ass off. I come in a meeting.

I come in a meeting at MTV, too. I think this was like the first or second season of Uncommon Sense. And I'm in there with my man, Paul, and Darren. And they were like, Yeah, Andrew was here earlier this week. I said, word. He was like, yeah, yeah, he's down to be on the show, whatever, whatever.

And he was like, Andrew sat down and Andrew said, y'all motherfuckers want to win Emmys or what? He didn't say it, he didn't say it like, do y'all motherfuckers want to win Emmys or what? Like, no, do y'all motherfuckers want to win Emmys or not? Because if you're not listening to what the fuck I'm saying, you're not winning no goddamn Emmys. I wouldn't expect nothing else. I wouldn't expect nothing else from Andrew. That's Schultz. Hey, bro.

Hey, bro. I was right, though. We didn't win no Emmys. Yeah. They didn't want to do it. They didn't want to win no Emmys. And now neither of them are working for the fucking MTV anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Darren, I'll put to my guys. Peace.

Me and Darren got something. Me and Darren got something that we'll be in nothing. Let's go, Byrne, unit. No, I fuck from both of them, man. Yeah, like, those are my guys. But, yeah, I look. And look, I understand, like, what it is to make those decisions and have that responsibility. You know, a young fucking cocky kid comes in the room.

So I'm talking to some shit. understand you want to just tell them to shut the fuck up. I get that. I totally get that. But I did have a fire idea for us, man. I had a fire idea for us. We would just own a night of the week. That's right. It would have been really cool, but it is what it is. But you know what, though? I realized something. I realized that we've always been so free with it, right? And we all, we all, I'm not going to say we got it fast because we didn't get it fast we got it we were supposed to get it you know what i'm saying but we were just we were we were we were freer than tv was allowing us to be at that time yeah you know what i'm saying so it's almost like

andrew got game shala got game duval got game pete got game all these people got game but it's like when you come over here we have to play in this system yep and when we got when we got to the point where they started giving us our own shows shows shouts had two shows shows shows had uh jobs that don't suck and there was another one you hosted on that dating show the dating show the day dating show. And, you know, I had Charlemagne and friends. I had Uncommon Sense. A few, you know, I had uncommon sense for three seasons.

So it's like, we wanted to do things our way because we're on social media. We're on the podcast. We know what's moving things out here. We know what works. Yeah. Basically. They were, this, this, and I'm not just

speaking about those two, Paul and Darren, because, you know, they, they wanted to do a lot of different things. They just couldn't within that system. Yeah. And now that system is like, fuck it, we got to do things their way. Yeah. And that's just with all creatives and all talent, because if they don't allow the creators and the talent to do things their way, what the fuck do the creators and the talent

need to be on TV for? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? The creators and the talents are out here smoking on their own. Yeah. What do you need to be on TV for? So it's like, maybe I should listen to the creators and I should listen to the talent. And it's just interesting watching the game 10 years later and how much they'll

the landscape of everything is fucking changed, man. Yeah, there's a, uh, it is funny, man, to see it changed because usually the only time that like networks and stuff are willing to risk it is when they're making insane amounts of money or when they're making nothing. Like when there's desperation or exuberance, you know? And, uh, we were caught in the middle because we were killing it with guy code, you know, and like then while now it came in was killing it. So they were doing really well for the size of the network.

So maybe it was harder for them to take huge risks because they were like, well, we don't want to risk what we got. We got a good thing going on over here. And maybe you and I came from a place where it's just like, bet it all. Put it all on black, put it all on red. Let's fucking risk the whole thing and see what happens. And yeah, it is what it is. And to another point, not only the network isn't willing to risk it all.

Talent at some points isn't willing to risk it all. when you're new to something, right? Like when you first get into a space, you're like, okay, I'm in the TV world. I want to stay here. That's why we listen to the executive. That's why we allow ourselves to conform. That's why we be like, okay, well, hey, they have been doing TV for a long time. I do want this to work.

Maybe I should try it this way. But that way stifles the talent. You know what I mean? Because it's one thing if you're taking what the talent does and you know, you're adding a system around it and you're maximizing that talent, you know, talent. But when you're just a part of a system and you're doing what the system wants you to do and not playing your own game,

nah, the rest of people are disaster. It's not going to work. The rest of the people's disaster. The beauty of shit now is that the talent is the talent don't give a fuck because the talent doesn't need it. So the talent is like, this is how we're going to do it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Simple as that. I think the most liberating part of the internet for me was I got to prove, like I always got to prove, I always got to prove I was right. Like before that I'd have to go into these meetings and I have to find different ways to convince the decision makers to make what I thought

was the right decision. And I understood their trepidation because a lot of the ideas that I might have come with were completely new and novel and there's no proof that they would work at all. And I bet you there's a lot of execs that I had meetings with their conversations with and they wish they would have trusted me

because the second I was able to go out on my own, I go put my stand-up out, seven-figures stand-up deal. go make this, you know, rant show with my guys and then all of a sudden seven-figure Netflix deal. Like, we just keep on creating and then cashing in, creating cashing in. So it is what it is, man. It's one of those things where, like, eventually you cash in enough where you can't just go into a meeting and they're just going to go, fine, whatever you guys want to do, do it. Like, that was Netflix. Literally, we just said, we want to do it like this.

They were like, here's the check. Have fun. Bro, you are not lying. And it is the most liberating. feeling in the world. And when people trust you, when you can walk in the room and say, yo, this person is going to work

and they trust you. Which is another reason I bust my ass when you partner with me because I like to be right. And we need these things to win so we can keep bringing in more people, more people, more talent, more new voices.

What else we got, Taylor? So for Wax This is like two questions In one I feel like The Livid Impala wants to know Who would Wax not want to meet in the ring? Oh, I know that's amazing that And handsomely educated

What's to know is Wax willing to cut his dreds off If he loses his fright to Jake Paul Yes Whoa I was willing to do that Jake Paul You gotta do you Please

Who would I not want to see in the ring? Ike No, it'd be my mom Oh my god I can't hit a bat You are annoying There's real shit because you got to understand I played D line

You know what I'm saying I played D-N I also went all I always seen 6-8 6-6-9 400-pound dudes that I destroyed So you're looking at somebody Who size don't mean

Nothing to me at all Somebody aggressive I feel like I could I could match anybody aggressive Why do you think I'd be afraid To go in the ring with somebody Only first I'm afraid of is my mom Listen you don't have

I'm nobody. We never said that you'd be afraid. We just say once you're getting there, Jake Paul going to do you dirty. Read the first one. Who you not want to meet in the ring? That doesn't do you're afraid, though. I don't. What are you talking about?

You can have all the confidence still fighting Mike, though. Your mom is a good answer, though. Yeah, your mom's a good answer, dude. I can't do nothing. I think you'd be scared of Ike, too, though. That's my brother. Big brother, Big Ike. Yeah, Big Ike's not to be played with, bro.

Big Ike ain't no fucking joke. He's not to be played with, bro. Wax know that. Wax don't even want to say nothing too crazy. I could show up today. Like, oh, why? You think Big Brother than lost it a little bit? Listen, God.

He's got to respect your others for years. You've got to know how anybody get down. And he's ready. He's just like me. One of my younger ones... I can't play. Yeah, one of my younger ones, like, Yo, let's play around.

My brother's like, yo, let's buy him. What you're talking about? Before you get out your mouth, I'm up. The only difference is that he's not going to let Jake Paul beat him. Ooh. So I... You say, I could take Jake Paul. I could take Jake Paul, though.

I probably could be Jake Paul. I probably could. Yeah, yeah, I could probably be Jake. Yeah, but I'm not, I'm not worrying about it. My mama and I would definitely be willing to do that if I. Jake, the stakes have just been raised. Wax is willing to cut his dreads. Yo, Jake Paul, imagine you beating wax, him cutting his dreads

in the Instagram picture. Are you holding waxes his dreads in both hands? Imagine that Instagram picture, Jake. Do it for the grand. Hey, Jake. Come on, Drake, Jake. If I beat him up, it's like, it's nothing. Anybody going to expect it?

I expect it. Nobody expects it. What if he beat you? He means so much if he beat me up. What if he beat you? You got to cut your dreds. And then he sells your dreds to Justin Bieber, and Justin Bieber wears him. Yes.

Fire. Come on, Jake, Paul. Jake, you got to do this, Jake. All right? Come on. The stakes have just been raised. You know, Justin Bieber will be happy. as hell too, because this is a lot of lymph, bro.

But can he put this? Pause. You know, what did you say? Jesus. He took that baby, baby, baby shit too far. Peaches. He got black hair? He got black hair?

Who? Justin? I don't know what his pubes look like, bro. He got a pew. You know, right? This guy just said, Justin would love this lame. He said, Justin would love this lame.

It's got a wild boy A wild-time boy All right Give us one more, Taylor Okay Poorish stories Wants to know If men got pregnant

Would the world be more or less populated? I'm probably about the same Your men are horrors Yeah, probably about the same They'd be pregnant all over Yeah, girls would be nothing in us by accident You know what I mean Nothing in us on purpose

And they get away with everything too. So imagine if this thing, like, the shit was still the way it is, the way women get away with everything, and they get the smash guys, get them pregnant, and the guy just got to be out there. No child support, nothing. Yeah. It's fucked up. It'd be about the same, because it would

just be on the woman. It'd be just as many people having sex, and, you know, some guys would get pregnant. That's all. But if we still had to, if we still had to provide for the baby and provide for the woman, and we still had those responsibilities, but we also got pregnant, we would all be on birth control

100% that would be no mistakes. You know what I mean? Like, we would be so safe. We'd be doing the whole thing. Like, we'd pull out five strokes before. We would be on point with it. Two condoms.

Like, yes. Hold on. The man got to get fucking too then. No, we're not getting fucked. We still doing the fucking. It just goes, yeah. I don't know. Huh?

Maybe. I mean, the only thing I would think is, like, y'all got to trade private parts. Nah. No, no, no. We fuck. And then the egg shoots inside. side of our dickhole.

Yeah, there we go. Yeah, it got me something like, but we got, y'all got me a guss nut. That's the hard. So it probably less because if we had to make you nut, there'd be no people on earth.

Yes. You said what? You know what's crazy? If we had to make you orgasm in order to have a kid, there'd be no people on earth. Exactly. That's what I mean.

Exactly. You got to figure it out. You know what they like? They like the shower head. So you know we've got to get that for them. Oh, yeah. We just let you sit there with the shower head until we're ready.

So what's the thing about the nut? Then we put it in. You know the showerhead's called? You got to get a certain one, duh. You don't get this regular showerhead. Yeah, but I don't want no water. Like, water's not going to make me... I don't know.

I'm a fiancé. I just do use vibrators. What? I was on the phone. That's the first thing I come back to. I just use vibrated. Slued to my sister friend, Kendra G. You know what I mean?

That's another sister friend, right? You know, she does radio on WGCI in Chicago. Me and Kendra... I met Kenra. Kendra back in like 06-07 in L.A. randomly. Like, it was so random because I've never been beat for shit like the Grammys and stuff. So I had some Grammys tickets and I just randomly, I don't even remember where we met. She probably do.

And she was like, man, I want to go to the Grammys and I was like, I got tickets. And she was like, you got Grammys tickets? I was like, I said, you want them? And I gave them to it. And we've been super cool. I said we ended up working together. We worked together in Philadelphia. I used to work.

At 100.0. At Radio 1? Yeah, Radio 1. Did we cross past? I don't know. They fired me after seven months, so I wasn't there long. I may be six, six to seven months. I don't know. Why are you so crazy?

What? What did I just do? What happened? I used to intern there. What happened? I don't know. I'm just going to say nothing. Go ahead. I don't know what the fuck just happened. I don't know either. That's not like what? Feels like something incriminating just when it does.

No, because she lived next to Kobe for years. And then now she worked with you. There's no way you worked with me. I didn't say I didn't. I didn't even put two or two years. Time out. I said, did we cross paths as in like to see in the hallway? Relax.

Tell, you're 29 years old. He's working with you. I was working there in 2009. I didn't know when you left. So that's what I'm saying. I know I interned it. Relax, yo. Relax.

How old were you in 2009? 34? I'm 14. You were 14, Taylor. I didn't hear you say, excuse me. I said, I did not know when you left. Like, damn. Even if he was there for 10.

You know, you're talking about. Taylor. Taylor. He's been in breakfast club for like a day. You work with Kendra? You didn't work with Kendri either. Yes, I did. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

Like, the fuck. Thank you for bringing up that. Y'all realize that I don't bring it up, though, right? Y'all do. What? You want Kobe? I realize that you're envied, so thank you. Nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining.

The lie is, Taylor used to live next to Kobe. There's not no lie. Yeah, okay. We'll run with it. God bless you day. Jay. Hate a haters. We salute to Kobe's family.

Always than in Kobe's family healing energy, you know. Did Kobe ever see you run? Taylor. I met him when I was a baby, y'all. Like, I was five years old. I never said I was 14 or nothing. How do you know it was Kobe? Not just some other kid.

Exactly. That was tall and played basketball. Y'all are haters, yo. His name was Kobe. Y'all are haters. It was Kobe. Kobe Brunston used to live next to you. And they told you for some reason you think it's Kobe Bryant just for this low of Mary.

You never met Kobe. Never met Kobe. Her mom even told me that. Her mom was like that. Her mom actually, this is what her mom said. Her mom said, I knew Kobe.

But she never met her. She didn't know him. You're such a lying. And then she bought in some picture with some little boy and Kobe and told us it was her because you know when kids are young, you can't really tell a difference.

You know what the life? They all short and chubby so you don't know. How old was a little boy in that picture? But he is so rude, man. First of all, my brother. Exactly. Exactly. So whoever that young man was, she said was her brother, but it wasn't her.

What? The picture of you and Kobe? I have the picture right here. There's no way. Okay. Hey, before we go, salute the Weezy too, man. Salute the Weasie. Weezy's new show, sex sales.

When does sex sales start, Alex? June 7th. It's going to be on Fuse TV. What's the night? And I think it's Monday night. I think so, yeah, Monday. Yep. I don't remember the time, but it's Monday night, June 7th on Fuse TV.

11 p.m? Yep. 11 p.m. I'm on one episode. I'm on the episode. I don't know if she wants me to say, so I won't say. But I'm on one of the episodes. Salute the Weezy.

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