The Brilliant Idiots - Cereal Smasher

Episode Date: August 12, 2021

This week on the podcast Charlamagne, Andrew, and Wax discuss Covid-19 vaccine, Woman suing McDonalds for making her break Lent, breastfeeding, we answer some Reddit Ask An Idiots, and more!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What's up? We are recording this. Should we tell them that we're recording this on a Monday? Yeah, that's time. Yeah, we're recording this on a Monday because, you know, Andrew Schultz is back on the road, baby. You know what I mean? What's the name of this tour?

The infamous tour. The infamous tour. Yes. You know, paying homage to Mobb Dee. Yes, of course. Are you? I just, you, not at all. But you should own that.

You should own it. You're from New York. New York might be back, baby. That's exactly why I did it. If King's Disease 2 gets the number one album after the verses we saw last week and the, the acquisitions, the Knicks did. New York is back, huh? New York is back, huh?

No, Nick's fucked y'all up. Say what? The Knicks? No, the Knicks going to be good. The Knicks might be all right. Nick's going to be a right. Bro, I got so gassed up, man. Talk to me.

Talk to me. I get this email, right? from MSG. Madison Square Garden? Yeah. Okay. I just email on the guys like, he goes, hey, what's up?

I work for the ticking department at Madison Square Garden. I just want to contact you, say what's up, and introduce myself, see anything I can help you out over here, give me a call back or message back, whatever. I forget to message them back. What? I get another email. Hey, just following up. I'm like, oh, they want me courtside.

They can't wait to have me courts. I tell Al, I go, Al. Al, we made it, bro. We go on court side. I already imagined me and Allison court side. I told my girl about it. You would bring Al's over your dad?

Well, I got to bring my dad first. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I'm bringing Al. I definitely did not think about my girl. She was like, what about me? I was like, yeah. You wouldn't even appreciate it. Yeah, what's you are you?

Come on now. You look at other girls' outfits and shit. You know, court's out. So I'm super gas. I'm like, yo, it's it. That's it. That's it. That's it. That's it's done.

I'm done. I'm done. Right? like, yeah, man, talk to me. What's up? And he goes, I just wanted to, you know, let you know if you ever wanted to buy any tickets

to the Knicks or something like that. Like, I'm the one that you should go. I go, he goes, you got a person at the garden here. If you ever need to get anything, I got you. And I was tight. And I hit him back, I was like, man, I thought you were putting me on a jumbo tron.

How the fuck is this about it? You should have pulled the racism card. And you should have said, yo, you know what, man, it's not enough white comedians sitting courtside at the next day. Thank you. Thank you. You'd be like, yo, Tracy Morgan, Pete Davidson is a little miscellaneous, you know, in the face.

He's miscellaneous in the face. You know what I mean? You need a pure white New Yorker comic sitting courtside. White people live in New York, too. White people pop in as well. You know what I mean? Listen, it's a different type of locks. It's bagels and locks.

Dude, that's a funny sketch. What the locks? Well, y'all should call yourselves that. You lock and get another one to car yourself. What is you talking about? What is the locks anyway When you talk about bagels and locks? It's the salmon.

The salmon. Gotcha, got you. On pink stuff. Anyway, that shit killed me, bro. I was so happy, man. And then he just destroyed me. Oh, listen. At least he knows your name.

And I hit him back because I told him I was like, I share season tickets to the Knicks. Right? Like me and two of my boys, we share season tickets. And so I hit him, I was like, all right, he got season tickets. And he's going to hit me with like, yeah, I got you on an upgrade. We're going to put you or whatever. He's like, all right, well, if you ever need tickets to the news. Grangers or something like that.

Damn. I know, right? It's fucked up. Nick's ticket's going to be hard to get now, though, man. I mean, because they had a great season last year. And what they've added Kimball Walker, what's the center's name, Robinson, Mitchell Robertson, coming back healthy.

It's going to be kind of tough, bro. It will be fun enough. We'll get into the playoffs, but we ain't going to do shit. You don't think so? You don't think Damian Lillis coming still? I don't think Dan. I'm holding out hope for Damian Lillard, so what we go to Dame Lillard, Derek Rose,

and Campbell Walker in the back court? It's too much. We need some shooters, man. You got them. You don't think so? Who? You don't think D. Rose is a good spot-up shooter still? Stop it.

Stop it. This is an asshole, you know. You don't tell him. This is a real ass. D. Rose can ball, though. You definitely ball. I love D. Rose. D. Rose can ball his ass off, man.

For real. RJ Barrett, you know, we never know how he's going to develop. That's the story. I'm actually a Knicks fan. I'm not, like, if I don't have an NBA team per se, I always like players. Yeah. But I've always historically liked

the Knicks for some reason. Why do you think? I don't know. Even when they used to go up against Jordan, I'm like, I never, it's not like I was rooting for them to beat the Bulls, but I was like, I wouldn't mind seeing that. And I remember when the year,

I remember the year that Jordan retired and the Knicks won and made it to the finals. And Patrick Ewan threw his arms up like he finally did something. It's like, nah, it's not the same, bro. Yeah, baby. It's not the same. It's not the same. You didn't beat those Bulls.

You beat the Bulls, but you didn't beat the Bull Bulls. You know what I mean? And then they went on to lose in the finals against the spurs, I think it was that year. And I always like the fact Spreewell choked out that coach. I always thought that was dope. But he didn't do that on the Knicks. He didn't do that on the next. He went to the next afterwards.

And he did when he was on Golden State when the coach said, P.J. Carlisselmole. He said, put some mustard on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He choked this shit out of that, man. Yeah, yeah. That's wild. I was always like in the nature, nature immortalized that line when he said, choke it, just like I'm Spreewell.

on band from TV. Oh, that was phenomenal. That was phenomenal. And then it was like Latrell just fit in with the Knicks because the Knicks was just like gangster. Gangsta. You know what I mean? Hard nose, blue collar basketball, foul your ass.

You're not coming to paint for free. I think that's what a lot of people related to it in the same way they relate to like music that, you know, represents who they want to be. Yeah. And that's how the Knicks play ball. Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah, 90s' Knicks represented like 90s hip-hop.

Exactly. It was hardcore. It was gutter. Charles Oakley. Yeah. You are, elbows are coming in a lane. You've met Anthony Mason once.

He was built like that robot. God bless the day. Like he was just like, it's true. He's literally like a planet. Like you know how you meet people in there. Like he's just like a circumference. I can't describe it.

Like he just takes up space for real. RIP though. Yes. I can imagine him like in his younger days when he was like healthy and muscular. Like how you get around that? And agile too. That's what I'm saying.

He would bring the ball up. Like he was our point guard. He was like a six, seven, six, six, nine or something like that point card. Yeah. Yeah. As you can tell, we're just trying to kill time because it's Monday and we don't We don't really have a lot to discuss here. I mean, we do. Let's talk about early in the week. We can talk about what we know people are going to be talking about.

Talk to me. I mean, just anything vaccine, people are going to still be yapping about. People still talking about the goddamn vaccine? That's all they talk about, bro. It's like every issue that we had last election is just being turned into vaccine talk. Yeah. Or like Corona talk. Like, you know how last election it was like, you know, we got to stop immigration.

right now it's like these immigrants are coming in unvaccinated yeah they're coming in bringing in corona it's like are is it that obvious you're just gonna you're gonna flip every single argument into the same two talking points the widest thing about the whole vaccine talk is that literally i read something from the CDC this morning and it was saying how um they really talk out both sides of their mouth because there was one paragraph that talked about how the vaccines um limit your chance of getting really sick and limit your chance of getting really sick and limit your chance to death, right? But in the very next paragraph, it says,

but you can still get really sick and you can still die. I'm like, huh? When then, so it says, our suggestions are this. Wear a mask, social distance, wash your hands. And I'm like, where have I heard all of this before?

In the beginning. The rules never changed. Yeah, we just run it back. And it's fine. You got the vaccine for no reason. I'm not saying they got it for no reason, but I'm just like, it. It seemed like we all in the same boat regardless. Literally.

To me? Yeah, I don't know. What? That's what it's peace of mind for me. Like I know now that I got it, even if I do get it again, I know I'm going to be able to fight it better. So I like that. You don't know. Maybe.

We don't know. So far we know. So far we know. I don't know, bro. CDC said they still investigate. Now the other thing the article said this morning. You see all the time. now that they're vaccinated.

They're not. Because they like Yolo. They refuse to live their last days in isolation. Well, they should have done that before. They were. Nah, they weren't. No, they weren't. They all through Florida chilling.

You don't see them. Nah, Florida's different. Florida COVID don't count. You're not Florida COVID. That shit don't count, bro. COVID don't hit the same down there, bro. Don't hit the same. I'm not playing with COVID, though.

I'm not, I don't want it. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing the same things I've been doing. I'm wearing my mask. I'm washing my hands. I'm not taking no chances. You know what I mean? And I'm not, listen, once I said, once again, I'm not against getting vaccinated, but I just, I would

feel much more comfortable when, when it's FDA approved. You don't feel comfortable that they gave it to whites? Not yet. Like, doesn't that make you feel comfortable that they gave it to white, rich people? No, why? They jabbed them first. No, no why. When they went for it first.

Because chicken is, like, going on really low right now, so they kill anybody off a chicken. Hmm. Yeah. Wait, explain that theory. They kill everybody. Like, the chicken is, like, all time low right now is all fucked up. So they kill anybody off. They need a certain amount of people just to die

so, like, the food source could be able to be there. So you're saying America, since there's a chicken shortage, they're killing. They're killing. They're killing. White people first? Please believe, Wax. If there was a chicken shortage, there's another group of people they'd be taking out

first, okay? I don't have to say. Everybody loves chickens. That's why it's a shortage. If there was only one group of people in America eating that much chicken. Yeah. Come on, man.

No, son. Tuck. Wax started a chicken farm, bro. He loves chicken. He loves chicken so much. He started farming them in his backyard. He loves doing two things, shooting people and chickens. And now he's got a fucking, what is it called?

Paintball in his backyard. He's going to combine it to in a minute. He's going to start growing his own chicken. But you got to come kill him yourself with the paintball. The paintball knocks him down. you come cut the head off. And they got the Irby's. All of that other good stuff.

But no, yeah, I don't agree with Wax's theory at all. But I thought about it. You did put some thought into that one. You definitely put some thought into that one. Oh, I saw this too. A couple of seconds. This one too, man. What a fucking idiot.

This woman is suing McDonald's after she claimed the burger. The advertisement for McDonald's compelled her to break lint and go buy a cheeseburger. Wow. That is literally the whole point of advertising. That's the whole point. I didn't see the ad, though. She said it was the banner. So it's the banner when you walk by

and you see the cheeseburger and the nuggets on the banner. She said the banner made her want some cheeseburger and nuggets. That's the whole point of the banner. This is, I better move that before we get sick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That bacon egg and cheese shit is on fire. I'm shit trash. I don't know why.

Bacon and cheese is trash. No, you're crazy. Not trash. You're crazy. That's literally from your shit. And it's just trash. Like, why would you want that? These guys are crazy.

That bacon and cheese trash. It's the best breakfast. What do you have for breakfast? No, no, no, no. What do you have for breakfast? I grew up on biscuits. So I grew up on, like, chicken, chicken biscuits. Y'all not gonna tell me that when y'all down south and y'all get a chicken biscuit,

that shit don't be slap. Chicken biscuit don't count. It's not. Why not? Because it's just flour. It's chicken. It's the egg, if you want, get a little melted cheese on it. Come on now.

So you're having a bacon, egg and cheese just on a biscuit. No, it's chicken with biscuit. And yes, the biscuit is way better than that fucking roll shit, man. Yeah, man. Way better. Biscuit is a better taste thing. Come on, bro. Come on, man.

I want to push back on this. It's a better tasting piece of bread. It is a better tasting piece of bread. But a bagel holds the sandwich together way better. You're not going to have a sandwich on a biscuit. You're crazy to think otherwise. It's great. It crumbles.

It falls apart. It's soggy. That's why you keep it in the wrapper, bro. Yeah. Yeah, we never kept it in the wrapper. Keep it in the wrapper. I remember when our first move to New York. Are we talking about fast food right now?

We're talking about fast food? No, no, no, no. Stop. Chick-filet, bojangles. For breakfast? And listen, don't go. Yes. Yes.

No, what are you talking about? What? Hold up. Y'all never been to Chick-fil-A for breakfast? No. Oh, bro, y'all don't know what y'all miss out. And you got put jelly on it. Are we missing out?

Yes, bro. Are we, though? Bro, you're missing out. Are we though? Yes, no, for real. You're missing out. Big time. You're missing out.

Yo, and don't forget the jelly, man. Woo. The chili on. The chick-filet chicken biscuit? With an egg on in jelly? Come on, bro. I want better for you, shows. You were in Charlotte all weekend and you didn't what did you eat?

What did you eat for breakfast in Charlotte? I'm off the bread, yo. I'm off to bread. I went to Haymaker. I went to Haymakers. I went to a housemaker. I got to get married. Oh, okay.

We did go to Haymakers. What is haymakers? Oh, fuck. Yeah. See what I'm saying? Listen, them same ingredients that's on this shit? Put it on a biscuit and watch how your life changes.

The only thing that makes this trash is the roll. Nah, stop it. Not a roll trash. I'll be honest with you. That's anti-Semitism, bro. Man, shut. Charlamé de God trashes the Jewish people on brilliant idiots podcast. as he comes for bagels

saying biscuits are better biscuits are better bagels on his fire got a hole in the middle fuck it I'm like a stale donut but you can't fuck no biscuit bro like if it's just you alone

you know what I mean you're alone like you think about breakfast you're hungry but you need to get a nuttle up before breakfast or whatever like you never I can't believe y'all never had a chicken biscuit

I can't believe you never fuck bagels You're crazy for that, bro. You're crazy. You're crazy. Yeah, I bet if it was a pumpernickel bagel, you would fuck it. I bet then. I don't know the difference. What's the difference?

They're black, the bagel. Oh, my God. Why? Why? What? You know, I'm saying. Them white Jewish bagels, you're not trying to fuck, but if there's a black bagels. This conversation is making me uncomfortable.

Okay. Oh, the Arkansas ad. Did we talk about that last week? Which one? The Arkansas. Oh, this is funny. O.J. Simpson. Oh, wild boy.

Afraid to go back to L.A. because he doesn't want to run into the killer of Nicole Brown and Ronzo. I'm afraid, too. I'd be afraid, too. If I didn't do it, I'd be afraid. He'd probably looking at the same mirror in L.A. Yeah. Got to get away from this guy.

Exactly. I don't know whether O.J. did it or not. Yeah, you do. I really don't. I don't. I don't. Of course we don't know, but just to know, I'd be upset if I found out he really didn't do it. Why?

No, that's a good point. Did I say that? But I don't know. I think it's just all these years is like we all know OJ did it. No, we don't. I understand that, but everybody say that. You got found out guilty. What does that mean?

What does that mean? Oh, now you trust the justice system. No, I don't know. All I'm simply saying is, I don't know. And when a guy talks like that, he makes you question whether or not he's a question whether or not He really did it. Like, maybe this motherfucker really didn't do it. Why is anybody walking around LA?

There's a murder out there. Why is anybody just hanging out in the park? There's a violent killer. And he's volunteering this information. That's the part that makes you step back and be like, bro, did O.J. do it? Every year, OJ says something that at least makes you question. Did I do? Whether or not he really did it or not.

What was the book called? If I did it. No, but the cover of the book was the greatest cover ever. The if is this small in the corner and the rest of the title is in huge font I did it. Huge! Yes, I swear to God, my life.

The if is this small. Bro, that's what I'm saying. Like, funny. What are you doing? He's a wild boy. He's a wild boy. He's a really wild boy. He's either a really wild boy.

He's one of the biggest narcissists we've ever seen in our lives. Both are true. Both are true. I don't know. I'm not sitting. I don't, listen. would you have him on a podcast?

Because Al wants us to bring him on Flagrin. I'm like, I don't know, man. It ain't worth it. For what? For what, Al? For him to say crazy, funny shit like that? We want to find out the true story. Yeah, he's going to tell you.

After 40 fucking years, he's going to come on Flagrin, too. And finally tell everybody, I did it. By the way, if you get him to do that, amazing. But it's not happening. I think I can get him to admit it, yo. I think I can hypothetically. We just go hypothetical. But that's what the book was.

The book was hypothetical. What's the if for? The book was If I did it. And he sat down and did an interview with Judith Fregan. All that was hypothetical. But what if I also get another hypothetical? What's the other one? No, I just get them to be like, listen.

I've worked the gloves, but. Yeah. The funniest thing OJ could admit to right now is his list of candidates who actually possibly did it. I think that might. That is the most fired thing OJ could do. Who did you? Because he said something like this and this conversation. He was like, he thinks he has a good idea.

This is so funny, stop. I need to know. I need to know who O.J. things did it, bro. He said, he said, I have a good idea. Yeah, didn't he say something like that in this interview? I thought I heard that.

He is a legend for saying. No, would you feel bad? You felt he really, really didn't do it? Is there no percentage that you think he didn't do it? Is there a percentage? I mean, I don't know. I wasn't, the only thing I could say in situations like that, I wasn't there. Based off everything that I, the evidence that was out there,

and he's a good. It's a good chance he probably did it. There's a lot of things that we aren't there for, but we're like, nah, it just probably happened. Yeah. Probably happened. Yeah, I can say that. Probably happened.

Yeah, yeah. I can't say without a shout over doubt. He did it. I can never fix my mouth to say, yeah, he did that. Yeah, because he got off. Yeah, same thing. I don't want to say O.J. did it. But if I find out he didn't do it, like totally was innocent,

he was in Jamaica, smoking weed. He definitely wasn't there doing that. We definitely wasn't there doing that. He was clearly somewhere in the vicinity. We saw the whole chase. It was a Bronco. You know what I mean? He was clearly in the country.

If I find out something like that, like he was just not there. He's smashing another woman or something like that. I'd be kind of like, damn, man. All these years, I had this knowing that O.J. did it? And he got off. It's literally just shit like this that makes me question it. That's all. Not saying he's innocent.

I don't know. It's just when he says shit like this. I'm like, God damn. OJ did it. Did OJ do it? Did OJ do it? Could you be that cocky? If you actually got away with some shit like that,

Could you be that cocky? Nope. I don't feel like... I don't think you get tried twice, right? I don't think you get tried twice. Yeah, no double jeopardy. So he could say if he wants, but yeah, I think he'd kill one of them.

You think he had two people there? No, I think someone else who died later. What do you mean? Huh? You act like he was there. I'm still formulating this, though. Okay, McGiver. I don't know, bro.

I really... Like, was you there, bro? I really don't know. No, I think he did it, bro. I mean, yeah, he did it. did it. Of course he did it. He did it. Like, why are we even acting like he didn't? Ah, because it's more funny to act as if he did. No, I'm not saying he didn't. It's literally stuff like that just makes me question it just a little bit. I mean, it's the right thing to say

if you want. No, it's not. Don't say nothing. If you got away with some shit like that, there's nothing to discuss. Why talk about it? They can't try him again. Even if he comes out and he's like, yo, I did that shit. They can't try it legally. To me, that's him like, projecting because he probably thinks everybody always looks at him as O.J. the murderer. You know what I'm saying? So since everybody looks at him like that, he thinks everybody's talking like that, so let me go ahead and address the elephant in the room.

We don't know how he get treated in the street when people see him. We don't know that. Well, he's a murderer, so they're not going to do that much shit to him. No, I'm just saying how do people go on the other side of the street? Do they, like, say murderer when he's walking? Yes. They call you a murderer if you don't wear a mask.

You don't think they're going to call him a murderer for murdering somebody? Of course they're going to call you a murderer, right? And I'm just said, I think that he probably like, you know what, everybody think I did it anyway. but I know the way they look at me when I walk in the room. Fuck it. If I did. What about Amanda Knox?

He's trolling people, right? Amanda Knox. Which one is Amanda Knox? She killed their kids or something? No, no. She's like in Italy or something like that. Her roommate died? Yeah.

I'm not familiar with that story. So she was living with four girls in Italy. She's American citizen. Like she leaves the house. Apparently one of the roommates died, but she was sleeping with some dude. And then they claim her to kill her. and the dude because she was secretly in love with the girl and she spent four years in prison.

But she claims innocence to this day and now she's back here. She probably did that shit. I don't know nothing about that. No, she probably did that. Huge story. I'm surprised you didn't hear that. Because lesbians love different, bro.

Like, lesbian love, that is some serious love, bro. They, that's two girls. They, it's great. Because think about that. Like, think about how much women love and then times two. So that is love, bro. That is, that's love.

Imagine, son, imagine Dominican lesbian, son. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, he said it serious. Like, shit, don't tell them about that shit. Oh, Dominican's love hard. Oh, my God. Dominicans love hard, bro. Are you kidding me?

Try to break up with him. I forgot you broke a Dominican's heart. Yo, yo, yo, I didn't even want to do that. I didn't want to do it. Bro, you broke a Dominican's heart. hard, bro. That's dangerous. No, he did. He broke a Dominican's heart. Oh, Dominican's heart?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Son, you're fucked. She came to the radio station, Wiling and everything. I heard about it secondhand. Oh, my God. I heard about it from, like, the vendors in the street. We must have got nothing to talk about today. Like, the person.

I just saw Alie Uphinae. I just grabbed it. Bang it! I mean, we can't talk about things we don't have no experience with, you know what I'm saying. So if you're going to say Dominicans love hard, we need examples, wax. Oh, yeah. She came to the studio. What? Toes done, nails done, everything, then.

Wax is a cold piece, bro. He's so stupid. Yo, wax broke a Dominican's heart for a Puerto Rican. Oh, no. He's trying to cause civil war. Oh, no. This guy is wild. You're a wild boy, man.

You're trying to tear it down, bro. This fucking got the whole uptown. We're going crazy. Holy smokes. This came in a shot up, Lomarina for no goddamn reason. Bro. How do you know about the marina? I've been there.

Really? I went the La Marina once. Oh, shit. I went I did one time. I thought that stopped before you got even up to me. Nah, that was like four years ago. Oh, yeah. Nah, probably longer.

Probably like six, seven years ago. That's funny. But yeah, dude, no, that's dangerous. What you're doing right now can cause a whole platanos. Oh, no, that was years. He did it already. America. What?

We can't have chicken. Y'all can't have platinoles. This guy is so crazy. Can I say, you? Can I say that Can I say We can't say that black people like chicken But we can't say Spanish people like platinos

It's true though It is true It was a whole Mungu What did you just say? What? Mungus No Mungu

Oh Mungu What is that? It's a Dominican breakfast Oh Mungu They had little nicknames Yeah Wax would hug her and be like Oh my platinum

And she'd be like Oh my collagrin You know I'm serious You guys say so bad You know, there's great. You know, Carl, we just shoot in the way. Carla, we love you, Carla. We love you.

Big Carla, okay? Yo, we love you. We love you hard. Dominican love. We got Dominican love for you, Carl. Baby, I'm not laughing. That's not funny. Why is there issue between Puerto Ricans and Dominican?

It's not that much of a issue. There is an issue. Yes, it is. It is an issue. It is an issue. And Alex is Puerto Rican. by the way. Alex is Puerto Rican.

But who hate each other the most? The Dominicans and Haitians. Oh, that's right, because they share the island. Haitians always tell me that they don't understand that issue because Dominicans are just like lighter-skinned. They literally, they say there's a gate between them. Well, there's dark-skinned Dominicans too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I've always heard Haitians tell me that, like, Dominicans are just simply light-skinned Haitians or whatever. I don't freaking know. Just throwing out what I've heard. Why is that? I know a lot of the darked Dominicans. I don't know. Dark Dominican's though.

Anyway, so this girl that would come to the radio station and when you guys were fighting, what exactly happened? We get back to this. You might as well tell the story. Yeah, she knows about this. Yeah, she knows about it. Just, you know, I apologize. I'm saying, I apologized already.

What did you do wrong? I just wasn't faithful. You know what I'm saying? Wax being wax. I was being wax. Wax is scared of commitment. Is it fair to say that you would never be faithful to a Dominican and only a Puerto Rican? It wasn't.

You know what? How only do you think it was like that? You know, I said to apologize and I'm sorry. Did it Dominican? You got to stop doing that. You got to stop breaking. I just gave him the easiest alias. I gave you the easiest bail and you flopped that bail.

I always thought I want to stay in jail. I'm trying to stay away from this. I said, is it fair? to say that you wouldn't be faithful to a Dominican and only to a Puerto Rican. And the answer to that is yes. Yes. Exactly.

You said, I don't think it's that. I think it. The biggest problem in these relationships is wax. No, it's not. Wax got to grow up. Listen, I used to be bad right now. I'm so good. Right.

I'm saying. I'm going through certain things to see why I used to run away from these things. You know what I'm going to therapy. Yeah. That's beautiful, though. Yes, it's like certain things that, you know, before I just be like, I'm out. I'm going here, I'm going there, whatever. I got to sit there and listen.

I got to talk and we got to work things out. It's not about just, you know. You can't just up and run. You can't. No, bro. You can't do that. I told you that. Then you, you like really got to do this.

It's like, and if you want to stay with this for the rest of your life, you have to build this. Why does it? Because he doesn't listen to you. You see what he just not did it? I know you got some bullshit. I'm telling you the truth, though. I told him the exact same thing. You mix in the truth with a lot of bullshit.

No, I know. He's talking. I literally, that's right. Holding. That's right. That's me, baby. You'll say something that's, like, really brilliant in between a bunch of other dumb shit. All that stuff works for me. I like the crystals. I like to hug in the trees. I like grounded in the grass with no shoes on. All right, but, bro, you would make a sandwich. You put spaghetti and apples on it, too. Like, you don't need the extra stuff.

Don't act like a spaghetti on white bread sandwich in fire. I don't know about the apple. It is with syrup. I'm sorry. With syrup is. You never had a spaghetti sandwich? What did you say? With syrup on it? Oh, y'all tripping, bro. Oh, my God. Yeah, I ain't live for a buck. A spaghetti sandwich? You never took spaghetti? Put it on a piece of white sandwich. Put it. Put it on a piece of white bread and then put another piece of white bread on top. Guys, we are in the first world. No. With syrup?

Yo, bug. I don't know about no syrup. You got to put syrup on that. No, no. It's always syrup bread. Bread and spaghetti. They're both bread. You don't need to put.

White bread. No white bread. You take that spaghetti, put that shit on that white bread and put another piece of white bread on top of it. Is this a southern thing? Huh? This is a southern thing? I don't know. Al, you know what this is.

This is a poverty thing. Okay. You never have spaghetti sandwiches? No, we did. Grow up, guys. We have spaghetti or sandwiches. No. Bringing them together.

So you never ate white bread with your spaghetti? Maybe to dip the sauce or something like that. Even if you got one piece of white bread and you take the spaghetti and then fold it? Oh my God. Put the syrup on it.

Why you keep talking about surf? Ain't no surf, bro. Yo, yeah, I never had spaghetti and syrup. You're just trying to change the subject from the Dominican. Well, I only know why you got back up. We talk about food over here. We talked about it.

But no, it's like all wax is just afraid of commitment. And I'm glad he's dealing with that. Because it's nobody's fault but his. All right. I have a question. I'm getting much better. How long did your wife breastfeed for? This is somewhat topical story.

But curious. Probably up until like 10 months, 11 months. I have no clue how long. I don't know. By the way, I'm just wilding. I don't know. 14 months. Yeah.

Yeah. I think once the baby starts walking, I don't know. But even still, even if she's not on the breast, yeah, you're pumping, you know what I mean? You're putting the breast milk in the bottle. About 14 months, you start winning off. Okay. Yeah, why?

Because there's like Coco, I, Steve's wife, was saying that she still breastfeeds their kid at five years old. Yeah. Is it? Five? I don't know. I mean, I've heard that before. Right, this COVID thing going on right now,

that's really the best thing for them is like medicine all day every day. Oh, that's right. Because you're getting all these. Yeah, so they stopped them from getting sick. sick right now. So that's the, right now in this time, it's the greatest thing for the baby. Yo, that's so crazy. I just saw, uh, I saw, uh, can I run it back? Like, could I breastfeed?

Listen, you know what? That ass, I mean that. Like, could I get the milk out of my mom's job? I'm taking a lot of breast milk. And when I'm tasting, I'm over here, like, it's all right. I think I'm going to be okay. Yeah. That's probably why I'm not getting COVID. Bro, that's coquito coming out. I'm just going out.

That's not breast milk, bro. Yeah. Tocito. Yeah, so that's why I think I'm one of the reasons why I'm not getting sick. For real. I got a lot of breast milk in me, man. I saw Ernestine, suit to Ernestine Morrison. I saw Ernestine.

She was actually talking about this because I think she got COVID. She breastfeeds, though? Yeah, I saw her on Instagram saying how the baby, the doctor told her to keep breastfeeding because it gives the baby the antibody. I didn't know that. I was like, wow. And it turns a different color, too. So you would see when she was sick and when she's not sick.

Really? Yes. And you would tell, give more for the baby or stuff. I'll be able to sip in it. Really? Just because? Why don't?

No, I'm just saying whenever, like, or whatever, I'm just. Does the breast milk change depending on the mood? No, if she's sick or not. But what if she's like

angry? Is it more like a for local? No, I ain't going to lie to you? But no, it is, no, no. It does depend on what she's drinking,

though, because if she, if she drinks some liquor or something, she got a pump before she feeds the baby. Yeah. I get that out of there before. So she'd get a whole bunch of it She goes like, tonight is mine.

Yeah, my wife is a big believer in breastfeeding. Yes, all our daughters have been breastfed. Really? Yeah, I've seen a lot of that action. I know how that goes down. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been out of the country and she doesn't forget the breast pump.

And, you know, much more for that. I had to do what I got to do. Oh, wait, you pumped it? Yeah, but. Did you go like bird style where you put in your mouth and then spit it? That's it. That's it. Exactly what I'll do.

Get out of here. 100%. Because, you know, like, the breasts will start to hurt. Yeah, really hurt. You know what I mean? She didn't start to hurt if she don't pump so she didn't have the pump. I'm like, I do what I got to do. Get out of here.

I'm talking about it rock up so hard. She'd wake up in the middle of night screaming like, yeah, look at him, see if he's hungry because. Word up. That's how it is. Absolutely. And I got to, you got to just, I don't mind. I'll drink it.

Yeah. I'm getting better. I'm healthy. Hold on. We're the only creatures that don't drink our own milk, which is wild. We do drink our own. Yeah, we do. Don't we drink animal milk.

No, we get old. In the breast milk. All conversation about right now is about breast milk. I know, but one. Once we get older, we stop doing that, we go to cows. So do they, oh. Those ain't drinking each other's milk when they older? They don't.

Charlemagne, what's the man are you doing? What I say? Say some brilliant shit in between some absolutely idiotic shit. Duh. I know. I'm on brand. I'm on brain. Right?

And he wonders why people don't take his advice. I'm on brand. You see this. Brilliant idiots. God is the most powerful force in my life. God will tell you to do the right thing. Next post is I'm going to stab somebody with a T-Rex Donato.

All we got to do with long as we're in between this. That's it. Just stay right here. Wear this. I'm saying, but that is smart, though. Maybe we need to start getting more breast milk and just start feeding the teeth. I'm with you, 100%.

Especially with this COVID shit going on. But being five years old, you could speak. Like, what do you say? You just say, like, yo, ma, like, what's up? Yeah. Suck it or not. I'm hungry. Right.

Five is big. I mean, my shit is five is big. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm saying. Mine, mine look too crazy to be able to suck in nipples, right? It's got to be an age, though, right? It's too big.

What's the age limit? Oh, he's fucking you. Yeah. Is there an age they tell you to get the child off the breast? It's got to be, right? Yeah, before it started being like, you know, kind of wow. Yeah, it's got to be. I would think so.

Let's look that up real quick. I think it should be the same age when you think you should stop having the kids see you naked. Ah, man. Do you ever stop seeing naked? Yeah. What? Really? What are you talking about?

I've seen my dad naked my whole life. That's dad. They don't see your mom naked. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't see my mom naked. I'm right. That's what I'm saying. I've seen my dad naked. Like you see your dad, that's what fuck you doing?

Well, six months you can start introducing other food, but it's keep that, stay on there. That voice you hear in the background is Taylor, by the way. I think we're meeting a Taylor mic back. All right, just me. I think so, too. I'm trying to avoid getting shot. I think you need a tail of Mikeo. Let's pay some bills.

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Dallas, Houston. Both are sold out, man. Thank you so much. Excited to be in these venues. We got some surprises, some tricks of our sleeve. These things are about to be fucking crazy. We'll be in Texas all week. And then coming out there to Tucson, L.A., we added shows in San Francisco, D.C., Chicago. We've added shows in Vegas, man. Theandrusshows.com for the full list. Detroit, Milwaukee, gets your tickets.

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The wax out here is going to be a marijuana tycoon, man. There's one word on the front of this gummy that's blowing me, though. I said the same. You can't do that, bro. Some motherfucker out here slang in Delta. Delta is not, man.

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Go fuck with wax. Of course, you know, I'm in L.A. You got the flower to as well. I got the new wax loto, the new OG wax. Yeah, make sure you go get that is going to be my new bags. And you got the Wohon weed pens?

No, no. The Wuhan weed pens. The Wuhan. You don't have the Wuhan weep. No. Delta Ouz Wax. But that Wuhan probably hitting, bro. That just sounds like a sativa.

I call it a fativa. Yeah, that would be wild, that would be wild. That would be wild. And also get the go to online and the Hooswax paintball. I want you to go ahead and get your teens ready. I got the air soft too. So let's make this happen.

It's have fun. To do my guy, Al Harrington, too, man. This is the Viola Iverson brand. You know what I mean? So support black weed businesses, man. Support who's wax, support Viola. You know what I mean? And make sure you go out and grab this beauty.

Anita Copac, shallow water. Yeah, yeah. This is a great read. I love the reaction that is having from people, but I knew when I first read this that young girls were going to like really love it. Like my daughter who's 13, she's the litmus test for me. And she loves. fiction. Like she loves fiction. I let her read the four agreements and she thought it was cool,

but she likes really likes fiction. So she's like, yeah, this book is like really, really, really great man. She probably read more books than I did. I'm sure my 13-year-old has read more books than you have wax. You know what I mean? But Shallow Water is a really good book just because it shows you the power that you possess that you may not even know that you have. And I think that's a great message for young black girls everywhere. So make sure you go grab shallow waters by Anita Copax. And make sure you check out the Black Effect. Podcast Network, you can go to black effect.com and check out all the podcasts that we got going on this. Slupe to the trap nerds podcast, man.

Oh, yes. I mean, very proud of what they're building. They had a great episode with my man, Kevin Greel. I don't even know if I'm pronouncing Kevin's last name, right, but Kevin is a great comic book writer. He created a character for Marvel called Blue Marvel some years ago, and Blue Marvel is like the only black superhero with God-level powers. And, you know, he's just a great comic creation.

period. They had a great conversation with him. And salute to the ghetto boys, man. Got a salute Scarface and Willie D. Because ghetto boys reloaded podcast is doing fantastic, you know, in the podcast game. So salute to everybody on the Black Effect. And I got to salute Dolly Bishop. Shout to Dolly. Yeah, Dolly is...

Thank you for coming to show, Dolly. Yeah, Dolly came to Andrew Show and Charlotte this weekend. You know, that's family right there. That's our fearless leader. She's the president of the Black Effect Podcast Network, Inside Radio. put out their top 10 most powerful people in podcasting. Top 10 most powerful people in all the podcasting. And Dolly was number nine.

And that's big because the black effect. We're not even a year in September. I think October. September, October would be a year. I think we announced that we were launching in September. We put out our first show late September, early October, which was cut to it by Steve Smith. And yeah, for her to be number nine,

most powerful person in podcasting. And there's not even a year yet to salute to her. And salute to my guy, Connell. Connell Byrne. Conno is the number one most powerful person in podcasting. And he runs the whole audio podcasting division at Iheart.

So yeah, man. Who put out this list? Eyeheart? Nah, inside radio. Because everybody's on it. Like, you know, you got Courtney Hoop from Spotify on it. Oh, these are like the executives. Yeah.

Oh, okay. I was like, you know, clearly, Rogan's probably the most powerful person in podcast. Um, sure. I mean, talent-wise, but he signed to Spotify. You know what I mean? So, you know, you got to Courtney. I think I forgot what number of Courtney was on the list.

That makes sense. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, Rogan is the man. Like, you can't, you're not going to front on Rogan at all, but you got to salute the executives that are making these moves, the partner with these individuals. 100%. It was massive moves.

Absolutely. Massive. So somebody like Courtney is on that list because he was smart enough to go grab somebody like Joe Rogan and make that deal happen. I got you. You know what I mean? These are like, these are execs. Oh, yeah.

Because I think one of the beautiful things about podcasting is that the podcasters ourselves, we have power. Oh, 100%. You know what I mean? Like, we get to decide where we want to go. 100%. 100%. And by the way, that's what makes executives great executives, right? Because regardless of what industry you're in, when you can sign great talent, that's how you win these executive for the year awards.

You know what I mean? 100%. It's dope, though. Inside Radio. I mean, if you want to know who's who in podcasting, you should go check that article out, man. Inside Radio, the most powerful people in podcasts. in 2021. Connell Byrne, number one,

Jen Sargent at Wondery, number two, Ben Cave at Apple, number three. Yeah, that's a lot. Malcolm Gladwell and Jason Weisberg is on the list, number five, Pushkin and Discruits. Courtney Holt, number six. Yeah, everybody doing their thing.

Dolly number nine, hey, man, I just respect it. I just like being in the space, you know what I mean? That's it. God bless. Now, what else we got up here? What else do we got up here?

I wanted to do a lot of asking idiots this week, man, since we'd never, like, do a lot of asking idiots. are we been slacking on them. Ooh, we got them from Reddit. Oh, yeah. Taylor's on her grind this week. These are from Reddit?

This is a Reddit thread? Let's go. Wow. Listen, we're going to do your Reddit. We have not done this. We're going to spend some time doing Asking the Ids. It's good that Shorts has a bunch of shows, okay? And we're doing this on a Monday.

We're going to, and for the next couple weeks, we're probably going to do a lot of asking idiots. Let's give them some really time, some good time here. I think it's a great idea. Let's give them some time. All right, who we got? Okay, this is EXP underscore student ID. Wants to know, will you guys do live tours together again in the future? I'm sure.

Right? Yeah, yeah, I think we should. Yeah, it'll be nuts, though. Yeah, it'll be crazy. Oh, it'll be nuts, though. It will be a little bit crazy. No, it'll be nuts. Yeah.

I would, I would really, when we do it, I would want to do something like really test. where the brilliant idiot empire is. Ooh, so foreign. Not for, I mean, we've been, we've done London before. You know what I mean? And they've always asked us to come back to London, but I'm talking about like I would want to do like a venue venue. Yeah.

Let's see if, you know, the brilliant of this listen is really fucking. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like that. I like that. I like that. That'd be kind of fire. You know what I mean?

Yeah. That's what I would want to do. What about, what about like a yearly event? Like it's fun to do one-offs But like what if we chose and it was like Idiot's Day? Yeah, yeah. And then we had a thing that was like comedy.

It was podcast. Yeah. It was music. Who's like it was a night. It was whose wax. It had weed. It was. But it was like a night.

So like we out there, we talked our shit. We had some friends to do stand up. We had some friends that, you know, do music. That could be. Like a big hookout or something like that. Yeah. It could be cool, man. Idiots Day could be cool.

That's fine. I'm with it. I'm with it. So, anyway, let's look into that. There's something cool right there. Still. Okay. Which NBA trio can wax Charlotte and Andrew be in three on three?

Nobody. You're bugging. No, no. Oh, stop. Come on, we're not going to. We're not going to. What you mean right now or ever in time? Ever.

Three people. There's not a trio, a trio of NBA players that we could beat in the game. No. Stop. Not going to happen. Come on. Why would you even play? I know.

Okay. You can't dribble. Okay. Why does this guy? Why do you need it? Who could you beat in the league? I don't know. You don't know.

You can't even beat me in a planking contest. You got up in live. No. No. What happened? What happened? I got the video. I got a video.

All right. What happened, out? Who? Wax you up. Thank you. Are you in drugs? Because you changed it. You changed it.

It's a plank competition. And then you did a side plank out of nowhere to give you a more. Can you? Can y'all side plank at all? So you're telling me right now you can side plank for two minutes. No, but you got to say that. Nobody can. You got to say that.

You got to say that. You couldn't do it. I held it here. I held it there. Everybody know what planks is all about. Side planks is just as well and it did do your whole stomach. What is you talking about? What is the side of your stomach?

No. No, you need a break. You need a break. You need a break. It's different muscles. It's different muscles. It's different muscles. Why did you tell Andrew to lay in front of you and do the same thing?

You told him do the side plank right in front of you. Why do you side plank? Why did you do that? When? I was over there. No, I saw it. What's the video? What?

He did the side plank and he was like, your Andrew side plank right in front of me. No. You don't remember this? You was like this. You was like this. I don't remember that. You don't remember that. You don't remember that.

Then you all started doing it. So you can show me when you doing like this, when you do it on the side, it actually put more force. Cap, I'm just saying, we're going to do it after. You have to say that. No, come on. You do have to say that. You couldn't do it as long as I did for seven minutes straight. You couldn't do it for seven minutes straight.

That means I went. Who needs touch first? You. Word is born. I got on video. No, no, not your knees. But you broke the form. You broke the form.

That's not true. All right. I lost it. You did lose. Thank you. Oh, shit. Whenever you want to do it. I've yet to lose an athletic endeavor here at the brilliant.

It's okay. It's okay. You're allowed to take L's, by the way, though, Texas man, Peter. You know what I don't like about questions like this? We really underestimate the skill of these people that have made it to the highest level of, you know, their field. Like, I don't give a fuck. The 12 person on the NBA bench will wash the average person who don't play basketball on the regular, bro. So it's like, no, what three on three could we beat?

Yeah, this is a great question. What? Charlemagne, do you feel like you invalidate Wax's feelings? No, I try to make Wax. No, that's from 415 T. I try to make Wax understand he has feelings. Wax has been a sociopath for a long time, bro. What that means?

What you mean? What you mean? What you mean? What you mean? What sociopath? Yeah. Yeah, that means people that don't have no feelings. You didn't even know women's names that you had sex with.

Oh my gosh. Bro, that's that long ago. What did you mean? That wasn't what last, it was six, five, two years? Yeah, but still, they wasn't not supposed to, they want me to know their name. Yes, they did. No, they did not. Absolutely.

You just never even took the time to know their names. I know. You want somebody? Just come here. You want me to know her fucking name? That's what she's fucking do. That's how girls used to get me. Just come here, come here.

Everybody wanted to hide with me. Nobody wanted me to know. Nogati. Nobody ever wanted nobody to know that they dealt with me because it was like, wax shows himself that he's a dog. He's out here getting a bunch of pussy. If you give wax and pussy, you're the exact same way. So nobody wanted that.

So everybody snuck and high head with me. I knew wax was a wild boy. when a young lady... It was easy for me. A young lady was pregnant and she was like, I'm not even telling him because he's not even going...

Charlie, this is so many... Yo, bro. You got nothing on Monday? We can't do this shit on Monday again. Ah! This is... I was bad back there, listen,

I promise you. I was bad back there, y'all. Because everybody knew I was going to smash and he's going to keep it move. not going to say nothing. Nobody else said everybody shut the fuck up but keep it moving. That's all it was back

in the day, but now it's like, it's a whole lot different. Yeah, but even with that, even when you get girls pregnant, you don't stop. You keep going. Charlotte, what is this Monday about? You had three girls pregnant at one time in Miami. We talked about this before. They did. I understand that, but I wasn't a fiancee and I'm like these type of things, you know.

I'm with you, but listen, Carla knows who she with? She acted like she don't, but. No, she's. She does. She just knows that she just, she sees something in you that you don't see in yourself, which is potential to be a great, committed human being. I am. Yes, you're working.

You're doing the work. Listen, I'm doing two years and more not doing anything at all with anybody else. And I'm very proud of myself. That's right. For somebody to be like, what is the, what they call people, a cereal smasher? Mm-hmm. Like, I don't know. Stop fucking fruit loops, bro.

Who told you to keep fucking cinnamon those friends? Why is your dick in the box of frosted flakes? Why are you cereal smasher? Why? Like, I was, for me to even take 30 days off, y'all should have been like, oh, shit, why I'm proud of you? You two and a half years, everybody's still like, ah, me? Because I'm on six.

Your number keeps going up. No, it's not. This is my six year right here. She's going up faster than it goes. October of, no, October of 2021 will be six years. Because I stopped October 2016. He's faithful in dog years, bro. October of 2016 was the last time I was unfaithful.

This year will be six years. Listen, I know you've been unfaithful to my woman now, see what I'm saying? So that's give me some more points right there. That's hot. I got to see a little more. How much longer? I got to see a little more. I can't give you the contract yet, bro.

I got to see a little more. That'll be five years. It's only five? Yeah. Never forget this. Never forget. Never forget. Never forget the name of this show, all right?

Never chose a seven numbers. Never forget the name of this show. That's brilliant idiots. I remember this motherfucker was 39 for four years. And then he drops a book and he's like, as a 43-year-old man, I'm like, word? What did you turn 40? Oh, no, I did it up big for my 40th, man. Say what?

I did it up big for my 40th. I know, but on the podcast, you've been 39 for a long-dust. Yeah, 40 if I had the dinner, we had the dinner and shit. I remember. I'm on my 40. All right, this is a good question. This is from New Breed. New Breed.

If your wife or fiancé decide they wanted a big booty Latina or any body. No, man. It's a BBL. Oh, BBL. What is that? It's a fucking sandwich. It's a biscuit bagel lettuce. It's all carbs.

What is it? Brazilian butt left. Oh, shit. I'm thinking about the porn. Yeah, BBL. Big Booty Latina. BBW. That's what that is?

Big Booty white girl. What is BBW? A big, big, a car. Big Booty White girl? What is BBW? BBW. Big beautiful women. Oh, big beautiful woman.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, big, beautiful woman. Are anybody altering surgery you supporting or talking them out of it? It's a good question. It all depends. Yeah. What does it all depend on? What I, would my, if my girl wants a BBL, am I going to, is. Oh, is that just the butt?

No butt. But if you, like, had five, a couple of kids. Yeah, if your shit looks crazy after kids. Yeah. Yeah. Got your back. 100% I need your confidence

high for me Yeah Exactly I want you feeling good About yourself But you're not just going To get your whole body done and all that

type of stuff No no no No no But yeah If you don't feel good About yourself You're not gonna treat me Right

And it's gonna be So much more pressure on me To make you feel good About yourself Yes and it's hard I gotta lie That's hard Who's lying

Who's lying Not me Me neither That's a good ass I got a lie less If I buy you a booty I got a lot less I don't know about the booty

I don't know about the booty Maybe the booty look crazy, dog? You don't know. How crazy the booty could get? I don't know. I don't know. I think the only thing the booty could do is get fatter, bro.

What? A booty could be bad? Could the boot, wait, what's the deal? Hold on, tell us, Taylor. What's up with the booty, man? How could could be it look soggy. If she didn't have an ass already, it's going to look even a little more crazy. You think it's going to sag down?

But how can you fix that? Fat transfer. Yeah. and flip it up, but let's take the fat that you don't want, throw it in the place that you do want it. I think this is fine. We have to embrace modern technology.

It's like, do we have glasses when your eyes don't look good? Yeah, your eyes get a little worse as you get older, you get some glasses, right? No, if you're asking a little worse. If you can't see, you wear glasses. Exactly, but you can see fine

and then as you got older, your shit fucked up a little bit, but you want to keep seeing like used to, okay, boom, same thing with surgery. Your tities is a little blurry. Let's sharpen them up. I'm wrong for this or no. Here's my thing.

I'm not, my only thing with any of this stuff is it safe. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not. Respect. Yeah. If my woman feels like she wants to do a little nip and tuck to do some maintenance, I'm not tripping off that. That's her choice.

I need your confidence high, baby. Yeah, that's her choice. I just wanted to be safe. That's it. Like, I'm not tripping. I just wanted to be safe. That's it. In those six months you recover and I got to be at home and take care of you

and all that type of stuff, long as we ain't got to do all that type of stuff, I'm down, baby. Okay. Ooh. That's a wild one. Here's a go. Ready? Which one you're talking about?

Danny B. 6491 or somebody else? No, no, no. A dump 91. What at? If you had to change races besides the one you currently are, what race would you change to? I wouldn't. What would I change to? I really wouldn't.

That's the right answer. If you had to. I changed. I changed a billionaire. Come on. So white. It's black billionaires. The last billionaires.

that would actually put out with all black. But you have to change the rest. The new one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But the races, if you had to change races. That's a race. A billionaires a race, bro.

Kind of is, but not. Yeah, come on. The race. So which one would it be? I don't, I don't have, no, I don't want to be any other race. You never want to just try out being Asian or something like that? No. No.

Not. Not. Try out being white. Just try it out. Never. No. I mean, when I got pulled over, I said, if I was white, this shit wanted to happen.

But if I could turn white foot when I get pulled through by the cops, and I can turn back. That's your super power. That's different. You walk into a story and you can turn white. Yeah, white man. You could turn into white men. Just white men.

Just walk into it. Boom, white. When the cops pull me over. And as soon as they leave, I can turn right back black. That's it. You know, my meat ain't got to change in nothing. What? You got to have white meat.

I don't want that pink shit. No. No, you got to have white meat. Fuck that. So you're saying you prefer chocolate meat? No. No.

Is that your preference? You prefer chocolate cocks or what, dude? Or me, yes. No, not, you know what I'm saying. Mine. Mine.

You want your cock to be chocolate. Yes. All right. Fair enough. True, true. Go, Charlotte. What are you thinking? Oh, this is a good one.

Martyr. This is all Reddit, by the way. We are reddish thread. This is still Reddit, right? I think now we're on IG. Let's go back to Reddit, man. I like, I fuck with Reddit. I like, eh, that's all Reddit.

Reddit had more than this. I saw a whole thread. Oh, no, no, go back, go back, go back. Go back. What's that one right there? Ooh, question. This is from Ariel Blaze. Question, if you woke up tomorrow in a parallel universe

where you never became successful famous and you are also making minimum ways, you think that you could take that circumstance and recreate your new life to be equally successful. Knowing everything that I know? I'd be a monster. But do years go back or I've got to be the same age? Well, here's the thing that's so interesting about that question.

We didn't know what we knew when we first started. We just knew that we had some type of burning desire in us to do more. You know what I mean? It can't be mediocre. I had to go more. I need more. Even right now, I'm thinking bigger than I thought that was morning. That's right.

And we worked, I worked mad minimum wage jobs. I worked at Taco Bell for Christ's sake. You know what I'm saying? I worked at a flower garden and I was going to stocking line. I worked at a warehouse called industrial acoustics. I worked at demo in the mall.

I was at Walmart. I think it's saying like if you woke up tomorrow your age right now and your minimum wage. And we don't know nothing about this? Do you think you can get to where you're at right now? At my age right now? I don't know.

I don't even know if I would want to do the same thing that 43 that I did in my 20s. When you get to a certain age, you stuck in your wage or wherever it got you right where you at right there, it's probably what got you stuck in your way. I'll be honest with you. I think I could. But I also have...

Play the lottery. I also have like a, I would have a unique advantage in that nobody would know who I was, but I had hours and hours of stand-up material that was far more advanced than a time that I'd be doing stand-up. So I'd be a guy who just works on like, you know, at a truck stop or something like, that make a minimum wage.

And the first time I went on stage, I'd have all these jokes that I was already doing in my past life that nobody knew about. So I just get to walk out there being a 13, 14 year comic, right? Starting day one. So people are going to lose their mind. Do we have our same talents?

Do we know? Everything you know, you take into it. So I'm just going into open mics. Wow, motherfuckers. People are starting to go, oh, shit, this guy's kind of nice with it. And I know all the game that I knew from before, 100%.

Yeah, I mean, it's a great question because, I mean, at 43, there's so much stuff that I cared about when I first came in the game at 1819 that I don't give a fuck about now. Right. You know what I mean? So my path would probably be totally different. I'll be doing, I'll be like, I really would probably just be out here trying to help people heal to be totally honest with you. Yeah, but they ain't going to listen to your book. Probably not. You know what I'm saying?

I probably would never. No influence of nothing. That's what I would probably never get to this point. You need to fix yourself. Yeah, you're right. But you know what's so crazy? That's why everything counts. The only reason people may listen to me now when I talk about,

when I talk about therapy or I talk about healing, is because people were like, yeah, that motherfucker was fucked up. You know what I'm saying? He was a wild boy. You know what I mean? So when you see the growth, when you see the evolution, yeah, you're more inclined to, uh, you're more inclined to listen.

So y'all need to incline with me when I'm telling you that I'm being faithful. We believe it. What else we got, Alex? More asking idiot. From the Brown Life question for Andrew, are you having Charlize one of your groomsmen in your wedding? I'm not having groomsmen. Yeah, I don't think.

Really? Yeah. You're just going to walk down by yourself? We're doing a very small ceremony. Ceremonies to me are like the most boring part of the wedding. So it's going to be like five minutes to ceremony. Yeah. It's a party, bro.

No, wedding's a quick. That's the beauty of them. Just have it be a party. Yeah. Sometimes you go to these ceremonies and it's like, I understand there's religious components. And back in a day, like, there was nothing to do. So you might as well have people there all day. But like, bro, we're not going to be.

be there three hours fucking doing a shit. Like let's eat, let's drink, let's do some drugs, let's have some fucking fun. Like everybody let loose. And all his money. You know what I mean? Like no kids around. Like everybody just have fun and enjoy. So yeah.

So yeah, I'm not doing a groom some thing. Because also it's like, I'll be honest. Like at this point in my life, I have very few friends that are not close friends. I get it. You don't want to hurt nobody's feelings. It's not even hurt feelings. It's like if you there, if you there, like I love you and I care about you. So it's like back in a day when you have a good time.

free time, you spend in all this time with your friends, right? When you're young. So, like, it really divides up who are your close, close friends. And then you get in your 30s and it's like, you got a family, you got a girl, you have work. Their family, yeah. The last time I got to go out to dinner with all my boys, maybe if I could go out to dinner with all my boys once every two months, I'd be lucky. Yeah. So it's like the people that are here are the people that I love and all them pretty much know each other. And yeah, I just want you all to enjoy yourselves and have fun, man. It's gonna be great. I want to do mine like a David Busters or something. Like something's already like partied out and already done. Yeah, we don't need you playing in the wedding way.

Yeah, God damn. That's so disband. I was saying it's so easy. It's already planned. It's already like a party scene. Everybody wants to have fun. Yeah. And the only thing we got to do is show up. Yeah, exactly. They got food. That's it. Have good food. Quick ceremony. Chiqui cheese. And then good music. That's very important. You need good music. Good DJ. Okay. Let me see. No.

Oh, I like this. Fair call 7-432. Okay. For Charlotte and Andrew, tell us the story about how you knew that you guys were destined to work with each other. Same question for Charlotte about wax. Ooh, go. You want to answer that one? How did we know we were destined to work with each other?

I just always thought Andrew was funny as fuck. And, you know, me and Andrew and Duval used to have, like, just very interesting conversations, you know, via the phone or text message or anything else and when we was just sitting around, you know, at MTV 2. So it's like, it just made sense. Yeah, like we were having these phone calls early on. I remember the first time I saw Guy Cod

and I thought you were really good in it. And I didn't know who you were. I didn't know about Burface Club. I didn't know about you as like a radio guy. I had no clue who you were. And I just watched the episode and I was like, oh, this guy's funny because they were trying to tell me about like the show.

They wanted me on the show. And they're like, hey, watch this. this will give a sense of what it is. And then, yeah, I just thought you were really funny. And I was like, all right, boom. Let's see what else are going on. And then we would just hang out. And we would always have these, like, really funny conversations.

And everybody was being, like, really honest. And it was cool to be, you know, just honest with one another and say this shit that we thought was maybe not politically correct. But we were comfortable enough to say it. Back then, it wasn't even politically incorrect. It was just regular. Yeah. And we were just wild boys. but it was really cool.

I don't know. Like three of us just kind of took a liking to one another. And then, yeah, I guess we would have these long spirited combos on the phone. And I think when Chris Moreau asked you, he was like,

you know, you really want to do a podcast with. I was one of those people. And then it was pretty easy. It was only out of two people. Yeah. I didn't know who had time to do it. Yeah.

You know what I mean? People were just like, it was so quick, man. It was really, it was really easy. Like easy. I think within the first few episodes of brilliant idiots,

it was like, oh, yeah, this is something cool. There's something special. Wax, I mean, me and Wax, that's just, that's just family. Yeah. It's like Shost is my family. How do you know each other?

I don't even understand that. My guy, my cousin, they call him Shalyn. He's from Raleigh. He told me to go check this, my, our guy, Louis, who was from Raleway. I think of him, before that. No, it was then because he told me to go highlight Louis, because Louis was new in town. And Louis was living with waxing my guy Dre.

For that. Huh? John, you was managing Renan Stimpy. John in Mittens. John and Mittens. Yeah. I was not managing him. Shut up, man.

This guy's so great. Nah, I met John and all him after that. No way. Because Louis wasn't living with me then. When I first got there, I met you. It was all the same, yeah. I know that much. Yeah, for sure.

Definitely the same. Yeah. I was like old He was managing. I was not managing them. I'm lying, man. I was not managing them, God. God is anything.

When I say real renting stiffy, like real running stiffy, I had to put doodle in a shoe because it dig a lie so much, man. I couldn't take the lies. It was like too much. And then one time I had to put a dude in the shoe because he just kept lying

and one time he put me in a lie. And I was like, I had to say I was there. And he was fucking lying. I hated that shit. I said, I'm never being around him again. I got to do something so he's not going to like me. And I don't want to beat him up.

So I put doodle on his shoe. Okay. Tell me about Charlotte as a manager. I was not managing them. These two guys used to want to rap. And you managed that. And so I did A&R for a record label called Never So Deep Records, Sloot to My Family, Never So Deep Records, My Man, DJ Bless, Dr. Robert Evans. So I had them in the studio trying to get them to rap.

And what was their names? I don't even remember. Come on, man. Johnny Cam and flip mittens. Johnny Camp and flipped mittens. That was their name, man. They were they good? Winning Stimpy, man.

Were they good at rap? They were good humans. They were good, John. I haven't seen mittens. I haven't talked to mittens in a long time. Johnny Camp was a good person. All the time. He's crazy.

They both was good dudes. Wax was terrorizing that boy for no reason. No, come on. It wasn't for no reason. He kept lying. About what? Everything. You was his cousin.

Not his cousin? You told me that. You was his cousin and you managed him. Whoa. Too flimins. That wasn't the case. Okay. What else we got, man?

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Let's do a couple more asking idiots and we get the fuck up out of here. Ew. OG Queen of USA. Shala, do you see the Breakfast Club continuing until you are old or do you guys want to walk away from the show while you are still on top? Andrew, do you plan on continuing your brand of comedy

or will you change topics once you get older to branching the TV and movies and stop stand-up? You go first. I mean, it depends what you call old. I'm old now. You know what I'm saying? Like, I definitely don't plan to be the 60-something-year-old radio personality or the 50-something-year-old radio personality.

You know what I mean? So this could be your last contract? I don't know. I mean, I don't know what God has planned, you know what I mean? But, you know, I just know that I'm executing on a lot of different things. I'm doing everything that I love to do. That's all the matter. You know, the Black Effect Podcast Network, you know,

is creating a platform for other voices to be heard. And, you know, that's something that I've always wanted to do. The Black Privilege, you know, book imprint, you know, Tamika Mallory, State of Emergency, how to win in the country we built. That's out there, bestseller. Anita Copac, shallow waters. You know, that's out there and it's doing very well. There's a lot more other titles to come.

You know, me and Kevin Hart, we got SBH productions at Audible. We're doing the same thing, you know, providing, you know, black creatives with a voice. We got a lot of dope audio scripting content coming from that. You know, I got the talk show starting on Comedy Central. You know, September 17th, the God's honest truth. So, I mean, there's just a lot going on. I'm just blessed. I'm taking everything one day at a time.

I mean, I do have a five-year plan, you know, but I have a five-year plan for myself, not necessarily for, you know, what I'm going to be doing. I know what I want to be doing in the next five years. Do you want to share with us? No. Okay. You know what I'm saying?

Absolutely not. But I think we're all doing pretty okay out here in these streets. Yeah. And why are you acting like you're not in TV and movies now? I haven't been doing much TV or film You just had a Netflix Shalt Save America last year Ah, I thought they meant like acting

I think that's what that's right now. It just was in the Whitney Commons movie Yeah, acting just sucks You don't like it? No, that's boring But I'll do a movie I'll like write a movie Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah That's what I want to do. No, we're definitely doing it Yeah, so it's like I think I've had that in the future

Will my comedy change? No, because your comedy is who you are Will the topics change? You have the things that I care about will change Your comedy will change. The comedy will... But I don't think the comedy changes. Like, if you look at comics, like, you know, they get older. Like, Chris Rock is older.

Dave Chappelle's older. Like, all the legends are older. Same person. Because it's who you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get what you're saying. But the things you talk about are different. Are different because those are things you care more about. Like, going to perform at a college right now, like, I don't care about none of the shit,

y'all fucking 19-year-olds care about, you know? If the check is right, I might. But outside of that, it's not my... my desired group. But as far as like TV and film, it would have to be something that I have my hands on that I'm creating, that I'm writing, that I'm orchestrated, like just going to be in a movie or TV. If I have time, I would do it. But like, there's a lot of offers that I get to be in TV and film now and I just don't do it because I just don't have the time. I just can't leave for a month. They go, yeah, we're shooting this for a month. What am I supposed to do?

Are you going to pay me to not tour for a month, to not do podcasts for a month? Like to not do all the things that make me a good amount of money. Like, you got to pay me for that and more for me to put a stop to all that. Because if you stopped to do a movie, Alex still got to get paid, Mark still got to get paid. Everybody got to get paid. Everybody got to get paid. You still got a team to take care of. Absolutely. Not to mention, like, I care more about the fans than the movie. Like, I want to feed the fan. Like, I want to give the people who supported us and do everything for us, like the opportunity to come, you know, and continue to see that content. Like, there are people who've been waiting a year for us to go,

two years, five years for us to go to their city to do a show. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, the right film role helps your brand equity. I think, because it makes you a bigger star. You know what I mean? Doing film,

even though it doesn't necessarily like translate into ticket sales. Like in my business is, you don't think so? It's like, I know a lot of people who like you think that they would sell a lot of tickets but can't. Yeah, there's like really a handful of us that can like sell tickets.

Yeah. It's really what is, it's very few. Yeah. And, But there's a lot of people with tons of exposure. You just don't need to leave your house when they come to your town. By the way, that's a great point that you just made.

There's people that probably booming at the box office film-wise. Can't sell a ticket. But can't sell a ticket. That goes back to the conversation I was having about YouTube and audio. I'm a YouTube guy. It's two different spaces. Yeah. But I'm YouTube.

Like, no, YouTube sells tickets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? So it's like what doesn't necessarily is being on TV or being in film or these types of things. So it's like. YouTube and podcast. So tickets. YouTube and podcasts.

For me, people know me more from stand-up than they know me from anything else, right? Because my stand-up numbers are bigger than my podcast. I'll be honest. I'm very rare in that most of the people in my generation are known as podcasters. And then they find their stand-up through podcasting. And that initially happened with me. And then my stand-up fucking exploded. And a lot of people find my podcasts or the podcast that I do with our podcast through the stand-up, right?

It's most like most people know you from radio back in a day. day and then they found our podcast. That's right. Because it was something else that you did. That's right. So it's like, so for me going out and doing these shows, I'm very fortunate that people like, oh, I want to be part of that experience. I want to have it.

What being on Netflix does is validates you. Like, it's way easier to talk to brands or it's very easier to talk to like the mayor of Miami when you're like, oh, he just had a Netflix special. Then he posts clips on YouTube. So it's a nice little piece of thing that like for the average person's mind goes, ah, he's a professional at this. But in terms of like, change. and selling more tickets,

nothing does that besides connection with the people. And, like, that's what I care about. When I see fucking Tyler the creator talking his shit on, I forget who show it was. Was it flexing show or something? No, that was, he was on 197. I don't know who show it was. But when I see him talking shit,

and I'm like, yes, I love what you're doing, shit on these motherfuckers. Because they think that because they're on, like, Billboard magazine or their own variety or these things, that, like, what they're doing is more valid. At the end of the day, is like, do people leave their house to see you perform?

That's right. Because a lot of motherfuckers, They're not leaving the house. RR, R, R, R, R, else, can you sell product? Can you sell product? You know what I'm saying? That's right. That's another thing, Tyler, they created them do.

They sell a lot of merchandise. Can you sell product? Can you make, can you make other people successful? You know what I mean? Can you make, can you get other, can you make people listen to somebody else? Can you make people purchase something? You know what I mean?

Just because it's your voice. Like, there's a lot of levels to this shit, man. There's levels. But I do hear what you're saying, which is like, if you're in a movie, all of a sudden it validates you. as like an entertainer or if you're on TV or if you're in these traditional platforms like dependent on the role yeah yeah depending on the role but just being in it alone is like oh this person's

a real celebrity now you know and i experienced that with Netflix and i thought it was and i thought it was great especially for that branding wise but the the difference between just being on something and like actually connecting with people having people care about what you say like people want to come out and experience shit with you, that's nothing compares to that. Like, 100%. Like, there's no way I'd trade doing podcasts or doing stand-up or posting stand-up clips for being in a movie once a year. There's no way in health.

I mean, because you make more money. Fucking everything else. Even if they were going to pay me to money, it's like, it's not going to translate to what I love, which is like filling up them fucking theaters for people, man. Like I say, if it's the right role, if it was a vehicle starring Andrew Schultz and it's a smash, you're out of here. You know what I mean? Like, whatever you're doing now is multiplied times a hundred. It's got to

be the right role. You know what I mean? That's all. That's it. That's it. Let's end on this one. This is from Glittering Neat, 8063. She wants to know will wax eat his favorite cake. What's your favorite cake, wax? I like...

Red Velvet? Yeah, I guess. some apple pie. Okay. Would you eat... That's letches? Would you eat the apple pie, you know, from your favorite bakery if it's shaped like a dick? Why?

Like, say it's shaped like a dick and the ice cream is it's a tip with a dick. Vanilla ice cream. Yep. Would you eat it? Nothing but calories over here. Yeah, but sometimes you need some calories, bro. And also, does the dick shape make it taste more delicious for some reason? Like, is there something about the shape of it?

Have you ever eaten a banana? I ate a banana before, but I make sure I'll make sure I chop it up. and throw it in the air one time or something like you. Like this. Crap. Squeeze it. Throw in the air.

Make sure. Like this. I'm like this. Just make sure. You're playing with the dick. You're just tossing it around. No, I'm popping a half. Okay.

See, everybody else go like this with it. I think it's like taking somebody's uncircumcised. You like to circumcise it first. Yeah. That's what I don't want nobody think, nothing like that. Or even bumping they do, I'm just not doing it. I feel it by for myself. I just crack in a half and squeeze it, you know.

Damn, don't threaten nobody with a good time out here, wax. Damn. Who want this shit crap? Okay. All right. All right. As always. You won't just eat a banana regular?

For what? Have you ever, like, instead of eating a banana, just, like, suck the skin off of it? I would love to see you how you eat a banana. I don't want to see it, but I want to be like, I don't know. I'm weird the way I eat bananas. Like, because what I do is I face it up and I just, and I just go like that nonstop until it's gone. Make that into a gift. Got him here.

Got him. Good job. Yo, you need that. Who's wax, bro? Got you back. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart. you think we're intelligent. You're absolutely right.

No, I did that wrong. As always, if you listen to this podcast, if you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots

who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.