The Brilliant Idiots - Certified Coughing Boy

Episode Date: September 10, 2021

This week Charlamagne, Andrew and Wax discuss Drake's "CLB" Vs. Kanye's "Donda", Vaccinated Vs. Unvaccinated, R.I.P. Michael K. Williams, Fentynol in drugs, ask an idiots and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalamaine de God. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiot. Wax is here. Back for another week of the real verses that's happening in these streets. The vaccinated versus the unvaccinated.

I got one today. You got another one? Yes, some lady in my building. She came down to the gym. What? What? The lady in the building is just giving out boosters. No, she came down to the gym.

Jim and then she got the treadmill. She looked at me and the guy who trains me. And she's like, just so I know, like, are you guys vaccinated or not? Like, if not, I'll just leave. You sound just like her too. Or something like that. Right. Yeah.

And then I was like, I was like, oh, no, we're both vaccinated. And then she gets on the treadmill. And then she starts coughing the whole fucking time you're going to turn. See, that's the other fucked up shit about this era we in. Why can't I cough? It's nothing that makes. No coughing right now. Stop.

Cawing. No. Don't be coughing out loud. What do you need to call for? You know how to breathe? It's fluid. colds, bronchitis, allergies. Go to the doctor.

You do. Bro, if you can't breathe, breathing is the most simple shit, right? In-out. And if that is a struggle for you, then you need to be inside. You need to figure out your shit. Every time I'm about the cough is like, you know how people run to go to the bathroom? Like, I run to go somewhere to cough because I don't want people thinking of my cold. And you think everybody judging you then.

You got to scream from shit like, oh, I just took a cold with us. I just judged you just now when you coughed me and you both of each other. I was judging the whole time. I was like, did this bitch ask me? If I'm vaccinated? She just coughing delta and Lambda all over to Helaton screen. I can't even use the goddamn treadmill for 24 hours. You're like, I just took a COVID test. I'm good.

You did. Oh, I did. I did actually just take one. I got to take one. I take one every skin looks good, man. Dr. Natasha Sandy, baby. Did you get a thing recently? A chemical pill? No, I haven't had a chemical fuel in a minute. Skin looks good. Dr. Natasha Sandy, man. I don't know, bro. That could be that Lambda. You know what, though? I will say, people are being ridiculous. You saw the shit Jimmy Kimmel said. What do you say? Damn, I wish we had the audio to play, man. They got it. They got a video of it somewhere. You got it? It was on my feet.

You saw it? I didn't see it, though. Did you ever lie, though, when people asked you? I lied a couple of times. You got the vaccine. I said, yeah. Just know. Wax, wax, wax.

They know you didn't get that. You fit the profile of somebody who didn't get vaccinated. Okay. You don't even use lotion. Why did you get vaccinated? You don't do anything that helps you. I'm a fuck of Johnson's Johnson. Fuck Johnson and Johnson.

The guy started winning condoms after he had two kids. Ah. You know what I mean? I got to start wearing condoms now. What did Jimmy Kim say? Listen, listen, listen, I want you to hear it. I want you to, maybe I'm misreading it. Dr. Fauci said that if hospitals get any more overcrowded,

they're going to have to make some very tough choices about who gets an ICU. But that choice doesn't seem so tough to me. Vaccinated person having a heart attack? Yes, come right on in. We'll take care of you. Unvaccinated guy who gobbled horse goo. Rest in peace, wheezy. Pause, pause, pause, pause.

So many things wrong. Okay, first of it. First of all, there's ivermectin for one. Well, there's ivermectin for horses, and there's ivermected for human beings. Mm-hmm. It won a Nobel Peace Prize. Really? And it's used for human beings.

It's an American drug. It is prescribed by doctors. This is a false story that happened once, like a fake news story that happened once Rogan said that he took it. It was just like a hit piece on Rogan. Like, look at this guy, what a piece of shade. Is it possible to overdose, though? Like fentanyl? I don't know.

I mean, look, if you're taking the horse version, then that's bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But why are people taking the horse version? Maybe because every media outlet is calling it the horse medication. So you go out and ask for the fucking horse one instead of the human one that is the one that Rogan is taken and other people is taken as well. All I know is Ivermectin is my new alias from now on. You calling yourself Ivermectin?

Yes. Okay. I like it. I fuck with it. And then the ICU bed thing is interesting, though. Yeah, I think people just explain. Who got it? I mean, I don't know.

Like, I got Vax. And if I got to go to the ICU for the same reason a motherfucker who didn't get vaccine, and I'm the guinea pig, I'm the fucking social experiment for everybody. That's why people are mad. I'm in first class. Like, I'm premium.

Yeah, but that's unethical. I think, I think, honestly, if they find out doctors are doing that they should take their license away. Oh,

I don't think doctors are. Human life is a human life. Yeah, I heard they are. They're not prioritizing. No, I heard they're turning people away if you're not vaccinated, which is insane. No, no, no, no.

Yes. That's illegal. You have to help you. That's what I thought. I'm just saying, No, because the last time I checked, today actually, New York City, all 62 counties are in the red in New York. And they said everybody vaccinated or unvaccinated should wear a mask because you still get it and you still transmit it to people. The only reason why y'all mad, like this guy right here just pissed off that we didn't get vaxed because he got it.

He like, man, fuck that. Something happened to me. Y'all ain't got it. Everything. It's a little pushy. Pushy don't work, guys. Yeah, come on, man. Pushy don't work.

You got to make it cool. Yeah. Like if you make it, it should be the opposite. Like, if it was like, remember back in the day, like, when there were no vaccines? And then people like, how do I get that shit? Yeah. I'm going to, like, people going to, like, the hood because they know black people weren't going to get it.

And there was all these white people driving fucking Bentley's. I was like, watch. And they just lined up to see if there was any vaccines. Always voices. But, you know, it's true. You just saw these nice-ass cars pulling up. What these guys do these guys do it? Yeah.

Yeah. All greens and watch was fucking baking. Yeah. Yeah, what's going on. You're popping in there. You're getting the vaccine. You're getting these shots. Yeah.

Yeah, man. And they should have like it wasn't so many. Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot. Yeah, they had too many at first. They should just act like it was always not so hard. It was too hard to get. Got to be like Jordan. They had all, everybody can get it.

They're like, man, I want that. And they were just being too pushy. We'll give you tacos for it. We'll give you weed for it. We'll pay you and get it. You never give us nothing. You never give us nothing. So you're giving me free Ben and Jerry's.

There's no way. I get that. Now, mind you, I've never lived through a pandemic. Or I guess we kind of did with, we know, we didn't kind of. We did with the swine flu. for whatever reason it didn't cause the hysteria that this did. Swine flu was infected 62 million people. Just in America, killed 12,000, hospitalized the quarter million.

Did they have a like one for it? Compared to this, bro. Like, this is 600,000 people died from this shit. Is it wild. Allegedly. Oh, come on. Conspiracy Charlotte. I'm not saying it wasn't 200.

Yo, he really hasn't gotten it yet. You got to believe that you're just immune or something. Nah, I'm hard-headed. It's not even that I'm hard-headed. I'm going to get it. I'm going to get it. Here's the thing. I'm going to get it.

But I'm going to get it when I fucking want to get it. I would have got it already if people stop being so fucking bullshit. The vaccine or the virus? The vaccine. Oh, that's what I said. No, I think I had the virus. I think I had it. You did?

I think I had it last year when we all came back from Manguola because literally everybody was sick. And now that we know more about the symptoms and everything, I'm like everybody had cold. But were you sick? Yeah. Hell yeah. When I say everybody was sick, everybody in the house,

except for the kids was sick. Like everybody. That makes sense. Everybody. Like, everybody that was on that Angola trip with us was sick. Everybody. And I didn't get over my cough to, like, late February. But I'm a, I'm a probably, I'm going to probably get the vaccine.

You know what I mean? But people are very, they're being very pushy about it. Who is, who is? What you mean? Who is? CDC? Okay. The media.

Everybody, man. They're wilding. They scare me. That's what I'm saying. Why? It's like, it's like, now he scared me even more. It's like when you're trying to surprise your girl. but you keep talking about the place that you're going.

Oh, yeah, fuck that. You know. You fuck it up. I can't surprise my girl for shit. You fuck that. Once I got some shit, yo, I was telling her shit that I'm going to get for her.

Yo! You know, but before I even get it, like, yo, I'm going to do this. Like, I was so excited.

I actually had one thoughtful thing fast through my brain. Bro. I need to share it. Let me tell you something. My wife turns 40 this year, and I'm planning something for her. And my stupid ass

is talking to her. Because that's my best friend. So you just, it's just the habit. So I'm just like, yeah, you know, such and such and such. She's like, why is such and such and such doing what? And I'm like, I just sit there stupid. Like, I'm like, huh? What happened?

I'm, I'm tired. I'm going to sleep. I'm tired. What you say? Why can't we surprise our girls, man? I'm not good at it. And I forget. Nah.

I forget the days and days. Word is born. I just get too excited. I'm like, oh, I can make her feel good. And I really need her to help me do it. everything. You know what I'm saying? I really need her to help me do everything.

Oh, yeah. So you need help you surprise her. Exactly. That's why you got to get in good with her friends. You got to know who her friends are. But you do, you know, Mandy. Yeah, man. You let the best friend handle everything and just shut the fuck up.

Okay? I want to shut the fuck up, but it's hard. Like you said. It's definitely hard, especially if you're trying to do a surprise and then you think she know because she'll be like, you know what I want to do on my birthday. He's like, what the fuck you mean? What you want to do? I got to spend all this fucking money and did this shit.

You know, Mark, the white dude with the fat ass? Of course you know, Mark. How can you forget him? Of course. How can we forget that? It's dreamy. So Mark, Mark does it, his wife is on Pinterest. You know that at Pinterest where girls basically pin all the shit that they like.

So he secretly follows her on Pinterest and then finds all the shit that she likes for the crab. All right. That she wants to wear. Smart, though. I should do that for Amazon then because she's always on. Amazon. You find out the shit that she got in her car, but she hasn't bought. You go in there and it's like, oh, you actually wanted this?

Dang, smart guy. Pinterest is this cheat code, huh? These kids know everything now, right? We have to work hard. Don't put that out there. Don't put that out there. We had to listen to conversations. You're supposed to tell us that off this shit. Right, my bad, my bad.

I didn't even know Pinterest with the social media app. Say what? I didn't know pictures of the social media app. Yeah, social media, isn't it? I think Zuckerberg. I thought it was like Google. Shit, I don't know what the fuck is. You do?

Yeah. Can you buy things from Google? Google? Yeah. Yeah, you can't Pinterest works. So that's a vibe. Listen, these kids hacked everything. They know how to be thoughtful.

Like back in the day, we had to learn how to be thoughtful. We had to like listen to for a year. Like, and then we have to sit there by ourselves while we take a shit for an hour and be like, yo, what does she like? No, I've always been thoughtful, bro. I've always been thoughtful. I'm not going to lie. I've always had a little drink in me, bro.

I'm not going to lie. man. Because you got to think we grew up on writing letters. You know what I mean? Alia told you to write a four-page letter, seal it with a kid. So you write the, do you want to go with me?

Yes, no, maybe. Black, I used to be fired with letters because that's all I had. I had no money. I had no car. I got money too quick.

Yes. Even when you was young? I mean, I wasn't taught about a kid, bro. Like a kid. No, no, no, no. I get her teddy bear. Some shit.

Writing is a long. Teddy bears used to be fired. Bro, I remember the first girl I ever made out with, bro, I bought her chocolates. Teddy bears and a rose. Your boy was getting a tongue that night. Certified, Lava boy.

How old were you then? What? Yo, relax. Did Taylor just break the chair? No. Taylor. Come on, Taylor. What hell out.

You got to chill out. That's Al director. This guy is so crazy. That's out of the director chair. You got to chill the fuck out. Yo. This guy is crazy, man. This guy's crazy.

This guy's crazy. You're like, bro, I'm too close to her for you be saying that. You're too balanced right, too. This guy's crazy. What you're going to ask her age next? Jesus Christ. God, damn, bro.

This guy's crazy. But now I always had like a shriek in me where I was just like very thoughtful, man. Really? Because I was broke. Yeah. When you broke, you come up with some amazing, amazing, amazing, amazing ideas. That is true.

That is true. That's why you got to keep the essence of brokenness with the money. I know, but it's just so hard. realize that like a gift that's expensive is so much easier. There's way less time. But the thoughtfulness is the shit. No, no, the thoughtfulness stays with them.

It's way more impactful. But if you want to look for like efficiency and time, I'm not proud of this. Yeah. But like the longer I wait to get my girl a gift, the more expensive that shit gets. Oh. If I plan a gift for her a month in advance, I'll get something that's like exactly what she wants. She loves. It's thoughtful card.

If it's three days before and I'm scrambling. You're going to be fucked. Your voice, I got to call the account. Yo, open up the hands. It's always last minute, though. Last minute's bad. I don't know why we do that. It's so dumb.

Because we got to make up for how unthoughtful the gift is with how expensive it is. Because, you know what I mean? And then it depends what kind of taste your woman got. Your woman might not even want that expensive shit. She might not even want that shit. She might not even want it. Like, why you give me this? And but the way New York, the way New York set up.

right now. I wouldn't buy my woman nothing expensive. New York is nuts. Unemployment is over. She's on flashlights and fucking mace. Oh, this motherfucker. Yeah, that's what she really knows. It's not to get real, huh? About to. Yeah, it's already being real. This shit is disgusting out here. You ain't seen a dude? Dude, in Brooklyn dressed up like a Hasidic Jew. And the video is so crazy. He dressed up like an acidic Jew.

He's acting like he's in the hood of his car, like under the engine, right? And he's working. Guy comes out. Guy gets in his truck. dude just runs up behind him pow pow pow smoke some jumps in like a Nissan Central Maximum just drives off puts the hood of the car down and just drives up Doesn't want anything from the guy

He didn't do it nothing just a straight Probably was a hit probably was a hit Probably got paid to do a hit Saw this other video in the Bronx just now They just made the guy run everything Prys and pick your sneakers Give me your watch Give me everything like yo

New York is bad Dove showed me a video on Melrose Right there on Melrose Like the shopping district of Melrose We're talking about like a nice area in L.A these people are just at a cafe outside eating and two dudes walk up with pistols pull them out take all their shit

take all the bags right walk right to fuck off listen you've all guys hit up right out here too yeah but that was way before PPP and way before COVID that was years ago all in PPP these loans and all that stuff is gone unemployment gone they spent that money up people starving strip clubs I wouldn't buy my girl nothing nice I don't want to wear nothing nice I'm chill I'm getting nothing really you may stay out the way

It's bad out here right now. Yes. It's too much. It's like you either got or you didn't got shit. And it don't matter what race you are. They're coming for. Hey, it's about the halves and the have-nots right now. Period.

That's it. Well, maybe people get back to work. They need to. Not because for real, there's so many restaurants that couldn't open because they don't have enough employees. They're in a mode or not working. They're in a mode of scamming. They learned how to survive without work. That's right.

People think that's a missed. That's fucked up. I got a homeboy. Smooth to my dude. I don't want to say his name. because I don't know if I'm put his business out there like that. Maybe not if it's illegal. No, it's not illegal, but he owns a bunch of franchises.

He owns a bunch of a restaurant that everybody knows. And he was saying, like, yo, he can't even get people to come back to work. Is everybody so busy collecting unemployment? Exactly. But now that unemployment is cut off. Maybe people will go back to work. Go get that $10 an hour, $15 an hour, whoever is that. And don't be too proud to work at a fucking McDonald's are of Buffalo Wild Wings.

Work at a Buffalo Wild Wings, but you weren't too proud to accept money from the government. That should makes no sense. Because I had to sleep late, you get to smoke, like to buy weed from the government, government buying me weed and all that type of shit. They already used to know how to survive without jobs now. I wonder if you practice bad habits like that.

Can you even get back in the mold? Like after a year and some change and not. They're not working out. Yeah. So hard to get back. That first day at work, I quit. Fuck you.

That's why your stomach goes like that? You bugging. I'm early. Yo, yesterday, Jass, Lutea, jazz, man. Jazz said the funniest shit. Jazz said,

our home girl, Jazz from New Orleans. Jazz looked at wax and jazz said, he got a big ass stomach on the low. Don't let him fool you. No, she said, well, you're not looking. Yeah, when you're not looking. He got a big ass stomach when you're not looking. But that means when people look at wax sucking it.

She said that because I was eating a bunch of gummies and I was like, yo, what the fuck is going on? I'm wilding. Crafty service always do that to me. Oh, craft service? Sucks. Bro. It's a stupid idea.

Tell people what craft services. Okay. So for shows, obviously. I'm assuming that you guys are doing this for your show. Yep. You're filming a TV show or anything like that where people aren't set for 10, 12 hours a day. They just have a section where there's a few tables

and they just have it full of food, sweets, candy, chocolates. All the worst stuff in the world. And it's just right there and accessible. And if anybody's ever been around a TV set, you know it's the most boring thing on the fucking planet. You just sit up and wait. Oh, exactly.

Hurry up and wait. So you're just standing there all day. So I'm like, should I stand here and not have a Hershey's? Or should I just stand here and have a Hershey's or a gummy bear or a sourpatch kids. and it's a bad idea because if you film in a show for a few months, you will gain weight. Just by looking at it.

Just by being around it, bro. I'm just by looking at the shit. And you're over 12 fucking hours a lot of times, so it's not like you're working out. You need some type of something, man. And that's the point. Like, you're just bored. Yeah.

That's literally what it is. So pick up a book, read a book, drink some water. That's the other thing, too. When you're hungry, a lot of times you're thirsty. Yeah, I heard of that. You know what I mean? Just drink water. I drink water.

If you actually drink the amount of water you're supposed to drink during the day, you won't get hungry. Bro, if I started reading, I'll probably get more hungry. What? Not much energy that's going to take from me. Well, reading? Yeah, you tell me to read a book that shit.

Keeping the book on your lap. Actually, I have to pay attention. That's my energy. I'll be hungry as hell. What do we think of Drake's album? Not entertaining me. What do we think of Drake's album, guys? Yo, can I...

I gotta say something. Not set on Flakey. I understand Kanye's genius now. Okay, bring it down. So we were in OKC, we were doing shows, and after the final show on Saturday, we just started playing some Kanye and some Drake, and we're just going back and forth with CLB and then Donda.

Okay. Right? One song for one song. And the production on Kanye is so superior. Absolutely. Absolutely. To anything else. And then we started comparing it just to other songs.

songs. And you play a Kanye song versus any other song of the same time period. It's just in another fucking galaxy, right? And I never understood that because I thought producing music was easy. I'll be honest. I'm ignorant. I thought it was just like you get a fucking keyboard and you set a couple of things easy. It's nothing, right? I didn't realize that what he was doing was super fucking innovative and different. So now I understand why he believes he's so great because he's like, look how different what I'm doing is from what everyone else is doing. And then when I do it, They all start doing it. I am a great innovator.

Kanye West is a musical genius. It's not even, that's never up for the moment. I get it, and there's no doubt. I always thought he was a great producer, but I didn't realize how stark a difference there was. I'm going to tell you should listen to my beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Oh, dude, we started going through everything. I listened to that this weekend.

I was like, yo, this is one of the greatest albums of all time. Forget rap. Just like everything. Yeah, yeah. So I'm listening to Donda, and I'm realizing, like, Donda has higher highs. CLB is more consistent. So Donnell will go with these like super like off the grid.

Off the grid. Jesus Lord. Jesus Lord. Jail. And jail part two. Like both of them are fire. And. The joint with Roddy Rich.

Yeah. That's off the grid. I'm bugging. That's off the grid. No, no. Cardi's I think on off the grid. I don't remember. But the record of Roddy Rich.

One is good. So there's a few there's super high. And then there's a bunch that are like regular like mids or just even misses completely. But Drake's is consistent all the way through. That's Drake. It's consistent all the way through. It's like, you know, maybe seven and a half, eight all the way through. And, but it doesn't reach the fucking high.

Like, I don't feel compelled to listen to a song in the album. I'm just being honest. And I think his bars are way better than Kanye. Like, I think Kanye is, like, mediocre to bad at rapping. And I think Drake is unbelievable at rapping. I think Drake is on Jay-Z's level of rap. I'm not going to go that far, but Drake should rap his asshole. But let me just say why.

I say that. I say that because like we were and we were listening to things back and forth. We were listening to a lot of Watch the Throne. We were listening to, I think when Kanye raps about his frustration with women, it's the authentic self. For me, I'm always looking for authentic self in comedy, in music, whatever it is. When he wraps about his frustrations with women, you actually feel like, oh, this is who he is and the lines make sense. Everything else, he's trying to like put on an identity and like pretend to be someone. And then when he wraps about it, the lines don't even make sense. Like we're watching what watch.

I think it was watch the throne. We go, I'm beasting off the re-sling. And it's like, it sounds good. And then you think about it. You're like, ain't nobody want to get fucking shit faced off of white wine. Well, here the thing. And nobody says beasting when they're drunk. I'm beastie right now.

I do. I don't know. I've never heard that saying before. I, no, I haven't. So I'm like, I'm looking at all these things and I'm like, oh, a lot of these lines are corny because he's pretending to have this persona. Is he an activist? Oh,

no, is he a man of God? You know, is he a rock? He doesn't really write either, though. Well, there you go. So now you're not running from that space, right? When you listen to Jay-Z say a bar and Drake has his ability to, they say something that sticks with you. And it's fucking aspirational, but it's real. Like,

I'm not a businessman, I'm a businessman. You say that shit and you perk up a little bit. I would like to be that. Let me handle my business. Damn. You know what I mean? Like there's certain things that are just so authentic. And Wayne had this as well. We were going back and listening to like Wayne when he was in a pocket. And it was like, oh, there were certain lines where you were just like, holy shit.

This is something I would like to experience. I would like to feel. And I think Drake has that ability. So when you look at just like bars on the album, I'm like, I find myself wishing I could relate to this or relating to these things. With Kanye, I don't find it as much. But that's because I think his communication isn't through bars. It's through music. Through production.

Drake can make you feel something with words. Kanye can make you feel the exact same thing through the production. That's why, you know, I text you this weekend because I saw what you said, and I literally was saying the same thing. I would love to see Drake and Kanye work more together, because they worked together in the past. That makes sense. And I think Drake should write for Kanye and Kanye should produce for Drake.

I would rather, I would love to hear a Drake album executive produced by Kanye West, and I would love to hear a Kanye album written by Drake. Yes. Just because I feel like they both study the fuck out each other. Say that thing about that. You said something really good about that when you were like Drake knows Kanye. Yeah, Drake knows Kanye intimately because he studied him so much. And Drake, you know, we all sit around, especially when you got an issue with a person, right?

So when you got an issue with a person, you start really studying them and picking them apart and seeing what makes them tick, what drives them, what pisses them off. Like, I feel like Drake could really write from the Kanye perspective that we know now in a real way. And I think Kanye can sit with Drake and tell Drake things that he's feeling and Drake could pin it the right way. And for Kanye's production, man, I think Kanye could bring some different things out of Drake. Like I think about that Andre 3000 verse, right? Holy. Yeah. Which is.

Holy. I felt that more than anything I heard about either one of them. But it's such an amazing expression of the divine masculine. And it's, it's, that verse is what I thought Donda album was going to be. Should have been. As introspective as he was on that verse, you know, dealing with the grief. of his mom passing. I thought that's what...

What are you talking about Kanye's verse or Andre's? No, Drey's verse. I thought Drey's verse was going to be what that whole album was, right? But think about what that production. That production and whatever story Kanye told Andre bought that verse out.

Kanye brings the best out of his feature. That's what I'm saying. And you also know you're not going to waste a verse on a Kanye track because you're experiencing something musically where you're like, I haven't really heard a lot of beats that are this moving, I want to bring it here. If you're just on some like regular

boom boom bap shit, you're like, all right, I can mail this thing in. But you hear a song, like you even, on Watch the Throne, you even see Jay like pushing. Yeah. Like, really? Like who's going to stop me?

The last verse of who going to stop me? Murder for excellence. Oh, that's not, is that one of the throne? No, no, no, the Pablo Picasso, Rathco's Wilkes. Graduated from the corner. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, like, it builds his momentum. He does.

Oh, yeah, Jay different. But I think, I think... You know what I'm saying? Like, he ups the level. Yes, that's what I think, yeah, he could do for Drake. Because to your point, and this is what I was saying last year when everybody was, you know, jumping down my throat, it's like, Drake is consistently good.

We can even say Drake is consistently great, but you know what you're going to get from Drake. That's right. There's not another level. But I think he could get there, but he chooses not to. Sometimes he does, though. Like, there are certain songs that, like, are just memorable and impactful. And I was waiting for like one or two of those on certified lover boy.

I was like, there's going to be two where I'm like, man, I just got to keep. The closest one for me is the timestamp record. The timestamp one was that 7 a.m. and bridal path or something like that? 70 brawlap was dope. The first one, champagne or something like that. Huh? Too sexy or something like that. That's the one you find introspective.

No, I'm just saying because when Envy said that earlier this morning, I already knew exactly how Drake flow and how he going sound in the words. And I never heard the song before. And that's what I mean. Like, I think Drake is dope, but it's just like, yo, what he does is good, great. And it's always going to be good and great until somebody comes along and shows you better. Like for the past 11 years, he hasn't had to do anything but be Drake. Okay. But let me say this, though.

I think that his ability to rap, his actual voice, his voice control. I think is JZ level. I know people are going to shit on me for that. I don't care. But maybe there's another generation. We're a little bit older. Maybe the next generation is looking at him in the same way that we looked at Jay-Z or bigger, these guys.

Of course. So Jay-Z is Jordan? Is he LeBron? LeBron or Kobe? Drake is-Bron. Kanye is Kobe. Fair enough. So it's like, but I'm just saying bars.

I'm like, I'm looking. This is as elite as you get. You can't get more elite. So when you're saying, why don't they work together, what I think Drake needs is just production. I don't think Drake needs but better bars. I don't think. think you spit better than him.

Because even that sexy song, I heard that beat before. That beat had to be out before. Oh, you heard it when we were younger. There was a song, I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my son. From you your dance to that in Tim Gray. It hurts. I actually did that inside the talent show.

The talent show, yeah. Yeah, lying. Oh, you did. I was too sexy. You want to see waxy. You want to see Wax? You want to see Wax looking too sexy? Chill out.

Hold on. I'm going to show y'all wax looking too sexy, man. Why? Why? This is Wax. supposed to go up for real? It's privacy. I'm going to put that shit up for you.

This is the wedding. Isn't this the way? Chap got us. That is not no goddamn wedding. Chill out. That's him and his boys forming their band again. That's the fucking...

You know I play the music? They like the eight heartbeats. They're temptations, bro. The fucking Pips. I play the bass. Yeah, not one of you fits in a suit. Not one. Look how Wack got his shirt.

hanging out because it don't feel. What are these shoes? What are the shoes you're wearing? The shoes are crazy. He tried to wear Tim's and they wouldn't let them. Yeah, they would let me. Listen, everything came in two hours. Hold on, we got to put it up.

Let me send it to you in Taylor. No. How do you do that? What's privacy? Bro, I don't know how to get this over there, but get that over there because everybody needs to see that. Everybody needs to see this. No, bro.

This screech me to see this. This was on Facebook. This was on Facebook. Why? I don't know why. I'm trying. You got it? Please put that up.

Before you put that up, but no. Andre, yes. But I think that, you know, Connie just brings the best out of people. And like I said,

I think Drake is consistently good. He's consistently great. But we know what to expect from Drake. And what he does is always going to be good enough and great enough until somebody comes along. They show his people better. Because LeBron always got. higher.

I'm saying? And Drake does. Bron and Drake are championships, man. Exactly. There's no respect, but like I said, I know exactly that is flowing. Everything is going to be. Braun and Drake are the same because Braun is the best of his era. Yo.

And he's been the most dominant of his era. Now, have there been other players that have come around? Yes, Steph Curry. We're not going to sit here and act like Steph Curry is not part of this era, bro. Steph Curry revolutionized the game of basketball. Steph has three wings, a couple of MVPs. Steph is in there, just like Kendry. Yeah, but I'm not building my.

franchise around the best version of Steph. I'm building my franchise around the best version of LeBron. I mean, you'd have a lot of success. I'm not. You'd have a lot of success. Not because a lot of things have to fall into place in order for, you know, you to have super success with Steph. You got to get a clay.

You got to get a Dreymond. You know what I mean? You got to get a Steve Kerr to coach. Like, it's a lot of things that go into play. LeBron, wherever he goes, you can build a franchise around him. Yeah. Same exact thing with Drake. Yeah.

And Drake's just been that consistently good. Drake got rings. You know what I mean? He's been the fucking good at rapping. He's good at, he's beyond good at rap. He's amazing at rap. He's really good at rap. He's an elite, bro.

You got to give it up. Where's that song that's like song cry? Where is that never changed song for me? That's what I'm saying. I never heard that difference. That's what I'm saying. But that's what I mean when I say it is, where's the other level? Like, because people use the word introspective.

He does introspective records, but as vulnerable as, as Drake seems to be, I don't know if we've heard that real vulnerability. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't even know how you feel about fatherhood. What's in your pocket? A weapon? I don't know. I keep taking his unemployment seriously.

I've been doing that. My daddy always had to keep a little. I've been seeing your shoes lately. You better take that shit serious, too. These are good running shoes. All right. Well, you better run. All right.

I'm prepared. But, like, even on this album, I think Drake's line, Drake got a line, like, I had to fuck a bunch of girls to get a son like you. Yeah. That's how you feel about father. Yeah. I mean, it's a slick line. I like it.

I want to hear something a little deeper. He was very deep. It's as deep as you can go. Yeah. I had to get to you to make this happen. Yeah, but no, I had to fuck a bunch of girls to get a son like you. Like he was out. I don't know. Maybe it seems like I'm captain, but like he was out there.

It was out there fucking everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He gets, I assume, is what he's saying is the most beautiful thing that's ever entered his life. So he's not looking at fucking a bunch of girls is like, yeah, I'm all my whole shit. This is fucked up. He's like, look at this beautiful thing that came from fucking all these things. Yeah. And I even heard him.

I even heard him mention therapy on the album. You didn't hear a mention therapy. No, I did. Oh, yeah. He did. He mentioned therapy on the album. And I'm like, y'all want to hear more of that. Like, I want to hear more about what it feels like to be the biggest thing ever from a city, put a city on a map.

The distress that comes with that. Maybe I don't listen to enough drink. I don't. I don't. I think I do. But I haven't really capture that. You know what I mean? Like, it's like a lot of more money, more problems.

Sure. But what are the problems? Even when you complain about your friend group, it's like, bro, if you're complaining about your friend group and you complaining about all these women, maybe it's you. Your therapist will tell you that. Yeah.

Maybe it's you. I don't want to hear that from my therapist is me. I'm tired of that shit. It's him reaching these levels of success and the way that that changes people. Yeah. That's what I assume. How would it changed him, though?

Well, I'm sure you've gone through this. Like, you get more successful, and all of a sudden you notice that people's energy around you changes. And it's not because they hate you or love you or anything like that, is they just start to feel uncomfortable around you. You haven't changed at all, right? No, I have. We all do.

You know, 50 cents said it's the best 50 cents say, yo, if you made money and you haven't changed, you haven't made enough. And I don't even think it's just about the money. It's just about the opportunities and things you may be doing, man. Like everybody don't deserve access to your energy. That's just the truth to the matter. You got your team. you got a crew of people that you have around you that you feel comfortable with.

Keep your energy high. It keeps your energy. Word up. You got to keep the right circle around you, man. That is true. I think that's what he's saying. He's got his crew. He got his crew.

And then he's saying the people outside of the crew, they could treat you different. They could want something from you. When you're in a position where you could help people, right, it changes their energy around you. It is just naturally because everybody's looking for their salvation. And so you got to be able to have a strong constitution within that. so that you can keep being the person you are, even though you know everybody around you actually wants something from you. And that probably gives you anxiety, man.

That's probably why your anxiety is going up in a lot of ways through your success because you're like, oh shit. And that's why I changed my phone number. You did? Yes, what you mean? You got it. I know. Yes, you too?

What are you talking about? You texting me today. I text you all the time. What are you talking about? It's a new number? Yeah. That's still says Charlemagne. Well, that's what you're saying?

Yeah. You know what's funny? Is it? Neil Brennan hit me. Neil Brennan hit me and he was like, yo, did Charlotte get a new number? I was like, nah. I was wondering

when Neil was talking about now. I was wondering if you got kidnapped. I'm like, me and Shultz was wondering if you got kidnapped. I'm like, me and Shots, that's a show every week. What are you talking about? Yeah, because I texted you, I texted you, that shit went green. I was like, I don't know, maybe he's in a guilla or something. You know how to cut you're in a plane.

Salute to my God, Neil. Neil. Yeah, Shouts and Neil, man. Neil found God, bro. I know, ayahuasca. Ayahuasca made him find God, bro. I actually want to sit down and talk with him about that because I have mixed feelings. He's in town.

He's got his show, man. Why you don't bring him on flagrant? I told him I want to come on flagrant. He's so focused about this show. He found God. That's good. He listened to gospel. Ayahuasca made him flying God.

He listened to God. But just to put a button on the Drake thing, man, and even Kanye, I know sometimes it seems like we're overly critical at him. Yeah. But the reason we're overly critical of them because we know they're successful. Like they're breaking all screaming records and they're selling all these records, both of them have sold a bunch of records. Their status is certified in that department.

So now the only thing we're judging them on is music. It's the same thing with Braun every year, right? Like, we're only judging Braun on winning championship. Like, that's literally the bar for Braun every year. Like, I was debating me and Wayno was having a conversation. And Wayno was like, you know, he was talking about Kendrick. He was like, you're only as good as your last project. So Kendrick's only as good as damn then.

Like, you're still on that, you still down that high. And then he goes, I'm like, and I don't even believe. that logic because if you say you're only as good as your last whatever, we know LeBron's better than the first round playoff loss. You know what I'm saying? So that logic don't make no sense. Is he? He's got to prove he.

What do you mean? He could have lost it. He could have lost a step. He could have been getting old. He's still Bronno. I'm saying he could. And then this year he's going to prove that he's still Bronn. But right now we're waiting for him to prove it.

Yeah, but nobody, nobody does that except for Michael Jeffrey Jordan. You know what I mean? Michael Jeffrey Jordan was the only person who. got it and didn't stop getting it for six years. Like, everybody has peaks in valleys. One year. One year he didn't. But those guys are always,

Braun is still Bronn. Like, nothing is going to stop LeBron James from being LeBron James. But can he win the championship again? It don't, why does he got? No, you know what? You're right. No, you're right. You're right.

You're right. You're right. Because that's what we're doing with Drake and Kanye. Yeah. And you know, we want you to win a championship every time you put an album out. We don't want just a 25 and 10 game. Yeah, exactly. We want the chip.

What about the girl that ran? I also think, like, I also think there's, what's that? The girl that ran? She was doing good all this time. She got nice place. But she was never that fast. We just didn't know anything about track and field.

Come up. You think you're fast, man. You know fast. No, but that's crazy, running. She was never supposed to beat the Jamaican girls. She was not going to beat nothing of Jamaica. But Americans don't know anything about track and field.

So when we saw her beating all the Americans in the truck. were like, oh, she's the best. I know enough to know, even if you look at the time, she's the six fastest in the world. You know who the top three are? Jamirka! That's right. Even with her fastest time, she would have placed fourth.

You really still listening to her about running, brother? You're right. You're right, Taylor. You're right, Taylor. You don't listen to Taylor about running. You got smoothed. We're not listening to you about running. That shit traumatizes Taylor, bro.

I made your handstring. That shit traumatizes Taylor. Yeah. Somebody held that fire in the tail in. She didn't tell us. It's something we ain't seen. Somebody probably back home in Philly. They probably roasted her, you know.

I see you on that John, John getting dusted on that John. I seen you on that John getting dusted, yo. I seen you getting dusted on that John. What happened? This is what happened. What happened was you disrespected me by thinking you could even come close. That's what happened. You were disrespectful by thinking that you could beat me.

I could be Shikari Richardson. Yo, don't show, listen, don't show up. Don't show up this show's Philly show, yo. I'm telling you, people who are walking by, you're going, zoom! Now they are. Don't do it. Don't do it.

I'm telling you. Why do you want to fight? Everybody. Yo, chill out. Chill out. Because you lost the race you want to fight? How about this? You're a loser.

How about this? You catch me, you can fight me. Who do we talking about? Love you, Taylor. No, you don't. I do love Taylor. Wow. Damn, Taylor.

Oh. Taylor, we love you. Taylor, if you don't shut your- Why you, what's up? You blame the Shorts on performance? You blame what Shokes got performance enhancement or something? Damn. Taylor, I swear to God, if you don't say I love you back,

we might have to fight. I'm about to pay some bills. Taylor didn't ruin them. Taylor, we might have to fight. What happened? Because she lost and she saw about it. You all about it. You are salt.

You are salt. You are salt. You are salt. Tell me she went the Ishka Bibles this weekend. How are you going to win a race at iska Bibbles? That's true, yo. That's a good-ass point. Let's pay some bills.

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we're not launching, but I'm having my first ever mental wealth expo. Like, you all have been to health expos before, right? Like, you know, you go to like a health expo, and it's all about physical health and things that are going on, you know, with people, you know, physically. But this is a mental wealth expo. And it's going to be a day of mental health and healing education. It's going to be on World Mental Health Day on Tintin at the Marriott Marquis Times Square, New York. Okay? You can go to mental wealth expo.com for more information on that, man.

It's going to be just a great day of like, you know, we got a, like, like Debbie Brown is going to. do her podcast live. Michelle Williams, dropping gems. Michelle Williams checking in. She's going to do her podcast live, which is called checking in. I got my man Jason Wilson there. Jay Barnett's going to be there. Dr. Alfie, Briland Noble.

Angela Ryder is actually going to be in conversation with Resma Minicham. If you haven't read my grandmother's hands, amazing book that discusses racial trauma in America from the black perspective and white perspective. It's incredible. So they'll be in conversation about that book. My man, David McCuller, who has the mental health Jim Inception in Farmington, Michigan, he'll be there.

And it's from 11 to 4 on 1010 and it's free to the public. You know what I'm saying? I don't feel like these information and these resources, you can't charge for anything like this, you know what I mean? So far from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., World Mental Health Day is free. It's open to the public. Marriott Marquis, Times Square, New York. It's going to be a bunch of different rooms that people can go in and out of and learn

how to do yoga and meditate. We got rooms about, you know, plant-based medicine and how to heal through food. We got rooms that you can just go in and talk about anxiety and depression. We got rooms for family members who are dealing with, you know, a family who's schizophrenic, bipolar, things of that nature. So 10-10, World Mental Health Day, Marriott, Marquis Times Square. And then what happens? Is it like a, there's like a ticket they buy and they have access to everything or like?

Yeah, you go to, if you go to Mental Wealthexpo.com, you can sign up. Let us know you're coming because it's over to the public. And you also, you register to get like, exclusive. more exclusive things when you're on site. But everybody's going to get treated with love. Everybody's going to get treated with respect. Like there's no, like this is just something. Like when you're doing stuff like this, man,

you got to make it free to the public. Like, why wouldn't you give this information away? Why would you charge people to, you know, learn more about mental health? You know what I mean? To learn more about healing. If you truly care about helping people. I don't knock nobody who, you know,

who charges for stuff like this. But it's just like, you know, for me, I'm like, eh, you know. I want to make it free for everybody. I think giving the vaccine after. I think the tricky thing is. like you can want it to be free for everybody, but that's if you can afford it. Like so costs money to like, you have to employ the people that are going to work the event. Get the venue, all of that stuff like that.

Yeah, absolutely. I don't think there's much wrong with like making money off of, let's say, helping people. Well, you get sponsors. Yeah. So the sponsors that want to attach their name to the event, you let them attach their name to the event. And then that way you can take care of people. You know what I mean? That's all.

That's it. That's it. I mean, that's a podcast. That's model. That's definitely the problem. That's every model, by the way. But I would knock it. Like, you put out a book that, you know,

shine a light on mental health and that book costs money, but it still helped people. And I'm sure there are a lot of people that read that book. They're like, wait a minute, for 20 bucks, I got tens of thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of thousands of dollars of, like wisdom that really changed my life. That's a fucking bargain. Listen, I think all mental health care professionals should get top dollar.

I think all spiritual advisors should get top dollar. I think all sacred purposes. should get top dollar. Like, they, what they do is great. At least for me, I pay for what I want. And I pay for what makes me feel better. And I pay for what I like. All of those things make me feel better.

So it's like, whatever. You pay for the gym. That's right. We pay for all these things. That's right. I don't know. And when I say investing. You always give you a drunk uncle a beer.

I'm saying? You always give you a good word. There you go. Yeah. Okay. Nah, I understand what he's going. It's like, you're going to go grab a beer because you know that after you give him. He's got some wisdom for you.

And that's worth a. Akelobe light or whatever, right? Easy. Corona. Shut up. Investing you in Mincoel. You got some shit, yo. You might got some shit.

I get brought a kitis every year. No. No. Jokes, man. Every year I get, the same way waxing it that colds saw every year. Yeah, yeah. Why do you?

Why do you? Why do you have to do that? That's crazy. Me and Shots ain't even saying that. This is the first time saying about your cough. That's crazy. We'd have been looking at each other. As soon as he says something,

you throw me under the bus. A cold sore? You know damn well he gets it monthly, this guy. I see your clothes on every month. You're going to say once a year. I ain't get no cold store. It says Myrtle Beach, man.

You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're a liar. One last time I got one. You had one. Yes, that last year. Where?

Right before COVID. Where at? On your mouth. Where? You don't know where. It was on the left or right side. I don't remember. I didn't look that deep.

He's got the exact side. Taylor, you ain't never seen waxed with a cold sole? Exactly. You're happy they're wearing Matt. That's the only reason you're still wearing a mask. The couple of that goddamn cold soul That shit got me a cold sore Around this time of here

Right after his birthday That shit come, bro Right after y'all Right after the third And before Halloween That shit coming That's it That's actually good timing

Because you wear a mask For Halloween That's right Your Coltor is the great pumpkin bro That shit is rising It never I listen

Y'all listen to this nigga He's crazy It's not wrong with this name I had that one cold sore I regret this shit. I should try to pop it, man. I tried to pop a sore up here on my lip. That means up on my fucking on my skin.

It wasn't even on my lip. What did you mean? It was always up here. Now you coughing. Whoa. See what I'm saying? See what the fuck? See what the fuck?

Nope. See what the fuck? All right. Taylor, let's do some shit you won't care about next week. Pull it up. Mark off. Sorry, guys. This is going to have to be a short podcast because, you know.

Well, listen. We're busy, bro. People making money. Charleman got a show out. And by the way, how much y'all want to hear from us? A lot. You talk for five days weeks. God damn, it's the breakfasts up.

It's flagrant too. It's stand up. Yeah. Okay. The talk show's coming next week. Like, right. Yeah. No, I appreciate you.

God forbid they want to listen to you. God forbid. They want to do the thing. You know what's so funny? You know what's so funny? We had this conversation because there's a level of, of leadership in the podcast game. There is.

There's a level of elitism. Because we've had a lot of success for a long time. And, you know, sometimes you don't realize that, like, if you getting 2,000 listeners a month on your podcast, you're in the top 3% of podcasts. Is that right? That's a fact. I think that's more indicative of how many podcasts are.

Maybe. You know what I mean? Maybe. Maybe. Probably. There's a lot of podcasts. It's a lot. No, for real.

It's a lot. If you're getting a podcast, you're doing, you're doing, you're doing a lot. I went over $10 a month, you're cooking. Advertisers coming. You know what I'm saying? But, you know, we're spoiled over here. I'm sorry. Don't you talk to an elite podcaster like that.

Yeah, real talk. You've seen our numbers? Yeah, real. You said what? Oh, my God. What? A listener was trying to say like, oh, they're trash anyway, blah, blah, blah.

I'm like, well, that's not according to our numbers. Whatever. No, that's not true. Yeah, I get it, but that's not true, though. You can be trashed with big numbers. You could definitely be trash with big numbers. Everybody, I hate when people use that argument. Like, I hate when people say, like, oh, I sold a bunch of records.

So what? The album's wet. You know what I mean? Or, like, you had a great stand-up, but the ratings were such a set. But the show was whack. You know what I mean? Like, I don't like that. I don't like that. Yeah.

I did that earlier to somebody because they really did hurt my feelings on the radio. What happened? We was doing slander to the breakfast club, and this woman called and she said, you need to go to college. You need to sit in somebody's class. I'm tired of hearing you on the radio asking questions that everybody knows the answer to. I'm like, what the fuck that got to do with everybody else? If I ask a why for something, why can't I ask why? Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? How do you get offended off that? And I said, no, because she said to me, have you ever heard yourself? I don't know why that shit stung me a little bit, right? You get back your own medicine. That's literally how you talk to me. So I said to her, I flexed on her a little bit. I said, I'm doing better than you.

You said that. Yeah, you were upset, right? I do. I admit it. You don't know what she's doing. I don't. That could be Thia. It stung a little bit.

Like, tell me to fucking go to college. I don't want to go to no goddamn college. She was like, nobody cares about your honorary degree. Go get a real one. Wow. That's how like somebody you know. Your haters will know everything about you, man. Yeah. That sounds like somebody you know.

This is some, this is a lot of shit happened last night. I'm at, I'm at his comedy club last night. And this comic, like OG wildly successful will remain nameless, but like wildly successful. She did it on you? No, he comes up, right? He sees me and a couple of homies hanging out. Ricky, you know Ricky. Ricky, you know, Ricky.

Ricky just did his HBO special. Yeah, he did, man. We got to pump that. We got to have him on here. But shouts of Ricky, man. Giulio, Dan Soda, we're just hanging. And this comic comes down and he sees us all hanging out. He goes, he is, uh, all right, you guys just going to hug all night or something like that?

I'm like, ah, come here, man. I'll give you a hug. He's like older guy, OG, like, white guy, white guy, white. I won't say it. And, hey, guys, he comes, though. And I'm like, I come in, I'll give you a hug. He goes, he goes, he goes, he goes, oh, hey, hey, Mr. Hip Hop, grew up in the East Village. And I'm like, okay.

He goes, hey, Mr. Hipop. I took hip hop. But I grew up in East Village. And my mom's a ballet dancer. And I'm like, I'm like, when he said the mall's a ballet dancer thing, I just kind of laughing because of OG. His name's Clarence. He went to a private school.

He's got real good parents. So I'm like, I just laugh at her. Because it's like a real like, you know, this is out here, right? Like a guy guy? Like one of the ghosts. Nah, no, no, not, not. Not goat. Not goat, but like in success.

In success. Okay. And no, it's not time for that. And he goes in the room and I'm like talking to boys. I'm like, wait, hold on. Was I getting like passive aggression from him, right? And I'm so like crazy. Like I'm in my head.

So he's coming off stage. So I'm just like, no, I got to talk to him. Right? Like, because I'm going up next. And he comes off. And I'm like, what's up, man? He goes, hey, yeah, where'd you go to school? And something, he tries to do it again.

And I just go out and I'm like, how'd you know what my mom did? They got to study you. You got to pay attention to that shit. You got to that level of hate. That's not regular, like, you just listen to a podcast and you got my Instagram box. You went on a deep dodge.

You know what I mean? Like something triggered you. That's good. It was something bothering. I can tell you what triggered you. We triggered him. Your success. Yes, you know.

He's not at home. He's like, what the fuck is with this show? Guy. Why do you like him? What are he going to see with him? That's exactly what it is. He didn't come up on their road. I'm not going to lie.

I love that. He's supposed to. This is why you got to have women around you. Make the haters feel pain. This is why I love the fact that my circle is like 90% women because women will always get the real intel. I've had women come to me and literally say to me, this person asked, why do people like him so much? Like, what is it? And not in the like, not in the like, hey,

And we're like, what's up? What is it with him? Why do people like this? Why like him so much? And she was like, what do you mean? Like, and they have a real back and forth conversation. That's what that dude did to you. It was funny?

And I asked him, I said, the host is bringing me on stage. But I'm just talking to him and like, give him for Andrew Schultz. But I'm just like, I need to know like why. And he's, oh, I must watch an interview or something like that. And I was like, all right. Have a good day, bro. You didn't give him no bars on stage. You didn't give him no balls on stage.

You didn't do any. No balls on stage. It's like OG But it was like, like you said, it was one of those things like, oh, oh, those guys are seeing something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what it is. He's triggered by your success. He's sitting at home. And he's, let me see what the fuck is up with these shows. Isn't that?

Because you know the thing about comedy, which it shouldn't be, but I guess it is, it's always competition. Yeah. Like the competition is, it's not linear with you. Well, I know it is linear.

It's like the goats are still competing with everybody that's here. If you're making noise in the comedy space, you, the game. Yeah. I mean, maybe not

Sapel. I don't know. Nah, and I was talking to my mind about it and he said an interesting thing. It's like,

even though we don't see him is that way, because you might like look up to somebody, like a lot of comics I feel like losers. Like that's why they got into the shit. And like,

they could justify where they are when they're like selling tickets. But then when they see like a show that we try to put on like some like cool, like fun, like we want to make it like some rock star shit. And it's selling the same tickets. I think that's where it starts to eat away from them a little bit.

You know what I mean? You went outside the box and still made it happen. Yeah. Times changed, guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, OGs. But it is funny how they'll research. They'll research they hate.

Of course. They want to know. They want to. They're trying to figure out what's in the secret sauce. That's literally what it is. They're trying to figure out what's in the secret sauce. And guess what? We don't even know.

We're just being us. It's a secret from us. They weren't. They didn't tell us. I can't even read. Why do you think I wake up every day thinking, God. Because I don't know how this happened. I don't know.

I knew what I wanted, but Lord have mercy. But really, God? I deserve for real. Really? I, okay. I mean, don't keep crying. God bless. God might hear them questions and be like, yeah.

I'm worthy. I'm worthy. I got to it. December 2019, I realized now I'm worthy. I'm worthy. And you know what? Even if you don't necessarily feel like you're all the way worthy, know that God knows you're worthy.

That's it. He's here for a reason. That's it. And there's no things are bigger than you. Like, I'm just, like, I'm walking in my purpose because everything I'm doing is bigger than me. Simple as good. I got. What we got, Taylor?

Oh, man, R.A. Peter Michael K. Williams, man. God damn. God bless the day. I was him for Halloween one year. Really? Yeah? Can you do that?

I was Omar for Halloween. Oh. Yeah. I didn't blackface. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I black scarred. Where, where, where, where. Somebody was me for one year and they got in trouble.

White guy? Yeah. That's wild. Yeah, it's amazing. That's amazing. That's super wild. Not going to be Amigo though. Rest and peace to Michael K. Williams, man.

Yeah, that was horrible to him, man. People would be dealing with things that you don't even know. Bro, and that they, I don't know what exactly it is, so I don't want to speak on the dead like that. But, like, there were rumors that it might have been fentanyl. It wasn't a rumor. They reported that. Did they say the fact now? They reported that they found drug paraphernalian drugs.

They said it might have been heroin, but there was fentanyl in the heroin. Yeah, because they're, I read this yesterday. They're searching for the dealers. I think they've opened up an investigation. But here's the thing in LA, three comics died. I thought it was in ICU. The one that's an ICU? That's actually, uh, now, maybe-

Donnell's co-hosts or something like that? I thought that was Darius Rucker's ex-wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is, right? I think it was like Donnell's friend, too, or they, or like, was on Donnell's podcast or something like that. Yeah, I've never met her, but I knew one of the other guys, foo, and, um, yeah, man, it's crazy. They had a little bit of fentanyl in the batch of Coke that they bought, and

then it's just a rap. They cutting these shit was just a wild shit, man. You got to be careful. Because if it's happened in New York and it's happened in L.A., it could be the same main distributor that's putting that out there. I think that's what happened to Mac Miller too. Yeah. God bless the dead. I don't know, man. Fentino is a problem, man. That's what I'm saying.

Like, I can't. Like, I don't like... Are you put fentanyl and weed? I've heard that. I've heard that in Edibles. I've read that once. It wasn't like a... I don't think it's a thing thing, but I did read that one time. But it's like, you that's why you can't teach people. There's no right way to do the wrong thing.

Like, I'm not going to ever be sitting around here telling people to use drugs. I'm on my Nancy Reagan shit. Just say no. Just say no. And if you are, if you do have an addiction, man, get that, let's get that person some help. You know what I mean? Like America got so much resources and, you know, so much dollars that they allocate to certain things.

Allocate that to people who have addiction. Addiction is a disease. Yeah. And we should treat it as such, you know? We only get that, but still, if somebody wanted to kill you, hopefully nobody just wanted to kill them because they could put rat poison in their food and go just as fast. I'm saying?

Put some antifreeze in there to drink. Yeah. So they was one of them dead. That's the tricky thing about the drug dealers. You understood that. I understand what you're saying. It's like, you just want to kill somebody.

Yeah, you want to kill them. Like, you don't have to put them in fit in all. You don't have to do it in the Coke. Well, that's a weird thing about the Coke because I was like, oh yeah, they're just going to go get the drug dealers.

And then I thought the drug dealer, the last thing a drug dealer wants is people to die on his shit. Yeah. Because that they're not going to fuck up the business. So he's like, shit, someone lace my shit. So the drug dealer. Believe me, he don't want to fuck up his business.

The last thing, I get what you saying. But it's not like they're advertising it. Exactly. If somebody throws up at eating a sandwich, nobody's going to come eat the sandwich. It's the same thing. They don't know what they got it from. Bro, that's what we're trying to say. People are going to know who they got it from.

Maybe, maybe not. The last phone call in the fall. And that person knows who he got it from. You know who he got it from. And you can have to keep on snitching. And the higher you snitch up, the more dangerous it gets for everybody. And if you got that is only one or two people. It's not 30 people going to.

And it's not like they have one connect. They might be going, just like people go buy weed from a bunch of different people? It's still, at the end of the day, it came from that farm, that person to you, or it came from you in that farm. It's not 30 people in that line. I don't think you can trace no cocaine back, bro.

I'm not saying you can, but I don't see it. No. And what if the dealer wasn't the person cutting it? What if the dealer bought it from somebody? That's what we're saying? Who's the blame? You can't back.

If I, if McDonald's serves you, I don't fucking, a burger that got a roach in it, but it didn't come from that McDonald's. Like the patty was already frozen in from wherever they get the patties. Is McDonald's the blame? Well, McDonald's always has to take responsibility.

You know what I mean? Because they're the vendor. But in the drug game, I was asking, Al said, like, as a dealer, it's your responsibility to know if your shit is laced or not. Period. So maybe it should be the person, even if he didn't know his shit was in there,

it's his responsibility to know it. Well, this should be the vendor's responsibility, especially now. now if they're going to be getting charged with murder and all types of this shit. If I got somebody who's wax and it got fentanyl and the shit, I know exactly where I got this shit from. You're going to tell on it? You're going to tell on your descriptive?

You think I'm going to sit there, motherfucker? I'm legit. So I'm telling them my description. There you go. I have to be talking about, baby. That's what I'm talking about. That's what I'm talking about. But that wouldn't happen.

But that person wouldn't even fuck up their money flow. It's all shit. All this at the end of the end of the end of the day is still a business. I agree with shit. I agree with you. I get you. They already. found a dude that put the fentanyl in it.

I guarantee you by now, the drug, not the dealer who gave it to them, but not even the police. If I'm the, I'm the dealer. Like if I'm a dealer and I'm telling them on my shit.

If I give you how much money these motherfuckers come every time they come, I'm mad to sell at you. So it's like if you're, if you're to kill my money, bro. Right? You gave it to somebody else who got, who put fentanyl in it, who gave it to that guy who's dealing or that guy put in.

You got to have a conversation with that guy like, you are fucking up the business for everybody. For everybody. Now nobody wants to do dope in this whole town now. This shit is happening, though. Like they had a waiter that don't wash their hands at the restaurant. They get fired, right? Yes.

One star. This shit is happening. I just read, this shit I read in Houston. So, I mean, I get what y'all saying? But fentanyl clearly is big business because what was this bus I just saw? But what the hell? What this is big business? It's a big business where they make it.

You know what they make it, right? This was Houston two days ago. Shipman headed to Houston had enough fentanyl to kill hundreds of thousands of people. It had the potential to overdose or kill 1.4 million people, 2.85 kilos of fentanyl hidden in wooden boxes. And they say it goes for $4,000 a kilo. But what is it, though? It's a synthetic opioid. They say it's similar to morphine, but 100 times more potent.

So it's heroin. It's synthetic heroin. So only they're doing is overdosing. It's not like if you're getting your body, you'll die. It's overdosing. It's used legally. A little speck. you fuck is enough to overdose yeah but if it's in a bag of coke you thinking oh i could just snort

this coke is no big deal right to the brain boom done and it says it's used legally to treat severe pain but the d a patient's and that kind of sure yeah but drug dea says drug traffickers like it because it's cheap it's four thousand dollars a kilo and they mix it with other drugs they increase the book so even though i understand what y'all saying but clearly that shit is already big business so somebody don't give a fuck i wonder who makes most of the fentanyl don't do we look that up who makes most of the fentanyl in the world I have no idea. Where the Denzel Washington go? Can anybody look that up?

Who makes most of it? I feel the way Andrew, see Andrews this, Andrew's doing, no, no, before you do that, let me say this. Andrew's doing what we do with our girls and we're trying to surprise them. He's leading us. I feel like we're going to China. I don't know. I feel like we're going. Where did this is this payback for the Opium Wars that, you know, Great Britain put them through?

I mean, like, you know, how many people in China who put crack out here? Who put crack out here? Wow. What crack came from? These are, these are... Scroll back up, Alex. I was right there to say. Alex just Googled who is, who makes most of the

Finanol in the United States. That's right. It's right there on Google. It's also the main supplier to Canada and Mexico and also the fentanyl gets used to lace, gets laced in drugs in Canada and Mexico. And then they get sent to the state. It's a cartels in the latter.

You could make an argument that this is... Okay, okay, Andrew. All right. That's a nice fun of... fact. Let's leave it at that. All right. Okay. I think we got to edit free box. Send the boys out there.

Send the motherfucking boys. Okay? Where's Chris when you need up? Oh, say, can you change? By the gods, early lights. What do you know about this? I want to say, I can't wait for Chris to hear this because I want to hear how Chris. There's not be wrong.

Oh, he's not. That's what I said. That's what I was thinking. Chris, I'm like, there's nothing wrong. Yo, Chris is Taiwan, bro. I recognize Taiwan, Chris. Chris, I recognize Taiwan. I know Hollywood two pussy, right?

I know these Ross companies too pussy. I recognize Taiwan. We thank you. Yo, that's right. I've got Chinese landlords. They're about to kick his ass out there. Oh, shit. You do not recognize WTF meetings?

Well, it's a good time to plug it. This show is bought to you by WTF in Tfield. We're recording. Thank you. In Chinatown, New York. Come on, let's pay some bills and come back and do some asking an idiot, man. Let's pay some bills, man.

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Thank you to everybody that listens to brilliant. Idiotius on the regular. Bullying the beast on the regular. Flagrant 2 on the regular. We really, really do appreciate y'all. That's why we really, we don't like missing weeks of the podcast and everybody's busy. Everybody's doing different things. But, you know, we come together to do this because, you know, I hope in like another year, we can do the garden. A brilliant idiotic live podcast. That would be fire. At the garden. I think I think a year from now, I think we have our wait to do that, bro. That'd be fire. I really do. I really do.

I'm not mad at it. I think so. Early. Can we do asking idiots, Taylor? We just talked about being on the time crunching. Here you go. Oh, they're on Reddit? Oh, that's an Ask an Idiot thread on Reddit?

Okay. What we got? Do your bet? Oh, okay. Did you see Shang Chi, the new Marvel movie? No, I haven't seen it. Alex said it's one of the best that he's... Phenomenal.

You're only saying that because Chinese people own this building. You all right? banned from China. Why? They won't allow it in China. Correct. Shang Chi? Yeah.

Why? I'm not sure why, but... They made the movie for China. I know. They made it thinking they were going to get part of that money. You can't see that loud. Oh, yeah. You can save China.

Just guys. I appreciate it. I want to see it. I haven't gotten a chance to see it. It's the best movie since M-Gade. I mean, there's only been two movies. No, but including the shows and all the stuff that came out. No, no, Loki was kind of fired.

Really? Yeah, it's good. What if it's fire too, bro? What if it's fire? What if it's fire? What's what if? It's the cartoon, because you know, at the end of the Loki, they killed, uh, uh, the King Conqueror basically.

And so it created the multiverse. And so it's like, what if just shows you all of these different things that happen in different Marvel multiverses? So it's, it's this random shit. Like, it's really, really good. Yeah, it's a cartoon. It's on Disney Plus right now. Oh, it's a cartoon.

Yeah, it's a cartoon. But Shang-Chi's fired like that? It's okay for me. Like, probably some of the best action scenes I've seen. That I heard. Yeah. How was Aquafina? She's, okay.

Is she a superhero? No. Okay, okay. Ronnie Chang killed it. Ronnie Chang. He did his time. Shout to my man, Ronnie Chang. Hilarious comedian.

I gotta see it. I want to see it. I want to see it. And it's so interesting because I don't know anything about Shang-Chi. Even when I opened up my encyclopedia, my Marvel Encyclopedia, he's got like a small paragraph. Yeah. Like, I don't know nothing about Shang-Chi. Never seen him in a comic book, nothing.

I know he's supposed to be an event. He wasn't Avenger at one point. Mm-hmm. So, all right. This is a good question. Do your better have watch the podcast? I know Carla watch is yours. Hell yeah.

Nah, my brother. I got in trouble last time. I ask her not to. I don't want. I get in trouble all the time. Yeah. Never ask your girl not to do something. She's going to do it.

She wants to know why you don't want to. I don't even say nothing. I just don't. My feeling is like I want to create freely. Like, I want to say the fucked up shit. And then. And it's just a shit. Say what?

And it's just a shit. It's just a show. Absolutely. But for me, in my head, to have that clarity, I just want to say the wildest shit. I don't want to be thinking like, oh, my God, how could that be interpreted? What could she then?

It's not even me as y'all anyway, so it's not even me as anything else up. You've done nothing wrong. Scroll up, Taylor. I like this, what's that question? Shalameen, this is from Antonio Carabello. Charlemagne, you have always been up front about certain things sexually,

like having a finger up your butt. My question is you is that what year after getting the first finger up your butt did you transition into two? I didn't three fingers. May I remind you, the butthole is very expendable. So one finger for the last, expandable? He meant to. Oh, the butthole is very expendable.

So for one finger for the last 15 years plus, it's not going to be the same today. Don't even try. Your ass inflation is funny. It's fun. Oh! That is hilarious. He's trying to think.

He's trying to say it gets swollen? No, he says it's going to be more open. Like that one finger that he used to take back the day. Also, the elastic band is gone. How much is one finger worth now 15 years later is what she's saying? Yeah, so what is he's saying? So what is it? I don't know.

How long was it before you had two and three? I'm too old for that shit, no. I wouldn't do it. How long was it before you had two and three? I never did two and three. Never once? Never? Nah.

One little right before the knuckle. Nope. A little something. And wax? trying too much. You just try a crack. But that's like trying crack. That's exactly what it is.

That's why she put her finger in. He's going to try that little crack. Wow. How many would you have in there? If you could, if for your dream, what would your dream be? How many. Dream date? No.

How many fingers would you want your butt for your dream? In your wildest dreams, what would you mind? In my wildest dream? For your wildest dream? Probably none. But in your, this is not really going to happen. This is just your fantasy. Your wildest dream.

It's hyperfingerical. It's not real. Yeah, yeah. How many I would want to put into a girl? I wouldn't want to put my finger on butt. It's just like doodle come on. No, your butt. Your butt.

She puts like what? Why would I put my finger in my butt? Dude who's still going to come out. Okay, a half a million are a date with Jay Z. Which one you want? A date. A date? My way, I would date with a guy.

By the way, that is a date. Salute to all you guys out there because I saw a title tweet out. Take the 500,000. What you should have known from the start. Anybody who argues. that Jay-Z is wrong about whether not you should take the money to go out with him, just say you want to date with Beyonce's husband, bro.

Yeah. Straight up. It's fine, bro. It's all about what you really call it. Like, what's a date? Nobody cuddle up, nobody's holding hands and nothing like that. Huh?

That's not a date. If you're just having a meeting with the person, the meeting, it's not a date. A date, it means you got to kiss after. A lot of things happen when they kind of have a date. But I'm saying, if you, if you, if you wasn't a date. If you want dinner with.

with Jay Z over the 500,000, even after Jay Z tells you to take the 500,000, you still want that dinner, you just, you really just want to go out with Blues Daddy. Yeah, you want to go out with Blues Daddy. Like, stop. Come on. Let me throw a scenario out. We were discussing this on the flagrant. What if you have a business idea that you would want Jay to partner with?

And that was the only opportunity that you could. I'm taking that half a million dollars in capital. Investing and I'm going to launch my business and I'm going to get my business. Yeah. I'll let you hold. So hopefully one day, Hove or somebody here Rock Nation will see my business and they want to want a partner with me. There you go.

Jay does it all the time. He partners with people. That's what you're supposed to do. That's a good call. Give me another question, Taylor. I know. I know. I want to take one more.

Let me get one more. Then I'm out. One more and then we're out. I'm glad for you. Glad for you. Glad for you. Glad you're keeping me on point, Taylor. Thank you.

Thank you, big dog. Big John. Big John. Big Philly John. Big Philly John. Damn. As soon as you go on Reddit, all you see is Taylor.

Honest critique of Taylor. It's like. Like, don't they be on their saying about you, Taylor? They miss you, huh? Let's see. Let's pick one good one. Scroll back up, what's that right there? Free speech is never free or something that CTG likes to say a lot.

But there's some episodes of parts that were never published. And what was the general reason for that? Don't you worry about it, motherfucker. Okay? We'll be breaking in the WTF studios trying to find the lost files. You know what I'm saying? Fuck out of here. Okay?

I don't worry about it. All right. Okay. Those episodes taught us how not free speech is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the truth, though. Free speech is not free. I don't know why people don't understand that.

There's nothing free. There's a price to everything. There's a price to every word that comes out of your mouth. Everything you do. Everything. Even you eat wrong. There's a price to come. There's a price to it.

All right. That's it, guys. I think we got it. God bless. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.

But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.