The Brilliant Idiots - ChainShamers

Episode Date: April 8, 2021

This week on the Brilliant Idiots we talk about Donnell Rawlings bombing and walking off stage, Paul Pierce being fired from ESPN, Does Lil Boosie look like Flava Flav?, DMX, Hubert Davis saying he's proud of his white wife, ask an idiot, and more!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Taylor is here with a new hairdo. She got the African silk press. Okay. You know what I mean? They don't do Dominican blowouts no more from what I was told. It's called a doby. No, they don't do those no more. African silk presses.

Can you explain what an African silk presses to us, whites, that don't know what that is? It's just, I get a wise. deep condition and then how they straighten it out. Can I see it? Can you go into the camera? Like go near where Charlotte and wax are because I can't see. They can't see. Oh, I'm so happy Taylor's not on camera. Thank God. Can we do something about her microphone too? Let me see. Oh, you got white girl hair. Oh, okay. She got a she got a She got a lot. You don't got to do all that. Hey, Brett. You don't got to do all that. Are you saying it's

the European silk press? No, don't do that. It's a European silk press. You got the white girl hair. It's all good. We get cornrow sometimes, Sue. It's all good. I'm glad you moved that foot, bro. That foot was in 3D when we first started a two couple seconds. I'm so glad you moved that foot, bro. Yo, you're so Miami now, bro? Yeah, he's done. What I do?

Your foot, the way your foot was positioned when we first started, that shit looked like it was in 3D. Like, that shit was like just coming at us, bro. It was, man. Yes, wait until you watching back. Where was it? Like, was it in front of this camera or that one? It was like.

I almost got you again, huh. It was just all toes like this, bro. And I was showing you my fucked up foot. I didn't even show you my nice foot. My right foot is where my toes are cute. What you mean? You got to get surgery or something? I got to get surgery on my whole body, bro.

I'm falling apart. My Achilles breaking my fucking bunions is poking out on my left foot. I got one right foot that's decent, and the rest of me is just falling apart, bro. I just heard somebody get their feet done. Somebody just got their feet done. You said L'Orielle. You said, you talk about somebody.

He told us it was Loreale. I got a feet. Luke to L'O'O'O. I love Lauria. What do you mean she got her feet done? She got her bunions removed? Oh my God. I don't know how that happens.

That's what I was asking earlier. I said, how do you get your feet done? I got a doctor in Jersey to do that for me. I get my corn shaved off my right pinky toe once a month. Nah, I need a whole new foot. Not once a year. I'm sorry. I need a whole new.

This shit right here. Bro, this one right here, I need a new foot, bro. They need a Caitlin. Why does it look like that? It looks so big. It doesn't look like. Jeezy face in the sunshine. video.

That she looks like Jay-Z face in the sunshine video, bro. It's just like there. Listen, I'm not familiar with that video, but I agree with you. Look, look. Hey, Charlemagne, you keep making fun of me. I'll walk right off this podcast, Charlemagne. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.

Don't you dare. First of all, shows. I know you never would because you're not a sensitive comedian. Can we talk about that? Like, listen. Shalemay, I will leave this podcast. Wrap this shit. Wrap it up.

Should we play what we're talking about before we even talk about it? Should we just add it right here? This motherfucker got mom and dad G's on the same fucking stage. If you don't get the fuck out of here, where'd you get those Jordans before or after Chappelle gave you that chain? I would say this. I got something funny. You look like, uh,

Edra's Elba fuck the blowfish. This nigga shop for tank tops of Victoria's Secret, nigga. You have tinnies. You probably want to suck him, you little. You wrettes. He's the most successful crack baby. Sweez or shit, son. I was over there thinking of jokes for this moment.

I know what he wanted to do. Oh, yeah. If I fucking roast Donnell. No, man. No, no, no, no, no. It's too late. I'm about to leave right now because... No, you're not.

Come on, Don't. No, I'm going to leave. This shit came on my radar, bro, and I started dying laughing at how Charlemagne was going to react to it. I wasn't even laughing when it's happened. I was laughing at how Sharmine was going to react to it. Charlemane was good reason. Because Charleman loves bombing. That motherfucker loves when people bomb. Yes, I do. And he's a petty motherfucker. And I love seeing Donnell Rollins react so sensitive to life.

Oh, yeah. Donnell is a uniquely tender individual. You know what I'm saying? And me, right, I'm a consumer of comedy. I love comics. I got mad comedian friends. But I'm just a, I'm a consumer of comedy. I never knew how sex. sensitive comedians were, but I think that's what gives y'all, y'all edge in a lot of ways, right? Like, that's why y'all are able to create the things that y'all create. But Donnell Rillens is uniquely, uniquely sensitive for the fact that he loves to dish it. But as you can see, are here in this video, he can't take it. What podcast is this, Schultz? Yeah, this is my boy, Tony Hinchcliffe's podcast and live show is called Kill Tony. It's an amazing show.

It's a big podcast. It's a great podcast. They do it around the world. It's absolutely amazing. What they do is they have amateur comedians come on and perform. They'll do a minute of material. And then they'll have a professional comedian, you know, like Donnell Rawlings and obviously Tony and Brian Redband. And then a band as well.

It's with them. And then they all kind of talk to the comic about their set. They also make fun of the comic. And then they also have these guys that are just there. Like they'll do a set, but they're also really good at roasting. And- Sure. You're telling me this is a huge podcast.

So give me a roundabout number of how many people who saw Donnell Rollins bomb. I don't know. Like now it's certainly going to be way more now that we've brought it up. But I don't know exactly in that moment. They were doing it live in Austin. But Donnell's been on it before. He's been on a podcast before. He knows what it is.

You know what? I'm approaching this wrong. First of all, let me send healing energy to Donnell Rollins. You know what I'm saying? I want to send healing energy to Donnell today. I want to send them healing energy. And I would simply tell Donnell what I always tell Donnell. Stop being so sensitive.

Not even from a comic standpoint, right? You can't ever win any war being this emotional. You just can't. This guy who did that to Donnell, he deserves a sitcom. I think he should get a sitcom. I think you should get a whole sitcom. because Donnell, based off what you just told me, so Donnell should have been prepared for this, right?

Yo, Donnell is a legend. Like, Donnell's funny as fuck. And I don't know what happened in this situation because let's say Donnell's sensitive or he's not sensitive. On stage or in front of people, that's a bad motherfucker. So it's shocking to see this type of reaction. I feel like there might be something else going on here. We're not really familiar with.

No, I think that people got certain skill sets. Donnell is a brilliant. stand-up comic. He's a brilliant stand-up comic. He steals a lot of my content on Instagram. You know what I mean? Like, you know, he'll post videos. You know, I post videos with me, my face-on stuff.

You know what I'm saying? And then he'll take it and like tag-bearded humor and all kind of stuff. Even though that's, I'm the one creating that content. Yeah. But distance might not be his forte. Like somebody like Capone, you ain't catch a Capone with his pants down when it comes to some back and forth roasting on stage. You know what I think it was?

I think it was the. the joke about the necklace, the Chappelle's name on the necklace, whatever. You can't wear another man that's alive around your neck. What do you mean? You can't. You just can't, bro. I'm sorry. I think the body one got him more, though.

The body one got him. I know how grateful. I'm sure everybody on that team is of Chappelle and, like, what, you know, the opportunities he's giving everybody there. But, like, you can't, you lose automatically in any roast battle when you got another man that's a lot. on your neck. Like, the dude said something

that didn't even make sense. He goes, did you get those Jordans before after Chappelle's name? By the way, no, by the way, Shultz, what you're saying is so true.

Because that joke wasn't, it wasn't even a joke, right? But it was the fact that he called him out on having a Chappelle chain, which is something people probably whispered behind Don Nell's back. You know what I'm saying?

The fact that he bought that up on that stage lets me know people are having that conversation behind Don Nell's back. Like, yo, I didn't do walking around with a Chappelle.

If Chappelle died, that's a fire chain. But he's alive. Yeah. You can't have another man that's alive on your neck. Kind of wild. Let me play white devil's advocate. Okay. What's wrong with giving people their flowers while they're here?

Yeah. You know flowers. Not a chance. You know what? Don't play. Get a flowers. Buy my mill. I'm not putting your face.

Charle-Bade face over my shit. It is something to that, though. I get it. Like, it's something to that. Because, like, when I think of, about, you know, cash money, Rockefeller, Rough Riders, their companies weren't named after anybody.

They were big, they were bigger than them. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? It's a philosophy. And then when people die, they turn into ideas and philosophies, right? Like, right now, you got a rich broke chain

from Little Duval. Rich broke is a philosophy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're not wearing Little Duval around your neck. Now, if Little Duval dies, maybe you could make a nice little chain about out of it. But as long as he's still kicking, it's weird. But what

about, like, I would wear a little Duval shirt. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, if it was a shirt with his face on it, that's a smile bitch. Yeah. You know what I mean? I would do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could wear a shirt. It's something about a chain that's different, bros. You know? Like, is it a man? Is it

because it's jewelry? I don't know. I don't know. It's just weird for some reason. Why is it weird? Like, a shirt makes total sense. We literally buy basketball players jerseys, but I'm not walking around with a fucking Luca Donchitz chain? So you're saying if Chappelle's, if Chappelle had a company, right?

Like if this is it say it was half big productions or I don't fucking know. It's one of his famous skits. I don't fucking know. Like something like that. If it was a company and instead of his name, it would be different. Yeah, a company or like an ideology.

Like Rockefeller Records like, I don't know. For me at least, it always seemed like it stood for something. Yeah. You know? So Team Chappelle don't work? From the ground up.

This is us, you know? So Team Chappelle don't work. Say what? So you can't be Team Chappelle? No, you are Team Chappelle to the fullest and you ride from it. I'm sure there's tons of pride being part of that because you see what this guy's accomplished and you've been able to be part and help accomplish all those things.

I can't see the chain. You know, I can't see a different pendant on it, bro. You know what I mean? I go like, what actually is the chain? It's the Cepel. It's the Cepal. Yo, if Michael Jordan gave me a chain and it just was Michael Jordan on it?

Or an M. Thanks, bro. Appreciate it. I'll put it at the house. I'm not wearing an M right here from my little. If Michael gave you the chain of the Jumpman logo, you'd wear that. Son, how are we going to hang out me and Mike and look like homies when I got his fucking name on my chest? Bro.

Just, you know. We're for a game. We're for a game. I see what you saying. Do you know what I mean? Like, how are you going to be boys? Like, you think that they were wearing Jesus pieces while Jesus was still alive? No, that motherfucker was walking on water and shit.

That motherfucker walked on water turned water into wine. He did everything cool with water. And he was like, yo, y'all want to wear my piece or whatever? They're like, fuck out of here. Jesus, we're not going to wear your piece. Then he died, came back to life. And then they were like, fine. No, Shops.

No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You're revising history. They didn't even do it then. They wore the murder weapon first. The cross. They didn't even give Jesus his respect to tell much much. It was our generation that said, no, we're doing this wrong.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Our generation said, no, we're doing this wrong. It ain't about the cross. It's about actual Jesus' head. But that's just because it's so much easier to put diamonds in the face and the crown than just to put diamonds on the cross itself. You know, Taylor about to prove your point.

Go ahead, Taylor. because I see what you got pulled up on the computer. Because Drake has tattoos of different people on him. He has 40 on him. That's his producer. Aaliyah. I don't know who the other guy is. Look like his father.

He has a mustache. But he's another guy right there. So what does that mean to you? He can do that because he's more prominent than them. It shows humility. It shows gratitude. You know what I'm saying? Like he's showing love to people that he knows are beneath him in like their, you know,

not beneath him. But I see what you're saying. Not beneath him, but I get what you're saying. But what if Donnell got money off that? What if Darnell got money off that C or he was involved with that deal? Darnel. Donnell is the guy that beat me up in black privilege. Who's Darnell? Oh, Donnell.

Oh, he has a little wing on him. That's what I'm saying? That's wild. But yeah, if we've Donnell got some money, the reason why he didn't get that chain, he's like, yo, this is a pay of that chain or something like that. I don't even know what you just said. I don't know. I don't think Drake has to do.

I don't think Drake having little Wayne is weird. Like, Wayne put him on. No, Drake got, Drake got the owl, right? He gives everybody the owl chain if you're part of the crew, I imagine or something.

But that's because that's bigger than Drake is what I'm saying. Exactly, yes. Like, there's something to be said. Like, I don't understand when people name like companies after themselves and then they want people to embrace those companies. Like, people may not fuck with you. You know what I'm saying?

No, for real. Who's wax? Who's like, who's making them might not fuck with me. Like, I know what's people that don't fuck with me. Like, I know what's people that don't fuck with you. Like, with me. But that's why I don't name no company,

the Charlemagne de God, whatever. You know what I mean? I wanted to be bigger than my name. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's smart. I mean, I did name my shit Schultz Studios, so here I am being Hippocrates again. But that's different.

It's different, though, because you record out of your studio, and the content that comes out of your studio is people that's down with your team. It's just a, it's just a studio. It's not a lifestyle you're trying to get people to buy you to. Exactly. Like, our brand is not called Schultz Studios. Exactly. It just happens to be the name of fucking production company that we're putting together so we can put out these special, et cetera.

I'm not making everybody be like, hey, get a Seoul Studios tattoo, do all that kind of shit. We just need a fucking name for IRS stuff. Yeah. Like, my production company is called C to God World. You know what I'm saying? But once again, that's my production company. Exactly. You won't even notice that unless you pay attention to credits at the end of a show and you see that pop up.

You know what I mean? And like you said, it's for fucking tax purposes. You got to name your LLC something. Taylor, would you, you know, son, I would feel mad uncomfortable. I'm being honest with you right now, buying Alex

Andrew Shultz chain, bro. Like, you know, son, that would feel weird, bro. That's wild. Yeah, that's wild. Isn't that weird?

I get what you saying. I mean, I honestly never thought about it until, first of all, we got to get his brother his respect. What's his name?

First of all, the comedian that, you know, gave Donnell a bad day. What's his name? What's the comedian's, what the comedian's, name I gave Donnell a bad day. I saw it in the caption. Roasted by Open Micer, what's that,

alomene? Alomene. Alomene. Yeah, alomene. I forgot what I was going to say. Oh, yeah, I didn't even notice, I didn't even notice the thing about the chain until Alomene said it. And I was like, what was the problem with the chain? But now I understand. Yeah. That's why I'm telling you, Allomene bought that up because people have been having this conversation. I've never thought about it. It's so weird. Is it only because it's a guy? If it was your woman that wouldn't... Yeah, girl, that's what I'm saying?

You could do it for your girl. Your girl can wear your name, but just like a random girl that works for you? I don't know, bro. There's only one thing I wish that this video would have had. They cut too fast from Donnell's jokes. Like, they should have let it breathe so we could see the non-reaction from the crowd.

You know what I mean? No, when he makes the jokes, like, I want to see people not laughing. You know what I mean? That would have been really, really good. And I'm going to tell you what else was bad. When Donnell started acting like this dude was clout chasing, based off what you just told me, this is what this show is. By the way, if I was a comic, I would always be prepared when I'm on stage with another comic.

Another comic may try you. I didn't notice. There's a kid that goes on this show all the time. His name is David Lucas. He's a comic. He's very funny. and he is nice with the roast. Like, I'm talking about nice and not, I planned it before.

You know how there's certain guys that like plan it before. They write like these things. I'm talking about he could do that, but also in the moment, he's good. And I didn't know that this was a part of the show. I did it in L.A. So he finishes his set. We're talking.

And he starts coming at me. And I'm like, hold on. Hold on now. See, you good off the top, those shows. Say what? You're a beast off the top. Hey, bro. Hey, bro.

You know what I'm saying? Hey, bro. Hey, man. Don't let the chain Cluckett. Don't let the show. I'm not going down easy. Your boy got a couple of the canister.

You know what I'm saying? I don't. I have to fuck you up. Why? We went at it a little bit. We went back and forth and it was fun and it was good. But I didn't know that that was part of the show because that was my first time doing it.

I was obviously familiar with show, but I didn't know that that was a specific component. And he was going with it. So Donnell knows what he's getting into. Yeah, but even if you don't got no jokes, this is a textbook example of how not to react to a roasting. Yeah, you just laugh. You're a comedian and you're a top-tier comedian. You're one of the funniest dudes on stage and you let this guy get under your skin. Donnell tried to, first of all, Donnell told everybody he was leaving, right? That's when you really don't want to go. You just want to sympathy. You want people to be like, no, come on. It's okay, Donnell, stay. And then he sat down and tried to rap twice and nobody's,

gave a fuck. I kind of did that one time though. On my birthday part, my birthday, we had a, like, a roast on Bullying the Beast. And the dude, they had this guy roasts me, but I ain't know.

Nobody told me the shit. So a dude was like, oh, wax, you this and that. I beat the shit out of you. I don't know what you're talking about. He won't go to fuck it's a joke. I don't get a fuck about those. I can't do that shit. I can't think about looking at a man

and care about what the fuck you got going on enough to even say nothing about you. That's not, Jim. I just want to beat you up. I do where you wear your pants. bro. The way you wear your pants. I can beat the person up, though, so it don't matter.

You, you, you, uh, you, you, uh, you present with crotch. No, I don't. Look. I, I did this. I know what I'm, I told my girl I was going to do this now. You should. Stop wearing them yoga pants. I'm glad you're not yoga, man.

What are you talking? All right. We need to get, we need to get a line of wax yoga pants. That shit would rip. You know what would rip? Literally rips. I was telling, uh, literally. You know how women have all of these things that enhance their body?

Like, you got like apple bottom jeans and push up, Like, what about guys who wear great sweatpants, but they don't have no print? If we create gray sweatpants that come with, like, some type of device in the front to show like you got a print? Come on, man. That shit'll kill, bro. That shit will kill. You know how many guys don't want to get that? Yeah, you got to do that, bro.

I mean, they've been doing that with socks and stuff for years, though, so, like, we got to- What? I don't want that. What? I don't want that. They stuffed their underwear with socks. so that their meat looks bigger. But that's stupid.

Because then you're going to disappoint the person that you tricked with the sock in your pants. And have a do of those. That sock thing don't work. I want hang time and gurf. That's what you want. When you stand up with some great sweatpants, you want to be that guy that you just take a picture

and then people start circling it and passing it around on the gram. It would be like, yo, do you see that meat? That's what you really want. All the do is play with your meat a little bit. Put your hand in your pocket and play with it. Yeah, stop shaking wax. hand in public, y'all.

You know what I'm saying? Is it my pants, though? I mean, I don't do it no more. He's right. There is a time where, like, your dick is kind of hard, but it's still facing down. You know what I'm trying? Yeah. And if you take the picture right before it flips up, it looks big, but it hasn't flipped

up yet. So I think that is the perfect time to take a picture. Yeah, that's about, like, 10 rubs, and you should get that. We're talking about these sweatpants, bro. Apple bottoms made a killing. I'm going to come out with goddamn EPS. What does that say for? Eggplant sweats.

Egg plant sweats? Instead of apple bottom jeans. Egg plant is one word, but yeah, yeah. Is it? Do you have any parting words for Donnell? Give them some advice, though. Oh, stop it. I can't give Donnell advice.

That motherfucker's a legend. I love Donnell. I just think it's funny because you guys have this adorable little fake beef going on. Donnell is a legend and al-a-mean is a legend killer. You lead it in, bro. Listen, I'm going to post that video later with my face. That's what I'm going to do. I'm going to post that video.

Do you have any jokes, though? You know what? Let me tell Simna. To do that right now, don't come out to tomorrow. Donnell ain't get no jokes off? I ain't hear no jokes getting off. Maybe he did. Maybe it was editing.

Who knows? Yeah, they took the bra thing. He said he had a titty. He's like, you want to be. suck this titty though. Hit him right back. Take that back. You can't make fat jokes about fat people.

They heard them all. And they got the comebacks ready. It's like, I remember once we were doing hip hop squares and they were trying to go at Duval for being short or something like that. And it was like, oh, bad move. Oh, please. First of all, if I'm a fat guy, yes, I enjoy getting my titty sucked. Like, you know, when a girl kisses on your chest, it feels good. So I know it feels good when you got some tiboules.

Titties. Mm-hmm. Come on. Ask a fat dude if they like getting their tities up. That is kind of a while. They actually got nipples and all that shit for real. Yeah. Sexy, right?

No, he's sexy. They're, I just saying. The fuck is real with you. They do. I just seen. I just seen some shit, you know what I'm saying? Too sexy, right?

Hell no. Listen, salute to Paul Piss. You know what I mean? Do you think Paul Piss should have been firing shows? No. No. Talk to me.

For what? I mean, like, what do you firing him for? You fired him for, like, COVID safety. You can't fire someone for liking hos. Really? Like, yeah. I mean, if that's the case, if that's the case, then stop broadcasting all the games and NBA. Chairleaders. What do you think they do? What do you think James Hardin is up to every weekend? But that's my point, right? Like, you, um, like, I don't think anything was wrong with what Paul

Pierce was doing. I don't agree with how he did it. Like, you know you work for ESPN Disney. So unless you don't give a fuck anymore, don't broadcast your shit online, bro. You're 43 years old. Like, who gives a fuck what you're doing at the house? Yes. I don't think he should have gotten fired, but I also completely understand that he did.

Like, the mouse doesn't play games, right? The mouse doesn't want you to act a certain way. And Paul Pierce knows that, but Paul Pierce is also independently wealthy. He don't need that little check he's getting from Disney. So he's doing that because he's bored. But maybe he needs to be. Think about it. When you're a retired ball player

and you're used to a certain routine, a certain schedule, maybe he likes the stability of having some place to go every day or during the season. You know what I mean? Maybe it makes him feel, maybe it just gives him a sense of stability. I don't know. You don't use it, you lose it. It's going to lose his life if you don't do something. There's a couple of, I feel the way about ESPN Disney

a little bit too because I just don't like these standards of perfection they try to hold people to. Like there's nothing Paul Pierce is doing in this video that's illegal. Weed is legal in California, right? So he's smoking his wheat. He's having some drinks. He's 43 years old, clearly of age.

They're playing a little poker, and they had somebody's house. He's not smashing. Clearly, they got some well-compensated women there, right? They're dancing, and I'm sure they're getting paid. They could be their wives. You said what? They could be their wives. You don't know who they are.

Nah. Nah, no, no, no, no, no. It sounds good. Yeah, because he even said in the video, I'm not married because somebody said to him on the video, Yo, you married. And he was like, I'm not married. Whatever, whatever, whatever.

My only thing is like, yo, you 43 years old, Paul. Like, who are you trying to impress? Like, you think that we don't get fucked up and drunk and have a good time and talk shit? Yeah. But ain't nobody going on Instagram live for what? We grown. That's kid shit. Like, don't act like a kid.

That's all I'm saying. He's growing. What do you think it was? Why do you think he did that? I've been asking around to, like, my, you know, people in the league and shit. And I haven't gotten to answer about it. So it's kind of odd. He probably just broke up with a girl for a long.

time he needed some fun. He'd been married for 10 years. Yeah, probably, that's, that's just a man that just broke up with somebody. That's all that is. That's interesting. He's just trying to flex a little bit, let her know. It do seem like I'm trying to make you jealous. I'm trying to make you jealous.

I'm trying to make you mad. Like, look at Paul having a good time. Yeah. I don't need you. I can have fun without you. He's just too old to be yolo in at 43, bro. You know what I'm saying? You got to drop the L.O. and just be yo.

And yo stand for you old, nigga. You know what I'm saying? And it's fine. Just relax. Like, who got time? That's my only issue with this. I'm not mad at nothing Paul was doing in this video. It's just the way that he did it.

Like, he must really not give a fuck about ESP and Disney no more. What you think is? You think it's a combination of both. I think he got caught up in the moment, yo. See somebody said, Paul said, fuck marriage. Yeah, that's what happened. Yeah, but ESP, a lot of these places have to change their policies, man. It's the same thing in politics, right?

Like, people aren't perfect. And by the way, this is not being, this is not imperfect. It's just a regular Saturday night. Yeah, that's not in the, that's not in the fucking contract, no girl. Do you think it has to do with COVID or it has to do with being around naked women? ESPN put out a statement and said, somebody said no black girls. NBA, no blacks allowed.

ESPN said, they put a statement out and said that, um, it wasn't the fact what he was doing. It's the fact that he posted it. They was like if somebody else had recorded it and posted it. it, they wouldn't be tripping, but it's the fact that he personally posted it. You know what I'm saying? I don't know what's the difference, but yeah, I just think it was lame, bro.

Like, I just thought it's like, you've grown. Show your friends. Yeah, nobody need to see all that. You 43. Like, what you broadcasting that shit for at this age, man? That's it. A good hairline to 43. Great headline for 43 as old. Okay, question.

Great headline. What if they were at a pool instead of inside a house and it was during the day? Oh, so you think it's because they feel like they weren't following COVID protocols. Nobody had on a mask and all that type of stuff? I think that I think the real issue is that there were like strippers there. But I wonder if these were just girls at a pool party in Vegas and he was just on his phone going, yo, it's crazy out here.

I wonder if that's more understandable. But the fact that it's inside a house and it's clearly strippers, now it's a fireball fence. What if all the scribbles are vaccinated? Say what? What if all the scrippers are vaccinated? What if everybody in that house is, vaccinated. That's a good ass point. Have you gotten your vaccine yet?

Nah, I ain't fucking with it, bro. Because you're black, bro. Black people don't do vaccines. No, you know, it's so crazy. Actually, white people, when it comes to COVID, white people and Latinos are more against getting the vaccine than black people. Nah, no, no. No, that's a fact.

It's a statistical fact. Look at a comedy show tells me they're not getting it. Every single one, bro. Well, ask me. Ask me. Yo, wax, you getting it? Hell no Yo, fuck science Yo, these fucking crowdsourcing

at the comedy shows That's where it's at Bro What's the CDC talking about Bro? These hezzy comedy shows Are you getting it? I'm not

I'm not an anti-vactor By any means No, I'm not an anti-vactor By any means But I'm seeing some Scrains shit Personally, bro I'm seeing like

I got people That's real close to me That's getting that Somebody got Bells palsy What's that shit called? Balls palsy, whatever this shit? Bells palsy, yeah. But they told them it was temporary.

I'm like temporary. Yeah. And then my niece got, I was in a coma for a couple of days. From what? Yeah, she was in a fucking shot. The second shot. One of my people, other people who had to get rush

in the hospital thinking that he had a heart attack. She wasn't in a coma. Your niece was in a coma from the vaccine. There's no way. 48 hours. They had a tube in her fucking throat. The shit ain't no joke, bro. She meant that was wrong with my niece.

And Johnson and Johnson just did a Recall? No. Why they recall? What are all the people that they gave before they recalled? They're like, what the fuck?

Who did that? What about their vaccine? What about Moderna? What about Moderna? I don't even know who that is. What's the other vaccine? What does she even do? Oh.

I'm just saying, I ain't let her do that to me either. Because they got Johnson, Johnson, Pfizer, and Moderna. Moderna was in the front row with the kill Tony show, bro. She was the only person laughing at Donnell because she was black

so she was showing support. Okay. Definitely a black lady named that cooked pancakes. I'm not against it, but I'm just listening to the advice of doctors around me. Everybody from my foot doctor to, you know, white people who gave me COVID tests early on. When we first started getting back in these streets, they was just like, yo, whatever they put out in the spring and summer, just wait. Just wait.

You know what I mean? It was just like you wait at least a year. It's fall. Wait until like next fall. That's what they all said to me. And they was just like unless it's a dire situation, just wait until like next fall. Don't get vaccinated, yo. Don't listen to this medical misinformation, bro.

He must have did it. Are you vaccinated? No, I already had it, bro. Come on. See what I'm saying? The chicken pox. I had the chicken pox before. I do got a theory, though.

I do got a theory about the vaccine. Okay, what is it? If COVID, if they're putting something in your body that's supposed to give you like, I guess the sensation of COVID, right? Because it's not real COVID they're putting in your body. It's like some artificial shit. Mind you, this is the brilliant.

This is the podcast. We're just how we talk. Right. So it's some shit that like makes your body feel like you have COVID, right? So I think just like some people react differently to the actual COVID virus. Some people get it. They don't have any symptoms. Some people get it.

They get real sick. Some people get it and it's fatal. I think it's the same thing with the vaccine. Yeah, but they're killing people then. I saw something the CDC said like 1,500 people have passed, but they don't know if it's actually because of the vaccine yet. They're still doing research. Yeah, you just give it to old people.

at risk people, they could die anyway. Yeah, I get it, but that's beating their process up and dying. I know so many people that have had it, bro. So many people. So many people. 23 years old. I think I've had it too. I think I had it last January.

No, I'm talking about the vaccine. Huh? I'm saying they've got the vaccine. Huh? Why do you all, why people keep saying, oh, I think I had it last year? What happened to pneumonia, the common cold, the flu? Like, why is it just the COVID? You know how many people, you know how many people pneumonia kills?

I know. I've had pneumonia before. You have pneumonia? You're sure? I've had pneumonia when I was in seventh grade. Wow. Did you almost die? I felt like it.

Yeah, pneumonia ain't no joke. Eish. I don't wish I was. I don't even know what pneumonia is, man. I'll be honest with it. You know, that shit is a fucking blow your brain out. And they use that shit to clean floors. That's ammonia.

If you smell that right there, is that same thing. Imagine like sniffing it all day long. That's pneumonia. Isn't that in a morning? I thought that was in a tant. Italian song. That's Samonia. What song is that? Oh, Mori.

Oh, okay, okay. Do what? We have three mids. Oh, shit. Taylor said we got to do some mids because we got a bunch of them this week. You know what I'm saying? Let's go. All right, let's take a break and pay some bills. Cushy Dreams.

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We sold out the first leg before we even left. So I would advise you guys to go get those tickets right now. Those shows are selling out as we speak. The Andrew Shultz.com. I'm going to tell you some cities real quick. Virginia Beach. Okay. Orlando, Florida, St. Louis, Missouri, San Antonio, Texas, Oklahoma City, Denver and Omaha.

Go get those. Go get those. Go get those. Thank you guys so much for coming out to the shows. I love your ground game, man. I love you in Little Duvall's Ground Game. That's what I call comedy shows. That's a ground game.

The ground game. Yeah, no, the reason I say that is because I think about, like, I think about Kevin, Kevin Hart, when, like, when Kevin exploded, right? Like, 10, 11 years ago, whenever it was. And after SoulPlan didn't work and the sitcom he had, he just went back on the road. And he, like, implemented that ground game, you know, which is the basics. And he built up such a crazy-ass fan base and following. And I think that's one thing that people don't understand about comedians.

Like, yo, it's a ready-made audience. Yeah. That's why it makes so much sense to invest in comedians. Like, it makes too much sense to invest in a Duval or Schultz, a 85 South Shore, or Jets O'Lari. They're on the ground. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

That's why you can't show up on certain podcasts and let these open micas embarrass you because it might fuck up your ground game. Like, don't stick to the run game. Don't go passing the fucking ball. if the run game is what got you winning. I know how to dunk. Huh? Yeah.

We switched sports that fast. Listen, my church announcements, as always, make sure you pre-ordered Tamika Mallory's book, state of emergency, how to win in the country we built. It'll be out May 11th.

You know what I'm saying? But you can pre-order now. Stop it. Stop it. Okay. You know damn well She hasn't even started writing a book Okay

You know advanced copies around baby She hasn't started writing this book Okay she hasn't even put Pen to paper yet You've been promoting this book Trying to bully her into writing a book Maybe she don't want to write a book Okay, Charlotte, man

Maybe she don't Copies are out She's gotten great She's getting great reviews all over the place It's a great read So saluted Tamika So it's already done Oh yeah it's done

So then release it May 11th Next month Next month You've been promoting this book Since the first episode of Brilliant Idiots Okay, I remember on Star Shamed Enterprise At one point in time, you said

By the way, Temea Malley got a book coming out In 17 years, I'd like to start promoting And you started sharing it Now, this might be the most highly anticipated book in history, bro. It's up there. It's up there with the Bible. And then Anita Copax,

she'll be out August 3rd with shallow water as you can pre-ordid that now, all courtesy. Will she, though? August 3rd. August 3rd. We got the advanced copies that out that too. Shalaman always got some shit this six years away that he could promote because come May when we already have to meet Kamala, he needs something else to get us.

That's right, baby. It doesn't stop Black Privilege Publishing. And thank you to everybody who has been downloading. We've got answers on Audible. You know what I'm saying? We've got answers to the project I put out on Audible last Wednesday. We told you about it last week For white people who are afraid

To ask certain questions James Altichet did a great job And you know It's a great conversation So make sure you check that out We've got answers on Audible It's free with our Audible membership Wax, you got some church announcements

Yes sir I got um I'll be Thursday to Sunday TK Kirkland shows We got like nine shows Doing what? Who's Wax sponsoring? Who's Wax sponsoring TKirkland shows

And Philly this weekend Oh they in Philly? Philly from Thursday She got nine shows? Nine shows. Over at Helium out there. So, Who's Wax to be sponsoring out there? I had my drinks and stuff out there.

I come out there and support. Nine shows is nuts. Could you do nine shows at a weekend shows? Man, I've been doing five. It's three a night or three on a Saturday and then two on a Friday. And it's a lot. I think nine is a lot, though. It's from Thursday to Sunday.

Thursday and Sunday. Thursday and Sunday, so two, four. It was three one night and then like three. I think two nights is three. And then one thing, Thursday is one And then it got a couple. So y'all just come out there. Who's Wax going to be out there?

I got have enough product, merch and all that type of stuff. You know, definitely that's to the bully and the beast every week. Okay. We have a live show coming out. Definitely. Y'all doing a live show.

Where? In Brooklyn. We have one coming up in Brooklyn and then... You're not really selling this. You're not making it sound like how we need to be there. I'm saying, listen. We get all the details. See y'all.

We got a live show coming up really soon. Man, y'all come out. You know it's going to have all. like good stuff out there. Oh, I have something that I have to talk to you guys about. Talk to me. A big announcement. Let's go.

The number one song in America, we just finished shooting a music video for the number one song in America, okay? Open her up. Time to open the country up. So we had to, you know, expedite that process by putting out a country banger. And I think it's going to be coming out next Thursday, okay? myself, the boys, the flagrancy featuring jelly roll, man, we got a fucking banger.

Say what? Who is jelly roll? Oh, dude, jelly roll. Great artist, man. Rapper, singer, like, amazing out of Nashville. Is that the guy that fell in the pool? Say what? Is that the guy who fell in the pool?

What do you mean? I've seen on your Instagram a guy tried to get on. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was jelly. Yeah, that makes sense. It makes sense. Is he fat?

Yes. Say what? Is he fat? No, he's a skinny guy named Jelly Roll. Like, that's why I said to make sense. I see this. I know girls that will fit name Jelly.

They call himself Jelly because Jam don't shake like this or is it the other way around. I don't know what you're talking about. Jelly don't shake like that. I know a young lady named Jelly. She's from Columbia. Sue to Jelly. Anyway, open her up. Go.

It's not out just yet. But when that shit is out, let's blow this motherfucker up. I'm talking about. biggest song in the country. Say what? You ain't fucking with Lord Nas X. Are you rapping in a little bit. Well,

I got the number one song in the country. Let me tell you what we're going to do. We're going to bring some Christianity back to the airwaves. That's what we're going to bring. We're going to bring some God-fearing Christianity back to the airways with a beautiful country song about opening a country up called Opener Ice.

It's nice. Yo, we were talking about Lord Nas X, man. I'm glad he got the number one song in the country this week because, man, if you show your cheeks, bro, and you don't hit that number one. one man it's just like where do you go from there you know what I'm saying like once you show the cheeks and you give Satan the lap dance nobody can't tell you a line in the song no I can't but that don't mean it's the other people

can't I keep telling you all the world is a big place man just because I may not be into it doesn't mean that millions of others aren't clearly they are that's a good song what is how does it go what is show me what you want show me what you need oh call me what you want show me all the cheeks that's not how it's not what is what you want Crack up in my cheese. Crack up in my cheese. Y'all, I got a sketch idea that's so funny, man. Talk to me.

No, I don't want to say it because I actually want to do it. I want to do it and then let somebody tell me, no, I can't do it, and then just release it anyway. But I tell you after the show. What is it? What is it? It's based on Jeopardy, but I'm going to tell you after the show. I don't want to give it away.

I really don't want to give it away. Do you want to just tell us, and then we could cut it. it? What I want to do is, right? I want to get one of my gay homies or on Jeopardy. Okay. And the category is Richards. Okay. Right. And so they're asking you about all these famous dicks. So they'd be like your vice president, he was the vice president in George W. Bush's administration. He was like, Dick Cheney, you know, this movie starred Warren Beatty and Holly Berry. Dick Tracy, you know what I mean? This sporting good stuff. This sporting good stuff. store is, you know, a very dope sporting good store.

Dix? I don't know. Is that it? That's, I mean, it's what you thought. It's something there. That's why you throw it against the wall and then people flesh it out. Yo, yo, no. Donnell, don't get angry, bro.

Just, just. Don't be so upset. It's okay. It's not going to be your day, bro. Yeah, I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I'm leaving. I knew you were struggling when you said this. I know you were struggling.

It's a sporting good store. That's a really dope sporting good store. He thought that was the best one. It's an idea, though. You can't tell me that idea wouldn't rip, bro. I mean, it's dick because they answered everyone. And that's what's funny about it. But you need to have some sort of flip on it.

Yeah, man. The last one needs to. to be like, what's the tastiest most delicious thing? That's boom! Cucci! That's the whole point. That's the point, Schultz. Like, that's what I need.

That's why you throw things against the wall, you flesh it out. What's something you really like, but society won't allow you to like it. Or what's the best diet in the world? You know what I mean? All right, guys. Okay. I'm going home. I'm leaving.

I'm going to the bathroom. I hate when niggas trying to play me, son. I don't know if he ever came back. Did he ever come back? I think he's still walking. He went somewhere. He went to pawn that chain, bro. He went straight to the pawn store.

He said, what can I get for this? Yo, Donner, don't let nobody change shame you, bro. You know what I'm saying? I think it's cool that, you know, you reping your brother. You know what I mean? I really do. Shalutis Chappelle. Yo, yo, Wax, you're going to wear a Charlemagne to God chain, bro?

I would never give him a Charlemagne chain. Why not? It's just stupid. It's stupid. It's kind of wild. Like, why am I doing that? I'm not mad at Chappelle for doing it, but it's kind of like, eh? It's so stupid.

I got the hottest. And you appreciate that man so much for everything that he's done and everything that he stands for. So you can't really say no. So you got to begrudgingly put the chain on it. Nah, it made you put it on, like I said earlier.

They probably made money off that brand of that company or something like that. He don't mind representing that. But say it's for comedy. See for comedy. Instead of saying C for Chappelle. Yeah, you can't have a guy saying, you know, I got the assiest comic in the game wearing my chain. You know what I mean?

You can't, that shit can easily, if they ever have a falling out, bro, that shit can go left. You know how many people get in relationships and they sit there have to change the girl. That's my daughter man. Where they got to cover it up. No, nigga, I ain't, that's comedy. Nica, I'm a comic. See. Shout out to Dave, I'm not mad at it.

You know what I'm saying? I'm not even mad at Donnell from wearing it. But I can see where the jokes. I can see what the jokes write themselves. The jokes are going to come, bro. Alomene wasn't playing with you. Like, that was literally. I've never seen somebody

Well, I guess I have I've seen some I've never seen somebody went to fight off jabbing because of points Never seen somebody get a knockout Off jabbed bro Just straight jab

It's like, bro It made no sense He literally was like Yeah that's why you went to Whole Foods After Chappelle Gave you a chain It was like what? But once again

It's all about the chain And we're gonna keep We're gonna keep saying This over and over Because if Donnell is listening and I want him to hear this. Clearly this is a conversation people have been having about you, bro, when it comes to that chain.

I remember when I was going out for that show Wilden Out? Remember Wilden Out? Peace. I was going out for that show Wilden out. And Nick had given his team chains for Incredible. Right? I guess his company is called Incredible. Yeah, that's dope, though.

Well, exactly. Incredible, I guess there's the Nick there, but also it's a little bit, it's one derivative away, so it's fine. but it's just a chain with an end on it, right? So for Nick, I thought it was for Nick Cannon. I didn't know it was for Incredible. I thought it was just Nick Cannon chain.

And it was one of the guys that works for him. I forget his name, but it was that game where they got to have water in their mouth and, like, you know, spit out the water if you make them laugh. And you just got to say, like, what they're thinking. And forget, I forget. And I think the joke was something to the extent of, like, you know, one day, one day when I grow up, I'm going to have a chain with my. own name on it or something like that, right?

Right? And I said that, and I said that and that guy, and that guy spit out the fucking water because he knew. Yep. Because he knew. I was talking about this shit. Damn. Right?

I just think when you have a company, man, like, if you're establishing a company, name it something that's, you know, big of you. I mean, Wax got who's wax, but that's still a brand. Like, you know what I mean? Wax isn't his real names. Yeah. That's true. I don't get a fuck.

What? Who is he? Who the fuck is that, I have black privilege publishing. I have Black Effect Podcast Network, even me and Kev's company, SBAH at Audible. Like, I'm not naming no fucking.

Yo, what if, what if to celebrate your company that you and Kev made together, Kev got you a chain with his name on it? No. Or Kay. Kay is wild. That's what I get through

That seems for cute Why K is what you might as well Say when a man gives you a chain K Do you accept this gift K K? Every gift begins with K

I do you have to find excuses No, this is too nice to wear I got to like hang this somewhere You know what I mean This is art You know Supern there for real Look to Donnell.

I love you, Donnell. We love you, Donnell. I know you and Charlottomaine got beef, but we got love for you. Yeah, we're cool, brother. I have absolutely, positively, no beef with Donnell Rylons. Well, he got beef with you. Donnell. Donnell, Donnell triggers my inner child from seven-for-eighth grade who simply likes to fuck with people

because I know it fucks with him. Well, Donnell, you're in trouble. That's it. That's like I got, and he's so easy to fuck. with. I got the ashy as he's game wearing my He's so, listen, Donnell is so easy to fuck with

and he knows that he is seriously, he'll admit he's sensitive. When it's just me and him alone he'll admit he's sensitive. When he's just so easy to fuck him, I just want Donnell to stop stealing my content, bro. Like when I post videos you know what I'm saying? With my face all right? Let me stop lying. Because I really want people to know that I do this.

Because I've said this before. Donnell makes those videos about me and nothing brings me more joy than to take those videos and take his name out. And he thinks he's slick because he thinks I don't watch the whole video. So now he'll just insert himself in the middle. I cut that too.

He had this whole long thing at the end of one with his Instagram and a picture. I cut that too. And there's nothing that brings me more joy. Other than this video I saw today from You on Kill Tony that is watching Donnell in my comments, mad as a motherfucker swinging.

Like, oh. I'm sending you an invoice later. He always says that. I love it. it is amazing and Donna when you see what I do

to this Kill Tony video I've sent it to three graphic guys because I need it back ASAP whoever sent it

back to me first is who's getting the cash app and if all three of them send it back to me

whether it's Justin whether it's Nick whether it's I'm paying them all because I need

to post that video today of me on alamines face disrupting your whole life

okay okay one thing about them goddamn tables, what do they do? Turn! I love it. Y'all just got to be patient, man.

If you're patient, if you're patient, that's it. You ain't got to do nothing. Life will do it every time I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Trust me, Donnell is somewhere right now hoping I don't see that video.

He's fraying right now. Please don't let Shal-A-Lame see that video. do if he put it out first and then put the and just try to Yeah, he should do that. Yeah. I don't give a fuck what he does. I'm still, I hope he puts it out first so I can steal it and take his name out of it and

I'd have to pay my own graphic people. Okay. Now, did you see Hubert Davis Shultz? Yes. Actually, let me use a bathroom real quick and then we're going to talk about that for sure. All right. All right. Let's take a break from the show right now in Salute Squarespace. Squarespace is the all in one platform to build a beautiful online presence and

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So Hubert Davis is going to be the first black coach for the North Carolina Tar Heels and history? Yes. Yes. I mean, that's great. Did you see his press conference, though? No. What he said? Taylor, you have to insert this. You should actually, hold on.

I'm going to pull it up for you shows. I want to see if you catch it. Let me see if you catch it. Let me see if I can find this. He should announce that shit with Paul Pierce. He should announce it with Paul Pierce. Man, where the fuck is the video? Oh, I got it.

Hold on. I saw somebody posted. Here, go listen to this. Just listen, listen, listen. It's significant that I'm African-American and I'm the head coach here. It's significant. I know that in terms of Division I head coaches are all around the country. Only 26% of the head coaches for Division I men's basketball are compromised by minorities, specifically African-Americans. I know that it is significance, that I'm fourth African-American head coach in any sport in the history of the University of North Carolina. I'm very proud to be African-American. But I'm also very proud that my wife is white. I'm very proud that my three beautiful, unbelievable kids are a combination.

Good job. Why? Yeah. Yo, let him be proud, yo. I feel the same way, but I just want to know why. Who I did was that? He's proud, bro. He's so random.

He set out to accomplish a dream of his. That's like my ruler to telling me not to like, that's kind of wow. What was Martin Luther King's dream, bro, that white kids and black kids would be playing in the playground? Well, every time his kid go play in the playground, that's exactly what happens. They're white and black kids playing. That shit. I just, I'm not mad. I got a bunch of, you know, people that was laughing at it and mad.

I'm like, I didn't think it's anything wrong with it, but it's just like, why? Yo, he's proud that his wife is white, bro. Like, his PR told him to do that. Somebody put him up to that. A lot of y'all took the easy way out, marrying black women, bro. He went out and got a white, white. Who fuck? Okay?

You took the easy way out, bro. No. You don't know the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, that Hubert has gone through with his white wife. He's proud of her whiteness. No, listen, this is so funny. I agree with you. You know, wax and Taylor are offended for no reason.

I'm going to tell you why. It is hard for black people, black men with white wives. It's hard, bro. In a world of Dr. Umas? It's a hard world out there. But it's on both sides because white men see you with a white woman. They look at you like, oh, what the fuck is going on? Yeah, that could also have.

woman to see you with a white woman. Oh, Lord, you're in trouble. That's right. Huber Davis got a chain that his wife gave him that says, white wife. And he's crying. You like, you gotta go. Soon as soon as Hoover said that, somebody was like, all right, wrap it up. I wonder if he hid certain places like, I don't know, you go somewhere and you see

like a bunch of black women. Do you like running, go to the bathroom or something where you walk past them and get all them eyes and them looks and all that type of shit. It's wild. I don't know what you're talking about. Me neither. I don't know what you talked about right now. It happened to me before.

That's what I'm talking through. When you was with your white girl? I wasn't like that. But they thought I was with her. They thought I was with her. You was with her. And I was with her. And I was with her.

Regardless, we was walking together. And that happened. Wax. Wax. Were you to stop? White guys was worse. White guys was worse. Wax got so shame for being with that white woman.

What are you talking about? He broke up. with a and he took a step right he took a step in the color direction he didn't go all the way he stopped that brown but he was not mad he took a step in his direction he did whoever he started talking about this you why you have to have a fucking white wife bro don't put it on him it's all huber fault i'm not mad at him for having a white wife i just want to know why randomly did he just insert it in his press conference. Like you went from being proud to be in the head coach in North Carolina

to being proud to having a white wife like, huh? Bro, there's a documentary. There's a documentary on Hulu called Hubert and Herman and their non-black wise. And I'm telling you, y'all got to see this documentary. It's truly amazing, right?

Hubert and Herman and their non-white wise. A love story. A not black And then not black wives. A love story. It's a love story. He's proud of her, bro. Yo.

I'm proud. Why can't you be proud of your wife's whiteness, bro? She afro-latino. Right? I guess, yeah, I guess. That's what you're supposed to call it? She afro-latino until someone asks her if she's black. And then she's like, no, no, no, I'm Puerto Rican.

I mean, hey. Shultz, let me tell you something. Actually, Carl, I don't know if that's how you feel, so I can't, I can't, I can't, uh, for words in your mouth. Yeah, I mean, how you know, Calla Black, let her pull up to any house in New Jersey with wax and try to get one. Yeah. Get one.

The realtor reminds both of them. Exactly who we are for sure. With the baby and all. The baby too dark now. Oh, really? Yeah. Shout out to Hubert Davis, though, man. Yo, Hubert Davis, he's really a legend, bro, for having the, for having the ball.

to come out and just be proud. I just want to know why. This PR probably was doing too much. Charlie, maybe you should say this. Charlemagne, are you proud of your black wife, bro? Incredibly.

But I mean, it's not, it's, I don't even know, I guess it is something to be, no, it is something to be proud of, but not for the reasons that, because she's a black woman, but because of the black family structure. You know what I'm saying?

Because we've seen the black family structure torn apart for so long, you know what I mean? So it's me and my wife and my kids, like that makes me feel good. You know what I mean? but, you know, I didn't do it because I didn't have been my wife for 23 years. You know what I did it?

Because I love her. He's proud of the white family structure. I come. Truthfully, I come from the era of, like, I guess at one point having a white woman was a status symbol. Remember when all the ballplayers and everybody had white women? Kanye said it.

Yeah, when Kanye was like, he'd get on and leave your ass for a white girl. Yeah, we say yes. That shit is like a Richard Miele. You know what pissed me off about this Donnell video. Oh my gosh. No, no, because you bought it back up and it just made me think of something.

What? What? I didn't like when Donnell leaned into the dude and, I'm not going to say I disliked it. What I wanted to happen. When Donnell leaned into the dude, who was that, Tony? When he leaned into Tony and said, I hate when niggas try to play me, son.

I wish Tony would have said, me too, bro. Me too. See, that's something shows what it did, though. But it's just like... He's like... What? What I do? What I say?

You said it. And I know I let it fly here on this show, but you can't lead in and whisper to Hawaii dude. I hate when niggas try to play me, son. You know what I mean? If you're going to say it's air publicly for the world to hear. You know what I mean? Because it's not like you're saying it to him.

But how did they know he actually said that he had one of those mics on or something? I guess they read his lips. I don't know. Somebody probably asks him, what did he say to you? He said what? Somebody probably asked the guy Tony, what did he say to you? No, you could see it. If you watched the video,

can read his lift they put the subtitles at the bottom he was trying to play him son he was trying to play him yeah he was trying to play him son listen definitely try to play him though also i want to tell little boozy oh come for real bro i can't wait till my faces on that body bro that sounds so you see the drummer reacting though i can't tell you the last time i've wanted the drummer was leaving in the drummer the drummer is wilding i can't wait until i post that goddamn video bro I got news for Lil Boosy too. Little Boosy, you do look like Flavor Flav, bro. A little bit.

I see, I mean, I see a reason. No, a lot of bit. If they were, like, if Flavor Flay was a Gremlin and he got wet, Boosie would absolutely pop off. You know what I'm saying? Like, Lil Boosy and Flavor Flav Looker look alike. Yes, man, they could be a father and son in the sitcom. Uncle, yeah.

Easily, easily they could be father and son in the sitcom. Yeah. No comment. Is it red? Look at how young. Look at that. That's his father. I didn't realize back to the back to the back like how much they look alike.

They do look alike, especially when they throw them shades on. Come on, look at the one with the red on the red shades right there, bro. Jolk, you show you don't want in on this now. This is the one time you could say black people look like and not get true. That's not true. You show you don't want in on this. No comments, Charlie, man. No comments.

Wow. Taylor, what else we got? Give me some more shit we won't care about next week. I guess that's the portion of the show we're in right now. Do you care about Kanye West getting a 30 million allegedly? I love the fact that Kanye got $30 million for that documentary. I don't know if that's Kanye, though, because I saw somebody was posting something yesterday about the two,

I guess, people who have been putting it together all of these years. But I think it's great. You know what I'm saying? You got 21 years of footage. And, you know, it's about, it's Kanye, right? 21 years of Kanye, that's his whole career. Kanye came out in, what, 2000. I guess he started doing beats in, like, 2001.

When we first started hearing him on Blueprint and shit like that. and now 2000, yeah, it's damn near his whole career so if I got a documentary and I'm following Kanye West from damn near day one hell yeah, that's worth 30 million motherfucking dollars. I love it.

Are they the only people who've maintained their relationship with Kanye West for the last 21 years? Mm. A good fucking question. I feel like they might be. I would like to see, you know what? That's a good point, Joe, that never thought about it.

I wonder if that's something that Kanye hired, you know, have these people been following Kanye for 20 plus years? I'd never paid attention because Kanye is the type of person, like, it's cameras all around Kanye all at all time. So it's like, you know, you wouldn't even assume that they were shooting something like a documentary. But I love it, man. I love seeing people get paid off content because I know we got 10 years of Breakfast Club footage. And, you know, we've been putting a nigga, we've been, we've been planning a documentary for a minute. The doc, I actually wanted the documentary to come out last year on our 10 year anniversary, but being that they didn't know

whether I was coming back to Iheart or not, you know, we put a pause on that, but we back in motion now, baby. Let's go. So, yeah, so I can't wait to see what the market is for a breakfast club documentary, 10, 11 years of foot. We literally have been recording everything since day one of 2010 whenever the breakfast club started. So we got 10 years of footage. When do you think you guys will be back to normal with guests?

I think we're there now. You know what I'm saying? Salute to my man Elliot Wilson. Elliot noticed something because he was posting about it this weekend. He noticed something that I was intentional about. And, you know, that was pouring back into the young artists in hip-hop. You know what I'm saying? Back in December, I was like, man, all I want to do is,

is like pour into the young, the young rappers. You know what I'm saying? Like all the next generation of artists. Like, I want to just pour into them. And so it was a conscious decision. Like, you know, and not to mention, I really like these dudes, like Poochishti and Rod Wave. And we had the guy Muskeon who sings track star, B.R.S. Cash.

Little TJ. You know, and I mean, you got somebody like Rod Wave who got the number one album in the country. And I thoroughly enjoyed talking to these guys because it's like it's a sense of discovery. Because I'm not in their world. You know what I'm saying? Just because you listen to somebody's music

or take into their content, you're not in their world. Like these youngans, they're doing something totally different than my everyday life. Even their slang and everything is different, but it just makes me, it just gives me a sense of discovery.

You know what I mean? It's fun talking to these young men. You know what I mean? And I'm sure we have some up-and-coming young female artists on as well too, but yeah. And plus also too, them little motherfuckers

ain't afraid to fly. They're not afraid to come in the studio. They come in, they get COVID tested and they sit down. And you know, the internet loves it because it's like these are internet babies. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Raw wave got the number one album in the country this week. Yeah. You know, and just being in a, you know, like him saying, he said, Ed Sharon's one of his favorite artists. You know what I mean?

mean and me being able to introduce him to Ed Sharon. Like, that's what I, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I, I play, I play in the game now. But it was, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, you know, pour into the young, the, the, the next generation. It's like, you know, you end the year, like last year was the guy who ended up being president, Joe Biden, you know, and did all the presidential candidates. And we end the year with Barack Obama. Mm. It's like, yo, what do you do this?

bring it back to the basics. You know what I'm saying? You come right back to the basics. You come right back to the basics. You come back to what you truly started doing this for. Like, you know, the things that you truly love. Don't get me wrong. I love talking to politicians and I love talking to, you know,

spiritual leaders and all that kind of stuff. But, yo, there's really nothing I love more than hip-hop. And I really do love seeing, like, I love seeing, like, people come up. I just dope. To see Rod Wave have the number one album in the country. You know what I'm saying? after putting in the work that he's put in.

And like in the excitement that they have for being on breakfast club, yo, that energizes me. You know what I mean? When Pushaisti's sitting next to me and Pushiasty says, man, my, my mama loves you, man. You know what I'm saying? That's how I know who you are because of my mama. And then you think about it.

And Pusha Seat 21. I mean, we've been on since he's been 11. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It is. It is. And then with Rod Wave, when Rod Wave sits down. He's like, man, he's like, yo, this shit crazy to be here.

Like, I used to be at home, like, practicing what I would say when I came here. Like, that shit makes me appreciate the platform more. It is a different energy when, like, someone who's really a fan or enthusiastic about the show is on instead of, like, a politician who knows that they can use the show's influence. So they got to try to front, like they watch or they listen. And it's just like, I. It's cool. And it's amazing to go interview those people.

Don't get me wrong. And like, but there's a different type of chemistry when it's an artist's first time on the breakfast club. And they know what that means. And there's like this excitement in their eyes. They want to get, you know, this interview to crack because they've been watching the people that they looked up to in the industry, you know, on the breakfast club. Yeah, it's a special, a special feeling, man. And when we old as fuck and been on for this will be our. 11th year and these guys

are literal, they were literally kids when we first started and now they're old, they're in the game. I love it, man. And to your point about politicians, we know that shit is transactional. You know what I mean? But like I always say, if you can't be used, you're useless. So, you know, they're using

us, we using them. 100. Who gives a fuck? You know what I mean? You don't hear from them people no more? You think you hear from them when it's not an election? Uh-uh. Which is a mistake, by the way. They're stupid. That's why I think this is why I think conservatives kick Democrats' ass because conservatives always engage their audience. Yeah.

Via talk radio, right? Via Fox News, they're always engaging their audience. Democratic motherfuckers, you don't even see them until it's election time again. Bro, Andrew Yang's guys ghosting me right now, bro. You're trying to get Yang gang on the show? Nah, we, you, I think you connected us. We were talking to his representative. We booked a time and then they started ghosting them.

And I told Yang, I said, you can't be mayor in New York without my blessing. Okay? And I got this. And you know what, Charlemagne? I got this mayor down here in Miami that is more than happy to do it. I got the mayor down here in Miami that locked it in first. I got the mayor in Miami who's like, yo, we want to keep you in Miami. We want to make sure that people like you are creating stuff down here and it's a warm, healthy environment.

Andrew Yang, a little scared to do an interview on Flagrant 2. That's not the type of mayor I need in New York, someone who's scared to do an interview. It's COVID, it's COVID. I'm going to hit, I'm going to hit Andrew. On Zoom. I connected Joe? I think you did. Maybe you did.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm going to hit them directly and say, you know, you should do this show called Flavit 2. You know, filtering out the interviews, bro. I just want, I literally want Andrew Yang to convince me to go back to New York. And I want the Miami mayor to convince me to stay. fight for me, bro. Fight for me.

How bad you want it, man. You went whatever show? Hold on, is there a mayor of my ain't? Oh, yeah, it got to be. I'm so stupid. You're on my ear, mate. You come back here,

you crazy if you lead out there. I'm so stupid. I thought it was one leader of Florida. I ain't mean, you know what I mean? I thought Brian Kent run. Not Brian Kent. What's his name? Governor Santos.

I didn't even think. You got to be mayors in Florida. Ron Desantis. Yeah, I'm tripping. Because Andrew, Andrew Gillum was mayor to Alahassee. Yeah. Andrew Gillum is

doing a lot of things. Okay, let's see what else. Kim K's a billionaire. Again? So you can't even give Andrew brain time to think at certain. No, no.

I know about Andrew Gillum, you know what you got to call a timeout. Time out. You wrap it up. Hey, I'm ready to go home. Don't let me go to the bathroom, yo.

Do you give a fuck about Kim K being a billionaire? No. I don't give a fuck about anything Kim K. ever. You're a liar. I don't. As long as she looks good in pictures, I care.

Outside of that, I don't care. I respect the free enterprise. I respect the fact that she, you know, built some shit that worked. Get your money, yo. As long as you're getting your money in like an ethical way, I'm okay. I don't know if they do it ethically.

You know, I think that they put out like a very unrealistic view of like what a woman's supposed to look like. And I think a lot of these other girls are having crazy emotional That's what they're saying about Chloe Trauma You know what I mean

Like just trying to keep up Literally trying to keep up with the Kardashians Like they call the show Keeping up with Kardashians Because all these bitches in the world They're trying to keep up with them And you can't keep up with them You don't got the money

And even if you did have the money They're photoshopping Every single fucking picture that they take So I think that's whack But yeah Get your money yo Like Yeah you bring up a good point

It's like you got women Trying to keep up With the Kardashians But then you got the Kardashians just trying to keep up with black women. Because I think people forget, Kim literally came up through black people.

Like I remember when Kim used to come to Wendy Williams show, when Wendy used to work at BLS and sit in the pink room all day with Nicole Spence. You know, Nicole was Wendy's talent booker at the time. Now Nicole Spence is the talent booker for the Black Effect Podcast Network,

you know what I'm saying? Because that's how we roll. But, yeah, They used to come and they used to sit in the pink room and Wendy would be Wendy and be brushing her off. You know what I'm saying? Brushing her off, brushing her off, until finally she bought her in one day to talk about organizing Paris Hilton's closets or some shit.

And then when the sex tape came out, if I'm not mistaken, because if memory serves me correctly, the first person she came to talk to about the sex tape was Wendy. You know what I mean? I remember when Kim used to be on the front of King magazine. I remember going to King's, going to Wendy's, Not Wendy. Going to Kim's...

God dang, can you imagine Wendy Williams on the front of King Magazine? I remember going to Kim's... Almost seen a magazine. Her foot it looked just like Andrews. Huh? Her foot it would be just like Andrews.

I don't know nothing. But I remember going to Kim's, you know, King Magazine release cover party. So she came up because of black people. Media Takeout used to be the one posting Kim all the time. Way before the TMZs and all of that shit like that.

So, you know, she came up. With the Cistice, her and her sisters started trying to look like Cistice. Exactly. And the rest is history. So would you say that you're proud of that white woman? He's not white, though. She's Armenian.

I don't know what they are, dude. Me neither. That's Armenian. That don't work. That's a moor? That's a moaning. I was doing a call back from earlier in the show. That's Amore.

That's Armenian. That don't work. All right. I'm about to go home. I'm a rap. I'm about to go home, baby. Okay. Hate when niggas try to play me, son.

Yo, the security got fired. Good. Watching the Asian woman get attacked outside of the business. What do you think of that, guys? Good. I'm not paid to protect the outside. Respect. You're still a fucking clown.

Here's the thing. You could be a clown. of a human being. You could be a piece of shit of a human being. You're supposed to go out there and you're supposed to do something as a human being. But as an employee, I don't know if it's your job

to protect the streets of New York. That's what the police's job is. I hear that. You're going to go to the lady, though. They close the door on her. Say what? They close the door, though. Oh, they use the building?

Yes. Oh, I didn't know they used the building to shield their self from that Chinese lady. a problem. Huge problem. Oh, okay. They need to get their ass whipped.

I didn't see the whole video. I didn't see the whole video then. I just literally saw a picture of it. But I didn't know that they were using the building in some way. If you're on the property, I guess my feeling is this is like, you can say someone didn't do their job if they didn't do their job. But if there's a fight outside of a building and you don't go stop the fight, that's not what you're getting paid for.

You're getting paid for to protect the building. Why does it matter if you're getting paid or not, though? Because we're firing. We're saying that some. didn't do their job. And if your job isn't to do that thing, then you can't say they didn't do their job. I know this is not a popular team.

I hear what you're saying. Yeah. But the fact that they were using the building in some way or they're hiding in the building or whatever the fuck it is, like, yeah, I'm sorry, you're out of here. But like... Yeah, I think, I mean, for me, right? I don't see the whole video.

I literally just saw a picture. Yeah, I don't know what the protocol is. For whatever reason, the building owner said he got rid of them because they didn't follow protocol. I don't know what the protocol is. but if I was the owner of that building, I wouldn't want them working for me. And I'll tell you why,

because they just showed poor character. You know what I'm saying? Like, if you watch this man beat up on this 66-year-old woman, I can't have you. What the fuck? What could you secure? Yeah. If your security is based on who's paying you or whatever,

then you ain't really about this life. Like, as a human being, you can't even open the door and say, yo, chill? Nothing? Nothing? Whistle? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, now, you just close the door. You don't show no remorse and no empathy after the fact. It's like, nah, man. As a manager, I got to get, I got to dead you. Yeah, if somebody told me that, yo, your sister got slapped by this guy and anybody that was there who didn't even help my sister, I'm fucking them up. Yeah, completely.

It's disgusting. Now, that's not cool. Now, hold on. Yeah. Let's look, let's unpack this. Okay. If you're walking down the streets of New York and you see a man just randomly slap a woman, you might be like, bro, what's up, bro?

but I don't know if you intervene. New York is a... Okay, so say we walking down. This situation is different because it's a guy and this woman is old. You know what I'm saying? We walked down the street and seen that right there. That's different.

I'm getting... You got to intervene. Anytime I see a couple arguing in New York, not like it's physical, but like arguing New York, I always say the same shit. I go, yo, I go, you. So I just called the cops.

I say so... Word up. That's so good. At least. At least, like, yo, chill. bro if I call the cops. No, I say no, don't say you doing it, because he's going to try to fight you.

You don't say that. Exactly. You say, I was over there by some dude. I heard them over there talking about they're going to call the cops. I need to chill out and walk away. I agree. That's a great diffuser. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Them over there called the cops on you. That's a great diffuser because, I mean, you just don't know. If you say I would call the cops or you're like, yeah, let me fuck you up before. Word. Like if somebody called the radio station this morning, they was like, yo, I think that if you are walking and you see a fight and you pull out

your phone to record it and you don't intervene, then you know, you should go to jail. Hell no. It's easy to say that, bro. You don't know how big that motherfucker is or how crazy he is. Or if he got STDs. Or anything. And by the way, I'm not even just talking about if a man hits it.

In that situation, there was absolutely no reason for somebody not to intervene. You just got to take whatever comes with it. But if I saw two guys fighting, I'd be like, damn, bro. The only way I'm stepping in is it. Who do more pushings? Who do it more pushers? Who did more push-ups lately? Yeah.

The only way you intervene is if it looks like one person that has a huge advantage on the other. Yeah. You know what I mean? If it's like a guy beating on a girl or if it's like a guy beating on a kid or something like that. A old woman. Or even when I see another guy getting stumped out, stumped out,

I'd be like, nah, bro, don't kill him. Like stop, yeah, don't kill him. Like, oh, yo, yo, y'all, don't kill him, bro. Don't do him dirty. Ah, you already got, he's already done. Yeah. Yeah. God bless him.

I don't know the building's protocol, but, you know, They no longer work there. All right, well, whatever. If that lady got sons or grandsons, go fuck them guys up who close the door on her ass. They need to get something else. Close the door on her ass? They close the door on her.

Oh, yeah, yeah, they definitely did. That's what I'm saying. They showed no remorse or no empathy, yo. It's just like, I don't want you working for me. You've got poor character. Literally. All right, Taylor, let's do some asking idiots. You know what I mention the Rihanna in New York City.

Rihanna attended a march in New York City on Sunday. Oh, for Stop Asian Hate. It was interesting. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I'm glad that she was out there. I did ask myself, I said, I wonder if Rihanna's ever been to a Black Live Matter protests or a Women's March protest.

I don't know. I mean, I just, I'm not, I just asked. I don't know. That's interesting. I don't know. I would love to know what, I mean, I'd love to know what her motivation is. That's all.

I mean, she's always vocal. Rihanna's always vocal. She's always vocal via social media. and, you know, when she accepts awards and stuff. So I just want to know what her motivation was for actually going out to the protests. You know what I mean? Because, you know, when you're somebody like Rihanna, you can't just up and show up at these protests. You know what I'm saying?

Like, you cause a riot. Like, if people really, like, oh, shit, that's Rihanna? Yeah, but now with the mask and some glasses and shit, it's way easier to move around. So that's what I wonder. I wonder if it was because of that. Like, I just wonder what the motivation was. That's all. And I never thought about it before.

but I was like, damn, as Rihanna, is this something that she does? Maybe she's been to protest prior and we didn't know. Maybe she was in there, you know, there in disguise. I don't know. Most likely it had to be. Yeah. I see what you saying. I respect it, though.

You know what I mean? Like, I'm not mad at it at all. I thought it was, oh, why? You don't like your tail? You made me think about that, too. I didn't think of it until you said that, like, has she been at? Because Kevin Lamar definitely. Who was Kevin Lamar?

Kendrick Lamar, sorry. I was bringing something. Kendrick Lamar. Oh, Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, there's just a question. I mean, I'm just asking. It wasn't, no, it's no judgment. It's no judgment involved with that question at all.

I was just asking. And I'm going to tell you all something else. We had a discussion here on Brilliantly there just a couple weeks ago that for whatever reason seemed to go viral. And it was about Rihanna and Beyonce. Hmm. I, I didn't say Rihanna would wash Beyonce. Oh, yeah. I just said if it's a versus 20 songs, 20 songs, I think Rihanna might win, right?

But then I had to rethink it a little bit. I'm not going to lie. My wife made me rethink it. And I tell you why. Because Rihanna got 14 number one records. Right? 14, I think she got the fourth most number ones of all time. But Beyonce has like really big cultural records.

You know what I'm saying? And Rihanna got cultural records too, but Beyonce got a lot more records that are, just like in the culture are just huge. To the left, to the left, to the left, all my single ladies, like, you know, you like to put a ring on it. Is that the same song?

Yes. Yes. All my single lady, though. If you're like it, that's the same love. It was not. Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, two left is another song.

Put a left on it. Yo, love on top. Listen, listen. Here's the thing, though. Uh-huh. Whose music is celebrated by both genders more? Exactly.

More so Rihanna. I think. No, I don't know about that, bro. I think Rihanna's music, dudes vibe too more. And I think Beyonce's music is girls that vibe too more. Like, I'm never chilling going, yeah, put on that Beyonce. I want to hear about how I'm a piece of shit as a man. Yo, that's crazy when you said that.

You know what's crazy when you said that? When you said both genders, I immediately thought who has the gay fan base and who has the women fan base. Both of them are equal with that. No, gays, gay's probably rock with Beyonce. Beyonce. Because they like to look like her. Like drag queens, dressed like Beyonce. And they're like the performance aspect.

Like gay's like a performance, you know. Both genders. I mean, I don't, like I'm a Beyonce guy. I'm a Pinkett Smith went for Noles Carter. But Rihanna got some joints that slap. Like I love, you look so dumb right now. Standing outside my house. Like I love that record.

You know what I mean? But I don't know. Like I said, Rihanna got 14 number ones. So when you say Rihanna versus Beyonce 20 songs, it's like, yo, it's hard to beat 14 number one, but Beyonce got some cultural joints. That's why, you know, I stand on the fact that that would be a pay-per-view

that I would pay for. Right. But just for the record, because the headline was, Charlemagne says Rihanna would beat Beyonce. I did say that. But I didn't say it with much confidence, guys. Okay?

You know what I mean? We were spitballing some shit. I even said during the rant, I was like, wait a minute, I might be lying here, but, you know, either way it would be a great versus. What would you put with Missy?

Missy? Buster Rhymes. Really? Missy versus Buster Rimes. They could do that? They could do it. That would be dope. Why would you do this?

Why not? Because then you could do the videos and the music. That's right. You could do a versus with Missy's videos versus Buster's videos. I thought it had to be two girls and two guys.

I didn't know you could mix it up. No, you can make it up. You can definitely mix it up? You want to put it with another producer? Like Ferell or something like that? Missy's an artist too, though. I know. So it's Ferell L'Rell too.

Nah, Missy and Buster would be the perfect versus matchup. That's what needs to happen. Missy and Buster Rhymes, videos and songs, you would kill. That'd be the first girl and guy, right? No, that's not. No, John Legend and Alicia Key.

Oh, yeah, John Legend versus Alicia Key. You can't see that. All right. All right, let's do some asking idiots, guys. What do we got, Taylor, gang? First one is, if you had to give up brushing your teeth or wiping your butt, which one would you give up?

Wiping my butt. What? You can hide that. You can hide that. No, you just take a shower. Yep, and take a shower. Okay. Yeah, that's no-brainer.

Shout out to DMX, man. I lose to DMX. Right after that. I'm going to tell you why, man. Because, I mean, I'm sending healing energy to DMX. DMX is so motherfucking necessary. Yes, he is. DMX, every time I'm around DMX, I see here and feel God.

I can't explain it to you. If you know it, anointing feel like, then you know it with DMX. You connect it. Fill it around for sure. Reason I'm saying, shout out to DMX right now after that story. I saw DMX do the most gangster shit one time. I think we was shooting a sucker free. And we was like, if you're in New York, you know, you know the lower east side.

Of course you know what the lower east side at, right? Yeah, I grew up. And you know how like the lower east side looked, it looked kind of dirty in certain places? You know what I mean? Of course. But it be like a lot of little thrift shops and antique shops and stuff like that. And we was down there shooting, man. And it was Envy and DMX

And Envy was like DMX was like I need to go to the bathroom With the bathroom at With the bathroom at dog With the bathroom You know what I'm saying And envy was like

Oh it's over there And he was like I guess he told the dude at the county Like I gotta take a shit with the bathroom And the dude was like With the bathroom right there But you don't have no tissue Next is like

I'm good I'm good I'm good I'm good I was like Just pee Wow You know what I'm saying

No He probably just had to pee He said he had the shit. He told the dude he had the shit. You know what I'm saying? 10 people have napkins in their pocket. He went to the, um, I mean, he went to jail, so. No, but I just said, I think his, I'm saying there's not some type of like.

They got toilet paper in jail, tell you. They got tissue and jail. And I do remember, I think he did say something like that. He was like, oh, yeah, no, I'm good. I'm going to take a shower right after this. That's something. Yeah, he said something to that effect. So that's why it made me think of that.

Like, shout out the DMX though, man. That shit is so sad, bro. Like, you know, is there a more, and Andrew, you can answer this. Is there a, because you're from here, is there a more quintessential New Yorker than DMX? Is there a person that makes you think of New York? Or is there a person more New York than DM fucking X? I'll be honest with you, bro. I don't think of DMX as a New Yorker.

Really? I think if DMX is like DMX. Like, you know how Mike Tyson is a New York? is from Brooklyn, but he's not from Brooklyn to me. Mike Tyson is from his own planet. Like, X is from his own planet. Like, they're both bigger than the city and the state. I never know exactly what you're saying.

I know exactly what you're saying, shows. You know? I've never in my life met a human like DMX. Yeah. Ever from the way, because that's not an act. Yeah, it's real. From the way he talks to the way he carries himself. And you know the illest part about DMX, man?

The illest part about DMX is DMX doesn't have to do anything but show up is DMX. A lot of us got to show up. Put an act on. We got to put it out. Like people, people we show up for what we do. Right. Like, oh, that's such and such. He plays basketball. Oh, that's such and such.

He does radio. You know what I'm saying? Some people show up based off what they have. Like, oh, he got money. You know what I'm saying? He got jewelry on. This is DMX. X don't do nothing but show up is DMX every fucking time. Love it. And has been doing that since day one. That shit is admirable.

Like, that's why even now, Nobody ever looks at DMX and be like, oh, that nigga broke. You know what I'm saying? Like, oh, nobody looks at DMX like, oh, he fell off. I'll feed that, nigga. Everybody wants to feed him.

You love him because he's him. It's up right there. He don't got to do now. We don't have to care of DMX raps. Like, yo, just come kick it, bro. You know what I'm saying? Wait for me, nigga. I remember one breakfast club interview.

DMX literally just sat around. Yo, I had to babysit him after. No, I'm talking about for hours. I had the babysat him after. Like he took a marker and wrote graffiti all like he did graffiti all on the walls. He went downstairs, ate hot dogs. Threw up. Threw up on the sidewalk because we was in there drinking Hennessy.

Threw up on the sidewalk and kept talking. Was in the street talking to people like, yo, what's up? I think it was Angela Yis. I'm like, yo, Yee! What's up? Yee! Yo, Yee! Come on, y'all, let's go out.

Like, I've never seen a more free human. I mean, I've never in my life seen a more free human You will never meet a person like DMX They don't make those Because when I, he went back upstairs I guess after he threw up whatever And I had to get dropped from him

And he was talking about some shit that got Got him bothered but then he starts crying And then he's like, it's real gangsta again Like you always say he's always battling with demons Like you can see that though Yeah but I love it because he battles his demons out loud Yes You know what I'm saying?

DMX battles all his traumas out loud. DMX has never put on a front for us ever. And he let us know who help him out. That's right. It's always glory to God, no matter what he's going through. I'm telling you, man, if you're like, yo, we can't, I mean, listen, life is life. And, you know, you wish for the best and you send healing energy to people. But I tell you one thing.

If God forbid, you know. he transitions that's how you want to live life that man has lived a full life like that is the ups the downs the good the bad

the rights the wrongs the trauma is like he's I can't think of nobody who's bad they sold like that yeah I'm being honest with you I've never met a person like DMX ever I've never met a person who always shows up as they true authentic self

some people will kill himself when they don't sell records like they used to yeah when their money he gets low. They don't even feel like themselves no more. You'll never get that from X. X is X. Earl Simmons is Earl Simmons. He, and

all his good, all his bad, all is ugly. Love that guy, man. Love him. Yeah, man. Prayers up for X, man. Prayers up for X, for real. Got to send X healing energy. What else we got, tell the game? After that. Okay. Sean or the U.N. I don't know. Undesquare 22.

Would you rather go into the past and meet your ancestors or go into the future and meet your great-great-grandchildren. Ooh. Do people really give a fuck about great-great-grandchildren? I know this sounds weird. I don't care as much to see my great-grandchildren

as I do to see the technology and shit in the future. That's what I'm saying. Do you know your great-great-grandma name? A grandma. Do you know your great-great-grandmother name, Shost? I don't even know my grandma's name. Oh, my God.

I swear to God. I never met her. I never met her. So I don't know her name. On either side? I don't know my grandparents' names. Any of them. I never met them.

I don't know their names. Damn, you know what? I'm sitting there, I'm sitting there tripping. I don't know my grand. I don't know my father's name. I know my grandma, because that's big mama.

And I know my dad's mom and dad. That's cheating. Big mama. Yeah, yeah. I say grandma. You know your great, great grandma? You know your great, great grandma? Yeah, they called her grandma Bertie.

I don't even know which one that is. So it's your grandma. On my mom's side. And then it's great-great-grandma. So it's your mom's mom's mom. Yes. That's great-grandma. Yeah.

No. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because grandma's your mom's mom. Mm-hmm. Then great, great-grandma. And then great, great, great. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather see if calls are flying and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know what I mean?

You know what I mean? But no, it would be cool to see if they kept tradition alive. You know what I mean? Like, let's see how. how far they took the name. You know what I mean? Based off what we sparked here. You probably not going to be able to smash just humans no more.

People probably will be smashing cars and everything. Yeah. Smashing couches. And listen, great, great grandmas, those are our ancestors. Those are the people that's looking out for us. Those are the spirits that are around us. When you run into these mediums and they see your guides, that's who they're seeing. So thank you for looking out for us.

Respect. Yeah. You know what? Yes, I'll be here for my great, great grandkids and the spirit. Yeah, that'd be kind of fire. All right, Taylor, give us one more. I saw a good one. Go, go, go.

Roll up some more. Scroll up right there. Solo Illamatic. This one? Yes. Okay. Solo Elmatic wants to know if there's a debate between Candice Owens and Dr. Umar Johnson, who is winning?

Umar. Umar. Now, Candace probably got it, man. Candice is a beast. Candice is a beast out there. I don't think he's going to give it up. I don't think he'll give it up. I'll tell you who's winning.

The motherfucker. fucking internet. If Candice Owens and Dr. Umar John... I can't think of any more of a dream matchup. I mean, Alamina and Donnell Rylans was the matchup I didn't know I needed. But if there's a dream matchup... That's a versus. Candice Owens versus

Dr. Umar Johnson is a versus, bro. We might need it. We might need that. Dr. Umar is going to get all... He's going to get hype and intense. Let's do it. That's what we like. Call kill Tony and see if we can set up

Dr. Umar Johnson versus... That would be fired. Versus Candice Owens. Can we do that on the Kail Tony's show? We're going to do it. We're going to make it happen. Let me call up Tony and see if we go organize it.

Candice Owens or your girl, um, you know, blonde hair. Tommy Larry. No, that's no fun. Come on, come on, Talley. Now you're talking to that. They agree. Now you disrespecting Candice. Candice need to get at you for that, Joe.

Yeah, get her. Candice need to get out. You disrespecting Candice is a heavyweight champ. Don't do that to Kansas. That's a whole light. Putting Candace on a undercard for what? No, yeah, you got to come correct. She's sparring.

She won her. The sparware? Disrespectful, Taylor. Yeah. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right too.

It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.