The Brilliant Idiots - Chin Muffler

Episode Date: June 7, 2024

In this episode, Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schulz discuss various topics, including circumcision, Kendrick Lamar's upcoming concert on Juneteenth, and controversial comments made by Adrian Broner, Deontay Wilder's boxing career, the dynamics of online perception, and the WNBA. They touch on Deontay Wilder's recent loss and whether he should retire, as well as the current status of Drake's popularity and the impact of online narratives. They discuss the WNBA and the attention surrounding players like Caitlin Clark and Angel Wilson, the use of steroids as the male version of BBL, gaslighting, and the entertainment value of truth. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:27 The Circumcision Debate 05:34 Sean Kingston Controversy 32:17 The Broner-Cobbs Match: Potential Outcomes 36:14 Drake's Popularity: Online Narratives vs. Reality 51:07 The WNBA: Protecting and Promoting Rising Stars 57:19 Competition and Camaraderie: Differences in Men's and Women's Sports 57:48 The Anthony Edwards and Cam Incident 58:47 Steroids: The Male Version of BBL 01:03:59 Gaslighting and the Entertainment Value of Truth 01:08:28 Personal Experiences: Sweet 16 Party and Beard 01:19:15 Pat McAfee's Comment ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Now let's start the show. Hasa Kyle Walker will be here in one. second, Alex is here. Taylor gang is here. I wonder why they still have www. an HTTP at the front of these websites when nobody says

them anymore. What is even the point? I don't know, but I know it gets automatically populated even when you don't type it in. Really? Yeah. It's starting to feel like foreskin a little bit, though. Like, I don't know if you need it. I don't know if it's necessary. I don't know if you should get it clipped or whatever it is.

But it's just there. Yeah, but I think it's needed. I'm pretty sure it's needed. Oh, so you're uncircumcised. If I use that example and you say it's needed, that means that you're uncircised. I am circumcised. I am circumcised.

But I don't think circumcision is needed. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I've never had force against if it's needed or not. What? I don't think it's needed. Like, they lied to us and told us like, oh, it's for health reasons and shit like that.

It's not really. That's regular dick. Like, that's supposed to be that way. When it comes to sex, it's needed, for sure. What's needed? It's better if a guy is, was it, uncircumcised? Or circumcised? Because, niggas, we don't know if you, y'all be dirty sometimes.

Oh, please. First of all, I don't want to start the show talking about sex and penises, but what is the, how many circums, how many uncircised penises have you seen in Taylor? How many penises with a hoodie? Maybe like one or two? Huh? One or two. And they were dirty? Did they defeat their son?

I mean, that's going to probably. Tell me that they need to feed their son. I mean, the ones, or they were Caribbean, so most likely they probably weren't. Listen, I don't know if it's needed or not, you know. I wonder what happens with the foreskin, though. What do they do with that? I do always think about that. With all the foreskin that they take off around the world daily?

I bet your foreskin coat is fire, though. Like a foreskin coat You've said this before You don't think so? I want one I would buy a four skin coat If I was in another country And they was like,

yo this coat has made a foreskin I probably would be in another country Maybe they were accepted Not here But nobody would know it That's very odd And nobody would know Nobody would know

It's made a foreskin Until I tell them But when you say them When you buy a four skin coat Get miced up That's Shult When you buy a four skin coat Shultz?

Oh Shultz is what He put his mic on Anyway He said no. He said no. No what? You wouldn't buy a four skin coat? I would definitely buy me a four skin coat, man.

I hope you all are good out there. Thank you to everybody who's been buying my book. Get on us a dialogue, why small talk sucks. It debuted at number nine on the USA Today's bestselling book list. So thank you. I was number nine right behind Bill Maher. Bill Maher was number eight, which I still don't understand these fucking booklists, man. Because Bill Maher was number one on other lists.

but number eight on the USA Today list. I don't know what people, I don't know what contributes to people getting on bestsellers list. It's like a Spotify list or an Apple list. They'd be having different people chart. It's weird. I just, I'm happy that people are getting it.

I'm happy that people are reviewing it. I'm happy that people are talking about it. Salute to Amber Grimes. I saw Amber Grimes. You had it as your book club pick of the month, which I appreciate. There's a lot of different book clubs that got it as their book club pick of the month. We've been doing, you know, the autograph signings all over the country.

and they've been very well. I was in D.C. this past week. I'll be in Maryland this Saturday at an Arndale Mills. I'd be at the Bookstam Million and Arndel Mills this Saturday at 2 p.m. signing copies to get honest and dialing. And I'll be in L.A. on the 14th, June 14th at the Grove, the Barnes & Noble at the Grove at 7 p.m. So go to Why Small Talks.

Why Smalltalks.com to get tickets for those events. and I'm really thinking about going to L.A. again on June team. Come on. Oh, yeah. Come on what? I'm just reading you why. Why would you yell? Come on. Stop.

Why would you yell? Come on. I'm going. I've ever like here. I feel like y'all deserve that here because y'all was on Drake's dick. That's not true. You agree with me. What's he not?

I mean, I got, I got, I got, Dick's concert. Shut up. It didn't even come out yet. Number one, I got it. I've always said Kendrick is the leader at the new school of this generation. Okay, I never say you did it.

I always said he didn't want no problems. Drake didn't want no problems. Yeah, but you was like, oh. No, because I'm being objective. Push-ups was a good record. But let's not deviate from the fact I don't even know why I'm talking to you because you're not going to be there.

June teeth, Kendrick Lamar announced a concert called, what's it called? The pop out? The pop out, right? The pop out. Kendrick Lamar announced a concert they're called the pop-out.

Let me tell you why Kendrick Lamar is the blackest rapper ever. I don't think it's ever been a rapper as black as Kendrick Lamar. And there's been some black-ass rappers, yo. There's been some black-ass rappers. Chuck D is a black-ass rapper. K.R. I's one is a black-ass rapper.

Jay-D. has been a blackass rapper. I'm talking about unapologetically black since day one. Yeah, the pop-out. The pop-out. Kendrick Lamar so black that he's throwing a show on Junete. He ain't over to be.

Drake waved the white flag. Kendrick has not. Kendrick's still mad about that freed the slave line. Kendrick is pissed off, highly pissed off about that line where Drake says you rap like you want to free the slaves. You goddamn right. And I'm going to celebrate the slaves being freed

on Juneteenth in L.A. at the forum. And also this is just a warning, This isn't, no offense to y'all, because Kendrick has a lot of white fans. It's not for y'all, y'all. It's not. It's not. They cannot be saying, they're going to try to be saying, nigger in the crowd, because they have done that. Why would they do that?

Because they have. What do you mean? You've been to Kentrick before. The young lady was rapping along to the song. I'm not talking about that. I'm literally talking about when I was in this dance for it for his last album. Yes, white people. That's all concerts.

That's all concerts. And that's what I'm saying. It's not for y'all. Nothing to those white people. They didn't check nobody. Because they, I looked around. Trust me. You ain't doing nothing.

You ain't doing nothing. Chab came with me. We didn't see nothing. Looking around ain't doing nothing. Listen. We didn't see none of them say it, but they do be saying it. As a white person who said in word at a concert, right?

I never said that. Never? No. Never. Just rapping along? I wouldn't say it. The 50 cent? I saw you at the 50 cents show, bro.

You turned around. I was using every synapse in my brain to not say. say the end work. And that's too much. Yeah, I know. The energy, you're on stage at the garden, 50 comes out, G-U-U-N, what, we're in here, what, we can get the drummer popping wheel, bu-pah, bu, you're throwing up signs.

Going down. You're cripp-walking. You know what I'm saying? I feel like I'm being set up for something, and I don't know what exactly it is. No, Kendrick Lamar. Yeah, yeah. Is the blackest rapper ever ever. No, not even close.

By far. Not even close. Not even close. By far. Who's the black, who's the blackest rapper you can ever think of? Karrs one. That's what he said. KRS 1, Chuck D.

Chuck D, 100%. Kendrick is the black as ever. If we're going with actual skin tone. Shout out to check. I'm just saying if we're actually grading it. Yes, Kendrick is the black as everett. He's going a concert on June 10th at the forum. A building you sold out.

I should be able to say the M word there, you say? No, I said, warning. Listen, if you guys are tossing it up, I'm going to throw it down. I said it's not for y'all. How long did it take you to sell a little four amount? I think a couple days. Oh, a couple days. Oh, a couple of days.

Okay, yeah. Kendrick should. It's not, no, it already pre-silled. No, the pre-sail don't come into four. We got to wait. Four o'clock the day? For us, it's Eastern time, for us. So what time does it come out for them?

Ten. 10 in the morning? Yeah. Wait. Huh? What? It comes out in, it comes out in L.A. time in 10 a.m.

That's just, no, for real. That's what it said. No. At 10 a. Hold on, Taylor. Wait,

you got me confused. So, so if it comes out 10 o'clock, LA time, then that means it'll be 1 o'clock, 1 o'clock East Coast. One o'clock East Coast, 4 o'clock CPT.

What did they say? I can't see my eyes. Oh, my bad. I read it wrong. I know it's your bad. My bad. My bad. My bad.

I know it's your bad. We knew it was your bad five minutes ago. Listen, I'm making late jokes and I showed up late to the five. But that's why I should be able to say the word. I feel like I've done, I feel like I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it. You know what? It's not for y'all.

Like, no offense is not for y'all. No offense. We invented it. No offense. It's ours. What's yours? The word. I mean, he got a point.

I mean, you know what it is like, you got a, he got, got a, he got a, Y'all took it from us. I'm saying the concert is not. Y'all take everything from us. I'm saying the concert is not for y'all. Tap dancing. The concert is for Kendrick Lamar fans. It's for Kendrick Lamar fans.

You're right. I'm the same for his white fans. But the reason I'm doing a concert on Juneteenth. Is my chair in the right position? Yeah. He's doing it on Juneeteenth. He's not over the beef. Oh.

He's still bad about Drake saying you rap like you want to free the slaves. So I'm going to do a concert on Juneteenth at the farm. Mind you, think about this. Kendrick hasn't performed not like us anywhere. He hasn't performed any of these disc records anywhere. We're seeing all of these videos of how not like us is turning up in LA. One of the biggest things, I already hit head. I hit DJ head.

I said, hey, you know, I'm going to be out there on the 14th for my book signing. I'm at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove 7 p.m. on that Friday. I want to go out because I want to see how not like us is moving out in L.A. I want to feel that for myself. Now I'm like, the forum, June T. Feefe. Wow. Englewood?

Englewood? Yeah. That's God. We're probably going to be able to hear it in New York. When not like us comes on out there, if you're on the East Coast, you're probably going to hear it. That shit is going to feel like a earthquake when not like us goes off in the form. Do you not want to be there for that? No, I do want to be there for that.

Do you not want to be there for it? Don't look at me. This is not for you. Are you, you're not going to do that. Show me. Like, don't play with me for her like that. It isn't for her. It's not for her.

Are y'all fucking serious? Stop playing with me. I'm not about to it. You know, I'm not even going to react to them. What you mean? I'm not going to react to y'all. Could y'all do me an apology? For what?

You was the one saying you stank? Did you feed your son? It wasn't even us. It's 72 degrees of sunny. You better feed your sun today. Did you feed your sun today? It's 72 degrees of sunny. All jokes aside.

By the way, all week long, people have been saying after me, and I've been getting caught with him. I'm like, what do you? What do you mean? I got daughters. Yeah. Like, y'all mean, so you fed your son? I'm like, huh? You know what I mean? All that's book signed and people are like, man, somebody's son hungry. Yo. And I'm like, wait, why are you upset right now? Because she's not going to see Kendrick on June team.

I am going to see it. Well, wait, what day of the week is Juneteen? It's on Wednesday. That's when we record brilliant idiots. You can't possibly miss a brilliant idiot. You're going to be working. Go with Travis to a prize show, okay? I am doing that too. Go somewhere, go to a pride show where they...

And it's Black Music, Mom. I am going to be... I'm going to be in L.A. Gay Carriety. Why is... They can do gay karaoke. Elementary schools? No.

They don't like butt. They don't like butt. You do gay karaoke. Why are you doing the gay stuff? Why are you the gay... Gay karaoke? Why are you the gay... What is that?

about. Are you gay? No. They don't like butt. They don't like but. This is a song he wants to do. Sometimes he's got to pop out and blow, niggins. Yo. Alex's acting too straight. Why is he a ramp?

Watch gay karaoke. That's what you're going to be on doing. You want to go there. You're the one that wants to go there. I'm going to be. I'm going there. You got me fucked though. You'll act like I don't got people in.

Like, I don't got people in L.A. too. Whoa. All I'm simply saying is, all I'm simply saying is, salute to Kendrick. What? This is the black. What's not just saying? He's not over the beef.

He's still mad about Drake doing that Free to Slaves line. So he's throwing his concert on June team. He's going to have, L.A. is going to be crazy that night. I mean, that is the place to be. Man. Where are we? Wednesday. I haven't been excited about a concert in a long time.

Like, yo, that is going to be a moment. That is going to be something I want to be at And he probably announced an album That's the other thing I'm thinking I'm thinking he's going to announce the album That album I've been talking about Where I say I want him to be like super West Coast Like leaning into the West Coast sound

I think that's what we're going to get Because I'm seeing all of these different people I'm seeing problem talk about it I'm seeing Terrence Martin talk about it I feel like we're going to get That West Coast album we've been waiting for From Kendrick He might announce it there

Whoa I don't know Do you think the weekend pops out For what? It is. Do you think future? It is called Ken and Friends. That would be fundamental. I mean, Weekend lives down the block.

All I'm asking you, Kendrick, please. All I'm asking you, leave Kanye home. Oh, God. You can bring all the friends out you want. Don't let Kanye make it about him. Why would you think that he'd been Kanye? No, Kanye might try to insert himself in it. He's going to make it about him.

That's right. Yo, Kanye got great taste, yo. I saw that, that newest harassment lawsuit. Yeah. And let me tell you something. He's like a comedian, yo. He's like Cartman. Everything he says is like South Park.

Pull up the quote. Now, pull up the Instagram. He had an Instagram? No, the shorty. You are crazy. No, he got a type. If you're going to do it, do it. If you go away.

He does have a type. Yo, he got a specific type. And if you're going to shoot. I mean, you got to see this thing. This thing's crazy. I ain't see it. It's like Kardashian of steroids. I just called name.

Lauren. Whole milk. Just whole milk or a whole life. He's talking about the case of Lauren. Allegedly, allegedly. Allegedly. But I'm just saying, if you're going to do it. No.

Do it right. Lauren. You know what I mean? No, don't do it. You should never do it. I have a daughter. You have daughters. You should never do it.

Yo, she must be fine then because she was on OnlyFans and then he made her the president of a company? Yo. God damn. Yeah. Pretty privileges. Just bring it up. Just bring it up.

Just bring it up. Yeah. Yeah, but just leave Kanye home. You know, if you're going to do the friends thing. Great. Giat. You're just a boob guy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

She got a fat white ass way fatter than your shit. Okay. That's a wild line. Fat white ass way fat white ass way she got the white dumper. White girls got the new dumpers. And that's my, God bless you know what I'm saying. You know, I like it. It's not enough melanchine for me.

You don't think you got a BBL? Shut up. Fuck, Idy. We're not at the Kendra concert, bro. Just enjoy it. Just enjoy it right now. It ain't doing nothing for me. I'm looking.

God bless her, though. I don't want to insult her in no way, shape, or form. Yeah, obviously. No insults. She definitely looks a lot like Kim Kardashian. You see what Kanye saw is what I'm saying. You should never do anything to make a girl uncomfortable at the workplace, obviously. Kanye is an Escalade guy.

What does that mean, Shalda, man? Because every year, the Escalade comes out with new models. But it looks exactly the same. It's a lot of different features, you know what I mean? He's an escalate guy. Oh, got a guy. No, he's an escalate. No, he's got a type, but it's not, his taste is on point.

I thought you were talking about the fact that he did. He do. He did. Yeah. I thought the fact you said he had a racist dick. He was like, that was a crazy. You see the line he said? No, what he said?

Pull up the line. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he was a line. He said, the line was wild. He was like, yo, it was my dick racist. These girls got to stop sharing text if they wants to shop sharing nudes. Let me see. That's the same thing.

Without, without text, without text is equivalent to your titties or pussy. That is my personal IP. I do not want that out in the world just like you don't want your tits and pussy out there in the world. And y'all can't show. share it. And if you do share, you can go to jail for that. I think so. Make it big Taylor. It's for real. What's the line? See, my pro. Hold on.

Yeah, right here. Is my dick racist? It is. This fucking racist dick of mine? I'm going to beat this fucking fucking racist dick for being racist. I'm going to beat this fucking racist. I'm going to stare at the pictures of white women with black asses and

beat the fuck out of my racist dick. No, you put beat the suck out of my racist dick. God damn. He's gonna beat his dick so much that he's not gonna want to even get it sucked anymore. Yeah, that's crazy. Beating the shit out of it.

That's crazy. You beating the shit out of it. You know what they call it? When you beating your dick and you call it racist? What is that? Massabator. That's massabating. Massabating.

When a white girl beats your black dick, is it called masservating? Massabating. You know, that's good. When a white guy beats your black dick. You laugh at that joke. You're not going to Kendrick's show. Definitely.

If you laugh at that joke, you're not going to Kendrick's show. Yo, Kendrick, leave you at home. You can bring all, by the way, you got to bring Metro and Future. Because y'all had a number one record. That's what I'm saying. Like that is happening. Metro Future and the weekend are there, forget about it. Like that is happening.

Yes. Like that is happening. What if? Like that is happening. Taylor is there. If Kanye's there, there are certain people that could ruin the vibe. I'm just saying. Y'all, y'all know Dan, why I need to be there.

Why do you need to be there? Because I was fighting for him first. You know what's your Whip squeak pipe down? What y'all's fucking about? Hip squeak pipe down. Now look if you have this fuck to say his quotes. Pipsqueak pipe down.

You have this fuck to say his quotes now. Come down. Pipsqueeke pipe down. Name one lyric from Kendrick Lamar. Are you- What? I don't know the song. Oh my God.

No, no, no, not even that one. What? What? What? What, what, What? I'm gonna do myself?

How do you not know that? Y'all are yelling over me. Come on. Yo, shit. They're not like us. They're not like us. Certified. Think about all the mute staff

that's going to be there. All the deaf people. Yo, imagine having to do sign language to that shit. You know what I'm saying? Imagine that shit. That shit is going to be phenomenal. What?

What? What? What are you doing? What are you doing? What? Why don't you say, why? Like, why are you not doing this?

Why you're singing? I'm deaf and mute. Yeah, this is how you're going to enjoy myself. This is how you sign. Imagine that. It's how you sign wet-ass pussy. Go whack, whack,

bleat, bleat, bleh. I'm deaf and I'm mute and I'm in a wheelchair. Oh, it's going to be real crips at Kendrick's show.

It's going to be all types of crips. It's going to be an assorted flavor of crips at Kendrick show. You hear me? From the gang bangers to the people in the wheelchair. All right? That is an event.

This is a moment in time. I know. I'm more excited to you. You're not excited, yo. You don't even want to go. This is great. By the way, this might be the most phenomenal thing to happen on June team since June team has been recognized as a holiday. This June team has been recognized as a holiday. This might be the most phenomenal thing ever.

Kind of Lamar concert? Yeah. Can you imagine singing we going to be all right on June teeth? Don't imagine too hard. Honestly. Because you won't be there. I am going to go. It's about time black people did something cool on Junetea.

Yo, shut the fuck up. Because white people did start Juneteen, so it's about time y'all did something to celebrate on Juneteen. You know what I mean? I'm going to tell you why he got. Think about it. Teller, you making faces. Why are you looking at me with your eyes squinting?

I'm going to tell you why Andrew has a point. You're racist. I'm going to tell you why he has a point. Because Juneteen, there'd be a lot of corny stuff happening, not because of black people, just because of the way corporate America tries to do it. Of course. This is like a very dope event.

This feels like, yo, we all need to be at the forum in L.A. I already got my ticket. You're alive. You didn't get to me a great yet. I got my flights. Yeah, I'm going on. Why would you do that? Why are you lying?

The guard and sell t-shirts? You're going to call it? What is you going to do? Why? We have a hot dog! We're having hot dog! You're selling a bacon, hot dogs outside or no?

Be honest. Y'all are tripping. Like, y'all really do. Why, why, why, why, why. That fuck him up. Wow, wow, wow, wow. I'm gonna do my fuck. Oh.

I hope you don't make it at all, man. Whoa. Because you was hyping Drake up crazy. How? You do know all of these podcasts are recorded. We can look back. Yeah. You wouldn't hype and drink.

I gave Drake props for push-up. Family matters. And you was hype. I'm saying was you were very hype. You know why I was hype? You know why I was hype? was hype because I knew what was about to happen. Oh, wow.

Stop. Wow. Listen, there was never any doubt in my mind. What was going to happen? No, we noticed. They can go back and watch the pocket. And get eyes or die lying. They can go, well, I'm going to be honest about you not

being at that show next week because you got to work. I'm not using, I'm, like I can't take off. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, you can't. Why can't I? Because Hendrick wouldn't want you to do that. Hendrick would not want you to do that. Why wouldn't he?

I get used here. Oh, yo, show me Big Dickums, yo. Who's been? Show me Acky and Softfish Santana. Wait a minute. Show me Acky and Softfish Santana, baby. I need to know. Oh, show me.

Show me. And soft. Woo. Whoa. Then he's going to DM him, bro. That's too much to resist. That's too much to resist, man. He's like

Shazzy Santana without his beard without all the makeup He looked like Saucy Santana just got home It's been a long week Saucy been out on these streets He's been torn He's been doing shows Saucy just want to get home and take his bra

Saucy ain't got no makeup on Saucy ain't got those makeup on Saucy ain't got those fingernail Saucy is just relaxing But Saucy don't got a gut like that though Yeah Saucy ain't that big Yeah

Yeah, he was like crawfish, Santana. That's Ackian softfish Santana. What is Sawfish? What's the Jamaica v? Accheon softest Santana. It's called Sawfish? Saltfish. Saltfish.

Salton Saltfish. Yeah, yeah, he's thick, man. He's thick. I want some thighs on him. He looks relaxed, though. Yeah, why is he chilling? He's on the iPad. Oh, yeah.

If I send you that picture, I'm in for the night. I ain't going nowhere. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I send you that, I am cooling. And he got a haircut. He's, yeah, he's, he's, what is that? I'm looking at the levels of relaxed. Like, he should be more stress.

Yeah. He got a haircut. He got a t-shirt on. He got his pung-pum shorts. And he even got no slides on. What's going on with him? Him and his mom got, uh, he barefoot. Broad charges.

I don't know what's going on with Sean. Yeah. Yeah. I lost track of the case. Taking a phone call on the iPad is crazy. He's walking out the house like that and knowing that we're taking pictures of you was crazy. You see the sides of his hands?

Like, he can't hit the buttons unless it's eye. You see that big? Is that the problem? God. Yo, shout out Sean Kingston and all the beautiful girls, man. That was a great song. I want to post that picture and just play wobble. Put wobble as the music on Instagram.

Wobble, baby, wobble, baby, wobble, baby. Yo, did you see the picture of Did he from the slam dunk contest? Bro, that was so funny. That was so Chase Budinger jumps over Diddy, and Diddy is just staring into his shorts. It's beyond freaky. Yeah. Somebody sent me that picture yesterday and they put freaky assnagger. And so I took it a point of myself.

Because I looked at that Diddy picture and laughed my ass off. God. Oh, not the teeth out. Not biting his lip. Oh, biting his bottom lip. Not biting your lip. God damn. The balls caress your head.

God damn. That's great. That's great. I'm not going to lie. That is a level of freaky that I can't even imagine. Nah, he's staring inside of them. You should never bite your lip or you staring inside a dude, man. That's, whoa.

It's like in the slam dunk contest, you always think to yourself, when somebody jumps over somebody, when they nuts brush against your head with him. You don't feel it, bro. You gotta feel it. It's like that pick looks like Diddy's been waiting for that all his life. I was the crowning achievement of his career. God damn. Yeah, that's crazy.

Nuts on the waves is insane. Like testicles on your waves? Yeah. I did this yesterday. I sent it to Duval. I wanted him to post it. Nah, bro. I put Diddy looking up at Sean Kingston.

Like, imagine they live in, like, condominiums. And, like, Charles Kingston's balcony is above. And he's dressed like that. And did he's below him? Looking up biting him. I would never trust that balcony, man. I don't know. You just see the Jurassic Park water shaking when he walk out of bed.

Oh, my God, inside, man. Oh, my God. Go, go, go, go, go, go. Who is this guy Adrian Bruner's fighting? I don't. Did you see the clip? I did. Are you thinking the same thing? I'm thinking the same, but I don't think he is, but you think it's like the way Canelo fights on Cinco de Mayo on purpose?

Wait, what are you saying? Are you saying something different than I'm saying? No, I'm saying, you know how Canello's Mexican. So he likes to fight on Cinco de Mayo, and he likes to fight Mexican Independence Day. If you're trying to sell a fight, Pride month. Oh, and is he fighting a pride? How do it feel like that? Because when Adrian Brona said these comments, it do it's giving violence, you know what?

He said it's giving violence. Like, play to play. You say you're a big mad. Play it, Taylor. Yeah, the next, the next slide, shall we. Because my guy got guns with them, bro. And I'm dead serious, bro. And all I got to do is point, and they're going to blow.

And I'm dead serious, bro. And me and my, we didn't already beat bodies. And they're still looking for me. And every charge has been acquitted. So don't come up here. playing. Don't make no false moves. I'm not playing. I'm not playing. I was smack to you.

For real. I'm not here to play. Don't play no games. So we going to promote the fight, but just be respectful. Don't do no done. And I'm serious, bro. For real, bro. I'm dead serious. Mawr. Shoot you and your shit. For real, bro. I'm not joking. You ain't even about

none of that. You ain't about none of that. You was a bitch, boy. You ain't about none of that. And I'm dead serious and I'm going to show you. He's June 7th. I'm going to promote the fight. He's angry. Now, I ain't angry. I'm dead serious. Boy, you's a boy, you big mad. Yeah, I, all right. I, yeah, you can play. I ain't playing. Boy, I'm going to beat that off your nails. Boy, you're going to beat the nail polish off.

For real, bro, I'm dead serious. And I ain't here playing. I'm for real. I'm for real. I'm for real. And y'all gonna see that he's not on my level. He's nowhere near on my level. And I'm gonna show y'all. He's angry. What do you think? Do you think my man's got some sugar?

It feel like a good event for Pride Month. I don't want no problems, though, because this dude is like an American actor, martial artist, and former professional boxer. So I don't want to get ran down on him nowhere. You know what I mean? Former professional boxer. He's still a boxer.

Okay. It says, Bronner continued threatening cobs and even used a gay slur. to describe him. He did? Yeah. He did? They muted it here, but he said. Which one? The nuclear bomb? Oh, he let the, oh, he let the nuke go.

Oh, no. All right, maybe he knows something we don't know. I don't know, man. Huh? Whoa. Where's that part out? They said Cobbs aided them on and told him to get naked for me. Get out of here. I'm reading it right now on media.

All right. Where's that at, Taylor? Now, is he just playing gay joke? or is he actually gay? I don't. Blair Cobbs. Let's see him hit the bag, though. Pose. That's the gay shit.

Press play. Can you press? I don't know if that's the top left video. Can you just click it so we can see him hit the heavy bag? Does any of Adrian Borner's threats bother you? I see a lot of people writing an article saying he admitted the murder and this and that. Oh, wow. I'll tell you what, Adrian Borner.

You better back up. all that you to talk. Because if that dude right there beat you... You remember when Adrian Brona humped that dude in the ring that time? Oh, he's getting hard. Oh, you're getting hump, bro. Yeah, yeah. If Blair Cobb puts you on your ass, you're getting humped.

Oh, my God. I'm telling you right now, A.B., if Blair Cops put you on your ass, you getting hump. Okay? Oh, no. What? I mean, it's just a crazy scenario, like losing a fight to a guy. But you remember when A.B. did that to that dude? I do.

Yeah. Do you think Blair Cobbs wouldn't do that? Yeah, but what happens if Blair Cobbs does that and then he gets aroused? What you mean? He gets ripped up? Yeah, what happens if he gets bricked in the ring? Would they stop the fight? Would they... Depends. If he went... I mean, if you win the fight... You can get as hard as you want to.

You can hump on the dude if you want to. I don't see the problem. Also, it's not illegal to get hard in the ring. You're not doing anything. And you might... You never know. You might get off on that. That's actually a fantastic strategy. going there hard.

I'm just saying like if you stop all the grabbing, you stop any like infighting, it's right? Because I imagine it's funny as shit. He'd be like, yo, your ref is dick off. Then Blair just two-piece you. That happened to Deonté Wiley this weekend.

He started talking to the ref, like he got Zang hit him with a punch. And it must have stunned Deonti so much that he didn't even know where he was. Bro, De Yonthe turned to the ref and started talking to the ref like the ref missed the foul call. Yeah. And then he got laid out. Boom.

So it could be the same thing. You just going there looking at that, Blair Cobb going there with a Woody, maybe get a little distracted. Is it over for Deonté? Yeah, I think he should retire. Yeah, I think he should retire. He made enough money too, right?

Like, bro, there's not a, no heavy weights go out. Great. You know what I'm saying? It's not even that he went out bad. Like, Dante's lost, what, four fights? Yeah. And he lost the top talent. You lost to Tyson Fury twice.

Yeah. You lost to Joseph Parker, who's a great. Braet boxer. And, you know, Zang, you know, caught you this weekend, you know. But you probably shouldn't have fought the Zang fight just because, you know, it's over. And the only reason I say it's over because, man, he fought, that guy fought wars in the rain. Those three fights with Tyson Fury alone. Yeah.

The last, especially the second and third. Yeah. And he gets caught, too. He's not the best defender. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You don't got nothing to prove, Deonti. If I was you, I would hang it up.

Yeah. Make the money and chill. You don't have the line. I want to hear him tell Adrian Brunner I can't find the videos Adrian Brunner On mediaite they said And maybe it's on mediaite

On media it says That Bronner Broner continued threatening cobs And even used Broner continued threatening cobs And even used the gay slur to describe him At one point Bruner took off his shirt And insisted that the two of them Could get on the scale today to prove he was already

At the required fight weight And amused Cobbs egged him on And told him to get naked for me It says watch above be a Don King promotion That's on mediaite I mean I love it I love it too. It's fantastic.

Now you got me into another, bro. I like it. I like it, you know, and if he is, maybe he's gay and we don't know it. I don't know. Good for him, bro. And if he's not, yo, it's Pride Month.

Play into it. Because you're going to have a lot of people from that community supporting. Yeah. Same way of so many blacks who are going to go to the forum. On Wednesday. Without Taylor,

what you say? Let's hear your boy. It is what it is. Who? Let's hear your boy. Who's my boy? Drink. That's my boy?

Drops remix of plain white teas. There, Delilah. You know the song? I didn't know that was really him. I thought that was somebody put some AI. I thought it was AI. Yeah. So there's a guy in Toronto named Snow Day, I think,

and he did the remix of Hey There Delilah, like, as a Toronto character. Mm-hmm. And then I guess Drake jumped on that remix. But you guys think it's really him, or you think it's... No, it's him, but I thought it was a challenge or something. I thought it was like a Toronto thing they were doing. It's probably like a really popular. song up there. But I thought a lot of

different artists were doing remakes of it specifically in Toronto. Oh, no. That's what I was told. And I heard Drake just put his spin on it. What do you think? Smart move by Drake? Here's the thing, man. I saw...

Let me hear it? Low kid. Double date me if you like me. Brought my cron for your bestie. Sorry, he's wearing a shri-stie. He's not beat. Night's archie I'm Ben Lokey

It's just too smoky In these streets You're looking sweet Oh Don't you be acting me Oh These are the bobs that Drake was talking about He's coming back with

First of all I have a question Is this a question Here's the thing. You ask me a question. You say, was that a good move on Drake? Bro, Drake is home already. Yeah.

Drake been home. Drake home was home before this beef. There's nothing that was going to hurt him in this situation. Right. You know, if anything, it could only help him, right? But the damn show didn't hurt him. Like, it's just a record. It's another Drake record.

Drake likes to experiment with music. Right. I don't bother me, none. Like, I don't like when Drake's things. I think it's terrible. I think Drake sounds horrible when he sing. That's my personal opinion. So that...

That song is whacked to me, but it's whack because I don't like to hear Drake sing. You don't think that his star is dimmed a little bit after the beef? I don't think his star is dimmed because of the beef. I think Drake's star is dimmed because Drake has been running this shit for the past decade. Eventually people just... Yeah.

And all you need is a reason. Like all people need is a real reason to be like, eh, it's okay to not like this guy right now. and Kendrick gave people a real reason. That's just the truth to the matter. Because let's be honest, I'm a Kendrick-Labbar fan, been a Kendrick-Labbar fan,

you know, and I've always said Kendrick is the leader of the new school of this generation. But y'all weren't talking about Kendrick like this four months ago? Not at all. Like, not at all. Like, nobody was.

So it's like, it's the same thing. It's just like, and also the good thing for Kendrick is Kendrick does not put out music at the rate of the drakes and the Jay Coles. So everybody getting, what, four, was it, four songs by Kendrick in a span of a week and a half or two weeks?

Everybody like, oh, shit. And you gave us a slap and not like us that's ringing out all summer. It's album time now. Now you're about to give us this great show at the forum on June team that Taylor won't be at, and he's probably going to announce an album at the same time. I can't wait to post my picture. It's like, it's dope. Like, it's dope.

I don't, when you say his star has dimmed a little bit, no. I don't think so. I think that on social media, the buzz and shit, people have a negative narrative about him, but if Drake walked through Manhattan right now, it'll be right. It's love. If Drake throws a show anywhere in the country right now, it's going to sell out.

So what is the gauge of... That's interesting. So it's like online perception shows one thing, but in reality it's not there. You know it's not. Yeah. Like, that's still Drake at the end of the day. He came out the 21 Savage show.

Granted it was in Toronto. Everybody went crazy. If Drake walked in here right now, Pip Squeak could get a picture with him. You would. I already have a picture one. But you would get another one. Why not?

Exactly. Like, don't let social media fool you, y'all. Just because that doesn't make any sense, though. What do you mean? I never said that I wasn't... A fan of Drake, though. I'm just saying when it comes to Kendrick and Drake, yes, I'm going with Kendrick all the time.

Absolutely. All I'm simply saying is nothing to change with Drake, yo. Yeah. Except with online narratives. Yeah. And it's the same thing with Cole. Y'all did just to Cole. Y'all did just to Cole before you did it to Drake

after he apologized. Well. Jay Cole apologized and motherfuckers were saying it was the end of the world for Cole. Cole's career is over. You can't do that as a rapper. Shut the fuck up. I do know some people that like,

they try to go back to Cole and they're like, man, what he's saying isn't real. Yeah, until he comes out with another album. And then when the banger comes, that's right, Vegas in line. When the fall off drops,

they're going to jump right back on his dick. Jay Cole ride a city bike through goddamn Manhattan right now. Needing to feed his son, motherfuck is still going to be taking pictures with him. I'm talking, no, I think they're talking about more so like Cole saying like, oh yeah, I'm the best, like saying all that, they don't want to, they don't want to, they don't not buy him.

Yeah, but how many people were listening to Cole because he says he's the best? I think he ever said he's the best. I mean, he did, but he said it in a rap way. Like all right. Yeah, but what I'm saying is I don't think that you listen to him because he's braggadocious. I think you listen to him for other reasons. But I get what Charlotte was saying, which is like there's an online trend which creates a perception that doesn't match up with reality. because in reality all these people are going to be loved and respected

and like people are going to be excited to finally meet them. And then on Twitter, there's a different energy because those people know that they'll never meet that person. I don't think the internet should like you. Ooh, what do you mean? I feel like if the internet likes you, something's wrong, meaning that you might be pandering to them and telling them everything they want to hear.

All you may not be that hot. This is interesting because if you were that hot, the natural human reaction would be to tear down the people off the table off. So you build up the people who are the underdogs. So if you're unanimously loved on the internet, that means you're either an underdog or you are pandering to a niche group of people that have no other representation. That's right.

I can't make no YouTube reaction video to you if you fucking are beloved. You know what I mean? No, if you're not beloved, the people who are beloved that actually have real bases and have people that really fuck with them, I make videos about, why do I make videos about them? I make videos about them because number one, I know their name going to get clicks.

That's right. And number two, they might have an audience that comes to tell me you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So now you're getting money off of both the haters and the celebrators. Come on. Come on. I don't want to be a Twitter, darling. Interesting.

Or a YouTube darling. Yeah. Talk. Just talk. If what I do creates conversation and creates content, thank you. Yeah. Just please pronounce my name right. and, you know, hold the book up on the video.

That's all. That's it. I don't want to be a YouTube, darling. That's a really interesting take. I don't know. I feel like Beyonce gets praised and loves 0.8. Beyonce gets so much hated. So much hate.

Where are you? She just happens to have an audience. They can fight back against her. She's actually the perfect person to have something negative to say about. Because her audience is so active on social media. The Beehive gets so active that if you go out, If you jump out there with a negative opinion about Beyonce, the beehive is coming.

So the country music thing was the perfect thing, right? Because country music is such a genre that has such passion fans that they want to stand up for the genre. They're going to have an opinion on whatever it is. They're going to have a good opinion about Beyonce doing country or a negative one. So you couple that and then add the beehive in it. Oh, my God. It's a massive recipe for online success.

Yeah, I mean, imagine a video that's like exposing the real reason Beyonce sold out a did country. That's getting way more clicks than Beyonce delivered an amazing album. I bet you it's up there. Yeah. I bet you if you Google YouTube right now, it's already one done. Because all of Beyonce's super fans are watching that video.

Oh, my God. And then any Beyonce hater is watching that video. Beyonce is probably watching it. Why did I sell out? I would like to know. Sometimes it's good to know. I like, it's funny. I can be on Instagram right now and somebody will be like,

anybody buying that fucking book. meanwhile is the number nine bestseller on USA Today. Hey, you know what I'm saying? So who gives a fuck? Let people talk. Like, who cares? So I'm saying all that to say, Drake has been around too long.

Jay Cole has been around too long. Kendrick has been around too. All these guys have been around too long. They're too big to fail. Their audiences will never let them fail, even if they're not the popping thing on the internet. Who is the popping thing on the internet? Who is the person on the internet that's being celebrated right now?

Yeah. It don't happen. That's not the way the internet is designed. It's designed for motherfuckers to go on there and shit on people. That's what that shit they call. That's the grits for the mill on the internet. The what's the grits for the mill? What does that mean?

They say you need grits for the mill. You're saying the same words again, but I don't know what you're saying. Basically, shit needs fuel to go. And that is what makes the fuel go on the internet. So interesting. And how do you think that? people will start to see this? Or do you think that you're so caught up in your echo chamber

wanting your feelings validated that you just consume what validates them? I think the latter. Yeah. I think they will continue to consume what validates. Yeah. And we all guilty of that. I think we all do that to a certain extent. Not me.

I'm a masochist. So you like to see the things that you disagree with? I have to. Interesting. I have to. I just like to see all perspectives. I like to see what everybody is talking about because one thing I'm realizing nowadays

is that so many people they literally form their opinions and their narratives based off their hurt feelings. There's a lot of people speaking through their wounds. Yeah. And you'd be like, what the fuck? Like, I saw that with the Caitlin Clark shit this week. Tell me.

I had people mad at me because I reposted Matt Barnes and they're like, you should be reposting women that are talking about these same takes and this. I'm like, first of all, what was the Matt Barnes take? As I remember. Matt Barnes take was just simple.

It was like, yo, where's Caitlin's teammates at? They need an enforcer on their team. Matt was like, I was the enforcer everywhere I went. I was there to protect Kobe, yada, yada, yada. And I tried to explain to people that the reason Matt Barnes take went so viral is for that reason.

He is, he was an enforcer. Yeah. Why wouldn't I listen to an enforcer about enforcing? You know what I'm saying? He's the perfect person to talk about. about that. That's not a gender thing. That's not a race thing. It's basketball. Because I thought the same thing when Caitlin got knocked to the floor. I was like, where's her, where's her teammate to come knock her? Yeah, you need the girl that doctor.

Queen Latifah, power forward. You do. Just go fuck some shit up. You do. Yeah, so the girls think twice. It was weird. Like, not a single person from her teammate like even came over. Like, I mean, don't, don't get me started. It was weird. Don't get me started as to why. They probably don't like that. She's been honest attention. Because y'all women can't get along for nothing. That was a woman. By the way, that was a woman who said that.

Because that's the other take everybody's upset about it. They like, stop with the narrative that women are jealous and this and that. Taylor just said that. I didn't say that. Listen, the most popular female shows, the most popular shows that women watch on TV are these, like, real housewife-esque shows where it's just women throwing champagne on each other for an hour long. They just argue and fight. That's what women like it.

They like caddiness. They like arguments. They like fights. The view. The view, same thing. It's just argument, catiness, fight, judgment. Arguments, catatiness,

fight, judgment. That's Bravo's built an entire network. Arguments, cattingness, fight, judgment, gossip rumors. The girl, the Vanderpump rules shit. Reality TV is wrong. But they love that.

Now, men like to watch men get along. I know you hate to see it, but for example, we like to get along. If you even watch The Bachelorette, look at the energy on The Bachelor versus the Bachelorette. The guys that are the ones going out to get the wife, they tend to be friends with each other. And they kind of like get along and they joke around.

It's a kind of fun camaraderie. It's just what we do when we're around with another. We are competitive as hell, but we do start to have fun and bust balls. And I don't know if this is from like thousands of years of us like going out and being at war and like needing to get along and have fun together. It's just what men do. Why are you making it seem like? I'm telling women don't get along with one another.

I love, I love, I love, I love Andrew. You just don't, you don't get along with them. Andrews shows the misogynistic tastes of the best. Listen, it's not. It's not. It's not. We like seeing men. There's no men that argued at all. No, no, I'm not saying that we don't argue.

But if you watch inside the NBA, it's constant arguments. But at the end of the day, they all fucking love each other. They're busting balls. They're having a fucking great time. If you watch any of these real housewife shows, they all fucking hate these. We were just talking about the beat between Drake and... That was rap.

That's different. It's a different genre. I'll give you an example. You used to watch I Love New York. Yeah. Did the guys fight as much as the women did on flavor of love? Whoa. No, they did not.

Yes, they did it. No, they did it. That's why those shows were actually kind of boring. Exactly. The guys' shows are always more boring. They're more boring because we get along. They did fight. I'm not saying they didn't fight.

I'm just saying not as much as the ones. women do. Why do you think we love sports? They didn't fight like that on Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. Taylor. It wasn't like baddies, like how it is now. What is the bad girls club? Fighting girls the whole time. I mean, that's what the blue face show. Fighting girls the whole time. This is what women do when they're around one another. We hit a reality show where it's a, you know, we liked it. But I think all people like drama. We like sports because we want to see if basketball, five dudes or 12 dudes come together and become a team and through becoming a team and working with one another and becoming a family,

go defeat the odds. That is what we like, we enjoy. We watch with football, watch those other things. We do love rivalries. Exactly. Yes, but the rivalries are our team. We love competition. We're going to compete about everything we do.

Guys, we'll compete about, I mean, you saw the Jordan thing where they were throwing quarters down an alley during the Jordan dock. We're going to compete about everything. But we love coming together with a specific goal and accomplishing that goal. There is something to be said to talk. There is something to be said about the fact that reality TV with women has been successful for so long for all the reasons that you just stated. And now that the WNBA has that, it's getting some of the highest views that we've ever seen.

You just want to see. There is something to do that. Yeah, y'all like seeing that in NBA, too, though. No, we don't. We just want to see great fast. Guys hit too hard. They'll get really hurt. We don't want to see great fast.

We actually condemn Drake. Like, when he's being ex-physical. We don't like that. When Dream Mom was out there, you know, not physical. Y'all are full as shit. We told Drey stopped bugging, y'all. Huh? We told Drey Mott stopped bugging.

No, you didn't. We did. No, you didn't. Yes, we did. Roll the tape, Taylor. I will. I will. I will.

What are you talking about? And I think men don't like the arguing and bickering, but if we do have a problem, let's just take it there and just fight. That's why we like fight sports boxing. Yeah. I get it. I get it. I get it.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it. I get the in-between. I get it. I get the in-one.

I get the play on. I get it. I love, listen, I love the WNBA. It's not our fault that y'all can't get along, but you're about to fuck up your opportunity because you can't get along, simple as that. I will say this though. Here's one of the most important things

that nobody's talking about. Salute to Angel Reese, salute to Caitlin Clark. Love the attention that they bring into the WNBA. They both still gotta go out there and perform. If y'all aren't good, it don't even matter at the end of the day. Y'all could easily just become, you know, footnotes in the biggest

the biggest scheme of all of this. Like, y'all both have to go out there and be good. Let's be clear about one thing while we're sitting here talking about being good. The greatest woman's basketball player in the world is from South Carolina.

And her name is Asia motherfucking Wilson. Oh, that last year. Two-time MVP and is having a career, career season this year. They might as well give Asia the third, her third MVP right now. If you like the WNBA and you're coming to watch

because of Caitlin and Angel, if you want to see, like, at least right now, what greatness on the highest level looks like, it's Asia Wilson right now. Also, if I'm Angel, I'd let everybody give the attention to Kalen. Like, Kaylin. Just go out to a ball? Yeah, like Angel came out to a second.

I just want everybody to know that, like, there's, everybody's watching WNBA right now, and it's not because of one person, it's because of me, too. It's just like, your game isn't that exciting to want that pressure. Like, Katelyn's game is, exciting. She shoots logo threes. That's why the fuck people are watching because we're like we like logo threes. We like when step does it. We like when dame does it. We just like when people are shooting these logo threes. We don't care about like a layup underneath the basket. We don't give

a flying fuck about it because there's been girls that have been doing that and playing that game effectively for years and nobody gave a fuck. But she knows how to market herself like a Dennis Rodman. And I think we forget about somebody like a Rodman whose game may not have been about scoring points. He was the rebound guy. He was a defensive guy, but he was also very entertaining on and off the court. I think that's what Angel brings to the table. Like she's a, she's a double double, she's a walking double double double. She's going to give you her, you know, double digit points and she's going to get her double digit rebounds. But she's also just entertaining the watch.

Like, you know, Angel will fall to the floor and make faces at the camera. She'll block the shot, she will fall off. She'll have the shoe in one hand and be flexed and dancing. Like she's just entertaining on and off the court. I think that's what she brings to the table. Fair enough. Yeah, that's what she brings to the day. I mean. I just think about like a Rodman or a three mom. Nobody's watching Rodman if he's not on the Bulls. They're not watching for that.

It's not true. They're not putting asses in the seats. Rodman? No. No, no. No, Robin was, bro. Robben became a superstar. Rob, there was a point you might can argue Dennis Rodman.

At one point might have been the most popular person in the NBA. Okay. Popular is different. Popular is different than the reason why people are watching the game. Like, I love watching the game. watching Robin. Don't get me wrong. Like, I like the hustle plays, et cetera. I'm a basketball enthusiast at that point in time of my life. Yes, he was doing all these like off-the-court antics that were very entertaining, wearing the fucking dress, getting married to Madonna.

He started dying his hair every game. Yeah, that shit was in the video games. His hair used to change color in the video games. Like, oh shit. Sure. 100%. That being said, you want to get people to watch the game. You do what the fuck Michael Jordan was doing. You do what Magic Johnson was doing. You do it. Larry Bird was doing. You, that's how you change the game and get eyeballs there. What Caitlin is doing in the WMBA hasn't been done, and it's exciting to go see. And these girls are out there they're competitive, they're beating her ass. If I'm the

WMBA, I'm giving her Jordan treatment. It's coming. But where the refs at? Like, if I'm coming, you should have it immediately. Yo, you need a David Stern. David Stern was like, we're going to make sure that Knicks get the first pick. We're going to kick everybody to fuck out the league that's not going along with exactly what we want. The WNBA needs a

David Stern to get in there and protect this girl. and let them take it to the mountaintop. Nobody could lay a finger on Mike. And everybody will say, by the way, I said the same thing as far as the Jordan thing. And everybody will be like, no, they only want to protect her because she's white.

Good. Well, they want to protect her because she's the star. And we've seen this happen with stars before. It absolutely happened with Michael George. Good. Absolutely happened. You know what everybody ended up making tens of millions of dollars because of it?

So let it happen. But I don't think they should give her anything. But it needs to happen. Because Michael had to take his lumps. No, no, no, no. It needs to happen now while you have the eyeballs. Because you're worried that the eyeballs are going to go away. But you can't just let her go out there and drop 30.

Yes, you can. That would be the best thing for the double. She still got to make the ball going to hoop. She is missing some shots. Just give a couple flage or fouls. You think when Kobe had his 81 game, they was D&M Hart. Pause. Whatever.

Damn. Holy shit. So we talk about basketball. My God. You can't pause, but you're talking about basketball. That's crazy. That was crazy. I think they was D in them hard.

Do you think they were playing hard defense? Kobe was fucking the shit out of somebody that game. All right? Kobe was giving, somebody was getting fuck crazy. But I'm just saying, nobody was playing defense on them hard. That brought so many eyes to the game. I think they was trying to stop them.

I think they couldn't do nothing. Come on, man. If you look back at that game, they were giving them so much room. Like, once he got hot, they were. You don't even remember where we were playing. I don't remember who he was playing. I don't remember who he was playing. I know they were playing.

Exactly. I do. San Antonio. No, the Toronto Raptors is. Gips Jail and Rose. That's why they did the whole commercial when they did the show. How many olives?

It looks in 81. But I just remember that, but that game wasn't even on TV or nothing. That wasn't a televised game. That game, you really don't even know if that game existed. We don't know if that game actually. We really don't.

All I'm simply saying is, I don't think Caitlin should be given anything. But I do believe... You protect the Golden Goose, bro. It's coming. And by the way, she's having a cool season. It's not like Caitlin is having a fucked-up season. Everybody's acting like seven foot of season.

A lot of turnovers, but she's the fastest, I think they said WNBA played 100 points and 50 assists or some shit like that. Like, she's gonna be fine. Yeah, she'll be fine. She'll be fine. And she's just like Jordan, she needs to get her weight up, right?

She's a little light and ass. Yeah. So she's getting thrown around out there. Jordan had to do the same thing. Like Jordan had to get beat up for a few seasons. He was bawling. Detroit beat him up good. Beat him up.

And he went out there and put 25 pounds. I mean, I started his other stat the other day, where they was like, Jordan used to tell everybody Fuck that. Even when we get eliminated from the playoffs, he used to practice and play all through July. Like he was playing regular games because he said he knew his conditioning wasn't right. He didn't have his condition. He wasn't conditioned to play past a certain point, but they would always get eliminated and then go on vacation and shit like that. So he said he would just practice and play like all through July something because that's when the NBA finals was. So he's ready for the finals when he came around. Wow.

And when you look at somebody like the Timberwolves now, they just say, simply gassed out. Anthony Edwards, them, ain't built to go past a certain point. What's his beep between Adidas and Cam? I have no idea. Like, what happened? I don't know.

I think Cam made a statement on a show about Aunt not being a superstar. And he shot at him in the Adidas commercial. Yeah, and so then they... What did Ant say in an Adidas commercial? I didn't even hear it. So in the commercial, it's like, that's printing receipts.

And so a receipt comes and it says the thing that Cam said about him, and then Aunt was like, man, fuck him. And then Cam responded with some bars. Cam is relentless. Not only to Cam respond with bars. Now he's coming out of Adidas. Now he's coming out of Editas. He's crazy.

Cam is hilarious. Yo, he posted a Kevin Ware. Do you know who Kevin Ware is? The guy who broke is. Yeah. This is what your sneakers do. He listed all the athletes that have had knee problems that were wearing Adidas or sponsored by

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Theandrewsholts.com. We just added a couple more. I think we're going to add one more leg of the tour and then that's it. One more leg of the tour. We've got to choose a place to film the special. Okay. And I think we'll do one more leg of the tour. That would be the last chance everybody has to go see the Life Tour.

I'm surprised you and do MSG. Say again? I'm surprised you didn't do MSG for this. I don't think that. specials in arenas translate well. I think the show in arenas can translate, but I don't think the special does. I think the timing

is all for the person at home. I think the venue should be a little bit more intimate. And I think the fact that you're so big, you're so big right now, Paul's, that doing it in a smaller venue just for the special is literally all about the art. Yeah.

It ain't about looking at this crowd and like, damn, look at all these people that can't see the show. Yeah. No. Look how good Shorts is. That's why all these people come to see Shultz. And also like if you've seen this hour, it's a very specific thing. And the story is very

specific. And if you've seen it, you understand one, why it should be intimate. Yeah, why it should be intimate. And then two, like, why it's different when I say like this tour is done, meaning I'm never going to tell

this story again after this tour finishes. So, you should probably do a comedy club, bro. I don't, I think, I think you need a certain level. You think you need a certain size because a certain size allows for performance. You know what I mean? Like, you just don't want to go too big where you lose intimacy, but you want to be big enough where you can really perform and live in and like, yeah.

So I think, I think we have some places in mind. Say again? Baby bed dick. Baby Band-Aid? Baby Bear Dick. Or you can say Baby Bear's Porch. What is that? It's just right.

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Just right. The baby's bear's dick, though. Listen, this Saturday, I'll be in Rundell Mills in Maryland at 2 p.m. at the Book's A Million. I'll be there signing copies of my new book. Get on at a dot line, why Small Talk sucks. June 14th, I'll be at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove in Los Angeles, California at 7 p.m.

signing copies of my new book, Why Small Talks Sucks. Small Talk Sucks. Yeah. Get honest and die lying. Watch Small Talk sucks available everywhere you buy books now. What else we got, Taylor, gang? How are you feeling about the love

you've received? I feel good. I see people saying that this is my best book yet, which is, you know, I never even thought about it like that because, you know, I don't think about books as a catalog. Like, you know,

I just think about these are my thoughts. You know, this is what I'm feeling at the time. But maybe, you know, I guess people do compare it like that. They do compare it like albums, or stand-up specials or whatever else. So, yeah, I mean, I like the reception that is getting. You know, I like when I come on people's platform

and they want to talk about the book. Yeah. Because even if you want to talk about politics, if you read the book, they're in there. I got a whole chapter called The Language of Politics is Dead. I got another chapter called, you know, Death of a Nation with my guy Aaron Magruder. And, you know, that's why I salute to Stephanie Rueh,

her show, The 11th hour on MSNBC. I thought she did a great interview the other night with me because she made it about the book and the questions that she had for me, you know, about politics were from the book, you know? Because, you know, we're in the sound bite era. So everybody wants to get a sound bite. I don't know how many times I have to tell y'all over and over,

I represent the one in four Americans who has unfavorable views about Trump and Biden. So take what you want. Yeah. If I'm having these conversations, if I say something negative about Biden, the right, if y'all want to take that and run with it, cool. If I say something negative about Trump, left if y'all want to take that and run with it cool. I just hate when y'all, when you do stupid shit. When the right takes what they want

and then the left, instead of going to listen to what the fuck I said, just starts attacking me because of the narrative that the right foot out. Like, that's just dumb and it's lazy. That's exactly what my book is about. My book is about that laziness of communication. You know what I mean? Like nobody's really just having honest conversations anymore.

Nobody's actually, well, let me go see what that person actually said because there's no way they could have said that. You hear things nowadays and I'm like, no. No, not it. I don't think that's what he actually said. Or what she said. Let me go see for myself. Yeah.

And then when you see, you're like, oh, they didn't say that for real. Yeah. So let's do some asking idiots. Yeah. That's as you all know, too. There's a new birth control for men that used to do, like, with gel rubber. Let's do some asking idiots, man.

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Oh, you won't have any of them. Go, shut up. What? I knew y'all took my other niggas dick's like in comparing. First of all, God damn. racist. That shit sounded racist as fuck this now. I don't do that. Okay, white guy's dick.

I don't look at the guy's dicks in porn. Lise. I don't. You can't miss them. You're looking at the wrong one. Then go next time you want to go on porn up, Google BBC, you won't have no choice but to look at some of them shit. I'm like, that's crazy. What? That should be wild sometimes.

Like, yo, these dudes be holding their dicks and only putting some of it in. I'm like, that shit ain't real. Ain't no fucking way, yo. Wow. I think if they hold it at the face. It's fake. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? If you hold it at the face, it's a prosthetic.

This one dude was holding this shit like this and like... Yeah, it's a prosthetic. Get the fuck out of here, you know. I saw one dude in a rowboat and he was just... I seen that shit. Yeah, it was crazy. I seen that shit. Shout out to Bardi.

Body, uh, salute to Cardi, man. She came to my daughter's... Oh, I saw that, dude. That was crazy. That was dope. Sluat Cardi for coming to my daughter's sweet. How sweet. Now, what's the story of that happened?

I mean, my daughter, like, here's the thing. I don't ask nobody for nothing. I don't ask no artists for nothing. Never have. That's just not the way I get down. But you know, you got a daughter now who's 16. Like, my daughter started wanting to go to concerts last year. So it's like, we went to two concerts last year, Ed Shearing and Scissors.

That's what she likes. Ed She likes Sheeran. She likes Ceehanorke. She likes a lot of different music. And those are the people she talk about a lot, right? And so, I'm like, when the fuck you just start liking Ed? That's Ed. My guy, Ed.

Cool. You know, only thing I worry about with stuff like that is like, when she gets older, the experience that she gets at these concerts ain't going to be the same. Nope. If she got with pops. That's okay. You know what I'm saying?

Which is fine. That's okay. Right? Until she gets her own identity and stuff like that. But it's like, yo, you know, and she likes to bring her friends, which is always cool. Because her friends don't know. It's not like she's telling her friends like, yeah, you know, we're probably going to be there. It's none of that.

Yeah, yeah. So like when the friend and the mom. They go crazy. Oh, my. God, especially the Ed Show was crazy because like every superstar white person was there. Yeah, yeah. It's Ed Shearer and Thor, Chris Helmsworth, and

what's the other guy to be with Jimmy Kimmel? Uh, Jimmy Fallon. No. Matt. Oh, Matt Damon. Matt Damon. Oh, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? The other guy that be with Jimmy Kim. Did you just call Matt Damon?

One of the greatest actors of our time. The other guy that be with Jimmy Kim. Snoop Matt Damon. And then, you know, same thing with Sizzle. Like, yo, no top dog punching my people. Like, yo, you know, we go to the concert, whatever, whatever.

But it's just like she was turning 16, and I don't know if it's because she watches how I spoil her mom. Because, you know, for her mom's 40, if we did a lot. Went crazy. And, you know, my wife's favorite artist is Eric Badoo, Jill Scott. Full stop. Those are her two favorite artists of all time. I've been to more Jill Scott and Ericabu concerts in my life than probably anybody. Yeah.

And so it's like when my wife turned 40, you had the same thing. You had a nice little private party. God bless Erica Badu, the queen mother goddess came through and DJed. Wow. My wife had no idea. Like,

and we were in a burger joint in New Jersey. You know what I mean? Like not even, like, we weren't, there wasn't nothing classic, fancy. It's like 40, 50 of us. And sweet Erica Badu came through, love Erica Badu, the death. She came through and DJ.

Wow. And so it's like, my daughter had been talking to me for months about Sweet 16. Can, you know, somebody come to my party? I'm like, what the fuck? Is this MTV? Like, so I just was like, I asked a couple people.

I asked who she liked. Clearly, I don't know anything about no Phoebe Bridges or nobody, no, no Phoebe Bridges. I asked a couple people. And a lot of people were booked up. Like, they had no other shows and stuff like that. And Cardi was actually scheduled to be somewhere, but then it got moved.

And when they got moved, It's like, yo, you want me, still need me for the second? Yes. And she pulled up. Wow. You know, and I salute Badi for that because, you know, I got big bulletproof love for Badi. Been supporting Badi forever. Like, when Badi was on Instagram, reposting Badi, had, you know, Badi was on my TV show

Uncommon Sense back in the day. Like, like, that was what, that was like, what, 2013? Yeah. 2012, 2013, something like that. So my point is, I got mad love for Badi, and Badi's just a person. who is a very real individual who reciprocates the love. Wow. So, you know, she made a memory for my daughter and her friends.

Now, was your daughter very grateful? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Are you and her great now? I know you're saying. We always been great. Yeah, that's my God. I love my daughter. We're all super great.

But she's like, my daughter ain't fazed by nothing. She's a very, she's a very gracious person. Yeah, yeah. And gratitude is her attitude, just like her dad. So, you know, she definitely told Cardi, thank you. and it was a good event. And none of the kids knew she was coming. So it just was.

Does your daughter know? My daughter knew because she tricked Naila. Oh. She went up to Nilo while Nilela was DJing and said, what time is the artist going to get here? Wow. I don't know what the fuck was on Nila's problem. But Nile goes, oh, yeah, Cardi will be here in like 10 minutes.

And then what did you? And so my daughter goes, Cardi's coming? And so Nile goes, that's when she realized she didn't know. Okay, hold on. So if you didn't have Cardi, were you freaking out? You were going to let her down? Like, how much stress were you going through?

I had two. I had two people that was supposed to come. The first person, the first person didn't come. The first person, the first person was going to come, but then something happened with their schedule literally at the last minute, and they had to be where they were supposed to be at in New York at a certain time. But I wasn't true because I knew, I knew I had. I just knew I had.

I wasn't true. Like, I knew Cardi was going to show up. Because I know Cardi. And if Cardi gave you her word, that she's going to do something, she's going to say, yes, I was, I wasn't true. I wasn't true.

My, my only thing was, like, I know it's between six and ten. So, what time should I tell her to be here? Uh. Because I don't want her to be here too late, you know?

And she came at the perfect time. Yeah. Like literally right in the middle of everything. Like, it was, oh, man, it couldn't have been. It was all God, Joe. And the kids went crazy.

Oh, they went. crazy, man, because they had no idea. They didn't even know somebody was coming at all. Oh, wow. It was just like, they took, you know, kids party, they in the hallways and stuff. It was like, okay, everybody get back in the ballroom. So they got back in the bar room.

They didn't know what they were anticipating. They don't know if it was going to be a cake lighting or a candle lighting, whatever. And, you know, bawdy just walks in and they went great. What song did she come out to? She came out to, uh, Wawn-a-Bee, Warnaby remix. Yeah, she did want to be. She came out there and want to be. That's their new one. That's the new one.

That's the new one with, uh, gorilla and mega stallion. And you know, she walked in, kids went crazy, and bawdy was so gracious. I came through to pick up a place and say, help me to succeed with a turn. She stayed, danced with the kids. I'm thinking I don't want her to be overwhelmed.

So I'm like, yo, you good? You want to get her? She was like, and she just sat there, partied with the kids, you know, dancing that, not just her records, but sexy red records and Lido Records and Gorilla Records and Gorilla. records and taking pictures

with everybody. Wow. Took like two or three to go plates. And it was love and dip, man. That's really cool. That's really cool. Love body, man.

I got, so for all y'all out there, I'm looking at the camera saying this, for all y'all out there who always want to say Charlemagne is biased in regards to Cardi B, you're right. Yes, I am. Very. Okay.

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This is a good question. Socket. Dot var. What was the most recent white lie you told for no reason? Love you guys. I got one. Tell me. I gaslit the fuck out my wife, bro.

Talk to me. Love when wife's get gassed. Oh, it was beautiful. Beautiful. Talk to me. She's breastfeeding, right? Before she's breastfeeding, she made like a salad, right? She goes, there's a salad in there for you.

I go in, I see the salad, I come back, I was like, can I make you a plate? She goes, she goes, yeah. I go, I go, yes, please, or something like that. Right? Like, I don't know why I was feeling like I needed like some sort of, like, pleasantry or something like that. But I was like, yes, please. And she goes, she said, you didn't say thank you. When I said, I made the salad.

And I go, that's the first thing I said, I knew full lines. That's the first thing I said, I said, yes, of course. I said, thank you. And then I locked in and I stayed true to my gaslighting. And I almost made myself believe that I said thank you for the salad initial. To this point where as I'm telling the story, I'm like, I might have actually said thank you. I'm so committed to the gaslight. I gaslight myself.

The best lies are the lies that you tell yourself And you believe it. Oh, my God. That's good. All right. Tell me when you did a good gaslight. Good guy? I don't gaslight.

Man, that's a lie. You're doing it right now. I don't gaslight. We gaslit you for the whole beginning of the pod. It's one of our favorite things. You just told a lie saying I'm not going to be at the fucking concept. I mean, we do tell you the truth. The name of my new book is get honest and that line why small talk sucks

and it's about stop lying to yourself and stop volunteering those lies to others. There was no reason for Taylor to tell us that she's going to be at the concert. What else we got, Taylor? Give us one more. No one's lying. Okay.

We scroll down. We got to get another... Why you want to fight me, man? God damn. You know who used to say that a lot? You see every fucking morning. You know who used to say that a lot? You know who used to say that a lot?

So you better stop. Who? You know who used to say that a lot. Who, who, who, who, who, who? I don't know who. I don't know who. Who? He said, she said, I can't wait to fight you.

Yeah. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Now, this is a good ass question. We know the fuck you're talking about. Can we consider steroids the male version of BBL? Yeah, of course. Fuck yeah.

They are BBLs. Hell yeah. They are. Steroids are 100% the male versions. So are beards. Beards? No. A beard.

as a BBO. My wife told me she wanted to grow a beard out last night. She's like, I want you to grow your beard out. I don't know how to take that. She doesn't like your facial structure. Yes. I could you've been saying that you've been looking at her dreams. It's amazing. It's amazing that you just take joy in anything that may hurt my feelings. It's like kind of really crazy how that is.

That is what makes you laugh uncontrollable. She's having such a lot. Because you were so hype, but turn it around. Turn around something camera we can see. Anytime. May might have his feelings hurt just a little bit. They relish. Oh my God.

They relish. I mean, just, you got tears in your eyes because my wife told me she want me to grow a beard up. Why is that making you fun? Why is it making you find? Because you was so hype. Turn around. Turn around. This is rom-com fine, girl.

But clearly she's not feeling it. So grow your fucking beard out. Damn. I got a hurt little bit. That one was great. If you ended that with the N-word, that would have been a crazy situation. Grow your fucking beard house. Give me another question.

Give me another question, please. Okay. Jesus, I'll grow my beard up. Soon as Taylor, let me get some of her facial head. I don't got none. That's cute. That was cute. Oh, this is a good one.

We can end on this. DJ Mike Torch. Uh-oh. Is there a way you can make the truth entertaining? Yes. Gaslight. Gaslight and lie.

I think the truth is entertaining, though. I just think that y'all don't want to hear the truth. I always say nobody cares about the truth when the lie is more entertaining. But the reality is the truth, if you choose to actually listen to it, is more entertaining than the lie. And you know why it's more entertaining than the lie? Because it actually happens. The reality of things are always more entertaining than the lie. Y'all just don't want to deal with the reality of things.

I think that the truth is the most entertaining. It's just a lot of times you're afraid to be truthful in the moment. Like, let's say someone's talking to you and you're bored. The truth might be to say, hey, stop talking, is really boring. That is unbelievably entertaining. Yes. But you don't want to be truthful. Yes.

Your true feelings about almost every issue are the most hilarious. So you sit there in small talk. Yeah. And because you sit there in small talk, you don't never get to what you actually want to say. In my daily affirmation book this morning, it talks about how you leave the house every day, and the word, the word of personality comes from,

I think it's a Latin word or a Greek word called persona, which basically means the mask. Mask you put on, yeah. So you put the mask on all the motherfucking time. So to your point, there's things you don't want to do, right? There's things you actually want to say that you don't. Yeah. So if you, imagine if we all,

just told the truth. Yeah. If we all told the truth, life would be way more entertaining. I told somebody last night, we are at the point in our life. And we started like this, right? Okay. We started shooting.

Oh, as kids. As kids. Yeah, you tell somebody, you look old. Exactly. But even as you grow as adults in our fields, you shoot. This kid shot me the other day. He said, he goes, he goes, what temperature is it? I go, it's 83.

He goes, no, not how old you are. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? And by the way, even in this business and the industry, we start off shooting, telling the truth. And then we like, wait a minute. I don't want to fuck up the bag, man. Wait a minute.

You know what I'm saying? Wait a minute. And then now we have the point where we're like, you know what? Fuck it up. Fuck all that, man. What, what, what? Fuck it up. Like, I told somebody that shit yesterday.

I'm like, everybody should just go for it. When I saw Pat Macon, What he do? I gave him donkey today just because, you know, Pat, you still got to protect yourself with just a little bit. What you do?

What he did? What he did? What he did? What he did? What he did? What he called? He did it as a term of endem it. What did he say?

He was like, something about the rookieslap, but he was like, play the clip, Taylor, and we can end on this. He said, this white bitch. I saw somebody on Twitter upset about it. Here's the point. Wasn't she on his show regularly? You want to pause?

You had the original. Play the play when he cursed, when he called it. Oh, to me, I thought it just slipped. But I would like the media people that continue to say, this rookie class, this rookie class, this rookie class, not. Just call it for what it is. There's one white bitch for the Indiana team.

Talking too freely. He is a superstar. I get it. Pat, I get it. You're the guy. You produce your own show for ESPN, but you can't do that, Pat. Pat, you do your thing, bro. I'm not listening.

Nah, we need to let them know. I'm not mad at it. But I'm not mad at it. All I'm simply- Talk about them . Sue. All right. And that's that.

Whoa. Oh, now we're fucked up. Hold on. Now it's fucked up. You know, my point is the same with Pat. You don't need it. You don't need it. You don't need it.

But it was entertaining when I just- What I'm saying? Let this shit fly is what I- them . Them . Talk about all that . As always. He's them . .

As always, if you listen to this podcast, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple bitches,

you're right too. Thank you for listening.