The Brilliant Idiots - Clip Drill

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

On this episode of The Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss the New York Knicks playoff hype to the ongoing Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar debate, and whether rap battles actually impact legacy long term. The guys break down why Knicks fans think this could finally be their year, why Shai Gilgeous-Alexander is getting called a “free throw merchant,” and whether Victor Wembanyama is already living up to the hype. They also get into the internet’s obsession with outrage culture, algorithm addiction, and why celebrities keep crashing out online. The convo turns serious when discussing Ray J’s recent boxing situation, the pressures of viral culture, and how social media rewards chaos over everything else. The guys unpack the backlash from the recent Kevin Hart roast, debate whether comedians should ever have limits, and react to comments from Tony Hinchcliffe about controversial roast jokes. There’s also a hilarious deep dive into Rocky, why Apollo Creed might actually be the most important character in the franchise. Plus: Netflix streaming updates for The Breakfast Club, wild internet conspiracy theories, AI-generated fish nightmares, and the usual Brilliant Idiots chaos you didn’t know you needed. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: ⁠⁠https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots⁠⁠ Jess Hilarious - Til Death Do We Parent - ⁠Order⁠ 2Chainz - The Voice in my head is God - ⁠⁠Order⁠⁠ The Black Family Who Built America - Cheryl McKissack Daniel -⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Uncommon Favor - Dawn Staley - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks- By Charlamagne Tha God - ⁠⁠Order Link⁠⁠ Check out Andrew Schulz - ⁠⁠www.theandrewschulz.com⁠⁠ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" - ⁠⁠https://blackeffect.com⁠⁠ Checks out AlexxMedia ⁠AM Mornings⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yep, Charlamini, God. Andrew Scho. You're all the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. We're in here. What's up, Shulte? As a Kyle Walker. How you doing, my boy?

Why you keep grabbing your nose, man. I broke that shit again. How? Padale? Yeah, Padal. What the fuck, man? I landed on the paddle. No.

This is the most embarrassing. How the fuck did that happen? Bro, I'm trying to get security camera footage because it would be so funny, but like, I slipped and the paddle was like here, and I just head butted that. Damn. And I just broke my fucking nose. What do you think God was trying to tell you, man? nose job you think so you think so you've been thinking about it right

no but my shit keeps breaking bro you've been thinking about it you've been thinking about it so I went to this doctor because my shit was all black and blue and he's like here's the thing like I can shave three inches off that motherfucker what happened Bunky hey Bunky Bunky no

Bunky Bunky Bunky no we both did this together if I get it you get it now but he said this he's like look you don't breathe out of one of your nostrils and I was like why not and he's like well because you've just crushed the bones or whatever in your...

Damn. In your nose so many different times. Wow. So it is what it is. But obviously... Get the nose job, man. I can't do it because it's just... Get the nose job, man.

There's also character in it. You won't be the first man to get in... I don't think you should. Yeah. But if you feel like you should, it's Hollywood calling. It's Hollywood saying, oh, Shotsie. Get a little nose job.

You'll get more rolls. Definitely not. Nah. That they said if I come out as buy. Ooh. By what? Partisan? Too late for that.

It's through that ship and sale. The internet has decided. Shout out to the New York Knicks, baby. Are you feeling about that chance? Terrify. Oh, no. You know, I watched that Spurs OKC game. I'm not worried about neither of them, bro.

I think. I'm not worried about neither of them. Let me go ahead and jinx to Knicks. Yeah, those try. By saying, I think they can win it all. No, no, they absolutely can. I think they can win it all. Spurs are too young. Spurs? I don't think it's not being OKC.

I don't think there was just careless turnovers after careless turnovers. I just think they're too young. Like so much talent on the team, but like you saw so many turnovers where you're passing the ball out of bounds. Yeah. That's not playoff basketball. Did you watch a game yesterday? It's like you can't pass the ball out of bounds like six times in a half and expect to win against a team like, And Wimby's two up and down, like somebody bouncing on a dick at Pride Weekend and DC last weekend.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's too up and down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your problem? I'm gonna dab you up, bro. I'm just saying.

You know, speak your truth, Ken. Well, I'm just saying. Whatever you got to do your mental health, King? Whatever you got to do for your mental health. Some games he comes out, he's a ball of energy, right? Like game one or in game four. But then other times he's just out there. Like what was last, what was that in game five, bro?

I don't know. You know what I mean? Honestly, you know what I would do against O.K.C.? Let shy score. Yeah. Let him get hard, but don't foul. Don't foul, bait. Let him get hard twos.

Let him put up 40 and just lock everyone else down. You can't let the kid with the nail polish who's nasty. You can't let him beat you. Who? Was it McCain? He saw Wemke. He saw it. It wasn't Wemby.

It was Plumley. No, but they said Wimby whispered it. Wimby was the one told him, give him that right there. That's the right there. And then that's the other thing. It's like any time shot gets to the cup, like you got to make sure he feels it. You got to go like back in the day,

90s, New York Knicks defense. Yeah. But I think the Knicks are going to be good. Are we sure Wembees from France? I mean. Like I've been hearing him talk lately. I don't hear the accent. You know what I mean?

There's probably something else in there. And whispering, the way he whispered the order that hit wasn't very French. I mean, if you talk about how the French have colonized most of Africa, I think that he's capable of some crazy shit.

Got you, got you, got you, got you. I mean, he did go to the white guy and say, hey, can you do what we've done? No, he went to the black guy. No, he went to the white guy. Plumley put the hit. No, go look. Trust me, man. Trust me.

Well, he's, oh, no, no, they said he whispered to both of them. Exactly, but Plumley did it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he got to him first. He got to him first. He got to him first. But yeah, I'm not worried about OKC and I'm not worried about definitely not the Spurs. Like, I just think the Spurs, the Spurs are going to be the team. Like, you see it.

They have it. But right now it's just too many caroleras for the playoffs. And Nick's going to capitalize all over that. The Nick should just be praying that the series goes seven. Yeah, yeah. Prayed at this series goes seven. Whemby is incredible. Don't get me wrong.

But like... Is he? No, let me explain. He's not beef. He's not beef. He's not. He don't have old man beef, pause. Fast forward.

Like, Cat is just going to run through him. Like when Cat. And OG. They're going to beat up on him. Exactly. Like, eventually, when he, fills out and he can really lean into you and get to the cup. But right now he's

kind of like banging off you. Then I'll like do a little pull up from trophy. Should he ever fill out though? Because if he fills out, he gets bigger. He'll have fucking knees. You know what I mean? Again, I'm saying is that Kat is just going to go straight through him, steamroll. And then I'm not worried about the Spurs at all. And then OKC, I think

we got that. Like, do you just let shy score and don't let the other guys beat you? Simple as that. I don't think we should put the incredible label on Wimby yet, though. He's definitely shown. Talk about potential. Yes, he's shown glimpses of he can be otherworldly, but then sometimes he just looks too mortal to be 7-6, however the fuck he is. Ribbling like that at 7-6, you're...

That's my point. But if you're 7-6 and you have that type of skill set, why are you not dominating every fucking game, bro? Like every... How do you not dominate every game at that size and skill set? Yeah, I don't know. I mean, maybe they have two other guys that are starting that are, like, you know, they're throwing bodies, I guess.

But he's still putting up buckets. I just think too many careless airs. You can't... Last night, he was like, what was his stats last night? He was like 0 for 5 from 3. That's the other thing. If the Knicks are going to beat either team, we're going to beat them for the 3-point line. That's why I'm like, let Shai score 40 on hard twos.

But we just get them 3 for 2 every single play. I feel like you should pause that just because hard twos. Hard 2s. Like last night he had 20 points, 4 for 15 from the field. 0 for 5 from 3, and he had 12 free throws, 6 rebounds, Like, you can't let Shai be a free throw merchant, though. That's the other thing.

I think Shai had like six shot attempts last night and dropped 30. Where are my scamming at that. Yeah, Shai. That's why I said that. Shai is a scamming ass. You can't do it. Shai be like in the flop.

Shai be just flopping all over the place as if somebody really found him. He didn't do that a lot last night, though. Yeah, but he only put up six shots. And he somehow, he must have done enough because the guy's getting foul in every single play. Every time he jumps in the air, he falls.

Wow. Is that real? That's not fucking. Get the fuck out of here. See, I don't want to live my life like that. That's why it's going to be a great disconnect. That right there is why it's going to be a great disconnect. I mean, that was crazy right there.

The whole team is just flopping. Yeah, so New York, I don't know which one of these are real. Which is not. New York is going to handle some of that because we're just going to shame it out of them. And I think the refs are responsible. Well, hold on. Brunson's an incredible player. He's among the top three most egregious floppers in the league.

Yo, shut the fuck about him out. He does. He throws his head back. He throws his head back. He jumps into people. Brunson gets fouls. Shai actually gets fouls. Shai is talking crazy right now, Chris.

Yeah, shy is Chris Paul LeBron level. Like, he's not good. Free throw merchant. Brunson is, I'll admit, in Bede. My thing is in that, in that tier, one of the great floppers, but Brunson's up there.

You would not describe Brunson as a free throw merchant. Shy is a free throw merchant. I would describe Brunson as a free throw merchant. No. Brunson's pulling up for three. He's splashing. He's getting to the cup. He's finishing.

He's doing all that. He had six shots last night. He scored 30 points. Where did he score him from? He had six shots. He hadn't won than six last night. Look it up. Last night was his worst night.

He's a... He got 30 from the free throw line. Who? Shy! Hold on. Let me look and see. I know fucking Wimby was at the free throw line a lot last night. Anyway, Nick's got it.

I think so, man. And I think that, you know, the world is better when the Knicks are winning. I agree. Like this field different I guess I guess because we're not used to it Yeah, Shai damn he was 7 to 19 last night He had 16 free throws Shai had 30 points

32 points made shots Yeah seven It says right here House of low lights I guess Yeah I'm looking at it right here Seven to 19 from the field Two from three from three 16 17 from the free throw

We're gonna work the refs Like the Knicks are gonna work the refs Me and the Knicks crowd It's better if the Knicks win a championship For the NBA It's better for the world The NBA needs that. The NBA needs the New York Knicks championship.

How much you want to bet the Knicks win the championship the Warren-A-Rond stops? How much you want to bet? Let me see. I think one's already, I don't know if the two coincide. Everything coincide. Everything is about New York. Tell me why.

Give me the theory. Give me the brilliant. I haven't even figured it out yet. Just fuck it. But it just seems like that would be the logical conclusion. It's like after this amazing drought. I mean, like, what are we talking about? 53 years since we had a championship?

Yeah, shout out to Timothy Sholomey, too, man. He's showing up. I keep telling y'all that he's doing something that he's not getting no credit for, yo. What is that? Making Kylie Jenna look mortal. Oh, wow. She's, I guess she don't even,

yo, by the way, the NBA don't give a fuck about your little girlfriend. Nah. Taylor Swift was court side with Travis Kelsey. Nobody even gave a fuck. No, that was Richard Jefferson being a troll. Nah, yo. Richard Jefferson purposely the entire time. But where was the NBA.

cameras on both of them. They didn't cut to her. Like, not that like the NFL. Nah, not like the NFL, yo. Yeah. Now, maybe it's different because when Travis scores a touchdown is different because you're going to cut to the family

and cut to her. Right. They didn't cut to Travis and, what's her boyfriend's name? Oh, Taylor. Yeah. Who's the girl? Taylor.

Taylor and Travis. They weren't cutting to them like that. Okay? Yeah. They weren't. They don't care about your little girlfriends. But even still, Timothy makes highly look horrible.

That's an interesting take. So now you're back on Timothy. Nah, I know. Because you were shitting on Timothy when he was having his generational run as white boy of the year. He was having a generational run? Yeah, and then you put a fucking pause on it.

We got to stop. We got to stop just putting titles on things. No. Generational. He had a good run. You came with some like, this was old school. This was like old school Charlemagne hate.

What did I say? Once a white boy gets some motions, you got to shut that shit down. You got a call. So, damn, he must not got no motion then. Yeah. I can't even remember why. I looked at another thing.

I was like, that's a nice fit he had on. See? At the game, he had the Tim's on with some black jeans that were fire with the blue Nick's shirt. Damn, Tim must be down bad. I know he's down bad. You got to be down bad for Charlemagne should be building him back up. Charleman feels guilty right now. I like your outfit.

Tell him you like this movie. He just made Kylie look mortal, that's all. Nah, no, no, I'd be seeing the promos for Marty Supreme all the time on fucking T&T and Not TNT. FX. One of them I watch. Whenever there's like a rerun of like in game or something on. Yeah.

Marty Supreme. Maybe I'm making all of this stuff. Yeah, you might be making. What else we got, gang? What else we got, man? What else is going on? What's cooking, man? What's happening in the world?

What's cooking, man? What's cooking, man? Yo, Ray J. be doing anything. Yeah. Like this is, this is, this is heartbreaking, you know? Yeah. This is heartbreaking to see Ray J. I'm talking about the, uh, the,

the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, Ross's boxing. Yes. Right? Yeah, I just don't like people. Brand risk that wake up and do anything. Yeah. You can't just wake up.

Well, maybe. And do anything. What is his motivation for it? It shouldn't be money. I thought, I mean, I'm pretty sure Ray J. got paper. I assume he's good. And, you know, he told us a couple of few months ago that his heart, he only had, maybe he's doing, maybe that's it.

Maybe it's like one last shot. Maybe. Maybe. The thing is this interesting about this is like Ray J. throughout his entire career, whenever he wants, can go and do an interview, and it is the most talked about interview. So it can't be strictly for attention because the guy has been able to get attention whenever he wants for decades. He's unbelievably, there's a gravitational pull. But look about this boxing situation. Everybody's talking about this. For sure, but like,

he don't got to put himself through that to get attention. He could just be funny in an interview. He's an entertaining guy. You got a big ass knot on your head. You say that your heart doesn't work there's full capacity. He's in the hospital now. Because I saw him this morning pulled something from the hospital. Oh, really? Yeah, he's in the hospital

because of this fight. It's like, you don't have to... Don't put yourself through stuff like this for the attention of the internet, man. Like, what was that saying? What was it? Don't set yourself on fire? Like, we're seeing a lot of that in 226.

That seems to be like... Yeah, it's sad, man. Why, though? It's sad. None of this has to happen. Like, you don't have to wake up and do this. And I feel like you would feel a need to constantly be a part of the algorithm.

Bro, yeah. But that's the thing that's so surprising about him doing it. Like, I don't think he's the good example of it because he can just do it by being funny and entertaining. But don't you think he gets addictive after a while? I 100% think it's addictive, but because every high got to be like that high. So you're searching for that dopamine rush. You know what I mean?

Because you only get one of those if we're being honest. If we're being honest. You'll get that one super peak viral moment and then you can continue to try to change. that, but you don't get that, because that just happens organically. You can't fucking script that. You understand what I'm saying?

Like, no, I was reading something this one. I keep telling you how to read this book, man, how techno feudalism killed capitalism. And it talked about all of these algal bosses. I actually wrote this down, because I read the book once, but then I was listening to it. I'm listening to it again now.

But it talks about how these algal bosses, which is basically, you know, the bosses of the algorithm. And that's all that are the tech lords, right? So all these people that own these different social media sites, they just monetize our emotions and they have this, they're these group of people who call it's cloud capital. And the greatest cloud capital is conflict.

Of course. So that's what, sadly, that's what guys like Ray J have understood. Well, everything has to be constant, conflict, conflict, conflict, conflict, conflict, conflict, conflict. It's conflict is what we're drawn to, right? Like, obviously, that's like primal. But another thing, and Jim Norton was just telling us this on Flaker, we had Jim on. It's absolutely hilarious.

And he, uh... Oh, Jim, that's the dude whose wife got a little extra something? A little extra something, man. He's, he's unbelievable hilarious. So, you gotta, you gotta hear him talk about it too. And he goes, but he goes, he goes, what people deeply

want is to shame others. That's at our core what we like to do. And then we use these different things as tools so that we can shame. So whether it's virtue signaling to shame or, like, using somebody's going through something and shaming them. But like at our core,

that's what we actually want. You know why? Tell us. Because we really feel shame. We got a bunch of insecurities. We got a bunch of things that we feel ashamed about. It makes us feel better the shit on other people. Especially all of these folks that you don't know on social media. Because if you don't

know them, they can pile on you. They know who you are. You're a public figure. They know who you are. You're a public figure. We can never pile on it. Imagine if, literally, literally, I don't know how this could ever happen. the same people who randomly pile on you if you wanted to, you could get a database on them. And then now you can get online and be like,

remember when you motherfucking, you know, fell yesterday at the store and you thought nobody saw, I got the fucking video, you know what I mean? You think I don't know that your past do on this bill? Like, whatever it is, they're insecure about. You could fuck with them. Yeah.

Oh, my God, shit would change in a heartbeat. Yeah. In a heartbeat. You don't think a version of that's going to happen anyway, Like, let's say When you die, don't you think your kids are going to want to get your Google password, your phone password,

read all your chats, go through all your messages? Yeah, but how does that help the person that's attacking you? Like, how do you get it the person that's constantly coming at you? I just meant in the bigger picture. You just let them get cooked.

Because it comes for everybody. So you just wait patiently. No, it only comes from the public. Well, no, you know what? You might be right. Maybe it does. Everybody, bro. At some point, right?

It goes for everybody. You see it happening. Like, you know, I just see it happening. So, like, all these people that do it because there's another thing, there's currency in it now, obviously, too, right? It's like there's currency and, like, expressing the shame. And then eventually those people who maybe are, like, earlier in their careers, they don't realize that it could potentially happen to them.

And then it does. And then they probably get a humbling and they, like, understand the world a little bit more. That's what we would hope. Man, that's interesting you said. I was talking to Donnell earlier. Shout out to Luther Donnell around. I was talking about people who are already seasoned in the game,

especially like comedians, right? Man, y'all got it hard. Talk to me. The reason I say y'all got it hard because y'all really are a circular firing squad. Yeah. So it's very interesting to me when I see comedians choosing to pile on with the people on other comedians.

I'm talking about the Kevin Hart-Hart-Roe situation, right? Like, everybody, you can definitely have your opinion. 100% have your opinion. Whatever you feel is probably valid about the situation. But I guarantee you at some point, if you aren't playing it all the way safe, you're going to say something or be a part of something that's going to piss people off. They're going to come for you. Especially in comedy, bro.

It's going to come for you, man. So it's just weird to see people be so quick to have something to say about that particular situation. you hope that you will have the relevance that people will come for you. If they don't come for you, you just don't have the relevance where it's worth it. Because at the end of the day, it's clout, right? It's attention. It's like they're using certain names for clout. It doesn't mean that you don't disagree or it doesn't mean that you don't have that feeling.

But the need to express it, especially in like a non-cometic way. Like, how many non-commitic opinions do comedians give? You know what I mean? Like, if you don't have a podcast and you're just out there like tweeting or posting, it's like... But that's the problem. I literally told a comedian that earlier. earlier this week, I was saying how the difference between

you and other people, that person spoke about something in a joke. That's it. You know, jokes you get away with everything. By the way, you still got to deal with the consequences of it. But at least it was a, you can say it was a joke. If you just open up your phone and go live or just get on a podcast and say some shit,

you're not really protected by the joke thing, even if you're a comedian. I never really got, I mean, like, you know, certain shows canceled or something. something like that for like a joke or whatever. But like, and that was in like the peak time. But like, I don't really got in trouble for a joke. You know, I've only gotten trouble for just yapp it.

You see what I'm saying? Yeah. Because it's not under the guise of a joke. They're looking at you just sitting around. They're like, who is this guy? What if they don't even know you a comedian? Exactly. Now they just see this guy having this opinion.

Exactly. They might just think you a political point of their podcast. I was like, that's fucked up. But when it's on stage, it's different. Because you have to view it through that light. But then I think what the roast exposed recently is like even when we set a parameter that let people know, hey, here's this thing where you're going to hear the darkest,

most fucked up jokes about people. Even setting up things with those parameters, there are still certain people that are going to be upset by it. Because your parameter, because your individual parameters don't mean it's not too far for others. Yeah.

It's just wild seeing comedians do it because they know better, but they just can't fight. How far do they have this from here? Two hours, no traffic. Driving. Too many hours with traffic. For you, that's nothing.

Right. But somebody who ain't used to the drive they like, now, that's too far. Yeah. And that's literally what some of these jokes are. Like that's the thing. You got to let people feel like what they feel 100%. What I'm saying is when the comedians get offended about it, it's like, there's part of you that also probably understands there's a tension that comes with this and currency

and you get to virtue signal to a group and let people know you're a good guy. But you also know that like at the end of the day, when you're hanging out with your buddies, you're saying crazy jokes about other comedians. That's my thing. It's a slippery slope. Like, I told y'all... They could come for you. I told y'all a couple of weeks ago, I don't like jokes about...

They are. I don't like jokes about death. I don't care for it when you... Especially somebody dies violently and tragically. They probably found you making a joke about somebody's death. But it's not even about death. If you're a comedian, you got to be careful because they're going to come at you about something.

It's guaranteed. If not, then you're probably playing it very, very, very, very safe. I mean, it was... You got to be playing it very, very safe. safe for never get attacked as a comedian for something, bro. Yeah, you got to be played a very safe. You know what I mean? It's just very weird. If you're playing it's safe,

you're never in a conversation. And by the conversation, I don't mean like the cancellation conversation. I mean, like, the greats conversation. Like, there's not a single person that we consider one of the greats that hasn't been, like, embroiled in deep controversy. It comes with the territory. If you, if you were aspiring to be in that conversation, for sure.

A hundred percent. You could make a lot of money not being in that conversation. Did you see Cabin' Breakfast Club? I saw him talking about it. I saw a little clip of it. What did you think of what you saw? Well, play it again, so I'm not putting any words. Well, it's a lot of different clips. I don't know what clip this is. What clip is this? I know he posted, this is something. Oh, let me see this.

Pause that, Chris. Kevin posted, we are living in crazy times. Truth no longer matters. Hold on. I can't see it. Truth no longer matters. And it's pretty damn funny. Nobody does research. Everyone just assumes it runs with the narrative of clickbait, even when the poop is right in front of your face. most will never choose most will never choose the lazy road of assumption even when I clearly say that comics are comics and comics operate on their own. Nobody controls

comedian comedians do what they want and how they want it's that simple. The rules of being comedian are understood by all comedians enjoy your day, live love, laugh. Oh, this is a clip he posted in reference to people saying that he knew about the jokes beforehand. Yeah, press play. So they also said that you saw the jokes beforehand. So you green... Why am I sure? Why are you?

I'm reading jokes beforehand. So I can laugh, so I can be in the chill. Because you're in charge. Yeah, you're in charge. So people think that everything falls in the matter. No, he's not seeing jokes. You're never fucking guarding. Like, you're not acting as a,

as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, as a, everything y'all doing before y'all. That's not what comics do. No comics operate like that. So from Pete to fucking, uh, uh, uh, naeem to big j to, to, uh, to Cheryl to Chelsea Jeff Ross Tony

Shane Those are No those I'm saying are comics These are comics During the week of In LA You just saw people in the past We were all in comedy clubs

Working on our shit Got you Everybody was going up testing their shit But hey man I don't want to see your shit What time you're going up? All right I'm gonna come back I'll be back in like 20 Let you go

I don't want to see your shit we don't want to cheat. We don't want to go and have an advantage or be at a disadvantage. You're taking away the fun of the fucking rose. So to my point

that I'm making to you, no, I didn't fucking see nobody's jokes. Well, no, I don't fucking see nobody's jokes beforehand. I want to keep talking about the roast We'll keep talking about it.

We'll get to. We'll get to it. But even if he did, what is he supposed to do? Say you can't tell that joke? You're going to warn somebody. What I heard is a lot of people reached out to other people. I think Shane said he reached out to Cheryl to make sure she was comfortable.

Cheryl did Shane's podcast? After the fact. Yeah. Oh, you mean beforehand? Before the pros, he's like, are you okay if I joke around about this? And like, I think comics with certain amount of camaraderie usually do that. Like, hey, is this sensitive for you? Or, hey, do you not want to talk about it?

I think that's different, though. Because Cheryl, once again, Cheryl participated in the roast. You know what I'm saying? And that's all I was saying. I didn't, I don't care for the jokes about, you know, Cheryl's husband who committed suicide, R.P.'s dad. But if they participated in the roast and you ask them if it's fair game and they say yes, fine. It's like a battle rap. It's like you go into this rap knowing that that person's going to bring up whatever.

Yes, yes, yes. But the people who don't have nothing to do with it, the Charlie Kirk, George Floyd, no. I'm not, it's like, it's just unnecessary. Right. To me. Right. You know? I mean, do we have this same outrage, you know, in other things, whether,

jokes made about dead people or shots taking to dead people. Give me an example. I don't know. I'm trying to wonder if, like, there's certain songs that we've heard and listened to where there's some, like, heinous things said about the dead and, like, do we have the same thing where it's like, oh, that was. We don't like that either. You're talking about when these kids be like, yo, we're smoking on such and such path?

We don't even know these kids and we think that shit is evil. But, like, is there the same outrage about it? Is there the same displeasure? Is there a same thing? Well, I think it's the difference because we don't know. You don't know. It kind of feels like it's more like, hey, man, it's just freedom of speech and this is their experience and let them. No, we don't, you don't know these people. I mean, we do. No, you don't.

Like, if these Chicago rappers, and I don't even want to say Chicago rappers, because more than Chicago rappers do it, but when these, that was a thing for a minute. I don't hear it, I don't hear it at all anymore. But when they were talking about smoking on such and such packs, we didn't even know these people that they were talking about. Right. I didn't. You know what I'm saying? But you, you, these are situations that the world would, we watch George Floyd get killed by Derek Sharman. We watched Charlie Kirk and that, like, something's fresh.

Yeah. You know, like, people allow to feel whatever they feel. That's the big disconnect here is that, like, a lot of times... Everybody's allowed to feel a dish here. You allow it to let people feel... Absolutely. I think what's always tricky is, like,

when you start to attribute motivations to the people that are saying the jokes. Like, the goal for the jokes is always to make people laugh. And in this situation, it's like, going for the edgiest, darkest, wildest thing, because that is what a roast is about, has always been about, and what will always be about.

There's a reason why it's not just a bunch of, like, clean comics up there telling, like, you know, knock-knock jokes because that's not what a roast is, right? Totally don't be doing himself no favor, though. I saw his reply on his podcast when he was like, I'm not a Nazi, I'm not racist. But you are black. You are Jewish.

Like, what the fuck, that guy? I think you misconstrue what he was saying. What do you say? What he was saying is, like, I was called gay, a Nazi, and a racist by these people. He said he's none of those things. And I'm none of those things. But when I said these things about these people, I am that.

Meaning, like, when you said these things about me, they were all just jokes about me. But when I said these things about you, you think that I mean them as true. Because people are really black, really Jewish. For example, jokes about him, so the jokes that were said about him by all the other people on the dais, right? We look at them as not how they actually feel, but just jokes that they were making about him. Yes. But then when he said things, people are like, looking at them as actual truths that he feels.

Oh, no, I'm with you, but that's my point. Calling somebody a Nazi or racist is an opinion. Calling somebody black and Jewish, if they are black and Jewish, that's a matter of fact. So why is he equit- I'm saying, why is he equivalating the two is what I'm saying? Right. I think what I mean? Like, why is he comparing people calling him gay, I mean, calling him gay, Nazi, and racist? I think it's maybe, and I'd have to, like, watch the clip to know exactly what he said.

But like, I think more what he's trying to say is when these things were said about me, we know that they're jokes coming from these people. But then when I said things about them, it's as if I really mean these things. So why do you get afforded the luxury of joking? But I am serious. Tony, my boy. Yeah. They wasn't joking when they was calling you that shit.

Well, then that's- That's not- Right. They was not joking. But, I mean, the most of it, you know what I mean? I got called a Nazi, gay, a racist, over-end, over again. I'm none of those three things. A little fun fact. Um, but they are what I, they are fat, ugly, black and Jewish. Everything I said was real about them. Just a reminder. I don't get that. You get what he's trying to say. No. Everything was real about them. Like, I don't understand

if gay, I mean, Nazi, uh, racist. Okay. Bad things. Then he said, fat. ugly, black, and Jewish. Sure. I understand what you're saying. Black and Jewish is not, those are not negative things. I think what he's trying to say is, when I'm making jokes about them being fat, ugly, black, or Jewish, those things are real.

So it's, listen, it's totally talking. I don't want to speak for him, but I imagine what the juxtaposition he's trying to create is, all these things said about me are jokes, and we all take them as jokes and it's fun. But the things that I said, the jokes I said about you guys being fat, ugly, black, or Jewish are all of a sudden real because it's coming for me. Why am I not afford the same luxury as that?

It felt to me like he's saying, you call me a Nazi, you call me a racist, those things aren't true. But you are fat, ugly, black and Jewish. That's what he said. I think that's how it's being interpreted. But I think what he's trying to say, if you look at the context of the conversation, which is like, hey, you're joking about me. I'm joking about you. But that's not, you don't mean the thing. But if you're really black and really Jewish. I think that's why it's like, if he said I made jokes about people being black, Jewish, fat, ugly. He don't do himself no favors, man.

Fair, but. He's not okay? No, no. God, damn. It's not a racist either. God damn. Like, I know Tony. I know Tony.

And he's not. Hey, man, I don't know. I don't know. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I don't know. But we do know. That was crazy, Chris.

But we do know. That was crazy. That was crazy, Chris? But we do know, Charlemagne, that people say crazy things that are untrue about the both of us on the internet. And they say it for attention, for cloud, for clicks, for views. But we're not trying to make them do that. That's the difference. I think it's easier.

It's one thing to be misconstrued. It's another to, like, he wants that. That's his thing. He's a rage matter. I think he's a rage man. He's a rage man. And it's fine. I don't.

I think he's a rage. You don't say it's a rage beta. I think he's like, I think he's really good at roasting and roast jokes are insanely insensitive and dark. Nah. I'm always going to, I'm always going to defend comedy. That's the thing.

Like, I'll defend the jokes that are made about him, but I'm going to defend the jokes that he's making as well. You don't defend terrible comedy. But he had the best set of the night. So it's like, nobody he had the best set of the night. No, it was good. If you're being objective. Being objective, it was good.

Who had a better set? For me, Naim and Cheryl Underwood. For me, personally. Nyae crushed it, but... For me, Naim, for me, it was Naim and Cheryl Underwood. Nileged it. So did Cheryl, but... Sherald, Naim and Cheryl was a Lerl was hilarious.

Because I don't, I didn't like... I'm just speaking from a comic perspective now. Forget the jokes. If that George Floyd joke wasn't in his set, the conversation around this is just Tony had the best set. I don't like the delivery. I don't like, it's too fad. It felt like he was too...

reading. It wasn't conversation. It didn't just flow like... They are reading. No, that's Cheryl. Cheryl was amazing. That's what I'm saying. Shane said that Shane was like Cheryl was going on prompt. Yeah. She was amazing. And then Cheryl was so fucking funny. Yeah. She did a completely different

thing in the rehearsal. We did a rehearsal like a couple hours before the show. And she just made up what she was going to talk about then too. She made up the whole thing. It was great. That's insane. Yeah. You might be Queen of Snapping there.

She's the Queen of Snape. I really think so. Just going ad lib on that on TV is really kind of insane. But I will say when I was sitting up there and they're like, if you say the N-word will all beat your ass. I was like, I'm not going to say it. What the hell? What the hell is this joke?

I wasn't going to say it. That might have been a preloaded. No, because it was off of me saying Wigger Dracula. Oh, yeah. Got you, got you. But then I watched, you know, earthquakes stand up. I was like, yeah. No, Earthquick.

Don't beat my ass. She hit that one joke about Kevin when she was like, me and Kevin fuck one time. And Kevin got stuck in my pussy. So I took a string and threw it up there and pulled him out like a tampon. Everybody died. And she goes, that wasn't in the prompt.

Yeah. That wasn't in the prompt. Like that's, I don't know. Her delivery was just, it was more comedy to me. Everybody's allowed to like the things that they like, for sure. Salute the kickoff. No matter how fast time seems to be flying by. It's never too late to make progress.

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Oh, wait, what happened? Drake fan pages are Republican fan pages. Well, first of all, shout out to Drake. Drake got the, what, number one, two, three album in the country or some shit like that. Wow. He broke Michael Jackson's record. Wow. Means nothing. I mean, great. Great feet. What? What? What? What?

What? What? I said something crazy. What? How are people supposed to take your criticism of Tony seriously? You didn't let me finish. When you just said he put out three out. You didn't let me finish.

I would say it means nothing in the grander scheme of music, right? Because numbers do lie. Is it a great feat? Yes. But we comparing apples to oranges, bro. But you just added. stuff and it didn't even make it any better. Yo, why can't you compare apples to oranges?

Like, they're the most similar fruit. I hate that term. Nah. Apples and oranges? Nah. It's basically the same. Nah, oranges and fucking tangerines. You know what I mean?

That's just oranges. See? Tis and more of a comparison. You wouldn't have to compare them. They're the same shit. You compare things that are not similar. Apples and oranges. But why can't you compare things that are not similar?

You compare two different basketball players that haven't played the same generation. You can't compare chicken and steak. Yeah, you can. Why not? I don't, be honest with you, I don't know why we say you can't apples and oranges. Right. Let's look that up. We compare, we compare everything. I have to know why I'm saying. It's going to be comparing apples to oranges. That's what we do. I feel like I understand. It makes sense to me. Apples and oranges are completely different fruits, right? But there's still fruits, they're spherical, they're sweet, they're delicious. All I want to say is, I don't want to take away from Drake's accomplishment. I just want y'all to know that there is a difference

between the type of music Michael Jackson has given us compared to the type of music Drake's here. There's a difference between cultural impact of the cultural impact of an off-the-wall and a thriller. Why don't you look at? Compared to...

Why don't you look up right now? What album is this? Views and Scorpion. What album is this for Drake? 11? 11. No. No, hell no. It's way more than 11.

Oh, it's 11th number one or something like that. Oh, it might be 11th. I thought he had more solo albums. But like, you know, Michael Jackson is absolutely amazing. That's all I'm saying. But you're also comparing Michael's best work to Drake's latest work. If you compare Michael's 11th album to Drake's 11th album, I don't know if you feel the same way. But Michael don't even have 11 albums.

Mike got five. You know Michael, you know Michael Jackson has five of the top 20 highest selling albums of all times? Yeah, he's in generational talent. Off the wall, thriller, dangerous, history. You realize. And bad. Do you realize what a compliment it is? Yes.

This is like Jordan LeBron. To be compared to Michael Jackson. It's not, though. One of the- And that's the problem. It's not. But one of, like, when you can only be compared to Michael Jackson, when, if we're not comparing Drake to, you know,

legends like KRS-1, we're comparing him to someone who's in a different genre. That's how successful he is. Are you comparing him? Are you comparing him that because his music is that impactful? Are just album sales? It's just album sales? Skin color. Because if it's just album sales, you know it's really not close, though.

Skin color and allegations. Michael didn't have streaming. That's true. You had to go to the store to buy those albums. And he's got five of the top 20 albums of all time. By the way, I want Drake to have all these records. I want Drake to have all of these number ones because it just makes Kung Fu Kenny's victory look more sweet.

To be able to say you beat the best-selling rapper of all time in a rap battle, to be able to say that you beat the person with the number one, two, and three album in the country in a rap battle? Let me ask you a question. Woo. Kung Fu Kenny, baby. That's a hell of a W, yo. Can you name the people who have beaten Muhammad Ali in a boxing ring? Yes.

Name them. Joe Frazier. Wrong. Joe Frasier did, Joe. No. You already got it wrong. Joe Frazier didn't beat Muhammad. No. Joe Frazier didn't be Muhammad Ali?

No. Muhammad Ali did a rope-a-dope against... He lost five maximum. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. George Foreman, I thought you were saying. Yes. And I was about to say, George Foreman. Joe Frazier, George Forman. No, George Forman lost to him. Joe Frazier did beat him. I thought Joe Forerman beat him once, too. No. No. Joe Frazier, beat Muhammad Ali in the garden.

King Norton. Joe Frazier, Ken Norton. Hold on. Give me a second. Joe Frazier, Ken Norton. That's all I got. Larry Holmes. Larry Holmes. But that was towards the end, though. That was towards the end of him. He lost five fights. Who those are?

Muhammad Ali was a... Larry Holmes was a Spartan partner of Muhammad Ali back in the... Leon Spence. I forgot about Leon Spence. Joe Frazier, Ken Norton, Leon, Larry Holmes' drug of Bourbic. That was...

That was the last one. Holmes and Burbank can't really count. But... You know why we remember Joe Frazier? Because you saw in the movie. No. Because he was the first. In the fight, he broke Ma'an Ali's jaw.

Yeah. That was at the garden, right? Yes. Big left hook. Big ass kicking. Yeah. We will never remember... We will never forget.

Get the ass kicking Kendrick. Can I just tell you one thing? My dad was at that fight. He actually scored the fight for Ali. Really? Yeah. So there was a contested fight. But yeah, Joe got it.

100% Joe got it. He broke Ali's jaw. He knocked him down, all that shit. The point that I'm trying to make here is that... This wasn't a contested fight between Kendrick and Brick. Who... Who do we remember more? Do we remember Joe Frazier more?

Do we remember Muhammad Ali more? Muhammad Ali, but for other reasons. Well, I guess what I'm trying to say is that... Well, other reasons. Uh, yeah. No, we know, really remember Muhammad Ali for the fighting as well as stuff he did outside the ring. No. But it's mainly because he was one of the best heavyweights of all the war.

He's arguably the greatest boxer ever, I think. Yes. But yes. But we do remember him for his activism. You, yes, of course. But like, yes, that was the ultimate sacrifice. The point that I'm trying to make is at the end of your career, you don't really remember a battle that was lost.

You remember the war. And Muhammad Ali won the war. But there wasn't a war with Frazier. There what I mean? There was three fights with him. But I think y'all keep forgetting that Kendrick Lamar is a artist himself. So was Joe Frazier. Joe Frazier was the guy back then.

Are you kidding me? Smoking Joe Frazier. Smoking Joe Frazier. One of the greatest ever. All I know is he broke Muhammad Ali's jaw and beat him. And Muhammad Lee kept fighting. And you ask me, do I remember him? And I say, yes, Andy's from South Carolina.

So yes, I remember St. Lillian. He's born in Salkanil. Look it up. He's born in Salkanil. Look it up. Well, Shal, people say Prince was the better artist between

him and Mike. But Mike is still the bigger, he's still better life. That's a better comparison. Mike, if you're comparing artists, you compare Mike the Prince, but these young kids don't know

that, right? But that's what I'm saying. Drake and Kendrick right now, people would say Kendrick's the better artist. I don't like that discussion. Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, no, no.

Going to be the bigger. At the end of the day, Drake will be Muhammad Ali. And right now, we don't know what Kendrick will be. There's a version where Kendrick will be Muhammad Ali at the end, but we're not at the end yet,

but one battle will not to find a legacy. Right now. Kendrick is Muhammad Ali right. He might be. Hey, Drake clip this, Drake, clip this, Drake fan page. Academic TV, run with this, okay? Kendrick is Muhammad Ali right.

All people care about is the, Last thing you did. That's right. That's all people care about. Recently. You know the last thing Kendrick did? Ice man. That shit is all about him.

No, but. Ice man. Kendrick was the motivation for Iceman. Clip this. Clip this. Kendrick was the motivation for Iceman. The last thing. What a time in creator.

Am I lying? Where when you say something on your pod and you're telling people on other platforms, hey, you guys click this for your show. I love it. What the fuck world do we live in? The thing I love it about it. though, is because they'll take it and have some caption that has nothing to do with what I just said.

You know what I mean? Shalomina God says, Drake got his jaw broke by Kendrick. Solomon God says Drake got his jaw broke by Kendrick and Kendrick is Muhammad Ali. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is time will tell who Muhammad Ali is. Time will tell who the- shoulder.

No, no, no. I'm saying is time isn't done yet. Time isn't done yet. Right after Joe Frazier got that decision, I think it was at MSG against Ali. I'm sure everybody who's like, yo, this is the greatest fighter. He's the best.

He's the number one, just like what happened after Kendrick won that battle. Now Drake dropped. Drake is the conversation. Now Drake is the person. That's an incredible stat. I didn't realize that's true.

What? He's got 12 in the top 200. Yeah. Albums? I mean, the top number one, two, and three albums in the country is, that's nuts. You know what's so craved, you know?

You're saying currently he has 12 albums for the top 200. So what I'm trying to say is, recency bias. We are all guilty of recency bias. We watch a fight. We see a fighter win. We're like, oh, my God, he's back.

And that's the best, most destructive person on the planet. He loses. And everybody goes, ah, he's washed. He fell off. He comes back and wins again. It's like, nah, he's back. He fucking got it. So we're all victims of the recent.

Well, why about when it's a head-up matchup, though? See, that's what you feel. It don't matter. Yes, it does. It's a head-up matchup. Bro. You fuck me up in a shadow box, and that shit don't count. Are you fuck me up in a virtual fight?

But if we meet head-up, bong, fong, physical, motto and I wash you? That's a generational thing. What? You come from the generation, I come from the generation where the battle

was the top of the mountain. It should be? That's not for these kids, man. That's crazy. My kids love Drake. They don't give a fuck that he lost. They don't care, man. I'm with you.

I'm just speaking from a clipping standpoint. From a clippling standpoint, he got his ass handed to him by Kendrick Lamar And Kendrick Lamar beat the guy with the number one, two, and three rap album in the country. This is a tough task. This is no small feat.

It's a great notch. And he made it look. But hold on, hold on. It's a great notch on Kendrick's belt. Yeah, that's all I'm saying. Hold on. It's a great notch on Kendrick's belt. But think about it.

Do you want that to be the peak of your success? It wasn't. Because if the peak of your success is beating the bigger guy in a battle, Because what you're, now you're Buster Douglas being Mike Tyson. But he's not Buster Douglas. Let me just get it all out. My point is, and this is why it's like, I think, a little bit reductive of you to view Kendrick like this, and I thought that you thought he was better than this, is that if you

think what makes him great is beating this other artist, now you have to put that other artist way above him because that's what makes the victory be. If he's beating artists way below him, you wouldn't even look at it like a notch on the belt. You're creating a David versus Goliath argument. And right now you're saying Drake is Goliath. No. Why would you do this? No.

What I'm saying is what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying, what I'm saying is two heavyweight champions of the world were circling each other for years. Circling each other for years. One is putting up numbers over here building his empire over in Canada. So then why is, sorry, going, go on, go up. Putting up numbers over here, building his empire and Compton. They circling each other. Oh, it's a little jab over here from one of them. Oh, a jab over here from one of them.

Yeah. What them says, fuck that. I'm ready to really engage. Boom, lays the gauntlet down. Yeah. Okay, Drake goes, all right, fuck that. Let's go. Yeah.

Hit him, one strike. Hit him again. Two strikes. Yeah. Everybody's like, oh, come on, Kendrick. I'm even me. I'm like, come on, Kendrick, you're on the clock. God damn it, you got to do something.

Yeah. He comes out. And within a week, light work. A week, that's all it took. One week to have this guy still scrambling two and a half. years motherfucking later. Okay? Spent two years

crying about him. Sued. Got the number one album, two album, three album in the country and the first album is inspired by the guy who just beat your ass.

That's something special show to you don't want to respect that victory. Or you could say. That's a special victory. That's 110 in the playoffs. 11 straight games. Didn't go beat the Spurs

of OKC in the finals, yo. Or you could say didn't really knock him out that much. If he came back in the Immediately the next project is a triple drop and all three of them go one, two, three on the charts.

It's like how much damage you really do. Oh, so you're giving them credit for the audience attendance. Yeah, it's music. I still see a fighter that's still a little punch drunk in the ring. How drunk are you if you won two, three? I can't stop thinking about my last opponent. I got my ass so bad. I can't stop thinking about that ass whipping, but I'm too scared to call for a rematch.

Exorcise the rematch clause. Did he not? No! Exercise the rematch. Oh! What is he? How does he exercise? He goes, here's a direct disc at you?

He don't. Because he don't want to. He knows what's good. That would be how he would have to do it. He would have to send a distra. He would have to say it. Yes. Right back out.

I want another round. He'd have to be like Black Panther. I don't want to use Black Panther because he's mulatto. He'd have to be like, he'd have to be like Rocky after Rockie. after Rocky got rich in Apollo Creek. God damn, that's crazy

not that I think about it. Oh, my God. Don't do that. Don't do that. Drake back to heavyweight championship status is Kendrick. Kendrick is Apollo Creek,

the most important character in the whole Rocky franchise. And what happened to Apollo Creek? Rocky got jealous and had to write him out of the script because he was too important. And then he ended up having his own franchise. Then he ended up having his own franchise

of movies. from a child. Is that what happened? Yes. That's what happened. We had this conversation before, by the way. Now, we can make a hard left real quick. Apollo Creed was the most important person to the Rocky franchise.

Rocky franchise fell to fuck off after Rocky 4. Oh, I'm not against... He was the most important person to the Rocky franchise. Gave Rocky meaning in Rocky 1 because they fought, right? Rocky had to beat him in Rocky 2 to win the championship. and proved to himself that the first shit wasn't a fluke. Rocky 3, Rocket becomes the biggest heavyweight champion in the motherfucking world,

gets all of this money but loses his mojo in the ring. Club of Lane fucks him up, like does him dirty. Apollo Creed has to train him and get them back to heavyweight champion status. Then at the end of Rocky 3, ding, ding, me and you got a fight one-on-one real quick, okay? Just for me. Nobody, nobody there's them go at it.

Then Rocky 4, Apollo fights the Russian. Russian kills. Apollo in the rank. Rocky has to go avenge. So what you're saying. Hey, hey, hold one more thing. Rocky's son couldn't get his own franchise.

It's three fucking creeds with Apollo's son. Stop playing with Apollo Creed. Stop playing with Kendrick Lamar. Okay? I think you make a compelling argument. I think personally, I think Rocky's the most important character. No, he's not. That's just me personally.

He's not. But what I would, I think what you're trying to say is the only way for victory for Rocky or Drake. There's no ice man without Kendrick. Can I get this out? Kendrick is ice man. Can I get this out? Can I just get this out? Yes.

The only victory for Drake, right? Given the way that you just explained the situation where like the person that actually took out Apollo wasn't Rocky, it was this like Russian behemoth, right? Drago. Drag. So, Drake has to ask Jack Harlow to battle. Is that what you're trying to say? Ivan Drago was a bot, bro. Yeah, it does.

You know, no, no, you know. Jack Carlow has to go heads up with Kendrick. You know what Ivan Drago represents? All the bots that they use to go at Kendrick. Okay, that's what Ivan Drago represents. I don't know if you want to bring up bots with Kendrick. They didn't win. I don't know.

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Okay, church announcement, Hezzy. Yo, June 4th, Life Paddle Classic, Dumbo Paddle House. We are doing a charity tournament, paddle tournament, raise money for this. Amazing IVF Foundation Baby Quest, one that my wife and I work with, and we're going to raise a bunch of money for them. Neurogum has got involved. You know, shout out to Neurgo. This is the best.

And they're going to do it with us in Paddle House and Dumbo. June 4th, we're going to be doing it. You can go by the Andrew Schultz dad bundle at NiroGum right now. Go to NeroGum.com, I think, is where you can go get that. But also, if you just want to donate, it's amazing cause to donate to. You can really help people start families. And it's an incredibly expensive process for those that don't have support from their jobs, et cetera. But it's the most rewarding one. I can tell you that for sure. So we're going to be doing that, man. And we're going to raise a bunch of money for them and play some paddle and have some fun.

Dope. Also, I'll be coming to Virginia Beach, June 5th is 6th. And then also just announced July 18th, I'll be coming to Brea, California. Make sure you get those tickets. Deirdre Shels.com. And that's it. Oh, yeah. Let me do one more time.

Okay. Also, July 18th, I'll be coming to Brea, California. Okay? We just posted those. August 8th, I'm going to be coming to Halifax, Nova Scotia with Camp Patterson, S&L's, Kent Patterson, Lucas, Markis. gag non, so we're going to be there, August 8. We'll see you out there. And New York City, I got another comedy show coming to you. You know how I do it,

Cancelcomedyx.com to get your tickets. That show's going to be on June 24th at Bathtub Gym. It's an interesting spot. Trust me, you'll see it online. But yes, cancelcomedyx.com to get your tickets. And then also my tennis series, we got the second event that's going on July 24th and get your tickets for that one at the all loveclub.com. I'll see you guys there. If you were at the first one, I saw a few of you brilliant idiots there. Y'all had an amazing time. Let's run it back. My church announcement, June 1st, man, please set your reminders. The breakfast club starts screaming live on Netflix. Let's go. Starting on June 1st. So from six, well, in New York City, East Coast time, 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. The Breakfast Club will be live on Netflix for three hours. So you get

to watch the whole show. Are you excited? Yeah. You're nervous, though? Nah. I mean, not nervous. I mean, for me, this was, yeah, y'all told you this a million times.

This was the ultimate goal, right? Like, yeah. To be live on Netflix, globally, right? So 6 a.m. in New York is what? 11 a.m. in London. What, 10 a.m. in Ghana? I don't remember. I think London's five hours ahead of us.

I think Ghana's, like, four hours ahead of us. So it's just going to be interesting. You know what I mean? It's a, it's a new frontier of, of just media, man, you know? Crazy, man. Like, yeah. Really awesome.

To have a show that, you know, 15 years ago started as a show here in New York, you know, it's hard, you can't call a New York show local, right? It's New York City, right? New York City, capital. And for, you know, us to grow to what we've grown to be from national syndication to be in 100 plus markets all throughout the country, and now be streaming on Netflix live, 6 a.m., East Coast time every morning from 6 a.m. to 9 a.m. It's going to be interesting.

It's going to be interesting. And, you know, it's not just us on air. It's like, yo, when we're not on air, it's like we're behind the scenes. Like, you know, anybody that's watched us on Twitch or watch this when we're on YouTube live, it's like just us in the studio. So those same conversations you see in the studio, those same conversations you see us, you know, have in the building, you're going to see on Netflix. So when you go to music or you have to do a P-break or any of these things, that's all going to be a lot.

It's a screen. It's a lot. And are you on a delay or anything? What if you guys say something crazy? Everybody better look alive, God damn it. Wow. You better look alive. So if somebody comes on the show and says something crazy, it's live.

Yeah, 100%. Well, you know, the interviews are always pre-taped. But what you'll get now from the interviews is you'll get the before and the after. Because what people don't see when they sit down and watch interviews on YouTube or watch them on Netflix now, like they start, you know, hey, it's the breakfast club, But now you're going to see them in the green room, them in the hall. Like, you'll see the whole, wow, the whole thing. Oh, it's going to be dope.

It's going to be really dope. Wow. And, you know, they'll be able to, like, on the air, when we air interviews, like, let's say, Kev's interview was an hour and 35 minutes. So we played that back. We played it over two hours, right? So we played it in the 7 o'clock hour and the 8 o'clock hour. We don't play the whole hour 35 minutes.

We play like, it's always been like that. We play like 20 minutes in the 7 and then maybe another 16 in the 8. But if you're watching on Netflix, you'd be able to watch the whole thing. Wow. It's going to be dope. It's going to be fun. So Clippers, hey, hey, guys. Do you have any crazy guests lined up?

I think I'm about to say crazy Clippers. No, no, no, no, no. You want to work for me, guys. Any crazy guests? Yeah. I got to look at the schedule I got to look at the schedule I know I think the Wands

are coming next week I gotta look at the schedule but June 1st Netflix live okay breakfast club starting at 6 a.m. Circumcision No what's this fish called

oh I've seen this fish Oh you like this fish show this fish right here But this can't be real That's got to be AI Either that's AI You got some freaky-ass scientists sitting in the lab

Just making up shit now talking about people waking up to do anything. If you haven't seen this rare fish, it's a scientist just discovered a rare fish with a shape that looks shockingly human and the face, the fish is all blue, but the face of the fish is literally pink and it looks like a vagina.

You eating that fish, yote? Someone had to have tried it. You got to eat it, right? Not eat it. You wouldn't eat it? No. Come on. I mean, it would smell similar,

but I feel like that, Most people would probably try to stick something. What type of bait you use? That's probably the only fish Jamaicans don't eat. Listen, worms. Worms attract that pussy. What's the fish called? Is it called something?

Deep sea exploration has reached a new level of... There's no way. Out of the researchers pulled a rare specimen from the deaths with a shockingly familiar face. This, what is it say? You don't think it's real? No. It's on. It's posted by nonstop 12.

What's that mean? God damn. You got 499,000 followers. Yes, that's why he posts shit like this and you stop and watch and talk about it. Hey, I got me again, man. Yeah, man. Do you actually believe there would be a fucking fish that look like that? How are not?

Why not? Well, what are they going to eat? Other fish that look like them. Let's be fish. Like, what the fuck are you talking about? Like, what are you talking about? What do you mean? What do you mean?

Listen, I've seen enough on this planet that I would believe that. The ocean got some shit in it, yo. You don't think every now and then God is just like, yo, let me see how this design looks on something else real quick. I feel like God does that with plants. Ooh. There's plants that kind of look like, pussy. Talk to me.

And sometimes like a knot in a tree. I know exactly what you're talking about. I know exactly what he's talking about. How much do you know how I'm talking about? I know enough to. enough to be like, damn, what if? When you was a kid, you'd be looking at it, like, you know what I'm saying? But then you'd be like, ah, that would or hurt you.

You see what? Look at that. Look at that shit. What is that? That thing right there. Look at that. Chris had it saved. 12 flowers that look like vaginas. You don't think a monkey fell up, fell for that? Come on, man.

Easily. I mean, come on. Come on. Look at that pretty-ass flower. The orca. Let me name some of these shit. That shit is literally called the clitorra Teteris. The clitoria, Ternatea.

Oh, man. Yeah. Oh, man. Come on, man. Y'all believe a fish couldn't have a face like a vagina? Y'all tripping, bro. And you'd fry it. What if it was sushi?

Would you eat it if it was sushi? No. You wouldn't eat the vagina fish raw? No. Go to the circumcision. Go to the circum. Let's do a quick penis run. This is a quick genitalian run.

Go to the circumcision with autism. No. Y'all is mad at me when the producers got this shit. This shit said, what is this fish called? Go back to that. Hold on, go back to the list. What is Taylor? Hey, thanks, Karen.

What is Taylor doing? I don't know. This shit said, look, look, go back to the list, Chris. No, the list of the topics. This is the list that she got, what is this fish called? It's the pussyfish. Then it says circumcision equals autism. Then the next topic is American men worried about penis size.

Then it says, Dame Dash eggplant. I don't know what none of this shit means, yo. It's a trifective right there. What the fuck is Taylor off to? Taylor might be the goat. But I'm interested. She warms us up with some pussyfish. She warms us with some pussyfish.

And if she takes us into some dick. Go to circumcision equals autism. I need to know what the fuck this is about. Okay. You know why America under Trump considered a joke? RFK Jr. children who are circumcised early have doubled a rate of autism. I've studied this a long time. This is crazy.

How early? Who does it later? Oh, yeah, I've heard this one. Yeah. I've heard this one. I do think we have to... It's not the circumcision. It's they're saying it's the medication they give them to deal with the pain,

which they're saying is Tylenol. And this study came out a while ago. Well, shout out to all of the Jewish people who got it right then. They were doing that show with no Tylenol. No Tylenol. I went to a brisk one time out and never forget that blood carton and scream as long as I live, bro. Who's screaming? The baby.

Shut the fuck. cup. What you mean? I'm like, who's screaming, bro? It better not be a moaning. What you mean? That baby screamed so crazy. We do need to think about removing foreskin, man.

No, not removing it. But that's what I mean. Like, we should think about removing it. It was tough for us with Lincoln, with our boy. Like, that came down to the wire. You should keep it. You should have kept it. Oh, we still have it.

See, that's, And that's my thing. Put it in the ring. That's what I'm saying. What are they doing with all of this foreskin, bro? You already know what they're doing. I did a whole thing on this. What, building a dome?

No, building a what? Building a dome? Is that what the iron dome is? No, they sell it to, uh, uh, what's it called? Companies that, uh, do, like, facial, uh, creams. No shit. The hospitals sell it. They sell it to these companies that make facial creams.

anti-aging facial cricks. Really? Yeah. Huh? What they melted or something and make it a nice little paint? I think they extract like the stem cells from it or something like that,

but yeah, that's what they do. I don't believe you. Jews bury it. Huh? Yeah, Jews bury it. Barry what? Barry the force gang. Oh, okay, and didn't do it.

I've told you this joke? No. If you bury 10 of them, you'll grow a bank. Not a money tree? A money tree. Oh, no. Legendary. Legendary.

But not for real, they bury it because they can't throw it into garbage because it's part of your body. And, you know, what is it? There's ashes to ashes, dust to dust. That's how God wants it. So it's like, they're not allowed to throw it out. So they got to bury it somewhere. I respect it. I never knew.

I never knew they did that. Because I always think about it. What do they do at all this fucking force? The hospitals will fucking sell it, man. They're selling. foreskin. Don't think that some of y'all not walking around here with four skin coats either. Okay? All that shit ain't leather. Honestly, you're right about that. That's what they make raincoats out of.

I believe it. Because what's the most water repellent, you know? Yes. A dick, right? Like, you know what I mean? Like, nothing repels liquid more than a dick. You absolutely motherfucking right, man. So all your raincoats. What else we got, man? Yeah, what else we have? I got to go, I got to do some asking this because I, oh, hold on, oh shit, okay, click on this one. Yeah. American men worried about penis size. Why, why, why, why.

I read the article. So basically they're saying as part of the whole looks-macking, maxing movement. What is look maxing? Trying to look the best. Doing whatever it takes to be handsome because, or beautiful, because being handsome and beautiful is more important than anything else. Okay. Meaning like it will give you more of an advantage in life than being smart and then being rich, than being anything else.

Just being attractive is the greatest advantage you could possibly have. Pretty privileged. Pretty privileged. Yeah. But what I got to do with your penis? So people build up all this pretty privilege that looks maxing. But it's almost for nothing because at the moment of truth, they have, in the case, you have a small penis.

There's essentially nothing you can do to the looks max that. So now people are trying to, I guess, inject them. Or stretch them. Stretch them. Stretch them. Or they're injecting their balls so that they're. They'll have bigger set of balls and then that'll give them a better print, essentially. I would make the ball smaller so the dick looks big.

Interesting. Just go get waxed, bro. Go get wax, loose and weight around your midsection. Well, I shaved recently. The confidence boosts you. Talk about it. The confidence boosts you. Talk about it.

You still getting waxed, Alex? Nah. Too painful, man. Take an ibuprofen before you go. Taylor put me on to that. Take an ibuprofen before you go. No, easy. And if you do it enough, you got a feeling.

And then I'm going to get autism. Yeah, you can't get that. But if you do it enough, if you do it enough, you'll never have that much hair on it for them to be snashing it off, bro. Trust me, I'm a pro. So now you're bald down there? Yes, sir. Don't you want hair anywhere in your body?

No, not really. Why? I've never been a hairy person. I don't have hair on my chest. I don't have hair on my back. my legs on hairy, and it just started to get too wild down there, probably because that's the only place on my body. That hair really grows.

So I had to get that shit to fuck up off me, and I feel, I'm telling you, feel like a new person, yo. Yeah. You walk different. Yeah. Your body different. Remember when motherfucking Wood Harris got shot and paid and full? And he's like, my body different.

My body different. I'm breathing different. You understand what I'm saying? The doctor said I wasn't going to walk the same. You understand what I'm saying? I'm out. That's how I feel, but in a good way. My body's different, yo.

Absolutely. All right, what's Dame saying? I'm not listening to this guy. I'm not even commenting on this. Why? I refuse. This is with Dame Dash on Jason Lee. The Dame Dash was confused after seeing an eggplant.

Jason Lee claims he gives the people whose dick leaks on the internet, and Dame immediately started to attack Jason and Shalaman for being gay. You know, to me, you're Sholamie, right? Let me hear it. Let me hear it. Yeah. Yeah. Let me hear it.

Because I don't think they like the way I was talking to him. By the way, what the fuck is that? What's that right there? It's bothering. What? The eggplant? But yeah, why? Oh, we give that to people whose dicks leak on the internet.

But that's, you know. Pause for the whole show. You're not getting one of those. No, we don't even want. I'm like, what the fuck is that? Why am I even seeing that in my peripheral? But I know you're, I know you're. That's an A.O.

By the way. That. But just, okay, for vegans, they can just say it's just our appreciation for vegetables. You crazy. You're crazy. You're crazy. Wait, the reason why I hit that. But at least, you know what?

At least you're not, you know, to me, you're Charlemagne, right? So am I going to get attacked now? Meaning you admit who you are, but he doesn't. So this is how Charlamagne should do it. I'm gay. Charlemagne is not gay. He's definitely gay. He's not gay.

By the way, that interview. You got gay, R. You're never going to tell me a couple. You know, you're gay, right? Yes. If you ever, okay, if you ever kissed at a man and said he had a fatty, pause, and he comes back. Would you think he was gay?

If a man... Be real. Wait, wait, wait, damn. If a man... If you kissed at me and I came back, pause. If I kissed a man, was... If you kissed at my faddy, pause. That fact, I can't even say that.

Look, let's start off. If a dude that you thought was heterosexual, very... And you kissed at him and talked about his fatty, pause. And he came back. Would you assume he was gay? I would assume that he... Yes or no. I would assume he was curious about...

Get outside. So you're saying that Charlottom... Wait, does Charlemagne... He said he did it. That's why I heard it was a joke. Charlamagne's laugh. No, it wasn't joking. He joked. Okay.

So that's not being real and I thought you'd be the realist. No, I am real. You're a gay guy. No, I laugh. You can't tell me that you're like... I laugh with Charlamagne. Of course you're doing. You'll probably be whispering and cut all kinds of stuff that you can't do with another heterosexual man because he's gay.

Heterosexual men definitely whisper. Not the other men. When they're playing basketball at NBA. That's why I don't play basketball in the mind doing all that. Okay, no D. Hold on, rewind that, that was funny. Hold on, rewind that friend, that one point. Hold on, go back a little bit more.

When they're playing basketball, the NBA, I watch. So that's why I don't play basketball in the mind going. Okay, no D. Yeah. Yo, that Dash got to stop. He got it's hilarious, though. But he got to stop flirting with me. What the fuck?

You're on his brain. That Dash is always flirting with me. Why is he always flirting with me? Why do you think? Because I'm handsome. The fuck? So you think that you're his type? Is that what you're trying to?

I don't know, man. He flirts with me so fucking much. It's crazy. It's actually mind-boggling. So you think this is his version of flirting? Yes. Do you think it's like wishful thinking? He's like, Charlottling this guy.

Sharlane his scary. Hey, I want to rock that fellow. That's what he said. I know that's what he says. Let's do some asking idiots. Let's do some asking idiots, man. Let's do some asking idiots, man. That is weird that every interview he brings you up and brings Jay-Z up.

Every interview. Hey, man. Sluo to Dead Dash, man. Nando 99 says, just proposed. What would you guys say are some do's and don'ts at a wedding? Ooh. What do you think, Shulte? We've had one of those apiece.

Do? Do and don'ts. All right. Do when you guys are saying to vows, turn out and look at all the people that are there? and just take a moment to take that in. Because those are all the people that, one, you care about,

your wife cares about, and they're all there for one reason just to celebrate your love. There's nothing that they get out of it. They probably inconvenience themselves in their lives tremendously to be there for that moment to celebrate your love. So just take that in.

Because the next time all those people that you care about will be, you know, there will probably be on your funeral. I think that is an amazing due and another do, which is kind of a don't as well, please do enjoy the moment and don't have your phones.

I think that weddings really should be a phone-free zone so you can truly enjoy the moment because there's, it's just a once-in-a-lifetime experience. I mean, some people do it more than once, but you do it right. You would hope it's once in a life.

You would hope it's a once-in-a-lifetime experience and there's just nothing like it. When I say I love, I loved my wedding. I wish I would have enjoyed the moment of it more, even leading up to it. But I just love, I love going to weddings. Okay? I'm going to a wedding in August. I can't fucking wait.

Who's? Can you say or no? You say, we bleep it, though. I don't know. Oh, amazing. So I just, I love weddings. You know what I'm saying? Like, love them.

Love them, love them. They're awesome. So don't have every, don't let everybody be on their phones. Don't be on your phone. and please do just enjoy the moment, man. It's a once in a lifetime experience that to me is so fulfilling. I can't think of too many things

that I've done in my life that are more fulfilling than my wedding. That shit really make you feel like a man, yo, like, yo, I'm doing the right thing. I'm marrying the love of my life, you know, laying a great foundation, probably going to start a beautiful family. Like, I don't know, it's just a beautiful thing, man.

Can I add a don't? Yes, sir. Don't overspend. Don't overspend. Don't feel like, you know, need the people you love and care about. You need good food, good music, and hopefully a nice setting. That's it.

I think you should drop a bag on the party. Yeah. Okay, but not on the flowers, not on all the bells and whistles that try to upcharge you. I'm with you. If you can afford it, drop at your wage, but drop a bag on the party. Like that's, because I love the ceremony, but it's everything after the ceremony is only 20 minutes. Nobody's going to remember the food. Right.

Nobody's going to remember. Family style. I did family style at my wedding. It's fine. But like, yeah, the party, they will remember. Right. But that's the booze and that's the music. Yeah.

And if you can, do live music, if you can't. It's expensive and they hit you over to head for a wedding. But if you can, there is something about a band playing the songs that you know and love. And someone actually singing these songs. Yes. It's a concert. Also, it's, yeah. Now, I know you say no.

Nobody remembers the food. But there's two weddings I've been to that after, like, you know, you party and you're drinking and towards the end of the night when that goddamn end-in-lawburger pull up. You did that and Debbie Brown did that. Shout out. Great minds, Debbie. Great-monds. I'll never forget those. I don't remember what y'all served at your wedding.

Food-wise. But I remember that in and out coming out around 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock after you didn't have a few drinks. That's a dude. You've got to have the late night. Yes. Got to have that late night meal. That's a do. That's the thing about the late night meal.

It could be McDonald's. Yeah. At that point, the more McDonald's or we had in and out, whatever it is, the more that, the better. They don't want some fancy shit

at fucking 12. It's better. Yeah, it's better if it is like, they want the burger. They want McDonald's. Like, it's just Big Macs for everybody. That's right. That's right.

What else we got? MTO, no, NTO underscore I, I, I don't want to talk about that. Go, Croix goes, DeAndre

Ray Porter says, if you could swap your balls for something equally valuable, what would the going rate be? I'm not swapping my balls for nothing, but I can't walk around all shaft DeAndre. You know what I'm saying? There's nothing I there's nothing I would give up my balls.

My balls are full of shit. Damn! Just useless shit. God, damn. I'll swap them for and I just get fake balls put in? Yeah. Yeah. What if you could really get balls of steel?

I mean, you can. They have plastic ones that you could do. Really? Yeah, like people who like lose their testicles to cancer or whatever. Oh, shit. So you get like a plastic one. Yeah. 100%.

Because you probably still want to feel a little something hanging in there. Yeah, DeAndre, there's nothing that has equal value to your balls, sir. What about a full head of hair for a ball guy? Oh, you would absolutely do it. You're done having kids. Not for balls. Balls add to us. No, not for you.

A white guy. You know, it doesn't matter. Oh, yeah, black dudes get away with the balddy. Yeah, bald white guy. But now you can go to Turkey, bro. You could get your hair. Why is that, yo? There's only a few white guys that can pull off a baldy.

Everybody definitely looks like they can. Well, white guy can pull off a baldy. Rogan? I think we just only know him as bald. You know what I know? Oh, he had hair back in the day on Fear Factor and all that shit. I don't know if you had air of Fear Factor. Yes, he did.

Who's that one action star? Jason Staten Staten's. But Jason Staten doesn't have a ball. He doesn't. It's not a ball. He's like, the Dr. Phil. You're right.

Dr. Phil kind of looks like, like, what is it called? Curbier Enthusia, Larry David. White guys really can't pull off the baldy.

Dana White, but it's still, it's like, you know what it is? You got to have a baldy, but you got to have some, if you're white, you got to have a baldy

with some mask to. You got to be big. If you bald and just like regular bill or skinny and you got to have a beard. You got to have a beard. I don't even know if you need

to bid, bro. I don't think you need to be it. Baldy, no beard, you look like kingpin a little. He's another one that can pull it off. But Wilson Fiss, but the mask, what's his real name in like real life? I don't even know the real name. I can't remember his real name.

But he's another one. He can pull it off because he's big. Yeah. If you're white, you've got to be big and bald. You can't just be bald. If you just bald, people think something wrong with you. Yeah, skinny and bald as a white dude does look cancerous. Very, very.

But yeah, black dudes can pull off the baldy. Why is that? Not all of us. You got to have the ball. It's a head shape. What head shape doesn't it work for? Who's the black dude who's bald? Mike Brown doesn't work.

Who? Mike Brown, New York Next head coach. No, he's fine with it. Anybody who doesn't have a ball dude, the guys that hold on to the headline, the guys that do the Beijing and all that is my guys. I promise you they got the cone head. I promise you.

Didn't work for Kareem. And when I was talking about this with my daughter, Wembe, despite being very young, starting to lose. it. He's going to be another super tall ball guy. Skinny. Skinny. You can't be skinny like that, yo.

You look skinny. You look crazy with a baldie. Who was the guy who played at Duke? He was a power forward. Boozer. Not boozer. The other guy. Who's black?

No, the other guy. He's mixed. But he looks black. Shane. Shane Batty. Shane Battye had like wrinkles on his head. You know, sometimes people have the wrinkles. Yeah, Pippin had that in the back of his head.

But he had it on the top. Like he was, like his brain was showing. Right. And that, that's a little, that's a tough look for a ball. You got to cover that up. I didn't know this dude that name was Shane. I'm not even going to say, man. Why?

He used to call him Shane Batty Boy. What's he gay? I don't know. Shane Batty Boy. Did you kiss at him? I never kissed that. I never kissed that at him. I can't believe people would call somebody such a thing. Who would do that? Yeah, who would do some shit like that? Yeah, who would do that? Let's do one more. Is Andrew going to tag with Cody and Roman for a match? Get Charlotte to be his manager? You would be a good wrestling manager, bro. I can see that. You would be a good wrestling manager. I like wrestling managers. Bobby Heenan, Paul Heiming. You would be a great wrestling manager.

What is your name? Paul Barrow. You know what I mean? You would be a great, great wrestling manager. Are you going to tag with Cody and Roman? Nah, man. Too many non-wrestlers in wrestling right now. We got to let the wrestlers do it.

Got to let the wrestlers do it. These are two good ones we might need to finish out on. Justin 31 says, we need at least one brilliant idiotice live before Trump locks us all up. And Junior Siler says if Netflix offered 10 million each for a brilliant. idiot's roast, are we signing the contract? Yeah, that'd be the live show. That'd be the live show. That'd be the live show. Man, that's good.

So here's the thing. Who's getting roasted? Us. That'd be good show. That'd be good show. The thing is, can anybody outside of the show say anything worse to us that we haven't said to one another? Sure.

Yes. You think? Yes. Yes. I mean, that would be fun. I'm not going to lie. But then, listen, we go last. Yeah.

We go last. I would negotiate that number a little different because that would be the day I just be, you know what shows, let's just say. We let's just, let's just fuck it, bro. You got to negotiate it. Like, like, this is just fuck it. You got to negotiate it like this is going to be the last deal.

This is it. This might be it. This might be it. Like, this literally might be it. Turn off the lights. How do you want to do it? Like, literally. It's a 10 million each, right?

It's like, no, let's go. Let's bump that a little bit. Yeah, we just could. Because this could be it, show. It's over after this. This could be it. This is it. This could really be it.

This is the end. We could do this and all we got left is the podcast. We can burn, you want to burn it down. If you want to burn it down, I'm with you. I promise I'll be with you. I promise you. I was like, yo, if you want to burn it down and say fuck it, And let's say what it really needs to be said.

Let's do it. Okay? But if we have to think about it, you got to go home, look at the kids, look at the wife, and be like, damn, can I, can I be okay with this? The number has to be a can I be okay with this? Can I be okay with this? Seriously.

Can I be okay with this? You know what I'm saying? For the culture. But the culture would go, oh, my God. It would be the shortest running show on Netflix. They would take that shit down in 24 hours. Listen, we might be the people that they take our roles and edit us out of it. They edits us out of our own road.

You know what I'm saying? Because the first thing I want to do is a social experiment. I just want to see. You know what they say? There's a lot of things you can't talk about. But they say it's everything free game and comedy, right? Everything's fair game and comedy. I just want to see first off.

Yeah. Then I get there everybody else. Like, would you want a present? If you want to burn it down. Three years. Three years. Three years. Let that contract go.

Three years. Yeah, get paid out for your contract. Three years. Three years. I mean, I'll still be in the contract, but still. I don't know about shit like that. If we burn it down, I don't know how that works. I don't know.

It's worth a thought. But the answer both of y'all questions. You know what's funny. We ain't even going to be making fun of these other people on the dais. We're just going to be saying every word. People are gonna be confused out of roast. Like, why don't make fun of these guys? You should say something about Kevin Hart.

That's not what we're here for. I'm gonna start it off by telling everybody I got Tourette. I'm like, I'm gonna tell y'all's a secret. Me too. I got Tourette. Whatever that was that shit called? What was that shit that dude had? I don't know, but I got it.

God damn it. Okay. You're thinking about it. You're thinking about it. You're thinking about it. I don't know. As always, if we listen to this podcast, you think we're smart,

you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit, you're right too. It's a brilliant idiotous. Thank you for listening. Peace.