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Episode Date: September 13, 2024Charlamagne and Andrew are back with a heated discussion on everything from Trump’s debate meltdown to Kamala’s sharp strategies. They dive into the latest political craziness, Trump’s wild clai...ms about Ohio, and of course, a breakdown of the 2024 election scene. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and more “brilliant idiocy”! Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Current Events 03:11 Political Commentary and Debate Analysis 06:06 Trump vs. Kamala: A Debate Breakdown 08:53 The Role of Confidence in Politics 11:53 The Impact of Audience on Performance 15:09 Strategic Moves in Political Debates 17:55 Republican Party Dynamics and Candidate Viability 20:45 Cultural Commentary on Celebrity and Politics 24:07 Kendrick Lamar and the Super Bowl Halftime Show 26:48 The Evolution of Hip-Hop in Mainstream Media 30:03 Cannibalism and Human Nature Discussion 32:53 Sasquatch Sunset: A Unique Film Experience 36:08 Conclusion and Final Thoughts ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: Taylormadeitprod@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Yeah, that's Charlamany, guys.
Andrew Shull.
We are the brilliant idiots podcast, back for another week of brilliant idiotness.
Heather Kyle Walker, how are you, sir?
I told you.
Told you what?
I told me what.
I told you.
People are eating dogs in Ohio?
No.
I didn't know that was going to happen.
What?
What did you say?
I told you that Kamala was going to dog walk trip, bro.
Dog walked them.
I told you.
And the dogs aren't edible.
Okay.
The dog that got walked are not edible.
Shout out Haitian people, man.
Let me tell you all something.
Yo, show, yo, not show,
I'm about to say shows can't even be racist right.
Listen, Trump can't even be racist right no more.
Wait, why, why?
Back in the day, he would have blamed dogs getting eating on China.
Okay.
Now, now, now he can't even get his fucking racism right.
But here's the thing with the Haitians.
There's a picture of the Haitian guy walking with a goose.
Is that real?
Is that bad?
What is he doing with the goose?
First of all, who gives a fuck?
I think there are people in the communities that give a fuck,
but I also think that like when-
Goose is our pets.
Goose, you eat goose.
You eat duck.
I don't think it's,
I think it should be frowned upon to eat the animals.
I mean, I never ate goose.
I mean, I've eaten ducks.
Yeah, you got goose.
Yeah, I never had goose.
Oh, yeah, I never had goose.
It's a bird.
My point is, like, we're acting like this is the worst thing that's ever happened.
These people are coming here.
They're seeing food walk around.
They're not, it's not like they're at the zoo getting the animals.
The animals are still in the wild.
They think it's hunting.
You walk down the street.
You got a goose.
Boom.
I don't think it's that crazy.
You just gotta teach him, be like, yo, you can't get those ducks.
Here's the thing, on the internet, we don't know what this is.
Like, we don't know what this picture is.
Like, it's the crazy part that, that guy might not even be Haitian.
You know what I'm saying?
You take a picture of a black guy, put it on the internet,
and say the Haitian kidnapping of petting of ducks is in fact occurring.
You know what would make me believe that this is actually occurring?
Show me a Haitian with a goddamn bib on and a fork in a knife and fucking rover in front of him.
You know what I mean?
And he's going to town on Rover's
guts? No, I don't think they're eating the dogs.
I don't think so either. But I also don't
think there should be scrutinized to eat animals
that we eat. Like, duck is something we eat.
Dog is something we eat. Let me ask you.
Yeah, stop.
We don't get something we eat. We don't eat dogs, bro.
You don't know you've eaten one. No.
This is not happening. That's number one.
J.D. Vance is the worst vice presidents of freaking history.
J.D. Vance is showing people why
vice presidents really do shut the fuck up.
Why they need to shut the fuck up? What's he doing?
Donald Trump's two biggest
this week came because of J.D. Vance.
J.D. Vance is the one who started this story about Haitians eating pets, Haitian Mike.
What the fuck?
No.
No.
That's AI?
Yeah.
This nice Haitian gentleman wasn't even holding a goose.
He was clearly walking his dog.
Listen, J.D. Vance made this story up, and J.D. Vance came with the cat lady shit.
Those are the blows that Trump is taking the hardest this week.
What did Taylor Swift reference when she endorsed Kamala yesterday?
What's she doing?
Being called a cat lady,
cat lady holding up her motherfucking cat.
Jady Vance is showing y'all
why vice president should be seen and not heard.
Is it possible she was holding a cat
because she was walking in a Haitian neighborhood?
Did you watch the debate?
Yes, I did.
What did you think?
I thought that Trump got just out-stratized, outworked.
I thought he just got demolished.
He was too emotionally volatile.
And it's so funny to see,
we were talking about this on Flagra,
but there's just like no truth anymore.
Like all the conservatives cannot be,
honest about what happened in the debate. I don't want to say all the
conservatives, but like the extreme right wing
voices online cannot be honest about what happened
in the debate. They just can't be, right?
Like they witnessed it. We all saw it
together and they're like, oh, but the moderators
were fact-checking him more. It's just like,
yeah, because he was lying
with more egregious, he was taking more
egregious steps in the life. Kamala
lies, but with enough truth
that like you can't
fact-check it, but it's technically
maybe true, but it isn't, you know,
it's not in good faith. Trump is like they're a boarding
babies at nine months.
And even when the babies come, they execute the babies.
Yeah, or after. What? Exactly.
So, so what she did strategically, that thought was so
more like, because she started off bad, right? She looked
nervous, she looked uncomfortable. And he started off
too scripted with the first question. She didn't even answer it.
She came out to game. I was raised by a middle
school. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That wasn't.
And he started out phenomenal. He was strong. He was
deliberate. He was professional. I never saw that once. Oh, no. I thought he
started out. I was like, oh, he's weak and wrong.
No, no, no. He's, let's. What I text you, Chris. I did. I did. I did. I
I did. What I said, my God, first round knockout.
This is where you're going to lose everybody because I think it's important to not be biased.
I'm not being biased.
No, no, you might not be aware of it, but I think you are being biased.
I am not.
Even from the handshake, he ran from the handshake.
No, now you're, now you're, look at it.
You paid.
You paid. You paid.
He didn't want to shake her hand.
By the way, they said that was the first time there was a handshake.
You paid.
You said that was the first time there was a handshake at like four at three different debates.
You're paid by the Democrats.
You're paid.
Say what you want.
You're paid.
Look.
You paid.
You paid.
That looks strong to you?
You paid.
The point that I'm trying to make is, if we're being objective, if we're being objective,
Trump starts out great, he starts out strong.
Never.
Where?
Tell me what he said strong.
Like he starts out calm, and he's on point for the things he wants to say.
Okay.
I agree with what Alex says 100%.
Okay.
He's not defensive.
He's not emotionally volatile.
He is not.
not backpedaling at all.
He is moving forward.
He is driving. He's in the driver's seat. He has strength.
And he is confidence. He feels confident and with self-esteem.
Jesus Christ.
Wait for it.
Kamala goes, I want to invite you all to one of Trump's rallies.
Before that. Wait for it. Wait for it. No, no, before that.
Let me just get my point out. And then you tell me yours, the common, when, uh, I want to invite to
his rallies where there are people that are walking out, they are leaping.
Trump melts after that.
Motes.
Within 30 seconds that he goes, they're eating dogs in Springfield, Ohio.
And from the rest of the debate, he is on defense, fighting for his life, trying to
stay above water.
He cannot be confident.
He cannot.
The reason I brought up the confidence, he is feeling insecure.
The imposter syndrome is kicking in.
he's feeling like he's not taken seriously
and then he falls
back to this boarish technique
that I think Americans are just over by now
it's just like the world is falling apart
and everything is going to destroy America sucks
they made America the worst country in the world
and I was telling him a flagrant
like you can only tell me my country is trash
like a few times before I start going
yo watch your fucking mouth yo
watch your fucking mouth. Go back away from your
maga patriot leader don't you dare
I hate you
don't you dare don't you dare
You dare.
I hate this.
He's the guy.
You can't say he was the biggest patriot three a month ago,
standing up with his fist in the air, flag behind him.
You can't tell him he hates the country now.
I hate this.
I hate this.
This is why he.
You know what?
Because he doesn't hate the country.
This is why there's no point to be an objective.
Because you think he hates the country?
No, Charlie.
What I'm trying to say is like the rhetoric is exhausting.
This has been the exhausting thing about the rhetoric towards Trump is
exhausting too. They're both exhausting. It's exhausting hearing you every week. He's the end of democracy.
He's the end of democracy. The democracy is going to fail. Nope. Don't try to switch it up now.
It's exhausting. Listen, it's exhausting. Don't try to switch it up now. Welcome to the club.
I'm glad Shoste finally realizes Donald Trump's rhetoric is old and tired. By the way, the confidence
been gone since he got shot at. I've been telling y'all that for three weeks. Which is reasonable.
I've been telling you all that for three weeks. He looks like he doesn't want to
doing no more. This is, it's such a sin.
Which y'all saw last night. I'm like, I saw this for the past.
But I never, I never pushed back on you
when you said that. I thought that was good. What I'm doing
is right now, I've been someone who is very
enticed by Trump. I like the idea that he's not the
establishment candidate. I'm kind of annoyed with
the establishment. I think if you don't exactly
like what's happening in America now,
you can't continue to elect
the establishment people because then you're going to
get the same thing that's been happening that you don't
like. Usually the system is
you have a Kamala or you
have a Bush. You have a Clinton or you have a Bush. You have an Obama, you have a Bush. You have two people
that are going to make sure that the big corporations get their pound of flesh. Trump comes in
and then he throws a wrinkle in the system. The corporations go, I don't know if I'm going to get my
pound of flesh. Now, it could be that Trump is like, I would love to give you a pound of flesh.
Just elect me. I'll give you all the pound of flesh. That could be the case. But they're like,
I'm not taking that risk. I want us to put that girl in who's definitely going to give it or Biden
who's definitely going to give it.
or any of these past people who are definitely going to give it.
So I'm enticed by this person who's an outsider
who might change certain things in the country
that I would like to be changed.
That being said, I can acknowledge
if he gets dog walk in a debate.
He got dog walk.
That's what I said.
When y'all talk about the confidence and the self-esteem,
I haven't seen Trump have confidence and self-esteem
in too much.
From the beginning, when she walked out
and walked him down for the handshake
because they said it last night,
I forgot what the number was,
but he hasn't shaken hands in a debate.
and like the last three or four debates.
Y'all gives Kamala all this credit for like doing the littlest shit.
It's amazing.
Because it's the little.
She put her left foot in front of her right foot and walks straight.
Did you see that?
She shook hands with her debate upon it.
Listen, you're a comedian, right?
Yeah.
And you know how much stage presence matters.
You know where Kamala beat Trump at last night in the TV world?
Because all that shit matters.
Trump usually wins that battle.
Trump usually wins any battle in front of a camera.
I'll tell you why.
Without the audience, this is my suspicion on Trump.
And I think Chris could probably speak this much.
Trump is famous and successful as he's been.
Has not really been taken seriously.
Oh, that's a fact.
He's kind of been like-
I got billionaire homies in New York who told me that years ago.
Now, no, that's great to you brought that up.
He's never really been in.
Never.
And he knows.
Always been a joke to them.
Yes.
But he knows, but he wants to be in,
desperately wants to be in.
And he is incredibly entertaining to people.
There's no question you can't question it.
So he justifies his position in the world through the numbers, the amount of people who watch
his shows, the billions of dollars, he'll keep telling you multiple billions of dollars,
all the actual buildings that he's erected.
Those are the justifications.
But deep down, there's a little part of him that feels like he's not accepted by his
contemporaries.
That's a fact.
Okay.
when she said the people are walking out of the rallies,
that imposter syndrome kicked up big.
And the emotional volatility came after that.
He's like, wait a minute.
Are people going to know it's the,
was it the king's clothing or whatever that?
The emperor wears no clothes.
The emperor wears no clothes.
Are people going to think that?
Are people going to know that this is a facade?
But he knows.
But here's the thing.
Here's a thing.
Regardless of if he thinks that he's an imposter or not,
he's made a company that made billions
of fucking dollars. He became president of the United States. He's accomplished more than most
humans will ever accomplish in history. But still didn't get to respect. But that's what I'm saying.
There's a little thing in his head going, hey, am I not taking seriously? When she said that,
I think it tapped into that. Now, here's a thing. When he has a live audience,
okay, he can charm and entertain that audience, much like a comedian can charm and tape the audience.
And that audience laughing quiets that little insecurity in a comedian's brain. Am I funny?
I don't know if he does it with this set, though.
Well, look, I'm going to get that.
When a comedian gets that laugh, we're like, oh, yeah, I am funny.
That's right.
I am.
Of course.
The imposter syndrome is gone.
I believe it 100%.
When he's debating without an audience, and she says something like that, and he doesn't
have the audience to laugh and make him feel good and make him feel love and uplift him
and quiet that little voice of insecurity in his head, he starts to melt.
and she found the thing to say
and he could not emotionally recover from that.
That's why he went on his podcast
to her past month to learn how to entertain
in front of an audience?
Without the audience?
You're saying without the audience?
Without an audience.
Yeah, yeah, without the audience.
Maybe.
I mean, I just think that podcasting
is just where the people are now.
Yeah, too.
But I genuinely think,
yeah.
So that was the argument
that I was trying to make.
Play the clip because it was,
you're right about the line she said about the rally.
It was right, it was a bar right before.
First of all, every trap she laid for Trump, he fell for.
That's why I'm telling you the handshake.
One of the most important things Kamala did last night was everything she did off camera.
When she walked up to him and went after him for the handshake, like, he kept going and tried to go find his podium.
She was like, no, no, no, no.
What's up?
Kamala Harris.
Let's have a nice debate.
Wow, right?
That frazzled him a little bit.
I know it did because she was like, oh, she's not scared of me in any way shape or form.
And every time they had the cameras on her when he was talking and she wasn't, it was beautiful.
She's like, he's lying.
He's lying.
He's like shaking his head.
No.
Meanwhile, go back to Biden.
Yeah.
She was engaged.
It was like offense defense.
She was engaged on both sides of the ball every single time.
Played a clip right before she talks about the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, the, the, uh, it's the same piece, but it's, she's, is it this.
She said right before that, you're going to hear this guy lie tonight,
unprompted about basically her stance on immigration.
That's what said it.
And then she goes, but let me tell you this.
And then she went into the rally thing.
And I'll tell you something.
He's going to talk about immigration a lot tonight,
even when it's not the subject that is being raised.
And I'm going to actually do something really unusual.
And I'm going to invite you to attend one of Donald Trump's rallies,
because it's a really interesting thing to watch.
You will see during the course of his rallies,
he talks about fictional characters like Hannibal Lecter.
He will talk about when Mills caused cancer.
And what you will also notice
is that people start leaving his rallies early
out of exhaustion and boredom.
And I will tell you,
the one thing you will not hear him talk about
is you.
You will not hear him talk about your needs,
your dreams, and your desires.
And I'll tell you, I believe you deserve a president
who actually puts you first
and I pledge to you that I will.
So it was a two piece that he got hit with
because he was like, oh shit,
that is part of my motherfucking game plan
to come in here and just keep bringing up her
record on the border for no reason.
He had already started the game plan.
Yes!
And she shut that shit down immediately from the gate.
It was an M&M and eight miles.
Not really because she's not taking the power out of his hands
by saying, yeah, I'm bad at the border.
But took away a lot of people.
arsenal by saying, look, I already, this is what he's going to say.
She's going to say, I'm, yeah, he's going to say lies about my record.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She knew, she knew that with the border.
There's only one hit she could deliver because it's the actual hit.
The actual hit is Republicans and Democrats created a bipartisan bill and Donald Trump
shot it down because he didn't want the Biden administration to get any credit for doing
anything at the border.
She knew she could only deliver that at once.
So if his job, if he was going to just keep bringing it up over and over and over,
you fucking deflate that by setting it setting the table early to let everybody know this is what he's going to do.
And guess what he did?
He ended up staying away from it.
No, no.
He didn't go out.
He ended up staying away from it.
She completely outclassed him in every single way.
But most importantly, outst strategized him in the debate.
I can say that objectively as someone who's not a Kamala supporter.
Yeah.
Like I haven't really heard much from her policy-wise and I'm like, I really like this.
I think this is great and I want to support this.
You don't support rebuilding the middle class?
They've been rebuilding the middle class
for the last 40 years.
Does it feel rebuild yet?
This is what they say every single election cycle, right?
I don't know what the middle class is anymore.
I think we might be middle class.
We might be.
I'm not even joking.
I'm not even joking.
I think we might be middle class.
No, I'm not joking.
I was looking at this chart the other day
and that shit.
He's not middle class.
I'm not sure, bro.
Bro, I'm really not sure, yo.
I'm just telling you all the truth.
I'm not sure.
I was looking at this chart the other day.
You saw that chart that Duval posted?
We might be middle class, yo.
But, okay, you're not.
I know that for a fact.
The rest of us might be, but you're not.
Hey, hey, you're lying.
You're lying right now.
You're telling the people that there's dogs being eating in Ohio.
Okay, I've been near shows.
All right.
You don't think there's one dog being in Ohio?
Like, what an absurd.
thing to say that not a singular
dog is being eaten. Of course
somebody's crazy in eating a fucking dog.
It might not be the migrants, but
somebody's going to eat a dog. I would
give, if Donald Trump had did
anything good last night, I would give him his
props. I've done it before.
That is, there was nothing good last night.
And you know, and you said something about the right wing
punnings on social media.
Pleasantly surprised that Fox News
last night, Fox News last night
was giving it up. I think even
Elon was like, he'll do better next time or
sometimes. It's not going to be no next time.
Well, I don't think he would
debate her again, especially after his rhetoric
today saying, hey, she
only wants to rematch because I beat her.
The polls are saying I beat her 92
to 8. What polls are saying that?
So here's a perfect example.
If you are a Republican and you actually care about your party.
Talk that talk.
If you say that
he did a good job in the debate,
he will not change
anything in the future.
And the reality is,
Even though you might be, you know, proud of his performance or whatever he said, somebody in the middle, and I can speak on behalf of someone in the middle and a bunch of my friends that are also in the middle all felt unanimously that he got destroyed by comments.
So you have to take that into account.
If you are right wing and you think he did a good job, you're already voting for him.
That's not going to change, I think.
Those people in the middle thought he did not do a good job.
You need to hold him accountable if he has a chance of winning another debate.
And in my personal opinion, he needs to have another one in order to convince those people in the middle because that was not.
Here's the thing, shows.
Here's the thing.
And this is what all conservatives, all MAGA supporters need to just understand.
You bet on the wrong horse, you ran the wrong horse.
Nikki Haley said it the best when she said the first party to get rid of their 80-year-old candidate was probably going to
win this fucking election. There is no way in hell in 2004. Donald Trump, with all the baggage
he has, just put all the baggage he has, should be running. The oldest candidate ever with all that
baggage talking so incoherent, let's be honest, he sounds retarded. Let's bring, this old school hour.
He sounds retarded. No, he does. Yes, he does. Nikki Haley, Chris Christie, I'm just telling you
the truth. Nikki Haley, Chris Christie would be better candidates than Donald Trump.
But they didn't get there.
They should have did what the Democrats did and realized, hey, and this way you got to give Democrats props.
I called Democrats cowards, been calling them cowards, but this way you got to give them props.
They weren't delusional about their candidate after a while.
They were delusional for a long time.
Once they got to that debate and they realized like, holy shit, this guy really don't have it no more.
We got to get rid of him.
That's what Republicans should be thinking right now.
It might be too late.
I don't know.
We've seen strange that things happen in America.
I don't think there's that much of an outpour of people saying,
nah, he's too old.
He needs to stop.
Well, that's because people are delusional.
You're also suggesting them to pull a coup just like the Democrats.
Oh, God.
And that's not democracy.
That's not the system.
All right.
It wasn't a coup.
But my point is, that's the wrong candidate.
You like what you saw yesterday?
We just had the first week one of football.
There's a lot of quarterbacks we're looking at.
We're like, that person don't have it no more.
They need to be pulled.
Have I not spoken very clearly about how I fact?
You just asked me, do I like what I saw yesterday?
I thought that I've spoken like very clear.
But you want to put them back out there for week two.
It's not whether I want to put them back out there.
The American people want him to be there.
That is the reality of the matter.
He has the support of the American people.
He has more support.
Let's look up the poll.
Because there was 70% of people who didn't want a Biden-Trump rematch.
So Biden's gone.
What I'm saying is within the Republican Party.
Yeah.
They primary.
he won the primary.
So the American people have chosen.
It's not whether I like him.
It's not whether the party likes him.
I understand that Democrats will rig the primaries.
The Republicans...
The Obama won the primary.
Exactly.
The Republicans will not rig the primaries
in the way that the Democrats.
So they stole it from Bernie.
They removed Biden effectively.
And they'll put in their candidate.
The Republicans don't do that.
The benefit of that is you get the people's choice.
The negative of that, the people's choice might be wrong.
And if the people's choice is wrong and you think you're going to lose in November,
then you do what the fucking Democrats did.
The real patriots, New England, baby, deflategate.
Cheat, motherfucker.
If you're not, I've been waiting for my Dallas Cowboys to cheat for 20 plus years.
I don't give a fuck if they cheated or not.
I really, truly don't care, okay?
Run the best candidate because guess what?
American people deserve better.
Play the clip from Fox News.
I thought this was great.
By the way, I watched all the news networks for this exact reason.
And I was pleasantly surprised at what Fox News did last night.
I was like, oh, okay.
Vice President Harris was clearly well prepared.
Practiced much of the night.
Former President Trump did take a lot of the bait that she threw out.
Make no mistake about Trump had a bad night.
He rose to the debate repeatedly when she baited him,
something I'm sure his advisors had begged him not to do,
and we heard so many of the old grievances
that we'd long thought that Trump had learned
were not winners politically.
And now they all were.
You know, talking about how he didn't lose the election and all that.
So my sense is that she came out of this in pretty good shape,
but for tonight, at least, this was pretty much her night.
You're saying she had a good night?
I'm saying she certainly did.
What has to be thought of by supporters of Donald Trump
and people in that campaign is a disappointment,
I got reaction from Republican friends.
The two common things were train wrecked, and he needs this to end.
She conveyed the calm.
She conveyed a preparation.
She was tenacious on Russia.
She had clarity about the future of the country.
He was a little too gloomy, I thought.
And when asked, I saw around the table, I've never heard Donald Trump not be definitive
about a set of plans.
He said, I have concepts of a plan.
Here we are, 56 days from an election.
You've been president before.
He's got to recover from this.
This was...
This was rough.
This was pretty intense at times.
She started off shaky.
She regained her footing.
You know, you watch this thing.
If you were a Democrat, you're like, oh, she did a great job.
You're Republican, you look at this and you're like,
that's Donald Trump.
He had some moments where you were like, oh my God, where are we going with this?
But he missed more opportunities.
And he took all the bait and none of the opportunities.
She pivoted better.
it better. Donald Trump missed a few opportunities. Absolutely.
Tonight, she won.
What's crazy is, for Donald Trump's talking point, the last few weeks is
Kamala Harris don't have no policies. Kamala Harris don't have no plan. He even bought it up
at the beginning of debate. She don't have no plan. Just look up on her website. She just put it
up a few hours ago. Her plans are just Biden, but she just changed a few words. But then when
you're asked about a plan, you say you don't have a plan. You have a concept of a plan?
My God. My God. Listen.
I guarantee if Republicans thought they could pull them, they pull them.
And I don't know if they still can.
I don't know if they still can't.
But that's not democracy.
Who gives a fuck?
Why do you keep bringing up this fucking D-WER?
Okay.
What is the point?
What are you talking about?
Who give a fuck?
What are you talking about?
What are you talking?
Who can't do what?
I'm not doing anything.
I am just an American citizen.
I'm giving what they're giving us.
I have nothing to do with idiot it.
But a couple weeks ago, you're saying,
oh, if Trump wins, it's the end of democracy.
It is.
That is it.
If I was Trump and I get back in that motherfucker,
I ain't going nowhere easy, okay?
I'm pardoning myself.
I'm making sure that my family is good.
Y'all ain't doing shit to me.
And you already know what he's, he's already told you
what he's going to do.
He said this week, I'm locking up all my political opponents.
Fire.
All of me.
I like that single one of them.
I fuck with that.
Man.
Listen, man, I definitely fuck with that.
I think he started off good, on message, calm.
What was the message?
I'm just asking.
Like what you pointed out, just down.
Like how she didn't have policy,
just got up on her website,
blaming her for Biden's track record.
And then I think he closed out very well.
I agree with you that he sounds,
I agree that he sounded calm,
but he didn't sound confident.
That's why I disagree.
He sounded like,
He sounded shaky.
It was almost like one of those things where you ever been arguing with somebody
and you know the person has a tendency to go off.
So you're just trying to be easy because you don't either want to cause them to blow up.
You know what I mean?
Or caused them to say something to you that's going to cause you to blow up?
He seemed like he was doing, he was being very, very safe.
But both of them.
Like she was shaky too in the beginning.
Man, she came.
After the scripted shit, she went on the offense.
That's what I'm saying.
And he couldn't recover.
That's just what it was.
He went on the offense and had him on his back feet the whole rest of the night.
Nobody's denying that.
What we're saying is that he started off strong.
She started off weak.
She did her first strategic move.
It landed bullseye and he could not recover for that.
I was texting everybody.
I text Chris.
I said, this is a first round knockout.
Because I could see by his demeanor.
Yeah.
And I could see what she was doing.
Now she started off too scripted.
I was like, all right, that's a little.
That's too scripted.
But that's second point.
pop pop I was like oh he's hurt
and I was like it's over
that's why I said going to the prevent defense
I wanted her to pull back
no yeah yeah he was like pull back I'm like why
nah you gotta put you yes
put on his neck
I think people get uncomfortable when they see
you just don't believe in her that's the thing
well if you believe in her you would say
I believe in her a lot more after the debate
I mean that's what I said so like here's my feeling
like if you go in prevent
it's because you don't believe in your defense
Yeah. Well, no, I think it's more my concern about, I think there's still something about a woman, especially a woman of color, really giving it to somebody like Trump that all of a sudden make some people uncomfortable.
Who gives a fuck?
I want their vote. At this point, the vice president has no reason to play a seat.
None. None whatsoever. I'm her. I'm doubling down and tripling down on what I just did.
That's right. It's so strength. That's right. You know, like, if you really really.
have confidence you believe you are that person.
Now, if you believe that that is all
scripted for her and concocted
and she just executed it good for the night
but she can't do that on the day to day,
then you got to shelfer. But
if she's really that motherfucker,
you got to let her rip.
I have told y'all. I was wrong. I'll eat it.
I told y'all she's that motherfucker. That
was her. The shit that I've been talking
about, the shit that I've written about in my books
about how the language of politics is dead
because of Donald J. Trump, she
is a person that can execute that
to the fullest.
Not only have I been on the receiving end
of that kind of rhetoric,
on air and off air,
that is who she is all the time.
I give her,
on the scale,
I probably give her like a,
I give her a seven or eight
of where she could actually take it.
She let him off the hook a lot last thing.
When he said the shit about,
they've done nothing with student loans.
They told you that they could relieve student loan
that they've done nothing.
That's just a lie.
Like that's just a complete and total lie.
She could just say the number.
You know how many people I know personally who have had this student loan debts wiped away,
$100,000, $200,000, $50,000.
She could have just said the number.
I was like, why did she just leave him, let him off the hook with that?
But she seemed like she pivoted to a different point,
even though that was just a quick thing.
Like, hey, that's a lie.
We gave 100, we did, I think it was like $160 billion in student loan debt relief.
But she let him off the hook with that.
Other place was in the beginning.
Well, I thought she sounded way too scripted.
There was another part she didn't answer the question either.
I can't remember where it was.
But it didn't matter because she kept her,
she kept the conversation where she wanted the conversation.
Yes, she controlled it.
I mean, it was just.
I'm surprised she didn't go in the bag of like convicted felon.
She did, she did.
Only one time.
That's all you need, though.
I'm saying she could have peppered him throughout the entire thing.
She was too busy telling the American people what she was going to do for the American people.
That's true.
You know what I'm saying?
Like she laid out a whole, her whole opportunity economic plan,
told them how much money you're going to get if you're a new homeowner.
Told them how much money you're going to get if you want to start up small business.
She laid all of that out.
That's what people want to hear.
I believe in what we can do to strengthen our small businesses, which is why I have a plan.
Let's talk about our plans and let's compare the plans.
I have a plan to give startup businesses $50,000 tax deduction to pursue their ambitions, their innovation, their ideas, their hard work.
I have a plan $6,000 for young families for the first year of your child's life to help you in that most critical stage of your child's development.
I have a plan that is about allowing people to be able to pursue what has been fleeting in terms of the American dream by offering a help with down payment of $25,000 down payment assistance for first-time homebuyers.
That's the kind of conversation, I believe, David, that people really want.
tonight as opposed to a conversation that is constantly about belittling and name-calling.
That's when people, the radio, people were called the radio station this morning, they said
that's what they felt like they didn't get from Trump.
And when Trump specifically tells people, I don't have a plan.
Yeah, that was crazy.
I have a, what did he call it, a, a concept of a plan?
That's what so many men tell women after summer's over.
When you're having your summer flings and then women want the summer,
I'm going to fling the turn into something for the fall in the winter.
What are we?
Are we in a relationship?
We're in a concept.
We're in the concept of a relationship.
You know what I mean?
That shit, that shit don't fly, bro.
That shit don't fly.
I was at a watch party, like, at a bar, and when he said that,
all the Republicans just, like, face calm.
Really?
You've got to be.
Listen, Democrats were on, for the most part.
There was a lot of motherfuckuckers still lying after the debate.
But for the most part, the Democrats that mattered were honest.
They were honest enough that they got him out of there within a week.
People got to start being honest.
They got to start being honest.
Is this the person that you want?
And by the way, the election hasn't been won yet.
No need to the motherfuckers to spike the football.
The election has not been won.
But I don't see him growing his base.
That debate last night wasn't for the bases.
The bases have made up their mind.
That was for the undecides.
That was for the independence.
I think there's a lot of undecides and independence.
That's like, we vote and blew this election.
They said that she raised $6 million or $7 million in the first hour, and 71% of the donors were women.
Why do you think that was?
Because this motherfucker is talking about aborting babies at nine months.
And after birth.
And after birth, that's not an abortion.
It's a murder.
The plan is, as you know, the vote is, they have abortion in the ninth month.
They even have, and you can look at the governor of West Virginia, the previous governor of West Virginia, not the current.
government is doing an excellent job.
But the governor before, he said the baby will be born and we will decide what to do with
the baby.
In other words, we'll execute the baby.
There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it's born.
Another, after the debate, I saw multiple people immediately go to their phone and donate it.
Wow.
Multiple people have bought this.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, look, the economy is the biggest issue.
Who is that?
The female moderator, her name is Lindsay Davis.
Struith to Lindsay.
I did it.
I think, yeah, Lindsay interviewed me on ABC movies.
Absolutely, stunning.
Yeah, Lindsay did a good job.
I thought they both did a good job.
I thought it was brilliant
that they kept letting Trump,
that they kept breaking the rules for Trump.
Because I was the person who said
they should have just kept the mics open the whole time
because you know he's going to do that.
Every time he started talking off Mike,
they turned his mic on.
Because they knew he was just going to be saying some wild shit.
Yeah.
Let him.
But the moderate.
are like an interesting
example of how people just
see these things through their own prison.
Right?
Because I was watching right-wing Twitter
and the narrative was
it's Trump versus Harris and ABC.
Yeah.
Like that's all you saw.
But then if you went to like the far left,
it was like ABC's against Trump.
They keep letting him talk over her
and they're not turning on her mic,
but turning.
So everyone's just kind of like filtering this through.
I mean, I can see it both ways, right?
Like I feel like...
actually did a fair job across the board.
They didn't jump him because they were just simply fact-checking him.
It's a fact-check.
They fact-checked him heavier than I've seen in other debates.
But they turned his mic on, and that wasn't supposed to happen.
Every time he talked off Mike, they turned his mic on.
To me, that's what people should be saying, like, oh, they want him to embarrass himself.
Like, instead of looking at it and saying, oh, he's cheating.
Are they're cheating for Trump?
They should be like, no, they actually, they're letting him embarrass himself.
What did you think about the endorsement from Taylor?
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, listen, I don't know.
I don't give a fuck.
Somebody broke it down to me this morning.
They was like, oh, you know, she has Gen Z and Gen G will probably vote.
Somebody's Lauren.
Oh, Lauren.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, it was Lauren.
I can't remember who be talking to me, Taylor.
I hear voices in my head.
People fucking talk to me.
It was Lauren.
Yes, it was Lauren Larosa.
Very calculated.
Taylor is, Taylor got a lot of LeBron James in her, bro.
They know how to make something about them.
You know what I'm saying?
Like they really know how to make something about them.
It's a skill because they both understand their power
and they know people want to hear from them.
And they know whenever they want to snatch some headlines,
they can snatch some motherfucking headlines.
And it wasn't even the fact that she snatched headlines.
I thought with this, it was just well calculated.
As soon as the debate is over,
especially if she does good, I'm going to drop this on.
I'm going to drop this on the world.
I'm going to drop this on the world.
And she used J.D. Vance's bullshit calling people a child as cat lady.
I also think she was waiting, though.
Like, I think she was, if Kamala embarrassed herself in the debate, I don't think she posts.
Of course not.
Of course not.
The whole time.
Absolutely.
But the fact that she walked them, and that's proof that she did.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
That, to me, is the definitive proof that Taylor Swift is putting her arm around the victor.
She would have never done that if it was even neutral or Kamala lost by a little.
She would never even touch her.
She was in a distance.
That's right.
She even got the photo.
She was a cat, bro.
Bro.
I think this was a shot at Travis Kelsey, too.
What?
Put a motherfucking ring on it, bro.
Okay?
I'm not having no kiss from you or nothing until you motherfucking make a commitment.
Because why would you just call yourself a childless cat lady?
You got a boo?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
But I don't know.
You don't think.
What was that?
She has a man.
like they had a breakup date locked in and there was like a PR you saw that shit oh yeah like
PR leaked saying planning out there break up no it was together at the game no but that's what I'm
saying so now they had to come out and be like no that was fake and now they're all of a sudden
they're out and about again because they weren't that much out and about the past couple of them
how do we know how do we know because we haven't seen pictures we actually do always know they make
sure we always know we don't we see them every now and then that's like
I don't know who that guy is.
So, hold on.
Y'all really think the times we see Travis and Taylor
is the only times they're together.
No, no, no.
I mean that they make an effort
to make sure that we see
when they do stuff like that.
Exactly.
Look what they're at.
They're at the U.S. Open Dance and the Vanilla Ice.
That's not what Alex is saying.
What Alex is saying is that they are using the PR
for their relationship.
Yeah.
Right?
So, like, if they're going out to dinner,
they make sure there's paparazzi there
so that everybody can see,
look at them.
They're a happy couple there in love.
The fact that we haven't seen things for a little bit, what I believe Alex is saying is indicative of the fact that the relationship isn't really going strong.
It also hasn't been football season.
That's why y'all motherfuckers need to stop acting like Taylor Swift helps the NFL when it's the other way around.
Okay?
It wasn't fucking football season.
Now that it is football season, you can't stop seeing Taylor.
When it wasn't football season, you ain't see Taylor at all.
You know what she's doing?
If Taylor ain't, if Taylor's not on tour having shows, you don't see Taylor?
You're saying Taylor Swift needs the NFL?
Yes.
You know that it takes a hundred four, how many players on an NFL roster?
50.
No, more than that.
No, way more than 51, right?
But just that are part of like the starting lineup.
Let's say it's 50.
So it takes 100 players plus a coaching, hold on, Taylor, plus a coaching staff of, let's say,
25 on each team.
So it's 150 people
to sell out one
NFL game
for the NFL.
Taylor Swift by herself
stells out those stadiums
three days in a row.
The NFL got nothing on Taylor Swift.
Cut out shows.
No, no, no, no, no.
Nothing on Taylor Shard.
The NFL got nothing.
If the, if the, if they,
it's, if they,
If the Cowboys show up to Cowboys Stadium with no opponent, who's showing up to watch?
Nobody.
Everybody.
80,000 people.
No bad.
Do you know how delusional we are?
No bad.
Do you know how delusional that?
That might be the only way you win.
Do you know how delusional that?
I'm just paying to watch our not lose.
We won't be there.
I saw a number.
I think for the Kansas City Chief, she bought in an extra $383 million.
I don't know how they factored that in.
The NFL is the biggest thing in America, bro.
Big is the motherfucking Super Bowl.
Shall we transition?
Or do you want to pay some bills?
Let's pay some bills and transition
to another situation that had fucking social media
in a goddamn frenzy.
Wait, what's going on?
Walk, walk, walk, walk.
You mad.
Don't do that.
What do you mean?
Go do it.
You sound like Asian immigrants.
Walk, walk, walk, walk.
Walk, walk, walk, walk.
Hey,
Donnell Rob said the funniest shit to me earlier, but he's just random,
but he was just a joke.
He was talking about, he was talking about Diddy.
He was like, you gotta leave the party before three coke o'clock.
He was like, when you're at these parties, as soon as it hits, three coke o'clock, you gotta go.
No, he's right, though.
Once that cocaine comes around.
What's the cocaine comes out?
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Whatever. Okay, can we go to...
I do, I want to ask you one question before we move on.
How do you handle the debate at your show
this weekend? You're writing something fire
for it? Are you just, are you
going to talk about it?
Here's my only... Because you got
two audiences shows. So here's the thing.
I don't...
Like, when we were in AC, I spoke about it.
I didn't like that.
You did stop the crowd one time when they were booing about something.
It was something they laughed at and you was like, don't do that, don't do that.
I felt like when you said something about transgender fracking, Trump doesn't want
transgenres to frack or something?
I have no clue, but that's awesome.
Fracking is the trans.
It sounds crazy, right?
Get that shit out for ocean or something.
Stop being such a gas train.
But
But what I don't like about
One of the cool things about
I think the audience we've curated
is that everybody comes there
And everybody submits to what's going on
And we say fucked up jokes about everybody
And that's what it is
And I felt like talking about
The election
When I was talking
I think it was like Kamala
Had just been announced
It made like a polarization a little bit
I felt like oh these people were pro
Kamala these people were pro Trump
and then like it created a little bit of division in the audience.
You didn't even say nothing.
All you said was Carmelah and.
Yeah, but I heard people booing.
I had some jokes about like, I did the Michelle Obama thing.
hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
hilarious.
But so I guess what I'm saying is like, for me, if I am going to joke about it,
it has to be politically neutral.
Right?
And I think by like, Kamala is the candidate.
It makes you go, oh, do I, am I pro?
am I against.
Jokes just about Kamala
or jokes just about Trump
are fit in it.
But when you're like discussing
who's going to win,
I think it polarizes.
So I don't like that energy.
But even if you're just talking about the debate,
who won the debate?
Oh, yeah.
Like if I'm talking about the debate,
I got to figure out
like what my angle would be
on the debate.
I just got to think about it.
Honestly,
I haven't been thinking about it
that much.
Yeah.
Like I went up last night
and I talked a little bit about it.
I did,
I did, yeah,
just a little bit
just about how frazzled Trump got because of the telling people that, what was it, the,
when she said, people are walking out of your route.
Yeah.
Let's talk a little bit about it.
But I will say one thing, and I want people to remember this because I keep saying it over
and over, the guy did get shot at.
He literally said last night, he took a bullet to the head.
Yeah.
You didn't.
Right?
Here is part of that.
But my point is the trauma feels that way.
Yeah.
Whatever he's experienced.
feels that way.
And I think that we're not talking enough
about the fact that he got shot at,
it grazed him, right?
An attempt on your life,
then I don't give a fuck if you got hit or not.
An attempt on your life and attempt on your life.
I'm belittal it.
Like, if you got shot in your ear,
you'd be like head shot alive.
No.
I survived the head shot.
No.
They can't.
The trauma is the trauma though.
I'm not sitting, I'm not sitting here
act like you're not trauma.
You're still traumatized by it.
Somebody tried to kill you.
Yeah.
Whether you got a hit or not,
there's somebody out there who wanted you dead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That shit is going to bother you because in your mind, you're like,
who else wants to kill me?
Yeah.
That trauma lives with you forever.
So my point is,
he still is trying to go out there and run a campaign
and win a campaign after getting shot at.
You're not, you're not going, he's been done.
Yeah.
He's been not the guy that we were laughing at.
He had, what's the last thing Trump has said that's hit?
That slack, bro.
You was like, oh shit.
The dog shit last night.
and he wasn't trying to be funny.
That shit went crazy.
I was watching at the comedy cellar upstairs.
The whole place erupted.
I'm saying.
Because he was frazzled.
People were walking out of shows.
And he's like,
there are dogs in Ohio.
In Springfield,
they're eating the dogs,
the people that came in.
They're eating the cats.
They're eating,
they're eating the pets of the people that live there.
And this is what's happening in our country.
That wasn't the funniest part.
The funniest part was the follow-up when the guy said,
this isn't happening.
There's no reports to this.
He goes, the guys on TV.
The guys on TV that are eating the pets.
ABC News did reach out to the city manager there.
He told us there had been no credible reports of specific claims of pets being harmed,
injured, or abused by individuals within the immigrant community.
Well, I've seen people on television.
Let me just say here, this is the people on television.
and said my dog was taken and used for food.
So maybe he said that and maybe that's a good thing to say for a city manager.
I'm not taking this from television.
I'm taking it from the city manager.
The dog was eaten by the people that went there.
Again, the Springfield City Manager says there's no evidence of that.
Whoa.
Whoa.
All right.
What's up with Shannon, man?
No, no.
We're going to talk about a...
Oh.
We got to go out.
Fuck him up.
The biggest controversy, Kendrick Lamar.
if you haven't heard.
I don't know where to fuck you've been.
Go ahead, Taylor.
Taylor wants to announce it so bad like nobody knows.
He is performing at 2025 New Orleans Super Bowl
and I'm hype as hell.
Why are you mad?
I'm not mad.
Why you care so much about?
Because y'all gave me so much
black before.
Nobody gives you slack.
Whatever.
I'm just excited.
Go ahead.
But why do you care so much about white people's Super Bowl?
I don't.
Why do you know what I care about?
I care of Lamarck calling
Drake a ball.
pedophile in front of national teeth.
What are you talking about?
You don't think he's going to do that.
You only he's going to perform not like us?
No.
Why?
Either he's not performing not like us or you're going to hear the brass brand from New Orleans
play the beginning and he's going to do the hook.
Let me tell y'all something, man.
I guarantee you as soon as Kendrick Lamar was announced, the NFL, rock nation,
fucking Apple music, whoever the fuck, all of these people immediately got legal letters,
putting them on notice that if my client is called a pedophile,
at the Super Bowl, the most viewed event in America.
You don't think something slick, though?
No, I don't.
That's pussy.
If you don't say it, that's pussy, if you don't say.
I don't think it's pussy at all.
I think it's smart.
He might not be able to, though, just because it's national totally.
It's double entendre.
You can't prove the beauty of the line is you can't prove what he's talking about.
Certified, lover boy, certified pedophile.
Yeah, that's double on time.
No, no.
I'm talking about the A minor line.
He's not going to get to that.
You got to get to the certified,
Love Boy, Certified Pedophile,
to get to the A minor.
When is the A minor line?
Now, by the way, he might do it and not say it.
He might just rap.
He could go certified lover boy,
certified.
Exactly.
Because he did that when he performed at the Super Bowl.
When he performed at the Super Bowl with Dre,
he didn't say Popo.
When he said, and they hate,
he didn't say Popo.
So, but I don't,
listen, February is a long time from now.
I think Kendrick Lamar has an album coming up.
He does.
And the thing I hate about this situation
is I cannot stand these people.
who are saying things like Kendrick Lamar only has this opportunity because of Drake.
Right.
Let's be clear about something.
To the victor goes to spoils.
If Drake would have won this rap battle.
Oh, yeah, we would not be offering it to Kendrick.
There's no doubt in my mind it would be Drake and Wayne in New Orleans in February.
Drake would be the headliner.
Drake would have to be the headline.
Because I just don't think, you know, I just think Drake would have to be the headliner.
But Drake, Little Wayne, New Orleans, if.
Drake wins.
He didn't win.
To the victor goals the spoils.
That's facts.
Kendra Kumar had a fantastic year.
Apple Music is doing the halftime show.
He's got like the highest streaming song of the year, not to mention a storied 15-year career.
Pullet's surprise winner, 17 Grammys, the rapper with the highest grossing solo tour ever.
Kendrakemaar would absolutely get this moment at some point in time, but this year solidified it.
He was on Super Bowl two years ago.
God, fuck him up.
Didn't I just say that?
I'm gonna do my stuff.
And he was there because of Dr. Drake.
Yeah, no.
And but...
Okay, okay.
But let's talk about weight.
So, so there's a couple discussions here.
Uh-huh.
One, was Jay-Z blocking Wayne because of a prior beef?
No.
Jay-Z loved Little Wayne.
Well, let's dispel this myth because...
He reveres Little Wayne.
Our good friends over at the, um...
It is what it is show.
We're saying that this is Jay-Z Hayden.
I don't see why people are going with the Jay-Z hating on Wayne narrative.
When Jay-Z is a man who is documented, Little Wayne said this himself.
Little Wayne owed a tax debt of $14 million.
And Jay-Z helped get him out of his tax debt.
Little Wayne literally said on stage,
Jay-Z does not want me to say this.
He doesn't want anybody to know this.
That man helped me with my taxes.
It was $14 million in debt.
He helped Little Wayne keep his house.
That's not eight.
Jay Z wanted to sign Little Wayne at one time.
When Wayne was going through all his problems
where he couldn't be able to release music,
who let him put out an album on title?
Jay Z.
Jay Z wanted to sign Little Wayne.
He said it on Breakfast Club.
We can insert the clip.
Cash Money sent him a letter of torturous interference.
I didn't even know he had that type of shit in the music.
He don't want me to talk about.
He don't want me to tell nobody.
Jay don't want me to tell nobody.
That man helped me with my tax.
These are real friends, y'all.
Shout out to my nigg.
The truth is, shout out to my niggins,
shout out to my brother, Chance.
The truth is, it's the first time I ever said,
told this truth.
You know, after I had a meeting with Wayne,
you know, I had a relationship with baby,
so you could go to New Orleans,
I would hang out with him,
he had me in the purple little, whatever that car.
Was you remember the purple little car?
Proula, Proula, going down the street,
you know, no top.
People wanted to trying to jump in the car.
You know, I called them out of respect,
like, yo, I was talking to Wayne.
I just letting you know.
So after that, I think we,
received a letter at our office for like torturous interference.
And I was like, whoa.
And it was like, whoa. And it just all went from there.
But, you know, I think I would rather lose that situation and do the right thing than the opposite.
You know, because I think I could have signed them and then told them after.
But, you know, I did the right thing.
So why all of a sudden would Jay Z be hating on Little Wayne now?
My people out there, please listen to me.
This is simply a business decision.
If I was Jay-Z and I was Rock Nation and I was in the NFL and I had to make a business decision in 2024, right?
And for, let's just say for whatever reason, there was pushback about Wayne, whether it was from the NFL or producers or people who worked with him before.
Or they feel like, oh, this might be too difficult of a situation to pull out, like whatever it was.
It could be if it's going to be Little Wayne and friends.
Damn, show can't have Drake out here this year.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, now he ain't the time for a Drake Super Bowl.
Kendrick only makes sense.
From a business perspective, who's going to garner you to most eyeballs?
Who's going to get you the most?
Think about Apple Music.
Who's going to get you the most screams?
Right?
Who's gotten you to most screams this year?
If he's got an album coming out, this is just simply business, baby.
And we're acting like this, well, this is the terrible business decision or something.
It's Kendrick Lamar.
Okay, question.
Does Kendrick put the final dagger in Drake's heart by bringing
little Wayne out.
It would be, it would be, it would be, it would be, it would be, it would be,
vampire.
Like, that is the state.
Dude, don't, I, I, I, when people kept saying that, whenever somebody would say to me,
he's bringing Wayne out, I'm like, are y'all stupid?
Are you dumb?
Yeah.
Do we not understand that that's Wayne's artist?
I, I guess they're friends.
Drake has Wayne tattooed on his body.
But didn't, didn't Drake smash one of Wayne's girls when Wayne was locked up?
That was so long ago.
So, so.
Drake owes him one.
Drake, oh, you mean,
you were not loyal to me one time,
so I could be not loyal to you one.
Wayne O's one you mean.
Wayne O's Drake.
Whatever, it doesn't matter.
Nah, bro.
That would be it.
I'm talking about Drake would have to literally just go all over Jewish.
What was that music we were talking about?
What was the shit we said he could do the Jewish gospel?
What was it?
We said folk music?
Folk music.
He would have, what is it called?
We was talking about it.
He would literally have to just say fuck rap after it.
It's over.
I'm not even joking.
They have a song together though.
That's not a song you would even do it to Super Bowl, by the way.
But I don't think Wayne would do that to Drake, yo.
I think Wayne has more integrity than that,
and I think Wayne is more loyal to his people than that.
And I don't think Wayne would want to come out on Kendrick Lamar's set in New Orleans.
Why not?
I'm the headline.
If I'm not headlining, I'm not letting you bring me out.
Yeah, but I'll be honest.
I don't know if
as revered as
Wayne is.
I don't know if he's
the global superstar
that Kendrick
absolutely he is.
I don't know if his tour...
He sold twice as many records
as Kendrick as.
Yeah, but I don't know if his tour
is selling like Kendrick is.
I don't know about now, but Little Wayne
has sold 140 million records worldwide.
I think we forget how big
Little Wayne
is.
No, no, no. I knew that if this, I was going to be
interpret in that way. I'm not
disrespecting or
disregarding his success and his
sale. I mean, I've been, I bought
his rock album. I'm a huge, Wayne fan.
Like, I'm huge, massive.
But what I'm saying is where Kendrick
is right now in terms of
the cultural icon, doing these
fucking crazy shows, having the biggest song,
I don't think it would make sense for
for Kendrick to open up for Wayne.
And I think what we're doing is adding a little too much
value on the fact that the Super Bowl is
in New Orleans. The reality is, the
Super Bowl might be in New Orleans, but the Super Bowl is a international event.
It don't matter where it is.
That football field is green and the seats are around it and everything else going on outside of it,
nobody cares.
It's washed around the world.
L.A. spoiled people.
Like the last two spoiled people.
Yes.
Well, no, L.A. and Usher, and I'll tell you why.
L.A., the Rams was playing in the Super Bowl, Dr. Dre, Snoop.
And then it was Kendrick.
Nobody else from L.A. was on that stage.
It was 50 cent.
It was Eminem.
It was Mary J. Blige.
They just put together the biggest show.
But ever since then, people have been doing that.
Because when the Vegas show came, we all said, yo, Usher.
And why?
Because he had the residency in Vegas.
He's not from there, though.
But then other than that, they don't do that.
I don't even think the Usher thing made that much sense.
I mean, it was great.
Me Usher is Atlanta.
I think the most people.
I'm with you.
But he even said, I bought Atlanta to the Super Bowl.
Yes, exactly.
That's what you do.
So L.A. did it once.
And then I think after that, that's a great point.
Everybody's got an expectation.
And that's not the case.
The Super Bowl was not in Barbados for Rihanna before.
Okay.
It just was not.
So to your point, and the same point I made earlier,
Kendrick Lamar just made the best business sense for right now.
Right.
The only thing I've heard, man, the only thing I've heard in the wind
and everybody says this is that Wayne is potentially difficult to work with.
You know what I'm saying?
I can see that.
And like, you know, there's been times where he's been supposed to show up the shows
and he's been late or, you know, he's stormed off stage.
or he doesn't do rehearsals, you know.
I think, I don't know if that's the case.
I don't know.
I've never worked with Little Wayne.
Like, you know.
You need to submit to the event.
That being said, I think if you're Lil Wayne, like,
and you're such a sports fan.
The heartbreaking thing is not only New Orleans,
is that he is a diehard sports fan.
Dihard sports fan.
He loves sports.
Dyehard sports fan.
And I mean, listen, I've heard, like,
I've heard producers.
Like, you know, I've heard things like the people who produce
the halftime show, you know,
they just want.
things to be as easy as possible.
You know, we don't know if they've had
relationships with these guys
and work with these guys before and didn't have the best
experiences. Everybody looks at Jay-Z and
Rock Nation, but there's a whole lot of different
moving parts and pieces. You got Pepsi,
like you just said. You got Apple.
You got Jesse Collins
Entertainment is who produces the show,
I believe. You have all of these different
entities that
have a say and who does
the halftime show.
First of all, I want to say, forgive me.
for uh, to give me for the delay, but I had to get strength.
I had to get strength enough to do this without breaking.
I'm gonna say thank you to every voice, every opinion, all the care, all the love and
the support out there is your words turn into arms and it held me up when I try to fall
back.
That hurt, hurt a lot.
You know what you're talking about, I hurt a whole lot.
I blame myself for not being mentally prepared for a letdown,
for just automatically mentally putting myself in that position,
like somebody told me that was my position.
So I blame myself for that, but I thought that was nothing, you know,
I thought that was nothing better than that spot in that stage and that platform in my city.
So I heard a whole lot.
It made me feel like shit.
not getting this opportunity.
And when I felt like shit,
you guys reminded me that I ain't shit without you.
That's an amazing reality.
So, like I said, it broke me.
I'm just trying to put me back together.
But my God, ever, you all help me.
Thanks to all my peers, my friends, my family,
and my homies on a sports television,
everybody wrapping me.
appreciate that. I really do. I feel like I let all of y'all down by not getting that opportunity.
But I'm working on me and I'm working.
By the way, I wasn't even thinking about Kendra. So it's one of those things when you hear it,
you're like, oh, that makes all the motherfuckers sense in the world. Do they normally
announce it this early? No, that's the other thing. They don't. So here's something that I think
is really interesting about it. This is the first artist in a long time.
how do I phrase this where it's not like insulting
but this is the first artist in a long time
it feels I could be wrong
that is like
culturally relevant now
with music out now
the Super Bowl has always felt to me
where it's like you're basically
getting somebody's track catalog
that's true you know it's like you know and I'm not saying
Bruno Mars is irrelevant but like Bruno is basically like oh here's 10 years of hits
everybody it's here when they had
when they had Dr.
Dre and Snoop and this is decades
of classics. Yeah, yeah.
Right now you are putting an artist on stage
that just had their biggest hit ever
and they're in the peak of their career.
To me, I'm like,
outside of all the drama around, I'm like,
this is pretty fucking cool.
Usually we have like nostalgia acts.
The do great, Usher was phenomenal.
It's one of the best performers ever said,
but that is a nostalgia act.
You're right.
MJ was white by then.
Yeah, that was 90.
Well, year was there.
Yeah.
Right, he was 494.
Yeah.
What about when Beyonce did it and they were mad at him?
80s.
Well, Beyonce, I think, is just...
Beyonce might be the closest.
And Beyonce has always been relevant, but she has 20 years of hits.
No, when she did with Bruno Mars, that song...
No, no, no, no.
Beyonce was...
To show to the point, Beyonce did it when she came out with formation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's when she was like...
So I think she's the closest, but even then it's decades of hits and she's been a superstar for decades.
I think it's pretty cool that we're getting the...
most relevant rapper alive in his moment at the Super Bowl.
I agree.
Maybe one other person I can think of.
Who?
Katie Perry.
Oh, California girl.
Katie was red hot when she did the Super Bowl.
Okay, fair enough.
She bought out Missy.
She might have been the only one.
I'm not mad at it, man.
And for all of y'all people arguing, think about what we're arguing.
Did you ever think in America we would be sitting around arguing whether Little
Wayne or Kendrick should be doing the goddamn Super Bowl?
Thank you, Jay-Z.
Thank you, Rock Nation.
Thank you, white people.
Okay.
For changing and becoming more progressive
and giving black people opportunities.
Why don't we get any credit?
We get called racist all the time.
It's fun.
And now we're on.
It is so fun.
Shout out the whites.
Shout out the whites.
Shout out the J.V. Rock Nation.
All the whites they're working with
at the NFL to make these black dreams come true.
By the way, you can't even deny
they've been the most fire Super Bowls either.
Let's not act fucked up.
All the most fire Super Bowl has been black, bro.
Hold on.
Let me think about it.
Come on.
Michael Jackson, Prince, Dr.
Dre Snoop Dog, Usher.
Come on.
Usher was phenomenal.
You know what's name?
What about Rihanna.
Rihanna was cool.
I like Rihanna.
I thought Rihanna was mid.
It was fine.
What the hell?
Yeah, it's like, what kind of expectation?
Yeah, I didn't really have no expectation.
Yeah.
I didn't have no expectation.
I think it's going to be a good show.
I'm going to be honest with you, man.
I don't want to see Little Wayne come out.
I do.
I don't hate beige people that much, yo.
I don't hate Drake that much.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't hate him that much.
I do not for the Drake thing.
I just want to see the internet implode.
See, I'm here for the chaos.
I'm always here for the chaos.
I want the games, bro.
I just want to see the memes.
I will.
I've told you.
You know, I've told you all.
I've told y'all this before, don't beef with West Coast rappers.
Just leave them alone, y'all.
They hit below the belt.
They go too far.
Like, name me a rapper that this is better than rappers from the West Coast.
Hit him up and went too far, bro.
Get him up went crazy.
He starts up.
That's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker.
That's crazy.
My four-four make sure your kids don't grow.
That's crazy.
Jesus Christ!
You know what I'm saying?
That guy's crazy.
Why were we listening?
You know what I mean?
No Vaseline.
No Vaseline, bro.
No Vaseline had so many gay slurs and anti-Semitic references.
Now you got fucking Kendrick calling people pedophiles and all types of things.
Don't be with West Coast Rapids.
Because you know what else happens?
They dish you.
They go too far and then become international worldwide superstars.
That's true.
What the fuck?
What a dumb man.
You're going to diss me?
and didn't go make Friday?
You're going to fucking,
you're going to fucking call me gay.
It didn't go make Friday.
Fucking Dr. Dre when he did
motherfucking, um,
Drey Day?
Yeah.
Put my fucking dick with your gap.
He fat?
What did Snoop do?
Do you do to shut you?
Snoop was on Drady.
What you mean?
You know who I was surprising.
They,
is not performing.
Taylor Smith.
Oh, here we're going.
Listen, black people.
She's had the biggest year of any of this.
All you black.
It's all you black people.
That's a good point.
All you black people upset
saying things like, oh, you know,
it should be Little Wayne and then...
It really should be Taylor, but you're lucky that
DEI got you give you a couple opportunities.
There you go. Let's go. R.O.C.
D.E.I. I don't give a fuck.
Let's go. Rock Nation.
Rock Nation out here blocking better
than Travis Kelsey does on the
motherfucking football field, baby.
They're going to keep it black to black to black.
I mean, that is a good point.
It should be Taylor.
Like, it really shouldn't be Kendra.
It's not the biggest year of any artist, probably.
It's not even close.
And I hope Drake isn't, by the way, I hope Drake isn't doing corny shit, like, leaking that,
well, you know, I got offered to Super Bowl a bunch of times that I turned it down.
Somebody said that.
Nobody believed that.
I hope Drake isn't going around saying that.
Because why wouldn't you do the Super Bowl?
Of course he would.
Of course you would.
If you took the time to write.
write a rap that says big as the Super Bowl,
then you understand the magnitude of the Super Bowl,
and you would absolutely do the Super Bowl.
I can see him getting offered it,
but him looking at it as like,
oh, that's the performance that people who are done kind of do.
I don't believe that.
Like a Vegas record.
Well, let me say this with what you just said.
Let's just say hypothetically he did get offered it.
That right there dispels all of the internet rumors about Jay-Z
hating on Drake then, stupid motherfuckers.
because everybody was saying
Jay Z hates Drake
so if he offered this Super Bowl
four years in a row
and he turned it down
is that hate?
So clearly Jay Z's not hating
on nobody
he's helped Wayne
he has he's offered
Drake to Super Bowl
which I don't even believe
I don't believe that happened
but if he's just say
hypothetically it did
that's a great point
where's the hate
he either offered you
to Super Bowl
oh he's hating
or he's hating
but it can't be both
it can't be both
and I saw him
like the post
that Cam's saying
right
he liked the post
about Cam saying
I guess Jay was Hayden.
He didn't say Jay.
He just said one person is hating.
He never said who it was.
Shadapain Poppy.
Oh, he got to stop.
So if you liked the, so if you, it was, I saw him like the post.
So if you liked the post, I forgot what site it was he was on,
but if you like the post and then you turn around and say,
you've been invited to do the Super Bowl and you turned it down,
like, eh, unless he was invited before Jaden became, you know,
the curators of the halftime show, but I don't know, I don't believe that.
Yeah, I don't know if they're, I mean, maybe he was probably big enough back then to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, maybe.
But there was no rap.
Let's be clear.
There was no rap at the Super Bowl halftime shows before Jay-Z.
You had very, very, very safe rap artists who hit that stage as part of ensembles.
The only one I can remember is Nell.
That's literally the only one I can remember.
There was no hardcore gangster rap.
You'd never see no Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog before motherfucking Jop-Dak.
Jay Z.
Matter of fact, this is the only
the second real hip-hop artist
to headline the show.
It was Dre and Snoop
and now was Kendrick.
We've never had a real
hip-hop artist
headlining the motherfucking show.
So...
I say Queen Latifah
headlined in 1998.
I don't remember that.
I don't remember that either.
I don't believe that happened.
That never happened, Chris.
Queen Latifah never had outlined
no Super Bowl after, I'm sure.
When the fuck did that happen, Chris?
That did not happen.
That did not happen.
That absolutely did not happen.
how we know rap fell off.
Why?
Because it's headline in the Super Bowl.
And the Super Bowl always has acts that kind of like are no longer in the zeitgeist
are no longer popular.
No.
I think this shows that, I think this shows just like Vegas, having great artists go there
to just continue their legacy.
Like hip-hop is a very unique coach.
By the way, it's not even hip-hop.
We keep saying hip-hop.
There's been one hip-hop show, guys.
Usher's not hip-hop.
Rihanna's not hip-hop.
The weekend's not hip-hip.
It's been one hip-hop show.
Chris, please tell me who headlines
in Super Bowl in 1998. It wasn't Queenland TV.
She didn't have lines. She was part of a group of artists.
Yeah. Yeah. I remember.
Who was it? Who else was it?
It doesn't say.
Oh. Let's do some asking idiots, mate.
What?
Yo, I cannot believe that Trump did not say this.
Oh, my God. People are walking out of his rallies.
Right?
Mm-hmm. I need you locked in for this.
I'm listening.
She goes, people are walking out of his rallies.
All he needs to say is, yeah, because you made people shoot me.
He did.
He did say that.
No.
He didn't say it like that, but he did say it's rhetoric like the kind she spews that got me shot at.
He didn't connect that.
She's saying that people are leaving the rallies because it's boring.
That's what he's saying.
Oh, they're dangerous now.
But if he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Because you may be as, because you guys made people shoot me.
People shooting at a rally will make people walk.
walk away. But that bar immediately
Trump's anything that he says
or anything that she says
and discredits anything that she says and now you're
moving right along. He's got to laugh. The internet goes
crazy. If I was Trump about to turn the combo
in and said, I pardoned Little Wayne
and you're the reason Little Wayne's
not performing at the Super Bowl. Wow.
And leave it at that.
And let the internet
go fucking crazy.
Crazy.
Like if you want to shoot,
shoot. Damn, I shouldn't have said
That's not the one to say after what you did you say.
Okay, wait.
Yeah, let's do some asking idiots, May.
You don't see what's going on with Shannon.
Oh, let's see what's going on with Shannon.
Rest and peace to Rich Homie Kwan too, yo.
And James Earl.
Hello?
Huh?
Guys.
Guys, podcast.
James Earl Jones.
Rest in peace to James Earl Jones.
Rest in peace to Frankie Beverly.
Rest in peace to Rich Homie Kwan.
Man, but when they say death comes in three,
It really, really does.
For real, for real.
Is James George
the most famous voice ever?
Besides Morgan Freeman?
I think he got Morgan, yo.
I think he got Morgan, bro.
Like, Morgan Freeman is known as the voice of God.
I don't know anybody who don't know the voice of Darth Vader
and Mufusufus from the Lion King.
No, I am the father.
That transcends.
Every race.
Facts.
Penis, dick, like, identity.
Nobody was even.
thinking about that. Nobody was even
thinking about that. And you just
I just try to find more colorful ways to say
gay. You know what I'm saying? You made it
an hour and 15 this stuff.
I mean, it was pretty good.
He did pretty good, y'all. He really did pretty good.
All right, so, can we
Why would I like to bring up gay shit
and nobody said it? Bill Maher every week talks
about Donald Trump jerking off two guys.
Literally every week.
And he plays a little clip
with Donald Trump's it.
All right, let's see what Big Shannon did.
What club Shaysay doing, mate?
He's really feeding it up or what?
Oh shit.
Where's he at though?
Taylor.
Why?
Why's he not making him noise either?
Oh, you like a loud guy?
I mean, he needs to motivate, yeah.
What kind of sounds like if I hear him, hold on, hold on,
going back, this is the only way I, the only way I believe is about the
you like, you like that you like to do.
You like to do.
You like to do.
That's the only reason I'm believing this is real if I got to hear that.
Let me hear it.
Go back.
Go back.
This is extended version.
Shit.
I think he said, sorry.
Somebody said, hey, somebody said he gave him to that house.
He might be eating.
Oh, you think he's eating?
Yeah, if you eating, that's why he ain't talking.
Oh, that's crazy.
Let me hear.
Sad.
I mean, what are my feet?
That's it.
That's sad.
I'm not allowed.
I don't even bring the phone in the bedroom at all.
Because I just be afraid.
That's one of my biggest fears, bro.
Yeah, like the phone just turns on or something and just goes live for no reason.
What are they here?
Me sounding like that.
Me, sounding just like that.
Me moaning my motherfucking ass off.
Who wants the donkey of the day?
Who wants the donkey of the day?
Oh, frack me.
Frack me.
Frack me.
Damn, shit, I don't know what the fuck going on, but let's...
He said I was hacked.
Man, get out of here.
And then wait, one more.
I can tell the headluck.
The headline says
Shannon Sharp trying to prove a point
What point?
Shout out to Shannon Sharp, man.
Why, people say his dick was small or something?
No, they're saying he's gay.
Oh, really?
Who the fuck said that?
Yeah.
I think he hopped out that car that one time.
Salute the 50 cent.
Another witch like myself.
Oh, my.
50 is a cancer.
And, you know,
things just,
tend to go his way, man.
Man.
Because there is no way Dame Dash was talking to 50 about whatever he was talking about.
I guess he was telling him, challenging him with networks or whatever.
And then Dame Dash T fell up.
Listen to him, if I didn't think he was worthy of an opponent, a lot of niggas talk shit.
I don't even know how he was 50.
Oh, yeah, let's go.
I want to see.
I want to know how real it is.
I want to see your television network.
I want to see you direct the movie.
I want to see your clothing line.
I want to see if you're the real deal.
Just see me or see if I'm in real deal.
Man, come on.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, come on, bro.
Come on.
There's no reason to have dentures in 2024, yo.
Wait, wait, that wasn't dentures.
He had a grill attached to his remaining teeth, I think.
Yeah.
That was an dentures.
Oh, that was his teeth.
No, that was a grill.
That was not no grill.
So he's his missing teeth, so he's just wearing his grill until he was.
No, he did another video where he actually showed.
He took him out.
I know, no, but it's a grill.
It's a grill.
What you mean like gold grills?
Yeah.
No, it was?
Yeah.
But he has no teeth there.
So he's wearing the grill just so you don't see the fact that there's all these teeth missing.
Yeah.
But you can't, a grill got to be over teeth.
Well, connect that.
To the side, whatever's left up there.
Sounds like a bridge.
So he got gold.
That was gold that flew out of his mouth?
Yeah.
No, it wasn't.
Like white gold.
Yeah.
White gold with diamonds on it.
Really?
Yeah.
God bless him, man.
God bless him, that's.
It's sad to see him go out like this.
How is he going out?
But I mean, like, it's just not the dame we used to know.
It's sad that people keep beefing with 50.
Leave 50 alone, bro.
There's certain people that God just have a different favor over.
50 might be from California, man.
He might be from Cali, bro.
No, we got to claim that.
No, no, we're claiming him, but there's, I mean,
if Charlemagne's theory is true,
which you just do not be for California.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He might have some cow.
I thought you tried to set up a dick joke.
I'm sitting.
No.
No, no, no, no.
Not at all.
I'm just saying, yeah, he's just undefeated.
He definitely is.
Shout out to fifth, man.
Great guy.
Do blue chew.
All right, guys, let's take a break for a second because, um, listen, it's hard dick season.
You know what season it is?
One of the four.
All of them are hard dick season.
and the way that you're going to make sure that you satisfy your girl,
the way that make sure that they're just moaning,
like that chick with Shannon,
is if you blue chew it up.
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same act of ingredients inside Viagra Seahouse,
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This is the one you keep them happy with.
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All you got to do is pay $5 for shipping.
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Pay that $5 for shipping.
the best dick you've ever delivered in your life
is going to be delivered to your doorstep.
You are welcome.
And let's get back to the show.
Let's do some asking idiots.
Duval is so stupid.
What's he doing?
He just twitched the most obvious shit that's funny.
He's like, man, why uncle?
He put, man, why shan the shop on IG Live?
Fuck it.
I saw it.
Throwing up the bad signal.
Let's do some asking idiots.
Ooh, this is a good one.
Who said this, Taylor?
Scroll up a little bit.
Mani Yee says, would y'all want to see a Marjorie Green, Taylor, and Jasmine Crockett debate?
No.
No, man, everything can't.
The only reason you would want to see this is for entertainment purposes.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Why the fucking want to be entertained?
No.
Last night, even though we were entertained, it wasn't for entertainment purposes.
It's two people actually running for president.
There would be no reason for Marjorie Green Taylor and Jasmine Crockett, a Marjorie Taylor Green and Jasmine Crockett to be debating.
other than for our fucking amusement.
I don't even know who these people are.
Congress women.
So the one that has a wide back
and then the other one who called her out
for having a wide back.
I don't care.
She'd be fracking.
Marjorie Taylor Green
be fracking.
Okay, what else?
Kristen Clay,
Christian Richie, when did Charlotte first realize
he had a list?
God damn.
When somebody told me?
How old were you?
I don't fucking remember, man.
List for popping, yo.
First of all,
you know what I...
I'm gonna tell you know, you know why?
You know why I always knew I had a list?
Amazing.
Because...
He's truly amazing.
Because Mike Tyson had one.
And so people would tell me,
you sound like Mike Tyson.
And I thought I'd have to compliment.
Yeah.
It's fucking Iron Mike.
Yeah.
I mean, they didn't say you fight like him.
Another cancer.
Another motherfucking cancer.
Richie, trying to be funny.
Fuck you.
Who else we got, Taylor?
Taylor?
You just delete them all?
Taylor?
No, I found a better one.
So you're writing them on your stuff?
But she found a better one.
You're making this up on your own?
Go.
Oh, this is a good one.
I was actually a really good one.
I like that one.
What does it say?
St. BNK12 says,
is biting and eating your nails
a form of cannibalism?
You're a nail biter, shows.
I guess if you swallow, fast forward,
it would be.
But no.
Because it's yourself.
It's yourself.
What is cannibalism when you really think about?
Like, if girls swallow are they cannibals?
I was thinking about that the other day.
You know, I got a theory that all humans are not created equal.
I think that we call ourselves.
I think we had that theory a long time before you didn't.
Shut up.
We call ourselves.
But just like black people, a little late.
That was good.
That was back to back.
I can't.
Guys, listen,
jokes are,
that was a good
back-to-back fucking joke.
Okay,
I walked right into that way.
Listen,
we're all homo sapiens,
right?
But when you think about,
and people like to blame things on culture,
I don't think everything is culture.
I think some people are just wired different.
Like,
if I look at you and you make me hungry,
you are different kind of species.
What?
I don't know.
I really,
believe that.
Where he, they say all humans
equal, they think we all do the same thing, they blame
things on culture, right? They'll blame cannibalism
on culture.
Or they'll even, they'll blame things on culture.
I don't think that's culture.
I think that you're just
something is innately
different inside of you.
If you look at somebody and you're like, that
motherfucker looks tasty.
So you don't think that like,
like for example, you think people have a
primal desire to eat dogs. It's not
culture.
I'm just saying.
Is that what you're saying?
Well, listen, it's different with animals, right?
No, no.
I'll tell you why it's different with animals.
Why?
Because at some point in time, early species
of whatever we were, right, humans,
whatever you want to call them, they had to try
everything to see what the fuck was good
and what wasn't.
We don't give our forefathers or whatever you want to call
them, our four ancestors enough credit.
They tried every fucking.
thing. Maybe even each other. I don't know. I'm just saying to me when I think about cannibalism,
you're wired a little bit different if you look at somebody and you, like look at that
motherfucker in the corner and you see a goddamn lamb chop. You know what I'm saying?
I don't know if I see a lot.
What's your what you see?
Mealore.
Why?
Meat.
Meel.
Meel.
Me too.
At least I got me on my boons.
I get jealous of.
I just think about that.
You look around the room, like, look at that little kosher dish over there.
Yeah, that's a pickle.
You're sure.
That's a bill pickle.
Wait, tell my, though.
You said people want to eat me all the time.
What do you mean?
They want to eat you all the time.
Don't be spitting on you.
They'll be spitting on you.
They'll be mad.
Do you really think they go down on you?
Do I think?
I see it for myself.
But what if they go down there
and they just go like this?
They don't.
You take their hand,
dipping in some water.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wipe it up and down.
They don't know.
They don't.
Say again?
I don't fake.
So if it's not good, it's not good.
Wow.
You don't fake a little bit?
So you think cannibalism is just culture?
No, I don't know.
But I like your theory that like the ancestors tried everything.
Do you think the same applied with sex?
Do you think that they had sex with all the animals so that we would know which ones were good?
Yeah.
I mean, somebody had to figure out that sheep's got pussy like women.
Thank you.
Scottish.
Your people.
The boys.
Yo, the boys was out there dicking down sheep because y'all were too scared.
Y'all saw the ass float.
You saw that ass bounce and you're like, I wonder what that's like.
But we found out what that's like.
We're the explorers.
Man, get high.
This is what I want you all to do.
Get high.
We are the explorers.
Get high and watch a movie called Sasquash Sunset.
Okay.
That's a tough movie for you to pronounce my boy.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
By the way, there's no words.
It's zero words.
You got to cancel your tubbies.
This ain't Toobie.
This shit was on Amazon Prime.
This shit probably going to win a bunch of fucking Oscars.
I bet you.
It's one of those artsy movies that it's about a family of Sasquash.
It's no words.
And it's just these saskwashed living in the wilderness.
The sex scenes are so crazy.
Like this mother, one of the motherfuckers, I think he ate some shrooms or some weed and he passed out.
But when he woke up, he woke up like this.
And the woman's saskwashed was bent over picking some shit.
And all you see is these two saskwashed cheeks in the air and you just see his dick get hard.
And you would think he would have a bigger dick because he's a sasker's, but they don't have big dick.
And he jumps up and he tries to go get that pussy.
and then all the family of Sosquas jump them
and wouldn't let them fuck.
I got to go, like, how does it?
It's called Soskaw sunset.
But what?
Because I'm a, I like Bigfoot.
I'm a Bigfoot.
So you look this up to see what?
No, I was just Googling Bigfoot shit like I usually do.
And I saw this shit come up, and I was like,
Sosquah sunset.
You do this on a regular way?
This shit just came out this year.
Hold on, this movie came out.
It's real.
It's real.
Yes, it's a comedy.
These are real, they really just targeted you at St.
You got you some shit.
2004, it came out.
This shit is good.
There's no words, by the way.
How long is it?
A hour, 30 minutes.
Get high and watch Sotskawats sunset.
And if you like Bigfoot, like I like Bigfoot,
the detail that they put into this shit.
Like, I used to love finding Bigfoot.
I used to watch that shit all the time.
Jesse Eisenberg is in it.
Who the fuck is that?
That's Mark Zuckerberg in the movie.
Mark Zuckerberg?
The movie about Facebook.
The guy who plays Mark Zuckerberg.
Oh, that shit was great.
network. Listen, if you watch Finding Bigfoot, they show you the habits of Bigfoot, right?
So, tree knocking are the sounds they make at night, you know what I mean? Like when they're
yelling at each other. And like if you, you see these guys going to woods and when they go in
hunting Bigfoot, they do these calls. Humans do. Do these calls hoping that Bigfoot yells back
at the, they show you all this shit in the movie. The shit is great. There's no humans in it.
And ain't one of those corny movies where the humans find out that
Sasquash exists, their hunting squash, soft squash is none of that.
It just shows you the life of a Sasquoise.
Did you ever watch Quest for Fire?
No.
You might want to check that out.
It sounds pretty similar.
It was about Sasquas?
No, that was about cavemen, but it came out in the early 80s.
It was considered.
Oh.
You just want to watch this.
Show these guys the trailer.
This shit is good as a motherfucker, yo.
Why do you love this?
I know.
You can't complain about not having time.
He wasted down on this.
This is art.
The movie starts off with a crazy sex scene too.
I mean, once the big foot is like fucking the dog shit out of the other bigfoot and then just passes out.
Oh, they show it!
I didn't know it was in the trailer.
Stop fucking mug.
Squats, squats, fuck them up.
Fuck.
Yo, get high and watch this shit, yo.
This is crazy.
This shit is great.
Shout out to Sasquire Sunset.
I fuck with this movie, bro.
Yo.
This shit is great, yo.
It shows their relationship with other animals in the woods.
Variety, a unicorn of a movie.
It must be seen to be believed.
And it's a little tear jerker, bro.
Hilarious and dementedly poignant.
It's a little tear jerker, bro.
That motherfucker right there!
All I'm going to tell you is whatever that was, that mountain lion?
That motherfucker, bro.
I'm going to just tell you this.
That mountain lion in this movie is the equivalent.
He just sneaked on him after.
Of scar?
No.
That mountain lion in this movie is the equivalent to the guy who pulled up in the red Honda
with the double-barrow shotgun and shot Ricky in the fucking back.
No.
You wait till y'all see this shit, man.
It said it came out in April in theaters.
That shit is on Amazon Prime right now.
Watch Sotsquah Sunset, y'all.
Okay?
As always, if you listen to this podcast,
you think we're smart, you think we're brilliant.
You think we're, you think we're smart,
you think we're brilliant.
You're absolutely right.
But if you think we're just a couple idiots
who don't know shit, you're right too.
It's a brilliant idiotous podcast.
Thank you for listening.
Peace.
