The Brilliant Idiots - Conclusions Make You Wanna Jump Jump

Episode Date: March 30, 2023

This week on Brilliant Idiots, Andrew doubles down on his belief that he can beat any WNBA playe. The crew also breaks down Soulja Boy's response to broke folks, especially in Jersey. Afterwards they speak on the unfair accusations towards Jonathan Majors as well as the unfortunate events surrounding the school shooting in Nashville. Lastly, on a brighter note they they deep dive in their conspiracy theory on aliens coming down to earth and answer some "Ask An Idiot". ************************************************** Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Stream Charlamagne "Hell of a Week" on Paramount+ Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" www.blackeffect.com/ Empty Thoughts Podcast podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/empt…ow/id1622292632 Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare Podcastbrilliant idiots charlamagne tha godandrew schulz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I love the premise of this show. Smart people talking about dumb shit. I think it's dumb people talking about smart shit. Oh, we go where we're not supposed to go, baby. Yep, Shalameen the guy. Andrew Shult. We are the brilliant idiotist podcast back with another week of brilliant idiotness. Shultz and hit capping early.

I'm not capping. He and hit capping early. He's not capping. Shult said he could beat any WNBA player alive. Yes. I disagree. I don't even think he could beat some of the college. players. First of all,

I didn't say what I could beat them at. Basketball. No, I said a standing up and pissing context. You just assumed it was basketball. These are semi-professional athletes and professional athletes. A woman will bust your ass and standing up and peeing context. If she want to pee all over her thighs and fuck up her shoes.

But that's the point, right? Think about all the things we got to do, especially if it's a race. We got to take out, whip out, all they got to, especially if they got a skirt on and no pants. What if I got a skirt on, too? I'm Scottish. Wait, what if I dress in my traditional garb? What if I dress in my traditional garb? And then we just have a stand-up and piss conflict. Now you got a chance.

If you got a traditional garb, you got a chance on. But if a woman, summertime, they got a skirt on, no panties. By the time you whip out, they don't start it. Fair, yeah, but, yeah. But also, they just make such a mess. Women really can't pee in public well at all. No, it's bad. It's a fucking disaster pissing in your fucking timberlands and shit.

No, it's bad. It's bad. It's bad. Because you got to, like, squat. Because you can't just spread your legs and pee because you'll just pee all down your legs. Yeah. Why do you think God smited you like that?

What do you think? It did make it difficult for women to have to just pee, like, we can pee anywhere. Y'all out in nature. We're easy with it. Peep while you walk. Damn, walk pee. The walk pee is fire, bro.

You ever did the walk pee? No. Fake be on the phone, walk pee. Yeah. And just aim to the left while he walking. Yeah. I never did that shit there. Oh, come on.

Come on, you know. Now, you got to make sure it's not too windy because I didn't walk peed on my own chest. I walked pee. straight and the wind just blew it right back on my own chest. I'm gonna be honest. I've never been in that much of a rush. Where was y'all in such a rush to that you had to walk feet? It's not about rush. It's about not having people see you in public and not want to go all the way by the bushes to go do it. I guarantee if you're walking

and peeing at the same time somebody's going to see. Not at night. Really? And you just fake on the phone. You're like what? Really? That's crazy. Why? Like say when you get out from the club walk pee. And you don't want to wait in that long line. Everybody's going to the bathroom at the end of the club. Walk pee. But why don't I just go to the side of a building or something and piss? Because then you look like you're peeing.

Dangerous also. If you right there and then if a cop passes by or some shit like that, now you get a- So you're walking with your dick out and your phone in your hands, pissed everywhere and you don't look suspicious? You looking at people's dick while you walking in the street? Yes, if they walk in peeing. If they got their dick out, I do.

I look at guys' dicks if they have their dick out. If a guy's a dick on the street, there's only one way I know he has his dick out. Because his dick is out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, that's a crazy thing. That's a crazy. I've had friends say, yo, that dude's peeing over there.

And I then go, well, why are you looking at his dick? I ain't looking at his dick. How the fuck you know he's peeing that? Get his dick out. Yeah. I ain't looking at nobody's. Also, I've never seen a small dick pee in public.

A what? I'd never seen a small dick pee in public. There's a size dick that's willing to pee publicly. Really? Yeah, small dick who's hold it, bro. But like them homeless dudes with the big old fucking, like, Why do homeless dudes have such big penises? That is a phenomenon that nobody's disgusting.

Can I be honest with you? Just the ones that are willing to show. No, them ones in New York, bro. Bro. I saw homeless dudes, one's so big. I thought he was filling up a car with gasoline. He was peering by the car. And I was like, oh,

back in the day, they used to be this dude they used to sit outside of the 40-40 club. Yeah. But he wouldn't pee. He'd just be jacking off. Ooh. And it was the biggest, shiniest dick you ever seen in your life. He saw him multiple times.

You would have thought it was a gun. He was always in front of the 40-40 club. Like, if you've been in New York long enough, you know who I'm talking about it. There's good Jack material going in there. You've got to think about it. Like, he's situating himself. Like, that's a horrible thing to do. Don't jerk off publicly.

But if you are going to do it, go by a place where beautiful women are going to go up. I'm talking about like two of them shit together, yo. Shiny. Yep. Big. And he wasn't, and it was no lube. It probably was just spit. Bro, I saw a spit shine.

I saw a fucking, you know, spit shining is. That's wild, bro. That is a wild thing to do, man. I saw a homeless guy's dick once. It was so big that I ate dollar pizza for like a week thinking that shit would help my dick. What? I just saw this guy outside of that, what is it, two bros or whatever it was? Two bros, he was just that.

He was eating dollar pizzas. And then I saw his dick and I was like, I guess it's dollar pizza shalti for a little bit. Why nobody's ever got them for a porn though? What? Like you get this. them, you know what I'm saying, give them a job. Yo, that's what porno company should be doing. Getting these homeless guys who have these big penises,

clean them up, give them some room and board, and pay them just to, you know, have sex. They got the, they got the penises for it. That's a good way to clean up the streets. Come on, man. Yeah. All these big, dick homeless people out here for no reason. Yeah.

America, man, we used to be a country. I like how you deflected from the fact that Caitlin Clark will bust your ass, though. I don't know who Caitlin Clark is. Aalier Clark is. I don't know who O'Lea Boston is. Leah Boston Center for the University of South Carolina. Caitlin Clark is a guard for Iowa. I think they played this Friday.

They beat me a shooting contest. I think they beat me a shooting contest, but they're not beating me in an actual one-on-one game of basketball. Taking you off the dribble. Leah Boston backing you down, bro. A Leah Boston backing you down. Taking you to the whole, like, Elijah one in the 1900s. How big is, how tall is Leah Boston, Alex?

Look that up. Alia, like, 6-10. 6-1? No, Leah, like 6-10. 6-9? Come on, bro. Six five? Six five.

Six five. Six five backing you down. How's she going to back me down? I'm six three. No, you're not. I'm six two, but with sneakers on, I'm six three. What do you mean? No, I am six two.

We got to make this happen, you. What WNBA players is going to step up and take the challenge? I'm telling you, they won't do it because it's too bad for the brand. Like, you saw what I did to, you know, college basketball by defeating Jay Williams so easily, right? It's like nobody even watching. Jay wins with the NBA? Yeah, but he, you know, he was more of a college. basketball.

He was. You're right. Yeah, you're right. I'm just saying it was more of a college thing. So, but he was the number one guy in college. And for me to so easily beat him with zero effort and basically team Jordans, I was wearing Carmelo's. Like, it's not like I even had my best sneaker on.

Like, I didn't even have my best sneaker on. I had some team Jordan Carmellos and I'll bust his ass so easy. So what they don't want to do is feed me the women basketball players because, you know, it's going to pop the men. Listen, we know it's WNBA players that watch brilliant idiots. Who wants to take Shots up on his challenge? Okay, Asia Woolson to bust your ass. They don't want to do it.

Don Staley will still bust your ass, yo. Honestly, I would do a two-on-one. We could have a little three-season. Not like that. Don't be sexual about it, but we could have a thing. You can't beat any of them two-on-one, yo. I think we could go two-on-one. Nah.

So you think you could be Caitlin Clark and the Leah Boston? Two-on-one. Two-on-one. Who starts with the ball? You can start with the ball. Oh, that's definite. I'm saying they should start with the ball. They'll never give it up.

You should watch the game Friday, yo. For anybody who doesn't like women's basketball, watch South Carolina play Ohio on Friday in the final four. I bet you you'll be like, damn. Damn, I like watching these women play basketball. You got to just work on your pitch. Yo, Caitlin had a triple double the other night. She had a 42 points, 12 rebounds, 10 assists, something crazy.

Whoa. Leah Boston got like 30 double doubles on the year. I can't even joke around. I'm being hot. I can't. You should watch this shit, man. 40 points, 12 rebounds, 13 cramps. That's impressive, though.

Come on, yo. Come on, yo. Playing during your period? Come on, yo. No, that's great. And they've got to do that. That's impressive. They gotta do that.

It ain't one of them dripped on the court yet. That's another thing that you don't realize. And that's not sexist. We're talking about this as a compliment. No, it is, it is impressive. What is what you mean? Like, I'm so impressed that women can do anything while they're on their period.

Go to work. That's what I'm saying. Like, do anything on your period is the most impressive thing ever. Who's going to have the cramp game? Yo, the cramp game. The way Jordan had the flu game. I'm serious, yo. What's up with the cramp?

game. How made you drop on your period? I'm not even joking. We don't give them enough credit. Because if we knew, these aren't things that they have to make public, but if we knew that they were going through it, like, what's the worst day to tell? No, we should track cycle. Imagine you have got, you got to go out there and you got to play in like the final four in your first and second day. Drenched.

Like you're going through it, but you're out there bawling. Heavy flow. Like they should give these women more credit, y'all. It should get these women more credit. 100%. I'm serious, man. Drenched. I'm serious, man.

Right? Taking my doll in the middle of it. it, my doll timeouts. Imagine taking a my doll timeout, right? Just you can pop a pill, get back in there. We don't realize what women go through. Like, women need more credit for what they're able to do. I agree with you.

Anybody could drop 40 points without bleeding out their Oh, God. This guy. I'm just saying anybody can do that. They're on a sideline. All we want them to do is bust your ass. All of this talk stops when you get one-on-one with one of them. Okay?

I'll tell you one thing, though. You know how when you hear men's basketball and they'd be like, good D, good D. And you chuckle, it's the same thing when you hear women's basketball, you're like, you can't over penetrate. Yeah, this is all that you're being, bro. Why are you trying to, like, couch it

with the men's basketball? You're like, I do this with both genders. Because I'm equality. Equality. Equality. Yo, okay. Tell me about that Margaret's shit, the riverdial. Oh, man.

Let me tell you. And how it wasn't woke, even though it was woke. How they did inclusion perfectly. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. It comes out in theaters April 28th. It is the book, I mean, the movie based on the classic book by Judy Blume. You know, I'm all about Judy Bloom, Big Bloom energy.

You know, y'all've heard me a million times say that's my dream interview. When it comes to storytelling, I look at Judy Blum, the same way I look at ghost face. Wow. Same way I look at Scarface. Same way I look at Jay-Z. Nah, because it's just about storyteller. Same way I look at like the great stand-up comedians, the Carlins, the rocks.

It's all about storytelling. Yeah. That's literally all is about. And she writes fantastic stories. But man, all you there, God, is me, Margaret. I don't want, I guess, would I be giving this away? See, I guess when you watch the movie and if you've read the book, you don't really technically know who, what, you know, like, what the, you know, like, what the

the main characters. You know the main characters are white. Like, and all you've got is me, Margaret, her dad is Jewish, her mom is white. So you know Margaret is white, right? But you don't know what her friend's circle really is. You just assume they're all white. In the movie, one of her friends was a black girl. You know what I'm saying? And her teacher, if you've ever read the book when she went to, you know, her teacher and, you know, told her teacher that she's trying to figure out where she falls as far as religion. Her teacher is a black man, you know. But the beauty of the movie is, the movie is they don't broadcast that.

It's just in it. You know what I'm saying? And it just makes sense. Like, there's no, like, there's no comments about her teacher being black or no comments about, like, her friend being black. There is, like, one little scene, but it's funny. And it makes sense in the context, you know, of the movie.

Are that right there, which they just showed in the trailer when they show all of them. They literally show all of them getting ready to go to a dude's party. and like, you know, the black mom is doing the black young woman's hair with a curling iron, you know what I mean? But even with that, that's just, it's just the thing that's in the movie. It's just, man, this movie was so well done. They didn't make it about race. They made it about this story.

The story. There you go. A relationship between a young person and finding God. And yes. I mean, that's what the book is about. Of course, yeah. You know what I mean? That's the best way to do inclusion because I think the beauty of it is like, if you want to tell a black story, then tell a black story.

Yes. don't pretend to be inclusive by like sprinkling on something black on a completely white story, a completely Asian story, and then just going, but look, we made something black. Because it's obvious that they're black. Exactly. You don't need to say it. So the little nuances they do show in the movie,

whether it's her getting her head done or, you know, church scene. It's obvious that they're black without overdoing it. You know what I mean? Jordan Peel does a great job of that by like he just makes, a horror film, and it happens to be that the characters are black in it. Well, not Get Out. I guess Get Out is wrapped around. Yeah, Get Out was definitely wrapped around. What was the next

one after that? Us. Or something like that. Yeah, us, and then, nope. I didn't see Nope. Yeah, nope. But also, too, this movie is heavy Jewish. You know what I mean? But even the way they address anti-Semitism in the movie, it doesn't stray away from the book at all. So it doesn't

look like they're forcing this wokenness on you or forcing this inclusion on you. It's just all part of a great story. If you've read all you there, God, it's me, Margaret, you already know the story. The parents don't like the son-in-law because he's Jewish. You know what I mean? And here's the thing. I'm not against telling a story about black struggle or

Jewish struggle or any of the struggles. I think that's great. If that's what your story is about, go tell it. Yeah. What I think that we all reject is when we have a story that has nothing to do with it, right? Like, it's a story about pancakes. Yeah, yeah. And then all of a sudden, you're just like, but the way black people eat pancakes This is a little different. You're like, what the, what is going on right here?

Why are you performing? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a, I just saw the-R. It'll be a whole monologue about Aunt Jamama on the bottle. Yeah, exactly. And you're like, what are we talking about right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so, because it shows you don't really care,

you're just doing it for like a pat on the back. That's all it is. It's standard. Exactly. So I went to, I went to the Harry Potter musical. You know how Harry Potter has a musical on Broadway. Yeah, but not musical, sorry, Broadway, Broadway, Broadway show. And first.

A musical, yeah. No, they don't sing on it. Oh, no one. So to give it credit, the stage production on this thing is absolutely mind-blung. Like, it is every little detail is amazing. The way they create multiple sets pretty much out of the same thing. Like, I don't think there's anything in Broadway history that has been this good. And I say that with confidence, even though I've probably been to four Broadway plays.

So don't take that with a grand style. Typical Shorts. Yeah, typical Shulte's a shit. Okay. The story is, and I'll just very briefly, the story is about, Harry Potter, it takes 20 years later, it's Harry Potter's second kid, okay, who's named Albus, Severus, Dumbledore, blah, blah, blah, and then a Draco Malfoyce kid who is like the bad guy who's, uh, who's, whatever, Draco Jr. or whatever the fuck his name is, I don't even know his name.

Scorpius is his name. Okay. They're guys who have no friends. They're kind of nerds. They're mis-they're outcasts and they find each other. And what's really hard for them is high school and Hogwarts. And Hogwarts is the best thing ever for Harry Potter, but it's the worst thing ever for his son and the worst thing ever for Draco's son. But they found each other and they find this and they forge this beautiful friendship and then they go through trials and tribulations. And then the last scene and they have this beautiful friendship. And the last scene, Draco and Albus, there's Harry Potter's son, are talking and Draco has a crush on Hermione's daughter, right? And he basically goes, hey, I think she's, she doesn't like me,

but she pities me. And that's on the way to like, so we're making some moves. And one day, I'll be with her in my castle. And then out of nowhere, Albus just goes, is that who you want to be with in your castle?

Implying that he's gay the whole time. And I'm like, you fucking frauds. Nobody was gay in Harry Potter, was it? Dumbledore was essentially gay. Oh. So,

but the point is, the point here is that I thought that it undercut the entire place. Instead of showcasing the beauty of friendship and loving someone else and how being alone in the world can make you want to not exist in a world and how finding a friend, one friend, can open up the whole world to you and make you feel like you can achieve everything. It was like the most beautiful story just about friendship.

If he likes him, okay, good. But just to throw it in at the end. And now the whole time he was just trying to get dick, especially with no music. They should have hit, I got the magic stick. Right, no. The magic wand? You know, I've got the magic wand. Yo, I'm just saying, like, to me, I was like,

it's a perfect example of, like, just trying to throw in some progressive nonsense and undercutting a beautiful story about friendship. I don't like that. I don't like that. Just tell me a story. Or tell a gay story. Tell a story about a gay kid who's finding his sexuality. That's great.

Tell that story. Awesome. Let's do it. Don't throw it in at the end. But do it in a, hmm. See, the beauty of a book like, Are You There God, it's me, Margaret. And the beauty of a lot of Judy Blume books is she can address topics like, you know, you know, Are You There, God, Margaret, is a story about a young girl coming of age, right?

So you have your woman's empowerment and all of that stuff like that. Yeah. But then you have a story of religion because it's just a young girl trying to find God, right? And you can even address, you know, anti-Semitism because you have, you know, the parents who don't like the son-in-law because he's Jewish. But you're doing all of this under the guise of just a great story of this young woman. trying to find herself. The power of story, man. The power of story.

But you got to, I think the problem, to your point, is people are forgetting the story. You're giving us all of these, like, all of this symbolism and all of this, when they say wokeness, it's the diversity and like, which is cool, but can it make sense? Yo, dude. You know what I mean? Can it make sense under the, under our actual story? Just give me a good story. Give me a good story.

You can feed me anything with a good story. Bro, in the Harry Potter video game, they just put out a video game. And you know, JK Rowling us out, all this like trans stuff that you put out, et cetera. And the Harry Potter video game

randomly a bartender in this bar is trans. And they goes, how do you know? They go, I'm surprised you recognize me. I don't look like how I used to look or something like that.

I've changed genders or something like that, right? They literally say it. And I think that that's the video game company going, hey, we don't believe the things that she believes. It's like, well, they don't take the money.

Don't make the money if you don't like about it, but you want the money. So you try to protect yourself. You're almost using a trans character as a shield so that you don't get criticized. But you don't really care. Do they understand things like Harry Potter is what brings everybody together? It's magic. Exactly. Like, whether you black, whether you white, whether you trans, get whatever it is,

you all have a love of Harry Potter. Like, I don't think nobody's tripping off not being. represented in Harry fucking Potter? It's more the criticism that the game could get because they're making a game based on this thing that a person who is allegedly transphobic

created. Man, ain't nobody tripping on. The Harry Potter is a multi-billion dollar business. People still go to the Harry Potter exhibits. They still buy the books. They go watch the movies. They go on the rides at these amusement parks. They don't care. Nobody's buying the Harry Potter video games saying, you know what I want? Some inclusion, some

transgender. Like, nobody's doing that for that. Like, come on, man, stop. It's Harry Potter. Harry Potter. What are you doing? Harry Potter is phenomenal. Never seen it. Bro.

My wife loves it. My oldest daughter loves it. They went to that same Broadway. Played that was six hours long. Oh, my God. It's so long. It's so long. They got a big-ass intermission.

Oh, yeah. It's a big intermission. It's so long. All to find out that he's just been wanting to trick Harry. He just really tricked Jankle Mouth boy into just pounding flesh the whole time. When you thought it was just this beautiful. friendship and they found another person that was kind of weird and odd just like them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What kind of magic do you have? If you really got magic, you know, you can be able to make them love you. You got to do the expelliarmus. You got to look at his dick and go expelli armus. I got the magic stick. I know if I can hit one, I can hit twine. Expelly armus. I don't know what that is.

What it is is, it's a spell that makes you take someone else's wand and brings it to you. But you just do that. God, damn. You don't just want the dick. You want everything that comes with it. Can you imagine that? He's like, don't give, don't give Charlotte magic, bro. Don't get it.

Can you imagine somebody's dick come off? What you're going to do with? Just the dick. Jesus Christ. You want it back? You fucking hogwark. Get out of here. Get a few of those homeless dicks, but it's a good use.

Yo, trade it up. Homeless hogwort. That's right. I don't even know what that means. What is the hogwort? Hogwarts is sexually transmitted disease. From pigs. From pigs.

Got you. Got you. That's the next pandemic to break. Yeah. From pigs. I mean, it's wrong that you would refer to women like that. I would never.

This guy's so crazy. Can we, can we, what are we talking about? Can we, can we break down one of the most motivational? I'm serious. This is one of the most motivational,

inspirational. things I've ever heard. Like this, when I heard this, it reminded me of when I heard TLC, no scrubs, when I heard Outcast, get up, get out, and get nothing. Like, it really made me want to do more with my life when I heard those songs.

And this rant, this right here, this right here should be motivation for a lot of people, yo. Can we listen to this, yo? Let's hear it. Suck my dick. No, no, no, no, no. You got the, you got the, you got the, you got the,

you got the, you got the, you, got to let that. I got to hear the SMD. That sets it off. Just watch this. Suck my dick. Y'all niggas ain't going to never make it out the hood, nigga. Y'all n'all-die-broken, nigga. I want to have dinner with y'all pussy, a's and fist their holes anyway.

I would not have dinner with no broke-ass bitch in New Jersey anyway. I would not have dinner with no crack-haired-ass looking holes anyway. Y'all bitches cannot be in the same room with me. Y'all bidsch is going to die in the hood. Y'all going to die broke.

Y'all they're going to never touch a million dollars. Y'all ain't going to never touch $30 million. Y'all ain't going to touch a hundred K in a day. You're going to die, bro. You lived your whole life, bro. You ain't shit. You ain't going to never be shit, nigga. Suck my dick, nigga.

Fuck you talking about, nigga. Fuck New Jersey, nigga. Murder gang, nigga. I'm from Zon Way, nigga. I'm from Sucer-Roe, nigga. Fuck y'all crack-hae looking at holes, nigga. Y'all bitches got AIDS, nigga. That bitch is broke, nigga.

Y'all bitches ain't shit, nigga. Y'all pay. This, nigga. Fuck, you talking about a nigga. Y'all some shit I stepped on, nigga, y'all beneath me, nigga. Y'all ain't nothing, nigga. Fuck, niggas.

Let me tell you something, New Jersey. Let me tell you something. First of all, New Jersey is a place that I call home. If that right there don't motivate everybody in New Jersey to get up, get out, and get something, you got to prove soldier boy wrong. Okay, now the age thing, nothing really we can do about that.

But everything else, you know what I'm saying? y'all got to prove soldier boy wrong okay soldier boy said y'all ain't never getting out the hood ever y'all gonna die broken you're gonna prove him right you're not even from Jersey I'm not talking to you

see what I'm saying you see I'm not even looking at Taylor but Taylor feels so insecure about Soldier Boy's ranch feels like did he step on me Soldier boy is a king bro let me tell you something that was amazing That one.

Y'all, it's all about perspective. Y'all can be mad at him. We need the ether beat behind it, bro. Whoa. Suck my dick. Y'all never make it out the hood, niggles. Don't ever put up. I am so sick of you.

Stop right there. Hold on. Hold on, man. To suck my dick. I know. Are we sore soldiers not from New York? Yeah, he might be. That was like that.

He might be. That's the suck my dick. That's a New York suck my dick. That is a New York suck my dick. Suck my dick. Play, that is a New York suck my dick, y'all. Get that shit one more time. Suck my dick.

Y'all niggas ain't going to never make it out the hood. Stop right there. Right there. You got me. I got to listen to the rest of this right now. When you say suck my dick, y'all diggers ain't going to never make it out the hood. What? Because usually rappers are bragging about being in the hood.

Usually rappers about bragging or bragging about still being in the street. That's true. You're saying y'all ain't going to never make it out the hood. Now I need to know why. Yes, I do. Suck my dick. Y'all niggas ain't going to never make it out the hood, nigga. Listen, the paws, you're licking up the lips.

Oh, yeah. Like, he, he knew where he was going. I'm about to do a lot of talking. My lips are dry and crack these bitches. I need to lick these lips. I get some moisture on them. Because I'm about to motivate y'all. Let's go.

Play, play. Just play. Just press play. Play, play. From here. Y'all n'all n'n'is going to die, bro, nigger. Whoa. I want to have a little bit of a second.

Biggie Smalls once said being broke at 30 gives the N word to chills. I remember hearing that in my early 20s thinking like I cannot be broke at 30 because Biggie's absolutely like being broke at 30 like, whoa, that's better than what Biggie said. Wow. You nickers going to die broke. Okay, hit it. Y'all push your aze and fist their holes anyway. That's a lot.

I would not have dinner with no broke-ass bitch in New Jersey anyway. Stop right here. Now, you know why he said this? Because there was somebody going around asking, would you rather $250 in EBT or dinner with Soldier Boy? $250 in food stamps or dinner with Soldier Boy? $1.50 food stamps or dinner with Soldier Boy? Food stamps.

Food stamps. What the fuck? 250 food stamps. I'm going to pick the food stamps. I'm going to pick the food stamps. I only because Soljy Boys not nobody. I can have dinner by myself. Food stamps. The food stamps. Food stamps.

I don't go fuck about that corny ass, nigga. Here's this I know Andrew's rich. He didn't even know EBT is food stamps. But listen. I just said what it was. EBT is the same thing. I know, but for the people that don't know EBT. You're right, you're right, you're right.

Here's the thing that's so impressive about this. Y'all don't know comedy. There's no way I'm choosing EBT or food stamps over dinner with Soldier Boy. This, you'll be laughing like this. Oh, no, I definitely do dinner with Soldier. You got to go do dinner with Soldier Boy. Wait, wait, wait, hold on. You just said no.

Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? Are you ready for his soul to smoke? Hold on. Give Taylor to mic. Give Taylor. You said, what did you say, Taylor? What did you say, Taylor?

I would choose, and I don't have EBT, but I would choose EBT over Soldier Boy. All right, scroll back about three seconds. Just go back about three seconds. I just need you to go back about three seconds so you can see what Soldier Boy feels about you, not wanting to have dinner with him. Just go back about three seconds. No, no, no, no, no, no. Just go back about three. There you go.

Now, press play. I want not have dinner with no broke-ass bitch in New Jersey anyway. I would not have dinner with no crack-haired-ass looking holes anyway. Y'all bitches could not be in the same room with me. Y'all bitches going to die in the hood. Why not? Why would I stop this? Y'all going to die, bro.

Y'all ain't going to never touch a million dollars. Y'all are going to never touch $30 million. Y'all ain't going to never touch $100 in a day. You're going to die. bro. You lived your whole life, bro. You ain't shit. You ain't gonna never be shit, nigga. Suck my dick, nigga. Wow. What you talking about, nigga? Fuck with Jersey, nigga.

The whole jersey don't search? Murder gang, nigga. I'm from zone way, nigga. I'm from Seltzerroo, nigga. Fuck y'all crack-hae looking at holes, nigga. Y'all bitches got AIDS, nigga. Y'all bitch is broke, nigga. That bitch ain't shit, nigga. Y'all peasant, nigga. Fuck, you talking about, nigga. Y'all some shit I stepped on, y'all beneath me.

Jersey? Y'all ain't nothing, nigga. Oh, that's my favorite part. Fuck, niggas. Jersey, Jersey, Jersey. Don't prove soldier right, okay? I don't care what you got to do as long as it's legal.

Change your situation if you are indeed in the situation. So we're talking about. Now, it's not even about the money. I don't look at this and say, like you got to touch a million dollars or anything else. You just want to be some type of success,

is all I'm saying. That's how I would take this. Yes. This would not offend me in any way, shape, or form. I would be out here like, I'm from Jersey, and I'm going to prove Soldier Boy fucking wrong. Yes. Simple as that.

Yes. Especially if you don't do crack. You know what I'm saying? You know, he's just exaggerating a lot of this stuff. You know what I mean? Yo, by the way, even if you got HIV and AIDS, you can still prosper. But, you know, it's funny.

You can live through anything if Magic made it. He literally acted. He acted like dinner was on the table. Like, he acted like he hired the guy to go out and ask, right? It acted like it was his idea. Like, yo, go around and ask what people would rather have, and

then if they choose dinner with me, I'll do dinner with them. That is a good ass point, because he's not mad at the interviewer. Why are you mad at the people in Jersey? It's the people. But the interviewer had the question. Word up. So that's why. Is this jersey? I couldn't tell if it was just like Miami.

It's like Florida. You know, it would be great. It'd be great if a dinner with Soldier Boy was part of like a raffle like an elementary school raffle to raise money for the school. Yeah. And he was there and nobody donated money to the raffle. hilarious. And then he just gets up on the podium in front of the entire elementary school.

And it just starts going off with these little kids. Man, listen, y'all be playing with Soldier. But the South Carolina Gamecock football team, that's who they wanted at their postseason dinner. That's what I'm talking about. I think it was the postseason. Then it was the dinner after the season because they play so much Soldier Boy at Williams-Bryst Stadium. How much?

What it costs? No, he was supposed to be there. He actually, he was supposed to be there, but then something happened. I don't know if he had a baby. Something happened. I forgot.

Something happened. He was actually scheduled to be there. His team came in and everything. And then something happened like at the last minute where he couldn't show up. But the South Carolina football team wanted Soldier Boy at their dinner. I want to say it was the point. As they should. He's a great man.

A soldier boy is a fucking decade at least, maybe longer than that. Come on, man. In an industry that's incredibly hard to maintain, what is it? Whatever the relevance.

Relevancy. This is the 50th year of hip-hop. You cannot discuss 50 years of hip-hop without discussing Soldier Boy. You're lying to yourself. Soja Boy was the first artist to have like a huge selling ringtone if I'm not mistaken.

And I think at the time, labels didn't even know what ringtones really were. So I think he, they ended up, letting them have 100% of his ringtone sales. Oh, that was right. That's right. Yeah.

Like, yo, y'all can't fucking front on big soldiers. Soldiers showed a lot of y'all rappers how to utilize the internet. Y'all are soldiers' sons. Real tough. Y'all are soldiers boys. Okay? He was doing drop shipping before any of y'all were doing. I don't even know what that is.

I think it's basically, he figured out that there is an arbitrage where he could, like, you, he could basically sell things through, like, his website, but buy them from China. That's right. And then the Chinese companies would deliver them directly to the people. So he would just make the middle. but he like figured that out. This is a common thing that people do now, but he figured that out before most people.

That's right. That's really smart. Stop playing with fucking soldier boy, okay? Yeah. All right? Suck my dick, you don't like to sit here. Yo, say it with your chest,

suck my dick, yo. No, you didn't say it. I don't say it right. It's not even believable when I said. You didn't say it. But say it once. That ain't no walking and peeing, bro.

I'll be honest. That ain't no walking and peeing. You're holding your dick in front of people, y'all. But that first suck my dick was not. I would give it a 7 out of 10, I'll be honest. Really? I mean, if we're putting it on a New York standards. Let me hear it.

Let me hear it again. Much, much stronger than that. Who got the best suck my dick? Oh, uh, spider cuss. Spider Cuzz. Spide Cuzz. Oh, my God. Don't ask no questions.

Just Google. You're not from here, yo. Google Spide Cud suck my dick. She's from Jersey. I hope your mom's, she really is. She's from Jersey, you are from Jersey, man. I hope you, she's from upper, uh, lower Derby. What if, let's see if your mom,

Google Spider-Cud suck my dick and I want you to show your mom your searches tomorrow. You saved yourself with that one. I was like, wow, bro. It was too much suck my dicks and your mom's in the same sentence. I didn't know where you were going with that. You don't know how to spell Spider?

SPI. Are you saying SpyDU like T-A? Oh, God. Wow, dude. I really don't know. It's probably Spide-D-U-D-O. Yeah, but let's make fun of her more. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. Wow, wow. Hampton. You really not with the culture, like, regular. You've got to stop claiming Hampton, yo. Yeah. What's up with Hampton? Between you and Envy?

I don't fucking know, bro. Like, between you and envy, bro. What's that? Hampton. Hampton University? Yeah, yeah. Historically black college or whatever? Yeah.

What does it call? Historically black college and university. And university. S-P-Y-O. Put spider cussucked suck my dick. You know what? It's all good. It's not meant to be.

now we're going to find it and then we're going to start it. Yo, can we talk about one thing? I just want to say one thing, Charlotte Mayn. We were, actually, I don't know if you were on the same page as me on this. I believe you may have been. No, I think you were maybe giving pushback. I said I didn't want the smoke with Jonathan Majors. I said I could easily take Michael B. Jordan a boxing match.

But Jonathan Majors, I didn't know. Jonathan Majors got in a little trouble this week. It could be an absolutely false fabricated allegation. But he did, I think, have the police came and they got involved? Yeah, because it's mandatory in New York, which I think is a BS law. But it's a mandatory, it's mandatory that you get arrested for a domestic violence call if police feel like it's probable cause. Now, the only reason I think it's a BS law, anytime you just leave probable cause

up to police, that can get sketchy. You know what I'm saying? So I don't know what the probable cause was in this situation, but allegedly, Jonathan Majors, Not even allegedly, according to the New York Daily News, Jonathan Majors called 911 because he was having issues with somebody who was... Wait, Jonathan Majors called 911? That's what the New York Daily News said. New York Daily News said Jonathan Majors called 911,

which also was very sketchy because the New York Daily News said Jonathan Majors called 911. Other outlets are just saying a 911 call was made, but then other outlets said the woman called. So I'm like, how are all of these major publications getting wrong? Was she a cracker lady? I don't know. She was cracking? Everybody's saying that I don't know.

How do you know for a fact she was cracking? Can I say a picture of this? You did not see a picture. You saw a picture that they were circulating online and they were saying this is his girlfriend, but we don't know if that is the woman. The internet. This is why I hate the fucking internet.

Can we get an... This is why I hate all in this shit. Can we do an AI search for... That's actually really fun. What? Asking AI what? somebody's girlfriend looks like hilarious. And then the internet decides if it's

white or black or Asian or whatever. That's a funny game to play. Hilarious. That's how you can tell if people think you date white women or not. This is what Dr. Umar should use chat CBT for. He should just do what does Michael B. Jordan's girlfriend look like.

Hey, I decide. That is funny. I'll tell you this though. This is fucked up. If this is all a lie, this is fucked up. But here's the thing. We don't know if it's a lie we don't know if it's truth. What I hate is jumping to conclusion bias. And that's all social media does. I don't understand people's rush to be judge, jury, and executioner on situations like this.

You know what I mean? Like we don't know anything. Like I said on the air on Breakfast Club this week, the only thing you should feel about this situation is nothing until all the facts come out. Like I saw people literally saying things like Jonathan Majors is over. we don't even know what happened. Yeah. How can you just, why are you so quick to make a statement or just wish that somebody's career is over based off allegations and accusations? Like, why?

Like, just everybody take a beat. Let the facts of the case come out and then we'll see what happened. Also, an important thing to note, when you're a famous person, you have to be very scrutinizing in the women that you're willing to date, especially if you think they're a little crazy. And sometimes crazy girls are really fun. They say wild shit. They get you fucking horny because they're willing to do things nobody else is going to do. But that crazy has a cost.

So once you get famous, if you even smell the slightest bit of crazy on a girl, you go the other direction. What if there's a woman that you've been knowing forever? And then you know, they have an episode. You go the other direction. Well, I mean, if what they're saying is true, if what the New York Daily News is saying is true,

he did the right thing, right? You call 911. You say somebody at your house is having an episode. And then the police come over and then they arrest you, right? Which is usually what happens in situations, especially when a person is black. Yeah, I would just be like, I'd move out. I'd be like, this is your house. That's not going to stop the person having an episode.

Yeah, but at least they can have an episode alone. Let them live there for two days, then call a place and be like, this woman won't get out of my father. And by the way, I don't want to do that to that young lady either because I don't know what happened. I don't know if, you know, they said it was an episode and she had to go to the hospital. I don't know if she had to go to the hospital because of the episode or because she was injured. Like we don't, my point is we don't know. This poor guy. We don't know anything about any of this situation.

You know what I mean? I just hate how the internet reacts. Yo, and this is why I tell y'all, middle finger to all you motherfuckers. And the reason I say middle finger to all you motherfuckers, because the love isn't real and the hate isn't real either. They just loved him five days ago. Can we do conspiracy corner right now? Let's do it. Is this Michael B. Jordan's team trying to.

slow down the rise of competition in the acting world? This is the second conspiracy theory you've done for a Jordan in two weeks. Last week it was Michael Jordan and dipping. This week is Michael B. Jordan and John McInnell. There's a reason why Michael Jordans are at the top of their games. There's a reason why it is a relentless pursuit for greatness, right? Whether it's basketball or acting, Michael B. Jordans are at the top of their game, and they have to squash the competition.

Now, I'm not saying it's actually Michael B. Jordan doing this, but maybe his team could be so diabolical that they're like, listen, this Jonathan Major's guy is getting so much credit. He's getting so much notoriety. People think he's so brilliant. Is he going to start eating up roles that Michael B could be going up for? We need to slow down that momentum, send over a crazy cracker lady to really just kind of throw a wrench in his whole plan. I've heard a lot of conspiracy theories surrounding this situation. I am 100% sure that one ain't true.

Yeah, but it's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It's fun. It gets the people going. I just, you know, even when people say things like,

yo, it's over for Jonathan Major. Stop it with that. Okay. Well, let me ask you a question. Why wasn't it over for Ezra Miller? Ooh. How about this one? Let's stay in the Marvel universe.

Why isn't it over for Ezra Miller? Because he, like, literally kidnapped a lady. Allegedly, I don't know if any of this stuff is true. Oh, no, he didn't kidnap. She was like part of his cult or something like that. He was a lot of. I don't know anything. I just remember reading the stories and the headlines,

but, you know, Because he's not a he. He's at a bay. You've got to they it up. If you're about to break the law, you're about to have like a mental episode, you have to day it up to create a little bit of protection. Also,

he don't have black Twitter on his ass. And that's what, that's what, that's what, that's really the issue. But even if you did have black Twitter on his ass, when you're they, we don't know what to, what jail to put you in so they can arrest you. I don't even know if Ezra was,

was he committing crimes? Like, I don't know what it was. I just remember him having all. all of these allegations. Yes. You know? I think he like shoplifted. Really?

I think he did some other stuff. He maybe even had like a weapon. He was like losing it. I don't, I don't remember. Okay. This is charged the marijuana possession. That's 2020. Oh, he choked a woman outside of the ball.

There you go. That's what it was. Ezra Miller appears to choke a woman outside of bar. But when you're a they, you're also or her. In that moment, he's like, I identified with my woman's side. So it was just a fair fight. Like me and this girl were going at it. What happened with this case, though?

And then it was what? Ezra Miller delivers a message to the Ku Klux Klan? What the fuck did he say to the Ku Klux Klan? Look, if y'all want to die, I suggest just killing yourself with your own guns, okay? Otherwise, keep doing exactly what you're doing right now and you know what I'm talking about. Then you know we'll do it for you if that's really what you want. Talk to you soon. Okay, bye. And you're not going to get in trouble for three. Yeah, nobody's, yeah, I can't even believe that's a story. As well, disorder was disorder, and harassment. That was March 2022. So already you have a choking, right? All right,

Ezra Miller gets a rescranding order filed against them. Oh, my fucking God. You know what? This is why I can't remember anything that happened with Ezra. I'm not even joking. Because I read an article about this shit one time and they kept referring to him as they and them. And I remember thinking to myself, well, how come he's the only person to keep getting named? If it's days and they, like, I'm so confused.

See that this chick right here. This is why I can't remember nothing about Ezra. This is exactly why. Yes. Let's go. Ezra Miller is arrested on a second degree assault charge. Wow. What else? Who did he hit? Miller's leader continued was a...

Who was it for? After being found... Became our rate after being asked and leaving reporting through a chair, striking a 26-year-old female. Females! Forehead. So second time assaulting a woman. I don't know. I think it's the third out of this one we just read, right? He's accused of grooming. Accused of grooming. This is June 22.

It's Ezra Miller. Keep going. What else we got? What else we got? Another parent comes forward with allegations against Ezra Miller. How was this guy still in the D.C. universe? Ezra Miller is accused of burglary because the flash is that good from what I'm told. Ezra Miller accused where Vermont State Police try to serve an emergency care order to a mother staying at Edra Miller's home. I don't know what that is about. Ezra Miller reveals they're seeking treatment for complex mental health issues. What else?

What the fuck, man. Go read that headline again. How is that not confusing? Ezra Miller reveals their seeking treatment for complex mental health issues. This is why I don't even understand what's going on with him. Ezra Miller pleads not guilty to burglary charge in Vermont. Ezra Miller pleads guilty to misdemeanor and begins one year of probation. And when does the flash?

Son, you can get away of anything if you have vague, bro. I don't think it has anything to do with that. What do you think it has to do with the fact when these companies have invested $200 million into a movie you're in? They're going to get their fucking money back. 100%. Yeah. No, I think that has to do with that as well.

That's exactly what this is about. Because... But do you think of a black man... had a $200 million movie franchise, but he still had three allegations of assaulting a woman that they wouldn't scrap the movie? I think they would. Do you think if a just white man had three allegations

of assaulting a woman, they wouldn't scrap the movie? I don't think they would. I mean, it's clear. And by the way, we don't know what's going on. This is a white man. This is a non-binary. This is a white thing.

Okay, well, let's talk about a white man. Jeremy Renner. You don't even know who Jerry Renner is? I do. Bow and Arrow. Hawkeye. Yeah. Pull up Jeremy Ritter.

Oh, we're not going to do this right now. Pull up Jeremy Rennan. What do you do? No, we're doing the Chris Brown shit right now. No, we're not doing the Chris Brown thing because these are the things. If and when, and I'm not going to say when, if they do try to make a thing about Jonathan and you got, because, by the way, I'm sure that there's a lot of people who don't want to see a black man be discrominent in the Marvel universe, right? To have a whole, have all of these different movies and franchises built to.

around him. Like, like, if you believe the internet, these people that get mad at the Little Mermaid and shit, I'm sure that they're going to say some shit. So, but you got to be able to point to things like that. Everybody's going to Ezra, but go to Jeremy Renner. Let's go to, go. Go pull up Jeremy Renner. Hawkeye. Pull up Jeremy Ritter.

Yo, can I ask you a question about the Black Little Mermaid or just the Little Mermaid in general? Yes, that's my cousin. Serious. More serious question. Go to what is Jeremy Rinder accuser? Make it bigger? Alex

Reiner's ex-wife accused him of abuse Oh my geez They had a daughter Uh I mean they got some of the Oh yeah Go to the timeline of Jeremy Renner's

This don't even feel right What we're doing right now? What? Just like putting people's allegations out there Like that's my point This is my point Let's not continue There are allegations

And accusations Clearly these things have been proven Not to be true Because Jeremy Renner said they weren't true I don't know if Ezra ever did, whatever, but they're still working, is my point. So if you, if you, if you, if it's not true and it's proven not to be true, you should be able to still keep working. Oh, I 100%. So that's what I'm saying.

People say things like it's over for Jonathan Majes. No, clearly it won't be. I think you have to let the court of law decide. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I'm not pulling up these people's allegations and accusations to accuse them of anything or to prove a point. I'm just standing these things have happened before. in these worlds.

So if they try to make Jonathan Major's situation, anything other than that, because we have things that we can look to, then we know it's got to be some type of racism. Okay, can I ask you the Little Mermaid question? This is not a Black Little Mermaid specific question. There's just a Little Mermaid in general. Yes.

As far as the story goes, the Little Mermaid starts out as the Little Mermaid. Then she gets legs, right? Does she have an excuse if her pussy smells like this? All marmets get lazy. Come on, you've seen the classic splash. But I'm talking about...

I'm specifically talking about fish, not like, if her man was like, yo, it kind of smells like fish because she'd be like, motherfucker, I was a fish. Like, it's going to take a little bit to get it off. I would go to Splash, right?

Tom Hanks clearly loved it to smell of fish. He loved it so much. He wanted to live underwater with Daryl Hannah. At the end of the movie. So, you know, like my daddy say, if it smelled like fish, you'd all you wish. Now, if it smell like alone, leave it alone. That's- My daddy was ahead of his time.

That's facts, bro. That's facts right there. All I'm simply saying is, I hate the court of public opinion. I hate jumping to conclusion bias, which is a real thing. Y'all know that's a real thing, right? Yes. Jumping to conclusion bias is a real thing. Google it.

Do you want to explain to the good people what conclusion biases? Yeah, I'll look it up. I don't want to, you know, just. Let them look it up. Let them look it up. Yeah, I don't know it off the top of my head. I'll do it. I mean, it is the pod.

You know what I'm saying? Jump into conclusion bias. It is the pod. So we can do it on the pod. Jump into conclusion bias. Jumping to conclusion bias, often abbreviated as JTC, is a psychological term referring to a communication obstacle where one, judges are decide something without having all the facts to reach unwarranted conclusions. Is that not social media in a fucking nutshell?

Amen. Hallelujah. You know what I'm saying? That's social media in a fucking nutshell. So once again, I'm not trying to throw. you know, Jeremy Renner under the bus, or Ezra Miller under the bus, or Jonathan Majes, none of them, I don't know.

I just know that these are accusations, allegations, accusations come, allegations come. People figure things out whether they're in a court of law or amongst themselves, and life keeps going. You know what I mean? So what you think on social media really does not matter. And I just really hate, the reason I really don't like it, when you see the Army, you know, have a knee-jerk reaction

and they pull ads, right? I don't think they do that without the social media reaction. I don't think they're so quick to jump to a conclusion. You know what I mean? And pull this guy's ads if social media isn't saying stupid shit like it's over for Jonathan Major. Yeah, I think who pulled the ads? The Army. Why is he doing it at?

He's got two ads for the Army. Yeah, so I think that people are just concerned about perception and being tied to perception. Army, y'all got y'all own problems. Was he ever in the Army? I don't know. That's weird. The Army has their own problems, don't you think? I mean, yeah.

With all the domestic abuse allegations. Oh, I'm not even saying that. Women that get killed in the army and nobody finds out what happens to them. Like, come on, yeah. Well, yeah, I was talking more about like senseless wars. Oh, I mean, that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, hundreds of thousands of people dying for no reason. I just, I don't know.

I really just don't like it. Like, it just really bothers me when I see people just jump to conclusions about folks with no facts. You know what I'm saying? And then when there's situations like, you know, like a Dana White, like Dana didn't get no smoke really. I mean, granted, he's the boss. But he didn't really get no smoke. Wasn't nobody saying Dana White is over.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And there was a whole video that he apologized for. He didn't even run from it, you know? But it's just, I hate that. Like, it's like, why do we do that? Why are we so quick to just want to tear somebody down? You're saying that we're like selectively choosing or you're saying that we want to tear people down?

Well, I don't think, no, I don't think they're selectively choosing at all because once again black twitter isn't on jeremy renner they have they're not they're not on hawkeye if hawk eye if any black celebrity has those same accusations as jeremy renter got he's getting smoked on black twitter by his own people you know what i'm saying it'll be it'll be his own people jumping to conclusions you know if if uh asra miller aser miller he got a lot of you know hits and stuff in the tabloids but you know it wasn't nobody saying stuff like at least i didn't see it like Ezra Miller is over or, you know, they weren't begging D.C. to part ways with Ezra Miller, clearly, because the Flash is still coming out. You know what I mean? So it's just like, when I see

black people doing that to other black people, it's disgusting. Especially when we know that we get accused of things falsely all the time. It's been going on since the beginning of time. Yeah, I think it's easier to just kind of attack people who are incredibly successful because oftentimes successful people make us insecure. Especially Jonathan Majors, right? But think about it. The past month, women have been lusting after him. Now you get to be like, look at your little boyfriend. You know what I mean?

A little boyfriend caught him in some shit now. You know what I mean? So how much of it is, you know, you really care about the situation or you just don't like Jonathan Major. Oftentimes we just react to how people feel. And also people are going to talk about the only people they care about. So on Black Twitter, they're only going to really talk about the actors they care about, which is Jonathan Majors over Ezra Mill. Talking about it is one thing. Jumping the conclusions about it and saying things like Jonathan Majors is over and he's got the look.

He's got the look of an abuser. Like, come the fuck on, yo. Yeah, but you were saying that, what's his face? The dude who shot Meg, you were saying he was innocent and shit? You remember that? No. Tori Lane? Yeah, you remember when he was saying Tori was innocent?

He was going on all the internet detected. That was you. That was you. I remember. I remember. I remember. That was Alex and Andrew Shultz. Come on.

They know. They know why I stood on. Well, he was innocent. until he was guilty. And that's how it should be. And if you don't have anything to say, if you don't know either, if you don't know whether he's innocent or guilty,

don't say nothing. Why do we have to be in a rush to have an opinion on this shit? Because it's fun. I could have got on the podcast and said what I thought about the situation and been right, Tori and Meg, but I'm like, for what?

Why? Yeah. What is that going to do? Let things play out. Like, why? What did you say the other day, Crack and said, what y'all think y'all going to do that? What, what, what, what, what, what, what y'all going to do now?

What y'all think y'all going to do now? What y'all think y'all going to do now? What y'all think y'all going to do now? What y'all think y'all going to do now? Chris's phone starts ringing. What y'all think I'm going to do that? Series, like, who would you like to call? What are you?

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We got church announcements. Church announcements. Yo, so I got a show. I'm starting to do some shows again. I got Calgary. That's going to be August 27th, the Great Outdoors Fest. And I'm also going to be performing at VCon. Okay, that's Gary V's thing at the Lucas Oil Stadium.

That's where the Colts play. So that's going to be wild. So far, you can go get tickets for both of those. And, yeah, I think we're going to be adding some. some other stuff soon. I'm excited. I've been back on the stage. I've been grinding and, yeah, it's been fun.

Word. Yeah. Oh, I was just out in, uh, at, uh, at, uh, at a Rogan's new club. I saw that, man. Yeah, really. Comedy mothership? Comedy mothership.

It's beautiful. I haven't seen anything but the stage, though. The whole place nice? Yeah, the whole place is great. I mean, just like the organization of the place is great for comedy because there's this like centralized green room and then you can access every, all, both of the rooms without going through, any of the kind of public areas.

I mean, I would expect it to be amazing when you got a comedian. Designed in the whole fucking thing. Yeah, yeah. No, it's incredible. And just like the way that he's organizing the whole thing and how like comic forward it is, like obviously you expect that from Joe, but it's different when somebody has been like, you know, promoting comedians and on his podcast and all those other platforms. It's different when you start a comedy club because you go, all right, well, this is a business

and we got to make the business run. Yeah. But his whole shit is like, if it breaks. even that's great so he's just putting all the money back in comics hands he's like he tells the staff that works there if they're com if their comics they can check out to go do a spot wow like and then come check back in like i mean he's paying up comics crazy he won't let me tell people how much but it's crazy really i mean it's crazy so like crazy than a regular comedy club night because y'all make fucking money well it's different than way for like a spot pay oh got you got you got we make money

when we're on the road but like when we go do a spot in the city or something like that I mean, it's probably different for him too, though, because his clientele. Like, I mean, you got to think Rogan has been, I mean, number one, he's a comedian. But then number two, think about all the cashier he's built in the comedy community by launching so many careers via his podcast. So everybody in their mom is going to go to his podcast. Of course, like, it's like the least we could do is go out there and, you know, spread the word about the club. Not like he needs it, but. I mean, it works.

I mean, I guess because I follow so many comedians. I know the name of it. Comedy Mother's show. There we go. And, bro, it's like impossible to get tickets. for it. The show's been sold out. Really? And it's just like, it's just crazy to see a scene really get built

out of, I mean, it's not like they didn't have a little bit of a scene, but they didn't have it like this. I mean, this is a place where people can go and develop comedically now. I like seeing comedians do that. Dave Chappelle's doing that. He's building a comedy club. I mean, he's already got that whole the shack thing going on in Yellow Springs,

but he's actually building a vicinity. Yeah, he's building a venue in a, and where's it? Where's he at? Isn't it Yellow Springs? Is that the name? Did that the whole town, Yellow Spring? It's the town in Ohio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Where he lives. Yeah, I was just in Columbus. I was there this weekend for my daughter's cheerleading tournament. I went to Key West to go to the Premier of All You Day. God, it's me, Margaret. And then I went to Columbus. That was Friday. And I went to Columbus on Saturday.

Because my daughter had a cheerleading competition. I didn't even know Duval was going to be in town. Oh, and then you linked with Duval? Yeah, Duval was there all weekend. Oh, wow. And that was good because I hadn't seen Duval set in a long time. And is he talking about? Oh, man, it's fantastic.

He's, Oh, it's fantastic. He's just, he's finally not working hard. Ah! He's finally not working hard. He's out there just, he's got a reason to sit down

because he's hurt, you know what I mean? And, like, the first however many minutes is just him talking about what he's just recently been through with the accident and stuff starts off with a great sketch

of the whole situation. Like, it's good, you know what I mean? And then from beginning to end, he don't lose him. Yeah, you know? And because it's personal, it's funny. Yeah. And then he mixes in the music.

Like, yeah, DuBall's a one-man musical. Yes. He's literally a one-man musical. Yes, he is. And I don't think, I can't think of any other comedian

that can do that. No. Like, with music you actually want to hear. Yeah. Like, you're going there because you know you're going to hear

live in my best life and you're going to love it. And then he doesn't, what he does? I think he did dropping dick off? No, it wasn't dropping dick off? What's the other thing?

Christmas trees. There's something about fucking. Oh, no. You're going to get this dick. I'm no tailing, She loved her some do-ball. Are we fucking in the night? Are we fucking in the night?

Oh, that's the old one when he did at BT's Confield. You don't get this thing? Did it? You don't get this thick. But, no, it was good. I love it. I like, I don't know. I just like comedy, man.

I'm a comedy fan. I like watching Duvall. I like watching Jay Skiy, J.Skiy funny and shit. I like watching Erica Dutches. I like watching Nod. I just like comedy. I am a comedy connoisseau. And what I like about comedy clubs,

people that go to comedy clubs like comedy. Yeah. They're there because they're there because they're. They like stand-up. They know what they're there for. They know what the two drink fucking minimum. They know the food ain't that great. You know what I'm saying?

But they're there to watch comedy. That's what I like. So, yeah, man, everybody built a comedy club. You should do one in the shows. Yeah, I just did. I just did a- No, no, you should build a club. Oh, build a comedy club.

Yeah, why not? No. I was talking to you about that. I was like, yeah, that's a whole other, you know, like list of. Yo, with Caroline's going away, it's going to be a big ass. whole in the ecosystem in New York. I mean, the comedy cellar is building another club.

They've just been killing it. New York comedy clubs been killing it. You know, they got the stands. There's plenty of clubs in the city that are doing great and thriving. You just said, Buck, Caroline. Actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Black Effect Podcast Festival.

First ever Black Effect Podcast Festival. first ever Black Effect podcast festival happening April 22nd, Atlanta, Georgia, Pullman Yards, man. I really got to thank y'all because, you know, if y'all keep buying tickets, the way y'all buying tickets, we're definitely going to sell out. It should be, I'm talking about really soon, you know what I mean?

Next week or two, you know, so make sure you go get your tickets. It's hosted by myself and my good sister, Jess, hilarious. We got 85 South Show on that podcast stage. We've got horrible decisions, man, Dian Weezy. Um, Jacelle, Brian and Robin Dixon will be there doing reasonably shady. Michelle Williams will be there doing checking in. Uh, AJ and Tan Bam will be doing the We Talk Back podcast. Big Facts podcast will be there with DJ Scream.

Big Bank, Baby Jade. Um, I know I'm forgetting some people, but we got a business and podcasting panel. Alex Media is on that with Weezy, along with the president of Black Effect. Uh, Dali Bishop. Tamika Mallory is on that panel. Um, there's a woman in podcasting panel, too. I forget who's all. all on that one. But come up, pull up, man. You know, we got food. Louis V's providing the soundtrack.

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things don't go to where you necessarily want them to go, you know? And so, you know, we knew it needed to be down south and, you know, doing it in Atlanta has been fantastic. So, like I said, go get your tickets because if y'all keep buying tickets the way you y'all buying tickets. We'll definitely be sold out for the 20 seconds. So, thank you. Now, let's get back to the show. Damn, we didn't talk about Takashi, 6-9.

What happened with Takas? He jumped on him in the LA Fitness. Oh, yeah, that's right. In Florida. Do you think he paid the guys? No, not at all. Wait, what? Not even a little bit.

You don't think it was a Jesse Smolet? No, not at all. He was beat the fuck up. Yeah, not even a little. Oh, really? Oh, you see the video? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just saw him working out with his bubble jacket on the treadmill.

No, that wasn't a bubble jacket. That was one of those workout jackets that people wear when they be in, like, the sanas and shit. Like, you never seen those, like those weighted jackets? I mean, it looked like a baby fat jacket. I think it was just a bubble jacket. I don't think so. Yeah, look at that.

I don't know. When I saw that and I was like, oh, this seems peculiar. Like, you don't work out in the ball. By the way, we never saw him in the sauna. That's the funny thing about the internet. Like, for all we know, he could have been leaving the gym and putting his jacket on the lead. He might have just got there. You know what I mean?

He might not even have got out of his jacket. I thought it was one of those weighted jackets that people, you know, work out in. I mean. You know, the thing about that video, man, I know people are going to laugh. You know, you've been waiting for 6'9 to get it. But the reality of the situation is you don't, you know, if you want to laugh cool, I would tell you to learn from this. Because 6'9 has been doing on the Internet the same thing.

A lot of y'all motherfuckers are doing on the Internet right now. Talking that shit. You know what I'm saying? You're talking slick. You're talking greasy. you're making fun of the day, you're telling people to suck your dick. You know, you're inviting people to the fade.

You're telling people you're going to fuck them up when you see them. And, you know, some people are ready to test your gangster when they see you out of the street. And what's scary about this? That wasn't no artist. That wasn't nobody in the industry.

That was just some random people in L.A. fitness who decided they wanted to see if you bought that shit, you'd be kicking. Yeah. So, you know, for everybody out there, y'all think that, you know, you can pop shit, stay online, you know, not go to industry events, avoid all of that.

You don't know who has it out for you when you make yourself the bad guy. You know, and it ain't always the artist sending people to fuck you up. It could just be random people who are fans of those artists. Are random people who don't like what you represent. Could be just random people who, for all we know, there might have been some Italians

who don't like snitches. Yeah. We don't know. You know what I mean? So it's just like, you know, I didn't laugh. I just was like, it should be a learning lesson

for a lot of individuals. You can and will get touched. There's no escaping it, okay? I've been punched in the back of my head. It's on camera, go see it, can I get it drop? This shit y'all haven't seen. Getting in fights across the street

from the radio station at the pharmacy. You know what I mean? Not to mention tons of rappers who ran down on me or just regular people who have heard something said about them on Breakfast Club, whether I said it or not.

If you're the face of something, when they see you, they don't want to see what that's about. Yeah. So, you know, you can laugh, but I just hope you're learning, but this could be any of you all at any given moment. What do you think will happen to those guys? Nothing.

I mean, it's illegal to do what they did. Do the police care enough to go after them in press charges? It doesn't matter if they care or not. They did an illegal act and it's on camera. Like, you can't. Somebody got to press charges. Somebody got to press charges. Yeah, somebody got to press charges.

If somebody kills somebody else, nobody presses charges. Well, police got to investigate. That's the thing. If there was an assault that happened, I mean, that's crazy if Takashi is going to snitch on trial, but not now. Like, once you start snitching, it's just, let's keep it going. Police are investigating. I thought I read something while I started police are looking for the suspects. I mean, because now Takashi got to make an example.

Takashi got to go, if you beat me up for no reason. We will find you, and I will make your life a living hell. Those people don't care. Everybody cares. I don't want to go to get my license renewed. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, it's just an inconvenience. If you jump somebody in a public place like L.A. Fitness on camera,

you're fully aware of whatever consequences could come with that. So they want it? The guy looked at the camera and said, turn the camera on. I want to be famous now. Oh, you only hear that part in the video. I heard that. But I don't think guys that do something like that are really thinking about the contract staff.

I don't believe that. Every single one of those dudes seemed like they knew exactly what they were doing. That's the other thing that y'all don't understand. Some motherfuckers are willing to take the charge. They don't give a fuck. That's why I was like, yo, did he pay them? Like, it's just so peculiar. Y'all got a really.

Someone else paid him? No. Y'all got a really nice life, guys. Some people will come get you. and be happy with coming to get you. They fucked them up. They have no question. I just want to know if it's worth fucking them up.

Like, how long do you go do, like, if you gang assault, what is that called lynching? You're not going to get no time for that. There's no time? Probably get probation, some shit like that. You get a good lawyer. You're not getting no time for that. If you just... Gang assault.

No, you don't get no time for that. You'll spend time. This is bad. Like, if you just, like, punch somebody, you probably won't get no time for that. They're beating on it. You're not going to get. Get no jail time bad. Who was that fucking piece of shit?

Zimmerman. Zimmerman, right? His whole defense was, what was it? Staying the ground. It was a stand-the-ground thing, but it was specifically, he felt like his life was threatened because what was happening? He was being punched.

He said he was being attacked, yeah, yeah, yeah. But specifically he thought his life was threatened because he was being punched on the concrete. If Takashi had a legal gun and he shot those guys right there, that's to stay on your ground. That's in Florida too? Absolutely. On camera, if he had a legal gun on him and he pulled it out and shot those guys,

especially from that position on his back, he's not going to. Yeah. That's what I'm staying your ground. I saw the DA if they wanted to, they could probably charge for like an attempted manslaughter. Nah. It would be a manslaughter, not murder, man slaughter. No, it'd be lynching. Or.

No, it'd be lynching. They have that in the South when you jump somebody. Oh. When you jump somebody It's a lynching charge Let me look it up When you jump somebody They're fucking him up, yo

I mean that hurts Let me see jumping They call it lynching down south Linching charge carries In Florida I mean listen To be honest with you It ain't that bad

How long? No no I'm saying What happened to him isn't that bad Bro he's alive And he got He walked out Yeah that is I've seen people get

I think people get jumped and they ain't walking nowhere. The one I thought that really did it when dude stepped on his rib. That shit looked like it broke his fucking rib cage, man. That's what I'm saying. You talk about it's fake. If he's fake, he needs to be a wrestler. If he paid for that, I don't even know what to look up. I thought it was lynching.

But, you know, I mean, that's not going to pay, you're going to spend time, meaning that you'll get arrested. You're going to have to bail out. You're going to have to pay for a lawyer. You know what I'm saying? But you're not going to go to jail for that. You'll get probation or some shit. I mean, I have a hard time believing this is the first time these guys have ever been involved in criminal activity.

So, like, what if you've done a few criminal things before? Now the judge is looking at that and going, all right, well, you guys are a menace to society or something like that. Repeat offender. I don't know. It just like, it seems to me that this is a big risk these guys are taking in order to beat up a guy who may or may not have done anything directly to them. Bro, some people are, I'm telling you. I guess, yeah. But by the way, I don't know if it was for clout them.

Are they, they, they, clearly for the cloud. Now, this is just me speculating. This is me telling y'all that, this is me doing what I told you all not to do about people like Jonathan and Jeremy and all of them guys, right? That's just fun, though. This is, what if these are some Italians? They're Latin Kings. Okay, so they don't like snitches. I didn't know they was Latin Kings.

How you knew that? That's what the blogs. I'm listening to the blogs. I'm listening to them. But that's a good theory. Yeah. If they're Latin kids, if they're gang, if they're any type of organized crimes. So now you're going after snitches.

Yeah. Okay. That makes more sense. Yeah. That makes more sense. That's all that is. That's all that is. But I'll tell you, don't learn from this shit because there's a lot of y'all out there.

Boy, y'all living very reckless, living very dangerous with your mouth. I'm also like, yeah, I guess it's different. It's a different when you live by a criminal code because you have to uphold that code. Yeah. Like, I'm looking at this and I'm not assuming that they were criminals, right? I'm assuming there were some dudes that were, like, upset at Takasio for snitchin and upset that he was saying all. It might be. And it might be.

Might just be stands with some artists that he's shitting on. I don't know. But if those are the homies, I'd be like, bro, like, you know, you got, maybe you got fucking kids, you got a girl. Like, is all this is getting that off worth losing everything you got for having no direct personal connection to the man? Maybe they do have direct personal connection. But if there isn't any, it's like, like, if that's your boy, that's your best friend,

it's like, bro, we can't even watch football on Sundays, man. Like, if you locked up, we got. a plant, we got a trip to plan to Dominican Republic like, you know, we got 18 prostitutes lined up. Like, what are you going to do? You're going to fuck this up for everybody? Once again, this is just something to learn from because some motherfuckers will come get you.

Some motherfuckers is not worried about the consequences of their actions at all. They're willing to take the charge. That's why you just got to be, you got to be willing to deal with the consequences of your actions. That's why I don't like motherfuckers who played a victim after they go do some shit. If you're going to be talking that shit and threatening people, telling people to come see you, When they do, don't act surprised. Motherbuckers is like,

oh, they shouldn't have jumped them. It's not the right energy. It's not the right energy. You can't, you can't determine whether they jump you or not. Not the right energy. Shit is crazy. Now, um. Nashville school shooting?

Yeah, like, okay. How do we stop school shootings? Okay, I don't know if you could ever stop them. How do we reduce them? You reduce them by putting metal detectors in the schools. Well, I have a, few scenarios. You put metal detectors in the schools and you got to have private armed security. You know, whether there's old police officers who are no longer on the force who

have security companies, hired them to guard your schools. I don't want to see it, Taylor. God damn, Taylor. But she shot her way in. Our private armed security. A girl, bro. She shot her where? I don't know. I saw a video of her like shooting the door. That don't happen if private armed security is there. They're taking advantage of vulnerable people. They're going there because they know that there's no guns. There's nobody shooting back. You can go in here and call this much of Mayhem as possible.

It's like if you have if you have armed security, I'm not talking about every single teacher. I'm talking about armed security at every entrance of the school. Yes. They're going to know that they're going into a war zone if they start popping. They should put a sign in the school that says this school has armed security. Like the same way you drive by residences and you see, oh, they got an alarm system.

Oh, but wear a dog. Let me ask you a question. If instead of school shootings, and I don't want this to happen, I just want to put this out there, if instead of school shooters, the politicians that support no background checks on guns, if they were getting shot at, I'm not even saying they're getting killed, they're getting shot at. and if every month another politician who's like

no background checks gets shot at their home, their office, whatever. How long? And I'm not saying that the no background check

doing background checks fixes the problem. I'm just saying once it was on their doorstep, how soon before they start saying well maybe we should do some background checks, maybe we should change some things.

Because clearly schools getting shot up isn't making us change anything, right? But I'm curious if it was on their doorstep, if you saw the people who are like, we need no background checks at all, I'm sure as if they were getting shot at, I don't even want to put out there in the world that they're getting killed, but they're getting shot. But what you're saying is true because politicians have security. You know what I'm saying? Most elected officials have some private security, whether they have security that's given to them by the government. They have private security. They had to go to work

every single day going. It might be the day that somebody walks in and starts shooting at them. Yeah. What I tell people to do, man, is Google who are the senators who have benefited the most from our NRA money? And you'll see that the NRA has spent

a lot of money on political campaigns. You're pro-gun. You're pro-gun dude. Very. I'm a pro-gun dude. I'm pro-gun, but I'm also pro-gun safety legislation. Yes. I'm also pro-comonsense gun legislation. I love the idea of background checks. I love the idea of licensing. I love the idea of

going through different. I don't want to take away one second. I don't want to take away our right right to have guns. I think it's a very important. A gun took this person out. That is also another thing. A gun took this person out. So if you have armed security at the school, either that person gets taken out before anybody, to get killed or they don't even think about coming in the school. And I'm going to tell you something else. I'm not opposed to teachers having guns either, buddy. I'm not opposed to that at all. If you are-

I just don't want a teacher to feel like, I don't want a woman who wants to get into education or a man who wants to get into education also to feel like they have to be a trained assassin in order to teach. I agree. But what if that teacher, what if that teacher is already a gun owner?

What if that teacher has guns at her house? She has the right to potentially get that. Yeah. What if that teacher has, what if he or her has guns at the house and carries guns in their car, but they just don't carry guns in the school, because they're not allowed. That'd all be dependent on, like, the rules of the school.

And the school might have a rule that, like, you have to be a licensed law enforcement agent in order to carry in the school. We can work that out. 100%. But I do like this idea, because from talking to law enforcement people, they said that once you start shooting back at the kid, most of them kill themselves because they're cowards.

And they... That's why you go attacking innocent school. Of kids, the elementary school kids. Yeah. So the... the fact that there would be people in that school that were armed and ready to go. They wouldn't think about it. Well, they have in certain circumstances where you've had those security guards for the school run out of the school.

I forget which place that was. Were they armed, though? I think they were. I don't know if they were armed. Oh, maybe they weren't armed. Yeah, I don't know if they were armed, man. Listen, man, and the reason most of these senators refuse to support common-sense gun reform is because the NRA is in their pocket. It's just that simple.

It's really just that simple. It's just sad, man. You know, and they keep saying that the person is transgender. This was confusing to me, too, though, because they kept saying that it was a transgirl? But they kept saying transgender woman. So that means that the dude that's transitioning? No, they said she was born a biological woman. Okay.

So I didn't understand why the news kept calling her a transgender woman. Because she's a woman who transitioned to a guy. I want to know exactly. I also think that parents should be. charge for the crimes of the kid if the kid steals their gun. This person is 28. No, I know. I'm just saying for the times where

it's a kid who takes the parents' gun and does something with it. I'm not mad at that. Yeah, because then the parents will have to... I'm not mad at that. You know, be more responsible. Everybody got to be more responsible. I'm not mad at that. That's a great point. You're going to lock away your gun from your child. If you have,

if you run the risk. You're not even going to let your child know where the gun is. You're not even going to let the child know where the gun is in the house. You might not even let your child know you got a gun. You know what I'm saying? Like if you're one of those things, God forbid somebody breaks in your house, you're like, oh shit, mom got a pistol?

Pop's got a pistol. I didn't know. Yeah. You know? The tricky thing is obviously like there's a lot of families that, you know, they live on land and they have, they actually have to have a gun because fucking bears will pull up to their backyard. You know, they go out hiking, they go out camping.

They want to make sure they take a rifle in case they run into a fucking loose. Like, People would drive around and pick up trucks with the rifles right in the back window. Like, guns are regular. My dad used to leave the 357 on the dresser. We got to do something. Like, for real. We got to do something.

I think, yo, listen, we already know the government ain't going to do shit, right? Clearly. Yeah. And it's the other thing that people got to admit, this is the American way. I hate when politicians get on TV and say shit like, this isn't who we are. Yes, it's exactly. Who the fuck are we then? This is exactly who we've been.

And we've been this way for a long time. Instead of saying American as Apple Five, it should say as American is mass shootings. You know, so we know politicians aren't going to do anything because we know the NRAs and, you know, a lot of these senators' pockets, right? So my suggestion is you might just have to let the teachers arm themselves, yo. At this point, if you're able to carry a firearm and you're legally licensed to carry a firearm, you carry at home, you carry in your car, if you're a teacher and you want to, want to bring it into the school.

Depending on what state you in, let them do it, man. What else we're going to do? We're going to keep letting our people just be vulnerable. Teachers and students just vulnerable to these cowards that keep running up in these schools and killing people? I think it starts with armed security at the school. I would love that, but who's going to pay for that? I would love for our taxpayer dollars to go to paying for private armed security

at the school. All of these veterans that are out here, you know, looking for things to do, all of these former police officers, like I said earlier, who got these security firms. Give them the contracts. They'd love to do it. When I say they would love to do it, they would love to do it. And you don't even need a lot. Depending on the size of the school, depending on, you know, the entrances to the school and how you get in the school,

you just need one person guarding a door arm. One person guarding the door. I'm like, why is the airport got all the security? The school should have all the security, just like the airport. No, let me take that back. Airports definitely need a lot of things. Yes. I mean, I've got a little carried away.

Got a little carried away. Okay. The airport definitely needs security. But these schools need security just like that. That's also true. You don't think, you, yo, you don't think a tripping in the airport. Yeah. You walk in the airport, walking New York on a random Tuesday,

and look at all them soldiers in there with their big ass fucking machine guns. And you tell me you're going to try something in the airport. Yes, the safest place in the planet. Come on, man. I don't even say certain words out loud. Like, I don't say gun or a bomb. I don't say nothing. Nothing.

I remember one of the ladies that Hudson News said to Michelle, man, you just in here with no security. I'm like, man, no. the airport. Yeah. Could not be in a safer place. I said, I'm about to call somebody on you. By the way, y'all got to stop doing this to me. When people see me, because I was at my daughter's Chilean competition, just because the securities, don't think security not there, right? But this one dude was like, man, you're just out here with no security, whatever. I know, I got security. Like, I ain't one of them. I'm not a rapper out here. I ain't got no security. I'm not

that no. My security is here. You know what I mean? You just don't see him. You just don't see him. And when you say things to me like you don't have no security, guess what I'm texting? The security. Watch this person, right? Watch this. Watch this. See the person in the green hat? Watch this motherfucker.

You know what I'm saying? Why are you coming up to me asking me why I don't got no security? That's not a weird thing to ask, yeah. It's a weird thing to ask. That's crazy to me. What else we got, Taylor? Let's do some asking idiots, man. What was it done here today?

Baby Daniel. you're the 65-year-old man. Maybe Daniel, could someone tell us if the guy's trans or not, the kid who shot the school up? They say he's trans-trial. You're not seeing the front page of the Daily News today? Oh, no. Transgender killer.

Oh, God. It said transgender killer and had a picture of a little kid in a glass on a bus looking terrified. And the front page of the daily news was transgender killer or something. What did it say, Alex? I saw it today.

I read it this morning. Oh, so she used to go. go to this school. I was just confused because at first the news just kept saying a woman. And then when they said it was a transgender, I just assumed it was a guy who transitioned into a woman. But then they said, no, she was born female. And I was all the way confused.

So what does she trans as? I don't know. But does it matter when somebody walks into a school and kills kids? He's a kid killer. She's a kid killer. Whatever. And don't be fucking mad at me for getting the pronouns wrong when a person kills kids. I'm confused.

I don't know what the hell's going on. They killed a bunch of kids. That's what they did. Baby Daniel, he wants to know what it feels like to be a baby girl. He identifies, he's a 65-year-old New York man who identifies as a baby girl. He broke into a daycare, stole a bunch of diapers, drank up all the formula because he wants to know what it feels like to be a baby girl named Daniel. Is it possible, Charlemagne?

I didn't make any of this up. You know that. Y'all are laughing like I'm not, I'm taking them seriously. Is it possible that there are trans people who are born in the wrong body and they're experiencing excruciating pain for being emotionally one gender and then physically another gender? And also there are mentally ill people that are taking advantage of. of this transnake and kind of using it to gain, like, protection from their mental illness. Yes.

This seems like mentally ill behavior. When I see people like, I identify as a frog, that is mentally ill behavior. Until they say ribbit. And then, and then I'm like, oh, you're right, you're a frog. And then when you see that, they got that crazy vertical. Oh, shit. You know what I mean?

They jumping out the gym. They might be a frog. That's what I'm saying. They might be a frog. Come on. Come on. And you see him eat some pussy. real weird, they just back, you might be a frog.

The way you eat pussy, like a little mosquito sitting on it. You know what? There might be something to this. Oh, my God, man. Did you hear a story about that? I think it was a lady in Jersey that she faked her birth certificate to go back to high school. Why? She was like, I think 29 to 30.

Fake the birth certificate so she can do high school over again. For what? Want to live the glory days? I don't know. That's these women trying to act. Look how young I am. Like, that's just like, I look so good for my age. I can sneak into high school.

Like, I don't think there's anything to do with like, identifies a 14 year old. Trans teenagers, wow. Yeah. Is that what that is? Would you be considered a trans? And is this person considered trans baby? You know what I mean?

Trans booboo? You know what I mean? My little trans boo. My little trans boo. Come here. Come here. Come here. Let me burp you.

And do you say he's 65 years old or do you say he's 780 months? You know what's so crazy about this, though? Listen, you know what's really crazy about this? Think about this. You're 65. Yeah. Give it about another decade or so? You being diapers.

You're being diapers. Somebody's going to be wiping your ass. Somebody's going to be feeding you. You're about to be a trans baby. You're going to go back to being a baby. Like, you'll be, just give it a minute. Like, you're rushing this, buddy. That's funny.

You're rushing this, man. Yeah. A baby girl named Daniel. This meant a- Why don't we commit people like, no seriously, why don't we just commit? Why don't we commit people like that? I think a lot of people are at least give them a test, right? Like, at least let's see.

Well, I think that's the test. Like, do you think you're a baby? Yeah. You're crazy. And that person right there could walk into Florida, or any store in Florida and buy a gun right now. That person could go in the tech. and buy a gun right now.

There you go. You know what I'm saying? There you go. My God. It is a weird. It is a weird thing. And I'm telling you, I've sat down, I've talked to trans people, and I 100% believe that they are a woman inside.

Yeah. A man's body. Like, I believe it, a thousand percent. Yeah. I'm convinced 100%. I think that this happens in life and I think that there are anomalies that happen all the time in life. You see these different people.

We're talking about this on Flager. There are people that are born with fucking 11 fingers. or people born with three arms. There's tons. You have 7 billion people on the planet. Statistically, there's going to be some oddities for sure. So I'm not taking away the fact that there are trans people that are born in the wrong body. What I'm saying is, I think that they're also mentally ill people that are taking advantage of what trans is.

Trans people should actually speak out against cases like. Yes. It completely discredits their whole argument. You don't want to be looped into these fucking wackos. That's right. A 65-year-old that thinks he is a four-year-old baby. And if you're trans so that people do. don't take away from you, you got to be like, well, people can identify with whatever they want.

No, you're like, that's some goofy shit. No, we had a trans listener called Breakfast Club and say that this is some bullshit. You know, this guy is full of shit. He's clearly mentally ill. There was a woman who called, I think, I don't know if she was a trans man or was a trans woman. I'm not sure, but she was trans and she called and said, like, this is a problem. I said, well, isn't that what people could say about you too? Like, should we be kind of aware of this guy's feelings?

could there be potentially something to this? Like, I'm just, you know, because we're in that, you don't want to just dismiss people's feelings, right? That's what they told us, you know? So I just felt it kind of like, you know, is it a tad bit hypocritical for you just dismiss this person like this? Yeah. You know?

Listen, I'm with you. I'm dismissing the fuck out of it. You know what I'm saying? I'm dismissing, and I'm talking about this baby Daniel guy. I'm dismissing the hell out of him. Yeah. You know what I'm dismissing the hell out of him, you know? Because I agree with Schultz.

I do feel like transgender people do believe what they believe. But I also feel like there's a lot of people taking advantage of being able to identify as whatever you want to identify. You know? Because I think all of us, where anybody that's human with a soul will agree, you want people to be able to just to live their life. Like trans people should be able to live their life. They should have rights.

They shouldn't be getting killed for who they are. We all know that. I just think it's when people's. intelligence starts to get insulted is when you get a lot of the pushback. You know what I'm saying? When it's the... You're taking advantage, dude. Yeah, when it's the woman sports thing or even this guy, baby, it's like, come on now.

So because the first thing you read, when you read a story like this, you're like, see, this is what happens when you open Pandora's Box. That's what everybody thinks when they read this. You open Pandora's Box and you let people identify as what they want to identify as. You're going to have 65-year-old men saying that they're 780 months and they identify baby girls named Daniel. You know? So, yeah.

I don't know, man. Yeah, we'll figure it out. It will all organize itself. No, the fuck, we won't. Yeah. None of this is going to be figured out, Shokes. Well, a comet will hit Earth and we'll be dead instantaneously. That's it.

That's it. But, bro, it's it. That could also happen. None of this. When I say none of this will be figured out, I mean this with the utmost optimism about life. I'm not being pessimistic in any way, shape, or form. I love life.

I'm happy. I'm just telling you what it is. Right. None of this shit is going to be figured out. We're not going to figure out this identity shit. We're not going to figure out the gun shit. We're not going to figure out mental health initiatives. Life is just going to continue to get weirder and weirder,

stranger and stranger. And when the aliens pop up, when the aliens finally decide. All organized. That might be what we need. You see that as the way to unify society in a lot of these fantasy novels. But that would unify humans at least. No, it would. If aliens came.

and attacked all of Earth, we would be forced to come together to try to thwart the aliens attack. No. You think we're going to be beefing with each other? Yeah. What's the most together you've ever seen Americans in your life?

9-12. I was going to say New York was together. New York City. 9-12, all of America was like, yo, it's go-time. It's go-time. Maybe. I just think people are so strong in their convictions.

Like if you are real racist, that has nothing making you ride with a black person or a Jewish person. But you ain't riding with a black person or a Jewish person. You ride with other Americans for America. I don't believe that we could ever see it like that. What's the closest? I guess what I'm saying. I mean, 9-12 was the thing that came to my mind. So imagine aliens do that to all of Earth is that's where it's go time.

That's where we call up China. We call up Russia. We even call it North Korea. We're like, yo, let's get it pop. I don't think they're fucking with us. But they're not fucking with aliens. We don't know that. I'm not doing this with you.

We don't know that. I'm not doing this with you. We don't know that. I don't know that. If aliens come down and they look just like Asians. Okay. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to go with you on this.

We don't know. We don't know where. So we go, call him first, me, go, what's up with your fans? What are you going to do with all that? What did I say? What's not? What's all going to do that? What y'all going to do that?

What y'all going to do that? You guys saying there hunky tongue taxi. Hey, what's all going to do that. What y'all going to do now? Hi there, China. Hey there, hey there, China. What y'all going to do now, China? Y'all seeing your cousins came by, what y'all going to do now?

Huh? Is y'all, is y'all planning this together? Is this some sort of family reunion or something? What's y'all going to do now? By the way, you're laughing, but what if the aliens come out and they are black? What if they are white? What if they look like that? No, no.

What if the aliens come down, cocked the weapons, pointed at all of our heads, and then just say, What, talk on to that? What's our car to? And then we just think, I knew it. We knew this shit for the longest. Get your people.

But it's true, or what if they come out and they look just like us? Where aliens to somebody? But in this hypothetical, we're saying it's aliens. Yes. We are. But what if they come out and they look just like us? They're just able to live in different conditions and they got higher intelligence.

Then what? Now motherfuckers is confused this shit. I'm telling you. You got these racist like, I hate aliens for two reasons. You know what's crazy though? They might not be racist because they don't have the societal constructs that we have. No, we're saying our racist. Oh, no, I'm with you.

Our racist sees, see a black alien. You'd be like, oh, this would be a good plot of a movie. The aliens come down, right? Yeah, yeah. And the rednecks, they see the white aliens. Oh, yeah, buddy, it's over for you, motherfuckers now. You know what I'm saying? Then they go and they're talking to the white aliens come out.

Then the black aliens come like, oh shit. It's on never. The black aliens come. If your Metro don't. Damn, they really was. Space ships on Bankheads. But listen, the crazy part is they don't even know what the fuck we're talking about. And what the fuck are y'all talking about?

Yeah. And they start wiping us all out. Who? Then what? The black aliens, the white aliens, the Chinese-looking aliens, they all just wiping out all of us. Because they came to get rid of Earthlings. So then what do we do? We don't know what the fuck to do. No, you're just making the argument.

We have to start looking ourselves like Earthlings. That might bring us together. Now that. Oh, my God. This motherfucker, man. I was, no, it was nuanced. No, no, no, no, no. Shost just said aliens, nuance to it.

If the aliens come down and they look just like us. I try my best every week. You know what I mean? I do my darndest, I do my hardest. Listen, don't judge him. It's the smartest man I've ever worked with. No, man. He's a true genius.

He's a true genius. He's a true genius. This man is an absolute true genius. It's nuanced to what I say. He's also capable of doing some of the most retarded shit I ever seen in my inside life. Now, once it was his idea that the aliens attacking us would make us all be together, he was like, now we're talking. That makes sense because I thought of it. That's how you know is a good idea. When you thought of the same exact thing and pitching to me, there was no way

that could have been a good idea. I just needed to think of it. No, if it's just, if it's just aliens, and we don't know what they look like, it might not work, but if they look just like us, it'll be confusing enough to bring us all together. Right. Because we don't know who's who. But then how would we even know to be together because we wouldn't trust any of us? What if you're a super racist? Yeah.

And now being that aliens look black and they look Asian. And they look? Now you got a reason to, you're racist. You got a reason just to kill everybody. Oh, wow. Now you're a white supremacist. I didn't know. Oh.

You know what I'm saying? First week is going to be fun. Man, sure. What are you talking about? We're alien bashing time, right? I thought y'all are aliens over here on a stoop selling weed. And you don't want Trump to say kill all the aliens. Woo!

People going to post up at the border and it's all that's happening. Can you go on a mic though? Why don't you go on a mic? God damn. You're about to break that fucking chair. Okay. So how would we tell, though, if one's an alien, one's not? they're black Asian and everything else.

I don't know. That's the point. Come on think. We keep riding on to it. Oh, oh, oh. Like, what would we, how would we be able to tell it's not a real black person? It's a black alien. Yeah.

Yeah, you're right. Because by the time they get here, they would soak up so much of our culture and everything that they would be able to manipulate us. But they would only get the culture we give them. We would have to have, like, nuanced black. Like, we'd have to, like, watch an alien shower. And if they don't use the washcloth to watch their ass, they go. Oh shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a fake black person. That's a fucking alien. No. And if they're white, how will we know? They don't have a washcloth at all. They don't have a washcloth at all, bro. No, it should be, yeah. Yeah, that's what he's saying.

How do we know if the white aliens actually white? They wouldn't have a washcloth. Yeah. Remember that TV show aliens where they used to like, it was like water or something they'd pour on them? Not the, not the movie signs. No, no, no, there wasn't signs. There was a movie. There was a TV show that used to come on Fox back in the day.

to watch it all the time called aliens. And it was something that, it was something they were allergic to. Y'all don't remember that TV show used to come on Fox? They had the weird heads, like their heads were like pussies. Cone heads? Nah, it wasn't cone heads. I'm not that old, bro. Y'all remember aliens?

Nah, bro. You don't remember aliens, Chris? Nah, bro. Get the fuck out of here. You don't know, man. Oh, you washed, bro. Yeah, you washed. Aliens, Fox TV.

Yo, you watched out here, bro. Alien Nation, that's what it was called. Y'all don't remember Alien Nation? No, man. Oh, that shit was great on Fox. It started off as a film and then it became a TV show. Yeah, in Los Angeles, humans live alongside extraterrestrial humanoids. All right.

Oh, wow. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. The underscore corner says, finally saw Creed, MBJ, and Majors would kill Alex and Schultz with their left-ass cheek. That's what I'm talking about, baby. That's not even a question. That was just a fucking statement. Jesus Christ That was just a statement

I could beat a left ass cheek Come on, man. You ain't beat no... I'm not gonna lie. I mean, objectively speaking, like I saw there was a clip of him like hitting the pads

and stuff like that and it's not bad but there's no he has no chance. Yeah. Alex, you would have run from a left ass cheek before you ran from

an actual person. If a guy walked in here right now pulled his pants down and just came at you ass first, you are going to run.

and where you go. Second Amendment. But what? Second Amendment. What? The right to eat ass? What? Carrey, isn't it?

2A? Oh, 2A is right to, yeah. You can't shoot him. Why not? Because he's got his back to you. In New York City, you can't do that. So he's coming at you ass first. You can't shoot him in the back.

Can you legally run over and fuck it? What amendment is that? I mean, if they're running the ass towards you, It's not consent That's an attack That's an attack You probably would have to ask Can you be attacked by a good time

Could you say Your Honor He was attacking me with a good time So I had to take advantage of that I don't know what to do your honor Yeah we won't have to mark this one Why he's attacking us Yeah

He's running us with his ass open I don't know that's a good question What does that mean? heck if I feel like my life's in danger my life's a danger so you fuck them that ain't gonna fly in court house I thought like my life was a danger judge

so I fucked him yeah it happens in jail all the time yeah whispering in his ear you got whisper in his ear what's all going to do now what you're going to do now

imagine the ass cheeks coming at you what if the aliens are asscheats what if the aliens are just two asscheats coming off the airplane at the mothership what y'all going to do now Yes. What y'all gonna do now?

You know? Sounded like rednecks, but they red cheeks. Come on, bro. Sean X. Solo says... Imagine they landed in Atlanta, bro. Whoa. Come on, dude. What y'all go to?

This is what it sound like. What y'all go? Oh. Go to Atlanta boy. Threatening them with a good time if you want to. What y'all go? Blah. can't even get their whole thread out.

What's the other? I love it here. Sean X. Solo said, we learn from all mistakes, yet we're always so afraid to make one. Ooh, where is this true for you? Learn to our mistakes. Where is it true for me? Just life.

Life period. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, here's the thing. You can't be. be afraid to make mistakes because if you're actually trying, if you're actually attempting to do things in life, you're going to make mistakes. Like the only time you won't make mistakes is if you ain't doing shit, if you're not taking no risk, if you're not taking no chances, if you're not even trying to be successful, if you're not even trying to be, you know, an

entrepreneur, if you listen to what Soldier Boy told those people in Jersey and you're just like, fuck it, he's right, you're not going to make no mistakes. But if you're actually trying to prove Soldier Boy wrong and, you know, you're out there doing things, you're going to make mistakes. So, you know, it's true in just life. Yeah. In general. Yeah. I don't try to hit PRs in the gym anymore.

Interesting. Why? PRs? Yeah, like personal records. Oh, yeah, I don't do that shit no more. But why is that? It's not worth, like, if you push yourself too much, like you throw some out.

Yeah. Man, Alex, you're so fucking right. I should do that shit all the time. I was talking about that shit yesterday. Yeah. I literally talked about that shit with my cousin Tony yesterday because I was looking at that video of Dionne Sanders and he had the guys,

they were benching like 245 and like a lot of the guys couldn't do it and then Dion just got up under it and did it like five, six times and I was like, yo, I used to go to the gym and bench press 225 for no fucking reason.

Wow. Like why? Why was I doing an 80 pound dumbbell? Why? You could throw up 225, easy? Easy right now. Are you, you're like a strong dude? I think so.

I mean, that's a lot of weight for your weight. You probably only weigh like what? One 70. Right now I'm like 180, 181. I'm like, why? I'm just saying that's good. That's like a really good amount of weight.

Am I, am I off on that? Hold on. I want to know what Taylor getting that. What the fuck you mean? What you mean what? Teller, I said I'm 180. Speak your truth, Taylor. Speak your truth right now.

I'm the surprise. What's a surprise? What? Laura higher. I thought it was going to be hiring. What? This is a cut. No, no, no.

Stop. Because I'm ticketing in her and it's in all the right places. It's in all the right places. That's all it is. Yeah, you're not that far, though. Like, from a... From you? No.

No, I'm not 180. You're 180. No, I'm not 180. That's why you fucked that chair a 10 minutes ago. Damn, Taylor. One 80. Yeah, I am 140 now. Taylor walking to gym to treadmill, say, what are you going to do now?

What you're going to do now? I hate you. I hate drugs. I just felt like men are supposed to be... more have more weight than girls that's all not 180 let's do one more man what you

let's do one more what you what you're going to what you're going to do now oh my God oh my God this is a good one. We can end on this.

Always Zant says, what part of success would you give away if you had to? Easy call. Give away. Easy call. If I had to.

Go. Fame. You know? Like, that's, that's, yeah. You can have that. But I guess, I mean, you can't have one

without the other, I guess, you know what I mean? Not an entertainment in front of the camera. Not an entertainment in front of the camera, yeah. You know what I mean?

That's, that's about it part of success because people are weird bro people are weird yeah what part of success could we

could we give away definitely not I'm definitely not giving the money away the money is the best part and the fame the fame I'm like I don't

I don't care necessarily about fame but I do acknowledge that there are like amazing benefits to it you know like people wanting to work with you

wanting to help you it's good It's good until it's not. There are definitely issues that it can come with it. But there's also so much benefit. Like, people are so nice when they meet you. And maybe that's not necessarily just fame. It's like they appreciate your art.

They appreciate your creativity. That's what you always hope it is. Not just like a cloud thing. The part that I would give away, that's a really fucking good question. And I guess for me, it's like, you know, when it comes to the fame or the attention of it all, you got widows, you got widows who start looking up your family. You got widows who, you get your addresses and stupid shit like that. That's what I would do is, I would do is,

I would give away or give up, I guess, or I wouldn't want the people that don't care about the fame, how it kind of potentially affects them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, and any negative effects on my family, you know, that is always, that would be the thing that I, because we can take the cost of having some fame or success.

We're willing to pay that price. You can't just get all the praise in the fight, fucking accolades and everybody just fucking loves you, there's going to be the people that resent you or hate you or criticize you or just don't like you. And that is the cost of them. I'm fine with that. You have to be willing to pay that cost

when you get to a certain level. And if you're not willing to pay that cost, you're not built for that level of success. I'm fine with that. It's just the weird old shit. It's the, like I said, looking up your family. Yes, that is unfair.

I've had some dumb shit happen. Can you speak on it or? I don't really want to I'll tell you after the show I've had some stupid shit happening You just want your family to be safe That's it

And even you Because nowadays people get clout From doing shit to you Yeah You know what I mean Like you know Like I don't want to be

I hate when you just sit in somewhere And somebody just runs up on you With their phone Yeah And you don't know what they're doing that for I'm a person who's been attacked So I can My mind goes from

Attack I've had attack to you, yo man, safar shit was really that whack, like stupid shit like that. You know what I mean? But you're on edge because you've had the worst of it. I've had the worst of it.

So you're thinking about that when you went into the interaction. That's right. I think that's very reasonable. We're going to have people walking up to us with their camera saying, show what you're going to do now? Show me, what you're going to do now?

Listen, I've been so... I mean, that's funny. I got to be honest, man. I've been so lucky and, like, grateful that the interactions I've had with people who enjoy the content that we make have been like really pleasant and appreciative. 95% of them. I'll be lying if I said otherwise.

Yeah. Might probably hire 98% of them are. Yeah. From breakfast club to brilliant, whatever it is. 98% of all interactions are great. It's just that 2% you know. It's just a high 2% because of what could happen. So high for you in those situations.

Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. But that is a great, that is a great question. Is a great question. And I think it does force you to. kind of look at the price of this.

And I think the price is definitely worth it. It's worth it. But you got to be willing to pay for it, man. And you get so much from it. And you're not going to do nothing nobody else has to go through. If you get to a certain level where you, you know, you got to have security with you. That's the price of it. You know, that's the price.

It's small price to pay, you know. It's just those other inconveniences to people that aren't us. Yeah. You know? But we're so lucky, bro. So blessed. We are so fucking. So blessed.

As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots and don't know shit,

you're right too. It's the brilliant idiotous podcast. Thank you for listening. Peace.