The Brilliant Idiots - Cooner Than Later
Episode Date: July 30, 2020This week Charlamange Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss the fake docctor video retweeted by Trump, Trumps "Nobody Likes Me" comment, Terry Crews C.O.O.N comment, What makes a good Verzuz battle, and m...ore!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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It's so stupid.
It's positively brilliant.
The brilliant idiots podcast.
Shalamania guy.
Andrew Shultz.
We are the brilliant idiots.
Let's try this again, God damn it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
Another week of brilliant shit and another week of idiotic shit.
I'd be so sick of y'all in our fucking YouTube comments and on SoundCloud talking shit as if we come in here and try.
You know what I mean?
Like, what the fuck?
We're not scholars?
We ain't no motherfucking academics.
What we get wrong?
What we get wrong last week?
I don't even be knowing no more.
I just be reading the comments.
Like, Shalameen don't know what he's talking about.
Andrew don't know what he talking about.
I'm like, who gives a fuck?
Start your own podcast and dispute us then?
Was it, was it, uh, was it the Democratic shit?
Probably.
But, you know, that's divisive anyway, though.
Yeah.
Anytime you're talking politics, religion,
who's the greatest rapper?
That shit is divisive.
It just is.
Who gives a fuck?
I don't care.
Personally.
Let's get to it.
Positively brilliant.
a fucking idiot. What did you see this week, Andrew, that you thought was brilliant?
What did you see this week that you thought was idiotic?
You know what? I don't know if it was brilliant or idiotic just yet. I just know that there
is a beautiful black woman out there dropping that hydrochloroquine knowledge on you sleep-ass
motherfuckers. Stay woke. Stay alive. Dr. Stella Emmanuel. You know what I'm saying? I know that
Taylor is high. Taylor just had some of that edible. You know what I'm saying? She's going to need
some hydrochloroquine to come back. That's she's going to need some hydrochloroquine to come back.
She kicks you back from edibles as well, Taylor.
It does.
You can't even talk, dude.
It's hitting Taylor.
All right now.
You're going to need that hydrochloroquine.
You're going to need hydrochloroquine, Taylor.
I mean that's...
You're high, Taylor, for real?
She is.
I ate half an edible.
You're going to need it.
Anyway, Charlotte, you were saying offline to me that you think Dr.
Emmanuel is the truth, right?
You said something about that.
That's who you go to?
I definitely didn't say that.
You said that's your tree-hugging expert.
You say you've been talking to her about tree-hugging and the best way to hug trees.
I think that the way Dr. Stella Emanuel was executed was brilliant.
I think that the way that they got that propaganda out there was incredible.
Oh, that was propaganda you're saying?
Yeah, the event was organized by the right-wing group Tea Party Patriots,
which is backed by wealthy Republican donors.
So you do this conference and then all of a sudden,
Every right wing person with a platform starts retweeting it.
Because, mind, we see all the, we see plenty of these conspiracy theories all the time.
She's not the first doctor to get online and say these things or say coronavirus is a hoax.
Why yesterday did everybody line up to just start retweeting her and saying, oh, you should listen to this?
Why do you think?
Because Donald Trump's poll numbers are slipping like a motherfucker.
A lot of people know it's not, a lot of people know it's because of the coronavirus.
Right.
The economy is in the toilet.
And Trump wants to let people know, look, I've been telling y'all the truth the whole time.
I've been right the whole time.
But I keep getting, you know, blocked by the media.
And I keep getting blocked by, you know, people who don't want to see me win in November.
So that's what I think this shit is.
Because he told us about hydrochloroquine back in what?
March maybe.
Right.
And, I mean, I've heard a couple people take hydrochloroquine.
My man John McConnell, he's a radio agent, you know.
There's plenty of articles on him.
comedian said hydrochloroquine saved his life.
Yeah, he had COVID.
Yeah, he had that COVID.
He had that Rones.
And the Hydrochloroquine saved life, so it can't be entirely wrong.
Do we have to celebrate Republicans for elevating black female voices, though?
No.
We don't do that.
When is a black female voice not supposed to be elevated?
That's a great question, Taylor, that you're probably too high to answer, because they were
elevating black female voices.
Yeah, you can be elevated as a woman.
as long as you're not being compromised.
So you're not being paid.
If you're not being paid to say what it is you're saying,
sure.
I don't have no problem having a platform
as long as it's really your voice.
Oh, so you think she was lying.
You think she doesn't believe these things.
No, no, no.
I think she absolutely believes it.
But I think that if I am a Republican
who's trying to change the narrative
and I see this black woman from Nigeria
who's a pediatrician and a religious minister, right?
And I heard that one thing she said about hydrochloroquine
and how you don't really have to wear a mask,
which is something else they said early on.
You don't really have to wear a mask.
You can take the hydrochloric when people don't have to die, yada, yada, yada.
She's the perfect person to put out there.
But it is interesting that we're only supportive of elevating black voices we agree with,
not just black voices in their entirety.
That is kind of interesting.
That's an interesting discussion.
Like if Candace Owen says some shit, it's like, yo, yo, yo, shut up.
up. Your black voice doesn't matter.
But if someone
says something that is
along the, you know, a party line,
if you will, then that voice should be elevated.
Well, I think that, you know,
if you have a history
of making bizarre claims about medical
topics, for example, that
certain genological,
what's the word, tell them? Genealogical.
Genealogical.
Genealogical?
That genealogical.
That genealogical problems like cis
are caused by people having sex in their
dreams with demons and witches.
If you're, if you have said, if you've alleged things like alien, if you've alleged things like
alien DNA is currently used in medical treatments and that scientists are cooking up a vaccine
to prevent people from being religious.
And my favorite, because I have a cousin who believes this, uh, that people in, that, that,
that Washington, D.C. is not ran by humans. It's ran in part by reptilians and other aliens.
Oh, that's a big theory, though. That's a big conspiracy theory.
It is.
That the lizard people are out there controlling us all, bro.
It is.
I got a cousin right now who I stopped talking to.
He's in my DM saying, I know you down with those lizard people, those reptilians.
What?
You might be, bro.
You might be.
What do they mean by, like, what do they really mean by that?
They think that lizard people are the ones that control the world, bro.
Listen, there's a lot of crazy things going on.
I'm way crazier than hydrochloroquine.
I'm just saying, if we're not.
We're about elevating black female voices.
We got to elevate all black female voices.
Or we got to realize.
I think you're getting this wrong.
Say what?
I think you're getting this wrong.
No, I know.
I'm just trying to like point out hypocrisy.
I'm just, I'm basically saying what is interesting is that we.
But talking about you can elevate the voice,
but why can't you dispute the voice?
Who said you can't dispute the voice?
I thought you were saying don't elevate the voice.
No.
Because I thought you were saying it's messed up
that all those Republicans were reposting her
retweeting her.
Yeah, because it's clear propaganda.
It's clear media manipulation.
That's the shit the Kardashians do.
Isn't that what we all are?
Kardashians tried to get one off yesterday.
Y'all didn't give a fuck.
What'd they do?
What'd they do?
The Kim Kardashian crying in the thing?
Exactly.
You think that was propaganda?
You don't think she was really, those were real?
You think they were crocodile tears, lizard tears, if you will?
Maybe Kardashians are part of it, Charleston.
They're in fucking wild.
Right.
Who the fuck got that close to the car?
Why the car ain't had no tints?
It's Kim Kardashian and Kanye.
Y'all can't be this stupid, yo.
Y'all can't be.
Oh, stay woke.
Oh, stay woke.
I meant both of you.
I said, oh, shit.
Right.
Oh, shit, Charla.
Maybe the windows were open because it's 90 fucking degrees.
But you know how you might be right.
The windows were clear.
They weren't even dark.
The windows were no tents.
The windows were down.
I mean, windows were up.
It's only white people in Wyoming.
We don't tint.
Man, stop.
It's true.
Why people don't tent our cars?
Why would you take your car?
Kanye had been living in Wyoming for three years.
I've been out there.
Their motherfuckers move militant.
But do they tent?
Do they tent?
Yes.
They got the same shit that they got in L.A.
Them fucking suburbans and all that shit with the dark windows.
Same exact shit.
They're seen when they want to be seen.
Oh, shit.
And by the way, I'm going to tell you something.
I respect it.
I respect what the Kardashians and Kanye do.
I respect what Trump and any of those guys.
do. You know why? Media manipulation is very fun to watch. It really is. It's very fun to watch
how you can just put something in the atmosphere, put something in the ecosystem, and everybody
will run with it. Especially if it reinforces a narrative you already are trying to create.
That's it. Now here's a question. How do you protect your own platform from being considered
propaganda or media manipulation? I'm sure you've probably heard people make claims like,
oh, the Breakfast Club only has Democratic candidates on
and they're a tool for the Democratic establishment, right?
I'm sure you probably heard that.
Yeah, and you know what happens as soon as we put Rush Limbaugh on
and Angela Stanton King and people that are conservatives?
Do you know what they say then?
What?
that that's somebody trying to manipulate
what you're doing organically, right?
Like the opposition, your opposition is going to go,
okay, the Democratic elite sat down with Charlemagne,
they said, hey, Charlemagne,
you got to elevate these voices,
and this is what you've got to do.
Now, you're looking at this and you're going,
oh, that's hilarious.
Like, that conversation never happened.
We try to get Republicans on all the time.
They don't want to come on, is that the other?
But we're looking at what's happening with Kim Kardashian
or what's happening with the Nigerian doctor lady
and going, ah, this was an organized hit
and all these people came together
and they decided to do it,
but maybe they're looking at it
in the same way that you look at it.
They're like, what?
That never happened at all.
It was just this chick
that was in D.C. trying to talk.
We both been doing this too long
to know the difference.
And what you said, you said one word
that is so key.
Go. Organic, baby.
Motherfuckers can see
when some shit is not organic.
This shit was called
the White Coat Summit.
A gathering of doctors
called America's frontline doctors.
Who the fuck are these people?
organized by Tea Party Patriots
only to get a bunch of retweets from Republicans yesterday
I can go online right now
and pull up mad videos on YouTube
with other doctors
basically saying the same thing
like coronavirus is a hoax and
what about the white woman who used to work with Dr. Fauci?
She didn't get elevated.
They killed her?
No, but they didn't have...
They took that video down.
Did you ever see that?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Oh, yeah, is this white woman
who used to work with Dr. Fauci
and she basically was saying, you know, why she thinks this is a pandemic.
All they did was take her videos down.
You ain't seen nobody from the Republican Party retweeting that shit.
Or from the left either.
They've been taking all those videos down from the Nigerian lady for sure.
Definitely.
It is interesting, though.
I mean, look, you know me.
I always think that there's like a nefarious plot behind things.
And I love to dabble into the conspiracy world.
But it is.
They just don't want people to die, bro.
Well, that's the thing.
That's what this is really doing.
This is really taking advantage.
as a hope.
You know, when you're in a desperate situation,
you hope that there's a cure for this pandemic.
You hope there's a cure for corona.
You hope.
None of us want to wear a mask.
None of us want to stay home.
We all want to be at work.
You know,
we all want to go back with our normal lives.
So when you have a woman that comes out, right?
And she's like, yo, there's a cure.
You're good.
Well, shit, we're going to all believe it because it's like,
it's the same reason why you-
Well, she didn't say it was a cure.
No, she literally said there's a cure.
Those are her words.
Cure?
Cure.
I don't remember saying cure.
I just remember her saying people don't have to die.
I remember her saying that.
Yeah, she goes, you don't have to wear a mask because there's a cure.
Hydrochloricine is the cure.
And she said, we've treated 350 patients.
None of them have died.
They all went home.
You know, and she's blaming on these pharmaceutical companies,
which is really interesting because her criticisms of the pharmaceutical companies
might also be just.
So while what she's claiming might be ridiculous,
her criticisms of big pharma could be absolutely right.
I don't think that wouldn't even make no sense
because it's not like hydrochloricine is cheap
like hydrochloricone is something that's used to treat
lupus is used to treat malaria like
Her pharmaceutical companies would make mad money
producing a bunch of hydrochloricons
Right right but maybe the pharmaceutical companies
that are producing it aren't the ones that want to put out
the cure for the vaccine
Because there's way more money in the vaccine
When you think about it if everybody in the world
Gotta take it and whichever
Everybody's not going to want to do the vaccine though
Some people just going to want to do the treatment
So if there's something melts out there
It might just do the treatment to get rid of it
is supposed to do in the vaccine.
Everybody don't believe in the vaccine.
Well, now you've just exposed the conspiracy, my brother.
What's the conspiracy?
If there's a treatment instead of a vaccine,
that means I don't have to take the vaccine.
Now, if I don't take the vaccine...
Our vaccine is a cure?
Yeah, vaccines, it's over.
It's a rap.
You're good.
Why the fuck we got to get flu shots every year?
Well, because they're not a vaccine.
Oh, no, it's a different strand of flu, right?
Every year there's a new strand of flu.
Al used to be a nurse.
So what is it?
So the vaccine
it kind of like prevents you
from getting it.
Right.
And since the flu switches
every year,
you need to get
an updated vaccine every year.
Boom.
So we're probably going
to have to do that
with corona.
But don't the vaccines
already have like
a little bit of the
that's what a vaccine
is just a really small
bit of the virus.
A little.
It's a tiny bit.
It's just the pre-com.
It's a little bit of
just the top of the pine soil
bottle.
Pine soil.
Yes.
Let's say there is this plot, right,
for one of these companies to make billions of dollars
vaccinating the whole world against Corona.
And then there's this other companies like,
yo, y'all don't even got to do that vaccination shit.
You could just get treated with hydrochloroquine.
If you were one of those pharmaceutical companies
that's making a vaccine, you're like,
you'll shut them the fuck up.
What's going on with them over there trying to ruin the bag?
That would be the conspiracy if we were to go.
I just don't think they would shut the whole economy down.
if there's something available
that can get motherfuckers back out there.
You're right.
Especially Republicans.
Republicans want to get this economy.
Exactly.
I don't believe that.
If anybody should be pushing their conspiracy
is the Democrats.
Well, I think what,
I think the point of this whole white coach summit is
to show, look,
Trump has already said this shit is out there.
Freaking Dr.
What's her name?
Emmanuel says this out there.
There's something.
out there that can get the world or get America back to where it needs to be,
Democrats are the one saying this shit don't work.
Democrats are the ones telling y'all not to take this shit.
That's what I think the whole thing.
I'm tired of everything being politicized.
This shit is so annoying.
Welcome to an election year, buddy.
It's just so boring.
It's like everything got to be politicized.
Welcome to an election year, buddy.
Yes.
It's so stupid though, right?
Welcome to an election year.
Yo, son, the mask shit seems so simple.
If you're in your own crib, if you're,
You're walking down the street outside.
No one's around.
Okay, don't wear the mask.
The second you go into a store, just put on the fucking mask.
Why is that that hard?
Oh, you got to blame Republicans for that one.
Look, I don't care who it is.
Now, Republicans did that one.
Sure, sure.
But I'm not trying to keep score.
I'm just trying to say it doesn't have to be politicized.
You got to keep scores.
It's an election year.
Yo, but here's the same.
So whoever got the most points on November 3rd, that's who you vote for.
Yeah, but here's what I don't understand.
The Republicans or whoever is saying is like, you're infringing on my freedom,
my freedom of speed or whatever the fuck it is
to wear a mask or not wear a mask.
You don't have freedom in my private business.
If I say no shoes, no shirt, no service.
Like for years, clubs have been saying,
hey, if you dress like a black dude,
you're not allowed in, right?
Remember in New York where they'd be like,
no Tims, no Yankee fittings, no all the,
no bandanas, right?
I remember when I was a kid, I used to see that shoe on the door.
That was their way of being racist
without being racist.
They couldn't say black people, you're not allowed in.
So they were like, all right, what are the things that black people wear a lot?
We're not going to let them, those people dress like that and go.
Something I used to do when I went to the club, I would have shoes and a backup blazer in my car.
So I will show up and they'll say no shoes.
So I'll go change the shoes.
And then there's be like, oh, no T-shirts.
And then I go put on the blazers.
So then they can't say nothing.
They had to let you as it.
Black clubs used to have dress codes, too, though.
Only because, like, especially for, like, gang bangers.
Exactly. I'm not knocking, I'm not knocking at clubs, right?
But like, actually, no, I mean, I'm not.
Some of those practices are stupid.
I am just trying to say it's like, it's nothing new to tell us what we can or can't
where to enter a business.
Why are you making such a big fucking deal about it?
It makes no sense to me.
Hey, can you put this on?
Yes, a little fucking annoying.
Go pick up your groceries.
And then when you get out the store, do whatever the fuck you want.
Hey, before, before, and people probably won't, they'll notice it now.
But before, you used to walk to a 7-Eleven.
7-11 used to have a sign on that says no mask in the store.
Because people would come in with ski mask on and shit like that.
You know what I'm saying?
You probably never noticed it.
But you look on the sign at 7-Eleven,
they would say no mask in the store.
Now when you see that, you're probably thinking,
see, this is a fucking conservative,
doesn't want nobody to wear masks in the store.
Like, no, motherfucker.
They didn't want you coming in the store and mask on
because they were getting robbed in all types of shit.
How have people not been doing more robbing?
It's like we are setting up.
everybody for perfect robbery.
You're already wearing a mask.
You can wear the sunglasses at the summer.
You're 100% blocked.
Nobody can get your, you know,
how you look, that's at the other.
There's somebody in the hood
listening to this right now saying,
what you're talking about?
They've already been doing it.
We've been sticking people up all summer.
What is you talking about, Andrew?
Yo, you know what you really should do?
This is fucked up, but you should go
into the jewelry store.
You should take the jewelry and then put it
in your mouth and then cover your mouth and face with the mask.
And there's no way they would even know you have the jewelry on.
There's cameras.
Say what?
There's cameras.
By then you're gone.
You got your shit covered anyway.
They don't know who you are.
And you walk out and the machine can bleep.
And then they can check your whole body.
That shit don't bleep in no jewelry store.
Say what?
That shit don't bleep in no jewelry store.
The doors lock on your ass.
Exactly.
Yeah.
But then you just walk out.
You're like, I'm ready to go.
Why not?
Because it will close on you.
The doors.
lock on your ass.
Guys, I haven't bought a lot of jewelry.
I don't know if this is evident by this conversation.
I'm telling you the dog will lock on your ass.
I think I'm giving the people good ways to make some money during these hard
Corona times.
Get to steal it.
Not from my studio, but from anywhere else that is insured.
I think, I think Dr.
Emmanuel, I think the execution of the media manipulation was brilliant.
Right.
I think everybody falling for the things that she's saying.
said without doing any research are fucking idiots.
I do.
Bro, you have a spiritual, don't you have crystals in your house and shit?
You don't do any research?
Yeah.
You believe in way more flimsy science than Dr. Emmanuel, bro.
You're out here hugging trees.
You're out here looking at crystals.
You're a spiritual life coach.
Ask me why I do that, though.
Because you hope that it helps you.
Just like these people who believe Dr. Emmanuel.
No, no, no, no.
I don't hope anything.
What?
It personally makes me feel better.
So maybe it personally makes these people feel better
knowing that there's a cure in case they get that rona.
But guess what I'm not doing?
What?
All in a goddamn press conference telling everybody that they can use this shit.
And if you do fucking hug a tree, they're going to kill you.
Hydrochloricine can kill you.
Why can't?
No, I thought hydrochloricant can't kill you.
Why don't kill you?
It's a kid, man.
People don't die from that shit.
What are you talking about?
Not from hydrochloroquine.
Then I died from hydrochloroquine.
People have died from hydrochloroquine.
That's why everybody got so.
mad at Trump because when he said that shit,
the shit was sold out in a bunch of different
places and people died.
Like literally died from it.
Died from Corona or the hydrochloroquine itself?
No, from the hydrochloroquine itself
because it does something to your heart.
It fucks your heart up. That's one of the side effects
of it. That's why people
are upset. It's not that the fact that she's just out there
saying, hey, take this shit.
They're saying like this shit can kill you if not
administered the right way. That's some shit.
They use that shit for lupus and malaria.
You can't just go home and take a shot
Hydrochloroquine? Why are you able to get it over the counter?
I don't know if you can't. So if you can't get it over the counter, then how the
fucking people get it? I guess. Oh, so they're going black market hydrochloroquine?
I'm not sure. I don't know. I can't speak to that. But I know hydrochloricine has definitely
just Google it. Haddichlorican has killed mad people. I'm not going to say mad people,
but it's killed enough to where it's like I'm not going to take this shit without, you know,
somebody properly administering it to me or telling me this is the dose of
you should take yada yada yada that's the only reason people are upset they would not be upset
for that i think she was i don't think she was arguing that you should take it yourself i think she's
arguing that you should have a doctor administer to write them out i agree but guess what
if you just put out if you just put that out there to people mhm motherfuckers are run out there
and use that shit bro like not like they'll just run out there find it use it next thing you
know they dead somewhere somebody's gonna hug a tree and a bee is gonna stick them because
there was bees in the fucking tree that's not your fault you didn't mean for them people
to get killed they were hugging the wrong trees
That's not even remotely the same.
What she did is like getting on TV and saying,
you know what can else can kill,
you know what can cure corona?
A disinfectant.
Okay?
That's what she did.
Would you take disinfectant?
Would you take pines off?
Didn't Trump do that shit, though?
Didn't he say something like that?
Duh!
Yeah, yeah.
Duh.
That's a wild boy, bro.
Duh.
And by the way, Trump goes into what a fucking idiot.
Trump literally had the nerve to stand.
up on on on on his press conference yesterday in the middle of all of this shit going on
what he's saying I don't understand why dr. Fauci has a higher approval rating than
than didn't then I do why does everybody like him and nobody likes me he works for me
I'm the one who put him in position it's like I put him and dr. Burke and all these people
in position so it sort of is curious a man works for us with us very closely Dr. Fauci
and Dr. Burke's also highly thought of and yet they're highly thought of but nobody likes
me.
You, shut the fuck up
forever Trump at a time like this.
Nobody cares about your goddamn approval rating.
You know what Fouchi got a high approval rating?
Because he's out there doing his fucking job
and nothing else.
What is his job?
I've never seen a man with ego that fragile.
Do you know Dr. Fauci through the first pitch
at the nationals game?
Trump at his press conference said,
the Yankees want me to throw...
He tweeted, the Yankees want me to throw out the first pitch.
Do you know that never happened?
Nah, I didn't know that.
I thought he came...
The Yankees never asked.
him.
Really?
That never happened.
So he's just jealous that Fauci was getting all that love.
That's it.
Bro, come on.
You're a billionaire and you're the president?
What else do you want?
What do you think it is?
What do you think it is that Fauci got that Trump's jealous of?
Attention.
Love.
Being light.
Son, would you ever throw out a first pitch?
Real talk.
I don't like baseball.
I would feel like a hypocrite doing that.
If I, if I, if I, if you saw me doing something like that, I was only doing it because it was, it was, it was garnering some type of attention.
I don't like baseball.
I think baseball is boring as fuck.
I like it when everybody was on steroids.
When everybody was on fucking steroids and they was hitting home runs all the time.
Yeah.
I liked it better.
I would, I wouldn't personally do that because I don't like baseball.
I honestly don't.
Like that shit would just be some shit I did just because it would be some attention.
But the thing about the first pitch is if you throw a good first pitch, nobody cares.
And if you throw a horrible first pitch,
It's international news what a pussy you are.
So why would anybody do it?
You only could lose when you throw the first pitch.
Fouching did that first pitch to first base practically.
50 cent tossed that shit into the fucking stands.
I mean, it was crazy.
I think the only person that threw a strike might have been George Bush, Jr.
I don't judge them harshly.
As crazy as it may sound, I don't judge them harshly for the same reason.
I don't, you know, judge Donald Trump too harshly.
I mean, we make jokes about Trump.
We talk our shit about Trump.
But, bro, he was the executive producer, a celebrity apprentice.
He's not supposed to be a good president.
Dr. Fauci is a fucking doctor.
He's not supposed to be goddamn of a world-class pitcher.
Right.
50 cents is not supposed to be a world-class picture.
But why would they even agree if they know what it's going to look like?
It's fine.
Some exhibition shit is fine, man.
Yeah, but then you look pathetic, bro.
It's like, you ever see a dude throw something?
Like, when a man throws like a girl, you lose about 30% respect.
Not really, bro.
I don't think Fouchy really knows what's going on with the pandemic anymore
after seeing him throw that first pitch, bro.
So 50 Cent throws that pitch.
It's fucked up.
Somebody said, he walks in the back.
He walks in the back and somebody calls him pussy.
Yeah.
And then 50 gives him a nice two piece.
Poo-poo!
And cleans them.
You're like, oh, okay.
Now, he's back.
Can't pitch, but he can't.
No, he's back.
You know, 50's back.
Now, that's a good point.
So you need to punch someone in the face immediately after you throw out your horrible
first pitch. That needs to happen immediately after.
Everybody not good at everything, bro.
That's it. I think you got to purposely throw it
really bad. Like, you got to fuck it up on purpose so you can own it.
I think it gives you more of an appreciation for pitches.
Real talk. Like, you do kind of look at baseball pitchers
like, whoa, you get it right there every time if you want. That's a skill set.
Yeah. That's a fucking skill set, bro. To be able to throw that shit
at that speed and
you know, all those different type of pitchers. All those different type of
pitches.
You know what I mean?
That shit, that shit means something.
Yeah.
Checking in on Taylor right now.
I see how she is.
Taylor, are you good?
High ass.
Thanks.
Taylor is high, bro.
Oh, my God.
It's weird being around someone this high.
I'm getting bugged out being around you how high you are.
I know I shouldn't have not seen anything.
You shouldn't have.
You shouldn't have even eating it.
Coming to work high.
I'm fine, though.
No, you high, bro.
You know who I think was brilliant this week?
Who's that?
Carrie Irvin.
What do you do again?
He gave some money for WNBA players to not to not play.
Yo, real talk.
I'll match that.
Anything to get WNBA players to not play, I will support.
Where do I donate?
Where is the go fund me to cut that shit out, though?
Real talk.
What's wrong with WMBA?
I know.
Why are you hanging?
Oh, this sucks, bro.
Why are we trying to like?
Why can't women play basketball?
They can.
I'm just trying to have fun.
Jesus Christ.
I didn't think I was in a fucking thing.
political debate.
Hey,
what do you mean exactly about this?
God,
well,
what did you think
this was brilliant
idiots?
No, this is CNN debate time, guys.
Hey, Andrew,
sexism isn't fun.
It's funny.
Oh.
Misogyny isn't fun.
It's funny.
Yeah, you can make it funny.
Oh,
it's so funny.
Yo,
but what was kind of cool
was that the WMBA games
now that they're being played
in the bubble
have the exact same amount
of people
that attended them before.
Stop.
Sex is and fun, but it's funny.
Yeah.
I just like the thing.
You high, bro.
That's why you're not laughing.
I just like the fact that Kyrie donated $1.5 million.
I like shit like that.
Did he donate that or did he raise that?
No, he committed 1.5.
Committed means that he'll probably pay installments over a period of time.
So it's just like you commit to paying 1.5.
So he might have gave like, I don't know, quarter million.
weighing up front.
Who knows?
You know what I'm saying?
300,000 up front.
And you just commit to paying it over a period of time.
So why does he want them not to play?
Well, these are people, these are women who chose not to play because of coronavirus.
Ah, are social justice reasons.
Or is R.
He goes R and or as a sample.
You know what I meant, Taylor.
I know what you meant.
Yeah.
So these are people who, um,
Either don't want to play because the coronavirus are for social justice reasons.
I see some NFL players opting out.
And the NFL has like a $350,000 and $150,000.
They're giving them a stipend depending on the level of risk.
I don't know how they determine the level of risk.
Like if you're a punter, you're not talking to somebody anyway.
So it's not a big deal.
But if you're like a lineman and it's your job to have like your face mashed up against another dude's face,
yeah, maybe it's no bueno.
Why don't they just have everybody wear full face cover?
That seems like the most reasonable way to do it.
And football?
Yeah.
I did see some designs for a full face cover.
Full face cover.
Helmet.
You're good.
What's the issue?
The football shit makes no sense.
They didn't think that shit through.
They just don't want to lose no money because they even said like after the games,
players can't congregate.
Like you just finished tackling each other for fucking an hour and a half.
I hate that.
Like when you see the fighters do the face off before the fight and they got the masks on
before they're about to literally bleed all over each other.
They do that?
Yes.
All the MMA fighters, when they weigh in and they have the face off,
they have to wear masks when they're facing off with each other.
I haven't paid no attention.
What are what are you doing?
You're about to literally try to kill that person.
God forbid you killed him with coronavirus the day before you killed him with your hands and feet.
It makes no sense.
Listen, what a fucking idiot goes to the people who were in my comments yesterday.
What did you do yesterday?
Not yesterday, over the week.
Because last Friday, the fight between Roy Jones Jr.
And Mike Tyson got it now.
Now, Shosh, I didn't know that it wasn't a thing that everybody knew when I said
Roy Jones Jr. had a better boxing career than Mike Tyson.
And Roy Jones Jr. was a better boxer than Mike Tyson.
I didn't know that was ever up for debate.
People were in my YouTube comments telling me to shut the fuck up.
Whoa.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Nobody, one person actually said to me on YouTube,
nobody ever mentions Roy Joan Jr.
With the greatest boxes of all time.
I was like, what?
I'll say this.
Go, go, go, go.
This shows how good media manipulation is.
Mike Tyson can put up a couple Instagram videos showing he still got it at 50-something years old.
fast, hitting hard for 15, 20, 25 seconds, and people start saying shit like, Mike could beat Tyson
Fury, Mike could beat Anthony Joshua, Mike could beat Deontay Wilder.
Now, Mike Tyson was a better boxer than Roy Jones Jr. Talk to me, Schultz.
Yeah, you know what? Roy Jones Jr. did a great disservice to himself when he just continued
to fight beyond his prime. But if Roy Jones Jr. won the heavyweight title and then stopped
boxing after that.
He would go...
He would go...
He would go...
He would go...
He really might go down
as the greatest boxer
of all time.
But he fought too long, man.
He fought too long.
He loved fighting.
He loves...
No, he does.
He loves fighting.
He really does.
We interviewed him for Flagher and too,
man. He's so funny about it too.
And I was like,
you never worry that you might lose
something in the ring?
You know, you might get hit
and he might just, you know,
not come out of it the same way.
And he, like, takes a beat
and he goes,
honestly,
I never went in the ring with much sense to begin with, bro,
so I wasn't really worried about losing any.
We had Roy Jones on yesterday.
Roy said,
He said, I want to die in the ring.
What?
He said, I don't mind.
He said, if I go, I would love to go doing what I love to do?
Bro, you don't want to fight nobody like that.
And listen, I don't know who's going to win the Mike Tyson's at Roy Jones.
Hold on, hold on.
We ready to go?
We ready to go.
All right, we have some technical difficulties.
But no, I agree with you.
I think that if Roy Jones would have stopped right after he won the heavyweight title,
he'd be considered probably the greatest boxer of all time.
That's why it blew my mind, but this goes back to what I was talking about.
You can really manipulate people through media.
And I love Mike Tyson.
I'm not taking nothing away from Mike Tyson.
I respect Mike Tyson wholeheartedly.
But on what planet was Mike Tyson ever a better boxing than Roy Jones Jr.?
No planet.
I think Mike Tyson is the beneficiary of some of the,
the most amazing marketing of PR, you know, in boxing history.
Absolutely.
I mean, he was knocking out guys in a devastating fashion.
Devastating fashion.
But, you know, when he started to fight like the upper echelon guys,
like the real, real, real, real top guys, the Holyfields, Lewis's.
Grantee, maybe he was a little bit older, but.
Buster Douglas.
Yeah, the real top.
Front on big Bustor Buss a Bust.
You go back and you watch that fight, Buster Bust didn't get no lucky punch.
Buster Busser was War Mike Tyson out.
the whole fight, it was never close.
Yeah, now he fucked him up.
And apparently, like, Tyson was fucking five girls at a time in Japan.
And, you know, got knocked out during training by, I think, Greg Page or something like that.
He just wasn't in it.
But he was a ferocious fighter and, like, a ferocious dude.
And I think we're just kind of, like, drawn to people like that, you know.
And that's fine.
But I just think more, I just think it's weird that a person who literally was named fighter of the decade in the 90s by the Boxing Riders Association of America.
Yeah.
Like a guy that has won four belts at four different weight classes.
What, what was it?
Lightweight, middleweight.
I think light, hold on.
No, I think it's middleweight, super middleweight, light heavyweight.
Yes, middleweight.
Not light weight, sorry.
Middleweight, super middleweight, uh, light heavyweight, heavyweight.
And heavyweight.
Come on, man.
That's unreal.
Yeah.
Like this guy, this guy is phenomenal.
So just to dismiss him and be like, oh, yeah, he ain't shit to Mike Tyson.
Like, really?
Yeah.
Just because he wasn't to...
And by the way, when Roy Jones used to fight,
he used to be an event.
Bruh.
He wasn't Mike Tyson.
I'm not going to say that he had the same hype around his fights as Mike Tyson,
but it was an event when Roy used to fight.
Oh, I'm so much fun, man.
I have so many memories of just watching fights with my pops.
Remember the one where he had his hands behind his back
and he was like poking his head at the guy,
slips the punch, and then knocks him out.
Oh, man.
It was unreal, man.
Roy Jones was literally...
Roy Jones is to boxing, was to boxing, what Patrick Mahones is to quarterback.
Ooh.
The shit Roy Jones used to do in the ring, we never seen nobody fucking do.
Exactly.
And that's how, that's how Patrick Mahones is.
I give, I got to, I put Patrick Mahones in the positively brilliant category too.
He became a part owner of the Kansas City Royals this week.
Yeah, I don't know how I feel about that.
I love it.
I don't know how much longer baseball is going to be around.
Really?
Yeah, like...
Baseball?
Yeah, I think...
Oh, you're betting on Trump winning and then building that wall.
You got to build a wall between the Caribbean and America if you want to stop baseball.
Oh, yeah, Dominican.
Yeah, they're going to swim here.
Okay.
But, um, but no, the...
I just don't know.
I think, like, baseball did a genius thing.
This whole episode is about, like, how important marketing is.
But baseball did that genius thing where, like, they said it's America's game, you know?
So now America's.
can't just let that shit go by the wayside when way more interesting sports have come about
because it's America's game.
Like basketball is way more interesting to baseball.
Football is way more interested in baseball.
Shit, soccer is way more interesting to baseball.
But we got to keep watching baseball because it's what Americans do.
It's the only sport that requires like extracurricular activities while you do it.
Like if you're watching baseball, you're like, yeah, but I'm, you know, outside.
I'm eating the hot dog.
I'm doing all these other things.
Like you wouldn't just watch baseball.
It drags along.
That shit takes forever, bro.
Four hours, bro.
It's more than four hours.
It's sometimes games like four hours.
I had to do it for serious.
I mean, it's just crazy, bro.
How long these fucking games are.
So if I'm Patrick Mahomes, I would put my money in other places, man.
I partner up.
Now, here's the other thing to be said.
Is baseball the only sport that is going to be able to happen because it's outside?
and because of the open-air scenario,
the people will be safe for watching live.
Say what?
They're having the worst problems.
I think they had like, what, 14 Florida Marlins players
tested positive so they had to shut shit down?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Again, I'm just speculating here.
But like basketball, they're not going to have happened
because it's indoors.
You know, football, who fucking knows.
But baseball could potentially work.
Yeah.
You know, it's so interesting.
I don't watch baseball, but I just, I googled something real quick.
Yeah.
And it's like, yeah, if they got failing attendance, falling attendance, whole world series ratings.
Oh, yeah.
And I think this is the most important, a lack of nationally recognized stars.
That's why they think, uh, that's why they think baseball is eventually going to fucking fall to the wayside.
How are you going to market the sport to people if the stars of the sport don't even speak English?
I'm, I'm wondering about that.
I'm wondering is it because America doesn't see?
himself in baseball?
Because I was thinking that.
If you call something
America's team,
America's sport,
there's nobody from America.
It's like,
it's like why it's so crucial
if you're an athlete
and you're going to be a star in America
that you learn how to speak English.
Even Manny Packyall's broken English
allowed him to go on Jimmy Kimmel
and create these like funny late night moments
and like allows you to be marketing,
allows you to have like a funny retort
when you're talking to the,
what is it, the analyst after the fight.
It just gives you,
you so many more opportunities when you can speak English
because you're marketing to the people of that country.
Yeah, baseball might need to go maga, bro.
Baseball's got to go maga.
You need a little maga.
Not a lot.
Just enough maga.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
You might need just a little bit of maga, man.
You might have to throw a couple dollars to get the Tea Party Patriots
to throw a couple dollars to one of those Dominicans
and throwing that goddamn red hat and let them know,
make America great again.
I don't know if it's going to work with Dominicans?
But Cubans love MAGA, bro.
Cubans love MAGA.
Go go get some of those Cubans in Florida.
Yes, for real.
I'm not even joking when I say this.
It needs a little bit of MAGA just to bring in that other side of America,
which I'm sure that other side is already there.
I'm sure that's the side that's watching baseball.
Yeah, where it's more of like a ritual.
Like baseball, I feel like it's a ritual.
You're like, yeah, we're going to watch some baseball
and do this for four fucking hours.
Whereas, like, football and basketball,
you watch out of joy.
Yeah.
Maybe.
You want to watch.
You want to watch.
It's exciting.
I sat there and watched NBA countdown
just because they were showing
preseason games from that goddamn bubble
the other night, bro.
Yo, did you like it?
Um, yeah.
And by the way, I don't have no reason
not to like it.
I'm not going to sit here.
Listen, I'm not going to look a gift toss in the mouth.
Hmm.
I'm not about to complain about what is it.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm just watching.
this sport. Honestly, man, you know what it is for me? And this is just a personal thing.
I don't like to see things not completed. So even though I'm not in the NBA and I don't have
no ties to any of those teams and I'm not an owner or anything like that, it would have bothered
me if they would have just had to shut the season down and that shit would have just been sitting
there at 40-something games or whatever the fuck it is. I don't know why shit like that bothers
me for some things. Like I'm the type of person. I have to see things finished. I have to see things
through. Got that OCD, bro.
it might be but that shit
bothered the fuck out of me like I'm like
nah man let them go back and finish
the fucking seat so it feels good that at least it'll be
completed I think it looks
good too the bubble like I was
concerned the games were going to look stupid
but they've got it down visually
it's kind of cool
I don't miss the people in the stands
like I thought I was gonna
here's the thing we don't give a fuck about the people
in the stands yeah
the only thing it's missing
is a live social media ticker
We need a live social media ticket during those games, baby.
Let those tweets fly.
I don't give a fuck if they're disrespectful.
I don't care what it is.
Let those tweets fly, man.
Let that shit fly during the game.
That shit will bring a different element to it, bro.
I'm telling you.
There's a, for the UFC, during their fights, they have,
constantly, they're posting Twitter, like tweets that people are doing, right?
Like famous people's tweets, you know, fighters, fans, actors, celebs, etc.
But it is really cool to kind of see the,
the way that people are reacting to the event live.
They should absolutely include it.
Actually, it should be included in all events.
All events, man.
Where the crowd?
Yeah.
No disrespect to the people at home, but where are the crowd?
Like, the fun shit is being said on Twitter.
Yeah.
The other story, the other, because think about it,
everything that we do nowadays, whether it's sporting events,
award shows, comedy shows, the other element to that is the conversation
that happens on social media.
You should be concerned
when there's no conversation
about what you're doing on social media.
That means nobody gives a fuck.
Right.
So if you are creating that other conversation,
let's see that.
Yeah.
Let's see that.
That's when you start debating during the game
and all of that shit.
Like LeBron,
for the rest of the year,
he's going to be getting compared
to Michael Jordan because of the last dance.
Yeah.
More so than before.
Yo, LeBron said some dumb shit, bro.
What do you say?
I know LeBron has like this crazy IQ.
He can remember every single play that he's ever did
and his basketball career all the way through like high school.
It's like this amazing, you know, photographic memory or whatever.
But they were, he tweeted about the Washington Redskins.
Did you see this?
No.
You know how like the Washington Redskins are now the Washington football team?
Oh, yeah, the Washington football team.
So he tweeted, just waking, uh,
back up from my pregame nap to see what the Washington,
to see about the Washington football team,
question mark, question mark, question mark,
smiley face, smiley phase or laughing face.
Is that real? No way.
Oh man, they had a thorough intense long board meeting
about that one, huh? Right?
Uh-huh.
LeBron James literally owns a soccer team
called the Liverpool Football Club.
It's the exact same naming structure.
calling something the Washington football team
is no different than every soccer team
that calls themselves.
Tell me how.
Less debate.
I like this one.
Tell me how it's any different.
You own a team that's named
in the exact same structure.
City team.
Say the name of LeBron's team.
Say it.
Washington football team.
No, Washington football team.
And what's the bronze team?
Liverpool Football Club.
I thought you said Liverpool is the football club.
No, Liverpool is the city.
Oh.
Oh, okay.
Washington football team.
They call clubs, the team's clubs out there with football.
Because to me, the, the is the word that makes it official.
If it was Washington, the football team, nothing wrong with that.
Because that's like Chance, the rapper.
Vinny, the Butcher.
You know what I'm saying?
It's the the, bro.
Tyler, the creator.
If Tyler just said Tyler creator, he sounds stupid.
Benny Butcher, he sound, eh.
It's the, the, Chance rapper.
The, the, if you put Washington the football team, you got something.
Liverpool, the football club, you got something.
But they don't do that.
Just Liverpool football club?
No, that's stupid.
But that's how all soccer teams are named.
So why is it weird when a football team is named in the exact same way?
Because we're not used to it here in America.
But he should be used to it because he owns the fucking team.
That's what I'm saying.
For us, we should react in a weird way.
But if you own a team that's named that exact structure, how can you be so shocked about it?
I don't think it's necessarily the name.
I just think that after all these years,
80 plus years, the Redskins been around,
you could have just waited until you came up with a name.
You didn't need a placeholder.
Why does a sense of urgency now?
They did because they did because they started pissing off the shareholders.
FedEx didn't want to sponsor the stadium anymore.
That's the thing.
It's like you don't got to worry about anything at all
until you piss off the people that are providing money.
They were never going to change the Redskins.
until they start losing money on it.
So if you want anybody to change opinion,
just come after the bag.
It's not about politically correct.
Yeah, you're right.
They should have called that shit
the Washington FedExrus.
Real talk.
By the way, what the fuck is taking the Redskins so long?
Redskins, simple solution.
Yeah.
Sit down with some Native American.
Yeah.
Sit down with some indigenous people.
Yeah.
Find out what term they use
that means empowerment
among indigenous people, Native Americans,
and run with it.
Yeah.
That's it. Simple as that.
Like, it's literally just that simple.
Yeah.
I'm sure you can find a fly logo, whatever.
Like, just nobody trips off to Florida State Seminoles.
Yeah.
So maybe name it after our actual tribe.
And that's because they went to the Seminoles.
And they're like, yo, how do you guys want to be viewed?
And like, do you guys approve of this logo?
And is it cool that we call you this?
I think they even gave them some money.
And I think that's what a lot of different teams have done.
I think even the Washington Redskins logo itself,
they got approval from, like, Native Americans on it.
But the reality,
The reality of the matter is, is like, if as long as your bottom line isn't affected, you don't have to change.
You're only as woke as your bottom line if you're a business.
Businesses only care about making money.
Jeff Bezos was like, okay, it's not going to hurt me if I support Black Lives Matter.
It might support me.
Okay, we support Black Lives Matter.
That's how the decisions are made.
That's how they're made.
Every single time.
Yeah, until somebody has the balls to do what's morally right.
And the irony of that is the majority of the time,
The people that have the balls to do that are the people with the money.
And they only do it if they'll make them more money.
That's what I'm saying.
Nike was sponsoring the NFL and Colin Kaepernick at the same time because it made them money.
Selling guns to both sides, baby.
That's what it is.
That's business.
Maybe we should stop asking corporations to be woke because wokeness and capitalism don't go hand in hand.
Capitalism in its nature is exploitive.
You literally have to exploit a group of people.
And I'm not saying that's bad.
I think it's great.
It's fed all.
of us. We live great lives because of it. But you literally have to exploit a group of people in order for
you to come out ahead. So to act like this system that's based on exploitation is going to be
completely moral and unoppressive at all. It's kind of ridiculous. And that's why I have no
problem with the people who've been exploited, the people who've been oppressed, turning that
goddamn gun on them corporations. Oh yeah. And they're saying, Annie to fuck up. Annie to fuck up.
Oh, y'all got some homophobia over here? Oh, it's a lack of diversity.
over here. Oh, ain't no blackness over here. Oh, ain't no women over here. Y'all know what to do.
But it only works. Run that motherfucking bag. But it only works if you're, if the supporters of that
business care about your plight. For example, the supporters of Candace Owens don't care that black
people are pissed off about what she says. So therefore, you cannot cancel Candace Owens. It's
impossible unless Candice Owens says something that her supporters disagree with. It doesn't matter if you're
upset by it. Her supporters
got to be upset by it. So if you want to
get rid of Candace, you should target the
things that she does that piss off her constituents.
I would hope that
people like Candace are doing
and saying the things
they do because they want to. And I mean
that for all of us. And what I mean by that is I love
anybody that listens to the breakfast club,
anybody that listens to the brer and idiots, anybody
that buys my books and all of that kind of stuff like
that. But, bro, I don't give a fuck if it's
your crowd or somebody else's
crowd. When you start playing to the crowd,
and you start worrying about what the crowd got to say,
that's the beginning of the end.
And you're not being genuine.
And that is why it will be the beginning of the end
because you're not being genuine anymore.
And when you're not being genuine anymore,
you eventually do something you don't want to do anyway.
So it's like running the wrong play.
And you go across that middle
and get your fucking head knocked off.
Yeah.
That's why you got to curate your crowd
because then everything that you say
is going to satisfy them
because they understand where you're coming from.
I don't want that either though.
Well, I'll say this.
Everything that you say is going to be based on the expectation of you.
So if your crowd is objectively thinking, right?
If your crowd is, hey, I don't agree with you, but I like hearing your thought process,
if that's what your crowd goes into, then you can talk about whatever you want to talk about
and they'll look at it objectively, right?
If your crowd is, if you're piggybacking on conservatism, right?
That's what Candace is doing.
She's like, all right, there's conservative ideology.
There's no black voices that are saying this.
in a really loud manner.
I'm going to say it in a really loud manner.
And then the left won't be able to criticize me
because I'm black and I have victim status
and you're not allowed to attack someone who has victim status
according to the left's rules.
Right?
So boom, she gets to say whatever the fuck she wants
and her people are cool with it.
Tommy Laron was the same thing.
If you notice, Tommy Laren only got criticized
by her constituents
when she said that she was okay with abortion.
Do you guys remember that?
Tommy, whatever, all the racist shit
or pseudo-racist shit that she said
was totally okay by her supporters.
The second she was like,
yeah, I believe in abortion,
immediately her supporters were like,
nah, bitch, you're out of here.
Goodbye,
because it attacked one of their core beliefs.
They're piggybacking on a group
that already exists.
And that's something we got to understand
when we do deals with networks.
When we go do a deal with a network,
we are not doing that.
We are not entertaining just our fans.
We're now entertaining the network's fans
and the networks fans
might have a different expectation of content
than we do.
You know, you said something, you know why Tommy,
you know why Tommy's fans would turn on her for something like that?
Because they don't believe in abortion.
But that's because they have an expectation of her, right?
Exactly.
Because I guess she has a lot of conservative beliefs.
But see, I don't want that.
I want to be fluid.
Meaning like, don't put me in no motherfucking box.
Don't have any expectation of Leonard,
Charlemagne, the God, McKelvey, other than he's going to be his authentic
self at all times. Even if you don't agree
what I'm doing in that moment
or what I'm saying in that moment.
I'm only doing things that I want
to do. Like I don't care about a
core belief. I don't go to fuck if my
this base thinks I have a core belief
like them. That's what I said. That's why
you got to curate your base.
That's what I've been doing. That's what you've done.
It's like you curate your base
and you are okay alienating
people that don't accept that.
I'm completely okay alienating
motherfuckers that got these extreme beliefs
right on both sides
I'm okay because I care about truth
and I care about objectivity
I'm not one of these motherfuckers
that's going to be Democratic
no matter what
or Republican no matter what
I'm in this big space right here
which is reasonable and rational
and that's what I want to my people
yeah you should be willing to lose people
you should it's like growth
it's like evolution
it's like shedding skin
it's like you know
getting your foreskin cut off
like you should be willing to lose
the extra shit bro
like I'm serious like it's nothing wrong with that
Like as you grow, as you evolve, some people are going to grow with you.
Some people are going to evolve with you.
Some people are not.
Some people ain't going to be what you on.
The shit I was on at 20.
I'm not on that at 30.
If you still on that shit, I was on at 20, you might not fuck with me at 30.
The shit I'm on at 40.
If you're still on what I was on at 30, you might not be fucking with what I'm doing at 40.
You may not want to hug no trees and go to no therapy.
You may not want to be faithful out here to your wife.
You may not want to do that shit.
You might, man, fuck all that.
We out here, Shala.
Cool.
I don't give a shit.
Stay out there.
Right.
I got air condition.
It's just that simple.
Yeah.
What a fucking idiot also.
I got to get on this call in a second.
The call only going to take 10 minutes so I can come back.
But what a fucking idiot.
Terry Cruz.
Here's another perfect example.
Terry Cruz.
Who are Terry Cruz's fans?
I have no idea.
That's a great question.
You do?
White people.
What shows if he hosted?
Taylor's right?
All that's new, though.
Yeah, I'm talking about who his fans are now.
Because what he's saying affects his fans now.
So the things that Terry's are saying, right, his fans are, what is he host?
America's Got Talent or something.
I forgot.
I know you host something, but I forgot what it is.
It's mostly white people watching that shit, right?
White people are not offended by the things he's saying.
That's why he doesn't have to worry about losing his show or any of that kind of stuff.
If Terry hosted a BET show, he might be canceled.
But you can't cancel, let me just finish,
you can't cancel somebody from fans who support the stuff they say
no matter how crazy it is.
Because those fans are always going to be there.
What if the person who runs America's Got Talent
supports Black Lives Matter?
What if the person who runs America's Got Talent
thinks Terry Cruz is bad for business
because he's got all of these people on social media
talking shit about America's Got Talent.
talent and telling people not to watch America's got talent because Terry Cruz is on it.
That person is a capitalist and runs a business. And as long as the business is supplying
content or a service to those constituents that those constituents like, she's not going to
fuck with it. She would never hurt her business to spite her personal beliefs if she's running
one of those big corporations or him. I like that progressiveness. Hello? Jolly, you froze.
Oh, you froze.
I like that progressiveness.
I like that you just assume a woman is in charge shows.
Yeah, man.
Come on, bro.
Women can be ahead of businesses and shit too.
Why not?
I'm going to be honest with you.
I just think Terry Cruz is stupid.
Why?
Why?
I got just because it's just like, first of all,
whatever your beliefs are,
whatever your opinions are,
stand on them.
If you feel like you don't want to see Black Lives Matter
turn into Black Lives Better,
fine. If you don't want to see
black people turn into the supremacists,
fine. I don't care.
My thing is, stop trying
to convince us. What happened to Terry
Cruz is why I used to be
a bully in high school. When I was
in motherfucking high school, and I still do it
to this day, I'm not going to lie, I'm working on myself.
If I know something bothers you,
you'll lean in. I'm going to keep doing it.
I'm a lean in.
They called Terry Cruz a coon
and that shit stung.
That motherfucker had
been dancing and explaining himself for weeks.
He's on Don Lemon explaining it.
He's on the fucking talk explaining it.
He's on Twitter explaining it.
So yesterday, Terry Cruz decides to try to do the Eminem and 8 mile.
I'm going to live my truth so nobody can use it against me.
So he tweets out, coon, conquer our own negativity.
Terry Cruz, shut the fuck up forever.
Okay, nobody gives a shit about you trying to flip and bounce the word coon.
That shit is never going to be a term of endearment.
It is what it is.
The problem with Terry Cruz is he keeps trying to explain himself.
And he's trying to get these people off him.
That's not how the internet works.
The internet is a pile on, a pile on, a pile on, a pile on, a pile on.
And you just got to simply get the fuck out of there.
You're not going to fight you away from the bottom of that pile, yo.
Okay?
Simple as that.
You're not going to fight your way
out the bottom of that pie.
It's literally like when he walked
into the bathroom on Friday after next
and Kat Williams was sitting there
taking a piss and fucking
he had Kat Williams calling it
and all Kat Williams could do is
scream pimped down.
That's what Terry Crew,
Terry Cruz, just got a scream pimped down
and get the fuck up out of there, man.
The fuck is wrong with you?
Why is the word Coon offensive?
Because that's what they call.
Because...
Not history books,
back in history.
Like, they would make fun of...
I assume it's short for raccoon.
No, shut up.
Shut up.
Shut up.
I think it is short.
It is short for raccoon.
You hear people say, oh, look at the...
I'm not doing it.
Listen, I know there are certain words
that are offensive and I understand the reason for it.
I don't understand why Coon is so negative.
Like, what is defined?
raccoon hats.
Like white people really love raccoons, right?
Like the hats.
The dictionary defines the word Coon as a negative term referred to a black person.
Now, I go to Urban Dictionary, okay?
Not the Weston.
I know.
I'm going to say, look what Urban says.
Urban dictionary definition is an insult term used by both races.
When used by whites, it translates to the word nigger.
When used by blacks, it's describing an uncle ruckus type of character,
a black person who is ignorant.
to white discrimination and unknowingly suffers from self-hatred,
a black man who only dates white women.
It only finds white women attractive.
Hold on, pause real quick.
All right, point is Terry Cruz got that bod,
eh?
That's something you can't take away from him to do this bill.
He got them teddy.
Titties or tetties?
Oh, because this is a guy?
It's his tities.
But what you would call tities for a dude,
teddies?
Is that what you were doing?
Y'all are wild.
Let's pay some bills, man.
Listen, before we pay this bill, I just want to say one thing about Terry Cruz in closing.
He loves acronyms.
Pull the mic closer to your mouth.
Can you hear me now?
That's perfect.
Yes.
I just want to say one thing about Terry Cruz in closing since he loves acronyms.
And this is an acronym for anybody.
I want anybody out there that ever feels like they're about to say something stupid or tweet something stupid.
It's summertime, bro.
This is what I want you to do.
I want you to go outside.
All right.
and I want you to feel those goddamn rays
from that big-ass star in the sky in the daytime.
And I want you to look up
and I want you to say, man, that sun feels good.
And then I want you to remember
that sun can be turned into an acronym
that stands for shut up, nigger.
And that'll save you from being a Terry Cruz.
Whoa.
I don't even feel comfortable calling my friend's son anymore.
I say son all the time.
I've said that to you.
That's S-O-N.
Okay.
S-O-N is fine.
Yeah.
S-O-N is fine.
I just want people to know
I'm specifically doing an S-O-N one.
Because what if I said...
What if you were saying something to me
and I was like, yo, Charlemagne is getting kind of hot, son.
Listen, listen, imagine white people that listen to the brilliant idiots,
they're like, that's some good advice.
And they go in their backyard and they're looking at their...
the son like, shut up, nigga.
Their neighbors are like, where are they?
What do you mean?
Shut up.
I'm close enough to hear.
I didn't notice was this kind of neighborhood.
Yo, oh, that's what we were, real quick.
That's what we didn't understand why Coon has a derogatory sentiment.
Oh, he said it.
He said the definition.
But why does it bad?
I mean, why is calling a black person a raccoon bad?
Like if you called me.
We don't want to be called an animal, Schultz.
But if you called me an animal in the sack,
like if a girl's like,
yo, you're an animal.
You know what I mean?
It's not only going to be reference to society.
If someone's like, yo, you're a horse.
I'd be like, yeah.
That's what sucks.
I'm not sure exactly why Kuhn has the negative connotation
that it does, but it does.
And that's all we need to know.
I really feel like there's a backstory, though.
Like, I feel like whites were calling that.
I'm sure it is.
But why is Coon bad?
I don't understand.
White Coon is bad.
It's like we do these things
where we just decide shit is bad.
But like there's,
I think there's like a raccoon hat.
Paul Bunyan will wear that shit.
White people love Coons.
Yeah, but it's been going off
since the beginning of time.
This ain't some new shit.
Like Coon isn't like a new word.
This is like Malcolm X civil rights days.
But a Coon.
Oh, wait a minute.
A Coon is a black person.
It said that the genre became.
But it's acting in a way
that would appease white people, right?
Yeah, I was.
But isn't a raccoon both black and white?
Maybe that's why they're saying?
No.
No, raccoons are gray.
I was always taught that a coon was also
reinforced the negative stereotypes of black people.
I was always taught that a coon was a black person
who reinforced the negative stereotypes of black people.
I don't fucking know, bro.
Someone got to get to the bottom of this coonery.
But, yo, real talk.
Someone's got to get to the bottom of this.
Now, has anybody ever like,
like, oh God.
I'm trying to set up a joke and it's so corny I had to stop myself.
It was so bad.
It was so bad the joke.
You don't know if it's bad until you try it.
Oh, no, it was so bad.
Like, have you ever been over at like, son?
Alex just says, son to me.
I just goes, son.
I need to son myself.
But, like, like, if you're at your friends, if you're at your friends,
if you're at your friend who is a sellout,
if you're at his crib,
and he's passing around some appetizers,
is that called a charkoonery board?
I'm not culturally...
I was like, I do not know what you're talking about.
I'm not coaching about.
I'm clueless to it.
I know it's a culture joke.
And I'm sure if I understood the culture of what...
You know, what is that from?
You know, a charcutory board?
No, sharkutery.
A charcutory board.
Never heard of.
No.
I was like, I never heard of it.
I never heard of it.
The plates with cheese and crackers.
It's like the place it got like salami and cheese and all that kind of shit.
What is it called?
You don't save that shit.
Take the plate with the cheese and the salons.
Yeah, but I can't put Koon into it if it's not charcutory.
Sharkoonery, sharkootery, charcutory.
No, I got one.
I got one.
Do you think.
If Terry go.
Okay, go.
Okay, go.
Okay, go.
Talk to me now.
Talk to me now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go, bro.
If Terry Cruz gets rich, does that make him a tycoon?
Oh.
Oh, shit!
Charlamagne!
Oh, shit, Charlamagne.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Oh, dude, yo, let me ask you.
Yo, Charlotte, man, do you know who my favorite James Bond was?
Sean Coonerie.
Coonerie?
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
So, so, if Terry Cruz scams me out of some money,
does that make him a coon artist?
Oh!
Gas right now.
We are cooking with gas right now.
Did you see that?
Did you see that one?
Yo, dude, come on, bro.
Hey, dude, hey, dude, what do sellouts, what do, what do sellouts eat cereal with?
We need their worst in dad jokes, though.
We're just throwing things against the wall and seeing what sticks.
That's it.
Some would say, we're doing what raccoons do.
Who would dig in the trash and finding treasure.
Fying treasure in the trash, bro.
All right.
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Taylor, do we have some things
that we won't care about next week?
What's the shit?
Yes, we do.
Let me throw some things out here.
Did you guys want to talk about
Megan Estagian, how she opened up,
gave us the update?
What is that?
I don't understand.
Can you explain what happened?
I don't even know what happened.
We don't know yet.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I really don't know.
I honestly, truly don't know.
I don't know what happened.
I was sitting around thinking about making a stallion last night.
First of all, I wish her the best.
I'm sure she went through a traumatic experience.
But I was sitting around thinking last night,
if you guys said, she got shot in both feet but didn't have no broken bones.
That's the blessing.
That's a blessing within itself.
Where's that shot at, though?
But where did he shoot her?
Would it be like?
I think you got bones in your, I think your whole foot is bone.
Like if I look at my feet, the whole thing is bone.
There's no place you could shoot me in it where it wouldn't be bone.
That's what I'm saying.
So I stand by what I said and what I said was we don't know what happened.
But I believe, this is just my speculation, I believe that it's more to this whole situation than what we know.
And I think when more of the details come out and we actually find out what happened, it's going to make sense.
Because right now it makes no sense.
And, you know, I think, I think Tori Lane's might have been protecting her from something.
I don't know.
Maybe.
That's what I'm just throwing out there.
Protecting her from something?
I don't know.
Maybe somebody was trying him
and maybe he was shooting at that person
and maybe the bullets ricochayed.
I don't know.
I'm just speculating.
I don't fucking know.
Do they know what the gun was?
A Smith and West Sun.
Oh, yeah.
Meaning, shut up, nigga.
Now's not the time for jokes.
You saw what happened to everybody
making jokes last week.
God damn.
What happened last week?
Shit, Drea lost her Finty deal.
Yeah.
Drea?
And they're trying to get
She was on the wine and weed
podcast with my man Sterling Brim
and Van Lathen was a guest on there
and you know
she got to making jokes
and Rihanna and Fenty dropped her
which by the way, you got to read the room.
First of all, as a woman you shouldn't be made
and nobody should be making those kind of jokes
about domestic violence.
But if Fenty is sponsoring you, you can't be making it.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
Come on. Rihanna was only involved
in one of the, the, the, the,
the most highly profiled, publicized domestic violence situations ever.
Like, come on.
And it happened in the car.
That would be a fire versus, though.
Brianna versus Chris Brown.
That would be a different one.
That would be.
By the way, no, that would be.
And that actually was a better one.
Then Usher and Chris Brown?
Then Usher versus Chris Brown?
Why?
Usher and Chris Brown's not even close.
Because Usher washes him.
I don't say you think it's a wash.
Thank you.
Why don't you think it's a wash?
Thank you.
It's a wash.
Washes.
Let me tell you.
I'm all about elevating black female voices.
Not right now.
Not right now,
Taylor.
Give you on my.
Son!
Now look.
Son.
Too much fun to yell, son.
I'm telling you, son.
You look at son.
But I'm yelling son.
S-O-N. Just know that.
No, my son. I'm always
S-O-N. I'm always talking about
sons. That's it. Sons and daughters.
But you,
but I just think it will be entertaining.
That's all. Just knowing that...
That's your problem.
Don't want everything to be entertaining.
Is it not... Well, wait, time on. Is Versa's not supposed to be entertaining?
Oh, shit, Charlotte. She got you on those ropes.
She got you on the ropes.
Versus should be an old to legends.
meaning that I'm not saying Chris isn't a young legend.
I'm just saying things have to make sense.
If you're going to have somebody of Usher's caliber,
put him in there with somebody that's his caliber.
Thank you.
If we're being totally honest with ourselves,
Usher's peer is Beyonce.
Because they came up around the same time.
You're bugging.
You're totally forgetting how big Usher was.
I know how big Usher is,
but you're saying against Beyonce,
I want to say Usher has more classic songs than Beyonce too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I agree.
But you think Beyonce is more of a peer?
You think Beyonce got more than Usher?
No, I said Usher has more classic songs than Beyonce.
Oh, 100%.
I agree.
But I think Beyonce is still more of a peer.
Now, if we're just talking about classic songs,
the only people Usher should be in there with is Mary Jane Blige.
Okay.
And goddamn Robert Sylvester Kelly.
Nobody wants to hear that.
Yo, he's right.
It's really R. Kelly versus Usher.
And that's the verses we can't have.
Is R. Kelly versus Usher?
Is R Kelly versus Usher, huh?
And by the way.
By the way.
So many songs and everything else like that, too.
I don't know.
By the way, R. Kelly beats everybody.
Yeah, exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, how is I even?
Wait a minute.
You think R. Kelly takes out Michael Jackson?
You think R. Kelly takes out Prince?
I don't know if he beats Michael.
I don't know if he beats Mike.
I don't think he beats Mike.
Well, Michael didn't like that many.
I don't think he beats Mike.
But, hold on, did Mike write a lot of songs for other people?
Keep talking. Keep talking.
Stop.
Keep talking.
Did he write a lot of songs for other people?
I don't think you should be able to use.
It don't matter.
It don't matter if he did.
It's got your songs.
It don't matter if he did.
Because Michael got Archiepike.
Michael got off the wall.
Michael got Thriller.
Michael got songs off bad.
Pretty young thing.
Sprinkling stuff like Remember the Time.
He sprinkled Jackson 5 music.
Come on.
Yeah.
Alkelly ain't fucking with Michael.
He ain't fucking with Michael.
Stop it.
Don't even bring it up.
He beats everybody else up.
Mary J. Blige in my book would be on par
because I love a lot of Mary J. Blige's records.
But if I'm just being objective.
Right.
You know.
Yeah.
And we're just talking
strictly music here.
Y'all.
Beethoven versus Mozart.
Who y'all got?
Well, first of all,
we just found out
that Beethoven's black,
so we have to do more research.
Beethoven is black?
Yeah.
Is that why they called
the 9th symphony?
I got my dad jokes
popping today.
I don't get it.
My dad.
Why is it the 9th?
Like 9th with a F.
Not like 9th.
Oh.
Okay.
All right.
I was like,
come on.
My dad jokes are killing today,
yo.
Dad jokes are the best.
Tell you.
Let us be old.
Oh, first of my dad,
hello,
why you always handle
my dad jokes then?
Because your dad jokes are trash.
Let me hear one.
Give me one.
Give me one.
Wait,
hold on.
I have to look at my joke
notepad.
Give me one.
You don't have a good
dad joke off the cuff?
I do,
but I feel like y'all heard it already.
All right.
All right.
Let me hear it.
Ready?
Go.
Y'all want to hear you guys
by some cats?
Sure.
That's kitten.
You want to...
That was wax, man.
I knew you wanted to laugh.
Yo, you want to hit...
Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, you want to hear some jokes about some raccoons?
Just cooning.
You got to try with raccoon.
It's way better with raccoon, yo.
Admit it.
When you had raccoon...
It's way better.
Raccoon is better, yo.
Raccoo's like Nutella.
You just put that shit on everything.
It's beautiful.
Yo, Charlotte, drop a dad joke.
Drop a fired dad joke right now.
I don't have any, bro.
All my jokes are dad jokes when you're in the house.
Yo, the crazy thing about the crazy thing about dad jokes,
I think dad jokes don't come from the jokes being corny.
They come from the reaction.
Because if I'm in my house and I'm saying some fire shit,
my daughters are looking at me like crazy.
Crazy.
It's not heat.
Give me some more, Taylor.
What are you?
I also wanted to mention that there was a petition
for Tori to go to be deported back to Canada.
Amazing.
I saw that.
I thought it was amazing.
I don't know if Tori's guilty or not,
but just the fact that somebody sat around and said,
I'm going to create a petition to get him fucking deported
and they're dead serious about it.
And the way they wrote it,
they were like, this little 5-3 man has done nothing
to contribute to the American economy.
Whoa.
All he's done is.
problems against women. That shit was funny.
Whoa. Nobody's going to care about this. I do think
that Tori's going to come out a little bit clean in this situation.
I really do.
Because if he's not arrested and he's not charged anything,
there's no way that he actually did some shit.
I don't think it's what we think. If it is what we think, I'm dead wrong,
but I don't think it's what we think. I really don't. I really don't.
You don't think it was like an aggressive manner?
You don't think it was domestic disagreement?
I don't feel, and like I can't.
can't speak for any of those women in the car.
I don't think there's no woman
that's going to allow themselves
to get shot by a man
and not immediately tell everybody.
I don't think that her friend in the car
with a lot of, like, I don't understand
the secrecy around the situation is what I'm saying.
But that's why I said I think she has something to hide
maybe two or something.
Why is Tori Lane's not doing all that?
I'm not speculating.
Taylor, you're going to get jumped on the internet.
How dare you?
How dare you?
I am a high girl.
Why does she have to have something to hide?
Why?
Oh, shit.
Just like how you said, you don't understand how a girl isn't saying anything.
So if-
I didn't say she hide nothing, though.
But I just said I don't understand why they're not saying nothing.
All right, let's move on.
But it's not meant for me to understand, though.
But I think soon we'll know.
Coon, we will know.
I was going to do it.
I was going to say about people were getting on meat mill for basically,
telling people that he broke up with his girl,
but he never announced that they were together.
Who's that?
Meek-Mail.
Oh, Milano.
Who was his girl?
Yeah, I don't care about that this week.
Okay.
That's really, you guys did everything kind of into,
you know, positive or brilliantly positive.
All right, guys look here, man.
For everybody that listens to brilliant.
What about asking, idiot?
Yo, what y'all think about Ellen DeGeneres?
Oh, yeah, that too.
What y'all?
Oh, can I tell y'all a dad joke that I remembered?
Hey, why can't a nose be 12 inches long?
Why?
Because then it's a foot.
Hey.
Yo, that's a banger right there, Taylor.
Why are you hating sitting there?
I'm confused.
There's 12 inches in a foot.
I know.
Yo, yo, yo, why can't a black cat walk across a white rose?
Why not?
Because then it'll be a black coon.
I don't know.
I was just trying to, hey, man, we just see it if it works, man.
I'm not saying it who's going to work.
We're not afraid to try things over here.
You're just shooting from the hip, bro.
We're just shooting, bro.
That's all you shoot from the hip.
Now, talk to me, Ellen.
Ellen.
You think people just don't like her jokes,
and that's why they're saying that she's...
Nah, this is what it is, at least in my suspicion,
when you act different than what you present,
there's always going to be a newsworthy discrepancy.
So, for example, if Judge Judy ended up being mean
when you met her in person, that wouldn't even make the news
because you're like, yo, she's wild on TV,
she's wild in real life, she's consistent.
But if somebody's on TV being the most sweet, pious, kind,
person dancing and woke and all this other stuff,
and then everybody that works for her is like,
yo, she's really mean, she's rude.
Everybody who meets her outside of work is like, she's mean, she's rude.
There's a discrepancy in what's being presented and what is being executed.
And that is always newsworthy.
It's like, yo, why am I being lied to?
And it works the other way around, too.
If someone's really mean on TV, like Don Rickles is not mean, but he would be like
the harshest, like, roasting guy.
But if you ever met him, he was the sweetest, kindest dude.
I met him once.
He was the kindest fucking guy in the world.
And that's a story you tell because you're like, oh, shit, that guy.
that guy who thought would be like mean
is actually the sweetest, nicest guy.
I think that's what the answer is.
Yeah, contrast is always good.
But like you said, when you're,
when you present yourself a certain way,
but then you're the total opposite.
It's just like, what the fuck you?
You know, but I don't know about the Ellen situation
only because I don't know if it's Ellen
or the executive producers of the show.
Because the article I read in Variety yesterday,
they were kind of saying it was the executive producers
of the show.
And one of the EPs was in the article
saying that they,
They take full responsibility.
So I'm really not, I'm really not sure what the situation is.
But I will say this as well.
I think this all stems from not paying your employees over the COVID-19.
Ooh, talk to them.
I just think it's that simple.
Like if you have a bunch of disgruntled employees and, you know,
they're not making no money and you haven't been taking care of them,
that's when they're like, all right, well, fuck you too.
That's honestly what I, that's honestly what I took from the whole situation.
Honestly, I think I think it could be right.
Yeah, because none of this stuff was coming out when shit was riding high.
Not saying that it wouldn't have, but boy, when you're sitting around and you got a lot of time to think and you already think a person.
See, it's one thing when you think a person is a bad person, right?
You all are a bad person, but you put up with certain shit because you're getting paid, whatever, whatever.
But then when you're sitting around and that person is not paying you, because I think for a certain period, Ellen wasn't paying the production crew.
You're sitting around and you're looking.
Like, not only she is a terrible person,
she really don't give a fuck about us.
And that's when you start spilling beans.
And I think that's where we are right now.
I think you're right.
It's easy to kind of put up with the fuck shit
when you're getting paid a lot of money.
Absolutely.
And the second you stop getting paid money,
you're like, oh, that person is a mean.
Yeah, 100%.
Yeah, that's interesting, bro.
That's probably it.
So all she got to do is to rectify
is to start paying the staff again.
I think she just did.
I think right before,
If I read correctly in the Variety article yesterday,
right before that article came out,
they started repaying,
they started paying the production team and everybody again.
If I read correctly.
But this is the brilliant idiots.
We don't deal with facts here.
So don't worry about that.
Fuck facts, bro.
Don't worry about all that.
I was going to say, too, though,
that there was a study that was saying America is like
the second worst of raising a family.
Did you guys see that?
I did see that.
I love all these studies that are like,
America's the 100th best place to live.
and it's like, well, why is everybody
risking their fucking lives move here?
It's number one place to live.
It's not even a question.
And the entire, not the entire world,
but a lot of the world is doing anything
in their power to come here.
Risking their fucking lives,
leaving their loved ones,
leaving their family to never see them again to come here.
That's all you need to know.
There's no great migration from America
to any other country in the world.
There's never been a great migration
where Americans are like, I'm not going to lie.
I can see Canada being overpopulated with Americans soon.
A lot of people are running to Canada, bro.
Let me tell you something.
That's what they said.
All those celebrities when Trump got elected, we're like, we're moving to Canada.
And then he got elected.
They were like, if Trump wins, we're moving to Canada.
Then he got elected and where the fuck the day?
They sat right there in Beverly Hills and shut the fuck up.
That's exactly what happens.
That being said, Canada is fire.
That's how dope America is.
Canada is fire.
Like the people are fucking genuinely nice.
They care about each other.
The schools are affordable.
The health care is there.
Great society.
Great.
but you know Americans are like,
that's cold up there, bro.
I'm not doing all that.
I mean, if you live in New York, Canada's right there.
That's the thing.
If you live in New York,
you live in Texas,
you think you're putting up with cold
eight months out of year?
Nah, got it.
I will say this, though.
We're lying to ourselves
if we don't see the humbling of America coming.
It's right there.
It's inevitable.
What goes up must come down.
Not saying that we won't return.
to being the superpower that America is at some point.
But yeah, over the next few years,
and it's not even about who's in the White House.
I mean, it is kind of about who's in the White House.
But over the next four or five years,
America's going to change.
And you know why America's going to change shows
for one reason and one reason only?
Not enough innovation.
Charlemagne.
Don't make nothing here, baby.
Charlemann, I believe it was Sean Puffy Combs
that said it,
we ain't
go in nowhere
we ain't
gone nowhere
we can't be stopped now
because it's USA for life bro
USA for life bro
Can I tell you a time I'm talking about
Can ask you a simple question?
Yeah
What artist has puff you put out
since he said that
And I'll be right back
French Montana's
He put out French Montana's
He put out French Montana's
Right? Didn't he put out French Montana's?
That's not the last one. He put out his son.
He put out his son.
There we go.
Doesn't he manage?
No, he's probably popper in the younger generations.
I think he managed a bunch of artists too.
Who, his son?
No. Did he, to this day?
Uh, not that I know what. Maybe, I mean.
Because I'm pretty sure he sold the majority stake of his bad boy.
Yep.
He did?
Fair enough.
Yes. I'm telling you, bro.
Puffy hasn't put.
out no artist since then.
Well, some cool, I mean,
he put out machine gun Kelly,
French Montana.
Who?
His son.
His son's not even signed a bad boy.
Yeah, his son is signed a bad boy.
But you're proving my point, Taylor.
Bro.
Bro.
America's theme song is not,
what is it called Star Spangled Banner?
America's theme song is
we ain't
going nowhere.
We ain't gone nowhere.
Because it's bad boys for life.
Is that how it goes?
Is it?
I'm melodic, bro.
I'm not going to lie, dude.
I'm here.
You know what I'm saying?
But we're lying to ourselves.
America needs a lot more new innovation, bro.
A lot.
What are you talking about?
We're going to the moon, bro.
We got rockets that land themselves.
Not the moon.
Mars, wherever the fuck.
We're killing it in innovation.
I don't know.
We got the best chicken tenders on the fucking planet.
You can't get chicken tenders any better in the world.
Can you get a chicken sandwich any better in the world?
Are they killing people for chicken sandwiches anywhere else in the world?
That right there, what you're doing is exactly why America is...
And it's fine.
You know, it's fine.
We're going to hit rock bottom and we're going to be back.
I hear what you're saying, but I also have to say, we ain't going nowhere.
Hey.
We ain't going nowhere.
Okay.
I want to believe you.
Hey, y'all Mike went out again.
Oh, no.
I got to go babysit in.
No, Charlemagne, we almost got him.
I do got to go babysit, I got to go babysit, man.
Yo, we lost your audio.
We lost your audio.
Huh?
The fuck.
Dwayne, are we recording?
Yeah, I'm sorry.
All right, I'm just do the ending.
As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're
intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right.
If you listen to this podcast and you think we're just,
Just a couple of idiots who don't know shit.
You're right, too.
It's the brilliant idiots podcast.
Thank you for listening.
Peace.
