The Brilliant Idiots - Corona Quimby

Episode Date: March 12, 2020

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It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Chalaman de God. Andrew Shult. We are the motherfucking brilliant idiots. And we don't have any pre-roll so we can just get right to it. We don't do pre-rolls now. We just do mids. Oh, we don't do pre-s.

Nah, we get right into it, bro. Why? No saliva. Say what? No pre-cum. Because of the coronavirus. Trying to stay low on fluids. That's what you got to do, bro.

Got you, got you. Got you. Okay, let's get into positively brilliant. This is a segment that we do. I'm only explaining it because it's only the third time we've done it. So it's a segment when we start off the show saying what we thought was positively brilliant this week. And also what a fucking idiot, what we thought was idiotic this week. So the things we think we're brilliant this week, the things we think we're idiotic.

What did you see this week you thought was brilliant shows? Dude, you know what I thought was brilliant? Talk to me. I just thought it was absolutely brilliant. Seeing all these Democratic hopefuls just fold under the pressure of power. You know what I'm seeing like guys like Andrew Yang We're like we're running an independent campaign And we're changing America

And then the powers of ego And they go hey buddy Do you want a little position in the cabinet or something Yeah that'd be cool Why don't you tell all your people to vote for Joe Biden Oh yes I don't know if they're giving a position in the cabinet You know what I'm saying

They're like a political career Yes Well our career as a commentator Say what? Our career is a commentator You know what I'm saying But a career is a commentator You think CNN put the pressure?

I mean, think about CNN is a very liberal network. So if you just got you a job on CNN and you, Andrew Yang, why not go, why not double all the way down and, hey, I'm fool dim, baby. Don't get it fucked up that I endorsed Bernie in 2016. Okay, I'm full dim. I'm part of the establishment. Interesting. I'm just saying, maybe, you know, I thought it was interesting, too.

I actually, I don't mind it because, I mean, if you want to win, you got to do what you got to do it. They always say Republicans fall in line, Democrats fall in love. So it was kind of interesting to see a lot of the Dems, Fall in line for once. Falling in line. They did. I mean, it started with, it started in South Carolina, you know, when, you know, Jim Clyburn endorsed Joe Biden and then, you know, Mayor Pete dropped out and Amy Klobuchar dropped out. Like, that was all really the catalyst to give Joe Biden that big Super Tuesday win.

So, I mean. What's Elizabeth Warren up to? I haven't heard from Elizabeth. She hasn't even endorsed anybody. I know. I mean, brilliant, right? She dropped out. She hasn't endorsed somebody.

I saw something yesterday. True. Truly cares about the people. doesn't she? Fighting for the people. I think it's tough for her. Dancing on SNL. It's tough for her because she,

her policies fall in line more with Bernie. So do it. But she's right. Nobody can't win. Why not? Maybe the both of you can put it together and make it happen. You knew she knew she couldn't win.

That didn't stop her. Bernie can't win. Because he's not leaning into the Larry David angle, bro. I'm telling you, man. I promise you, man, if he leans into the Larry David angle

and he just does a commercial where he says America, don't let them curve your enthusiasm for voting for me. He'll do something. Like, think about how everybody jerked their dicks to that goddamn S&L, TikTok. What's the shit called? That shit was so insulting, dude.

You doing? What's your kids are doing? TikTok. Nah, some shit. Oh, the Switch Challenge. There you go. Yeah. The flip to the switch.

Imagine people love that shit. Yeah, but like, wouldn't you be insulted by that? Like, wouldn't you, if you were someone who really cared about the values and really supported her and donated tons of money to her campaign and tweeted about her every single day and campaign for her? And you know that there's another candidate out there that mirrors her values. and she's out there doing a fucking TikTok challenge on SNL, you fucking idiot.

I would be so pissed off. You hate Elizabeth Warren. Yo, because she's a funny. You mad, crazy, idiot. Yo, that's good. That's good. No, I hate, you know what I mean? It's like, I hate...

I love how this segment goes from brilliant to who's the idiot, just that fast. Because it's a fine line. Nah, because I hate phony. It's like, you got to be, if you really want to help people, you really want to do something, you got to be willing to lose everything. She should have endorsed a candidate. Lose everything. thing, man. Put it on the fucking line, bro.

I don't know. Now, she's a person who may fall more in line with Bernie but won't endorse Bernie because she may get a cabinet position. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, she may get a place in the White House, possibly. I mean, I've even heard her, I've talked to her being a running mate. I don't think so. Only because when you are the Democratic Party and the

Democratic Party after Barack should have gotten browner and blacker and younger and more diverse gender-wise. If you are old white man, you can't have an old white woman on your ticket. What's wrong with old white guys? Nah. It's because it represents... I hear this argument.

They're old and white. We talk about diversity of... When an old white guy invents a cure for the fucking coronavirus, everybody's going to be all good with old white guys. He has no idea with the coronavirus. Is this like Billy D. Williams didn't know what gender fluid was? He don't know about these new diseases. He's still...

Skip syphilis. Let him deal with syphilis. Shit that needs penicillin. He don't know what the fuck to do with no coronavirus. Bro, what is gender flu? Joe Biden might have it. Joe Biden was coughing during his foxing of you so fucking much. And that shit was pre-recorded.

Son. That she was... Don't get me started. Don't get me started on. By the way, you want to know what's wrong with all white guys? They're dying from the coronavirus. All right? You don't want no fucking 17-year-old president.

Is that why China made it? To take away all the presidential candidates? You know, what if that's your back on? What if China was trying to help the Democrats, right? They're like, yo, Russia's helping the Republicans. We're going to help the Dems. What are we going to do? We're going to create this little disease.

It's going to get over to America. It's going to cause the stuff. stock market and shit to crash. Trump loves to talk about his motherfucking economy. What happens when your economy's in the toilet because it's coronavirus. But you forgot.

What? You're two dim candidates are 78 years old. Whatever you're putting that shit, that little ingredient with that goddamn goia and that little spice is causing the old people to die. Goya?

I don't know. I'm just talking about Asians? Wait a minute. Asian? Are we talking about Asians? Who are we talking about? Spanish? Asians, Corona.

What's happened? Corona. It's called Corona. It's called Corona. I'm telling you. They put a little goia in it. What's going? It's named after Corona.

It's a Latino spice. Right, Alex? Yes, it's a Latino. Yes, it's called Goya. We got a real Latino here. We don't even need to ask Alex. Adobo? Okay, you put a little Goya.

Adoba, not Goya. Goya are the beans, motherfucker. No. It's a seasoning. Yes, they do. It's a seasoning. Stop it. You put a little Goya in the corona.

I only use lorries. This is how they make corona bars. What a W. They take the beer. Me no, Goya. Me with the laris season. No, fuck the laris. They take the beer, they put a little goy in it, a little adobe, a little sassone.

Okay? A little fableau, so clean it up. Next thing you know, you got some shit that you can't fucking cure. This is all going to come back to Mexico, baby. Watch, Donald Trump is going to find a way to blame this shit on Mexico. That's why he named the Corona. I saw Charlie Kirk yesterday say, this is why we got to build the wall. I was like, what the fuck does the wall have to do with anything at a time like that?

China has a wall. He helped up. That shit hopped right over that guy. He coughed that shit right over. All I'm saying is the two Democratic candidates are 78 years old. Those are the people that have died from coronavirus. The president's 78 or how old is the president?

Trump is up there. Trump's like 77-78. Yeah. You know what I mean? And Trump been in contact with two people who got the goddamn C-PAC. He got quarantined. He was at C-PAC. There was one person there and they haven't released who that is. Release it. What are we talking about here?

If you know who has it, release it. I think that is brilliant to marketing campaign that coronavirus got, bro. Hold on. What? Is there a marketing campaign for this day? Who's behind this? I have no idea, but they're getting better.

They're getting marketed better than diseases that are actually killing people at a higher rate. Let's talk about America for a second, right? Diabetes. People took diabetes. If seriously, they're taking coronavirus, they'd stop eating motherfucking sugar and they'd work out more. That's right.

And people took fucking heart disease, which is killing way more people than God, damn coronavirus. It's seriously they took coronavirus. They'd be motherfucking exercising and working out more. Right. HIV AIDS. Is that around?

Oh, yeah. You don't forgot about that shit. I did. One person gets it and fucking gets cured, Magic Johnson. And America's just like, oh, fuck it. Let's go wrong again. I'm just saying, the flu kills way more people to coronavirus. I understand coronavirus is, you know, doubling every day.

It's brand new. That's the thing. It's brand new. But come on. This is like a new pair of Jordans, bro. Yeah. It's like we've seen this before. We've seen Ebola.

We've seen SARS and Zika and fuck all that other shit. It's like, why are we freaking out over coronavirus? The marketing campaign behind coronavirus is incredible. Why do you think it's so different? I really don't know. I'm going to be honest with you. I think that I think it is something to the fact that a lot of these diseases come out during election years. And I think that especially now with the fact that it's causing the stock market to crash, it causes the economy to look bad.

So I think that liberal media just, it's something. It's, it's, they, liberal media has, jumping on it. It's good because it makes the president look bad. Yes. Makes Donald Trump look bad. Yeah. I mean, that's just my personal opinion because I can't, maybe I'm missing something.

I don't know. Maybe I'm not taking it serious enough. Yeah. I just don't see why, what the deal is with coronavirus. Yeah, state of emergency in New York. I understand you call that because you want to get more supplies and shit like that. But it's like 17 people that have it in a city of 10 million. Now?

But Chris, 17? No. Let's talk about your hometown, China. I mean, I said China. Let's talk about your hometown of China, Chris. Wait, you just called him China. I'm sorry. I'm going to ask you a question.

You can correct me on some things if I'm wrong. Coming to the microphone. Correct. A man we call Big Asia. Let's go. Big Asia. The general. Don't worry about Asia right now.

If you want a reason to take it very seriously, look to Northern Italy right now. And I've been reading a lot of interviews with doctors in Northern Italy. And it's, it's basically, no, I'm fine. It's basically at wartime levels right now. They're bringing people into hospitals and people making judgment calls in the hallways of hospitals. You live, you die.

Because it's not even about the severity of the symptoms necessarily. It's just the number of people with it. And these hospitals just aren't built to sustain that sort of. Majority of the people that, correct me from wrong, majority of people in Italy who died are an average age of 82. Yeah, but they're saying it's lowering. They're seeing people in their 50s, their 60s, even in their 20s. And the problem is they have X amount of ICU beds.

They have X amount of respirators, even less. So right now in Italy, the respirator is like gold. Like, if you have a respirator, you have a shot. If that respirator is taken, it's over. So you're looking at the worst possible scenario, Italy, which you should. But we also have to look at China because China started off pretty bad. And I think in the last three days, they haven't had any deaths or no new kids. You can't, honestly, it's worse.

You can't take anything in China. You're good, you're good. Yeah. So China is 100% lying. They're doing the same thing that Russia did during Chernobyl. Remember, Chernobyl is out here just fucking destroying people killing. They're like, I think we lost 300 people. I didn't realize that until I saw the HBO special.

That's what China's doing right now. Because China doesn't want to seem like it's bad. China wants to ramp back up for business. Let's go. Let's do shit. their entire economy is going to get fucked way worse than ours. Ours is stock market. That's going to bounce back up.

Let's be honest. If you look at the stock market over the last hundred years, it's continually gone up. Little fluctuations, but it continually goes up. If China can't make shit, game over, Doug. So is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it, is it? Black people can't get it, right? I don't believe. You're all right, but.

Black people can't get it. I don't know. That's definitely not true. No. I literally saw, it's true. It's something about cocoa butter, black, black, locks it or something like that. What was it?

Melanin. Okay. Put a little shave water around your nose. You put this shave butter on your lips. You're putting your shave water. God damn it. And white people don't have enough lips to stop it from getting in their mouth. That's often what happens is black people have enough cushion that the virus hits the mouth and it falls.

Look at the people who are getting taken out by Corona. Asians have no lips, right, at all. Asians, they're almost like fish. It's just open, close, right? That happens. White people getting taken out. Those Italians say... Italian guys got their mouth open.

Mata. Mahalo, la Use. Sama la Mata. It's like, close your fucking mouth, Italians. Do you know what I mean? They don't get it, bro. What do you think, Chris? Anything that is this?

I hope I'm wrong. Seriously, Chris, you think it's that serious? I think it's the most serious thing I've seen in my lifetime. Over HIV AIDS, over cancer? Over heart disease, diabetes. Come on, Chris. Well, you have a chance. While HIV AIDS, it's its own thing.

Is this real or is this? This is 1,000% real. No, this is 1,000% real. You sure this is not JPS? I've been trying to get over the JPS, but I've done... I know you got the JPS. I've done a lot. You know, it's interesting.

It's interesting. Why do I have JPS, right? Well, the last pandemic like this was 1918, and it started in Philadelphia in South Philadelphia, where my Jewish grandfather live with his three brothers. The goddamn side. Two seconds ago you were Asian. I'm giving all perspectives here.

This guy. But... This guy. We get it. All his brothers died. The guys are both open for Christmas. His father... committed suicide afterwards.

Like, the shit is real and it, the reason. What are we supposed to do? I'm laughing. I'm going to laugh and love. I think we got to shut shit down. They got to close the schools, which is tough in New York City

because you've got 100,000 kids. But 17 people, Chris? No, you got to understand. It's like when you see a star in the sky, you're not seeing the star, you're seeing the reflection. It already happened. This shit isn't hitting yet.

The wave is coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It hasn't hit yet. some Asian metaphors right now. Listen. No, but for real, like, you can say... Right. A star in the sky.

No, listen. His music. It's the reflection. It's way... No, no. No, no. He deserved the music. That was hard, Chris, that was...

Chris, that was good, bro. Chris, that was good. I'm being honest. Chris, that was really good. Come on, son. Come on, son. Get that back. Listen, I thought this was

brilliant this week. I don't know how much stock you want to take into this. Sylvia Brown. You know Sylvia Brown? Chris? Sylvia Brown is an author. She wrote a book called, yeah, I'm going to tell you the name of the book real. I want to know what you think about this, Schultz. Because I thought this was brilliant, only because, God damn it, if anything else, it was a great guess. But Sylvia Brown wrote a book called The End of Days, Predictions and Prophecies about the End of the World. And she wrote on page 312 with that book that came out in 2008. And around In 2020, a severe pneumonia-like illness

was spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs in the bronchal tubes and resisting all known treatments. Almost more baffling than the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again, 10 years later, and then disappear completely. Whoa.

I don't know. You got to take some stocks. Sometimes, you know, God, put people here to deliver certain messages. Whoa. You know? I don't know how many predictions she's gotten right. I mean. But that's a nice little.

That's a Lisa goddamn dope. may not be a home run, but You think that's a home run? That's a double. That's a double. I give it a double. Because she wrote it in 2008 and she said the year. Yeah, but like you said, every two years, there's a new one. Zika, bird flu, swine flu.

That's true. That's true. You know. That's true. Positively brilliant. Dinky one. Who's that? Dinky one is the latest dating site on the internet and it caters the men with little dicks.

How big do you have to be in it? Well, 5.5 and under. They said 5.5 when you're erect. 5.5 and under. Isn't 5.5 regular? No, they say that's considered small. According to Mashable, dinky one is a site for people with small penises

and those who are fond of them. And it made me wonder, I'm like, is it people out there that really like little dicks? Maybe we've been little dick shaming a long time. Maybe we put too much emphasis on having big dicks. Well, I think there's some girls out there whose pussies can't handle big dicks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like having you had sex with a girl who was like, oh my God, that hurts. Yeah, because the average vagina, I think, is only like four inches deep. I don't understand vaginas at all, dude. I don't get them. You're not supposed to? I don't get them because it's like, where is all this room for the baby if the dick is causing some issue? Well, maybe that's the beauty of women.

Maybe they pretend to make us think that our dick hurts. So the whole time they're faking it. It's possible. I'm just saying when you see something, well, maybe it's different. Maybe the end and out is different. Maybe you can push out something seven pounds. eight ounces, but you can't put something seven pound eight ounces in. It's like taking a shit.

Ooh. Have you ever had your shit pushed in? No, but I've... You said what? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it's all good. Taylor said the vagina picks seven inches. Yo, but here's what I'm saying. If you do, if, like, you take a big shit, right?

That feels great. But if you put a thermometer up your butt... Ooh, yeah, yeah. Are you going to get a little colonic? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, my God, this is horrifying. Same thing. Same exact thing. Exactly.

So then, okay. So the butt is like a pussy. The butt is like a pussy. Gay men, we understand you. Now we get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But why do girls act like it's not? Why do they try to front like this dick can't get in there?

Maybe it's what you mean? In the butt? Yeah. They are pounding. No, I don't do that. I actually don't like that. Have you ever tried that? No, I don't like anal sex.

Anal sex is not good. No. Don't look at me. Well, you out here lesbian. You're getting pounded. You can't stuff labia in your butthole. all I'm saying is I think You're a gay girl man

It's all good I'm just saying how could you do anal Right? Like what are you really going to do? I just think Dickie one is a great site I think it's a safe space for people With little penises And I just do

I think America's put too much motherfucking emphasis on big dicks Right Yeah Why are you looking around like that Well no I need you to spread the angle Because otherwise You can't do what we're talking about dicks and assholes

Bro you just looked at Alex and go Yeah yeah Like don't do that So what Alex is trying to do is get us both in the frame. What I'm trying to explain to him. What I'm trying to explain to him is that if I go anymore this way, then we're blocked by the microphone and then the microphone is going to move and it's a whole situation.

And Dinkie one now has 27,000 users. 5.5 is considered small. 5.5 on hard. Did y'all not watch Howard Stern growing up? But he always talked about having a little dick. That was like three or some of that. I thought five, look up the average-sized dick. Look up the average size

D. The average size is not seven. It's five. Average size is not seven. I think the average size dick is... The average size penis is 3.5? Hard dick. Yeah, we want hard dick.

You know, you think... Dix off dick, say, me. They're just busted right inside him, and he can't extend on me anymore, and he seems a little overwhelmed by my girth in China. I can not believe you would ask this what we want hard dicks. Dude. Five is the right.

I told you. Think about it. Five is small? Come on, give me, give me, I need to see what five looks like. Give me a ruler. Who got a ruler?

Let me fine, I guess. Who got a ruler? Somebody got to have some measurements. They don't have the rulers on the computers? Come on, show me how long five inches? Oh, how big is an iPhone?

How big is an iPhone 7 plus or 10 plus? All right, some used to be an inch. Let me see, one. No, thumb is more. It's not no more. Thumb is more. In kindergarten, they taught you. Measure app?

Come on, come on, dog. We don't know how to do that. We all over here. You get paid the big bucks to do this type of stuff. Come on. A 10 plus is 6.5. So 10 plus is 6.5 inches.

Okay? My dick way longer than this, bro. No. This is 5.5 inch screen. So my dick is bigger than this. No, my dick way longer than this. I know because I've put it next to it. I've definitely done it.

My dick is way longer than... And what do you do? You just have the top... I do that all the time. I mean, I don't know why I've been doing that since I was a kid. Like you take the... You put the remote bite, put a bottle by it, just to see... Because I think that when we're looking down at our penises,

we don't see them the way everybody else sees them. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like a woman's looking at your penis from a different angle. So, like, do like this, right? Yeah. When you do like this, that don't look that big to you. Because you're so far from it.

Yeah, and I don't see all this. Because the pubic hair is in the way. But when I turn it to the side, and you get the pro forma. Imagine the girls, see that shit. That shit can scare some people. Yeah. So if it scares, you go to think you one.

So. So. Get you a little. Five and a half a five. That's five and a half inches. Let me see that right here. That shit looks little, bro. Let me see right there.

And that shit is hard, bro. Hold on. So, yeah, that is... Yeah, you don't want that. If a girl can fucking abracadabber your shit with two hands, you don't want that shit, bro. You need to come out on the top afterwards. Yeah, man.

She got to look like a wrapper hole in the microphone, B. Like, you don't want that, bro. Taylor, put both your hands on around that, see if you can make it disappear. Holy shit, yeah, you don't want the five and a half, bro. Yeah. Yeah. You need to be on dinky one.com.

You might have to go to dinky one. Anybody else in the room need to go on dinky one? Sign up now. Okay. Yo, Edd. No. We're not saying that, bro. You just put it out there.

You just quiet. I just put it out there. Edin, how many inches is your dick? Oh, my. Yo, yo, yo, you out here just saying everything. What? That's what I'm talking about. Honesty, bro.

Honesty, bro. Yeah, you got to find somebody that loves you for you, bro. Dude. That's it. Now, do they have a tiny pussy website, too? Dinky, does Dinky one have tiny pussy? Or big pussies? Are there the girls with big pussies out there that need love?

No, they got a tiny butthole one called Duky one. Do they? For tiny buttholes. It's called Duky one. For those with shallow buttholes. Yes, Taylor? Yes, Taylor. That doesn't matter.

You would just, you would just criticize it. It's small to me, but. You're small. But I'm saying if it's like maybe seven inches, because that's technically small to some girls too. I'm fine with that. You just have to learn how to. Seven is small?

Yo, you girls are crazy, babe. You girls are crazy. I'm seven and three, fourth. Eight when it's warm. Seven inches. That's seven? All I know is that both my hands go on it and the top comes out. I don't look like the dude from home improvement.

I got a pure life penis. Say what? I got a pure life penis. It's not this whiff. That's crazy. No, I don't have this whiff. Nah, you could touch your fingers. If it's just any two, that's a problem.

Yeah, but you can you can touch your fingers, right? On the other. I'm girfie, though. You are? Yeah, my penis looks like me. It does. Discollared? Yes, it actually is.

It actually. It actually. is. There's a pop. Like, it stops and then it's like brown, and then it's like a brownish. Ooh, you got that Dolphi de leche. To what? You got that Dulcee. You got that chocolate fudge brownie. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm bigger than that. I'm bigger than that. I'm 734 of 8 when it's warm up. All right. This could go under the what a fucking idiot segment.

You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real. I have a different view of it. I can see both sides. The baby. He's in trouble after slapping a female fan. I saw the video. Yeah, I saw the video too. He did apologize for it.

He didn't know that it was a fan on the other end of the flashlight. I can see both sides. First of all, this is what we don't understand about the baby. You knew it was a fan. He just didn't know it was a girl. You don't know, listen, you don't know, though, right? Like, if you're walking through a club and, It's dark.

And somebody just, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. This is what people don't realize about the baby. The baby suffers from extreme PTSD. And I'm not no therapist. I'm not no psychiatrist, but I'm going to tell you how I can diagnose that.

Right. The man in the past three years, he beat a murder charge. Somebody tried him in Walmart. He had to kill a man in self-defense in a Walmart, right? Walmart parking lot. Some guys ran up in his house. He had a shootout in his house.

That was staying your ground. so, you know, he didn't go to jail for that. His father just died, so he's probably grieving the death of his father, so it's probably just a lot of anger and stuff there. You're talking about a guy who's on a hair trigger because of the things that have happened to him over the past few years.

And there's no class for this. You understand what I'm saying? There's nobody that takes you and puts you in the classroom and deals with your trauma, deals with your triggers. Like, it's like, okay, you killed the guy, let's go do this show. Oh, you had a shoot out in your house?

Cool, let's go do this show. Oh, your father. Pops just died, but y'all just went number one, so you got shows to do. He probably hasn't had a chance to grieve, and I'm not making an excuse for the brother. I'm just telling you, we got to deal with the whole totality of the situation. We've got to look at things in context. When you see a guy that is that quick to pop off, he's dealing with some type of PTSD. He's always on edge.

And can you blame him? No. No, I think it's, I think you make an interesting point. Like, this guy's in survival mode. All the time. The question is, if you know you're in survival mode, maybe the smart. decision is not to put yourself in situations where you'll need to survive. But listen, you're the baby.

You don't kind of go to the club, bro. You don't have to walk in like that. You could go in. That's what you call a walk-through. That's what you call a walk-through. They literally call that a walk-through. You get paid $15, $20,000 to do a walk-through. Well, don't.

I did it. I mean, like, just do the show. I get it. He's a brand-new artist. If this was somebody like, D'Amigos are, like, somebody that's more established, been out for a while, I would get it. It's literally his second year in the game. Yeah.

So he's still on that Chitlin circuit Club run shit You know what I'm saying? I thought to say chicken circuit Jesus Christ What Cardi was doing Cardi was doing all those clubs

When she first came out It was like every weekend Yes she was But then Cardi shot off so quick Yeah And by the way she's still in the club She was in the club A couple weeks ago

And offset did get into a fight You know what I mean Get out the club I get it Cardi offset they have no business In the club no more Yeah The baby he's still on the ground

He's still on the come up And I'm going to tell you something else. He needs taller security, bro. And I'm going to tell you why he needs taller security. When your security is so tall, they're seeing things way up here on a macro level. Yeah. When you're down here with me, the real threats are down here. Yeah.

Baby's down here with me. The real threat's down here. You need a combination of both. You can have the guys that's taller than you to see the whole macro shit. and you need guys that's around your height to see all these threats that are right there eye level with you. Yeah.

But, you know, the woman's got a lawyer now and she's suing. Of course. As she should. I heard her today and she was like, I got a concussion. I got motherfucking. Oh, yeah.

What else did she say she had? I'm here. We went upstairs on the stairway to take a picture and I see security saying move, move. And I was standing next to a young lady. So the young lady standing to the right of me, she pulled out her camera

and I see her put her flash on her phone and reach up but I'm not for sure if she hit him with the phone or had the I know the flash was on the phone and all of a sudden he smacks me they did not offer medical service they gave me a hard time at first

trying to even give me a police report he didn't even smack the girl that hit him I thought she said somebody else did it the moral of the story is that young lady is saying she has a concussion a contusion You know, famous people hit the hardest, bro. My head was hurting really, really bad.

And, like, the top of my right cheek bone, it was, like, hurting, like, it was tender. So I did go to the hospital. I love it. And I was diagnosed with a contusion for my cheat. He still makes a joke about it. Like, yesterday, he uploaded something on his page in the clothing store, making a joke about it. So I don't feel like, you know, he was sincere with the apology. I was embarrassed.

That's $20,000. Do you know how? hard how painful it must be to get your pussy waxed. Do you know what that must be? It hurts, right? Do you think that that slap hurt more than getting your pussy waxed? Yes. There's no way. Yeah. There's no way. Nah, because the wax is quick. Say again? The wax is quick. The slap with pop! Yeah, the wax is quick and it's just hair. Like this, this, this hits you.

It leaves bruises on the top. It leaves bruises on the inside. Why am I talking like I'm getting paid from this case? I'm just like, it definitely hurts her. You know what I'm saying? And I'm like, I'm not mad at her. Listen, at the end of the day, let's be for real. The baby still made a mistake. Because when you're in that position, even if you are dealing with the PTSD and the triggers and the trauma,

you still can't move like that. That's what you have security for. You just don't put yourself in those situations. If you know you can't handle yourself in them, don't put yourself in them. Simple as that. If you get anxious in big crowds, don't be in big crowds. You have the ability.

to do that now. Him going to that little nightclub is not what's going to propel his career, right? Him doing these viral stunts and cool videos and good songs are going to be the things that propel his career. So just focus on those things. Yeah, and it's so funny because it's just like,

you know, that's not the type of, he knows that, the baby knows that. That's not the type of gangster people respect. You know what I mean? Exactly. I don't even know people still respect gangsta in 2020 to be honest with you, because we know where the gangster leads you.

But if you are going to be tough, you know what I mean? People are not going to respected seeing you do that to a woman, even though we've seen him do that to guys, too. You know what I mean? He's an equal opportunist. Oh, he's a equal opportunist.

Oh, no, he's an equal opportunity. He believes in putting hands on both sides, baby. You know what I mean? But I don't think he would have done that if he knew that was a girl. I think he does. He does what? Look at the video again. What?

He stares at the person. After he hits her. Yeah, it doesn't even do nothing. Yeah, because now I've got to get the fuck out of here. Now I'm hoping nobody saw. Listen, either way, we still got to take into account the PTSD that brother's dealing with, man. I'm telling you, has anybody in this room ever killed somebody in self-defense?

No. Okay. Has anybody in here ever been in a shootout because somebody did a home invasion on their house? No. Okay. Imagine the head trigger you would be on if those things happened to you. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not mad at him. Yeah. Definitely what a fucking idiot. I don't know if we talked about it. No, we didn't talk about this. Brian Williams and Mark.

Mara Gay. I'm not going to put Mara Gay in this because she's a black woman. I'm just going to put this all on Brian Williams and the producers at MSNBC. Did you see? Oh, my God. Did you see? Oh, my God, dude. Can we play, insert that clip, Taylor. Oh, my God.

You don't have to. You heard it? You heard it, right? So fucking stupid. So they go. So Bloomberg, if you play it, you can play it. But basically, Bloomberg spent $500 million on his campaign. Now, the woman in the video go.

Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars. I got it. Let's put it up on the screen. When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear. Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. U.S. population, $327 million. Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math. He could have given each American $1 million and have had lunch money left over. It's an incredible way of putting it. It's an incredible way of putting it. It's true. It's disturbing. It does suggest, you know, what we're talking about here, which is there's too much money in politics. It is mind-boggling how stupid you have to be to understand this math. He gave a dollar to each person, a dollar and 30 cents or whatever it is.

Like a dollar 53 cents or shit like that. But not, and the fact that they're talking about this on the news. MSNBC. I can tell you why, bro. Why? Social media, right? Yeah. Social media has made everybody lazy learners.

Right. Nobody wants to do their own research to anything. So if you see a tweet like that by a journalist named McKita Revis who has a blue check, why would you do the math? Clearly for somebody to take the time to tweet that, they must have already did the math. Yeah. So all I want to do now is share it. Why?

Because it probably reinforces a narrative I'm pushing about Bloomberg or reinforces a narrative. I'm pushing about, you know, too much money being in politics. Whatever it is. Whatever it is. It just gives you your comments. confirmation bias you're looking for. So you just start posting that and sending it to everybody, sending everybody. But if you just sat back and did the math, you'd realize, no, you stupid motherfuckers.

Like, no, that's not how this works. I tried to do it on the computer. I tried to do a million times 317. My computer said E! Like, it just was like E, like era, like E wouldn't even do this shit. So I'm just like, for that to make it to MSNBC, for Brian Williams, who everybody already thinks it's a fucking liar anyway. Right. Nobody trusts you, Brian.

Right. That's why you're on MSNBC. Yes, you'd be on NBC. For it to be on TV, for it to go past all the producers and everybody, and nobody catch that? Yeah. Yo, that shows how dangerous of an era we are in because of social media. Because if people see it on social media, they believe that shit, bro.

And they want it to be true. If you want something to be true, you don't fact check it. That's something I've realized. Even about myself, if I see a tweet somebody put out and I want to be true, sometimes I won't even read the article. And I have to catch myself going, don't retweet this. You don't know if that's exactly what it says or this is messed up, et cetera. Which one?

Oh, yeah. What did Alex send you yesterday? He sent me this thing about the trains being canceled in New York because of the coronavirus. What did you get that from, Alex? No, I'll show you. And it was, it was, wait, you sent it to all of us or just, just me? Yeah, click the link. so he was looking at the article, right?

And... Ha ha ha ha ha. You just say to show me somebody who's not on dinky1.com. So he sent me this big as... He sent me this article and they're shutting down all the trains, et cetera, right? Now, I just go, okay, I guess they're shutting down the trains. I don't need to read the article.

I don't need to click the link. So I go, oh, it's crazy. And I was like, nah, you should look up the link or something like that. And I'm like, nah, I believe you. I'm gonna take Uber, it's fine. And he's like, man, you ruin this whole thing. And Edin shows me it's just this massive dicked black guy sitting down.

And his dick looked like he's sitting down too. Dude, that's how massive his fucking dong was. Did you see that thing? Yeah, I saw that shit. Now, if you've ever encountered, if you're a woman, right, are a man who likes dick. And your whole life you encountered penises like that, I would see why you would go to dinky1. Would you call that a penis? Nah, that's a cock, bro.

That's a cock. That's why they made the word They made the word Cock for dicks like that bro That's a cock That dick I don't have a cock Dude

I don't I got a dick I got a dick I know my limitations That is a dick Cock is the top of the line Oh man That's the big boy car

That's the shit That's the big boy That's the fandom of dicks Bro When you got a cock You got You're working with something bro

I'm telling you Don't let that motherfucker be circumcised You got the fandom With the drop top In the summer people see you come in, they're like, oh, shit. I'm telling you. Oh, wow.

Oh, don't say the car's topless. Did you see that shit, Taylor? Yeah, my friend sent to me. And what did you think about it when you saw it? Okay. She don't care if it was a... It don't matter. What else that man got going on in his life?

Nah, be honest. That man could be a total loser. Be honest. If he got that cock. A lot of... Be honest, Charlotte. What? You sent her a nice pussy.

Not Taylor don't like big pussies. I said nice ones. Wait, what? You like pussy. No, I'd stop. You do, like pussy. You spread it. You know, her boyfriend got on her ass about that shit.

Her boyfriend had to find out that Taylor was a lesbian because of the brilliant idiotous fucking podcast. No. Yes. Really? Yes, man. Was he like, is that why you? He was not that mad.

Stop. He was upset. He was just telling everybody your shit, huh? Oh, you had told him already. Yeah. Really? How did you break that to him? I was told him like, yo, so they think that I'm gay now.

So he didn't, he didn't want to do nothing? He didn't want to like, yo, won't you bring some girls over then? He'd be trying all the time. Whoa, he don't respect you. That's the only person is Megan Stallion. That would be the only person. Question. When you give him head, do you do it like this?

Like, uh-da-da-da-da-da-da. You know what that Shakira? That Shakira gave you that corona now. He would knock me off. He would? Yeah, because. He'd do what? He'd the baby?

Stop. Stop. I can't tell him you serious enough. No. You really think that will let some guy do that for him? I got to see his cock. You don't know. It might be worth that.

That cock changes shit. It might be worth it, y'all. It might be worth it. I don't know. Real talk. I see you girls do some dumb shit for Cox. How big is it? I've seen girls do some dumb shit for Cox, Taylor.

Stop. How big is it, though? It's big. But can it wake you up? Yes. Does it go like this? Tap you on the shoulder. I'm ready.

Is it click on a fake link and send his picture and people will be like, oh, shit, big? I'm not saying anything else. Why not? Oh, Taylor like him. Why not? Taylor likes him. You know why Taylor likes him? Why?

When a girl likes a guy, she don't talk about his penis. Oh, because other girls. Yes, yes, yes, yes. You think some other girls are trying stealing from you? Yes, yes, yes. Are you moving on to the next topic? Ooh, who, who, who. Damn.

Taylor want to be the only person on that dick like a goddamn plane going to Italy. You don't want nobody else. You saved that one at the last minute, big. You saved that one at the last minute, big. God damn His brain was working over time God damn Flynn was coming up at the same time

Come on bro We're not doing flim Hey man you don't know what's what anymore We're not doing flim right now I don't know if I'm just I'm just got Flynn or Corona Nah nah nah nah nah nah All right what else we got

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A little deep dive. Yeah. Shit you won't care about now. next week, God damn it. Weinstein. That's right. Is that it? Did I guess it right?

Yeah, because I feel like, you know, it's other shit people won't care about next week, but I feel like we're going to spend a lot of time on this, this Weinstein thing. What are you thinking? He got 23 years. I mean, I think it makes everybody who was saying things like, what about Weinstein? I think it makes them look crazy. I think that people weren't paying attention to the Harvey Weinstein case the way that they should have. It's a lot of reasons for that, I think, number one, because he's not really a celebrity.

He's a guy that's always been behind the scene, so it's not like it's Cosby. it's not like it's R. Kelly. It's not like it's one of these, you know, entertainers, actors, comedians that we've been seeing forever. You know what I'm saying? Even Louis K., you would have thought Louis K. raped a hundred women, you know what I mean?

Just because of the way that it was... Which he did not. No, he was jacking off in front of women, which is disgusting, but, you know, it's levels. But I'm just saying, I'm saying all that to say, Harvey, even when he was on trial, it wasn't in the news like that. Even when he was on trial, people were saying shit,

like, what about Wiancy? What about Winescy? I'm like, yo, he's on trial. I got a question for you. Okay. Do we have to readjust punishment based on age? And let me follow that question up. Because the idea of spending time in jail, right, is we're removing your life.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But life gets less valuable. I think when you're 80, I think you've already done all your living. All your best years are behind you. You're like, I'm going to sit in my house all day anyway. I might as well sit in this jail cell all day anyway. Like how different, and yes, they are different, but how different is an old people home from a prison, you know, if you're 80 years old to crepe it.

Old people's home isn't a punishment. No, no, I agree. What I'm trying to say is the older you get, a lengthy jail sentence actually becomes less of a punishment because you're not even going to make it through all the way. At 20 years old, you get 23 years, you're going to make it. At 80 you get 23, you might do five years. So do we have to rethink punishments for old people so that they fit the crime? Just rethink the name.

Like, if I'm Harvey Weinstein and I'm 73 years. years old and they give me 23 years, just be like, you're getting the rest of your life. That's it. But when you're young, you say life. Yeah. When you're 70, you say the rest of your life. Okay, rest of life, I'm just saying it's not that long of punishment. Let's say he lives five more years.

That means he did all those rapes for five years. Yeah, but that sucks, though. Come on, man, you spend the rest, you're spending your golden years in prison. No, he spent his golden years raping. Yeah, but you got to think about the life this guy lived. He's not used to that. By the way, he's going to kill himself. He's going to, he's going to be the only Stein Stein Stein that killed himself in the

two years for real. You know, Jews having a real roughier. I'm not going to blame this on being Jewish. This is just sickos. Right. These are guys that are actually disgracing the Jewish name. They're disgracing Jewish heritage. You know what I mean?

Like, come on, man. Like, he's the, he's like, I don't feel sorry for Harvey. No, nobody feels sorry for Harvey. And I don't necessarily believe in karma like I used to. Right. I used to believe in karma like in a real, real way. Like, you know, if you do good, you get good back.

I don't think that's how karma works. I think karma is just an action and you do good because you want to do good, but it's the same thing with bad karma, right? You're doing bad because you want to do bad. And I think the worst thing that can happen to a person is when they know better but don't do better. I refuse to believe that Harvey Weinstein at some point in his life didn't realize what he was doing was wrong. Even if it was just abuse of power. I don't even know what he was doing.

Like I really don't know enough about the case. He was holding him down and that kind of stuff or he was saying, do you want this role? No, I've heard some case. I heard both. Yeah, I've heard both. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I'm trying to do that more often to say, I don't know. Yeah, you know.

You don't know. I mean, I know a lot of his charges got dropped, but I just know, even if it was just abuse of power, if you're making women sleep with you for roles, whether they want to do it and not. You can't make a woman sleep with you for a role. That's what we got to stop doing. You get my choice.

You give them a choice. And like, you take that choice. Like, we got to stop acting like acting as a real job. It's not a fucking real job. It's a phony, made-up thing. and anybody who's trying to do it has an actual real job at the time. If you work at Walmart

and your boss is like, hey, I'm going to fire you unless you suck my dick, that is true abuse of power. It's the same thing. No, it's not. Go make another movie somewhere else. Don't work for the guy who does that. But you want to get rid of that all across the boys.

Yes, 100%. Because if you're a producer like Harvey, you're talking to other producers. He's a man at the end of the day. He's like, oh yeah, I made a suck my dick for this role. What do you think the next producer is going to do? next we're just going to do the same exact thing. You know what I mean?

Like people should be getting these jobs, these acting jobs because they're good on their own. That's not why you get acting jobs. I mean, in the UK maybe, but in America it's just like, are you good looking enough? Come on. Tom Hanks is amazing. He was handsome. The Under Washington was the best looking human being in the world at one point. But also the best actor.

He happens to be the best. That's my favorite actor. That's one of the favorite. And Hanks is up there. But that being said, the majority of actors are not these amazing actors. They just look really fucking good. So we're like, okay, you can just... You really think...

You really think these guys are like incredible actors, most people. It depends on the role. Like, Robert Downey Jr. is great as Iron Man. I can't imagine another Tony Stark. Robert Downey Jr. is an amazing actor. I'm not saying there's not a handful of amazing actors. Yeah, I think... 100%.

I think acting is a gifted field. I'm not saying everybody's gifted. It's just like music or anything else. Like, you can rap. It don't mean you're gifted at it. You know what I'm saying? Biggie was gifted. I think that you can have gifted acts.

Actresses. Channing Tatum? No. Borderline retarded. Right? He's borderline retarded, right? But you put him in Magic Mike. That's it.

That's it. Matthew McCona, hell of an actor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like what he was in? Brokeback Mountain, right? Magic Mike. Matthew McCona?

Yeah. I didn't know that. I thought he's in Brokeback Mountain. Who's in Brokeback Mountain? Who's the two guys from Brokeback Mountain? Jake Jillon Hall. There you go. And Joker.

He Fledger. He Fledger. He Fledger. Amazing. Amazing. Also. handsome guy Thor, handsome guy. Not an amazing actor.

Thor's a good actor. He's good at Thor. I think he's good at other stuff too. I've never seen him in nothing else. I'm just lying. I'm just being a brilliant idiot right now. It's don't matter. Leonardo Caprio.

Amazing actor. Amazing guy. Just happens to have a face you would sit on. I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. You finally. You outgave me, bro. You outgave me.

I don't know what. to do. I feel like Leonardo Caprio and what's eating Gilbert, great. Come on Gilboot. I'm just saying, I think that whether you work at Walmart, whether you're an actor, nobody should ever put you in a compromising position. Nobody should take away your power of choice.

Correct. Correct. It is a choice nonetheless. You can say no. Yes. But when you're a struggling actor, you're a struggling work at Walmart and somebody asked you to do something like that, you're like, fuck it. And we have to have a different name that we make up for that because... It's abuse of power. It's abusive power 100%. But when you call that rape, it really takes away from what, like, real rape victims have been through, man.

Like, it's a very different conversation. And I think it's disrespectful to them. Let's have a different thing. Maybe we as men don't really fully understand the definition of rape. Oh, bro, you had a situation where your job was... I don't want to put it out there, but like your job was on the line unless you do some things. That is true. You know what I mean?

Not my job now. Back in the day. No, way back in the day. Yeah, way back in the day. I'm never told that story. One day I will. One day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

In a pocket. I don't even know if it matters. Like, nobody would give a fuck. No, nobody would give a fuck. That being said, that's actually more because you had the job already. And that's why I don't think it's a gender thing, right? I think it's just an abuse of power thing. But that's abuse of power.

It's not right. You could have said no. You could have not done it. And it was a totally different thing because you were already hired. These people, these people are going. going into this situation and they're having an interview with their boss and they're finding out that their boss is going to

be the worst boss ever. In the interview they're like, oh, you are the worst possible boss that's ever existed. And then they go, I'll work for you. Not a good decision to be made. No, no, no. I'm going to tell you what I think guys mess up at. I think guys mess

up trying to define what rape is or what sexual assault is. You know what I'm saying? Like, only a woman can define that. That's why I know it's so important. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? A woman tells you no, you better take that no. You can't, you know, coerce her into doing anything or give her an offer her. Like, if she says no, she

says no. Consensual should be absolutely positively, yes, all across the board. I want to sleep with you because I want to sleep with you because I think you're attractive because I'm attracted to you. Right. Not because you're offering me anything. Not because you're telling me you're not going to, I'm not going to get this role. If I don't do something, like if just consent is consent all across the board. That's what it should be. Right.

So I'm not, I don't feel bad for how you want to see. I just want another word to define this abusive power role because it is fundamentally different. We have murder, right? Yeah. And then we have manslaughter. Yeah. Right? And those are different things.

I like woman slaughter. Won't. I'm serious. I like that word. I like that word. It sounds worse. No, but I like that word for shit like this. Sure.

Women slaughter. Some kind of slaughter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that word. kind of slaughter because if you notice in like murder cases, right? If they don't think

they can get the murder charge, they'll do murder in the third degree or something, right? They're multiple degrees. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it should be that. Exactly. So if we have... Maybe it should be like raping the first degree, raping the second degree, raping the third degree. They kind of have those. So, so let's

lean into that and let's create a different name for it. By the way, they might have that. I don't know. Al, you're saying they have it? He got what? Oh, okay. See what I'm saying? So we're just talking. By the way, it's called The Brewering Idiot's podcast,

we have no idea what we're talking about. We don't know what we're talking about. But they should just have a different name for what it is because it's a fundamentally different thing. You're giving somebody a choice. The whole idea of rape to me is removing their choice. You either do that by blacking them out. You either do that by forcing them,

but you're removing their choice. You have a choice not to be in Shakespeare in love. Don't you think that some of these people feel like they don't have a choice, though? Acting is not a real job. It's not a job. You've got to stop saying that. It's not real. It's not real.

It's not real. It's not real. It's not real. So what you're essentially saying is you can make those propositions because you don't think it's a real job. Yeah. No, it's not how it works.

Well, no, you can't make those propositions. No, I don't think you can make those propositions at all. That's abuse of power. That being said, it's not a job. But forget if acting is a job or not. Yeah. When you put somebody in that position, and you say you have to suck my dick

in order to get this role. Yeah. That's not right, bro. That's unethical. I'm not saying it's right. It's wrong. I'm just saying let's have a different name for it. We have tons of different names for wrong shit.

There's grand larceny. There's theft. There's mis-em-right? We have all these different names and we got one name? I think abuse of power is a good, I mean, abuse of power is a good term for it. Because when you're in the courtroom, you just got to break down what that abuse of power was. And I think here's the great thing about you. I'm going to be out with you.

You may have to register as a sex offender. I'll tell you why. Because you're abusing your power in order to, to get sex. To me, that is offensive. Yo, you know what? I'm with you straight up. No, I'm with you with that. I like that. Wouldn't that offend you? Jack Taylor, if you was an actress. Not even

actors. If you're working, you work in radio. And somebody said, in order to get this promotion, you got to do X, Y, D, sexual affair. Wouldn't you be offended? Yeah. Not even promotion. In order to get the job here. Yes. You would say, I don't want to work here, right? Yes. Because that's the logical, smart thing to do. Now, wait a minute.

Go. Yeah. What if they're offering you a half a million dollars a year? I want to throw that out there. I don't you think about what you're doing now and how much you're making. They offer you some life, I guess at the moment, I don't see life change. That's life changing.

Half a million dollars a year for five years. That's five one, two, I don't know. That's five one. That's a couple million. To watch him jerk off into a fern. I don't do that thing. I don't care. Yeah, a lot of girls did.

They chose to do that. No. Chris just fucking sneezed. Chris? And everybody missed it. He waited for. We waited for Taylor to laugh And he tried to sneak a fucking sneeze

Into his collar We're infected We're all infected We're all infected It's going fucking down Chris Chris how dare you Oh gosh

Now listen what Taylor said It's very important just now Taylor what did you say I asked to do what You said if the guy said He wanted to drug off in the firm Whatever whatever you said what Sure I don't care

It's a good deal No but what if 20 years later Yes Taylor's thinking about that And how disgusting it was Yes Right Yeah

You regret doing it it. You know what I'm saying? And you hear about this guy having done this to other women. Right. Now you feel like it's your duty to step up. Give the money back. Give the job back. You took the job, right? You took the career, right? You made millions of dollars off the career,

right? You're not going to give that back. Right? Like, I'm all about wiping the record clean, but we're not going to do this 20 years later. You know, not what, I think about that other girls didn't like this. And you know what? My acting career... But you live and you learn, though. Isn't going the way I wanted to go.

Like, even me, like, I got molested when I was eight. Yeah. I didn't think it was wrong at the time. But when I got older, I realized, like, she's fucked up. I mean, what? Shut up, man. When I got old, I realized, like, yo, that was fucked up. Yes.

You know what I'm saying? Even the person that was. But you weren't given a choice, Shala. That's the thing. You weren't given a choice. And that's why it's fucked up. If somebody at 21 asked you to do the same thing, you'd be like, no. I feel like I'm in therapy right now because I feel like all of these situations

are intertwined because the way that woman made me feel at 8 is the same way that other woman made me feel at 20 something. It took me back right to that place. And you didn't really have a choice in the other one. You go to a job interview for the worst job ever. You decide to take it or not. You have to live with part of that decision.

The choice is yours. If there's any holding down. Now, here's a different type of situation, right? Talk to my boy FAA about this one. Because I just wanted him to break down the sentence. Here's a situation. You're living with a guy, Taylor. Right?

that guy is allowing you to live with him for free because he thought that you guys were friends or you thought that you guys were friends. Eventually he's like, hey, if you want to keep living here for free, you got to have sex with me. Fucked up. To me, you don't have a choice in that situation. No, no, you have a family.

You have places to go. You have friends. But there are girls that might not. So now you, it's either I'm homeless or I have a house. Now that choice isn't there. What I'm trying to say is being in a movie or not being a movie is not life or death. You should what I'm saying?

What you're explaining right now, Schultz, is exactly the reason why Harvey Weinstein got 23 years because you shouldn't pray on people like that. Dude. Like you're a predator. So here's, I just want to clarify, lock them the fuck up. Abuse of power, disgusting what he did,

should never put women or men in that situation at all. Lock them up. All I'm saying is we have to define what things are so that we, the people, know how to operate accordingly. Well, I'm sure it is. I mean, I just, I'm just not well-versed on it. I'm sure that it's rape. I'm sure that it's rape in the first degree, second-degree, third-degree.

I'm not can't-to-say. I'm sure. I don't know. I'm just assuming. I know it's sexual assault. You know what I mean? Like, I know it's different levels to sexual misconduct. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's different levels to all of this stuff. But I just don't think, I think that's so whack when people abuse their power in that way, especially with people that are kind of defenseless. Like, if a woman is, if a woman is living with you and she has no place to stay, and you make her sleep with you for room. boy, you are a piece of fucking shit. Go to jail. You gotta go to jail. And that's why that's illegal. That is 100% illegal.

But I don't know if it's illegal to say, hey, if you want to be in this movie, I want you to give me some head. I don't know if that's illegal. I'll be honest with you. I'll be doing 23 years. But I don't know if he's doing that for that. Is it offensive? Yes, but you're allowed to offend people. Look at this podcast.

But he didn't just do that. We're not allowed to offend people. I'm just saying I don't know if it's illegal in the United States of America to trade sex for something else. I know it's it's completely legal to trade sex for money. Like if you hand someone money in certain

states, they can hand you pussy. So I don't know if it's illegal in those same states to go well instead of money, job that pays money. I'm just talking about this legally. I'd love to have a lawyer in to break it down.

Me too. Now I'm with you. Hashtag. Let's get Ebony. Oh, I don't know. Is Ebony a criminal lawyer? Yeah, let's do it. Let's bring Ebony in here. Yes. Let's do it. All right, let's pay some bills. That was a good deep dive. Okay. Guys, guys, you know what time it is? Oh, this is very exciting. I want to share this with you.

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Big news. I spoke to premedics. production, all for the special shows in LA are sold out, April 11th and 12th, but I spoke to the production, because a lot of people have been asking, and we move some stuff around so that we could create some more seats, man. So we opened up a few rows of seats in each of the shows. They just went on sale yesterday. Theandrusholz.com. Go, you got the link. You can come Saturday or Sunday, April 11th or 12th. Go get them sheds immediately. And then we got some shows coming up, man. Orlando's all sold out. But make sure you check out.

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The Andrew Shill's.com for tickets. All right. Those are the church announcements. I want to do one more shit you won't care about next week before we get into Ask an Idiot. Please. Lonnie Love. Lonnie Love says she made her man signed an NDA.

You got the audio, Taylor? Let me hear this audio. If Lonnie loves saying she makes her man sign an NDA. If you know you coming up in the world and things are happening, because you notice how now all of a sudden like Jessica Simpson and all of them

are writing these books and they're telling the inside of the story and everything, possibly if they had an NDA, they couldn't do that. Because that can ruin your brand. Maybe before going into a serious relationship, you should consider an NDA. I have one.

It's not going to stand. You did. Wait, whoa, whoa. You made James sign one? Yeah. Because the NDA isn't for him. It's because the people around him. What does that mean?

I understand why Lonnie Love made her man sign an NDA. I don't trust white men either, so I can understand why she would do that. And number, and number two, why would you sign, why would you, why would you, her man's white? Yeah. Why would you let? Why would you? Yeah. Got one?

Why would you make your man... Got one? Why would you make your man sign an NDA because you don't trust the people around him? Wouldn't you make the people around him sign an NDA? Yeah, they haven't signed the NDA. They can do whatever they want. They can do whatever the fuck they want, Lonnie.

I don't think that makes any sense. I think that she doesn't want her brand fucked up, and she might feel the same way about the whites as you do, and that's what's going down. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. That's the game. The game is, okay, I need you to sign this NDA.

As I started to say this NWA. I need you to sign an NDA because I don't trust the people around you. That's like when Kevin Hart's... Kevin Hart's ass was a man, I wouldn't cheat it if I had my boys around me. Yes. That shit was silly.

That's the funniest shit I ever heard of my life. Kevin's my man, but... Hey, bro. Hey, if my boys were there to slap my dick out of this girl, I definitely wouldn't have cheated, bro. That's a weak excuse. I would never tell my girl. That's like Bill Clinton saying that he fucking let Monica give him head because of anxiety.

Now, he was feeling anxious, but listen, we all know, by the way, come on, bro. That crime bill wasn't working. Two things can be wrong. I mean, like one thing can be true but not true, right? Okay. Head does relieve anxiety. Thank you. But it got to be from your wife's mouth.

What? What are you talking about? It got to be from your wife's mouth. Come on. It can't be the mistress. Did you watch the Hillary Doc? What? Did you watch the Hillary Doc?

I don't like her. No, it was good. It was good. It was good. It was good. It was good. Did they go to the Epstein Island? No, Epstein Island.

Oh, I don't care. But it was good. I think the reason that they did this doc is, I was with my homie yesterday. You know, Jan Miller, she's my book agent, me Jan and Nina and Karen and my wife was out yesterday. And Jan asked me why did Hillary even do the doc. And I said, I think she did it because she thought she was going to be in her running for her second term. Right? Because it's shot all during the campaign.

It shows her on the campaign trail. It shows her running for president, all of that. And I thought that she was thinking she would be in her second, she'd be running for her second term as president. Put this out on Hulu. It's a great promo. But things didn't go to where she thought they would go. No.

Still got to do the – Hulu still got to put their content out, baby. You know what I mean? And that's what I think happened. But it's a good documentary. It shows a lot of interesting things. It shows how, like, messaging is very important. For example. For example, Hillary's people around her telling her like,

yo, just say you're going to give away free health care. Just say you'll get free health care. And she's like, no, I'm not going to do that to the American public. I'm not going to do things that I know we can't do. Like it's ways to get more affordable health care or it's ways to make, you know, certain colleges, it's a way to make certain colleges tuition free. But we can't do all free health care, all free college. That's just not real.

So it shows her talking to this crowd of people And she's going in the weeds with it You know what I'm saying? Like I'm going to do this with healthcare And this will make this affordable and not affordable And everybody just staring like And it flashes to Bernie Free health care, free college

Wow Crowd going crazy So it just shows how messaging is very important But you don't think this is put out to be a shot against Bernie This is the Democratic establishment going Hey look how ridiculous it is to offer those things Bernie is such a small piece of this documentary, bro. It's really more of a shot to...

It's actually more of a shot to the Clintons. Oh. It's not something that makes them look like this almighty family that got everything right. It's actually the exact opposite. The only thing I didn't like, they brushed by the crime bill thing. No, they brushed by it when they spoke about it.

They set it up really nice, but their reactions to it were like really kind of brief. What they say? It was just something that they got wrong You know It was it was They thought it was gonna be a good idea People wanted crime to be reduced

In the black community You know The CBC and a lot of black leaders Wanted Some sort of you know Justice to be happening in those communities And they thought they were provided But they just basically got it wrong

Got it wrong But I mean they didn't I don't know I just feel like they could have went a little bit more In depth on that But I thought it was a great Great document What

What got you to watch it. That's what I'm... What gets us to watch any of this shit that's on these... You know why? Because I pay for Hulu.

Our wives? I pay for Hulu. So it's like Hulu got some shit like that. I'm going to watch you. So you made the choice to watch it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Interesting. It's quick.

It's only four episodes, two, four one-hour episodes. That's a lot, dude. No, 13 is a lot. Netflix, stop it. I don't have the time to commit the 13-1-hour episodes of nothing. Stop.

I like the four to six. Give me four to six. I'll be all in on a lot more shit. I didn't watch the last two seasons the orange is the new black and I love the orange is the new black. I just don't have the time. Right. But 13 fucking hours?

No, man. Give me, give me one, give me four one hour episodes of a documentary. I'm cool. Netflix did great with the Who Killed Malcolm X. Six one hour episodes. Great. I can watch that in a day or two days and be cool. Yeah.

And actually soaked the information in, you know what I mean? What do you think's happening with Disney Plus? I love Disney Plus. What do you watch on it? Because it came out so hot and I was bullish. Al canceled his. You're an idiot. What do they have?

Because you're an idiot. You're an idiot. I'm going to tell you why you're an idiot, Al, because you're not paying attention. First of all, Marvel rollout for Disney Plus. You're going to jump back on their dick. Listen, the Disney, they got so many Marvel shows. If you're a Marvel head, I got it for Marvel.

Right? If you're a Marvel head, you have to have Disney Plus now because all the TV shows intertwine with the movies. You have to pay for it now. Pay for it when that shit comes up. Because it might go up. I don't know. I just grab it again.

For me, it's good for kids. And then it's going to go up. It might. No, mine, not mine, because I'm good for the next year. I already paid for mine. But for the kids, it's great because it's all Disney shit. So it's all Disney catalog, right? So it's all kids stuff.

It's mostly kids. It's every Disney movie you could ever fucking imagine. Everything. But like what movies are you rewatching there, Disney King? I mean, all that shit. You watched those along? It's classic shit. And it got National Geographic on there.

Proud Family. They relaunching to Proud Family. That Disney Plus is. popping. It's going to come to a point where that's all I'm going to have. But you guys haven't named a single show you're watching on it. I'm going to watch Captain America versus Winner Soldier. That's going to watch. That comes out to this fall. But it's not out yet. Because I'm the fall. I literally only bought it. I only bought it for the Marvel show.

They got Sheholt coming. They got Sheeholt coming. They got Sheeholt coming. They got the Loki show. Yes. They got the Loki show. Does anybody want that? Yes. They got the What is? What is Shehulk? Shehawk is a lawyer who's going through menopause? Bruce Banner's cousin. Right. And she's got the same powers as the Hulk, but she's smart.

So she's like, she's like Professor Hulk all the time. So she has her brains and the cock. Does she turn into the Hulk? Huh? Does she turn into the Hulk? At her discretion? At her discretion. I think, she kind of stays in her character a lot more than any more. What's that?

She stays in her character. She's always in Hulk. Yeah, she likes to be in the Hulk mode. And the interesting thing about her is that like there's only two lawyers in the Marvel universe. It's like dead devil and her. Yeah. So it's like they get all the clients.

Interesting. But that's why I have Disney Plus. I have Disney Plus literally for Marvel. See, I think if Disney was smart, they would have dropped, I think they would have waited. Star Wars. Well, I think the whole Star Wars catalogs on Disney Plus. But what I'm thinking is they drop Mandalorian and then right when Mandalorian is done, they drop a Marvel show. Everything should have been on the rollout.

Right now you have this big gap and you lost all the heat. So, come on, son. Come on. What's this, what's going on, bro? What is that? Might be the Hanukin virus. What is it? Not quite Corona, but it might be the honeycan virus. Listen, I agree with you.

I said the same thing. When Disney Plus came out, they should have had at least one Marvel show ready to go. Now, what I think they should have done, this is me, I would have had the what if series ready to go. What if is an animated cartoon that Marvel is doing where it shows what if, like, Captain America would have got bitten by the spider. You know what I'm saying? Instead of Spider-Man, shit like that. I would have had that ready to go. That would have kept everybody

that would have kept everybody cool until Captain America Winner Soldier was ready to roll out. Now Captain America Winter Soldier. Yes. Is a show? Starring Anthony Mackie and

Sebastian, the guy that plays Bucky and fucking... Oh, really? This shit is the Marvel Universe just on TV. Like, they're using actual characters. They should have had that ready to go, be. They should have had that ready to go, B.

should have had that ready to go. Take time. And I'm going to tell you why they're smart. They're only doing six episodes. And this shit is the budget of fucking movie. So they're doing, it's going to be great. No, that's great. But they should have had it ready to go. You're sleeping, Alex. Now he's going to get it back. It's just, yeah, because they had all this heat. They came right for Netflix's neck and Mandelorian killed. Everybody fuck with Mandelorian. And now is dead in the water. I'm not going to say it's dead. There's nothing there. You just said Lion King. Catalog is crazy, though.

Lion King? Star Wars. You don't watch Star Wars. I don't, but America love Star Wars. Shit, I don't drink coffee, but America loves coffee? You don't drink coffee? Hell no. Why not? And Star Wars is the coffee of movies, God damn it. Motherfuckers love Star Wars, bro. I guess.

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That's shth right there. Oh, I'm like, what the fuck? What happened? I thought we was getting spied on. I get a fucking text from to me and Shopes that says it is not okay

to make a job contingent on sex. This applies in the context of new hires as well as existing employees. This is known as Quit ProCrow sexual harassment and Title VII of the Civil Rights Act among other things makes this illegal. I was like, did somebody go live and not tell us?

I got your number saved but not under I got Alex media I got Alex media and that's come on son is wow

so he don't like his real name out there. Who? I wouldn't want it either. I have no problem with that, Alex. They think you, they think both of y'all white when y'all check in. Andrew Schultz and his friends,

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So, why, God wanted me to see that just now. Why did your name come through? What did that say? What does it say? Alex Media.

Yeah, so why the fuck did we get a text from S-E-B-E- You didn't get S-E-B- No, I have his number six. Look what my shit says. My shit says. My shit says.

just says, oh, no, I got it's at the ICloud. That's why it's the email. You text from the email. You better switch that up, all right? Better switch that up. What's the unsend? That's what Alex wish you could do right now. He wish you could unsend that fucking text he just sent me.

No, what's unsend? Apple is starting to unsend messages. Like, or they're going to put it in. Yeah. Wait a minute. You could text someone and take it back? shit won't matter if they already screenshot it would be once they screenshot it

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Where Hey there Delilah I have something on my genitals Nothing Okay The Black Sheep at James said Should the black community Truly expect a politician

to have a black agenda if we're not willing to pay for the politician. That's an interesting question. I like the question. I like the last part. He said if we're not willing to pay for the politician. He means like having a lobby. You know, being a lobbyist, yes. Get a seat pack or whatever those fucking things are.

We need a two pack. You all need a two pack. Yeah, I do. I believe that. I believe that we should have a black new deal. Same way climate change people got the green new deal. We should have a black new deal. And I mean, yeah, we should put our money where our mouth is.

But the reason I think that, you know, politicians should have black agendas, especially fucking Democrats. Do you want to call it the Black New Deal, though? Why not? Well, because we've stopped dealing blacks. Man, shut the fuck. This guy is so crazy. What's the wrong?

Abolished it. It's so crazy. It's the Black New Deal. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. But, yeah, I think that Democrats definitely need to have a black agenda because black people have been such a loyal voting base to them. And when you're somebody like Joe Bob, As I said on MSNBC this week on my man Craig Melvin show,

when you're somebody like Joe Biden who has been the vice president to the first black president when black people saved your political life the past two weeks. Jim Clyburn coming out endorsing you, all those older black voters in South Carolina coming out voting for you, all the older black voters in the South coming out voting for you, yes, you should have a fucking black agenda. I mean, like, I'm not even going to get, I don't even have to get into the fact that you made the 86 crack laws in the 94 crime bill and, you know, you need to be doing something to rectify those situations.

Just the fact that because of black people, your whole political, Joe Biden's whole political existence is rooted in blackness. It absolutely is. From being Barat's vice president to the way the voters came out and supported him. He's never won a primary before ever in his ran for president three times. Never won one fucking state until a black man endorsed you and all those older black voters went and voted for you in South Carolina. Yes, he needs a black agenda. And how tone deaf can you be when Mayor Pete has a black agenda to Douglas plan? Mayor Bloomberg had a black agenda to Greenwood Initiative.

Elizabeth Warren had a black agenda. Your opponents have black agendas, but you, Mr. who Jim Clyburn called an honorary black man, which I think is the stupidest shit in the world, you definitely should have a black agenda. You know, his, I think, chief of staff or, like, head of the campaign is black. Who?

Is this Simone Sanders? Simone is his senior advisor and head of security. Not security. No security. Salute to Simone Sanders. Oh, you ain't seen Simone lately. Samone fucking people up. That had a security shot.

Simone body slammed the anti-dairy protester, bro. No, she did not. What? You ain't seen that video? No. Taylor, show him. Simone Rush, listen, first of all, I didn't know Vice President's didn't have Secret Service.

Black woman, Simone Sanders. She used to work for Bernie. That's when I first met Simone. She used to work for Bernie. I think she was Bernie Senior advisor, if I'm not mistaken. And she used to have me doing a lot of stuff with Bernie in 2016. She's actually bringing Joe on the Breakfast Club. because, you know, a lot of the black surrogates have been blocking Joe.

Hey. But Simone's not a surrogate. Simone's a staffer. So that's who I should have been hollering at to begin with. You know what I'm saying? I never hollered at her, but the surrogates were hollering at me. And Simone hit me up to let me know. No, motherfucker.

Joe's coming on the show. What is a surrogate? Um, I don't know what an official title for surrogate is. I guess it's a... Like, what do they do? An ambassador, so to speak. Like, they go around talking about your campaign and why people should vote for you. you, they stomp for you, shit like that.

Oh, you know what I mean? And they didn't want you to talk to Joe. They were definitely keeping Joe away. But like I said, I was talking to the wrong people. You know, Simone said they wanted to happen. So we're going to see. Yes. Watch Simone.

Watch Simone rush that goddamn stage. Watch Simone, bro. Watch her come across the line. That's the wrong one, Taylor. No, is that the right one? No, that's St. Louis. That's a different one. No, that's a different one.

Simone, she intervened in that too, though. They had to pick her off the ground. Somebody hit her in the head. Wait, what? No, real. Simone active, bro. Simone active, bro. Need a black woman.

Simone active, bro. You know, woman, bro. Simone is active out here. You know what I'm saying? But to answer your question, yes, they need a black agenda just because they've been loyal to the Democratic Party for so long. And I know people say, oh, you should have all candidates, all candidates should have a black agenda. I don't expect Trump to have a black agenda.

You know I don't expect Trump to have a black agenda? Trump don't owe a shit. Democrats owe black people. Bottom line, point blank period. Why do Democrats owe black people? Because we've been their most loyal fan base for years. And once again, where would Joe Biden be without black voters? His numbers are crazy.

It's like 70% of all the black voters voting for him all throughout the South. Where would he be without black voters? Where would he have been without a co-sign from OG Jim Clyburn? Where would he be without President Barack Obama? Yeah. And, in fact, once again, 86 crack. laws, 94 crime bill. You heard a lot of black people, Joe. So now it's time for you

to create some legislation that helps black people. You know how you start that? Fucking apology. The best apology is change behavior and in a black agenda. Oh yes. Watch Simone. Watch Simone come across the middle. Well, who's coming at him? I'm trying to say who's coming up. What are you looking at Taylor? That's the wrong video.

I don't know. I just saw her. Look. That's her right there in the scribe shit. Right there. That's it. Carrying. Picked her up. Simone picked her up. and counter out. It's another angle when they're coming down the stairs

and the anti-dairy protest that's struggling a little bit and Simone just gave her a little slam. Boom. Calm the fuck down. I love it. What the fuck is up with the anti-dairy protesters though?

I'm gonna be honest with you though. You shouldn't be tackled just because you're lactose intolerant. Like I mean, goddamn. Like, why do they, why do the anti-dairy protesters keep raiding Joe Biden? What does Joe Biden

done to cows that we don't know about? Like, seriously. They keep anti-dairy protesters keep interrupting Joe Biden. Why? Is he big, like, support of the dairy industry? or something? I don't know.

So the dairy thing is kind of I guess it's kind of like fucked up. People think it's immoral because in order to have milk, the cow has to believe it's pregnant. So they basically impregnate the cow and then take the baby from it and then squeeze the milk out of the others.

My whole life, I just thought cows just had milk all the time. Right? But they don't. They're just like you. You'll have breast milk once you're birth. Interesting. So they basically are impregnating these cows nonstop, taking their kids away so they can constantly be producing milk so that we can drink it.

So a lot of people are like, yo, it's one thing to eat these motherfuckers. It's another thing to be just ripping babies out of them. Why wouldn't you let them raid their calves, though? Say what? Why wouldn't you let them raid their calves? Because the calves will require the milk. And that veal. That veal, that's different, don't it?

That veal, it's different, don't it? That veal is different, huh? That veal hit different, huh? Here's something. Talk to me. Which commodity do you think... Actually, can I ask an idiot? Can I ask a question to ask an idiot?

Yeah. Are you excited by the coronavirus in a weird way? No. I don't like fear. I'm excited, by... I don't like fear. I don't like panic. I don't...

Because I don't like fear. I don't like panic. And I don't like knowing if something is really serious or not. And I don't like thinking that things could get worse. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know. I hear you on that level. I'm not.

excited about it. It does nothing for me. I think that I think that what it does for me, it may be excited is the wrong word, but like, I think that we just get used to being alive. Right. Like, this is how the world used to be less than maybe

100 years ago. It was like, am I going to die? Because I got a cold? Yeah. Like, that's just how people lived. And like, so every day was survival. Like, yeah, you went to work and you did these things, but you're also like, I got to survive. And in many parts of the world to this day, it's like, I can't get malaria. I got to survive. I can't, I got a food.

So I think something weird got triggered in me with this corona thing where it's just like, okay, wash your hands, make sure you're doing things. And I think my brain was like, oh, we're on survival mode, baby. Like, let's get this. Let's do it. And I got kind of like energized and hungered by it. Like, my humanity kind of came back, you know? I'm not mad at you for that mentality.

I would, I mean, I don't know. I think I've started to live my life like it's a mere. miracle every day. So you've adopted this survival strategy or like gratitude strategy. I think I've graduated out of the survival mode strategy. And my mindset

is just like your life is a miracle. I'm thankful for every single fucking day. So I was thinking about that. It was like I think that we have to be. So if you look at like who does gratitude exercises, like every billionaire does a gratitude exercise when they wake up, right? And I think what you have to do is you're

preparing yourself for the unnatural life you're living, which is a life that doesn't involve survival. Yeah. Right? So, like, our brains don't know what to do when we know we're going to survive that day. So we have to go, how can I trick my brain into being okay that nothing's wrong? You know, gratitude, I think, is a way to do that. Well, I think you should just have gratitude because, you know, you should just appreciate where you

are in that moment. You should just be thankful for the life that we're living right now. And the reason I say that is because... But you have luxury, man. You can't tell someone starving at Haiti. Grateful you're starving. I mean, you can look at the bright side and say you're alive, though. Like, if the goal is, you know what I'm saying, though, I get you, but if the goal is to be

alive, right? I think that's the luxury of America. Luxury of America is the goal is just to be alive. Is being alive is so great. Yeah. That's the thing. So we can have this thing called gratitude. You know what I mean?

Because even being alive here, you're going to be all right. You can get food stamps if you need food. You can get a place to stay. And coronavirus makes it seem like we don't know if we're going to be all right. There we go. And I think it triggers this survival thing. And even though we're going to be, most of us are going to be fine, the, you know, the reality is, is this affects, you know, older people and younger, healthier people are going to be fine.

That being said, there's this part of you that's like, hey, I'm still an animal. At the end of the day, we look at animals like they're different than us? No, we're fucking animals, dude. And we got to go out there and make it. It's kind of like invigorated me in a weird way. It's wild, though, because when it comes to survival, right, like, Only thing you got to really survive is other people. Because it's not, like, I'm not, I mean, I can only speak for myself.

I'm not jumping out of planes. I'm not swimming with sharks. I'm not in the jungle hunting, like, you know what I'm saying? I'm not doing shit to put myself in that kind of danger. I'm not tight rope, tightrope walking across the Grand Canyon. The Grand Canyon. You know what I mean? Hit what the brother Leonard is trying to say.

Here's what brother Leonard is saying. Yeah, Grand Canyon. Right? So I'm not taking those kind of risks. So for me, the only thing that we got to survive is just other people. Yeah. You know what I mean?

But then what about, like I said, Kobe, man. When you look at a situation like that, what did... Heck, Kobe was actually trying to make his life easier by getting in that helicopter and getting the way they had to go, trying to save 10, 15 minutes, whatever the fuck it was. So I just don't know, man. I just think that every day is a miracle.

It would say, tell us, ask the question. That... That, yeah, that. I mean, not even just that nipsey, Even before Nipsey, I felt like that because, like, that's all you want. When you got kids, all you want to do is be able to grow old to watch your kids. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Grow to a decent age and make something of themselves. I can clock out after that. Yeah. No, straight up. I can clock out. I'm good. Like, if I had a son your age or a child your age and I saw them doing what it is that they wanted to do, I'm good. I did my job.

So it's just like, yo, all we want to do is stay alive at the end of the day. So between Nipsey and Kobe, yes. I definitely wake up every day. I'm like, yo, life is a fucking miracle. I am happy to be here. Fuck all that. Fuck all that. You only live once.

And motherfuckeruck is trying to front to be young. No, I earned all my 41 years. And I want, I want 91. Yes. Let me get them all. You know what I'm saying? So let's do another asking idiot. John of the Robinson says,

which commodity do you think is most important to society? The wheel or the internet. It's a good one. The wheel. The wheel. Not even close. It really changed the game, man. I mean, you can't get a plane off the ground without a wheel.

Like, think about how interconnected. Like, what the Internet did is, I guess, like, it made us even closer to each other. But the first thing that did that was the wheel. Yeah. Come on. Yeah. Like, the way the wheel changed the world. Cars, bicycles, motorcycles, planes.

Horse and carriage, like. Hors and carriage. Like, moving your couch. You would have to carry that shit. Yeah, man. with a bunch of people back in the day. You couldn't migrate nowhere. Nowhere.

The wheel. Will is way more important than the Internet. You know why? The will serves a purpose. I really don't think the Internet does yet. I think the Internet is going to do way more harm than good. The wheel has aged very well. Oh, yeah.

I don't think the Internet is going to age as well as the will, bro. Well, the wheel is an interesting one because it is clearly an invention, but it hasn't lost its value over time. It's kind of wild, isn't it? Like, every invention, even like a pen has lost its value, right? We read our notes and our phone. But the wheel has maintained its value throughout time. Bro.

Yes. Might be like the most genius invention ever. Let's be clear, if you're in a plane and you can't land because the wheels don't come out, or if you're in your car and you got a flat tire, that shit feels way worse than fucking your internet going down. I don't give a fuck if my internet goes down. Like, okay, you know, you know, you're going to be a fuck if my internet goes down. You trip for a second, but you would much rather have your internet go down than be on the side of the road with a fucking flat tire at 12.30.

I'm serious. Are you in a plane and they can't fucking land? The wheels can't come out. Fuck that. Greatest invention ever? I don't know. It might be. I think it might be the greatest.

It might be the greatest invention ever. I was going to say electricity, but it's not like nobody invented that. But the harnessing of electricity, the harnessing of fire. as an energy source. So that's another question. Is like, do those things get count? Because it's not like a wheel exists in nature and then you're like, let's replicate that.

Maybe a log. Maybe like you see a log, like a tree falls and then you can roll the tree a little or something. What is the history at a wheel? Huh? Was that it? It was a tree fell and then people were rolling the tree. A round stone maybe. Interesting.

Say again? All the other thing is close is a boat. Dude, boat. Clear invention. Not fucking boats, B. Son. We'd have been in Africa cooling. Fuck them boats, dude.

We'd have been an Africa mine in our goddamn business. Fuck them boats. Yeah, you're right. Stone. It is pretty unbelievable, man. That might be one of the best. That might be the best invention ever. Yo, we're going to end on this one.

Ted Bundy, too. You got to change your Twitter name, bro. You see this motherfucker's Twitter name? What is it? At Rape Lover. Jesus Christ. What the fuck Ted Bundy to? And he says, what was y'all reaction to the Joe Button chrysal beef?

There was a Joe Button chrysal beef? When was there Joe button chrysal beef? What happened? Or the read, I guess, when they were talking about it. Because we were talking about it, and you were telling Joe don't have smoke with christle. I told Joe that? Yes. I forgot what it was bad.

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure I'd say. I would always tell people not to have smoke with chrysal. It was when Nefertiti was here, I remember, and they were in the car, and you're like, telling, I don't know what the topic was, though. Yeah. Yeah, you don't want no problems with Crystal. How was Crystal doing? I didn't see Chris on a minute.

It's great. Are they still doing the pod? Yes. The Reed is huge. No, I would know how big it was. The Reed has a cock. The Reed podcast is a cock. You hear me?

Okay. That shit is huge as a motherfucker, all right? Okay. I don't know anything about the Joe Button. beef, but yes, I'm pretty sure I told, if Taylor said, if Taylor said Joe not to beef or Chris, yeah, I'm pretty sure I said that, because I tell everybody that you don't want no smoke or Hurricane Chris,

okay? Hurricane Chris. All right, that's it. I got a fucking conference call at 115. That's it, guys. That's it, baby. Another half decent episode of the radio podcast. You know, I just, you just never know.

Can't please y'all guys. You know, thank you everybody that enjoys it. Everybody that doesn't, I don't know what to fucking tell you. You just come on our sound cloud every week to tell us you we ain't shit. Like, God damn. All right. But as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart,

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