The Brilliant Idiots - Cut Throat Business

Episode Date: June 27, 2024

This week, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss the viral video of a woman known as Hawk Tuah and the cultural significance of her actions. They explore the importance of communication in rel...ationships. The also Kendrick Lamar Pop Out show, with Charlamagne defending Kendrick's career and legacy. They discuss the importance of attention and appreciation, the limited time we have with loved ones, the experience of giving birth, the concept of death, the fame and influence of Snoop Dogg, the hiring of JJ Redick as the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, and the value of nepotism. They also speculate on the upcoming presidential debate and share their predictions. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Catching Up 01:24 Exploring the Cultural Significance of Hawk Tuah 07:31 The Hawk Toa Phenomenon 09:55 The Impact of Hawk Tuah on Pride Month 23:49 Navigating Arguments in Relationships 31:41 The Importance of Empathy and Understanding 36:24 Communication and Conflict Resolution in Relationships 37:50 Miscommunication in Relationships 40:07 The Importance of Attention and Appreciation 44:24 Cherishing Time with Loved Ones 46:09 The Intense Experience of Giving Birth 47:08 Acknowledging the Reality of Death 50:48 The Timelessness and Influence of Snoop Dogg 56:01 The Hiring of JJ Redick as Head Coach 59:40 The Controversy and Understanding of Nepotism 01:14:35 Honorary Degrees and Struggle Food 01:45:13 Morals vs Money: A Personal Dilemma 01:50:05 Keeping Your Team Aligned with the Vision 01:51:02 Predictions for the Presidential Debate ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: Taylormadeitprod@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yep, Charlamany God. Andrew Shoe. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness, baby. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. How's your week been, man? I had a great week last week, man.
Starting point is 00:00:13 It feels like so much happens when it's like we record the pod and then it's like we go live a whole life. Whole life. It feels like it's been so long in between pods. What did you do last week? I was out east. I was in the Hamptons. I was relaxing.
Starting point is 00:00:24 I was hanging with my daughter. I was playing paddle. I had my first, you know, a little time off and it was amazing. I got to really chill out. Which is hard for me. I'm doing that next week. Well, this week. You're going to...
Starting point is 00:00:34 You already know. Through July 4th? You already know. Oh, my God. I'm going for like... I'm going for like 10 days. Got to, man. That's what someone vacation is about.
Starting point is 00:00:44 You work hard all year. And then you take some time for yourself. That's your family. That's it. You come back and you finish the year strong, you know? Now, can I ask you a question? Yes. I need to know if the algorithms have collided.
Starting point is 00:00:54 Because sometimes there's a black algorithm. There's a white algorithm. We know that there's a female algorithm. We know that there's like a mom algorithm. We know the whole thing. Has the Hawk Tua spit on that thing? You feel me, girl, entered the black algorithm. I didn't even know what it was.
Starting point is 00:01:09 I was in a group chat, Caz. Caz sent a picture of Hawk from the Roll Warriors and Tua from the Miami Dolphins. I forgot what we were even talking about. And I go Hawk Dolphin. I'm like, I'm technically like Hawk Dolphin. Like what if? He goes Hawk Tua.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Like, what the fuck is Hawk Tool? Is that the girl who spit on somebody? Wait, was there a girl who spit on somebody? That's what it is? What is the Hawk Tour? Oh, you don't know what this is yet? I have no idea. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Hold on, go from the beginning, turn the volume all the way up. America's Princess. America's New Princess. All praise the Snow Bunny Hawk Tour. Turn that volume up and let it rip. Unmoving bed that makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you gotta give him that huck to and spit on that thing. You get me?
Starting point is 00:02:06 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This girl has stolen America's heart. White Queen. Thank you. You got to give it up. That's a Nubian white queen. That's a Nubian white queen. I didn't even know what it was.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Play it again. I need to hear it again. I need to hear it again. Oh, same. Unmoving bed that makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you got to give him that huck, And spit all that thing, you get me? Yo, the little giggle at the end.
Starting point is 00:02:34 Come on, freaky ass, nobody. She has 69 Hawk to a god. Yes. Okay? Respect to that Nubian white queen. They brought her out at the Kendrick show. They were celebrating her. On June 10th, they brought out Hawk.
Starting point is 00:02:46 The Hawk Tour? They brought out the Hawk. You know, when we was younger, that was always the stereotype of white girls. That they were, like, super freaky. They would do things that- They knew how to give head. Yeah, black girls couldn't give head for shit. That was literally with the stereotype when we was young, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:03:03 Black girls couldn't give head for shit is what you were saying? No, I never had no problem, but I'm just saying like I, uh, all I'm saying is, all I'm just trying to bait Taylor. No, all I'm saying is it feels good to see her carrying on tradition. Oh yeah, she's living up to the expectation. Yeah, and race. The white newbie and queen. And race shouldn't matter in this equation. No, it doesn't.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Saliva matters. That's right. Everybody got the same color saliva. That's right. Get your saliva on it. A lot of girls don't understand that. A lot of girls are confused by the whole scenario. All hawk twas matter.
Starting point is 00:03:38 Regardless of what race you are, you should look at this young lady and say, you know what? I need to add the hawk tour to my repertoire. Because your repertoire is missing a hawk tour. Another thing, ladies, just to let you all know, some of y'all trying to jerk the sperm back into the dick. Don't do that. And jerk it out. Some of y'all are jerking it in. Who does that?
Starting point is 00:03:57 Some of these girls is confused. They backwards. They Celsius. And what's even crazier is, you know, dick sucking has been happening. You know these girls that's putting the sperm back in? The sperm is trying to swim out. And you're just putting it back in.
Starting point is 00:04:11 You got to jerk it out. Dick sucking has been happening since the beginning of time. Think about it, right? Dick sucking has been happening forever. These girls is hungry. Men suck dick. Women suck dick. Just dick sucky.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Don't hurry. You didn't have to five-monthing, bro. This is the first woman. This is the first woman to describe it like this. Yeah, you're right. Play it again, tell you. You need it. You need more.
Starting point is 00:04:35 You need more. Like, this is, this is like, actually, I'm glad this is in the lexicon now. This is the flyest way to say you want, hey. Yo, let me get that. Let me get that. That makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you got to give him that hook to them. Spit on that thing.
Starting point is 00:04:50 You get me? You got to spit on that thing. You get me? A little country-ass girl. God. Damn. Yeah. Hawk Tua.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Man, what is her name? She can't be the Hawk Tua girl. Nobody can find her. Nobody can find her Instagram. She's nowhere to be found. She's AI. It's like... Wow.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Yeah. Somebody probably is AI. Somebody probably created that just to add that to the lexicon. That is the best way to say you want some head. It's better than saying I want head. It's better saying I want my dick suck. You know, Hawk Tua.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Now, I'm not asking you, you, Taylor, but like, do black women hawk toa? Do they know how to hawk to it? Well, if you didn't marry white, maybe you would know. God damn. God damn. What was that about? First of all, we're not going to just slide past that little cutthroat business you did. There was no reason for that.
Starting point is 00:05:41 Why did I say? You don't marry someone for Hawthoos. You said it to him like he's a black man. Yeah. He married when he was supposed to marry. Yeah. Like, what would you do? Married a woman I fell in love with.
Starting point is 00:05:55 So was she not black? You know her. You know her. I know my wife. Excuse me. I didn't throw shade. You came to my wedding. That was that shade.
Starting point is 00:06:03 You sounded like Dr. Umar. Where was the Dr. Umah was in here? Where was the energy at the wedding though? You know what I'm saying? She was eating up all the sushi at the wedding. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:06:12 You didn't say nothing at the wedding. Yeah, sushi at your wedding. Oh, that sushi was amazing. That sushi was fire. I didn't see this sushi. I'm just saying where was all this energy there. That was so bad. That was really bad.
Starting point is 00:06:24 That was really bad. If I could I say if you marry if you didn't marry white you and you said it like he's black or another race like I never got head from a black girl before So then what happened? So you have sex with a black girl before? She had hawk to her man She couldn't hand her by the way by the way hawk too. I'm telling you I know that this what's the young woman's name? You said? Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, you're right everybody knows her name. She's the most famous girl on the planet earth Huh? This girl's the most famous girl in Plano.
Starting point is 00:06:55 Oh, but that's my point. Everybody's making this a race thing. This is not... She's from Nashville, too. Oh, white Atlanta. Thank you. White Atlanta. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:07:04 White Atlanta. Thank you. Have there any way to get some hawk tour from a Caucasian is white Atlanta. All right. Taylor, do any of your girlfriends... Oh, my God. Have they ever...
Starting point is 00:07:14 This is not a race thing. This is literally a Hawk Tua thing. That's what I'm trying to say. I don't think there's girls who hawk to it and there's hers who hawk don't. That's right. You either hawk to it or you don't. And what I'm thinking, I bet y'all hawk to it a Philly cheese, I bet you did that.
Starting point is 00:07:29 But y'all never hawk to it, y'all never hawk to it on a real thing, on me. That's shit one more time, Taylor. That's not, I'm not even going to lie. This is one of the flyest shit I heard. Play it through the giggle, though. Play it through the giggle. Play it back, Taylor. The giggle is phenomenal.
Starting point is 00:07:44 This is fly. Why? You're so stressful. If I was gay, this is how I would say I want to suck. You know, it took him five minutes to ruin Hock Tour. It took him five minutes to ruin Halk to him. We was right there. We was right there.
Starting point is 00:08:08 Just enjoy it. It's five month, bro. I'm being inclusive, okay? There's a lot of gay radio. That makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you got to give him that Hock, too, and spit on that thing. You get me? Oh, the little giggle.
Starting point is 00:08:21 The little giggle. I feel bad for her, though, could I have no minute. Oh, shut up. Shut up. Shut your ass up. Why you feel bad for her? We are, yeah. She is the most favorite.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Salute to her. Yeah. Why you feel bad for her? Let's go honk to her. Why you're told her? You can barely get a ticket to Kendrick. Hey, hey, I hope you feel better, Haley, with Taylor's condolences.
Starting point is 00:08:45 First of all, she don't want you to feel bad for her. She said that with confidence. No. She's so. to join her hawk for a man are probably all in her DMs like, oh, you're trying to hug to my deed and all the other shit. Like it's corny. Why is that bad?
Starting point is 00:08:58 That's the greatest advertisers. Maybe she liked to hawk to her. Exactly. I mean, she seemed to know about it. People shooting their shot. That's fast. Why wouldn't you shoot the bat signal? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Y'all is so simple. What is you told you about? This is not simple. This is like when people try to say things like crank that by Soldier Boy was simple. If it's so simple, why didn't do you make something? I don't want to say I'll do it. Why didn't you make it? That's two different things, what?
Starting point is 00:09:22 That's art. This is art. I agree. That's art. This is art, yo. This is gonna be a song. This is dope. Hawk Tour.
Starting point is 00:09:29 Remember when French Montana tried to make that song, Ocho Cinco? Nah, bro. I don't want to think about Ocho Cinco when I'm getting Ocho Cinco? You know what I would you? Why would you name head after a name? Exactly. That's crazy, French.
Starting point is 00:09:41 That is fucking insanity. But the Hawk Tour, not only if the Hawk Tour of dope, it's like by anybody. Why are you king? What the fuck? Shawlough?
Starting point is 00:09:53 Here he goes, yo. Here he goes, yo. Here he goes, yo. Here he goes, here he goes. Here he goes. There he goes, yo. There he goes, yo. You think it started vacation a day early.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Yeah. It really did. And it's the way she did her head, too. It's like, too. Like, come on, man. Huck, too. And it's a little Asian in it. Oh, you got to give him that huck.
Starting point is 00:10:19 And spit out of that. Come on my God. You didn't hear the Asian in it? Remember we said, that's white countries. That's the honky tongue. It's all back to the honky tongue. Honky tongue, Asian is the same thing. It's proven our point.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Everything goes up to fucking time. And it's polite to spit in Asia, right? What's you going to do now? Hawk tour. Isn't it polite to spit in Asia? What's you going to do now? It's not impolite. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:10:41 Combine it. You really want to fuck your man up? Combine it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Combine it. Pull that thing out. You say, what y'all going to do now? What you're going to do now?
Starting point is 00:10:49 What you're going to do now? They go, hot tour. That is a couple. You feel me? That is how couples should be greeting each other all summer. Oh my God. You and your significant other, about to get it in. You say, what you're going to do now?
Starting point is 00:11:03 And she said, hot tour. You know what I'm saying? Spit on that thing. And if you gay, say that and then throw on old town roll. Boom. What you mean? He's trying to get his last gay shit in. before is July. I can't wait for a July, y'all.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Shout out to Pride Month, baby! They said she killed Pride Month. They said this was the battle. Really? They said she squashed Pride Month. The rainbow flags were nowhere to be found when Hawk Tua was in the building. Hawk Tua, man. Shout out to the Hawk Tour. That was fly. Taylor's rethinking her whole blowjob sequence. Yeah, you are. You never, you never Hawk Tew. One more time before we move on. Just give me one more. Give me one more. Just so you go. It makes me feel good, man.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Because you can learn something. Ben, that makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you gotta give him that huck, too, and spit on that thing. You get me? Yo, yo, can I tell y'all something? What kind of deal can she get in? No, hold on. Look at her left hand while she does it.
Starting point is 00:12:02 She don't even know. It automatically grabs air dick. Oh, look at her left hand. Watch her left hand. That makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you got to give him that huck, too. She said, she needs an endorsement deal. She really does it.
Starting point is 00:12:18 Going Hub needs to give her our own category. She's doing for blowjobs what Caitlin Clark is doing for the WNBA, yo. Easily, come on, man. From three, from the logo. Come on, man. She's hawk tour from the logo. Real talk. One can argue.
Starting point is 00:12:34 One can argue. You know what that is, right? Open the bedroom door, hawk tour while you're on the bed waiting. God damn. Wow. Wow. Then you go like this. Wow.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Wow. You put a three-downed a dome right there. Wow. That's nuts. One can argue that blow jobs. Imagine your girl, bust open the door, hawk to her. That's what you want. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:12:57 Then hit you with this. This shit right here. What you, baby, baby, you can have whatever you want. Oh, my God. Taylor, listen up. Listen, one thing. It's a bunch of boring-ass blow jobs out here. It's a bunch of boring-ass blowjo.
Starting point is 00:13:08 And that's what I'm going with it. One could argue that blowjobs have not been appreciated. The receiving of them or the giving of them have not been appreciated the way they should in the modern era. I appreciate it. There's a celebration. We do, but it's not enough talk about them. Like, think about it.
Starting point is 00:13:21 What's the last, we grew up in the era of put it in my mouth. You know what I'm saying? Like, there was actually great blowjob records. What's the last one we had was Ocho Cinco? I don't even understand Ocho Senko. What is that about? Ocho Cinco, what is that about? I think, uh, I forgot.
Starting point is 00:13:37 What was it? I ain't even know what I was that. What the fuck was it? But why is that mean head? I forgot. I really forgot. Why the fuck did it mean head? I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:13:46 My whole point. is we don't appreciate the blowjob anymore. This woman just brought back the appreciation for the blow job. Yes, she did. Come on, man. That's a happy girl, man. That's why you can't find her on Instagram. A girl like that's not begging for fucking attention on Instagram
Starting point is 00:14:03 because she got a man giving her all the attention he needs. All the attention he needs. She out there hawk to her in from the fucking logo. All right, let's move on. Give me one more. I need it one more time. I promise you. One more and that's it. I promise you, Taylor, one last month. One more and that's it. I promise you, one more and that's it. It's from the beginning though.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Yeah, all the way from the beginning. I need the question. One moving band that makes a man go crazy every time. Oh, you gotta give him that Huck, too, and spit on that thing. You get me? Oh, that thing, you get it? It's a little giggle. Ah, damn, man.
Starting point is 00:14:33 America's sweetheart, you know what I'm saying? That's America's sweetheart. That is the kind of- All y'all is showing that y'all have, you have never got a good head before. What are you talking about? Nobody's so excited. Nobody's so excited. Why are you so excited?
Starting point is 00:14:46 branding. I like marketing. I haven't seen better marketing for a blow job in a long time. All right. Can we just ask an honest question? Have you ever hawk to it? I'm not answering that question. That's a no. That's a no. You would just say yes if you had. I'm getting a jersey. I'm getting a jersey. I'm going to get me in Atlanta Hawks jersey. Okay. It's going to say Hawk on the back. Okay. I'm going to say Hawk on the back. Watch. Watch. I'm getting me in Atlanta Hawks jersey, custom made. I'm going to get rid of the S on the front. So it's just going to say Hawk. And on the back tour, it's going to say tour, two. Talk.
Starting point is 00:15:17 Two. You know what I'm saying? Watch. Huh? You say the number two? No. All right. What do we have?
Starting point is 00:15:25 How did you do this every episode? She just can't help her. Okay. All right, Taylor. What else we got? What else we got? Anything interesting happened this week? No, nothing interesting.
Starting point is 00:15:35 Nothing, right? Nobody did anything interesting. Nobody went nowhere. Nobody did a single interesting thing. Not a goddamn thing. What is A. minor meat. She trying to... This right here.
Starting point is 00:15:49 I was going to get y'all something, but I was like, y'all don't deserve it. So, that's the way I want to show you. What is it? The merch, because he was trying to say I didn't get no merch and nothing. She didn't get that. She ordered that shit offline. They finally sent it. Yo, can we just talk about... Can we talk about how Dave Freed
Starting point is 00:16:07 did not get you tickets? Can we talk about that? Can we talk about how he did? What are you talking about? How dare you? Who got two tickets? Both y'all, so thank you. Wow. Yo, that's crazy. I didn't get her no tickets.
Starting point is 00:16:22 You think I would ever do anything to make Taylor happy? No. Dove got her tickets. Yeah. I appreciate it. Your African brother. The Dave Free didn't come through? So Dave Free didn't come through?
Starting point is 00:16:34 Who did you use? Wow! Who seats were better? Shout out! Oh, you already know. Big Jew? Coars! Woo!
Starting point is 00:16:44 Who! Come on. I used Dave Free. Dave Free gave you better seats than the Dradle. I don't believe it. No, no, no, his seats were great too, but... But... She had to pay things.
Starting point is 00:16:57 And guess why I made more money off of it. You sold the tickets Dub got? I mean... Thank you, Alan. He's like, what about what to do? How much you made? In the dove way, how much you made? Yeah, he got to appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Just saying. Don't worry about it. How much? Don't worry about it. You owe dove money one. You owe a double-a-out. You should give Dove 10%. Bare minimum.
Starting point is 00:17:19 You should give Dove 10%. I think you should split it 50-50. Because he got you the tickets. It also might not even be legal to sell those tickets. Word up. You should give them 10%. That is the right thing to do. You could have fucked up Dove's whole business doing that shit.
Starting point is 00:17:31 How I. He's getting you access to tickets. I know. And I appreciate them. Did he get them for free? No. Oh, you had to pay for them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:38 That cheap fucking Jew. He made you pay for the tickets? Yes, I pay for them. And then I doubled it. Oh, so you're good No, because you got them for face value Yeah, you good You got that
Starting point is 00:17:49 I thought he gave them to you for free No No How was the concert Taylor? Amazing We don't give a fuck We saw it on TV Yeah, yeah
Starting point is 00:17:56 We all with your experience We really don't care What? Being in the cat Like how they were trying to compare Jadicus With the um Verses and Kendra like
Starting point is 00:18:07 I didn't go to the New York one But the energy in Cali When Kendrick comes on It was just all of them It was crazy. You know what I want to talk about this week? How she said four different sentences and didn't finish either of them. I don't even, I don't listen to Taylor.
Starting point is 00:18:21 I just did. That was one of the most impressive things. There is nobody I pretend to listen to him more than Taylor. I don't give a fuck because that's what. He didn't give y'all tickets and Kedric Lamar knows me that that's all that matters to me right now. Did you get to say hi to him? Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 00:18:38 You're such a liar. Why? Because you're lying with no reason. Women. waving from the stand, though. No. No, like, he's been walking down the stairs. Like, but I didn't go backstage and nothing like that.
Starting point is 00:18:50 So how did you say hi to him? So you waved. Hold on. Hold on. Because he was bringing people up. He's near the stairs. Like, everyone, like, when the concert's over. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:58 So you just yelled high. He's shaking hands with everybody. Like, going down. Like, going down. You a lot. Yo, it's crazy. Why y'all hit, yo. Where's the video?
Starting point is 00:19:11 I watched your story. Let me say something. You had video on everything. No, I didn't. You didn't get video on that? No, I didn't. I really barely made any videos. That was a lot of TAM doing it.
Starting point is 00:19:22 I didn't, I was in the fucking energy. All right, what was your favorite part? Yo, the hate is so crazy. Yeah, what was your favorite? But I guess, look, you ain't popping if you got hated or if you don't got haters, right? So, thank you. I appreciate you. You don't have haters.
Starting point is 00:19:38 You are my haters. You're my biggest. You're my biggest one. Like, what are you're talking about? I just don't like you. You're my biggest one. The difference between hating and just not liking a person. No, you love me.
Starting point is 00:19:51 But it is what it is. Listen, you know what's so interesting about the Kendrick shit? What's that? I've realized over the past week that people really do have Kendrick Lamar fucked up. And what I mean by that is people that are saying things like Kendrick used this moment to get back relevant. That was crazy. are saying that he used this moment as a career relaunch. I'm like, do you all know who Kendrick Lamar is?
Starting point is 00:20:20 Exactly. Kendrick Lamar just came off tour. You'll appreciate this, Andrew, because you just came off tour. Kendrick just came off tour in March. He's been on tour since the Big Stepers album came out. He has the highest grossing tour of a solo rapper in history. Up until Drake's in 21 with the Issa Blur tour, he had the number one highest grossing rap tour ever.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Over $110 million all across the globe. Who needs a fucking career relaunch? He just came off tour in March. He just won rap album with a year at the Grammys last year. Here's more Grammys and Drake, I think. It's just weird to me this world that we live in. Recency bias is insane. It's unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:21:09 But the thing we should all learn is it don't matter. whatever your recency bias is, you can't, you know, erase a person's track record. You can't erase a person's resume. It's just that those of us who actually know the person's resume are sitting back like, who the fuck are y'all talking about? Who do y'all think he is?
Starting point is 00:21:26 But again, these are the comments. These aren't actual real human rights. No, a guy, I was arguing with some guys saying that at, what's L.A. station? Power 106. Power 106. This guy named Ty. He's like, I just don't like that, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:39 Kendrick does he went after Drake for the numbers. I'm like, what are you talking about? numbers for white. Kendrick Lamar did nothing that he hasn't been doing. He's been taking shots at the other rappers whenever he feels like it. He did nothing that he hasn't been doing.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Only difference is Drake fired back in a real way with push-ups. Like that was our actual record. It wasn't just some subliminal lines, you know, back and forth later. You at me, I'm at you. That's the only difference. He hasn't done nothing that he hasn't been doing.
Starting point is 00:22:11 and he'll probably go back in the hibernation after this. You know what I'm saying? We all waiting for a kindergarten. We might not get that shit until 2026. Who knows? Yeah, it's interesting. If every time you come out and you splash, you can start to get like the Quentin Tarantino effect,
Starting point is 00:22:29 you know, where like Quentin can go away for five years. And when he comes back, everybody's going to watch a fucking movie. He's going to give you that Hawk tour. You know when you come back and getting that Hawk tour. Hawk tour. I'm not mad at it. So it could be eventually, I think, you just develop an understanding
Starting point is 00:22:43 with even the casuals, which is, I come out when I want to, and I shut that shit the fuck down. That's right. So I didn't fall off. I just took time. And I hate that people keep comparing, and I'm comparing saying, like, because he hasn't brought something out that
Starting point is 00:22:58 he's not relevant, though. People always need a hate. But no, like, how you say he likes to be, he likes to put stuff out how he wants to? They get mad at that. It's crazy. Kendrick and Siza have the best careers. Kendrick and Siza come out when they want to.
Starting point is 00:23:17 Kendrick and Siza are not controlled by any algorithm. They're not controlled by any waves. I've said it a million times. I even talk about it in my new book. Get honest and die lying. Why small talk sucks, right? I talk about how you should be a wave and not a surfers. Yes, yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:34 They are waves. Kendrick Lamar is a wave. But you also just... Cizza is a wave, not surfers. All your other surfers. was y'all decide here riding dicks. Yeah. Even-and-
Starting point is 00:23:43 people watch the surfers and they sometimes think that the surfers are the ones set in the trend. It's the wave. But the surfers can't surf without the wave. That's it, baby. But here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:23:52 There's always going to be people to criticize. That's the thing. And the bigger you get, the more criticism you're going to get because there's dollars in the criticism of you. If you're criticizing some no-name,
Starting point is 00:24:00 motherfucker, nobody's going to watch a video, nobody's going to click. You can only criticize the top people because that's what gets the most views. So, of course, Kendrick, who's literally on top right now, Nobody would say otherwise.
Starting point is 00:24:11 After this battle, nobody would say otherwise. Of course, there's going to be people that are going to try to discredit that because that's the only way they can get attention. Yeah. The best part about Kendrick is the fact that he just put out music the entire time with the beef and Drake just online like, no, that's not true.
Starting point is 00:24:29 And he has to explain himself. And Kendrick just lets me rock. Kendrick's not a real person. Huh? He's AI? Got to be. That motherfucker stood on that stage. for about two hours.
Starting point is 00:24:41 How long was it? Maybe two hours? Yeah. Not a sip of water. Yo, everybody's talking about this. With a hoodie on. Yeah. I know.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Not breaking a goddamn sweat in the middle of summer in June. He did. Mad breath control. And you know how far? No backtrack. No backtrack. You know how hard it is to do a record like Euphoria?
Starting point is 00:24:59 And that's what he started with. So you go, I would have needed two bottles of water after rapping Euphoria. I'd have spit on the whole front row. This motherfucker just went out there, wrapped it, and then put on a whole whole concert. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:11 The only other person I see do that is Bishop T.D. Jicks. And he'd be sweating his ass off, but he don't drink no water. How was they not like us? Amazing. And he did it five times? Him keep doing it back to back.
Starting point is 00:25:25 Everyone just got more hyper. Really? For real. Yes. That's what I'm trying to say the energy was different. Biggest disc record of all time. Wow. You think so? Not even close.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I think he's right in terms of the numbers. I bet you it is. Biggest disc record of all time. You put that before it hit him up? It's just more popular. The world knows about rapping a way that they did it back in the day. I mean, watching that concert, bro, I felt like bad for Drake. It was the first time I felt empathy for a guy who's a fucking billionaire.
Starting point is 00:25:55 He gets any girl he wants. He flies whatever he wants. And I'm looking at this guy. I'm like, wow, there's tens of thousands of people in this arena screaming that you're a pedophile. To the top of their lungs. Little kids are. screaming 35 pedophile
Starting point is 00:26:10 North West was there like what LeBron James is screaming you're a pedophile I saw Whitney there with the kids too
Starting point is 00:26:21 Yeah I mean it is You know I get what you I didn't have empathy for Drake but all I kept thinking because I'm really a strategy person I like strategy
Starting point is 00:26:31 I like marketing I like promotion That's what I like to think of And I just thought about how it was such poor strategy because literally all he had to do was responding not like us with a bop. That's it. Like it was really, it's right.
Starting point is 00:26:44 You're the bop guy. Yeah. You're the hit guy. If you come out with a dope record that's got everybody in the clubs, everybody on radio, the discussion isn't, you got your ass kick. The discussion is which record is better, not like us, or whatever Drake would have put out. You just, he's straight up tapped out with the heart part six. It's, no mas.
Starting point is 00:27:04 No mas. No marks. Do you think Drake doesn't know how to make a hit record without, like, his, Kendrick, he spit bars in, not like us, too. Do you think Drake knows how to do that? What are you talking about? Like, I feel like in all his hit records, he's not really spitting bars, right? He's singing?
Starting point is 00:27:19 He's just singing and everything. What song? Teton. Teton. Teton. Teton. And Tito. Rapping. I ain't going to never take that away from.
Starting point is 00:27:25 No, no, from his bops, though. I'm saying, like, uh... The kid can do it all. There's no question he could do it all. This is just a strategic thing. I was telling the guys on Flakey. I think the only thing that could get Drake out of this is he has to change the narrative completely. And I think the only way he could do that is if he gets in a relationship.
Starting point is 00:27:46 A toxic relationship. I mean that because people are so obsessed with relationships. Like if he started dating Zendaya, if he like stole Zendaya from Tom Holland, it's just going to be the talk of the internet. Yeah, but she's too young. How old is than Dendaya? You mean too old for him? No, she's too young for Dendaya. It would still look weird because Drake's almost 40 now. That's what he, that's...
Starting point is 00:28:11 Sure, sure, sure. But what I'm saying is, like, the more toxic the relationship is. Okay, when you can need to date, Diddy? You got to date diddy? Yo. That's what you just don't? That's how you change the narrative. You slap me once, I'm coming back for more.
Starting point is 00:28:29 Wow. I'm like, Chubs won't crash nothing, but I will. You know. I mean, nobody would talk about that song ad again. Never ever. Come on, man. Yo. How bad do you want to fight for your career, man? Throw it up.
Starting point is 00:28:43 Wait, you think no one would talk about not like us still? Then you put out a song called Hawk Tua with Diddy on the ad lips. Woo! Take that, take that, take that, take that. No, no, did he just be spitting? Ew. What is you wrong with you? Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:28:59 Or he got to give us to you with Shaq. The Shaq put this up. Yeah, why did everybody go so wild at this? I thought that shit was hilarious. I mean, it's an obvious joke. He put the BBL Drizzy song to it. I'm realizing people don't have sense of the human no more. Nah.
Starting point is 00:29:15 People don't understand satire. They don't understand sarcasm. That's why they take everything we say literally. Yeah, you're right. Which they probably should because we're right 95, 99% of the time. Even when we're wrong. Even when we're wrong, yo. I was talking about that earlier when we were on Breakfast Club
Starting point is 00:29:30 talking about what's the young lady? name? Tyler. No, the other young lady. Does it be interviews? No, the one that was on Big Homie show. Erica Banks. And Erica, you don't have that clip,
Starting point is 00:29:45 Taylor? Erica basically was saying... Maya Balak? Huh? Maya Balak, dick. You know? Ha ha ha ha ha. Hark to him, man. Hawk fucking tour All right
Starting point is 00:30:04 Hawk tour I am the Hawk tour king I am the Hawk tour No I thought he was talking about Blossom Mia Biala Yeah I was like when my girl
Starting point is 00:30:18 got the two of tis That's the homie too That's the homie salute to Mia Shout out to Blossom What's the clip Taylor Because this is about the arguing
Starting point is 00:30:27 with your man You know what I'm talking about? You look good Diesel, Taylor, he was fucking doing pull-ups with Kendrick somewhere? You look diesel as shit today. God damn, Big Taylor? Yeah. Big Taylor!
Starting point is 00:30:41 Big Taylor! You look like you're about to beat up Tyrese on the lawn. For real. You do. You really do. Like, you're about to come up behind Tyrese and put him in a headlock and look at fucking stout. Why are you smashing Tyrese's mom?
Starting point is 00:30:54 You look, you know, Spenthaler. All jokes aside, you look diesel as shit. Can you flex for the kid? John Henry! Last time they didn't see it, that's why. Let them know, yo. Let them know. You don't mean find the clip right here.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Let's hear the clip. Find that clip. Let's hear the clip, Big Taylor. I like that. Let's hear, let's hear, let's hear, let's hear the clip, jailhouse tea. Jailhouse Tate. Hey, fuck around with Big Tate. Come on, yo.
Starting point is 00:31:26 Big Tate. Go. What's my name? Taylor. Taylor. cut-throat business with me. Like if we're arguing
Starting point is 00:31:33 or, you know, if we're having a day where we kind of into it and you want to argue back or you want to show me, I'm turned out because now I feel like
Starting point is 00:31:43 I'm arguing with my home girl. So you want him to just shut up and let you be right. I want Andrew to hit a full content. Yeah, what's going on? Basically, Erica Banks says men should not argue back with their women.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Just let her be right. Play the clip. Well, you don't want my reaction to this. Or, you know, if we're having a day where we kind of
Starting point is 00:32:00 into it and you want to argue that or you want to show me. I'm turned out because now I feel like I'm arguing with my home girl. So you want him to just shut up and just let you be right. Some situations the man should step down yes and just let the woman have it. Yes. Everything shouldn't be an argument.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Here's what I think about that. Think about your other two. But here's what I think about that. If I'm, if, if me and you go together, right? And you trust me as a man to leave you, right? It's only an argument if you keep talking. Shut up. Well, yeah, but as a man, sometimes the man's got to be like,
Starting point is 00:32:34 ah, yeah, whatever, girl. If I'm right, not, if I'm right, and I know I'm right, like I'm saying, Erica, that's a hot stone. Don't touch it. You don't tell me what to do. And you tell you, I told you. Well, that's different.
Starting point is 00:32:47 If I find out by myself that I'm wrong, if I find out right there. But I'm telling you, so you don't have to find out. Well, you know, I'm a dominant woman, so all they try to tell me. So you're not submissive at all. I can be. For the right meat.
Starting point is 00:33:01 But he got to get through all this to be submiss. You know what? The right man will. Salute to my guy, big homie, Kodak on 96.1 in Atlanta. That's my guy, salute to Kodak and Jojo. What you think of that, Shope? Here's the thing. Okay, this is what I'll give her the benefit of the doubt because she did say,
Starting point is 00:33:23 not every single time. I do agree that you don't want to turn every single disagreement. into a fight because you'll just be fighting over every single microaggression. That's right. And but at the same time, she's also got to be willing to not turn every single. I also hate it when any person in relationship goes, I'm a dominant. It's like, shut up. What does that even mean?
Starting point is 00:33:51 Like, you would tell that to your partner? By the way, I'm dominant. You got to just be submissive to me all the time. They're like, that's so insecure. From both sides. That's what I'm saying. You cannot be, there's no, the thing is a dominant in a relationship. No.
Starting point is 00:34:02 No. No, no, it's just corny. And then it sets, it sets a tone in a relationship. Now you see everything through the lens of dominance. And now all of a sudden you're super defensive because you're like, oh, are they trying to dominate me again? It's just whack. And now it's all ego. Because whenever you feel like you're being challenged, and whenever they push back on something,
Starting point is 00:34:18 I'm the dominant one. You're not supposed to do that. Who sold women on this dominant shit? Like, I've seen a lot of women talk like this. I'm, I'm dominant. But I'll be submissive for the right man. What does that even mean? I, I, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:28 What does that man doing? I blame 50 shades of gray. Remember that when that came out? I thought it was the guy that's dominant in that. Yeah, but it was like she met the right guy and then she was submissive for him because he was the billionaire guy. But he had to tie the bitch up.
Starting point is 00:34:43 He had to fucking throw her in headlocks and shit. I remember women saying like, oh, for the right guy, I'll be more submissive. Oh, so a billionaire that has a fetish for tying you up, you'll be submissive? Maybe. You know what? This is so corny.
Starting point is 00:34:56 You know what 50 shades of gay is? Tell us. Diverse pride parade. But listen, what I was trying to do. What? What? But listen, here's the thing, right? You got to ask yourself in a relationship,
Starting point is 00:35:12 do you want to be happy or do you want to be right? Right? And so if you and your significant other are in an argument, right? And I'm not talking about an argument of opinions. Argument of opinions are different. Like argument of opinions, you'll just go back and forth, back and forth. But when there's a clear right and a clear wrong,
Starting point is 00:35:29 If you're the right one, cool. You got it. Because guess what? They're going to learn that you were right. And they're going to come back and say, you know what you were right. And vice versa. If you're wrong, cool. Let it be.
Starting point is 00:35:43 And then when you find out you were wrong, just go back and be like, you know what, baby, you were right. Like, you don't have to win in those moments. How about this? What if it's, uh, shut up. What? What if it's it trying to keep the argument going? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:02 By the way, some people are like that. Hey, what? Listen. What, you got some period on? Isn't it? You never try that one? That one works. I like to argue.
Starting point is 00:36:09 I don't like to argue with my wife, but I like to argue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was arguing with Taylor this morning. And I started going, I started going, and she was like, how old are you? I'm just doing that to keep the argument. Yeah, because you enjoy the conflict. You know?
Starting point is 00:36:24 No, what I was honestly going to say is what if it's, what if you go, hey, what do you need? that's what I think sometimes when you sense the tension because oftentimes the fight ain't even about the fight but what if it's hey hey what do you need right now
Starting point is 00:36:40 and I tell you why that's powerful because if you say what do you need and their response is I need to be right now the whole argument is wrong oh that's terrible it's just about being right
Starting point is 00:36:52 that's right that's all you go but if she says honestly I need a hug I'm feeling a little shitty today I'm tired. Then you go, all right, let's not argue about dinner. Let me give you that fucking now. This is not my idea, by the way. Okay. Some therapist told me this shit. But I thought it was a really good tool because if we can check our ego or the woman can check their ego for a second to just ask that, you cut the tension right in half. You realize 100 percent. I don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:37:18 what nobody's sake. This is very an idiotous math. A hundred percent of all arguments are because of projection. Yeah. Like you're like, you're like, why are you so upset about this? I just don't, Whatever you're just, it don't have nothing to do with me. And I'm not talking about this in relationship. I'm just talking about in life, period. Like that's when you say, all right, what do you need? What's the real issue? What's really going on?
Starting point is 00:37:38 Tell me this isn't every fight. One side does something to the other side. That side interprets it in the worst possible way. The first side probably did not intend it for it to be interpreted in that way. That's right. But it's already been interpreted. This side right here doesn't say anything, but they stew.
Starting point is 00:38:00 They're upset. That's right. Right? Now, this person, the first person could be completely normal, totally nice,
Starting point is 00:38:08 but this person's a little upset because they've been aggrieved, but they're not bringing it up. Now the first person starts going, why is that person upset with me? I didn't even fucking do anything. So now they get a fucking attitude. Now you're fighting about dinner
Starting point is 00:38:20 or some other bullshit, but it started at a complete misinterpretation and inability to communicate what the other person is. That's all it is. That's why when you, what you said is so, It's so powerful. What do you need?
Starting point is 00:38:29 What do you need? When you say what do you need, it's like, oh, okay. Now we can really have a real discussion about what the real shit is. And girls, you could say that to us. Just go, what do you need? I do like to say. I do like to show them all the time. Do I not do that?
Starting point is 00:38:42 Thank you. Thank you. That would be great. Taylor didn't fucking. I know. Somebody's going to fuck that up. Somebody. I do that at the shawl of me all the time.
Starting point is 00:38:50 Hoc too! You know what I'm saying? Like, what? I was like, I give him a hug every time. Whenever he tries to, get into his, like, teasing ways when you just want to hug. But soft, right?
Starting point is 00:39:01 You're gonna crack his fucking spinal collar. Dibo. Yo. Come on, yo. Yo. Soft hugging. Don't be, you know. Hey.
Starting point is 00:39:13 Come on. Taylor, come on. Stop playing. I want to see his hate though, because clearly y'all are muscles like me. Yes, we do. Why do you think I work out three times a week? It takes you three times a week to try to get how I am?
Starting point is 00:39:25 Yes. No, it would be more. Except for the ass. I got way more ass than you. But no, I agree. That is just the thing. Because, you know, a lot of times the arguing is just circling the wagon.
Starting point is 00:39:36 So this is actually the issue, but the arguing is this. Nobody's acknowledging this shit. Exactly. Until you say, what do you need? Oh, okay, now we can stop and discuss this. Yep.
Starting point is 00:39:46 That's it. It's. Because, like, I know that I like attention. There we go. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Especially, and I'm not talking about attention from the world. I'm talking about when we're in a room.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I want it. You know what I'm saying? But you don't want to go to your wife and go, I want a 10 chance. Yes. But when she's not giving it to you. Absolutely. And guess what? They all know. Oh, hell yeah. My whole house knows. They know. It's not. Don't ignore me.
Starting point is 00:40:12 Exactly. You know what I mean? Daddy needs a hug. Daddy needs some love. That he wants to feel appreciated. And then you start walking around when they don't. You're like, who the fuck you think Paves for all this? You think this shit. You got damn right. You think it just appears? Yes.
Starting point is 00:40:26 I'm waking up at four in the morning. every single day so we could pay for this and nobody going to acknowledge me in my own home. That's all I'm saying, yo. That's why when a man walks in the house, I promise you that wait until your child starts walking. There is nothing better when your child.
Starting point is 00:40:40 Oh my God, it's the best. And you got to think I'm getting tackled by three now because the 16-year don't give a fuck about me. You know what I'm saying? Really, all my projection is because of her. Okay, all right? Because that's who I want the attention from. But I can't get that.
Starting point is 00:40:56 You ever use that to be passive aggressive to your wife? That's a good question. Like your kids come running to you. You're like, oh, my God, it feels so good. Where'd you learn this? Nah, your mom. No. Must have got this from my side of the family.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Because you know what fucks you up? And somebody told me this stat. I don't know if it's real. You can look it up Taylor. But they was like 70% I think they said of all the time you're going to spend with your child. Did you tell me this, Chris? 70% of all the time you spend with your child.
Starting point is 00:41:28 is between the ages of them being a baby and 18. Because once they leave the house, it's a rat. So in my mind, I'm like, damn, I got two more years before I probably hardly ever see my oldest. And then when you think about it, see it's probably different for you because you live here in New York. Your parents live here, so you probably see your parents more than the average person.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Where your parents live at, Alex? You see them a lot? You do a good job of saying, no. Chris, you see your parents a lot? twice a month. Oh, because you go to Philly a lot. I don't see my parents a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:00 You know? I don't see them as much as I should. Really? It was actually something he said one time. He said it on, I think you said it on Flaggart. He was like. See, look, 75% of the time we spend with our kids in our lifetime will be spent. God damn, 12?
Starting point is 00:42:14 I know it was age 12. That might be right, too, to be honest with you. Because once they hit 13, they don't want to fuck with you, bro, wait until you hear this stack. Go ahead. He said, like, by the time you leave your house, you probably only, see your parents maybe three, four times a year. So now if you add that up with the average age that you'll live to, like, you're probably only going to see your parents maybe 30 or 40 times.
Starting point is 00:42:38 More times in your life. That's a fact. When I read that shit, I was like, no, no, no, every single week we're hanging out. That's a fact. So now they come over once a week or we go over there once a week. But it's like every single week, we got to see each other because that shit was terrifying. I talked to my kids about that the other day with my parents or my parents. And they've enjoyed a very close relationship with my parents.
Starting point is 00:42:59 On your side. On your wife's side, though, they don't die. Asians don't die. So there's nothing to worry about. Yeah, no, they don't. Right. Yeah. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:43:11 That's how you get to $2 billion, right? You just don't ever die. I don't think I've seen my parents 30 times in 14 years. Wow. Probably longer. If I think back to like, you know, you know. I'm sorry. I cut you off, Chris.
Starting point is 00:43:22 What are you saying now? I was just saying they were, you know, my parents were up and it was fine. but my teenagers were being teenagers. In their room. And they weren't locked in. And I wanted to say to them, you don't know if you're going to see these people five more times. Oh,
Starting point is 00:43:37 you might, because you've known throughout their life, they've always been here, they've always been present, but they're 80 years old. Like, I don't even lock in. I don't do that with the grandparents.
Starting point is 00:43:47 I do that with me. I'm a dramatic-ass Kansas season. It's Kansas season. You know what I'm saying? What are you talking about? Like, I could die. Okay, give me a freaking hug. You know, the pressure your kids gotta feel.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Hey, all right, it's not pressure, just love your daddy. Love your daddy. How's that pressure? How's the pressure to love your father? You see, it's not just you, Taylor. But you don't want to scare them at the same time. Who?
Starting point is 00:44:14 Who? I believe that. You don't want to scare them. It's true, listen, the reality of life is true. I love their father, man. Every, you know, like, you know it. Listen, I like, I love so as, you know, And stoicism, you have to accept your fate.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Ryan Holiday literally gave me a coin one time that I have. I usually carry it with me. And you look at the coin and it says, you're going to die one day. And that's just a fact of the matter. And we all should be living like that. We all should be treating life in that way. You know, there's a clock ticking right now
Starting point is 00:44:46 that none of us can see. We don't know when that shit is going to be up for us. So it's just like, yo, love people. Show them appreciation. Don't walk away angry from folks. You know what I mean? that you actually love and care about. It's funny.
Starting point is 00:44:59 We're talking about families. My boy, he just texted me, he and his wife are at the hospital. His wife is giving birth to their second kid. Amazing. He just texted me this. They don't talk enough about the plight of baby delivery for the dad.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Nothing teaches you the serenity prayer more. The serenity prayer, God grant me to serenity, to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. there is, we are the most useless motherfuckers irrelevant in a goddamn
Starting point is 00:45:30 when a pregnancy is happening. We are useless as fuck. There is nothing we can do. I can't stop you from going through this pain. I can't help you deliver this baby. The only thing I can do is sit here and pray. Get you the jello. You need the jello?
Starting point is 00:45:43 Here's the jello. That's it. It's the only thing they could eat because they can't consume. Listen, on my last child, I didn't, I didn't want to know what it was, right? I didn't want to know what the gender was going to be because we weren't even trying to have a four charts.
Starting point is 00:45:55 I didn't want to know. what the gender was going to be. So I'm just assuming in my mind, I already accepted I had three girls, so she got pregnant again, this got to be the boy, right? And I think about it right now, that whole time she was living that baby,
Starting point is 00:46:07 I didn't think about nothing except for what the child of this child was going to be. I mean, when I say I didn't think about nothing else. You know, and I've been through it all. I've been through all the different range of emotions in the delivery room. You're like, you're nervous, you're scared,
Starting point is 00:46:23 you hope everything goes right. What the fuck you mean? doctors, you ain't got no other doors, all of this shit. All I was thinking about in that moment was, is this my little man? And? No, of course it was. You know what I'm saying? As the doctor's pulling
Starting point is 00:46:38 the baby out, the doctor's like, I hurt, she was like, okay, get her head. And I'm like, nah, I don't think she's said. I think she's, I don't know if she really, how she knows it's her. How she know it's her? Like, what the fuck you mean? Get her head? Like, how the fuck she know it's her? Right? But I'm, they already knew, you know what I guess. But I'm just, I'm just. It's like, I wasn't thinking about anything except for the gender of that baby.
Starting point is 00:47:00 And once that baby came out and it wasn't a little boy, I was happy. And I was like, hi, man. What the fuck is on the gram, man? But think about that. Think about how I can just go to Instagram. He's being real. I've been there. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:47:16 Your wife is just like, she just delivered this amazing life. She just went through this excruciating experience again. I can just go back to Instagram and go on by my date. Not her. I know it. That shit is fucked up, yo. Would y'all wear the labor simulator? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:47:30 I don't believe that shit. I don't believe that shit could even get close to making you feel what women feel. But would y'all wear it, though? That's just some shit hurting you. Yeah, it's no point. We shouldn't both go through this. Wow. We should.
Starting point is 00:47:43 There's no point. I don't believe the labor simulator is real. I also don't question. Can we try it? Can I order something you try it? No, we believe it's hard to give birth. Like, we're on board with that. I've seen it.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Kidney stones are just as bad. I don't know about. that either, Chris. Because I never had to be. Think about it. Why? It's about ultimately at the end of the day, something being forced through a tube
Starting point is 00:48:03 that it's too big for. What's the difference if it's millimeters or 25 inches? No, Chris, I've never heard you mansplained nothing in my life. When I say never, that was fire. That was fine.
Starting point is 00:48:17 That was great. That was great. Let the women know, yo. Tell them, shut up. Giving birth is essentially just something too big going to a small tube. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:25 God. I've asked, I've asked women who have had kidney stones, tell me the truth, what was worse. What they said? They won't give me an honest answer. That's what I know. Wow. It's kidney stones. I know how to get a.
Starting point is 00:48:38 Wait, what? You say they won't give you an honest answer. They evade. They evade. I would actually listen to a woman about that. I mean, I listen to one here. I want to know. Honestly, I would listen to that because they've had both experiences.
Starting point is 00:48:48 We haven't had both experiences. Exactly. Yeah. Interesting. What else we got, Taylor, gang? What else we got? We need the memes of the week. Charlie, when you do your vacation, you don't bring the in-laws of the family?
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah. But that's what I'm saying. That's when I see them. That's when I see them. So it's like, oh, wait, you're taking the whole family? Yeah. So who goes? In-laws, mom.
Starting point is 00:49:11 Dad? Nah, that's my pops. My oldest sister. My niece. I mean, for immediate family, yeah. My in-laws, my mom. Brothers? No, my brothers don't have.
Starting point is 00:49:25 go. I don't even if they got passports. I don't know. I'm not sure. I don't think so. If they wanted to go, they would ask me. They would. They probably wouldn't your invite them. I would invite them. I love my brothers. I love my love brothers.
Starting point is 00:49:43 I don't think they have passports. I don't know. You know what, that's a good question. I'm going to find out right now. I've never asked them in my life. Oh, sure. They feel like you want them there. They probably listening to this. Like, what the fuck you mean? We ain't got no pass. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:05 What else we got, Taylor? What the fuck is this? What do you talk about fitness test? What is this? Snoop dog. He was commentating. And then... And salute to Snoop, man.
Starting point is 00:50:18 Oh, wow. Looks good. Snoop is a Crip Army knife. Forget the Swiss Army knife. He's a Crip Army knife. I mean, he looks good here. There's nothing Snoop cannot do. No, that's facts.
Starting point is 00:50:31 Snoop Dog is one of the most authentic personalities ever to walk the face of the earth. Facts. Because regardless of what he's doing, he is always Snoop Dogg. And that makes him timeless. You ain't never heard nobody call Snoop Dog a old-ass niggas. Nope. No, you're right. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:50:50 Yeah. Because he's just timeless. He also crosses generations. Like, there are young people that know Snoop Dog love Snoop Dog. and then old heads, obviously, like us, love Snoop Dog. But it's very rare that you see that. Is he top five most famous people in the world? No.
Starting point is 00:51:07 You don't think so? I don't know if a top five, but he's... Bro, Snoop is famous, bro. Like, worldwide, globally known. Trump, Putin, Gigi Ping, Michael Jordan, Taylor Swift. There's a bunch of people before, but he's... He is one of the most recognizable human beings on planet. I don't know if Putin...
Starting point is 00:51:25 Nah. And G. G.G. Ping are his populous, no. Yeah, if G.G.G. Ping was walking to Chinatown, we wouldn't know. That's what I'm... Ah, ha! Toll! Now, he would blend in, but we would know if someone said...
Starting point is 00:51:44 Like, we're aware of him. Okay, this is the most famous all-time... Oh, yeah, Barack. Most famous all-time people list. No, I'm saying, alive. We need to go alive. They got Barat number one. Let's look at this top of real quick.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Barak number one. Abraham Lincoln number two, Tom Cruise number three, George Bush four, Albert Einstein, five. Who else, Taylor? That's it? That's the top five? Six, Michelle Obama, seven, Queen Elizabeth,
Starting point is 00:52:08 eight, Sylvester Stallone, nine, Michael Jack, Ten Will Smith. Man, this list is so fucking dumb. Queen Elizabeth, no. Scroll up some more. Like, how is Michael Jackson not number one? Exactly. Nah, this list is garbage.
Starting point is 00:52:22 I don't believe this. I don't believe it. There was somebody else in that top ten. I'm like, get the fuck out of it. Who scroll up, Taylor? Who was in that top ten? is not. Sylvester Stallone?
Starting point is 00:52:29 No. With all due respect. Jordan or Stu? Jordan. Michael Jordan. Michael Jordan. Yeah. So there's one.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Michael Jordan. And Michael Jordan not in that talk to? Exactly. Michael's not out of here. Albert Einstein? College. Everybody thinks he's documented. Nobody gives a fuck.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Does the young generation know who Michael Jordan is? Yeah. Yeah. They got things to wear the sneakers. Yeah, but you can know the shoes, but not know the person. It don't matter. You know George. Yeah, this is all Google.
Starting point is 00:52:56 That's the most famous all-time people right there? Nah, that's the garbage list. Snoop, I don't know, bro. 50 or Snoop worldwide? Snoop. Oh, that's hard. That's really tough. You know what?
Starting point is 00:53:08 Eminem or Snoop? No. Yo, I mean, Eminem was just a sensation. See, Eminem 50 and Snoop different. Like, those three are different. But I still think Snoop is more famous than all of them all around the world. Yeah, he's just such a, he's like a cultural figure outside of his genre. He's in every, like Snoop is in fucking
Starting point is 00:53:28 regular commercials when you're watching shit on CBS, yes. Like, yeah, yeah. Like, if you see somebody pop up in a commercial on CBS, yo. I'm trying to think he's like... Corona. What about Shaq?
Starting point is 00:53:40 Oof, Shaq is huge. I mean, I think Snoop. I'm still going Snoop. You know what Snoop? Snoop is like Pikachu. You know what I mean? Like, he's, he's bigger than being a person. He's like a character.
Starting point is 00:53:54 He's a character. He's a figure. Yeah. So it's like you can't even look at him or compare him to other human beings. But show Shaq. Yeah. And Shaq's been doing the, you talk about commercials, Shacks for literally 25 years has never stopped. Shack is big. Adducing every. I just think Snoot, like to show to his point, Snoop is a character. I think that people relate the characters more than they do real people, if that makes sense. You know what I'm saying? Like Snoop Dog is like Snoop is up. there with like Ronald McDonald. That's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:54:29 It's larger. This website has something different. Okay. Okay. Now, see, this is interesting. The most famous all-time music artist. Man, get the fuck out of here. Now, this is Michael Jackson number one.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Lady Gaga number two. Get out of here. Taylor Swift way over Gaga. Right now? What do you mean? Of course. Yeah. Snoop number four, though.
Starting point is 00:54:50 What's Taylor ad on this list? This is the same list, by the way. No, no. Taylor number eight. Nah. Taylor is more famous than Elvis right now, Jennifer Lopez, Britney Spears.
Starting point is 00:55:01 Who else? Yeah, them shit is garbage. You Gov? This must be like fan-voted type of shit. I mean, I don't know what the metrics is for this shit. But Snoop is up there. Michael Jackson is definitely the most famous person able to walk the face of the earth.
Starting point is 00:55:16 Okay, what about Joe Rogan or Snoop Dog? Snoop Dog. Snoop. You really think? Yeah, yeah, Snoop. I mean, just because Snoop has a, Snoop's been around longer and music infiltrates the world more than podcast. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:55:36 That's fair. And Snoop has had all-time classic records that have been around since the late 90s, 94. You know what I'm saying? Like, people forget. And the crazy part about Snoop, there was never like a trajectory for Snoop where it did like this. Snoop came out and when he debuted I think he had the highest selling
Starting point is 00:56:00 album of all time for a week for two weeks in a row like he did pull out of his debut album he did like I think 50 broke the record but at the time
Starting point is 00:56:11 Snoop had the record it was like 700,000 800,000 for two weeks in a row or some shit like that Snoop was the first time I saw someone a rapper who wasn't from New York
Starting point is 00:56:19 run New York and it was crazy and it's happened since, but that was Lottie Dottie. We likes the party. Let me see it everywhere. Everywhere that's something. Snoop debut album broke records. Let me see what this shit was.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Gin and Juice was such a big song. I mean, forget about it now. That was a monster song. Come on, man. He broke some record with Doggy Style. I can't remember what the fuck it was. What was it? Yes. Doggy Style debuted at number one on the Billboard 200,
Starting point is 00:56:49 selling $806,858 copies in his first week. which was the record for a debut artist. So debut artist, period. Wow. Not rap. debut artist and the fastest selling hip hop album ever at the time. Wow. And then I think he came out the second week
Starting point is 00:57:04 and did like another 800-something thousand. Wow. So just think about that at that time. It's the 90s. Like Snoop was on fucking Rolling Stone and all that shit in the 90s. He was doing shit we never saw rappers do. I had that cassette tape.
Starting point is 00:57:17 My father took that for me because it said the N-word too much. Really? Really? You ever jacked off to the dog with the fat ass on the cover tail? Oh, I know it well. Click on the cover tail. I know it well.
Starting point is 00:57:31 No, that dog is crazy. Look at that possess. I never knew that with someone. I just that big of Charlamagne on the bed. I shit way fat into that. Well, speaking of the N-word. My shit way fat-y. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Gary. Gary who met Gary Owens. No. No, no, no, no, no. Gary and JJ Reddick? No, stop it. That JJ shit is bullshit. That JJ shit is capped.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Gary and JJ Reddick, yo, come on, man. Why ain't this girl... Have I ever said the N-word? You never said it any word. I've seen an interview of you a check. Dude, what the fuck just happened? That person had nothing to my hat. I've never said it with malicious intent.
Starting point is 00:58:18 I've never said it to put it in a motherfucker-up. My man, my fuck, I listen to rap. You don't think when I'm in a car by myself, I'm saying you're the fuck out of something. But you're not like this. It's hilarious. Yeah, this is great. He's being honest.
Starting point is 00:58:47 He's being honest. And the crowd is reacting in a positive way because he's being honest. And he's not saying, He ain't in and those, but let's just wait. Exactly. The only thing I would tell, Gary, is don't practice bad habits. And the reason I say don't practice bad habits, because if you're used to doing it in the car,
Starting point is 00:59:03 he's going to come out. You're going to get caught slipping somewhere. Don't practice bad habits, man. One of my brothers does not have a passport. I'm waiting on another one to text me back. And I, yep, neither one of them have a passport. Nice. You out the blue.
Starting point is 00:59:15 You know what I'm saying? They didn't want it enough. They didn't want it bad enough. If they wanted to go, they would have got a passport. But the fact that they didn't go, Either one of them have bad ones. It's the first year they were asked. But they weren't asked.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Maybe in the past, if they were acting, would have it. No, what I'm saying is they don't want it bad enough. Like, if you want to go in the pool, you start taking some swimming lessons. You know what I mean? Like, you don't expect someone teach you how to swim right there in a pool. They grown. Put the work in. J.J. Reddick.
Starting point is 00:59:40 This is so, this is so fucking stupid. The guy played basketball 15 years in the league. He was the number one superstar athlete at Duke. Never once was this mentioned. The guy is like a civil rights hero. A woman on Twitter named Halema... Remember when he was on the pod?
Starting point is 00:59:58 Oh, it was like gay woke shit when he was young. Dude, he was writing rap about Martin Luther King. He was... Really? Yeah, it's most hilarious. This is the biggest bullshit.
Starting point is 01:00:07 On Twitter, a woman named Halima Nash. He liked Marluther King for a white guy. That's a civil rights hero. And that's easy. Martin's the easy one. Tell me you like the honor of Elijah Muhammad.
Starting point is 01:00:17 Now, it's a little too far. A little too far. Halima Nash says, I've only been called the N-word to my face by a white man once in my life and it was on the campus of Duke University while I was doing work with the basketball team and today he was named the new head coach
Starting point is 01:00:32 of the Los Angeles Lakers. What a world. I don't know. It's crazy you could just say that about someone. I mean, it's crazy that he got the fucking Lakers head coaching gig. That is great. That is the craziest shit. Now, I think JJ Reddick is a brilliant, brilliant basketball mind. And if we're going to be doing
Starting point is 01:00:50 away with due processes and just processes, period, I'm all for that too. Because there's a lot of things that I'm thinking about doing now that people are going to say he's not qualified for it. But I don't give a fuck because I want to do it. And my mind is going there and it's telling me I can. But my body just telling me, yeah. Right?
Starting point is 01:01:14 Isn't that how that song does? I just feel like I can do it. My mind is telling me no. Shout out to JJ Reddick, though. What do you think of him being the new head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers? Yo, coaching in the NBA is easy, though. But this is also the guy who thinks that he can do heart surgery. All so easy.
Starting point is 01:01:32 I mean, it can't be that hard if first-time coaches have won the championship every single year for, like, the last four years. First-time coaches who have had experience being assistant coaches, first-time coaches who have had experience probably coaching on other levels. JJ has none of that. I mean, he's been coached. he coached a fourth grade. Listen, I'm not mad at it. Yeah, I don't give a... My daughter's boyfriend's brother is on that team.
Starting point is 01:02:01 It's literally like eight-year-olds. Okay, so here's the thing. One, no, no, obviously coaching is very hard. I think the most difficult thing about coaching is managing the egos. Like these guys are making hundreds of millions of dollars. Nobody in their life tells them what to do. And then you got to walk in making far less than all of them and start commanding them to do things,
Starting point is 01:02:18 get them to trust you, get them to believe in you. That's the hardest thing. I think that's going to be the deciding factor. It's not going to be like what offense they run. And why would players respect him? That's the thing. Now here's the thing. He's played in the league for 15 years.
Starting point is 01:02:32 No chips. Wait a minute. No rings. I like JD Red. I'm saying no rings. I'm just saying what reason would players have? Basketball IQ. And most importantly, LeBron has to respect him.
Starting point is 01:02:44 He has undeniable basketball IQ. Is it LeBron privilege that you got the job or white privilege? Neither. I think it's basketball IQ. That's some LeBron privilege, bro. Come on. Oh, oh. No decision.
Starting point is 01:02:56 I thought, I'm sorry, sorry, LeBron privileged. You mean like LeBron wanted him there? This is my fucking podcast partner. This guy's brilliant. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But what I think is LeBron is looking at this guy from the podcast and he's going, oh, this guy really knows the game.
Starting point is 01:03:12 He really respects the game and he respects me. I want him to be the coach because I trust his basketball IQ. He might have had other coach in the past where he's like, I don't really trust their basketball IQ. So the question is going to be, can he communicate? effectively to all these players. Popovich is still coaching whenever he wants because he can communicate to the players. The players respect him because he commands their respect. So can JJ do that? I think he can. He can. Because he's been in the league for 15 years and liked
Starting point is 01:03:37 on every team he's been on. You know, I know he can because this is what I would like to hear. I would like to hear his pitch to the Los Angeles Lakers organization. First of all, we've heard JJ Redick on podcast for a long time. Before he was doing the Bronjo and he was doing the three balls, one guy. What was it called? the shit with Tommy? Old man in the three. Old man in the three. So we know,
Starting point is 01:04:00 and we've watched him on first take, we know his basketball IQ is high, we know he knows how to articulate. I don't think it's too many people who break down the science of basketball better than JJ Redding. So imagine him in that pitch meeting and how fired that shit probably was
Starting point is 01:04:15 to the Lagos organization. This is an organization, family-owned organization forever, the bus family. They've heard the best. They've had Phil Jackson there, the greatest coach of They're the all-time most winning organization in basketball history.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Well, the Celtics are now, but they're right behind them. Can you imagine how fired JJ Reddick's pitch must have been to the Lakers for them to say, we need to hire this guy who has no experience, has never coached on any level, but we got to sign him as our head coach. He must have went in there and said some shit that motherfuckers ain't never heard before. That, but also he wasn't their first choice. Who was the first choice? the guy from Yukon.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Oh yeah, yeah, he quit. Yeah, he turned it down. He turned it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because he wanted to. So I think JJ gets to walk in there with actually less, like, and I want to say lower expectations, but it's just like, hey, I wasn't your first choice. That's okay. But how many other choices were? It's the Lancaster, bro.
Starting point is 01:05:14 Of course. I think there were two choices. Nah, I had to be more for the Lakers. Oh, no, there's plenty of coaches out there, but I think there were two offers made. First was to Hurley. Hurley's like, no. And then I think they brought in JJ. You don't think they interviewed nobody else but JJ?
Starting point is 01:05:27 No, no, I'm sure. I'm just saying that you go down the list. So the Yukon dude, he says no. And I think next on the list with JJ. My suspicion is this. LeBron always liked JJ. The organization felt more comfortable with someone who's had coaching experience. I think LeBron was like, I also like that guy with coaching experience.
Starting point is 01:05:46 I think he has good IQ and I'm okay with that. So the organization goes, okay, well, if you like them and we really, really prefer him, we're going to go there first. Once he said no, LeBron's like, well, the only other person I was impressed was JJ. And that interview had to be fire. Yeah. Like, Hock Tour type of firing, bro. It had to be.
Starting point is 01:06:06 I'm telling you, like, we've heard enough JJ Reddick rhetoric to know that he probably sold the Lakers some shit like, whoa. Yeah. But also consider as the Lakers, who's the most, the greatest Laker coach of all time? Al Pacino.
Starting point is 01:06:22 Close. Pat Riley. That's Al Pacino. Right. Pat Riley, some coaching experience, assistant coach, but minimal was mainly a broadcaster.
Starting point is 01:06:32 Similar JJ Reddick. Really? Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. He's on the bend for maybe a year. It's an assistant coach. It's about the- It's the vibe.
Starting point is 01:06:40 It's not about the X's-Hex player. Smooth. They think he's the next Riley. I don't know if he is. I don't know if they think he's the next Riley. But that's the model they're going on. What I think is they, they believe, and they're right to believe this,
Starting point is 01:06:55 that he really knows basketball. And I think what happened with the, who's the last coach? Was a ham or something like that? I think what happened with Darwin was that the team was a little fractured and some of them believed in him, some of them didn't really believe in him. What they know about this dude is he's going to obsess over the minor details.
Starting point is 01:07:13 He's going to dump his entire fucking life into coaching this team. And the players in the team will bear minimum respect his decisions because his decisions are going to come through data analysis. When he comes and tells you, hey, you've got to stop shooting these two pointers where you're losing every single time, it's not like my gut is telling him.
Starting point is 01:07:31 He'll be like, I went through all the shit. You shoot 20% when you're guarded on your left side. Stop shooting from there or learn how to shoot from that. He's a sad guy, but he's also an ex-player. Exactly. It's the sweet spot. Raleigh was an assistant coach for the league. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:44 He started as an assistant coach. He said he won his first year. I'm not mad at it, man. Isn't LeBron a free agent, either after this season or He's a free agent right now. They just offered them through your deal. Do you think that was a way to keep, Braun?
Starting point is 01:07:59 The sign JJ Reddick? I think no matter who they're choosing, they're trying to keep Bronn. Braun ain't leaving, man. You got to think Brian is almost 40 years old. LA is great living. Your kids are in school. Go collect your $40 million a year, whatever it is.
Starting point is 01:08:11 You know he must play with his kid, though. Does he? And the way they're talking now, the way Rich Paul talking now, I'm not so sure. Rich Paul said they're not a package deal. You know, and Bronny said he just want to hear his name I mean, what is, imagine Rich Paul came out and, like, they're a package deal. You think you completely undermine any team that shows interest in Bronic.
Starting point is 01:08:28 He has to say that. That's what he has. Why not say it, though? Because if you say there a package deal, that lets me know that it's probably already a deal in place anyway. I just don't think you have to say that publicly because it undermines Bronny's achievements. He's a son of a successful man, one of the most successful men in history. He's always going to feel in that person's shadow. if you just blatantly go say,
Starting point is 01:08:50 hey, by the way, LeBron's only signed with a team if they draft his kid. Now he never feels like he earned it. Who gives a fuck? Nepotism is cool. Nepotism is cool. JJ Redick head coach of Lakers because of Bronon. Ronnie James getting into the NBA because of Bronny.
Starting point is 01:09:02 Ronnie needs that confidence to play, though. Does he? Yes, you do. Yo, anybody who criticizes nepotism, what would you do for your kids? You goddamn right. Make them homeless? You motherfucking right.
Starting point is 01:09:10 You want them out here, hawk to win? Yeah, they're going to be hawk to win if you're not going to be out there for him. That's right. I don't have no problem with Nepetton. That's the point. The point is you should be in position to put your kids on. Only people who hate nepotism
Starting point is 01:09:21 is motherfuckers who don't got nothing the nepper. You know what I'm saying? You're a parent. You don't have nothing to nepper to give to your fucking kids in the name of nepotism.
Starting point is 01:09:30 How are you crying about it? You know what I have no problem with nepotism. Like that's what's supposed to do. Especially if you know your kid got potential, why wouldn't I want to give my kid an opportunity? And if they don't have potential,
Starting point is 01:09:41 you need to because no one else is going to. Exactly. So, yeah. Shout out nepotism. Shout out to JJ Reddick. I can't wait to see what he does. Yes, are there a lot more qualified coaches? What does that mean?
Starting point is 01:09:52 What does that mean? Qualified? Who else is out there that has won rings and is trying to get a job and can't? I can name one person right now that I think should be a head coach right now who's not, whose one rings is an assistant? Who? Sam Cassell. Sam Cassell should absolutely be a motherfucking head coach in the NBA right now.
Starting point is 01:10:09 But he's just done it as assistant, so we don't know. But he's one rings as an assistant head coach. I'm just saying he's been an assistant head coach for so long. long, he's been on championship caliber teams, he's a person who should get a shot at a head coaching gig. Now, maybe the Lakers isn't the best gig for him. I don't know. But he's one of the, he was a fantastic player, has had a great run as an assistant head coach.
Starting point is 01:10:31 He should be a head coach. I think so, you know? And by the way, players make great coaches. Jason Kidd is a great fucking coach. Yeah. You know? Some do, yeah. Now.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Now, is this going to be interesting to see? I mean, listen, I think, I honestly think that, uh, that whole N-word shit. With JJ Reddick? I only like saying this shit. We, but go on. I think he strategically planned that. Talk to her. To let them motherfuckers in the locker room know.
Starting point is 01:10:58 I can get spicy to let those N words in the locker room know. Don't think that I can't come in here and motherfucking snap the whip. He needed to walk in there like Trinidad James. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. White dude come in there snap the whip. I got to let you know. I got an edge.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Y'all think I'm pussy because I was an old man in the three? No, no, you need to do it, bro. You think I'm just the guy that's analytically here with fucking JJ Reddick? You think Stephen A. Smith is the only black person
Starting point is 01:11:27 I can put in check with some words? No, he got to do it. All right, watch this. You got to drop it immediately. Watch this. I got the capabilities. Yep. Okay.
Starting point is 01:11:38 Let's pay some bills, Taylor. Let's pay some bills, Tebow. You don't mean to knock you the fuck off. You can. I don't want that. That's the last thing I want is for you to swing on me. Okay. All right. Taylor gang.
Starting point is 01:11:56 Taylor, motherfucking gang. Taylor gang. PG Lang. Uh. All right. Let's pay some bills. Salute the built. All right?
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Starting point is 01:13:45 added a bunch more cities and these are the last ones. So if you want to come check out the Life Tour, it's a, you know, this is a very specific hour. It's fantastic. Thank you so much. And so,
Starting point is 01:13:56 yeah, so coming to San Antonio, Las Vegas, Hawaii, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Salt Lake City, Denver,
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Starting point is 01:14:28 So yeah, those are the last chances for y'all to see it before we go film that special. And then it is fucking done. Thank you very much. I'm coming to the filming of the special. Yes, sir. I'm coming to see it again, too. My wife wants to see it.
Starting point is 01:14:40 I'm going to come see it in Atlantic City because I'm one of those people who loves Atlantic City. Yo, you know. Come through it. I'll be fun and then we'll do what's it called? Yeah, we had a second show
Starting point is 01:14:50 in AC but I think we do I don't know maybe we get like a nice little dinner going out. Oh, I love that. What's it called? Best tofu spot. I'm fucking Kelsey.
Starting point is 01:14:58 It's in AC? Yeah, I like Kelsey. In one of the casinos? No, no. Kelsey's is, it's its own spot. It's two of them, yes. It's one that you can go in
Starting point is 01:15:05 and listen to music and eat. Then it's another one that you can just get something to go. Salute to Kelsey's. I fuck at Kelsey's. My new book, Get honest or die lying.
Starting point is 01:15:13 Why Spartalk sucks. Available everywhere. You buy books right now. Thank you to everybody that's been grabbing it. Let's go. I'm going to get back on the road after I come back from vacation. Come hit some of the cities that I haven't been to yet, man. I love, love, love, love the reaction to the book.
Starting point is 01:15:31 People really appreciate the fact that I did shorter chapters. Like, I'm literally, people are buying this book and texting me that they got it. And then hitting me the next day like, yo, I finished it. Because I like to create things the way that I consume things. Okay, which is. So I like reading books, right? But I like when it seems like I'm getting through chapters fast.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Yes, yes. Right? Because it just keeps me feeling like I agree. I'm doing something, right? So it's just like when I can get through chapters fast. And I just think that, you know, we live in a world nowadays, but we're competing with everything else, right? There's so many other things. So many other things taking our attention, right?
Starting point is 01:16:13 So it's like, you know, give people something quick and digestible, and they appreciate it more because they feel like they accomplished something. You're 100% right. You know what I mean? Like, I like that book. You should read it. It's a quick read. There was an author named Dan Brown, who was very famous for writing the books called the one was Angels and Demons.
Starting point is 01:16:32 The other one was the Da Vinci Code. They ended up becoming movies that Tom Hanks was in. And he wrote a bunch of books. But I'm not saying he started this, but his style, he would write this historical fiction, but the chapters could sometimes be three pages. And there was four different storylines happening at the same time, and you're bouncing between them, but you're plowing through these chapters. I read the Divinjillo.
Starting point is 01:16:53 Okay, you remember. And you just can't put it down. Now, obviously, there's great storytelling and that kind of stuff here. But one, it feels like a movie where you're like, oh, I just need to know what happens. I just need to know what happens. If the chapter's 30 pages, you get 15 in, you're like, I'm not going to be able to finish this in the sitting. I'll come back.
Starting point is 01:17:10 That's right. Yeah, I agree with you 1,000% So thank you. Go get the book. It's available everywhere you buy books now. You know what I'm watching on TV right now? That is a good fucking show. That shit with Jake Jill and ho.
Starting point is 01:17:21 You know, I started it. And then keep going. I know exactly that. That shit is good. What's the name of that shit? Pull that shit up, Taylor? Presumed innocent. That shit is good as a motherfucker.
Starting point is 01:17:32 It's a remake? Yeah. Really? Got to be off of the novel on the movie. About the DA? Dr. Roe? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:40 The DA who was having a movie? mistress. Must be. And the mistress got killed. That shit is good as a motherfucker. I started to get into it. I don't know, but go on. It's just good. I like it. I mean, I enjoy it. I haven't been watching TV. There's been nothing
Starting point is 01:17:54 on that I really, really wanted to watch. I haven't gotten into the case yet, and I think that's probably where they really get you. The shit that is, the shit that gets me, man, is the way how can I say this without triggering myself or anybody that's
Starting point is 01:18:10 If he listening to this. The way he be having to explain to his wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's all the law. That he was cheating. God damn, Jake, you must have been doing a lot of cheating in your life. That shit be hitting home, bro. And the way the woman react,
Starting point is 01:18:26 I can't remember his wife's name on the show, but they are doing some good-ass acting. Yeah, yeah. Because it's not even like she's getting mad. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She just looked like she's going to get even one day. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:18:41 Like it's just some cold, cruel shit. Can't do it. Oh my God, man. Yo, she sat down at the table one time. When she first made them tell, when she first made him tell the kids, she sat down at the table. Like, your dad has something you want to tell you. And he's looking at her like, we didn't talk about this.
Starting point is 01:19:02 We didn't. Well, I didn't say I was going to tell him now. So he has to tell him. They both get mad and walk away. And she looks at him and goes, I'm not doing this alone this time Meaning that he must have got caught cheating before Or he did he got caught cheating with the same woman before
Starting point is 01:19:19 But she just kept it to herself Now we all gonna now Now the mistress is dead So motherfucking We gonna do this shit that we gonna do this shit together Did you finish it? Not yet I don't think it's no it's it's uh episodes It comes out weekly
Starting point is 01:19:34 Oh it's not all out of you know The wife killed it right I don't know Has to me I really don't know I've seen... I mean, that'd be kind of fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:43 The wife kills her and frames the husband. You got three episodes, four episodes? I framed the husband. I thought she killed them because you want to keep the family together. That's that payback, that get even. That shit is good. What else... Huh?
Starting point is 01:19:54 I thought you said something, Chris. What else we got to tell? I did want to say one thing, girl. Okay. We should note that we're recording this before the debate. Oh, yes. Salute to the debates, man. A lot of cable news networks want me to be on the air Friday,
Starting point is 01:20:07 but I'm not going to be there because I'm going on vacation. Good for you. I'm going to sit back tomorrow though I promise you man I'm going to watch that shit like it's the pop out show okay
Starting point is 01:20:17 I watched that pop out show from beginning to end I turned it on before it came on I saw every I watched it from beginning to end from DJ head
Starting point is 01:20:26 the mustard the Kendrick I watched it all that's what I'm doing with the debate tomorrow night or tonight whenever the fuck we put the podcast out
Starting point is 01:20:33 because it is going to be must C TB and if I was Donald Trump, if I was Joe Biden, I would be on PEDs. Both of you. If there's something that both of them can take to give them an advantage.
Starting point is 01:20:51 If there's something that Joe Biden can take that makes his cognitive decline look less. If there's something Joe Biden can take that makes his energy look up, if there's something that can make Donald Trump remember all his words and not go off on these rants, do it. Why wouldn't you? PEDs aren't illegal in a presidential fucking debate.
Starting point is 01:21:07 This ain't baseball. This ain't the NFL? Why wouldn't you? Donald Trump's 78. Joe Biden's 107. Why wouldn't you? I mean, yeah, run it up. Run it to fuck up.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Run it up. Run it up. I'm not mad at it. Get on the drugs, man. All right. So what do you think happens? What are the predictions? Predictions.
Starting point is 01:21:28 I think that the media on Friday is going to do what it always does, which is focus. Two things are going to happen. They're going to focus on whatever Donald Trump says, that's crazy. as opposed to focusing on anything that Joe Biden said that is actually meaningful, meaning like his actual record, what he's done in the last four years, they're not going to focus on that and highlight that.
Starting point is 01:21:53 Instead, they're going to focus on if Joe Biden just made it through. If Joe Biden just does the bare minimum, makes it through without looking, you know, slow, without any gas, without looking like he's in cognitive to decline, they're going to focus on how good he looks as opposed to the shit he actually talked about and said
Starting point is 01:22:13 that would be meaningful and beneficial to the American people. Because I don't think that tomorrow we're going to get a lot of substance and policy talk. We're definitely not going to get that from Trump. We're probably going to get that from Biden, but nobody's going to focus on that. They're going to be focusing on him just barely making it through if he gets through. And with Trump, they're going to be focusing on any wild shit he said. They did it last time with the shit with the proud boys. You know, like they're going to focus on that.
Starting point is 01:22:41 And that's the mistake that the media continues to make. They continue to focus, especially the left media. They continue to just focus on villainizing Trump as opposed to talking about what you've achieved, what you've accomplished. Yes. And then you wonder why people say, what is Joe Biden done? What is the vice president doing? You don't fucking tell us. Tell us, motherfuckers.
Starting point is 01:22:57 But I know every bad thing that Trump has did. And guess what? Motherfuckers don't care. He's the bad guy. We know this. Is Trump going to come out shooting? Is he going to talk about Hunter? Is he going to do the whole thing?
Starting point is 01:23:07 He got to. Oh, he's going for it, right? Please, Trump, watch lean on me. I need somebody in Trump's campaign to let Trump watch lean on me. Taylor, go pull up, Google, Joe Clark, your smoke crack. Google Joe Clark, you smoke crack,
Starting point is 01:23:29 and play that for me right now. I need the Trump administration to watch this and incorporate this in Donald Trump's repertoire when Donald Trump starts talking about Hunter Biden. By the way, you know you can't even do the writtens for Trump. So you just give them the source material. And then let him play him freestyle.
Starting point is 01:23:50 Joe Clark on the roof. Lean on me. Okay? 1989. Okay? Turn it up, Taylor, gang. Go on, dump. No, I don't want to jump.
Starting point is 01:24:04 Yes, you do. You smoke crack, don't you? He smokes crack, don't you? He smokes crack, don't you? He smokes. Smoke crack, Donny. Look at me, boy! Don't you smoke crack?
Starting point is 01:24:13 Don't he smoke crack? Yeah, sir. Do you know what that does to you? Huh? Oh, sir. It kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells. Now when you're destroying your brain cells, you're doing the same thing as killing yourself.
Starting point is 01:24:25 You're just trying to score. I'm Donald Trump. Now, I say, if you want to kill yourself, don't fuck on it? If I'm Donald Trump, I'm pressing him about it, son. He smokes crack, don't he, Joe? He smokes crack. Then I say, that's why Joe acts the way he does. Secondhand crack smoke.
Starting point is 01:24:38 That's fucking. Whoa. Whoa. Internet. Can you imagine the headline? Internet ablaze. Donald Trump accuses Joe Biden of having cognitive decline because of Hunter Biden's second-hand crack smoke. Game change.
Starting point is 01:24:53 You win the Internet. You get Biden some heat because if he comes with that line, it's a rat. Yeah, what is a joke for Biden? What does Biden say about Trump? Here's the thing. Here's what President Biden and him are fucking up with the Trump thing, right? Not even just President Biden. This liberals are so fucking stupid, y'all.
Starting point is 01:25:13 What they do? The whole convicted felon thing, right? Like, there's this meme that's been going around, right? This is the meme. My little brother's texting me. You talk about why. What's up? Nothing, motherfuckers.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Y'all ain't got no passports. What the fuck? You talk about it. You could invite them now knowing that they can't get a passport expedited? No, but tell them to get one. When your loyalty to a felon is greater than your love for your country, you are the problem. I repeat, when your loyalty to a felon is greater than your love for your country,
Starting point is 01:25:47 you are the problem. If you are reposting that meme, you are so out of touch. Do you know how many felons that you probably love more than you love a fucking America? First of all, you should always, I would think you would love any person more than you love a country. Like you love your, I love my mom more than I would. And it's not that I don't love the country. It's somebody that I love.
Starting point is 01:26:13 But do you know how many people that is probably in your family that are felons? Yeah, they're trying to use the, they're trying to really make them radioactive with the felon line. That's stupid. And it's like that's not going to stick. No one cares. It's too many, I'm a fucking convicted felon. Exactly. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:26:30 My record has been expungent. I'm getting the pardon. But my point is there's too many convicted felons. That ain't going to do it. Are you really? Who's giving you the pardon? What you mean? The state of South Carolina.
Starting point is 01:26:39 Really? Well, I hope so. I don't want to speak too soon. Who'd you have to haunt to get that? Because that shit ain't free. Nah, bro. You got to do something. Man.
Starting point is 01:26:51 Huh. Hawk tools, man. It's worth it, though, ain't it? I guess. I don't know. It's never really a great time to suck dick if you don't want to. I'm just playing it with y'all. Like, goddamn, guys.
Starting point is 01:27:06 What the fuck, man? I thought this was the brilliant idiot. his fucking podcast. Y'all getting like everybody else taking things so fucking literal. Me, I'm laughing. Everybody else around the room is like, God damn.
Starting point is 01:27:19 All I'm saying is that they're doing the convicted felon thing. It's ain't going to stick. The only way that's going to work for Biden on Thursday night is if he breaks down why he's been charged. And by way, the hush money shit, I don't even know if that's worth bringing up. The hush money shit is overshadowed the actual.
Starting point is 01:27:39 big shit. The fact that he did the insurrection. That's what motherfuckers should be focusing on. That's what you should be talking about. Yeah. So it's just like, I don't I really don't know what Biden could say to Trump tomorrow. Yeah. I don't know. What could he say?
Starting point is 01:27:55 And Trump has no shame. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I can see Trump being like, yeah, I went to jail. Like, I know a lot of people like I guess he's even trying to compare himself to all jokes. All Trump got to say I'm going to be sharing a cell with Hunter. me and Hunter
Starting point is 01:28:11 gonna be in the same stuff y'all don't this is the same guy that when the grab him body pussy tape came out ran it up he went and got the four women who've accused Bill Clinton of sexual
Starting point is 01:28:20 that's what I'm saying is he gonna get any of the people and put him in the front row is he gonna get any of the people like what you mean is he gonna get any of the people that have either accused Hunter
Starting point is 01:28:28 is he gonna get Hunter's past X's what if you bring Hunter crack deal that's like it's not to be an audience but isn't that good though like no audience
Starting point is 01:28:36 you're right you're right there's no audience I don't fucking I really don't know what Biden could say to Trump tomorrow. And that's the bad part because there's nothing about, you know why it's hard for me to say. You know, like, if you was writing raps for somebody, I'd say you was writing jokes for somebody. Right. You know what a person can deliver and what a person can do.
Starting point is 01:28:53 But with Trump, you just got to give them the information. I don't, I don't, Biden gives me no inspiration to want to write for him. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Unless he's making fun of himself. That's kind of funny. To be like self-deprecating. You can't, though.
Starting point is 01:29:05 I don't know. I kind of like that. Because you're already, like, everything, you're already old. Yeah. Like, what are you going to say? Like, you don't want to make yourself look any older. Yeah. I don't, I don't, I really don't know.
Starting point is 01:29:15 I really don't know what he could come with. What could he come with, Chris? I don't think much. I mean, I think the only hope, and I think there's a chance this will happen is I think Trump is out of practice, meaning like he's been doing rallies. But he had, you know, Biden's had to be on message for the last four years. Trump, based on at least the clips I watch. is all the way out there.
Starting point is 01:29:41 So I think you kind of have to rope a dope him. You got to let him get his shots off. Don't address him. Don't confront him. Let him punch himself out. That's not a bad shot. Let him go so crazy because he's not, you can tell he's not disciplined right now.
Starting point is 01:29:56 If you match his energy, then you look as crazy as he does. All Biden has to do is prove that he's not what the videos on Twitter make him seem like he is. Just be cool and be like that. This is what you want? Yeah. I like that right.
Starting point is 01:30:08 He did that in one debate. Do you remember that? There was one debate that they had where Biden just seemed composed, and then Trump was like off kilter. He was like, are you going to shut up or something like that? I think when Trump went after, is it Beau Biden's dead son?
Starting point is 01:30:23 Yeah. When he did that in Biden's face and Biden didn't react, like that made me like Biden more than anything he's done positive. I was like, that, think about someone talking shit in your face. About your dead son. Yeah. Smack them across the face.
Starting point is 01:30:38 Yeah. I like that strategy. If I'm President Biden, I stay composed. I stay on my message. I talk about the things I'm delivering to the American people. And I let him go crazy. Prove you're not an old dead guy, which is what people think you want. That's right.
Starting point is 01:30:51 And you know what? It's easy for him to be impressive because everybody thinks he's dead because all they see is the videos of him getting lost on stage. So if he goes out there and he's like funny and charming, people are going to know, oh, they just take little snippets and make him look foolish. Well, he can't be funny and charming. That's just not in his, that's not in his DNA. If he looks manageable.
Starting point is 01:31:13 Okay, so let's flip it. If he looks terrible, if he looks terrible, our Trumps look terrible. Do Republicans pull Trump? No. And do Democrats pull Biden? The people will support Trump no matter what. Biden, if he looks terrible, I think they yank him. You got to yank him, right?
Starting point is 01:31:28 They either yank him or they just submit for the election. They go, we're not winning this one. Let's just run it out. You got to yank him. Who you put in if you yank them? For Biden? Yeah. I mean, you got to go at the white boy from California.
Starting point is 01:31:39 Nah. What's his name? Gavin Newsom? Yeah, you got to go to Gavin Newsom. Who is a white boy from PA? Big Shapiro! Let's go. Josh Shapiro, Governor Pennsylvania.
Starting point is 01:31:52 Plug him right in. He's the one. He just dresses in normal. No, that's the other one. That's Federman. Federman. Yeah, throw him in with the hoodie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:00 That's a wild man. Shapiro Federman ticket? Yeah. Federman dressed like Bill Belich. Pennsylvania? ticket? Pennsylvania ticket don't kill them, Chris? The A ticket might work. Shapiro Fetterman?
Starting point is 01:32:13 Here's the thing. If Pennsylvania is going to be a key swing state, in theory you get Pennsylvania either definitely with Shapiro, I don't know about Federman. He's a bit of a wild card. In theory, you're winning. Fetterman offsets to Jewish. What is that? Because every time I bring up Shapiro, people will be like, oh, he's Jewish.
Starting point is 01:32:30 I'm like, what does that mean? No, Fetterman's going even harder for Israel. No, but I'm saying if Fetterman makes it easier for people who might not want to vote for Governor Shapiro because he's Jewish. I know, but Federman's going so hard for Israel that he might as well. He's so pro-Israel that those people might also not want. He might as well be Jewish. No, no, no, no, listen to what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:32:49 I get what you all are saying. Yeah. I'm saying, I'm talking about good old-fashioned racism. You're talking about an anti-Semite. Yes. All right, I'm not talking about the Israel gahad thing. I'm talking about I just don't like this. Oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:33:01 You know what I mean? Just the identity of it. The identity of it, yes. But I'm thinking that person will see. Fetterman's on the roof of his house waving his rarely flag. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think an anti-Semi looks at him and goes, hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:14 Plus Fetterman sounds Jewish. Okay. Here's a thing. Here's-Capiro, Whitmer ticket. That's it. That's it. That's it. Let's go. Governor Josh Shapiro, Gretchen Whitmer ticket. No African-Americans, you can live with that?
Starting point is 01:33:23 I don't think, okay, well, let's say this, right? If you put Shapiro on the ticket and you keep Vice President Harris, I don't think people are that upset about the VP anymore. Oh, you've got to get rid of Kamala. I think the only reason. Kamala scares people so much is because Joe Biden, they think he could die at any minute. It's, yeah, and she's just
Starting point is 01:33:42 I think if Joe Biden's 20 years, 30 years younger, nobody's complaining about Yeah, no one cares. It's actually beneficial. But the fact that, you know, Biden could go any second and they were left with Kamala Harris. That's right. That's what scares people. Oh, my God. That's what scares people.
Starting point is 01:33:55 Imagine? So if you have a Shapiro Harris ticket, but, you know, but I, Shapiro Whitmer, I need to know who this Shapiro person is. I don't even know about the Whitmer too. Fantastic guy.
Starting point is 01:34:07 Really? What's his stick? He got. He's a Jewish guy from Pennsylvania. He's middle of the road. He's smack dab in the middle in terms of democratic politics. I love what he's done on prison reform. I love what he's done on the probation reform.
Starting point is 01:34:21 I love what he's done with his, the second chance. I can't remember the name of it, but it's like the second chance acting something. Like, he's done a lot of fantastic things in Pennsylvania. He's somebody that I pay attention to in a real way. vibes. I like government. He used to be the AG. I like Governor Josh Shapiro. You know? But here's the question. And I don't know the answer. Can you physically replace somebody at this point on the ballot? Or is it far gone? They're unfit to serve. Once someone's unfit to serve, Yomadi Gots. I don't know what's right and what's wrong anymore. I don't know what-
Starting point is 01:34:57 It would have to happen at the convention, right? I think so. Yeah. Governor Josh Shapiro, Westmore ticket. Who's Westmore? Oh, I like what. Governor Maryland, baby. Just pardoned. How do you know all these people? Huh? How do you know all these people? Because I watched CNN. I don't fucking know.
Starting point is 01:35:13 I've been to West, though. That's my guy. I've been to West. I met West when West was running the Robin Hood Foundation in New York. And what's so interesting, me and West have a mutual friend. And I remember 10 years ago, maybe, yeah, maybe about a decade ago, the mutual friend was like, you two need to know each other. Y'all too need to know each other.
Starting point is 01:35:35 And I remember the guy going, this guy, Westmore, could be the next Barack Obama. He's going to be the next. And he said, and, you know, Charlaman, you are going to be one of the next huge voices in media. Y'all need to know each other. Told me this 10 years ago. So he's nice, this guy. And he connected us 10 years ago. Yeah, he just did a pardon.
Starting point is 01:35:51 He just did a pardon in Maryland where he pardoned $175,000. I think it was misdemeanor marijuana offenses. Oh, wow. I'm going to tell you something else Trump could do tomorrow. What's that? Just promised reparations. Whoa. I think he's going to do something like that.
Starting point is 01:36:06 I've been called that. I just don't know when he's going to hit him with that card. Whoa. He's going to do something like that. He's going to say something like, white people deserve reparations. And I'm going to be the one of the people. I'm going to be somebody that gets it.
Starting point is 01:36:16 He's going to say something along those lines. I feel it coming, man. He got my mom. Alex, shut the fuck. We're not editing that either. No, keep that in. You're about to see a 40% decrease in WTF. Your studio is in New York and L.A.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Right about you, you're going to see a 70% decrease. You don't think if he gets reparations. So that's all it takes. He gets all. He's never going to give a sense. Exactly. If you believe that, you're crazy. I'm just saying it.
Starting point is 01:36:46 Say whatever. If you believe that, you're crazy. I don't think you crazy. Yeah. People are going off from the pandemic of him giving us money. Someone lied to us and say it because it's better than no one's saying. I mean, listen, if you're going to sell the dream, sell it. Sell the dream.
Starting point is 01:37:00 I'm a big on selling, like, sell a big dream. So that little big dream. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor. And let's get the fuck out of her. I think, I'm hoping that Kendrick wins a Grammy off, not like us, because he is eligible for it. Slued to Arianna Grande, man.
Starting point is 01:37:19 She said her dream dinner date would be Jeffrey Dahmer, fire. These child stars, man. It's, you know. I laughed, though. I gave her donkey today, but it's still funny. Because that's the type of shit I was Who's your dream of dinner date? Huh, Jeffrey Dama?
Starting point is 01:37:34 Just to see those saying? Like, that's hilarious. You know what they say, though. If you go out to dinner with Jeffrey Dama, you either at the table or on the menu, baby. Hey. One of the two. Hey.
Starting point is 01:37:47 What we got, Taylor, gang. Let's get some asking, idiotos. Oh, you should have put the honorary degree shit up there, Taylor. That would have been a good conversation. Who got an honorary degree? Pretty V. And we had a discussion this morning on the, I got an honorary degree from South Carolina.
Starting point is 01:38:02 State University. And, you know, a lot of people feel like, you know, having an honorary degree is not the same as having a real degree, duh. And he feels it's an insult to people who have a real degree, which I totally disagree with. Okay. Because the honorary degree is simply recognition. That's all it is.
Starting point is 01:38:22 It's like if you're a person who's, you know, had a great career in a field, right? And you've accomplished a lot. And you might be a great philanthropist or public. serving, are you somebody that those students aspire to be like? Yeah. They give you an honorary degree as recognition. But why? It should be costing them after.
Starting point is 01:38:41 I don't see why. Why does the university take credit in some way for your accomplishments? Well, it depends, right? Like, I'm from South Carolina. Yeah. So my mother went to South Carolina State University. Right. So I do a lot of philanthropy all over, but especially I do a lot of philanthropy in South
Starting point is 01:38:57 Carolina. I gave $250 to South Carolina State University to open up, uh, A scholarship one. $250,000. What that's it? $250. Yeah, let's leave it at that. $250,000.
Starting point is 01:39:11 He paid for some books. He gave him a couple books. But no, it was a quarter million dollars, right? And so because of all I've achieved in the world of communications, right, they gave me an honorary degree. I gave the commencement speech. And it's literally just recognition. And it's not even a real degree.
Starting point is 01:39:29 It's not like a degree that you can go use to get a job. I know. I'm just saying, like, why do they think that that's special for you? Well, I mean, it is for me because that's my mom's alma mater. Ah, yes. Yeah, it's my mom's alma mater. Like I saw Roland Martin today say he got like seven or eight honorary degree. It's just special to get recognition. It's just that it's like they're recognizing you for the work that you put in.
Starting point is 01:39:53 Like it's like getting the key to the city almost. The key to the city don't unlock shit, but don't nobody say, what the fuck you're getting that key for? It's just an honorary degree. doctorate. Does it say what's the degree in? Yes, I think mine is in the field of media. You get to pick it? No. I think they pick it for you. Mine, I think,
Starting point is 01:40:12 I'm pretty sure mine is, I got to look at the plaque. I don't remember. I'm pretty sure mine is in the field of communication. And people say things like you didn't put no work in to get it. Yes, I did. I put in 26 years on the motherfucker radio. It don't matter. But no, that's what... Steve Jobs never graduated from college. Neither did Mark Zuckerberg. Neither did Mark Zuckerberg. Neither did
Starting point is 01:40:31 the motherfucking Bill Gates. You're telling me that these people shouldn't get honorary degrees everywhere across the world. You think all of these people who are in school with tech or whatever it is, they're not these people
Starting point is 01:40:40 aren't their inspirations? No, I would just say it does more for the university than it does for the individual. Sure! Like, they're using you and getting clouded off the years. Sure.
Starting point is 01:40:49 Yeah. But that's why I don't understand why people with real degrees are upset. Because they work for it, Shard. It doesn't impact you. Like Shalemy didn't work for what he did.
Starting point is 01:40:57 Exactly. But I'm saying it's just, yeah. But they're working literally towards to get that degree. You didn't know, that's why I said you didn't know that you're going to get a doctorate degree. And there's a lot of people who got degrees from colleges who didn't know for the next 20 years, they wasn't going to make no money. You know what I'm saying? But y'all thought when y'all got these degrees, you was going to get out and life was going to be great.
Starting point is 01:41:17 Yeah. So what's the difference? And that degree that they worked for, they actually use it for something. Like you can't use that degree for anything. Nothing. So that's what makes it the problem probably more. Wow. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:41:28 Yeah. If I was working hard for a doctorate degree. putting in six years or whatever into it. And then someone, and that's just no shade to you. I'm just saying like someone that, you know, you built your career without going to college. And but you have a powerful voice and going on my platforms. I'm going to put a type of way because you didn't put in the work. I did put in work.
Starting point is 01:41:49 It's just an honor. But again, it goes back to you saying back to me saying that you didn't know you're going going to get one, right? Like you weren't planning to get one. No. These people are working their asses off to get that doctor degree to, And they use it. And saluted them.
Starting point is 01:42:03 My point is, why do y'all care? How is, how is this, how is me getting an honorary degree or anybody getting an honorary degree hurting you in any way? Because I guess it's one of those things where, again, this is, I'm just thinking if I was in the shoes, like, I'm still paying loans and everything else off of getting this degree. And you're already rich and able to just speak at. That's all the more reason. I should get an honorary degree.
Starting point is 01:42:27 I think it's because I'm a person that can come talk to these kids. But it should be labeled something different. I don't think so. It's like, you know, Chris, you heard about when, when these royal families sometime will night you and make you like an honorary knight. I mean, that's pretty standard in the UK. Yes. Every rock star in the UK. Jay-Z literally got honorary knighted.
Starting point is 01:42:46 He's Sir Carter from Brooklyn. Right. He got knighted. So why? Whom? Who? Who knighted him? Elizabeth.
Starting point is 01:42:54 Who the fuck knighted him? I forgot who knighted him. Somebody knighted him. Somebody knighted in Jay-D. He's Sir Carter from Brooklyn. That's two different things. No, it's not. Yes, it is. They're not going to school to get knighted.
Starting point is 01:43:04 Yo, you're, you're, you think it, it might be, I'm sure it might be people that are in the royal family. Like, how dare that person get knighted? They don't give a fuck because they know it, it's just an honorary, cool shit to me. But you saying you don't give a fuck is people that's working hard to get that and they give a fuck. You can't. How does it hurt you? How does it hurt you other than you being jealous and envious because I'm rich? But that's pretty much what it is.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Oh, but now we talk. You're hating. But I'm just telling you, I'm just telling you. I'm just telling you. Circle into Wagon. But I'm just saying, that's how they feel about it. Yeah, but keep in mind,
Starting point is 01:43:37 Charlaman had to work way harder to get his honorary degree than any of those students had to work to get their real degree. Why do you say that? I mean, the amount of hours' time that he had to put in to achieve what he had to do.
Starting point is 01:43:49 I've been to radio for 20 plus years by the time I got money. Yeah, like, think about, like, those kids, most of those kids that graduated from communications will do nothing in communications. But he was at the top. It took him being
Starting point is 01:44:00 the top of his field to get an honorary degree from South Carolina State University. It just takes those kids graduating after four years to get a degree. It's not four years. What? You talk about a bachelor's degree or a doctor's degree? No, the point is this.
Starting point is 01:44:18 If you gave an honor, let's say I'm a 19-year-old kid, I go off to college, I spend four years, I spend close to 400 grand, and I get a degree in, you know, architecture, or English, let's say, English degree. And then they went to another kid who didn't go to college, who did whatever for four years, didn't pay any money, gave him an honorary degree in English,
Starting point is 01:44:39 and then he could conceivably go out and compete with me for a job. But you can't. But that's the whole point. They're only giving it to people who've already achieved. Amazing success. I don't get it. I don't get it. No issue.
Starting point is 01:44:51 Yeah, I don't get it from Charlotte's perspective, but you're just giving back to the school. That's right. Yeah, so that's how I have to look at it. I have to look at it through the lens of like the famous person is going, Hey, I'm going to do you a favor, school. It's a recognition. I can't write it on an application.
Starting point is 01:45:04 Yeah. I can't say, hey, I went to school. I got a doctorate. Ask an idiot right now. I have to get off like, ask an idiot. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:45:15 Ooh. J4.Y.R.7 says, best struggle food. Oh, this is fun. What was your best struggle meal? Oh, I got some good ones on this one. First birthday. struggle food probably when there's no bread left and it's just those two ends that don't nobody motherfucking use and you starving.
Starting point is 01:45:42 Yeah, you got to do something like scramble an egg and put that egg on that motherfucker with some ketchup. I mean, that's a nice little breakfast sandwich, my dude. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not really because when you take a bite into that leather. Yeah, yeah. And the two ends of the bread is leather. You don't even want this shit no one.
Starting point is 01:45:58 You just end up eating the eggs by itself. Yeah, yeah. That gets rough. Okay. Best struggle food. Why didn't you even in there? I had a... Okay.
Starting point is 01:46:08 This isn't even... This is like a dish, but it was what we would do when we were living on like five euros a day when I was living in Spain. We would make tortilla Española. What is that?
Starting point is 01:46:18 It's essentially like a pie, like a quiche without a crust. It's just scrambled eggs and the potatoes. But we just go to the store and buy a bunch of eggs and buy a bunch of potatoes. We cook up them potatoes. Then you scramble the eggs.
Starting point is 01:46:30 You put it. You mix it all in. You make like a, I don't know, like a pie out of it, flip it over, tortilla spaniola. But that would tie us over. It was three of us living in this house together, and we would get through like a few days just on that. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:46:42 And it was just like a few bucks. One of my favorite additions. It slaps. It's amazing, but it was struggle food like. Big potatoes? Remember the first burning man? What were we in tortillas? Yeah, just tortillas and the craft singles.
Starting point is 01:46:57 That's it. In the microwave 15 seconds. That's not a real struggle. that on purpose. Yeah, we did choose that. I'm talking about some shit, where you had to eat this shit. You ain't got no point. You got no choice. Ooh, this is a good one. Mejahar Cobb.
Starting point is 01:47:12 Would you rather lose morals for money are money for morals? Interesting question. I need more nuance. You just need to know how much money. No, I need to know what you consider immoral. Because technically there's a lot of that we do according to scripture that is considered immoral now.
Starting point is 01:47:34 That's a good point. But we don't look at them as immoral. That's great point. I think it means compromise your more. Yeah, or like just what you think is right or wrong. But for $10 billion, that shit gets real compromisable. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know, like, I don't know what's considered right or wrong. For you, like, like what you would or wouldn't do?
Starting point is 01:47:51 But then what if somebody's giving you $10 billion? I got a, I need a list, bro. I need like, you gotta write down like, what's immoral? moral, what's not, I got to see what you consider morals and all that, like, like, because people get, they get tricky with morals, you know what I'm saying? Like, my morals are different than other people. There's certain shit I'm not doing now. Right. You know. You should be. Maybe. Like, there's certain shit I see other people doing. And I'm like, damn. What's wrong with me? Like, it don't seem like what they're doing is so fucked up, right? Yeah. Yeah. But it's for whatever reason,
Starting point is 01:48:22 it's not for me. Yeah. You know, so I would have to see what, you know, they consider morals. Would you rather lose morals for money or money for morals? I mean, Like to me, shitting on my friends, shitting on people I love, backstabbing folks is immoral. Yeah. But for most people, that's business. Yeah, they do it.
Starting point is 01:48:41 You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it's just certain things I'm not going to do. Like, I'm just, like, for example, and it's just light shit, but like, let's say I'm in, I'm developing something, right? Like, what's the TV show, movie, whatever, whatever. And people might come to me and be like,
Starting point is 01:48:59 you think Andrew would want to be involved with this or you think Duval or somebody will be involved with this. As soon as I hear that, I'm like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:49:09 but they got to get what I'm getting. So it'd be EP credits, it'd be creative. You know what I'm saying? Like that's just how I, that's just how I move. Now, notice I said specific people. Right?
Starting point is 01:49:21 You don't see? Because that's what I would want y'all to be empowered in that way. You know, I know I wouldn't do that for everybody. You know what I'm saying? But for people that I've been building with forever, you know, and just building things forever, I would want them to have that. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:39 So I don't know. Some people might say if I did that for y'all but didn't do that for somebody else, then you're immoral. So I don't know, you know. Yeah, I wouldn't consider that immoral. I think that you can treat your friends different than you treat the strangers. But I hear what you're saying. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:52 We have to figure out where that compass is. All right, one more. Let's get one more. Uh Oh Which one you see you like Uh Ooh
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Starting point is 01:50:15 With me in the airport saying that shit Abdon.c.a What's the best way to keep showing your team the vision While on the come up You're showing proved by actions indeed There we go
Starting point is 01:50:25 Because the reality situation is if you have had a dream with your team and you've been telling your team what the dream is from the beginning if you're actually on the come up and all of these things you told them was going to happen are starting to happen you ain't got to keep showing them the vision
Starting point is 01:50:44 if they don't see it now something's wrong in fact that's when you realize when you should be cutting the fuck off because we're doing everything I said we were going to do there it is so if you don't see it now You don't trust me now, then what's the point? Bye.
Starting point is 01:50:59 Yeah. Simple is that. Yeah, you're not on board. The best way to keep showing your team division while on the come up is just keep showing and proven by actions and deeds, not words and lip service. All right. We're taking a break next week, y'all. We're all on vacation.
Starting point is 01:51:11 It's the 4th of July, but we'll be back after that. So, as always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the Burying Idiot's podcast. Thank you for listening.
Starting point is 01:51:25 Peace.

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