The Brilliant Idiots - Daddy Butter

Episode Date: September 20, 2024

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne and Andrew discuss a range of topics including Andrew’s recent experiences in Vegas, the ongoing legal troubles of Sean 'Diddy' Combs, and the implications of power and addiction. They explore the nature of accountability in the face of serious allegations, They delve into various political themes, including Trump's controversial strategies, the need for substance in political promises, and the implications of political violence. They also discuss the influence of corporations in politics, the distinction between noise and actual change, and the stardom of figures like Shaquille O'Neal. Chapters 00:00 Introduction and Podcast Dynamics 02:50 Vegas Adventures and Immersive Experiences 06:12 Diddy Indictments and Legal Troubles 11:48 The Nature of Power and Addiction 18:03 Accountability and Consequences 24:02 Cultural Reflections and Humor 30:05 Final Thoughts and Lessons Learned 53:33 Trump's Unhinged Strategy 56:25 The Substance of Political Promises 01:00:17 Political Violence and Its Implications 01:03:15 The Corporate Influence in Politics 01:04:12 The Noise of Change vs. Actual Change 01:11:03 The Stardom of Shaquille O'Neal 01:17:38 DC Young Fly's Powerful Message 01:24:01 The Complexity of Political Discourse 01:30:02 The Future of Political Engagement 01:41:04 Unexpected Lessons in Fatherhood 01:43:49 Reimagining the Penis ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

That is the only person that I'll say, don't say something right before the podcast knowing we can't say that to us. To us. You can't say that to us? Shalaman Nogad. It's a show. We are a brilliant idiotic podcast.

Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. This week's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. SquareSpace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Start a completely personalized website with the new guided design system, Squarespace blueprint. Choose from professionally curated layout and styling options.

to build a unique online presence from the ground up. Tail it to your brand to business and optimize for every device. Easily launch your website and get discovered fast with an integrated, optimized SEO tools so you show it more often to more people and grow the way you want. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage your audience, and sell anything from products, the content, the time. All in one place, all on your terms.

Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to Squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first. purchase of a website of domain. That's squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's start the show. Alex is here. Yep.

Hesekiah Walker is here. Who else is here? Tiddy. Tiddy in the building. Don't ain't nowhere. Dant anywhere. I got my favorite. Bumming down with it.

T. You know, nobody want to be T. Tiddy no more. Remember when you used to be T. Tiddy? You used to love that name. Why did you change your name from T Diddy? You used to love T Diddy.

I didn't. Yes, you did. That was your Instagram name. Yeah, because I just went with it. Wow. Because I was all in the camera, all in the videos. Oh. Turning this pot into a freak-old.

But are you all in the indictments? Is that you all in the indictments? That's crazy that picture right there. Go to the Super Bowl. I don't even know about this. Look at his hand. Look at his fist. Why he got a fist, though?

Who's fighting naked like that? It seems like it. It just seems like it's weird when stuff like this happens because then you start to look at everything and everything looks like what he's being. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like I already got an idea for a to be movie. Oh, what is it? Imagine it being dark and you just, no, let me do the glass. Yeah. Let me do the glass. It's loud. It's the glass, glass. Oh, yeah. Come on, Tiddy. See Ditty. Don't leave us.

What do you want? My name is not that. Oh, now you ain't. Nobody want to be Tiddy, no one. Well, I've been retired that a long time ago. There were so many people that wanted to be Ditty at A City. That's true. Now, I literally retired.

She's just like Ditty too. First, it was fun-sized T-Ditty. You've changed your name. You got mad her names, T-T-T-T-T. You got mad her names, T-T-T-T. It is. You should have called you love. I know.

It's amazing. Hey, Taye. It's T-love, now. He-love. Love, T-love, man. Love, T-Love, man. How was your week? I saw you out in Vegas.

Man, that Vegas weekend we had... Kick your ass? You're 40-plus, bro. What was that doing when you walked in here? Sleeping. Yeah. You're 40-plus. You do know that, right?

Man, that shit was amazing, though. Yeah. I mean, I got to pay for it. I'm, like, sick. I'm exhausted. I haven't said, but those two days that we went for to Vegas were absolutely phenomenal. You did a show? Incredible.

We did a show. Fountain Blue on Friday. Amazing Hotel, by the way. And then Saturday went to see the sphere, UFC sphere. That should have been a side of it. We got to go to that. And I mean that sincerely,

let's pick a fucking show. I don't care what it is. You walk in, you see it, your brain can't really wrap, you can't really wrap your brain around what is happening. What is it? Like, is it like virtual reality? It's basically this,

this massive dome. There's 18,000 people that are in it. But the screens completely wrap. It wraps the outside. but also the inside. Okay. So you're completely immersed in the environment. And then what they do is bands or even movies create these immersive environments.

And everything's coming at you in 3D, but it's also wrapped around you. Wow. I'm telling you, bro, we just got to pick a fucking TV game. So when you watch the fight is around you two? Well, we were so close. I didn't even notice where a fight. I was just right in front of me. But, you know what I mean?

Did he? So it just feels like you're surrounded. No, no, no. But yes, the fight was, they basically protect these screens, but in between the fights, they would do these little vignettes, these little, like, movies about Mexican heritage. And it was just mind-bending.

What the Mexicans have to do with anything? Mexican Independence Weekend. Oh, I thought they built the spirit, so they were just showing up. They got to show them a little luck. Hey, guys, great job with this. Y'all get a weekend. Was the fights good?

The last two were not good. The rest were, that we were there, were fucking wars. It was amazing. I saw you hanging out with Shaq. You know, Shaq's the man. That was just crazy. Hung out fifth.

So you all with fifth? Fifth and Tony Yale are so funny that those two dudes are just hilarious, bro. It's like, yeah, they're just great. They go back and forth with each other. They're just funny. Like, usually I notice a lot of people like celebrities and shit like that they're like so insecure that, you know, they can't let loose. They can't be silly at all.

Like they're so concerned what people think of them. 50's hilarious. Well. Yale is hilarious and happy to be here. And they're just making fun of each other. Like, they're like calling out memes and shit while they're doing it. Like one person teased the other, the other was like, why you say fuck me for? Like that, bro, kind of like witness and this and this.

A lot of ditty banner? Say what? A lot of ditty banter? No, because it didn't come out until, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, well, that field day. But yeah, we got to go check out the sphere, bro. I'm telling you. I was both in Vegas this weekend.

Why didn't you go? Because I got to be in New Orleans. Because it's the IHR festival this weekend, which is in Vegas every year. But I'm in New Orleans Friday. A book? Yeah, I'll be at Xavier University at 10 a.m. Then I'll be at Baldwin Company books at 7.30 p.m.

And I was going to fly to Vegas Saturday, but I'm just going to stay in New Orleans with the wife. Bro, could you go to the, is there a sphere show Saturday? I don't know. Go to go. I might. I might. I might still go to the room.

Bro, I just. It's like that I saw y'all walk in I thought y'all was looking up at the sky This is how crazy it is And this only way I've been able to describe it What you're seeing on the screen is so perplexing And the size of it is so huge

Like your brain can't really manage The fact that everything you see is a screen Yeah I started to think the real fighters And the cage were fake Damn Like my brain was like Oh all this must be animation

Yeah yeah yeah yeah Is that makes sense It's confusing but That makes sense Did he would pay to watch Watch porn in the whole sphere. Oh my God. Just play the fucking porn throughout the whole goddamn spear.

What type of porn do you think would be? Why are you laughing over there, Tiddy? Tiddy. Yo. You're laughing at Tee. Dany, dan, dan, dan, dan. You would. Every time you used to pop up on a podcast, you would play this shit.

Uh. We were, the North remembers. The North... Alright. I'm gonna call you Andy and I'm gonna call you, what was your name? What was your... Whatever my name was, it wasn't Diddy. You could call me Andy.

I think Andy is even close to that we're talking about. Allegedly. Yeah. He hasn't been accused of that. Yeah. No, he hasn't been accused of that. All right, bleat me.

Sex trafficker. And I'm talking to the indictment. There you go. He's a sex trafficker. Allegedly. Allegedly. We'll see how it plays out, man. That's the worst trafficker.

It's interesting because I've been, like, I got a lawyer friend, and the lawyer friend said, I'll tell you exactly what they said because they texted to me. Because, you know, when I read it, I'm reading it, and it's just entertaining, right?

It's like, damn. Right? But from a legal perspective, he's like, it's not a good indictment and lack specific. What's the word? Specific. No, let him do it. Go. It's not a good indictment and lack specificity.

Specificity. Specificity. Specificity. S-P-E-C-I-C-I-T-Y-I-T-Y-I-I-T-Y-I-I-T-Y. You think so? I'm being dead serious. You would never have been able to say specificity. Specificity.

Five years ago? You hate even say. I could barely say it. But you? But he said, yeah, it's not a good indictment. It lacks best of it. But the nigga was a wild boy and kept the tapes. Yeah, did he's a, but, okay, so do you think that he's a, it's like a blackmail operation, some Epstein shit, where he's basically getting people in there, people in power positions, putting them in compromise positions, videotaping them and making sure they do things for him?

Well, if you read the indictment, that's what they're saying he was doing with the tapes. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's, and do you think he's? he's a Fed, do you think he was working with an organization? I really have no idea, man. I don't know what to think. Yeah, but we're brilliant idiots, so let's just cook.

I really don't have a theory on this shit other than he's a freaky-ass motherfucker, yo. A freaky-ass motherfucker who, this is how I really feel, right, other than him just being a freak. I don't know how you get in that position and do all of this wild shit. It just leads me to believe you don't have no real friends around you. Because if you're worth a billion dollars and your... You're the guy that has all of these different people employed. Like, literally, you're the reason all of this stuff is happening. All of these people have jobs.

You mean to tell me not one person says, bro, you got to stop fucking around with all these drugs. Bro, you got to stop fucking around with all this alcohol. Bro. You need to stop fucking around with all these girls. Brod, stop it with the prostitutes. Why do you have guns in the house with the serial number scratched off? Like, nobody? Not one person comes around and says, what the fuck are you doing?

You're going to lose it all? Yeah, no, that's a good point. So it's either arrogance. This is why I ask if he's a fed. He's either arrogant to the point where it's like, nobody will catch me or three things. He's got enough evidence on so many other people that they're like, well, if I go, he's like, if I go down, then they all go down. So they're not going to come to me. Or he's already cooperating with the feds and has been, or not even the feds, the CIA, FBI, whatever the fuck it is.

So he's like, I'm in with them. They're going to protect me because I'm getting all the blackmail information. on all these people for them. So I, because like when Russell Simmons, you know, was all those women or whatever. Allegedly. Allegedly, he knew he was doing it. That's why he got the fuck up out of here and went to Bali.

Also, you can only go to Bali. That's not true, though. Charlotte, I'm going to fucking go crazy. It's not, though, we say, the only reason I want to say that because saying stuff like that is very liable. He never had any criminal charges. He always was living in Bali.

He always was building his resort in Bali. He has a whole wellness for you. in Bali. He's always, as Chris, Chris, he's always been in Bali. And he comes, he's in the States all the time. Oh, does he come back? All the time. Literally, he's in New York, he's in LA.

When I say all the time, all the time. Scratch that, scratch that from the record. I thought he's staying in Bali. No, that's an internet narrative that people created. Well, he should make some videos here too doing yoga. He actually has a wellness retreat. No, I believe it. You see Usher go there, you saw

to Rajah there, they all get flack when they go there. I believe. Because it's Russell's place and you know, but he can't stand next to Russell. Got it. Okay. He's not hiding out. So this makes it. All right, this is different. So, okay, that's completely different. Because if Diddy wanted to get away, he could have got away.

Did he, for some reason, he's either incredibly arrogant and doesn't think that he can be taken down or he believes that he's innocent or he believes that there are people that would go down if he went down and they wouldn't want that to happen.

All of that could be true. Or he could just be too far going. He could be too far gone off the drugs. Oh, you think he's doing? And the alcohol and the power and the ego. He's just delusional as fuck. That power does corrupt, man. Oh, my God.

You've seen it happen, huh? Yes, a million times. Like, when I, you know, man, this actually, when I read the indictment, I'm reading it, I'm just like, this is just a dude that's power. He's super power trippy, super ego tripping. And it's the drugs and it's the alcohol, right? You ask me, I think this man, this is a podcast and this is what we're doing a podcast.

This is allegedly. Yes, I think this man has so much grief and trauma that he's just always trying to escape. That's why it's always so much drugs, so much alcohol, and sex. He probably just does that shit just the run from whatever trauma he's never dealt with. I think it's the sex, the drugs. It just helps him to escape.

And he's always constantly trying to escape. Because that's the other thing people are not talking about in this indictment. All the drugs they found, ketamine, coke, ecstasy. They said the night that they, or the night he turned himself in or they picked him up or whatever he had fucking pink powder in the room. Clearly the guy got a problem. Clearly. Clear. I just ain't never heard.

The shit is just freaky, man. You got a thousand bottles of body oil, I mean a baby oil and a thousand bottles of K.Y. Is that, that's baby oil? He's like a refrigerator in front of there? I don't know if that's, that's got to be AI. That's got to be fucking AI. That's hilarious. God damn, bro.

A thousand, but see, here's the thing I would like to know. What else does he have in bulk? Yeah, maybe he buys in bulk. Maybe he buys in bulk. Maybe he buys in bulk. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. You know, you got to get ready for the fucking apocalypse, baby.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Because you still want to have them freakoffs in the apocalypse. Listen, a thousand bottles. I don't let a little apocalypse stop some freakoffs. A thousand bottles of loom. It's not a dry butthole in the building. Okay?

It's not a goddamn dry butthole in the building. Okay. So what do you think happens with Diddy? He gets indicted in Miami. Because they're not even giving a bail. Yeah, he probably gets indicted in Miami and L.A. Wow. Spends a whole bunch of fucking money.

I mean, I don't know. You probably go to prison. So this is Sianara. This is see you later. Did they go in his New York house? I'm wondering where's all this evidence coming from to charge him here. I thought it was Miami. That's why I was confused this morning when a lawyer was talking to me

because I thought this was a federal case. And I thought that they had, you know, all of this was, based on Miami, L.A. and everything else. But he told me this morning, he was like, nah, he's probably going to still get indicted in Miami. Still get indicted in L.A., which I didn't understand. I'm like, and this is crazy, bro. I know.

Like, this headline is so fucking crazy. We're recording this headline. Ditty's trying to get a new bail today. And the headline is, I promise no female visitors if you let me out on bail. What about the guys? Yo, nobody. Nobody gives a fuck about men's butt holes, bro.

Nobody cares about the sodomy. that happens to men, okay? What about the guys? What about the fucking guy. There was guys in the indictment, bro. There's a part in the indictment where it says, women and others. What the fuck is others?

That's guys. Imagine getting sex traffic, bro, as an adult dude. That's a little grace. What if you pat out of your boy was getting sex traffic? Getting sex traffic, bro. Because he did that, allegedly, He would have the guys fuck on the girls, like the professional guys fuck on the girls.

How do you say that tougher is an adult, man? You can't say you was a sex traffic. You got to say you was a prolog. I'm a jiggle-o. I was a jiggle-o, bro. I was a jiggle-o, bro. Sex traffic. Imagine you're in, like, one of them trauma meetings

where you've got to say what you've been through. Everybody said, the horrible shit they went through, and you're like, I was sex trafficking across state lines by P. Diddy. He made me fuck on women and men. I'm just not that horny, bro. I read stories like this

and I'm like, I'm just not that horny. I'm just not that horny. I'm just not. I'm just not. I read stories like this. I think there's something wrong with me. I'm like, hell. I'm like, man, why am I?

I'm not horny like this. No. I'm not that horny, bro. That ain't my style. Don't need it. Don't need it. And he's 50-plus years old. No, bro.

Can't stop, won't stop. At some point you should. Okay. Busy says he disagrees with Diddy's charges. Listen, man, you know what I'm realizing? And I was talking to my homeboy, I say, slew the glasses, make sure you listen to the No Seelings podcast. I'm sure Glasses will be talking about this on the No Seelings podcast

on the Black Effect I-Hare radio podcast network. But I'm realizing that a lot of people just don't know the law. So, yeah, if you want to just chalk it up, the Diddy being freaky and. you know, power tripping and ego tripping and, you know, being abusive and forcing people to do things because of his power, right? And you, and I want glasses to explain for itself. All I'm simply saying is you can say things like, there's nothing wrong with buying pussy, but it's illegal. It's illegal.

I understand what you're saying. When you say, it's not wrong buying pussy, but it's still illegal. Back in the day, there was nothing wrong with us smoking weed, really? But it was illegal. So if the police officers came in and saw smoking weed and we get arrested for it, we know it's illegal, regardless of how normal it may be. Yeah. I know that people buy prostitutes, yes, but it's illegal.

I don't know what to tell you, y'all. Yeah. I don't know what to tell you. That's a good point. And they're trying to protect your girls, too. Like, you don't know the situations that those girls are there. Exactly. That's what I'm trying to explain.

We talk about sex trafficking. You're buying prostitutes. They might be getting pimped. Yeah, exactly. They might not have a say who they're fucking. That's all I'm saying. You know, you got out here, you're trying to protect women, man. Raceteering.

Yes, right. Life in prison. Smuggling butt. Bam, bum, bra, sex trafficking. Go and no way. Sex trafficking. Maximum life in prison.

Minimum 15 years. Transportation for prostitution, maximum 10 years in prison. Listen, man, once again, I'm telling y'all, Minister of Farrakhan says it the best. When you see people in these situations, don't laugh, learn. see men fall, don't laugh. Learn. Learn. Because you're on your way up. And the things that tempt people to fall, you and I are not free from that temptation, nor from the weakness that will cause us to stumble and fall. When you laugh at somebody else's fault, white or black, rich or poor,

your enemy or your friend you are laughing and opening away for your own demise when you do that because to laugh and not learn to make mockery and not to understand is to make the same mistake yourself did you hear me? Well boy I wanted to the minister for a call

and read this indictment. You did a couple of chuckles yeah he laughed at this but I will say this that man is, Diddy is 50 plus years old I don't know how long he's been engaging in this behavior, allegedly, but it seems like a long time. When I see stories like this, all it makes me do is buckle down on me, meaning that. What the fuck is that even mean? Buckle down on me, man. Right? Is that a new jitty move? Like, what is that? How do you buckle down on you, bro?

Yo, how do you, you get some baby oil and buckle down on your stuff? I didn't, I didn't know Bucke her down on me. That's like you're trying to fuck your own self in the butt. What? What? You've got to give yourself 10 lashes by yourself. I'm going to take your fucking boxes and put a dildo on that motherfucker. He made it 20 minutes. He made it 20 minutes. Buggling down on me.

You know, this guy is crazy. Buckling down on me. He did he. What do you give him before the pod? What do you give him? No. What I'm saying is, for real. Man, when you got shit to lose, act like it.

Word up. That's the best advice I can give every dude out there listening to me right now. If you got something to lose, act like it. When I read that shit yesterday, the first bail shit he put up

where he offered like $50 million in the house and everything. All his family had to give up their passports. Look at how many lives you impact because you fucked up. Like if you really want to be a generational curse breaker, right? And you can change so many people's lives

by the decisions you make, imagine what happens when you make those poor choices. He made good decisions that got him to the point when he was worth a billion dollars, you know, kids had generational wealth,

all of this, and he fucked it up because he couldn't control his urges. No discipline. Isn't it the same thing as like when people cheat, like they're going to keep cheating until they get caught?

More than likely. But that's what I'm saying, like for him. I mean, I get what you're saying. What you're saying is true, but he's not married. He's just a, From what I'm seeing in the indictment, he's a sexual deviant with a super large ego who uses his power, as the indictment said, to fulfill out his sexual desires.

Yeah, I didn't realize he was such an addict. Yes, sex addict, drug addict. Sex addict. Yes, alcohol addict, power addict, attention addict. Yeah. Bro, I'm telling you, man, that's why I be telling him up, yo, go to therapy, deal with your trauma or your trauma will ultimately deal with you. and if you got something to lose, fucking act like it.

I promise you, man, before any decision, any choice you make, just think about everything. Think about your career. Think about your family. Think about your kids. Think about what happened.

Think about how hard you work to get to that point to just fuck it off. Yeah. Put some pussy and some pussy? For some pussy, though. Are P&B together? Yeah.

P&B. You know what I'm saying? The pussy-busy combo. It's crazy. The pussy-boxy-cumbo would confuse the fuck out of anybody, bro. That's insane. You know what I'm saying? That's addiction.

The pussy-bussy-cumbo. That is addiction. Where to start, where to finish. It doesn't matter. It really doesn't matter, bro. That is absolutely insane. Charlemagne. That's how you know you're addicted to sex when it's no matter what.

He don't give a fuck. Because that's sex addiction. Addicted to women is one thing. Addiction. Men is another thing. But addicted to sex, it doesn't matter. That's, I, I, that's, yeah. That's why I'm a judge and you, and how dare, if I'm a judge today in that courtroom and I read this shit and you insult me by telling me that you're not going to have no female visitors, what about the others, Sean?

Yeah. Okay. What about the others? Okay. Hey, I don't know. Think he's bail? No. Not with that argument.

Should he get bail? but what's interesting also is they say he's a slippery suspect that's why they don't want to give him bail he might slip out the country what do you say I just find it interesting that like he gave up the women first

you know what they're like can I have bail they're like no and he goes ah no way give rid the women I think we found out when he really can't live without because you know what he has you know what he has wow wow he has a limited man in jail he has wow wow wow he needs him on his terms i'm gonna be honest with you he probably when you say it

like that i'm thinking i got to think about it another way okay you give up the women first but if it's the bussy right you can get that in jail you know it's hard to get in jail lube and drugs and drugs he needs the drugs that's right loob and drugs i think he's he needs drugs to have sex with the women. I think he needs drugs to escape from life. I think the moment, I think the moment did he get sober is the moment that he really, his mind will really slip away from him. Really? Yes. Because he has to deal with everything he's done. He got to deal with every motherfucking thing. I think the moment he's actually sober and he got to sit in that jail cell and just think about life and everything that he's probably been running from. That's the moment his mind slips away.

Yeah. That's when he's just sitting there and it's like DMX songs starts playing. Slipping. Falling. Can't get up. Slipping. Falling. I dig it in my butt.

I did it. By the way, all allegedly. I don't know. I'm just reading it in diamonds. That's what I'm saying. It's just all allegedly, man. Oh, damn my butt. Slip for a dick in my book.

Oh my God. Oh my God, man. What's the funniest sound you can make while a dick's in your butt? That is a... Nah, but that's regular. No, it's not, man. You got to be a man about that shit, man. You can't take a dick in the butt and moan like...

What if you take a dick in the butt, you're like, hey, yo. You shit. Hey, yo. That would be funny. Hey, yo, pause, first time virgin bussy. You ain't never had a dick in your ass. Somebody put it in.

Hey, yo. This dude is gay. Yo, look at him. He's got a dick in this. What if your say for it is pause? Paul. What a thought to hurt? False, false, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.

What should call Travis and ask him? I don't want to talk gay for real. You all I want to talk gay for real Oh, who and that's crazy? Now I don't want to talk gay for a moment I like to play gay on the podcast I don't want to talk to Jokingly gay

Exactly We're jokingly everything on this podcast How about Carl Tram, let's do a car trap I do one of the hot stuff Call Tram, call Tray I just want to call Tram He does the dick in though He don't take it

Yeah So let's just a good He's the top He's the top Travis is a guy Calls the Breakfast Club all the time Actually a very talented artist Come here come back

Like a phenomenal artist. He can really write songs. Regular songs, too, not gay songs. Oh, that's what I wanted to know. Is he right? He has one gay song, though. What's it called? I forgot.

But it's just like he said, he should write for women. He does. He does. He does. Oh, that's smart. Yeah, yeah, he does. Damn, wait. Trab, we have a question for you.

Put them on a hole real quick. Trab, put them all hold. Other vaginal options. Oh, fuck. What did Tras say? Tras said, let's see what other options. Yo, he's always, he doesn't call center. Okay, I'm sorry.

We're doing the podcast now. Charlemy has a question for you. Can you hear me, Tram? Okay. You, what's that, Char? So, Tram, you're atop. Yes, I am. Just tell me the sound that the guys make when you put it in.

And it did it for you. Oh, they don't make it sound. Give us a phone. Give us a phone. Give us a phone. I'm going to put it up to the mic. Hold on. Right here, right, right, here.

Just throw it. Just throw it. Tell us. Why not? So what's the sound in make, Tray? Oh, they take it. They inhale. This is Andrew.

All right, so just what's the funniest thing that somebody said when you put it in? Funniest? Or just the weird. You got a little dick then, Tray. No, I don't know. If anything, it'd be like, I mean, I don't want you might make me sound weird doing it.

No, I'm not. No, no, no, no. We're trying to get real life experience. Yeah. It sounded like an old. Ooh, ooh. Did anybody, did anybody ever, did anybody ever hit you with a pause? Yeah, yo.

Listen, you ever put it in, you ever put it in, Trive? And the guy went, hey, yo! Hey, yo! Hey, that's gay. They ever do that? Fuck with you a little bit? No, that's never happened. But I, ah.

Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I forgot who I'm talking to. Is this? Diddy? So, Tram. So, hold on, Tram. When you be hitting it, you be slapping their cheeks.

No way. Nah, come on. You call him Playboy? You're taking that Playboy. Yo, you should remake Diddy's whole first album and call it No Gay Out. I have a job to get back to y'all. You're fine. All right.

All right. All right. We might have some more questions. Take that. Take that. Take that. That's great. That's crazy.

That's crazy. I don't know, man. I don't know why that image is so crazy. I'm a man smack in the ass. Let's just, listen, I don't know what's true and what's not true, right? Everything's alleged. But let's just say it's all true. Yeah.

If I'm ditty, you just admit to it. I mean, then he has to serve life in prison. I mean, listen, we all got to be held accountable. Salome is one of the most. phenomenal lawyers in history. I don't know. If you want counsel, it's so many. Listen, we're going to have to be held accountable regardless.

But if you tell you a real story, you never know. If you tell you a real story, you go in the court and you fall on the sword. You fell on plenty already. But you pet the motherfucking jury, everything. Like, look, this happened to me as a child, turned me into this. I'm addicted to all of this shit, drugs, sex, the power, the money, to fame. I've fucked up. I'm sleeping with men, women, all this all type.

Just put it all out there and see what the fuck happens, bro. Yeah, you're still going to jail forever. Whatever happening as a child is tragic, but it doesn't justify you hurting other people. I'm with you. I'm not saying that he should not be held accountable. I'm just saying for the sake of your soul. But other people are going to laugh right now.

We're laughing anyway. It really can't get any funny until the videotapes come out. When the videotapes come out and we see, people on that videotape. By the way, if you went to the store to buy the lube, you're getting a conspiracy charge. Yo, you should be in there. That's Rico.

You got to get them on the RICO. Listen, if you had an orgy with Diddy, you might be going to jail. Lock them up. If you was butt-necked with Diddy anywhere in the last 10 years, you might be going to jail. If you was had butt-necked with Diddy in the last 10 years, you might be going to jail.

Lock them up. Straight up. Lock them up. If you went to Diddy, house and you know, you was over there having a good time, you drinking the sarah, you're slipping on the semen on the floor and shit, and it's mad women, it's women and busty all around, and he's like, the world is yours. Have at it.

Have at it. Playboy, if you partake in any of it, you might pop up in an indictment. You might pop up on a videotape. Straight up, they say they got the videotapes with the evidence all over it. If you ate Justin's peanut butter. What? What? That's his peanut butter company, right?

Justin got a peanut butter company? No, that's his peanut butter company. Did he got a peanut butter company? Didn't he name Justin's after his kid and they got a peanut butter company? No, did he don't have no peanut butter company. Where are you getting this? If Did he had a peanut butter company, that'd be crazy. He does have a peanut butter company.

Somebody need to bring him some peanut butter, and he needs to take that peanut butter and stuff it all in his pants. And when he goes to court today, he should put his hand in his pants, and then he's just, and pull it out and lick his fucking fingers clean in front of the judge. Okay? Charlemagne. You got active imagination? No, that was training day. That's how the guy ended up going, getting sent to the psych ward instead of jail in training day.

Oh, really? You don't remember when the three wives were talking about a guy packed the peanut butter in his ass? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So before the hearing, the guy gets hold of some peanut butter packs his ass crack with it. And he's standing tall before the bench. and he's waiting to give a statement. So he shoves his hand down his pants, comes out with a gob of extra chunky jiff.

Bayliffs won't come near. Now he's looking the judge right in the eyes. He licks his fingers clean. So judge says, oh, this poor man's insane. He can't go to prison. You're a bad lawyer, though. Was I right about Justin's peanut butter?

Diddy wouldn't pack his, he wouldn't put peanut butter back. Nothing came up. Yeah. But Daddy butter came up. Fudgewood, though. What'd you say, Taylor? Daddy butter came up, but not did he? Oh, my God.

God damn. You're not telling him. No. Yo. And Sean Combs had a peanut butter called Daddy Butter? Nope. God. Not happening, my boy.

Not that's ditties, my boy. No, it's not. There is a Justin's peanut butter. Oh, no, no, no, no, it is. That shit is actually really good. Yeah, Justin's not. That's not, that's not. No, no, no, no, not.

You thought that was ditties? Yeah, because didn't he have a restaurant name? Yeah, the restaurant called Justin's name. That's one of his son. I thought that he started a peanut butter company. Daddy butter is disgusting. Say again? Daddy butter?

Oh. That's when you reached a line. That's the line right there. Would you eat a daddy butter and jelly sandwich? No? No. No. What the hell I say?

Diddy? All the buss he owns? Oh, businesses. I'm sorry. I'm getting old, man. I can't fucking see like that no more. What should happen with Surrock? It's not even his no more.

Should they, should 50 buy Sorok? I mean, listen, Sirac is still a great brand. By the way, nobody talks about that enough, man. Nobody talks about how that was a fumble. It was a huge fumble because, you know, he sued the company. He won. For racism. He didn't win.

Yeah, I thought he won a multi-billion dollar lawsuit. No. Charlemagne, I'm pretty sure he did. Look that up. Look that's why all this started. No, he didn't win. He sued.

I thought he dropped it eventually. My understanding is that he won and it was multi-billions. And that's what I thought was the catalyst. You know, the only reason I don't like conspiracy theories like that because we take accountability

away from the person. And, you know, the other thing that people like to do is they like to say things like Diageo reaches settlement with Sean Did he comes after the rapper and business been accused of the company neglecting the two spirits

for ancy co-owned due to race. The alcohol, oh, okay. Right. Now, but then it says in January of this year that he withdrew all his allegations. Yeah, that's what I thought.

I thought he would, that's what I thought. And voluntarily dismissed the lawsuit. Because they settled with him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's like, I'm good, but I thought. All right, well, cool, but here's my thing. I hope it was enough money to last the lifetime.

because, you know, that was a company that you were making like $40 million a year from. My understanding it was a billion dollars something. Yeah, you made a billion dollars with them. You know what I'm saying? So, listen, if he did, God bless him. You know, they say he's selling his jet right now

and, you know, he did pay off his mortgage last month for one of his houses. I don't fucking know, yo. I don't know, man. This shit is just, once again, guys, only thing I can tell y'all is, whatever, if you got something to lose, fucking act like you, bro. What happens to all the people that are around him that knew that this

was happening and some of them will get caught up in this freakot case. That's a fact. Some of them will, you know. But once again, I don't like to blame any of them either. Why not? Because at the end of the day, you are the sole person responsible for your choices. There has to be some accountability. You're Andrew Shokes. That's what I'm saying, though. What do you mean? Like, if you're enabling this and you're part of this enterprise, you're responsible for your choice. Oh no. Listen, if you read the indictment, he had workers and everything, they're going to get locked up. If you went to the store to buy

lube and baby oil for Diddy, you're probably going to get caught up in this conspiracy. There's tapes. The FBI know who else is on these tapes. You know what I'm saying? So that's the other thing that bothered me about the Epstein shit is that none of the people that enabled, not Epstein, Weinstein,

Harvey Weinstein, like none of the people that enabled Harvey Weinstein and stuff, none of the people that kept it going for fucking decades seem to get any accountability or... I think Harvey shit was a little different. Harvey shit felt like it was more one-on-one shit. Like he would be with you somewhere and be like, yo, you need to do X-B.

He didn't seem like he had a whole lot of people involved. Did he seem like he had a whole lot of people involved? You know what I'm saying? Doing the orgies and all of that shit like that. I don't know. I mean, like, if he's having young actresses, meet him up in hotel rooms, like he's got to have assistants

and that kind of stuff setting that up. And those assistants know what he's doing. those actions in the room. Do they know, though? In their mind, they might just be thinking they fucking. Yeah, I guess that's right. I guess what I'm trying to say is, like, the reason this kind of stuff continues to happen is

because the people that enable it happening never get punished. And once the people that enable these things happening, start getting punished, then in the future, people will be pretty terrified to enable somebody in these positions, right? Because if you're the assistant of somebody,

you've got to go get a thousand things of baby oil, and it's like, Wayne, is that going to be... Nobody thinks that weird? How do you make that request to somebody Like a thousand fucking tubes of baby oil It's lewd Why? Or he stopped using him

Maybe he started liking it dry Oh Oh my God What? You don't know his taste Like you went men, women Now he wants it dry He likes it extra dry

Some people like dry martinis Facts The same thing Facts You know what I'm saying It really is Let me get some dry cheeks Bro

Dry cheeks on the rocks Y'all never tried dry cheeks What do you think The sound of that is What happens to Young Miami, though? Man, she ain't got nothing to do with this. What Diddy got going on? This is years and years and year.

Everybody keep bringing up Young Miami now because they know her. Young Miami is so, if this was a universe, she's like a little, little, little, little shiny star. Well, she was involved in it, though, the free cause. If she is, then they're going to bring her in the witness. testified. Oh, yeah. That's great. Now, the question is, who is he going to flip on? Or is there anybody for him to flip on? Because I think he's going to squeal. That's not gay. All of that. Like, who is he going to flip on? Then I think he's going to squeal. He's flipped on enough from what the fucking indictment said. Okay? I don't know who you tell on.

He's got to have dirt on people, man. This is a powerful deal. Dude, it's a powerful dude. He's got to have plenty of dirt. I know, too, already. No, you don't. They came to the show. Go, go. Bleep it, go.

See what I'm saying? That's, that's... Lily bragged about how they were at Diddy's party. Yeah, but I said powerful people. Taylor. That is very true. Powerful people. Taylor.

Oh. I'm just people. You think he's going to offer the FBI? Listen, guys, I got to say. I got some secrets on... Listen to this. Taylor, you really think those are the only two people

who've been to ditty parties? No. This guy has been in the industry for 30 years. Hey, there's nobody who hasn't gone to a ditty party in the past 30 years. Okay, so you've been one. You've been to a ditty party?

Exactly what you're talking about. I'm not in the music industry, though. I'm dapping you up. You've fought the urge. I've never been to a ditty party. That ain't my style. First of all, the way my anger, anxiety is set up. I don't like to be around none of the motherfuckers. No way. Number two,

I talk too much shit about a lot of these motherfuckers to be at room with them. That's not how we get down. I've never gotten down like that. I build my own industry. I don't, that's old school industry. I've never been to a ditty party. The only, and I was funny I was having this conversation yesterday and I was talking about how like, um, there's only like two people from like that old industry regime that I actually fuck with in a real way. Who? I'm not going to say. But, right? But, like, everybody else is people I literally came up with.

I've been in the business for 26 years. So the first person I ever interviewed on the radio was fabulous. So think about that. This is 1998 when Fab's album is first coming out, right? I knew TI when TI was in between deals, when he went from LaFace to Atlantic. Like, Killer Mike, I've known these guys over 20 years. I'm known all these because I was doing radio on South Carolina.

So I know these people. We've grown together in this business. But there's a whole other regime that's older, like the Ditties, them, that was around way longer than us. And people think because we worked at Revolt, we got Revolt for eight years. Diddy was never my boss? You know what I'm saying? We had a partnership with Revolt. That didn't mean we hung out.

That didn't mean we kicked it. Like, no. So. What? So my point is. Everybody used to go. The same way everybody going to Michael Rubin parties now? Yo.

Did he used to have the white party back in the day? Please don't. Michael, don't do it. Don't let the, don't make the baby oil order. Whatever you do, Michael. This is your moment. Damn, yeah. Diddy did you used to throw the white party?

Yeah. Why did you stop? I wonder. People stopped showing up. Yeah, they used to have to, it was a bunch of accidents. They used to have to have to put the signs out, the slippery signs. I knew it. I knew it.

I knew it. No, they used to put all the wet floor signs down. And, like, people were just randomly falling. And they would call them freak accidents. You're just randomly slipping at Ditty parties and don't know why. You're like, what the fuck? That was a freak accident. I bet it was.

I don't know, man. I don't know, man. I don't know what happens with Diddy. I just know that it is some shit to see, bro. Yeah, it is. God damn. It's like we've been alive for 46 years and we've seen some shit.

Someone put up a post saying like the son that looks like him too just in case. Whoa, I'll tell you this, man. I don't, I pray that his children don't get caught up in this shit like that, but I will say this, young Christian, a few months ago,

we was on this podcast and I was on Breakfast Club and I told you, you don't play with the feds. You made that little son. talking about the fed should have checked the next house. It's next. Then walls down like when them fettie boys ran in both for our crows.

Too bad they ain't know we bought the one next door because that's the one they missed. It's all fun in games, so they're motherfuckers locking shit up, right? Oh wow. It's all fun and games taunting the feds until they motherfucker got your daddy in handcuffs and you never know where they might end up with you either.

Man, why taunt the feds? Especially if you know what's in the house. Huberous. You know it's AK-40s. K-47's in the house with serial numbers scratched off, I would think, right? I definitely know you know it's a thousand bottles of lubrication.

Like, that shit ain't hidden somewhere. Like, I'm just saying, you see, I'm sure he's seen the girls and you know what's going on. Yeah, but why taunt the feds? He learns from his dad and his dad has so much arrogance that's been moving this way and now he grew up learning it.

Untouchable. Just feels untouchable. Listen, man, before we move on, and we probably won't move on. We probably keep coming back to this. throughout the pod. Huh? What should Did he be for Halloween?

Yeah. He should. What did just last year that he dressed up as? The Joker. The Pennywise. Was that last year? Oh. Pennywise?

I thought it was the Joker last year. What was the Pennywise? I don't fucking remember. I remember the Pennywise one. Joker. He did play the great joking. Listen to me. Yeah.

Guys. If you got something to lose, act like it. Amen. Don't let your dick. lead you. Don't let your ego lead you. If you got a drug problem, go motherfucking get clean. Get help. I've seen it a million times, yo. It's people out here that they get some power, they get some fame, they start getting some money and they lose it. Yeah. And they, you,

this could be, this can be you. You may not think this can be you. But if you don't check your motherfucking self, you will wreck yourself. And you got to have real people around you. All it took is one person to say, what the fuck are y'all doing? guns with serial numbers scratched off? All these young motherfuckers around prostitutes and all this shit, you got prostitutes, fucking girls, not like, bro, you're worth a billion dollars, act like it.

I imagine he's the type of person that nobody could tell him anything. God damn. Remember him making the band days? Like, he was a tyrant. Yeah. He definitely did make a whole bunch of kids walked in Brooklyn.

That's grace. That's a power movement. Yeah. God. That's a humiliation ritual. God damn, yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. Ah, Lord, have mercy.

I am one of Mocenui. On July 10th. Maui, you will board my boat and restore the heart of Teffiti. And here we go. The journey begins. See her light up the... The ocean chose you. Let's go save the world.

I got your back, chosen one. Disney's Moana. Boat's neck. His name is Hayehay. His name is Yum Yum. When he goes in my tum-tum. in theaters July 10th. Guys, back to school means back to busy schedules.

Choms are the perfect on-the-go snack that you can always fit into the busiest of schedules, whether that's between classes on the way to practice or a much-needed protein pick-me-up for parents in the pickup lane. Choms have the protein your body needs and the flavors that you crave. I'm telling you choms is the go-to snack. in between pods. When we're here, we're getting worked on the studio.

There are Choms here. We are devouring them, okay? Looking for a healthy snack that doesn't compromise on taste. Say hello to Choms. Choms meat snacks have up to 12 grams of protein, zero grams of sugar, and are made with only real ingredients. And finally, a snack that fills you up

that's made of ingredients, you can actually feel good about. Choms coming 10 delicious flavors. So there's something for everyone. They're made with only the highest quality. protein like grass-fed and finished beef and antibiotic-free turkey. The only tough choice is what flavor to try first. So right now, Choms is offering 10% off your first order when you sign up to their email list by going to chomps.com slash idiots. Go to chomps.com slash idiots to see all the delicious flavors and get 10% off your first order when you sign up to their email list. That is C-H-O-M-P-S.com slash idiots. Don't forget to use our link so they know that we sent you. Now let's get back. to the show. All right, let's do some church announcing.

Show it's what you got. This weekend. Life tour, I'm coming to Ohio, Cleveland and Columbus this weekend. Next weekend, Milwaukee, Minneapolis, and then more cities, Theandre Shultz.com. Go get those. We've added shows in a bunch of cities. So go grab those tickets at DeAndshelps.com. Do not grab them on the secondhand markets because they're going to fuck you with the price of the tickets, man.

So go grab them on my website. and you get them for the prices they're supposed to be. Thank you guys so much. Everybody who came out in Vegas, came out of San Antonio last weekend was crazy. So I appreciate y'all. I got a few church announcements, man. This weekend, this Friday, I'll be in New Orleans.

Xavier University, I'll be there Friday for your Nola Love event, 10 a.m. at the Convocation Center. So I'll see y'all there. And then 7.30 p.m. that night, I'll be at Baldwin Books. I'll be there in conversation with Cherise Gibson of WWLTV, New Orleans. So go to Baldwin and Company Books.com for tickets. Okay, there should be some tickets. I know they had to move it outside because it's such a good crowd.

So go to Baldwin and Books.com for tickets. Also, man, I got to salute my guys, All the Smoke, Matt Barnes and Stephen Jackson. You know I got a book in print with Simon & Shoest to call Black Privilege Publishing. Their book, their coffee table book, All the Smoke, will be in bookstores October the 8th. So you can go pre-order that right now. If you're a fan of All the Smoke Podcasts, you're going to love the Coffee Table Book

because some of your favorite All the Smoke Conversations are in there with the pictures and transcripts of the conversation. It's really, really dope, man. It's really a collectist piece. It's something I want to see all the big podcasts do. Because some of these podcasts have been around for so long and, you know, they have such loyal fan bases.

is it's like it's having a piece of your podcast for you you know what i mean and if you've been documenting it through pictures the way all the smoke has uh it'll make for a great coffee table book so go pre-order that also want to tell you all that the mental wealth expo is on october 12 go to mental wealth expo dot com for more details man we got some very very great psychiatrists and therapists uh that will be there let me name some of them for you we have um um Dr. Alfie Bree Land Noble, Dr. Rita Walker, Dr. J. Barnett will be there, Dr. Cheyenne Bryant, my man, Elliot Connie, my guy, Tyrese will be there. Yes, Tyrese Gibson, he'll be there in conversation with Jason Wilson.

Man, just a lot of great people. Angela Rye is going to be there. Dr. Callie Hobson. My man, Trent Out Loud, is going to be there. And it's a free event from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Marriott Marquis Times Square in New York City. so just go to Mental Wealthexpo.com to register to be there. And one more church announcement.

Salute to my guys at AWA. AWA is a comic book studio that my man Axel Alonjo is the editor-in-chief of. Axel Alonzo used to be the editor-in-chief of Marvel Comics, but now he's the editor-in-chief over at AWA. and I announced my new comic book that I'm putting out a new graphic novel called, Guess what, Shultz? What?

The Illuminati. No. The industry has its secrets, and fame has a price. When a rising hip-hop star dies under mysterious circumstances, her twin sister, a young woman with psychic abilities, journeys to the city of angels,

but answers and becomes enmeshed in a dark conspiracy that snakes its way through the pillars of power, fame, and pop culture. All I can say is this may or may not be based on a true story, okay? Ill, you see this hat I got on? Illuminati. The Illuminati will be revealed. Any secrets you want to know.

If you want to know what's behind the curtain, it may or may not be in this graphic novel. So go to kickstarter.com. I don't want to know any more secrets. Oh, these are good. I'm done with the cover. Look at the cover. Look at the cover. I don't want to know.

Look at that cover. I know, I hate. To my guy, Sanford Green, Sanford Green. I wish we never learned about anything. Like, I want to believe we went to the moon. You know what I mean? I don't want to know all the truth. Like, I'm done.

I'm done. I'm done with all the information. Type in my name, Charlemagne, or just type in Illuminati, I-L-L-U-M-I-N-A-T-I-T-I, and order a copy of Illuminati. And we're going to be at Comic-Con. I'm doing New York Comic-Con on Friday, October 18th, 345 p.m. We'll be in Room 103C with my man Dennis Cohen and Axel Alonzo and Rob Markman moderating, talking about my new comic Illuminati. So we'll see you there.

Now, let's get back to the show, man. I hate Taylor Swift. I thought about you. I didn't want to bother you because you was in Vegas. I was like, Schultz is having a conflict right now. Two of your favorite people,

two of your favorite people, Trumpito, just decided to randomly wake up on a Sunday morning, very strategic. He knew the Kansas City Chiefs had an early game. All right, he knew that all the cameras

was going to be on Taylor Swift. So he decided to wake up and put in all caps. I hate Taylor Swift. Unhinged or nah, Schultz. Unhings. Unhins. Stupid move. Absolutely stupid move. Why do you think?

I don't know. He's just fumbling left and right. I'm so confused by the whole thing. It just makes no sense. He's old, bro. He might be old, but also just feels like strategically. Like, I think he was in Vegas. He didn't show up to the sphere. Like, I don't know if he's, like, scared to be.

Maybe it was the Mexican Independence weekend or something. something, but like he, like, it's just seemingly, it's seemingly his, his team really just, or he does not, you know, it doesn't have the motion, twin. You know what I'm learning? He don't really have any game plans. We laughed at what he said at the debate when he said, I have a concept of a plan, but I really think he wings it a lot of the time. And I think that they had a plan for Biden, but do you really need a plan for Biden? No.

Like he's terrible. All you got to do is just show up, right? I don't think he has a plan right now. And I think that this is just all reactions. I think he's almost like a, we used to say he's like a Twitter dude, right? And he is like a Twitter troll. He just says whatever he needs to say to keep his name in the headline. But is that going to win you in election?

I think it starts to get exhausting. Like there needs to be some substance. and even if you can't even do it, like he tweeted out one thing or he said it in a, in one of his speeches or whatever, that I thought was interesting, even if it's completely impossible to do, he's like,

we're not going to tax people on overtime. Right? Mm-hmm. That's substance, because think about how many people are working overtime going, holy shit, how much money would I save? Yeah.

If you weren't going to tax me on my overtime, like, I don't know if there's any way to get this. You would need the Senate, I think, to support it. I don't know if it's possible. Like, I don't know what type of deficit we would build up because we're not getting overtime hours. I don't know. But my point is that's something you say that hope is attached to.

That is what he's good at. But you're not doing any of that right now. He's doing this little bickering bullshit. Well, I hate Taylor Swift. I saw him. Yesterday he was like, yo, he wanted to bring the auto industry back. I think he was in Michigan. So you say that day, that hits.

But tell me how are you going to bring it back? Hope is the only way forward. And like I like the idea of like not taxing tips, just saying these things. Like all these politicians, they're going to lie to us. But at least lied to us about some shit that makes us feel good and feel hopeful.

I'm glad you asked that, though, because a lot of Trump supporters, you're not a Trump supporter, but a lot of Trump supporters say they don't ask for, they'll ask for policies and ask how the dims are going to do that. But when he just says things, they do, yeah. Oh, bro, these guys, because, you know, I put out that rant. What was it last week or something like that?

And the rant, I just did the rant about him getting dog walked at the debate. So all his super fans, first of all, his supervans are so fucking woke. I don't even know why they talk about it. It's the exact same woke shit on both sides. Like right-wing bulk and left-wing rogue is the exact same thing. There's only one way they could see the world and everyone else is against him. There's no nuance, no nothing.

If you had eyeballs and ears, you watch the debate, you thought he got smoked and he was unhinged. Anyway, I said it, and it was just so funny to see the reaction. People do not want you to be truthful. They do not want you to be objective. They just want you to coddle them and make them feel good. And the extreme left and the extreme right are the exact same. They just want to be told, oh, you're right, whatever you feel is right. And if you divert from that in any way to form, you are the enemy.

Man. Fuck you. You're a piece of shit. You're not funny anymore. Oh, I was funny when I made you feel good. Man, I criticize Joe Biden. I'm Maga. I criticize Trump.

I love Kamala. Opera. Left, yeah, Democratic Shill. Yes. Democratic. Bro, I was in a restaurant, man, Saturday. Operative. I was in a restaurant Saturday.

Because I was out all day Saturday. I went to go see a friend. We had a nice get-together to friends' house playing spades. Slooth to my homegirl, Rachel, Rachel, love you. We had a good time. Then we went to dinner. And it was a table full of Latinos. Sluke to them.

And, Charlemagne, give me a pound. He's like, shawley. whole table, it's minimum everything. Shalamey, oh, we fuck with you, bro. Come on, bro, tell me, bro. Tell me, bro. You're with Trump, right, bro. You're with us, right, bro? I'm like, no, I'm voting for Kamala.

Nah, come on, bro. I know you got the maga hat in your back pocket. Like, what the fuck is going up? What have I said that would make you think I'm voting for Donald Trump? Because I criticized Biden and I was right? Yeah. You know what I mean? So you mean to tell me everybody else that was in action? actually in that administration, all the people, the Barack Obama's,

the Nancy Pelosi's, the Chuck Sumas, all of these people who also finally said, Joe, you got to go. You got to go, are they supporting Donald Trump? Just because they have eyes and ears,

and it's obvious to them that this person shouldn't be running. I don't think Trump should be running right now. I've told y'all this. I think this man wants to just go away. He's gotten shot at. trying to put them away. You know what I'm saying?

I think they found some they found some explosives in a car near one of his rallies. Recently again? Yeah, yeah. In Long Island. After the shit that just happened with the guns at the golf course?

I think it was either earlier this morning. Come on, man. It's like, yeah, he don't want to do this no more. You can tell. He don't, they're trying to get him to fuck out of here. Nah, I don't know.

That's Amateur Hour. Everybody keeps it out here like it. We got a couple, all these assassination attempts. This is showtime at the Apollo Amateur Hour, bro. If they really wanted Trump out there. Huh? It grazed his ear.

Amateur hour. First of all, let's be clear. If the real powers that be was trying to take Trump out, they would not be doing old school shit like shooting at him, bro. What would they be doing? Some shit that we ain't seen before. His page are exploded. Exactly.

They'll be doing some shit that we never seen before. They wouldn't be doing this shit sitting in the bushes at the golf course. Wow. You know what I mean? Like, come on. Like cut it out. That's why it bothers me when they try to make it seem like this is Democrats behind this shit. No, they would be doing something way more sophisticated.

And they would get them if they really wanted to get them. This is just a bunch of fucking crazy-ass people doing dumb shit. By the way, we act like this doesn't happen to presidents all the time. Do you know Barack Obama had more attempts on his life, three times more attempts on his life than any president ever? Ever. How come we didn't hear about? I don't fucking know. I really don't.

If you Google it. No, I believe it. Google attempts on Barack Obama's life. He had three times the attempts on his life more than any president ever. As president? As president. There was those guys in Colorado. They sent two letters to his house or to somebody with poison on him.

I believe you. Yeah. I mean, listen, this is a problem, I think, also by promoting it. Like, when you get behind it and you promote it, you create copycats. And I think that my fear is that that's what's going to happen now, that crazy people, because the last person that they found on his property is clearly a crazy person, is that crazy people get wind of this stuff and think that they should also do it. You think he was a Swifty?

That guy? Yeah. You think it's a coincidence that he tweets out, I hate Taylor Swift and hours later? Wow. She sent the goons for him. I bet you Taylor could get someone killed. Taylor can get somebody killed by just being Taylor. She don't have to say nothing.

People love her. You tweet out, I hate Taylor Swift, one of her craved-ass fans. Check that motherfucker's playlist, man. Straight up. Check his motherfucking playlist. See what he got on there. It's crazy. It's crazy.

He was a Republican, though. Yeah, but he's also like, he's also like a lunatic. He went out to the Ukraine. He was for, he was, like, supporting the Azov Battalion or whatever like that. I think that's the ones that had the Nazi ties. There's a lot of spooky shit going on. Yeah, man. Might have been in the ditty indictment.

I think you just don't know. You just don't know. And by the way, there is no room for political violence. I'm not with this shit. I don't want to see no presidents, no elected officials getting shot at. It's just politics at the end of the day, y'all. Like, that's it. Like, nothing more, nothing less.

Vote for you who you want to vote for. And, you know, when the person that wins, make that motherfucker be a president for all of America. It's also bad when presidents are getting killed regularly because it will stop anybody who's, you know, smart enough to actually be president from trying to do it. You know what I mean? Like if you go into being president going, yeah, there's probably 50% chance that I'm going to get killed.

Yeah. You're going to significantly reduce the quality of applicants. Well, we keep increasing the chances of shit like that happening when we demonize both sides. Everybody, like, if you're a Democrat and you're a Republican, that is fine. You don't have to act like the other person is the enemy. You don't have to act like the other person is a demon.

Why can't we just treat them like the corporations do? Talk to me. I'm just saying, like the corporations, like the big corporations don't seem to have a problem with Republicans or Democrats. They, you know, fund them both and lobby them both. And they're true. They want.

There's a little culture war that the rest of us are subjected to It was ridiculous because no matter who wins, we're still going to be in these senseless wars. No matter who wins, they're still going to be pumping the American people full of these pharmaceuticals. We don't know what the fuck is going to happen to years later. Jesus. There's this idea of a culture war that we all subscribe to, but the people that are making money off the country at the top are funding either side. Either side. They don't give a flying fuck.

So it's all bullshit. Here we are bickering over nothing while these other guys get rich. Fuck that. It's because that's all we have. We don't have the money they got. All we have is the noise. Complain. That's it.

We don't, we don't have the money, so we can't really impact any change. So all we can do is make motherfucking noise. That's it. That's literally all we can do. I was somewhere last night. Don't confuse noise for change. Don't confuse noise for change. That's not to say that you shouldn't make noise if you want change.

But there's a lot of noise this for your own ego. You will make noise if you're getting changed. Like if somebody takes a dick and put it in your butt and you've never had a dick in your butt. When you start making. making that noise, you're getting changed. Don't make me change you. Fuck, that's supposed to me. Okay.

You will. Right? Don't make me change you. Give me your daddy butter. Daddy butter. Get your daddy butter. I want your daddy butter. Yo, you can't say give me daddy buddy why you're getting sprayed.

Why not? You already getting spread. What else we got, Taylor? What's that in Kendrick Lamar? What does that mean? Wait a minute. We got all means necessary. Taylor, can you bring up...

We're going through them. Bring up your section, please? Oh, okay. UFC CEO, Dana White, addresses Terrence Crawford and Kendrick Lamar mixed up. At the fight, they put up... Terence Crawford was there, and they said he was Kendrick Lamar.

I think they did that on purpose. I don't even think that was like... I think they did that because Kendrick Lamar says in the song, I'm Terrence Crawford. I'm whipping feet. I think that's good promo. for UFC. You think that you think they really fucked up?

Yeah. So was Kendrick supposed to be there? No. I don't know, bro. I think they did this on purpose. I don't know why they ever put the name. It's too risky putting the name. Is it?

Yeah, because if you're famous and they put you on, people either going to know who you are or they're not. They don't need to read the name to know who you are. And it's always these type of situations where they end up fucking up. Don't put the name. You'll never fuck up. Just put them on it. Yeah, but the person watching doesn't know who that person is.

now you're just showing a random guy. You got to put the name, and now you know, oh, that's somebody. But the announcer always says it. We have blah, blah, blah here. Sometimes, but sometimes, like, you know, like Madison Square Garden, they just show Celebrity Row,

and they don't really say who's on it. Yeah, but they never fuck up the Madison Square Garden ship because they'll hit you before. So you don't think they did this on purpose at all? Just because Kendrick Lamar said in the song, I'm Terrence Crawford, I'm whipping feet. I mean, that is lucky, and they should definitely go off that. I think Dana even says it.

Let me hear what Dana said, man. That was pretty bad. He did kind of look like Kendra-Lamar, though let's not, let's not around. He kind of did look like Kendrick Lamar. But, yeah, that was, hey, so when I said we had a flawless production tonight, I take that back. Yeah, there was the one. That was that was that.

Are you expecting to get a text from Kendrick Lamar or Terrence Crawford? I was talking to Terrence Crawford. I don't want to call him. I don't know who the hell did that and thought it was, yeah, that was pretty bad. He did kind of look like Kendrake-L-Mar, though. But see, I'll do this, I'll do the same thing on purpose. I'll be like, man.

I'll be like, yeah, Joe Rogan, UFC CEO Joe Rogan. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Actually, they should lean into it. For the next one, they should purposely fuck somebody up. Yes. Yeah, that's a fun little thing to continue doing.

I think whoever did that did it on purpose. I really do. Yeah. Because Kendrick's. said, I'm Terrence Crawford, I'm whipping feet. I really feel like that. Yeah, I promise you that it's not. That didn't happen?

But I like that, you know, you look at, you know, people in a positive light like that. Did you see Terrence Crawford to the fight? Yeah, yeah, so what's up? Okay. Yeah. He dapped you up? He didn't know who fuck I was. He didn't know.

He thought you was Shane Gillis? He had no clue. He was, he had no clue who I was. I saw Breezy, though. Breezy did? Did he do Jane dance moves? No, no, no. It was, I mean, like.

Did he teach you any dance moves? Like Chris Brown's just walking around, giving our dance moves. No, I would think you were asking him or something. No, I didn't ask him for any dance moves. I've been kind of awkward. God, Dan, no, nice to meet you, man. Teller, don't be out of the band's squad like that. I hope that when you see motherfuckers like Chris Brown in the street,

you don't be saying shit like that. Why would I say that? He did you some dance moves. Why would I say that? I don't know. Don't embarrass us. God damn. That's all you can think to say to Chris Brown?

I'm saying from Andrew's point of you. You sound like me when I met Prince. What did he say? I grew up Jehovah Witness too. I didn't know what else to fucking say. It was Prince. That's what she said? Yes.

He was like, oh, we got to talk about that one day. Oh, shit. That's how it starts. It wasn't me. What does that mean, Taylor, gang? What is it wasn't me? Oh, yeah, what's this? So,

so, um, so, this picture was with Shaq and the girl he tried to deny it and then the girl basically put up receipts Why do you need

receipts for a single man? Shack ain't married I mean because he's going to act like that wasn't hurt that wasn't him basically that first of all once again

Shack is being funny am I tripping who doesn't know what is the Shack But then he put up these pictures saying like I guess he's are my wives too then or my bad my girlfriend's too.

I guess he's just trying to say that's not my girl. Yeah. That's it, but that's clearly him. What is it? Does he have his hand on all that breast? Yes. No. Come on.

Oh, come on. Oh, he's in front of the shack like that. Come on. Yeah, he's nine feet tall, bro. Yeah, but why is it always that persistent? Where else is Shaq going to stand? If he stands. You can just put the arm around them.

You don't have to like. Get it, my boy. Don't let that shame. You get it, my boy. They love Shaq, man. They love Shaq, man. People love Shaq, bro. Yeah, he is.

Shaq is one of the most lovable humans on the plane. I never met him, man. I want to meet Shaq. Jack is gravity. Is he really big in person? Come on. What kind of crazy? That sounds crazy.

Yeah. No, just on TV. He's only seven fucking two on TV. Yeah, he's big in person. But like big, big, like, oh, shit. It's, when he walks, there's a gravity. Like, literally human beings are just, just attracted to him. Yeah.

And it's a really peculiar thing. And I can't imagine what that does to your perspective on life when that's been the case for like 30 years. By the way, you can't teach that. Like what Shaq has is because he's just a naturally born star. He was born to be that individual. That's why I think him and Andrew Reeves connect so well. Because you can't teach that. You can't teach that level of stardom, why people are attracted to a person, why a person has a magnetic personality that folks just gravitate towards him.

If Shaq was, if Shaq was my height with that personality, he'd still get the same type of energy. Yeah. Shaq and Kevin Hart are like the same person. Personality-wise. Like the same type of energy. Yeah, they're just superstars. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

And then then you don't know, it just is what it is. And just think about that. Think about the package Kevin comes in. But he has this Genesee Quad that you just can't fucking. Some people got it. Factor in. And Shaq come in this big package, and he got the same Genesee Quas. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Big thing. Shout out to Kef, too. I got a new episode of my series, Out of Context, on YouTube with Kevin Hart this week, man. Your name came up in it a couple of times. What is this? You know, I do a one-on-one series,

I do one-on-one conversations with people. Yeah, I'm doing it on purpose because, like, I just, I call it out of context because I'm actually, I want to put people's careers in context. Okay. So, you know, the first one was L.L. Cool, J. So just putting him in the right context of being the first hip-hop super super,

star and everything he's actually accomplished. Why, even objectively, whether you enjoy him as a rapper or what, he has to probably be on everybody's Mount Rushmore, right? And the next one was Big Sean, right? Because we just had this whole, you know, battle of the Big Three and Kendrick, you know, proved that it is just big him. So where did the, where did the Shons and the wallets and all of those guys fall in? Got it. Right? So putting that in context. And then this one was with Kev and just talking about Kev as the mogul and businessman that he is and putting those things in context and putting things in context like, you know, situations like Kat Williams or him being an industry playing, all of that type of stuff like that.

Right. So, yeah, go check that out on my, uh, my YouTube page. See the God. When is that out? What is that out now? Kevin Hawley came out like two days ago. What's all right now? What else we got, Taylor?

Last one. What did that say? Get it. Black. Get it. Oh, man. Shout out to Cody. Black and sexy red.

What they do? I just love seeing them together. I love when Kodak Black do that little dance. He'd get behind her and he'd be grind. I like when he'd do his little feet. Hey, hey, hey, hey, get a yak. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Oh, God.

By the way, can't teach what they got. Yeah, yeah, Kodak. Can't teach what Kodak got. Kodak a star. You can't teach what Kodak got, bro. Kodak is Kodak. Kodak would be Kodak whether he was rich. Or poor.

Or poor. That is him. You can tell all the money did was multiply who he is by 100. And he's just a good kid, man, that's trying to figure it out. Where is it? Oh, they're on tour together, so who the fuck knows? Oh, oh. I just like when you do his little legs, like, I never thought of doing that.

All my years are grinding. I was all hips and pelvic. Nah, you got to do that. If I would have been doing the legs, ooh, ooh. Go sexy. Oh, thank you. What is the song? Go sexy.

Get it sexy. Or get it sexy. Get it sexy. Oh, oh. Oh, Taylor. She's just had a kid, right? No, sexy red grown. Oh, she just had a kid?

Oh, yeah, yeah. She got a couple of kids. But, like, wow, she's back in shape so fast from that. Amazing recovery. It's called Snapback. Yeah, she is. What's this last one? Get the oils?

That's what I showed you earlier with... Oh, did he? Let's play that DC Young Fly clip, man. Yeah, doesn't mean you cry, man. It's not going to make you cry. No, I said it did make me cry. Oh. DC Young Fly with that one on the car,

But how you move, Ma, is how we're supposed to move during these times. Because all the morals and the doctrines, this is the only time that we really apply it. When we hurt Joe, everybody going to read the book of Joe. Just read the book of Joe. He took everything from Joe. He snatched everything with Job. And just like every Christian, you know, like, we put so much good into the world. Why so bad coming to me?

He's like, you know what, I ain't really been bad to nobody. I just want to talk to him. I want to ask him why. Why he doing this to me? God looked at him and said, who are you talking to? Why not you? This is the time for you to praise my name. This is the time for you to tell the other people through the midst of pain.

I'm the one that's giving you the strength, fool. So when people think you crazy, Mom, you ain't crazy. You being obedient. And I'm here to tell the family, big bro, so it's time to be obedient. It's time to take charge. Because I know the twilight zone is real, but guess what? It's real. This is the real.

And I understand the pain. This is a familiar pain. And I'm here to tell you as a soldier, I'm scrapped up with you. I'm ready to fight with you. You understand? So continue to be a leader to. the family. Listen, it ain't over with y'all. It ain't over with. He did what he was supposed to do. We all don't borrow time. Nobody in here know how they're going to leave. But when you leave

and we meet our maker, we want to make sure, hey, wasn't I obedient? Didn't I do the best I could? So we're going to keep his name alive and I want to tell the family, I love y'all, and I'm here with you forever. Keep God first, everybody. Quorn, I love you, big, bro. You're a legend. See Youngfield. Everything he said is absolutely 100% correct. Beautiful. Because, you know, we always say that saying things don't happen to you. It happened for you.

It's hard to accept that when it's somebody that you love and they're no longer here. But, I mean, it's part of it, right? Like, part of death is life. And it's also, you know, in these moments, I think that's what he was trying to say with the story of Job. It's like, in these moments, this is where you need to rely on God the most. 100%. not your time to turn your back on God. God is going to be the one to lift you up during these dark times.

But he's so talented, D.C. Yeah. Man, D.C. can do it all, man. He's really so talented. He can do it all. And it's just so fun to watch because it's just like we all used to watch him on Instagram. He got it. He got it.

He got it. He got it. He got it. He got the thing. He got the thing. There's plenty of people online that come from his era that were doing skits and vines and sketches and all of that stuff. It just didn't happen for them.

And they had a little spark when it started, but to keep it going, to be able to take that energy that we saw on Instagram and take it to the world, take it to the stage, take it to TV, take it to movies. That shit is in you, bro. That shit is in you. And ain't on your Instagram. It's in you. You know what I'm saying? That's D.C. Young Fly. He got it.

Shout out to the whole 85 style show. You can listen to the 85 South Show on the Black Effect Eye Heart Radio Podcast Network. What else we got, Taylor? Oh, you know what? It was The guy gave dunk the day too They said negative This is the editor

In chief of National Review National Review Richard Lowry He's on Megan Kelly show And I don't want to tell people What he was accused of I just want you to hear it Because sometimes They'll tell us what we're supposed to hear

And you can't help but hear it But let's listen Taylor Play Rich Loudow To the full clip he says by drawing attention to what's happening on the ground. It's just, as the blind goes online, you don't hate them here enough. Go ahead. You remember alternative facts with Kelly Ann?

They did the same thing. She wasn't saying you make up fictions and pretend they're facts. You bring other facts to bear in the debate that are being ignored. And that's what he was saying. And I loved, I think it was in that interview where Dana Bash says, you know, the police have gone through 11 months of recordings of calls. And they've only found two Springfield residents calling, to complain about Haitian migrants taking geese from ponds.

Only two calls. I think one lesson in this whole story. People don't care about these. You would want to hear it again. I got to hear that one again. I got to hear that one again. I got to hear that one again. What did you hear?

Smooth, too. He said he was trying to say the word migrant. And he, he, that's what he. Sally said another word. Let me hear it, Taylor. No, there's got to be like a Twitter version. Yeah, there you go.

go. In that interview where Dana Bash says, you know, the police have gone through 11 months of recordings of calls and they've only found two field residents calling to complain about Haitian migrant taking geese from. Nah, that's got to be edited. That's got to be edited. You got to say, you have phone was hacked. He said, I'll be like, yo, my phone was hacked.

He said he was trying to say migrants. Huh? He said he was trying to say migrants. Yeah, we know what he was trying to say, Geraldman. But here's the thing. There's a lot of ways to get the N-wordville. Migrant ain't one of them. You can get the N-wordville if you say nickel.

Can I be honest with you? I don't even want to continue talking right now. Because them Haitians put voodoo on them to make them say the N-word. That was Haitian voodoo. You can get the N-word-ville saying nickel. Yo, I need you to say N-Wodgraw- Putting it in my head. You just say Nicaragua.

Stop it. You're a Nicar-Rae. You're a Nicar-Bankan. No! Don't put it in my brain! You can get there from saying, nickname. I'm not, hey, stop! Everybody stop! This is what you guys do to us.

You make us say it. Why is this so funny to you? Don't say that. I mean, you're just so full of shits and giggles. Why? Why is this tickling you so much? Why is this? Well, I am shitting and giggling right now,

This is just too funny. I've been shitting and giggling, bro. No, dude, he just dropped a full end bomb. But his excuse was terrible. What he said? I was trying to say migrants. He said, I was trying to say migrants with a short eye. I never even heard of that shit before.

You ever heard of that, Chris? You're the writer here. Huh? I don't know. He said, he said, he said immigrants is a long eye. Migrants is a short eye. And he was trying to say it with a short eye. I don't know.

And it took him to knick, knack, patty-wack, give him a white a bone! Now, he said, uh, he's a, yeah, he just dropped that end bomb, bro. That was crazy. That's crazy. That's, so what do you think? What do you, what is that? Do you give him a pass?

That pat, I mean, isn't it what the fuck? I mean, it's nothing you can do. Here's the thing. I use Cracker. Okay. So, you know, that's, that's how I retaliate. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but it doesn't hit the same.

For all the cool things black people have invented, they haven't really found a way to describe white people. Let me tell you something. Man-Aze hits too. No, I'm gonna tell you, mine hit. When I'm on the radio, when you did, man-haze had a moment. How many-hays had a moment?

Back in the day, you could be a-like. No, man-a-mom, but it's done now. What about pasty? No, no, no, no. Nothing hits like that embalm. No, I'm gonna tell you what hits. I'm telling you what? Trump supporter.

There's nothing. Racist. Or Karen Hitch, bro. Let me call him it racist. Nah, Cracker is nothing. You can't just say, racist, though. You got to say something that makes them sound racist or, like, accuse them of something but not say it's racist. Racist only works against liberals.

Oh, my God. Conservatives are so used to being called racist that they're desensitized to it. They're like, all right, this is just part of liberal race. So why do they freak out with the own liberal television? I'm telling you, the racist shit is played out with the conservative whites. It just doesn't affect them in the same way. I don't know. No, white girls, they don't like that shit. They might not be conservative. The liberal young white girls, yes, because they don't really, they really care about how they're perceived in the world. Say again?

She wasn't young. I think cracker still hitched, bro. What about Snowflake? Yo, conservatives don't like snowflict. They don't like snowflake. What about cracker-ass snowflake? Snowflick-ass cracker? It's got to be like, it's got to be something that, yeah, you need a different one for liberals and a different one for conservatives.

There's not one blanket that you could just say. to all whites that they're upset about. Liberals don't like being called cowards. I realize that. No, that's not true. Well, at least the politicians, though. Yeah, just one. Chuck Schumer, just one.

No, not just him. The politicians do not like being called cowards. But I will say, I got to get him credit. Pull up what Joe Rogan said about Connoll, but I got to get him credit. They've been showing a lot of courage. Pushing Joe out the way, took a lot of balls, bro. I don't give a fuck.

And they've been kind of showing a lot of courage since. It's been hard to call him cowards the last couple of months It's been hard I haven't seen anything cowardly You know they they really taking it Takes courage to stage a coup and remove us Sitting president I agree Listen

Yes turn that one up Shout out to salute through Joe Rogan How old is Rogan? I like if Rogan gets a salute when he says this When I say that you go Oh you switch inside Oh you switch inside Oh you switch inside

I see, don't choose up now. Joe Rogman's not on the pod. It's not fun. Okay. Let me hear. I just want to say, whoever's helping her, whoever's coaching her,

whoever's the puppet master running the strings. Yeah. You did a fucking amazing job. She's a great job. They did an amazing job from the moment Biden drops out, forcing Biden to drop out.

Whatever they're doing, whoever's writing those speeches, getting her to deliver him, coaching her. She's nailing it. She nailed that one speech. She's like, say it to my face. She was cheer.

Yeah, she nailed it, dude. And then last night, to me, when I was like, oh, my God, this is jujitsu, where she was like, if you go to his rallies, his crowds are boring, they're tired, they're all leaving her. My crowds are the best crowds. I have the number one crowd. He couldn't help himself. And she got him. She baited him on that.

She walked him right into it. 100%. 100%. So the difference in that debate was not. a difference in like who's going to have better policies. Who's going to be better for the country? The difference in the debate, in my opinion, was who was better prepared. She was way better prepared.

And even when it came to answering tough questions, instead of answering, she would just say things that she believes. And they sounded real good. And that's the soundbite. That's called being a savvy politician. It's also called being someone who's working with a team versus someone who's like, they said Trump, that deal was. the best deal. They've never seen a deal

like this before. They said, how did you put that deal together? People say that was just brilliant. Yeah, I know. He's not working with a team that's like, I mean, I know he's doing mock debates. I know he did one with, I think he did one with Tulsi Gabbard, but someone needs to like tell him, like, you've

got these tiny little windows and you should have all the words ready for those windows. He started out. There should be no repeating things. Yeah. He started up. Okay, listen. First of all, amazing take, Rogan. I salute that guy. I'm glad to hear Rogan say this.

I hate you. But I want to say, if you watch Joe Rogan, this shouldn't surprise you because this is why people like Rogan. I think this is why people like us. Because we're objective about it. You're a Democratic operative, but outside of that, yes, we're objective. I can still be critical of them as an operative, as a shill. Right? I can still be critical at them.

I'm not going to lie to people about them. Absolutely. He's not lying about what he saw. And I will say... It's an honest take. That is what happened. Two things I disagree with, though. Okay.

And one is not really a disagreement. It's just a statement. What we're seeing from the vice president now is who she is. This is what I've been trying to tell people. This is why I got frustrated the last three and a half years because I expect... I expected somebody of her stature and her talent to not succumb to the VP. I know the VP role you've got to play a certain position, right? It's better to be seen and not heard, but I just expected more of her because I voted for her.

I never voted for Joe Biden. I voted for her because she was on the ticket. That's who I was voting for. So what you're seeing, like he's saying the team and everything, yes, she has a team, but this is really her. And guess what? She's really not even loose yet. Joe said something. Joe said he's nailed the speeches.

The speeches is something that's kind of frustrating me a little bit because she's saying the same thing over and over and over and over. It's like a set. Like, comedians have a set. Yeah. And they have a set, too. But you can't really do that in 2024 because we see too much of each. We see too much of them. So how did you're going to say she could get more loose? Like how would she get more loose? Listen, yes. She should be on, she didn't even get a bottle of baby load. Nobody get a bottle of baby on. I know. It's sold out everywhere.

Please sold out. You know what she should do? You know what she should do? She should do Rogan. And I've already suggested that she should do Rogan. That would be great. Vice President Kamala Harris should do Rogan. It'll be a great conversation. I know Joe Rogan and Kamala Hasel will have a great conversation.

50 million views easily on YouTube. Easily. That'd be far. I want it to have... I think they both should do it. I think both presidents should go on the biggest platform in the country and then speak to the people. I think there's a smart thing to do. When in history have they not done that? I don't think there's been a

time in history where both presidents didn't go on the biggest platform. Well, I guess the last election, but before that, before Joe became the biggest platform, the presidents went to NBC, ABC, they went and they spoke in front of the world. I agree. I think it would be, like, for example, I'd like to see the vice president on Rogan and Trump do something like Breakfast Club. Oh, you're saying. You know what I'm saying? Because you kind of expect, you know what I'm want to see you both on both. Yeah. God, diddy? Damn.

God damn. Is it a freak off or not? Is it a freakoff or not? Are we having a freakoff or not? That's what needs to happen. That's what America's built on. America's built on freak off. By the way, it might be something to that.

Of course there's something to that. Oh, my God. Everybody just come in the room and let's just have one big fucking orgy. What do you think Thanksgiving was about? Stuff in that turkey? How? Why do you think it was stuff in that turkey? And the first one was multicultural.

It was pilgrims. What? What did you say that? What? I did not say that. I did not say that. Did you hear what he said? This guy is shooting from the hipton.

I said, let's pay some bills and do some after you. What the fuck is this, man? Everybody keeps sending me this. Let me listen to this real quick, man. Yeah. Plus one. Party, I don't really remember what I was saying.

You know what I'm saying? Would you like a reminder? Yeah, show. Play so much. Hey, yo. Yo, I love it all. I love it all, man. I like when you like this, Daddy.

Daddy, I like when you scrambling and scraping for shit. That was you. Scambling. You said, I like when you do it like that, Daddy, when you're scrambling and scraping for shit. Hey, man. Oh, God. Square face.

To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, your safe way. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. Thanks again to Squarespace for supporting this week's episode of Brilliant Idiots. SquareSpace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand, Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience,

and sell anything from products, the content, to time. All in one place, all on your terms. Start a completely personalized website with the new guided design. System Squarespace Blueprint. Choose from professionally curated layout and styling options to build a unique online presence from the ground up. Tail it to your brand of business and optimize for every device. Easily launch your website and get discovered fast with integrated optimized SEO tools,

but you show up more often the more people and grow the way you want. With Fluid Engine, the next generation website editor from Squarespace, it's never been easier for anyone to unlock unbreakable creativity. Choose your website's starting point and customize every design detail with reimagined drag and drop technology for desktop or more. Stretch your imagination online with fluid engine included in any new Squarespace site. Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial. When you're ready to launch, go to squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain.

That's Squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's do some asking idiots T. Diddy? Damn. Damn. Yo, just a couple ask idiots. Just a couple ask idiots. You gotta leave right now? It's only 305.

Where you gotta go? Where you got to go? The Bronx. Uh-oh. What's in the... God damn. What? You're going back to the food shelter.

Get that cheap... The food shelter, right? What are you going to walk in that lobby and listen to Usher play? What? There goes my baby. Flush. Oh. Okay.

Okay. Okay. A.B. XBR.392. What's the most unexpected lesson you've learned from your podcasting journey? Great question, Schultz. Most unexpected lesson

I've learned from my podcasting journey. God, I don't know. That's a good one. I mean, I just learned a lot of shit. I'm trying to think, unexpected? I honestly don't know. I think for me, the most unexpected lesson

is that words do stand the test of time meaning that everything we're saying right now five years from now, 10 years from now, 15 years from now, 20 years from now, people will still

hold us to that. And I don't know if they should. I remember having a conversation with Malcolm Gladwell once and I love all Malcolm Gladwell's books but I remember when he put out his, I don't remember what book it was. What was the last books he put out?

Was it Blink? What was the last book he put out, Chris? No, he had one after Blink. The one that was about Sandra Blaine. I can't think of the title right now. It was rooted about Sandra Blan. I can't remember. Whatever one of his latest books was,

I didn't remember talking to him about, what was it? The bomber mafia? No. No. I can't remember. But I didn't remember. But I just remember him saying that a lot of stuff he wrote in his earlier books,

he doesn't necessarily believe anymore, right? I'm paraphrasing here, but it was something along those lines. And I was like, no, don't tell me that. But what he's saying, it makes sense. If you're constantly growing and you're learning, you're gaining new information, what you wrote in outliers or what you wrote in tipping point may not apply to you anymore, but people are in different places in their journey. I don't remember

It's all good I don't remember But my David and Goliath I think it was No it couldn't have been David and Goliath What I don't remember

But my point is If you hold us If you hold us accountable For things we said 10 years ago 15 years ago That's not fair To the men we are now You know what I'm saying

Yeah If you listen to this shit Who's going back 10 years To find something you said It depends on success You get Well that's the thing Like, they're not...

You keep getting more and more successful. They're going to do that. But I guess to me, I'm like, well, what is the impetus of that? Like, why are people doing that? Why are they trying to go back into your history? Because you're successful. I understand that. So, like, if the goal in that situation is to go through your tweets

or go through the old episodes, radio shows that you did, just to remove an opportunity that you've really worked hard for, then I think that that person is going to have to deal with that karma. I don't think that you're dealing with the karma. Oh, no, no, I'm good. Listen, we're good. I'm just saying like that.

It was an unexpected lesson because it literally, I never thought of it like that. Like, I almost thought of what we do on radio and podcasting like Snapchat. Yeah, it's like it disappears. It disappears. You know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't realize like,

oh, this shit is a book, huh? Y'all see? You know what I mean? You're like, y'all really going back, you know, subscribe to this shit. And it's like, we've always made jokes. We've always been satire. You know what I'm saying? We've always told you, trust us. We're lying. We've always told you you should believe us even though we're lying. Like, we're here to entertain. So it's just that was an unexpected lesson. And that's why I'm very intentional now about being in this

present moment and with my words. So if I tell you suck my dick right now. That's what you mean. I absolutely mean it. And I stand on that. Um, Hassan underscore says You learn that the world is ending on Sunday What are the things you would do to prepare? I go to Taylor Swift wherever she is I'll watch that final Taylor Swift concert Because you know that shit's gonna be fire

You think Taylor would still be giving concerts? Oh, yeah You think Taylor, if Taylor knew the world was in this Sunday How arrogant would you be? How arrogant are you that you know the world is in the Sundays So you decide to have a concert? You need to give it to the people It's not arrogant.

It's a gift. you're giving to the people. They need one more great concert from the greatest artist of all time before we all die. Don't you think that that's the right kind thing to do? I'm just going to spend as much time with my family as possible.

I'm taking my family Taylor Swift. Yeah. I'm going by myself? No, they want to experience greatness as well before they get out of here. That would be wild. You think your family want to hang out with you in the last day?

By the way, if every... They've been hanging out with you everything. By the way, if everybody... If everybody knew the world was ended on Sunday, I wouldn't leave the fucking house. This shit would be like a purge. It should be like a ditty party. Okay.

It should be like a motherfucking ditty party. They need to do another purge, but based on a ditty party, though. They need to do a ditty freak off purge movie immediately. That movie? Oh my God. Oh my God. Dude, Daddy butter is one of the most disgusting things ever been. Great to be movie name, though.

Daddy butter? Daddy butter. Daddy butter is a great tuby movie movie. Yeah, shout out to a movie. That's going to be the name of this podcast, Daddy, Butter. Daddy, butter. Scroll up, Taylor. Morfield Jr. Andrew, dream role to play in a movie you presented.

Man, oceans, uh, if they do the oceans movies. Mm-hmm. If they do like more oceans movies, like Ocean's 11, 12, 13, like that- You got a young Clooney vibe to you? I would, that would be the dream for sure. That would be the dream for sure. Eon Laffey says. Would you rather lose your sight?

Bruh, this is a funny question to ask me. Or have everyone who ever knows you forget every shit. This would be a funny question that has Sean comes right now. Gee, yo. You don't need sight because he fucks everything. So I feel like that would be the one that he would let go. A hole is a hole. Yeah.

But to make everybody forget every memory in you. Yo, that is sad. You got to build new friendships all over again. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't like this question because I don't want either one. Yeah. That's why it's a hypothetical. That's right. What are your hypotheticals?

Have everyone who ever know you? Do you want to die or get $100? Listen, your wife don't know you, your kids don't know you? Like, nah, brah, bro. Nah, bro. Hey, I got one better for you. You didn't give me a C, but I'll give you one. I'll suck my own dick.

Nashirama says one thing about fatherhood you tell everyone to watch out for. Nobody even asked them. I know. I thought words are intentional. Nobody even was curious. Nobody even wanted to know if he would do that. He just said shit. He just said words are intentional.

Yeah. He's like, whatever you say on this pie will haunt you for years to come. It's crazy. Nobody asked you if you would suck your own dick. Listen, Natshirama. Nasha Rama says one thing about fatherhood. That's crazy, bro. You tell everyone to watch out for.

What you think? shows. What? One thing about fatherhood you tell everyone to watch out for. You turn gay as fuck after your fourth daughter? That's a fact. You have four daughters that gay creep out. Yo. You just said you wanted to go-gurt yourself. You think Diddy can get a lube endorsement after this? Yeah. G-Gert. K-Y. It's good. Dude. K-Y. When it's in the right hand, it's for the paint. When it's in the left-hand, it's for the stain. K-Y. That's pretty good.

But what is one thing about fatherhood? You tell everyone to watch out for shows. God. What is the honest? The honest thing? Yes. About fatherhood? Hmm.

Expect the unexpected. Yeah. I mean. Don't think about it too hard. meaning like there's no blueprint for it. There's no plane. You can talk to your dad. You can talk to your mom.

You can talk to other fathers. You can talk to other mothers. Everybody's experience is different. How fast it moves. That's what I was saying. Like every week something is going to change and that last week you'll never have back again. So embrace every single week.

That's right. Like there's a period where they just sleep on you and then that period stops. Like embrace every single week. that that is unexpected. Listen, I agree with you. And, um, oh,

I lost my train to talk because my daughter texted me just now as we was talking. What does she say? Uh, she thinks I'm home. She's crazy. Um,

yes, to everything you just said. Right? I had a fire thought to go at that and it slipped my mind just that fast. What did you say? Maybe something to trigger me back

to remember? That, like, um, I don't remember what we were talking about either. Shit. Oh, no, that it just moves so fast. It just moves so fast. Like being a parent, that's the most unexpected thing.

You think you're going to have all this time and all these different stages. Like, the stage where they can't crawl is so quick. And then once they can crawl, they are on the move. They don't stop. Yes. And what you just said reminded me of why I do not understand deadbeats. I do not understand a person who is not in their child's life

every moment of it. Like I want to be in the house because to your point it moves so fast like if you don't see your child for a month you don't see your child for a couple months

that person they're a different person especially when they're young and their developmental stages like I need to be there I got a micromanaged mind I got to be on top of all of mine every single day

like you start to see new birth all types of stuff they learn new words they learn every day these kids are learning something new I do not understand anybody who is not in their child's life 24-7. I get it if you and the mother didn't work out,

you know, and the mother might be keeping you away from the child. But if you're purposely not trying to be in your child's life every moment of the day, that's just some legendary sucker shit because you are missing out on so goddamn much. Yeah. Let's end with this one because this is, when I tell you this is top-tier, brilliant idiots,

This is why our listeners are the best. This is why we're both so ridiculous because of y'all. This is an amazing question. Lewis Barra Jasko says, if you could rework the penis, what would you do and what features would you add? Oh, man. I mean, obviously, like, control to orgasm.

Like, if there was some sort of switch you could put off or, like, a gate, like a... Say again? You want multiple? I don't want multiple, because there's more chances of getting the wrong. girl pregnant. I want to be able to shut it down so that I

cannot when I want a nut. Did you listen to what the fuck you just said? What? You said more chances of getting the wrong girl pregnant. You're married. You only got one girl. I'm saying before. Oh, okay. Just making sure. Yeah, I'm going to bust multiple nuts. I just want to shut it down and then just, you know, she could orgasm. You want to be able to program it. Like, yo, I need a hot 45 tonight.

Or just like a button or something like that like makes you not nut, you know, like a topor. Like a No, you need you a nut. No, no, but once after, don't you want a nut first? You don't really care about that? No, no, no. He basically said he want to put his dick on a timer, Taylor. I know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not even on a timer. I don't want a timer. I just want to, all right, once you nut, then I'll nut. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You need a nut. How many times? Once.

She only gets one time? Well, how many times do I get to nut? Mm. Y'all hate equality. I know, that's great. All these women out here with no orgasms, not getting none. And you mad about getting one? One is enough.

Yeah. I want an extend-do. You want more, Dick? Yeah. What do you want to do with all this? I don't want that much more. I got a good bit. I just want to be able to, like, if you want to, like, you know, if I could rework it,

I could rework it to make it any size I want, at least, like, you know, not any size, but give me up to an 11 range. Why do you mean? 11 is weird. Yeah. What is that that you, what are you trying to achieve with that? That's a wild. Because I don't want to go blind

and I don't want to have people forget my memories. I've got to be able to stuck my own dick. So I needed to be longer enough to do it. And the podcast. And the podcast. As always. I'd make it vibrate. Oh, make it vibrate.

That's far. You could, I'd do that. You can make your dick vibrate. There's toys you can put it out. No, you could do it yourself with your own body. I'm doing it right now. Yeah, you just go like this. I'm doing it right now.

Okay, now end the pod. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. You ready? Let's do it. Bye, everyone. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant.

You're absolutely right. But when you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple, idiots don't know shit. You're right too. It's the brilliant idiots podcast. Thank you for listening. Hey. Are you one of those media strategy people clicking through slides, scrolling spreadsheets?

Yes? Good. This is for you. Because on Spotify, there's an audience that's different. Locked in. Loyal, invested. They're called fans. Fans don't just listen to music. They feel seen by it like it belongs to them. So when your brand shows up

on Spotify, that's who you're talking to. And you're right next to artists like me. Lizzo. So, are you ready to talk to fans? Spotify Advertising. You're among fans.