The Brilliant Idiots - Daddy D Less

Episode Date: September 25, 2021

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It's so stupid. It's positively brilliant. Yep, Charlemagne de God. Andrew Schultz. We are the Brilliant Idiot's podcast. Back for another week of Brilliant Idiotness. Schultz is already fired up. Waxes here.

I can't believe they made that stupid movie, yo. A movie. What is that shit called when women played baseball? Because the men were... I thought it was actually called... Field of Dreams? I thought it was called Women played baseball. Definitely not called Fielded games.

What the movie called? I don't remember no baseball movie with women? All the men had to go... Oh. Tom Hanks was the coach. Bad news best. What was it? No, no, no, no.

What was the name of it? What's the lady? Ricky Lake was on there. Ricky Lake, for real? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see a baseball movie with women. A league of their own. A league of their own.

That's what that was about? Yeah, all the men had to go to the Army and all women had to play baseball. Yeah, we had to go fight a war, win a war. So everybody here wasn't speaking fucking German and Japanese, and then they went and play baseball. And then, like, it's this fucking heroic. thing. Was that based on a true story? Yeah. It was. I had never heard of that ever in my life.

I really like it. So there was an all-woman baseball league? Well, yeah, because the men were in trenches. Jesus. Yeah. We were stopping Nazis. I think it was that war. Madonna? Madonna? Yeah. And somebody in fucking Hollywood looked at that time period and they were like, what's the most heroic story to tell about this? I mean, that is an interesting story. I never even knew that was a legal their own was about. Right. It's maybe an episode of fucking Law and Order or something like that.

Hold on. Was it major league? What? It was major league? I don't know if it was major. Softball. You know, probably a pickup game. It was like Puerto Ricans on fucking 130 seconds.

They did good. They was hitting home runs and stuff like that. They couldn't have been doing that good. If they was doing that good, then they would have still been around. Like, anytime you could see something that you make money off of, if it was doing well, ratings-wise, revenue-wise, wouldn't you think they'd be a woman's major league baseball league? Nah, they see how hard it really is. And they're like, no, because when the better players came in, we want to see the best players at the end of the day, no matter how sex this. or racist we are, right?

But can't you make a WMLB then? I mean, you can, but women ain't going to watch it. Man, somebody, there's a comedian out there who got the best joke about that shit. We saw that shit two weeks ago. That shit slapped. Who, Billy? Billy Burr, man. Billy Burr got a WNBA reality show joke that makes so much sense.

Protect it, protect it. I mean, I'm not going to be able to give nobody jokes away, but I'm going to, I can't wait until he puts that in the special because that's one of them ones that kind of needs to be in the ecosystem because it makes it. you just really think about your own shit. Like, where's the unity and group operation? Where's the support? Hey.

You know what I mean? Hey. Now, what's up? You're like, what you pour into, girls is nobody's pouring into the WNBA. Why is that? All of these women out here that are, we know why this. What I'm saying? I don't want to watch sports.

You know what I think? Nah, they like to watch it. Yeah, yeah. They love watching sports. No. They do. They love watching sports. But you know what?

I bet you if it's a sports where you can see women lose and they all to watch it. They don't like each other. They don't like each other. So it's like right now they all win and it's like, oh, I'm not going to go watch that. These girls win and they're on TV. How about this?

You know there's losers in the WNBA, right? I get out of the end of the day, but if it's something that they could get in. Yeah, that's what I'm saying? What if during the timeouts, you could hear them talking shit about each other's outfit? Oh, that's one. Yeah, but they all got the same thing on.

No, there's two different teams. That's about social media. All like the colors and everything else. Yeah, like, oh, they got purple in their jersey. Like, if they're, if they're, They did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, oh, my God, her extensions are crazy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The basketball was more like this on social media. That's why social media is like that, though. I mean, that's why the bubble works so well. The bubble work well because they didn't have an audience, but everybody was tweeting. You know, everything's better with tweets, man.

People like the interaction. It don't matter what it is. Football games is packed. What do you mean? NFL NBA games are really packed. 100%. That's the thing with dudes. Like, as disloyal as we may be,

in like relationships or whatever like that. Our relationship with our football teams and stuff like that. Like it's a football team, you're a hairstylist or barber, and the jeans you wear. Like if I got a pair of jeans that fit, there's no reason for me to go buy another pair of jeans, right? For ever. For a long time.

That's it. I didn't find a lot yet. I don't know if y'all remember. Like when I was younger, Levi's had the game on lock and I just, I had a pair of fucking Levi's. And then it was just like, I think it was 34, 34, or something like that.

It was this pair of Levi. And then I think Levi's changed the shape of their jeans? European. Maybe it went more European or something. I was like, yo, how could you, bro? Like, I was never again, I wore another pair of them. Because you're at the age where you care about comfortability more than anything else. Yeah.

I just want to be comfortable. These shit right here, I know I had these shit for like three years. Yeah. Pull my sweatpants. Yeah. I could order more, but these shit fit right. They fit good. They just fit good.

As long as it's not the little like balls that are on the, you know, the, uh... Even when that happens, who cares? No, no, you got to switch it up. Ah, you're too rich, bro. You talk about gazebo's and shit. You can't have fucking little balls in your sweatpants. Why? Why? Why are you worried about things like that?

Who can't? What finances got to do with it? I like to be comfortable. You need to decrackify you, man. That's my money, money. Because you can have all the money in the world, but it don't buy comfort. By the way, most of the expense of shit, they ain't comfortable. Them jeans you're talking about?

Man, I'll text Waleigh every now And then he'll be like, yeah, what's the dope jeans out? He'll be naming shit to me. Like, shit, I can't even pronounce. Like, I can't even armorary. I don't fucking know. Amiri? Amiri.

Yeah, you know what I mean? I go try them shit on. Man, I look like Taylor. It's thick as fuck. Like, where I'm going on with these? Yeah, but I got tired of that shit. Put the smart pants up. Where is the day?

You know what I mean? Pairs. You know what? That shit is crazy. I'll text Waleigh. For real? Does he ever hit you back late? Why don't you ever text me with my outfit?

I'm coming out. Nah, that's my dude. Me and Wally talk about all type of stuff. I fuck a Wiley. And the funny part is, you know, people will send you shit and you'll try it on. And you don't really know. Even though they don't feel right,

let me see how they look. So you ask the wife, how these look? Like, where are you going with those on? It all depends on. Where are you going? Where are you going with those on? You go in the backyard?

And then you feel like, I'm going to send these to somebody. I'm like, don't nobody wear this size. Yeah, but I got some. Where are these European size 30? 31s, 302s, and then they try to tell you that, oh, it's just European size. That's why it's smaller. No, them shit just tight. Like, I can't do it.

I ain't that cool. I'm not cool enough to wear jackets in the summertime. And I'm not cool enough to wear tight pants ever. I'm not cool enough to wear socks. Not the only people with the socks in the back cut out. Oh, now he used to do it. What about that right there? No, that's fly.

That's fly. That's fly. How was y'all week, though? Good, man. Shit. We had a big week. We filmed the special this past week. How did that go?

It was great, man. It was a surreal experience. Do you feel like you nailed it? Yeah, man. I think we got something special. Again, I don't like, what is it called, counting the chickens before they had something. Because we have to go in there with the edit.

That's right. We have to really piece this thing together. And, you know, this is, you know, that's also, there's a lot of choreography that goes into that, making it beautiful and making it different. And what we've done with stand-up, especially, like, online, translating those things to television. You know, like there's certain limitations that you usually have on television, and then we try to do things so you don't have to limit yourselves in that.

You know, so it's like, so we, you know, we had a bunch of fucking cameras in there. And I wanted this thing to feel like you're at Andrew Shult's show, not, oh, this is a special tape. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, sometimes you see a special tape and you're like, oh, yeah, yeah, this feels like this is kind of choreographed. And everybody's in on it. It's like, nah, like, I should make anybody get like them 3D glasses. even though they never worked, just tell me. But they're in there anyway?

No, it's funny. But yeah, so it's just like. It's a live energy that you feel at the shows you want to be felt while you're watching. Yeah. Like, there was moments in it. Like, you know, we taped four shows. But there's moments where it's like, like, I want to call out what's happening. Like, I want to call out like that we're taping this.

I'm not pretending we're not taping it. You know, sometimes you tape your show. It's like, we're pretending there's no cameras around here. Now there's cameras around here. Yeah, yeah. You're still going to get the business. Now it's just way more people are going to see it. Yeah.

So it's just like finding that balance, finding all these moments and like... And the time, right? So you're going to be on TV. So they give you a certain amount of time. Yeah. So the way you would fuck around to the crowd, you can do that. You can't do that when you know you got to go in to edit the trim shit for time. Well, maybe, or maybe there's no time.

Ooh. You know what I mean? Maybe the thing is as long as it is long. Yeah. You know what I'm? Yeah. That's more. 100%.

100%. Just doing that. And these guys killed it, man. You know, Alex. directing it, he murdered it, and Mark E. P.N. It and Dove EPN it and Volus shooting it and just like having the guys out there. And it was really cool to see this vision come together. I mean, like, I remember over two years ago, even designing the set. Like, Mark and I were just sitting down like, all right, what should this

fucking set look like? And then when you put something in fucking Photoshop and then you hand it over to like a set designer and these people, and then you see it in real life, wow. It's wild, right? Like, Like, it's almost like, you know, like, you see designs of a house. You're like, oh, this would look cool here. And then in real life, you see it. That's what I do in my TV studio. Boom.

That's what I'm like. The studio's fire, by the way. But it took a lot because all to you. You got to get rid of that gamer chair. You're 47 years old. My daughter was like, why is that a gamer chair? I'm like, yeah. 55 years old.

I'm not playing a video game. You're talking about like important cultural shit, right, sitting in a fucking gamer chair, right? But the back screen, the curve screen. I don't know if you do that live or afterwards, but the choreography with the imaging. Oh, that's live. So you have to get that timing right. All the timing.

But no, that's not up to me. That's up to them. That's up to the people in the control room. I thought, honestly, the set looked fucking sick. My only issue is the chair. That's what my daughter is, my daughter said, why are you sitting in a game with you? The crazy part is when I was describing the set.

And that's the thing. I don't know how to do technical terms. You know what I mean? So I'm like, so we walk in here. And we got mad, you know, we have a lot of experience film as Santa. We do this shit every single weekend, right? But we're still ghetto about it.

Like, we don't know the works. I mean, you know the words. You know what I'm saying? So, so, like, there's one of the cameras, right, is a camera that's called a steady cam. So the guy's able to move around the whole set and the camera doesn't move. It's on this whole gyro. He looks like Doc Ack. The shit is connected to him.

The camera with the stick that the dude will be holding when he be running around. We call that shit the handicamp. Right? So we took Get the handy cam Got here He can move here Get this shot or whatever

And then everybody on the says Looking at it's like What the fuck is a handy cam They don't want to say it to us Because at the same time We're producing a fucking special Right So bro.

They got their own language Exactly But like you know what I'm talking about I know exactly you talking about And they're like The handy can I'm like the guy with the thing on his back And they're like

Oh yeah the steady cam Whatever you all want to call it Just make sure he gets the shot That's why you gotta have a good Why everybody that fucking smart over there? Like, why everybody got more than them guys? No, they're not smart. They're just in their wheelhouse.

They got their own vocabulary. They got their own vocabulary. I say that to Rachel all the time. My show run. I said after her this morning. I'm like, you know I don't know the words. Yeah. So I got to call her.

So I'm looking at edits. I'm looking at this. I'm like, and I just got to explain where I want this shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Even when we was talking about the set design, I'm on the phone with the set designers. They're like, so Shaw, man,

what's your vision for the set? I'm like, I wanted to look like the inside of the new escalate. And I wanted to feel like, I wanted to look like the inside of a new escalate. And I want you to imagine Wakanda had a radio station. That's fire. Yo, Wakanda radio station makes sense. That's it. And they was like, okay.

Yeah. Okay. So when the first rendering came back, it was very close. Yeah, yeah. Very close to what we, you know, was trying to do. And we finally got it to where we got it. But that's all I need. Like, I'm not a, I'm not a.

I'm not a detail person. I'm an idea person. I'm a big idea person. And then y'all come in here and tell me how to make this big idea work. I can tell you exactly what I want and what I wanted to feel like, but I can't give you all a intricate detail. And then after that first rendering comes, now I can look and say, yeah, let's do this, let's do that, let's do that.

But I can't explain that shit in technical terms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, I look really cool, man. We were watching it. We were in, because it came out Friday, we got into Austin where we taped the special and we were at dinner watching it. And, uh, shots to YouTube TV.

It was YouTube TV. It was on YouTube TV? Yeah. Well, YouTube TV has MTV. Gotcha, got you, got you. It's basically cable, but through, or Comedy Central, yeah, yeah. It came on, no, it didn't come on MTV. Came on Comedy Central VH1 and it had on three networks that night.

I definitely, I know Comedy Central VH1 and I think Primel Plus. We watched on Comedy Central. Yeah. Yeah. And, um, it sparked. an interesting dinner conversation. I love that. That's what it just shows about.

What did this park? What was the conversation? So we're sitting there where there's like, how many of us? Like nine of us? Mm-hmm. Okay. Alex, Derek, Jameel. Three blacks.

Black guys. Myself, Mark Dove. Vala is Pakistani. Dove is from Africa. No. But white. So you are our number. He's Moroccan.

No, no, no. Mark were out of number. You're not, no. No. You're not. You're not. And then maybe another person. Not so, just eight.

Okay, so it was eight. And we're having a conversation about the accountability for white America. And we're like, what is? And I was asking, I was like, what is the best way to make change? Is it pointing at what white America has done and making white people? Because we looked at the shirts that you put out, right? Decrackify America. Yeah, but what is it?

Decractification. I'm not a bad white person or something. I'm a good white person. That shit was super corny. White people do not ever wear that fucking shirt. They kill them. Them shit's selling crazy. Black people buying them for their white.

No. If you're a fucking white dude, you wear that shirt, you're a fucking loser. No way. You know what I'm saying? If you're a loser if you wear that shirt... It assumes all white people are bad. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't.

That's the point. If you're a white person who buys that shirt, you're drawing a line in the sand. And it's just like... And by the way, do you know what joke that episode was based off? You should know you're a stand-up comic. What is it? I said it in the episode. I wasn't able to watch the whole episode.

Chris Rock, niggas versus black people. Just like Chris Rock drew a line in the sand. We had to pick aside. We're at a point in our society in 2021, especially when you got motherfuckers on a horseback, cracking reins or whips or whatever the fuck it is at Haitian migrants. You got to draw a line in the sand.

And a lot of white people like to identify himself. You know what I learned that? My line in the sand is not wearing that shirt. That shit is killing. Don't fuck my merch game up. Don't fuck my mom. Let me give you a compliment on this. Because I imagine one of the points of the show is to have these conversations.

Absolutely. So we're sitting there and I'm asking you guys. I'm asking these guys. I go, guys, what do you think the way to start this conversation with white people is? Like, how do you get white people to acknowledge these things that have happened? And I asked them and I'm like, listen, maybe I have a very different background because I'm abundantly familiar with the fucked up shit that it transpired in America. And I asked them, I was like, was that not taught in your? schools? Keep in mind, I have like a very unique father who is an obsession with Lincoln

and the civil rights movement and we'd fucking listen to Abraham Lincoln's I have a dream speech every single day in his birthday. Like that's probably very unique for a white kid growing up. But because of it, I'm abundantly aware. And they're like, yeah, we kind of like, yeah, we talked about slavery a little bit, but like. But that's why they're trying to get rid of a creative race there. Boom. So I'm like, okay, I'm not aware of that. So I'm having this conversation, I'm like, well, what is the best way to get white people to be on board? Is it to be subversive with it or do you have these straight on conversations? And Jamil says, he goes, look, I know Jamil so I'm 13 years old. It's my best friend. He goes, it's not black people's responsibility to tell

white people not to be shitty. Yeah. He goes, that's not our, that's not our responsibility. Like, and I go, I go, I go, well, but if you want people to change, don't you have to decide what the change is? He goes, we can make that decision ourselves, but it's not up to every one of us to walk up to every white person we see on the stream back, are you shitty? Let me teach you how to not be shitty. It's our job to thrive within this system that's fucked up and do whatever we can to do it. But like, to say I have to go up to every single person.

I was like, all right, that's an interesting conversation. He goes, now within your group, if you love somebody and they happen to not be aware of these things, you would tell them anyway. Yeah, yeah. Just like you would tell them regardless. And I was like, I was like, because we were having that, we were posed the question is like,

is it black people's responsibility to decide how history should be told, et cetera. I mean, we just got, it's all of our responsibility to tell accurate history. Yes. You know what I mean? I think that's the problem. That's why everybody gets so mad about them trying to take critical race theory out of schools or the 1619 project.

Like, bro, this is what happened. You know what I'm saying? Like, you can't sugarcoat it. You can't, you know, revise history. This is what happened. It's how it went down. How do we course correct? Now, Jamel's right.

It's not our responsibility, but how many white people truly don't know. And that's another conversation we have. is like there could be white people. Like I remember this. This is a crazy moment. It's not even that crazy, but I just remember it. I was in college

and there was this black dude friend of mine, and there was this white dude that we didn't know how to party. And the white dude was like the second week in a college. And everybody's trying to make friends with the other. And the white dude very innocently, like trying to like make friends,

goes to black dude, so what's up, man? So like, are you playing a sport here or something? Like not even trying to. trying to be racist. Like, yeah, just asking the white guy,

question of a black guy. Was he tall? Uh, he was, he was in great shape. He wasn't tall, but he was in, he was in great shape.

Okay, okay. I get that a lot. Just, probably, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that. Yeah, on a video game or something.

I can be a tailback. Yeah, always together. Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. I can be a tail back.

So he, he said it to him, and like, The guy and the black dude goes, um, no, no, no,

no, no, I'm just going to school here. And then the white dude, you saw him feel so fucking embarrassed that he had this ingrained. But it wasn't prejudice like, I think you're worse.

I truly believe that he was trying to connect. I know exactly what happened in that moment. But he saw them as these things. But you know what happens to me? It means staying where I stay at now and like, I see everybody always want to tell me that they're not racist. And I appreciate that. They always want to tell me.

And they always be like, you know what happened to that guy by the store or the other guy that got shot like i really don't that's why they got to buy the i'm a good white person to shirt that's all you got to do if you buy that shirt comes if i'm racist i'm buying all them shirts as a disguise i'm buying all them shirts i'm walking around thank you shot that's like a vaccine that's like a vaccine that's like a vaccine You know what's so funny, what you said about the guy, right? I know exactly what that black dude was going through in that moment.

Because you're questioning yourself. You're like, was that racist? Yeah, what is he actually saying? I wrote about that. I wrote about that and shook one. Like, literally, I was in the office, I was in a meeting with a big time executive, president of a network. This was years ago.

And he said to me, he goes, boy, you really doing your thing. I don't remember nothing else from the meeting. Because in my mind, I'm like, did he call me a boy? Like did he call me a boy? And I don't, you don't know how to react. Yeah. You say, yo, don't call me no boy. Like whatever.

So I'm just sitting there. Then his secretary or somebody walked in. And he, I don't know if it was, I think it was raining. And he goes, because boy is raining hard out there. And I'm like, oh, that's just the way he talks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? But when you're a black or maybe even a woman.

And I'm sure even white people get that now, too, in certain cases. Like, when you hear certain things, you're like, is that racist? Is that racist? Should I say something? Should I not say something? They're making racist, though. What, you're saying? White people?

Yeah. Oh, I don't know. We don't really care about it. That's what I said. You can't really say nothing. No, they do care. That's why they keep coming up to you saying, I'm not racist in this neighborhood.

No, I'm just saying. They don't want to glare. You're looking too hard. No, or they're coming and try to do it even softer. They be like, oh, he must say Paul or something. Like, what are you doing around here? And I'm like, a fucking farmer.

You're in a fluent here. You're an affluent area. You're big. You think, oh, that must be a giant. He must be doing something. I'm serious. It's true. It's true.

I guess that like maybe we have to create a different sliver of like, it's like a different portion of under the racism umbrella where the racism is ingrained and the stereotyping is ingrained. And because you've had so little interaction with that group of people, you're going to assume that they are that thing. I've had this happen. I've had this happen with non-white people to me, right? Like, I can tell if... Like, for example, I can tell if black people haven't had a lot of white friends or haven't interacted with a lot of white people

because they start treating me like an exec. Yeah? Our cop. Yeah, we're a bar cop. We've had guests on the show, I won't say, but I remember during the episode, I was like, oh, these dude, the only time they've been around white people

is executives because they treat me like the exec. Like, they're using a white guy voice to me, and they're going like, oh, he's uncomfortable. right now and I'm like, what are you talking about? And then I realized, no, no, no, it's, that's what black people mean when they be like, nah, he's cool, he cool. He shows one on us, you know what I mean?

He's cool. So we know how to talk to them. Yeah, exactly. But they felt like they couldn't talk like themselves to me because they've never had enough white friends that I guess understood that. The only time they see white people doing something was like Karen's and Bobby.

Exactly. And the same thing with white people. There's that white guy that I went to college with. He probably had no black friends growing up. The only time he interacted with. black people was probably when he was playing a sport and they were also playing a sport. So he thinks that's what black people are doing to school. I don't even think he hates black people.

I just think he hasn't put enough effort into knowing that that's not the only role they have. And maybe within his group, within his community, there's no fucking black people for him to even understand it. So what is that? Is that racism? Is that, that's not hatred? I mean, it's the form of profiling, I guess, but maybe the dude was diesel.

You never had an Asian friend in your life and in the street. Asian guy walks up to you and goes like that. What do you think is going to happen? Come on. I've never had that happen. What do you mean? You know what I mean. I'm going to say.

I'm never had that happen. I mean, yeah, I'm thinking you want to fight. Not because you age, you know. This? I'm like, what you try? You're challenging me? Like, if I see a black guy like that too. Word up.

I'm on point. Black guy to go like that's something slapping in his fucking mouth. There's no way. Black guy fights like this? Showed black people know variety too. One guy in the hood. No. One guy per.

One guy per. By the way, the best martial artist I know is a mentor of mine. Dr. Robert Evans, I don't even know what his degree black belt is, but he's like the top guy in modern VJitsu. You can Google them. They actually just had a seminar this weekend. Them VJitsu dudes and a lot of them is black. Jiu Jitsu. No, no. V Jitsu.

He's different. Talk to you by Professor V, VE, E, E. Look it up. VJitsu. Their motherfuckers will fuck you up because not only do they believe in martial arts, they believe in whatever's in the room is used to win the fight. as they should That's dumb No, okay

You understand what I'm trying to say I get you I guess you If you grew up in New York You had tons of Asian friends And stuff like that You're not gonna assume That they all understand karate But if your only exposure to them

Is through these movies that you've seen There's the assumption that you have But I don't think that's hatred But it's not I don't think it's hatred I don't think that's hatred You see a shark You think it's gonna eat you

Because you've only seen sharks Eat people in the movies I think he's gonna go up my leg Exactly because you only seen That fucking thing in the subway But if you swim in the ocean All the time like Duval you swim with sharks and knowing that they don't want to eat you at all.

But now you understand why people get so mad about perceptions in the media. Yes. Because those perceptions in the media influence how people think about everyone. That 100% understand. They need somebody like, you know, you're about to go to college and your uncle them talk to you about girls. That's how you talk to girls when you first see them. Somebody just tore her wrong. So that's why you need these different activities.

Like that's why you need sports. Like, for example, you said your daughter does cheerleading. Chearleading. Competitive cheerleading. Competitive cheerleading. Like, she's going to be around some white girls. She's going to be around some Latin girls, et cetera, right? So now when she sees white girls in college or high school,

where the fuck she's going to see them in life, it's not this foreign thing that she only understands through watching a TV show. It's that girl that's her friend from cheerleading. Absolutely. Sometimes they don't shower. Sometimes they're mean. Sometimes they're really sweet.

Sometimes they're religious. They could be anything. And I'm going to tell you something. That's why it's very important. And I'm telling all my white homies this, that's why it's very important. to draw a line in the sand in this era. Because the images you see in the media right now

from social media to TV to everything is white people are biggits, white people are bad. You know, they're all Trump supporters. They all want to set us back. That's why it's important. Even for cops. To draw that line in the sand right now. Probably more important than ever,

at least in my generation. Right, right, right. That's the reason. My son is you don't want to be seen. Now I understand the impetus for putting out the shirt. because you're like, hey, you don't want to be seen as these fucked up people that the news is pushing out because the news and media in general is based on fear. And what's the scariest thing?

The scariest thing is a racist person. The scariest thing is a dangerous felon. She's more scary than the cops right now. Facts. And my son, he's eating. He was like, that is a cop. You know what I'm saying? Like, why cops killing us and stuff like that?

I'm like, not all of them do that. You know what I'm saying? Right, right. That's the image he see of them. That's right. Because your brother's a cop. And that's just like that. You got that experience.

Word up. Exactly. Exactly. But that's all he sees. So now he's a cop is not, oh, run to the cop for protection. I got to stay away from him. He's going to try to kill me. I'm a black guy. So how do you, how do you communicate that to other black people who don't have a cop in a family or don't have, you know, I'm a good, I'm a good cop shirt. You know what I'm saying? But see, we've been saying that about police officers. We need them to draw a line in the sand, too. But they don't because that blue wall of silence really is about camaraderie. Like, they can't speak out. You know what I mean? Like I even talk about in this week's episode, this week's episode is called Only the Fed's I Fear of the God's Law is True. And I talk about an FBI agent who actually did try to expose,

you know, the racial discrimination in the FBI, the religious discrimination in the FBI. They put him in jail. He got sent to prison. You know what I mean? Are you thinking about people like Cariel Horn and Buffalo, New York, who actually stopped a white cop from choking out a black man, like did what a cop should do?

Yeah. She got fired. Lost her pension. I think she just won her care of case. It was going on for like 20 years. She just won her case. That's because she came on Breakfast Club last year, and we put a big spotlight on it.

And, you know, she ended up raising a whole bunch of money and won her case. And she's probably going to end up getting her pension back. You know what I mean? But we have to, you know, you got to draw lines in the sand, man, especially in this era. And that's why words battle. And, you know, even with the word cracker, that's a word.

That's not a slur. I love it. I love it. It's a word that means a racist bigot. Very. So use it. Oh, does it mean that? Yes.

That's a real word. And I talked about it in the last episode. It's a book. It's a white guy named Dead. I just learned from this show. It's a Cracker. He was Cracking Whips. Oh, yeah, I knew that.

A white guy named Dana St. Clair wrote a book called Cracker in like the 1940s, 1900, or some shit like that. And it talked about where the term derived from, why people use the term, who they used to use the term for. So it's an actual word. And what's the chances of me having that episode last week? And then this week, we've seen. Yeah.

Motherfuckers are a horseback at the border fucking using reins or whatever it was. They get them shit from. What's the, what's the chances? What are the chances? What's the budget for that Comedy Central show? That's what I want to know. Huh? Did we send some people to the border, Charlemagne?

The Biden administration is fucking crazy, yo. You know what's so crazy? You saw the press secretary today. She goes, or maybe it was yesterday, she goes, who is that, that girl? Jen Plasaki, Sacki, Jen Sacki. Something like that. She goes. Oh, no, that's the girl.

The one time at band camp. Oh. Did you? Listen, she goes. She goes. The secretary also conveyed to civil rights leaders earlier this morning that we would no longer be using horses in Del Rio. So it's just guys who whips?

Word is born. Oh, you forgot about the wits. Wards born. Suspending the horses? That was the problem. Word is born. What about the guy that was doing that? Forget the inhumane acts they were doing to the Haitian migrants.

Forget the whip. like cords or whatever, because that's the other shit that is so mind-boggling. It's not a whip. It was a rain. Who gives a fuck what it was? Well, if it was a rain for the horse, I mean, I mean, you know more about that shit than me, right? Like, you've written horses and stuff, right? Yeah, but that rain can be turned into a whip.

Oh, I thought it's connected to the horse. And by the way, I don't even know if it was a rain. I just see people's argument to not have the whip conversation. It's a thing is real long, but that shit, regardless, you guys hit by that. Wow, word up. Oh, I thought rains for a horse were the things that you hold on. on to, yeah, as you go. Yeah, regardless, there was a long one,

you're still getting whipped by Zay. Gotcha. So, okay, okay. Okay, okay. I mean, I just thought it was a whip until y'all told me it was a rain right now. Do you think decrackification could work in America? When you see how, what happened in Germany would denotification?

My honest feeling on this is that it is our responsibility to do, to expedite the process of healing? but time heals all wounds. Yeah, so it'll take time. And the biggest problem that I think that we've done in America is implemented legislation to slow down the healing of the wounds. Oh, break that now. Break that now.

So it's like we go from slavery to legislation that is holding down black people. Yeah, yeah. So it's not the, yeah, I get you. So it starts to heal. deal, right? The black communities start to build up. There starts to be some wealth and prosperity in the black world. And then Tulsa, Tulsa, tear the fucking bandaid off, tear the scab off, right? Redlining, tear the bandaid, tear the scab off. Math incarceration, war on drugs. Boom, right? So it's just like, for me, I really truly believe if you let people interact with one another and give them the freedom

to be good to one another. And I think that we do have a great constitution. I really do believe if everybody got their constitutional rights and we were given the freedom to operate and interact with one another, we could build up some pretty cool communities because I witnessed that growing up in New York where all of us just got to be here, we're squeezed close together,

and we kind of get along, we all kind of talk similar, you know what I mean, we dress similar. I like sports. It's brotherhood. Sports is the great equalizer. But by the way, that's all protesters are fighting for. And whenever you see, you know,

what is it, Black Lives Matter or whoever, whenever you see protest civil rights movement, all they're asking is that this shit that's in the Constitution, y'all motherfuck is reinforced for everybody. the politicians out of the way. Politicians are the worst. I agree.

The worst human beings on the planet. Anybody who wants power is a bad person. Anybody who goes, I want to be powerful. I want to control humans. You are a bad human being. I don't care who you are. That's real. And it could be anybody from fucking Trump to

AOC to all of them are bad. That's real. So I want them out of the way because I know that when it's 10 of us in a room and we've been in all these different rooms with all these different people. And as long as that door shut, nothing's recording, everybody starts busting balls,

everybody starts talking, honest opinions start flying. Let's be of service to each other. Let's figure out how we can sit down on one accord and make the world better for all of us. And what does that is equality. Yes. That's it.

I'm not asking for anything more. I'm just not asking for anything less. You know what I'm saying? And don't hold you down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The laws and rules that are put up to literally stop you guys from achieving equality, that's the most fucked up shit. Like, I think we said there's on a podcast,

that to me is the best argument for reparations is, I know this sounds crazy, but it's not slavery. It's what happened after slavery to stop the economic progress. Like if you're literally seeing a community start to build up and then you tear the legs out from under it, that is the, to use your term, the crackification. I think it's all of it, to be honest with you. Yes, but like every group in history has been enslaved. It's easy to change the argument from slavery because then people were like, well, I wasn't around back then. We wasn't around back then. Or they Or they go, well, I was enslaved in fucking Scotland by the English. I guess I deserve something.

Do you know what I'm saying? Like everybody goes up. But what about all, like you said, the racist legislation that actually held black people down? No, that's a very good thing. What about when all their middle class white people got to buy a home and build wealth? And the black people didn't. And now you see a discrepancy in the exact community. Like you can literally draw a map around the redlining communities and see the discrepancy in wealth.

And it's like, okay, well, maybe you should make up for that. That was a rule put in place. Yeah, yeah. Don't give me that pull yourself up by your bootstraps shit if you're not even letting anybody get boots straps. Absolutely. No, for sure. All these years, me trying to get all my zoning

all my things from my land, they were stopping me for a year. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So it was just like that. I know. I keep telling you that. Stop showing up.

Stop showing up for that area. Same to me. That's what you're saying. I'm just telling you what you're saying. Like, if I had this and a white guy, it would have been like this. But yeah, they see me coming in there. They're like, you're crazy.

You need to wear. Get your, you want to do what? You need a good white person's shirt. You need to go to the court wearing a good white person shirt. It's another shirt slap, actually. I just realized, thank you. Those shirts are so funny. That's what I'm waiting for Halloween.

I'm telling you, I'm a good white person. Because it's a costume. And then you know what else it says? It says, it says, I'm GWP. Yeah, you know me. No, white people love that type of shit. Only he said there's no good white people. That's all you said.

Only he says there's no good. white people. They're going to put it on for like the bullshit. There's no good white people. Then why are you saying what's wrong? They're saying good white people is a joke. We're the best. That's how quick. That's how cricket starts.

Racists start to look like good white people. We need to make white people great again. We're that shirt. But you know what though, Brandi? Yeah, the shirt works for everybody. It works for races. It works for non-raising. It works for black people.

This is the most dynamic shirt ever. Everybody buy it home. Let me give you all the website while we got it. But you know, listen. This is just out. I'm telling you, the thing about it is, though. The thing about it is, though. What?

They're the best. Right. If you go to people with them flags and stuff like the day that day. The most racist white people are like, we are the greatest motherfuckers in America. Why wouldn't they think that? That's why it was so funny when Chico Bean did his field piece, right? Yeah, yeah. And, you know, when I, when I'm,

I was telling Chico the idea, and, you know, Chico was like, yeah, you know, I'm going to tell him that, you know, they lost, like, the Super Bowl, so we're going to send their shit to a third world country. I'm like, that's going to slap. You got to tell them that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. The look of disappointment on the guy's face. That was the greatest part. It's like he never, it's like he never, he just realized they lost. Yeah, yeah.

And you're supporting a loser the whole time. Yeah. Yo, South Carolina. Remember we was on the boat? Remember we was on the boat with Kobe and them? We on the boat, South Carolina. This is, when was this? Two, three months ago.

17. No. This got this. There's a boat. It just called me. I just realized. We need a decrockify this show. Deep crack of it.

But there was a boat and these guys had a bunch of Trump flags on the boat. Right. Like a bunch just riding in the water. And like, it didn't upset me. I'm just sitting there like, and I told the boat, I go, why do people in the South love to celebrate the losers. Hey, bro. Like y'all love.

And then, but then I had to think, I'm a Cowboys fan. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Amen. No, no, you too are living in the past. I'm living in the fucking past. Have you said that as a joke on the show? No.

That's a funny joke. Well, no, she goes out of this week. But the Cowboys thing? No, I never said the Cowboys thing. No, because that's really funny. It's like, I don't understand how they could support that you lost. Like, it is. You're living in the past, all these things.

And then you realize you're a cowboys. I'm a fucking cowboys. It was greater back then. Listen, man, you go and try it again. Yeah, but tonight's episode 10 o'clock is called Only Defeds I Fear. And you know, I just wanted to tell you that you are a dear friend of mine. I love you. And it still sparked a conversation, a real conversation without you privately amongst my other dear friends.

And I feel like to me, that is the biggest compliment. Like when you put a piece out and then people start having a conversation. And it was a conversation amongst a diverse group of friends. And those are the groups they need to have these conversations. That's all I want. And you know, I was. You see who's who? And also you get to fill the gaps.

You get to go, oh, wow, I didn't realize that some people don't live this life. And that's why at the end of the show, I specifically say, if you're more mad at me. You just killed specifically right there, bro. Hey, I would never know how to pronounce. No, you killed that one. I did. That was the greatest. pronunciation specifically that you've ever done on this podcast.

Bro, it was unbelievable, that was unbelievable. But that's why I specifically said at the end of the episode, you know, you went too far back to the ocean. I specifically say, if you're more mad at me using the word cracker, then you are all the evil, racist things that make someone a cracker. Yeah, yeah.

Then you're probably a cracker, too. Like, take a step back for a second and be like, He's not wrong, especially when you talk about denotification in Germany and you see what they did in Germany. And the fact that America helped Germany denotify the fucking nerve. I mean, we... And Hitler said he was influenced. By the way, America treated blacks and indigenous people? Like, God damn.

I'm sure he said that to drive a wedge. Hey, man, either way. You know what I'm saying? I can see why he would be inspired by what was going on over here. Well, let's take a break, pay some bills, come back, do church announcements that we can talk, Karen Civil. All right, guys, we're going to take a break for a second because I need to make sure you're got the hardest dicks in the business. And the way we do that is the chew, okay? Same active ingredients is inside Viagra Sealis, but this is the chew.

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That's sold out, but we'll see y'all there. And then we're going to be in Louisville and Cincinnati, the weekend after that. Make sure you go check out the Andrew Shultz.com for tickets. San Francisco, we added another show. A few tickets left for that. Chicago, D.C., we add another show. Indianapolis, Madison. More stuff coming, and then I got a cool announcement coming near future.

And, of course, the special, we're cooking it up. We're editing the special. You know, make sure you. you guys DM Mark and Alex and, you know, tell them not to take any free time with their loved ones for the next few months because we got a very important job to do. When they're dropping next year or? I don't know yet. I don't know yet.

I don't know yet. Yeah, yeah. I got to feel that out. You know, we still have tour dates. So it's like some inside baseball with stand-up. It's like, I want to make sure I develop enough new material by the time we drop it. So I can't continue these tutorial. To tour.

And I still want to tour this thing that I've been working on. You know, this hour of materials I've really crafted over the last few years. So it's like I want to give those people this show. So, but yeah, definitely next year. Not before this year. I think ideally we have it locked

before I get married in December. And then definitely comes out next year. But yeah, the Andrew Sholes. com, make sure you check that shit out. Wax, church announcements? Yes, sir. Got the rush charger. You know what I'm saying?

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F's the three F's. Food, fuck, fun. That's how you get a girl. You got a fiance. You better add a fourth F after that motherfucker. No, no. I'm very faithful,

but I'm just saying like this is what these guys out here want to do. A lot of my listeners, they... How you be very faithful? You don't got time for single shit no more.

Well, listen, they want to buy it. Yeah, we just trashing on people's merch that. That's what you're doing. I see you. See, right. He said, you know what? I'm gonna get you back head.

I hear merch. Fuck your merch, nigga. I'll see her. Fuck your people. You're gonna get the team tinnies and toes and food fuck fun, man. That's how I'm telling you,

that's how you get a girl. You can fool fuck fun her, and that's how you get her. Food fuck funner? Yeah. You feed her. She's always going to be happy. Yeah.

Tell her a joke, she's going to laugh and you fuck her right. That's how you keep her. Unless you got another ep, which is finger penis, which I learned about this week. What finger penis?

People who penises look like fingers. What does that mean? Finger penises. Imagine. Some could be pinky. Some could be middle. And the hitchhikers. Oh, y'all got it bad.

The thumb dicks. Wait a minute here. You didn't know about finger penises? No. I didn't know about it until last week. So what girls? Look at your hand in time as much as me. I over her.

Oh, lengthwise. Oh, because I was like, this skinny, you might as well just finger a girl. I heard Seven Screatta, Sevens Creek was on Breast Club and she bought that shit up. And I was like, wait a man, what the fuck is a finger penis? Yeah. That shit was a. real thing. She's a R&B artist.

What's wrong with that? If a guy meet this big, I guess, I don't know. I'm just saying, girls don't know how voluminous their vaginas are. Because we know if you finger a girl, they still are crazy, right? Say what? If you finger a girl, they still like, that's what a finger penis does

to make themselves feel better. It's not my dick, it's your vagina. It's too wide. Well, now you're saying I have a finger penis, but what I'm trying to say is that there's a lot of times girls will talk about the size of a guy's meat, but there's no way to really tell the size of a girl's pussy. That's true.

That's a good point. But you know what I understand? A girl be having so much fun when they play with their stuff and they got little hands and little fingers. And why can't a little meat do the exact same? I can tell you the exact reason. That's why I said it on the radio this morning. You take your little finger penis

and just rub it on the girl's clitoris. Start a fire. But that's not inside. That's what girls do with their finger. They do it on the clitoris. Some of them put it inside or whatever. Just act like it's your finger and close your eye. Nah, but it's still to get some holy water.

They just do get that to get the holy water so they could go. Anyway, man, make sure you watch the gods on his truth. Also, if this comes out tomorrow, if we can get out today, awesome. Yeah, we haven't got nothing crazy yet. I don't think we got no crazy yet. Nah, just that one. We heard crazy. What about your boy?

Y'all are pissing Chris the fuck off right now. Chris is turning right. I recognize Tom. All right. Chris is tidy. Y'all shitting on. Hey. Stop, Chris.

So I cannot wait to be on one of these, like, panels with a bunch of these, like, actors that, uh, they care about the world and all this kind of shit. I'm just going to look right in their fucking face. And what do you recognize Taiwan? Yeah, I know you got a movie coming out. Do you recognize Taiwan? I cannot. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't even know what that means.

Explain. So, so China is... I'm laughing because it sounds funny, but I want to give me the whole concept. So basically, China is such a huge market. Now that there's no DVD sales, overseas box office is massive, right? So, for example, Fast and Furious, man, I think 100. $139 million the first weekend. $134 million came from China, right?

That's why John Cena had to apologize to China in fucking Mandarin. Okay? So, Hollywood is terrified of pissing off China because they know how much money can come from that market, and it's really hard to get into that market. So these actors that are all woke and they've got their causes and all this kind of shit. Oh, so it's like the NBA.

That's why they... Oh, yeah. Okay, got you, got you, got you got you. So I can't wait to see them talking about this. Oh, we need to help the environment, or we got to care more about people. and we need to go out there and make change. And they're like, so do you recognize Taiwan or not? And then just watch them fucking crumble.

So, wait, China's big and then Taiwan inside of China? No, so Taiwan used to be part of China. I mean, Chris's family's Taiwanese. Chris. Okay. He could probably explain it away better. So all these other Asian cases are in China. China considers Taiwan to be a breakaway republic.

People like my wife's family would consider Taiwan to be an independent country. It was actually a Japanese column. only for a long time, which is why my father-in-law speaks Japanese. It's a complicated issue. Actually, Andrew, you got it pretty good, I got to say. Thank you, man. So if Andrew said that to a panel of actors, they would crumble. Why, I think more likely they just wouldn't.

You know, most people don't know what Taiwan is. They confuse it with Thailand. It's just not on most Americans' radar. But, you know, Hong Kong is another example you could use just as easily as Taiwan right now. I mean, what's going on in Hong Kong right now is actually really scary. And it's not being reported. And it's like one of these situations, at least for me, where I find myself agreeing with a lot of conservative politicians that I would usually never want to talk to because they're the only ones who are kind of sticking up for what's happening over there right now. So it's an interesting situation.

I don't even know what's happening in Hong Kong. Well, and Chris, you obviously know way better. But wouldn't you say that, like, Hong Kong is less derivative to China than Taiwan, like Taiwan? is its own country, completely independent, whereas Hong Kong has a kind of relationship with China, right? Yeah, Hong Kong, there's no question that it was, you know, it was leased essentially by the British for 100 years and then the lease came up recently and it was given back. Taiwan is really, the people, I mean, I don't want to take you guys down a whole, you know,

Taiwanese black hole right now, but who controls Taiwan, what Taiwanese people are, it's completely up in the air. It's the island itself, it's only about 25 miles away from China, but the people who traditionally live there are what you would call indigenous. They look closer to Filipinos. And then they started bringing waves of Chinese immigrants over 400 years ago. Then the Japanese took it over. So it's who's Taiwanese, who's not Taiwanese? What does Taiwan belong to?

These are all questions that no one really has an answer for. But China's position is that's part of our country. I tried to get into this debate on Twitter a couple weeks ago. and so many Chinese bots came after me, I'd almost shut down my account. But they don't pay taxes to China, right? They don't obey any Chinese rules. It's completely independent.

Like, what's wrong with that, though? There's nothing wrong with that. China acts as if it isn't, and if you say that it isn't, they won't do business with you, they'll shut down your move. I mean, that's what happened with the NBA, right? Like, they literally, well, it was for Hong Kong,

but there are people who have said, you know, that they support China. I think maybe I'll watch, or they support Taiwan. I think I'll watch it. And even if it's like in passing conversationally, yeah, the movie's going to come out in Taiwan. I'm excited to see that country experienced it. Then China goes, what country?

That country is us. Oh, I get it. So even though they are an independent entity, China won't acknowledge that they're an independent. Okay, that makes all of this. China is like the United States and Taiwan and Japanese like Georgia, L.A. Taiwan is like, yo, we're Mexico, dog. We're not from your country. Like, we are our own country.

And then China's like, nah. You're America. Yon not map. So you got to be in here. Yup. It'd be like if we said Cuba's not its own country, we control Cuba. Even though clearly Cuba's its own country, clearly they have their own government, their own currency, everything is Cuban. But we're just saying, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. That makes sense. That makes sense. All right, listen, cedashow. Dot my Shopify.com. Okay, that's what you can get all the merch. You can get the good white people's shirt, the decrackification shirt, the decrackify America's shirt. It's all available at CETA show, C-T-H-A.

sh-o-w-w. my Shopify. com. Now, Karen Civil, I really don't know what's going on with the Karen Civil situation, man.

You know what I mean? I mean, for me, it's like, you know, I fuck with all parties involved. You know what I mean? Like, I fuck with Karen, I fuck with Jason. I just don't know.

Like, here's the thing, I'm still going to fuck with these people. You understand what I'm saying? Like, it's not going to make me stop fucking with any of them. Karen, hit me last week, asked me to connect it with Joyna. Like, I like peace.

I like everybody to be on good common ground. I like healing. That's what I'm about. I don't like all the drama shit. So if Casey asked me to hit Joyner, who I fuck with and get them on the phone, yeah. Yo, Joyner, Casey, want to holl at you. Joy, they're like, big bro, she ain't trying to run me back, you know, my money.

I don't know what she would want to talk about, but I'm down to talk. Cool. I guess they didn't talk. You know what I mean? And then it all played out on social media. But same thing with Jason, I can't. That's the part I hate the social media. The social media part.

Yeah, whenever there's an audience that just stops conversations. It's all fucking gasoline on the fire. Exactly. And, you know, her and Jason got their own issues. You know what I'm saying? Right. I'm not in between none of that. Jason won't come on birth club and talk about it?

Cool. Karen won't come on birth club and talk about it? Cool. I tell both of them, like, y'all, y'all sure you don't want to have this conversation publicly? You know, I can't talk. Communicate amongst each other. If they don't, they don't. You know, Karen said, yeah, I got his page taken down.

Which, by the way, I don't. I respect. Okay? I'm that person. Is that the person who's been taking Duval's page down on? No, any. We got to have a conversation with Karen about that.

Listen, man. Listen, everybody said that, but by the way, Jason has gotten people pages taken down too. Understand about what I'm saying? So it's just like, I get it. You can't say that. And I'm an outsider.

But tell me, this is kind of what it seems like. If you pay the mafia, to do something and it doesn't get done. You can't go to the cops and say, hey, I paid the mafia to do something.

I need my money back. Right? The thing is, he's not the mafia. You do an illegal shit, right? Like, if you're paying Karen to get you more views

or get you more, whatever. Is that illegal? I don't know if that's illegal. She has illegal. Yeah, it might not be illegal. She had a company. It might not be illegal, but if the measures that she's going to take her illegal, like if she's going to use some of that money for payola and she's paying out DJs and doing this kind of stuff. And then those DJs don't. That's not, by the way, I'm not saying that's what she does.

No, no, I'm saying hypothetically, hypothetically, right? But there is a good example of that because there's these promotional, you have these people that have say they have promotional companies, right, in radio. And it's been going on forever. So you go to that company, you pay their money, and they say they're going to promote your record. But part of that promotion of the record. is, you know, hollering is from DJ's here, you know what I mean? Howling out of PD here? And, you know. Motion of marketing is huge. So she helped help be for vendors and shows and stuff.

If your record don't blow, that ain't the person for. Person did their job. And you can't check the accounting because it's like, fam, the accounting is illegal. You're not allowed to pay people. But the guy probably, only you can check is your spends. She probably is like she didn't do enough. I didn't see it out there as nothing. If you don't blow it.

And listen, I don't know if that's the situation. But I've seen this a lot. I've seen, you know, people hire PR, people hire promotions, people, people hire record people, the record don't take off or you don't get the PR you want. You just don't blow up. Yeah. And now you point fingers. You know what I mean?

Or it might be easier. Like, you just can't pay your way into situations. Yeah, or it might be easier to other people that she had. It might be easier to put them in rooms. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. And by the way, I don't know if that's the situation between Joy and Care.

I'm just saying I've seen that play out so many different times. I saw Cameron come at Karen back in the day. And that was when it first came on my radar. He said some shit and then that kind of got squashed. But, um, I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. Yeah, I don't.

I mean, Sam doesn't seem like the type person just complained publicly about someone. Like, he seems like the last person to do that. Hey, here's the thing, man. You know, Karen is my people. I fuck with Karen. And it's like, yo, I get it. If people got stories, who am I to tell them that they lying?

You know what I'm saying? but, hey, I know her personally. I don't know her business. Yeah. You know what I mean? And the nature of the business is gross. Like, PR is all shady. Can I tell you on something?

Like, you know, we did that country song with the musician Jelly Roll, right? Who's got a new album out? You check out Jelly's album. Man, I fucked up. I told this white dude, speaking of that shit. Yeah. Remember we was at the fucking garden? We was at the garden.

I can't even remember homie name right now, but I think he's a comedian. I walked in and Pete was telling Pete and the guy was talking and we were all talking and Pete said something to the guy and it was something about I think they got a song

coming out of something and I go yo no disrespect this whole time I thought you was jelly roll I know he looked like he did

and I'm like it was click on me I'm like I think that's jelly roll and then when they started talking about they're doing a song together I think for

S&L or something I go maybe that is jelly roll I'm like Do I say, yo, that's all you and shows have with fire.

Let me just sit back a little bit and make show this is Jelly Roll. Who's Andrews? I've been in them combos. It wasn't Jelly Role.

He's trying to figure out who the fuck they are. I'm telling you. Yeah, yeah. I think he's a comedian. Everybody was messing around, though.

Everybody was a comedian. He looked like Jelly Roll, bro. I don't. I don't think he was a comedian. Anyway, just to tell you about PR. So Jelly Roll,

after we put out that song, right? Jelly Roll's PR agency fires him. Why? Why? Why? Why? Just to tell you some, because I guess it was like not safe with the pandemic or these type of thing. Even though we're saying fucking make sure your grandma gets the vaccine, we're just saying it's time to go out.

We want to fucking go outside. Like every fucking media outlet. Exactly. And now every media outlet is literally saying the exact same thing we said in the song. Anyway, so they drop him, right? That same PR agency had been protecting Kevin Spacey from all his accusations for like the last fucking decade. Wow. These people are scum.

Like they get paid for a little. living to not only get you on the cover of a magazine, but if you do some fucked up shit, you got some DUIs, you know what I mean? You got a baby mama somewhere. They squash the story. They're literally paid so that people don't hear about the bad things that you do. Yeah, yeah, so do not take no fucking moral high ground and do not expect these people to be moral. It's the same shit with politicians. It's like the business is dirty. So if you involve with some dirty people, expect dirt to get on a fucking close. That's the thing, right? Because, you know, a conversation sparked from the Jason Lee thing this week about

accountability and what that looks like. I think when people hear me say, you know, you got to give people time to grow. You got to give people time to evolve. I also say, after they deal with the consequences of their actions, whatever those consequences may be, you know what I mean? But I always say, well, what are the consequences? Just because you're mad about something

and outrage about something that don't mean what they did was illegal. You know what I mean? That don't mean what they did was a crime. So what are the consequences? Maybe the consequences are this. It's the backlash. Yeah. You know, somebody like Karen takes a hit to their reputation.

You know, people might look and be like, I don't know if I want to deal, yada yada, yada, this and that. That's it. But, you know, she got to do the work that just... Rebuild. Either rebuild or just keep it moving. Like, we all, listen, there's nobody in this business that's not going to get their turn.

Everybody going to get hit at some point. Also, there's nobody that's ever had a PR team that isn't unhappy with them. At some point. Yes, absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. The wrong headline go out. You mad at the PR team like they did that shit.

That ain't my job. My job is to clean it up, sir. Done. You know what I mean? So it's like I, you can find an infinite list of people that are upset at the amount of money that they've given a publicist, right?

Because the idea is I get a publicist and then all of a sudden I'm famous. That's what these people think happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then they get the publicist and then you're not famous. And it's like, whoa, whoa, you rob me. Yeah, by the way, I don't even think you can pay publicists

to control a narrative no more. Yeah. I think it's impossible. And there's social media. era? No. Actually, you should be paying publicists to, you know, get you in these magazines, get you on cover magazines, whatever, whatever. But, hey, if you're, if you're hot enough anyway and doing what you're going to do, they're going to be calling you regardless. Now, you might hire them to organize some shit or make a few extra calls, but you can't control narratives

because guess what? If I get in my emotions and send out a wild tweet right now, guess who's going to be calling me? The PR people. Well, guess what? I already sent that out. So you can't, once those headlines start going, everybody picks it up and it's on 20 different blogs, how can you get in front of that shit? Now what Karen needs is all the clients that she's helped to come out and be like, yo, I've had an amazing relationship with her and she's got an amazing work. He built me from this.

The pylon culture is so easy. It's like. It's so, it is, it is. Everybody in history has five people throughout their life that could come out and say, he was mean to me. I just do know is the pylon culture, it's so easy to make you look like a villain. Because it's simple for me, it's like, yes,

to your point, what you just said it's so, accurate, it's like, I don't do business with Karen. I've never had these experiences. The Karen, I know, has always thrown assists. Karen has never asked me for nothing. Like, literally, like, other than, like, hey, can we book such and such? But does such and such be, like, nipsey hustle? God bless the day.

I think we could make some room. Y, gee, you know what I mean? Yo. That's what I was saying earlier. Like, the name that she has said, you'd be like, oh, of course. That's what I'm saying. They'd be like, nah, we're busy. And Karen, Karen,

She'll clean shit up too Like, like, people will hit her Because they know, they know she know me And be like, why the fuck he says such and such about me Or whatever, whatever, you know what I mean? And she'll hit me and be like, bro, can you take that down? Or can you know what I'm like, whatever it is, you know? So it's like, I've only had those type of experience with it.

I ain't never had the business experience. I can't tell those people that they're wrong, no. Exactly. You know what I mean? The only thing I would tell Karen or anybody else in that situation hold yourself accountable whatever you did wrong you know if you did something wrong

clean up the mistake you know what I mean and just do better moving forward bro now that the internet exists and now you have social media like that's your publicist bro put out the work make the work good

and people will share it shit curate that shit too do what the publicist would do I'm telling you that's what's been getting motherfuckers in trouble for years all it's oversharing everything don't need to be on social media

we don't have to say every fucking thing no I'm saying like your content like put out a good piece of work. That's right. And then the work will speak for the work for sure. That's right. That's right. And by the way, if you're in this, like, I think last week for the God's Honest Truth, we were number two on social, right? For, I forgot what it was, but I know he was number two behind Bill Maher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like, you know, when I'm looking at the analytics, I never looked at that type of shit before. It's all about the work. It's, this clip did this.

Yeah. It was tweets about this. This clip did that. Like, and it's like, that's what social media should be for. Yeah. I said that to Duval last week. I said, I was high as hell last weekend, right? And it was like midnight. And it just hit me. I said, yo, when did social media stop becoming the playground? It used to just be a fun playground. Now motherfuckers treat this shit like a university of higher learning.

You know, 10 years ago, we was on social media just having fun. And everybody knew we were just having fun. Nobody was taking anything literal. They knew that we were all on our shock value shit. Got to say the wildest, most shocking shit to get noticed. Why 10 years from now, everybody's taking this shit so literal. That's why I hate Clubhouse. It's so serious.

I wouldn't. The reason I wouldn't go on Clubhouse is every time I, only time I ever hear about Clubhouse is when somebody getting jumped. Yeah. It's like, why would you, I'm sitting there like, Karen, why would you go in a room full of 8,000 people in the headline is Karen Civil sucks? Yeah. Why would you go in there?

Why? You know what I mean? You know what I mean? And by the way, if everybody's in there having their opinions on Karen Civil, cool. That's their prerogative. But Karen, why would you go in there? I kind of respected me to head on.

Not me. Every time I even, like, hear about it or see, like, like you said, somebody in there getting... Somebody getting jumped. Who wants to get into it? And why you want to even see somebody get jumped? Kevin Hart got jumped. Academics got jumped.

What you want in there? Clubout sucks. It is the worst. And you got to put a suit on. I got to use a bathroom, yo. Can we pay some bills or something? All right, let's pay some bills. All right, guys.

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before we do some asking idiots, can we talk about this tweet that Taylor just all the way Ms. can screw and had me having a whole other conversation? I guess Meek, First of all, Taylor said to me, this is what Taylor said. Well, Teller, you come tell him what you said, Taylor.

You tell them what you said. Because watch her change it up. This is what she do. Watch her change it up. I'm sure. I can't wait for you guys. She didn't thought about it. Now, watch what she said.

Well, hold on, I got read the tweet again. No, don't read the tweet. Tell us what you said. You thought the tweet said. I said that I feel like stop being around all the, or stop picking the women that are around like the same people. That's not what she said. That's it is.

That said stop picking around. She came to me and she said, Mick Mills is complaining about all these industry girls. And she said all of these guys fuck the same women in the same circles. Right? That's what she said. Yeah. So this is not what Meek said.

This is Meek tweet. It's hard to find a woman that ain't clap your dog are no industry vibes is getting more scary. Now, I took that as him saying a girl with no industry vibes, meaning all these motherfuckers think they're famous. All these motherfuckers is an influencer. Or they got a blog. They walk around with their camera.

They record everything. You know what I mean? You know what I mean? kids at home. Everybody want to be in that game now. Clap your dog means fucking, fucking boy. You know what I'm saying? That's a little wild.

You know what I mean? I mean, I don't want to go. No, that's two totally different things. But your boy in the industry is like somebody that we know, I don't know a lot of these guys out here, but if my girl fuck one of these guys that I know, I know them now because I see them on TV or whatever. These motherfuckers don't want to do work to get pussy.

So they just going through DMs and who's DM in them. The people, the girls is just DMing you, are also DM in the next rapper. So, of course, your dog clap the cheeks because you're not doing work to go out and get a girl. If you got your eyes set on a girl that you met, you see her somewhere, and you ask for a number or something like that,

the chances of your boy having fucked her already are slim. What I would say, I'm not, I don't disagree with that. What I would say is the reason you probably keep meeting women who, you know, have industry vibes is because you're in the industry, so everything you do has an industry vibe. Exactly. You know what I mean? everywhere you go.

If you walk in a Chipotle, the lawyer that's probably in there getting lunch, ain't going to be like, oh, that's Meek Mill. Yeah. But the woman who got a blog, I got to, you know,

wants to be an IG model or, you know, has an Instagram page or just stinks their celebrity because every time they meet somebody, they want to take a picture with them. That's who going to roll up on. Go to Olivia Rodrigo concert.

That's probably a lot of energy vibes there. Go to church. Go to church. It's probably mad industry vibes. Yeah. You're praying for God to bless them to get their career. This shit right here, bro.

Just go somewhere else. Go outside of your comfort zone if you want to meet the girls that your boys have a clap. It's impossible, though. And how are your friends fucking this much? But it's impossible. Yeah. Go go get an ugly-ass girl. It's impossible, though, because it is.

Especially when people get rewarded and think they're famous because the tweet went viral. You know what I mean? They can send out a tweet. The shit go viral. It's on a shame room. Now they think they lit. They think they pop in. Oh, they won.

You know what I mean? You kill themselves. Oh, my God. That's my favorite thing when they comment on their own tweet. They'll watch. While y'all here, my birthday party is going to be over at Benikins this weekend. People who like their own posts. Oh, yeah.

You're a real sociopath. You like your own post. What kind of psycho are you? Yeah, just looking at that shit, man. I killed this. I killed this. Why would you send that? Why would you send that?

Yeah, but we're all these girls at, though? You know what I'm saying? I don't want to. Why do you care? I'm just tough for these guys. You better cut it out, yo. I'm good. You better cut it to fuck out, Carla.

I'm on his ass. He really is, Carla. And it's the other one, I can't say shit. I don't know where they're at? Why are you a care? I don't care about what they're. You know what, fuck it. Imagine that's like, what are?

Would you say where the holes at? No. So don't ask what the good girls at either. Don't worry about no other girls, except for your fiancee at the house. That's a good ass question, bro. That's should be fucked up. You're right.

That's better. You all, you're acting like Taiwan. No, I'm not. Okay, yeah, you want to be your own independent country? Yeah. Caller says, no. We all Chinese. I'm Japan.

over here. I don't even know what that means. Huh? They come together. Japan. What? He don't even, he don't even know

what the fuck he said. What? What? He has no idea. He has no idea. He has no idea what he says. Japan. Japan.

What does that mean? Taiwan. Taiwan. China. You're doing syllables? I'm just saying. I don't want to be single. China is just single.

Hey, China. Hey. Yeah. Hey. Kala. Oh, that's all you need to take. That's it.

Car love. That's what I'm saying. I want you more like Japan. Carla. I don't want to be China by myself. I don't know what the fuck he's trying to say. China's two syllables, right. He fell in a goddamn hole and he is trying to get out that motherfucker.

Keep digging your gray. Keep digging your gray. I don't even know what you're trying to say right now. Okay. There's trying to bring it around the corner. Ain't no up. I know. Uh,

China. And Lord, it's just China? China. China. Taylor, let's do some asking idiots. I got two good ones. By the same person.

Okay. So what Curvin underscore wants to know, if you discovered you were immortal, how would you change your life starting now? I discovered that was more. It depends on what your power is. No. What are you talking about?

What is? That's your power. Your power is your immortal. He thought he was talking about a superhero group. The Avengers, the Eternals, the amorals. You get something. Like, shit. Like, what?

Your power is that you're immortal. Oh, you can just go forever? I don't know if, be honest, what you don't even know if that's the move? Because what if our whole purpose, you know, in this universe and throughout these different dimensions and existences to go from dimension to dimension. Stages.

You know what if I'm supposed to be here for 90 to 100 years and then it's on to the next thing. But what if, all right, so what if you were going to be here forever, do you think that you would spend more time with your loved ones or like, like how would you change it up? You could, but that'd be kind of sad

because they're not immortal. I know, so you try to soak it up as long as you got them. Yeah, that's true. Also, do you age? By the way, that's going to be, that's what I'm saying. When you're still immortal

and I guess you're still, whatever you're fool, everybody else around you getting old. Yeah, so the rest of your life, you got to doodle on yourself after you get a, That's why Captain America was so honorable, bro. Why?

Because even when Peggy Carter was old and he was an agent, he was still in love with her. But he went back. No, no, no. I forget what movie it was, but there was a movie where he was sitting with the old Peggy. You know what I mean? At bedside and in love with her. You know what I mean? That's why they call him cats.

He's a captain. He's a catman, bro. He's a motherfucking catman. I just try to go. to space as much as possible. Because I really want to live out there. I already seen everything out here. What if that's where you go, though?

But think about that. What if that's where you go? What if you die and then you're... Turn to alien. You're in space for a while and then you go somewhere else. What if you end up on another planet in a whole other dimension? Like, you don't know.

That's true. We don't know. Like, we might be... Hey, we might... You said what? I hope Carla's there. That's what he said. We didn't even say that with no conviction.

She don't believe you. I know. He said that's a joke. You think this is a joke? You think relationships are going to bring it to another country? Everybody's taking, I'll take my girl to another country. She's trying to take it to another planet. Oh, shit.

So you can leave her there. So you could be single. By the way, she lived in the Bronx. She understands other planets, okay? All right? You're not thinking of nowhere new. Give us another one, Taylor. The same person with enough, if you could cure a single disease, what would it be?

COVID. No. I don't know, man. By the way, stop fucking respiratory shaming people. Motherbuckers can't even have allergies no more. Without people thinking it's COVID. Nah, no, no, no, no. Get your allergies.

You know what I'm saying? Stop doing that shit, man. That's shit and check. All respiratory diseases matter, bro. Save a illness. I mean, yeah, probably Alzheimer's. All-Tamers, yeah, nah, for real. Dementia, nah, for real.

What do you say? Shrinkage. You're bugging. You know what I mean guys would have all-time. That's not a disease. Trink is not a disease. That doesn't mean it's too cold. What happened?

Who said what? You said. What is the disease? All timers? All time was. He used to call it all time what? He used to call it old timers. All time what?

Greatest basketball list? All time greatest. Rappell? All time greatest. What should be all time? Can we get rid of all time? Is you mean like list? No all time list.

No more greatness, bro. No more greatness. Fuck. I forgot. the fucking question was. Me too. Disease. I mean, there's so many.

I don't know. Cancer is probably. Cancer probably cancer. Yeah, cancer. Probably cancer. Probably cancer. Because everything else you can kind of like, I don't want to say prevent, right?

But not Alzheimer's. Not Alzheimer's, not dementia. Yeah, probably cancer. It's the thing that you can't get hard no more. I said shrinkage, but I don't think it's shrinking. Correct. Correct heart dysfunction. That right there.

Nah, cancer. Cancer. HIV AIDS, you can wear a condom. You know what I mean? And they got the prep. Prep stuff. You know what I mean? We only here to get hard.

I'm saying to have sex. to reproduce. Come on, for real, stop. That's nice. If something happy to your meat, you don't care about life no more. That's not true. You say that until you lose your dick. Because you got to be kidding. But they already fixed that. They already solved that. That erectile thing? Yeah, blue chew, baby. Okay. So if you lost your dick, you wouldn't want to live no more. No. Boy, better stop saying stuff like that for God. Try you. I'm just saying, you want to take my meat off. Why am I living?

For your son? Maybe Psalm? Maybe King? What are you talking about crazy? They don't like me? Maybe Carla. They don't like you. You're not going to be with me no more if I got no meat. Whoa. That's wild what you just said, bro. Y'all girls are going to say with y'all.

Y'all got no meat. I said your children, your sons. I ain't say shit by the... I hear what you saying with my sons, but they're not going to like my attitude. I think so... No, no. I think Sam and King can live with a dickless daddy. Yeah.

They're not going to like me. Like, how... Why don't they like you? I'm always be sad. They love you more. You're not fucking in their mom all the time. How would they know you don't got a dick? You're going to see it on your face.

Certain things you see on your face. What? dick on your face? How big is your dick? I'm just saying you see it all over your face. You know when you're going through something. If I don't have no meat right now, there's no confidence. That's what you get your pride from.

There's so many things that make you a man and it comes from your meat. Well, tell us what dick on your face looks like. Yeah. Bye. Bye. It's time to go. I'm just trying to think it's out. Well, listen, you bought it up.

I'm just saying when you know your shit fucked up, like so much things come to make you a man from your fucking meat. I'm saying from your pride and everything like that, your manhood or all that shit. But here's the thing, Wax. This is what your confidence come from. If they cut your dick off, you can put it on your face. You can do, you can put it wherever you want. That'd be a dope place to put it. But you need to put it in the right place.

Under your chin. Yeah. Just like you're talking about in a consultant. Now, that would really confuse your kid. Now, as your sons get older, who wants to walk around with a daddy? who got a dick on his. Dick-faced daddy's, dick-faced daddy,

middle-school, high school. You know, that's the kid who daddy got a dick on his face. Dick-faced daddy. Forget boonkey, it's already bad enough they gotta be shit, man. You know what I mean?

At the end of the day, if something really happened to your meat, like, well, how would you feel? I would live my life. That's not going to end my life. Yeah, it would be fucked up. I don't want to die, though.

But you'll be fucked up. You're like, why am I living? You're like, we only live to have get pussy. I get to keep my bro, so? Huh? So I get to keep my balls? I don't know they ask a question.

Wash, what was he's handicapped? Or he's handicapped? Could you live with no balls but a dick? That means just not have babies and I can still get hard? You can still get hard, but just no balls. You can't fuck about balls. I'm just look stupid.

I don't really look at my balls. You think I really looked at this shit? How many times you actually seen your balls? Why you don't like your dick, bro? I'm cool with my dick. It's just my ball. I never saw him before. I saw him, but probably like five, six times in my life.

What if Carla says that's the best part of you? But if Carla says that's the reason she loves you so much. And praise the Lord, that's why they're there. You know what I'm saying? But my balls got to come off. This is sad, bro. And the only thing I can't do is just have kids, I'd be okay. I'm sad if you would give up your kids just because you ain't got no dick, bro.

They're not going to like me. They're not going to know. Why would they know? If you were having this conversation about Carla, that makes perfect sense. This has no. He's acting like he doesn't have a dick. Listen, what about when they get older? They can't even say that.

Daddy's acting like a dick. No. He's acting like he doesn't have one. Young king. But you know, a lot of guys be like, damn, he ain't got no balls. You see what I'm saying? Like, that's not cool.

Like, a lot of shit come from your manhood that make you stronger and make you confident. Right, but we say that about women and we know women don't have balls. You're like, she ain't get no dick. No, we'd be like,

yo, she got balls. You know what I'm saying? Well, we know she don't. So it don't, like, no. It's just a figure of speech. But at the same time, not having a dick would be brutal, bro. Yes, but I still want to be alive.

You know what I mean? You got to peella close to the urinal. You got to sit down. You figure new things out? Yeah, you can just sit down. You might learn new things about yourself. Like? You might like getting eight out.

Look the wound. Look the wound. Yeah! That's all I'm going to be. Instead of saying, get out, I'd be like, you feel like, look at my wound. Look at my wound. Listen, when you fall in love again? And you have to really have that conversation with her and tell her, like, I ain't got no meat.

I ain't got no dick. But you guys could do it. lesbians do. You can scissor. What I'm saying? Just go clit on clip. You don't want that shit. These girls come to you because they want penis. Say what? If a girl ever... I'm trying to go.

I don't want you to know wax. Wax, you're more than a dick, bro. Yeah, dude. Don't that. You're more than a dick. I bet you if I didn't have a dick, Carlo, won't be with me. But we'd still be with you. Where it is born. I'm not your friend because of your cock. I never even think about your cock, dude.

Never once have I thought about it until now. And I feel like, frankly, I'm missing out. I've been missing out this all time. Like, if the cock is so dominant, that's what people like about you? A lot of things come, man, from that. Like, right now, my arms start hurting. I'd be like, I gotta figure it up.

But my meat start hurting is like, yo. I gotta figure it up. No, that's the same exact thing. No way. If my arms start hurting, I'd be like, ah, you know, I'm gonna do too many push-ups, or I might pull it from the curl or something. And my meat start hurting is like, yo.

Got gonorrhea, I got hernia, I got syphilis, it's something. Yeah. Like you're overthinking this, bro. That's crazy. You'll be fine, okay? Yeah, dude. And I hope that, I hope.

You can also cut off one of your fingers and build a dick out of that and then put it back on. Finger dick. Think a penis. There you go. There you go. Always keep the lights off and have, like, put the dildo thing on there like that, build some pride. Yeah. Bro, if you just want to be a lesbian and say that.

Yes. What are you talking about? You kind of dress like a lesbian. I'll be honest. A lesbian from all of them. He do dress like a lesbianian from all. from Harlem. He really knew, right?

Yo, I never knew it because he's so, like, big and shit. The Congo pants, the Tim, the hat on backwards. He's dressed like a fucking lesbian hanging outside of McDonald's on West Forth. From Harlem. You know, this is crazy. Smoking a camp in a black and mild. Oh, man. Listen, as always, if you listen to this podcast,

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