The Brilliant Idiots - Decency To Pretend

Episode Date: April 13, 2023

This week our brilliant idiots, Charlamagne and Andrew share their thoughts on Trump getting arrested and if it is fair or not that he did not take a mug shot picture. Later on in the episode they go down memory lane and give a warning to all mothers, aunties and even grandmas about the possibility of a Freaknik documentary. Next, they get into some “Ask an Idiot” with one question asking about the evolution of A.I Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Trump never got arrested. Yo, free Trump. Trump never got arrested, bro. He did get arrested. Nah. What do you mean? Trump never got arrested. Trump ain't get no mug shot.

They ain't put Trump in no handcuffs. Come on, bro. You don't have some press. If you're president. But that's crazy, right? But that's my point. It's like stop acting like people aren't above the law. Some people are.

Yeah, it should be. He's a white man in America. He's a rich white man in America. He's a rich white man in America who used to be president. Can you have no privileges in life anymore? Can there be no privilege? That's what we want. There to be no privileges?

That's the crazy part about it. It's like, yo, if y'all going to arrest him, do it. That's the thing. You know what I'm saying? Y'all ain't even do it. People just wanted the mugshot. They just wanted to hand. handcuffs. They didn't even want that motherfucker in jail. They just wanted him to be embarrassed.

Because you can't say that somebody is above the law if you're not treating him like every other motherfucker that got arrested. Literally every other motherfucker that's ever been arrested in the history of life in America has a mugshot in handcuffs. I think if you're president, you shouldn't be able to get a mug shot or a handcuffs. I say this, Boosie brought up a good point. What the Bootsie said? And all it is, people are forgetting what Boosie said. You shouldn't have to get a mug shot until you found guilty. That's fair. Straight up. And isn't it's all proven guilty. You should not have to get a mug shot. Even if you want to handcuff, people bring them in cool.

But you should have to get a mug shot until you found guilty. Amen. But as Boothy had a good point. Also, you shouldn't be putting handcuffs if it's not a violent crime. Interesting. Why am I in handcuffs if the crime has nothing to do with violence? Why do you need to restrict me? I never thought about it. If I did tax fraud,

do you need to put me in handcuffs? You're just trying to embarrass me publicly. If I did something violent or I'm accused of doing something violent, then of course, please, for everyone's safety. If I'm accused of tax fraud, take my wallet. Take my wallet. Take my debit cards. Take, you know what I'm saying? Facts.

Put that shit in the handcuffs. Handcuff me financially, but don't handcuff me physically. It's just trying to make me look like a full. Free Trump. Yeah. Yo, free Trump, though. Can we free Trump? Like, just be honest.

He's not, he's not in prison. He's in fucking, he was at the UFC fight this week watching Izzy get busy. Is he got busy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was out there. He was. He was out there. Taking side bets with Kit Rock.

You know what I'm saying? Taking pictures with act. Like, he was, like, he was up there. That's how you know it's flipped because everybody wanted to picture with Trump. Everybody, you know, when he stood up, the place went crazy. I think people forgave Trump, bro. I think people forgave Trump. What do you mean?

Listen, man, there's 300, no, no, no, no, no. There's 340 million people in America. I knew I was right. That's his audience. How do I was talking about Trump all along? Listen, why do we? We forget 70. How many people voted for Trump?

73 million, 74 million people. You? I didn't vote for Trump. Come on, bro. I didn't vote for Trump. Stop acting, bro. We agreed that you would do Trump. I would do Biden and would cancel stuff like that?

Remember, we agree, bro? No, no. That's a funny joke. No, no. That's a, that's, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh, what's it called? No, no. You owe me. I voted for Trump.

You know, you ever heard that? 2016. There's a Kirkland episode where he's, he's waiting to vote online and it's a long-ass line. Oh, and he gets the argument. He goes, no, he doesn't get an argument. He goes, uh, who are you voting for by anyway? And he goes, I'm voting for. Johnson. And he goes, well, I was planning on voting for

Carrigan. Kind of cancel each other out. Should we just hop off this line? And they leave. And then they're like, yeah, 100%. I think I saw it. But you said that you want to vote for Trump, but you didn't want to feel guilty about it. So I said, fine, I'll vote for Biden so you can vote for Trump. I really did it for you. I sacrificed for you. But one thing that you don't know? I just want to say, this is not true, but we're having fun. We're having fun. One thing, you know, you know who I voted for? Who? Obama? Yep. Of course you did. You were a liberal from New York No, in the last election.

Shut up. I mailed it in, bro. You can write it in. I wrote it in. That's a waste of a vote. I vote in Malia Obama. I want the youngest Obama. I want her for president.

Come on, man. No, I'm serious, dude. We need to take politics seriously here on a brilliant idiot. Free Trump. Free Obama. Obama not free. Obama, hey, listen, I'll tell you what. Hey, hey, I tell you what, without, you know,

vaccine. or something. Obama not going to be free if Trump becomes president in 2024. What are not? What are you going to? What are you going to tell me now?

Trump locking up all his political enemies. You best believe on that. Y'all didn't fake arrested Donald Trump. If you thought Izzy's revenge was sweet. Wait till Trump beat those back at all. What? You're not going to sit here and tell me that Trump didn't go to that UFC fight

and he is inspired by Izzy. Oh. He's like, how many times did Izzy lose to this guy? It's comeback season. It's comeback season, baby. Horse race is getting it. Trump will be putting hours out of two-paced. No, he'll go out of two-page.

Trump will be pulling hours out of his two-paid. I'm telling you. Obama is over, bro. Oh, Hillary? Listen, I'm not joking. Wait, but hold on. I thought we just back on. No, we're having fun.

Okay, okay. But there's always a little bit of reality in the fun. None. Trump becomes president in 2024. For you? Locking up all his political issues. Lock him up, bro. Guarantee.

I'm locking them up. Chris Christie, we locking up Chris Christie. Chris said, unfortunately, no, he believes. It's a fact. It's happening, bro. What, who? Trump is winning? No.

Trump got the energy again, bro. Trump won't. I told you this too much. I told you he never lost it. I told you he never lost it, Joe. I told you he never. He lost it for me. I don't know how.

He lost it for me. He was cooking in. No, but now it's different, bro. And the rest will do that. Say again? And the rest will do that. We like that. We like people get arrested.

We're Americans, we're rebels. We were getting arrested by the English, and we said, fuck you, we're coming for y'all next. Do you know what I mean? I think we got changed July 4th until the day the Trump got arrested. Man, we're not going to get to July 4th because the next big firework you're going to see

is a nuclear weapon. Stop it, bro. No, no, no. No, you can't have both. You really think the Chinese could drive a nuke here without crashing it somewhere else? Oh, my God. Oh, stop.

Oh, stop. You sincerely believe You sincerely What else we're going to do when a nuclear war kicks off except for laugh Come on, come on,

man! Cryptos's just getting the early jump on it. We cook it, baby. 30K again. That's the thing. Back up to 30. It was at like 19,

now we have to 30. I made half my money. That shit was up crazy, man. All I know is Trump got on true social and tweeted out World War III for no reason. No context,

no nothing. What do you mean no reason? Give me, We come here every single week and say crazy shit for no reason. Yeah, you're right. But you know what it does? It gets people going. He don't have a podcast.

But the world is his podcast. The world is. And it's a reality show. It's every single day. He's just in the room. Ian Mac Donald's. And he's like, I need to stir some shit up. World War III.

Damn, Trump. Come on, bro. It is entertaining. We already got all that crazy shit out the way. We've forgiven him for his wild shit. Now we're ready to go. It's the rebirth. I'll be honest to you

I'll be honest to you I did not vote for Trump the first time I know that y'all put that on me I did not vote for him the first time I voted for who was it Biden or whatever or I didn't vote no I didn't vote I didn't vote but I did not vote but okay but uh this time bro you ain't voting for Trump

all right but still but still but still can we just put it out there like it's fun can we put it out there like it's put out what they already take you voted for what do you just reimbors what they already think. Oh, shit, I forgot.

I'm in my own mind, knowing I didn't, but they think I did, so I don't have to convince them. Yes, you don't have to convince them. Oh, fuck, all right. Let me, keep believing what y'all believe or whatever.

What you got on to? What you're going to do that? Keep believing what y'all believe. Yo, stop acting like you're not excited by Trompito, bro. I'm not. I knew this was going to happen. I knew that he was going to suck

all the air out of the headlines. I knew that we was going to have to deal with two years of what we're dealing with now. I'm not even going to say that they made it worse because, you know, nobody is above the law, so they should have arrested him if he committed a crime, right? It was a goofy crime and a goofy arrest. Like, if you're not going to treat him like you treat every American citizen, what is the

fucking point? And even... Also, what he do? Like, this one, I don't understand. They try to get him for paying the horse girl for... Horse face. Horse face. For having sex with her?

Yeah, I mean, listen, man. I'm trying to understand. So he used campaign funds to pay the horse girl for having sex to her. Allegedly, right? But here's what I need to understand, right? Doesn't that help his campaign if the horse girl doesn't buck about it? Yes. Doesn't that?

Therefore, it's campaign finance. But why is that? But that's good. You should be able to pay for shit that benefits your campaign. And if you had sex with the horse girl, then you can't, and she's out here talking about it, it's going to distract from the campaign. To Schultz's point? He didn't claim

I'm using campaign for Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay. So now here's my other defense of him, right? The king. Didn't he self-fund his campaign? No. That was the, yeah, he did. He claimed, he didn't fully self-fueled.

Are you sure? I think on record on paper he self-funded, right? He put more money than all these other motherfuckers put in. He put up more money, yeah. He raised tons of money, but he also put more money from himself than anybody else did. So what I'm saying is, take the-hundred. Raising money from the people isn't considered self-funded? I thought when you take money from like corporations,

and lobbyists, then it's considered your being funded. He's not taking money from these big motherfuckers like the... To get it from the people. Like everybody else's, sure. Right? So here's my point is,

let's say you put your own money in, which we know he put millions of his own money in, right? Flip that $150K for some of his own money. Just flip that out. It's no issue. 66 million. Figures show Trump spent $66 million of his own...

So take the $150K of his own that one of these other candidates is not spending $66 million of their own. Take that $100 million. $150k of his own, flip it out for some of the money that he put up for his own for campaign. And now you even. It's a bogus-ass thing that they're going after him for. I mean, listen, I thought the charge was weak.

And I think the- Go after him for that Atlanta shit where he's like, find folks. That's it. It's coming. You think so? Yeah, that's coming. That's the big reason. That's what we're going to see if he's really old though.

I think the Pennsylvania shows. But can I be honest with you? Uh-huh. If you were losing, wouldn't you tell them to go find some votes? No. Wouldn't you call him? No. He's a lie.

meet with somebody. Yeah. There you go. I tell that person to go fly down to fucking Atlanta and meet with the people and tell them

face to face. That's why we... Yeah, you got to be a real big narcissistic, arrogant asshole to pick up the phone and you're the fucking president knowing every phone call is tapped easily.

That's why we like to tell them go find some votes. By the way, that's why I also think Merrick Garland, you know, Marigarland's dropping the ball too because that's a federal offense. Who's Marigarland?

I don't know. The head of the DOJ. You know what I'm saying? And what happened in Atlanta shouldn't just be considered a state situation. That's a federal offense. District of Justice?

Department of Justice. Yeah, that's a federal offense. The Fed should have been intervened in that Atlanta situation. You can't tell someone to find some votes, bro. No, not when you're the president in the United States of America. He didn't say fake some votes.

He said, find them. What does that mean? They got lost. Here's the thing. But that is a better headline than the shit going on in New York. Because in New York, people can say, what's wrong paying for pussy? What's wrong?

That's what people look at that whole shit and be like, why you can't pay for some pussy? You pay for some pussy. Even if they believe he did it, that is not enough to make people walk away from Donald Trump. It's not paying for pussy. What is it? It's shutting her mouth. He paid out of his own pocket to open her mouth, but then he's paying this $150K for her to not talk about. Allegedly he paid her not to say, he paid her to say she didn't suck or not to tell people she sucked.

But he did. I don't know if he did or not, but technically he paid her to say, does that say nothing about whatever they allegedly do? That girl sucks, bro. Did she? What? We don't know. She might have.

You know what motivates a horse? A carrot. No, it doesn't. Horses like carrots? Yes. Are you kidding me? I didn't know that. You haven't seen a horse go crazy over a carrot?

Say again? Who feeds horses? What you mean? What you mean? I ain't never seen a horse eat. What? I thought horses ate hate. Is that a gay joke?

Why would you have a joke? Are you making a gay joke? No. I thought horses ate hay. I didn't know horses eight carrots. Really? What do gay horses eat? Hi.

Brilliant idiots. Come on. We are out here free Trump. We out here free Trump, though. Trump is good, man. Trump don't need to be free. Ain't no way Biden could beat this. And no way Biden this stage of his life could beat Trump.

I'm going to be honest with you, man. The reason I don't think Biden should be able to beat Trump. The reason I don't even think Biden should run is because whenever you make statements that your powerless is president, that was his exact words. He said in regards to, you know, passing some type of gun reform or gun legislation, yes, we know he needs Congress, but you have the largest bully pulpit in the world. There's always something that can be done when you're the president of United States of America. Yes, we know that you've, you know, push the limit when it comes to executive orders on gun reform,

but just to simply say, I'm powerless. You know what I mean? I can't do anything but plead the Congress to do something. I don't like that type of weakness, bro. I don't like that type of weakness. So that, you know, when you look at somebody who, even in the face of what should be defeat, 34 fucking counts of whatever the charge is in New York, basic charges in Atlanta and federal charges,

and you still at the UFC fight posing with act? Like, what's suck? I'm telling you, this country is going to live and die by celebrities. And pop culture wars, the culture wars will always outweigh anything that actually makes sense, sadly, in this country. That's what we are, people? But what does that mean? Does that mean we're pro Trump? No, I'm not pro Trump.

I'm not pro any of these motherfuckers. I'm not pro-in-lawful of this. I don't like Biden and I don't like Trump. but I can see Who would you rather? The appeal for Trump. Who would you? And not the appeal from anything political,

just the appeal based on this world we live in that is literally idiocracy, right? This world is an idiotic world right now that worships celebrity, that worships clout. I totally understand why there is people that still gravitate toward you. Can I throw a scenario at you?

Yes. After two years of Biden being maybe alive, maybe not alive. We're not exactly. Okay. Right? True. So we don't feel as if,

and Biden, coming out flatly and saying there's nothing I can do about major issues. Major issues, gun reform. Kids are out and getting killed in the streets. You're not even showing no passion. We watch Congressman Jamal Bowman show passion, getting fucking other legislators, faith, yell, scream, kids are getting killed.

You ain't even got no powerless. You just, it's above me now? Boom. Come on, man. Trump would never. We know that a person that is, it's vague, whether he's alive or dead, right? Right, is the president. And that person has also said that they don't really have any real power.

right? Now that we know as Americans, and we don't know this should be true, but we might believe that this position doesn't really do anything and you don't really need to be alive to do it. Americans for the last two years feel that way. Wouldn't you rather the fun clown guy to be in that position? No, no, we got another option. We got another option. What is it? I got options. I could pass that. We got another option, Sholks. AI. artificial intelligence Who do you think is the president now? Let AI run the country. This is, we got chat. GPT is going to be our new president. What if it's chat

GPT RUMP? What if we What if that's, that would be funny and shit. Artificial intelligence Trump might be better than this one. That's all I'm saying. That's doing.

If we're doing this just for entertainment presidents and we just want to laugh our way to the apocalypse, that would be hilarious. Yes. Yes, that's it. I don't know if the president does anything. We might as well have the funny clown guy there. He can't really do much. Nah. He can get us all killed, Chow. You can get us all killed. Listen, we'll have money in our pocket, but we won't be here. You want to die broke? You know what, though? I take that back. I take that back. I'm going to tell you another reason. And I told Chris this a few weeks ago, just because I'm just paying attention of how I see things and how I know he's going to use certain things to his advantage. me and Chris talked about just the other day

somebody out there why is black people's hands are so light on the inside and then dark on the outside? Shut up man. Somebody out there is... Why, y'all never look at your hands like that and be like, what's going on? No.

Y'all never think about that at all. That's a weird... You mean like, why did they make our palms white? Yeah. I've thought about that. That's not where, like, maybe that's why y'all like white women so much because you've been beating your dick with a white hand.

I don't like white women. You jerk off with a white hand. But listen, me, me and Chris, talks about this, right? That's stupid. This is what you used to. I didn't want to you to think about it's a white man jerking you off every time you mess with me. You got a white man. You got to jerk off like this. You know, like this. If you want to do it. Put your dick in between.

All black, everything. You know what I mean? But me and Chris talked about this other day, right? Because there's something going on on social media where it's two things that are trending a lot. currency, like all these conversations about the currency. China. And nuclear war. China. Right?

Yeah. So if I'm Trump and you see the Biden administration saying things like tensions are high between us and China, you already know tensions are high with Russia, what does Trump have? He has a relationship with both of them. Ooh, you've seen Trump go talk to the president of China. You've seen Trump be with Putin. his selling point is going to be, I can stop World War III from happening.

Bang. I can prevent nuclear war. So he got to convince us first that it's going to happen so he can come and beat a savior. And he got a track record. All you got to do is go back and look at his track record. He's been diplomatic with these people. He's actually gone.

What do you mean? He's a Hussein. What are you talking about? There's pictures of him. He's in. He went to China and kicked it with the president. Keep talking that shit. He's the greatest say it.

Didn't he do like, say it. Bro, come on. Didn't he put like tariffs on China? And then they started raising the prices of all that shit? Yes, that did happen. Yeah, that was bad. But they still have a relationship.

Meaning that if Biden is out here saying tensions are high between us and China, but Trump is saying, no, no, I can handle it. I can have a relationship with them. I'm not afraid of them. But that's going to make tensions higher. No, it's not because it's all the game. It's politics. Listen, you need someone to be honest about what's going on, right?

Right now, nobody's being honest about what's going on. And it's going to take a little bit of struggle in America for us to be like, the fuck we help in Ukraine for it. It's sad but true. Like, Americans have stopped caring about Ukraine. What kind of more struggle do we need? I know it's difficult for us to say because we do well. Majority of America is broke. The majority of America is poor.

Yeah, that is true. But majority of America has been poor. So what they need to do is feel a fluctuation in that. For example, the job market in the tech industry is down, but the job market out. outside of the tech industry is actually doing really well. People are employed and unemployed? But are they jobs that can actually help you maintain a lifestyle, meaning that you can afford to have food on the table and pay your rent?

What gets people angry and what gets people happy are fluctuations in the money they have. So people are happy when their money goes up from where they are. Now, if you broke and you're a little less broke, you're happy. You still might be kind of broke, but you less broke than you were, so you're happy. If you're broke and you become broker, you're pissed. So it's more the fluctuation. Depends what less broke means. I guess what I'm trying to say is you are comfortable at your current lifestyle.

Comfortable is the wrong word. But you're accustomed to your current lifestyle. In order for you to get angry, you're happy, you need to be adjusted. And if the adjustment comes in a negative way, right, let's say somebody's barely making it. And then it finds out that they lost their job or inflation makes it so they can't afford gas and food. And then they find out we still give a billion dollars to Ukraine. People are going to go, nah, bro. A lot of people are already pissed about that, though.

I don't know. Watch Trump come out and just be like, why are we giving money to... He's already said that. He said that. He said that. It's already lined up to how I can see in 2024 where he's got two or three things that he can hang his hat on, make big headline topics that's going to make people gravitate to world. Now, I will say what China is definitely doing right now, maybe Russia are doing as well.

But like, their best efforts to destabilize Americans, is to keep on reinforcing all the things that are making us feel concerned. So everything that comes out about like every article, and I'm falling for this shit too, every article comes out like China is making connections with Brazil, which is making connections with the Middle East, and they're all coming together. Like, they're definitely pushing that agenda in America,

and they're also, all of us are falling for it and we're reacting to it and making videos about it. Well, I think people don't really understand what it means. You know what I mean? I don't quite even understand totally what it means. You know, when I hear these conversations about, you know, they're coming together to the form. To remove the dollar as the currency. Like, that's going to be very difficult to do.

The American dollar is, you know, the most powerful dollar in the world. It's the most powerful currency in the world. Yeah, the world's debt is settled in American dollars. Like, if you heard of a company, you want to fucking build a bridge, you're getting a loan in American dollars from the IMF or the World Bank. And people don't think about all the other countries that still operate with the American dollar. Also, those five might be establishing their own currency, but what about the rest of the world? Also, Chris said an interesting thing before, which is like,

Chris, grab the mic, man. No country really wants America to just switch seats with Shib. Can you get that one going or no, Al? That might go there. Don't brush, don't brush no pelvic on the back of Chris's ass while you move up. Yeah. That was cute. Anyway, but it's like, the, it's like no country in the world really wants China to be in control, right?

Because they know at a fucking- China's unstable. The moment's notice. Not only they're unstable. They lie a lot. Yeah, but also, like, their decisions are wow. Like they'll just shut something down. Like they shut the entire fucking country down.

What is it? Two billion people locked people in their fucking houses and starve to death over COVID. Like you don't want somebody like that in charge. Chris? We can ring the gong right now. Chris is entered. Thank you. I think it's also there's a lack of transparency with China.

I mean, the U.S. for all its flaws, like our banking system, our financial system. There's a ton of transparency. You can see what's happening. Their regulations, like Andrew said in China. you know, it's at the whim of the party and nobody knows what the party's women. So there's really no way to base your currency against theirs. I don't think.

I think the stat I saw is even with these changes, 85% of the world still uses the dollar at this point. So I think... How much percentage? 85. I'm glad you said that because that's what I said. When people see these countries, everybody's like, oh, shoot, all of these different countries are coming together, but look at the rest of the world

is still, I'm freeing on the U.S. dollar. Like, I could put together a graph right now with America and all the countries that use the dollar, how many countries you think it would be? It's not even if they use the dollar, they just peg their currency to the dollar. They do their big thing. Keep talking that shit. Keep talking that shit.

We're going to find some boats in Atlanta. You keep talking that shit. Yeah, you know what I mean? I got pegs in Atlanta. Hey. I got pegging. Pegging. Pegging, peg him.

Pegging, peg him. Pegg him. Pegger. So, Chris. Yeah. Are we making sense over here? through all the jokes. Yeah, I mean, look, I think...

Yo, pledge your allegiance to Trump right now or you don't care about Taiwan. Plead your allegiance to Trump right now and you don't care about Taiwan, you know, because you know for a fact, you know for a fact, fighting off breaking bones over Taiwan, bro, pledge your motherfuckin'

allegiance to Trump right now or you don't care about your family. Man, that is funny as fuck. Your wife's sisters and brothers and parents. Only child. Listen. Damn, brother. He was prepared for this.

I don't think that Trump would support Taiwan. I've said it before. I think the reason that we see Russia and China basically backing Trump or destabilizing American Trump's favors, I think they know they have him in their pocket. Trump? Trump! Yeah. But that's all the more reason that Trump can say, I got this.

You think Trump's in anybody's pocket? Yes. Who? China and Russia for zombies. Yo, y'all are haters. And gun lobbyists. Y'all are haters. And the Christian lobby.

In the Christian lobby. But y'all are haters, bro. Y'all are haters, bro. And the oil lobby. But y'all are haters, bro. And the fast food lobby. But y'all are haters, bro. So I have a hate on Trump.

You're definitely in a fast food lobby. You get a little bigger. Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, you'd get a little bigger. But, I mean, look, to me, the real, the most dangerous part of this is that the American system has been built on this, like, unwritten understanding. that when a president loses, they go off quietly into the sunset. And that's what ensures stability in America, right? Gore lost a very heavily contested election, arguably.

Gore got the election stolen from him. It's okay. Way close, but he knew what the rules are. The rules are when it's over, you go away. You don't stir shit up. You don't make problems. This is what allows the system. So now you believe in elections.

Let Chris talk. Now you believe in election. Now the people didn't when they stood it for the Democrats but they still from the Democrats He got the election got stolen Come on, we know. Oh, really?

Okay, but what about with Trump? Which one? Well, well, no, Trump didn't get the election stolen from him. I agree. But still, still, it's worth pointing out. All right, well, look, when the senior Bush lost to Clinton, which he was very upset about, Clinton was an upstart, he was

Bush was the establishment. He went away. Now, did he put his son in position? Yes, but the point is, Did he put Monique in position? Maybe. Maybe. Not push.

Right. Clinton was put. Oh. Yeah. Set up. You think that he set her up for the gluck. You got sucked. She did start sucked.

Bill got sucked. She did. Hey, this throat is empty. Can I have it filled? Oh, excuse me, Mr. Clinton. My throat is empty. That's so stupid. It's stupid to think about like a gas thermometer on your throat.

Your throat is on E. Uh-oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. My heart won't start. My heart won't start because my throat is empty.

Did you feel it? I'll please. Freddie, please. Chris, continue making sense. No, but I'm saying, like, Democrat, Republican, everybody, when they lose, they're gone. And they stay off the scene and they keep a low profile. And that's what allows the system to keep operating.

And this guy has just destroyed the system, whether he's even reelected or not in 24. You know, and to the point about, like, the arrest. Yeah, he's going to absolutely, if he wins, he's going to absolutely start. So let me ask you a question. He's going to start what, Chris? He's going to start trying to target officials, lock people up.

We're going to fall into chaos. Like, we, people forget how fragile this system really is and how quickly you can fall. You know what we forget? You know, Chris has made a great point because precedence has been, precedent has been set. Let's say that. They said precedent by arresting him.

You know what I mean? so nobody can say, oh, man, we don't do this in America. But that's the complication of this is, I know what's going to happen because he got arrested, but the flip side is Trump's operate his entire life by daring you to call him out, by daring you to arrest him,

to daring you to come after him. Everybody in this room knows he's guilty. There's no question that he's guilty. I don't know about New York. I don't know about New York. Georgia by four. Georgia? He's not even trying to hide.

Georgia. So what do you do? Do you say we just keep letting this guy get away with ship because we don't want to separate? I think if you get him on the Georgia charges, I don't really know about the federal ones, but if you get him on the Georgia charges, that's different because what's going to happen is he gets in the office of 2024.

I can just start locking people up for bullshit. Lock him up. Because the New York charge seems like some bullshit. Lock him up. But now I can lock up Biden for anything or lock up Hillary for anything. It won't even matter what the bullshit charges because all he's going to, all people are going to think about is how they lock Trump up.

Lock up. It's something that people deem some bullshit. So then what do you do? You just let him keep cooking and doing. what he wants. No, no, no. If you're going to hold people accountable, really hold him accountable. He should have been in handcuffs. He should have had a mugshot. You know what I'm saying? If you're going to go after him in Georgia, go after him in Georgia. If you're married Garland, you're going to really go after him. You don't think they didn't do that because he successfully created the fear that there'd be another January

6th if they did all that and they put him in the handcuffs. But Chris, if we live in a country where somebody can have a threat of violence and a threat of violence keeps you from prosecution, we've completely lost our government. We've completely lost our democracy. We are in a completely corrupt society. It's dysfunctional. It's over. Chris don't care about Taiwan, you don't care about Taiwan, you don't care about Israel.

Give them them them back story. Hold on you got to give them backstory though. Chris's wife and kids are from Taiwan. Well, my kids are from New York City, sure. Via Taiwan. Chris, you know what I mean? Chris, let's your question. Chris, Chowton's joking, but he brings up a good point.

If, if. Trump being in office keeps Taiwan safe. Yeah. And Israel. I don't know if you're a one-issue voter. I'm not, but I will say this. Like, I find, what's the saying? Politics makes strange bedfellows.

Yeah. I suddenly find myself liking, you know. He'd fuck Trump. He just said it. No, like. Talk that's crazy. Shit. Talk that shit.

Shut up, man. No, that's what I like. That's what I love. I like politics games. That's spicy. Chris and being honest. Come on. Right.

So the president of Taiwan was in America last week. She met with McCarthy, who's the head of the Republican Senate, right? All of a sudden, I'm like, oh, what McCarthy's saying is making a little bit of sense right now. I disagree with him with 99% of everything else. But when it's my issue, sure, I'm a hypocrite. Thank you. Right. We're all hypocrites.

Right. We're all hypocrites. That's how I choose to be. Be a hypocrite. It's okay. You love Trump. You fucking love him. I don't think Trump would.

You love him. Alex Media love him. Love small business owner. He loves him. Trump would never cross China. Trump would never cross China. What do you mean Trump would never cross China? Trump's going to be harder on China than Biden is?

No way. Are you kidding? No way. You know what they call Biden in China? Let me hear it. Soup dumpling brain. That's what they call him in China. That's his real name in fucking China.

Do you want that? Do you want that as our president of the United States of America? Fuck all that. Oh, man. You know what, though? all jokes aside, there is something to what Shult is saying as to how the rest of the country clearly does not fear America in any way, shape, or form right now. You got to start the rest of the world, I'm sorry.

You see Saudi Arabia, Saudi Arabia guy was like, we have no reason. What do you say? I forgot what the exact quote was he was like, we have no reason to play nice with America anymore. But that's my point. Nobody fears America anymore. Not at all. I'm talking crazy. Why is that, Chris?

But I bet you he won't stay. I bet you won't come to America. that shit. I think it's posturing. I think it's trying to renegotiate deals. I mean, nobody wants to run to, I mean, maybe smaller countries want to align themselves with the Russia or China. Historically, that's been true. You think France is going to align itself with Russia? You think Germany's going to align itself with China? Like, you know, that guy, Macron, while his whole country's burning was talking a little shit, even though he's a

victim of molestation and rape. Yeah, he said that Europe, he said, Not allegedly. His teacher, he married his teacher. His teacher, his high school teacher was fucking him while he was a child. I have no idea what he was talking about. I'm going to say alleged. He was groomed. He was groomed.

He's definitely groomed. Oh, okay. He's definitely groomed. Allegedly. Allegedly. But yeah, he said Europe must. And he's the president. What?

He said Europe must resist pressure to become America's followers. And he says the great risk Europe faces is getting caught up in crises that are not ours. That's what he said. He need to keep, he need to keep talking that shit and see what happens to his ass. I'm going to talk to his wife, mom. I'm going to talk to his wife, mom, and I'm going to have him spank his little ass for talking that little shit.

I'll fucking dare you. These motherfuckers talking shit. Won't be no Andrews shows Europe to our. I know, right? I'm coming to Europe. I'm coming to China. And you're not leaving. I'm not leaving.

I'm going to be locked up. I'll be locked up forever. It is what it is. It is what it is. But I'm coming up. Oh, man. No, for real. We need to start talking a little bit more shit.

Speaking of coming, a sleut to all the aunties that got comeed on at Freak Nick in the 90s. Whoa. What? That was part of it. What? That was like a high five back in the day. It's true. A lot of your moms, if you're listening, you're from down south, a lot of your moms is getting nutted on down to Freak Nick.

And this is what I hope this documentary explores. Explore both sides. What do you mean? How? Look at it. Go back and watch any old Freak Nick footage. We have all these conversations about women empowerment and sexual liberation. These were.

Coward sexually liberated women who went down to Freaknik to enjoy themselves. How was that not true? They're saying there's a lot of examples of sexual assault. Of course there was, but there's also a lot of, look at it. Look at it. Look, we're watching the videos. Yo, listen, there's two sides is what I'm saying. Yes, there's women that went down there and got sexually assaulted. But there's also women that went down there and had a great fucking time.

What are we talking about? But there was also women like this woman who don't want to. the video to come out because she knows she was having a good time. Okay. This woman said, y'all, we might be in trouble. Let me tell you something. When one person does a video and says, y'all, we might be in. She's like, y'all coming with me.

I'm not going down by myself. Listen to, listen to Auntie. Y'all, I don't know. We might be in trouble. Did y'all see Hulu is about to release a documentary about 94 Freaknik? Yes. Yes, 1994 Freakink. Yes.

That's right. They are about to release a documentary. So I'm just, now I've been to several Freaknicks. 94 was one that I attended. So I'm just praying that Jesus be a fence. I'm praying that Jesus just be a big, tall, private offense. That's my prayer. Because she had a good fucking time.

That's my prayer. So, you know, I will say this, though. I will say this. Like when they would bring out those video cameras and start recording, I immediately remove myself from that situation. I never, ever, ever was okay with being recorded out there. That's right. So hopefully that worked to my benefit, but, you know, you never know.

You never know. So the only thing I got is if you see your girl in the documentary, hey man, at least I'm fully closed. At least all my clothes is on. That's all I got. That's the best I got. But yeah, y'all, they're about to put our business out on the street. See?

Some of us might be on TV. I ain't judging her. They can't even put their business out on the street. Why? I think they need permission. All they got to do is blurt her face. That's all they do. They'll blade a face.

You don't care what the face. All you can do is look at the actions of how's it going down. Oh, you know what I'm saying? I don't like this, though. I don't like it because I feel like the 1900s should stay in the 1900s. You know what I'm saying? I don't want to see. freaknik. I don't want to see Myrtle Beach Black Bike Weekend. I don't want to see

the Florida Classic. I don't want to see Daytona. No. I don't want to see none of that shit. No, I want to see all of them. Nah, you don't. Nah, fuck that week. We can't. Why we weren't about all shit? Like, come on. Let that shit go. Hey, you know, it's so funny. Let that shit go. Taylor, who was the girl who called the radio station? And she said something, she said something about women. And I bought up Adam and Eve. I was like, actually, the first person that was deceitful to God was a woman. It was in. She took the Apple. She was like, man, stop bringing up.

Oh, shit. That's what I'm saying. No. He didn't stop doing on the past. That's what I'm saying. No, January 6-2. Like, yo, let's not talk about these events. Oh, man.

These events in American history. I do want Uncle Luke to get his Just Doodle. I want Uncle Luke to get a documentary. He deserves it. He absolutely positively deserves it. And, you know, salute to Ida-R-Riguez. Ida-Riguez used to be an intern for Uncle Luke. She used to work for Uncle Luke when she was younger.

And we were having this same conversation. We talked about Freak Nick and all of these places. And we were talking about women who had great times there and actually went there because they were having fun. Like, they were free women, right? And she was like, that was Uncle Luke's whole thing. His whole thing was about having women who were sexually liberated and wanted to do what they wanted to do.

Amen, great man. You know what I mean? Great man. Whether making them do anything. Hero. Nah, but I want all these docs to come out because your generation had way too much fun. We can't have no fun because we have cameras everywhere. You're having no.

It's because we have cameras everywhere. so we can't really. Y'all do Freak Nick every day, bro. No, we don't. Y'all have Freak Knicks every day. No, where? All the time. Where?

When I go online, that shit that shit right there used to be like sacred footage. Or you used to have the go places to see shit like that. I can just go on Instagram right now and see that type of wallet. Literally right now. I can pull up videos from Spring break last week that looked like Freaknik in the night. Spring break was absolutely bananas. The only difference is y'all got gunshots. People get shot at y'all shit.

Not saying that we didn't get shot back then, but way more people get shot. shot at y'all shit now. Probably. Way more people get shot. But yo, y'all will never know what spring break was like. That shit was fucking insane. Spring break where? Mexico, bro.

Yeah. Oh, I never did that. Oh my God. I did that one year. That shit was great. Really? White people go crazy that. Oh.

You go crazy everywhere. No, but like it's. No, no, no, no, no. That was white freak. It was white freaknik was. It was. White Freak Nick was. Motherfucking Springback, Mexico, Cancun, Bananas.

You been there? I hosted that shit for MTV, the last. Really? Bro, it was. It was crazy, crazy. Something. No, it was fucking nuts. And then before that, we went to Rosarito.

That shit was. What is Rosarito? Ziz. We did that when we were in college. What's that at? Whoa. That's in Mexico, too? Whoa.

Whoa. Yeah, man. Keep these war stories ourselves. We don't need to be documented. Agreed. Like, why? Agreed. For what to happen?

Because, because think about it. We're already having silly conversations. Like already people are like, all people did was get sexually or social out of their sex. That's not all that would happen. Like, 85 to 90% of that shit. was probably people just having a great time. But let's also acknowledge that, yes, maybe 10 or 15% of the time women were assaulting men. And that's something.

Nobody talked about that. No, no, no, you were. Women were very aggressive. Nobody talked about that. A girl tried to fuck me because I was wearing diesel jeans. He said, oh, you got diesel jeans. I tried to fuck me. I fucked her, but not because she liked the diesel jeans and nothing like that.

I thought that eventually we built up a nice rapport. But to come up to me and assault me just because I was wearing a pair of, You think no dicks were getting grabbed at Freaknik? You think ladies weren't walking down the script grabbing dicks, slapping dudes on the ass? Brough. Come on, y'all. Brough.

Really? We got to learn the history then. Girls grab dicks. We got to learn the history. Yeah, that's not fair. They put their hands down their pants. It's fucking crazy. It's disgusting, actually, to be honest with you.

You know what's so interesting? I thought about this, right? Like, you think about Uncle Luke's music. And Uncle Luke always encouraged women to do things. Like, he'd be like, you know, NBC, you shake them tities. Pop that pussy, doo-doo Brown. right?

Bam, baby-da-p-da-p-ba-da. That's why the South is so fun. Why up north did people have to grab their dicks because they loved hip-hop? Because no one was grabbing their dicks. We had to grab tithes. Oh, you had to grab your own.

Grab your dicks if you love hip-hop. Ladies, rub your tits if you love hip-hop. Let's not brush past the grabbing dick part. Okay, we know that tities were brushed, but why do you have to grab your dicks if you don't hip-hop? Biggie. Biggie. You got some sus-s lyrics, Brian.

We've done this, all right. No, but I never thought about that one. Like, why you want every dude to grab me a dick? If you love hip-hop. You can put your hand in the air. You know what I mean? Do a hay-ho. Grab your meat.

If you love hip-hop, it's crazy. If you love what I'm saying right now, grab your meat. That's crazy. If you enjoy the shit I'm doing, grab your meat, fellas. This is why I love the 90s. And then he was like, also women, grab you tities. Oh, yeah, and women, grab your tis! He was young.

This is why I loved the 90s, man. 90s New York was so progressive, yo. 90s, New York was so progressive. Also, when we say that Biggie had some suss lyrics, we're not saying this in terms of him just being regular. We're saying to him being a Jamaican guy. A Jamaican guy is not going to have... He was Jamaican?

Oh, no, he was, he was, he was, he was. Excuse me. You're right, he was Jamaica. Excuse me. He was Jamaican. You don't get that big without eating beef patties and planting. No, he wasn't Jamaican. He was Jamaican.

He was Jamaican. So my point is, he's going to have Jamaican level homophobia. And for those lyrics to still come out. Aggressive. Ooh. Man, shout out the big. What do you mean? Grab your dicks if I love hip-hop.

What you mean? You don't tell me to grab me dick at the concert. You know, back in the day, you love Big so much. You know, you still grab your dick. Even now. That song, come on. You're going to grab your dick. You're going to say pause.

But you're going to still grab your dick. Bro, I... Also, that shouldn't be considered suspect, not that I think about it. Grab your dick. We jerk off. You got to grab your dick off. I think you're making it gayer. You know what I'm saying?

I think you're making again. You got to jerk off. You're doing it again. You're doing it again. You're doing it again. You think you're making the argument for your bigger than worse. Hey, hey, hey. How you do it?

Hey! This horse going to get fed. I damn it. Hey. Hey. This is a stupid podcast. I don't know why y'all free Trump, though.

Free Ronald Reagan. Let's pay some bills. You know what I mean? Free to goats. That's a stupid podcast. Free to goats, bro. Free to goats. Oh, man.

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Yo, yes, sir. I got some shows, man. I got some shows coming up. Okay. We're going to do a nice little like spring, summer tour. I'm going to be doing Gary V's VCon. That's going to be wild. Then I'm going to also be performing at, in Gary, Indiana.

There's a hard rock live casino out there. The home of the Jackson's baby. Oh, that's right. Use the Michael Jackson jokes from Gary. I might have to drop some old stuff then. Then I'm going to do the Pichanga Resort in Casino as well. And then we're going to do a show up in Reno. and then we're coming up to Calgary as well.

So make sure you go to Andrew Shultz.com, get those tickets for the summer tour. Excited to be back out there. It's going to be wild. I got some church and else. I had to write some stuff down. First of all, I want to salute our guy, Chris Moreau. A lot of happened over the last couple of weeks while we were away. You know me and Kevin Hart.

We got a company at Audible called SBAH, Show Black and Handsome Productions. We're in business with Audible. we've put out two stellar projects, man, Finding Tamika, which has won so many different awards. It won the Dupon Award at Columbia University, man. So Saluta, Finding Tamika. But Chris Moreau, which summer of 85, he won an Audi. Clap it up for Chris Monroe, y'all.

Oh, shit. Yeah, summer 85 won an Audi. I can't wait until we clap it up for Chris for becoming Chinese, man. He already is, bro. Chris got a passport. No, no, once Taiwan, you know. Chris, tell him what is the, Artie, Chris. Tell them, like, what is it, what is the

equivalent of an Audi in the Audio like an Oscar, right? It'd be between like an Oscar and Emmy, I would say. Yes, Oscar and Emmy. I think, uh, probably more Emmy, you think? Yeah, yeah. Probably more Emmy. Because the DuPont Award is like the Oscar. Yeah, and I would also say the Ambys is the other big one. The Ambys? Yeah.

You won an Ambys too, right? Did not win an Emmy, just an Audi. Oh, we were nominated for an Emmy. Now, that was, uh, Finding Tomi. Oh, Finding Tomiq was nominated for an Amby. Yes. You were. But still, you know, a sum of 85, man, great project. Go check it out on Audible. If you haven't, it tells the story of the move movement in Philadelphia, you know, when our government bombed the move movement in Philadelphia, right in 1985, man, and the correlation between that in Live Aid, which was interesting because, you know,

Live Aid was to raise money for Africa. So you bomb this place that they called Little Africa, but also raised money for it in the same city and the same summer. Coincidence, I don't know, but the sum of 85 tells the tale. So check that out. And congrats to Chris Monroe again. I also want to tell everybody, make sure to scream 88 the movie. 88 the movie is a Golden Film starring Brandon V. Dixon, Natory Notting, and Orlando Jones, executive produced by me. It is screaming everywhere right now.

Anywhere you watch movies, Apple, Amazon, so go check that out, 88th the movie. And I want to tell everybody, man, thank you. The Black Effect Podcast Festival is happening August, I mean, April 22nd, In Atlanta, Georgia, Saturday, April 22nd, we've got like 300 tickets left, man. You know what I mean? So please, you know, go to Eventbright.com, get those tickets. Go to BlackEffect.com for more information. Some of your favorite Black Effect podcast will be on that stage.

85 South Show, horrible decisions with Mandy and Weezy, reasonably shady with Jaselle Bryant and Robin Dixon, checking in with Michelle Williams. It's all hosted by me and my good sister, Jess Alarious. Jess has a podcast on the Black Effect 2 called Carefully Reckless, but April 22nd, Atlanta, Pullman Yards, Black Effect Podcast Festival, like 300 tickets are left, literally,

and we'll be sold out. So thank you to everybody that's been going to get those tickets, and we'll see you in Atlanta on April 22nd. And last, but not least, the Breakfast Club, you know, my baby, my baby, my baby. There would be none of that other stuff that I just mentioned without the Breakfast Club, starting on this Monday, April 17th,

You can watch the breakfast club at 9 a.m. on BET and VH1. Let's go. So it'll be simulcast on BET and VH1 starting Monday, April 17th, this Monday. So it's live? It's like Howard Stern's show used to be? Well, Howard wasn't live either. Howard did what we're doing when he was on E. It used to be like the best of.

Love that. I don't know if Howard did the best of the week or if Howard did the best of the morning. Because Howard used to come on once a week, right? I don't think they showed the whole. Yep, yep. It was once a week. So it was the best of the week. Our show is going to be the best of that morning.

So whatever comes on the air that morning, whatever interview, whatever topics we're discussing, it'll be shown in an hour on BET. So donkey of the day, all that stuff. And they'll edit it that day and then flip it out. That day, we got the whole BET crew in the studio right now. And, you know, they, right then and there. I love that. We've actually been doing mock episodes, the past. last couple of weeks.

How to go? You know what I mean? I haven't watched any of them. You know what I mean? I can't think about both of that shit. I got to go in there and do my job. Meaning like how was it having the extra cameras in there? How was it?

Well, I mean, it's no different. You know what I mean? Because Breakfast Club has always operated like that. Right. You know what I mean? But now you, I would assume there's a bigger crew and that kind of stuff. But if no. No.

Since, I mean, you got to think we was on a revolt for like five, six years. So there was always all of those different camera angles, you know. It's honestly literally no different. And I couldn't do my job if I had to like worry about that shit. You know what I mean? So salute to BET for not getting it in our way. But every Monday, April 17th, starting this Monday, 9 a.m. You can watch the Breakfast Club on BET and VH1.

And actually, it's not even just BT. We have our own production crew that we put together. So our own production crew. You guys produce a package it for them. Yeah. Yeah. And love it. Give it to Beetteeem.

Congratulations. That's a great move. Absolutely. What else we got, man? What we got, Taylor? What else happened the last couple of weeks? Walmart under fire for a shirt? What is this about?

Let me read the article. Walmart has discontinued selling a t-shirt in its stores after going viral for the controversial word written on the clothing. Last week, a woman who goes by the username. Who sucked what? What did I say? Who sucked now? Who suck daddy now?

Oh, no. Who's your dad? Maddie now gained a lot of attention on Twitter after doing some shopping at her local Walmart, only to come across a shirt with a hidden word on it. What is the hidden word? I need this shirt before Walmart realizes what they've done, she wrote. Find the hidden word. While it's probably not that noticeable.

Oh, cunt. Cucle, use, reuse, redo, rethink. So C-U-N-T if you look down. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Taylor is so crazy. Taylor had me thinking this whole time the shirt said retarded, Joe. Taylor was on the way here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, on the way here. Taylor showed me this shirt, and Taylor was like, Taylor was like, yo, they're taking these shirts out of Walmart because they say re on it. And I was, I'm like, I can't take it no more. I said, I hate this woke culture, blasley, blah, because I'm thinking they're mad at re, just because it says re?

So you can't even make that short for retarding. Yes. Reeves. No. We do call them re-rease. Yeah, I call them re-rease. Taylor, how do you not see cunt and you have one? Whoa.

This is crazy. This is fucking crazy, yo This is crazy How could you not see it? I saw that shit immediately Immediately No There's nothing about that

That's retarded No but there is a cunt there Clear there's a cunt there Big old cunt On the front of that shirt What? Say what? That cunt is so big on that shirt

Donald Trump will grab it But I'm bum Yeah, I don't know. Do girls get upset about that word cunt? That's only a white thing to me. Black people don't say cunt in our community. Black people don't say the word cunt? Yeah, I've never heard of it.

We don't say the word cunt. I haven't heard of black person say the word cunt. Yeah, not as an insult. I didn't even know cunt was considered an insult until I was told it was an insult. What did you think it was? I thought it was a vagina. I just thought it was another name for john. Oh, the cunt?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Now this is a great story. Okay. The Dali Lama, or the Daddy Lama, as he's known, in some places. The spiritual head of the Tibetan community apologized one day after a bizarre video. After a bizarre video of him kissing a young Indian boy on the lips and then asking the boy to suck his tongue. Now, I saw people defending him when I gave him donkey.

Well, I gave him donkey today, but I saw people defending him when I was doing him. on my research on the story, they said in Tibet, sticking your tongue out is actually a sign of respect, right? So this is the excuse they're using. What I would tell all you digital dickheads, okay, are you internet imbeciles, is that, okay, that might be true sticking your tongue out as a sign of respect. But what about when you ask somebody to suck your tongue, bro?

That's more intimate than sucking dick. Yo. It is, yo. That's facts. You have somebody to suck your tongue? That's crazy. That's more intimate than sucking dick. Suck my tongue is crazy.

It's crazy as fuck. I think we need to hear out. I think we need to hear out China. What? I don't know. Like for years, Tibet has been like, we're being oppressed, free Tibet from China.

And it's now the head of fucking Tibet is asking the little kids and suck his tongue. It's like, maybe China was right, right, bro. Maybe they need a little bit of organization. What if the president of China was like, I told you, stupid motherfucker.

This is why. I'm making that shit go about. y'all gonna do now he should be literally the the g-g-ping whatever his name should be posting what y'all gonna do now what y'all gonna do now with this video china was right it's rare on this podcast you see me going china was right but china was right shit chokes hey yo he said now suck my tongue come on y'all why are y'all watching this first of all man you're an 80-something year old man i don't know any 80 year old. And I got, I got some geriatric friends that I love.

What y'all gonna do now? And they don't be around you without no mask. And they especially, you're not gonna be around no little germy-filled kids without a mask. This dude is out here like, suck my tongue. Yeah, bro. You know what I'm saying? Huge L for Buddhism. And huge L.

Huge L for Buddhism. Isn't Buddhism about like removing all your desires? No, I agree. Isn't that the whole thing with Buddhism? Like you're reaching upon about removing all your desires. Well, it seemed like he desired that. little kids suck on his fucking tongue. How can he be your leader?

And I know that probably made a lot of people. Leaders that remove their urges, they end up with little kids. A little kid fetishes, bro. Isn't that an urge? Hell yeah. What he's saying leaders that remove their orders? Like priests and shit like that. I know that when people see this, that's what they thought about, right?

They thought you first thing you think about it's the Catholic priest. Right? This falls right in line with that shit, man. Bro. Have you heard that? I've got to step in, bro. Have you heard that sticking your tongue out with a sign of respect, Chris? You never heard that?

I read that this morning. They said in Tibet, like, sticking your tongue out is considered a sign of respect. Maybe making this shit up if we just believe it because they're not white, bro. I hate when countries do that. That's his PR team. He has never heard that.

Yeah, get the fuck out of here. There's no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's the sucking part. He said suck my tongue. Look, what is the Tibetan culture a tongue greeting? Sticking out your tongue is traditionally a sign of respect. Our agreement has also been used as a greeting in Tibetan

culture according to the Institute of East Asian Studies at the University of California. Nah, bro. You gotta know better. Listen, sticking out the tongue is one thing. Asking somebody to suck your tongue is another, bro. Crazy. What would you rather have?

Wake up, Tracks. Wake the fuck up, Tracks. What would you rather? Max me fall asleep, and I'm watching for sleep. I thought I saw that phone hanging in his hand, but dear life. What's more intimate? Sucking a tongue or sucking a dick?

Nah, I think you were right. Sucking a tongue is way more intimate. Word. Yeah. Sucking a dick is just crazy. Not really. I don't know why these chicks do that shit. Nah, no, no, no, no.

Don't do that. They be sucking dicks in bathrooms and shit. Don't do that. No, it's facts, bro. I mean, the dick is convenient for that, though. Say again? The dick is made for that. You know what I'm saying?

Like, the dick is conveniently made to get sucked anywhere. That's why the vagina is like eating pussy is way more intimate. You know what I'm saying? Because you have to actually be in a place to eat. I love it. Do you love it? I love it. Even to this day.

Like diet, love it. Like put it in my food groups. Wow. Love it. Love it. Love it. Really? Why is the woman in the room going ill?

Why do you want come in your food? What? Whoa. Taylor, what is it with you? Tell, I'm buying you that re-shirt, yo. Taylor. Taylor just randomly goes, why do you want to come in your food? Who said that?

I'm buying Taylor to reshirt, yo. Go on. I hope y'all didn't pull that shit off the show. That's why she only saw the re-in. Yo, you know, Taylor, your Taylor, re-recognize Rio. Taylor, re-recognize Rio. You know, facts, too.

Facts, too. Oh, shit. Did we just find out what Taylor is, man? Oh, my God. That's so crazy what I said. You just said you would want to have pussy on your food, right? That's not what I said. What did you say?

Taylor, get to Mike. Because people get here. That's not what I said. I said that I consider vagina is one of my food groups. Part of my diet. So you're assuming Taylor knows what the word diet means. I was waiting for you to make that joke.

And I was waiting for you to make it. And you didn't make it. I had to throw it out there. Taylor had to throw it. Taylor, you want to do some imagination? I knew I should. I knew I shouldn't have said it. I knew I shouldn't have said it.

I'm always on Taylor's side. I knew I shouldn't have done it. I'm going to pay some bills today. Whoa. We need a reset after that. Damn. That was crazy. Jesus Christ.

Why you just did that nuke for no reason? There was no reason. Because you didn't throw it. I didn't want it was on reason. You said four different sentences known full well is right there. Okay. How many times? Times did you say it.

This is your fault. Food groups, food pyramid, diet. You can't mention it. And you just didn't. Yo, salute to everybody on that diabetic pill, yo. That diabetic pill. Y'all bugging, yo. Why?

There's got to be some side effects of that shit. If you losing weight that fucking fast. Yeah, but there's also side effects of being fat. Yeah. Yes. So it's much better to take that real short term. Is it? Yeah.

How do we know that? We don't know. Obesity is like one of the biggest factors that kill people. Why do you say biggest? You're right. Eucity is one of the biggest factors in just being disgusted while you look at something. That's another thing that people don't count in, right? They don't ever look at that.

Here's the thing. Like, obesity is one of the biggest factors. I'm like, look at someone just going, ugh. Okay. That is important. What if you are obese, right? And that obesity is going to cut like, just say 10, 15 years of your life, you might get some type of, you know, cardiovascular disease, something like that.

But you take this pin, you lose weight, but the pin still is impacting your cardio bastille and whatever else. And you still are only going to live 10, 15 years. But you just look better. But you would be better for the time that you're going to be alive. Okay. That's the argument. Now, if it's worse, then don't do it. But right now, I think that the idea, okay, the problem is when somebody's not overweight,

but they just want to be skinny and then they take it. When the people are, like, super overweight, like the people that do that lap band surgery, I think it's called. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure that's not good for you. and I'm sure that affects your body in a bunch of different ways and it's not that healthy. But I think we've got,

I could be wrong. I would say that we have more trials to show that the lap band is probably safer than the diabetic pin. The diabetic pin seemed new as fuck. 100%. And I know a lot of people on this shit. Like people that I fuck with like,

what? Me on the diabetic pin. Everybody's doing it to be skinny now. Yeah, I saw somebody recently and I'm like, what's up, bro, you look good, you vegan now? And they were like,

now I'm on a diabetic pin. Oh, Zumpic. And I was like, why? You weren't even have, you weren't fat. I wouldn't think you were that. Fat that you had to be on a diabetic pin. They said that shit burns off weight.

Crazy. You just don't, you lose your appetite, right? Yeah, you lose your appetite, which can't be healthy. I think that, yeah. I think,

no, I think it makes you, like, lose your appetite for the bad food. Like, you don't want to eat, like, sugars and cards and all that stuff. Well,

just going, oh, it's all? Yeah. We can do. It does what? So you just take you longer to digest things, I guess,

and then because of that, yeah. You know what caused you to lose your appetite for all that shit, too? Changing your diet. When you simply change your diet Like I went away

I was on vacation last week I went to St. Lucian. Ooh! What? That's why you came here looking off chalk. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Damn. Hey. Hey. Hey. I don't fuck with horses since Christopher Reeve, yo. Hey.

Hold on. I don't do that gay shit now. Yo, if Trump tweets that, if Trump tweets, I ain't fuck with horses since Christopher Reeves, dude. Bro, in Trump tweets it's over, right? Black people forgive him for everything?

Just be honest. Huh? No. Why black people? Nah, nah, nah. Y'all dictate culture. Can y'all just love Trump for a little bit? It's more fun. Hell, just like Trump. Honestly, Trump got to win over black women.

I just wrote about this in my, I'm writing my new book. I literally just wrote a whole chapter about the, you know, people talk about black males are gravitating towards Trump. It's not all black men. Forget the black men, black women. If you get black women. That's never happening because they got sense.

If, never happened. But if Trump can convince black women, if Trump can get on board of black women, it's over, it's done. Well, that's not happening.

You got to do it. Don't bet on that horse. That ain't happen. Say that again, bro. No. Say that again. Trump going to hear this. No,

Trump is listening. This is his fair podcast. Trump going to hear that, bro. If Trump gets black women on his side, it's over. That ain't happened. But is my logic right. If he gets them on his side, it's over.

Yo, this is crazy. He won't even acknowledge it. Yo, Van, we're doing the pod. We were just talking about fat people, yo. Van. Hey, hey, I want to let y'all know something. Get y'all jokes out right now because I'm on O-Zembe. What is that?

He's on the pen. You on the diet pin? I'll be back to where I was in no time. I'm literally losing eight pounds a week. What you're doing with it? What are you giving it to? Nobody? Because girls getting eight BBLs.

You can't use it like you used to. Yeah, you got to donate like Rob then with the Kardashians. I got a, listen, here's the thing. I'm in my, I'm getting a hair transplant too. I said, fuck it, bro. I got money. Why should I look like the rest of these fat, bald niggas?

I'm not going. Whoa. Whoa. Yo, Trump said the same thing. Why should I look like the rest of these fat ball niggas? Yo, Van. Van. Van.

Van, it's Schultz. Yo, Van, how does Trump get black? women on his side. Jesus Christ. Exactly. Jesus Christ. That's the only way. It might be it.

What a good question. How does Trump get, who could Trump say? Nobody. Nobody. Maybe, okay, okay, okay, okay. I just thought about this. Talk that. Pardon, uh, Asada Shakur.

Still not going to work. Nah, that's not. That's going to get black dudes. Black women, bro. What can he do for black women, Van? Because if he gets black women, it's over. It's a rap.

Why wouldn't the Chachore thing work, you think, Van? Because it's not, if I'm being real, because it's not, it's not flashy enough. That's only going to get some of the black men. Got you. You would have to pardon like a Meg the stallion. Meg didn't do nothing. I know, but frame her for some shit and then pardon her. I mean, no, seriously, all just aside, I don't know that there's anything.

And I'll tell you why it's because. Black women got sense. That's right. Black women aren't easily influenced. They're not, like we talked about, it's funny, we talked about this on the podcast. And I believe sincerely that in terms of the black men out there, there's been a brain drain in terms of the way we look at things politically to where Trump, a guy like Trump, it's easy for him because he's a rebel, because he's funny, because he has that type of charisma. He got the gangster shit with him. thanks the shit with him and they've always looked up to him

it's easy black women they go to college they talk about these issues a lot they're blue they're 10ers are two-up I don't know if they don't like old thugs not you know Trump would

if Trump don't have that thing that they that they respond to there's nothing about Trump that I can see that would make a black woman fuck with him like think about it all the Trump shit is hyper hyper hyper hyper hyper man

Okay, okay, okay, hold on. Now, explain, explain Diamond and Princess, God bless, not Diamond and Princess. Diamond and Silk, God bless the dead. Explain Candace Owens did. Explain Amarosa when she did fuck with him. I mean, when I'm talking about black women, obviously there are tons of black women, hundreds of thousands, probably millions of black women that fuck with Trump. I mean, maybe not millions.

So, I mean, it's not all black women, but we talk about black women. We're talking about the 93% or 94% or whatever it is of black women. black women that voted with the Democrat. Obviously diamond and silk and the rest of them, you're going to have some that just go along with the conservative ideology or they're evangelical and they're going to be with Trump. But to get through, to make that number like it is for black men, like 85, I think it's 85 or 88 percent, to really dig into it.

I don't know if there's anything he could do. I don't think so either. I don't think so either. We're going to figure it out, though. Don't worry about it. I'll tell you what, though. I'll tell you what, though. it is high time that we start having

rather than vilify everybody and rather than make everybody look like they crazy it's really high time we start having a discussion about why so many niggas like Trump and it's not a mirage it's not you can't insult it away I just wrote about that

I literally just wrote about that for my new book like you it's a real thing so you've got to fucking talk about it Like, the acting, racial's on the podcast, going crazy, all mad about act, I really like Trump. But that's not rooted in anything political, though. That's rooted in everything you said before. It's just the antics of Donald Trump.

Yeah, he's fun. He's entertaining. He's entertaining. We live in a country that worship celebrity. Like, that's literally all of this. But one bad thing I'll let's say I'll check it back. But also, there's something else. You're about to make that order.

You're about to order that number one with extra cheese. Bro, it's not a number one. It's a number four supersized with one layer of cheese between each layer of me. God. Damn. Shit. All right.

You want, brus, I don't understand, bro. Bruh. I'm a fucking fat. I'm a fat pioneer. I'm not a regular fat nigga.

I have been in new ways to be fat, you know what I'm saying? The notorious BAN is crazy. Yeah. Right. There's something else you got to see. There's something else you got,

like, like actors rich. If we're in the hood, right? I want you to think about this real quick. If we're in the hood or we in the community and whatever. And we worship guys who got rich, no matter how they got there. Think about this.

Like, if we're talking about, we all know the places the dope dealers have in the hood. We all know the places the dope dealers have in the hood. I'm not saying this at some kind of like weird, overstated stereotype that we all look up to dope dealers and pimps. But we know that Hove and all of these stories are hustling. There was a way that we

related to that because we understand the conditions that they come from. Now, if the goal is to get rich, no matter how, you get rich, right? Don't really matter what happened. If it goes to get rich, all it matters that you got there. Don't matter how many people got killed.

Don't matter how many people got, I mean, pregnant women got drugs sold to them don't matter, so you're there. And once you get there, the only thing that matters that you stay rich. And so if you're a guy that already has money, and there's some God that's coming along

and telling you, hey, I'm going to cut taxes so you always stay rich. Well, for a lot of dudes who have that same mentality, It's going to be hard for them to understand a reason, and this is actual policy here, why they should pay more taxes. How many people are tapped in like that, though? How many people you think are really tapped into that part of it? I really don't think they are.

I'm not saying that a lot of people are, but I'm saying that act is one of them. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, when you listen to him, you hear him complaining about the taxes that he had to pay. You hear him complaining about so the government taking away all the money, and you hear him talking about how rich he is. He is one of them. And if he's not connected to culture in any way, like if he's not connected to a culture in a way where he understands what maybe paying a little bit more or what fiscal policy of the left

might, how that might benefit the community, it's always going to be with a guy like Trump because it's like lucking, right? So we have to look at that. Like we have to look at that kind of culture and why God are actually gravitating towards him and realize that it's not going to stop. I can tell you one thing. Being rich in the fastest country ain't going to be fun.

All right. So, you know what I mean? Y'all, you have to use that money to get the fuck on if you know what I don't know. All right. Andrew, we ain't talking a while. Probably, bro. Keep doing your thing. Thank you, you too, my brother.

All right. I'll meet you back later. All right. Interesting. He makes a good point. Makes a great fucking point. Makes a great point. I just don't know how many people are really that politically savvy to know anything

like that. Because if you ask most of these people why they like Trump, it has nothing to do with any of that. It's just the fact that, you know. His point about, like, the people that came up doing a. legal shit, you can't... Oh, America loves a bag up. No, no, no, I'm saying if you came up doing a legal shit, right? Mm-hmm.

You can't be surprised if they're not holding a guy like Trump to the same moral standards as someone who comes up doing legal shit. So if you came out selling drugs, you selling drugs in the hood, you selling drugs to black people, you're destroying black families, you're probably not going to be as upset as a person who might be talking about. Your moral compass is different. Exactly. You just like, yo, how do I?

I get on. Yeah. How do I get out of this situation? And you're looking at that dude, be like, damn, he got on. I agree with that. And also, too, America loves the bad guy. America loves the villain. We root for the bad guy.

We love the rebel. We love the rebel. We love the rebel. Even if, you know, people that aren't rich, you know, they just love the rebelliousness of it. You know what I mean? Because people who aren't in the best financial situation, that's all they have sometimes is just to act out, you know?

And when you see, and this is what people really love. When you see a motherfucker that is rich, that is in a position of power, acting like a goddamn fool. You know what I'm saying? That's what they really love. They really love that this motherfucker don't give a shit. And he's in the position where he should actually give the fuck most. You know what I mean? America loves the rebel, man.

And they love a rebel that actually has something. That's why we love when people become like big time celebrities and they still act like regular and still, you know, say suck my dick in in a award show. Praise. Get on TV and say George Bush don't care about black people. Right. You know, interrupt somebody at the, when Old Dirty interrupted that group at the gram and say, Woutain, you know, what do you say, Wutte?

The children. It's for the children. Yeah. America loves the rebel, man. I mean, I think you also got a point. Trump's always historically been popular in hip hop. I mean, if you go back to the 80s in the early 90s, he was in the clubs with Diddy. He was in the clubs with Russell.

It was like an aspirational figure. Why is that? I always wondered about that. Like, there was people out there that was Richard in him. Why was it? Why was it always about Trump? He was tabloids. Was it the marketing?

The fact that his name was on the building. Yeah, and everything was gold this, gold that. Like, he was very hip-hop, even though he was boozy about it. Yeah. And he was all about the tabloids. Like, he was. He had a rock star lifestyle. Yeah.

But they just kind of skated past the Central Park Five stuff and the housing discrimination stuff. It was the flash. You know, people were attracted to the flash. Chris, once again, I don't think people knew about that stuff like we think they do. He took out a full-page ad. in the New York Post. People don't read. Even if they do,

we have the ability to look past. Like, listen, we got all these rappers that we look at every single day who literally talk about murdering people or killing people and we look past it because we're like,

oh my God, this song is so awesome or they are so cavalier or their lifestyle is so cool. So we have the ability to look past the awful shit that people do if we like the flashy shit. Yeah, because think about like,

let's go back. We're talking about act now. But think about 2016, when Trump first announced he was running. Think about all the people who went to Trump towers and was with him for photo ops and had meetings with him. Even with all of this stuff, Chris,

all of the housing discrimination in the Central Park Five, either they didn't know or it wasn't a big issue to them. You know what I mean? Audio was saying to themselves, hey, man, he's the president now. Let's try to build some bridges anyway.

I don't know. Build bridges or get some money? I think this is... Both, mate. I think people... Can't build a bridge without no money. That's facts. I think people don't like the fact that he's being attacked unfairly compared to other politicians.

You know, like what Joe Biden and Hunter Biden have done is far more illegal and there's far more proof on record. What happened with the Steele dossier and the Clintons, they got a baby fine of $8,000. And that was self-funded campaign to connect Trump to Russia. That was absolutely bogus and bullshit. The DNC got fined like $100,000. They're making a public spectacle about locking this guy up for something that's bullshit. That's not to say that he hasn't done other stuff, but the same thing wasn't attributed to his counterparts,

which makes everybody look at it and go, oh, wow, this guy's getting treated unfairly. You know what? In life, sometimes I feel like I'm treated unfairly. I'm going to root for the guy who gets treated unfair. I agree with 80. I agree with 80% of what you say. There's only two things I push back on.

I push back on the word detect and treat it unfairly. he's not being a tax, he's being held accountable. Yes. You know what I'm saying? So I guess that's what we want. We want everybody to be held accountable equally. If you're committing a crime, that's good point.

Regardless of, you know, what your position in life is, nobody should be above the law. I think people are comparing him not to themselves, but rather to other politicians that also are breaking the law and are not being given justice. They want everybody to be held accountable. Yeah. And that's why I can say I can't say he's been treated unfairly

because there is things that we can clearly look to and say he committed a crime there. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? There's no question. I'm not disputing that at all. I guess what I'm saying is like there's... We want everybody to be treated fair across the board. Yeah.

That's it. And I feel like that with media coverage. I feel like that when it comes to the low. So it's weirdly it's like if you have animosity for someone like Nancy Pelosi, right, who's clearly been using the information that she has about the decisions that will be made in Congress and how that will affect the markets. And then she's been using her husband as a proxy to invest that money to the tune of, you know, hundreds of millions of dollars.

Right? Like, we know that she's doing this for a fact, right? And she's receiving no justice for this insider trading. She's not being held accountable. Uh, yeah, either way. Yeah, yeah, sure. Agreed. Uh, so, and then you see Trump being held accountable for what he's doing. And now it's like, oh, this is unfair. You're just treating him this way because you don't want him to run. It seems political. I'm going to support this guy. Yeah. When if Nancy was held accountable and Hunter was held accountable and Joe was held accountable and and the Clintons were held accountable and everybody else was held accountable and the Bush administration and Kushner and Kushner and everybody was held accountable right? Kushner shit is crazy. I can't believe nobody's talking about. We should talk about next. But like if you saw that accountability going around for everybody, then it would be, you'd actually be upset if Trump wasn't being held accountable because you're like,

whoa, why is he getting positive treatment? Yeah. But I think because there's so such a lack of justice and accountability with politicians and people of power. Like you have these people who run these banks that receive no punishment whatsoever when they're essentially stealing money from people, right? They see no punishment. Or being completely frivolous with the people they invested in them. And it's like you see them receiving no punishment at all. You're talking about losing hundreds of millions of dollars, maybe billions of dollars, right? And then they get bailed out by the government. And then we're going after Trump for a $150,000 blowjob he tried to hide. Like it seems incredibly unfair.

when you look at it in terms of that and that's how people look at it and then they start going, you know what? Fuck all those people. Trump right here, I'm going to root for him not even because I like him, but I hate that those people get to get away with shit. And by the way, Chris, I know you got something to say,

I want people to know when you listen to Andrew talk, or you listen to any of us have these conversations, he's not co-sign Trump. You're just laying it all out. You're being objective. I'm saying what people think.

That's right. There's a group of people that don't necessarily like Trump, but they don't hate him, right? They're just neutral about Trump, but you know who they do hate? They hate Nancy Pelosi. They hate the heads of these fucking banks

that get to skate free every single fucking time and the government comes and bails them out while they give themselves these massive fucking bonuses. They hate this unfair system and this unfair institution. Fuck them, dude. You should bare minimum be fired

or be put in prison for doing what the fuck that they did and they don't. And then you're coming after this guy for a blowjob. And it's like, I can see how if you have animosity for those other figures,

what is it, the enemy of your enemy, he's your friend. Yeah. So it's just like, you're like, you know what? Fuck it. I'm going to ride with this guy because it's a fuck you to all that. I can make a case that if you pay $150,000 for vagina, you probably need to be in jail.

And that's just way too much, but I know it's inflation. But God damn. I don't think you paid that much. 50 grand for some vagina. I don't think you paid that much to fuck. He paid that much to shut her up. I'm not paying that much to shut you out. I like you.

$150,000? Chris, what do you think? Well, I mean, I think the one thing about it that I'm curious about. I'm curious what you guys think is what really stands out to me about it is. is it's a local DA bringing the charges, right? Like, that's kind of what's unprecedented about it. This isn't a federal charge. It's not even a state charge.

It's a local charge. So my question is... It makes it look like more bullshit, but... Well, but this is my question. No local DEA, even New York City, which you could argue is like the most powerful, you know, local DA in the country, is going to bring a charge of this significance without some sort of cosine or green light from somebody, right?

Oh, absolutely. Like somebody had to be in this guy's ear saying do this, don't do this, do it. He ran on it, didn't he? He ran. Nobody in New York cared about that. No, he ran on this. He did. He ran on this.

And, you know, suit to AG to James. James was pushing for it as well, pushing him to do it. And I think I saw something the other day where they were looking to see how much, I don't know, somebody donated to his campaign. Yeah, they talked about Soros donating his campaign. But my theory is he got a green light from the. the Dems, high up, but also the Republicans. I think everybody was on board with this because I've been, you know, I follow enough Republican voices and right-wing voices to try to get a sense of the momentum.

The momentum had been going to DeSantis, right? Like, you could see these Twitter, you know, figureheads and people all kind of starting to try to move stuff to DeSantis. So I think, and I think this works to Trump's narrative, which is the systems against me. It's not even the Dems or the Republicans, it's the entire system I don't think you do this unless everybody's on board. No, I agree with you. What that means, I don't know, but I think it's

something to think about. DeSantis is interesting because to show what Schult said earlier about he got all this energy for Trump. Ain't no energy for DeSantis right now. None. None. Whatsoever. Donald Trump has sucked the air out of all the headlines. Done. Period.

He doesn't have the ability to make headlines. No. He just does. The Sanchez can't do anything but answer questions about Trump. Literally. Which makes Trump even bigger. Bro, seeing the fight card in Florida, it was in Miami. Right. We're in Desanthas's state. Oh, wow. I forgot that. Trump is front row. DeSantis is not at the UFC fight. I don't think DeSantis ever showed up to a UFC fight. I could be wrong. I don't know. I don't know if he has or has it, but Trump is there and he stands up in waves and 20,000 people lose their mind.

And then Jorge Mazvedal, after he retires, he goes and give him. up for the greatest president of history and then starts a let's go brandon chant the whole place is going let's go brandon so that's that's technically trump's backyard true but it's the mcgalogos right there it's the sandus's his state is it i mean literally it is he's the i mean he's the governor but you know no i guess what i'm saying is if he can't even win his own state there's no he has no chance on the in the election right that cuchner shit is crazy though cuchner firm got hundreds of millions of dollars from two Persian Gulf nations. Nobody benefited more from

Donald Trump sucking out the headlines than Jared Kushner. Wait, wait. The story came out two weeks ago. When did, when did they get it? What do you mean? When did they get the money? Post-election. Yeah, it was after election. Yeah. And that's not including the money he got from Saudi Arabia. Yeah. So all in,

he's in for hundreds of millions of dollars. But why did he get the money? For what? The infusion of money from interest. Funds, investment funds. But it's pure access for money. But that's, that was the Clinton Foundation, right? It says interest in the two Persian Gulf monarchy reflects the close to the Middle East countries established by Kushner.

I think the Clinton Foundation is a version of it. It's just the difference is, well, no, you could make a comparison. She was literally the, what was she, the Secretary of State. Yeah, you're right. So she was in control or heavily influenced in the Foreign Affairs of America. And the Clinton Foundation was receiving hundreds of millions of dollars donations to influence the foreign affairs. And then the second she gets kicked out of all, not kicked out,

But the second they lose to Trump, it downsized 95%. So the Clinton organization. Well, they at least had the decency to pretend it was going to charities. That's that cap. This is why people hate Democrats. You're right. No, you're right. You're right.

This is not crap. No, no, no, no, not. When y'all don't make people want, like, in my bones right now, right? Did I not? Did I not say that sarcastically? This is why people like, this is why people like Trump. He's right. It's because he is made of mud, but at least he goes.

goes, I made a mud. Democrats go, I'm fucking Mr. Clean. Look at me in my perfect white suit. When they'd be doing the same shit. You can look at the same thing and the media, everybody will find a way to make the Democrats shit. I was just conceding it's the same thing. I just conceded that. I know you did, but first you fought it. You did. I fought it sarcastically. No, come on, Chris. Whatever. The decency to pretend, that's sarcastic. Okay, fine, fine. You did. But you know that Democrats do do this. Sure, sure, sure. Because they care about the moral upstanding that they feel like they have to live up to. And it is liberating when you know that someone's full of shit and fucking lying to you that someone else is just honest. Like what you did right here if you were being serious, you just made me vote for Trump.

Sure. Now, you know what I'm saying is like someone who doesn't give a fuck and then sees two things that are the same. You could argue one worse for the Clintons and then defends one and criticize the other. I'm like, fuck the system. The system needs to break. Hey, listen, I think you're right about Pelosi. Like what they've done is insane. It's fucking criminal.

Yeah, insane. And, you know, and there are plenty of examples of that, you know, both on both sides of, you know. That's what I think that with the Democrats could be better, but I understand that they're supposed to be like the morality party and whatever. You got to be, you got to be honest. But if they were honest, it's so much better because if, yeah. You know, even if the, even if just the news outlets were honest. If just CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, if everybody treated the party affiliation, shit in the same, everything would be okay.

Bro, and do you realize how many more people would just vote Democrat? Because, and you saw it in the last election, the Republicans went hard on abortion, and you actually saw Republicans, people who usually vote Republican, go, nah, bro, I kind of want abortion. I don't like the fact that you're banning that shit. And then this red wave never fucking happens, right? I think most people would, but they just, we as human beings despise hypocrisy. We fucking loathe it.

and we hate people that put on this like moral grandstanding that we know are actual pieces of shit. So it makes people go fuck the system. I'm going to go for the anti-establishment guy. When you keep just because you're not being honest. So how to what's it going to take to get a Democratic Trump, right? Which is bull work. A Democrat is like, yeah, fuck that. I don't give a fuck, bro.

Who? Bernie. And you've, and the Democrats destroyed him. Yeah, it's true. Not the Republicans. The Democrats. You had your motherfucking Bullworth. You had your Democratic Bernie.

The guy who was like, the system is fucked. All these guys are crooked. And what did we say? We go, I love this guy. That guy was gonna take all my money. He was like, we gonna tax you crazy. I was making money for the first time of my life. And I was still like, at least he's honest.

Bernie should have learned how to lie a little bit. But we like the fact that you're people. Learn how to lie, bro. No, I'm talking about far as learn how to lie when it comes to people's everyday needs. Fair. Which is that goddamn cash. That's fair.

You know what I mean? That's fair. Fuck us when you get an awful. But it's not even us. It's the DNC that fought against him. The DNC definitely fought against Bernie. So it's like we know that they're crooked as well. I can say that there was a groundswell that happened with Bernie.

The people chose Bernie. We just won an honest politician. I know it's a crazy thing. It's an oxymoron to say. And I'm not saying Trump is honest, but he appears more honest than Hillary. I'm not going to lie. Democrats had me thinking Bernie couldn't win it. I like Bernie.

When I started to hear Bernie, he said he was old. You said he was old. Because Democrats told me that other Democrats were telling me Bernie's not the guy. They would say things like he's too old. He can't win because he wasn't establishment. You know, he got to ride with Hillary, yada, yada, yada, yada. Like, they really, yeah. We hate the establishment because the establishment has failed us.

If you're an American that's lived obviously in this country for the last 20 years, do you feel like the establishment has had your back? Do you feel like the establishment has supported you? Do you feel like, you know what I mean? Like I don't think you feel that way at all. You feel lied to constantly. They tell you one thing about the vaccines and then. six months later, they tell you a completely different thing.

It's like at every turn around the corner. The vaccines are in them diapens that you're taking them diabetes. I don't know. I just, I empathize with the people who are like, I'm done with the establishment. And I feel like they feel the same way about Biden as they do DeSantis. They're like, if DeSantis is becoming this establishment fucking guy, they don't want it.

They want someone to buck the establishment as they should, because the establishment hasn't been there for them. I'm totally done with the establishment, but I'm also, I can't embrace fascism. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But so, so you're stuck. between a rock and a hard place

was wearing a two fucking party system. You know what I mean? There's no other option. That's why I'm, I cannot believe between 2016, 2014, and even now, you mean to tell me nobody can come up from like the Green Party

or just somebody come up and raise their own money? Why would you? Think about it. Somebody could have easily came through and shut the system up. Think about it. Think about it.

If you're a Democrat that has money and has the ability to run and is smart and has a good strategy, right? if you are not running with the Democratic establishment, they'll destroy you. So you don't even,

it's not even the Republicans you have to worry about. The Democratic establishment will sit you down and be like, are you going to do what we say? And if you say no, they'll go, we will destroy you, just like we tried to destroy Bernie and ultimately we're effective in doing so.

And we will do every fucking trick we possibly can to take you down. These are the moral, upstanding Democrats that we're supposed to love because they love gay rights and they support black people and they support all this. But when Bernie was out there, like, yo, I really want to support black people.

Like, I'm really about it. Like, I really want to do it. They shut that motherfucker down quick, fast. And you know what the Republicans have shown us? They don't give a fuck. Which is better than the liar. If Caesar from Planet of the Apes can win this seat. If Caesar from Planet of the Apes can win this White House,

guess who we about to fucking ride with? They have literally shown us that with Donald Trump and Hershaw Walker, they've shown us that they don't, they didn't give a fuck. As long as they win. Mm-hmm. Oh, man. All right, guys. Let's just ask an idiot.

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He does? I don't know. I really don't know. The only baby mama I know from Nick is Mariah. I just say that because the Internet said it. Like, I don't know who Nick's baby Mommas are. I have no idea. But Nick's just being a, people forget Nick is also a comedian.

So Nick goes on Howard Stern. He says something like this. It's funny. Like, not only is Nick Cannon a comedian. Nick Cannon is a media personality. Nick Cannon does radio. Like, Nick knows how to stir up waters to catch fist. Nick got TV shows.

He's out of promoting. He's got Wiling out. He's got the prank show on E now with Kevin Hart. I think it's called Celebrity Prank Wars. Like, Nick knows what he's doing. I played a clip. I mean, okay. Play the clip.

Since Taylor wants to play it so bad. Are you done? For real? Every time I answer this question, I can never answer it correctly because I don't know. Because, and I'm like, one time they asked me on entertainment, I said, I leave it in God's hands. And then all these religious people got mad. Don't bring bringing Jesus into that. Never mind God.

That's right. Don't bring Jesus into your fort and can. You just stop it. All right. Let's make a prediction. Let's make a prediction. I think I'm happy. I'm happy currently with, you know,

my dozen and I got that. But yeah, but the dozen, but what if you meet a woman? Let's say, I don't know who it would be. And you fall really crazy. Yeah. I mean, you got to be amazing. You know why she's got to be amazing. First of all these other women.

I would turn back in three. And I'd get up with all the other kids. Who would be the woman that make you have a baby again? Right now, right off the top of the head, I said to you could have any woman in the world. Who could be? I said to you like, like a, about. I said to you, Nick Taylor Swift wants to have a baby with you. Absolutely.

I'm in. Let's go. That's the one. That's, I'm all in. What is it about her? First of all, she's an amazing songwriter. And what I do love about Taylor Swift is the fact that she has been so vulnerable and open with all of her music since a young girl.

And she kind of like me. Like, me and Taylor's numbers is very similar when we're talking about being in these streets. Right. Nick is hilarious. They asked Nick why he want to have a baby with a girl, and he says she's an amazing songwriter. He's just trying to say something besides she's rich.

Or white? Yeah. I don't know. Sluke to my neighbor, Nick. It's my guy. Yeah, Nick's my neighbor. Well, Nick got way more houses than me, I'm sure. But one of his houses were neighbors.

Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor, gang. Let's do some asking idiots. Let's do it. let's do some i don't even understand this one yo i don't get in the day business kately jenna slams woke nike for partnership with trans activist dialing mow vani movaney yeah caitland jenna slammed night for turning woke thursday over its partnership with trans ticot star dialing movaney seven years after her own collaboration as a trans woman with a sportswear line jenna who transitioned in 2015 called out the athletic wear company after

Mulvaney unveiled the brand deal in a series of Instagram post Wednesday when she modeled Nike pants in a sports bra. Alert the media. I'm entering my workout era. Moveni, a trans woman in the company's newest paid brand ambassador, wrote in the caption to her two million followers. Jenna, who was recently named the Fox News, contributed, called the brand partnership and outrage as someone that grew up in awe of what Knight co-founder, Phil Knight did.

It is a shame to see such an iconic American company, Go So Woke, she tweeted. Scroll down. We can be inclusive, but not at the expense of the mass majority of people and have some decency while being inclusive. This is an outrage. I'm confused. Didn't I just read that Caitlin had her own deal with night in 2015? Did I not just read that? So what's the difference?

Town getting the day business. This is confused. Yeah. And I don't know. It's just all confused. I don't know what the fuck's going on. Let's go to some asking idiots, Taylor. Let's do some asking.

But a 12th time. Okay, ready? Jesus Christ. Lewis Riddow says, how do you think AI will change the world in the next year too soon to tell? What do you think, Shultz? I haven't dabbled with it enough. I need just like take some time and just play with AI and really see what it can do. I treat AI like old people treat Google.

Like, I don't know what to ask it. You know how old people don't really know what Google's capable of? So. I know what AI's capable of. What's that? Ruining the fucking world. We are screwed. This world can't even handle fake tweets.

How the fuck they're going to handle artificial intelligence? What happens when people start, you know, creating artificial intelligence that they're already doing? You already hear it with the music, right? When these guys are making songs that sound just like Drake, J. Z. Kendrick. What happens when you start doing that with world leaders? What happened when you start doing that with Andrew Schult? What happens when you start doing that with Shalameen, the guy?

They've been doing it to me. All this old content that you hit, that didn't even meet. That's been AI for the longest. You know what I mean? A motherfucker's been trying to get me out to pit with AI for at least three, That's a great point. You know what I'm saying? It wasn't me.

It was not me. So what happens when people start creating this AI that is actually having real world consequences? America cannot handle this shit. And there was an article that came out in the New York Times a couple of weeks ago. That kind of went under the radar too. This shit said, hold on, let me find this fucking headline

because y'all need to go look this headline up and read this motherfucker. It said, da, da, da, da, da, da, where the fuck is it? Where the fuck is it? Oh, Elon Musk. and others called for pause on AI, citing profound risk to society.

More than 1,000 tech leaders, researchers, and others signed an open letter urging a moratorium on the development of the most powerful AI intelligence systems, warning in an open letter that AI tools present profound risk to society and humanity. Duh. Who the fuck can't see this shit coming?

It's innovation, though. It's always innovation. It is how people react to innovation. Like when we went from horses to cars, people are like, these fucking cars are going to ruin the world. It's different, man. These people, this stuff is imitating and mimicking human behavior. By the way, once again, we've already shown we can't even handle fake tweets.

How are we going to be able to handle fake voiceovers? Fake deep fakes. But a lot of stuff on the internet, you're able to track. The moment one big person sues another person for putting out some bullshit, shit, now everybody's going to be on their piece and Q's about fake shit you put out. That is true. So the moment somebody makes a fake Drake song and then Drake sues that person, and then everybody's going to be afraid to make fake tricks.

There's room for a million lawsuits now. I know, but I'm just saying that's one. From these blog sites that just put out fake news and everybody runs with it, Megan the Stey and say she's about to sue every goddamn body that ran with all of that fake information that was put out there, but she hasn't done it yet because it costs way too much money to do. And the people you're not going to get no bread for it. These people that are going to be able to make artificial intelligence from their houses, why would you sue them?

For what? But they didn't ruin the world. They don't put out some deep fake to say, hey, nuclear weapon going off in five, ten minutes, you know? Mass suicides because people think the end of the world is coming because they've seen a deep fake from a world leader. People are stupid, Alex. I don't know why y'all haven't realized that yet.

It will cause problems and it will be disruptive. And I think with every new technology, there is great disruption and problems. and I think that's all part of it. I think everything that you're saying is true and will happen. And I also think that we will adjust to it and we will take measures to make sure that it's going to eliminate millions of jobs off the rip. They already say, they already create more jobs.

What jobs can be created? Working on AI. That's not, I mean, listen, sure. There's going to be people in the tech world who can create AI, but that's going to be a small amount of people. But also what about everybody? What about people who work in McDonald's and Macy's and Nordstroms? What about lawyers?

What about when I can just hire an artificial intelligence lawyer? An artificial intelligent lawyer. What about when I can just hire an artificial intelligent financial advisor? I don't need you. I'm sure. Your position? Real life. No, no, no, no.

Your position is definitely going to be wiped out. I don't need you to sit there and do that. I'm doing like five different things right now. And I can hire one AI to do 10 different things faster and better. You'll see. All right. Listen, I agree with you. They tell jokes too.

No, no, no. No, no. No, no. By the way, yeah, they tell them. Oh, I know, no, no. No, no. By the way, I know that. When it comes.

When it comes to writing TV shows and movies, you think that's not about to happen? Yep. Writers, y'all about to go on strike, right? You think radio hosts, they're gone too. You don't even need to see them. You just need to hear. Well, this is what I'll do.

I'll copyright my voice. Because that's what they're doing. James R. Jones just did that. James R. Jones has sold his voice to fucking Disney forever and fortuity so they can use it over and over to be the voice in Darbeta. I'll do the same thing. Listen, Rush Limbaugh will be back soon.

Give it a fucking thing. Y'all think it's a game. Rush Limbaugh is going to be back soon. I think in certain ways that we should appreciate this. Yeah. Because no, no, let me get it out. I think it will be harder for AI to replicate what is unique and different. AI is going to aggregate everything that they've seen on the internet.

And there's more normalcy on the internet than there is uniqueness. So I think that, yes, it puts people in a tough situation. Like, for example, with jokes, like if you're just doing kind of word problem jokes that have no, like, personality behind them. They have no emotion or passion behind them. AI will be able to replicate those. Late night jokes for example, like what the late night host do. AI will figure those out eventually,

right? But like, doing an impassioned piece of stand-up work, I don't think the AI will be able to replicate because it hasn't gone through those emotional experiences. I hope so. How was AI going to replicate prior? Like, it just can't be. Yeah, you got to have those life experiences. What if the AI knows your life

experiences, though? They might, but they might, but they might not just know how to, to make the jokes about that. What I'm trying to say, it will be easier for them to just kind of connect the dots and make the late night style joke. So that's a clever twist, because that's math, right?

But to have hearts, I don't know if it has heart yet, and I think it will take more time for it to get heart. I'll tell you this, man. And that's not to stand up. That's for what you do as well. And I think the unique creators that are being authentically themselves,

I think will shine even more now that we can see AI kind of replace the people who were being inauthentic and just making word problems. I don't disagree with you. I just think that, you know, whenever you see the Elon Musk of the world and all of these tech leaders telling us, hey, we may need to take a step back. They know more than we do.

Because this shit is new information to us, but trust me, they've been working on this type of shit for the last 30 years. Sure. You know what I'm saying? It could also be maybe he was late to the party. And he's like, yo, back up. Elon Musk is never late to the party. I mean, he's doing a lot of different things. I don't know, man.

I just think that, you know, artificial intelligence, to Shultz's point, I think what you're saying, Shultz is it can't. replace human consciousness? No, I don't think necessarily that it can't replicate it. I don't know it replaced, but probably can replicate it. Consciousness, though? Not, no, no, no. Soulfulness. Soulfulness?

The soulfulness. I don't think you can replicate the soul. I don't think that it can, I don't think it can do James Brown. You know what I mean? I just don't think that there are certain things they're like innately human. I think it can replicate a late night stout joke. I think it can replicate a morning DJ that goes, what's up, and welcome to the fucking elephant.

You know, 96.7, the dinosaur. And here we are and give it up for this next day. It can do that. But I don't know if it can do donkey today. You know what I mean? So I think that there's specific things that are going to be more unique. And the good thing about that is that if you're someone who has dedicated your life and career and art and being authentic, it's going to be harder for you to replace.

And then you'll be more sought after because we'll see that the other stuff is very easy to replace. I hope so. I mean, honestly, man, I know that y'all love advancements and technology, but I would like to see us get back to the basics in a lot of ways. But I feel like a lot of the basics are being lost. I feel like just, you know, regular humanity, regular morals, regular values, just people, you know, leading with their soul. We're just getting old, bro.

That's what all old people say. We old. We want to be like it used to be. Like, yeah. I think the best case scenario is music, because if you look at music, AI's been in music for like 30 years. Yeah, but.

Well, the drum machine, right? Like the drum machine. Yeah. That's different though. Every song is the same three chords, right? Right. But that's been like, like that forever. No, but what I'm saying is if you, if you go to restaurants, stores now,

they, they still play stuff from the 70s, right? Because that was the last era where there was a lot more of the human emotion and soulfulness and music. They didn't mean music stopped. Let me tell you going. Yeah. We went out for Alex's birthday the other night, right? And we're at this club. What was the name of us about? We're at Louie, Louise, Lucy's, right? And I was clowning our young bucks, right because they weren't playing any of their hits all these TikTok songs they don't get you dance in a club that 15 seconds is good that's the soul but they don't have it and it's like they were playing all shit from our generation right and it's not like this is an old head club we were the old heads at the club but if you really want to get the people moving you got to

play the songs that come from an era where people were moving right right and it was crazy they would throw up the TikTok song and like everybody recognized it but no was really grinding to it, bouncing her head to it. And that's why I tell 15 seconds and then it moved on. That's it. But that's why I tell y'all fucking idiots all the time out there listening, man, you don't put stock in money in youth. Those are the two most fleeting things ever.

You know, if you put stock in youth, you're switching your own style up every four years. So who the fuck are you? I agree with you. Though I will say the youth is undefeated in that, like, I think it's important to have young minds and, like, young. ideas around you because they're more in touch with like what's going on. But what's going on now?

But they don't know how to stand the tested time yet because they haven't done it. Correct, correct. You still need people that know how to stand the tested time. Like Quincy Jones can take you in the studio and show you how to make a class. Yes, yes. But I bet also Quincy's like, yo, what are the kids listening to right now? And he's talking to two younger people and being like, who are the artists, why are they profound? And then he could probably look at those artists and be like, ooh, they're going to be somebody.

They're doing something. Absolutely. Interesting. Oh, wow. they're just replicating what's going on. And there's always inspiration. But literally, if your shit is, I'm young such and such.

My company is young such and such. But what happens when you turn 21? Yeah, you don't want to. What happens when you turn 25? No, you're right. It's a dumb thing. It's a dumb thing. Like, being so proud of how young you are,

it's like, my man, if you're lucky you get old. If you're blessed and lucky you get old. You know what I'm saying? Like, the last thing that you want to do is pride yourself and market yourself around your youth. Man. Because your career is shorter. Mark it around your art.

Man. Yeah. Man, let's do one more, Taylor, if we find a good one. Why? Let me see. What's running? This is a brilliant idiot question. And I want to fuck with it.

MF.D30N says, what's more confusing? Religion are this whole non-gender identity? Why? About the same. you're about to say. Wow. I think non-gender identity is probably more confusing

to people because at least we can look at religion and be like, this was explaining things that were unexplainable at the time. Yeah. Whereas the non-gender identity isn't explaining anything to you

if you identify as one gender. It probably makes all the sense of the world to the people who don't identify as a gender. Yeah. But to you personally that does, you're like, I don't understand how you feel.

I wonder if MF.D30 and is an atheist. The reason I ask that is because if you're an atheist, then religion, God could be very, very, very confusing, right? Like this whole, like, because think about it, right? When you believe in God, you don't even think about science. Meaning, like, if you believe in God, that's your logic for how all of this came to be. But if you talk to somebody like Neil DeGrasi Tyson,

he's going to break it down from a scientific perspective and say, oh, no, this happened here and that happened here, and it was a big bank there and all of these different things. And, you know, monkeys evolved. He'll tell you all of these different reasons. But if you just believe in God, it's like, nah, God is the reason why we're here. But if you're an atheist who doesn't necessarily believe in God, that's where religion of God gets very confusing. Because to me, religion isn't confusing.

Non-gender identity? Very confused. Mm-hmm. You know what I'm saying? Mm-hmm. But that's also because I grew up on religion. So I believe what I believe. And by the way, I don't necessarily have a religion.

Like I grew up Jehovah Witness. My dad was a witness. So he got this fellowship. Then he got into Islam. My grandmother was a Baptist. So I've never really claimed one particular religion. But I understand religion and faith in God way more than I do non-gender identity. The reason why I say they're equally confusing because imagine if religion just popped up now.

Imagine somebody trying to explain that shit to you right now. Look at the way that people treat scienceology. That's a good point. That's a religion that kind of popped up now. And people look at those people like, yo, there. crazy. What the hell is that happening over there? Like, you believe we're aliens? You ever read about what Mormons believe? Yeah, even that. Like, so yeah, the more recent that. Fire commercials days to happen. Yeah. But the more recent, the more the religion, the more weird we think you are.

And I think the same thing is applied probably to gender identity. It's just recent. Yeah. You know? I think I'm like 200 years. If it stays around. Yeah. Like people, everybody would understand it and everybody would be on board and all that. What the hell, Taylor? What was you even watching? What is that? Playing video games. Oh, no.

Oh, no, the Mormon commercials was fire. You remember those shit back in the day? Mormon. The Church of Jesus. What is it? The Church of Christ and Latter-day Saints? I never seen a Mormon. That shit was hard.

It's like an album cover. I mean, an album title. So, yeah, I think it's a, it really kind of depends on your situation. Yeah. For me, it's the non-gender identity thing. But I have, I'm not trying to understand. The only thing I understand is that, you know, those individuals have the right to have the same rights that we have. You know what I mean?

They are human beings. They shouldn't be killed who they are. There's 7 billion people on the planet. That's right. Like there are going to be some things that are a little wonky. Right? Like some people are born without an arm. Some people are born without eyes.

Some people are born like not everybody. Some people got a little dicky dick. They got a little dicky dicky. Right? So it's like, yeah, there's going to be some people that are probably born in a wrong body. There you go. So that's not like I think they're born in the wrong body

And I'm not gonna sit here and insult them Exactly So I'm not well I'll still insult them If they do something annoying They do something annoying But not because of who they are Well if I'm really close friends with them

Then I'll definitely insult them for that Taylor pull this up We can end on this Because this is a good segment Pull up the Republican Pull up the Republican That's right Pull up the Republican

Who has clearly never watched any Marvel While she's pulling that up Then you say you wanted to talk about Dave the show. Oh my God. How did I forget to talk about Dave? Dave is the funniest comedy

that has come on TV in the last three to four years. It's great. Little Dickie's show is fucking hilarious. I watch the first season. I'm actually in the last episode of the first season. I watched the first season.

I binge-watched the second season because I knew the third season was coming out. So I wanted to catch up. Man, that shit is by far the funniest comedy that's been on TV in like three, four years. Yeah. He's talented, man.

He's really talented. And he got my, that's my sense of humor. I like gay humor. Yeah. You know what I mean? I like shit that makes people uncomfortable. Like that shit is funny. Did you see the episode where the woman is like,

she's like, coffee for Jew? Coffee for Jew? Then Dave goes to get the coffee. But then the Asian guy walks in front of him and Dave. It's so fucking funny, man. That show is hilarious. Salute the Lord. man. Yeah, shout out to that man. Never cared

about your music, but boy, that goddamn TV show. The Lil Diggi's talented his fucking rapping too, man. Really? Bro. Incredibly talented. I never took him serious because it always seemed like he was being funny. But he is being funny, but he's so he is talented enough to be funny while also rapping really well. The TV show

makes me like his rap. Because you understand the character, but I understand the character behind him. Even when he rap's on the show, I'm like, damn, that shit was kind of fire. You know what I mean? That shit is dope. And I just love the way him and Gator say they got sucked. Yeah. Got sucked. I love that shit, yo.

I love that shit. Taylor, play this clip. This is hilarious. I'm looking at society today and it's like I'm watching an X-Men movie with people that when you watch

the X-Men movies or Marvel comics. It's like we have mutants living among us on planet Earth. And, you know, some people don't like that, but that's the fact. We have people that live

among us today on planet Earth that are happy to display themselves as if they were mutants from another planet. This is the planet Earth where God created men, male, and

women female. I'm a proud Christian conservative Republican. I'm not on the fence. Not on the fence. There is so much darkness in our world today. So much evil in our world

today. And so many people who are afraid to address the evil, the dysphoria, the dysfunction. I'm not afraid to address the dysphoria or the dysfunction. The Lord rebuke you Satan and all of your demons and all of your imps who come and parade before us.

That's right. I called you demons and imps who come and parade before us and pretend that you are part of this world. So I'm saying my righteous indignation is stirred. I am sick and tired of this. I'm not going to put up with it. You can test me and try to take me. me on, but I promise you I'll win

every time. Let's all vote up on this bill. Thank you. They're voting on a bill that would criminalize just scroll back down to Taylor. They're voting on a bill that would criminalize scroll down again, please. They vote on a bill that would criminalize trans people using bathrooms at Webster Barnaby in Florida.

Now, let's be honest. Technically, trans women would be considered X-Mint. Right? Technically. Just technically. But what Webster? three doesn't understand here is that the mutants are the good guys. Like, he's clearly never watched Marvel.

There is the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, but for the most part, the mutants are the good guys. What I really don't like about this, man, is that's a black man, right? You can't be a black man in this country and demonize somebody just because of who they are. Like, come on, man. Like, you understand marginalization. You should as a black man in this country. You understand being a minority. That isn't a black man.

That is a religious man that happens to be black. Okay. That's a man trying to hide something. Yo, these Democrats ruined. See what I'm saying? You can't even disagree with trans rights without Democrats being like, why? Because you want to suck dicks. That's every Democrats.

If you disagree with a Democrat about atheists, why? because you're secretly gay inside and you just want dicks in your mouth. This is why Trump gonna win, yo. Y'all come with the same argument every single time. That's all they do, bro. That's all they do.

You can't even disagree. I'm wrong. Chris, yeah, I don't know if you're right, but I know Andrew's argument sounds more logical. Right? It's like the parents go like this. The parents are like, I don't know if we should have like the drag queens

like teaching our kids, like English and Democrats. Why are you worried you'll fucking suck of drag queen's dick? got in nowhere. Because Chris, technically what you did, you can't, you know, shame him for going against trans people, but then shame him for being gay. He's just religious.

You tried to shame him for being gay just now, Chris. I apologize, Mr. Barnaby. I'm just saying that I'll protest too much. Can you imagine being that outraged about something? He's religious. Yes, he's religious. Yes, he's religious. Yes, yes, yes.

I've seen Christians act like that for stuff that don't got nothing to do with gayness. If it's in sex before marriage, man, shack up with a woman back in the day in the 80s and 90s and have a grandma that's a Baptist. And see what, I see how she come at you and tell you, you're going to hell just because you and your significant other, just trying to keep the rent down. You know what I'm saying? Y'all just sharing rent. But you're going to hell because y'all not married. Shit, have kids out before wedlock and see what happens with a religious person. I mean, she might have been a little loose now, but yeah, that's more religion, I think, than anything else.

Amen. That's what. Hallelujah. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But you listen to this podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right too. It's the brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening.