The Brilliant Idiots - Delulu Lemon

Episode Date: April 26, 2024

In this episode, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss various topics including Drake's song named after Taylor Swift, Kanye West's comments about Drake, and the Ryan Garcia vs. Devin Haney boxing match. The conversation covers various topics including Spirit Airlines, Taylor Swift, NBA players and their sneakers, and discussions about women's grooming habits. The hosts discuss various topics including the Quavo and Chris Brown fight, the Drake and Kendrick Lamar beef, Kid Cudi's stage jump, and the use of AI in comedy. They also reflect on their own paths and the lies they've told. The hosts express their skepticism about AI's ability to replicate the emotional connection in comedy and discuss the importance of discernment when consuming media. ************************************ Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God (Pre Order) https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. Yep, Charlemagne, the guy. Andrew Schult. We are the brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness, man.

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Yo, I'm feeling good. I just want to say... Talk to me. Before Taylor even brings it up. Oh, God. Because there might be some truth to this. I don't know if they like Taylor coming in so early in the pod. Okay, well, she...

Let's not let her react at all. Okay. But we can just discuss. Act like she's not here. Like she's not... Which is completely ignored her. Favorite thing to be. I don't even think Taylor showed up today.

Honestly. I love it. I love it. When I say I love acting like she doesn't exist, I love it. I hear you. You know, when they say, you don't see black women. Not true, but I don't see Taylor. Because, yeah, Taylor's, she's not, you know.

She's not, boy, hey, you're not white, you're not black, you're gray. I hate you so, bro, I'm ready to get. I'm ready for a conversation, let's go. No, no, no, no, no. What the fuck? I don't like you smiling like this. I hate when you're happy. Come on, let's do something to make a good man.

Why are you smiling? You love the gray areas of life, don't you? Ah! Fantastic callback. Now what? I think there wasn't even on the pod, but you got to tell everybody. What were we talking about? I wasn't talking about what you think I'm talking about.

I'm actually very black and white. I'm not gray. Okay. So you, so you have cracker. Yeah, you're okay. White girl? White girl? White girl?

White girl? White girl? What was you about to say? Before you were so rudely interrupted. I was really interrupted by a white woman, fucking whites all over the place. Is he yapping? There might be some truth to the fact that, you know, Drake may have named his song after Taylor.

Let's go! Let's go. Look, it's a win. A win's a win. A win. A win's a win. Taylor made it. Productions, y'all.

So it's a win if Drake named his song after you. Do you realize how hard you was hating on Drake last week? It doesn't matter. A win to win. You see what I'm saying? You're not going to. That's why you should not care about any opinion anybody has of you. Because they will flip so fast.

Flip so fast. The same motherfucker making a video about you online shitting on you will ask for a picture when he sees you. Yeah. First of all, I never said I didn't like drink. I just say. Oh, wow. You absolutely did say that. What?

Are you a hundred of a flip off on this right now? I said that when it comes to Hendrick, yeah, like I'm not fucking with him. But. overall, you know. You know, this is crazy, bro. Yeah. Yeah, Taylor made it. This is.

This is the world we live. That is. It is. That's why you cannot care, do not care about the opinions of people. Like at all. I wasn't excited. I wasn't excited until I had a combo with somebody.

And then I was like, oh, no way. Do you do know Taylor Swift drop? No, it's not about her. You do realize Taylor Swift dropped on the same day that Drake made out. You put this song, Taylor Made to Win. And at the end of it, he talks about Taylor Swift for 45 seconds. But guess what Taylor Swift don't say Taylor made, though. I do.

It's my production. What you got for that was, Shaw. I do. It's my production. Listen, man. Who am I to get in the way of a good Dulu Lemon? Okay. That's what I call people like Taylor, Dululu Lemon.

The Lululam. The Lulam. A little del Lillum. I'm not knocking any of them. God bless all of the Dululums. You really are the Caitlin Clark are talking shit. I don't know what that means. That means you're the greatest white girl ever to do it.

Whatever. They said, the word is that the brilliant is once again predicted to defeat. I gotta give you that one, Charlotte, man. I mean, it was spot on. I was crazy. So say exactly what the prediction was. I mean, we could actually insert it. I said that Drake should drop another.

record. Yeah. Right. Just because we saw him do this before. We're back to back. He did charges up on a Saturday. He dropped back to back on a Wednesday. I thought he should have came back, dropped again on a Wednesday, right? Wait a four days. Where'd that? But instead he decided to drop on Friday. Either way,

still worked. Right? And then I said in the pod last week, if I was Drake, I'd be putting AI all over the place. I'd be putting AI all over the place and I'd be putting AI out saying just basically what he did with the record. like forcing people. What I don't even.

I don't remember what the fuck I said. I just know it was right. Okay? Right? But he did. He put out a great record. And it was a record that wouldn't even be born if Kendrick would have just simply responded.

But now I don't want Kendrick to respond. Ooh. Wait, why not? I don't want Kendrick to respond. Why? I don't want Kendrick to respond because Kanye West made the shit corny now. Yo, this is the first time I've seen Kanye try to jump on a trend. Like usually Kanye sets a trend.

No, we did it before. Let me get my point out. I mean, he was the first of the new school. He was. No, he was. I mean, it's an old one. You're right. Oldie-oldy-well goody.

He bought it back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, usually, usually he's setting a trend. He's wearing the stupid sneakers, the stupid pants or like doing something, even the music, whatever. He's the guy doing the thing that's different. Everybody goes, yo, this is so different. And he does the different thing for attention. all the attention for it. This to me, like, screamed of, nobody's talking about me. Nobody's

talking about. How can I get people to talk about me? And then he's like latching on to the side, like those little fish that hang out near a shark and they just get the scraps. Oh, my God. And it was, I've never seen in Kanye's whole career him do something like that. I was, like, blown away. Yeah, it is so lame because, and that's why I don't even want Kendrick to be involved in a more because, like, if you go back and you listen to Kendrick's verse, I don't like that. He talks, if he says something like, these niggas's clicking up. So he talks about people like, Cole and drink clicking up whatever whatever it's like so I don't want you to be a part of that like Metro future all of y'all just need to tap out because when you when you bring the when you bring the

LOL into it the leader of the lames he's the leader of the legion of lanes like whatever whatever organization if you with Kanye you are a member of the legion of lanes right and so it's like I don't want to see future with them I don't want to see metro with them Kendrick I don't want to see you involved with that. It's like, Drake, you won, buddy. Go do your thing. You know what I'm saying? Because I don't want Kendrick involved in that. I don't want any of them involved

in that. Kanye came through and just made this whole shit whack and corny because he really I don't know if these other guys who only have issues with Drake, but Kanye is a hater. No, but yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an OG veteran Drake hater. Yeah, yeah. But not the way

Kanye hates him. Right? I don't really even hate Drake for real. Yeah. He, the, sit down in an interview and say,

we all were energized over the elimination of Drake, our, what the fuck was the, what was the shit? He said, you just see it?

Oh, you got to pull it up, Taylor. You should have it already ready. I know you was going to go to him. Huh? I know you was going to go. I didn't know we going to go right into it.

We never know anything. You never know. I mean, we warmed up before the, we usually warm up when the mics turned on, but we warmed up before the mics turned on.

Yeah, we were cooking. We were talking about crotch. Yeah, We was talking about something very warm. We were talking about. Can we, um, can we, it is probably why we're so loose right. Yeah.

Just the thought of it. Just make people feel great. I mean, facts, though. That's where life comes from. Did you find it, Taylor? The jaws of light. Ooh. Hang, hang, hang.

I can't wait for my brother and dad, Mietro. What, why are you even act like we're talking about you or anything related to you? No doubt. You know. Taylor, did you find it? Yeah. Let's hear.

This is Kanye West. What podcast are you on? He's on... Justin LaBoye. Yeah, Justin LaBoy started a podcast called The Download. It's called The Download. What do you say? I know it's called The Download.

Hey, man. Everybody needs a Justin LaBoy in their life, man. Haight me up, man. Hype me up, King. Even when I'm full of shit. Call me. I went to the studio, laid that, and then we, you know, went through the, you know, the creative process and the course and called the hooligans, called them out in London to get on a joint.

You know, everybody is very, very excited about the elimination of Drake. Yo. What level of hate that? I was energized. I didn't just even come up. What level of hate it? Who sits around with a group. of people and says we are very energized about the elimination of another man.

Like, you hate this person this much that you're sitting around thinking of ways to eliminate them and how weak are you that you have to get with a collective of people in order to attempt to do it. Facts, go out there and do what you're waiting for. And you know, you should be very disappointed when this comes out of Kanye West mouth. Kanye West literally- Also, not very Christian of him. Not very Christian at all. Yeah.

And the word choice, elimination. Elimination. Yeah, that's not Christlike at all. Jewish. Ooh. I'm just saying, there's levels to that. I like what you're doing, Alex, but I don't. I like what you're doing, but I don't.

Albin at Columbia over the world. But listen. I'm going to protest. Columbia University, Alex. But listen. Do we understand, do we understand the level Kanye West could be at if it wasn't for himself. Well, he went there.

There's no question how far he's gone. He was by far the most influential rap. And you can't take away from what he was. You can't. But the fact that he has taken himself out of that position of power because he's a dickhead. You know what I'm saying? And by the way,

I know people are looking at this video and they're like, damn, Kanye hating on Drake, man. You know, it might be hard times for Kanye. Kanye was hating on Drake when Kanye was up. I was, I talked about it on Breakfast Club. When we did our interview back in whatever year that was, when we was walking through the hills in Calabashes,

Kanye West had a whole part of the conversation where he literally talked about Drake and Virgil, God bless the dead, taking the culture from him. He was exactly, I thought Drake was going to be the one to take the culture from me, but it ended up being Virgil. And I just thought, I'm like, and I said, I'm like, don't tell you, that's not your guy, but it's a level of, it's a level of,

jealousy and envy that he possesses, that even when he's up, he can't stand to see nobody else winning. People are either for you or against you, people who have that level of narcissisms. They're either serving you or they're trying to take away from you. And it's a really unhealthy thing. It can lead you to great successes. You see a lot of people that have, you know, had incredible success in their life have similar traits and characteristics when they view life as a binary that way.

And all the people, like when Virgil was serving him, he was the greatest ever, right? The second Virgil goes out and does his own thing. Fuck that guy is trying to take the culture from me. Yeah, it's a... And by the way, this is another reason. You don't want to follow the leader of the Legion of Lames, Kanye West. He don't like none of y'all. Well, he likes you as long as you serve him.

As long as you... Right now, y'all have a purpose, right? Your purpose is the elimination of Drake, whatever the fuck that means. I guarantee you he talks shit about all of y'all at some point in time. I guarantee it. Have you been around, Conjohnie? If you hung out with him, if you've been in the studio, you've heard him talk shit about everybody. Everybody.

Michael B. Jordan's. Michael B. Jordan workout plans and Beyonce Coachella performances are not going to save the black community. You've heard him say these things. Yes. You've heard him say these things. He is a textbook hater. Yeah. He's just a hater.

Why are we even giving him attention right now? I don't know, man. I just really wanted to say all of that to say, you can't trust the man with tities. Men with tities have a level of insecurity that we cannot even fathom. When they take off the shirt, you know what I'm saying?

And little kids come running because they take their dinner time. You better believe that motherfucker has a level of insecurity and jealousy and envy that you can't even imagine. Stay far away from men with tities. Yeah, that's a fucking genius.

He's actually brilliant when you think about it because he keeps way bigger tities next to him at all time so that you never look at his tities. Now, you got to give credit to credit to his due. Because when you see him next to his wife,

all of us are looking at his wife. Wow. The knock knocks are crazy. Yeah, when you think about it. You almost don't even notice Kanye. Amber, Kim, Stacks. A new wife. Yes.

But meanwhile, Kanye got bigger titty than his. Hibston, both of them. It might be true. You don't notice until you watch, like, a podcast. You're like, yo. Yo. And then he got to say such crazy shit, you forget about it. Yes.

He starts talking about Hitler. You're like, titic, wait, Hitler. Like, it confuses you. That's really his mission in life is to confuse you from the fact. He combined hips and tits by saying hit. You know, that's really what he's doing. That's what he's doing. Bro, it's crazy.

You look back in everything. Yes. Either talking about Hitch or Hitler. That's fact. One of the two. Because we will look at them. Tiddy's effect. Wow. Yeah, man.

Kanye's the lame. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Yeah. Tell us the memes of the week. You're a superstar now. You got a Drake's song named after you. Allegedly. I don't think it was about her. He definitely was. Well, here's a question. Do you think he listened to the podcast? Yeah. Why do you think that? Taylor made productions.

He knows. He didn't say that. Who I am. How did he spell it? Taylor, my name, T-Y-L-L-R. How does Taylor Swift spell hers? Tayy-Y-L-R? Is that how you just spelled your name? T-A-Y-L-Y.

Oh, sorry. Yo, you know Taylor's movie selling two million records in a week? Yeah, she's the goat. She's Michael fucking Jackson and bowed down. Say again? People were giving her backlash.

Why? Because those lyrics she had about, like, wanting to go back. Yo, yo, just stop the hate. You can't hate. It's an animal. That's how people were saying.

Just get the fuck out the way. Two million records in a week. 1.4 million in a day. I'm not taking that way. I'm just saying she was getting back. Greatest artists of all time. She's not. She is Michael Jackson. She's bigger than Michael Jackson ever was.

Can I tell you? I try to watch. She is. No. More people on the planet now. More people have access to music. She's objectively bigger than Michael Jackson. She still sold, Michael still sold a hundred plus million records.

To people who had CDs. But that's what I'm saying. The fact you had to go out there and buy CDs. We would have done the same thing. But Taylor? No. Yeah. Listen, I don't know.

I'm not, she's not big. I haven't seen anything bigger than Michael. And, yeah. But one, two. million in a week is insane. And I just want to tell the beehive and I want to tell Taylor and everybody that love Beyonce because I love Beyonce too. Talk that shit.

I'm a Pinkett Smith when he knows Carter. We continue to let B. down. Why y'all do that, man? Y'all knew Taylor had an album coming out in April. Y'all knew you know. No, we don't pay attention to Harry. Y'all know Beyonce had an album come out a few weeks ago in March or whatever it was. Beyonce sold like, I think what, 300

plus thousand copies of Cowboy Carter? I thought it was 400. I thought it was 400. Maybe 400,000 copies of Cowboy Carter? You know, a month later, you let Taylor come out and sell two million in a week. Where y'all at? Where are y'all at what your support? We're washing her hair with her secret. Oh, so y'all don't care about the app music no more.

We do. I'm just saying where it's a combination. Yeah, I haven't. You bought it? She's such a lie. It's not up music. Just lied for no reason. You screamed it.

You didn't buy it. You didn't buy it. You didn't buy it. You didn't buy her hair product either. You're liar. Well, I don't need to buy her hair product. But she just lied and said, we're all washing our hair with her hair product. It's just so.

crazy the lies that just roll off your tongue. Don't trust Taylor ever. Okay. Once again, titties. Okay? Don't. What? Once again. Titties. Once fucking again, yo. Listen, did you watch the Ryan Garcia fight? Right, that was crazy. Did you give Ryan a shot in hell? I thought he was trolling the whole time. Okay. I'll give him that. I thought he was towards the end. Yeah, I thought he was I thought he was trolling. But no, I didn't think he was going to do it. And it was the only reason I thought that he wasn't capable of doing is because

I thought Jervante had a pretty easy time with him won. And I thought Devin Haney, regardless of people, didn't like the decision, fought Lomachenko to a close fight. And Lomachenko is pound for pound. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm like, if he's that proficient of boxer, there's no way.

But I think Garcia, because they fought six times when they're amateurs. I think Garcia knew. I think he knew going into it. He's like, I kind of got this guy's number. We went three and three, but, like, I can hurt him. And without the head gear and shit and the smaller gloves, if I touch him, I'm hurting him. Yeah, I felt like Devin was going to win by decision. You know, even though I do like Ryan and Devin, but I thought Devin was going to win by decision.

I didn't see this shit. I didn't see Devin. I didn't know that Devin doesn't have any power at one. Oh, I knew that. Oh, no, I knew that. Really? Oh, yeah, yeah, I knew that. I knew he had no knockout power whatsoever.

I definitely knew that. But I like his, I like his defense, but it's just like. No, his defense wasn't there. Nah, it was not there Saturday at all. Like, not even a little bit. But see, the thing about Ryan, that's always so tricky, is Ryan has speed and Ryan has power. It's rare.

It's very rare. And I think we don't realize how much power he got because he's so pretty. Yep. It's like Oscar, yo. Oscar was the same. He was a pretty little motherfucker back in the day, but he could crack and he would get busy. Listen, this fight just reminded me why I love boxing him.

Yep. Like, this Saturday night was exactly why. while I love boxing. You turn the paper view on. You're watching and you just get the most unpredictable shit ever. Unbelievable. You never thought that that was going to fucking happen. Also, I thought that ref was going to bail out Devin. Because there was a round where Ryan should have got two more knockdowns minimum, but he kept waving him off. Yeah, he stopped the fight. They should have stopped the fight. It was crazy. I love this part. He's all over crazy. He's all, he managed that shit brilliantly. He said he was 160 on fighting.

He did it right. But Devin Haney does the same thing. Devin Haney is a weight bully. So Devin Haney was probably $160 as well. I loved it, man. Oh, that was amazing. I loved it. Ryan is, is he the face of boxing now?

Yeah. Easily. It's not even close, right? He's by far the most entertaining character in boxing. It's not even close. Like, the guy lit the internet on fire. Yeah. I mean, there's very few fighters in any discipline that could do what he did.

Yeah. If you're going to be ridiculous like that, though, this is the follow through. You need to follow you. You got a fucking win. You can't just be a fucking ridiculous fool and not win. You got to go out there and win. I don't think that I actually think Ryan could beat anybody in the division if he's focused. Who do we got?

Lopez. Oh, that's right. Choucores still out there. Bud went up, so he don't got to deal with Bud. Lopez Chor. For me, it's Lopez Choucourt and then Tank again. Yeah, I think but Tank was what, 135. with a rehydration clause.

So tank got to come up to 140. Yeah, 140. 145. Tanks say he, I mean, Ryan said he can't get down. I think Ryan said he might go to 147? I'm not tripping. I mean, that's what's next. He got to.

I ask a technical question on the fight. Yeah. Why did it seem like watching it that he kept turning and kind of like offering. Stupid-ass shoulder. He's like. He's taking advantage of a boxing rule. Okay.

So there is a rule in boxing that says you cannot punch someone in the back. the head and you can't, I don't even think, punched someone in the back, really. So what he was doing is he was kind of almost like bending over and showing his back. He was trying to do the shoulder rule. But it wasn't even

a shoulder roll. Yeah, because he can't counter off of it. Like, if you look at Floyd, Floyd can counter off of his little Philly Shell shoulder roll. Like, he shoots that straight right out. But what Ryan was doing was going into full defensive posture and the rules of boxing kind of protect him. Because

he's just going like this. Or you can't just bang on the back of his head. But right here, though, Evan was eating this up. That's what I was eating this up. But when Ryan came to the breakfast because we talked about this, his last fight,

showed the role was way worse. This motherfucker was spinning around. I mean, he was like break dancing. And I'm like, why the fuck do you keep doing this dumb shit? That's why his man, his trainer James was like, uh,

he was like, yo, stop doing that. He said it during the fight. Yeah. He was like, yo, stop doing it. Was it, Derek? Derek. I'm sorry, Derek, Derek, Derek, James.

Derek, James. Yes. I mean, yeah, I mean, he was doing a couple of amazing things in a fight. Like, we're just going to get technical, like, hooking off the jab. So, like, he is this great hook. So when you're fighting like an orthodox fighter, right? Like a guy who's left hand first. The way that you block a jab is you parry it with your right hand. Okay.

So what it does is when you throw a jab, your defender moves his right hand in front of his face. So what did he constantly drop hanging with? Jab, hook. Left hook. So he jabs, that drops Haney's hand a little bit. Haney doesn't get it back quick enough, and then that hook comes in, and he kept checking him. So now, there it is.

Now Haney's terrified of the hook because he's already been rocked with it. So now when Devin throws the jab, all Haney's thinking about his hook, straight right down the pipe. And now Haney's frozen. He doesn't know what to do when he's standing in front of him. He's like, the right hand's going to hit me,

but if I don't watch out for that hook, I'm getting dropped every single time, and he was just frozen. The losing Devin 80, though. He's a warrior. He really is, yo. He didn't get enough credit for that. Man, my man got up and he was hurt.

Like, wobbles and hurt bad, and he made it to the end. And he was close. Think about that. Like, he won rounds in the middle. Yeah, I gave Devin, I think Devin won, like, 2 through 6. Something like that. And then, like, 6, 6. Ryan started dropping him.

Yeah, 6 could go either way, but I say 2 through 6, but then 7. 7 on down, 7 to 10 was definitely Ryan. Because he knocked him down in the 7th round. Knock him down in the... I think Ryan took the eighth off. I think he was like a little tired. And then... 10 for the 11th, I think he knocked him down.

Yeah, yeah. Did he break a job? No, he didn't break his job. That's what people are saying. No, he didn't break his jaw. There's a lot of rumors around this shit. That shit is funny everywhere. That shit is hilarious.

This picture is gonna be in Mexican barbershops everywhere. His first knockdown? No, that's hilarious. That shit is funny and shit. Flute all the Mexicans out there, man. Yeah, shout out. How come he's not getting any heat for not making weight? because he marketed the fight brilliantly.

Like, it's just amazing. Like, the fact that he won, everybody was blown away. Nobody thought that he was actually going to win. So I think he came from such a deficit in our minds that we don't even care that he was overweight. And it cost him money. I think he had, like, a fine or some shit. Or he had to give up, like, 600,000 in his purse.

And he bet Devin half a million dollars for every pound he was overweight. And they said he honored it. Oh, wow. So it's like. But I mean, like, he comes in at a major advantage when you don't have. to do the whole dehydration, rehydration situation. But on fight night,

they all both were bigger. Fight night, he's 160. But if Hainley had to do the rehydration, he's much weaker than somebody who's just coming in at. There's in a bit. What was when Ryan said about the tank fight.

Ryan said, that's what happened to him in the tank fight. The problem of the tank fight is the rehydration clause limited how much he could add to his weight. That's a real issue. Getting down to 1-4-4-4. which Ryan probably could have done,

and then getting back up to 160 is doable. Going down to whatever he was for the tank fight, 135 or 137 or whatever the fuck it was, and then stopping at 143 or whatever the hell it was, that is where it fucks you. Because now you actually can't physically rehydrate. So that's a huge advantage for Tank. I want to see that fight again.

Me too. I want to see Ryan fight tomorrow. I want to see Ryan fight Shikou. I want to see Ryan fight Lopez. I want to see Ryan fight Tank again. Like he said on Breakfast Club, that's his dream. He said he wanted to go through, he said he might give Shakur a shot.

But what he really want to do is he want to run through Haney. He wants to fight Lopez, then he wants to fight tanking a rematch and then retires. You know, I feel like Tank Davis rematch would be my final fight. Like after I run through like these people, you know, you got Devin, you got Ted Fimo. Chacore. I mean, I might give him an opportunity, but it just. I think y'all scared of Shakur. Choucault.

I think you all be ducking. Shikur is scared of his shadow, bro. I think y'all be ducking to court. You see his last fight? He said his hand was injured, though. We sat down with him. I don't know. Do you think that could affect your performance?

If my hand was injured, I couldn't even use the whole training camp with Fonseca, and I knocked that dude out in one round. Don't give me my hand hurt. Everybody's hand hurts. That's one of the fans want to see, though. No, they don't. Stop helping him sugar. I want to see Ryan.

Nobody called. I've not heard that at all. Yeah. You wouldn't want to see that out? I never heard of it. Nobody on the street has ever been like, yo, Chicago. You would be crazy. We talk about that all the time.

You do. You do it. You do in your salary. Don't you think your core is a really good boxer? It's a good boxer, but it's nothing that stands out to me. It's just, okay, you know how to move, but, but it's nothing like tank or me or. Like, no way you got to stand out. Like, you're not just fighting anybody.

I see boxes all the time. I've been watching boxes my whole life. I know the ones that are different. Shakur need to have another fight where he looks entertaining. I think his last fight... Last fight was boring. It was. We don't want to see boring fights,

so he needs to go out there winning spectacular fashion. Then you get to call out Garcia. I think if Gervante wants to make some money right now, that rematch, that's the money fight. But Taint got to get past Frank Martin this summer, though. True. Got to get past Frank Martin first, buddy. What else we got, Taylor, gang?

because I can't not stand here to think that you think a drink song is named after you. You just get little like... There might be some double entendre. You just get little like... I mean, why would it be called Taylor Made? Exactly.

It's not. It's called Taylor Made. Taylor Made. Let's add the it to it. It's cool. Oh, it's not called Taylor Made it? No, it's Taylor Made. It's okay.

Oh, that's okay. Nothing to do it. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. A win still win because he still said Taylor Made. That's still, it is this two little letters.

That's it. It is too. Follow Taylor made of productions, y'all. Okay. Jesus Christ. Follow what you wear off a cliff. Don't eat Chick-fil-A. What the fuck does that mean?

Taylor, what is the memes of the week? How's rude. All memes necessary. Yo, what are the memes that are necessary this week, Taylor? Did y'all see this? Y'all comes to eat Chick-fil-A? Oh, no, don't fuck with my Chick-fil-A. What is that?

I don't want to know about all this. Classic. Oh, no, come on, Taylor. I don't want to see this. We don't even know that's really chicken. That doesn't mean the chicken ate some plastic. God did. My heavenly father, Jesus Christ, I'll give you all the glory.

That's the fucking chicken sandwich talk. I love you so much. By the way, that ain't going to stop nobody if you eating Chick-fil-A. That motherfucker took that plastic out and put some Polynesian sauce on that shit and then ate it. Oh, that's crazy. Tell you, I don't want to see a whole condom on the fucking chicken right there. Yeah, that's wild. I don't believe it.

Get out of it. I don't believe that. Teller, what other memes we got? That's gross a man. That ain't going to stop nobody from eating Chick-fil-A, by the way. Shout out to Chick-fil-A workers, man. Y'all are so much nicer down south. One of the worst things that ever happened was Chick-fil-A coming up North York.

Why? And hiring all y'all rude-ass New Yorkers and New Jerseyans. Have they been rude to you? I mean, they're just not the same level of warmth as Chick-fil-A workers. How do they make them so warm down south? I'm trying to understand that. I think it was just a thing. It was like a cultural thing, right?

Like, you just knew Chick-fil-A workers were nice. Yeah. And I don't think that translated up here. Like, they don't know the niceness of the Chick-fil-A worker. So they're not, they don't know how they're supposed to act in those positions. Exactly. You know what I'm saying? Like, the new Chick-fil-A workers are the Clear employees.

Yo, yeah. They got employees nice and shit. They really are. They really are. They're trying to cancel Clay in California. Why? Because Democrats ain't got shit else better to do. Why would they want to cancel?

A senator in California, Senator Josh Newman. He put a bill in place. he's trying to get a bill passed that Bands Clear because he said Clear benefits the wealthy. Yeah, that's the whole point. It's $189 a year. It's clear.

It's at the airport where you It's like TSA-3. Yeah, you just get too fast. It's $189 a year. When I first signed up for Clear, it might have been $99. Yeah, Uber benefits the wealthy. What doesn't benefit the wealthy in America? Ferrari's benefit the wealthy.

You can't cancel shit just because it benefits the wealthy. Democrats got like, it's like, you know, there's much greater things you could be doing in California if you want to help with economic equity. Like what, Charlotte. I mean, fucking. Like what? Child. You want them to help out the homeless population? Yes.

Child tax credits. Housing. You know. You actually want people in government to do something productive for the people. Is that what your expectation of the government is? Yes. Yes. Because of the fuck about whether it clear is in California and not, man.

No, no, no. Like, Jesus Christ. Let people, if they want to pay an extra. $189 a year, you know, get through security a little bit faster. Let them. If you can afford a flight, you can afford $18. You can afford, you know, the average flight in America is $38. You can afford one flight.

The average round your flight is $3.80. I'm about to sign up for it right now. It's good at every airport. You never seen it? You get it's good at all airports that have it. No, not every airport. I fly every weekend, three times a weekend. It is almost every single airport.

Yeah, it's like 50 airports throughout the country. It can be good. Now they're doing this thing of the digital ID. Did it? Just scan your face. Did it. We got that too. But that line is shorter than the clear line.

Take all my freedoms, I don't care. I got it all. Anything to get me on the flight, that's right. I got it all. Take it all. I don't take all my sneakers. I don't take all shit.

Somebody told me today, there's still a 9-11 tax on flights. Good. Is it if you look at it? It's like a 9-11 search? Have you heard of that, Chris? Charge it. Does that get us there faster?

Look that up, Taylor, and 9-11 tax. What gets us there faster? I got it all. I got pre-checked, clear. Let's go. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

I like that. I got to get through this. Take my information, bro. Take my information. Take it. I don't even like it when I look at the thing and it doesn't recognize me immediately. Look at that.

You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't like that. Like when you have to go a little phone. Yeah. What are we doing right now? You see this, right? What is this?

These may include the September 11th security fee of 560 for each one-way journey. So they could have the dude on the plane. So they could have the guy pisted up on the plane. Twelve hours will result in an initial fee of $560 per person being applied to that journey. International arrival tax at 21st. 10. So every time you buy a plane ticket, it's an extra $560. Good. Good. You know? But that goes to the guy. There's an agent

on every flight, right? Isn't that the idea? Supposed to be, but... Is it? Yeah, supposed to be. I don't believe it. I don't think that doing that on everything. Why not? I don't been on planes myself. They might not go on spirit. I ain't a lie. You shouldn't be on spirit. I don't go on spirit. You're a lie. Why not? I'm just telling you, why

not? I like Delta and JetBlue. More so Delta than night. You described me as a Southwest kind of girl. I only been on South Watch maybe one time Really? But why is Spirit a bad one or something? Shut up You will see all the fights that be happening and everything

Spirit is the Peter Pan busing the sky That's what the fuck Spirit is what the fuck is. But JetBlue did just buy Spirit But I don't give a fuck Yes, that still ain't gonna make me get on that motherfucker Spirit's expensive little key though Really? Really?

Because you have to pay for everything Oh, you end up spending a lot of money Yeah So you might spend 36 What they, I remember one time I bought a $36 Spirit airline ticket round trip from New York to L.A. No, that's crazy.

That's right. And guess what? It was too good to be true. That flight never took off. I was at the fucking airport. That shit never goddamn took off, not even a little bit. Why are you bringing up Taylor again? Because I want you y'all see.

See what? I didn't get it personally. Of what? Of shading Kim Kardashian and new song, thank you. Thank you, what? Amy. Thank you, Amy. That's about being bullied.

your kid comes home singing a song Only Us 2 is going to know Is about you Slash Slash Slash Slash I don't think you've changed

My age Taylor Swift makes Herpies commercial music She's slats on She's slats on You can't home singing A song that only us two is gonna know

Hersey, commercial music is crazy. It's perfect. What's wrong with Taylor, yo? Teller, why you're acting like you don't know them commercials? Yeah. Technically, I really don't, because I don't have commercials. You don't have commercials? I don't have like-

How did you find out about Valtrex? What are you talking about? You got cable? I don't have cable. I just use the streaming services. Oh, I'm not mad at Taylor for dissing Kim. She should get in on the action. Why not everybody else dissing each other?

Mm-hmm. It's so crazy how they think. thought that this was, I don't know, I didn't. I wouldn't. It's so crazy that you thought we gave a fuck about this topic. I mean, we can make something out of nothing. We can make something out of nothing,

but I just don't see the real point. Yeah, me neither. What is that? Not when Ashanti and Nelly are pregnant. Ooh. Not when Ashanti and Nelly are expecting. Taylor hates that. Yeah, you do hate that.

What are you talking about? You do hate that, Taylor? How do you feel about it? You're such a hater. Yo, a win-in-a-way would drink. So thank you for the shout-out. Why are you so mad. I'm over here just trying to show you all the content.

You're just hating all. No, seriously, I'll just say. Why do you think that's about you? I think he listens to the podcast. And you thought that he was inspired by your segment last week and he wanted to put a song. A win to win. You think it has nothing to do with the fact that Ella Swift drops an album. At the end of the day.

Forget the fact that at the end of the director, Drake says why he names it Taylor Made. Forget all that? At the end of the day, it doesn't matter because like I said, Taylor Swift isn't going by, Taylor made I am So yes a win is a win Now Hold on so you think you invented Taylor made

I didn't say that I didn't say that at all That's fine Hmm Now What do you all think About what About what?

About what What the fuck is going on Why did everybody So do Lulu lemon Yo Like people want shit to be about them When it's not It's so weird

Why can't a win be a win for me? You keep saying that a win is a win. A win is a win. I mean, after the shit you did about Drake, you called him a white boy. You call him a gay. You want him to lose. You want him to lose.

They call him dick riding. And I don't take any of that back. Now all of a sudden you're just so happy he. Because at the end of the day is Drake 9 a celebrity. He's famous. And he has my caption. Oh no, sorry, my reproduction on his caption. No.

He didn't say y'all names at all. He shot not Taylor Swift. Well, he said your name, but he didn't say your name. He shot not Taylor Swift. I hope you didn't tell your parents this show. She did. They don't care if I took them. But I may remember my dad will.

But it went to win. Chill out. So look, do y'all like this new? I knew this was going to be the energy this week. I knew it. And it is kind of amazing. I don't you wish you But it's not warranted

But don't you wish you were that delusional Delululimmon? Yeah, don't you wish you He is delusional I'm no, I'm not Do you not think you What do you think you look like? Huh?

What are you saying it right now? Who do you think you look like? I don't think I look like nobody I look like me Who do people think I look like? No Who do you think you look like? Who do people think I look like?

Who does the person that you think I look like? Who does he say he gets mistaken? taking for? I get recognized. Very recently, for the first couple of times, they thought I was

Charlemagne. Charlemagne? Yeah. I'm just saying. What do you want me to do? That is facts. Yo, Mark Zuckerberg keeps it hairy, yo.

Yo. Yo, Zach, fuck, Zuckerberg. Yo, Zuck got his Caitlin Clark out. Mark Zuckerberg.

He's been there. Don't tell me, Mark got his Caitlin Clark out. Get out of here. Dillard. Some of the wild this shit. Antonio Brown is a wild-ass. He is a robot wild-ass.

Why? That's not what suck really look like, is it? No. Does he look like that with a beard? He's handsome with a beard. Yeah, exactly, that's what I'm saying. Y'all dudes are cheating with your beards. He's handsome with a beard, but not $700 billion.

He really seems like that. Now, he looks crazy there. Yeah. It don't matter. Mark getting his cock, his cock's stuff, any wage way, whenever he wants it to. Buy whatever he wants it. too. He's got $700 billion.

Go to the next one. Bye, wife. He's married? Yeah, he's married, got kids. All right, let me see him's wife. I don't think so. Priscilla Chang, I think her name is. Asian? Come on, you know, Chris Morrow. Okay.

He's not playing Chris Morrow on him. Okay. You think Box Zuckerberg got side chicks? Hmm. This wife looks way older than me. Yo. This girl's crazy. This girl's a crazy girl.

You know, because she knows, right? She's a woman. She knows how I'll be interpreted as a woman. She's younger than you, Taylor. She was born in 1989. When were you born? You guys are disrespectful. I am not in the 80s.

I'm the 90s. I'm in 90s. Oh, you're born in 90s? 91. There's no way. God damn. I really. Don't try me. No, I'm honestly.

Oh, wait, so now this is better for to say a woman's older than she is? No, I'm saying y'all know damn well that I don't look older than that. How old is she, yo? She's 39. 38. She's 39 years old. How old do you think she looked, Taylor? I'm not doing that.

She just looks older than him. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. You know, that Drake feature confidence. When you get Drake featured, you come. I don't know. You do have a different confidence now that you want to think so. Mark is how old, like, 305?

I don't think she's older, but she's given like tutor vibes. I don't think she's old. No, that the same age is crazy. Come on, yeah, got it. You don't think she's a doctor? I think she's a doctor. I believe she's a doctor. What kind of tutors she looked like?

What subject you think she needs? Come on, Charlotte. Driving. I think she's driving. I think she's driving this truck. Whoa, what were you thinking? I don't know, man. You don't think.

Which one do you think, Charlotte? Charla. Charla. Which one were you thinking? Charlotte. Oh, my God. Charla. I don't know, man.

Cody? Probably Something to do with numbers I don't know Why why? I just think so Listen What else

You look Stop doing that People's wise Yeah you're really crazy That someone's wife I know the fuck y'all not talking We don't talk about people's wives That's crazy

What we say about your mom? What do we say about your mom? She has a gray pie You said gray pie Great To create. It's great. You're wild.

Oh. No, I'm not great. No. No. Don't do that. Taylor, I don't think you said great. Yo. That was a callback, Taylor.

Yeah. This is what I'm going to do to you all right here. Drake. No. Teller me. Teller made it. What Nickyman I did to the fan. Grab something and throw it the fuck back.

I don't like when people. That's so dumb. That's just a lawsuit right there. No, I don't mind her doing that because that's self-defense, yo. No, it's not. Yeah, man. You can't. 50 have to pay.

Yeah, but why do people go to shows to throw shit at people on stage? If it ain't panty, stop throwing shit on stage. Because it's an easy payday. You pick the right person who you know it's going to throw it right back. I think that's self-defense. What if she hit somebody else?

Yeah, I think if she throw it at Nikki and it hit Nikki, Nikki has the right to throw it back into the top. But what if it hits someone else when she throws it back? I mean, yeah. Yeah, but hit somebody else. That's the risk that Nikki's taken

by throwing it back. Nikki might got good aim. I mean, listen, if Cardi didn't get sued for throwing a microphone, Nikki ain't going to get sued for throwing a goddamn plastic toy or whatever the fuck that was. Yeah, probably. I want to go see Nikki's show. When is it coming to New York?

I don't know. I just don't want to get jumped by barbs. I just want to see how she is on stage. I haven't seen her on stage in a while. She's a great entertainer. And she's selling out aren't talking about that more. She sold out what, 20-something, 20-something arenas or something like that on the gag city tour? Amazing.

Like she's doing numbers, you know what I mean? Like, you got to give her props. Like, she's still a rapper at the end of the day. She builds a real fan base. Yeah, whenever you see rappers selling out arenas, it's arenas, right? I'm my tripping. Looks like an arena to me. Yeah.

When you see rappers selling out arenas, you got to salute that. I don't give a fuck how you may personally feel about the rapper. Like, hip-hop is still a genre that, you know, a lot of venues and people front on. So when you see somebody like Nikki able to go out there and start an aren't by herself. Yeah, that's great. You know what I'm saying? By her motherfucking self, you got to salute her. You got to salute.

Wasn't she having trouble selling tickets? Like, not that long ago? I don't know. I thought that was, I thought I remember seeing it. I don't know if it was her, because she's always had like a super strong fan base. But I do know that, yeah. I don't think her.

I don't know. Shout out to Caitlin Clark. We mentioned her earlier. Y'all. She's close to closing a $20 million deal with Nike. Round of applause for her. Let's go. Get your money.

Supply and demands. The report citing. States Clark is expected to receive a signature Nike shoe. Those same sources said Under Armour and Adidas also made offers. You can't beat that check, bro. You can't beat that check because, you know, at the end of the day, Nike's going to put the money up. But also, I just think it's something about being an athlete

and you want to see somebody walking around in your Nike shoe. You can't guarantee you they're going to walk around in the underarmes shoe. You can't guarantee that they're going to walk around in the Adidas. That Nike, if it's fly, you're going to see it. You're going to see it. That girl, Sabrina Aynescu got a dope Nike basketball sneaker. And I've seen a lot of dudes hooping in. Really?

Yeah. She's nice. Caitlin, as long as she plays her game in the WMBA, she will make so much goddamn money in endorsements. It's going to be sick. She's going to change the league. It's the same thing we was talking about last week or the week before last. Like, she is the first of her kind.

She's going to change the WNBA financially. And people make this big fucking deal about what her salary is. you get paid for what the viewership is now. That's right. If you change the viewership, you make more money. Give it a minute. And Caitlin is going to cause so much.

Like, I love the conversation that Caitlin has already created, especially around Asia Wilson. Because Asia Wilson is somebody who should have her own signature shoe. Why? Because she's a phenomenal talent. She is the best basketball player in the WNBA now.

And, you know, Asia already got a lot of endorsement deal. She's the New York Times bestseller. She signed the fucking. and Rich Paul, like Nike or somebody should give her a shoe. Adidas or somebody should give her a shoe? Why should she get a shoe? Because the best players in their sports get shoes, especially in basketball, you know? And she's proven she can move product.

I think that's the other thing people fail to realize. Like, Nike knows I can give Caitlin Clark this $20 million and there's going to be an ROI. She puts butts in seats. She clearly, you know, is box office. Does Asia do that? Yes. The reason why I say why is like, I'm not compelled to watch Asia play. I don't know if other people are. I don't know.

But I'm biased because I'm from South Carolina. Asia might be the most transformative player in the WMBA history. I just personally am unaware of it. Oh, no, she's a beast. Like, pull up Asia Wilson and Stats Taylor. No, no, I believe you. I guess what I'm saying is like Steph Curry changed

the way that people fundamentally play basketball. So he got people to buy a, what the fuck was under armor. Everybody bought that. I bought it. You bought it? 100%. I hooped in that shit. I saw when I was when I was playing in like the little basketball leagues in a city used to see people in them shits all the fucking

time. And this is a non-Nike Adidas rebox sneaker all of a sudden became a bestseller. That's crazy. That's what Transformative play is. Alan Iverson had a Reebok. We were buying them shits because Alan Iverson bawled like that. Jordan, Kobe, like you got to be a transformative player. Not her stats full of her, what do you call them shit?

Accolades, rewards, that type of shit. Like put it this way. Nobody won a Joel in Beed shoe? Well, because he keeps getting hurt. Sure. But like he's an objective But he could sell a shoe. I ain't buying it. I think he's sponsored by Skechers or some shit.

Like, but that's the problem. Yeah. Well, the reason he's with Skeeters is because nobody else wants it. Because the other companies have gone, he's not going to sell sneakers. His game isn't the type of game to sell sneakers. Little men sell more sneakers. Yeah, because we aspire to have their game. Yes, exactly.

Nah, I bought them Shacks, bro. In my mind, I'm Shack size. But think about it. Shack was transformed if he was breaking backboards. He played the game. Shack, I'm not saying he played the game like a little man, but earlier in his career, if you guys remember, he was so fucking agile. He was jumping out the fucking gym. It was

unbelievable. Nobody ever seen anything like that. I bought Larry Johnson's converse, bro. Yo, Larry Johnson, another one. Grand-mamma. One of the great, when black guys could wear skirts and nobody would cry about it. Somebody gave a flying fuck. You know what I'm saying? It was just funny. It was just a funny thing. It was a funny thing. Great character.

Great marketing campaign. Listen, AJ Wilson, two-time WMBA champion, went back-to-back. WMBA final MVP, two-time WMBA MVP, two-time WMBA defensive player the year. Best WNBA player to SB Awards, five times WNBA All-Star, WNBA Rookie

a year, WNBA all-rogy team. I just think Asia Wilson deserves a sneaky. Listen. Does her game have that flair? Exactly. That's what I'm trying to say. She's very, well, no, it's two different positions. I legitimately don't know. Two different positions. Aza plays like powerful, which center.

That's the... You know what I'm saying? But she can still shoot. She plays like she plays like the centers in the NBA play now. But nobody cares. Like, nobody wants Joe Kitch is the best player in the NBA, right? Yes. Nobody wants to buy his sneaker. Nobody wants to

play like him. He's just, but he's the best player. Karee could say some fucking anti-Semitic shit, wild stuff, and I see him play and I'm like, I need all them sneakers. I wouldn't buy every single day. I wouldn't buy a joky sneaker, but I'll buy a jokic scarf or I'll buy a

joky, a joky cow. He should make a dad's shoe. There you go. Like a folk shoe? Yeah. You might be right. But I guess what I'm trying to say is that could Asia. Asia could be the best player in the league, but the companies know that nobody really wants a hoop like that, so they're not going to invest in a sneaker. But don't you got to give her a shot? You at least got to give her a chance. No. Because if you gave, who got a signature shoe in the WBA?

Caitlin Clark, Sabrina. Does who Sabrina even play for? I don't know, but I... Liberty. I think... She plays for the Liberty? Oh, I didn't know. I think... What is Sabrina doing to have a sneaker that Asia's not? That's what I need to know. I think Sabrina got such a strong co-sign from Kobe that, like... But to my point, Asia signed a clutch. She's with Rich Paul. LeBron's posting about her all the time. That's new balance.

That's new balance. New balance? Yeah. Well, yeah, well, no, Rich Paul has the... Huh? Rich Paul has the deal with new balance. Get it done. But it's fucking...

I'm saying it's one of the biggest agencies in the game, if not the biggest. They should be able to get Asia Wilson. Sneaker. Anthony, what's the unibrow guy's name again? Anthony. Anthony Davis. Nobody want to hoop like him. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not buying no fucking Anthony Davis shoe. Objectively, incredibly skilled for his size, amazing, touch, incredible basketball player.

But I don't want to play basketball like that. Like, I don't want to play. Who sneaker would we buy? In the NBA right now. I mean. Hirey. Anthony Edwards right now. Oh my God. Aunt Edwards. He is like if they don't get him out of Minnesota soon. No, he's right where he needs to be.

No, he need to be in New York. He need to be in L.A. These guys are going to make such a deep run in the playoffs this year. They're fine. That Minnesota team is great. Shout out to my boy Tim Connolly. Tim Connolly's president of Minnesota-O-Timulus. He was also the president of the Denver Nuggets.

He is the most slept on. He created the Denver Nugget team that end up winning the championship. He gets fired. They won a championship? Oh, shit. Damn, I'm bugging last year. Yes. So he created, he built that team, but Jamal got his knee blown out.

Right. Before they could have won it the year before. Then he did, say again? Nothing. He just got crazy. And now he's over in Minnesota. He builds this team and they're going to go fucking crazy.

They might go deep running this playoffs. Yes. They got a great time. Y'all, Anthony Edwards is right where he needs to be. No, he need to be in New York. No. The league needs him in New York. I don't know if I, we had this conversation.

I don't believe that anymore, yo. Like, we watched some games this week. Who had the most exciting games this weekend? Wow. Shit. In the Knicks. You late because last night? Okay, let me shut it.

Yeah. I would say this. I'm biased. I think Maxi has a very relatable game to players. The kid on a- I think kids really like him. Yeah, but you're not going to buy it Tyrol and Maxie Sneaker. Not yet.

You are yet? He's there. Not yet. Jimmy Butler. Jimmy Butler. I'll tell you why. It's not his game. It's his attitude toward the game.

I think he needs a lunch bail. Say again? I'd buy his boots. I'd buy like if he had a Timbalin line. No, a lunch pail, a thermos. He's just hard working. Like, he's going to get after it. He wants to take the last shot of the game.

He's going to turn it up for the playoffs. Like, he has a culture around him that we would subscribe to. But I do, it's so, Jimmy's such like a unique soul. I can see him not putting out a sneaker and putting out a sandal. He should do hair product. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. What Taylor?

He should do hair products. Who, Jimmy Butler? Because he had all the hair styles? Yeah. That's not his real head, though. Not Taylor. Either way though. Let her wear it.

What? Did you see the video? Speaking of a wig, right? Did you see the video of the guy that goes around with the fucking leaf blower? Yeah. He'd be blowing wig, people with him. He should get shot. I have been watching that video.

He's going to get shot. Over and over and over. He's going to get shot. It is so funny to see the quick reflexes of these black women snagging their wigs right out of the air. He's going to get shot. But forget him. The fact that the wig goes, that wig never touches the ground.

They always catch them. Not one. One of them caught it in mid air. They all catch in mid-air and then countered it and then started countering them. Incredibly. He's going to get shot though. That's a soap with a deadly weapon, yo. What is?

Taking a black woman. You can't take a fucking leaf blow and blow people's wigs off? Yo, if you, you tell me, imagine the women had a skirt on. Yeah. Sturt flies up in the air. They don't got no panties and the wigs go off. That's not a soap. I mean, that would be disgusting if they did that.

That's a salt, bro. I think that's some form of assault. You cannot do that to people, yo. That motherfucker is going to end up getting shot. Imagine if you did it to Jewish women. Oh, my gosh. That would be a hate crime. Yo, that's a good-ass point.

Jewish women would definitely be a hate crime. Because there are many Jewish women that wear wigs. That is a great point. Well, there are many Orthodox women who wear wigs. Most Jewish women don't wear wigs. I thought they did. Orthodox. All I said was that there are many Jewish women

the wear wigs. That's all I said. Why do you have to carve them into Orthodox or not? Because they shave their hair when they get married or something. Yeah, they, it's part of like the grander, you know, Middle Eastern tradition of you don't want to see women's hair because it's too tempting to men essentially. The hair is too, well? Yeah, skirts down to the ankles. I never understood that, though, because if the hair is too tempting, then why wear a wig? I don't think it was the temptation of the hair. I think it's a sign of respect to God. Hair does him be that. You like that?

President Biden. What happened? He's a notorious hair. He's like to sniff. I'm not going to lie. I heard Biden like it great. He liked when they keep it gray. I heard Biden like when they keep it gray.

Biden like it when they keep it great. Tell us somebody they keep it hairy as nasty as shit. Keep it hairy. Maybe he's a wild boy for now. But for real. How would you say that? Where's your mind at, King? Keep it gray.

Damn. Yeah, what's wrong with keeping it gray? I think a lot of moms are grayed out. I don't want to be hairy. I wish I could get a wax right now. Why? I want to be bald. Well, God helped you with that.

No, I'm talking about down there. Oh, really? Yeah, and I got greys. I got quite a few grays down there. Really? Oh, absolutely. And you would get a wax? Hell yeah.

You wouldn't get a wax? No, you know how much that hurts? Eh, it wouldn't be. It takes two seconds. That's fair enough. Yeah, it's great. Quick wipe. I have my asshole wax.

Why don't you wax your head? I don't want to whack my head. I do want to wax down there. I don't know. I don't like it hairy. Getting lazy. So just shave it then. I may escape.

Okay. Yo, is it a new trend, Taylor, for girls to keep it hairy? Because I've heard that's a new trend. No. Wait, really? Yeah, what's in right now? Is it like the Landon Strip? I've been out to get married.

Exactly. That's so wild. Hey, you know how y'all sound? What do they look like now? What's your got going on down there? Oh, Wolfo Wall Street when he asked that, he's like, yo, the girls are shaving now. You know what that part? I remember that.

It was a period piece, Taylor. Yeah. But it's so crazy. That's the movie was a period piece. So it was new. The bald thing was new at that time. Yeah. What's in right now?

What do girls doing right now? What the fuck? I don't fuck girls. Oh. I just know what I'm doing. Now you don't fuck girls. I never did. You and your friends don't talk about these friends?

No. I hate liars. Like for no reason. I never fucked a girl. No, but your friends won't be like, hey, girl, can I get some tweezers? A girl eating me out and fucking girls are two different things. Okay, that's fair. But back to vagina hair.

What is the trend of vagina hair right now? I don't know what other girls do. I know what I do. But you don't talk to them? Yeah. Because y'all know when it went from Bushie to shaving it out. Yeah. You put out a memo, right?

Yeah. Wasn't it a memo that went out? It's not a memo that goes out about these type of things? That happens with dudes. All the time. What? We started hitting it from the back. There was a conversation that had and we were like,

yo, you got to bend them over. And even with their headlines, you think all these men just started getting headlines. Oh, it was conversation. It was a memo. It was a memo. It was like, yo, we put out the memo. We let everybody know where to go.

Turkey, Miami, Boston. And we don't make fun of it anymore. And we don't make fun of it anymore. And we don't make it. Nope. Nope. So what about girls? You guys have that discussion?

It's crazy y'all don't have that camaraderie. We knew y'all hated each other. You really do. You really do. Let's pay some bills, too. Yeah, please. I don't know if we're here talk to a self-hating person.

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Madison Square Garden, man. Man. Not this weekend, but next weekend. Incredibly excited. Cannot wait to see you all there. I'm hyped. We got other dates that are on the calendar. You can go to the Andrewsholtz.com for when we're coming to your cities.

But, yeah, I'm locked in. Are we getting suited and booted? Got it. Let me know now. Don't have me come out there in a suit and y'all out there in casual clothes. Let me think. Let me think. Let me know.

Let me know now. I need to know. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's the guard. Your dad. Larry Legend always said. Collars out. Collars out.

We need to have a collar. Okay. Mother's new thing. Got a little suit. I mean. At least maybe not a tie, but the blazer. You know what I'm saying? I think it's shirt.

Collard shirt. You got to have a collar. Got to do it. 100%. Got to do it. No, I'm high. You feel pressure? Yeah, you always want to, yeah, I always want to, like, put on a great show.

And obviously, this one is really important to me, the most important. But I'm also, like, really excited and grateful. Like, I've been working my whole professional career for this moment. So it's almost surreal that is happening. So, yeah, it's, yeah, I'm just really excited. You think you're going to cry? I'm sure, I'm sure, like, at some point. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe it will be after reflecting on it. Maybe it'll be the day of. But, like, I'm sure at some point I, like, feel all of the emotions. Yeah. When the adrenaline subsides, you know, adrenaline will keep you going for a while. But eventually that goes away. And then you've got to deal with all the feelings that you had. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure. And those specials are a lot like college basketball tournaments. Talk to me. Because you got to go out there and you get one opportunity. Well, two in this case. Well, I mean, it's two, but it's a different game. Yes, that's true.

So that one game, you could lose. That's true. You know? That's the stakes that we like, though. That's the stakes. You built for this moment. Like, this is, like you said, you've been working towards this your whole life. I'm hype.

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And my book, my book will be outmate. Well, first of all, salute to Alice Randall. My Black Country is a national bestseller now. Let's go. Thank you to everybody who went out there and got My Black Country. Yeah. I mean, you know, salute to Kelly Clarkson for having Alice Randallon. Sluved the Good Morning America for having Alice Randallon.

Something else she did. What else did she do? Robin Roberts. Yeah, good morning, America, Kelly Clarkson, NBC News. Everybody who's been, you know, leaning into the My Black Country story. Thank you. And I'll make sure you go get that in my book. Get on us a dialy and watch My Talk Stuff will be out.

May 21st, I just announced my book tour on my Instagram, but I had to take it down because there was a couple of misprints. It's so crazy that a book publishing company would have Miss Prince. What do you mean? Is this like, Some timing was off, you know, and some of the links didn't work, you know, for different bookstores, but it'll be up later today. But my book store, my book tour starts May 21st. I'm starting off hitting 10 cities, man.

Amazing. Yeah, you don't, I don't have the time. But I love making the time for books because it's just a different energy when you're out there promoting a book. For sure. You know, so I'll see y'all on my book tour starting in May. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Um, come on to one of your, Give me something that keeps it hairy, Taylor.

Yeah. Give me something that keeps it hairy. Do you want to talk about Chris Brown and Quabo? Chris Brown and Quabo. The beef that I don't even know how or where it started. There it is right here. But I will, what is it?

Is that a log line? It has to do with Carucci. Like, it's about girls. Chris Brown and Quabo began beefing in 2017 when it was reported that Quabo had started dating Corrucci Tran, whom Brown dated from 2011 to 2015. While the former Migos member in Tran never confirmed the rumors at the time, Brown reportedly felt betrayed that Quavo dated Tran,

as he considered him one of his good friends to add fuel to the fire, Tran, fired a restraining order against Brown around the time that her dating rumors where Quavo started circulating. Nothing came out of the Cuevo and Tran dating rumors after, and soon enough, Quabo was romantically linked to Suidi, while Tran started dating former New York Giants player, Victor Cruz. Here's the thing, man. We saw Chris Brown and Quabo sitting next to each other at some fashion show overseas.

My mindset is if you and a person can sit next to each other anywhere and nothing pops off, y'all don't really have a problem with each other. Yeah. But there's four people on this planet. I had to come from my head. Four people on this planet, I'm never sitting next to any fucking way. Can you tell us? No.

I never give them that type of energy But if I walked into a venue And they was like, okay You have to sit here And it's next to that person Either I'm sitting somewhere else And if there's no place else to sit, I'm leaving That's how much of an issue I have with these people

It's not even an issue where I'm like Sitting around stewing over it Or I hate these people It's just that I know I've made a conscious decision I don't fuck with these individuals In no way, shape or form So it's like I'm not sitting by them

So the fact of the fact they could even sit by each other, lades touching, brushing against each other every now and then, you know, like look, come on, man.

Look, look, look. I'm really trying to guess that four of them. Look. It's good. Yeah, I'm really trying to guess the four as well. I'm not even looking at these guys. Yeah,

they don't look too friendly. But they don't look like they got an issue. You know, if you got an issue, you whisper into the motherfucker you're lucky. Yeah, I think it's a fucking game,

you make one false moving this motherfucker I'll beat your fucking that. They're not even doing that. Chris is athletic, too. I don't know if I think I'm giving Chris the nod in the fight. I like how Cueblo is acting like he's on his phone. Quabble, all you guys do is act like you're into the fashion show like Chris is. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that's what I do. That's what I do when I don't want to make small talk with somebody. I get on my motherfucking phone. They don't care nowadays. But you don't have to do that. You're at a fashion show. All of them simply say, huh? What if he's, like, secretly hitting Carucci in front of him?

I love he's doing some slick shit. like that. Stop. No, for real. He wasn't even with Karoochie at the time. This happened. How do you know they're just not texting? Oh, cut it out.

No, they're not. My point is, if they were sitting next to each other, there's no issue. Fashion week, where was this at? I don't even know what the fuck this was right. But if you can sit next to a person and keep it cordial in that close with proximity, you can do that at all time.

So it's like the disc records and everything else, it's like, eh, whatever. You know, I guess people in it. retained, I guess. What else we got, Taylor? I do find it strange, too, though. Like, Taylor, I mean, Quaibo had, I don't like Chris Brown bringing up takeoff and wishing death on Quavel.

Yeah, Chris Brown bought up takeoff in his disc record and wished death on Quavel said that people wished it was Quavel. Yeah. That's corny. Gobbage. And then Quable using takeoff on a record that's so, like, aggressive. Yeah.

Knowing how take off went out, God bless the day. You know what I'm saying? Just like, come on, guys. Everybody relax. Yeah. I could be wrong. I'm just on the outside looking in. Y'all know better than me because y'all are each other.

But it don't seem like it's that big of it. It's bad time for beef. It feels like, I'm not saying this is the exact thing that happened, but it feels like someone over there went, wow, everybody's really interested in this Drake, uh, Kendrick beef. What if I also drum up a, drummed beef? Why do people think beefs are manufactured, though? That's what I'm saying.

It feels like, like, if you felt like this for the past five years, why not say it? Yeah. Like, why are you waiting for this week when everybody's talking about rap? I just think a lot of the ways... Bad timing. I get what you saying. A lot of times the way people create is, like, they don't know something can work until they see it work. And then they go, oh, now I'll do that.

Yeah. So... Y'all know Drake's going to drop again, right? No. Yeah, he's going to drop again. I wouldn't be the product of Drake dropped again this week. No. But when he drops this week, it's not...

going to be, it's going to be a dis, but I think it's going to be more of a hit record where he's dissing people on it. Like this is what Drake does. Like, Drake ain't going to stay on the beef too long. Drake is one person who stays getting the money. He stays about the money. So he gave you push up,

didn't put it on DSPs to a week later. The AI record is not coming out on DSPs. And I heard, and this probably is just a complete rumor, but I heard that he, um, he's, he's like a part owner of this AI company. And so that first song was just the rollout to the AI technology. Because I'm sure people are already asking how did he do that?

What type of technology did he use to do that? So don't be surprised if you see like an article that comes out talking about the company that he used and things of that nature. But also he put out one song on DSPs a week later, not putting the AI song out. But then with this, this next record I think that he's going to drop. He's going to make it a moment. It's Drake. It's fucking.

April, summertime right around the corner. You think he's not going to give us one? No. To have, that's playing on the radio 100 miles per hour. That's playing in the clubs everywhere. And he's throwing a couple of shots at his foes. But my only concern is like at that point does it seem too thirsty? No.

You put out three. The other guy put out none. Yeah, what's up with Kendrick? I don't know. They said that he's dropping an album, though, and that maybe he's... Well, he should... I'm not mad at that at this point. at this moment. Why? Because Kanye

West and his tities into the Royal Rumble and nobody asked him to come running out to the ring jiggling. I'm not mad at that. If I'm, if I'm, Kendrick, I don't want to be a part of the Royal Rumble. It's supposed to be a WrestleMania main event, me and this individual. So after

this Royal Rumble shit subsides, I'll get back to you. I'll get back to you. I get back to you. Man. Because, I mean, Kendrick does always move on his own time. And Kendrick forced all, everybody right now. Everybody's playing with the cards that Kendrick dealt. That's what you're doing, the 4-A law, the powers.

Play with the cards I deal. I put down like that, like that was number one in the country for three weeks in a row. All of these guys had to react to me. Cole had to react to me. Drake had to react to me. You know, I respect it, you know. I'm just saying everybody was saying that he's had a song that he's been sitting on forever. He's been asking for the smoke.

Every single day that passes, it's. taking away the impact that the song could possibly have. I'm with you. I am absolutely with you. But at this moment, I'm not interested. Kanye really ruined it for me. It's literally like the guy who came over to dinner and you're like, you know, I don't want to eat no more.

I ain't even motherfucking hungry no more. I'm going to fuck home, man. You know what I'm saying? I was hungry as a motherfucker to this motherfucker. Who invited this motherfucker? You know what I'm saying? Before he did that, but you know, he put out like,

he put out something talking about how he's a British rapper and these rappers. He was trying to get into the fight anyway. Kanye, Kanye don't even realize, like, I mean, I guess for all the tempting purposes, he's still an icon.

But I keep telling y'all over and over, it's very important how you land the plane. If you land that plane and the wheels don't come out, you crash and burn, like people ain't looking at you in that way no more. Like, we should be looking at, Kanye should walk in the room and people should be in awe. Like, what Hove got.

Yeah. What Dr. Dre got? What Snoop got? You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, it's like, you know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, uh, that Kanye looks like he keep it hairy. You know what I'm saying?

That's how you look at him like, ugh. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Is this a win for Drake? Because does the fight just stay open for months and months until he responds? Or this is technically a win. And then if Kendrick does drop off. Listen, I got Drake up on the scorecard.

I do. I got drink up on the scorecards. I do. So it's a fourth. I mean, listen, I don't know if it's a, I don't know, I'm not calling the fight. Kendrick hasn't called the fight. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying right now we're on a TV timeout.

Like there's some shit that happened in the stands. You know what I mean? Some players ran onto the court. People ran onto the court that we don't want on the court, Kanye. So after we clear the court, you know what I'm saying? And get rid of this, just melee and all of this. shit like that, you know, then we can get back to it. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm personally saying.

Well, listen, D.C. Young Fly. Did you see what he said about BBLs? No, tell me. Play what he said, Taylor, game. Shout out to Kid Cuddy, too, man. You're not a kid no more. You need to drop the kid and just call yourself Cuddy. Kid Cuddy was injured after jumping off stage at Coachella.

Just because you do the festivals with the young ins, you don't have to do what the young ins do. Bro. Okay? Let me tell you, sir. as much fun as it is to make fun of Kit Cutty I remember I jumped off stage once we were doing the shows in LA at the Orphium

Why would you do that? Yeah The stage is probably I don't know what is it stage? Four feet, five feet or something like that Probably about four The impact on my fucking feet And heels and knee joints

I thought I fell off a building So when I saw that happen at Kit Cuddy I wanted to laugh at him but I have felt every physical and emotional pain that he felt in that moment. I get what he was trying to do. Let's get in there with the people. Let's rock out.

Let's have some fun. There's an age where you cannot do that. It's such your old ass down, Cutty. Okay, middle-aged cuddy. You're not a kid no more. My cousin Tony, Perm, Perm to get you straight. One of the best trainers in the world. He always says, jumping and running keeps you young.

So he makes us do a lot of, like, jumping exercise. And pyro, yeah, paro metric, power pushes all of that shit like that. Whatever the fuck. He makes us do all that. You know what I'm saying? And some running because he says it keeps you young. But even with that, I'm not jumping in no goddamn crowd with those kids.

Yeah. Yeah. He's bugger. He broke his foot. Yeah. He broke his fucking foot, yo. I think he saw that Tyler, the creator performance. And he's like, oh, I got to try to top it. Tyler is like 10 years younger than him.

And with Tyler, his, he jumped out onto a bet. Oh, Tyler jumped on a bed. Yeah, like it was like a really soft landing. And there was a person right there next to him just in case he felt like he did it the right way. Even being young. So Kay Cuddy thought he could just jump. Yeah. He broke his foot.

That's a broke foot. Look at it. Look at everything about it. God is telling him don't do it. He knows. Oh. Where was he going? Oh, no.

He's not even jumping in the thing with the people. There's still a separation. Now play the hits, bro. Do the moaning and just get it on. Man, for every young person in that audience who looks at Kid Cuddy is old and washed. Yeah. Because you know there are some people.

There's just kids, you know, that's just the era we're in, there's some kids that regardless of all of the things Cuddy is accomplished, they look at that Cuddy. He's old and washed. Here he goes, just proving their point. That's a high stage.

That's a six-foot stage. That's a crazy jump. You should never have done that jump. He needs life alert. If he was home by himself, he would need fucking life alert, yo. Straight up. When we got Taylor, go back. Yeah, let's play DC.

My guy, DC, Young Fly. Who have B.B. So I'm constantly reminded. I'm constantly reminded like, they made it. And go another big booty. She made it. See what I'm saying? I get why women wants to enhance their self.

I get it. But fellas, we have to do more. more on just continuously telling our women that they're beautiful. You're enough. You have to continuously tell them that they're gorgeous. Don't make your woman feel like she has to go do some. Even if you fucking with another shit, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You just love a woman.

That's it. And women, listen to your man. Just listen. I'm not going to sit here and tell somebody they want to do, don't do. No, people make decisions. You have to live with that as a unit. So I can't even sit in and say, well, I'm against none.

Oh, I'm with it. As a unit, I took a loss. If you look at the women today. What do you think when you hear that, Shulte? Yeah, it's tragic, man. It's tragic when anytime you lose somebody you care about. It's definitely tragic when you're doing it for an elective surgery. You know, like if you were doing a surgery to save your life and you knew that there was like a

percentage chance that it wasn't going to work out. It's still tragic, but there's this part of you that goes, hey, we tried our best, we did everything we could, when it's something that maybe you didn't have to do it, as it feels from watching him, that he's like, I love you regardless. You don't need to do this. I think that becomes,

maybe he's even feeling guilt. Like he's like, maybe I could have made her feel like, which is not his fault. I hope he don't. I hope he don't. Don't feel like. I hope you're not beating themselves.

But we go through all these things, I'm sure, just as people, when you lose someone, you love, you're like, what could I have done differently? How could I have changed this situation? And it's not on him to do it, but, but damn, bro. And the emotions, he's feeling of valid because, you know, it don't matter whether it's a, you know, surgery or a gunshot or anything. If you have lost somebody to something tragic, you always think of... Yeah, but you see other people, yeah, but you see other people

who live through those things. You're like, why didn't mind living? Absolutely. You're going to always, always, always, always, always, always think that. And then you start looking at, you're like, wait a minute, this person I was with was so sweet, she was so caring, she was so loving. There's this other person over there that's a piece of shit that got a BBL. Why the fuck does she get to still live? I ain't even judging them on that. I ain't going to.

I'm just saying, I think that's what you start to believe. That's when people, I think a lot of times they start to question God because they're like, you know, why would God have this person who's amazing die and this person who is a piece of shit live? Like, what is the message here? What is? Nothing wrong with asking questions, too, man. I mean, that's what people feel to realize, like, you know, I don't know why people think you can't question God. God knows we human.

And God knows that, you know, yes. every now and then we're going to ask why. You know, I mean, I may not stay in that why, but I'm going to ask. But why? I don't think God is so insecure that we can't ask them why. Of course. The divine creator has a reason for whatever he does. So we should be asking and we should get an answer.

And I think if somebody won't give you an answer, it's their insecurity. Even if they're like a high-ranking religious figure, if they're like, well, you shouldn't be questioning God. It's like, well, I think you're just masquerading as somebody who pretends no shit when you don't. If you look at thoughtful, religious people, they have answers for stuff. That's true. And it's so much more refreshing when you talk to them and they start to break it down. Like, it's great. And sometimes the why isn't even the God.

Sometimes the why is just questioning all of the circumstances surrounding the situation. You know what I mean? Of course. Like, it's just wise. Why? Why did this happen? Why did this person go that way? Why did this person choose to do this?

What happened with this? What happened? Like, you should ask questions. Yeah. If God didn't want us to ask. questions he gave us all the answers. You know what I mean? And there would be no surprises to nothing.

So salute to the good brother, D.C. Youngfly, man. I'm sending him a healing energy. Sending the family of Jack E.O. Healing energy at all times. Let's pay some bills, Taylor. And let's come back and do some asking idiots. Sir. All right, guys, let's take a break for a second. Because when navigating the city

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And it better not be one question about that goddamn Taylor-made song that Taylor thinks is named after her. Why? Can you not let me win? Damn. It's just not destined for you to win, Taylor. Sure. Let me see.

What's your great? Ooh, Carl.p. underscore says, what's your greatest lie you've told and people believed? Ooh. Ooh. There's so many for you,

I don't lie, first of all. That's a lie right there. It's a possible question for me to ever answer because I've never told a lie in my life. I have a lie. it was when I was so young. I was in, okay,

so a friend of mine, his dad was like a con artist. Okay. But we didn't know. And he was like living these like fancy places or whatever. And he once took us all out to six flags in a limo. Okay. There was like some donuts and stuff in the limo.

I think it was for like my friend's birthday party or whatever. Came back to the limo after being at six flags. and a couple of the donuts and I go, hey, I think the driver ate the donuts. Like, kind of like telling on him. Right?

And the dad, and I think like, even the son were like, what's wrong with that? Why can't the driver have a donut? Like, this is a friend of us. Like, well, he's not allowed to have donuts. He's just there driving for us. We can't, like, we treat him as a human being.

And I looked them both straight in the face and I said, no, can we offer the driver of donut. Like, he might be hungry. He's been sitting in a car all day. And then they go, they'll, oh, you offer the driver a donut. And I was like, yeah, obviously. And that is in my life, the first lie,

remember telling. And since then, I've been on a hot streak. Did you lie? You lied to you felt stupid? I lied because I felt insecure and I felt it like, like, like, I don't know, like I was being, like, I had bad character. And they would think that I like had thought lesser of somebody.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was just immediately compulsively was like, oh, no, no, no, I'm not a bad person. I want you guys to think I'm a good person. But I like, it must have been like the first real lie in my life that I told because I distinctly remember it. And we're probably in fucking kindergarten or first grade. Like I thought about this throughout my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For a portion of my life, I convinced myself that I actually said it.

That I said the lie. There's a phrase for that. I can't remember what it's called. Pathological lie. No, no, no, no. It's something else. When you've told a lie so much that you believe is real. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I had to like remind myself like, no, no, no, no, that was this thing that you were embarrassed of. And that how crazy is that? I know I'm making a bigger deal about this, but like it just kind of was profound. As like a kid, I was like, whoa. What's your greatest lie you told and people believed? Probably did I'm an earthling. I hate you. Next question.

Probably did. I hate you. Next, next part. I like, you know what? I had a real lie. I thought I was a werewolf. I did that. I've done that too, but I'm a mistake. But that you could breathe underwater. A mermaid, too. I don't know what to tell you. Alex, what was your greatest lie? On my planet, we do a lot of different things. I've said this so much that I believe it, that I'm five, ten and a half. I thought you might say that you're straight. So what are you?

You just 5.10? Yeah. No, probably 5.9 and a half. Okay. Why do you lie about the extra inch? I don't know. It just makes you feel better. Jesus Christ.

W.W. says, when did you figure out you were on the right path? This is a great question. When did you figure out you were on the right path, Shokes? I'm going to be honest, bro. I think I can't remember a time where I, yeah, I can't remember a time where I wasn't locked in. It was about different things, but I was, maybe like when I lived in Spain, I like, I did a year abroad in Spain and like I really enjoyed it, but I didn't do anything.

Like worked at an advertising agency, but like an internship kind of like, and I was like just smoking fucking weed and like just drinking. It was the most fun time of my life, but there was a part of me that was like, you got to get after it. But after that, I was pretty locked in. Like, this is what I want to do or this is what I'm passionate about. I'm going to find a way to make a living at it and, you know, create authentically. And I've been really fortunate that, yeah, yeah.

Same. I'm not even going to sit here and tell y'all, no lie. Like, I knew I was on the right path the moment I discovered this thing called radio. Yeah. In 1998, when I started as an intern, when I got on the air in 1999, I knew I was on the right path from that moment on. And, you know, through all the ups and downs, and it really, really was no downs. It's just life, right? So it's like, you know, you're working at one radio station, you get five.

You're working at another race station, you get five. I had four, five. Throughout that whole period, I figured out I was on the right path. And you really realize how great of a path it is when you write a book. And you really have to reflect on it. You really reflect on it. And so, you know, I wrote a great book.

And I used to always say that when things would happen. I'm like, this is this another chapter in the book. There's another chapter in the book. Another chapter in the book. That book became a New York Times bestseller called Black Privilege. You know what I'm saying? And then it's just like even times when even I was still on the right path, but I knew that I had to, you know, do things to stay focused,

like go to therapy, you know, like get my physical health in check, right? Like, when I started really, really, really leaning into mindfulness and, like, being a better person and, like, doing the work on myself, that, too, was me still being on the right path. Like, nobody, this is the thing about paths. This is because it's the right path, don't mean it's not going to be obstacles. Don't mean it's not going to be hurdles. Like, there's going to be detours.

Like, and they're, like, and they're, You have to, I call them divine detours. If you have to make that right or make that left or go over or wait a minute and tell the fucking deer across the road, whatever it is, you're still on the right path. Yeah. You know? So it's just like, yo, I've been on the right path since 1990, probably 1978 when I came out to the womb because it's all part of the plan, right? I think it's like just the path, for me, the past is finding the passion. And you can have different passions and do those different things.

But as long as you're doing the thing you're passionate about, I think you're on the right. path. I mean, if you're passing about drugs, I don't know if that's like the right path. But that might be your path, though. Yeah, you should be a drug addict. Like, seriously, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we act like that's like, we don't know, how do we know it's somebody's destiny to be a crack, yeah? They say destiny's not a matter of chance. It's a matter of choice. That's true. So, whatever choice you made is your destiny. If you chose to do it, yeah, that's your destiny. Yeah, that's good. So if you chose to go smoke some rock and you become addicted to crack and, you know, you're stuck in dick between. And, you know, you're

for a good majority of your life, that was the path. Great point. Now, you're either going getting honest with yourself and clean yourself up, are you going to die lying? That's a good point.

You know what I mean? Yeah. New book, in stores. March 21st. May 21st, actually. May 21st. Yeah, but yeah, I like that question.

When did you figure out you on the right path? I've been on the right path for a long time. You never got discouraged? It doesn't mean you can't get discouraged. But I'm asking. Do you get discouraged in traffic?

I'm asking you, though. I know, but I'm asking, do you get discouraged in traffic? In traffic? Yes, when you're driving and you're trying to get somewhere, when you're trying to get somewhere and traffic comes, you don't, ah, fuck. I can't wait until this traffic gets out the way. Like, you're blowing the horn for no reason.

You're putting on your favorite music. You're doing things to help you get by. But you keep driving. While you're in traffic, but you keep fucking driving. Yep. Keep driving. Yes, 100%. Um, thoughts on the rock selling shampoo hair products.

He does? Ain't no way. I have to look it up. There's no way. Depends what it's for. There's no way. Rocky, I love you, dog. For people like Charlotte?

Oh, shit, I was right about that thing. In Zoom 6458 said Drew was right. Tokyo is Cucci's assistant in Drake's chin her a Chanel bag. Yeah, he does. I knew I was right about that bar. The bar was too pedestrian for Drake, Especially in the beginning of a song, like that bar like,

I'm out in Tokyo because I'm big in Japan, is like, if it's not double entendre, it's a bar from like a whack rapper in like a corny song. It has to be double entendre. It was like the second bar of a song.

You don't put something there that doesn't have extra meaning that early because it's eye roll. Yeah. I knew there was heat there. Well, shout out to that goddamn waffle-colored war. Lock.

Ball Dwayne the Rock Johnson launches shampoo line. Your scalp. Your scalp needs a little moisture. Your scalp needs a little moisture. Let's answer one more, Taylor. You've got to get up out of here. Make it a good one. With Charlotte,

let's do this one. Hold on. With Charlotte, oh, let's do those last two, right? The AI one and the one before that. Would Charlotte ever open stand-up for shows even as just for one night? No. No Q underscore Booker. I respect the stage, okay? You know, first of all, you've got to be a psychopath to go out there

in front of 20,000 people by yourself with the expectation to make these people laugh. I'm not that level of psychopaths. Like these guys, shows as a psychopaths. Duval's a psychopath. You know what I'm saying? Jess is a psychopath. Bill Burr's psych.

You're psychopath. Kevin Hart is a fucking psychopath. I'm going to walk out on this stage in leather pants and talk to this audience of 30,000 people and they're supposed to laugh at me the audacity of you motherfuckers.

Nah, I'm gonna sit my ass down on that radio every morning, okay, and do what I do. All right? No. Save that for the professional. G.D. Keaton, using AI to bring back comedians to do a set

on today's current world. Great question. What do you think, Shorts? AI just ain't there yet, man. It's ain't there yet. I don't even know if it will get there. Comedy, I think it can get there for, like, the word problem jokes. Like, it can probably do that, but I don't know.

What's a word problem, Joe? Like, a joke that, um, it's like a clever misdirect, but it's really just kind of like a math problem. Gotcha, got you, got you, got you. And I think that AI can probably learn the math problems. What it can't learn is, like, the emotional connection and a joke. There's certain jokes that are just, like, You're just so emotionally connected to that moment or this story is just so awkward, like, and uncomfortable. And I don't know if AI can even learn that.

Yeah. So, or maybe it can one day. But, again, I think that will take a lot longer. I think AI is only going to trick people who want to believe anyway. Ooh, okay. Meaning, like, you can listen to a lot of AI stuff and you can tell, like, all right, that sounds very robotic. That don't sound. Like, when I heard push-ups for the first time, immediately, my mind, like, oh, that guy, that's,

AI just because of the way it got released. But then I'm listening and I'm like, no, I can't. I don't think this is AI, y'all. Like I'm like, I'm really, my mom, like, I don't think this is AI. So you can hear it. Yeah, right? And I think AI is only going to really truly work on people who already want to believe something about someone.

Yeah. If you already have a narrative about somebody in your mind or if you already think somebody saying some fucked up shit or you want some confirmation that a person that said some fucked up shit, AI is going to get you every motherfucking time because you wanted to get you. And you're going to convince you, you're going to tell other people, listen to the shit. No, that's him, that's him. And that person probably going to believe you just because of the way you're selling the shit. But if we all just

used a little bit of discernment and sat back and listened, we know the difference between humans and robots, at least for now. For now. For now. I agree with you. 100%. Now, by October, I don't know. By October, right before the election, I don't. Oh, it's gone. Oh, shout out to juror number five in the Trump trial. What do you do? She's a teacher. It's a woman. She's a black woman.

teacher from Harlem who told them that she gets her, she doesn't listen to the news, she doesn't care for the news, she avoids political conversations, and when she does get her news, she gets her from TikTok and Google, and she said she also listens to inspirational podcast and the Breakfast Club. That is, that was news. Jesse Waters had it up and Jesse Waters said, Charlemagne listener. I don't know what that had, well, I do know what to have to do it now because when McCarrey was explaining to me because he's a lawyer but it's some type of, I forgot what the

fancy word for it is, but it's like they ask you all of these different things and I guess you got to tell them what type of media and stuff that you consume because they want to see if you can be objective. Right. If these things you consume will cause you to be biased in any way

or could sway you in any way. So salute to juror number five. And they felt like that wasn't enough to sway you? I guess. I mean, that's cool that you, that consuming you, that you're objective enough where she could potentially be objective. But one of the people on it literally says they get their news from true social and she made the jury. Who gets to choose the jury? Is it the defense? Both. Uh, that both sides have to agree. Yeah. So, and then I think they, I think you get 10 like, uh, automatic, like,

if I say no to this person, they have to take them off. God. And then once you use up your turn, you can't do it. And that's how you get a true. So, yeah. Got it. Oh, what an interesting process. Yeah. All right. I think we did it, guys. As always, if you listen to this podcast,

you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple of idiots and don't know shit, you're right, too.

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