The Brilliant Idiots - Department of Idiot Efficiency

Episode Date: December 6, 2024

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots Podcast, hosts Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schultz discuss Kendrick Lamar's new album and the controversy surrounding it, the role of race in comedy, and the implications of freedom of speech.The conversation delves into the dynamics of comedy, respect for women, and the consequences of jokes, particularly in the context of race and gender. The hosts also reflect on their experiences and the reactions to their comedic styles. They also explore the dynamics of artistic resurgence and the ongoing legal battle between Drake and Kendrick, highlighting the emotional stakes involved in their feud. ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We are the brilliant idiot's podcast. Has the Kyle Walker. Yo. My niece Nail is here, young Naila. Man, it's been a, how long? We've been gone a week, right? We took a week off for Thanksgiving. Took a week off for Thanksgiving.

And everything motherfucking happened. A lot of things happened. Like, everything. A lot of things. I got my first Billboard hit. You got your first Billboard hit? I got my first Billboard hit. Where did Whacked Out Murrow's debut?

I know Kendrick had a top seven out of ten. Taylor, why do you look so sad? Hey, they're so upset. Oh, I'm not sad. Because he said my name, too. Master! Where did you, do Whack Dom Niro's making it into Tom Tid? It had to.

That's the first record. Yeah, that's the record always trends. That squabble up. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. I'm sorry, sorry. Squabble up is number one. You said something that I was unaware of.

You're saying the first song on the album is my song? I didn't say it is. Oh, yeah. Hold on. You're saying you opened the song with Shultzzi? The first song of the album got Shultzzi. It didn't you? This is crazy.

I didn't know. I didn't know I got it like that. It's squabble up, TV off, Luther, and Wacked out Murals. Whacked up with what number? Took third. Wait, that's the order? I mean, no, took fourth. I'm sorry.

Oh, he got the top five songs on billboard. I'm actually shocked. I'm shocked at that order. That's what we call the Sheltie effect, Naila. You never experienced a salty of it. He didn't say your name. Shout out to my boy, Kenny. He didn't say your name.

Shout out to my boy Kung Fu Kenny. Okay. We did it. Let's, let's talk about this. You are many. Let's talk about this. This is what happens when Ebony and Ivory come together. Honestly, I don't think there's a bit of a song about Ebony and Ivory

this good since Michael Jackson and the Beatles got. No. I don't think this is the next Ebony and Ivory. Hey, how about this? Talk that shit. I don't think you was talking about you. He better not be. He better not be.

Listen, that's what I thought. That's what I thought. I don't think you were talking about it. The Internet felt differently. I said it can't be me. Well, no, the Internet didn't just say you. Who did the Internet say? The first white dog that got hit in hollied.

Who? Was Gary Owen? First of all, let's take the bar. Yes, he was. No, he was the first person to jump out. Can we just be honest, though? Can we just know? I'm just talking about pure physics, right?

If Kendrick was like, yo, let's squabble up. And I wanted, and I wanted to just put him on my lap, and I just wanted to feed him a bottle. Exactly. Now, not his people, his people, his gay affiliates, all that. They could fuck me up. I'm not a tough guy. But just me and Kendrick in a room together.

Just having a discussion. He's a 20-degree black belt shows. I know, but once that kung fu goes out the window, what is it? It's jujitsu. I know, damn it. It was almost perfect. It was almost perfect. Somebody out there was like, I knew it.

I knew it was a monster. Taylor, you don't like to play the song, Dale. I'm just saying. Let's hear the bar. I don't think this was about Andrew. Listen, I told people it can't be about me. But when the song went number four, I was like, it got it. Why you acting like you don't know why people think about show?

What are you talking about? What are you talking about? It's not like every blonde talks about it. It's not like it's the biggest story that came out from the album. It's not like I gave him probably 200,000 listens. It's not like I gave him a number one Billboard hit. You're welcome. I just say it.

Listen, listen, say I never did something nice for Oakland. How you did it if he didn't name you. Who's? Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We were talking about that before the pod started. The fact that he didn't name Shultz, but everybody assumed it was Shultz is for two reasons.

Do you ever make jokes about black women? I make jokes about black women, yeah. Really? I never heard him. I can see him. I can see why you haven't heard him because I usually do on this podcast

called Brilliant Idiots Most a week in the last 10 years. I've never heard of it. I've been on this podcast for the last 10 years to a little girl over there named Taylor made it. Oh, God. My other girl, my other girl, listen, listen, the reality is the fact that me and Taylor are mentioned in this album. Thank you. And we're still coming to work is crazy.

We don't need to do this right now. We're famous. Ketzo! Never let a black woman make jokes about white comedians. That's law. What? What? Like, shut up, you know.

You don't remember when she made me cry almost once talking about my sperm? Taylor? Andrew. Andrew. What I tell you something? Let me tell you something, though. I could run faster than your sperm, though.

So we're like. Damn. What's a lot of that? He's a comedian. That is funny. That's funny. That is funny. That is funny.

You got to not. That country had nuclear weapons. I did not. Oh, my God. Yeah. That was hilarious. Listen, jealous and my sperm swim like Lizzo and a rip time. God, damn.

South Park did a whole episode about Lizzo. Hold on. You're saying South Park did an episode about Lizzo. Wait, but isn't, isn't Kendrick Lamar doing a comedy with South Park creators? Yes. Wait a minute, hold on. I'm back in the spring. But do the laws not apply to Kung Fu Kenny?

Because their white comedians making fun of black women. Tell me how I don't really know what's going on. I haven't really heard of it. Yo, I haven't really heard of it. Show them it. Show him it. What's happened in this world? I haven't really heard about it.

Oh my God. Well, I'm not listening. Apparently, rappers. Tell me where it began. All right, rappers started telling comedians that they need to be more respectful of women. Okay, okay. Let's listen to what. Something that none of us thought would happen in history.

Let's listen to one. You know what did he say? What are you talking about? What did he say it after years? What? That the comedians are too disrespectful. that everybody should just be more respectful. I like everybody.

What about common? Common seems like a good one. Yeah, sure. What? He's not a good guy? No, we could do comment. All I'm saying, it's not a taboo subject. Like, we shouldn't be shocked that he said it.

Said what? Where's the line? Say it. You just want the line of it? Because I don't think we could play this song. Get the line. Oh, you want to play this song? I don't think we can.

Okay, well, listen. No, don't play it. I'll wrap it. I'll wrap it. I'll wrap it. Let me wrap my line. Can I have my moment? Can I have mine?

I need a number on the album. I can't have mine. What was the South Park? I didn't hear it. No, what he just said, like, oh, but he could do a show with South Park. So the guys that created South Park are two white guys and they've made jokes about black women. What they make jokes about everybody?

Oh my God, hold on. What did you say? They do have a character. What is you saying? What's the character, the black character? Tolkien. Tolkien. And they do make jokes, like they did earlier this year,

they did do the episode about Lizzo. They do make jokes about everybody. Everybody gets it on South Park. And see, that is what that's what's what's the story. I don't know who you're talking about. I don't really know what's going on. Well, if, if, if. I don't know.

Everybody gets these jokes. Okay, that I know. Everybody. Mustard gets it. Mayo gets it. Okay. Duck sauce gets it. Okay.

Curry gets it. Curry gets it. Oh, you're talking about the season. Yeah. I didn't know if you're talking about Steph. Indian. I'm talking about Indians. That's Indians.

We're doing it for each group of people. Everybody get these jokes. That's the rule. Taylor, what's the line? Kendra got specific laws. First three. Kendra got to protect women from comedians as long he's got an album coming out.

The last first. Kendra's got to stand up for you later. He's the last first. As long as he could profit from it. He got to stand up for you ladies. Stop it. Make it bigger, Paul? It said, uh...

Can I just tell you the line? I have it memorized. That's right there. Right there. He was something to shit about you and you, too. Oh, shit. I don't know what he's talking about. I don't know.

I love when you say that. Oh, what I'm here? Y'all need to do a meter of how many times this is a good thing. I don't know what's going on. I'm in it? Hold on. So is that the, is that what everybody's talking about?

Grab on your name on there. Why y'all surprised? Like, I'm not clout. Okay, so click on one. If you want a number one hit, you talk about me. If you want your YouTube clips to go wild, you talk about me. No, I'm the Tesseract. Click on a while. I'm the source.

Andrew. I want it here. I haven't heard this before. All right, let me hear it. But you guys say the line. Do you want me to say it? Yeah, the line is a... I'll say it.

Let Andrew say it. Let me say it, but you're giving me permission. This is his song. You're giving me permission to say the line. No, he's not. It says, don't let no white comedian talk about no black woman. That's law. Now, can I just say something right here?

Technically, grammatically speaking, he's saying, tell white comedians to talk about black women. No, he's not. What? Gramatically speaking. How do you know that's not about man right? Who just had a face change? No, what?

He just had a face transplant. Stop it. Stop it. He did? Somebody looked at a. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.

He said it was because he said, he said it's not a face transplant. He just hit puberty lit or some shit like that. Really? I just saw, I literally just saw this, but I'm not making this up. Listen, I hope, I hope it is. How does we know it's not Gary on? Gary said it. Gary said, Gary said it's him.

Listen, I hope it's about both of them. I hope it's about both of them. I hope it's about both. both. That is... He always looked like that, though. That is Ellen to Jake Paul. That's who that is. Who is Matt Frank? Now, right, what did you do to Charlemagne, man? Yeah. What you do to Charleney? What the hell? That's what it said.

What did you do? Look, yeah. That headline. That's right. No surgery. I just... No, calling him Ellen to Jake Paul is crazy. He don't look like Ellen and Jake Paul. Insane things I've ever seen. No, that was pretty accurate, though. He looked like Helen and Jenner. I don't want accurate.

radio hosts talk about white comedians, Joe. Black radio hosts cannot talk about white comedians. May yo! Why is he? Me yo! I'm sick and tired of it. Taylor, you and I don't need to be fraternizing with these people that aren't making songs number one, constantly.

Giving people number one album. I don't even ask for a check. I don't ask for nothing. Can we play some C-steps? Yeah, we played a clip because I've never heard this before. That's all I want to learn some C-steps. Yeah. What's the clip?

I've never heard. I want to know why people think this is Andrew So. You're saying the song or you're saying the part of why they think it's about him? Why they think it's Andrew Shultz? So you want to play this for it? Yeah, why did they get? Wait a minute, wait a minute, where is this video from first? I'm fragrant.

Flavit. Yes. Oh. You want everybody know. I don't flakeet. I don't know. Oh, okay. All right.

Hey, Shabbe is so good. That's all right. I didn't know what's going on. He's really cooking out the whole time. I don't understand. And it's Blazers. Who else is on this? Okay, so who is, okay, it's Andrew.

Don't let no white comedian talk about no black woman. Who are the other guys that's on you? Who are the same with you guys? Al-Qas sing. Alex, you're on the show. I know propaganda work for them and fuck whoever. So who are those close to them? Yo, who's close to him right now?

You! Listen, are those... We'll get to that. But are those... You know, Adela. Nah. Listen, no. He just said that to a black woman?

He just said that to a black woman. Oh, my gosh. Who are those guys up there with you? Are those the two guys that... Say the words. Honestly. Was working with and... What?

Who are the two people that you're on there with? That's true. I'm asking serious questions and y'all are being funny. I don't think those are the... You interviewed. I interviews the guys that... That said Jesse Smoletta. Really?

I did interview him. I did interview. That's not who it is for real, right? That is. Those are the guys that set up Justi Smolet. It is. No, it's not. Wow.

They are podcasters from the UK. They also do. Everybody got podcasts. Okay. Thanks to WTF. Thanks to fucking Alex Media. Everybody got podcasts. That's the Jesse Smalley podcast.

The question is, was Andrew being racist here? I've never seen this clip. Let's flip. The culture. Yeah. So you'll see a guy who's had a black girlfriend. All of a sudden he's got Buzzcut, like, clean, chafer.

No. Yeah, they're like that. They shaved their hair because they start losing it. Because they're so stressed being around this black girl complaining about shit all the fucking time. That's why they got to shave their hair. They grow a beard because there's more cushion when they get slapped the fuck out. That's cool. I was really.

I think the black girlfriend effect, hmm. It might be a protective instinct, bro. You think? Yeah. Do you guys, do you guys have you ever had black black? girlfriends? Yeah. Do you have you read white girls? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay. What's your favorite? Keep playing. Keep playing. We love them all. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We love the more. Yeah. We love the most. Yeah. I mean,

yeah. Yeah, who can't. Hey, let me get a U.S. translation. Kendrick fan. Hold on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I've never seen this before. Well, at the very, very end, he says, Kendrick fans, get them. Oh, I didn't know you said that. Oh, my little rascals hurt? No, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I didn't know my little rascals.

Stop. Stop with the-stop. Stop with the black jokes. That's not funny. My little rascals hurt. The black jokes. That's a black joke? I said the lap jokes.

He keeps. I'm like hearing little kids. They're on my lap. Oh, listen. This is my little kid. I've never heard. I've never heard this clip. Right?

I've never heard this clip. But I can't believe. Listen, I can't believe that y'all have heard this clip before and just realizing him saying Kendrick's name is probably the reason Kendrick said what he said on the record. I've never heard this clip. I never heard you say Kendrick at the end. You've never heard. I didn't hear him.

Really? No, he's definitely he said that. I was talking about different Kendrick. I was talking about Kendrick Perkins. Why did the clip? I never seen the clip. Why would he assume I'm talking about him? Now, I've never seen the clip, but you go, Kendrick fans.

Kendrick fans. Kendrick Perkins, the NBA The Great Center to Play. Why does everybody assume it's always about them? Oh. That's the craziest thing. So hold on.

I'm talking about a completely different Kendrick. No, you're nice. No, you're nice. He didn't mean this album so he can have a number one album. Swear on your daughter. I swear on my daughter.

I said, I was saying, that's my daughter. Lord have a baby. I said, you know, I'm talking about kids. I'm talking about cancer. I'm talking about Crandtick. No, no, no, no.

Look at me. Cranjerk Lamarst, where on your daughter? I don't know who Cranjerk Marr's. I don't know who that is. I know who Cranjerkramar's. I don't even like how you add an extra R's network. You're so stupid. I don't like that.

I listen. I am obviously biased in this situation. Mm-hmm. Towards black women. But listen to me. I want to, why are you looking for you? I'm listening. I'm on your side.

Listening. Teller, tell you're a star. You don't got to put up. But. But you don't got to put up. But. Yo, we're in the number one album, Taylor. Me and you.

So I want to ask the black woman in the room, because I'm not the person to ask about this because I don't get easily offended. Is that offensive? If I didn't know. Because it sounds to me. Taylor just played a video on herself talking. That was Chris.

Taylor, that was one of crazy to think. You were about to start talking. And then you were like, nah, she said, she said, cut my mic, cut my mic. Because to me, this is what it sounded like. It sounded like you were making jokes about black men. Well, yeah, I was making fun of those two guys. They were clearly pretending.

And I could see what people say you might have been reinforcing the stereotype of, uh... Yes, black women being angry. But the jokes were to black men. I didn't even know that was a stereotype. Andrew. I just thought you were angry. I didn't know that was like a...

Oh, black woman thing. I just thought it, I just thought it was a you-to-me thing. And I thought that's how you show love. You brought pie for me. Did you not? Did you not? Oh, Lord. Not the pie.

Did I not know that the pie was coming into that? I bought for everybody. In celebration that Kendrick Lamar dropping. That's what I'm talking about. I'm celebrating too. How many pies have you bought today? Hello. Hey, my computer, yo.

No, no. The joke, I hate explaining, I don't even want to explain it. Don't explain it. Don't explain it. I don't want you to explain it. I'm not even joking. But I think that jokes don't need to be explained. Why? Because it's a joke.

No, no, but look at this. You're a joke. You're not a black woman, so you're not going to get offense to it. But it's still a joke. But the joke. I'm a freedom of speech person. The same way I think Kendrick has the right to say whatever he wants on his records. Yes.

I think comedians have the right to say whatever they want on stage. Now, you're not free from the consequences of whatever you say, whatever those things are. And you're not free from people being offended. by him, but I will always be here for everybody's right and say whatever the fuck it is they want to support. I think that's fine, but he wasn't on stage. He's on a podcast, so it's conversational. So out of context, if you aren't familiar with his style, that should definitely be a if I'm being, if I'm being honest with you, I totally agree. Somebody who doesn't know who I am and they're just seeing a guy on a podcast that they might not even know as a comedy podcast.

A white guy. Especially a white guy on a podcast. Now, now if it's a white guy with a bunch of white people, I would be like, oh, this is really fucked up. I think it's the white guy. they're with two black guys. But it's because they maga. Exactly. Three. Aren't they maga? Oh, Jesse made that up.

No, Jesse made that up. Oh, okay. Because, yeah, they're not. They're not. They're from Nigeria. They actually... But it doesn't help that two black guys are there and I'm in defending. Three black guys.

Alex is black guys. You don't see that. You don't see that. It's really interesting. That you don't see that. And I've had enough. I've had enough of black men going through this, not being seen, not being able to hold... Well, he's not to have Spanish.

Okay? He's half a beard. He's a fire in gravity. He's half spinning. He's not fool. No offense. I'm just saying. Wow.

I'm just saying. I mean, Alex, I'm beyond what you, she called you the N-word. Yeah. That's what I heard. A black woman telling a black man that they're not cool, that's like, whoa. Wait, wait, she isn't. What? No, she's not.

She said, he said. Alex don't know. He's not. What you say? What do you say? I literally say he's half black. That's it. Oh, what the fuck I heard that from?

No. Don't get comfortable with that word. There's white people here. I'm not talking to you. I hate that. We can't talk like that around these crackers. I'm telling you, they're gonna get too comfy. You start talking like that around these crackers

and they start making jokes. They try to make people laugh. What else they try to write someone's day? But you didn't make it any better. No, go back. Strong down. It's a joke on a comedy. Don't let no white comedians talk about no black woman

that's law. This looks like a joke. Oh God, Taylor. We're all laughing. The line. We're all laughing at it. Everybody in the room is laughing at the cell. No, them niggas look awkward and didn't know what they say.

Like, uh, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back and see if they're not laughing. This is the last part. The reason why are- those guys? I'm going to tell you who they are. This is crazy. But you have to.

Why is it crazy? I'm just the first I'm hearing about India. You have to believe me when I tell you. Okay. Oh, God. It just sound like a lie already. I know. Why does it got to be a lie?

It's not a lie. I'm sorry. I don't want you to make a- Realistic podcast. Yes. I don't want you to make a joke about me, so I'm going to be quick. I'm not, I would never make a joke about a black woman. That is so funny.

No, I'm gonna tell you why that's so funny. That's what's going to, listen, that's going to be happening to Andrew for the rest of his life now. Black women come around with, I don't want you to make a joke about me. That's like, that's like, that's like a, that's like Karenish. It is Karenish, yo. It is. It is.

Oh, cute Karen is. It's definitely a real person now. Don't make a joke about me, Drew. If you're a black woman, I don't want you to make a joke about it. I don't want you to make a joke about me, but she's not the Karen. The Karen is the person calling it out. Nah, I don't think it's... Bro, stop it. If you were with your group...

You called him out first. I wasn't talking about that Kendry. Yes, you were. Stop. I was talking about Kendrick. He's standing up his fans. You called him out first. I think, I don't think Kendrick does this line if you don't say his name in this,

in this viral clip. Yes. Hey, man, let me think about that. So you think it. got to him. So you think he watches Flagher? You think he's a fan? He saw that clip. And do you think he was hurt that one of his favorite comedians said something about his fame?

Kendrick does have a great sense of humor. That is a fact. He has a great sense of humor. No, he does. He has a great sense of humor. That's why he's doing the show with the creators of Southwest. No, they have a great sense of humor. No. That's why he hired them. He has a great sense of humor. Listen, the guy who... Euphoria is hilarious. The guy who...

The guy who does... Not like us. It's hilarious. He's a funny-ass record. What do you say? The sexy red line? When I see you with sexy red, I think you see too bad. That's funny. I think you got real competition.

You might pop a ass with him. He's a funny guy. What is it? What is it? Braves. Oh. What is the braids? About drugs.

Yeah, I don't know if it's that funny. Yeah, shut up. You know, pedophilia is funny to y'all? Yeah, let's talk about that, though. This is a good, though. This is a good place to be. This is a good place to be. This is a good place to be, right?

Where's Kendrick? Because we're having a conversation. Put them on my shoulders for this conversation. None of us believe what we're saying, but let's talk about it. Just put them right hoistling up. We know pedophilia is not funny. But people have made so many jokes about it throughout our lifetime. Jokes are funny.

Right? No, no, no. Remember Saturday night? I can name ones, I'm not even going to go to the familiar ones that are about the R. Kelly's of the world or even drag that. Let's talk about the rock on SNL when they were all making the world scariest inventions. We can put the clip in. And what did he make? A child molesting robot on S&L.

Hi, guys. I'm, um, my name is Roy. And, uh, I, um, and for the most evil invention in the world contest, I invented a, uh, a child molesting robot. Oh, I'm sorry, I'll speak up. Uh, it's a robot that is designed to molest children. And, uh, I call it, uh, robo-chomo. You see, it's powered by solar rechargeable fuel cells, and it costs pennies to manufacture, and it can theoretically, molest twice as many children as a human molester in, quite frankly, half the time.

So do I win the contest? I think that I win. It seems like I win. Oh, my God. And everybody thought it was funny. They tell good. I mean, of course, people also got offended as well. Hold on. How old's the robot?

It's a good good aspect. I'm just saying if you just made it, it's younger than the kid. Like the kid is molesting the robot. What do we talk about right now? It's a child molested. A child is molested. He's not wrong with it. I can't stand so.

Maga! I don't like how they try to repurpose maga to muster. I don't like how they try to do that, bro. Play the clip. Look at this. Because I It's just Everybody's a hypocrite

Everybody contradicts They yourself Yes You can make jokes Where's the audio Doesn't matter Now you won't play the audio It's okay

We're going to start the audio Yeah This is the right The point is this The jokes are We appreciate jokes about everything Some people get offended People are allowed to get offended

They're allowed to get offended They're allowed to have their feelings hurt All these things are allowed to happen But we're allowed to make jokes And in my opinion everyone gets these jokes I've traveled around

the entire world Making fun of people And they come out specifically To my shows every different race, religion, culture to be made fun of. Right. So this idea that, like, there's a one single protected group. In my opinion, once there's a protected group,

it either means we think more or less of that group than everybody else. And once one is protected, now jokes become racist. Because now it means either you think less of everyone else so you can make fun of them, or you think less of that group so you don't make fun of them. And I don't feel that way. So everybody gets a jokes, every topic gets the jokes. and I'll stand on that until the day I die. I mean, this is what I do for a living.

And I think it's corny when people try to police jokes in the pseudo protection of women when you've done songs with people who have beat the shit out of women. So it's like, are you protecting women? Oh, hold on now. Exactly.

That's a very alleged. Okay. No, it's not. How is it not alleged? Drake? Drake. What? Because Drake's edit?

No, Dr. Drake. Oh. Oh. You got Drake coming out of the stage. You got Chris Brown. Like, come on. Like, what I don't like is when we're going to draw a line, like, when you are protecting. And also, you just protecting women from white comedians jokes.

Hey, black comedians, say whatever you want about black women. That's totally fine with me. But white comedians, I'll protect you from that. Oh, what a noble. Well, he had to put white on it because you said Kendrick fans go. No, he had to put white on it because that's what gets the views. That's what creates. That's what gets the views.

No, that's not what. No, I mean, there is something to that because, I mean, it did create a conversation immediately. It created a conversation immediately. This is my only thing with all of this stuff, right? The biggest combo that came out of this album drop, outside of people really enjoying the music, and there are some fucking great stuff. Like, I'm not going to lie, I'm not going to be a hater. There's some fucking awesome songs on it. Like, I've listened to it.

This isn't the biggest conversation that came from the album. Maybe on your time line. No. What's the bigger one? The little wane line. A lot of stuff. Yeah, the little waning stuff. Yeah.

I'm just telling you, no. A lot of stuff. I'm just telling you know. The reincarnated conversation. What's the reincarnated? He. Oh, that was fantastic. He did, uh, he did past life regression therapy.

Okay. And he did a whole soccer. I can't wait. He did a whole. He did a whole. He did a whole. He did a whole song. I kicked right off my lap.

I go, you sit right there. Sit down. It's good. You know. I know. I know. I love you. I hope he does.

Play with your fucking toys. You have to stop. Why I have to stop. You can stop. What is he going to do for a little? If I want to make out what are you going to do? Tell me, be honest. You have a daughter.

Why are you talking about making out with a nigger? Because sometimes you got to do what you got to do for your family. Oh, so you agree that he was a nigga. You got to do what you're going to do. Hold on. Teller just fucked my mind up. Hold on. You got a daughter.

Why are you making out with a nigger? Yeah. Why are you talking about making out? Yeah, you have a whole wife. Gay people have kids too? You're absolutely right. Are you very? Well, who's gay in this situation?

You were. He's the one making back out with me. I'm doing it as a threat. There's the thing. I don't have a problem with it. In passion. And I'm going to tell you why I don't have a problem with none of them. Because Kendrick can say what he wants.

No, you're right. I'm not saying. And he can't control how Shultz responds. Exactly. Control how Kendrick responds. If Kendiary responds again, that's just the way to respond again. He's not going to respond again because he didn't question your name. Exactly.

He knows better. But he should say that he wasn't talking about me. That's not worth. No, you're not worth defense. What if we end up in a road with me? He's not worth dimension. And I put his feet in there. He's saying you're not worth dimension.

That's what he's saying. You went him to slap this shit out. How is he going to do that? Who sold this? Why not? They're going to fuck you up. Stop. No, no, no.

I believe his team will fuck me up. Like, stop. I believe his people will fuck me up. I believe I am not a tough guy. I think Kendrick will wash him. I know. He's a 20s-degree black belt. So, listen, all right.

There's still weight classes, Joe. So, why? Kendrick would definitely wash you out. No. He dissed you in the song too. He's invoking violence. He says, He's on everybody on me.

Violence on a black man and another black man. But did he invoke any violence on a white man? Taylor said he's not a black man. He can only say nigg. Shalemi said that. He said, don't let no white comedian talk about no black woman. That's law. I know Alex media work for them.

I love how you run it from his smoke, Charlie. You know he's talking about you too, but you're running. You is wrong. Running scared, boys. Why would he be talking about me? Well, I wasn't on the couch with him and the two guys. I said I'm Jesse Smolet. You've been next to this guy for over 10 years.

That was good. I like how you made it very clear that you were not on. Hey, Charlemagne. Here's my thing. I agree that if you're a comedian, you have, I don't want to say license because that's not the right word, but you have the license to make jokes about any and everybody. Since when do we police comedians?

And by the way, if you don't like the jokes, you have every right to say it. You can rap about it, you can protest about it, you can be offended, you can tweet about it, you can do all of that shit. If Andrew was a person who only was constantly making jokes about one group of people, it would be different. Don't get wrong. There are people who call themselves comedians that oftentimes use it as a smokescreen to just say some really fucked up dumb, shitty jokes that are probably racist or hateful. Yeah. And that sucks and that's just bad comedy.

But if you're being honest, like if we're all sitting here being honest and anybody even online that knows, anything about me as being honest, you don't believe that. Your equal opportunities. Exactly. It's like you've seen me make fun of everybody. And not only do I make fun of everybody, I'm going to your house to do it. Do you know what I mean? Like, what did they don't believe about you?

What's that? What are you saying? Like, they don't believe what? Did I have sex with Kendrick if you want to. I mean, shut the fuck up. Yeah, he's going to get set up. Hey, because what he's doing is he's flurring. He's doing, it's called, uh, what is it?

What are those pickup guy guys? Say it again? Because I don't want to say it on this podcast. Negging. Okay, yeah. And it's like he's trying to like insult me to make me attracted to him. It's like, yo, it's working and you might get it. Why do you think he's gay?

You might get it. You might get it. Why? He might get it. Well, I think two things can be true at the same time. You guys are all entitled to say what you want in regards to being offended or liking or not liking. But you got to deal with the consequences. You got to deal with the consequences. And it turns me on.

All right. So that's just what it's going to be. It's what it's going to be. And this is why you shouldn't joke with white comedians. No, don't joke with it. Just the type of shit they're going to do. It's not white community. It's all-a-competitive.

It's really all committed. They're going to make a joke at it anything. But that's their job. That's their exact. Like, how you upset? That's all I'm saying. I'm not upset. He wasn't talking about me.

He wasn't talking about me. Well, he didn't say your name, but he's This is hard for me to process, because I've never heard about any of this shit until the moment. I hate it. I didn't hear about any of this. I didn't even.

When I heard the song, I didn't even. I didn't even. I didn't even. I didn't even think Andrew. Play my song. They told me today. I'm worried about my special that we taped over the week

and thank you so much. Coming up on Netflix soon. How many people are going to be offended about that special? Who? Um, a decent amount. No, actually, this, you've seen it.

I've seen it. That's why I love this material because this material, whatever you think, whatever you think you're going to get from Andrew Schultz, you're not going to get. I think that's a good way.

It is very self-depriating. Yeah. In a great way. In a great way. Yeah. He made me cry. I just went through a very... See that?

And that's why he's going to win an Emmy. But I doubt it because the liberals aren't going to allow it. They probably won't, but that's okay. I'm not doing it for that. I'm not doing it for that. But it's a... Yeah. If all is fair, Andrew Sheld's once in an Emmy.

If all is fair and there's no bias, nobody's upset, you know, because of Trump being on flagrant or whatever the fuck it is, or they heard Andrew's an offensive comedian who offends everybody. If everything's fair, he wins the Emmy for this. I appreciate that. I've been saying that for once. I've seen it twice already. Thank you very much.

Yeah. And whatever. If it happens, that's great. If it doesn't happen, I'm very grateful that I even got to put it out. And, yeah, it was really cool. Work really hard. I think, I don't know, I've made fun of people around the world for my whole life. And this is a good time for them to laugh at something I went through.

And my wife went through. And, you know, I was trying to have a little baby and having some difficulty with that. So, yeah, so I think things. You should put me in it. Say again? You should put my mind. I know. You killed me. Oh, my God. When I was at my lowest moment, bro.

She's stomping for no reason. I mean, before people didn't even know your wife was pregnant. She wasn't. Yeah. Oh, she wasn't. Oh, y'all were trying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She said, I was like, yeah, I could beat you in a race. And she was like, yeah, faster in your sperm.

And that's why Kendrick said, don't let no white comedian talk about no black woman because that's what happened. That's a good. That's a good perspective. He was just like, you know, that's the smartest thing you've ever said on the podcast. That's the hell not.

It is. That is. That was a great perspective. Now that is a reason. Now, you hit me up after that line because you know that my family was going through it.

Yeah. What, the Kendrick line? No, no. Kendrick fucked up the family. After the Taylor. After the Taylor line. Oh. Yeah.

And made the house hot. I had to explain to my wife who Kendrick Lamar is. That's not true. I swear to God. Really? I swear to God, she has no clue. White people don't really know Kendrick down.

They do, though. He has such a big show. White fan base. I don't believe that. He brings them on stage to say the N-word. It's like a funny character. That's the hell of the hell of the reason. No.

It's, I'm telling you, in white circles. It's happy one time. In white circles. In white circles, it's a thing that white people talk about. They're like, yo, we got to get those characters. We get to say the word. He's going to bring us on stage. This is our.

Yo. Kendrick, you see what you did. I just would like the same. Ketka. Kendra, come over here, comb my hair, yo. Kendra, come over here. Kendra, I don't want to be a part of that shit. Kung Fu Kendi's up.

Just Kendrick. No. No, no. You gotta deal with all the PG-Lang. You got to deal with all the D-D-E. No, no, no, no, no. I am not tough. I am not tough.

No. You are not a tough guy. You guys, should I get in LA now. Stop. I'm not a tough guy. I'm just letting everybody know I'm not a tough guy. Not a tough guy, but I'll- Extortion your middle name

as soon as you hop off that plane, bitch. I'll see. Why do you call me being in the series? He called you that word that rhymes with noon. No, he didn't.

Yes, he did. He called you that. He's talking about Alex media and talking about the two twins that helped Jesse Smollett lied to the world. He might have talked about them.

Let me see, let me read it. Did anybody reach out to you and be like, hey, you know, can I just say one thing? This is why I think you're talking about Alex One thing. Just real quick, real quick, one thing. You asked me like,

yo, do you want to cut that line? Because you were looking out for me, you know, we were really going through it. And I said that, what I said to you. You said it was funny. Just tweak some of it because people didn't know your wife was. Exactly.

I remember. What is the reason? You wanted to keep the majority. I said, keep the line. Just don't let them know that we're struggling to get paid. I said, take the line out. Yeah, and I said, and I said keeping it.

But not because of you. Oh. Because of your wife. Yes. And that's what people got to realize about jokes. When you're making a joke of that magnitude, it's not really just about it. That's right.

My wife is pissed off right now. About the tail of line? No, because I've been, you know, I've been talking about maybe fornicating with Kendrick, and that's something that makes it feel uncomfortable. You don't want this love getting spread around. So what's the reason? You don't want this love gets spread around.

What's the line about Alex? Oh, he said the N-words that coon, but that's not the line. It's the N-words that's being groomed. That's a little weird. But that's why I think he's talking. about you. But that's weird.

How you get groomed? He's 40-year-old me. He's 50 years old. Hey, hey, hey. He's seven-old men. He's so close to get your nails done. He's going back to his bag of tricks. That's what he's talking about.

She gets one good one of show. She's right, though. Yeah, she's right. I think he's talking about with you with the groom thing. God, and hell. Kendrick has so many Easter eggs in a music. He did say slide on both of them. There's so many secrets in there, guys.

He said slide on both of them. Who's the both of them? You and you. Yep. Yep. He's trying to tell people. I wasn't. I didn't hear you, but you were there in spirit.

I didn't even hear about it the other day. I didn't even hear about it until the day. You just talked about it all on breakfast club. He just talked about it on all your platforms, but you didn't hear. I never talked about this because I'd never heard about it. You know what he said to me? He didn't say anything. He said, good luck at your Netflix special.

He said, I'm looking out for you. I'm praying for you. I hope it goes great. That's what he said to me. That's what a good friend says to me. You know what you said to me? Yep. We got a hit.

All right, anyway. Ever ate Captain Crunch and proceeded to pour water in it? Pulled over by the law, you're riding dirty. No, you can't argue with them. Then make it to be a star, bear your soul, and put your heart up in it. First of all, first of all, back up. Nobody got the name brand cereal and no milk. You got the bootleg cereal and no milk.

Nobody got the name brand cereal. This motherfucker is fake. He'd be making shit up. Kendrick is not fake. Nobody's parents is too broke to have milk and letting you grab the Captain Crunch. Kendrick is not fake. He's the realest.

He actually probably could only afford one. Taylor going through it right now. How? How? Because you're doing the math. No. That's a thing. Are you can only afford one?

You can afford either the main cereal or you can't afford the milk to go with it. Charlestleman. You always go with the milk. You always get the milk. Please do not let me teach you how to be broke. Wait, why would you go with the milk? Because if you go with the cereal, you can eat it like chips. It's a good snack.

Captain Crunch is a great snack. But he's been watering. You put him water in it. Yo. I know what's so crazy. One, you can do the water and the cereal or you can just do cereal separate like a ship. They'd be capping for.

That's not even capped. That's crazy. Who are we capping for? Who we cap for? Now I get Drake a little where he's like anything he says is genius. He fucked up. Yes, he did. Why didn't you believe him?

I got the Tiffany's bracelet, but I'm too poor to have my nails paint. Well, if you're rapping, though, you got to say Captain Crunch. Because you can't say you ever ate name, No name brand cereal. Like, you know what I mean? He's a pool surprise winner. He could have just said regular cereal. The Captain Crunch slaps, though.

Yeah, that's the best one. You ever ate Captain Crunch and put water in it? Time about, though. We're assuming this is about poverty. Maybe he just likes to eat Captain Crunch with water. He didn't say he has to do it. Whoever ate Captain Crunch.

And proceeded to pour water in it. Wow. Because milk ain't no good for you. You know what I'm saying? Everybody is probably lactose. If you're worried about not having milk, then you definitely shouldn't be having half a good product.

It's full of sugar. I'm still getting over you saying eat cereal like chips. It's a snack. It's the most accurate description, but I've never thought about it like that. It's a complete snack. It literally is like cereal is a complete snack.

No, of course I've eaten it plane, but I never made the analogy to chips. Bro, cereal is a snack, even if you put almond milk on it and eat it at 12 o'clock at night when you hide, it's a snack. Who eats cereal for breakfast? Children.

of people. Children. It is a good thing. What the hell? So listen. I'm so glad I could inspire this, man. So listen, as a, yeah, as a person who's just catching up on all of this, I believe in everybody's right to freedom of speech, but you're not right.

You're not, this because you got freedom of speech doesn't mean that you avoid the consequences of that speech. Are people being offended? It all comes up to territory. So. Absolutely. I just, my only advice to everybody in this. situation. If I was Andrew, I wouldn't have any black woman jokes in this special, just because

you don't want to prove people right. People are asking me like, are you going to mention Kendrick? I was like, why would I, like this, my art piece has nothing to do with him. I'm not going to put him in this thing that's going to last forever. I'm very honored that he did that with me, but I would never do that with him. Here's the thing about Kendrick, and Kendrick is having a banner year. Probably, I've been alive a long time. This is probably one of the best years I've ever seen a solo artists have in hip hop. And I know people, I keep seeing the meme, everybody saying, well, who had the best year?

Was it DMX in this year? Like I think it was DMX's first year, 50 cents first year, Snoop Dog's first year. This year's first year was crazy. But I'll tell you why this is different. I'll tell you why this is different and why it's more impressive. Because this isn't Kendrick's first year.

Okay. That new artist height, you always gonna be white. It's easy to have that white hotness when you're the new thing. I think it's a really great. But when you've been around 15 years like Kendrick has, you on your what, fifth album,

and you've done what he's done, a battle with the big dog, a battle with the guy who was at the top of the game, right? You took him out, then you deliver a stellar album. Now you got the Super Bowl coming in February. You're going to win a Grammy for Not Like Us. Then you got your show with the softball creators

coming out in the spring. The Shultz collab, crazy. This is different. Like, to me, this is the best year I've ever seen a solo artist having hip-bop. I think your argument about, like, doing it later in your, your career is much harder.

Yes. And I think that's I think that's a really great point. It's like why people give Ron the goat status now, even though I don't believe he is. I understand what I think. If you get at 40, you have to give credit. It's different. Yeah. And to have this much of a breakout, this much of a splash. Tom Brady going

to win a Super Bowl with the Bucks. No, no, you're right. Out of all the Patriots Super Bowls he won, when I think of the seven Super Bowls, I'm like, man, that Buck's win. It wasn't this big. But this kind of reminds me a little bit of, what was the Nas album. They had one mic. Thermatic. Remember when Nas dropped Stelmatic? And it was like

it's not like Nause was ever fell off, but it was like this fucking... It was a resurgent. It was a resurgent. It was like, see, that's why he's my favorite rap. It was just it felt like every song was incredible and it felt like it justified why people have been

diehard Naz fans for so long. And I feel like that maybe this is similar to that and that all the people who... Because he don't drop like that. But I tell you, Andrew's not wrong or what he's saying about his Nause comparison, but what makes the Kendrick thing even more impressive is because Kendrick has never had a moment

where he's fell off. There was a moment where that was, they were saying that was Nause's resurgence. That was his comeback, right? Kendrick has never had that. Kendrick literally comes in goals as he pleases. He fucks shit up and leave every single time. I mean, obviously we're like joking around that kind of stuff,

but in all seriousness, like, it's a phenomenal, he's put out phenomenal work. He's got five classics. Well, okay, six really. What are you talking about? Section 80,

classic. Hold on. Naila has a point. Well, I was going to say two things. One, I was going to say to the comment

about Kendrick's never falling off is that I think it just depends on if you're actually a fan because people who aren't Kendrick fans, like not every project

he makes is for everybody. What's the bad project? You remember if it's not for everybody. What's the bad project? saying it's a bad project. I'm just saying, it's not ubiquitous. It doesn't translate everywhere. It's not like, but that's every artist. Yeah, but there's certain people that have a larger bandwidth than others. And so some people would write it off. Like, oh, this isn't my type of art. Which one was that? Or it's two. People have gave negative feedback. People

like the big stuff. Which one though? Butterfly got mad. And one gram. And one grammy and I'm not saying that it's not good. And that's a class of God. I understand what she's saying, though, which is people are going to enjoy it, and his fans might really enjoy it, but they haven't had the universal success that this year has. Like, these songs are here... That's not true.

He's never had anything this big. Do you all realize? Kendrick Lamar... Kendrick Lamar... Not talking over black women. Kendrick Lamar has been... That's more! I'm with you!

Listen, listen. Kendrick Lamar has the number two highest roasting tour of any rap solo. artist ever. Nobody is taken away. Nobody is taking away. One hundred and ten million dollars it grows.

For sure. Nobody is not listening to what he's saying. Nobody is taking to a Kendrick accolades. We all like Kendrick in this room. What I'm saying is that it's just not for everybody. Sure, but nothing is for everybody. Take only for everybody as much as you want them to be. Anna.

What does it feel like to have someone listen to when I listen? You know, thank you. Do you feel seeing? I'm holding the space for you because what you say is important and I understand. And I understand. Honestly, you have to do that until you get off of a punishment from the energy. You're all a punishment on the internet? I just got to listen to black woman for three weeks.

Yeah, shut out. Three weeks. That's what I said. That's law. That's what I'm going to miss the minute. I got to sit. Anything you all got to say, y'all right. What I'm saying to that is that there's always going to be somebody out there who didn't necessarily love it.

Preach. That's a great. But everybody's going to the. Y'all. Yes, yes, Queen, yes. Yes. Serving, you are serving. You are serving.

I do think it's interesting that he's having, um, who, who, who, who? Cole is doing like an anniversary. Oh, we got on Cole! What are we talking about? You always want to make everything about Cole. You always talk about Jennifer. Who did? Who did?

Who did? I didn't say nothing about Jake. Yes, she did. Anyway, long-class-stress. You guys are racist. No. All of y'all are racist. Cole is celebrating the 10th year anniversary.

Stop talking over black women. See, this is why people think you make too many jokes about black women. She's the intestated cheese fry. She's over here. She's over here. She's over here, the chested cheese fries. What girl is like this? This girl is getting the bike world.

Okay, Nila, go ahead. What's happening? Nila, shit. Shit. All right. Cole is celebrating the 10-year anniversary of Forest Hill. No one fucking kid! No, I was joking.

I love him. And I think he's a great. guy. Okay, but at the same time, we look at somebody like Kendrick, who's announcing the tour with Siza, and it's like, damn, from people from the same era and just seeing that one has to, or one is celebrating nostalgia versus another one

who's really, like, hitting a stride, right? Well, Cole has no point. He has no, he has no, he has to celebrate nostalgia. Cole is doing, he does not have to celebrate nostalgia. Cole is doing what I told Drake to do. Yeah. Because before.

Is he dropped out? Kendrick, yes, Cole tapped out before Drake did. He doesn't have people remember that. Yes, he does. Yes, he does. Cole tapped out before Drake did. Drake tapped out. Drake was getting his ass kicked for months.

Drake shit. What I told Drake to do after not like us, since you didn't want to engage, disappear, go to Turks and Kekos, live your life for a little while and let nostalgia bring you back. He tried to do it when he dropped that 100 gigabyte shit, right? He didn't do it in a packaged way the way Cole did.

So Cole fell back and he said, you know what, I'm actually going to give y'all the packaged product that you all got to pay for, right? So you pay your $10. I'm mad about that $10, but it's fine. I paid it. You paid a $10 and now you go down memory lane with Cole

and what do you do? You think about, damn, this is why I did like Cole. Because Cole had some missteps after the battle. That freestyle, what was that record he put out? Well, he was saying he would have won if he would have engaged or some shit like that. What was that record? London, London, London, London.

What was it called? I can't remember what it was. Remember that one? I can't remember what it was called. London, London. But he put that out, and it didn't get the best reception. Yeah. So he took a step back again, and he said, you know what?

Let's recalibrate whatever the fucking word is. So we're going to put this audio scripted series out, walk people down memory lane. Then I'm going to give him more nostalgia with the Forest Hill Drive 10-year anniversary show. Now cold backing people good graces. And he could come out with the fall off next summer. We don't even want the fall off, though. Like, don't give us the, he can't, now's not the time to fall off because Kendrick is showing us that you're still in the game. That's why he got to wait until next summer.

Let the Kendrick wait. Here's the thing. Kendrick's coming out with another album. I'm sure. Intercourse. Intercourse. What? Got to have intercourse with him.

That's the only way to stop Penny. Drake, no lawsuit. Birthday suit. We're going to get to that. Get in your birthday suit. Sometimes the rap is listening to you too much. That's the thing. That's just a pretty day of being Clarivoyant.

So, Kendry had Nick. That's my name. Clarvoyant, baby. Clarivoy and Avon. You heard me? Listen, what did you say, Niala? Kendrick I have next year and Cole will have the following.

If I'm Drake and Jay Cole, I'm not doing nothing till the Kendrick wave goes away. And it's only going to go away when Kendrick's ready for it to go away. Because what's going to happen is this album's number one album in the country, seven of the top ten songs in the country of Kendrick. He's going to drop another album. The Grammys are going to come. He's going to win a Grammy for Not Like Us. He's going to do the Super Bowl.

Then he got his TV show coming with the creators the soft part. The TV show, I don't feel like, will interfere with the music world, though. But it's going to keep... It's going to still be Kendrick. It's going to be Big Kendrick everywhere. Big Kendrick every fucking thing.

Like when Euphoria dropped in between Drake's project. It still kind of kept Drake up there being talked about because he dropped the album and then Euphoria was a hit and then another hit. Then he's going on tour and he's performing in Toronto on June 12th. Which I don't agree with, by the way. Why? I don't think that he should be doing that. Why?

What is it? What's June 12th about? It's Father's Day. Oh, that's amazing. That's amazing. I love him for that. I don't know. Father's Day for Kentrick, God damn it is.

That's not a... Well, he's American. He don't give a fuck about no other holiday. I'm going there to son him on his fucking... Wait, for real? I think June 12th is his father's day. Look it up. No, that's 16th.

I love that. No, I thought he was his birthday is the 16th. That was 12th, not Father's Day. Look it up. I think June 12th is Father's Day, bro. June 14th is Flatsy. Yes, it's Father's Day. 15th, 50th.

What, Father's Day? Nah, bro. No, it's, it was on, oh, it's not June 12th. Oh, look at you putting a sauce for no reason. I like my story better. June 15th. I like my story better. June 12th is Father's Day.

All right? You know, no. Internet, don't give a fuck. June 12th is Father's Day. And King is going to perform. in Toronto on Fathers Day. The son Aubrey. But all his jokes aside, I don't think that's a good idea.

The reason I don't think it's a good idea, because Drake has proven that he is willing to let his white side flourish in ways that we can't even understand. This lawsuit, not the lawsuit, but the petition that he's filed. What is? What is? UMG proves that. We'll get to that at a second.

Okay. I wouldn't go into a country where this guy is so beloved. And they ain't got nothing to do with no street shit. He had a type of dude that, what I'm seeing that, what I'm seeing that, They'll put stuff in these guys' luggage or some shit like that, or detain them for some dumb shit. Syrup? What?

I'm just saying. Yeah, maple syrup. When you are what you are... When you're trying to smuggle all this maple syrup. You think they're going to try to have it stuck over there. Yes, when you are what you are to a city like Drake is to Toronto. Yeah. He's all in with the government.

People love him there. I don't think Kendrick could fill the stadium. That's... You're bugging. You just be saying stuff to say stuff. But I feel like they said Kendrickwood's their pride. He's been doing stadiums. He just came on.

He's the number two highest selling solo rap artist. And you're missing. And he's doing this Super Bowl. The big Sepert was a worldwide statewide stadium tour. He's doing this Super Bowl. But he's in Toronto before. Everybody's talking to the same. He said he went to the Chinese spot.

You said he did what? He went to the Chinese spot. He was talking about the third verse. Yeah. But I don't think they were beef in there. This is where. He said it in the state. He said it in the,

but in the distance. And then Kendra Gertrude was aesthetic. He wasn't there. And he's a 20-degree black belt. I already was talking to be good. I just wouldn't go. I wouldn't go to somebody's country that I've, that I've, like, listen, he's wiped his ass with Drake. This wasn't no regular ass kid.

This was, he fucked Drake up. Drake's reeling. That is a great work for it. Yeah, he's fucking Drake up, right? To the point where Drake is filing these petitions and all this shit, which is so wild. Can you explain that to me? I don't know what the. Because honestly, Drake did it well in the battle.

Like all the records were good. He just- That's what makes all of this so frustrating. All the records were good, but you're doing this is just like not honorable. You just lost. Yeah. Well, I just learned to take you out.

It's okay. What is wrong with taking an out? You lost. Fighting back in losing is still honorable. Fighting back in suing is like, oh. Oh, it's just another level. You're not doing though. He filed a petition to sue.

Do you want the court documents up? And before that, before that, let's put a court documents real quick and then we get to it. Just want to roll right now. Yeah. All right. So, so essentially. It's, it's a petition to get information so he can file a lawsuit. But I did, let's, let's read it.

Let's read it verbatim this. He's so litigious. God damn, Taylor, not the actual document. They got a real document. As I say, you with the court document. They'll be the God-dame Flitznoke. Jesus Christ, just put it. That's why I asked you want the court documents.

God, damn. There's news reports everywhere, Taylor. Just type in Drake's legal action. Look at you. This one do you want? You had to tell. You had to go. Yo, shout out to Charlotte to make the God.

Opening up. Yes. That shit touched me, bro. I hit you back on Instagram about that. I was like, man, I don't know why that hit me differently than anything else. Maybe it's like, in my mind, That's what happens when people really make it.

They start, you know, like NBA athletes that they own 250 car washes or 500 water burgers or something like that. I know it's, I don't know, but there's something about it made me go, whoa, like, he's really rich. I fell. I don't know, I don't know, yeah. I'm sorry. Where's it at? Check underneath the check. No, no, go get the, get the.

Put your hand underneath your shirt Al wants to do it The N-word that's being groomed That was a good flip That was a good flip So now I'm like, hey, it's about you? Did you think it was about you? Did it stop it in a little bit?

Come on, groom me, Alex. Oh my God Groomie, baby Alex just groomed me, y'all. Listen. Okay. All right, this is complex. Months after Drake and Kendrick Lamar,

make it big Taylor so I can read this shit, please. Thank you very much. Months after Drake and Kendrick Lamar did what? Had a squabble. On Monday, Drake initiated a petition in a Manhattan court against Universal Music Group and Spotify claiming, claiming what, Taylor, entities. claiming that entities artificially inflated

the popularity of Lamar's gaming disc track not like us, which is up for five Grammy nominations. Drake's Frozen Moments LLC is accusing UMG, which also distributes music of engaging in an illegal scheme to boost the disc track's numbers, which allegedly included bots and payola are paying radio stations to play a song

without disclosing the transaction according to variety. Drake is accusing his label of engaging in conduct designed to artificially inflate the popularity of not like us, including by licensing the song at drastically reduced rates to Spotify and using bots to generate the false impression that the song was more popular than it was in reality.

The suit is even alleging that tech giant Apple was in on the shenanigans saying on information and belief. UMG paid our approved payments to Apple Inc to have its voice-activated digital assistant Siri purposely misdirect users to not like us. What else? Get to the part. What did you say?

It instead launched the campaign to manipulate and saturate the screaming service. UMG did not rely on chance and even ordinary business practices. The petition continues and instead launched a campaign to manipulate and saturate the screaming services and airwave.

The claim carries the heavy accusation that UMG violated the RICO at. What's the one about the other one too? He talks about how they let the song go out, the song about him being called a pedophile. Because he filed two petitions. This is the first petition. But Drake told Kendrick to call him a pedophile.

That's what I don't get. Like in the earlier disc He was trying to Eminem 8 mile it He's like go for it Kendrick call say I like little girls or some shit And then Kendrick was like all right bet Yeah But so you can't you can't sue someone

I have a reason For calling you the thing that you told them to call you I just think it's whack that you're calling out a system That you have benefited from But that's why I feel like You feel like he's doing this because he really wants to Or do you feel like his hand is being forced in a way that we're That we don't know?

He said it before. His hand is not being forced. He's just emotional because he lost. Anybody that's trying to make this anything other than Drake's feelings are hurt is a ridiculous human being. And you believe every single conspiracy theory that you see online. All you just love Drake that much and you're trying to justify. Let's talk about this. Drake could win this lawsuit and it don't matter.

He still got his asses. I mean, Kendrick fucked him up. There's no taking that W away from Kendrick. in any way, shape, or form. So how does he get it back? He don't. There is no getting back. What is the one thing that he ought to just?

Nothing. Nothing. Okay. And you know what else? There's not one single thing? Nothing. Nothing that wouldn't make him a freaky-ass. He turns out of 69 God.

Okay. So that would be the worst thing for him to say, do what you got to do. Do what you got to do. Fight for your life, Greg. Drake, you know what you got to do. You want to be a 69 God? Flip them.

Flip them. And then you put them in a pile driver. What is that wrestling move? The suplex or a pile driver? Call that Dick Riding, kiss everything. Magal. Dick Riding kiss everything. Dick Riding kiss everything.

Dick Riding kiss everything. Drake. Boom. Boom. I got the acronym. I'm with you. Boom. Listen.

Okay. Dick Riding Kill everything. Oh, Dick Riding Kiss Everything. Five. Second action. Kiss everything. U.M.G. Alleging defamation

over Kendrick Lamar's false. Now he got, he just got it right. Yeah. Where's that? Taylor? What's the article? Um,

the new filing which claims UMG potentially funnel payments. What do you have happened at? I can't. Right. And kiss everything is crazy. Now she just got. He's all right.

You know, what you're saying? Yeah, 26. Yeah, 26. Talked him. Oh, man. Talked a dead. He's 106. And you still kind of catch you.

What he's done is what he's done. Okay. It's heiferless. He said it three times straight to my face, so I would understand it. And y'all didn't even get it. Listen. Okay, Greg is chocked. Dick ride and kill everything.

Do you get it? Drake, D-R-A-K-E. Great. I almost- I don't hit dick. It's good. Listen, do you understand? That's really what you got to say to Drake's name.

Right. You dick riding, kiss everything. It's the awful thing like, y'all just came up with that. He just came up with this. That's good. All of this stuff. He had him in a pile driver. There's a lot of y'all that, like,

dick riding, kiss everything. Boom. There's a lot of you people out there that love Drake so much that your dick riding, kiss everything. We both know someone, and he was like, well, how do we know that Drake wasn't already filing something already? Who said that? OVO, Eli?

Oh, God. This is what I'm mad nobody's made yet. Where is the picture of a dick like the seeing in Tower? Oh, no. And all of the dick riders, all the dick riders and kill everything, folks. Why y'all don't have them sitting on top of the dick? Eli would be on the dick. Okay.

Why don't we have that yet? The same way Drake was sitting on the towel, I want somebody to make a picture of a dick. And all the dick riders that kiss and kiss everythings need to be sitting on the dick. Now, Drake, his, make it bigger Taylor, pause? On Tuesday, Billboard reported that Drizzi has added a second so-called pre-action petition a request to account for specific information before a lawsuit is filed. Unlike the first one which was filed in New York, this one was filed in Texas.

Throwdown Taylor. Specifically per the outlet, the new petition names. In addition, Drizzi claims that UMC released KDOTS now Grammy-nominated songs, despite knowing that the track falsely accused him of being a sex offender. The petition says that the Canadian superstar now has enough evidence to bring a defamation claim against the company. Now, let's talk about all of this. First of all, man, I told you all six months ago he was going to sue because there's no multibillion-dollar entity that is going to allow you to call them a pedophile and a sex offender and you ain't got no proof of it and they're not going to sue you. But why now?

Like the songs are. But he told him to do it. Drake said call me that. It don't matter. But why now? Why not now? Now, I don't agree with it. I think it's some bullshit that he's doing it,

but why not now? The song just got nominated for five Grammys. He's performing it at the Super Bowl. He just put an album out. That's number one. He's every motherfucking wear. He's like, now fuck that. Can I ask you a question?

Let's say Kendrick puts out of a song about me making love to him, missionary. Okay. Can I sue him? Can I sue him? No. But you'll be able to sue him when he kicked your ass. When you Kendri put them hands on you,

you better just drop. Stop, drop. Honestly, you got one chance. After I'm nut, there's like 30 seconds where it's like I have no strength in my body. That's where he got to turn into Kung Fu Kenned. No, me too. Shut up. I'm disgusted.

I'm also disgusted. I'm disgusted. Listen, it might not even be Kendrick. I know. I'm scared than everyone else. Well, they're coming. Okay, exactly. No.

They ain't coming. You got checking in LA. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Listen, I cooperate. You know, Clara Boy, N. I cooperate.

I cooperate with the police. No, I love police. I got to- How do you want to be white? Oh, oh, whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh. Let me tell you something. I got Trump sell. You listen, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you're calling Patel. You better not, you better not forget. Is that it? You better not forget. Who's going to call Patel? You're going to call Patel? You're going to call my boy Cash. I might have to call my boy Cash.

I might have to call my boy Cash, Cash Patel, FBI, go Get him. Round them up. Round them up. He's not joking. Round them up. I'm not joking at all. I'm going to tell you something. I want to tell something.

I'm going to break. I got a little problem over there. I'm going to be honest with you. I got off in a position. Doggy? Yeah. That was, whoa. I got off of the position.

In the positions, they were like, yo, listen, no, we're going to have Patel rounding up media personalities. So you can be with us or against us. And they was like, yo, we just need some help knowing who to round up. What? Let's go. Are you serious? Let's go.

Gotta do it. It will be tough to turn that down. You gotta clean up and fucking me. I don't believe you. A lot of y'all been fuck. It's gonna be hard to turn that down. It is really damn. All right.

Knock, knock. Yo, listen to me. They was like, yo, we gonna need some help. Who's they? What you mean? Is that who's that? They and them. Pettel.

We're getting them out of it. Patel. We're getting day and them out of you. We're getting them out of here. Not in South America. Patel said that they want to lock up some media personalities. They want to lock up some journalists. They just ask me for a list.

I'm just giving y'all full disclosure because I don't want it to come out later that Charlemagne gave up this list. You know what I'm saying? And then people would be like, oh, shit, he didn't tell us. I'm going to tell you. I might do it. Yo. Just depends how nice of y'all are from now until January 20.

Listen. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't threaten people enough. No. I got the president. Didn't that president yet?

Yo, can I be honest with you? Kendrick and his team, they got to check in wherever they're going on. Yo, shit the fuck up. Chill out. They got to check in with the TV. Chill out. They got to remember. They got to remember what's going up.

Y'all got to check in. Yo, erase me. Don't tell them. Don't tell them chill. Don't make me. Let them go. Don't make me. Don't make me.

Don't make me. Go. Call the Homeland Security. Go make me make the phone call to y'allel. Extortion's your middle name. When you get off that plane, bitch. Wait, oh wait, what? Hold on, I thought you said, I thought we extorted.

I thought we're extorted. No, thank you. You are on. On your own. I'm gonna need a lot of people to check in. Check out. They're gonna call me. Check out.

You are. You are coming. Now I ain't gonna say she on a row, put you butter and some bread. It ain't a row yet. It ain't a role, but it's definitely a piece of white man. You've been buttering it to fuck up. Maga.

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Now let's go back to this Drake shit. How many more ads we got? 10 more. Okay, so let's go back to the Drake shit, right? Here's the thing about the Drake shit. I don't understand you trying to wage war against the system you benefited from. It makes me believe, even though Drake is a huge artist

and he was a huge artist before streaming, but it does make me believe that he believes his own hype a lot. Everybody benefits from probably bots. Everybody benefits from, you know, relationship with radio. Everybody benefits from relationships with screaming services. And these major labels have them. So when you are an artist that has a song that's taken off, of course they're going to put some juice behind it.

Now, I don't think not like us needed that in any way, shape, or form. I don't think not like us is a cultural phenomenon. But guess what did need it? Two-C-fucking slide. Guess what did need it? Slime you out? Guess what else did need it? Wait, and they both got it and both of those records still didn't go.

And they went up, yes, they did go number one. Yeah, like on paper, but not in the real one. That's my point. You really think Toots & Sly was the number one, Drake? Get the fuck out of here. You think Slime Me Out was the number one? Get the fuck out of it. Is this what it's like when white people complain about racism?

What? I don't understand what you're saying. Now you're really about to piss Kendra. No, you're complaining about a system that you've benefited from. Mm-hmm. Planning about a system. Ooh. I get it.

You said when white people complain about racism. Yeah. But when do they complain about racism? All the time. Well, because, I mean, in the past few years, you've heard a lot of racism. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I agree with that.

It's like, oh, now all the sudden, now all of a sudden you had no problem with it when it was holding these other people down, oppressing these other people and limiting their opportunities. The second it seems to be doing to you, now it's this huge problem. That's kind of what Drake is doing. No, it's not kind of. It's absolutely what Drake is doing. So it's the most Caucasian thing he could do.

And it's true. That's very true. And it's fucking up. And it's not a comeback, right? Like the guy is in Australia. Somebody's, I think BDOT sent me something earlier. He had like over a quarter million people in the queue trying to buy tickets. I think that's a really, okay.

He's been the most stream artist every month this year. Of course. Can I tell you a strategic thing I think was brilliant for Kendrick on this? Okay. Doing the beef after Drake's monumental tour was over was really brilliant. because when you're on tour, it don't matter what anybody says about you, showing the arenas sold out,

showing the people going crazy, showing the videos of the fans crying, losing their minds, you can dispel any narrative or myth on the internet. Right now, all Drake got is showing up to random streamers' rooms. Yeah. That was so bad.

I don't think it looks sad. Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. If he's on tour again, despite whatever the narrative on the streets, showing 200,000 people in an arena, 200,000 people on the streets just listening outside. When Taylor Swift is showing what the outside of her

stadium tours looks like, you go, she's popping. I don't go, fuck what anybody says. So I think the smartest thing Drake can do right now is remind people how on top of the world he is. And the only way he can do that in his control right now is go back on tour. I agree with that, but this shit like this is corny.

Oh, no, I agreed. And the reason is corny is simply because of what I just said, What we're just saying, it's like you're going against the system that you have benefited from for a fucking year. The second it was used against you, all of a sudden it's like, oh, I need a sue. This is fucking. Yeah. And you're mad because he called you a pedophile in the record. Drake, you said this man beats this girl.

Mm-hmm. You said this man's woman had a baby by his best friend, partner. Like, what are we talking about here? Can I ask a question? She's got the greatest defamation suit and all of this. She's not a public figure. Well, that's the thing I was going to say. It's like, I don't talk about people's family if they're not public.

Like, if the Kardashians are public. So I'm not like, okay, like you've decided to make. And they're a billionaires. Yeah, but even the money thing is like... No, we don't receive income on bitch. You're asking. It's the truth. But in America, billionaires aren't human.

My thing is this. It's like, if you, if your partner, they didn't sign up for this. It wasn't their dream to be a rapper. It wasn't their dream to be whatever. It's like they fell in love with you. You guys fell in love with each other. you brought a life into this world, that's their private thing. I'm not going to talk about it.

And I'll never talk about anybody's partner on a pot or anything like that. But Drake did. Yes. Now, I know there's no rules to battle about it. That's just my personal thing. And once you do that, all bets are off. That's what I'm saying. So it's like, you can't be surprised.

Like, Kedric's kid is going to hear that Drake song one day and be like, wait a minute, am I? That's what I'm saying. That's the fucking all bets are up. And Kedry's the coldest thing. He told him not to do that. Yeah. He told him. I'm telling him lies about me and won't tell truth about it.

No, before he said something else, he was like, I forgot. It was something about family and euphoria. What was the line, Naila? I can't remember. It doesn't matter. The point is, like, I think we're acting as if Drake never did anything that was equally fucked up. That's right. The worst thing that was said in the whole battle was this poor fucking innocent kid who didn't ask to be brought into any of this.

That's right. That's right. That's right. His parent is his parent. Like, that's a fucking... And that is the thing that's being lost. That's karma, yo. Yeah.

That's karma. Right. Call me a woman be the one else. Call me a pedophile or whatever. But you're saying my woman. You're saying my child isn't mine. And his friends are going to listen to it. And his friends are going to act.

Like that's... And not only my child isn't in mind, the baby is from my best friend in business partner. That we all know. Nah. That is the real defamation in all of this. Because the insult is not to Kendrick. It's to the woman.

The insult is to the child. The line insults the child. Kendrick knows if it's his kid. The wife knows. knows of his kid. Dave Frey knows if it's kid. The only person that doesn't know is the child.

So you send a shot and an innocent child like a fucking heart wrenching, is that the term, gut wrenching, whatever shot. Don't be surprised if he goes crazy. Listen, some of the Kendrick stands

have been posting shit like telling me they're going to take out my family on like pictures of my child. Oh my god. You surprised by his? This is the nature of the game. Yeah, social media.

Yeah, social media. It's like, like, but he says that line. He says that line, his parents, his, his, his, some of his fans, the majority of his fans don't do anything. The majority of fans are just like, they like hip hop. They think he's a great musician. But the most extreme ones on a picture of my eight-month baby are going, you better take security everywhere because I'm coming for your whole family.

And this is like multiple. So to me, that person, I don't blame Kendra. We can't control what our fans do. But that person, I go, you're talking about my kid, man. And like, I have to screenshot you, know who you are. And if I ever see you, that, there, you can't, you can't play with it. Yeah, you can't play with it. No, no, I'm with you.

I'm with you. 100%. That's why I'm not, I don't feel no remorse is great. I feel no remorse. Like, you talked about someone's child. And he should have learned from push your tea. Right. Did the same thing to push your tea. You want to mention people's fiancee and Kendrick took his belt off and whipped your ass the way he

going to whip shoulders ass. If he did that through a half of white man, a man. Imagine when we're doing a full one. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying. Hey, whatever you want about me. What do you think about this, Naila, as a woman? You're just buying your business at home?

Yeah, she definitely should do. And also, I just think... She wouldn't because she's not a sucker. You saw her blood walk or whatever. Yeah, that was the best part of the music video. But I do think that Drake's biggest thing is like, don't rush to war. Because when you do, then you do lame shit like this. The Whitney line was lame.

The fake Whitney song that they put out and acted like it was AI was lame and obviously this lawsuit is lame as fuck. Oh, fake Whitney line. What about the theory that this is a money play? It's not a money play. Listen, here's the thing. Drake just did a deal with UMG

May of 22 for $400 million. But that deal's been fulfilled. How? Because it was a deal for one year. I don't believe that. What record label is giving you $400 million for a year? A record label. They didn't even put out new music this year.

year. So what did they get? A piece of the tour? A piece of the last album? I think he put out three. Yeah. He has not put out three albums since May of 2020. Yeah, he did the electronic one

for all the dogs. What electronic one? The one that's sticky on it. EDM one. Let's look it up. That was this year? No, that wasn't this year. That was like...

We're talking over the last two years, though. Yeah, last year. And he's fulfilled those... He didn't put out no music this year. The one with 21 Savage. Was that 2022? That was 23, right? Apparently he's fulfilled that.

contract and he's in negotiations for another one. And I've heard that, I've heard that, but people have said that's not, people have told me that. I don't know what's true or not. But my thing is, he wants, he got 400. Now he wants 600. So, right? The reason why I said potentially maybe his hand is being pulled where he has to do it is because rumor is that like it'll make it fair for artists to make money from strict.

No, it won't. How? Now once in that lawsuit did he say that? Now once in that lawsuit did he say, we're not being compensated correctly? Not once. This shit is all about self-serving reasons. This is only about Drake. My perception is, he's a performer.

Performers, generally, we care what the public thinks about us. A lot of people do, at least. And this is the first time in probably two decades, where the perception, I'm sure, for him, is that the public has soured on him. In the grand scheme of things, over the next 20 years, will people continue listening to Drake? Absolutely.

Will he have these massive hits that we grew up with and they're going to be awesome? And every time they play at the club, we're going to fucking dance to them and have a great time. Yes. But his perception is that the world has soured on him. And I think that's probably a really hard thing for him to go through. I don't know how he can think that when he's still the number one screaming artist all this year.

Because the world is laughing at him. And he hasn't had the world laughing him. Whenever. That's true, but I see people hugging the dick tighter. I've seen people that stood next to the dick. Yeah. But now they're like hugging that shit. Like, oh, just my side.

So when a cult gets exposed, I'm not saying his fans are cold, but like when a cult does get exposed, what often happens to the people in the cult is they don't go, oh, this was actually some goofy shit. They go even deeper. Deeper, that's right. And I think that his supporters that really love him, and they actually like his music more than Kendrick,

they probably see a lot of hypocrisy in Kendrick, and they probably just aren't a fan of him, are going, you know what, fuck that guy, I'm going to ride extra hard for this dude. And to be fair, we would all want our fans or supporters to do the same thing for us if we're engaged. Oh, the drinks are incredible. They are phenomenal. The dick riders and kiss everythings are incredible.

They're phenomenal stand-im. I've seen more people backing off of Drake. Even OVO. No, you haven't. Yes, he's been quiet. Because he can't say nothing, right? By the way, Drake should learn from some of his fans.

Shut the fuck up. You lost. It's okay. I promise if Drake just simply backs off, now it was bad because of this petition he filed. But if he was just to simply back off and let nostalgia bring him back, he would have been fine.

And he's still going to be fine, I feel like more people should be just objective about the music. You can still be a Drake fan and be like, all right, this is some whack shit. You don't got to go deeper. That's the other thing, too. He hasn't put out no slaps. He hasn't responded with no slaps since this whole shit. It's like, what does he do?

Like, is he supposed to talk about this and, like, make a slap? Tell us how you feel. Tell us how Kendra actually made you feel. That's going to be people on Cloud & Lord. Even if it's sad, I don't care. That's how you connect with it. people real authentic connections. Tell me how it has made you feel. You know what's so funny? I don't know.

Drake, show me where he touched you. Wow. Wow. Drake has been arguably the most relatable rapper of my life, right? Like the things that he says, even though his life is unrelatable, a lot of his bars are super relatable or aspirational. The answer way about Kim. Sure, sure, sure. But I don't think what I'm saying is like, she feels that way about Cole. Fair. But I don't think what I'm saying is crazy, right? I think Like, he has a lot of these lines that people really feel, right? Yeah. Captions. For the first time in his career, what he's going through is completely unrelatable.

What if he puts out the song like, do you ever know what it's like when everybody thinks you fuck kids? We're like, nope, next. Right? Like, they don't know, man. Well, he could talk about betrayal, deception, people turning on him, like. But that's paranoia. I'm tired of paranoid drink. Drake ain't nobody after you.

Now, do I agree? He's been paranoid for a while and he kind of had a right to be paranoid. Now, everybody turned on. True. But what did he do? He was fucking in girls. Why are you paranoid? Why are we not victim blaming him?

Yes, let's victim blame. What? No, no, what? You see what he does to me? If you weren't here, I want to went right along with that. You see what he does? He says it. I'm told him to make you agree.

Why are we in full for him? He, he's clearly, he's a victim in all of this. How is he? Because he was brutalized. Yeah, when you get fucked up like this, you're a victim. Yeah. Even if you talk about it. But we all have to know.

This is sexual assault. What did you do? You did something. This is sexual assault. They ain't doing this to you for now. What were you wearing? What were you wearing? That was that owl, isn't it?

Oh my God. That an owl be turning him up as a month. Who! Who! What the fuck was Drake wearing that got everybody on his ass? I told you from the beginning. I thought he was just, I thought he was just, I thought he was fucking with people's girls.

And I think that there's so much ego in entertainment that, like, you want to act like, oh, I don't matter. It's just some side chick in this state. But you're also like, like, why the fuck are you banging my chick? I think Kendrick just don't like them because they are like complete polar opposites. What's this shit diametrically opposed? Yeah. Like they're like the total, they're a yin and the yang.

I don't even think they're a yin and the yank. They're just totally different. He's different. He is. And the world thinks he's number one. He is. And the world thinks Drake's number one. Not the world.

No, don't think Drake's on the world. Not the world. I'm speaking in, uh, objectively. Yeah, I'm just speaking like grand term. The numbers say the numbers say it's... Numbers lie. Oh, God. Because people inflate them.

That's why he sued. That's why he's doing. He told you numbers lie. Everybody got to shut the fuck up. Drake told you numbers lie. It's actually the dumbest shit ever. I think about it. No, he's the dumbest shit ever.

He told you numbers lie. No, this is fire. Because if you, oh, this is this is, this is fire. Oh, this is fire. If the only thing that you have to go off of as to why you're the biggest artist in the world is the numbers. But then you make a lawsuit saying, hey, you know what?

You could just inflate the numbers. The lumbers aren't real. You're basically cutting your own legs out on that. Oh my God. Who is his team? And you know why it's going to- His team is Kendri. And I'm going to tell you why it's going to hurt him in the future.

I'm going to tell you why it's going to hurt them in the future. Because all, to your point, you go on tour, you know, you go in the studio, you keep creating. You need to put out an album that crushes everything. You need to put out an album that, even if musically it ain't the best, they're going to do what they've been doing for him, which is inflating the numbers. Wow.

He needs that right now. Wow. So what's the humbling? The humbling is, okay, Drake, next project. His next project, his next project, his next project, everybody pulled back. Oh, oh, UMG goes, all right, we're going to see how you swim without us. B. Okay.

Boom. I would say I said something up. He says something else. No, I'm not what I'm with you. That's it. I want to see if you can fly on your own, little owl. I feel like music aside, I think Drake needs to do more just humanitarian-style thing. The same way you're saying like, all right, Cole's doing it right.

Cole's doing it right. He's bringing, coming back through nostalgia. I think Drake just needs to connect with people in a way, like just show up. a good side of you on a humane level that makes us care again. Now I got a great point because we've never seen that from Drake and that was actually some criticism from Drake. They were like, he never stands up for anything.

He never speaks about any issues. And then people would, you know, shoot him bail because they'd be like, oh, he's Canadian, he's not American, but I'm like, yo, but you profit off black American culture. So you should be speaking. Jay Cole speaks about black American issues, right? Kendrick definitely does.

If he starts to do it now, will it seem authentic or he's only doing it because... Well, but that's why Kendry was saying, and I know nobody wants to give Kendrick the credit, but what he was saying in that third, this record where he was talking about the family, Meet the Grams is like, yo, you got to have a come into Jesus moment with yourself

and be humble enough to touch people and relate to people. Take some eye to watch and separate from your ego. Stop touching. And I think this is just humble pie and it's okay. Everybody feels himself at some point and then every time you go up, you just got to come back down. That's life. But just go down, connect with people,

and then maybe give us some music. But I don't feel like he should rest of the music. That's a great point. That's really what we mean. Take a break. We've been saying that since the summer. But check in the people. But no, no.

He's going through it because he's still in Canada. Like, no, I don't think Drake's ever spent a winter in Canada since he's been popular. I mean, that's necessarily, like. He's in Texas right now. But he, are you sure? Because I see him in Canada a lot. So what, and but he's got to go back and like make sure the home is behind him. He's got to go back home.

Toronto loves him. That's another. That's another reason I'm saying, Kendrick, I get it. But I would. go the Toronto on June 12th. I wouldn't do it. Personally. On Canadian fathers. Listen, there's been stories.

I don't know if this is true, but you remember you ever heard the story when Meek Mill was in Toronto and he was there. I think it was knocking on the hotel room doors. Yeah, the day back to back came out. Yeah. And they played back to back all throughout the hotel. I don't know if this is true, but that was the story. They played it through all the hotel.

It was coming in his room. He had to leave the fucking hotel. When he left the hotel was all of these big guys. Well, we don't know how to see that. I'm sure. All right, all right. Let's just be real here. You can get a hotel without Drake fucking with it.

Toronto is a first world city and a first world country. You can get where the fuck you think presidents stay there and you think Drake can play whatever fucking song he wants? Yeah, but they love Drake in Toronto. No, no, I'm not saying that they don't. And they should. Drake has done so much for Toronto. He boost the economy.

In a huge way. Yes. Not only be like financial economy, like the social economy. Like Toronto He gave him an identity He gave him a fucking identity Like it is And not only did he give them an identity

He embraced the local identities too He didn't make them conform to what Drake is He empowered those people that were there African community Caribbean community Like I thought what Drake and his team has done in Toronto Is pretty fucking awesome

It is It's really fucking cool And I think it's good for him To go back there And just remind them like Yo I know we didn't win this one But I'm still rhymed for y'all And we're still making music

we're still having fun. The trickiest thing this whole beef is he can't even lean into it for fun. He can't even be like, yeah, I guess I am a petaphy. Like, that's weird.

He's got to ignore it. And ignoring it makes you go, ugh. It is a diabolical thing. Listen, you're absolutely positively right. And I agree with everything you just said.

I don't think that he should do anything except for just shutting the fuck up. Yeah, eat pie. Eat pie. Speak enough. I don't have pie. You know, can you please?

Can you please? Can you please? You guys run out right now? Yeah. Let's pay some bills, man. Come back and see where this fucking crazy-ass podcast takes us. Let's get back to the show. Let's do it.

Church announcements, what you got, show? Man, just a huge thank you. Thank you. Everybody came out to all the shows on the tour. We got one more tour date left. It's Hawaii, Honolulu, the Blighty Hill. I was like, huh? I don't fucking know.

Yeah. They literally said, Andrew's going to be in Hawaii. I said, I don't think so. I think it's over. No, December 21st, that's the final one. Clydesdale Arena or Bladesdale Arena. And yeah, so thank you so much to everybody who came out to all the shows. Literally, everything I ever dreamed of in doing stand-up happened this tour.

So it's a pretty awesome feeling. And thank you, everybody who's been there from the beginning, everybody who came for the first time this door. I hope you has had an amazing time at the shows. We try really hard to make sure it's the best show you ever seen. So I hope you really enjoy it. And thank you so much for coming out to the special, especially what happened with the venue, change and everything.

So it means a lot. Thank you so much. I'll see you guys in Hawaii. And if not, hopefully you guys all check out the special, tell your friends to watch. You feel good about the special tape? Yeah, man. Yeah, I feel good about it.

I mean, like, listen, the edit is the hardest part. You know, getting in there and making sure it feels like you were there live in the room, and that's just a tedious process. But I think we got it to the point where we can create that. All right. Naila, you got a church announcements? Yeah. Make sure you guys follow my podcast.

We need to talk WNPTLK on YouTube. I have a special announcement about the podcast that I'll be saying for the top of the year. Also, I just got a radio show on Sirius XM. Okay. What's it called? Certify Viop. Certify Radio.

Certify Radio. Certify vibe is expanding, and I'll be highlighting the artists that I highlight on Breakfast Club and at the showcases as well on Sirius XM. So I'm just excited about... When can they listen to that? What time...

Every Saturday, 4 p.m. And then I have a mix, mix show. On what channel on series? Hipop Nation. Yeah. Cool. What about, when is the Certified Vibe vibe coming back? The live show.

Superified vibes coming back top of the year. So we're actually, I just wanted to diversify it. So we're going to be doing, like, influencer dinners, and we're going to do a live show. And then we're also going to do, like, battle of the beats and stuff like that. Because I really want to just introduce more creators, because it's not just about the artists. Like, so, yeah. Producers tap in.

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This guy, man. You don't know Roger from Rawley with the Range Rover? Oh, yeah. I just met him, though, so that's why I threw me off. I know Roger from Rawaway with the Range Rover votes Republican. Yeah, absolutely. You know what? That's Taylor's boyfriend.

No, it's not. I don't know. What fancy guy he's talking about. Roger from Broadway with the Range Rover with the retarded cousin. Well, he doesn't have one of them. You know, that's Roger with the retard cousin. He let his retard cousin drop the range, yo. That's fucked up.

Who nobody has a cousin that is. Roger with the re-called cousins. Correct the range. Roger with the re-read. Then when he spelt it, he spelt it, R-E-C-K. I erected range. Y'all, that is not his name.

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Got some other fun surprises for y'all, December 20th and Orangeburg, South Carolina. Now, let's get back to the show. What we got, Taylor, gang? Let's talk about Joe Biden. Yeah. I can't believe we haven't talked about it yet. Pardoning Hunter.

Yeah, good for him. I like that. That accent was crazy. I like that move. Who wouldn't pardon their kid? That's crazy. Here's my only problem with it. I don't have a problem with him pardoning it, son.

You're absolutely right. If you have that. First of all, if your daddy is the president of the United States of America, he doesn't pardon you. What type of piece of shit are you? I mean... What are you? What are you? Like, what...

...has legal deals in Ukraine and has porn on your laptop. Use the N-word. Yeah, like, what kind of guy are he? He's like... You know what? Why the fuck did he parted? What is that? We can't have these dangerous guys on the streets?

This is a danger. This is a danger. This is a danger. But listen, but listen, he pardoned Hunter. I get it, right? Donald Trump reacts to Joe Biden pardoning Hunter. He said it's an abuse of power. The thing, I don't give a fuck about what Donald Trump are any Republicans have to say about this.

I know everybody's quick to jump to that, and they're like, oh, look at all the people that Donald Trump pardoned. True. But it's ain't about him. This is about Joe Biden and the Democrats, always standing on a moral high ground and acting like they're better than this. That's your people. Acting like Joe Biden is the one who repeatedly said, I'm not pardoning, Hunter, because I respect the law. And nobody is above the law.

Is there any possibility that the president would end up pardoning his son? No. I just said no. I just answered. One would the president pardoned or commute his son if he's convicted? So I've answered this question before. It was asked of me not too long ago a couple of weeks ago. And I was very clear.

And I said no. Have you not pardon his son? That is still the case. And have you ruled out a pardon for your son? Yes. I said I abide by the jury decision. I will do that and I will not pardon him. I could speak for the president and he said he would not pardon his son.

Does the president have any intention of pardoning him? We've been asked that question multiple times. Our answer stands, which is no. The poor press secretary, Corrine John Pia. Oh my God. How many times did she have to go out there and lie for that motherfucker? How many lies have been said for Joe Biden? over the past two years.

She's a Drake fan. Like, she's... Yes, she gotta go out there and defend this shit. And he's defending it. Like, oh, he's fine. He's fine. There's nothing wrong with him.

He's okay. He can carry you. I like her, though. She's a ride or die. You need one of those on your team. Yeah, but poor her, man. It's a tough job. Like, that's a tough job.

I hope some big money going to her bank of cow. Yeah. The shit that she's had to cover up for Joe Biden, man. Oh, my God. But my whole point is, the only reason I'm,

have a problem with this is not for any other reason other than Democrats told me I should have a problem with it. They told me I should have a problem with. Chris, you said it, Chris, you realize why people hate the Democrats. It's a microphone, Chris. You realize why they hate Democratic politicians. It's just, it's the hypocrisy. That's what it comes down to. It's just, now, we're not saying that Republicans aren't also hypocrites, but y'all hate them for being hypocrites. But I have, so understand what people hate y'all for being hypocrites. I'm not, I'm not going to defend it. that's a, yeah, that's the best man. Look, I understand it as a father.

Of course, we all gonna do it as dad. Disappointed. Do you, though? Yeah. Because here's something. We talk about people that are pieces of shit. I'm not saying Hunter falls into this category. There's some shit your child can do that.

You'd be like, I don't go fuck if I'm president or not. I'm not part of it. But remember, his mother died. The kids, he's damaged. You know, his mother died and her. Think about all the black and brown people that have been damaged. Yeah, I'm not. That went to drugs and other things.

But Biden didn't give a fuck about that when you was doing the 86, uh, anti-drug abuse act? the 94 crime bill and all of that shit. He didn't care about that then. Hunter has cost him a lot. And he's stuck by him, I think, foolishly. But he's a father. So what am I going to tell him?

You're always going to love your kid, man. I don't know about this. I don't know. I don't know. What was 50 do? What would 50 do? Yeah. Now, we got to ask for that.

Great question. You got to ask that. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. This whole always love your kid thing. I don't know if this holds up. But he lost one, so it's like, you know, that's his last kid left. Well, my problem is you shouldn't have been out here telling us that nobody is above the law.

Yeah, but that's what they do. And they only did that because that was part of the campaign strategy because that's what they was running against Trump on. Trump's the threat of democracy. Nobody should be above the law. He should be held accountable, yada, yada, yada. So, yeah, my son, I feel the same way about him, too. It doesn't matter who it is. until you loop.

You gotta stand on business. This is one of the frustration. Even if he won, I think he would have still did it. Because then he wouldn't have to worry about the election. Of course. But this is one of the

American people. I think that they're looking at these situations. They're like, okay, these Democrats pretend like they're so pious and so holy, but in reality,

they pieces of shit too. Why don't we all just admit that were pieces of shit? I think one of the refreshing things about Trump is that when he's a piece of shit, he's like, yeah, he's unapologetic about it.

That's it. By the way, when I looked at all, of these list of people that he pardoned and the crimes that they committed. I didn't even know about most of this shit. You know why? Because he don't say nothing about it. It happens. He pardons him. He don't explain why

he pardoned him. He ain't apologizing for it. He makes him the ambassador to the friends. That's what I'm saying. Putting them in the administration. Seriously. He did. Be unapologetic about it. That's all I'm saying. And like this ain't, I don't know. This ain't standing all business to me. I will say this, though. It's making the whole party look bad. But this is still old school Democrat.

politics. I can't say this is a reflection of all the Democrats. Because I think there's some new energy in the Democratic Party. Where are they, are they, is AOC criticizing it? Like, where are all these loudmouthed Democrats that love to point out every bit of hypocrisy? No, that's a lot of Democrats. Where's AOC at? It's not, yeah, I haven't seen AOC say anything. But it's Democrats that are critical.

Do you hear me fart? That's your stomach? You farted? Oh, my God. It's disrespectful. You never fart around no black woman. That's law, bro. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Never let a white kid you didn't fart around black women. I'm sorry. That I apologize for. That I apologize for. Okay. That scarf is I want to do. That scarf not doing nothing. We're going to take that apology and pick up earlier in the podcast.

We're going to pick that apology put it up earlier in the podcast where it sounds like he's apologizing. That's good. The clip I never seen. The clip I never seen. I was wondering how he was going to hear him. And then he said it and like the first thing he said it subtly. He was like, yeah, I'm just kind of fine out about this. It's a smother.

I have not seen. It's the first time. This is all new to me. Why didn't y'all call me? You and Trump might be the best, bro. You and Trump might be the best. I'll tell you something. This job of Patel, yo.

I'm telling you right now, if they ask me to come in and help Patel clean up the media, it's easy. It's going to be very hard, bro. It's a couple links you just said. If they tell me that media is everything, including you too. Oh, man, bro. It's going to be hard not to pick that gig.

Hey, where's the proof of all this? Then I can protect some of my people, some of my people. I'm like, listen, don't worry about it. They're good. But some of y'all just going to have to go to jail for a little while. Thank you. Thank you. Send a message.

Are you liable? Did they really offer you a job? Yeah. Does he ever lie now? What's my, what's the back of my head? All the time. I shouldn't even have said. What's the back of my hoodie say?

Hard and silent. All right. I should shut the fuck up. That don't mean, you've been lying this whole podcast. You should always believe me even when I'm lying, Naila. Got it. God. Got it.

So what do we say to Biden, man? Is Biden's legacy in shambles or what? Nobody gave a fuck about Biden. They tried to run this narrative like he was the greatest president, blah, blah, blah. Nobody cared. He did what, listen, the guy dedicated his entire life to politics. He played the position, his entire life, and he got the opportunity to be president. This is a good, this is good messaging for the party.

It's the Democrats going, hey, if you do what we tell you to do for your entire life, you too can be president. And I think that's why it was maybe important for the party. But outside of that, nobody will remember Biden. Nobody will fuck about Biden. You two can be president one day on your last leg. Yeah. Who wants it at that night?

These power hungry motherfuckers. That's all they care about. I'm going to be honest with you. And I know what it's going to be taken out of context. I don't know how you wanted 2020. Joe, I really know. Hey, hey, you want to talk about it? Crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious, crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious, crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious.

I'm joking, I'm joking. No, you're not. I'm joking. No, you're not. Cash, cash, cash, let me help out too. Gash Patel, let me help out too, man. It's a dynamic duo. We'll clean up this media in no time.

Dad, scat. Let's clean up this media in no time. Cash is like this. How do we got to stand? Stop, stop. He's in charge. Not yet. He's in charge, no.

He's got to pass the vision test. He's in charge. Not yet. He'll be looking at you. All I'm saying is, Solomon. All I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, I will consider helping to clean up the media.

Yeah. That's, hey, we're just here to clean it up. I will consider it. They got the Department of Government Efficiency Who is that? That's Elon and Vivek. Now we have the Department of Internet Efficiency. Two idiots. That's strong. This is the brilliant idiot.

Now, I look, if they don't know this by now, if they don't know what this fucking podcast is by now, who's fault is it? Hey, don't tell them. That's right. That's right. Let them take us serious. Don't take us serious. Don't take us serious. Trust us even when we're lying. Trust us when we're lying. Thank you. But if you just give me, if you say, come on, man.

To clean the media up. It's not like a deep clean. It's just a little clean. It's not a deep clean. It's a couple of names. It's a little shave off the top. You won't even notice it's gone. No, you won't.

You're just going to be on your feed like, who it's delightful. But by the way, I'm going to give you all an opportunity. What? It's delightful. You'll be on your feed like, oh, this is delightful. I'm going to give these motherfuckers an opportunity to clean this shit up by January fucking 20. They got a month?

You got a month? You got a month and get to act right. Clean this shit up. You too? A month to get to act right. Get the fuck up. Hey, actually, but loki, like, actually don't. Because we don't want to put cash to work.

Because, you know, you look at cash, and he's looking at four different people. This is my mother looking at Instagram. YouTube. That's why you can't sneak nothing by cat. You can't see it. Relax. You can't get you.

That's our boy. That's our boy. Charlotte. Charlemagne, the microphone. Crazy. Crazy. Scary. Spooky, hilarious.

Crazy. Scary. Scary. Sooky. Allerian. Come on, Alex. Groom you again. Yo, come on.

Damn, you're falling apart right now. Hey, yo, you just grab that. This motherfucking country. No, no, I've got to be hired. There you go. What else we got, Taylor? Um, let's ask you. You want to do asking idiots?

What about it? Oh, by the way, Nick Cannon was also diagnosed with narcissism. Let's run through some honey means necessary. Yeah, that's a good one. Nick Cannon was diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder. What does that mean exactly? Everybody in entertainment. Speak on that.

Speak on that. Everybody in entertainment. You've got to be a narcissist to a certain extent, right? Yeah, but best of luck with your illness. We love you, Nick. Oh, yeah, Nick is 40. Oh, yeah, Nick is 40. Earlier this month of 44-year-old revealed he was diagnosed with narcissistic personality

disorder while admitting you haven't fully under the condition yet. I'll look at us. What about you two guys? Now, this is the most narcissistic thing to say, no, not. We had long been curious about getting tested. I feel like there are so many labels out there but being able to embrace it and say, look, I'm healing.

Look up what is narcissistic personality? Oh, God, please don't before we diagnose our damn cells. Come on, bro. This is a brilliant fucking idiots. What would this show be if we didn't diagnose us? But what if I hear the diagnosis and then I stopped thinking that Kendrick made this whole album about me? What did you do that?

Oh, wait, you heard the bar? Wait, what was that? Oh, shit. on the podcast. Oh, fair, fair, fair. Narcist's personality disorder is a mental health condition that includes a persistent pattern

of exaggerated self-importance a need for admiration and a lack of empathy for others. Now, I got empathy for us. All those first two, yeah, but I got a lot of happiness. No, I have no exaggerated sense of self-important. Just we'd like to add that in fact.

Sarlaming the what? But I do that, but I do that because the Bible says God, Genesis 1-26 says God created man in his image according to his likeness. And when I study 5% teachers, they teach you that God is a Greek word, de rafin. It is. God is the Greek word

or the arithic words, Guma, Oz, and Basel. It means wisdom scrimp from beauty. So I'm just calling myself what I am. That don't mean that I think I'm the almighty. I know I'm not. They wouldn't even let me in the 5% of men. It's more... You're in the 2%. More commonly found in... White milk. Yeah. You said what?

This disorder is more commonly found in men. You know who wrote that? A narcissistic woman. Yeah, some crazy-ass lady. Crazy, spooky, scary, hilarious assy. Crazy. Crazy. Scary. Alarious. Yo, Lefty Gunplay, this guy is so unbelievably entertaining. Hard.

And we don't give Mexican rappers enough props, bro. Between Mexican OT and Lefty Gunplay, your name is a lot close to Letty, which is a little weird, Sloot to Letty Martinez. But shout out, shout out the Latino. Shout out to Mexicans. I'm actually really happy that Kendrick was putting them on the album. Oh, man. But Kendrick said, I saw...

Because they're an integral part of California culture. They were there before California's there, so keep that fucking in mind. They've influenced so much. There's a lot of people that see things that happen in like white surfer culture or even black California culture that comes from Chicano culture and nobody knows it and they don't get the fucking credit for it. And now your guy wants to deport them. And now my guy wants to, what?

Yo. Yeah, we can't deport him, bro. We can't deport. Charlie, man. Not all of them. Not, no, the ones that are there. What do you mean? I'm saying the ones that are here, the ones that are legally.

Yes. Okay. Absolutely. Yes. Listen, here the thing. Come on Shalooke. I saw Lefty Gunn play on Boolay Kev's podcast. Look at my guy, Boolay Kev.

Got okay. And Lefty was saying, Kendrick said he was the missing piece to L.A. And I totally understand what he means by that because of what you just said. Yeah. California is Mexican culture called Peso. They killed it as well. He's on there too. That's what I'm saying.

There's another one that he killed as well. Like, I like that. I like these artists being, I think they're just an integral part of what the identity of California is. 100%. It is often. left out of hip hop. And I went to school out in California. And so I really started to see the effect

of Chicano culture on Cali culture. And even like lowriders and all that shit, that's Mexican stuff. Well, I can't speak to that. I don't know. I don't know. The style of, I don't know. Shout out, hey.

Tell la rasa, okay? I don't know. Focos per locos way. Let's call glasses. Want to call glasses to see? He's not Mexican. What? Glasses Mexican?

Glasses, balo. What, you didn't know that? Hold on, you thought glasses was. What did you think? What did you think glasses? Yeah, I hate him, man. I hate him, man. What did you think glasses was?

I really hate him, man. What did you think glasses was, bro? You know, I hate him. You're sure he's stupid. I hate him. Sometimes I hate it. He's Italian-Mexican, man. It's fusion, man.

Glasses actually has a sole food Mexican-Italian Italian restaurant in Watts. No way. Yes. What's it called? It's... No, I was. It's called...

I'm like a lot here. I bought it. It's called Cripsticks, but I can't think of the Mexican thing that add in there. Because the sticks is the chopsticks. Crip is glasses. What would be the Mexican thing? Hell? Like L.

L. Cryptsticks? El Crips sticks. Yes. I have a restaurant called L. Cripsticks. It's in watch. It's a soul food, Mexican, Chinese restaurant. This podcast needs a community note.

You know how, like, X is doing that now? Yo! The 90s is in fact with a week. No. No. What? You got to make that. No.

You know why? No. I look far. father is a sergeant. So he must have been fed a flashback, but you're sleeping into me. Dropping in between me. That's right.

Wait up, Nala. There's going to be no DJing in my old. You've been a DJing all night. Wait up Naila. Does that happen to you? No. And what branch in the military? Army.

Oh, sick. Why that was in the Army? Really? Where is your station? For Bragg. Yeah, Bragg. El Paso. I can't remember the name of the base, Fort Meade, somewhere in Korea.

Somewhere in Fort Knox. Oh, Korea, huh? Nile was German. You were born in Germany? Wow. Don't make no jokes about a black woman that's law. I know it's coming. I got no jokes.

What about Nazis? I was going to make fun of them Nazis. Can I make fun of Nazis? I can't make fun of Nazis. I can't make fun of Nazi. We can't make fun of Nazi. Come on. Jesus, Kendricky Marz has ruined comedy.

It can't even make a Nazi joke in 2024. What if it's a black female Nazi, can you make one? A black female Nazi? Stop. By the way, hold up, hold up. Let's talk about that. No, you always want to make a lion X story. Stop.

If Schultz was clowning on Candace Owens, nobody would care. Hey. No, that's not true. But you know what? I just want to point this out right now. I don't believe that. Candace, I would never say anything of you. I'm absolutely terrified if you do nothing.

Yes. Candice does not play around. Candice is Kendrick Lamar on YouTube, bro. Candice Owens does not bullshit. Candice will fuck you up doing Kendis fuck people up. Oh my God. Candice Owens don't play. That's the only person Kendrick not going to talk about for sure.

Shit. Kendrick don't want no smoke with Candice. Don't try to get the smoke off you. You don't try to set him up. He's trying to set him up. Candace, look out for your boys. I want to say this before he's going to asking idiots. Salute to Kendrick Laboffa presenting a great body of work.

And the thing I love about his body of work the most is how he just took L.A. Coachey and amplified it. I have a fan of the West Coast. I've been a fan of West Coast music. I love West Coast. Some of my favorite people on this planet are from the West Coast. Salute to my glasses for long. Salute the DJ Head.

Salute the Steel and the whole Gangster Chronicles podcast. Lute the Top Dogs. Sluid the Punch. Amen. I genuinely enjoy those people. People like Letty Martinez. My girl Debbie Brown, that's family. You know what I'm saying?

Like, I love the West Coast. I love what they represent. Absolutely. And, man, he really just amplified that. I don't think there's any place else. Ooh. I don't talk to you about this as a New Yorker. You're not a New Yorker, but you hip-hop.

And shorts is a New Yorker. Is there a New York culture and sound the way it is at L.A. culture and sound. I think that maybe the closest thing would be like the drill that's been popping out of New York now. Is that New York? That's not New York. I'm talking about, no, I'm talking about historically.

No, no, I'm talking about historically. Oh. Because what Kendrick is doing on this album is West, like when you hear it. Production-wise is it's West Coast. Like, it's like, oh, so that, I think DMX was. No, no, no. I think what you're talking about is more of a production sound than like the rapping on it.

And I agree with you. I don't know if there are New York producers that are curating this New York sound. Like California's always had its distinct hip-hop sound. I feel like New York in like 90s 2000s had a real sound. But what was it though? And the reason I say that is because Rizzer didn't sound like Premier. Premier didn't sound like what Havoc was doing with his production. They didn't sound what like what, what Q-Tip was doing with Tribe Call Quest. That's interesting. What the dipset produces, the heat makers and all them didn't sound like everything. Like even though

everybody was from New York, everybody had a different sound. That is interesting. Whereas in like different, even in, you go to like the Bay Area, they have their own hip hop sound. That's right. That's right. You go to LA, it has its own distinct hip hop sound. That's the test of time. Yeah. Like, yeah, I mean, you hear those keys.

Part of being a New Yorker is being unique and don't bite my shit. This is my unique shit. You want to sound. I don't even, I don't even think is that. I don't know. I still. I feel like New York because it's like New York. It's like the number one.

It has the access, the media. Everybody looks at it as like the one. Like there's no need to cultivate a sound because they're already New York. Whereas L.A. was a second city for hip hop. It's not where hip hop started. So they curated their own sound and they were so far away from New York.

You got to understand the internet doesn't exist back in the day. They're making music for themselves that is completely separate from New York. And a lot of New Yorkers aren't even hearing that West Coast sound. So it had the time to, like, you had the time to like cook. You had the time for, you know how it takes like,

it takes a little while for sauce to get made. Yeah. And I had the time to do that. And I feel like you would make a great point. When New York is the capital, it is the institution, you can pull from all these different places. There isn't the same,

there isn't the same urgency to have your own unique blend like you would in New Orleans. Yeah. Or even Atlanta. Florida. Exactly. Yeah, that's great. And the early L.A. sound was taken from New York sound.

Talk that shit. Mm-hmm. The early L. Well, if you listen to really early, early NWA was still based on James Brown kind of boombat beach. I mean, Ice Cube came to New York and got with the bomb squad. Before that, Ice-T got his style.

He's said this. It's not me saying it. One of the greatest detectives in the New York history. School E. which is Philly, but like New York adjacent, six in the morning is copying the flow of School E. There's no doubt that New York has had an imprint on just music culture in general. But I think that's one thing we all recognize is like there is a Cali sound. and I say this as someone

just trying to be honest objectively about the thing regardless of what he said about me. There's some fucking awesome songs here. And more importantly, it feels culturally distinct. Like you feel like you're tapping in L.A. L.A., which is a cool thing. And to give Kendra credit, it seems like he cares about the album

when he puts things out. And I'm not like the biggest fan, but I do think that he puts an effort to not just go, here's 25 songs. Let me run up the things. This is a piece. I'm a huge Kendrick fan even if he thinks Alex is a cool.

Well, something I was going to say earlier It's one of the other It's one of the other What you say now? In regards to the like When I was trying to say Like his taste isn't for everybody It's like regardless if it's not for everybody

Like he said You can just respect The intention behind his practice Yeah for this cool. It's really cool. You know what I'm saying? Like that last project Big Stepers and Miss Morale

Even personally I'm a hip hop fan but I do feel like Kendrick's music isn't for me. Like, he's not making it. Like, Sizzards, Lauren Hill, the Miseducation, Sizz's project, those projects are like a coming of age story for women. That's how I feel about Mr. Morale in the big stuff. But that's what I'm saying. Kendrick does it for the men.

So it's, yeah. Cissors shit doesn't hit to you the same way it hits me. But that's because I've never heard something. Like when I hear Kendrick on Mr. Morale in the Big Sevenes, and I used to always say this about younger rap artists because I'm 46. A lot of these younger rap artists, they haven't said anything that I haven't heard, for on a record.

It feels- Mr. Moral and the Big Steves was the first time I heard a new younger artist saying some shit I ain't never heard nobody talk about on a record

and for me who's been on my healing journey doing my therapy that's in the meditation done Iowocke, do all of these different things he provided a soundtrack to that.

Like when he talked about, you know, issues with his father on the father time record I got a whole chapter in my new book called Father Time like and it was inspired you know by that song

in a lot of ways. And it takes courage to do something that nobody's done before. We're also just in a new era where conversations like this can be had. Like hip hop, this was not a safe space for these type of combos. Now we're here, so now Kendrick can do it and it can work. But I say I have to say he stands on business.

Like he admits he ain't perfect. He talks about it. He tells a story. And I think that's really why it's so much easier to root for Kendrick right now versus Drake because you're just not standing for nothing. I've never been a Drake fan. I am a proud day one Drake hater. I'm a Drake fan.

I like Greg records. I am on record. I like when Drake raps. I don't give a fuck about his singing. I like this singing. I've been to one of his concerts before and I get it. He makes great music. He makes great music music.

I don't relate to Kendrick, but I can acknowledge that he's really good at making music. I acknowledge that with Drake. And I think that's fair. And I, yeah, but I think they're both excellent in making music. And unfortunately or fortunately, the way human beings are is we need a number one. We have conversations about who's the best Jordan and LeBron and Kobe all the time. We just need someone to put the crown on. And right now that crown is on Kendrick's head.

But like, the reality is they're both fucking awesome to make music. And when we're at the club and one of their songs comes on, everybody starts moving and we move in a different way. That crown's not moving. No. The era is like, that's it. You think it's over? Yeah.

Wow. Okay. I have one more point about LA before we move on to asking idiots. Hip hop as we know it, the commercially successful, viable business that it became, it became that way because of L.A. It started in New York, culturally,

but when you talk about platinum selling records, people taking hip-hop to mainstream levels, MC Hammer. It was the West Coast. Now, LL said something this week that is very true. He said that he feels like

he's the most important rapper ever. I agree with that. L.L. was hip-hop's first rap superstar. Solo artist, rap superstar. I 100% agree. Run DMC was a group with hip-hop. I'm talking about as far as, like,

what we like about hip-hop, the things that we love about hip-hop, people that can do records for the ladies, people that can do street records, people that aren't afraid to battle, people that can make you damn, all of that shit, L.L. got all of that. I'm talking about what the West Coast did

as far as commercially viable music taking hip-hop super mainstream. it got to be the West Coast. Because death row records. Bad Boy came after death row and they mimicked Defro in a lot of ways. Like that is documented. Puffy said that himself.

Biggie said it on record. A little bit, just a little bit after Biggie said it on the side. He's like, y'all, I'm sitting in the crib dreaming about Lid Jets and Coops about how to sell records like Snoop. But Def Jam did it first. I mean, I think you got to give credit to Roe here. Those guys didn't have the success at Def Roe, eh? Def Jam had unbelievable success.

Death Row? Dr. Dr. Dr. Drey, Chronic? Snoop Doggy Style? What was the albums on Def Jam early on that was as big as those records? You talk about albums that sold four or five million copies. Snoop Dogg came out and sold the most records of a debut artist ever. This is ever of any genre. The Snoop thing, I think, is, I mean, I remember being in New York the summer of 93 when Doggy Style dropped, and I was like shocked that everybody in New York was last- It was unbelievable. Everywhere, gin and juice, doggy dog world. That was the first time I'd seen NWA was popular, but not, it didn't run New York.

Snoop ran New York the summer of 93. Look it up, Taylor. Snoop Dogg's debut album is the most record sales for any debut musical artists ever. So that right there, there's nobody in New York who had that kind of commercial success. Snoop was good storm. You got someone who is raps like no one you've ever heard before.

Voice sounds completely different. The music was fire. His look was great. The videos were a big deal. And I was about to say, and music videos were popping and his music videos looked like someplace you wanted to.

And this was coming off, Chronic. This was coming off, Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Tronic. With the kid sitting on the hand of ball. Playing volleyball. Remember the chicks playing volleyball. took the top off, we're not gonna total. Dr. Dre made the weed. Dr. Dre made weed popping in hip hop.

With the chronic, look at that shit. Doggy Style sold 800,000 copies in his first week, the highest ever for a debut album at the time. I had it. It was certified four times platinum in 1994. My dad took it away from me because it said the N-word. Nobody. But I had it.

I had the little cassette. Now, look up how much the chronic sold, Taylor. Nobody had commercial success like these guys. I think this is a great. Nobody. The perception is always like, oh, New York is. New York started it. That's right.

But, but I think hip hop is we know it and love it now. Everybody ain't talking about numbers? West Coast all day. Interesting. No, that's the 2001 album. Because don't you have Run DMC? Like one of their albums at 3-Mills? Alex, you just saw the number.

It was the highest selling a year. They weren't on priority. They weren't on death time. Oh, they weren't. Oh. And they were like gold. But the first Busty was one of their album was. The one of their albums.

Vista was what? Plattema gold. I bet that first. Beastie Boys album sold as much as the audio stuff? No way. How? It wouldn't have been... My kids. What are you talking about? It would have had the number, though, Chris.

Let me look. It would have said it. I'm just saying when Snoop came out, it was the highest debut ever. Look up... It said three over three million. 192. The album sold over three million copies in the U.S. Making the Triple Platinum.

It's the chronic album. The chronic debuted at number three on the Billboard 200 and spent eight months in the top ten. West Coast did it different, man. I'm just saying... I think what Joel said, perfect storm. And that's not to discredit.

I think it's, this is how superstardom creates. You have a person who's a star and you have a cultural curiosity or necessity for that person. And then if you add a technological advantage to that, see you later. And before Drey, it was NWA. I'm just saying

it was, it was, all of that shit just is connected. It's like, yo, NWA pushed the line, then the chronic King. Something who walks so then others couldn't run. Yes. But check this. That's why, like, music is always like a form of rebellion, right? Like when rock came out, the first version of it, you know, see these like punk rock, dude,

oh shit, this is some badass stuff. They're saying, fuck you to everybody, whatever it was. I think music comes out, hip-hop comes out, gets really popular on the East Coast, and then there's a standard for its popularity, and then the West Coast completely rebels against that. They're like, we thought these guys were badass. NW.A.

Absolutely right. Different. Because what was the East Coast on? Positive. African Madden. You know what I'm saying? A lot of black power. NWA came out like,

F all that. That's right. That's right. Ditches ain't shit, but holding tricks. License they all did outsell Doggystyle. How much did license?

They'll do. 10 million. No, Doggyzold did 11. But. International. I didn't need you else. I also do feel like LA's only number two

because L.A. just has access to a, like, system. Like, there's offices there. There's labels there. But York always had that, though. But that's why I'm saying. New York is number one. Like, Atlanta didn't have that.

They didn't have the infrastructure. They didn't have the institutions built up. Storms hit when it aligns for them. Atlanta did, though. No, until Atlanta got L.A. read and all of them. That's when Atlanta got. There's no deaf laface. Atlanta had it.

But it still, it wasn't as big as the entertainment complex that's built out in L.A. I mean, L.A. is an entertainment city. And obviously, New York is capital of the world. I'm saying all that to say what Snoop and Drey did in the 90s. It's truly remarkable. It's truly remarkable. and in a lot of ways, people will look at it and be like, well, look what they ushered and they ushered in

a lot of misogyny and sexism and all that, even though that shit slapped, right? I mean, God, I mean, got to be slapped. I wouldn't use that word with Dre, but I would... Okay, this guy. Wow. My point is, I think Kendrick is going to do the same thing now. I think he's ushering in a new wave

of West Coast hip-hop. That'd be cool. But it's going to be in a much more healed way. So they're once again, the badass. the rebellious. That's right. We don't give a fuck. That's right.

But it's in a, it's in a, it's in a, it's in a, it's in a more healed way. I can't, I can't describe it. You got to, you. If we're listening to Kendrick, we know what it is, but I just think he's ushering in a new era. Oh, I'll say. You think it's going to be healed from all of them or you just think it's healed on his behalf. Yeah. Like, I think he's, I think he's healing and that's why his music reflected, but I don't think

all the new LA rappers are going to be talking. If these young, if these other guys are getting the production, that, here's the thing about Kendrick that I think is, I'm going to say unique, but sometimes there's guys who are really good at the skill of rapping, and I'm, call me casual, whatever. But they're really good the skill of rapping, and they're not good at the skill of beats selection. That's true.

And you look at them and you're like, holy shit, imagine you had, and then there's guys that aren't that good of rapping, but they really know how to choose beats. And I feel like Kendrick is one of these guys who's like, he's really good at rapping, but the beats... Great producers.

He's choosing good producers. And to me, I always look at the producer. I follow the producer like with movies, I follow a director. Word. If you like a director, no matter what movie he makes, it's probably going to be pretty good. You follow around an actor, that movie might not be good. The director's bad.

So I wonder if this production gets passed down to these other young artists, maybe they'll have similar. I think so. I don't think he's introducing people to a sound that folks like. Like, you saw a dove in here doing his... He was Seawking. Well, I call it Jay Walking. No, he called it.

What he should say? You called it a Jew step. No, he was like, Jew woo. Jew woo. All right, let's do some asking idiots, Taylor game. I got to get out of here. I got a baby. I got a baby to see.

I got three asking idiots and get the fuck on. What we got, Taylor? Oh, this is great. Oh, my God. What a fantastic fucking question. Who is this from? Sam Sills' response. No.

Would y'all swap your disses? Shala gets this by Kendrick and Schultz. by Drake. I don't know. I want to get this by the winner. Keep my name off your loser lips, brady. Listen, listen, listen. Thank you for the shoutouts in the past. But keep my name off your loser lips. That was funny. That was good. Yeah, I don't want to smokey Kendrick.

Shout out to him. Taylor, I love you. Gurris Saraj says prediction on Fury versus U6, two. My prediction is I'm not watching. I'm definitely watching. I'm not watching that shit. I don't know, bro. U6 is tough.

Every time I think U.S. is going to lose, he ends up winning. He's good. He finds a way to win. I don't know. I really don't know. And I don't know what's on Tyson's mind nowadays. I don't know if Tyson is really still on boxing. What?

What? What? What? What happened? What happened? What do you do? What do you do? Did I pump? You farted. I didn't farted. God damn. You just farting around black woman. That's crazy. What else Taylor?

I didn't fart. That's the spot. This one about the apocalypse. It's supposed to be, the aliens are supposed to come forward today. It's been predicted. Okay, this question is, would you be prepared if in all that war our apocalypse broke out right now? No. None of us would. None of y'all could grow your own food. None of y'all own guns. I want a gun. You want a gun? Okay. None of y'all know how to grow your own food.

You don't know how to grow your own food. You don't know how? own guns, you don't know how to use them. You live in New York, right? So what's you going to do? You can't call Uber eats when you're hungry. If the apocalypse breaks out, too late to repent. You just had sex last night, raw, with somebody and he's not married. Me and Andrew, good.

Yeah, we are good. You're not coming for us. Me and Andrew and Chris could. We're going to take care of our families. All you're unmarried fuckers in here? Not having sex, raw, unprotected, not married. Going to hell. They're going to think Chris is a zombie, though. Just walking around. There you go.

You're going through the pole How do you protect your piece from fraggle maggots? Don't sag. End the pod, end the pod. We're done. We're done. We're done.

As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, I think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's a brilliant.

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