The Brilliant Idiots - Diabolically Demure

Starting point is 00:00:00 Yep, Shalaman the guy. Andrew Shows. We are a brilliant idiots podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. And this week's podcast is brought to you by Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. Start a completely personalized website with the do-guided design system, Squarespace blueprint.

Starting point is 00:00:18 Choose from professionally curated layout and styling options to build a unique online presence from the ground up, tailor to your brand of business, and optimize for every device. Easily launch your website and get discovered fast with integrated optimized SEO tools. so you show it more often the more people and grow the way you want. Whether you're just starting out of managing a growing grand,

Starting point is 00:00:35 Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything from products to content to time, all in one place, all on your terms. Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch,

Starting point is 00:00:46 go to squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. That's Squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's start the show. Shout out,

Starting point is 00:00:56 shout out Willis. Greatest rapper of all time. Big Willie. Big Willie. Came to our attention that some people were not a fan of our... Actually, there was a lot of fans of our review of the song. I appreciated this song.

Starting point is 00:01:09 No, it was fire. It was fire. I remember why people thought I was playing. I liked the record. They really thought you were playing. And I think Will did watch Rush, but I really like Russ's verse. Russ got a line on his song when he said some shit,

Starting point is 00:01:24 like, when you're in a public eye, life is always like some type of therapy. What the fuck was it? Russ's whole verse was incredible. Incredible. No, he bodied. He bodyed. It wasn't big willy standards.

Starting point is 00:01:37 No, no. Big willies on a different level. Yeah. So what's the big willy bar that really? Yeah, what was the big willy? The whole thing. Because the whole thing is about I am. You know what I am, you know, I don't know if you know what I am means, but

Starting point is 00:01:51 I am is a powerful command statement. Okay. You know, you're free people to become who they want to be. So whatever words follow the statement I am, they manifest. I'm the heat. I'm the air conditioning. Boom. You are. Your body literally is.

Starting point is 00:02:06 And I am the air conditioning. Your body can make itself cool off and your body can make itself heat up when it needs to. That's why it's so prolific. That's why the ver- because the body. It's so relatable, bro. I am. It's relatable. I am the great I am.

Starting point is 00:02:20 I am the tree. I am the wood. What's the rest lyric, man? What's the name? Pull up the song. He had a lyric that was so good. Russ versus cold. The whole verse.

Starting point is 00:02:29 Don't worry. When he wins a Grammy for that song, Russ. Russ and Will. Jaden's on it, too. I didn't realize Jaden was on the hook. Jaden knew. His son. Smith?

Starting point is 00:02:40 Yes. Oh, yeah, Rush, bro, what did you say? My soul feels strapped like I'm right. Yes. Yo, this bar right here is crazy, Russ. When Russ says, voices in my head like, we don't fuck with you. Ego is the poison.

Starting point is 00:02:54 The cure is being uncomfortable. After the chaos comes certain clarity. Being a public figure is constant. version therapy. Rush be snapping. That's fine. The song is dope. I fuck with the record.

Starting point is 00:03:10 Anyway, I don't know why we had to start with this. I don't know either. How was your week, buddy? We was off last week. No, don't buddy me, bro. That's like calling a black person boy. Buddy?

Starting point is 00:03:20 Yeah, buddy is like white boy. It is? Hey, don't you buddy me. I didn't know that. Don't you buddy me, bro. Hey, hey, hey. You better cool you. You better, I'm off 120 milligrams of caffeine right now.

Starting point is 00:03:33 You better cool your jets. Oh, so buddy is the white boy? Hey, you better watch it. I'm asking, I want to know. Oh, you're asking too many questions. Hey, buddy. Hey. Hey.

Starting point is 00:03:44 So if somebody nuts on your back and calls you a nutty buddy? What the fuck? I should have never taught him gay him. Hey, nutty, buddy. I regret it, bro. I should have never taught him gay here. You're not even five minutes in, man. Nuts on your back and cause you a nutty buddy.

Starting point is 00:03:58 God. This is how black people feel? Thanks for the cheeks, nutty, buddy. Yo. Listen, how was your week, though? You were the L, you were the G, B-T-E-Q. How was your week? Yo, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:04:19 What did you do? I was out east. Are you back in your zone? You back on stage? I got up last night. I'm going to go up again tonight. You in Atlantic City this weekend. A.C.

Starting point is 00:04:30 This weekend. I'm coming to that show. Yes, sir. I wanted to. Like home away from home. I love Atlantic City, bro. It's AC and Anguilla. I really do.

Starting point is 00:04:38 I told you. I like Atlantic City. I like the peace of mind I get in Atlantic City. Atlantic City is a cool place to go get away. Yes. It's a good date night. I'm like, oh, we're out there. And you have my favorite.

Starting point is 00:04:48 Yeah, oceans are fire. There's some fucking monsters walking around that casino. What you mean? I don't know. Like, casinos, they just bring out, like, there's some people you see them gambling and you're just like, whoa. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:05:01 Like, you see them at the slot machines. like, what the fuck are you? But they gamble that life. You can tell the way their stomach is hanging over there, motherfucking, you know, shit. It's like, oh, they gamble that life. They don't give a fuck. It's like Wally.

Starting point is 00:05:13 Oh, Wally, the robot? I wish I had a dick joe for you. But I don't, if I had a dick joke for me, whoo. No, I get exactly what you say. But especially in Atlantic City. Atlantic City. Atlantic City got a special, unique type of look to it.

Starting point is 00:05:33 But I enjoy it. I'm not going for it. I enjoy going to Atlantic City. I really do. Yeah, so shout out Ocean. Shout out DeMore. Appreciate y'all. We'll see you out there, man.

Starting point is 00:05:42 What do we think, but what about your week? What about Joe week? You're talking about him for that. Both for what? He thought I was going to fall for that. Nope. What is it? Nope.

Starting point is 00:05:54 Nope. It's not the more dick goes in your head. That's not what it is. It's not that. It's not that. The more dick. goes in your ass, the more you like it. I'm the colon.

Starting point is 00:06:05 I'm the sphincter. By the way, that's how it should be, though. Yes. The more dick goes in your ass, clearly, the more you like it. Up to a point. Because why would you be doing it over and over and over? Yo, why would you keep letting somebody dick you in the ass about I don't like it? I don't like this shit.

Starting point is 00:06:22 Why do girls do that so much? Why do girls always try to probe? Girls really try to steal everything from gay guys, huh? You steal all the fucking vocab. You still butt fucking. Sucking dick. Sucking dick y'all never did that until guys showed y'all. Guys really had to step in and show y'all how to fuck.

Starting point is 00:06:40 Wouldn't that be wild if you've learned that sucking dick was a gay act? Of course it was. Because the only reason people started doing it is because a guy showed them how to do it. Yeah, I mean, guys are probably the best. That would be crazy. I mean, guys have to be the best. Girls are the best eating pussy. Girls got to be the best eating pussy.

Starting point is 00:07:00 Taylor high. She don't give a fuck. What do we got, Taylor? Let's do some any. What's the shit called? memes of the week. Oh, that's my girl, my spirit animal, Big Ray Gun.

Starting point is 00:07:09 Oh, no. Big Ray Gun. Why was this a big story, the break dancing? Well, this is from your page. I posted this as an affirmation. Look at my caption said. My caption said, why does she have to breakdance in a specific way?

Starting point is 00:07:24 Why can't she just do it in her way? Well, did you hear the Olympics? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, why can't she just, she won the Olympics if you ask me. She's the only person that we talk about from break dancing. did I say on the breakfast club? I was like, we don't even know who the fuck won gold.

Starting point is 00:07:37 Exactly. She didn't win nothing. Like, this girl put breakdancing on a map. There was no breakdancing before her. Well, nobody was talking about breakdancing. That's what I'm saying. So if we're talking about, you've got to give her something. They're not bringing it back next year, though.

Starting point is 00:07:50 Why? I think that the Olympics need to stop this shit anyway. I don't think that the Olympics needs to be like just making things sports that aren't normally sports. Let's stick to like the sports we actually know and recognizes sports. Running. Track. Swimming. Swimming.

Starting point is 00:08:04 you know, throwing the javelin, the pole ball, all of that type of shit, like the stuff that we know to be sports, keep it at that. How you even get into pole vault? Like, how does that even, nobody even asked me if I wanted to do that. We had at high school. You had a high school pole vault?

Starting point is 00:08:20 Yep. With everything, shot put, hammer throw. It's just all the high schools in America were built to have track and field, and then you just, like, oh, linemen. New York forgot about that shit. That's dove you here talking. They were somebody that did the poleball who had some crazy meat, right?

Starting point is 00:08:36 Yep. He won. He won. He won. He won. He was a heart. Pull up the guy with the crazy meat, Taylor. He said his meat was crazy.

Starting point is 00:08:45 I only saw a quick fix. He failed because when he came, he knocked the bar down with his dick. Why he took it? You got to tuck. You're tucked in spandex. No, but you got tucked between your legs before you called. Well, they already had one trans. Do we know?

Starting point is 00:08:59 No. No. Do we know? No. Nah, they said that was wrong. They said she wasn't trans. Actually, she'd got to be. Nah, they said she wasn't.

Starting point is 00:09:08 Yeah, but if she was born a woman. Come on, bro. Listen, we're not about to get out into these lawsuits that she told him. So, look at this dude. Look at this dude, man. White boy, define all stereotypes. Now, he hit with his knees first. No, bro.

Starting point is 00:09:23 His meat took the whole thing down. I see, you saw that. Boy, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He had bounced. He was going to get that metal to that meat. Why the fuck didn't he tuck that thing? You know what you got in your pants? Yeah. Look at me. Look at me. Oh, shit. Boom. Didn't get a goal, but I'm sure he got some pussy.

Starting point is 00:09:44 No, he definitely. He's smashing anything. Okay? That's crazy. No, no, no, no. He's hard. I think he's a little hard. I couldn't tell. I think he's a little hard. Because look how much it. I think that's flaccid, bro. Get out of here, bro. Flasset. I am a hater. Yo, you know the most impressive thing about this? He broke the beam. Yo, you know the most impressive thing? He doesn't reach for his cock not once. Wow. Didn't reach for it.

Starting point is 00:10:08 Look, like, no, he's not grabbing his cock. He's not in no pain or nothing. He didn't even feel it. Nothing. Nothing. Come on, man. If you knew you weren't going to win a medal, wouldn't you go over there with a prosthetic

Starting point is 00:10:17 and just hit the thing with your day? Bro, you kind of got to give him a metal just because you're impressed. Yeah. Put the metal around his cock. All right? You didn't win in the pole vault with that pole you go. God, God damn. Yo, man.

Starting point is 00:10:30 Should we start over or? What I want to start over and do the positive? What month is it, yo? What month is it? It's crazy. Hey, get that man some credit. That's not gay because you're giving them made credit. Come on, yo.

Starting point is 00:10:44 Your dick ain't never knocked down a bean. Get rid of that. You just can never knock down nothing, Alex. That's facts, bro. Your dick, get a knock. You get that. You know, yeah. What have you knocked down with your dick before?

Starting point is 00:10:55 I knocked down some women in the day, but that's it. Now, you think you knocked him down. That's it. You never did that to a woman. Never. You never, you never done that. Never. I actually haven't.

Starting point is 00:11:06 What else we got to? All memes necessary. Let's go. What are we going? What are we talking about? Say her name correct. What's that? Yeah, go back to that.

Starting point is 00:11:18 What the fuck is that? I don't know. Hold on. Taylor, hold on. Taylor, did you just bring up? What was that? Go back to that shit. Go back to that shit.

Starting point is 00:11:29 Taylor just be high. Go back to that video. I want to see why she took Ariel's voice. We need to figure what was going on. Very demure. Very mindful. I don't come to work with a green cut crease. Don't look like a clown when I go to work.

Starting point is 00:11:42 I don't do too much. I'm very mindful while I'm at work. See how I look very presentable. The way I came to the interview is the way I go to the job. A lot of you girls go to the interview looking like Marge Simpson and go to the job looking like Patty and Selma. Not demure. I'm very modest.

Starting point is 00:11:59 I'm very mindful. You see my shirt? Only a little chee-chie out. Not my chocho. Be mindful of why they hired you. Here's your reality check, Diva. What's the name you'd like me to make it out to? You got to do all that to get a job at the buffet?

Starting point is 00:12:14 God, damn. What's going on here? Charlemagne. What? Charlemagne. What is going on here? Charlemagne. Do you think that that girl works at a buffet, Charlemagne?

Starting point is 00:12:25 That's what it says. What does it say? What does it say? It's a surprise. It's right. I thought it said that. It didn't say she was applying for a job at my name. What buffet would she work at?

Starting point is 00:12:42 Golden Corral, clearly. Oh, do they have a good buffet? Oh, my God. One of the best. Really? Oh, absolutely. But what is this video about Taylor? So, basically, this is, like, a trend that everyone's doing, especially the celebrities.

Starting point is 00:12:54 What is the trend? Of just saying, oh, look, I'm just a more and mindful. She's a more and mindful. Did you see that? Her breath. She's a celebrity? What's up? She's a celebrity?

Starting point is 00:13:04 But do you see that? I wish me in a video. Even the mic stand is like, yo, shut up. Ha! Ha! The mic stand is not. Mike stand is like, if Shulton Shalamee won't do something, I'm real. I'm stepping him.

Starting point is 00:13:20 That is true. Every time Taylor talks, the mic just goes, ooh. Taylor, what was that you just showed us? Taylor, you look very demure today. Yeah, that's the whole point. That's what celebrities are doing now. It's just trying to on Instagram. You didn't see it?

Starting point is 00:13:37 But why? Why? Because of her? Yeah. This is the version of video. Your outfit is great today, by the way. I compliment you that off there and I want to say it on air. You look very demure.

Starting point is 00:13:46 Thank you. What else we got, Taylor? What do we have, Taylor? Yeah, boy. Who? What? Just so stupid. My guy, Tyrese.

Starting point is 00:13:56 Tyrese, he wanted to come here today, but he had to fucking fly out, man. What happened, man? He had to fly out. Tyree's a legend, bro. He came to the breakfast club. How do you go? I didn't get into the breakfast club. What happened?

Starting point is 00:14:08 Y'all want to let him in? I couldn't let him in dress like that, bro. Are you serious? Yes. Like, you can't come in like that. You got to take all that shit off. Because, you know, we got facial recognition at the breakfast club. So he couldn't even get in because the recognition machine wasn't recognizing his face.

Starting point is 00:14:23 So he had to take the bid and the hair and everything off, and then he was able to come. But why would he come dressed as an African warlord? Well, I don't know. I think his inspiration was Marvin Gay. Well, no, no, no, I'm lying. He did a video. Well, let me start. Matter of fact, let me give Tyrese a surprise.

Starting point is 00:14:43 He's the, he, that's an entertaining dude, man. Listen, let me tell you something. I listened to Tyro, not the whole album, but he sent me like six or seven songs off his beautiful pain album. And I text Tyrese back and I said, let me tell you something, man. I forget how talented you are because of all your motherfucking antics. That's it. So Tyree said he recorded his whole album like he was in 1965 or 1968.

Starting point is 00:15:09 He literally said this. So he's been dressing like this just to get into that zone and the album sounds like it. His album is the songs I heard are so fucking good and so fucking strong and so powerful. You understand why he's really a method actor. Can I just ask a question because of that? We would say that that was like the heyday of soul. music, right? Absolutely. Do you think there was something about like the colored water fountains that helped with that? I think it was the time. No, I mean, you're joking, but I thought

Starting point is 00:15:42 there might have been something in the water, right? I think it was, I think it was, I think it was the time. And then once y'all started drinking the white water, it just went away. There's no soul in the white water. I think that there was just more, I think there was more soul because in the, in the colored water fountain. The white water got no soul. There's no soul in it. You can't get jazz from white water fountains? There's something, too, what you're saying. I don't know if it's the water found, but it was something about the time that gave an elevated level of soul. I don't think it was the racism or discrimination.

Starting point is 00:16:13 I don't think that had anything to do with it. I really think it comes down to the H2L. Whatever it was, Tyrese been drinking it. And that motherfucker album is incredible. Like, I'm not going front. And he said that he was channeling the 60s. Even when you listen to this performance, you can clown his outfit. He sounds great.

Starting point is 00:16:29 That's the thing about Tyrese. He is incredibly talented. He is beyond talented. Say what you want about him, but in the Fast and Furious movies, like as the comedic relief, he's the funniest guy in that film. If Tyrese would let me executive produce a comedy for him. I want to do a Larry David Kirby and Thurgy Adam style show with Tyree. He was a, uh, the house husband's show?

Starting point is 00:16:53 Yes. He would be perfect. I'm telling you. I almost think you need him in a comedy. And let him be himself. That's it. He's funny. He's funny.

Starting point is 00:17:06 He's funny without trying. There's a moment in Breakfast Club interview where Tyrese cries. Fire. And he cries because I don't know if people realize it tonight, Tyrese has had a lot of light, a lot of loss. So his mother died two years ago. Both his sisters died. Jesus.

Starting point is 00:17:25 Of course, still grieving Paul Walker. The movie that he's out promoting right now in 1992. No, no. Hold on. Hold on. Not 18.99. Not 18.92. Hold on.

Starting point is 00:17:36 I said 18.92. Oh. Still. Still, no, that's a long, that's a lot of. No. Grief goes and evidence flows. Family's forever. Yeah, grief calls and evidence flows.

Starting point is 00:17:47 It don't go nowhere. Like, you know, you might. That's a long time. Especially if they're still, no, but look, it's still taping, it's actually to tape me in fast and furious. You would hope the people that love you,

Starting point is 00:17:57 grieve you forever to. No, that's right. You would hope some people would grieve you forever to. That's right. But he lost both his sisters. He lost his mom. He lost Paul Walker. The movie he just did that he's out promoting 1992.

Starting point is 00:18:07 I don't know about this, Paul. I think he's just throwing out with him. They're still filming Fast and Ferry. He's still, though, so it's going to bring that memory. And he's still cool with the family. He's with Cody, his brother all the time. But Ray Leota, that was Ray Leota's last time. Oh, wow.

Starting point is 00:18:19 In a film. RIP. So Tyrese deals with a lot of loss. And so I bought it up to him. And, man, he stopped and thought about it for a minute. He just... He said, I can't do this. He broke down.

Starting point is 00:18:29 He was just like, yo, you know, he was like, I, um, I do my best. every day. But he's crying. And I'm like, yo, go get some tissue. I'm like, somebody bring Tyrese and Tyrese and is like, I don't want no tissue. I'm a man. Men cry. You don't cry? Like, yes, and we wipe our face. Like, what are you talking about? That means my head. No, so somebody brings him the tissue. He takes the tissue. He's crying. He takes it. Throw it in the air like a bunch of ones. How am I not supposed to laugh at that in that moment? Tyree some tissue. I don't need no tissue.

Starting point is 00:19:03 Man, you're U.S. man. Oh, man. I love you too, brother. Do you understand how much power it is and letting it go? Yeah, because you've been holding it the whole interview. Okay. You asked me the question. I did, but I mean, I'm still getting you.

Starting point is 00:19:14 You should have never asked the question if you didn't want to see. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you, black man. Okay, do you not cry? Absolutely.

Starting point is 00:19:24 You might not bring it to the radio. Absolutely. But this is what being grown is. Thank you, brother. I'm not doing this. I need one. My makeup going to mess up. I need him.

Starting point is 00:19:36 Hear me. My consider sitting today. You know what I'm saying? But that is how I read it. In the midst of seriousness, he's still going to laugh at him because he's just so funny. Nah, he's entertaining.

Starting point is 00:19:48 And then after he throws the towels, he sits there for a while, then he goes, I'm going to use my hand. And he watches the chair with this. Yo, he's been a star for 20 years. No, longer. What?

Starting point is 00:20:00 20. Are you crazy? I think more than that? 30. No. Everybody first found out about Tyrese on a Coca-Cola commercial when you was a teenager. When we were, when we were, I was 10 years old. Factor Fierrez has been around for 20 years.

Starting point is 00:20:14 Okay, okay, 30 years. My point is, baby boy was what, 90? 8? You don't stay famous for 30 years if you're not incredibly entertaining. 94 was a Coca-Cola commercial. Yeah. And now we're in. When his first album came out?

Starting point is 00:20:29 30 years. When did Tyree's first album? 30 years. Google that. Google Tyree's first album. You don't stay famous for 30 years if you're not entertaining. It's plain and simple. Our talented.

Starting point is 00:20:37 That's what I've been. Like, if you don't have something compelling. Four brothers, one of the best. Oh, that movie. Yeah. 98. Tyree's first album came out in 98. No, we need a Tyrese.

Starting point is 00:20:48 His first album. Appreciation. I think we need a moment of appreciation for Tyrese. You know, listen, this is when we first found out about Tyrese. Now, this is how you know Tyrese is a star. Because he hasn't aged at all since. this is fucking commercial. But the fact that this commercial

Starting point is 00:21:03 led to him being a star. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's like when somebody's so talented, you just see him in something small and then it's like, oh, shit. I just have a theory. I just figured something out, guys. It's not necessarily that black people age better.

Starting point is 00:21:19 It's that you look 30 from like the time you're 18 and then you don't look older than 30 until you die. So like in that commercial, he's a teenager. He could be 30 years old. There's no reason that he's not. And he's not changed.

Starting point is 00:21:34 50 cent has looked 30 for the last 30 fucking years. Right? Yeah. You haven't changed the way you look outside of graying of your beard and your teeth. I'm doing that on purpose. For the entire friendship that we've had. No, I get what you're saying. But you got to take care of yourself, though.

Starting point is 00:21:50 You got to drink water. Black people care, I think. Than white people. We moisturized. We moisturized. Sunstream. Yeah, you got to take care of yourself, man. That's interesting.

Starting point is 00:22:00 And that's like instilled when we're kids. My mothers would lather out face crazy. Really? So that's it. So white people just don't have this same, like, at least white men don't have a skin care regimen. And then we just fucking start falling apart. That's interesting.

Starting point is 00:22:15 Okay, so it's really simple. Stay moisturized. We got to say moisturize. That's right. God bless Tyrese. Man, listen, God bless Tyrese. I'm telling you, beautiful pain. When I heard the album, I was like, I forgot how talented Tyrese is.

Starting point is 00:22:26 I really don't watch Fast and Furious and all that shit like that. No, I really don't. Bass Fieris is a fantastic franchise. I don't, I mean, yeah, I'm sure. You have to watch it ironically now, but they know. Like, the people who make it, the car chases are just so extreme that it's, what is it called? Jumping the Shark, is that the term? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:42 Where, like, they're doing it for comedic effect. Like, none of these things can happen, and they know that. And everybody's on the beauty of movies, though. That's it. When you have- Like, I told somebody that the other day, I'm like, it's a movie. Let it be faith. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:53 I'm like, why do we want movies? I want movies to be ridiculous. Yep. Like, dude, it's a movie. Yep. Show me some shit I ain't never seen before. Yes. Real life is fucking wild enough.

Starting point is 00:23:04 Like Wolverine Deadpool. You saw it finally? Yeah, yeah. I didn't say it, but you could talk to me about it. So good, yeah. But was it about anything? No. I saw everybody, I saw people under the comments saying,

Starting point is 00:23:14 Shalbman don't know what you're talking about. It's not connected to anything. And then I saw people saying like, it's always been a standalone movie. It's in the MCU now, you fucking dickheads. Ah, so it's got to push the story for it. This is the only Marvel movie that we've gotten all year. I wanted to push the story forward.

Starting point is 00:23:27 Show me something. Have it attached. to a larger world. That's all I'm saying. But they started this one so long ago. I think they just wanted to just have like a book ending on all the old shit. That's what it was. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:23:38 They needed time to reset and go in a new direction. It's fun as fuck. It's so enjoyable. But it's not attached. It's not about nothing. That's all I'm saying. Ice grossing R-rated film of all time. But does it have to be about some shit?

Starting point is 00:23:50 I don't know. For past. When it, Marvel's that gave us that expectation show. Oh, that's right. Marvel made it to where they gave us all of these movies and TV shows that were supposed to be interconnected and this and that. Like, they set this expectation.

Starting point is 00:24:04 I give that to you. So when I go to the theater and you don't give me that expectation, don't get mad when I'm not, you know. But there are a lot of deep cuts that if you weren't paying attention to any other previous shit, you'll miss. So it's funny throughout for casual.

Starting point is 00:24:16 You're saying like inside jokes. Yes, there's so many inside. Give me an example. Oh, man. It's so hard. Like, just even the banter that he has with Wolverine because you know he's been calling out Wolverine for the past two movies.

Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah. When they brought Captain America back as Green Lantern or whatever the fuck he was. No, the Humintosh. It's made a billion dollars now. Fuck the spoilers. Yeah. Yes. At the human torch.

Starting point is 00:24:38 But I mean, we're going to see a lot of that going forward in the MCU. And I don't think I want that. I don't. Wait, why is that? Like, we're going to see like all of these different variants. I hate that. I don't like that. One fucking timeline.

Starting point is 00:24:50 One, it's over. Stop with the multiple timelines. I don't like the multiple universes. One Earth, get over. And there's no states no more. Because people can die and just come back and then. back at the others. It's like, no, man. You come back in a different character. Now nothing matters.

Starting point is 00:25:02 I don't like it. I don't like it. But I did like that pull of Wolverine. It just wasn't attached to nothing. What else we got, Tail? We're just warming up here, guys. We're just warming up here on brilliant idiots. What else we got? Now we're interested in this one. Taylor, would you show everybody how awesome your outfit is, how adorable your outfit is? Come on. It's so cool. It is demure. It is demure. You look so demure. I was like, yo, first thing I said, I was like, your outfit is awesome. Did I not say that? Off camera. Why is it focused on me?

Starting point is 00:25:30 Oh, you're right. Okay, let's hear. What we got here? Keith Boykin. Keith Boykin and Michael Eric Dyson repeatedly correct representative Nancy Mace after she purposely mispronounces VP Kamala Harris. Yo, Michael Eric Dyson is one of the most talented human beings at the English language I've ever heard of my.

Starting point is 00:25:47 That guy, he is a like a... You're not fucking with Michael. What is it? It's like a weapon. He's the only person that's not a rapper who can use words. Bro. Michael, Michael is prolific.

Starting point is 00:26:00 I don't even know what he's saying half the time. Let the record show. Yeah. I don't know Keith Boykin. I know him from, you know Nancy Mace. Michael and Nancy,

Starting point is 00:26:08 those my people. We got to connect Nancy and Dove, bro. Man. I told you, when Nancy got single, I told you, Dove, you ain't hit her up. You got her number

Starting point is 00:26:18 when I bought her to Andrew's birthday party. She came to my birthday party. You sent her a text? You brought this crackerous to my birthday party. that brush is way too big for the amount of hair that you have. I just like being able to have a brush. Just be able to use one again.

Starting point is 00:26:33 It's fun. It is, man. The good old days. 20 years. If you pull a muscle, all of a sudden, you realize how often you use that muscle. So the bladder is exactly like that. When it's working well, we don't think about it. But when it's not working properly, you're getting up at night,

Starting point is 00:26:54 or in the cases of many, in, you may have some leakage. If this is something that's affecting your quality of life, there are really good solutions these days. Depend makes the guard in the shield. The shield would be if you have some leakage on occasion, if you have heavier leakage, you could use the guard. Okay, so let's look at this. They were on CNN on Abby Phillips show, and it says, keep pointing to Michael Eric Geithson, repeatedly correct Representative Nancy Mays after she purposely mispronouncing VP Kamala Harris's name. All right, let's go. Very vulnerable position. Talk about rerun, Kamala's, Kamala's, uh, you almost got it. I will say Kamala's anyway that I want to.

Starting point is 00:27:31 No, but Kamala's, but you mispronouncing her name. That's why you're using to acknowledge your name. If I purposely mispronounce your name, I would not be appropriate. Policies are Joe Biden's policies. She owns it. You normalizing that kind of discusness, man. 33 times. She was the disrespectful. She was in the vice president. Biden's bill. She was 33 times of deciding one

Starting point is 00:27:56 on Joe Biden's bills in the Senate. Let me just say this, because this Congresswoman is a wonderful human being, but when you disrespect Kamala Harris by saying you will call her whatever you want, I know you don't intend it to be that way.

Starting point is 00:28:07 That's the history and legacy of white disregard for the humanity of black people. So now you're calling me racist. I didn't say, I just said you weren't racist. That is complete yes. You don't have to intend racism to accomplish it.

Starting point is 00:28:16 No, no, you are intending that I'm racist. And that is part in a vice. Trump is in a, very vulnerable position. We're talking about rerun, Kamala's... How do you pronounce it? It's Kamala.

Starting point is 00:28:29 Like Kamala, Kamala, Kamala. Kamala. Yeah, Vice President Kamala has... When Nancy fucked up is saying I can call her whatever I want. Because what fucks it up is like, now you're showing me that you don't have, you don't even, you're disregarding who she is based off party. Because if you mispronounce the name and somebody correct you're mispronounceing the name, you just say, hey, cool.

Starting point is 00:28:53 When you say I can call it whatever I want, you're showing a level of maliciousness with it. You know what I mean? Like you're purposely trying to be malicious. Like your intent is the disrespect her. Kamala. And that's what I don't like with politics, period. I don't like that. When Democrats do it, I don't like when Republicans do it.

Starting point is 00:29:09 You know what I mean? It shouldn't be about party. It's frivolous. I don't like anybody that's so beholden to a party that they put themselves in position like this. Like, I feel the same way about people who lied about President Biden's condition. Right? that Democrats who purposely would say things like, I'd vote for...

Starting point is 00:29:26 He's a lie. He's a lie. He's a lot. Why would they even say that? I'd vote for him if he was dead. We can't at Bernie's. Like, why? Why were you so willing to lie to people about his condition?

Starting point is 00:29:38 I don't respect that. And it's the same thing with this. Nancy, the homie, me and Nancy with the high school together. That's my people's. But when she says that one line, I can call her whatever I want. I wasn't in high school. I didn't know her in high school.

Starting point is 00:29:50 I mean, her mom and my mom taught her. the same school. And she dropped out. She dropped out. I got kicked out. Scraford High School in South Carolina. Damn, she's a high school dropout? Yeah. I made it to... Drop out of high school. First woman ever graduated from the Citadel. Well, Citadel is all-male military school.

Starting point is 00:30:08 Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Nancy got a super... She was getting into it. Super rich history. But it's just like, just saying that you can't say I can call her whatever I want. Because it shows you're being malicious. It shows you have a disdain. Yeah. And it shouldn't be.

Starting point is 00:30:23 that way. Kamala. Let's say Vice President Kamala Harris. I say President Trump. I call people by what their titles are. The only reason I mispronounced shit is because I don't know no better. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 00:30:36 But if you correct me, I'm not going to just continue to disrespect you and say I can call this person whatever I want to. That just shows a level of disrespect, disrespect, maliciousness, and disdain that I just think is whack in politics. Yeah. You know, and it's all based on party. I don't care what the party is.

Starting point is 00:30:52 You should be willing to tell the truth and show respect to the other party. Who are the people on the show? Well, that's Michael Eric Dyson. I know Michael Eric Dyson. Abby hosts the show, the black woman Abby host the show. I don't know who else is. And what is Abby? Like, she's a journalist.

Starting point is 00:31:06 She's a politician. Who is she? Yes, she hosts a CBS Newsnight with Abby Phillips. So she's a news anchor for CNN. Beautiful. And the other thing about Nancy, too, I think Nancy says some things that are actually valuable. Like what?

Starting point is 00:31:23 Just in general, like when she's just like, you know, when she's just talking as a politician and she's a conservative who still tends to hold other conservatives, you know, feet to the fire. People will not listen to you ever. Who's that guy? That's keep boikin. I don't know him too. I just know him from Instagram.

Starting point is 00:31:37 People will never listen to you ever when they see you disrespect the vice. That's Abby right there. That's Abby right there. Yes. I'm just saying, you just shouldn't show this level of disdain. I agree with you. You know?

Starting point is 00:31:49 It's beneath you as a politician. You want to act like. there's some level of maturity amongst these politicians, but there really isn't. They're just kids. It's high school again. It's kind of sad. What else we got, Taylor Gang? Speaking of maturity.

Starting point is 00:32:04 Who we got? Your boy. Kamala has one big advantage. She's a very beautiful woman. Here we go. So I decided to go back and reread the clause. I'm not saying he's, but I say that I am much better looking than her. I think I'm much better.

Starting point is 00:32:31 I'm a better looking person than Kamala. No, I couldn't believe it. She said, you know, I had never heard that one. They said, no, her biggest advantage is that she's a beautiful woman. I'm gone, huh. I never thought of that.

Starting point is 00:32:48 I'm better looking than she said, Can I tell Maga something? Yeah. Maga, y'all been sending me a lot of death threats lately. I don't know why. Maga, let me tell you something. Your leader's ready to go. Your leader is ready

Starting point is 00:33:07 to step down. Your leader does not want to lead anymore. Wait a minute. Tell me, tell me, tell me. Your leader of Donald Trump is hoping the Republican Party does him the way the Democrats did Joe Biden. He's not even trying no more.

Starting point is 00:33:25 Explain what you're trying to say here. I'm saying that Donald Trump does want to run for president anymore. The other day, Donald Trump said, if Kamala Harris wins, he's moving to Venezuela. That's what he said. As he was sitting there

Starting point is 00:33:38 with his head down, you ever seen that meme with a Popeye's chicken lady when she's just sitting there, she's just tired as fuck? That's how Donald Trump looks. He does not want to run for president no more. I don't know why y'all can't see this.

Starting point is 00:33:49 I read a great article, man, and they were talking about how he's clearly suffering from PTSD. Can you imagine? He did get y'all forgot he got shot at a few weeks ago, right? How this, y'all forgot he was almost dead. This is what is, a few weeks ago.

Starting point is 00:34:04 Confusing to me. How, after he got shot, I was like, oh, the presidency's his. There's not even a question. And somehow, somehow the, the, the empathy and the consideration that the country of the world had for him has evaporated. Because at the end of the day, in two weeks. What do we always say, Shultz? We've said this on this podcast a lot.

Starting point is 00:34:27 Ignorance is bliss, right? we all want to be blissful, we want to be happy, we don't want to know all of this shit we know now. Wouldn't it be great to go back to just boring, traditional politics where this shit wasn't in our discourse every day where everybody was so confused and worried about what the leader in a few words were going to say. I was driving in New Jersey and there's this overpass in Paramus

Starting point is 00:34:52 and these people are always up there protesting or having different signs. And it was a bunch of Asians up there last week. And they had a sign that said Harris Walls bring joy. Can you pronounce it like them? Harris Walls brings joy. And I sat there. As I passed that sign, I go, that's what it is.

Starting point is 00:35:17 People just don't want that. Were they chanting at all? No, I don't know that. Just tell me what it sounded. I don't know. What you going to do now? was a sign. I don't know. Is it Harris Wall brings joy?

Starting point is 00:35:31 Look, go ahead. Do it. I'm not going to do it so bad. You want to do it so bad. You want to do it so bad. I think it probably sounded like Harris Walls brings joy. That's what I think it sounded like. What is in your head? I don't know what was in your head. Fucking, that's super racist of you to assume they were going to have some Asian accents. They're in New Jersey. I did not think they were going to have Asian accents. Yeah, you did. No, I rated Harris Walls brings joy, not bring soy.

Starting point is 00:35:56 Okay? Good. He's fucking good. He's fucking good. I've read it exactly how he wrote it. He might be a liberal cuck, but he still got it. Okay? He might be a lib.

Starting point is 00:36:13 But all I'm simply saying is we don't want that chaos. We don't want that confusion. Even with him getting shot at, we don't want that either. I don't want him to be shot. No. I don't want that for any of our political leagues. I don't want that. any of them to be shot.

Starting point is 00:36:27 I think that was, as much as he stood up, and it was a great moment with his fist in the air. What was he saying? He said, fight, fight, fight. But I think he really don't have any anymore. Really? I think Trump is over it. I think Trump wants the Republican Party

Starting point is 00:36:43 to put him out the pastor. You would think that he would get up and be like, duck. Like, someone got a gun. You know what I mean? The advice at that point is get down. No. Not if you don't want to be here no more.

Starting point is 00:36:58 Oh. I'm just saying. He's like, not if you don't want to be here no more. I don't think Donald Trump wants to be running for president. I think he's still, I think he got another year. Year what? Gear. Gear?

Starting point is 00:37:13 Yeah, I think he got another gear. I don't think so, bro. I don't think they had no pivot from President Biden because President Biden was that terrible of a candidate. I think his fuck up was pushing the Biden is dead or Biden can't function or Biden's brain doesn't work anymore because if he kept Biden in the race, he would have won. Now that Kamala's in the race and all of a sudden people like her out of nowhere. He didn't keep Biden in the race. My point is he was pushing for Biden to step down.

Starting point is 00:37:38 All of his rhetoric was, let's have him take an IQ test. He can't even do this. He's not able to do it right now. Oh, yeah, yeah. I get you, but he never thought in a million years that they would actually remove him. That was the wrong rhetoric. I mean, it just worked too well. It worked.

Starting point is 00:37:53 Yeah, it worked too well. Well, and there's also this, there's also, let's not put it all on Donald Trump. There is this guy named Joe Biden, okay, who didn't help the cause in any way, shape, or form. Does anybody have, like, a, like a location on him? Like, what is he up to? He was speaking last week. He was on trail last week with Kamala. He came out with her, what the fuck was there yet?

Starting point is 00:38:12 I forgot what he was. You said Kamala's Kamala. Kamala. Kamala. No, he said Kamala. I'll say it whoever I want. All right, bet. I will pronounce it whoever I want.

Starting point is 00:38:22 It's Kamala. It's not necessary. It's Kamala. It's not necessary. He's saying it right, Kamala. Why did you hear it wrong? But my whole thing, I really believe. I bet you don't even think she's black, hater.

Starting point is 00:38:36 But see, that's another thing. She's black to me. If you watch Fox News, I like watching Fox News, right? All you hear on Fox News is them saying Donald Trump cut this shit up. Stop talking about her identity. Stop saying she's a DEI hire. Stop the insults. Focus on the issues.

Starting point is 00:38:52 I was watching Fox News and I literally said. saw them, they had this fucking, like, banner. They're hanging from like a bridge. And they're like, I want you to do now. What? Go to another topic. He's the craziest man in America.

Starting point is 00:39:07 He just can't help. He's the craziest man in America. All right. Michael Rubin. Michael Rubin was on the breakfast club. I think this is the only reason Dove has been sitting in here this whole time. Dove is, uh, he's top ten, top five Jewish people I know. Yo, he is.

Starting point is 00:39:25 He is top five. Top five. There you go, dove. What is he putting on? He's got a hamika that matches his shirt. Did you call it a fucking... What is it? You see how easy you can mispronounce something?

Starting point is 00:39:39 But when you correct me, I'm going to correct it, and I'm not going to say, I can call that whatever I want. But you just made up a word. What's up? Oh, Yamaka, Yamaka. What did you call it? Yamanika Sandus. You put the Yamanika on.

Starting point is 00:39:53 They'll put the Yamanika on. It's a yarmulaka, right? You called it a Hanukkah, right? Yamaka. A hamika. A hamika. But he's got a yarmulke on. It's fresh.

Starting point is 00:40:06 He's only wearing that shit because he hasn't gone to Turkey to get his bald spot filled in. Why you don't go get it done? You can go to Miami, though. Miami and Boston got some good spots. Yeah, but it's expensive over there. It is. It's just more expensive. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:17 And he's a G. Gee. Yeah. Sorry. Let's hear what Michael Rubin. Let's hear what Michael Rubin said on Breakfast Club. Michael Rubin said that he does not like black hate on hate. Whoa.

Starting point is 00:40:31 Following rumors made about Meek Mills' sexuality. I see the narrative of a really good friend of mine like Meek. And people are trying to, you know, again, if he was gay, which there's not one gay bone on his body, who cares, number one? Let's say, if people want to be gay, it's 2024, who cares? Okay. Number two, there's not a gay bone on his body. So, like, why do people want to lie about that? Why do people want to change a narrative of a bet he made with me

Starting point is 00:40:53 to try to hurt him? Like, that is the one thing I've learned about, you know, look, I'm just being blunt because it's me. It's the one thing I've learned about black culture that I don't like is that black hate on hate. Speak on that more. I heard you say that early and I wanted you to expound on that. He said you don't like to speak black people tearing down other black people.

Starting point is 00:41:07 Yeah, it's horrible. Like, it's horrible. Like, I want to support every, look, you got, two of you guys know me pretty well. Anything I can ever help with, I'm always there. I always want to be helpful. I feel lucky and fortunate to do what I do every day. It be as, you know, whatever success I've had, I feel blessed to do that.

Starting point is 00:41:23 And I want to give back in every way I can, you know, in business and in charitable things. I'm always trying to be helpful. Like, why does someone want to bring somebody else down? Let's try to build everybody up. Like, you know, when I see the narrative, I'd be more excited if, you know, if I'd be more excited to see one of my friends do something that's 99% less meaningful to me, but it would be really meaningful to them because I want them to do great. I want everyone around me to do great.

Starting point is 00:41:49 I don't like watching, you know, there's a little bit, and you tell me, you guys correct me if you think I'm wrong. I think there's a little bit of a black culture of like it's black hate on hate. It's like that black judge that me had that hated on him and want to put it and go extra hard on him. Okay. It's like I, like it's what people always say to me. It's like black hate on hated. So I think it's terrible. I think it's something that it's culturally wrong.

Starting point is 00:42:11 Michael, Michael, Michael. I'm probably saying this because, you know, you're, you know, I'm glad you're saying it openly. If this is the conversations that are being had. I have it all the time with that. Michael, I want to hear it. Yeah, so I think it's wrong. I think like, why do you not want to build everyone up around you? Why do you not want everyone around you to do great?

Starting point is 00:42:26 I'd be more excited if, you know... What's you think? So, see? I think that Michael's confusing the black hate on hates with black culture, when in reality it's people that are disenfranchised or poor tend to have that behavior towards one another. Like, you see this a lot of, times in like classes systems like my family's from my mom's from Scotland right you know if you're

Starting point is 00:42:55 trying to do something big or you're trying to be bigger than who you are in your community there's this attitude of who the fuck do you think you are you think you're better than us and sometimes they'll try to pull you down as well and I think when there's a lack of opportunity when someone excels sometimes there's resentment and you know Michael has grown up in a Jewish community he's probably grown up around tons of people that are also very successful. There's a culture of success. There's a culture of opportunity. So he might not feel those same restrictions of a lack thereof of opportunity. So he goes, oh, this must be a cultural institution that has to do with blackness. I don't think it is idiosyncratic to black people. I think it is really specific to people

Starting point is 00:43:36 who don't have. And if you want to get into the history of why black people don't have, it's because they're lazy and don't work hard. But we don't, what? Almost, wait, what I don't go? Almost. Watch this. What I do? What I do?

Starting point is 00:43:50 Watch, watch it. What I do. I heard you say that earlier. Expound on that. You know what I heard you say that earlier. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No.

Starting point is 00:44:01 No. No. In all seriousness, there is a, there is obviously a history, you know, in the United States of America of, um, homosexuality. and the community and what was it what were you saying you were like black people are gay more often you were saying the beginning of the pod you were you were doing something in the beginning of the pod you were being really gay about stuff and what was that that's a black thing or what explain that to me

Starting point is 00:44:28 no you put your yamanika on right you're yarmacca yeah what did you think of your your your brother michael reuben statements as a jewish man seemed uh seemed earnest he wants to help That's it. Until he proves otherwise, I think he's done well for himself. I think he enjoys the culture he exists in, which is obviously sports, it's entertainment. Why not? Why not uplift the people around you? And I think that he's...

Starting point is 00:44:58 No, no, I do. That's a good point that Dove just said, too, about the industry Michael's in, right? He's in sports and entertainment. Wouldn't he be around black people? He is. I started, you know, he got his money. He started like in his basement, like a ski shop, a ski tuning business, got into e-commerce, and then grew fanatics, bought a piece. I mean, the Sixers.

Starting point is 00:45:23 No, no, I'm not. I think he is genuine in his wanting to help the people he works with, be them black, be them Jewish, be them Christian, it doesn't matter. I genuinely believe that about him. I think he's being earnest when he says that. I just think that where he fucked up is he attributed hate to black, black, black, um, black hate to blackness and not poverty. And you see this across poverty. And to not separate those two is just, it's just, it's just ignorance. I think that's why there's. I agree with you. And I think he probably looked back at it now and be like, ugh, I did fuck that up and I blamed it on

Starting point is 00:45:59 blackness. But no, no, no, not blamed it on situations that carry. I agree with you 100%. Can I just say one thing really quickly? Because there are black communities in the United States of America, right? You have like immigrant black communities that have been incredibly supportive of one another. And because of that insular support, they've been able to build these businesses and have tons of success in the same way that he has within his community. I don't think he would say the same thing about that. I think that there's just a history of oppression in America that makes it very difficult to have that culture of there's opportunity and if we help each other we build. I think that's starting, not starting, I think it's been happening for black people for the last few decades

Starting point is 00:46:34 where you really see black excellence rising. If you see black people helping each other, there's a guy on this podcast that tends to do it quite a bit. If you ask me, me, but again, this is something that takes, black people in America are building what their black culture is. It's new. This is the thing you're deciding what your culture is. Now, if he just separated it from blackness and he was just like, I've seen people that don't have as many opportunities.

Starting point is 00:46:56 And because of that, everybody's striving for what they believe to be the tiniest piece of the pie and everybody's fighting for it. And because of that, there's hate. Instead, he's like, yeah, black people just hate on each other. It's like, I think he was really eager because he is. He's earnest. He wants to help. But he's also, he's also kind of like.

Starting point is 00:47:11 flexing that like he's very close with all these top names. That he's bringing these names up and people are like, who he's specifically defending his friends. Who he cares about and he's seeing his friends get unnecessary hate. And he's like, this fucking sucks and it hurts me and I wish it didn't happen. And he might not see that happen in his community. And what I'm saying is defending his friend against the gay robes.

Starting point is 00:47:31 I like what he's doing. I just think he worded it. Does my explanation, I'm being, obviously I'm joking around, but does my explanation make sense? I get what I was to say, and wholeheartedly and I agree with it historically, but the only thing I would say to that is,

Starting point is 00:47:43 what if that's not what he's seeing? What if he's seeing people that are in positions like me, people that are in positions like little baby, and he's watching other people, other people who are also in good positions, also tearing him. Can I give you an example of something? So, because it's in every culture, okay?

Starting point is 00:48:00 There are assholes in every culture, okay? There are assholes that are just rich all the time, but they do not care about uplifting their friends. Absolutely. I was telling the guys, so out in the Hamptons, there's this, there's this, guy who owns this, he has the ownership of this, this protected reserve, right? And there are all these homes that are on the reserve, meaning it's just big farm field, right? And he owns the

Starting point is 00:48:23 farm field. But one of the things out in the Hamptons is if your property is on a farm field, you get this beautiful view of this farm and it's stunning and it's amazing. And what this guy did is he planted huge trees on the end of everybody's property on his side to block their view of the farm field simply so they don't have a view. So? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, but I don't know if it's about the view as much as I don't want you seeing what I'm doing over here. He's, you're miles away from him. You might have binoculars.

Starting point is 00:48:55 A telescope. But listen, how can, how can, how can, and this guy's Jewish, right, how can he drink, how can he drink baby blood if, if you're looking at him with your binoculars? So let me put these trees up. Exactly. No, no. In all seriousness. In all seriousness.

Starting point is 00:49:09 It's bound on the baby blood thing. I'm not going to... It's bound on the Jewish people drink baby blood. I don't want to tell you their secrets. Okay? Doug? Don't do it. These are trade secrets.

Starting point is 00:49:23 Do not do it. No, no, no. In all seriousness, that type of behavior is not, let me lift up the whole community. Let me make all of these properties raise in value. Let me make everything, this beautiful thing that I can share with everybody else. There's also some other things that are kind of fucked up

Starting point is 00:49:37 because everybody that buys a house there pays a tax. to manage the preserve, to manage the reserve rather. So technically he's blocking their view of a thing that their tax is paying for. I don't give a fuck. I know you don't. I own this shit.

Starting point is 00:49:51 I don't give a fuck about your view. I own this shit. What is the problem here? Why are you mad about what he's doing? Michael Rubin? Michael Rubin, you're right. You're right, bro. You're right, Michael Rubin.

Starting point is 00:50:04 I already said he was right. I already said he was right. I don't like broad generalizations, but I know what he's discussing enough to be like, man, I don't disagree with him. Not everybody has, and again, we're taking this at face value. We're taking this from, you know, you told me that he's very generous and looks out for his friends, right?

Starting point is 00:50:25 Or the people that he's in business with. Not everybody is like that is the point I'm trying to make. And you and I both know people who are successful, and they do not care about helping their friends. They can only care about themselves and their happiness. And I think that he assumes that more people are like him than are. I don't, I'm just, I'm just going to address some of the things I heard people say. People say that they don't like, they don't necessarily, nobody does, I haven't heard

Starting point is 00:50:47 anybody say they disagree with what he said. I've heard people say they don't like that. He's the one who said it. Yes. And the people who do disagree are saying, well, there's a reason that we might be this way with each other, right? That's what I'm trying to say. Generational trauma, post-traumatic slave disorder.

Starting point is 00:51:04 I understand all of that. But what I also understand is the healing of it is our responsibility. I understand why we got here. Yes. But I also understand the healing of it is our responsibility. So what do you think about people saying he shouldn't say it? Because I subscribe to Malcolm X when Malcolm X says, I'm for truth, no matter who tells it. And I'm the type person, I like to chime in on what's going on with other communities and other people.

Starting point is 00:51:26 Oh, yeah. So who am I to tell him he can't when I do. I think what you say is this. I think what you say is this. You say the reason I'm successful is because I'm constantly looking to help the people around me and give back. And I learned that from other people. And I've tried to do that with my friends. And sometimes I see people take down my friends.

Starting point is 00:51:46 You don't even have to mention race. And it's like, I think what they don't realize is by lifting people up, you are also going to get lifted up. And then everybody continue to continue to make more. And that's why I've been so successful. You say that. You're still speaking truth. You're still saying this is how it works. Just don't make it a black thing.

Starting point is 00:52:02 You don't make black people feel like it's their fault. That's, there's a, there's a thinner way to slice it, is what I would have said. You don't make black people feel like it's their fault. But also black people are allowed. Say that about them. Yeah, it's not. They'll talk a lot. It's not.

Starting point is 00:52:18 But the healing is our responsibility. Just like with white people, right? Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, just like with white people. Don't talk about us. No, you got to. Just like with white people, right? What can we do?

Starting point is 00:52:28 White people will always say, I, I wasn't. around for slavery. I wasn't. That wasn't me. Right. Right. And you're right. That wasn't me. I didn't have anything to do with that. But the healing, the healing of what, what slavery caused is your responsibility. Yes, it is. It just simply is.

Starting point is 00:52:45 It's the same thing as like the trauma. You have to use your privilege to combat prejudice. It's the same thing as the trauma you get from your family, for example. Like, you were raised in a fucked up situation. That is horrible. It's fucked up. Those people that put you in that situation should be held accountable. That's right. But at the same time, you stopping that. That's right. Like, I always bring this up,

Starting point is 00:53:01 This is a completely different scenario, but like, my dad had a shitty dad. He just sucked. He wasn't a good dad. And my dad, I think, like, made a point to be a great dad. And I think he did it because he loved us. But he also did it because of how hurt he was with his father. And he did this awesome job. And now I'm in this position.

Starting point is 00:53:21 I'm like, I want to be a great dad like my dad. So he like broke the chain. And that was his responsibility to do it, which I think of what you're saying. Absolutely. And it's like, yo, listen, when Mike said that, I was on. comfortable because it was coming from him. Yes. But.

Starting point is 00:53:34 And then, and then I was embarrassed, right? But then I immediately just said to myself, like, if I'm uncomfortable and I'm embarrassed, and I know that I have these conversations, right? It's not like I don't have the conversations he's having. It's not like I don't have that conversation amongst my other black people, right? So it's like, it's just like, what are we going to do about it? That's my old thing. Like, what am I going to do about it?

Starting point is 00:54:00 What were you embarrassed about? it's like the emperor has no clothes type of thing. Like he's like, damn, you see this too? Like you see us? You know what I mean? Like, damn. So, oh, so shit, you noticed this? And that's why I said to him,

Starting point is 00:54:13 if these are the conversations that you and people like you are having amongst each other, I want y'all to have it openly. Because it's like going back to white supremacy, if we don't have these conversations openly, or if women don't have these conversations about things that have happened to him in the workplace or things that they don't like to see amongst the patriarchy,

Starting point is 00:54:31 We can't fix any of these things. And sometimes it's good when other people see things that you may not necessarily see. Are things that you might have normalized or things you might have just accepted. When you hear from somebody else, it's like, oh, shit, I am fat. Hmm. Do you know what I mean? So you're saying sometimes it's nice to hear from the outside, even though it does hurt. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:55 I think that's how you fix things. It just, what bothered me the most is, yes, the person that is saying. the message, it's almost like, don't come in my house and then tell me how to run things or tell me. I don't feel like he was doing that, though. I didn't get that. By that is don't go on the breakfast club, the biggest black platform, and then tell black people what they should be doing. So he should go say that to a bunch of wife? No, I'm just saying. I think you just don't have to make it a specific black thing. Yeah. Because it assigns culpability. Because it, in my opinion, is not about blackness. I don't think when you're born with black skin, you're born hating on other

Starting point is 00:55:31 black people. No. I think that there are situations that might create this for not just black people for fucking disenfranchised white people for disenfranchised Asians for everything. And let's be clear, he got this from his black friends. But that's the other thing. He said that. He heard them say this. I keep telling people, you can't have too many black friends because they'll tell you these things and then you go say them on the fucking president. That's the same thing happened to President Biden. Thank you. When President Biden said, you ain't black, if you don't know whether the vote for me or Trump, you ain't black, he's heard other black people say that. They're not sitting around making this shit up. No. He's, he's,

Starting point is 00:56:01 He's in the White House and they're like, they're allowed to be here. And that... Listen, I like it because it's a conversation. You know what I'm saying? I got a conversation started. Only thing I would have said, Mike Mills said, Mike shouldn't have said this out loud. Mike apologized.

Starting point is 00:56:17 He said a friend hit him up and told him it wasn't his place to say. Neither one of those people told him he was wrong. And Meeks have said this a million times himself about black on black hate. So what I would say when it comes to things like this is just listen. You know what I'm saying? Like listen. And if it makes you uncomfortable,

Starting point is 00:56:36 have the conversation. I saw people saying things like, you know, he, uh, we didn't tell him about why this could possibly be. Like,

Starting point is 00:56:47 go back what I just said, the generational trauma and post-traumatic slave disorder and stuff like that. I get all of that. But my thing is this. We know how we got here. What are we going to do about it?

Starting point is 00:56:57 What are we going to do about it? I... Because the healing is our responsibility. Just like with, Just like the example I gave with white people in white supremacy and slavery and all that. Yes, y'all weren't around back then. But we're here now, and there's still ramifications from those things. How are we going to use our respective privileges to combat the pressure?

Starting point is 00:57:14 It's like a doctor that tells you you got lung cancer because you were smoking cigarettes. And you could talk all you want about the cigarettes. That's right. Yeah, I smoked cigarette for 30 years, but I'm here now. So what are we going to do now? That's right. Yeah. Cigarettes are fucked up.

Starting point is 00:57:24 We should hold those people accountable for selling us cigarettes and have an athlete's push cigarettes on us. But at the same time, how are we going to get rid of this cancer? Meek said Ruben shouldn't be saying that type of stuff out loud. A black man is supposed to, but nobody's saying it. So basically what Meek is saying is that black people should be having this conversation, but nobody's saying it. I think I don't think that you have to be,

Starting point is 00:57:43 I don't think only black people can have the conversation. I just don't think that the conversation should be pointed just at black people. Yeah. I think it's because I don't think that that is the root of it. And I think that's kind of how he was describing it. And I think that's why I got out of control. Yeah. And it was just the fact that he, I mean, listen,

Starting point is 00:57:59 I saw more people agreeing with him than anything, to be honest with you. Yeah, but then when you agree with somebody from the outside, it looks like you're selling it. There's a whole social pressure that goes along with it. Well, I hate how my brain is wired. Why? What's you saying? Because I can always see both sides. And I go out of my way to see both sides.

Starting point is 00:58:16 Yeah, it's a good thing. I want to know why this person feels the way that they feel. I want to know why this person feels the way that they feel. That's why I said before I just, nah, fuck that. You can't say that, Mike. Expound on that. I want to hear what you coming from. I agree.

Starting point is 00:58:28 I think that is the right way to do it. And it's maybe a good conversation to have. I think so. You know, I mean, listen, by the way, he didn't say nothing that the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan hasn't said. He didn't say nothing Malcolm X hasn't said. I also think that most, and we all know how we got here, what are we going to do about it now that we're here?

Starting point is 00:58:49 I also think a lot of people are looking at this and going like, oh, yeah, he's the white guy that throws that party that the black people go to and that sometimes he hangs out with Meek Mill of the 76ers game. I think maybe if they knew his efforts to include these people that are in his, you know, friend group in business endeavor. He does it all the time. He said it in the interview. Look at Jay-Z.

Starting point is 00:59:07 He's an investor in fanatics. We own fanatic sports book together. We own Mitchell Ness together. You know, look at Travis. We're doing the co-lapse together. Look at Meek. He was an investor in Lids. By the way, Mick's single best investment in his life.

Starting point is 00:59:17 Put $200,000 in Lids and got $8 million back. Wow. Okay. Go ahead, meet. Shout out to Meek. But that part's not clipped. Yeah, Meek gave him to it. We did clip it.

Starting point is 00:59:25 Nobody gave him fuck. Meaning that's not clipped by the internet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think if people knew his benevolence, they would be like, oh, okay, he does have his, you know. He puts his money where his mouth is. And, yo, like, that's the other thing, too, right? I'm just putting this out there.

Starting point is 00:59:40 He said meek invested $200,000 in lids and made $8 million back. Great business decision. But you got to go back to when Meek was locked up. Who was the main person out here championing for meek, talking to these legislators trying to get Meek out of jail? It was Michael Rubin. It was Michael Rubin. who went to then Attorney General Josh Shapiro

Starting point is 00:59:58 and was like, look, you need to look into this situation, you need to look into this case. You know, they looked into it, saw that it was corruption, meat comes home. Then Governor Shapiro, Attorney General Shapiro becomes Governor Shapiro. What do they do from there? Mike didn't just let that cause go because his friend was out. Mike was like, he literally said it on Breakfast Club

Starting point is 01:00:16 some years ago. He goes, I realized in that moment it was two Americas. And so I wanted to do everything that I possibly could to fix this situation. So what do they do? They start the Reform Alliance. You know who gave them the idea for the Reform Alliance? Governor Josh Shapiro.

Starting point is 01:00:30 Then in Pennsylvania, they passed probation reform, criminal justice reform, the Clean Slade Act, all because of those relationships that were forged when Meek was locked up, Ruben News, then Attorney General, Governor Josh Shapiro, and they all came together to keep these things going. You know how many people reformed alliances gotten out of prison? Yeah, it's great. You know what I'm saying? It is great.

Starting point is 01:00:54 And I'll be honest. Like, I actually have empathy even for the judge. So, so real quick, one more thing. My point with that is, when we tell certain people to stay in their lane, do we really want them to? That's reductive. I don't think that that's like a fair... None of this happens if Michael Rubin stays in the lane.

Starting point is 01:01:11 Yeah, I think that's a great argument. And I think that... And one more thing. And he said this on the show. When he first went to Attorney General Shapiro... He said, nah. And bought it up to him. Attorney General...

Starting point is 01:01:21 Did a little bit of digging into who Meek Mill was, and he was like, no. You should leave this one alone. And my group was like, no, I'm telling you. This is some foul shit going on. Yeah. And that's when they dug deeper. What if those guys decided to stay in their lane? Meek don't get out of jail.

Starting point is 01:01:37 There's no reform alliance. There's no probation reform in Pennsylvania. No criminal justice reform in Pennsylvania. Yeah. No fucking clean slate act in Pennsylvania. We should, none of us should be staying in our lane. And you're giving what's, you know, called context. And nobody cares about context in a clip.

Starting point is 01:01:52 No. Context don't make clips good. But I also, what I was saying is like, I have empathy for Shapiro and even the judge that was super hard on meek because imagine how many cases that judge saw of some guy who was involved in the streets, might have done some foul shit, people getting hurt, families, losing loved ones. And you see case and case and case after that, you start to become desensitized to people who were involved in these types of behavior and these types of activities. And you start to go, you know what, I want to protect my community by keeping these quote unquote dangerous individuals off the streets. might have got this one wrong, but the idea behind it, when you sit through case after case is, I got to take care of my community. And you think you're doing it by putting people that are committing these crimes behind bars. So I don't think that maybe the judge is an asshole. I don't

Starting point is 01:02:39 know. But there's another version of that judge going, I need to protect my community. There was some other things that she was. Maybe. I don't know. I can't remember her exact situation, but they actually uncovered corruptness. Like she really had it out for me. Sure, sure, which is also 100% possible. I'm just saying we could see both. sides even from the law enforcement and the judge side. You know, it's, I was looking at this case in Detroit this week. I gave the guy, the judge donkey today twice. This judge, pull up his name till I can remember, I think it was, I know his last name

Starting point is 01:03:07 is King. I think it's Ken of King. I think it's Ken of King. Judge Ken of King. You got it? Yeah, that was his name. Is the name Judge Kenne of King? Yes, this dude.

Starting point is 01:03:17 And I'm, he got removed. When I first gave him donkey today, he hadn't got removed, but I'm glad they removed him. Judge Ken of King. These kids come to his fucking courtroom on a field trip. A field trip. He's black judge in Detroit. They come to his courtroom on a field trip. Little 16-year-old girl keeps falling asleep.

Starting point is 01:03:34 Falling to sleep, they wake up. She falls asleep, they wake up. This motherfucker gets mad and says that she's disrespecting him, takes her in the back, puts her in handcuffs in jail clothes, saying he wants to teach her a fucking lesson. Now, her mom comes out and go, do we have the mom? Do we have the mom, Taylor? Play the mom.

Starting point is 01:04:02 Played a mom. He's played a whole clip. He stands by what he did, placing a 16-year-old in handcuffs after she was allegedly misbehaving on a field trip in his courtroom. One thing you'll learn about my courtroom is that I am not a toy. I'm not going to be played with. What started out as an informational field trip, with the greeting of Detroit nonprofit Tuesday to the 36 district court in front of Judge King.

Starting point is 01:04:27 This is the 36 district court for the city of Detroit. We do just about everything that happens in the city of Detroit. Quickly turned into Judge King getting visibly agitated over a sleeping student in his courtroom. You fall asleep in my courtroom one more time and putting you in the back instead. Judge King had her removed from the courtroom, but he told me that didn't fix her, quote, attitude. And that's when he pulled out the gym. uniform and handcuffs. That's not something that normally happens, but I felt compelled to do it because I didn't like.

Starting point is 01:05:01 I spoke to Judge Kenneth King. He stands by what he did, placing a 16-year-old in handcuffs. Go to her mom. I want to hear her mom. When you hear her mom, because I'm a field trip in his courtroom. She kept falling in a stuff. I'm a human being, right? Can I just say one thing?

Starting point is 01:05:16 Like, my immediate reaction when I see a kid that can't stay up in. What's wrong? Is what's happening at home. Yes. What's wrong? Like what kind of shit is happening at home when that girl can't sleep? Yeah, that's it. Now, this is what,

Starting point is 01:05:28 because you notice, Michael Rubin, he bought up the judge when he was talking about this black-old black hate stuff, right? This is the kind of stuff people see that make them wonder, like, what the fuck is going on? Because this is a black man. I got a 16-year-old daughter.

Starting point is 01:05:40 Just a human being. If I see that girl falling in sleep like that, I'm going to say to myself, what's wrong with you? Are you okay? Like, I'd have made a joke like, Are your parents all right? Yeah, you got a rough night, huh?

Starting point is 01:05:50 Like, what's going on? Like, I want to, empathy would kick in just as a human to see what's going on. Why did his reaction go to she's disrespecting me? Fall asleep in my courtroom again. I'm going to put you a hang. Why? What the fuck are you? Why should he be on the stand?

Starting point is 01:06:04 How many people have he probably? One thing, though, you're not supposed to fall asleep in court and he was just treating her like that. It's a field trip. I know, I know. That's what I'm not saying he's right. That's not a crime. But his natural reaction. I think that's why that was his go to.

Starting point is 01:06:18 But it's not a crime. I know, but his go to with that. handcuffs and put me in jail in a jail uniform. I didn't commit a crime. I don't even think we should put black people on fields anymore, dude. This guy. Can we call it a different type of trip? Let's call it a courtroom.

Starting point is 01:06:32 Let's call it or something. It's just like, when are we going to change? When are we going to make change in America? You know what I mean? Jesus. Christ. Taylor, find her mom. You got a point, yo.

Starting point is 01:06:47 I do, right? You ain't motherfucking wrong with you, right? You got the fucking point. Why are we taking black people on field trip? Before she's sleeping, she's like, I'm looking at this shit all wrong. This is, this, this, this, why the fuck are we still doing it? Nah, it's bad. And this is what the fuck happens?

Starting point is 01:07:04 You take me on a goddamn field trip? You can't find it? No, I was currently. Well, basically, the mom said the reason that the young lady kept falling asleep is because they don't have a stable place to stay. Exactly. Damn. They don't have a place to fucking stay. Damn, that's hard.

Starting point is 01:07:22 But guess what, Judge Kenneth King? You would have known that if you'd had a fucking conversation with the young girl instead of flipping out. I don't want to hear shit about what the oppressor is doing to us when I see people like that doing shit like that to us. Because you're in that position as a judge that you're supposed to have compassion that somebody else shouldn't have

Starting point is 01:07:40 when you see that little black girl falling asleep like that. And guess what, Judge Kenne of King? I don't think you would have did that to a white person. I don't think he does that. to a 16-year-old white girl. I don't think he does. Whoa. Oh, you got it? Let me hear. Would you want someone to treat your child like that? Would you even treat your child like that if he fell asleep in the courtroom? Latoria Hill is a single mother of two children, including her oldest daughter, Eva Goodman. She signed her up for a summer program with the greening of Detroit nonprofit to keep her busy. What was supposed to be an educational field trip to 36 district court Tuesday turned into a traumatizing experience.

Starting point is 01:08:18 for both of them. Judge Kenneth King, not liking Eva's attitude and seeing her falling asleep, placing her in handcuffs and a jail uniform. Legendary sucky shit, Judge King. To belittle her in front of the whole world and her friends, to make her even feel more worse about our situation, I'm a single mother. I'm trying my best. I'm doing everything that I can. You sleep at home in your bed, not in court. So the fact that he was talking about you go home and get in your bed, how do you know my baby got a home?

Starting point is 01:08:53 How do you know my baby got a bed? Her own bed that she can sleep in. She don't have that right now. So she was tired. Michael Rubin would have never did that shit. Nope. That's all I'm saying. Michael Ruben would have helped him out his pocket immediately.

Starting point is 01:09:11 Does he apologize after he knows? No. He doubled down on it? No. No, they took them off the bench with no pay. Oh, that's good. There we go. No, no, with pay.

Starting point is 01:09:20 Whitpay. I'm sorry. It took them off the bench with pay. Just gave them a vacation. I don't get that. I don't get it either, man. All I'm saying is, at the end of the motherfucking day, stop sending black people on field trips.

Starting point is 01:09:31 At the end of the motherfucking day, let people like micro-roop. I think we all should be having these conversations, whether it makes us uncomfortable or not. And if you get in trouble for saying certain things, hey, let it go. And for everybody out there saying that this could never happen amongst Jewish people, it happens all the time, but y'all don't give a fuck. Go back and watch the interview that we had with Jonathan Green Black, the head of the

Starting point is 01:09:51 ADL, anti-defination league. We've done like two interviews with them. It was the first one from Breakfast Club. We talked about all of this, all of this, about why, you know, when you say black Jewish people have all the power or why is that considered a trope? Why do people get offended by that? Jewish people owning Hollywood. We had this whole conversation, but guess what it was?

Starting point is 01:10:11 A conversation. I wasn't accusing nobody of any person. I wasn't saying that they drink blood and they're in control of all of this, whatever. I didn't, we were having a conversation. If you're having a real conversation, people will accept it. What did he say? What did the guy say?

Starting point is 01:10:26 The green black guy? I don't, do I remember any of this? I don't remember nothing. Go watch the interview. It's on YouTube right now. Can we talk about Hollywood again? Because it is true that Jewish people founded Hollywood.

Starting point is 01:10:38 But there's a reason for that. Some Jewish individuals, like call the Jewish entrepreneurs, who couldn't get, look, at the turn of the century, Jews couldn't get hired at law firms. Businesses wouldn't hire Jews. Jews couldn't buy homes in many places. You know, the reason why we have so many of these medical institutions like Mount Sinai or whatnot is Jewish people founded them because Jewish people couldn't get treated, medical institutions or hospitals wouldn't treat Jews.

Starting point is 01:11:04 So Jewish people had to create their own entities, their own subculture. Again, there's a lot of commonalities with the black experience in this country in this regard. And so when they couldn't get jobs, you know, entrepreneurial Jews went to the West Coast to build out this new industry that now we call Hollywood, the entertainment industry, the motion picture industry. And so as an industry, they helped to, some Jewish people help to create it. They had some success with it. But at the risk of stating the obvious, there are 10 zillion people in that industry who are not Jewish. I mean, the vast majority are not Jewish. But they have had some great success there. I got some questions. Me and Michael Rubin had a conversation about Jewish hate right after the black hate.

Starting point is 01:11:46 Really? He says he gets mad hate. They call him a bad Jew. So I was going to ask you about a, there's a guy named Sid Rosenberg who called Vice President Kamala Harris's husband a bad Jew. So when you hear language like that, is that the same as, is that self-hate amongst Jewish people? I don't know any of the background to it. I didn't even know her husband was Jewish. He just told me.

Starting point is 01:12:09 But you've heard that term before, though. You've heard somebody call somebody a bad Jew's? I think people, people have told me I'm a bad Jew and the, like, people tell me I'm not doing enough for the Jewish community. You know, people say to me, all that you do so much for the black community, you start the reform alliance, you spend so much money, time and energy to, you know, fix the probation parole system. Why do I mean, done more for the Jewish community? You know that term, Doug, dove? It seems general enough. Bad Jew. I think, I don't know. I think I'm not even like a term. No, it is a term because I bought up, because they called Kamala's, they called the

Starting point is 01:12:41 Vice President Kamala Harris's husband Doug a bad Jew. This guy called him a bad Jew. There's some bad Jews out there. You know that, right? There are bad Jews. Of course, there's bad people. Yeah, but there's some bad Jews specifically. The year that I get a fucking house in the Hamptons, they make it rain all fucking summer.

Starting point is 01:12:58 If they control the weather, they could have given me some nice fucking days. That's what you get for complaining about that man's trees. He may hurt about you. A man said, oh, where he's complaining about not having a view? Watch this. These trees need some water. Switch the weather. Okay. How long is me here for?

Starting point is 01:13:10 Wasn't him in the sailing leave? All right, next four days, making rain, God damn it. He and there playing fat Joe and Little Wayne. Making rain trick. Let's pay some bills, Taylor, game. Fuck all that. That shit's crazy.

Starting point is 01:13:25 Yeah, that is wild. That is a nice outfit you got, Taylor. She does look great today. Not like she doesn't look great every day, but I thought today looks fantastic. Why? So I'll take what you said earlier, and I will show.

Starting point is 01:13:40 Taylor pushed the mic. away from her. Taylor, get the audience what they want. Hey! Hush that mic away from you. What? What? What? Shut the fuck up. Yo. Oh! Damn. Taylor destroyed the whole studio walking through.

Starting point is 01:13:53 Look, um, Taylor didn't even have the confidence to show her outfit until I told her she looked good. That's what I'm talking about. You didn't say it? No, don't you. That's what I'm talking about. That's why I keep my foot on your neck. So when I do remove it, y'all...

Starting point is 01:14:05 Maybe Michael Rub is right, you. Maybe Michael Rubin is right, yeah. Yo, Rubin. You want to something, you know, keep speaking truth to power. That's my number one op right there. Let's see you, Taylor. Look at you. You think you summertime fine.

Starting point is 01:14:19 Yeah. First of all, don't take my line. There's only one 90s fine motherfucker in here. That's me. Okay. You're not a 90s fine. You scream tall fine. So you like 2000.

Starting point is 01:14:32 You like 2005, 2010. You know what I'm then? All right, guys. stay break for a second. Guys, I'm telling you right now, it has happened to all of us, okay? But getting ripped off is no joke, especially when there are razors involved, okay?

Starting point is 01:14:50 The people in Harry's, they're tired of seeing everyday people pay way too much for low-quality shaving products. They found a way to make beautifully designed razors without laughably high prices. Get better designed and better value grooming products made by a company that forged their own path in the grooming industry.

Starting point is 01:15:09 I am telling you the Harry's razors are absolutely fantastic. And at a fraction of the price of these razors that you buy in these stores, why are you even go to the store when they're going to send it right to your house? Everything about this makes more sense for you. Everything about this saves you money. You're going to get ripped off in these other things in your life. Don't get ripped off over here. You're going to spend $6 on a fucking coffee somewhere.

Starting point is 01:15:30 You don't have to worry about getting ripped off for your razors. I'm telling you right now, Harry's has got your back. German engineer blades made in their own factory that stay sharp longer and customizable delivery options for scheduled refills. So if you know how often you use your razors, you just schedule it out. It's going to get sent to you anyway. It's not another thing that you have to think of. I'm telling you right now, refills as low as $2.

Starting point is 01:15:57 Half of what you pay for with the other big brands. You get a five blade razor, weighted handle, foaming shave gel, and a travel cover for just three at harries.com slash idiots is a total no-brainer with highest customer rating satisfaction in the shaving industry harris comes with a no risk trial what does that mean okay if you don't like your shave no worries it's on them there isn't a better deal than that so stop getting ripped off control that one thing in your life with harries you can get a shave that's a cut above the rest get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at harries.com slash idiots that's harries.com slash idiots for a $3 trial set.

Starting point is 01:16:40 Now let's get back to the show. Also, we got to thank prize picks for being a sponsor of the brilliant idiots this week, man. PrizePix is America's number one daily fantasy sports app with over 5 million active members. Prize Picks is the easiest and most exciting way to play daily fantasy sports. Unlike other apps on prize picks,

Starting point is 01:16:56 it's just you against the numbers. All you do is pick more or less on two to six players staff projections and watch the winnings roll in. Get in on the daily action with your friends and become part of the prize picks community today. You can now win up to 100 times your money on prize picks with as little as four correct picks. You can turn $10 into $1,000.

Starting point is 01:17:12 If you're looking for promotions, prize picks has got you covered every week. From lowering select player stats projections on Tuesdays to help your lineup hit are getting your interest fees back if you have a losing lineup on Fridays. With the finals over, the hoops action doesn't stop on prize picks. Okay, women's basketball just came back, baby. They just came back from their month-long break from the Olympics with stars like Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese looking to make names for themselves alongside greats like Breonna Stewart. South Carolina's own, Asia Wilson, best player in the WNBA, face of the WNBA, don't you ever forget that. You can win up to 100 times your cash watching them ball out, okay? I'm all in, all right, because they give you the players, they give you the stat types,

Starting point is 01:17:52 so you can look, see what the stats are, and you can make informed selections. So you can have like Caitlin Clark for more than three and a half, three-pointers made. Like I think the other night she had four, right? Brianna Stewart for more than 23 points. Angel Reese for a double-double, which is a good bet. All right? So download the prize picks after day

Starting point is 01:18:12 and use cold idiots for a first deposit match up to $100. That's code idiots on prize picks for a deposit match up to $100. Pick more, pick less. It's that easy. Let's get back to the show. Show. See, we got church announcements.

Starting point is 01:18:25 Yes. This coming Saturday, I'll be in Atlantic City at the Oceans Casino. we added a second show. A few tickets left for that one. Also, this coming fall, this is the end of the life store. So all the final dates, you come check those out.

Starting point is 01:18:46 Go to the Andrew Sholes.com. We added shows, another show, or a couple shows at Denver, San Jose, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbus, Portland, a bunch of other cities. San Antonio, we added another show as well. Go get those. We're in Las Vegas as well. weekend as the sphere. So Friday you come to the show. Saturday you go watch

Starting point is 01:19:08 UFC at the sphere. It's a hell of a fucking weekend. Come on out. This is the end, man. We're going to go film a special at the end of this. Also, last tour date for the Life Tour is going to be Honolulu, Hawaii, the Bladesdale Arena, Blydesdale, sorry if I mispronounce it.

Starting point is 01:19:24 Theandre Sholes.com, go get them. Not at the ticket resellers. You go get them at the Andrewsholls.com. So you pay what you should. Thank you guys so much. Did you pick what you're going to to do the special at? Yeah, yeah, we did, we did, we did.

Starting point is 01:19:38 I'm gonna come to that, too. I'm gonna be in Atlantic City this Saturday. My man. My man. Thank you, bro. My book, Get Onus a Dial-Line, Why Small Talk sucks. It's out right now,

Starting point is 01:19:46 wherever you buy books. There's something else I wanted to fucking talk about and I forgot just that fast for church announcements. Whatever, if it comes back to me, it does. It is what it is. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Oh, shout out to the Hollywood Reporter, man. What happened?

Starting point is 01:20:02 Pull that up, Taylor. The Hollywood Reporter. they put out the most powerful people in podcasting. Let's go. I appreciate all lists, you know what I'm saying? Because, like, I told you all this last year. My name ends up on a lot of lists, you know, whether it's complex, both powerful in hip-hop,

Starting point is 01:20:18 whether it's, you know, most powerful in podcasting or, you know, most recently mediaite has been having me the last couple of years, last few years is one of the top people in news. So, you know, I appreciate all this. But this is, I'm going to tell you why I like the Hollywood report. Scroll up, Taylor.

Starting point is 01:20:35 Scroll up. Because they actually define what they think power is. That's the problem I have with the compact is. They say the most powerful people in hip-hop, but they don't say what it is.

Starting point is 01:20:44 It says for this, from true crime masters to comedy titans here are on-air talent and behind-the-scenes deal makers, increasingly the same folks who are topping the charts

Starting point is 01:20:54 and redefining the sector. So these are people who, you know, have big audiences when it comes to just their podcast is talent, but also their

Starting point is 01:21:03 doing the business. Like, for example, make that big a tailor? This is a good information for people to have. Like, it says podcasts enter this maturity in which, in which the eye-watering spending sprees of the early 2020s have given way to more rational dealmaking, which is very true. But even amidst last year's relative slowdown, the sector saw several marquee acquisitions. And then it talks about something. To me, this is what power is, right? Like Smartless, hosted by Jason Bateman, Will Arnette, Sean Haynes. They moved from Wondering over the Sirius XM and the deal said to be worth more than $100 million. Wow. Wondery, in turn, the armchair expert co-hosted by Dax Shepard from Spotify in an $80 million deal.

Starting point is 01:21:44 Not to be outdone, caller Dally's Alex Cooper and the brothers Kelsey with their new Heights podcast are said to be sneaking nine-digit paydays at their own. Alex Cooper's probably going to end up at Sirius for $100 million. I don't know where the Kelsey Brothers is going to end up. So Sirius is making some big moves in the podcast. Oh, man. Yes. Absolutely. Wow.

Starting point is 01:21:59 Wow. And it's talked about this with Spotify. Instead of locking podcasts into exclusive distribution deals, as has been the initial model for Spotify, in particular, companies are largely signing exclusive sales and first look agreements with podcasts while seeing their shows distributed across all platforms. Which makes sense for them.

Starting point is 01:22:19 It's been the I-heart way. It's been our model. It's about time y'all figured it out. Spotify, for instance, re-uped with his biggest name, Joe Rogan in February, yet ceded exclusive audio distribution that long had been part of his agreement, which I think is great, because the wider you put somebody like Joe Rogan, the more numbers you fucking get. Also, if you're putting the ads on, if you have exclusive ad rights, wouldn't you want those ads to go to as

Starting point is 01:22:42 many different people as possible? Simple as that. You put it on YouTube, you put it on Spotify, put it on everywhere. That makes perfect sense. So it says the change comes as more companies now have well-established podcasting businesses with built-up advertising bases. The sector also has been forced to hunker down on financials, which Spotify and others is conducting layoffs and making programming cuts in an effort to make the segment more profitable. While the model is evolving with video also becoming a bigger element, podcast listenership is still on the rise in 2024, and advertising is expected to follow suit.

Starting point is 01:23:10 Everybody may have a podcast as the cliche goes, but as the podcasting tightness on the following page demonstrate, there's still plenty of room to grow. I love all of this explanation they give because it shows why these people are in power positions. And if you read everybody's like ACAS, right, scroll up, scroll right there's there. You may never have heard of ACAS with Ross Adams, Tiffany, Asth, and Greg Glendale. But they're a Swedish analytics company, which began as a platform to connect creators with advertisers.

Starting point is 01:23:39 It's quietly become one of the biggest distributors in the industry. They have more than 125,000 podcasts worldwide. These include both originals and marquee acquisitions like OG, WTF with Mark Marend, and Giggly Squad, which collectively added up the 1.1 billion listens in quarter two. of 2024 alone. Wow. Right? Huge. That's power. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:24:04 Go to Audible. Go to Audible. Audible, Rachel Gizier. Drafting off parent company, Amazon's Global Reach, Audubles, Chief Content Officer Rules and Audio Book Empire with no equal and oversees the production of Hyperpolished award-winning fair, including docu-series, and reimagined literary classics performed by All-Star cast. Giazza recently announced a new audio production of the Harry Potter books,

Starting point is 01:24:26 as well as partnership with Amazon, MGM, to adapt Audible Original Narratives in the TV series. That's what me and Kevin Hartman doing the last four or five years. The other reason I love this list is not just talent on this list. It's executives. And it's talent who also are executives. So these are people who actually have power. People who actually can, you know, do deals with folks who can make things happen.

Starting point is 01:24:46 You got Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Sean Haynes, Sparless. You got Michael Barbaro, Sabrina Tavernite, The Daily. Scroll up some more, Taylor. This is just the top ten. Wow. Who's this guy? Black Effect Media, Shalameen Nagat. Best known as the co-host of I-Hart Radio's hugely popular morning gaffested breakfast club

Starting point is 01:25:03 and the comedy podcast, The Brilliant Idiots, alongside Andrew Shows. Anard Shalami Nagalya McElvey is just as busy. Outside the recording booth, his executive produced several award-winning scripted podcasts with Kevin Hart with Audible. And founded IHeart's The Black Effect Podcast Network, a four-year-old group comprised of 30 Black-led podcasts, including powerless, honorary drink champs, salute the drink champs, stay on this list, too, with nearly a billion downloads among them. That's true. I love this list once again is because it tells you why they believe these individuals have power. Yeah. As a joke, as opposed to just throwing them up on a list for whatever reason.

Starting point is 01:25:37 So thank you to the Hollywood Reporter, man. And anybody that's in the space of podcasting, y'all should go look at this list because these are the people that regardless of you listen to their podcast and not, they're moving and shaking. And most of these people are executives. You know what I'm saying? Like, these are the people that are actually creating the podcast. has business as we know it. That's far. Not that n-h-h-shit y'all be doing.

Starting point is 01:26:03 I'm sorry. You could edit that. I didn't need to get that. I couldn't. I'm sorry. Just bleep it. I just wanted to get it. I just needed to get it.

Starting point is 01:26:15 Get that off your chest. Yes. What else we got to tell you? Salute a million dollars worth a game to Walo and Gilly or on this list. I don't know why y'all. I don't know why y'all be playing with Wallow and Gilly. Like Walo and Gilly. Souton Nore.

Starting point is 01:26:25 Scroll up. and DJEFN, Drink Champs. As their show approaches this 10-year anniversary, the Queens rapper and Miami Hip-Hop mogul, remain podcasting powerhouses. Thanks to their booze-fewed chats with major hip-hop artists, DJEFN notes.

Starting point is 01:26:40 We don't shy away from any guests we think might be fun and are interesting to have a drink with, which is how New York Mayor Eric Adams ended up on the show alongside more on brand guests like Will I Am and Ludacris. You can listen to the Drink Chance podcast on the Black Effect Eye Heart Radio Podcast Network,

Starting point is 01:26:54 available wherever you buy a podcast. I subscribe to podcasts and drink champions is about to be a they got a network too they're about to start rolling out some shows let's go

Starting point is 01:27:01 yeah gilly the king wallow million dollars worth a game on their weekly podcast Philadelphia rapper gilly the king and social media influencer wallo

Starting point is 01:27:09 discuss music and personal experiences and riff with feature guests like cardi B Alicia Keys lot of an offset the million dollars worth of game

Starting point is 01:27:16 co-host revealed this year that they turned down a multi-million dollar deal from Spotify because they wanted to own us then they say bars through sports offered them an even better deal

Starting point is 01:27:24 for Five times more. Shout out to Gillian Wallow, man. My guys. Love to see it. Love to see it. What else you got, Taylor, Gang? Colin Kaepernick's still going after it or what?

Starting point is 01:27:37 Colin Kaepernick still angling for a comeback. I don't believe this. I don't believe it. I don't believe that this is even a real story. This is new? Let me hear what he said. Training is still pushing. So hopefully we just got to get one of these team owners to open up.

Starting point is 01:27:55 What would it mean to you to play NFL again? I mean, it's something I've trained my whole life for. So be able to step back on the field. I think that would be a major moment, major accomplishment for me. Also, I think it's something that I could bring a lot to a team and help them win a championship. Didn't Jim Harbaugh offer Colin a coaching job? Yeah, but they, I don't know if those were saying it or just was a couple days ago. That's what Colin take the, we talk.

Starting point is 01:28:23 I swear we said this on here before. What? Colin Kaepernick should be a coach. Why? Why not? Go take a job. Like, man, they go take a job at an HBC. I think we said here, go take a job at the HBC.

Starting point is 01:28:34 Oh, oh, not in the NFL. Yeah. But I mean, Harbaugh, all for the one. Harbaugh. Kaepernick won't be on staff this year. Why? Oh, click on the CNN article that says, Colin Kaepernick won't take the CNN job.

Starting point is 01:28:46 I didn't see this. Right under it, right there, right there. Colin Kaepernick won't be on the L.A. Chargers this year. it says head coach Jim Harbaugh scroll up. Colin Kaepernick won't be joining the Los Angeles Chargers as a coach on a player. Make it bigger, Taylor.

Starting point is 01:29:05 This is not going to be on a coaching staff or a player this year. Well, the playing thing is not happening. But Colin Kaepernick won't be joining the Los Angeles Chargers as a coach on the player this season. I love Colin, but he's not going to be on my coaching staff this year, and he's not going to be on the roster either. This comes after it emerged earlier that Harbaugh was open to the possibility of Kaepernick joining the team.

Starting point is 01:29:24 And a coaching capacity one day, if that was ever the path he was to take, I think that would be tremendous. Harbaugh said he had contacted the former quarterback early in the year, but had nothing had yet come in the conversation. Harbaugh said his interest in having Kaepernick on the coach of Staff Mirrors' opportunity that he himself was offered by late Raiders owner Al Davis. Al Davis saw something to me that made him think I would be a great coach. I see those qualities in Colin. Kaepernick, for his part, recently told Scott, I suppose that he still holds hopes of playing in the NFL again. I feel like I said this before, but I feel like if you continue to hold – I'm going to quote Thane. from the Avengers.

Starting point is 01:30:04 I'm going to paraphrasing. If you continue to hold on to what was, then you'll never see the possibilities of what can be. So I understand Cap still wants to play in the NFL. I understand the dream. But at some point you've got to let it go to see what else the universe has in store for you. I think he'd be phenomenal on a coaching staff.

Starting point is 01:30:28 And even if he's not, just go try something else. You're still doing what you love to do, you're back in the NFL, you're around the players, you can, I'm sure you got some game and some wisdom that you can give them. Like, try something different. Like, you know, what, what Jim Harbaugh said about Al Davis is true. Sometimes people see things in you that you don't see in yourself. Yeah. Or you can go all in, 28, L.A. Olympics. Oh, flag football. Flag football, a new Olympic event. Oh. Oh, okay, but then what?

Starting point is 01:31:07 You win the gold flag football, then what? Like, what does that mean? Yeah, it's not going to happen with football anymore. Yes, it's a rap. Like, it's just not. You haven't played in the 70 years. Like, it's not happening with football anymore. It's not happening, bro.

Starting point is 01:31:18 You can't do what you did to a business and then expect them to hire you again. Yeah. Now, the fact that they're offering them a coaching job is cool with me. Go get the coaching job. You can ask crazy. Like, I'm shocked that that even happened. But also, why would you even want to be part of the institution? that you said was like modern day slavery.

Starting point is 01:31:35 Like you can't put out a whole documentary comparing it to the plantation system and then go ahead and beg to be on it. We've had, yeah, we've had these conversations a million times. I don't get it either, but you know. Poor Colin. Maybe they need to stop calling it a field. Facts. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:31:51 No more field trips. No more football field. Grass. Yeah, man. That's her playing on the turf. That's it. You know what I'm saying? Like, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:31:59 I just, you know. Stadium. I just know Colin has done. Colin has sacrificed a lot. And, you know, I think that he has a lot more to offer. But you just sometimes got to let go of what you want to go out there and get what it is you're supposed to actually have. It's also hard to look at it as a sacrifice. And sacrifice is heroic.

Starting point is 01:32:21 But it's hard to look at it as a sacrifice if you're begging to be back on. Like, if you step away because you beliefs are more important than your dream, then I think there's a lot of respect there. and you really kind of, you know, can put that person on a pedestal forever for the rest of their life. And why do we do this story every other year, it feels like. I feel like every year we do this same story. It's like Nick Cannon having a baby. Like at some point it's like, okay, all right, man. Yeah, he does that.

Starting point is 01:32:48 I don't know, man. Salute the cap. You know, I would take the coaching job sooner than later. What else we got to tell the gang? Kaj is not contacted by Secret Service. Here's the problem with this Kaizen Knott situation. It's not even just Kaizen Knott is happening to a lot of different people. Can you give me context?

Starting point is 01:33:08 Yes. Uh, Kyerson Knot said he was contacted by somebody from a campaign. He never said which campaign it was. Everybody just assumed it was common. Yeah, play the clip, Taylor. Oh, you went the original one? Oh, play whatever you got. Yeah, there you go.

Starting point is 01:33:23 Follow me five times! Politics, right? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Look to this girl is so goddamn. him long who go have the audacity to text me we need you a part of the campaign

Starting point is 01:33:56 at first I was talking I was thinking she was talking about like a game a video game like a model warfare game um or some or if not that a clothing brand I'm like what campaign sure he gonna say

Starting point is 01:34:13 I'll go get it to details he never said who it was right but everybody just assumed was Kamala because, you know, Trump just did Aidan Ross and everybody was saying Kamala needs to go to Kaison out, whatever, whatever. So he cleared it up. But here's the thing, Kai never lied.

Starting point is 01:34:37 Because Kai never said who it was. He never said Kamala Harris' team contacted him. But what's been going on is they have these third-party organizations with informal ties to the convention team. And then you have these other people who want to be a part of Kamala Harris's campaign. So they're making calls the people trying to see, yes, trying to see if they can get different people to say, like for example, I know some rappers that have been contacted by people who aren't on the campaign, but who used to work for campaigns in the past. But in order for

Starting point is 01:35:08 them to try to get new gigs with the campaign, they're saying, hey, I have access to this person, that person, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. So this is what happened here. This was a third party, I want to say the right, the right wording for third party organization with informal ties to the convention team. Somebody did reach out to Kai. Kai, I don't know. know better. He don't know who it is. So he's saying Secret Service or whoever the fuck it is, but somebody did reach out to him and ask him, can he help us with the campaign? Because that's their line of work. I've seen rapids have sent me screenshots of these texts. Like, even those texts that Dr. Umar posted. Now, what I think happened with Dr. Umar is,

Starting point is 01:35:43 I think that you have people who are against the Harris campaign who will call somebody like Dr. Umar and say, hey, here's $10,000. We'll offer you $10,000 to interview Kamala Harris under these conditions because they know Dr. Umar going to go on the internet and talk about it. And it's going to make them look crazy. They know that. So you're using it as negative. Absolutely.

Starting point is 01:36:09 That's interesting. Absolutely. Absolutely. But it's a lot of that going around. A lot of it. I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if Trump reached out to Kai. Why not? It would be way more effective for Trump than it would be for Kamala.

Starting point is 01:36:22 Because Trump knows how to use it. Also, that is like, the more, I think the more, like, non-traditional MAGA people are supporting Trump, the more likable he looks. If you only have, like, super MAGA people riding for Trump, it's easier to make him radioactive. But when you just got mainstream culture coming out for Trump,

Starting point is 01:36:41 all of a sudden, the average voter starts to go, oh, I guess it's not that crazy to vote for Trump. So if I'm Trump, I'm reaching out to Kai immediately. I get what you're saying. I get it. Sure. I've been getting some email requests from like publicists that are like seeking A-list influencers for social posts, $20,000, come to the DNC, coming to events around the whole week. Interesting. And budgets are being put in one part of the 10.

Starting point is 01:37:09 And it's just. I'm going to the DNC. Are you speaking? No. I'm going Wednesday and Thursday. Okay. Where is it? And when is it?

Starting point is 01:37:17 It's in Chicago. Not because I'm being paid, but because, you know, the Native Land podcast is there. That's Angela Rye, Andrew Gillum, Tiffany Cross. You know, we got accompanied with I Heart Call Reason Choice Media, so they definitely need to be there. And I'm like, shit, why not? I've never been to one, you know? And the first thing they said to me when I said I wanted to go,

Starting point is 01:37:35 they was like, but you didn't go to the RNC. I'm like, nobody asked me to go to the RNC either. If they would have asked me, I might have went, just to see what it's about. Hell yeah. I want to go see what the fuck's going on. Be there for the Spectre. They asked me to go to the DNC.

Starting point is 01:37:46 They was like, yo, are you coming to the DNC? And I was like, huh, never thought about it. And I had multiple people asking me. So I'm like, sure, why not go to the DNC? Ain't nobody paying for me for shit? That's what, where's all this money at? That's what the fuck I'll be wanting. All these motherfuck are talking about all this money.

Starting point is 01:38:02 Why ain't nobody offering me no goddamn money? Yeah, he's just doing it for the love. You know what I'm saying? Dr. Umar said, Ricky Smiley, Steve Harvey, which I don't ain't ain't not getting paid. But I'm saying, ain't nobody even offering me shit. Offer me something. I'm tired of getting the cues on the internet for taking money. Where is the goddamn money?

Starting point is 01:38:16 Y'all said, I took money for mental health. Y'all say I take money for the politicians. Where is the money? money, okay? Make me an offer. At least let me see if it's worth it. Okay? I just, every time I open my mouth about something,

Starting point is 01:38:31 you're getting paid for this. You get paid to push mental health. Where is the money? How much to support Trump? How much to endorse Trump? Make me an offer. I wouldn't do it. 10 million. No. A hundred million.

Starting point is 01:38:48 Hold on. Free tax. Hold on. Define. What do you mean? You gotta say, I am voting for President Donald Trump. No. And I think you guys should too.

Starting point is 01:38:59 No, I couldn't. And you get $500 million. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do it. $500 million. I couldn't live with myself. I haven't gotten this far doing shit like that.

Starting point is 01:39:10 Meaning like I really am a person that believes your word is more valuable than anything. If you can be bought, you're just a whole. Like if- What's your whole price? I don't know, I've never made an offer. I'm making you one. Clearly I ain't a good enough hole. 500 million?

Starting point is 01:39:26 Nah. A billion. To do what? I just said that. No, I couldn't do that. Not to endorse Trump. Bill? Kiss a guy with your tongue on his dick.

Starting point is 01:39:37 No way. For a billion dollars. No, I got a dad. Now, when my dad die, and I'm supposed to shit. Money isn't everything, y'all. I know that y'all don't believe that shit. But some people out here cannot be bought, you know.

Starting point is 01:39:58 Every opinion I have, regardless of how you feel about it, is mine. You pay for your opinions too. You know what? All the time. I end up having to pay for these shit. Ain't nobody paying me? I end up having to pay for this shit. I'm the one that be losing shit, okay?

Starting point is 01:40:14 I'm the one. My fucking talk about I get paid to push mental health. I've spent more money helping people in the mental health space. Yeah. I'm going to get no check for no mental. pay you to push mental health? How do you get paid to push mental health? Pharmaceutical companies?

Starting point is 01:40:28 Do you push any drugs for them? No. You've never heard. I don't talk about, talk about therapy. Yeah. I talk about hugging trees. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:40:34 Yeah, that is weird. I'm talking about things that I do for myself. Yeah. I'm not telling y'all to do anything. It's just like, even with politics, I supported Kamala Harris in 2020. Yeah. Because I liked Kamala Harris.

Starting point is 01:40:47 And I like her down. I like the things that she talks about. Me personally, I like that she wants to rebuild the middle class. am I wrong for that? I didn't like Biden. So you didn't get any good things out of buying. Those are the motherfuckers I hate, by the way. Those are the Democrats I hate,

Starting point is 01:41:03 the Democrats who are willing to lie to people to get them to vote. Like we had Lee Daniels on the show, and Lee Daniels talked about how him, and these are the names he said. He said Chris Rock, Samuel Jackson. I forgot who else he said. We're at the White House talking to President Biden,

Starting point is 01:41:19 and I said, what was the meeting about? And he was like trying to get black people to vote for President Biden. And he was like, and I saw then that he wasn't capable of running. So you were willing to lie to black people, even though. There was a group of us that were summoned to Bidens. We were trying to figure out how to get him into office because black men weren't voting for him. And so it was Chris Rock and Sam Jackson. You know, just up there wasting your time.

Starting point is 01:41:47 Instead of just telling him the truth that he needed to step down. You know what I mean? No, no, no, this is before. We understood that meeting that he needed to step down. I was saying a year ago he needed to step down. What made you think that? Because I was, we've been saying for a long time. And people were saying that we were not representing and this,

Starting point is 01:42:02 that, but we seen it and felt it. What? A year ago, I was saying he should step down. Yeah. And he was giving me hell for it. I was really, I was giving you hell for it. I know. Then you walked in that meeting and you was like, what?

Starting point is 01:42:15 No. It was like, oh, this is the president of the United States. whoa but he would come back with very much alertness he was like he would be like this and we say is he there

Starting point is 01:42:27 and then he'd come up and go I've done more for black people than any president in the United States of America including Obama and he started listing off the facts and listing off the facts and like I think Queen Latifah was like well you should tell people this

Starting point is 01:42:42 you should be out in the streets telling people this because black men need to understand this and and he said I'm just busy trying to stop nuclear war. I'm glad you said, continue, I'm sorry. He said, I'm too busy trying to stop nuclear war to go out and promote myself and what I'm doing, because I'm doing the work.

Starting point is 01:43:01 And then I realized that in that moment, how serious he was, because it got real somber in there. And I said, this is the reason why I'm doing my movie, because it, we like this, boom, right now, going, bah, we better be able to find it. I don't care whether it's Allah, for me, it's Jesus, is Buddha. We need to find our higher power. And that was the purpose of me trying to do this film right now. I respect George Clooney more.

Starting point is 01:43:25 Yeah. Because George Clooney not only raised more money in a single fundraiser for the Biden campaign than anybody, when he saw that Joe Biden wasn't capable, he went out there and wrote a letter about it and was like, yo, he needs to step down. Same thing I was saying. Y'all care so much. But clearly he's not going to win in November. He's not going to win looking like this. So he should step down.

Starting point is 01:43:49 I don't respect you if you were willing to lie the people about his condition just because you're so beholding to a party. Yeah. That's whacked to me. It's like Republicans who are so beholding to the party that they're willing to let Trump say racist, sexist, whatever, just because they just like fuck it. That's stupid to me. I respect the Republicans that are like, he don't represent us. This ain't what we're about. I respect that.

Starting point is 01:44:15 I don't respect motherfuckers that's willing to lie to people. just because they're so beholden to a party. And I think everybody should sit back and write down a list of people who were willing to say things like, you know, I'd vote for Joe Biden if he was a corpse and this and that and all this, write all of that shit down

Starting point is 01:44:32 and no, you really can't trust those people. Yes, facts. You really can't trust those people. Because those same people should have been the one saying, when they heard Joe Biden saying shit, like there's 50 other people that can beat Trump, well, please, Mr. President, step down. Let them go.

Starting point is 01:44:45 So these other 50 people can step up. I saw somebody say, oh, I saw a Republican say this. I forgot the guy's name on CNN. And I don't know if I believe this to be true, but he said that any other Republican other than Trump right now would be up 10 points on Kamala. Really? That's what he said today.

Starting point is 01:45:02 I saw it just swore this morning. I can't remember the guy's name. He said any other Republican will be up 10 points on Kamala. That's how motherfuckers felt about Trump last year. It was like any other Democrat would be up five to six points against Trump. Yeah. Anybody put him. This is the worst possible.

Starting point is 01:45:17 person you can run. Now, look, Kamala's up, the national poll came out today. She's up four points in every national poll. Wow. Duh. Don't trust anybody who was willing to lie to you. Okay? If you lie to somebody about Democrats, they won't trust you when you tell them about Republicans. If you're a Republican who lies about Republicans, they won't trust you when you tell them about Democrats. Don't be so beholden to these motherfucking parties, man. There are a lot of people that are so beholdens of the party that they can't even see outside of it. At all. Yeah. It's kind of dangerous. Very.

Starting point is 01:45:46 Thank you about it. Very. Let's pay some bill to do some asking idiots, mate. Okay, let's do it. All right, let's take a break. You know, the kids are going to be back to school. Down South, they already are back to school. Up north, they got a couple more weeks,

Starting point is 01:45:59 but back to school means back to busy schedules. Choms are the perfect on-to-go snack that you can always fit into the busiest of schedules, whether that's between classes on the way to practice are a much-needed protein. Pick-me-up for parents in the pickup lane. Choms have the protein your body needs and the flavors you crave.

Starting point is 01:46:15 Answer this question. How do chomps fit into your busy back-to-school schedule? Looking for a healthy snack that doesn't compromise on taste, say hello to chumps. Choms meat snacks have up to 12 grams of protein, zero grams of sugar, and are made with only real ingredients. Finally, a snack that fills you up that's made of ingredients you can feel good about.

Starting point is 01:46:35 Choms comes in tender delicious flavor, so there's something for everyone. They're made with only the highest quality protein, like grass-fed and finished beef and antibiotic-free turkey. The only tough choice is what flavor to try first. Right now, Choms is offering 10% off your first order when you sign up to their email list by going to choms.com slash idiots.

Starting point is 01:46:53 Go to choms.com slash idiots to see all the delicious flavors and get 10% off your first order when you sign up to their email list. That's C-H-O-M-P-S dot com slash idiots. Don't forget to use our link so they know we sent you. Also, this week's episode is bought to you by Squarespace. Got us a little Squarespace.

Starting point is 01:47:10 SquareSpace has been with brilliant idiots since the beginning, man. We've been doing this podcast for 11 years. So I just want to always thank Squarespace for supporting this week's episode of the podcast, but years and years of the Brilliant Nidious podcast. SquareSpace is the all-in-one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online, whether you're just starting out or managing a growing brand. Squarespace makes it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience and sell anything from products to content to time,

Starting point is 01:47:35 all in one place, all on your terms. Start a completely personalized website with the new guided design system, Square Place Blueprint. SquareSpace Blueprint. from professionally curated layout and styling options to build a unique online presence from the ground up, tailored to your brand of business and optimized for every device. Easily launch your website and get discovered fast with integrated optimized SEO tools so you show up more often to more people and grow the way you want. With Fluid Engine, the next generation website editor from Squarespace, it's never been

Starting point is 01:48:05 easier for anyone to unlock unbreakable creativity. Choose your website, start and point and customize every design detail with reimagined drag and drop technology for desktop or mobile. Scratch your imagination online with Fluent Engine included in any new Squarespace site. Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, go to Squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain.

Starting point is 01:48:29 That's Squarespace.com slash idiots to save 10% off your first purchase of a website of domain. Let's do some asking idiots. All right, let's do some asking idiots. Chris Maddox, how many hours a day does Shala read? I devote one hour a day to reading. Oh, really? Absolutely.

Starting point is 01:48:45 Every day. I'm talking about out of an actual book. I mean, you know, I'm always reading articles and stuff like that. But out of an actual book, I devote an hour a day. If it's a book, I'm not reading, but I'm listening to probably like two hours because I just do it on my commute. So I do it on driving into work and driving on the way back to work. But actually picking up a book reading, I devote one hour a day to reading. I make my kids do it.

Starting point is 01:49:05 Everybody has to read one hour a day. Everything shuts off in the house. When do you guys do it? Like what hour is reading time? Probably evening time. So after dinner or before dinner? After dinner? Interesting.

Starting point is 01:49:13 Usually after dinner right before bed. Everything cut off. Everybody pick up a book. You got to read a book. You got to. That's dope. That's really dope. Yeah, I would love to do that.

Starting point is 01:49:22 That's a great idea. A Preezy 4. No. Read the question. A Preezy 4 says, Shala, would you ever do a duet book with your wife? No. Why not?

Starting point is 01:49:37 I don't think I'm ready for that level of vulnerability Like your wife brings out a different level of vulnerability You've got to be super super honest about these things And I mean because and it's just like It's very personal Yeah it's very personal like certain things you keep to yourself Like you know what I mean I have no problem talking about me And talking about certain things me and my wife been through

Starting point is 01:50:01 But if you do a book with your wife and you and your wife got to really like commit to telling stuff like No No Yeah you gotta go through it Okay, speaking to negotiations, A.Obegion says, would you sell a family member for 100 mil? If yes, which one? Shots? I mean, can I sell, like, cousins or something?

Starting point is 01:50:20 I have, like, plenty that I would sell. Me too. Direct family. Like, none of my direct family. But cousins, yeah, absolutely. They would have to understand that. What do you mean, direct family? Define direct family.

Starting point is 01:50:30 Brother, mom, dad, wife, daughter. I'm not selling. Yeah, none of your family that you made. your wife and your daughter, none of that's happening. Parents, I'm not selling them. I'm not selling the parents. So you had sick. I think me and my dad can come to some type of negotiation.

Starting point is 01:50:50 I'd be like, Pop, check this out. Check it out, pops. You're older. It's a hundred million. How many years you got left? It's a hundred million. I'm going to throw you 20. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:51:00 You go be with this family. They're not going to want you. They're going to send you back anyway. That's a good thing. If you have confidence that they're going to throw them away, now you've got the hundred millions. Yes. Wow. Like we can negotiate.

Starting point is 01:51:10 Would you, and what would I be selling the family member for exactly? Is it like hard labor? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what do they want from my family member? Yeah. Yeah, we got to, there's a lot more details we need to know. Yeah, I need more detail. Yeah, Abadjan, break this down some more and we can answer this question another time. Give me more details. Would I be selling them for what? Oscar B. Savage on them. Oh, this is a good question.

Starting point is 01:51:34 What's one piece of advice you can give your children for life, Shultz? What's one piece of advice? you can give your children for life. Whoa. That's a heavy one. You're advice you give your children for life. Golden rule, man. Yeah, it's the great one.

Starting point is 01:51:51 Golden rule. Doing to others as you would have them doing to you. That's it. I think that's a good one. Everything derives from that, right? If you really believe it, that is the greatest piece of advice for all of us, if we truly believe it,

Starting point is 01:52:04 do one to others as you would have them doing to you. I'm probably, I feel like sometimes in my life, I'm the only person who believes that shit because the reality is I'm willing to deal with anything that I'm willing to do to somebody else. You know what I'm saying? I'm not doing nothing to nobody

Starting point is 01:52:20 or saying nothing about nobody that I can't handle being said about me or done to me. And that's the golden rule, right? Yeah. What if you're willing to talk bad about a person because you can take it?

Starting point is 01:52:33 That's still not nice to the other person. Depends what I'm saying. He said like that. It depends what I'm saying. That's what I mean. It depends what I'm saying. I'm just saying not everybody has as tough skin as you is what I'm saying. So it's like it's not necessarily.

Starting point is 01:52:46 But he is upholding the golden rule. You got to give him credit for that. I think the rule doesn't work for him. Why? Because he's taking advantage of the rule. Critique is critique. But there's no point. Then you also your mom ever tell you like if you have nothing nice to say,

Starting point is 01:53:01 don't say it at all? Yes, but I wouldn't have a career if that was the case, mom. What do you want, mom? This mom. You like your house? You think you made your care off of being mean to people? I don't think I made a career of being mean to people, but I think people don't like critique regardless anyway.

Starting point is 01:53:14 We don't like being critiqued. We don't like me. Even if it's somebody that you know loves you to death. Yeah. You don't want them to critique you in a negative way. We only like positive reinforcement, positive feedback. When somebody tells you, like, that shit ain't hitting like you think it is, blah, you're like, fuck, that shit hurts at first.

Starting point is 01:53:33 Until you realize like, damn, this person might be right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. It's the truth. No, because just because it's European, doesn't mean it's correct either. No, but it actually still works because you're fine with those people

Starting point is 01:53:48 critiquing you, therefore you will go out and critique, but the people who are not fine with it don't do it, and then hopefully those people don't do it to them. Yeah. And you're going to build your community that way. I think the golden rule works. I think it works very much. That's why I don't like suckers. I don't like people who, well, I don't like people

Starting point is 01:54:04 who get mad. When you critique them. But they But they'll go out and critique everybody. All the time. Legendary sucker shit, if you ask me. If I say you shouldn't be on something, a list, right? Yeah. And then you go out and tell other people they shouldn't be on the list.

Starting point is 01:54:20 But you get mad when I say, that's some legendary sucker shit. That is some legendary sucker shit. That's it. That's it. I don't like shit like that. Doing the others that you would have them doing to you. Anything you hear me say about somebody, anything you see me do to somebody, I am willing to have it done back to me. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:54:36 And I like self-departing. anyway. So there ain't shit you really going to say to me that's going to piss me off. You know what I mean? Like last time I think I really got pissed off. I did get pissed off last week though. When this guy, I didn't get pissed. You know what I get pissed to me off? Wrong information. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can have any critique about me you want. If it's based in reality as long as it's based in motherfucking reality. I agree with you. That's it. Yeah. Anything. I don't care if it's, do you? I don't care if it. Do you? You know, yeah. I don't care if it. You. You YouTube motherfuckers that like the critique. I don't care if it's people that want to critique me in real life.

Starting point is 01:55:12 If it's rooted in fact, I have no problem with it. I have somebody called a radio station. A guy called the real station last week. He was 46 years old. And we was talking about, because we had just played Sauce Walker, Sauce Walker on Breakfast Club. And he made his comments about Drake. And he said it's a difference between appropriation and appreciation

Starting point is 01:55:28 and how Drake comes to Houston, but Drake doesn't break no bread with artists in Houston. He doesn't do a lot of stuff with artists and Houston, whatever, whatever. So this guy calls 40-cheek's old from South Carolina, and he said that's how a lot of people feel about me. He was like, I don't do nothing for the community. I don't do nothing for the city because I'm not helping to put no rappers on. Now, this man said this, literally.

Starting point is 01:55:49 What day was that, Taylor? I forgot what day it was. But it was a day after the South Carolina State University National Alumni Association announced the first two recipients of my Ford Family Scholarship Foundation, saluted to Leah Taylor and Kejaja branch of Orangeburg and Columbia, South Carolina, respectively. They are the first recipients of my Ford family endowment scholarship, because, you know,

Starting point is 01:56:14 I gave a quarter million dollars in South Carolina State University. I would think investing in the future of our society, these people that are going to go on to major in, you know, English or might be in communications. Have real jobs. I would think providing for their futures means something to a community.

Starting point is 01:56:32 You say that to me, the same week where yesterday in my hometown, I did my ninth annual back-to-school driving fish fry, salute to fanatics. You know, fanatics gave us like 100 backpacks, you know, on top of the other hundreds of backpack that we purchased out of my own pocket to make sure that these kids got school supplies and backpacks,

Starting point is 01:56:53 and we gave away free fish and we had free Jamaican food. Like, things got to be rude, and in fact, and by the way, people were very upset at these guys. But what you're doing for the rappers, though? That's what he can't. You know what I mean? Yeah, you're making it so that they don't have to do that. By way, I've done things for rappers too.

Starting point is 01:57:13 And are doing things for certain rappers now. But that's just not my ministry. That's something that I was doing years ago. I was a kid. I don't care. Like, I'm not, do I want to see people from South Carolina and get on in the music game? Of course.

Starting point is 01:57:24 Yes. But that's not my ministry. That's not my soul focus. That's not something I'm pushing, you know, to do. But if there's rappers out there that got motion, Whether it's Juhova, was this little boss, I'm gonna help these brothers any way that I can. You know what I'm saying?

Starting point is 01:57:38 Yeah. I don't think anybody wants to be perceived different than they perceive themselves, especially they don't want to be lied on. That's all, that's it. That's it. That's it. Criticism and lying on somebody is different.

Starting point is 01:57:49 And that's what like sometimes, like there's a lot of, there's a lot of YouTube podcast that I enjoy, right? And they give critique of people. And I'm fine with that. As long as the critique, is rooted in something factual.

Starting point is 01:58:05 If it's not rooted in factual, it's like, why am I watching this shit? Well, I think what happens is that, you know, they start chasing clicks, and in order to get clicks, you need to be more exaggerative, you need to be more salacious, and then when you run out of truth,

Starting point is 01:58:19 you've got to start making things up to get the clicks. And that's some sucker shit, like you were saying. It's like, if you're lying on people for clicks, you know, and eventually they get exposed and eventually they just go down because people start realizing, oh, this isn't the truth. It's no different than,

Starting point is 01:58:32 it's so funny it's like everybody went to YouTube for news once we felt like the news organizations started lying to us right and now on YouTube everybody's just lying too so you start going oh yeah nobody's watching CNN no he's watching Fox News but also on YouTube nobody's gonna be watching because they're all so biased you're also trying to sell ads you know what I told I told some of the content creators that do these um these these these these these these these these these podcast where they're critiquing other people you know how you become an expert in the space by being right It's just like when you watch sports pundits on TV, are political pundits, when they make predictions that are actually right, they have inside information because they're talking to different people. You gain the trust of the audience. You gain the trust of the audience. And you can lose it fast.

Starting point is 01:59:17 You lose it like that when people realize, you don't even know what you're talking about. Why am I listening to you? You know what I'm? If you're a chat, GPT and shit, I can do that too. Yep. You know what I mean? Like, so if you have access to actual,

Starting point is 01:59:32 people talk to them, right? Get the information from them. And by the way, everybody's going to be damn near self-serving with their information. Yeah, but most people don't have access. Yeah, you're right. And they, you know, they're trying to make some money on YouTube. That's right. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:59:48 But if you do have access, use it. Because that's how you get to the next level. That's my advice for all of these content creators who are in that space. Instead of just getting online and making up shit because you know that your audience, you know, has a rabid appetite for bullshit, actually get some real information, start reaching out to these players and saying things like,

Starting point is 02:00:06 hey, man, we're going to talk about... That's not fun, Charlotte. But that's what news networks do. Yes, that's what's what... What you think Stephen A. Smith does? If there's a rumor about something, let me reach out to this person and see. Even a no comment is a story. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:00:21 I learned that from people like Lauren LaRosa. Who used to work at TMZ? You know, she's filling in for Jess Eliza while Jess is on maternity leave on breakfast club. Fantastic. She was a senior news producer at TMZ. taught me that even a no comment is a story. If there's something out there about a person, and they said no comment, you reach out,

Starting point is 02:00:38 and even if that person says no comment. Yeah. That's the story. That's something at least you can report. I reached out to them to see what they had to say about this story, and they replied no comment. Yeah. I would also say, like, focus on your art.

Starting point is 02:00:51 Like, what's your art? What's your art? Like, critiquing is the easiest thing to do. You don't have to create anything. You got, you got a, what? What? Taylor's up to? She just get these little things

Starting point is 02:01:04 when she started looking at me like she want to swing on me, man. And I don't want her problem in. I don't know why she'd do that. What is wrong with you? Why are you not focusing on the conversation? I'm literally listening to you all. You're giving me ideas.

Starting point is 02:01:16 And my phone, her name is Little Op. She's an Op, isn't she? I think you're hot. She might be. I'm just thinking about stuff. She's a little bit. What you're thinking of? Y'all just give me ideas

Starting point is 02:01:26 to what I need to do for my stuff. Focus on your business. Focus on your. You're art, Taylor. No, for real, because the art will always set you free. It's like, you could be someone who critiques, but Stephen A. Smith has an art about it. He's good. He's a actual great talent.

Starting point is 02:01:40 And I think a lot of people, instead of developing an art, they just say the craziest shit. And it's, or do they just say the most click-based shit or they do that. And it's like, I don't know. For me, I think. I don't understand why I do the click-based stuff if you have access. Because it works, bro. That's the thing. It works.

Starting point is 02:01:56 It works. For the short term, it works. It don't work for the long term. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's very few people that are in it for the long. term and eventually the audience turns on them, but you just got to let them learn that the hard way. But focusing on your art, art's not going to go away. You'll ebb and flow with art. But people who have real art, like if you are a musician, you're a professional radio host,

Starting point is 02:02:14 you are somebody who can compel attention. That doesn't go away. Art will prevail. So developing a real skill. What showt you saying is so true. That's longevity. I guess even when I was having these conversations about YouTube and what I don't like from YouTube creators. That's essentially what I would say. Two things I was saying is like, I don't know if you can build a real business off YouTube, but also, you know, treat it like a professional. Like treat it the way the pundit on television would. Treat it the way the pundit on radio would.

Starting point is 02:02:44 That's why I always shout out the need to know podcast because those three, Alex Saban, Reggie, you can tell they approach their podcast the way somebody would approach their radio. The way somebody would approach their TV show. They have actual facts. It is rooted in real information. You know what I mean? And so that's what keeps me coming back every week because I'm like, regardless of how I feel about their opinions, I know it's rooted in something real.

Starting point is 02:03:13 Truth is art. Yeah. A lot of people don't want to do the intellectual heavy lifting to get to the truth. So once you find someone that is willing to do that, is willing to read the articles, do the research. Yes. You gravitate towards this. Yes. Fuck your opinion.

Starting point is 02:03:26 Your opinion is great. But it got to be rooted. in real information. Real an idiot shoots bad opinions, but we root it in real information. Or just complete false jokes. Which is, but we tell them that. But that's our art.

Starting point is 02:03:40 That's the satire of it all. Yeah. Yes. But yeah, yeah. So I think, yeah, just focus on your art. What's your skill? Because here's reality is, like, if you don't have a skill, other people are going to enter your fields,

Starting point is 02:03:53 and some of them are going to have art. You're going to have a skill. That's right. And you will be obsolete. That's right. So you better be careful. You want to build that moat. The best way to build your mode is just to have great art.

Starting point is 02:04:01 Like, for example, this question, falling Brook Media. This is a great question. How many people wouldn't even motherfucking touch this question? Very many idiots can do this because this is what we do. Okay. Who would you rather have as a dad? Joe Biden are Donald J. Trump. Trump, without a doubt.

Starting point is 02:04:17 Joe, one of his kids is the drug addicts. What? Hunter. So? I mean, none of Trump's kids are drug addicts. What? That's what you're saying. I'm just saying he's doing all right with the kids.

Starting point is 02:04:35 But Joe Biden's a loving father still staying by his son, even with the drug problems and all that. Still getting him jobs and stuff like to collect his money for fucking you grab. I don't have as a dad, Joe Biden is Trump. Your daughter's going to be a slut regardless. Whoa! No, she's not. Listen, let me tell you something. Don't tell us nothing.

Starting point is 02:04:56 Tell her. Tell her, tell her. Tell her, tell her. Tell her. Tell her. If you told your. if you told your father any of your sex capades, no matter what they were,

Starting point is 02:05:05 he would think he was being a slut. No, you don't. But it's different when it's daddy. Anything my daughter's doing with another man, I'm gonna be like, what the fuck are you doing? I hit like a little hope. You know what I'm saying? But isn't that they're saying to know, though, too?

Starting point is 02:05:18 Yes. How many dick? Tell your daddy you suck more than one dick and see how he react to it. My dad's a realist, though. He's realist what? He's a real. All right, I bet, but I bet you want to tell him how many dicks you suck.

Starting point is 02:05:30 Why would I say that, though? Because you know that he ain't going to hear it. Exactly. So why would I say that to me? That's my point. That's what I'm saying. I didn't want to hear how many dicks you suck. Don't say that out loud.

Starting point is 02:05:40 He's going to look at you as a slut. Nobody wants to see their daughter having sex. Legs up in the air sweating. Huh. Huh. That shit sounds crazy. I got to go back home to my daughter so she don't got stories like this and the goddamn podcast right now. So you said you said you want Trump to be your daddy?

Starting point is 02:05:58 Say what? You'd want Trump to be your dad? No, no. I didn't say that. Yes, she did. No, I didn't. I said if I had to choose. Trump for sure.

Starting point is 02:06:06 He got Mar-a-Lago, the vacation is going to be lit. You know what I mean? That's how I feel too. He got all the destination. He got the hotel hookup for an hour. That's how I feel too, yo, I'm not gonna lie. He had the fire parties. Epstein.

Starting point is 02:06:19 No disrespect, but that beach house in Delaware ain't fly. Yo, no want to go to the beach in Delaware. Nobody ever said that. But I didn't have been no billion. I'm talking about we're just being hypothetical here. Like this. Who would you rather have as a dad?

Starting point is 02:06:30 Like that. Trump or Biden is Trump. Facts. I know you might take this clip and spin it however you want. We're being hypothetical. This is satire. No, we're not.

Starting point is 02:06:43 I'm Mar-Lago. Take me to Florida. I don't want to, the beach house in Delaware versus Mar-a-Lago. Stop. The private jets. Stop.

Starting point is 02:06:51 Should stay at any Trump towels I want for three. Any. Taco bowls. Come on, man. They got the best taco bowls. Come on, yo. What Biden? Come on, yo.

Starting point is 02:07:01 Come on, we just talk about, fuck the presidency. We're talking how long Trump in the last 76 years? I'm just saying you were bringing off of his son. Taylor, answer the question. Who would you rather have Joe Biden as a dad? Come on. Joe Biden to Donald Trump, yo. Be honest.

Starting point is 02:07:14 And we're going off of materialistic things. What else are you going off with daddy? Love? Get the fuck out of here. Yeah. I was born in 1978. Daddy don't know how to love me. He didn't is Biden.

Starting point is 02:07:24 Biden. Biden is born 1800. My daddy raised me out of fear, not love. Love. Oh, no. Fuck out of here. Trump. I'm not interested.

Starting point is 02:07:34 You know it's Trump. No comment. No comment. I don't want to answer. Yoch convinced me. Joe body's up. I don't even know. It's not even, it's not even, it's not even closed.

Starting point is 02:07:42 It's not even closed. It's a no-brainer. At the behalf of the dad? Hell yeah. Throwing you mad pussy. Hunter was Trump with his dad. Facts. Hunter, like, for my lifestyle.

Starting point is 02:07:52 This shit I want to do. Give me the Donald. Give me the Donald. Give me the Donald. I can judge every over holiday. My fuck is trying to get me. clean. You know what I'm saying? I go over here. Daddy. It's party time. It's party time. Where the bitch is at?

Starting point is 02:08:07 Oh, it's party time. As a daughter of his, no. Uh-huh. You said what? As a daughter of his, I wouldn't, I think, I think it's too different. Ivanka looked like she having a ball to me. Ivanka, killing it. Ivanka looks like she's having a goddamn ball. Angel. You almost see her. Sweet angel. Sweet angel. Ava's living a great life. Okay. Jealous. It doesn't look like it. Jealous. Why does it not look like it?

Starting point is 02:08:29 Whenever I saw her in Trump, she looks miserable. No, she looks happy. She had a job in the administration with no political experience. You can't even get invited to a Black Effect dinner. Yeah, man. I ain't with Trump for president, but Trump's for daddy? Daddy. Daddy! That's daddy.

Starting point is 02:08:48 That's daddy. That's daddy. You see what, hey, your God Kanye West went in there and dropped his knee. Okay, I got one. And said, you were like a daddy to me. Your son. God damn. And that wasn't even a hypothetical.

Starting point is 02:09:03 What did you say? Trump or Diddy for daddy. I'm leaving, yo. I'm leaving, yo. Yo, yo, in the pocket. I got a daughter. I got a daughter. I got to get to.

Starting point is 02:09:12 Hold on Trump or Diddy? What do you think is the good one? This last one. Trump or Diddy for your daddy? Charlie. I'm thinking about it too. All you are thinking about. All we're talking about the material stupid fish or shit.

Starting point is 02:09:26 All you're going to get is a peanut butter. Listen, we're not responsible for the sins of our fathers. You're saying the life of... Yeah, it's the same thing. What would you... See your mom get dragged through the fucking hotels and shit? Yeah, God damn it. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:09:41 At least Trump could... Yeah, God. Gonna bury your mom at your golf course. You don't know what Trump did either, though. God, yeah, we've never seen Trump do it. Trump's not doing that. Just based off what we know, I'm still picking Trump. Plus, Trump still have more money.

Starting point is 02:09:58 Yeah. About the paper, baby. Go. Cheching. When somebody died, what's that will look like? What a hope. Also, Christmas, all the Nintendo's and shit. Come on, man.

Starting point is 02:10:09 Come on, man. Trump got us. As always. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiot podcast.

Starting point is 02:10:27 It's your fucking stupid ass if you take any of this shit. serious. Love you. Best satire going today. Peace.

The Brilliant Idiots - Diabolically Demure

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.