The Brilliant Idiots - Dinner With Dolphins

Episode Date: November 22, 2024

This Week the Brilliant Idiots podcast, hosts Charlamagne the God and Andrew Schultz discuss political appointments and the implications of celebrity involvement in politics to the meaning of legacy and personal fulfillment. They explore Chris's evolving political views, the impact of Trump's cabinet picks, and the complexities of Biden's foreign policy decisions. They discuss the return of Mike Tyson to boxing and the significance of family in shaping one's legacy. The conversation explores various themes including generational differences in masculinity, the influence of parents on behavior, cultural shifts surrounding phrases like 'no homo', nostalgia for the 90s, reflections on misogyny in hip-hop, modern relationship dynamics, societal labels affecting men, and political commentary on Biden's leadership. They draw parallels between Diddy and the character of the Penguin from DC Comics, discussing the potential for a new TV show centered around DC villains. They also touch on Denzel Washington's role in Gladiator 2 and the dynamics of critique versus hate in media, concluding with a discussion on the Manosphere and political narratives.  Chapters 00:00 Introduction  01:15 Political Discussions and Chris's Awakening 03:18 Trump's Cabinet Picks and Their Implications 05:39 The Role of Celebrities in Politics 09:20 Chris's Perspective on Political Appointments 11:32 Concerns Over Privatization and Loyalty in Politics 13:13 Biden's Foreign Policy and Military Decisions 15:50 The Impact of Relationships on International Relations 18:10 Mike Tyson's Return to Boxing 23:18 Legacy and Its Meaning 27:06 The Importance of Family and Personal Fulfillment 34:05 Generational Differences in Masculinity 37:32 Parental Influence and Absorbing Behaviors 39:05 Cultural Shifts: The Legacy of 'No Homo' 41:47 Nostalgia for the 90s: Lessons Learned 45:40 Misogyny and Hip-Hop: A Critical Reflection 49:10 Navigating Modern Relationships and Communication 50:54 The Impact of Societal Labels on Men 57:04 Political Commentary: Biden's Leadership and Legacy 01:06:36 Diddy's Controversial Headlines 01:09:42 Diddy's Legal Troubles and Public Perception 01:11:36 The Penguin: A Metaphor for Diddy 01:13:58 The Future of DC Villains 01:17:11 Comedy and the Pressure to Perform 01:19:20 Political Commentary and Cultural Reflections 01:20:19 Denzel's Role in Gladiator 2 01:23:00 The State of Journalism Today 01:26:20 Critique vs. Hate in Media 01:32:55 The Manosphere and Political Narratives 01:40:53 Understanding Dichotomous Thinking 01:43:13 The Role of Identity and Belonging 01:44:36 The Complexity of Social Dynamics 01:50:31 The Impact of Personal Experiences on Perception 02:02:01 Navigating the Entertainment Industry 02:12:35 Final Thoughts and Reflections ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Heather Kyle Walker. I think we finally broke Chris, bro. You think so? I felt it in the group chat. I felt him starting to come around. What did you think, Chris? He don't identify as a liberal anymore? No, no, he still identifies the liberal,

but he's starting to realize what liberals are doing to turn off the majority of the country. I think Chris gets it. I think he's getting it. I didn't realize how hard it is to talk after swallowing nut. Yeah. Crazy. Jesus.

Yeah, I know. That's why girls want to cuddle. Yeah. Have to eat? I'm going to talk about honey roast a penis. Oh, oh. Wait. What?

They don't want a pillow talk. They want to cuddle because they can't because they got the Elmer's in there. Oh, no, no. They just do that because they also just do that because they want to see how you feel about them after they do that. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He still respects me. Of course, we respect you more. Respect you even more. Just don't kiss me. I mean, that's... You're a liar. Wait, what you mean? You're a liar.

You're a liar. Right for the kids. I know you kiss right after Oh I know you have to You all you are lying Oh you're fucking straight dude You like fucking women bro

You're fucking straight Look at you you hetero motherfucker Oh you're so fucking straight The way you kiss women No hetero yo No dude No hetero bro You tell me I look like I kiss women

You're a straggot dude You are a fucking straggie Yo, that is so straight what you're doing right now. That is crazy, bro. You're a straggot. You are a straggot, for real. Stop being straight and kiss a little scraggle maggot. You're a straggle maggot.

You do the nicest thing ever to you. Anyway, I think we broke Chris. Talk to me, Chris. What do you mean, Chris? I didn't mean anything. I mean, what are you meaning, I guess? See, he's already more reasonable. He's coming here with the arm ball.

God, he got questions, you know what I mean? Chris be coming here with the armor of God. He'd be ready to do. Chris is going to fight. You know, I'm just saying it's good. I'm fighting, but I'm listening. Yeah, exactly. That's what we need y'all to do is listen.

My favorite thing to do is send Chris all Trump's cabinet picks. Oh, my God. He's killing. No, he is killing. He is killing. Oh, you didn't hit the latest one. No, what's the latest one? We heard Dr. Oz.

Fire. He's a good doctor. You heard Linda McMahon. Right? Wait, is he a doctor at least? Or is he like, like, Drey? Dr. Dr. Oz is the head of, he's running Medicaid.

Is he an actual doctor? I don't know if he's still. It's Medicaid. He's an actual doctor. Okay, he is an actual doctor. I like that. I like the doctor. He's running Medicaid.

Linda McMahon is the running Department of Education. I mean, you can't be upset at that. You cannot be upset at Linda McMahon. I know some of y'all have probably said because you don't think a woman is qualified to do something like that, but you are sexist. I support women in these type of role. I believe that they should be putting shit in and out of cabinets. So any time a woman is hired for a cabinet roll, I think it is actually the perfect position.

Let her cook. Take that, Chris. Take that. Okay, take that. This Trump's America, Chris. This Trump's America. All you can do is sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. You haven't heard the new FBI hate.

He said, let her cook. I see. My man hasn't blinked in three years. Who you're talking about? Cash Patel. No. Wait, what? What? What are you talking about?

No, his FBI directive. He got rid of Christopher Ray. Oh, I thought literally it was Cash Patel. You don't know who this guy is? They got rid of... I'm not even trying to get you. Google Cash Patel right now. He got a great Sean Ryan podcast.

He did Sean Ryan's podcast, and they're saying that he's might be the head of, I thought he was ahead of, maybe CIA. They wanted to head up the CIA. I've heard of Casper tell, though. He's the guy that's like a, he was a Navy sale or some shit like that. I don't know what he was, but that motherfucker's intense and I like it. Well, I like it. Casper Tell. Oh, so they didn't name it yet.

Thank you. Oh, no, no, they didn't name it. They just announced it. Oh, fuck. Well, who did they announce? Stephen Seagal is the new FBI director. I like that. That's crazy.

I like that. Stephen fucking is Segal. I like it. No, you don't. Let me tell you why I like that. Let me tell you why this. You don't. Can I go full MAGA for one second?

Can I go? Because I'm tired of politicians. Okay? I'm tired of politicians being in these political roles. Okay. What we need are more actors, international superstars, white reggae artists. Have you heard his reggae sound? Have you heard Steven Seagull?

Steven Seagullo does reggae? You don't even know what he can do. You don't even know how he can bring this country together. Okay. It's Stephen Siegel, right? Seagall. It's not really Steven Segal. It's Steven Segal.

He's a nice Jewish boy. Wait, which one is it? Is it the karate guy or is it actually Steven Seagal? Steven Seagal, the karate guy. Yeah, shut the fuck up. I'm dead ass. I'm dead ass. Get the fuck out of it.

I am not joking. I am not joking. I am not joking. What you're doing is being disrespectful to the great martial artist. Steven Seagal is the new FBI director. The article will come up in a second. All right. Ask them to put the AC on here because it started to get hot.

It is goddamn hot like a motherfucker. Okay. Yeah, man. Who else? Who else is in there? Who they got? Lyndon McMan? Department of Education.

I mean, everybody else is a politician for the most part. Dosh? Shout out Doge. Who the fuck is those? Department of Government efficiency. Elon Musk. Oh, yeah. Elon and Vivekram.

Swamy. Obviously, Tulsi. Shout out Tulsi. Tulsi. Director of National Intelligence. Yeah. You probably don't think that she'd be good at that because she's a woman. and their IQs are lower.

I'm just... I'm just... I'm just... It's just sexist, but in Trump's America, what we do not do is allow sexism to influence our decisions

when we're choosing. No black people in the cabinets yet, though. Where is Candace Owens? I don't know if Candice was buying for a position. I wouldn't put Candace in there. He got an African. I'm surprised Candace his name.

Who's African? Elon. You got African and Elon. Well, Cash Patel is black, though. Cash Patel is Indian. He's a Patel. He's Indian? Patel.

Go back to his picture. He looked like he'd get profiled to me. Yeah, he would definitely get pulled over. For sure, but different reasons. Yeah, at TSA, not like while he's driving. Nah. Yeah. Why he looks so dark skinning that MAGA hat.

Oh, okay. I see the hierarchy. Look at that top one. Oh, he's a cross-eyed. Look at the top Wikipedia one. No, no, no, no. Click that top-left Wikipedia one. That shit, he looked like a costume.

What do you do know? He looked like a caution in Hollywood. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Top left, yo. I know you know left. You. Your angle. Not right now.

It's both the ankle. Taylor. Taylor. Top left. Taylor, please. Taylor, it just. Yeah. He's not cross-eyed, but that motherfucker,

don't you want him putting the fear of God in other countries? Don't you want that guy right there? Because when he says something, he means it. Chris. When he says something, he means it. He is cross-side. I don't know. Yeah, he's cross-eyed.

He's not cross-eyed. He's just that's an intense fear. He's not. That is not an intense stand. Yeah, y'all talk shit about the CIA director. See what happens to y'all. Kaboom. Hold on.

This is FBI or CIA. Oh, y'all. Cibu. Whatever it is. Whatever three motherfucking letters. This is FBI. Keep talking shit. But Stephen Seagall already got the job.

Okay. What? I like it. Stevens and Cole got the job, yo. Okay. So what else? What else? Here the thing.

I heard they're going to put Matt Gates in charge of the elementary cabiners. The Department of the stage I was so close I was trying to put it together in my brain and my brain just wasn't working You know one of my guys said to me this guy that works in the D.C. He said, I know it's wild

but Trump picks TV people for these roles because they aren't policy jobs you are a spokesperson for the administration. He hired communicators. This isn't grad school. Democrats should take a lesson here. Listen up. Listen up there.

What do you think, Chris? Chris said he didn't agree. Listen. Listen. You said it makes sense, but when you say, Chris, your big lump of sadness. Your lump of sadness is, I am sad. I mean, if I'm being completely honest, I'm literally more upset about the Sixers than I am about what's happening. What happened with the Sixers?

Really? Yeah, it's been a rough stretch. They're 211. I'm taking all my energy and I'm like oaring it into that. But anyway, I think these people are being appointed because. They're completely loyal. This is, now, can I tell you what happens? This is why you can't,

this is why you can't kick all the immigrants out the fucking country. This American motherfucker can't even put together a tear. You sure, bro? First, he was trying to put the other side. He's the very man with four kids. He hasn't slid anything in it. My wife does all of that shit. You know why?

Hold on, you know why? You know why? You know why my wife does all this shit? Equality. Equality. Been on it first. Let's make you spin on it first if it will go in. Oh, there you go, there you go.

Hey! Finally got it in. It took you five minutes. Like that. It was like that. Well, Andrew got a point. We don't need mass deportation. No, no.

Okay? Just a few. Get rid of all of the criminals. All of the bad guys. People who can put tables together. Need them. What's the problem? Americans can put together tables.

Chris, what's you googling over there, yo? I'm running notes. Yeah. So Chris, how did you feel? You said that you didn't like the with the guys? said you said you agreed with it, but you said he just wants people. In theory, I think why they're really appointed is because they have complete loyalty to Trump. They'll do whatever they're told.

I think they're going to help destroy, frankly, these departments. And the next move will be to privatize education, to privatize Medicare, to privatize Medicaid, to privatize even some of the environmental stuff. I think it's very dangerous. That's true, man. We got to look out for that one. I don't want to know what Stephen Seagal going to do with the FBI. What is Steven Seagal going to do with the FBI?

Why the hell do fucking liberals care so much about people's privates? Chris is right. All they do is talk about privates, this, private. Listen, I hope Chris is wrong. I hope he's wrong. I'd love to be wrong. I hope he wrong, too. But, you know, we got to see, man.

Ash Patel, pull up on Chris, yo, stare at his ass. We need Cash Patel to pull up on Chris and let him feel it. They'll both confuse each other. Listen, a cross-eyed, four-eyed stand down is crazy. A cross-eyed four-eyed stare-down is crazy. When somebody were, like, they were confused the fuck out of each other. Any of them because he's shit. That's right.

That's right. No, but he's not cross-eyed. Stop saying that. That's bad. As I keep telling y'all, somebody's going to be right. Somebody's going to be wrong. We just got to sit back and see, man. We just got to sit back and motherfucking see.

That's very deep. What? You know that one. It's the truth, though. You see? Give you that one. Do we have to sit back, though? What else you're going to do, Chris?

What you're going to do, Chris? Storm the Capitol? No, no. What's you going to do, Chris? What's you going to do now? What's all going to do now? I guess I'm going to do this. I think it's bullshit.

We'll see what happens. You. Somebody's going to be right. Somebody's going to be wrong. Okay. And at the end of the day, at the end of the day, the day going to go in and we're going all be sitting back like, damn. Damn it, man.

All right? So the podcast is going to be cool. The podcast's going to be good. Like right now it's going to be a lot of forewarning. You're going to hear a lot of political pundits, a lot of podcasts, doing a little forewarner, forewarned, it's not until like 2006. And then that's when we start. When shit really going to be.

Yuck. Whoa. Yeah. Now we really get to see what this shit. Yeah. This shit look like. Crisis king. Biden leaving the country.

Crisis king. Biden leaving the country with a little war before he walk out. You saw that? Why would he try to? to do this. Why would he give long-range missiles to Ukraine right before he he leaves? And Putin said he

ready for nuclear war. I saw that. Yeah. That's terrifying, but Chris, you don't got... You're thinking he would nuke Trump's America? Yo, why don't you talk about your Dems trying to blow up the whole world? And trying to start a nuclear Holocaust. Why don't you talk about that ever? You don't. Oh, my 76 are the 2 and 9.

Oh, you know who else is 2 in 9? Ukraine. they're about to be two and 80 at the end. That's not, Chris, we can't joke around about these things on brilliant idiots. Well, I mean, he's got a point. Why did Biden do that, though? Why did Biden agree to supply Ukraine with anti-personnel? So they could fuck over the goat.

No, that's new. Shit. That's, well, this is new. The last one was the missiles. Now it says supply Ukraine with anti-personnel minds. Like, why do that now, Chris? Why do you think? I don't know.

I mean, I'm a little bit hypocritical on this issue, if I'm being honest. because I don't see the value of going all in Ukraine, but obviously if the great state of Taiwan was invaded next, which I think is the next domino, I'd be up in arms and want us to support them. And how will we support them? What would we do? I mean, as much as I'd want to see it,

I can barely make the argument for that because it means taking on China directly. Is that in our best interest? Yeah. You know what I will say, though, that I appreciate. I appreciate people like Chris because they humanize these places. And the reason that is that. I wouldn't even think of Taiwan.

Like, you know, you hear it on the news, but you don't think about it. Like, you don't think, like, yo, there's actual people there. My wife is there right now. Exactly. You know? So I'm just like, oh, shit.

You don't think Russia escalated first by bringing in North Koreans to fight? Good point. Is there dangerous? I mean, it's like, yeah. It's a slow start to a world war when you bring it in another country to help fight all boots on the ground.

Well, I've said this a lot of times. That's a good point. I'll say it again now, and even though somebody will take this and take it out of context and say, oh, see, Charlemagne's Magin now, I don't think there'll be any wars of that magnitude with Trump in office. Because of the fact, no, but listen. Can we just fist bump on that? We can't anti-war. Let me explain why.

Anti-war definitely. You know what I'm saying? We can't answer. Because of the fact that he has relationships with Putin. Exactly. Because of the fact that he's willing to have relationships with the president of them. Well, relationship is one way to put it. Sure. I mean...

I mean, whatever it is, if it keeps us from having to, you know... If he got a tinkle and Svetlana for us to not answer World War III, then it's worked out. That's right. If it keeps China out of Taiwan, Chris... If it keeps Russia out of Ukraine, it stops us from having World War III. But it's not going to keep Russia out of Ukraine. They'll have to give up a little bit. They're not to give up a little bit. It's a rat.

Not the whole thing. Not the whole thing. He'll let Russia put the tip in. They're going to have to give up Dumbass. What's that the Eastern Province? What's whatever dumbass is, bro? It's whatever dumbass is, bro. What, Shah?

He's going to let Russia put the tip in. You're going to let Russia put the tip in. That's it. And I think Ukraine's going to be fine with that. It's not right. It's not right. You're saying it's okay for Russia to just be like, yeah, you know, we just want to take this land and I can't do shit about it. I know it's not right.

I'm just telling y'all what's going to happen. So it's either Russia takes, either they come to a compromise and Russia takes a little bit or they don't come to a compromise and Russia takes it all. Because Ukraine ain't about to have the money. And if they don't have the money, then it's over. They don't have the money for the military. I mean, but now that they can start using the long-range missiles, like now they can actually fight against them, and I don't think Russia's actually-

How many long-range missiles they got? You got a pack of cigarettes on you right now. You're going to have it for how long? I'm just saying Russia's not dropping. Once Russia starts with that you throw, it's over. And then there's nothing that the Ukraine can... What? You got an iron dorm around all these guys.

Every missile you're trying to drop, we just block. That iron dome is just keeping this shit out. What's what you're talking about? What's you talking about? What are you talking about? What's it doing? You throw it's over. I'm telling you.

Give me some by any memes necessary. Okay. All right. Y'all don't even want to know what you throw is that that's fine for me. Do you really think Russia's going to use a nuke? I think they'll use a you throw. No, right. No, why.

That's my personal opinion. I think that they have that capability and they would use it. I do believe that they have that capability and they would use it. Oh, my God. Y'all want to keep playing around and acting ignorant and not knowing how war really is fought. Oh, man. I'm sure we'll be back to this. Let's go to Tyson showing his ass.

There was another war this weekend. What war? Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson. Did you watch it? I did. I watched the whole card. I enjoyed the card. First of all, Amanda, Sirwant.

Rossano versus Elizabeth Taylor. Sensational? No, not Elizabeth. What's her name? Something Taylor. Catherine Taylor. Taylor. Yeah.

Taylor. Taylor. I try not to pay Taylor's no attention, so it's that my mind. But that fight was incredible. Did you have winning that fight? Because I didn't see it. I was on stage. Who, Jake Paul Mike Tyson?

No, no. Oh, Amanda Serrano. Easily Amanda Serrano. Easily. It's interesting because Taylor won for the second time, and it's the second time. Amanda got robbed. Interesting. Amanda landed 100 and seven more punches.

She threw the harder shots She rocked Taylor Like, I mean, I thought Amanda won I thought it was, I mean, it was a close fight, but I thought Amanda And Taylor got a point deducted. And Taylor got a fucking point deducted. Taylor headbutted her four fucking times. Busted

this shit open. Like that cut she had over her head wasn't because of any punches because of the headbutt. I thought Amanda won to fight personally. She's tough, bro. Oh, they're both tough. They both were tough. Those girls... Why does boxing do that? Do what? Like, Fixed. No, not fix the fights, but just really call it so wrong.

I've heard, but there were professional dudes on the card who were boxers that thought that they got it right. Really? Why? I don't know. That's just what I heard. I think it was Andre Ward or somebody. Was it Andre Ward? I love it was Andre Ward. What's that? Roy Jones, I think it was Roy. And then there was Andre. Andre was there too. I don't know. I think it was Andre. But if they're working the fight and they want to be back promoting. Yeah. I just don't see if somebody lands 107 more punches and they get a point deductive for headbutting. How did they win? And is unanimous?

Yeah, that was... Not unanimous, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Unanimous, no way. This is the oldest Mike looked all night when he was in the locker room. And the cheeks came out? You got to play the whole clip, though, because right before he... It's vicious one.

Nah, show the cheeks. You got to show the cheeks. Yeah, you got to... You ever seen the movie Life? Twitter. You ever seen the movie Life when... Eddie Murphy and... Eddie Murphy's old and he's in there and the guy's walking around with his ass out in the retirement home.

And Eddie's like, I can't even eat my jello now. I can't, I'm supposed to eat after I don't see what I've just seen. Hey, come on, Lou, cover that up. Don't know why I want to see that shit. Put your drawers on or something. Let's miss cover. Don't touch it. Put your house on.

That's turn my stomach. I don't even want no jello now after I've seen them old ass balls. Who going to want some jello? Who going to enjoy jello after I've seen what I've seen? I don't even want no jello now. Lou ruined my stomach, y'all. That's what this reminds you are. You didn't think his ass look pretty good for 58 years old?

But that's not the point. Why is his ass out in the locker room? Alex gay. Why is he getting? Alex didn't even say it out loud. Alex looked you. Yeah, because if I say it loud, then you go to do this. That means you gay.

We're not gay. That made me feel uncomfortable when you do that right there. We're not gay. Because they all gay stuff out loud. Yeah. Yeah, I was out loud with it. And you were crying about it. People that you really liked it.

Overly homophobic people. People that have protest. People that whisper, you whispered to the man's ass tonight. He had a nice ass for a 60-year-old. Don't try to, you got a little, you bricked up over there. Now you want to fucking talk out loud. You've got to be out. Stand up. Stand up. Let me see.

Stand up. Why? Stand up. Bricked up. Oh, shit. Little brick, too. Little brick, not even a Jillil white brick. Little brick.

Little brick. Tell me, let me hit. Let me hit a vicious win. Yeah, crazy. Mike looked good for 58. He looked incredible for 58. Vicious win. Vicious win, thank you, Dad.

That was his son, too, by the way. What? Oh. Yeah. Freaky-ass cameraman. Nobody wanted to talk about the freaky-ass camera. No, he did his job. He zoomed in to get a little peek of the cheeks.

And then he did his job. He did his job. Watch my man with the glasses right here, looking up the whole time. That's the illest thing about this year. Everybody's looking up. Nobody is even thinking about looking down. Vicious one. Yeah.

Love you, Doug. Love you too. Look at him. Nobody want to tell Mike. bro, he got your ass. No. What's your prediction? Listen, the thing about Mike Tyson is very true,

and that's why, you know, the fight, I think I saw it in 60 million views in America, 108 million views worldwide. You're talking about two of the biggest draws ever. Ever. Mike Tyson and Jake Paul. Some people just got it. It don't matter how good you are.

Like, Mike was good in the ring in his day. But he had all of these other qualities that made you. I have to watch. If I don't watch Mike Tyson, I'm going to miss them. Because you never know what he's going to say next. You can't predict him. And when you can't predict somebody, you've got to watch.

Press play. This is amazing. And your return to the ring, for this fight, you are setting a monumental opportunity for kids my age to see the legend, Mike Tyson, in the ring for the first time. So after such a successful career, what type of legacy would you like to leave

behind when it's all set and done? Well, I don't know. I don't believe in the word legacy. I think that's another word for ego. Legacy doesn't mean nothing. That's just some word everybody grabbed on to. Someone said that word and everyone grabbed on the words. So now it's used every five seconds.

It means absolutely nothing to me. I'm just passing through. I'm going to die and it's going to be over. Who cares about a legacy after that? What a big ego. So I'm going to die. I want people to think that I'm this. I'm great.

No, we're nothing. We're dead with dust. We're absolutely nothing. our legacy is nothing Well thank you so much for sharing that I have not old before someone Saluted Jazzy Listen Mike is absolutely right

Because legacy is not about anything That you do for yourself Legacy is literally kind of what you do for others They're the only people that's going to keep your legacy going Even then like caring about what people think about you After you're dead is just pointless Just enjoy what you have now And don't forget

to enjoy what you have now, focusing on what people are going to think when you're dead. That's right. It's a fool's errand. What is the term, fool's endeavor? How do you know? Ever. Ehren. Yeah, it's a fool's errand.

Yeah. Isn't that what you think about death, though? Like, how do you know that you're not going to be like just a spirit and just trying to see what other people are trying to say? That's even still. Who knows? That's just you. And by the way, thinking about it like this. Quincy Jones died two weeks ago.

RIP. The greatest music producer of all time. I don't even think it's arguably. I think that every producer will take. Quincy Jones did joints for Sinatra. Michael Jackson, some of the most timeless music ever. Sanford and Sun theme song. Austin Powers.

And the Austin Power shit was based off a TV theme song that he did for Judy Garland. But the matter of fact, it wasn't even for Judy Garland. Judy Garland used it, but it was another record that he just did in the 60s. My point is, it's been two weeks later. the only people mourning Quincey Jones right now is his family.

We the people... Let me tell you something. I'm talking about Quincey. People are going to forget about you while you're still alive. That's right. And that's something you just got to accept. That's right.

The boxers that we all grew up watching outside of Mike Tyson, people don't get a fuck about no more. People stop caring about UFC fighters a few years after they were talking. People do stop caring. And if you are constantly seeking the care of these other people,

you're going to be miserable. Enjoy what the fuck you got while you got it. I agree, but technically what are y'all doing right now? Are y'all creating a legacy for your family, though? Our family. Like, literally, those are the only people that's going to continue to celebrate us, mourn us, miss us.

The world ain't going to really give a fuck. Here's your legacy. You have some kids. You're a good parent, and then those kids go out there and treat people well, and they have more kids, and they carry on that. The legacy does matter. That's what I'm saying.

To who? It don't matter. Who does it matter to? Your family. I'm just saying you guys are doing this for your family, right? What does that mean? Really? And you guys are being your, what do you say?

My responsibility in my family is to make sure that there's a roof and make sure I love them. And that's it. Right. But you also say that you're serving to the people. Yes. So I don't get. That has nothing to do with legacy, though. But I will say, no, I'll take that back.

That does have something to do with legacy. But I don't. I'm a public servant because I feel like that's what I'm supposed to be doing while I'm here. Now, the service I pay to people, hopefully when I'm gone, some folks might remember that. Some folks may not. And if they don't, who care? I don't care. I'm on to the next journey.

You're doing it because you want to do it now. You're not doing it so that people, you know, talk about you after you're dead. That's right. Because if you did it for that reason, it'd be selfish. And you're just doing it because you genuinely want to help. And, like, I imagine, your family don't give a. Like, my family don't care about my kids. But don't you want to be known to be, like, one of the best comedians in the world?

Yes, but to my kids, they won't care if I have Netflix specials. They won't care if I've sold out Madison Square Garden. You know what they're going to care about? If I was there at their first volleyball practice, if I have a really funny face that I do, that just makes them die laughing. That's going to live with no problem. That's going to be the things that are way more. Like, my dad did a lot of cool shit.

And it's things that I bring up. That's not even close to as important. as like throwing a baseball to him and like practicing my strikes so that I'd be good when I played in Little League. I'll see him in his underwear for the first time and like, yo, I'm going to have dick one day. No underwear.

No underwear, just a t-shirt. Hang it. Hang it. And you want that. I want that. That's legacy. You know what I'm saying? Walking around the house.

I want my daddy's dick. You like the fact to be one of the best means in the world, right? That's selfish. That's for me. I'm not doing that for me. Like if a basketball player said, I'm trying to be the greatest basketball player in the world for my family. Say, shut the fuck up.

That ain't for your family. Matter of fact, your family, LeBron said it best, in his pursuit of greatness, he is sacrificing time with family. Like, he understands what that is. But like, so to say you're doing something for your family, you're not. But it is my way of providing for my family. So what I get financially from that will provide for them. And I hope that they appreciate that.

And it's very fleeting, right? Oh, yeah. You bought up a comedian. we can go to any industry. I can tell you the best comedians of all time. And right now in this very moment, they're only known as the best comedian of all time within the comedy circle.

The rest of the world don't even give a fuck. God bless Richard Pryor. It's crazy. It's only in that comedy circle. God bless George Carlin. It's only in that comedy circle. If I bring up the name Pede Green, y'all like, who is that?

What about it was Michael Jackson? Well, I think certain people, Mike Tyson, Mike Jackson, like, I think certain people transcend. Whoa, go, go, go, go. Michael's not here anymore. They tried to, they tried to make Michael a pedophile when he was gone. Right.

They were trying to make him a pedophile when he was here. They tried to make him a pedophile when he's gone. But besides that, they're always comparing these artists to Michael Jackson only. It's cool to be a bar. It's cool to be a bar. That's not to say that there aren't people that will have this lasting legacy. but to act like to do it for legacy, I think is a fool's errand.

That's all I'm trying to say. Just do the thing that you love for you because you can't guarantee that people are going to appreciate you 20 years from now and it's like you spend all this time focusing on that the thing that you can't control instead of enjoying what you're doing right in front of you. It'll be so much more, your life will just be so much more fulfilled.

And we live in a world nowadays where people, they're not even going to take, they're not going to state the facts anyway. Yeah. People care about what they feel about. Exactly. Fuck what you actually happened. They care about how you make them feel.

That's right. No, they don't even care about how you make them feel. They care about how they feel about you. Break that down. You might walk in a room right now, and if somebody already has the mindset, Andrew Schultz is an arrogant asshole. I watch him. He's a prick.

He's misogynistic, all this other shit. If you walk in and you're the nicest person in the room, and you're like, oh, wasn't Andrew cool? No. because they already feel like they don't fuck with you and they're not going to change their mind. At all.

Because everybody does this shit nowadays for engagement. They do this shit because it's content. It's literally Wally Coyote chasing the roadrunner. Once I catch the roadrunner, I don't got nothing else to discuss. So I would rather keep my feelings about you, which is fuck you, I don't like you,

you make me sick, your shit's track, whatever it is. Guess what, don't be actually your biggest admirers? That's it. I think that's all the way true, though. Talk to me, Taylor. Because there's a lot of callers that say, like, you know, Shalman, I didn't like you before, blah, blah, blah, and then you changed their mind from your-

They still don't like me. I can give them something to hate me right now. I know they, I just got, this, that's the beauty. This is why I really do like just not being like. Because it's the only thing you can control. And the only thing I can guarantee. It's the only thing I can guarantee. I guarantee you, I'm going to say something you don't like.

Yeah. I can guarantee that. Yeah, you said a few of those today. You said a few of those today. I did already? Yeah. Damn. To Al. To me.

Oh, what I say? It's mother. He only said so surprised. I know. What are you saying? No, keep going. Keep cooking. You cook it.

I didn't know I hurt your feelings. No, you didn't hurt my feelings. Chris, you raised your finger. I have a slightly related question. Yes. Individually. Yeah. I'm asking this from the perspective of a parent.

Do you feel that your parents' influences tapped at a certain point? Like when you were 18, or do you feel that... Great question. From that point on, you continue to absorb stuff from them, because that's something I'm kind of struggling with right now, thinking about the legacy thing, where I have these moments where I'm like,

when my kids grow up, I'm going to... And then I'm like, they're grown. My kids are fucking grown. No, I talk about this all the time in reference to my parents. Everything my parents told me when I was young, I thank God that it hit me early. Like my dad used to always say,

if you don't change your lifestyle, you're going to end up in jail, dead, or broke sitting under the tree. By the time I was 16, 17 years old and watching people around me go to jail, I started going to jail, getting kicked out of school, watching people around me die,

watching cousins I grew up loving, people I grew up loving actually broke sitting under the tree. I'm like, oh, shit, my dad is right. And as I just continue to grow older, there's things that my mother and my father instilled in me, that I see come up for me as a parent.

And also just as I get older, I realize that, yo, they were right about damn, everything, everything they told me about just life in general, just life and how to live life and how things are going to impact you, how you can impact things, they were 100% right. The greatest piece of advice my mom told me one time, she told me read things that don't pertain to me.

And that turned into me just always being willing to experience things that didn't necessarily pertain to me, being open to any and all experience. They put that in me early. And as I got older, I just have learned to appreciate it more and understand what it actually means they were saying to me. Yeah, I think the older I get, the more similarities I see between, like, my dad, definitely.

That is Dick yet? Definitely not that. I'm waiting for that thing. I think it's going to drop around 50. I think it was a different model. When your dad was born in the 40s, right? Yeah, they had different dicks back then. They had different dicks, bro.

Yeah. My dad was born, I think, in the 50s, 40s. No, 50s. 50s. My dad was 81, so he's 40s. My dad was in his 50s. Yeah, yeah, actually, 52, I think my dad was. Yeah, those 40s, 50 cocks?

That's what they were called Cox. They were made a steel. They were made out of steel. That's right. Yeah, it's a different thing. It's because they didn't have all the pesticides. They didn't have all, like, the fake stuff. what everything

what the man's about to clean up. So literally all that natural food went straight to their cocks and it was just, it was like, it's a really beautiful thing to look at. They would look hard hanging. They would.

For me to get, I'm a broor or not a shore, so it happened to like, but they used to look hard hanging. You're like, damn, like the way they used to fill out fruit in the looms. It was a sight to see.

It was unfucking believable. And it's interesting is that, remember that fruit was in that little cornucopia was in the basket, right? And it's because that's what the fruit of looms look like. That's right. Now that logo don't make sense. Well, no.

What are you filling out of fruit of looms like that? It don't. But when you put the, when you put up the fruit of the looms logo, yeah. What's the thing you've seen at the centerpiece? Grapes. Banana. You would.

You would. You would. You would see that shit. Yeah. You would. I don't even think there's a banana in it, bro. I think it's great. It's great.

It's not? Yeah. It's not. Come on. That might be the new one. That's the time. That's an ultra gay. How you see the bananas for the film?

That's crazy. Both of you, by the way. You said it and then Chris backed it up. He said, that's all that. That's crazy, son. The banana. That's wild. Alex said, you invented a dick.

Invent the dick is crazy. You just called me trans, bro. I just invented a dick. I used my arms. I used my arms. My wife, my wife said, My wife said this shit to me. She was telling me like,

she was saying something about how, like, I always open doors for people or, like, carry strollers and these types of things. And, like, she's like, I don't know another guy that I see. I've never, like, dated another guy that does that stuff. She's like, my brothers don't even really do that shit. And-

He grew up in New York? No, she grew up in California. I moved here. She's, like, 14. I feel like that's New York shit, though. Maybe, but she was here when she said she's 14 years old. So, so what I'm saying is, like, I think a lot of that

My dad never told me I had to do that Or my mom never told me it's just like an observed behavior Yeah That I'm watching your dad do that to your mom Absolutely I think you just It's just something So I think that they'll get a lot of this stuff And then it will just happen

And you won't even notice it Because it's so normal to you But what I'm saying is when you were 25 Yeah And you're out of the house Was there something that your parent Your father did, your mother did That you feel like you still

Whether you realized it at the time Or just absorbed absorbed it, right? Because that's what I'm nervous about. I'm like... No, I think all that absorbing is done. Right. Yeah.

Now, well, you're applying. I think you're applying to it. Yeah, how I react to it is different. But like all the things, like when you're young and stupid, you do a lot of dumb things. Right. But all the things that they've learned from you, like more is caught than taught. It's like six to 16. That's right.

It's inside. Yeah, and you're applied. As I say, about 25, you're applying what you've absorbed all of those years, if you're doing it right. Because I mean, I know for a fact, there's so many things that I've used to hear my father say, hear my mother say that I overstand now. Yep. Like, yo, even just raising kids, I totally get why my father raised me out of fear and not love. Because it's harder to do that.

It's hard and not be, no, it's just hard not to be afraid. Oh. It's just hard not to let your kid be out in the world. Like, God damn. This is just easy to you, huh? Like when you're, when your daughter's how old now, Chris? 17 and 15. Mine's 16, right?

She's those. Anything she asked me to do, I got to think about. Can we go to the mall? Can we go to a movie? I got where? I'm Googling the place, the location, see if it's safe. Like, all types of shit. Like, you don't realize why your parents were the way they were

until you become a parent or something. Oh, yeah, for sure. And they're going to go through the same thing. Everything that, you know, you guys did that annoyed the shit out of them or that we do the annoy the shit of them, they're going to one day realize. why we did it. The one thing I think I probably have now

that my parents didn't have his patients, though. Yeah. Is that his name? Go to, go to, Taylor, what did you say? Taylor, you were going to see those, you're going to.

No, click on no homo, Taylor. I think this is a good segue into whatever this thing. Taylor has all memes matter. She just has something titled, oh, okay, now I see why you're titled. Let's listen. All right, hold on. Let me read the headline first.

Le Mello, NBA finds the Mello Ball 100,000 for saying no homo during interview. Let's listen. Yeah, that's great. We took a shot. Yeah, we loaded up. No, homo. That's what we wanted with the hand up. You said that last.

Legacy, bro. Legacy, bro. Legacy, bro. Legacy. Legacy. No homo have the legacy. I mean, facts. It stood the test of time.

Like, pause, no homo. Shout out the camera on. Shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Salute the Dipset. Salute to Harlem. They absolutely positively invented all of this.

Okay? Facts. I'm going to be honest with you. And I mean this, I really want to know this. Are there gay people in Harlem? What? What? Do you ever think how tough a gay person in Harlem must have it, bro?

God, damn. Think about how tough a gay person in Harlem was. I mean, for no reason, for shit, that ain't got nothing to do with him. But you assume as you. You assume as you. You just sashing down the street. And you get 14-no homas. You're like, whoa, what the hell?

Yo, that's a brave guy. You leave the house. You walk into the corner store in Harlem. You don't have 13-no-home hosts. And you don't even know why. And it don't even have nothing to do with you. God damn. That shit got to be fucking torture for a goddamn gay man.

They all moved to Atlanta. You might be right. They all moved to Atlanta. But then the internet came. And now the internet has made this worldwide. Yeah. To wear a lamella ball. By the way, La Mello Ball, you got to say pause.

You got to know where you are. You know what I'm saying? And you got to know who you are. Yeah. Right? You're a lamella ball, star NBA player. You can't just be out here saying no home ball. Yeah, just pause real fast.

See, pause, bro. I didn't know people even said that. What? No homo. Like, I thought a guy. It is a throwback. I can't front. It's a throwback.

I'm watching this. This generation of NBA kids is doing a lot of throwback stuff. There's even one of them that's dressing like from the 90s all the time. 90s are popping again. That's just what happened. I mean, always going to be. Can we have the 90s back? What mistakes?

What mistakes? What have we learned? Niggia, you got a lawsuit all right now. Talk about it. Talk about it. Talk about it. Speaking of legacy. That's more 80s, technical.

You know what I'm saying? No. the name of the brand, you can go to legacy of resilience.com, you know what I mean, get your velour, get your little flee sweatsuit, let's talk about it. Take that, take that. But can we have the 90s back? I think we do. But what have we learned? What have we learned? Meaning, because of what we've been through the last decade or so? Yeah. What have we learned? Because we know the 90s wasn't all good. It was fun. Oh, I hear what you're saying. But it was dangerous. Yeah, yeah, but they just like the fun shit. They just like the fashion. They like the

vocabulary. They even like the music. You know, yeah, there's an obsession with the 90s. 90s was pop, especially New York. Shit. If you R.FK Jr., talk to me. And you got the 90s. Okay.

You got to take all of the foul shit out and just leave the nutritional stuff. Yeah. What are you taking out? What are you taking out? What are you leaving? Like, what would I take out of the 90s? Yes. Man.

90s hip-hop was the best. 90s hip-hop was. was fire, but also there was, you know, you want to talk about catching strays, man. The rainbows would not be happy with a lot of Lerickin'90s hip hop. Are women. What?

Our women. What about them? It was misogynistic. It was homophobic. Was it misogynistic? Yes. What were they saying? Biches ain't shit with holes in tricks,

get on the knees and suck the dick. What are you talking about? You just make that up right now? No, that's fucking Snoop Dogg. That's Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr. Chronic. Wow. Come on, man. First of all,

one of the greatest slaps of all time. Must I play it for you right now? Yeah. You don't remember this joint? I remember the camera. And you should walk out

to this shit for your fucking specialty. I'm serious. Like, you should walk out to this shit. What are you talking about? Biches ain't shit but holes in tricks.

Lick on these nuts and sucks to dick. Get the fuck out of the y' Is this? Is this misogynistic? Oh, God. He's not saying women. ain't shit. You're saying, bitches ain't shit. They called all women, bitch.

You know what I never... You don't know that. Here's what I don't like about songs like that. Why are you mad at the woman for doing something that brings us ultimate pleasure? I don't know. I don't... Bitches ain't shit, but holding tricks because she licked on your balls and sucked your dick. Thank you. Merry Christmas. That is a fire.

What do you need, boo? What do you need, lady? Well, grab my little crown royal bag, you know what I'm saying? Pull out some tank. What do you need? Thank you. What is he's your job? just marked that.

Why? Why? Why? What's that? No, just it. You don't need to be pulling out anything. I don't have it to. I mean, I'm just saying, like, that's a, what's a crown rule bottle?

The brown roll bag, you know, the purple bag? Yeah. You know, you keep your little job. I was a wallet back in the day. Well, not my wallet. I was my uncle's in the wallet. Oh, really? So, you know, you keep your little cash in there, you know what I'm saying?

That is some ghetto shit. That's right. That's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. But I just never understood. Why? I'm going to call a girl a bitch and say,

She ain't shit because she licked my nuts and sucked my... Yeah, that does seem like... There's some cognitive distance going on there for sure. You feel like you would really appreciate a girl that did that. You know what I'm saying? But that's the part about the 90s I probably would change. We need to have more of an appreciation. I agree with you.

That's all. That's it. That's what I would change. More of an appreciation for women. But here's the thing. What about... What about bitches? Shut up.

What about them? Back then, two boys. said you should know the different. I love women. I'm a bit. J has made me appreciate women. But I hate bitches even more because I love women now because they make it bad for real women. They make it so when I meet a real woman, she's scared of me because it is bitch that's that I raped her. So I love women, but I hate bitches. And I try to deal with both of them in every album. I try to make a good song where I deal with the women. I try to make a song where I attack the bitches. But you do understand and it's a difference. All women are not bitches.

No, I don't believe that. They are women, and they are bitches. And I don't believe every woman got a bitch in and none of that shit. I believe it's women and there's bitches. Okay, good. A woman that preach yourself is a lady at all time.

That's the one I'm a track of two. That's the one I want every time. But there's bitches out there. Even women know that. Women don't like bitches. You should know the difference. You know what I'm saying? Taylor, you should know the difference,

yeah. Toxicity is like high fruit toasts corn syrup. I agree with you about that. In the 90s, you needed it. But now, it's still good. It's fire. But you know it can kill you.

Yeah, but so can MSG. But if the Chinese food doesn't have it in it, I don't want it. I don't want Chinese food without the MSG. You already got me addicted to the MSG. I'm sorry, y'all. You all just didn't mean. Slow moderation, man. Slow moderation.

Y'all just didn't live through the era, bro. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that y'all didn't get the experience. It was incredible. It was incredible. And the fact that y'all didn't get to. I feel like women are more mad now. Yo.

I'm just saying. You're not lying, yo. I'm just the night. So we got, the more angry they got. You know, we might have to hit rewind a little bit to get shot to appreciate us. When that song was playing, they was happy as clams. You got a point.

They are furious to see. Every woman in my life tried to pick a fight with me every day, and I don't know why. But back in the day? Everyone, professionally, personally, I'm like, what did I do? But in the 90s, how many fights? In the 90s, he'd be like, that ain't you're punching back.

Now you can't do that. Now you gotta say, what did I do? Yeah, that shit doesn't work. And don't say, don't say what's wrong to them. Ooh! But I have a way to tell a, I have a way to call to get a woman up off you. I'm gonna tell you what pisses them off now. What pisses them off?

You ain't the B word. It ain't the C word. It ain't whore. It ain't slut. What is it? It's the P word. Puss. No.

Rejected. Oh, you're projecting. Stop projecting on us. I said, listen, I don't know what's going on with you today. Yeah. But we stop projecting. Man, people say that to him all the time. To who?

I say that to you all the time. Because you project. Damn. Taylor, be treating you like a bitch. You're feeling it right now. It's not. It's not. It's not.

I'm saying people literally, I say that to you all the time. Do I not? Do I? I do. It feels like you projected. You literally projected me all the time. It feels like you projected. It's cool.

I will project. So what's up? That's what we need to do. Oh, man. Tell you, tell a woman she's for that. Oh, listen, lie in on your wife later. When she comes at you for something, just be like, I'm in a great mood, the baby's in a great mood.

What's wrong? Because I feel like you're projected on. Wow. Whoa. Whoa. But that gets you, you're riled up too. No, I don't. Yes, it does.

How riled up you are. you are. Fellas, stay calm. I'm mad because you're contradicting yourself. You know what? Actually, they love this. Yo, calm down. Yeah, we don't like that shit.

That's a fact. That's a fact. Why don't you like being told to calm down? Because... You're not calm. You need a calm. You're not calm right now. Me being calm right now.

Calm down. See you being calm right now. Or me not being calm with me hearing you upside the head. Can you control your emotions a little? Yeah. I'm trying to die tonight. It's crazy. What is it about that?

What is it about when somebody says, you know, stop being emotional? Yeah. And you're clearly being emotional. I'm not fucking being emotional. What the fuck you mean I'm being emotional? Why? Why?

It's fun to say that it's someone else. Projection. Projection. Two things we got to get back to. Well, no, we got to get to telling women that they're projecting. I'm going to tell you something else. You got to start calling women. Brokey.

Oh, my God. Oh, salute the lot. Start calling women brokey Brothers, take your power back Listen to me, men. Think about all the years We got called broke All through the 90s,

No scrub. You know how many people so dope because they didn't want to live in their mama's house They didn't want to be sitting in the passenger side or their breast friends ride.

You know what I mean? You know how many motherfuckers so dope and rob gas stations and did all types of foul shit just to have a little bit of money in their pocket because they didn't want to be called broke by a woman

But you know what you got to do in 2024? Start calling women broke you. Brokey. You at the bar? Brokey. She there with her two, three friends wanting to drink. You gonna buy me and my friends a drink? No, Brokey.

Ooh! You can't afford your own liquor, Brokey? Wow. What I mean? Like, I'm telling you, you behind a beautiful woman, you know, at a store, right? A little gas station. You know, she's getting her little, you know, protein cookie and her honey roasted peanuts, and she come up a little short. Just cough.

Brokey. You know what I'm saying? Don't offer to pay it. Stop! Stop! Guys, stop, yeah. Stop, okay? No, for real, we gotta have one era of that for us.

And then everything can reset. Then y'all can be gang members and try to sell- There you go, go sell some dope and make some fucking money so you're not broke you. Yeah. We don't want no pigeons. I honestly, that that song went hard over Scrubs, I felt like. Scrubs was disgusting.

Scrubs was like Scrubs, man. Scrubs were ruined live, bro. I was motivated by Scrubs, but I was motivated by Scrubs, But I know it's some people that couldn't recover from that shit. Yeah, there were. I know it was. It's some people that ain't never got their license to this day. Still riding, passenger side in their best friend's ride.

And their best friend can't even really fuck with them no more because he married. Married. You know what I'm saying? We're kids. You know, in that same car they used to drive in is now the family car. And the wife don't even like him. He's like, you still hang out with fucking bum-ass Chad? No.

You know what I'm saying? Can I tell you sir? I know I can believe it, though? Yes, sure. I was walking into my car and this guy had, he was on a scooter and his friend was in the back of him and he was trying to holl at me and it sounds silly, right? Like, and what was a guy? How broke did he think you were? How do you mean?

Yeah, shut. I told him, I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, tell you, he thought you was a broke. And guess what I asked him? I was like, he didn't see you walk through a car. He just saw you walking. Why do you think he had a chance? A lot of niggas be thinking they have a chance. I don't know.

He was like, yo, we got some room on this scooter? There's a lot of guys. She said she needs a ride. They felt like they have nothing to lose. A lot. What kind of car you drive? Was he handsome? No.

Even if even still if he was. Tell the truth. Was he handsome on the school? There's handsome guys on schoolers. Did he have his hands around the guy's waist? Yo. No. There ain't no way.

Yo. Yo. You ain't no way. Yo. It ain't no. I love a confidence. broke fraggle magp. Hey, yo, man.

Let me get your number. Let me get your number. Shorty, you look good today. Yo, that's crazy. Yo, hugging your man from the back on a scooter and trying to holler at a woman, you got to get deported, bro. You got to get deported.

He had to have an accent. No. But now you're saying an American on the back of the scooter, there's no way, right? He may, I don't, he didn't have no accent. He had to. No, yeah, that's a third world-ass behavior right there, bro.

What does tickle-tickle mean, Taylor? All means, what does tickle mean? Huh? This guy was in the headlocker trying to tickle him to get off. That's great. That's great. What is it? A MMA fight.

Who fighting, yo? Who is this? Who fighting? It's a smaller promotion. And that is crazy. Nah, he tickling the wrong place. What do you got to? So he got both hands free.

You going for the hole? You got to go back. He should be doing this. Instead of tickling his inner leg or whatever, he should be. Hitchhiking. Yeah, great. Put your thumb back there. What else we got?

He shot it. Oh, I guess. I promise you. Put your thumb back there. Put your thumb back there. He can't see those. I bet you if he got near that butthole, he'd get right up. I'm sick of you.

All I whispered something. Like, I'm trying to suck something while I'm down. Jesus. Joe, where you go? What is that mean? No, come on. I was doing Kara Swisher podcast, Luke to Karat Swisher.

And Kara was like, y'all make a lot of gay jokes on brilliant idiots. Who's the keros did the lesbian look like Tom Cruise, a little? Oh, my gosh. Carrot does not look like no doctor. He does look like, he looks like Maverick. That's lesbian and maverick.

Man, shut. You don't look like a fighter pilot? Let that little lesbian, come on, brilliant idiots and talk about a little fighter pilot. side hustle she got going up. Look at her picture, yo. Kara! Kara, bring you a little

fighter, pile of lesbian ass on the podcast and talk about us. I'll be honest what you care. Talk about tech or whatever. She's tech, right? That I can see. She talks about tech? No, Kara's podcast is called On with Kara Switchless. She just be having a good conversation.

Oh, she does one with Scott Galloway. Her and Scott do a podcast together? Yeah. It's called Pivot. No, really? Yes, about fighter pilots and shit. This guy's stupid. Not for real. Oh, it is.

Taras was still Scott Galloway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I did not know that. Wow. Look at her. Wow. Look at Maverick. Look at Maverick. Come on.

Go on. Look at that one right there. Don't get that ain't Mav. Look at Mab right there, y'all. Click that one. Tell me that ain't mission impossible. Kara, you do that you can fly pilots. You do that you can fly.

I'm not going to lie yet. I'm not going to like. Tell me that. It's not a lesbian happy. Tell me that it. Yeah, come on. Salute to Kara.

But Kara said we make a lot of gay jokes on Bernie. Kara, what are you talking about? I explained to her why, though. Well, at least for me. For me. What you said? I said, well, I make a lot of jokes because people think I'm gay. So I think, I think, I'm going.

So I said, people think I'm gay. Yeah. So, you know, I just, it's like the M&M and 8 mile thing. You gotta lean in. That's I'm just leaning in. And I said a lot of times we make these gay jokes because we like to make other men uncomfortable because why are people so uncomfortable when it comes to anything that got to do with buttholes or penises or anything else. Exactly. Like, we're comfortable.

You can say Mike Tyson got a nice ass. Of course, because he got a nice ass. Allison get bricked up about it. You know what I mean? Nothing wrong with that. Alex can get super fucking chubb and it is what it is. That's it. But I think that we should invite Kara on the podcast.

Tarrow actually would be very fun. I think she'd be a great guest. I think Kara would be very, very funny. I really do. Fly her little ass down here. Come on. Come on. Shout out to Kara.

Come on. Kara too looked like she can fly a jet, though. That's what's so crazy. You don't see her in the play like, Whom? Easily. One of them old scarves? That's what I'm saying.

With no top one. No top one. I'm telling you. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. I like that.

Shout out Kara, man. Luther Kara, Switzerland. Joe Biden, what the fuck, yo? What the fuck, man? Can you imagine? Y'all think this guy was going to win on November 3rd? I can't believe they got him. He's the first president to ever go to the Amazon rainforests,

and he just wandered off in it to go get eaten by a goddamn wildebeest. I thought this was the cafe. Where the fuck did he think he was going? And why didn't nobody care where the fuck he was going? Yeah, imagine a gorilla just poked his head out, grabbed him by the ankle, and yanked him in the same. Joe got to be very comfortable. They over you, Joe.

Yeah, I don't know. They're not even trying to be. They over you, bro. They don't give a fuck no more. Ain't nobody coming, bro. You're walking off into the Amazon forest by yourself. Imagine how crazy he must have felt, because you know he forgot he was in the rainforest.

He thought he was just giving a regular speech, and he turns around there's a dirt road and fucking palm trees everywhere. What do you think is going through his head? What happened? He's like, what happened to Scranton? Like, what happened to Scranton? He's like, where the fucking scrant?

Is this still scranting? I like his outfit, though. I like that fit he got going on. Why? You know what I wish? All you're all you're supposed to be so good with your graphics. How come you ain't make his ass cheeks come out when he turned around? Why do you his ass cheeks?

Like, why you didn't do the Mike Tyson to him? Just because it would be funny. You carried away. Stay on the theme of the week. You're acting straight. Stay on the theme of the week, bro. Stay on the theme of the week, man. Put some wrinkles.

cheeks, like as soon as he turned around, it's just all ass. What's up? You don't see stuff. What's up? Yo, what's up? Y'all ain't what you're what's up? Let him know, Charlotte. What's up?

I'd never heard anybody do that. Say some wild game shit and then double down on it. What's up? What's up this wrinkled cheeks of ass? You're sure it up. What happened to the Photoshop for the cheeks? I don't know, man. You know what I'm saying?

What's up with this outfit, though? President Biden Shout out Biden, man What's Biden's legacy gonna be? Speaking of legacies Dressing like Karas Swisher Nah, Karen,

way fly at him, Biden That outfit is sick That outfit was fired You never seen the president Look that for him Biden's not getting enough blame, yo For what? Put Democrats loose in this election

I can't believe you're gonna make that argument No, it's true though He would have won No You wouldn't vote for that? No, I told y'all I told y'all you didn't have a go

Trump would watch Biden No. You're out of your mind. Look at the way he put that mic down. He closed that book. I told y'all Trump would have watched Biden. I told y'all that Biden shouldn't have debated Trump. I said this back in February. I was like, are you crazy?

Joe Biden versus Donald J. Trump? Don't matter. Don't matter who the Dems ran, bro. It really doesn't matter. There's just so many issues that they fucked up. There's just so many issues. A lot. A lot. And culturally, we needed a...

They lost the culture war. We needed a cleansing. They went too crazy. They lost the cultural war a long time ago, though. Yeah. They just kept defending ridiculousness. And when you defend ridiculousness long enough, you start to believe that that is the party.

They could not separate themselves from ridiculousness and absurdity. And when you defend ridiculousness and absurdity every single day, you eventually are ridiculousness and absurdity. And regardless of anything you say that actually might be logical. It doesn't matter because we're looking at you defending that other shit like, nah, you're crazy. Because we know you don't believe it.

That's right. And you're just saying it. because you're terrified of ostracizing those groups. So, yeah. There's people that don't never take us serious, but they're not posting. We're a brilliant idiot. Yeah, why would they take us serious?

That's what I'm saying. But when you're an elected official, you can't sound like a brilliant idiot. You cannot do that. Because once you sound like a brilliant idiot once, you're out of here. That shit is going to stick to you. You're out of here, you know what I mean?

Trump has sound like a brilliant idiot quite a few times. It works for him, though. Because he's always been. Yes. It's okay. It works for him. Yeah. And by the way, he's not a brilliant idiot

when it comes to common sense shit. And common sense shit will always Trump anything else, no point intended. Like, because all you got to do is say the simple shit. Like, yo, men can't have babies. That's it. Say it. Say it. Say it. Men can't have babies.

Say it. And if your, if your neighborhood is being overrun by illegal immigrants and, you know, they're causing crime and you feel like resources are going to them that, you know, that your community is not getting. Say, build the wall. Build that shit.

They got to go. that money needs to be going to the people and not saying he's going to do it but the logic checks out logic does check out the logic checks out the logic does check out it is a fact that it checks out

I if you run for president or any office tell people what they want to hear now you're talking there's another way of saying that but go on can I ask you about that ad like is there anything you guys could have done

to like stop that ad from running now trying to blame you for the election. You see that? I've heard that. I'll try to blame you. No, it's just it was an effective ad, but. It was an effective ad before I was in it.

I said it. That's how I ended up in it. Okay. It was an effective ad before I was in it. All right? That's exactly what I was saying. That's how I ended up in the ad by saying it was an effective ad. Because they're doing some wild shit.

You cannot defend ridiculousness for too long. Simple as that. But were they allowed to? Use it. From what I was. told from what lawyers told me, yeah. I don't think there's really no precedent for it. It's like a fair usage thing, you know?

But I disagree with that, but I'm not a lawyer. There was things that I read that said, you know, people can't purposely misuse your content. Like, you can use it, but you can't purposely use it to make it seem like I'm endorsing a candidate or make it seem like I'm saying something that I'm not. But the lawyers was like, yo, nothing I can do about it.

Wow. I mean, that's crazy. It's over now. I got asked about that a lot this week. But you know what I told folks? I didn't say this when I was talking. I was on Caratswish's podcast this weekend. I was on with Nikki Haley on Sirius XM.

But I told y'all that ad was not an ad about anti-trans. Everybody's like, oh, it's so anti-trans. No, that ad was about the economy, baby. Mm-hmm. That's what that ad was about. That ad was about not only a ad, y'all not getting the money you're getting the money you are getting

your taxpayer dollars are going to gender reassignment surgeries for inmates prison tithes it's going to prison tities you out of here your hard working money is going to pay for prison tities

Chris gives him brick done when you got a prison prison teeth prison I got a little jerk off right now I love me some Prison journeys. You know what I mean? Chris loves that kind of shit.

He gets so fucking horny, dude. He likes weird porn. He's very Asian like that. He's into weird porn. Chris is into a weird porn. Oh, my God. Have you seen the porn that he's into? It is fucking weird.

All the pixelated shit. All pixelated. There's an octopus. What's wrong with you? You got to stop playing his video, Biden, man. Especially when there ain't no cheeks coming out. Yeah. What did you think Biden's ass look like?

What do you think it looks like? The boon. But do you think it's like saggy? You know what it probably looks like? He's still got muscles back there. I think his ass probably looks like apple cinnamon oatmeal. Like a little chunky and like a little cellulite. It's a little spots.

It probably looks like apple cinnamon oatmeal. Yeah. Far of your apple cinnamon oatmeal eater like I am, just look at the bowl. They're saying, damn. That's Biden's cooler. This is probably what President Biden's ass looks like. That's what your president's ass looks like. You know, that's what they're doing in prison now, too, by the way.

What's that? Man. Fucking oatmeal? No. No, somebody told me that in prison, when you come there, they do this thing called this. They start screaming out, grab a spoon. Oh, come on. Grab a spoon.

What if you start screaming at two? What if you start screaming at two? What if you lean in? What if you start screaming it? What if you start screaming as well? What would you do in that circumstance? What would they do? They'd be like, nah, yo, somebody got to beat a bowl.

I'm not joking, no. They say they'd be rattling the spoons on the dog. Oh, no. I'm serious. That's terrifying. Because that means I'm going to eat your ass. Oh, that's not as bad as I thought. What you thought it was?

I thought they were gonna have sex with you, but if it's just eating your ass, that's where it starts. Oh, okay, they're warming it up. That's all. But like if the worst thing that happened to you in jail is just dudes ate your ass, it's not like crazy. Ah, it depends, bro. Does it?

You don't want to buy treating your ass like a bowl of cereal, making you lay on your stomach. I'd rather they treat it like a bowl of cereal than a pussy. And they dig it in your butt and acting like they're eating it. Can you know how sick that is? It's not actually allowed to use the spoon on my ass. You don't have a choice.

No, no, no, they're not going in there. All right. And they're giving people nicknames. You know, that's frosted cakes. That's apple crack over there, yo. That's apple cracks. That's frosted cakes. Yo.

Yo, you're crazy. Ah! Ah! Ha! ha! ha! ha! It's so crazy. Taylor's crazy. And this is funny. That was funny. That was time.

They were pulled up a good headline. Diddy allegedly has jail groupies for hate on each other for making his bed. Yo, it's why context matters. The reason why context matters is because based on everything that we've been hearing about Diddy all year,

there's not a gayer headline. And it has nothing to do with sex. Diddy has groupies buying, fighting to make his bed? That's far. God damn. That's far. What would y'all rather see, making the band and making the bed?

What would you rather see? Would you rather see Diddy in the studio with a bunch of artists trying to create a band? Or would you rather see, Diddy in jail? This is a great reality. Making the bed. Oh, my God. They got to do that. They got to do that.

What would you rather see, yo? They got to do that. Did he putting together a herring. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? No, making the bed is fire. This is a good. great idea for a TV show. They still got those

locked up shows, right? Let's just do that. Why wouldn't Diddy have groupies in jail? I know, of course. I don't even know how Diddy's going to have a fair trial because he's Diddy. So, in what way? Like... Well, number one, all of this stuff is, you know, all over the place and you don't know what's real and what's not real. So

people are sitting at home believing all types of wild shit, right? Like, not saying that there's not, you know, facts that these people are presented are actual evidence, but they're not just reading the actual evidence. They're reading all. They're watched all the YouTube videos, and they're reading all of the crazy salacious shit they see on social media. And then on top of that, Diddy was Diddy for 30 years. This guy got some of the

greatest slaps ever. So Diddy has actual fans. So how do you find somebody who is either, A, hasn't been swayed by things they've seen on social media, and B, just a all-out fan of Diddy? Yeah. It's going to be tough, bro. Yeah. I mean, just he has a like the love of the people. I think that he lost that with the videos with Cassie. I think that it's hard to defend him now. But even if they express they don't love him, then. Oh, then they're not going to be allowed to be on trial.

Interesting. I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I, it's hard to give him the benefit of the doubt after seeing the Cassie video, but that still don't deny that there's people out there who grew up loving his music. What if you, what if, what have you picked, you picked it somebody in a jury? Because these are questions you asked. after juror, right? I don't think. You'd be like, there's no way out one of your favorite albums.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you could ask anything. You can? Yeah, yeah. I never did jury duty. I got felonies. I'm the first person raising my hand. Anybody ain't got felonies? See you later. I'm out, buddy. Okay? Taking my spoon and going home. What else we got, Taylor? Wasn't there something else on, did he? Where he's like, he has inmates, well, he's using

calling cards from other inmates so he can like blocked. They can't like record his calls. Huh? Huh? So he's like calling witnesses but he's using other inmates calling cards because every phone

call, every call is recorded. And so that's how he's trying to get around it by using other people's cars. So he's like basically fucking himself by obstructing justice right now from in prison. I think, I mean, I don't know if what's true and what's not true. If that shit is true,

he's really just, he's panicking. You're in jail. Like, he's talking about you might, you're 55 years old. And you might have to spend the rest of your days in prison. So he's probably panicking. He's doing whatever he fucking can to try to survive. Did he's like the

penguin, bro? That's a great sense. Yeah, he is. I've been trying to get into the penguin. Come on, bro. I've tried three different times. I've tried three different times. I don't know, for some reason. Like, I appreciate it. I get it. I get why people are into it, but I just...

I fucking love it. That shit's amazing. That's fire. And you know I can't stand DC, but there is a... Pull it up, pull it up on Brion Idiots. I've said it. We had this discussion here on the podcast. I said D.C. should only focus on their villains.

Yeah. I've said that. I said when D.C. does their villain shit, other than this new Joker, the Joker part two, they don't miss with their villain shit. Focus on the villains. I like the Harley Quinn movies. I like the first Joker. The Penguin is fan.

fucking talent. Because, and this is why I say Diddy is the penguin because his whole life, Diddy's been able to talk his way out of things. He's been able to finesse his way out of things. He's been able to make people believe in something

greater than themselves to get out of things. Was that DeVito's Penguin, too? When Dan DeVos... I don't remember. I thought about that. Yeah, I don't remember. DeVito's, like, skill. I like how in this one, at least, he has a skill.

He has a power, if you will. That's why this penguin is so dope because I don't remember any character development for the other penguins. Neither do I. Maybe I just didn't pay attention. Bad guy wants to kill Batman. That's kind of how I felt about it.

Yeah, and really, out of all of the Arkham villains, and I could be totally wrong, but I just really don't remember Penguins like that, and I wasn't in the D.C. like that, Penguin was the biggest character. Meaning, like, it wasn't what he did that was so interesting. and it was how he looked.

It was this funny-shaped guy waddling like a penguin, everything. He was even swimming in the water like a penguin, lived down under the ground and ice and dumb shit like that. Like this,

this shit is on some soprano shit. Yeah, I see that. I've been trying to get in. I just... They don't even explain why they call him the penguin. He did. Because his foot is fucked up. But they didn't explain it.

Like, you know how usually in movies they tell you? I mean, they don't want to just force feed it to you, but it's kind of... And then he gets upset every time somebody calls him penguin and then he usually... That is a motherfucker.

Man, Colin, listen, this, not only is the Penguin one of the best TV shows I've ever seen, this is real acting. I ain't know that was him until, like, episode four. I didn't know that shit either. Like, this is real acting. No, he's phenomenal, and his ability is just completely transformed. Yeah. I didn't even think about that being Colin Farrow. Interesting.

I was like, didn't they cancel him? No. They didn't, right? Oh, I can't remember. There was about three guys that looked just like him that they can't. It was the dude. It was one of them, James Franco. Didn't James Franco?

Franco got canceled. Yeah. Yeah. So whatever reason, I always get him and Colin Farrow mixed up. Yeah. But Penguin is fan fucking-tastic. You know what I really want to see? I want them to make a TV show about Arkham Asylum. That's like Oz are Orange is the New Black.

That's fine. That's what I'd be dope. That's what I want to see. And then all these super villains are in and out of Arcow. Oh, my God. If you fucking, anybody from D.C., that's what y'all should be making. And they gave you glimpses of it in the Pinker.

when they had a, when they show you how hang man's life was. But I want to see a Arkham Asylum TV show that's like Oz or Orange is the New Black. Because you know the illest villain in Batman was that they don't never fucking show. Who? The spoon. That was great.

You didn't know if a kid. You know, give us an ad. Give us an ad or something like that You never heard of the spoon No it was good You have me too I was like How you think they all get those cute little nicknames

The spoon gives them to them Now let's get back to the show Let's do some church announcements Heather you got your special this weekend Yes no next weekend It's next weekend What the fuck is this going on this weekend Next week

Oh next weekend The 29th and 30th Yes yes yes yes yes So what you got coming up So this weekend just staying in the city chilling you know Refined some stuff But uh...

You're hitting a lot of the clubs? Yeah, I'll be hitting the clubs And just kind of like working things out, staying fresh But uh, but yeah, I'm excited, man I'm excited to go film it How does it feel going into the clubs now Being that you've had all of the massive success you've had I mean, you know, I've always

You know, of course we've always seen that over the years You'll see the Chappelle's and the rocks Yeah All the big dogs come back to the small clubs That they came up in How does it feel for you? Especially being a New York City kid Um

I mean, I never really stop going to them, you know? So to me, it's like there's only one way to get better is to go on stage. Yeah. And there's like, there's justice in comedy. I think it was Colin Quinn and said it. Like the first three minutes if you're famous, like they'll give to you. But after that, they're like, yeah, you got to be funny. So you still feel that pressure to be funny. But, and that's where you get to try out stuff and build stuff. So I think you got to stay in the clubs. I think when people stop going to the clubs, like, that's when their shit gets weak. Do they treat you different? Like the clubs or the audience? Audience people. Sure. Like, like,

Other comedians? Yeah, sure. Like, I'm sure there's a little bit more excitement, you know, from the audience. Like, if they see somebody they recognize and they get, you know, it's like a surprise. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is really cool because you spend your whole beginning years in comedy watching other people go on stage and the excitement that the audience has around that. And so that's really cool to be in that position. Yeah, it's sick.

Yeah, it's awesome. It's like, what's what you dream of? Word. This weekend, I have my 11th annual turkey giveaway. Because, you know, Thanksgiving is next week. So you know it's that time of year. So Saturday, everybody in Monskorn and South Carolina in surrounding areas from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m.

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get honest or die lying why small talk sucks i feel like this book is more necessary than ever but it's so interesting i wrote this book and chris knows i wrote this book literally thinking about everything that's going on right now like i have a chapter in the book called the language of politics is dead i have a chapter in the book called defamation you know what i mean i'm straight up with my guy ira mcgruda sometimes when you're on it you're on it i'm just i'm telling you i literally wrote this book because we talk about how we live in a country that knows how to make, that makes micros macro.

Democratic Party does that very well. They make micros macro. And what happened in this election, Republicans took that micro that they made a macro, made it a macro, and then the dims are like, no, that's just a micro. But it's like, motherfucker, we told you that was a micro back then

and y'all shouldn't have made it a macro back then and it came back to bite you. in the ass. So, yes, get honest with the dialine. Why Small Talk Sucks. Available everywhere. You buy books now. Let's get back to the show. Yo, can I ask you a question? Yes, sir. What's all this talk about Denzel

fragling it up? Man, let's talk about it, man. I think. There was a same-sex kiss and Gladiator, too. Denzel said it wasn't real, though. What do you mean it wasn't real? He said, he explained it. He was like, nah, I just kidding. He said, they're blowing it out of proportion. He said, I kissed him on the hand

and, you know, gave him a little peck on where? The lips. Well, that's, yeah, that's the same-sex kiss. A little peck? What's wrong with that? What's the big deal? Well, I agree. And see, that's why this morning, just Lazarus gave him a nickname.

And I'm like, nah, he ain't that gay, bro. What was the nickname? She called him Denzy. Like, you ain't, you ain't, you ain't, a little kiss on a man's hand, a little peck on the lips. You don't get to get called Denzy. He's an actor. Yeah. Yeah, like if it called for it, then it makes sense.

But here's the thing. Nobody remembers this except for Denzel. Ridley Scott says he didn't see that. Really Scott said he checked all the tapes and everything. He didn't see that. Oh, really? You know what I'm saying? So nobody remembers this except for Denzel.

So he did it off camera. That's what I'm saying. Did he? He said that he kills him after or something. They were running lines. He kills him after? Yeah. They were just running lines.

Got to bury evidence, baby. No. What you mean? Not real life. I'm thinking it. Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh. The character.

Yeah. But that is wild that Ridley Scott threw him under the bus and was like, yo, I looked all the tapes. I didn't see that gay shit. Yeah. I'm being like, really Scott could say, yeah, we had it, but it just didn't make sense. Denzel said the powers that bee got chicken. But really Scott was like, it didn't happen at all.

It never happened at all. Are you excited for the movie? Play the video. I'm always excited to see Denzel. Denzel and Tom Hanks get me every time, bro. There's a Tom Hanks movie I want to go see right now. What's the name of that movie that just came out? What?

There's a Tom Hanks movie that just came out. that just came out. Yeah, hold on. Or maybe it's coming out this week. I know I got plans to see it. Let me see this. Tom Hanks' new movie. What's this shit called?

Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is the goat, bro. We play with Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks, the movie is called Here. It comes out, when the fuck this hair come out? When this hair? Oh, it came out already.

It came out October 25th. That sells him, man. Damn, I had a budget of 50 million. Only made 12 minutes. I'm still watching it, though. Denzel and motherfucking Tom Hanks, I'm watching everything they're in. Press Playteller.

Watch this freaky-ass reporter. It's a freaky reporter, bro. Listen to him. A certain scene that was omitted from the movie. Why do you think they did that? It wasn't even a big deal, really. I mean, that's about what it was. Ridley said he never saw the kiss.

He said it didn't happen. It's much to do about nothing. It really is much to do about nothing. You know, they're making more of it than it was. I kiss them on his hands. gave him a peck and I killed him. I have to tell you,

us gay boys want to see Denzel kissing another man. Well, I don't have the part yet. You won't write it? All right. Big headline about it. I mean, that was an reporter, man.

That was a different reporter. I know, it was somebody from variety, freaking reporter. Why you say that, man? Yo, that's crazy. Pause. That's crazy that you could say that to that's crazy you could say that to a man.

If that was said to a man, a woman, people would say that that reporter was awesome. That's what I'm saying. Right? They would look at that report and be like, God, that guy's so cool. He does such great investigative journalism. If he went up to a woman on the red carpet and he was like, hey, we would like to see us straight guys would like to see you kiss another girl. Yes.

We would look at that reporter like, finally somebody's asking Margot Robbie all the right question. Right? Like, what happened to journalism? We used to be a country. We used to be a country where you could do good investigative journalism and it's completely gone away. Thank God for this gay guy for bringing it back. Trump's America.

In Trump's America, only gay guys have the courage to ask the questions that we want. What happened to the straits? It's just crazy. The gay people are trying to make this gladiator. That was good. It was good. I like that. Charlemagne.

Gladiator. Happy God. He's so happy about me. That's the gay thing you haven't done. That his mouth got wet. That is crazy. That was one of the crazy things I have to see. I'm not thinking wet.

He squirted. Yeah. I get bricked up for a good joke. You're so happy. I feel like some people don't even understand what you, the joke you just made. Because they didn't see his face a bit when he's... They got to look at it. That's one of them, eh.

That's one of them ones you got to go back and look at the bars. later. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta rewatch the tape. That was... What you think of this? I want to read... That was good, Charler. That right there is what we would call good. I want to read you this. Rich Climman says, with so much hate and negativity in the world today, confusing me while... Kind of hard being Snoop deals with him somehow. He's coming up with gay as shit like every single day. May I stick a little dick in a man and then make some tongue and nut and on his back.

And then when he looks back, he says knick, knack, patty whack. Oh, he's getting boned. It goes on and on and on and on and on. And we, he stopped into the break, come. Yeah. We jump in the dolphin today, baby. A dolphin is a gay shark. We jump in the dolphin.

We jump in the dolphin. All right? The dolphin is a gay shark. It's a gay shark. That is crazy. I got a problem, yo. Yes, yes, you do. Tell me what Rich Klymouth said.

No, Kara said, Kara said brilliant idiots makes too much. Shout out Kara! When people tell me certain things, just subconsciously, I tripped down. I know. I got to triple down. Listen.

Why? Because it's in you is what you do. Tell me I'm great. Tell me other things. Tell me things. But if you say you make gay jokes, you to keep on making gay jokes. I started flying lessons. I just don't.

Why? I started flying lesson. I listened to one episode with Kara. I started flying lessons. You know what it is? I'm going to tell you what it is. We can get to this after the rich climbing thing. I don't, there's a lot of people that, uh...

We're getting to it after the rich climbing thing, or we're doing... You want to get it first? Okay. What are you saying? My take is simply this. There is a lot of people who they're trying to create narratives for, and I don't like that. What narrative is rich creating? You didn't read.

Oh, let me read, Rick climbing. Rich climbing. Which so much hate and negativity in the world today, it confuses me why some of national sports media still thinks that the best way to cover sports is through negative takes. We can all acknowledge that sports is the last part of society that universally brings people together. So why can't the coverage do the same?

It's only clickbait when you say it when the platform is so big. You can make the change and allow us all and escape from real-life negativity. I, for one, find it all a waste of breath. The Olympics and JJ and Bronze Show was the future of what this can and should all be. Now, shout out Rick. Slupe the rich. And the reason I like that, remember we was on Bernie Natives a few weeks ago? Mm-hmm. And I was saying that a lot of these people who are critics in this space, in this podcast space,

in this, like these podcasts that critique other podcasts. And I said, eventually that's going to run its course because you have to be able to give people props as well. Yep. The reason Stephen A. Smith, what, I'm talking to just observe. The reason Stephen A. Smith or Ryan Clark or are, or, or, or, are. Shannon Sharp or a perk. The reason these people are considered good at what they do. It's because they give.

They can give it up. Exactly. And critique. When you can give it up and actually like show somebody love and talk about how good a person is, how dope a person is, then you can also critique. It's not going to get you the same views, but what it will do is get you people's trust. Because if they're only looking at you and they're going, all this person does is just shit on people. Oh, they're not sharing how they actually feel. They're just looking for the next thing to shit on.

Now you're not a critic, you're a hater. And nobody's going to reward them. And the only time we like haters is when they're hating on someone that we hate. Yes. A critic or a journalist is different. We want to hear their take even if we don't like it. Even if we don't fuck them. Even if it pisses us the fuck off.

We're going to listen to it and we're going to rock with it. We might not agree with it, but we're going to read it and we're digest it because we admire their authenticity and their honesty. That's right. We trust them. That's right. Haters are only good for explaining your feelings. Do you know every time I talk good about something,

either that person will hit me up or, and I just heard this today, the sales of something will go up. They'll see a bump in sales, right? And the people that'll hit me up, they'll be like, man, thank you, bro, because I know that you, that you were a tough critic. You know what I'm saying? Thank you, bro, because I know that you ain't going to put no cut on it. Like, you're going to tell me, you're going to say if something's good or if something's bad.

Every, I'm talking about this has happened historically. So I'm not telling y'all something, you know, just for the sake of saying it. I'm saying it just like Rich Crimes said. And then the people trust you more because they know that you will shit on something. That's right. And what Brian, LeBron retweeted Rich Climbing and said, amen. And then put, and with that said, I'll holl at y'all getting off social media for the time being, y'all should take care.

What are they referencing in this thing? Like, what was he? I don't know. He just said with so much hate and negativity in the world today. I don't know. I think what was the negativity about? I don't know. I'm thinking that it's something to do with basketball

only because, like, from what I've been reading, the basketball ratings have been down for the NBA this year. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think it's because there's too many ways to watch it. Like, yo, we got to, like, people got to stop. It's also unimportant right now. It's like, no one.

Yeah, you had elections. Like, that's what people are. Yeah. Football season is still still going. Yeah, the first few games, like, no, you're right. Yeah. But he wants to take, but.

But they got to. figure out a way to get people invested in the early parts of the season two, especially when you... Well, they do now, but they got a tournament. No, but that's the, that's later. That's halfway through the season. No, it's happening now. Now, yeah. Really? Yeah. They start that early. There's not, there's not a lot of stakes for it, honestly. Not a lot of stakes for it. Yeah. And the reality of it is, man, people just don't, don't care yet. But also, the NBA is distributed on so many different platforms. Why are we using linear television ratings as a metric? I also don't think that they've been sewing narratives well this year.

Like Cleveland is, or they were before Boston undefeated. I know it's hard to like put advertising dollars around Cleveland. But you have an undefeated team. You have young, exciting players. You can build that matchup up against Boston. It's Cleveland. Shout out to Cleveland. Love Cleveland.

Cleveland. But you got to have a generational talent to make somebody care. Sure, sure. About a mid-market city. It's true. But if I'm the NBA, It's like, hey, they're a franchise. Get some money behind it.

Get me a little bit excited. They don't have a star. Yeah. They have some basketball talent. But they don't have a star. When LeBron was in Cleveland, he was the face of the league. It's different. You got to have a star.

By the way, the NBA don't have too many young stars. Who's the young stars in the NBA? It's supposed to be my guys from South Carolina, Joe Moran. John and then Edwards. But John. Whambee? Wimby. Yeah, Wemby.

No, cut it out. No, you're not. Yes. I'll, I will definitely tune in to see you, Wembe. Yeah, you want to watch Wembe. No, you don't. You don't? They were banking on, they were banking on Bronte and Brony, though.

Because they were, they were selling that narrative. No, they were making on Jai Moran and Zion Williamson. Jaws just getting back. You know what I'm saying? Zion. I don't know what the hell is the stupid. They were, they were banking on the Bron and Brony thing. And obviously, Brony got to do some more development.

And we'll see what happens with him. Maybe he's a player. Maybe he's not. a player. We'll find that out. But I'm sure the NBA was going, hey, we can play every single Lakers game on TV because people are going to want to watch Bron and Brony. We don't have to worry about the first 30 games of the season. We're good. And the Lakers are good this year. Are they? Yeah. Shout out my man, JJ. The Lakers are pretty good this year. Shout out my man. They over 500. That much I know. I wanted to talk about the narrative thing, right? Because

another thing that people have been asking me all week, they've been asking me about the Manosphere and they've been asking me about Joe Rogan. I've had people ask me about Andrew Stokes. Kara actually asked me about Andrews. She asked you about me? She did. She asked me about you. What's she want to know?

I don't remember right now. It was something to do with just the whole Manosphere persona thing. Kara, hollering, yo. She would be, I think she'd be good on Flagrant. I really do. Really? I really do. You know, Kara, you're always welcome on Flagrant.

You already know that shit. But. You know that shit. don't like people creating false narratives run into the flagrant room wearing socks and a button down shirt, that's it. That was good.

Nah, you don't know what I'm referencing. No, I don't. But does Tom Cruise. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. No, that wasn't Tom Cruise. That was Ferris Bulep. Nah, it's Tom Cruise and risky business. That was?

That was good. That was good. Not everything is sexism, Charlemagne. I know that but it's hard to convince the world That's true, that's true Shout out, Kara, you're always invited I want everybody to

hear the thing Stop forming opinions about people If you haven't actually listened to the car That's what I'm saying Like I didn't like how Kara was calling the Manosphere Pods The Cockpit He's so impressive

Like not everything Gotta be About flying planes, girl Why you gotta make everything about flying motherfucking planes? It's like, there's other things in the world. There's other things in the world, yeah. Aren't there other things in the world besides flying a motherfucker's She might fly plane for real.

Google that real quick, Taylor. What do you mean? Mike! I gotta see, because I can't get it out of my head. If Kara's not in the next Top Gun movie, something wrong. Something is wrong. I think with her you call it Bottom Gun. gun.

You're going. You're going out of here right now. Tell me, trying to hold it together. I'm biting my gloves. Biting my gloves. Biting my glove. Listen. But no, narratives, right?

We need car on the pod. Tell us about the narrative. Everybody's painting negative. narrative, especially about Rogan, right? And what I don't understand is I can tell these motherfuckers ain't never listen to Joe Rogan. I can tell these people have never listened to Theo Vaughn. I can tell people have never listened to Andrew Schultz.

And even if you have, you're not going to sit here and tell me that, you know, you've come to a whole conclusion that they're these maga-loving, misogynistic, racist, right-wing individuals. Yeah. At least those three. I can't speak for everybody in the Manistphere. I don't even know everybody in the Manistphere. Yeah.

But I listen to The Oval. Yeah. I listen to, of course, I listen to Andrew Schultz. I listen to Joe Rogan. Yep. I don't get that. And the whole, the left needs a Joe Rogan, that is so ridiculous to me. Joe Rogan's sitting right there.

He's willing to talk to all of y'all. He's willing to talk to anybody. And I tell folks, man, I told this story. I think we told this on idiots already, but it was. It was your wedding. Oh, yeah. The day after I interviewed Kamala Harris on my TV show. And Joe goes, yo, man, these Democrats, they sit with you and they have these gaffes and they have these moments.

But yet they keep coming back. But they will never come sit with me. Yeah. Why? I don't know. I'm like, do you even reach out? But my point is he's willing to have the conversation. Bernie Sanders has been on Joe Rogan.

Andrew Yang has been on Joe Rogan. Yeah, what I find so interesting about, like, the Manosphere argument is like... None of y'all are really men. Well, exactly. You're some of the most immature fragal maggot. On the earth. Like, Theo Vaughn thinks I'm hot. Theo Vaughn did a whole clip when Funny Markle was on there, and we can insert it because I love it because it's good for myself.

He says how beautiful I am. Now, he is retarded. And I was in one of those classes? I told you y'all, y'all the only one goes classes for us. Now, Theo's right. You are hot. I know. You're fine as hell.

Shout out to Marco. Yo, shout out for the DeL. I mean, shout out the deal. Find that clip and insert it. Both the number genius. Everybody be quiet while in place. Correct about that. No.

What I was going to say is that like... You got distracted by my hotness. Oh, man, you are so hot. Let me look this way while I say this. When we have Democrats on, right? Like, we had, before we even had Trump on, we had Mark Cuban on. there's no conversation about the Manosphere pods, like having people from both sides.

Like Cuba was a surrogate for Kamala. That's right. When the Democrats do come on, it's almost like that's completely ignored. And when we ask more Democrats to come on and they refuse to come on, that's also ignored. And then we're just portrayed as like, oh, it's this right-wing Manosphere podcast.

It's like, is that that's what makes us a right-wing mannisphere that the Democrats refuse to come on? And even the ones that do come on, you just ignore? You want to know how people are foolish shit? Let me say how you know people are foolish shit shows. Yeah. 2020, when it was a presidential election and it was an open primary for Democrats, every single Democrat that was running came to breakfast.

I bet. Kamala Harris, Cory Booker, Pete Buttigieg, Tim Ryan, name them. Who else was running? Anybody, all of them, all the castros. Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, they all came to Breakfast Club in 2020. Fast forward, 24. It's the Republican. It's another presidential election,

but now it's the Republican primaries. So what happens this year? All the Republicans come to the breakfast club. Nikki Haley, Larry Elder, who else ran? I can't even remember who are all the people that ran for Republican Party. So when that starts happening,

now all of a sudden you go from being a Democratic shield to a Republican show, a Republican show. What the fuck, yo? But really, it's just people. Only for me to bring it back around to being a Democratic show. Still again. Again.

Now I'm back. I'm Magga. Now I'm back again. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. But you know what I mean. You know what I mean?

Yes. And by the way, somebody will clip that. How you're portrayed. How you're portrayed. Yes. 100%. These people are insane. They're on their own emotional roller coasters.

Well, don't get on the ride with it. They just don't want to do the work. They would rather position you, however, makes them feel comfortable. And however explains the world to them without doing the work of listening to somebody, watching an episode and understanding. and understanding who they are. Doing the work is hard. You know, it's easy, just calling people sexist and racist.

There is nothing easier than calling the people you don't like sexes and racist. The hard thing is to listen to the people that you potentially disagree with and see if you actually connect with them and have some empathy for them and understand why they have an audience. All these people just calling Joe sexes or racist that never listen to a podcast. Podcast is absurd, but they won't do the work and sit down and listen to pods. It just won't do the work. Do you know what happened?

And I thought about this earlier today because everything you just said is absolutely right. And I think I want to write something about this. I don't know what I'm writing on yet. But everybody thinks in extremes. And there's psychological reasons as to why people think in extremes. They're psychological and social reasons. And they actually, I started doing some research on it. They actually call it black and white thinking are.

I can't pronounce this. Dickopotamus. D-I-C-H-O-T-O-M-O-U-S. What's that word, Chris? Dicotomotomy. Oh, dichotomous. Dicotomous thinking, right? So it's black and white thinking

or dickapotamist thinking. And they say it occurs when individuals view situations, people, our outcomes as being entirely one way or the other with no middle ground. And there's a bunch of reasons why this happens. Cognitive simplicity. So our brains often default

to mental to shortcuts to save time and effort. Yeah. I don't have time to really do any critical thinking. I got to get right to it. And in extreme thinking simplifies complex situations. It makes it easy to process. We're all guilty of this.

Emotional response. So your emotional response, you definitely ain't, there's no critical thinking with an emotional response. Not at all. You know what I'm saying? And emotional is the first response. That's right. We have an emotional reaction and then we use our brain to justify that emotional reaction. That's just how our brains works. Unfortunately, it's just how we're built. So a lot of times we're not using reason

to come to any conclusion that we have. We're using our brain power to justify whatever cockamamia emotional reaction we have. That's right. Simple as that. And I think it's two more that really drive this point home, a need for certainty because people cling to one side to avoid the discomfort of being uncertain. And ambiguity. Ambiguity. There you go. Amphibians can feel uncomfortable are threatening. So extremes offer a sense of clarity and decisiveness. That's it. That's it.

And the biggest one, Talk to me. Identity and belonging. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Identity and belonging. There's identity and belonging in the group. In the group think, I am not, it is terrifying for most people to feel like they're the only one that thinks something.

You're ostracized. People don't want anything to do with you. They kick you out of that in-group. And that's really the thing that dictates most people's actions is how do I maintain my status within the same group. How do I have my friends? It's hard to just go out there on your own. And to what you said before, I think this is really important,

is like, and I think this is why conspiracy theories are so prevalent. The anxiety of not knowing is actually much more difficult for the average person than believing a conspiracy that gives you the justification for it. How about just simply not knowing? Well, well, I'm saying, ignorance is bliss. Yeah, but what I'm saying is not knowing, right? Oh, no, no, no. Ignorance is different than not knowing.

Ignorances, you're not even aware that this thing happened or there is an alternative point of view. That's where ignorance is bliss. But once you start going, well, 9-11 didn't really happen the way people are saying, sitting in that middle ground where you're like, well, who really did it? Who really responsible? It's so painful for some people that they- It's spooky to think that that's something like that could be an inside job. So you just go, I'm going to either believe the narrative, the mainstream narrative, or I'm going to believe the conspiracy. theory, but I gotta believe one, because this middle one, this uncertainty is driving me crazy.

Yeah, and I think I agree with all of that. And I think that, you know, we have a, everybody has an us versus them mentality. Oh, absolutely. And I just feel like we do that to try to simplify social dynamics. You know what I mean? Like, we try to simplify social dynamics, but social dynamics are complex. Yeah. They're supposed to be. You know what I mean? People don't like complex worlds, man. It's... But how do you get to any form of critical thinking? Like, don't want to. That's insane to me.

Like, it is. It's really insane to me. Like, you got to have nuance. Like, I saw something today. And that's what even made me start thinking about that. Again, even though I've been thinking about it for a while. I never did any deep dive thoughts on it. Like, I was on Breakfast Club earlier this week.

And we were talking about the congestion pricing. Yep. In New York City. Yep. And how it's going to be $9 if you're driving through Midtown or something like that. And Trump is like, I'm not with that. Right? And I don't know how, but Donald Trump said he wants to shut it down. Yep. And so I go, do your thing, Trump.

Yeah, just because I didn't vote for a person, doesn't mean I can't, you know, agree with something that they're on. And in this case, I'm not with congesting pricing. He's not with congesting pricing. He's the president of the United States of America. If he can do something about it, let's get it done. So somebody wrote an article, and it was like, I'm a hypocrite because I call him a dictator. and I call him a fascist, but now I'm praising him. How is that praise? I would think that is just nuanced thinking. That is me hearing an idea that's good from the president of the United States of America,

even if I didn't vote for him and saying, I agree with that. Yeah. What's the problem there? Well, I mean, the problem is the idea of agreeing with anything Trump says, you're agreeing with this incredibly evil man as they've positioned him. That's ridiculous. He's the president of the United States of America. Exactly.

What if Trump goes, you know what? I like vanilla ice cream. Like, okay, well, yeah, he got that right. I too like vanilla ice cream. You're allowed to agree with people on things. Well, vanilla ice cream's kind of trash. Vanilla ice cream, people that eat vanilla ice cream by themselves, they might need to be deported.

Vanilla ice cream is good with things. You put vanilla ice cream on top of a brownie. You put vanilla ice cream on top of a piece of sweet potato. And you do that because it's so delicious. But you got to add something to it. You know what she just said? that sprinkles, but you still got to add something to it. Can I tell you the best ice cream that you're going to have?

You go to Cafe Pana in New York City. Okay? There's one over an Irving Place. There's one, I think, in Williamsburg as well. You order vanilla ice cream with whipped cream, olive oil, and a little sea salt, and that is the best ice cream that you will have. I promise you, you go do this. Go to one more time.

Cafe Pana, New York City, vanilla ice cream. How do you spell that? Cafe and then Pana Pana Pia. NNA. You're proving my point, though. It is sensational. You can't have vanilla ice cream by itself. You need DEI. You had to put D.E. She needed sprinkles. I needed sweet potato pie and brownies. You needed olive oil. Get me the ads. When you said you needed olive oil. He named three different effnific. Wet cream. Olive oil. C-soules. Maga! Maga! And C-solm. Maga! Have vanilla. You need to get back to the show. I'm Theo Vaughan.

You're reiterated in your dream? What's that? The ad, Boutchewat. Like, do I ever dream about it and say it in my dream? No, probably not. I'm Theo Van Bucci. Play it, Taylor. I knew when you saw it, you weren't to play it so bad, yeah?

I'm doing my self-esteem. I love this. Womanly look. He's beautiful. So start from the beginning. I watched this two times a month. He's calling you a woman. I don't care.

First of him. He seemed like a, he have a kind of a womanly look. He's beautiful. Yeah. You think that? that? Who? Charlemagne.

It's beautiful. You think he's beautiful? I mean, I fuck with Megan nostalgia. She's cute. Yeah? What if it was me and Charlemagne in the room? Dude, you tell me, Charlemagne ain't fine,

bro? Come on, though. You think that's a sex symbol? I think if you put a, if he was in Japan, or, uh, a week. If he was a,

uh, yeah. Oh, you put him in a wig, dog. Some basketball players going to fuck him. Yeah. He seemed like a, he have a kind of... You get ball players, man? You think, you think Charlotte could pull a ball player, though? With a way, he could pull a ball player.

He could pull Dwight, Howard. You get Dwight, man. Theo Vaughn has no idea how much that means to me. I saw Theo Vaughan on Rogan talking about how, you know, he liked to be around gay guys and self-esteem. Theo, that right there, that clip, I watched that clip two times a month, yo. You ever let a gay guy flirt with you a little just to keep your spirits up a little? Keep my spirits up a little? Or just like say you're sitting somewhere you're talking to a guy and it's a gay guy.

Did you ever, you know, not act real straight or something because you were... You know what I'm saying, though, to try to just have a decent day or whatever? I'm not even joking. I watched that clip two times. We believe it. We believe it. I talked to my therapist about that clip. So your wife doesn't need to say anything to you.

It's not important. I deal. I'm just telling you the truth. I just say the truth. My therapist said, what's some things that make you happy? I said, Theo Vaughn. He was like, oh, yeah, I like his podcast. I'm like, yeah, not just the podcast, though.

He said something really nice about me once. Played the clip. And then what your therapist said. Yeah, he started talking to me about, like, you know, being molested when I was young. Damn. Did that do anything to my sexuality? I mean, sexuality.

Like, I'm so crazy. Yeah. If you're trying to make me gay. Why do they do that? Why do you want me? Exactly. Why do they try to do it? It's like, you say, hey, this made me feel good.

They're like, you sure you're not gay? That's crazy. Can't you just feel good? Can't you just get a compliment from another man and feel good? That's it. That's it, man. Yeah. Put a wig on, you.

Put a wig on, yo. You know, put a wig on, you. What do you think, Chris? How much I can go for in Taiwan? What's your thing? What's your thing? You're looking at the street. You seek Charleney and a red wig.

Thick-ass lady boy. Thick. Thick-ass lady boy. Taiwan's not lady boys. That's more of a Thailand thing. Oh, Thailand. I'm sure they got a couple. That's somewhere.

Oh, my God. Chris knows, though. Chris knows what a fine. You've been over there? I haven't been part of my trip. No, sorry. You never had a lady boy, be honest. Not to my knowledge.

Not to your knowledge. I mean, what? Not to my knowledge. Great. Oh, that means he took his glasses off. He couldn't see the Adams apple. He just, mouth is a mouth.

Let's do some masks, an idiot's tail of gang. Wait, one more thing. I know you saw it. The aliens are in the sea. Yo, y'all lied to me about the motherfucking robot, too. Y'all told me that Tesla robot wasn't real. Kaysen Naug got one. Kim Kardashian got one.

I want a fucking Tesla robot. All right. Did you see how it's talking? It's just somebody awful. Yeah, it sounds like... Oh, man, that shit is valued at 20 grand. All right. Hold on.

Why do you want a robot? This is actually good. This is good. Because mass deportation about to happen. And then what do you want the robot to do? Come on. What do you want the robot to do? What do you want to do?

Listen, that's what you want to happen. Tell me what you want to happen. Tell me what you want to happen. We know this. We know what you want to happen. Later on, they're going to build a wall around Silicon Valley. We know what you're going to build a wall around Silicon Valley. We know what...

What's going to happen? You're blaming all of them. You're blaming the illegal immigrants for taking your jobs. Soon as the mass deportation happens, and then Elon makes this army of robots, now you're going to want to build a wall around Silicon Valley. You know what the fuck's about to happen. You're acting clueless.

You're acting clueless. Okay. Taylor. Did you hear what I said that? What? With the aliens in the sea. I know you show that I clip. There ain't nobody cared about no fucking aliens in the sea.

We was just talking about aliens. Can we finish this conversation? Yeah. I was talking about the aliens popping over that face. Can we talk about that? Can we talk about the evidence dumping over a fucking fence, Taylor? Do you ever want to talk about anything serious on this podcast? Okay, you want to talk about aliens in the middle of fucking sea?

Ain't nobody going in the middle of fucking steep. Okay? We're trying to talk about the aliens that are staying at four-star hotels in New York City. So you're telling me that these robots aren't robots? No. No, they are. They are. They're just somebody else is in another room controlling it.

That's what it looks like. They are robots. But they're just not... Okay, got you. Okay, got you. I'm not mad at that. All right, yes, I saw this, the UFO experts. They've been having these conversations.

Y'all talk about this shit. I've got to pee. Okay, they've been having these House Oversight Committee hearings. And in these House Oversight Committee hearing, they have been talking about the unidentified phenomenon. Montreal. UAPs, they called. The battle house thing.

Yet another word, I can't. connected to somebody who... That looks like... Anil... Anil... Anomal... Anomalous. Where is that?

Unidentified animalist phenomenon. She knows you. Unidentified anomalous phenomenon. That's why acronyms exist, y'all. Where... What are you going? Right there. During the hearing, dubbed unidentified...

Anomal. They should just call it unidentified anal probing phenomenon. Oh, right here. Remember how they always said aliens were anally probing people? Yeah. It's called the unidentified anal probing phenomenon.

But listen, you ain't going to get me to do nothing but believe these people. I absolutely positively believe in UFOs. I've seen a flying saucer myself. I told you all this story a million times, wrote about it

in my first book. I was in third grade. I was eight years old. I was sitting in my grandmother's yard, having a good old time, talking to all my imaginary friends, and I turned around and write over the tree,

trees hovering was what we have called a flying saucer. Sure. It looked just like a flying saucer. You're saying, talking to you, imagine your friends as a help this story. I know. I'm making way more. So. Telling you.

So you're already seeing things that aren't there. But now. Who says those people who says the things I was seeing? You're just an imaginary friend. I've always been able to talk to my spirit guides. And I was eight years old, talking to all my spirit guys, having a grand old time. And one of them told me to turn around. And when I turned around, the flying saucer was just sitting right there.

and it was hovering over the trees as if it was looking at me. And I was just like, oh, wow. And then it just shot off. Mind you, when I was eight, I didn't realize it was a flying saucer. But then as I, a couple of years later, when I started reading about, like, UFOs

and stuff like that, I'm like, oh, I've seen one of these before. And in typical adult fashion, shut up, you don't know what you're talking about, yada, yada, yada. Yeah. My friend says she lives in Florida. She saw that exact same thing.

Not necessarily a saucer, but like. to kill something. Yeah. This is just Biden trying to get his shit off before Trump gets in there. I was eight. No, I'm talking about this stuff happening right now. Nah, this is the second time they've done these congressional here. Yeah, but he wants to let the cat out the bag before Trump.

He's just trying to beat him to him. You don't believe it? Yes, you do. You're an alien show. I'm an alien. You are. I'm an alien. There's people on another planet right now wondering if there's life on Earth.

I've had women telling me I was an alien. Said this dick out of this world. Let's do some assin' idiot. You look like a trucker today. I look like a what? A trucker. What's wrong with that? Nothing.

I'm just saying you look like that. Damn. You do? The hat and everything. I thought you said Tucker at first. I was like, damn. Why would you call this man a tucker? Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? You look like a beautiful, brilliant woman. Andrew would never talk, by the way. You look like a beautiful brilliant. You know how I know Andrew wouldn't tuck? Because Andrew, he would commit. You think that I'd cut it off? Commit you a crime, go to prison, you know what I'm saying?

Get that shit free? Yeah, we have to pay your fucking zendri assignment surgery. You're gonna pay for it whether you'd like it or not, you might as well cough it up now. You might as well give me the fucking 40 grand. How much a pussy cost? You might as well give me the 40 grand. How much a pussy call? How much a pussy call?

How much a pussy call? How much a pussy call? And could you get a pussy from someone who died? Like that Denzel movie with the heart? What is that Denzel movie? John Cue. With the heart, John. They do mold dicks.

They mold dicks, but I don't want a molding one. I wouldn't want that, though. You don't want a refurb? Nah, I want a new one, bro. I don't want no refurbish. But made out of what, pig ears? Whatever they're making the cyber trucks out of. Steel?

Steel? Yes. Nah, that ain't steel. The damn show I ain't put it. If I take a fucking 1960 Mustang and run that shit into a cyber truck, I'm running through that mother. No, you won't. I don't believe that's steel.

I have. You got a cyber truck? Yeah. You are a fraggle maggot. He is a New York City fraggle maggot. Yeah, good. You got a stock suit. He already had the Tesla, though.

Oh, my question cost. It was like 80 about. Oh, that's not that bad. Yeah. You got a kidded out? Hmm? You got a kid it out? He hates this, but I put the stars in the ceiling.

Shout out to WTF Media, bro. That's what I said. Shit. We need it. We need a little production. That's why we easy breaking up horrible decisions. She was like, I don't need that shit no more. He's like, fuck Black Effect.

Fuck High Heart. Fuck Mandy. I don't need none of this shit no more. WTF. I got me a Pipertruck. God. Weezy got one, too? Not yet.

They're sharing it. That's why we can be on vacation all the goddamn time. She's going to get us for L.A. We got to be good. We need it for productions. Oh, yeah, because y'all got WTF, L.A. and WTF, New York. Yeah, yeah. That ain't no reason for them to cancel the goddamn podcast.

Don't quit doing horrible decisions just because you're doing so well. Why did they cancel the podcast? Because Weezy making all the fucking money doing other things. Yeah, bro. Trump's America, man. Trump's America.

Who broke it up, Alex? We've been in a man. I haven't had the heart to call them this. I haven't had a T-King. I haven't had the hard to call either one of them. You had to that. Who broke it up, man? Nope.

Oh, yeah, who broke it up? We've said stuff on podcasts that broke them up before so we ain't doing it again. You know what strange? though? Why? The only thing I don't like about it is hearing it on Instagram. Yeah. Talk that shit. I think they did it in a nice way. Just like a nice

message, boom. Could you let the black effect know? Because you let? I didn't even let the black effect. Let eye heart know. How many more shows we're getting? Thank you. One more. That's it. Right. One more. Yeah. No, they got they, they, I don't know shows for the rest of the year. They said the last

episode is next week. Yeah. Damn, bro. That's fucked up. They got a show coming up, though? Yeah, that's the last one. It's the last live show? When is it? Look it up. December 3rd.

I might have to go to that. It's fine. I got to see them fight first. Yeah. They fighting that night. Damn, man. That's that night. It's a horrible decision.

Serrano and Serrano and Taylor 3. Shout out, Weezy. Shout out, Mandy. Love y'all, man. End of an era. Bravo. Amazing what y'all were able to accomplish. And they did it to bet.

Like I always say like, you know, podcasting before there was, you know, every famous comedian or rapper or entertainer wanting to get into the podcast. Wealthe. Actor. It was the stories like Weezy and Mandy, the stories like Kid Fury and Crystal, you know what I'm saying? Those people who weren't in the entertainment industry, but just felt like they had something to say went out there, started saying things and then they become these entities. You know what I'm saying? So it's sad to see horrible decisions. come to an end, man.

But we're very proud of you for what you guys have accomplished. It's amazing what you guys have built. Proud of what y'all accomplished, but why so soon? Yo, let them do their thing. It's been eight years. How's that soon? That's a baby in the podcast business, yo. That's a baby, bro.

That's a fucking baby. Shout out to Harvard says. I just need to know who fucked it up. Are they going to talk about that on the last episode? Yeah. They are. They are. They are?

When is it? Next week? Yeah, next week. They have to re-record it. It didn't go well. No. You was there? Yeah.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Take this out. Oh, I'm going to do it. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it. I don't.

The amount of people that listen to this shit. Was I taking it? What I'm like the late people? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Come on. Let's do some math.

See out. Shout out the horrible decisions. I'm going to be tuned in next week to see who fucked it up. Okay? I love both of them too. I love them. When are they recorded?

I genuinely love them. I love them too. And I will support either one of them. Both. We're going to support both. Yes, I support both too. But let me ask you this. When are they re-recording?

Because I want to go to that live. This Monday. I'm coming live. Netflix. Netflix. That shit needs to be. Y'all had the wrong fight on. That's right.

Netflix, you need to be at WT, are they going to record at WTF? Holy shit. Yo, Zeus Network. Listen, I know Blueface locked down right now. Zeus Network, you need to make this a pay-per-view event. This is crazy. This is fucking crazy. Now, we're going Monday, yo.

I'm going Monday, yeah. That ass, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. WTF stand for where to fight. Right. Angel 14 underscore YEF says,

what do you think is the key? to make it into entertainment and it's crazy. Wow. Consistency. I mean, consistency is huge, yeah. I think it's deciding what you really want to do and having a very clear vision about what you want to do.

And not just popping around doing random different things, like everything that you should do that you do should help you get closer to the thing that you really want to do. There are some people that just want to make it for the sake of making it, and usually that rarely works. But if you have a specific thing you want to do, You want to be a radio personality, you want to be a stand-up comedian. You can do all these other little things if you feel like they will get you closer to your goal,

i.e. doing guy code or, you know, doing a podcast, doing all these different things. But you've got to have a North Star, and that is the most important thing. That's what I would say. Pezzie is absolutely right. I will add on to that. I think it's three piece. I think it's authenticity. I think it's consistency and to what shows is talking about intent.

You know what I'm saying? I think nowadays people care about content more than they care about intent. And you got to know what your intention is. What is your intention? If your intention is to just sit down every week and, you know, talk shit. And that's the problem with a podcasting, right? Because podcasting really doesn't take skill. It's people that have skills.

Yeah. But it really don't take skills to sit down and do. So if your intention is just to sit down, talk shit, stir up waters to catch fish, say whatever. Then, you know, that's not really a real intention. or your intention is, I just want to make money. I want to make money off this podcast, doing what? What is your podcast about? You know what I mean?

Like, what are you offering the people that they can't get anywhere else? Like, so to me, that's where the authenticity comes into play. Like, who are you? Amen. You ain't going to find another Andrew Shopes. You ain't going to find another Charlemagne of God. But that's my point. You ain't going to find another Theo Ma'an nowhere.

I'm going to find another Theo. You're not going to find another Rogan. No, you're not going to do it. You're not going to find another 85 South Shore. Not going to find another 85. You know, like, these are very unique personalities, and that's why their personalities condemn their work anywhere they wanted to work

because they always show up as them. I can take Carlos Milichiko Bean, D.C. Young Fly, put them anywhere. They're going to, and it's going to work. I can think Andrew Shultz put them anywhere. Andrews is hilarious in movies. You put Andrew, he's like, somebody called, somebody literally hit me the other day because they got a role for Andrew Shultz in a movie.

I connected them with Dub. I don't, you know, but I don't know if someone. something you want to do. I'm just simply saying. What is it? I don't want to tell a person's idea. Sexual? And honestly, I wasn't even listening. Was it sexual? I was listening, but I wasn't listening. Yeah, I kissed a guy. Nah, you got to kiss the guy. But it's, it's, they want you starring in it, though. It's a movie that they, they, yeah, it's a vehicle for you. But, yeah, authenticity,

and tension. Those are the most important things. I got to do that shit. Samantha Trout. Ooh, this is a good one. What should I get my husband for Christmas, Samantha. Let him eat that trout. Get them a spoon. All right. Yeah, need it. Grom-ups. What?

Get them a spoon. Okay. Why do you just grow up? If you're just joining the podcast, you've got to rewind back. You know, what psycho is going to join the last 15 minutes of the podcast? Yeah, who starts at that? Somebody might do that for asking. Ask an idiot.

That's funny. Some people start from the bottom. Now they're queer. What do you get to your husband for? Christmas, yo. Let him play paddle without, you know, being annoyed. That's it. Yeah, I'm not a good person to ask any of this stuff, Samantha,

because I don't want nor do I need anything for Christmas. I have everything that I want right now. Great health. My family is healthy. There's nothing. I really don't want anything. A nice pair of, like, house slippers that you could also wear to, like, take the garbage out. Something you can slide

into, not something with a heel. Like those hug slippers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it has to be something you could slide into, like a Birkenstock, but I would do it where you could wear them. They don't have to be like warm. Right. But something that you could run outside quick. And these are things you get, eventually you get to a certain age as a dude where like... That's the easy slide.

Sorry? Yeah, like a easy slide, right? So it's like... Kanye really fucked up. Kanye really had the best wear for 40-year-old feet, like, because they were comfortable as fuck. Yep. Stylish. You know what I'm saying? The kids, you relate. They're like, oh, I've got on the evening slides. You know what I mean?

It's like now... These kind of gifts are great for us because we're not going to buy for ourselves probably, but we will use it. And you get to a certain age as a dude, like, if you're fortunate enough to have some success, we're like, anything you really want, you just buy for yourself. And the things that you, like, kind of want, but you're like, I don't really need it. You just never end up buying. And that is the house slide slash walk outside slide.

Never go wrong with that. I agree with that. You know what I... You're not that expensive. And it just depends on who you are. Like, everybody's husband's different. I think, but I think what shows are saying is comfortability. I got something I think Chris would like.

Gone. Going to be worse than that. What is. A recount. Would love a recount. Because his two favorite things, potentially Democrats winning. And math.

Chris, you would love a recount, right, Chris. It is a little too calm. See, the stuff that Trump is doing right now, it ain't really chaotic, right? It's like, okay, we expected this, right? All right, Steven Seagall, FBI director, Linda McMahon, Department of Education. Come on, Democrats, right before the New Year.

No, no, no. Right before the New Year. Everybody's happy. Everybody got what we all wanted. Just a little chaos. No, we don't want chaos. Just a little chaos. You don't, you know, just a little chaos.

I'm not on vacation. You're going to be an anguilla. You know what I mean? We're going to still be there regardless. Let's just let us get there. You know what I mean? Like, let us get to the islands real quick. Just a little recount for the culture.

Look, yeah. Yo, we need some grits for the mill, show. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

We don't need no grip for the mill. Come on. Come on. Come on, man. You know you want a recount. You know you want it. You know you want it. You know you want it.

Next question. Go. You want more. Shemar underscore Crawford said, would you guys ever do a joint family vacation? It's funny you mention that. Yeah, absolutely. It's funny you mention it.

100%. It's funny you mention it. Let's do it scroll down until. Let's get, we just end up. This is a good one. It's dot Cedric. Chris. This is good.

Would you rather slap Schultz Tis times a shawl of once. Why am I slapping anybody? That's what I'm talking about. Bang their heads together. No, that's why we need a recount. I heard him. Her line was good.

Bang their heads together. You want two birds in one stone, though? But that's why we need a recount. They're going out too soft. No, let them go out soft. We need to recalibrate. Now we need to fight. Just stop it.

Charlotte, and the pot. End the pod right now. Okay. Oh, only one more. One more. One more. Scroll down. Let's scroll down.

Let's see. Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down. Scroll down some more. God, where the brilliant? This one. There is one. Hold on. Scroll down.

Scroll down. Okay. Now, there we go. Let's end on this one. Go. Brilliant of this question. Jay Zay B. Holland. Says, what would you rather do?

Feel like you're giving child. birth every time you shit or feel what your wives feel during sex. Hold on now. I know y'all want to do the wives shit. Feel like you're giving child birth every time you shit or feel what your wives feel during sex. So when I'm having sex, I sound like my wife? No, no, you feel what your wife is feeling.

But am I making the sounds? No, I just think he's talking about the penetration fact. Too way about the sounds for it. You know what I mean? As a dude, you're not trying to be making girl sounds a bed. Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right. I forgot.

You're a moaner. That thing, dang it? Wait. No, you're not, you don't make no sound. That's dang, it ain't that wrong with little moaning. You're not, you're a mute? I'm not a mute, no, I talk. I'd be like, get out the way, I'm watching.

I'm watching Netflix. God damn. I'm a motivational motor. Oh, so you don't do it for you, you do it for them. Yeah, you all are too late. So what would you rather? Feel like you're giving childbirth every time you shit? No, because I enjoy shitting too much.

I don't want to death. Feel what you feel during sex? There it is, done. Me too. Yeah. Give me the penetration. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Just, that's what I'm saying, give it to me. I'm just saying that's what they would feel like. No, it's just, what? Are you sure? Yes. The point of this is, is you feel like to get penetrating. I made it different. Why?

Why don't you want to say it? I don't want to feel myself getting fucked when I'm fucking? That would be weird. No. It's not. You fuck, yo. Every time I go in, it feels like so it's going to me. That's the point.

Yeah, got out of here. Get out of here. That's a hard one. No, I'm thinking that over the childbirth when I should. We knew. Who would want to feel that? You see, man. Who would want to feel that three times a date?

Yeah, man, give me that penile penetration. Peenot. Peenotation. And the pause, I know. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast, you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit. You're right, too.

It's a brilliant idiotic podcast. Thank you for listening.