The Brilliant Idiots - Don’t Forget Your Clown

Episode Date: March 25, 2021

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It's so stupid it's positively brilliant. Yep, Shalda Mugat. Andrew Shultz. We are the brilliant idiots. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness. We got any pre-rolls? Taylor Gang? No.

All right, no pre-rolls. So I guess we could just start the show. Let's start the show with a little segment that we call a positively brilliant. What a fucking idiot. Andrew, I think you might have an answer for me this week, Andrew. Hey, man. What did you see this week that made you say positively brilliant?

What a fucking idiot. Karma is a beautiful thing, Charlemagne. The God, karma is a beautiful thing, man. What is karma? Sometimes people put out so much negativity and lies into the ecosystem and then manipulate people for so long

that they almost believe that karma won't affect them. And when it does, Charlemagne, it is a beautiful thing to watch. Especially when your friends are petty. ain't nothing better than have some rich petty friends and sitting back and watching the Instagram images load because I've been refreshing Duval's page for the 48 fucking hours. It's been so goddamn satisfying.

Wax his head too. Here's the thing, right? The funny thing about Duval, Duval really does keep a list. It's really like a mental list. His people that have, you know, shit it on Duval, and he's not going to pay too many people too much attention. He's going to ignore it. Well, boy, when you fuck up.

Oh, you hell. Don't as he should be, especially with this guy. Who are we talking about now? Oh, clown. We're talking about one of the greatest motivational speakers in history. I mean, he's truly. He's a motivational liar. He is one of the greatest motivational speakers in history.

I mean, this guy got all the bars, bro. Think about some of the most brilliant things that he ever said. This shit is blown up crazy. What? I mean, because Eden just pulled it up on the... Eden. I'm sorry. Why you describe him in his favorite activity?

I'm doing it right here. Huh? I'm doing it right here. Oh, that was Taylor. I'll say Taylor just pulled it up. And it's on the New York Post, bro. New York Post. Yeah. Relationship guru Derek Jackson.

Scroll up, Taylor. Relationship guru, Derek. Jackson exposed for serial cheating on wife. Essence, why everyone is talking about relationship YouTube with Derek Jackson cheating apology video. Black Enterprise. Derek Jackson aired out after having a fail on his wife for four years. Damn.

What made him a guru for relationships? For telling on guys? I guess. The griot dating expert Derek Jackson called out for cheating on wife apologizing video. Newsweek. Derek Jackson apologized for cheating on wife. Parks waves of memes and jokes. This is nuts, man. BT. Metro.

Oh my God. This is BBC. What the fuck? You know who's not going to be getting that BBC? All those girls that he was cheating with his wife. He got to chill out for a while. Here's the thing, man. And this is the thing, right? This is the podcast.

This is the moral of this whole story before we even start talking. I would rather be known as an honest sinner than a lying hypocrite. Because when you're a lying hypocrite... You know, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm hypocrite, so let's not use the word hypocrite. Yeah. Can we use another word? But I'm going to tell you why you're not a lying hypocrite.

Oh, that's right. I'm a truthful hypocrite. You're a true. And it's not, and it's a difference when you're like, see, what Derek did is he goes out there and he literally, literally shits on men, right? And it's like a level of narcissism where he purposely doesn't try to understand where another man is coming from as if he's never made any mistakes whatsoever.

You know what I'm saying? And then he mischaracterizes people as well. And he does it all for the benefit of his own pockets. On penis. You know what I mean? So what you're witnessing right now, literally, ladies and gentlemen, is all of that energy coming back.

Because one person that you, one person that you cannot for one entity. I'm not going to say person that you can't fool. It's God. You can't fool the universe. What you give to the universe, the universe will give back to you. The universe knowing you full of shit, the universe knows. You make it fool me. You can fool the public. You can fool your wife. The universe knows, bro. So when you out there saying, man, you don't have no sympathy for men that cheat on their wives. Guess what you're experiencing right now, Derek? No sympathy You know what was most frustrating about this guy?

Talk to me. Is that even though we all knew he was full as shit What he was saying, we can't really disagree with. You know, because he'd be like, don't cheat on your girl. And we'd be like, yeah, motherfucker, but shut up. Stupid ass.

Is that why you didn't like him, Rex? I don't even know why. It's like, I don't like to do because I think he'd a piece of shit. So, but the thing about this is that with this guy, like, why he's the worst type of con man, this is why he's the worst type of con. Because there are levels to con men, right? But the worst type of comment is the person that, um, that profits off the misery of the people he's conning.

That's right. That's right. But tricks them into thinking that he's helping them. That's right. So he's out there selling. these ladies these lies, right? He's telling them everything that they want to believe, but is completely unrealistic, right? And he set in an unrealistic expectation of relationships for these women. So all these women that are in relationships start going, well, I guess my relationship

isn't good. So they feel miserable. And then all the ladies that get out of their relationships are now single and they can never find a man that's going to live up to these lies because even the liar himself can't live up to the lies. That's right. So you're making all these people miserable and you just line in your pockets with their sad fucking tiered up money is disgusting man it's the worst thing

it is disgusting and I hate how you know he dragged his wife into this and the reason I hate why I'm looking even right now on Shade Room she's dressed in camouflage with I don't know if that's the bonnet or the beret at this point

but she said that's her that's her warrior crowns that's her warrior crown it's like yo you did that to her like you put her in the line of fire We all know how cruel social media can be shows. Yeah. She had nothing to do with this.

Like, you're using her as a human shield, and she had nothing to do with this. She wasn't there with you when you was cheating, so she shouldn't be there for the apologies and the cleanup and all of that. You got to hold yourself accountable. I think she knew. I think she knew.

It did know. The way she's looking at yourself, I think she knows. Here's the most manipulative part of it, right? Is that, and this is why this shit is so fucking cruel. No, it's evil. No, I'm not even joking when I say this show. What he does, it's a level of evil. This is like some tyrannical, sociopathic shit that he's doing.

The liar. Yo, here's the thing, right? She is religious. And he is taking advantage of her in abusing her based on how much she believes in the religion. So if she believes in forgiveness, if she believes in all these things, he could take advantage of that for as long as he wants. He's taking advantage of her belief in God. Man. That is next level despicable, bro. I saw someone in the comments

who was like, oh, I'm about to get myself a godfaring woman, so she keeps forgiving me. You all? That's the BS about Christianity. We talked about that, right? When people think, you know, forgiveness is unlimited, like breadsticks at Olive Garden, but I tell you something else, man, when I heard Derek Jackson say that he gave his life to God and his life went to shit, I know the devil was like bars nigger

Satan was like preach Satan was like that's what I've been trying to tell people That goddamn Jesus Like how you say you gave your life to Jesus And then your life got fucked up As I said in donkey today As he said in donkey today Don't bring Jesus into this

You're bringing Jesus into this Just like you bought your wife into this For no reason It's everybody else's fault huh Derek Narcissism It's everybody else's fault It's never your fault Textbook narcissism shows

Textbook. I mean textbook narcissism. Like you're deflecting and you're attacking other people. Like I saw him attacking John Gray. It's like John Gray don't have nothing to do with this. My brother Derek, you cannot speak about any other man ever again for the rest of your life. Derek going to have to get a job. You don't think that he's going to twist it around? You don't think people want to keep?

The only people that will follow him is the most stupidest people in the world. He just gained more followers because of all this. No, he didn't. Yes, I saw someone say that he gained two. You want you more followers after all that. I ain't see that. I didn't see that. I mean, I don't know.

I don't follow him. No, people are here for the show, right? The same reason why people follow the bachelor, why people follow a reality show. They're not there because they're fans. They're there because they just want to see somebody burn. They want to see the car accident. But that doesn't mean that they're believers. Here's the thing, though, that always happens is like there are a lot of women who have devoted so much time to him.

They devoted so much money to him, right? That their pot committed are. already, right? That's a term in poker. Like, you're already all in. So they would rather believe him to be truthful and they'd rather stay with him than admit to themselves that they got tricked, that they got con, that they got duped, and that they were a dummy.

And that's why you see these people defending the indefensible folks of the world is because they would rather defend them than admit that they were stupid. Nobody wants to admit that they were dumb, that they got tricked, that they got conned. Especially if the person telling you this guy. was full of shit as somebody you don't like. You don't want to admit Duval was right. If you hate little Duval

and everything he stands for and you cheering Derek Jackson on when he's going in on Duval, you don't want to admit that little Duval is right. Nope. I'll tell you this, though, religious women's stock is on the rise,

bro. I think we need to get ourselves good Christian girls, bro, because they are different. Nah, but you got to understand. You keep on playing around with God creatures. You're going to tear your ass up like something like this.

Go ahead. Go ahead and play whatever you want to. Pay your ass up. Go ahead. Have fun. Yeah, I felt bad. I really do feel bad for her because she don't deserve this. She don't deserve me.

The bullying that she's getting. And I saw him tweet out this morning. Don't slander her. It's like, bro, you bought her into this. Nobody knew who she was. Nobody knew who she was. Nobody cared. You cheated on your wife.

And instead of being a man and holding yourself accountable and taking full responsibility, you did what narcissists do. And that's deflect. Look, this is my. My wife. My wife is just here and she's fine with it. My beautiful queen. Like, man, stop, King. And she looked at him like. And he holds her hand making sure she like agree with everything he said.

It's bad and it's very misleading. And it's just like. And it was a joke when he did that video. What you were talking about when he did the reaction to his own video. That was a joke. That's textbook narcissism. The guys, it was actually impressive. He spoke in third person for like eight minutes. I literally had to follow it and try to figure out who he was talking. talking about. He was talking about himself. He was like, and Derek Jackson is this. And Derek Jackson held himself accountable. And Derek Jackson is giving great advice to people. I say, yo, this dude is a level of narcissism that maybe can't be cured. I've talked to my therapist about narcissism.

My therapists don't think narcissism can be cured. Mm. Hmm. It's a sickness. It's a sickness. It's a sickness. And when you talk, see, people don't understand why narcissists talk about themselves in third person like that. It's because they're distancing themselves from their bullshit. Yeah. That wasn't me. Yeah. It wasn't.

That's basically what you're saying. You're acting like you're holding yourself accountable, but you're really not. You're distancing yourself from your bullshit. And you're talking about yourself like you're another individual who doesn't have to deal with the shit that you're fucking discussing. I don't. Yeah, man. Well, I'm glad he's not a cancer. I've never been.

I just, I couldn't be that full of shit shows. I'm going to be honest with you. I couldn't get on this podcast. Oh, no. He says he's a can. And no, he's not. It says July 20th He's like right on the cusp of cancer

He is a cancer if he's July 20th then I thought when did the cancer end? 22nd July 22nd I couldn't be that kind of person that could like Like say all of that shit Like really go in on motherfuckers about Certain shit

And then be doing that shit I couldn't be that type of person I couldn't be that full of shit Like the way my anxiety is Just the way I am as a human I couldn't show up in the world like that bro Like I would now feel confident in anything I'm saying.

I could never sit in my car like him and do those videos. I can't believe him. Knowing that I'm fucking around like that. I could never do it. How can I fix myself to be like, you ain't shit because you cheat. Oh, what's up, baby?

I'll be older than a cent. Isn't that, like, he knows how full of shit he is, that he got to leave his own house to go to his car to lie? Like, you don't want that shit in your house? You know he wants to do that from the comfort of his home

and his living room, but his girl going to look at him and she's going to know that he smells like the last Latin girl that he smashed. And she's going to be like, if you don't shut your ass up, go out to your car with your little split screen and lie your ass off over there. And where does he go from here? I mean, here's the thing. He's going to have his cult following. He's going to have his supporters because people don't want to admit that they were dumb in that moment.

Yeah. You see all these figures. You see all these cold figures that don't want to admit they're dumb. And he's the perfect type of cold figure because he tells you what you want to hear. He tells you every feeling you have is right. He tells you how you are being disrespected is 100% true. So why wouldn't you want to keep believing that shit? It's no different than horoscopes.

It's no different than like those. Pastors. Pastors do that. You know what I mean? Pastors got caught smashing the missionary in the church. And everybody still ended up going to because he did preach a good word. He was just weak. It's different with pastors, though. And I'll tell you why it's different with pastors.

They didn't lie like this. Yes. A pastor is a human being who fell short. The flesh is weak. They tell us this all the time. The difference between pastors and Derek Jackson. Derek Jackson was straight up saying, if you do X, Y, and Z, meaning cheat, cheat and cheat,

there's no sympathy for you. We don't have no empathy for you. You ain't shit. He said that. So I'm going off your words, Derek. Since you like to talk in third person, I'm going off your words. Based off your logic, you ain't shit,

and you don't deserve no sympathy or no forgiveness. Based off your logic, Your logic, Derek. Yeah. You know what it is? It's like a pastor admits that he's human and that he's going to fail just like all humans. Derek isn't being a pastor. He's saying he's Jesus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? He's not saying. Yeah. What's that? No, I say he's so perfect. Exactly. Yeah.

Yeah. Exactly, bro. Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you, though. I don't know if, um, I don't know if there's a lane for him after this. I just, I'm being, I just don't, I don't think so. I mean, of course, people get over things, but this is so blatant. This is so blatant that I don't think there's a lane for him after this.

Like, I just don't see it. I personally don't see it for him. I don't see how anybody that's a sound mind can continue to listen to anything he has to say about relationships or otherwise, because the guy is just a liar. And let's be clear, he got caught this weekend, right? I think, I think Tasha K did an interview with the young lady who put him out, put him out there. The first video he did respond to that, he lied. What do you say? Yeah, he lied.

He said, he said, he said, what do you say? We didn't have sex. Yeah, we had sexual relations, but we didn't have sex or some shit like that. Bill Clinton's shit. Yes. It's like, all this trick in a book. We smoke cigars together. All right.

Yeah, we fuck. I didn't nut. Like, whatever the fuck was. That's my line. But it's just like, yo, his first reaction was to lie. It was to lie. And then come back and deflect with your wife. He's used to lying.

Look how much she's lied all the time. So that's his first thing to do. Bringing your wife on is despicable. Despicable, bro. Especially if she wasn't part of the story. If she was part of the story, I would totally understand. If she was part of the story, if the story was about her in any way, I get it. She had nothing to do with it.

Yeah, man. That's his wife. Oh, what? How many men get cheated on? Are you here about infidelity and adultery? We don't see these people's wives? About what? It's about him.

Why are you putting your wife through this so you could be forgiven? Like, if your wife forgives you, that's all you need to know. You don't need to show the whole internet that your wife forgives you unless the internet is what you care about and not your wife. You just said it. That's it. He cares more about what the internet thinks than he does about the well-being of his queen. Yeah.

It's really just that simple. That's it. He's trying to save himself. He literally used her like a goddamn human shield. Like, Nino Brown held that kid up in New Jack City. And he did, you take these bullets. That's what he did. And now she's getting slandered 100 miles per hour.

And I don't care how much God you believe in. I don't care how much Jesus you believe in. I don't care how much you think you got that whole armor of God on. If you're not used to this social media shit and people are slandering the fuck out of you like they're doing her, I know that shit is impacting her. That's why she's sitting on the Instagram right now with camouflage on and a goddamn bonnet beret

talking about motherfucking she's ready for war. Oh, you're not. You're not ready for that shit. No, you're not ready. You're not ready at all. And you know how the internet is shows. The more you feed that monster, you're giving us, you've been giving us 72 hours of content.

longer. Now you're with a beret. Now you're with a beret. Oh, that is a beret. Wait a minute. There's something new? What's her Instagram? Bro, she's on the shade room. Everyone's laughing at her still. I feel sorry for her, man.

And she thinks she can beat the internet. There is nobody on this earth except for one person. And that's the greatest white man of all time, Tom Brady, who beat the motherfucking internet. I thought you's going to say Michael Jackson. No.

No, nobody has ever beaten the internet, but she is not used to it. So she's on there steady explaining. She's grabbing her beret. She's clutching her pearls. And she thinks that she's going to change the tide of what people are saying about her on the internet because she keeps talking about it. This is sad. And Derek, you did that to her. Yeah.

I'm not seeing the phone is that. It's on the shade room. It's like the fourth post. Who saxophone is that? God, look like you fucking do a fucking saxophone, digger. This is sad, man. This is sad. I'm sad.

Oh, my God, I got it. Oh, this is hilarious. Well, why did she dress up, though? Like, that is... Oh, this is hilarious. She looks crazy. Oh, my God. Yo, you know what her name is?

What? Her name is Denia. She's been denying a whole lot. Deny Jackson. Deny Jackson. What a question. Deny Jackson. She needs to deny Jackson.

This is great, bro, this is not real. Your name can't be denia. Your name cannot be denier. Has anybody posted Action Jackson under these comments yet? I haven't seen it. This is fucked up, Derek. You caused it. That poor queen is getting slanted 100 miles per hour because of you.

Why she by herself anyway? Where he at? Man. He's after the camera. He's in the car. He in the car doing his video. Listen, a man's job is to protect and provide.

Period. You are not protecting your queen right now, King. You sent her out there to the wolves and you should be ashamed to yourself, Derek Jackson. And you know,

listen, Derek is going at me. Derek going at Duval. He's going at Gilly the King. I saw him going at my man, Isaac Hayes III. I didn't even realize he went at all of them.

I saw Gilly reposted the video when he went at him. I feel bad because I took the bait. Yeah. I didn't know that was your thing. It was all a schick this whole time.

The whole time. Yeah. This whole time is a shtick. You know in high school when the guy's always telling all the girls and they end up smashing the girl because he told him like, oh, he's cheating on you. I heard it in the football practice. And you know a million guys like that.

You know the guy that's like, okay, the crew, the crew doesn't been with this girl or been with these girls. And then here go this guy. Yo, you know, you know, these guys, all they do is talk about you. You know what I mean? You're better than that, yada, yada. And you're like, bro, you can fuck too. You don't got to do all this.

What's the point? and you ain't really trying to save her smooth operator You ain't even trying to save her You just trying to take another route But you want to do the same thing With this young lady that all the rest of us But he's hurt her feelings

Girls know we come at them Or whatever the case may be It's like they get it, they understand He's making them think that I love you All these lies to these girls What the fuck is wrong with you lying in these girls boy? Bro I sincerely don't get it

I'm actually over it I gave him donkey the day yesterday because we're recording this on Wednesday but it's Thursday now I gave him donkey the day yesterday I didn't even know I was going to give him 13 minutes gave him 13 minutes I didn't even know you know what I'm saying I don't I don't even have nothing else to say about this other than I would rather be a honest sinner than a lying hypocrite man I can't live with myself if I know that I'm just out here being straight up hypocritical I get on podcasts I get on a breakfast club and I tell people that I haven't cheated since October 2016 you know why I'm

because I haven't cheated since October 2016. And I'm proud of my motherfucking self. I'm proud of myself, too. Okay, people get on Instagram and they get on social media, they be like, that is nothing to be bragging about. Shit. You ain't got a dick. You don't know our life.

You don't know what I like. You have no idea. You have no idea. Very proud. I used to be in awe of Andrew. Andrew Schultz and my man, Paul Ritchie. Because they were the two men in my life that I knew who were faithful to their women.

They're both white. I don't give a fuck what they are. Amanda got a dick. It's a hard. You don't think it's hot for girls, though? What do you mean? Y, y'all smart, though. I'm not having a discount ticket to be white.

Taylor, Taylor, nobody asks. You see? We're not talking about you right now. Why? Why should make this about her? I didn't make it about her. This is a little trauma. Okay.

Girl's name is Denier. How is her name Denia? Y'all, I can't believe her name is Denia. That's crazy. Denia Jackson. Nia is funny. I didn't know her name. Denia funny is.

I don't think you're saying it right. I don't think that's a really good name. We may not be saying it right, but just the way God wants us to say. It's perfect. God told us to tell her. How would you say it's spelled this way? D-A-N-A-A-I-A. Denia.

Denia. Denia. And I can't read it. That says deny. I'm just trying to remember how he said in the video, that's all. I hate how he spells his last name, too. I'm just, that's what I'm trying to remember. She said this denial reporting for duty, sir.

Stop, Theo. I got you back. And by the way, I'm going to tell you, and this is my advice for Derek, too, go quiet. Go radio silent. And the reason you need to go radio silent, because the more you talk, the more you reveal how much of a narcissist you are. He likes attention. But that's what narcissists do.

Narcists love the attention, right? So he should go quiet, but I'm going to tell you what he's going to do because he's already done everything else. He's already projected, right? So he said all of these things about men and how men ain't shit when they cheat. That's because he's projecting. That's what narcissists do. He's projecting his bullshit on the other people, right?

And he's deflected by trying to talk about John Gray and talking about, you know, his wife and, and, you know, speaking about himself and third person, the next thing he's going to do is attack. watch that's what I'm talking about other people he's gonna start trying to go in on other people but it's like you already did that

that's why you're in the situation you're in now that's why people are fucking with you so hard now because you've been attacking for years and years and years you haven't ever tried to see what somebody else is coming from you've had no understanding your sympathy you said it yourself you don't give nobody no sympathy

and now those goddamn chickens have come home to roost on them big ass shoulders of yours motherfucker Straight up. And I just, like, listen, I salute to him. I truly wish him the best. I don't know what you can do for narcissism. I really don't know.

I don't know if narcissists is something that you can truly deal with. But I just, I don't have no remorse for the brother, man. I don't have no sympathy for the brother, man. I'm watching a person get exactly what they deserve. Yes. And they earned it. Nine signs and symptoms of narcissism. vulnerability to life transitions

chronic feelings of emptiness and boredom difficulty with attachment and dependency identity disturbance lack of empathy superficial and exploitive relationships excessive need for admiration grandiosity exaggerated sense of self-importance what's crazy about this I've never seen any of these websites

report on Derek Jackson so something like this will actually gas him up and make him feel like he's larger than what he actually is what he doesn't realize social media is not not social media these blog sites aren't responding to

Derek Jackson and his standing in society they're responding to the reaction on social media. Social media is talking about it so much and social media has made it so big that these outlets feel like man we got a report on this shit we're missing something this motherfucker here must really

got a name out here in this social media your world. So they're just running with whatever the hot story is for the moment. So please don't think this is about you, Derek. And Andrew, he has even a video about how to be aware of a narcissist. Of a narcissist. I've never seen anything like this.

Ever. Why you think his wife is not wiling out on him, not beating his ass and not trying to fuck him up? She's a religious woman. What? He's talking about. He's praying over him, man. All these religious women, I know, I grew up in the church. They would beat the shit out of this man.

They chased that man out of church. We got hit with fans and tambourines. You're crazy. She's doing that. She's praying over him, throwing holy water, speaking in tongue, all types of stupid stuff. And he's sitting there acting like he's affecting him. Like, uh, uh, uh, uh, big ass shit. I'm telling you that's what happened.

I'm telling you that's what he's doing. He's going to go to church and get the holy ghost. You fake crying. And they're going to film that shit too. I can't believe myself. Oh, but you got to order. That's what's next. You know that's what's next.

He's going to go to church. They're going to go to church. They're going to be crying. Talk about please forgive me. which everybody has to. And like Andrew said earlier, the shit that he would say it was all true.

Everything he was saying was a don't cheating and your girl. I mean, yeah, but the problem with him was there was no other side to it. He never had any empathy.

He never tried to see anybody else's side, which is a classic example in narcissism. He never, he mischaracterized people. You know what I'm saying? That part, fuck you.

That's the part I don't like. But the other part you were saying that was true, don't cheat on your girl, be good to your queen, your wife and stuff like that. That's how you get your clothes in clothes washing.

that's how you get your food. Because by the way, we've been we don't be going in on nobody for cheating. Nah. I might laugh at you for getting caught. Nah. But I stay out your way. And by the way, they're not going in on you for cheating, Derek.

They're going in on you because you're full of shit. You're a liar. I'll be honest with you. We don't go in on people for cheating, but we do celebrate people who are faithful, bro. Like, I was at this little meeting the other day, right? And I was with this guy who, uh, one of the guys happened to be from Norway,

and he was in America, but his wife was in Norway. And I, you know, I was fucking around with him. I was like, yes, you cheat or whatever? He's like, nah, nah, man, I don't cheat. And I was like, wait, man, are you religious? And he goes, nah, nah, not a religious person. I was like, hold on, you being faithful for you?

No consequences from God? Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, it's one thing to be faithful to go to heaven. It's another thing to be faithful just because you want to be faithful to that person. and I've really admired that. I was like, yo, that is really cool. At this point in my life, I'm that person.

And you know why I'm that person? Me too. Because I don't want to embarrass my woman the way Derek Jackson is embarrassing. Yeah. I never do that to my mom. I don't want to cause my woman that kind of pain. When I stopped cheating five years ago,

it was because I realized I was running the risk of doing to my family what I saw my father do to our family. Oh, wow, wow. You know what I'm saying? When my mom was in that room listening to Lauren Hill, X Factor over and over and over and I'm thinking oh she's just cool like no she was in pain

you know what I mean and when I look at the impact it had on somebody like my little sister I'm like I'm not doing that to my family and it's not worth it at the end of the day it's not worth it you know what I mean and I tell you this over and over my life has been amazing since I made that commitment you know why because the universe is watching baby whatever you want to call it God the universe

the universe is like okay he really really really is about that shit he's kicking. You know what I mean? Ready to receive it. What did you say? Ready to receive it. That's right. That's right.

I love it like when someone texts my phone and my girl's like, who's that? I'd be like, why don't you look? Don't you. I can get my girl my phone and everything. That's a motherfucker. Go take my phone. Yeah, that's hot.

Why don't you look through that phone? Yeah, how about look through the pictures, baby? Yo, yeah. Yo, that actually is a great feeling. It is, though. Let's stay here for a minute. The best. I'm in the gym Sunday.

I'm working out and I'm downstairs. My phone is upstairs, right? And so my wife has to come all the way downstairs. Like, yo, hold on. You hear this? My wife got to come all the way down. It's a lot of stairs. You know what I mean?

It's multiple stairs. This is what happens when you've got to pick out. That is, I didn't know. Whatever. You had to come downstairs, right? So she comes downstairs to the gym. to the gym. She could have taken the elevator.

She decided to take the stairs. It is what it is. I didn't get the house with the elevator. I thought that would be too much. They did ask if I wanted to see the house with the elevator. I didn't want that's too. So, and so she came downstairs and she was like, yo, you got to go pick your daughter up, whatever, whatever,

because she was calling. She was like, you don't have your phone on you. I said, no, my phone's upstairs. Oh, they have my phone with me in the gym. I left my girl, my phone. You got to love it. That's a great feeling. You got to love it.

I left that shit in the car with her. And I went in the house, and I didn't even think nothing of it. Don't care. Don't care. Friday nights, if I feel like going upstairs and just going to sleep, I might leave my phone in the other room.

It's just sitting there on the table. I don't care because I'm disconnecting anyway. What about this one? What about this one? Hey, babe, can you call the Uber? Oh. Or look shutting up for me and don't have to look twice. Or showing a meme and don't have to put your phone on an airplane more.

Or you're showing me. Or turn like this, me like this. Look, baby. So you can see. So if something comes from, through real quick. Man, I love it, man. I love it.

Show the meme so you don't got to put your phone on. That's right. It's fucking hysterical. You never did that? Hold on. Let me show you this meme real quick. Hold on. I'm trying to find it.

Meanwhile, I'm going to sentence. Yeah, play mall. Get the fuck out of here. Yeah, not coming here. This is the only bad habit I still got putting it down, putting it down like that. Ladies, y'all need to notice. Just because a man puts this face down like that, that don't mean anything. That's just a habit.

That's just a habit. You know why? You know why I put it. put it down like that so it doesn't distract me from my time with you. Ooh, that's a fact. Good job. Because real talk, think about it, you getting all these texts that are coming in. It could be business.

It could be whatever. And now you look at your phone every few minutes. That's right. Put it down. Now you don't see it. I don't even think that's a cheating thing. I really think I just don't want to be distracted by my phone while we're having dinner or whatever. What's so interesting about this conversation, Taylor's young and, you know,

her boyfriend is young. So she's still going through that fuck shit. You know what I'm saying? No, I'm not. Stuff we're talking is a foreign language. He don't leave his phone just laying around. Yes, he does. You're a liar.

Yeah. I don't believe you. I don't believe you. What's his past code? You can look through it? No, I don't need to go look at me. What's his pass code? What's his past code?

Because you don't want to know what you're about to find out. He should have it to you. But if I trust him, why would I even have what? That's another good flex too when you just be like, yo, unlock this for me. You give it a phone and you like, she's like, in the phone is like, I'm like, yo, you know the past code. If you don't know, you just throw it out to her.

Woo. Yup. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't believe you. I wouldn't even give him my pass code, though. Because there's no trust between you. Y'all young, y'all gonna get it. Mine got all my shit.

Listen, and I'm gonna tell you this right now. Everybody got your shit. Your shit is 0-1, 2, 3, 4. 5, 6. Everybody is so easy. Everybody knows what I said. I got a hot number. But that laptop is dangerous, though.

I was. I was. That's why I got, I'm all my guy rid up. Like, all my text messages that come through, it goes on my girls' on laptop, ladies, and everybody else is in the night. I'm naked pictures because she see that shit. My DMs, all them naked pictures, my baby see them.

Because I'm not married yet. So a lot of girls still have you sent me in a movie. Yeah, but why would you? I want to know. I like it. Listen. I just wouldn't want to be in a relationship like that. I'm not only telling me a girl.

I'm not a lot of honest one. I want to, but I'm just saying she has to look, watch, like look at it though. No, she doesn't. She don't have to. But she knows that you're a whore though, right? So she's making sure and she's trying to cure her own stuff. Do you remember who I was? Exactly.

I know. So would you have me underlots? you. Well, listen, she took the chance to, and that's why she got me in the lock. Okay, but that's good. I'm just saying I wouldn't want to have to feel like, like, I just wouldn't want that. That's why she's happy. Okay.

I'm not even trying to say. I wouldn't want that. She's good. All I know is, it's a beautiful feeling when your wife trusts you. Yes. You know what I'm saying? Because the same way women know when you out here doing some bullshit, they know when you're not. And it's a beautiful feeling when you're a woman trust you.

And I would not ruin. that distrust for the world. See, sometimes you just got to ignore, bro. Sometimes you're into DMs, you know, the other DMs, the ones that Instagram don't even want you to see. Yeah. What's the other ones? The D-D-D-Ms.

What's the D-D-Ms? You know what I mean? And you see a tiny little avie, tiny little avie girl look fine. You know what I mean? You open it up and it could be a picture that you sent. And then she's like, do you want it? Instagram goes, would you like to allow pictures from this account? And you got to tell yourself, you got to be like, nah.

I would not like that. I know what photos mean. If it's just a photo, I know what that means. I ain't going to look at it. By the way, my wife know what I like. My wife know what I like. And she's not worried about what I like. Because I like old to women.

If I was still out here in these streets. And they don't know how to use Instagram. If I was still out here in these streets, Leonard McKelvie, I would be dating women over 60. Dites. Come on, bro. stop that. I'm trying, I'm not even lying to you. They don't care about hips at all. Like, you go fuck the hips up.

Bro, Stephanie Mills, shock a con. Stop it. I've been telling y'all about Patty LaBelle for years. Thelma from Good Times. Bernadette, Bernadette, Stanis. Angel Bassett. What's her name? Angela Bassett. Yo, these are somebody moms and grandmoms, man.

Man, I'm telling you, well, take a need in. Because this, I'm good. Hey, I'm this. Charlemagne. Yes. Charlemagne. How long we known each other? A long time. long time right yeah did i know you back when you were sinning i was that's when i was a different human and by and by the way i didn't see a lot of grandmas around no i'm not going to say this a new thing but go ahead and listen by the way if you if you did you didn't think nothing of it yeah all right

yeah all right yeah all right you know charl is mad funny he's like i don't know how that dare Jackson guy could just go on and say something. It's a blatant. Motherfucker. Two guys had known him over a decade. I was talking about. I was like 60-year-old. No.

Patty LaBelle's always been on my list, though. That's a fact. You've had a couple old joints on your list. I'll give you that. Patty LaBelle's son called into the radio station in Philly one time I wanted to beat my ass. Bro, stop talking about my motherfucking mama like that, man. And that's when I was arrogant and egotistical.

I was like, it ain't my fault you a mama fine. So it's my fault your mama fine. It's my fault. That man did not like that. But listen. But she beautiful. But I'm serious. And maybe it's just me and my old age.

I don't know. Maybe it's because I got molested by an older woman when I was young. If I was out there in these trees. She wasn't that old, bro. I was eight. She was in her 20s. That's nowhere 60. You know what 60 smell like?

I'm 42. You know, stop. A 60 old don't sound like the 20-year-old. Stop, man. What are you talking about, man? All right, you're right. I don't know I just said that. Come on, man.

I'm sorry. 60s are nice. Yeah. They smile like church ladies. That's it. 60 is beautiful, man. Listen, when we're not looking at Queen of Four the other day, I thought, man,

Queen of Four is a beautiful woman, man. God bless it for that age. I think Charlemagne got some sort of fucking podcast deal with the Oxygen Network. I don't know what it has happened. Bats. A bunch of eyes. I was behind this whole shit that he's spent right now. Maybe women are 16, the only one who still read books, but I'm not believing nothing has come out of his mouth.

You're like, yo, you executive producing the reboot of the Golden Girls or something, bro. What the fuck is going on here? Are you doing the black version of the Golden Girls with Loonow some more? I got to do something with Linole tonight. No, but no, seriously, I do older women, older women of where it's at right now, but that's what you want. If I was in these streets, it would definitely be all about the older women, bro. 60 and up, bro. I'm telling you, y'all, y'all sleeping, man.

Pay attention to these 60 and up women, man. Nope. I'm telling you. What you mean? If I was in these streets up here, I'd be after Carlo. Okay, so 50 and up? Nah. Nah.

How old is she, though? Like 50-something years old. Well, see, that's different. You don't get a Hollyberry and burglows every day. Angela Bassett? Angela Bassett. You don't get that every day. Jennifer Lopez.

These are the outliers. The reason that they're beautiful is because they don't look their age. He don't even know Jayloor 52. But no, that's what I'm saying. Shost the aging is different now. It's just like 40-year-olds don't look like 40 no more. No, no. Rich people don't age.

That's what that is. It's not aging. Botox and fillers. Yeah. A regular 50-year-old person have been working a Home Depot their whole life. Fucking 50. Well, guys, I'm sorry if I respect my eldest in your tones. Yeah, respect them.

You're not to mash them. I have not objectifying. They got a bunch of peppermints in their purse looking. Come here. That's right. Old and beautiful. I heard what. you said about me, Shala, on the podcast.

Older women love me too. Why you think? Them dad jokes. Them dad jokes be hitting with old the women, bro. Oh, yeah? What are you going with? What's your opener? What's your opener?

What's your opener, dad jokes? What's up, young lady? Or you be talking to them and they say something, they'd be like, man, knock it off. You're only 35. Yeah. You a baby. Or this one?

What about this one? You a baby. What about this one? What about this one? What about that? when they're with their daughter or their son, you'd be like, oh, is that your brother? That's your sister?

That's your sister? Yeah, that's a good one. No, that's a good one. They love that. That's a good one. Listen, salute to all the older women out there. I love y'all. Let's pay some bills, man.

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Pre-order now. But Dr. Umar. Undeniable entertainment value. He is The Black Alex Jones. That's high praise, bro. I'm telling you, dude. No, that's a high bar. I mean, Alex, Alex is up

there, bro. Alex has accomplished a lot. Like, Alex has had a lot of success. Yes. I don't know if Dr. Umar has yet. has yet to have that type of success. Let me take that back. But I see what you're saying, though. That's not...

Yeah. In terms of... I'm just talking about in terms of, like, pure entertainment value while they're talking. And he's not even trying to be. That's what makes it so good, man. Trying to be serious. That's the funny part.

That's the funniest shit, bro. Bro, it's one of those things that I learned. I learned it from Alex. I learned it from Umar. I've learned it for a few other people that, like, people enjoy entertainment, and they're willing to... a sacrifice a bit of truth, a bit of, let's say even like, I don't want to say morality per se,

but like they'll let their moral convictions waver a little bit because entertainment is so fucking value, valuable, they don't want to lose that entertainment. Like people will always forgive the person that continues to be entertaining through and through. They might be a little upset in the beginning, but if as long as they come with more entertainment, they're going to keep watching. By the way, Dr. Oz, I mean, that's the Dr. Oz. Dr. Umar don't even know how entertaining he is because it's TikTok that's making him entertaining.

Oh, TikTok is taking these videos and editing them. I'm like, I posted this one the other day. The little boy was in the car and the little boy was just like, me just calmly letting white pedestrians cross the street. And then you hear, you see somebody creep into the, he turns and looks and somebody creeps into the frame. And there's Dr. Umar just staring. And then the Undertaker Bell plays, oh my God, man. You can't listen, Dr. Umah's just too good. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I know people got their feelings about Dr. Umar, but, you know, as shows just so eloquently explained, I'm entertained. If you look at it as entertainment, if you just look at it as pure entertainment and not fact, you can't deny how funny it is. It's unbelievably funny. You can't, bro. Like when he's going through all the donations, donations.

Donations. No nations. Donation. You gave $5? You could have gave $10. You could have gave $10. Who's going to give the African pay? Who going to give the Pan African Prince some pussy?

No. No, he's never said that. I'm not saying that. No, he never said. But he's going to be by queen. Who's going to sit on the throne as a moon to with the Pan African Prince? Like Dr. Umar's amazed. I'm bringing Dr. Umar back on the breakfast club soon.

You got to. You got to. Ask him about Corona. Who started it? Whoa. Look at the word corona. What is the C? C.

Caucasian. Oh, you know. No, somebody just sent me a funny doctor. Umarmy. I ain't posted yet.

I'm about to post it. This shit says, hold on. This shit says, why doesn't Batman kill his villains? Why? Because Blackgate and the Arkham are for profit prisons. He's protecting his investment.

Stay woke. It's like, man. Man, that shit is too funny, man. You got to do something for him and wear him. No, you got to. Yeah, you got to. You got to. You got to.

Listen, we was talking about reparations last week. You saw the city of Evanston, Illinois, will be the first city in the U.S. to offer reparations to black residents. Whoa! Yeah, this week, the city council approved the plan to pay qualifying households, $25,000 towards home repairs or a down payment on property. I haven't read too deep into it because I would like to know what qualifying households means. but are the payments will go to residents? Are there direct descendants who face housing discrimination in the city between 1919 and

1969? That's what we're... Dude, sorry to interrupt, but that's what we were talking about, how the post-slavery legislation that oppressed black people is the best argument for reparations because it actually was government-en-forced stifling of economic growth. And if that same government is willing to assist those people or the ancestor, the people that are effective, I think that's completely reasonable. And who could push back against it?

What white person could push back against the idea of writing something that was 100% economic limitation? I'm sure there's some white people who stormed the Capitol on January 6 who could probably find a reason. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. But the city plans to pay out over $10 million over the next 10 years.

In the words of Dr. Uemar, you gave 10, you could have gave 20. Yeah. Okay. And it's going to be funded by a combination of donations, donations, donations. Donations. And a 3% tax on sales of recreational marijuana. I'm not mad at it. It's a start.

You know what I mean? I mean, like to me, this is the city of Evanston, Illinois, dealing with its own things. I'm not mad at it. Imagine you put a tax on marijuana that went back to the communities that were most affected by imprisoning people for marijuana violations. That's what that was happening. Yeah, that's one of the things that's happened in. But Killer Mike, that's been Killer Mike's whole thing for the longest.

But Killer Mike feels like that should be in regards to the war on drugs. He said it should be war on drugs reparations. To your point. I like it. Yeah, yeah, that's what Killer Mike says. He said it should be slave reparations and war on drug reparations. I like the nuanced take on reparations. I think that like the overall look for most people,

obviously you're somebody who's like read a lot about it. You've had conversations with people who've devoted a lot of time about it. So you're super nuanced. But I think the average person, especially average white person, just goes, well, I got to pay black people. My family got here in 1930. What do I have to do with it? But when you start to understand like how it's going to be paid back and for what exactly,

it becomes so much more digestible, man. It's really interesting to see. Yeah, I can't wait to see who follows suit. I guess we're in shit you won't care about. next week. What do you think about Trump launching his own social media platform? And do you already have your page shows? I'm an administrator. So it's going to be part of my job is to get people over to the platform and like bring people over to the platform. Say again? Taylor's just talking. No, I put that into positively brilliant and that shit we don't care about.

Yeah, but we can remix it too. Yeah, we're doing a little remix, babe. It's all good. You know what I mean? go find a berate to put on. Just sit there. Just sit there, okay? Just sit there. All right. That's why you need a nice Christian woman. Christian women would never interrupt.

All right. Understands the game. She's busy playing the saxophone. She don't know what the fuck is going on. This is a perfect. These Muslim Johns from Philly? Boy. These Muslim Johns from Philly?

Boy. Listen, Trump's platform going to rip, though. Bro, you know who can't wait for Trump's platform? Candace Owens. You know, not only Candace Owens, but all these media companies that are tanking because Trump's not around for them to rally against. Yeah. CNN down 45%.

MSNBC down 26%. Everybody, any Fox News is also down. Like, everybody is down in a major way because they don't have Trump to rally against. It's pretty interesting. It's no threat. It's no threat. Yeah. It's no threat.

Nothing brings people together like a third. threat. You know what I mean? It's a reason why, you know, when it bleeds, it leads. You know what I'm saying? The news had a threat every single day. Literally. No, literally every single waking moment of the day. It was going to be a tweet. It was going to be a and it's so funny because I hear all of these broadcasts to say things like, oh, it feels so good to, you know, not wake up in a world where you got to worry about what the president is tweeting. Lies. You're lying. You care. You need that. You care. You care. You absolutely positively. care. And what's crazy is, you know, watching the hypocrisy of this administration, especially in regards to what's going on currently at the border, you know what I mean? If one of you news networks, just one of y'all, MSNBC, CNN, Fox, if you show just a little bit of

objectivity, just a little bit, if you were able to say, fuck a party, fuck what an ideology is, just call it right down the middle and talk about the hypocrisy that is going on right now in regards to the border and how Biden is handling and how people gave Trump hell. Even if you just simply said, hey, man, you know, hate to say it. I think Trump handled things a little bit better at the border. I don't know. What is happening at the border? I don't understand. Well, right now it's this whole thing where it's an influx of people coming, which you had to expect what's going to happen because, you know, Joe Biden said during the debates that they, they welcome.

You're basically, you're all welcome, you know. We're talking about Canadians? No, this is the Mexican border crazy. Oh, oh, oh, oh. The U.S. Mexico border crisis. The wall? I don't think they built it the way Trump wanted them to build it, but they did build some of it. And I mean, people are basically saying that the country.

conditions at the border are the same, you know, they're using different language, right? Like, you know, Trump separated families. Trump separated families, but I mean, Biden is, I would say he's separating families too, but they're saying that it's unaccompanied minors. You know what I mean? So they're sending other people back and keeping the unaccompanied minors. They gave $86 million to ice to create these hotel-like conditions for the unaccompanied minors to be in.

I'm just trying to figure out what are they doing? What are they going to do with these kids? Why do they need hotels? Like, do we put art? It's illegal. Okay, unless you have like proof of asylum or something like that, it's illegal to to cross the border, right? You need that's not a legal thing to do. You're breaking the law.

It's just weird that we would show more grace to people from other countries that are breaking the law here than we would show to Americans that break the law. Like if you're if you're speeding, for example, right? They don't take you and put you in a hotel, right? They put you in jail. Like we put our own people in jail for things all the time. Now I'm not talking about people who are, you know, seeking asylum because they're targeted by these cartels or blah, blah, blah. I'm just talking to the person who's obviously trying to come to America illegally and work in America. I don't understand why he has to be putting in a hotel.

I don't know, man. I think it's messed up that you all of a sudden can pull. $86 million, you know, to give the ice to create these hotel-like environments, but you got homeless veterans on the streets of America. Same. You got homeless veterans holding up cardboard signs that have actually fought for this country that would love to get some room and board. I've been saying forever, veterans that went to fight for this country should get free room

in board. They should get a stipend every month. They should have to pay no bills. They should get free health care, the pest health care, too. They should get access to all of that. Like there's no reason for somebody that fought for this country sitting somewhere with no legs holding up a sign begging for change. You know what I mean? But you got $86 million to give to ICE to build hotel like conditions for, you know.

Lieutenant Dan. Immigrants. Like, God bless. God bless. Breaking the law. Like, they know that it's breaking the law. Listen, God bless those immigrants. You know what I'm saying?

I wish all humans the best. But God damn, bro. You know what I mean? I can, it's kind of hard when you see. see them getting 80 when you see 86 million dollars going to ice and you know it's not even going to those kids ice is ice is a government organization so technically they kind of just paying back them fucking selves also are my seeing this wrong am i no no you're right but keep keep in also it's not like it's only kids coming like i think that's another illusion that they're trying

to rap in is it's like every person that comes from south america or central america right that it's illegally immigrating here is also bringing their children i bet you the vast minority that are coming or bringing their children. I bet you the vast majority are just coming for themselves. And it just seems odd that if they're knowingly entering the country illegally and breaking the law, that we would give more grace to them than when Americans knowingly break the law. That just seems a little bit odd to me. Yeah. And, and, you know, they're kind of getting in the way of the people who are doing it the right way. You know what I'm saying? Who are trying to getting this country the right way.

I read this. Who are they, though? The Mexicans? Yeah. It's the U.S. Mexican, Guatemalan, a Salvadorian. Like, there's the Central American people who are trying to leave oftentimes horrific conditions.

Don't get me wrong. Like, I completely understand the reason for coming here, right? And I would love if we could create a more robust way to let these people come legally into the country, which they would absolutely take advantage of if they had the ability to 100%. it's difficult though because a lot of the people that need to come here because they're leaving these horrific conditions don't exactly have a fucking Apple laptop at home where they could pop onto the computer and sign up their immigration form you know they might not even have a fucking passport from their country what you just said Schultz is is what it's kind of what I'm talking about right it's like you said it's difficult clearly there's no easy solution right to this U.S.-Mexico border policy Barack Obama didn't get it right Obama deported more people than any goddamn president ever, right? Right.

So he couldn't get it right. Trump didn't get it right. Joe Biden's not getting it right. Clearly, it's no easy solution. But depending on who's in charge, the media will act like one is worse than the other. I read this LA Times article, the headline, Biden promised change at the border. He's kept Trump's Title 42 policy to close it and cut off asylum. The Biden administration says the Trump era policy known as Title 42, which relies on 1944

public health statute to indefinitely close the border to non-essential travel, remains necessary the limit the spread of the coronavirus. But at the same time, Biden officials say migrants at the sovereign border still can seek protection in the United States or right afforded to them under the U.S. law. Now, there's this one expert of this article that I want to read real quick. When the Trump administration implemented Title 42 lawmakers, including then, Senator of Kamala Harris called it an unconstitutional executive power grab that had no known precedent or clear legal rationale, but that's something that that's a policy that the Biden administration is currently used. I just can't deal with the liberal hypocrisy, man.

That's just all. I can't deal with it. That's all. Both sides are fucking hypocrites, man. But I think what you're describing, I think what you're describing is why so many people gravitated to Trump. and were willing to look past his moral transgressions, right? They were so furious and fed up with maybe liberal media and liberal politicians, the hypocrisy of it, that anybody who is willing to call them out,

they were going to side with. And I'm sure that there's the exact same response from people on the left who were so tired of the right-wing politicians completely ignoring how the NRA was manipulating votes and making guns way too accessible to people who shouldn't have them. And I'm sure they were just furious with that side of politics. So they become maybe an Uber left-wing activist type person or at least supporter. So, yeah, what you're feeling is really fucking natural. You're allowed to feel it.

And I think most people, if they're going to be honest with themselves, they're annoyed with seeing that, like, blatant hypocrisy while also morally grandstanding. It kind of sucks, man. Absolutely. I really think the people that actually is coming. I think they just decoys the ones that are getting court and the other ones that's going on the ground. Because come on, these Mexicans,

you're really sleeping on them thinking they're going to keep getting caught. They've been trying to do this shit for years. They've got all type of shit coming over here. There's no way. The people get in court is supposed to get caught. They decoys, they're going to end up going back. That's interesting. Brilliant idiots jump to shock.

We got wax talking politics, baby. I'm tired. That's interesting, man. You're sleeping. Chris, are we getting this right? Oh, we just brilliant idiot in this right now. I think you're getting it generally right. I mean, look, there's no question that Biden's policies

don't look that much different from Trump's. And I think it's also right that, you know, Trump's policies were, you know, roundly attacked and you don't hear that same sort of noise coming. So I think the hypocrisies accurate. I do think you've got to look at the bigger context of this, though. which is, you know, when we talk about, well, why do these people get the grace or why are they coming here? You got to understand the reason these countries are in horrific conditions is largely due to U.S. intervention in the 80s.

Yeah, it's a great point. There was a lot of, you know, there's something called liberation theology, and I won't get too deep into it. But it was basically like a kind of revolutionary movement through the Catholic Church, but was viewed by a lot of Republicans and Reagan specifically. as having communist influences. And because of that, we came in very, very heavily via the CIA, particularly into countries like

El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, and we kind of wrecked a lot of those countries. So even, what, 40 years later, and you can't lay at all on the CIA, because obviously there's a million things that's happening, but they really tore these countries

apart and they backed a lot of really terrible right-wing juntaes that put all sorts of death squads into place, and it got out of control, and we haven't been able to reel it back in. And I think that Biden is doing one thing. Now, he's saying whether he does it is another thing. But what he's saying is part of his policy is to try to work with places like Guatemala to improve the conditions there. Because look, you know, and this is just my belief, people generally don't want to leave the countries they're born into that they have generations in. It's their homeland.

You're only really trying. Nobody wants to fucking put all their shit into one bag and crawl across a border in the middle of the night and risk getting killed or put into jail. Nobody wants to do that shit. I mean, you know, there's 1% of people who are hustlers and they think they're going to make it rich in the United States. Sure. But the vast majority of people who are doing this are doing it at gunpoint.

They think they have no other choice. So if you can improve the conditions in these countries, I think most people, the vast majority, them stay put because who the hell wants to pack up and leave everybody for the most part wants so america needs to finish what it started in these other countries like really give them the aid and the need now how the hell do you do that 40 years later after you've had 40 years of civil war and corruption and cheating and murders and bad blood i don't know can i say something as an american yeah as an american a black american that bothers me and it bothers me because i know that my people here still haven't gotten their just due.

They haven't gotten their proper footing in this country. How can you go clean up a mess somewhere else when you haven't cleaned up the mess right here in America for me? Wow. It's a legit question, but the fact of the matter is if immigration is a policy that we all care about want to fix, if you don't fix it at the source, it's never going to stop. You have to figure out how to improve conditions in these countries and how the hell you do that I don't know, but to me, that's the key to all of it. Yeah, like you want to improve conditions, but at the same time, you want to exploit

cheap labor, not only here, but over there, the factories that are over there, et cetera. So, you know, people, I guess you could say American policy is kind of stuck. It's like, if you turn Central America into First World countries, you can't exploit them. Right. A lot of people got to cut their own lungs in America now. Exactly. A lot of people got to be dishwashers and restaurants. Not only there, I'm talking about like the factories for Gap.

Like Gap wants to make his clothes cheap. So they have all these maquiladores, they're called. And they're right across the border. And it's like, oh, if this is a first world country, you're going to pay $15 an hour. Then all of a sudden, them clothing prices going skyrocket. And I think we got to be prepared to pay more. And look, I'm in favor of, you know, goods that are produced in the USA. I'm willing to pay more for a sweatshirt or a sneaker or whatever.

I have no problem with that. Especially if it creates more jobs and they put those factories. We need factory jobs in this country. Put those factories in poor and disenfranchised neighborhoods and cities. Yeah, I'm with that. Especially we got to pay for it because people expect more money. I mean, I think, and again, it's not easy. But if there's one thing you can do, and this is especially true of Mexico,

to make these countries improve at the source, we got to end the drug bullshit. They got to legalize drugs all the way. Because so much of what's happening in terms of the violence. in Mexico is all tied into the drug trade. And it's about America. It's about feeding the American drug habit. People like drugs. They like weed.

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I'm watching this video, but these dudes jump somebody at the goddamn Atlanta International Airport. Oh, shit. You just sent this to me. What is this? This shit is crazy. This is the Hartsfield Atlanta International Airport. And they just jumped this dude. And security ain't doing shit.

Oh, they beat the shit out this boy. man. What? Where's it at? Look, man, look right there. It's on shit in. You know, look at this man. You see the guy just shooting them with the, uh,

taser? Oh, my God. Did you see the guy shooting with the taser? Yo, we need to give cops these tasers, bro. Those shit's were effective. Oh, that was a taser that took him out? Yeah. Oh, I thought they jumped them.

It's right there. Oh, no, scroll up. I just saw it. Maybe that wasn't shade room. I don't fucking know. Listen, go back to the shit you won't care about next one. week, man, that shit is scary, bro, because this airport supposed to be safe. The airport, the place that you're supposed to see

one of your ops and be like, I'll get you later. No, no, no. The airport is where you get them because you know they ain't got no gun. You know they ain't got no weapons on. Yeah, but that's a federal charge, though. You really want to get banned for life from the airport? No, but... The FAA will ban you forever. It's either that or no, he might not know if he got a gun on him in the streets. Hey, man. How about mind your business? Which is, but I'm going to get it.

What if I, y'all, I'm not even talking. You know what? Chris Brown and Usher and averse is, battle. I don't know why can I say I don't know why y'all act like Usher Raymond the motherfucking fourth what is the IV? What's that? Is that fourth? Yeah. Usher Raymond the fourth. I don't understand why y'all act like Usher Raymond the fourth's catalog is not fucking massive. Chris Brown is incredible. Chris Brown is a great artist. I actually think Chris Brown dances better than Usher. Charlie, you're asking, you're arguing with younger people that don't know

Usher's catalog. I might be old when I say this, but the only thing larger than Usher Raymond's catalog is the... Lord have mercy. Listen. Allegedly. Allegedly. I saw Duval tweet just now that the only person that can get with Chris Brown

in a versus is R. Kelly. That's so disrespectful, man. Like when you talk about Usher, you're talking about my boo. You're talking about, yeah. You're talking about confessions, nice and slow. You got it bad burn. You remind me. You don't have to call my way.

You make me want to. I don't mind. The abortion clinic anthem, there goes my baby. Okay? DJ got us falling in love, caught up. Oh, M.G. And that's just me just. You throwback off the fucking, that's an album cut with Jada kiss.

Like Usher? Yes, it might be a shot. Well, I went with me. I told you Chris Brown's hits, though. Man, listen, Chris Brown got good records, great records even. But we're talking about classic records that have already stood the test of time. Classic records that have been around for a couple decades already, man. We really live in an out-of-sight, out-of-mind generation.

People are such prisoners of the moment. You don't think Chris Brown has classics, though? I think Chris Brown has a few classic records, but it's a difference between having two or three nuclear bombs and having, like, 15 nuclear bombs. Yeah, dude, I think people really, don't understand until you get into a car and go on a road trip and then just put in Usher and Spotify. And then for an hour or two, you're just listening to only Usher songs with ease.

That's what the verses is for. Come on, bro. There's very few people you could do that with. And as crazy as that shit is with, as crazy as Kanye is, you could just put Kanye in, let it rip. It's totally fine. You're right. I said this morning, we had Timberland and Swiss on this week. I said that there's three people

with pretty untouchable catalogs, right? And I said, Usher's one, Mary J. Blige is the other, Jay Z is the other. I would have to put, Kanye, man, in first four albums, slap different, bro. Different.

Fucking college dropout, late registration, graduation, 808 and heartbreaks. And then my beautiful Doctor Who's Fantasy, them first five, them first five slap different, yo. Kanye will fuck you up in a verse. It's only 20 songs.

Yeah, and if you, and like features, he would feature on cool. songs too. Like you just throw him in Spotify goes, man. It just goes, dude. It's very impressive. Yeah, I just think it's disrespectful

the way y'all do Usher Raymond just because he's older. What do you think it is? Why do you think that Usher isn't looked at as as legendary as someone who's had his success? That's people don't know if they had herpes and not that they're dealing with the guy. Shut up. Alex.

Alex says it's been too long since he had a hit. But still, like, Usher should be the type of guy who's so iconic that he could sell out arenas whenever he wanted to. I think he can still do that. You think? Yeah, I think he can still do that. Just off catalog.

I would go see Usher right now. Usher is a beast, bro. And you're right, we need to start putting more respect on Usher Raymond's fucking name. That's Urshah, bro. But why are not? You guys are forgetting the point.

What's the point? Because the reason why you think that's disrespectful for that Chris Brown, like people are looking at Chris Brown more than Usher, Chris Brown followed Usher or Michael Jackson like his whole career. I don't think it's disrespectful. I just think that, I just think that first of all,

Chris is a formidable opponent. Chris clearly deserves to be in the conversation. I'm just simply telling you that there's a difference between Michael Jordan and LeBron James. Yeah. Regardless of how great LeBron is. We saw the last dance. That's what Usher need a goddamn last dance.

That's what he need. Or we're by Neal and Usher. No. No. Are you serious right now? That who's whacking some good-ass shit, bro. That who's waxed. That who's waxed

or have people saying some wild shit. I said Drake and Chris Brown. I'm not mad at the Battle of the Beach. That's a great versus. That's a great versus. Drake and Chris Brown? Dude, I think Drake is smoking him, bro. No offense to Chris.

But like, Drake is probably smoking any artist in the last decade. It'd have to be specific, right? It'd have to be specific. You'd have to say, Chris Brown versus. R&B Drake. Chris Brown's winning. And it's just R&B records. Because you factor in the rap,

you know, Drake, to me, wins that pretty easily. You know what I'm saying? Who could beat Drake in a versus over the last decade? Hendrick. People don't go with Drake, though. No, no, yeah. You know what? In a versus probably, in a versus last deck future.

Future. Last decade, future and Drake. That would be, if you're talking about, If you're talking about this last decade, 20 songs, Future versus Drake. Because Drake got them slappers. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know if...

Really? I mean, look, I love Future. Remember I came on saying, like, I think he's the most influential rapper of his time. Because there's so many people, he kind of, like, coined a style, and so many people have adopted his style. I just think he's really amazing. But... Can you give me a line? March Madness

I can't I think I like them too but I can't tell you a lie in the future mask off mask off Perkissette Molly Perkison

That's right Mask off Fuck up some commas March madness What is it dirty stoda in the style phone God blessing all the trap is Like yeah

I mean I would In a versus I think Drake would probably Be kindrick Only because the way Versus is set up it's 20 songs verse 20 songs you know Kendrick's music isn't really like

I wouldn't I don't know if it's necessarily versus material so to speak versus you know but I don't know because Ghostface and Rayquan did great the other night and you know Ghostface is my favorite rapper of all time but the versus I think Future and Drake would be phenomenal What about Drake and um Ooh what about Drake and Jay Z?

Jay Z wins 191 Whoa I don't know bro fucking Charlotte I don't know No, Charlotte. Drake and Kanye. Hold on, hold on.

Drake and Jay-Z. Who wins that versus, man? J-Z. To me, J-Z wins, but that really is a generational versus, I think. To me, J-Z wins that. Drake is a formidable opponent, right?

But to me, J-Z wins that. You know what I mean? But I think it's a generational thing because somebody, Evan's age. How old are you, Evan? Edon. Edon.

I'm sorry, Edd. Oh, my God. I ain't never going to learn your name, Ed. Edon. It is never going to learn. How old are you at me? 26.

So Jayzie Drake versus. Huh? Jay? Oh, Drake. See what I'm saying? I think it's a generational thing. Yeah, probably is, man.

Pass. Pass. Yeah. Why? Because I... You know, Philly people are so loyal to Jayzee. No. But, no, no.

No. No. No. No. No. Filly people are so loyal to Ho. No, because I actually... I honestly don't know that much of Jay-Z's catalog.

How old are you? I'm 29. That's my point. By listening to more R&B then, then hip-hop back then. So you would love Drake. What about Eminem and J-Z? M gets washed. Em gets washed in any verses, bro.

Y'all going to stop it. Y'all going to stop this. And I mean, I like renegade. Any verses? Any. Not any verses, bro. Any. Any.

Any. Any. Any. Any. M don't have the songs like that. M can rap. We like M as a rapper. But not against any verses.

There are rappers that are worse than M&M. Like against six-nine. But they got better songs. Future watches Eminem and a versus. You think six-nine beats Eminem in a versus. Depending on the generation. You are crazy. You are wild.

Dependent on the generation. You are wild. And you, M don't got nothing that slap like gummo to these kids. Yo, young thug washes Eminem in a versus. I see you. out to pick up the phone, Schultz. I think you lose your mind to pick up the phone.

I don't know, man. I think Shult hit a mean, Millie Rock and goddamn, where was we at? We was having dinner that time. Shots hit a mean Millie Rock to pick up the phone. What about my name is, though? My name, crazy. And stop, man. Nah, Superman, Superman was fire.

Bro. I love that. I can name 20 rappers that watched Eminemm and the verses. Renegade is, sweetheart. Eminem falls. Charlemagne is a Eminem hater, bro. You're an Eminem. Eminem falls into the same category.

You don't want to tell you why. M falls into the same category as somebody like a Kendrick. And I think Kendrick will perform better in a versus. M don't have versus type songs. Imagine sitting there watching a versus and he plays Stan. Eminem or Kendrick? No, that's a good versus. Kendrick 18 to 2.

Nah, I don't know, bro. Lose yourself would be M's big versus song. Huh? What? We're going to be all right. We're going to be all right. Yeah, that would be one of the best that perform.

I agree with that. But do you guys know Kendrick Lamar songs? Once he drops that shit that hi, my name is, people are going to get nice and nostalgic, bro. Like, oh, I remember this.

I remember this shit. I remember what I was doing too. They ain't going to be like, man, I remember this. Why did I ever like this shit? Oh, my God. You know what I'm saying?

As soon as he, and then you think Eminem can get off dissing Britney Spears in 2021? Man, poor Brittany, bro. Yo, but Britney could take some people out in a versus if we really want to talk about it. If we really want to talk about it. All jokes aside. All jokes aside.

All jokes aside. Brittany washes Eminem in a version. Shut the fuck. All jokes aside. Are you ready? You ready for this one? All jokes aside. Brittany washes Mary J. Blige in a month.

Yeah, get out. Not you out. Now you're out. Now you're a trailer. Now you are. You line them up. Line up to the 20. Give me a line.

That's for me taking a shot at Eminem. Yeah. That's what that was. Give you a line. Give me a line, Shult. Give me a line of her song right now. Brittany? No.

Yeah, give me a line of her song. Brittany or Mary J. Blige? Brittany. Brittany? Oops. Can't touch this. No, no help about. What?

Yeah. Oops, I did it again. Okay. Okay, I'm a slave for you. Hey, bro. Hey. Exactly. I'm not even joking.

Toxic. Hey, I'm not even joke. Toxic, bro. Toxic. I'm looking at Britney's songs. Brittany gets Eminem the fuck out of here. You know, very J. Blige too. No, no, no, no.

Not a lot of people are trying to have this discussion. Not a lot of people trying to have this discussion right now. But if we're being honest with ourselves, Mm-mm. Brittany, Brittany gets Beyonce out of here, bro. Shut up. If we're really being honest, think about it, dude.

Think about what is Beyonce going to throw up against toxic, bro? Crazy in love. Love on top. Crazy in love. Single ladies. Any song Beyonce got what in love, any of that. You're getting the fuck out of here. You're going home, Brittany.

To the left to the right. And what about when Brittany comes to oops? Brittany gets Eminem the fuck out of him. You know, listen. Brittany, Brittany got toxic. Oops, I did it again. Baby one more time.

I got one for you. I got one for you. I don't know if you're ready to have this discussion, bro. You're the type of person that's not ready for these discussion. Beyonce versus Rihanna. Beyonce. No, Rihanna. Beyonce.

And I love Beyonce. Beyonce. I'm a Pinkett Smith Winfrey knows card, but not Rihanna. Why? Rihanna is getting her out of here. Why? It'll be a great one. Are you serious?

That's like a dream versus. That's paper review. I would, I would, if Rihanna and Beyonce did a versus on paper review, I would pay fight prices. Wait for it. Wait for it though.

Wait for it. What? If they're allowed to perform, Beyonce blows her out of the water. Beyonce gets her out of here. Bye. If it's just the song, if it's just the song.

Rihanna. Rihanna. Why? Because she's more, you know... I just think Rihanna got better records. Bianca's a longer catalog. Better catalog. I mean, that's true, too.

I mean, Beyonce can go back to Destiny's child. Exactly. I mean, I'm not going to be wrong. Beyonce got slappers, slapless, but I mean, Rihanna. But some reason, I feel like Rihanna wins that one, y'all. Rihanna wins it, well. What's all you're thinking right now with Rianna? Umbrella, Diamonds.

We found love. Where have you been? SOS. S.O.S. Help me. No, you know what? I'm lying. What's my name?

And then look at me. Beyonce's. Pond to replay. Pond to replay. What's the shit? I like all those songs. What's the shit? You look so dumb right now.

Oh. The one with, uh, who's that DJ? What's that song called? Type of sounds, you man? Nah, no, no, no. Oh, Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris.

Yeah, I like that song. Yeah, I like that song too. Put some respect on Syf. Who is it? Travis, not Travis Scott. It's Calvin Harris. Calvin Harris. What's that one?

Uh, hold on, I'll tell you right now. I found love in a long place. I found love in a son No, that's not that one. What? Yeah, I can sing, I found love in the bonnet place. I found love in the bonnet place.

I found out of love in the bonnet place. Yo, can we do a con artist versus? Like, who wins in a versus? Let's do con artists first. Internet snake oil salesman. Versus. There's nobody with a more undeniable catalog

than Derek Jackson. You think? I'm going to tell you why, because he got so many videos. I literally used so much of Derek's own words against him and donkey a day. All you got to do is pull-ups. I've never seen anything like that.

That was like Eminem and 8 Mile, but Eminem was rapping to himself. Like, that's exactly what it was. But you don't think that if you put Derek up against Dr. Umar's greatest hits I don't think Umar's a card artist

No Stop it stop it Stop it You got to be building the same school For two fucking decades Donations donations Donation How much you think a school car shows

Not that much He bought the land in the building though No he did it Yes he did no he did He did he's trying to get accreditation That's been the hold up Really I don't know

What's that girl that D'O. Rachel Dozo. Yes, Rachel Dozo. Ooh, Derek. Yeah, Derek still. I say him in Trump. I think him in Trump.

I got you. I got you with one. Ready? Derek Jackson. Sean King. Yeah, you. Sean King is not a con artist, man. Yeah.

He's a white man pretending to be a black man. Oh, my gosh. Oh. What's his face? He said, Don King? No, sure. Don King.

Don King. Yeah, Don King were pretending to be white for ever, man. I'm not saying, what the fuck? Yeah, no, for it. That's why he did that to Mike. He don't like black people, man. Don King is a wild boy, man. That's what I thought you were talking about.

He stole out of Mike, so I say, yeah, con or something like a motherfucker. Have you fucked with Mike, and Mike can beat the shit out of you? You know, Mike did beat up Don King. No way? No, he did. No, he did. You haven't heard this story?

Social media sucks. That's what they did social media. No, he beat up, I think they're going to show it. they're going to actually show it in the Jamie Fox Limited series. Shut up. He did. He beat up Sean King. And I saw him say that on it.

I think it was Vlad TV. He said like he actually did put hands on Don King. And he said he felt bad about it because it didn't do anything for him. It didn't bring none of his money back. It didn't make him feel better. He put hands on Don King. He absolutely did. Wow.

He absolutely did. Yeah, Sean King is not a con artist, bro. I'm telling you, Sean King is. Confirmed. He's good at what he does, man. But that's the guy that talk Jamaican as white. No, let's shut the hell out That's Sean Paul, man

Oh, okay I don't know I listen to gospel I don't know this shit Come on bro Come on, bro Come on, Wax

Who is this guy? And Sean Paul isn't white He's Puerto Rican from the Bronx Oh Yeah No, Sean Paul's Jamaican Let's do some athletes Oh no

Sean Paul got some songs too Can we really Put some respect on him Like who is he gonna verses against Sean DePaul I don't know I don't know who Sean Paul could do a versus against. Could we saw Beanie Man and Bounty Killer.

That was phenomenal. Buzhou Bantan. Buzhougantan to fuck out of here. Yo, that's wrong with you. Buzhou Bonton versus Rupol. All right. Slude to Gary Owens. Gary Owens is getting a divorce from his wife.

No, he's not. Yes, he is. Yeah, Kenya is divorcing him. I don't know what that's about. I have no idea. You think he cheated? I don't know. That's what they're

But I wish him the best. I blame Derek Jackson Jr., bro. Derek probably fuck with his shit. I blame Derek Jackson, bro. By the way, anybody that and Duval posted this and I thought it was so funny, he said, has any of y'all been in a breakup

due to Derek Jackson's device, you might be entitled to compensation. That's good. That's the truth, man. I need that shit. If Derek calls you to break up or any Derek's advice, man, you need to call that person today. And y'all need to have a conversation and rethink this whole thing. Yes.

Okay. Cardi got another number one. Most number ones for any female rapper ever since Up is number one. Salute to the legend that is Cardi B. You know, never, never, never ever in my life doubted Cardi B for a second. Used to be on this podcast, been on Breakfast Club saying how Cardi B is a superstar. motherfuckers would tell me I was trolling. They tell me I was crazy.

I was bugging. I'm like, this girl is a superstar. I didn't know what she was going to be a superstar at, but I just knew she was a superstar, and she's just scratching the surface because I'm telling y'all, she done made multi-millions of dollars off music, and that ain't even going to be her endgame.

Cardi's end game is going to be TV. Cardi's end game is going to be film. That's what Cardi really going to make her bones at. So salute to Cardi B, and the B stands for Beast, God damn it. Wildenhouse returning Schultz. Hey.

Nick Cannon still involved? Yes, right. That's right. Wow, man. There you go. No. You're right. What do you say?

What? Down to fight 50. I don't know why y'all think Nick Cannon pussy. It's about being pussy. It's about knowing who could be who. Nick Cannon. 50 cents. And Nick Cannon boxes.

And ain't about that. You're not paying attention. I'm not saying 50. I'm not saying who will win. I'm just saying that he said he just down. on the box 50. I got in the ring with Sean Porter. That don't mean nothing.

Yeah. Yeah, but he was taking it easy on you, bro. That's what I let y'all believe, you know what I'm saying? No, that's what we saw. That's what we saw. That's what I let you all believe, you know what I'm saying? I was looking flat-footed on person. You know what I'm saying?

I was looking slow on person. You're looking crazy, bro. You look like you got drowned out. I didn't want to embarrass Sean. I like Sean. That's my guy, showtire of Sean Porter. I just didn't want to embarrass him, bro. I don't want him.

get embarrassed either. Doing good. He married Mariah. He's not married to Mariah. You know, can we acknowledge that Nick Cannon said some wild anti-Semitic shit and is still on TV?

That is a miracle, bro. He's like, what? Well, I think we should look at the bigger picture here. We should look at the bigger picture of counseling over canceling. You know what I'm saying? Because Nick said some wild stuff and Nick did something

that people like Derek Jackson don't do. He held himself accountable. He didn't make no excuses. He didn't deflect. He didn't try to bring nobody else into his shit. He admit, like, I fucked up. I made a mistake. I was wrong. I went out there and I did the work. And, you know, I think that's what life is supposed to be about. That is true. Also, no other shows get ratings on MTV. That probably played into a little bit. Um, their desperate. But also, yo, Shout out, shout out to the Jews for forgiving him, bro. Like, that's another thing.

This is two-way street. You could do all this learning. You could do all this healing. You could do all this other stuff. But people still got to forgive you. You know, and they still got to make it okay for you to come back. And I guess the decision was made. And let's not even cast a wide net because I'm sure all Jewish people haven't forgiven him.

You know what I'm saying? I'm sure a lot of Jewish people have exed him off completely. You know what I mean? but the ones that have, you know, the ones that I've sat down and have conversations with them, I can't remember the rabbi's name that had the conversation with him

on Cannon's class, but any of them that have sat down and decided to, you know, counsel Nick, I respect it. And, you know, I want all of us to take a page out of that book. You know what I'm saying?

Counsel over cancel. Counsel over cancel. And that's what we should be doing. You know what I mean? I like that. He might have just been wildly misinformed. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Because I still don't know what to fuck, Nick. Cannon was talking about. I still don't, you know, to this day. But, you know, I'm glad that he got the show coming back. I think his talk show is coming out later this year. And Nick's a good dude, man. Like, we got, like, Nick's a good human. Right.

He's a good person. You know what I mean? And I think it was a, he said, just don't fight 50. And I think it was just a good learning lesson for everybody. Everybody can learn a lot from that situation with Nick Cannon. And that, that, that lesson is council. Over cancel. Yeah.

But also, to your point, he had people that forgave him. But also, on the other side, he went out there and he did the work. What is your take on Chris Harrison, the guy who's the host of The Bachelor? I don't know nothing about that. Oh, no? I keep hearing about it, but I don't know anything about it. Envy loves The Bachelor. Envi actually wanted to host a Bachelor.

Unbelievable TV. is unbelievable TV. Really? Unbelievable TV. Yeah. Anyway, he's not hosting. He's like on a high date as for he's not going to host the next season because he was defending one of the contestants, the girl who actually won, she went to this party when

she was in college that is racist in theme. And he was like, ah, she was in college. What's the big deal? like let's not, you know, go all cancel culture on her, kind of like belittled, I guess, what it meant. And they just basically said, nah, you got to, you're not allowed to host next season. Yeah. What do you think about that? What is the, uh, what do you do now?

He basically defended a girl who ended up winning the Bachelorette for going to a Dixie-themed party in college. So like the Dixie area era is like celebrating. the South, the pre-war South. Now, it's impossible to separate the pre-war South from slavery. Like, you could say that you're celebrating the outfits and the fucking mint juleps or whatever, but

it's, I completely understand someone who would be offended by it because you're not having like a pre-World War II Germany party. Yeah. You know, like, yeah, there was other things happening in Germany besides just Nazis and rounding

up Jews, but if you're celebrating that time, it's hard to separate it. I guess what I'm saying is, since we're able to forgive Nick, should we also offer the same grace to Chris Harrison? And should he be allowed to be back on the show? And how do you feel as a black person? It's really hard for me to answer that question because I know nothing about the situation. And I am smart enough. I just told you the whole situation. Yeah, but you're Andrew Schultz. So the way Andrew Shult sees things might be slightly different than what actually happened. So I could be... Full disclosure, he said the N-word between 10 and 15 times.

No, I'm just joking. No, that was it. But I understand. You need to know more about this. Yeah, and I don't know. I got to know why she was at the party. What was her reasoning for being into party? It was like a sorority fraternity party in college.

Yeah. And like... I mean, my first instinct is, I'm just thinking about the Confederate flag and, you know, being from South Carolina where the Confederate flag used to fly over the State House lawn for years and, you know, them taking that flag down because, you know, Dylan Roof, you know, shot nine people at Emmanuel AME, shot and killed nine people at Emmanuel AME. And, you know, he was holding the flag up in pictures and that was the main reason they took it down. I mean, for me, it's just like whenever I see people with the Confederate flag in South Carolina,

I just feel like it's a slap in the face. Yeah. Because even if you, even if you are just holding on to your head. history, right? As a white person in the South, right? You know what people think of that flag. So it's kind of like a fuck you. Yeah, period.

Especially in South Carolina. I'm just speaking specifically in my state, South Carolina, it's a big fuck you when I see people still with that Confederate flag on your truck, Confederate flag flying in the yard, but people still have it. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, it's kind of hard for me

to have sympathy for her. But I don't know, but I don't know, I don't know what the flag means to her. She came out and she said, I don't know if there were any Confederate flags of the party. I can't say. There might have been. But she came out and said, like, I didn't realize how messed up this was at the time, but I regret doing it, blah, blah, blah. And then Chris Harris, I think later came out and said, you know, I messed up. I apologize for the people that I offended.

And I understand why this is offensive of what I said was wrong. So, like, they both apologized for their actions. Say again? What did Chris say? I thought he said he just defended her. ended her going to the party. And he basically belittled maybe what the party was. Maybe he didn't have all information.

Maybe. Or maybe, yeah, maybe he didn't know like how offensive it is. Or maybe he belittled like what that experience is for other people, et cetera. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess I'm just trying to say it's like, you know, we're out here going. It's really cool that we decide to counsel Nick instead of cancel him. And now he has his showback. And I just want to see if we could keep the same.

energy when somebody did that to a group that you relate to more. Are you still open for counsel for them or are you like not cancel them because of how offensive it was? I think, I mean, I think there's been, it's been, it's been evidence of that, right? Like, you've had white people who've used the N-word in the context of a rap song. You know what I'm saying? Like, you, I'm not going to hold that against you forever if you're rapping a song. I'm going to school you and tell you why you shouldn't say that, you know?

And it could be the same with this person. like, you know, you went to an antebellum party, why? And they might break down, well, my father or great-grandfather fought in a Confederate war or something. You know what I'm saying? So just growing up, we just always had a respect for the Confederacy, blah, ze, blah. I'd be like, I don't know why you want to cheer on the loser, but whatever, you know, and then I would explain to them what the Confederate flag means to me. I'd be like, to me, the Confederate flag is a symbol of hate, you know?

So, I mean, I don't know, it's just different perspectives. I don't, and I don't think Chris Hanson, it don't, I said Chris Hanson. That's his name? Chris Harrison. Chris Harrison is the other guy. Yeah, I don't know if Chris Harrison should be canceled because I don't know all the information. Fair enough. You know what I mean?

But it's not like you sat here and told me that she went to the party and they had black, they had black piñatas, black people, you know, pinatas in the form of black people hitting on them. You know what I mean? That would be different, you know? I think she's still no better. How old is she? At college, you still know better. I don't know.

But let's say if I was in college and I went to L.A. I had the wrong flag. I don't care about what I think about it. I might love my mom making pancakes with this scarf. That's why I got it. That's a good point, though. But think about it. Remember when we used to be,

we used to be at the main event in Columbia, South Carolina? Bludge used to be beating up the Capas. It was the wrong. Bloods didn't know. Cappas in there were red on and they're throwing up this shit. What that'd be like?

The Bloods didn't fucking know. They thought they were being challenged. You motherfuck was fucking pulling out of Cairns. You know what I'm saying? They're like, who let them come in the club with weapons? Like, so I'm saying, like, they didn't know anything about Cappood. That's all on you, though. You get caught in the wrong hood.

That's true. Yeah, I mean, listen, I don't expect the blood to give anybody no grace because they don't know no better. You know what I'm saying? And to your point, you shouldn't get grace either. I don't know, man. I got it, I got to know more. I got to know more. My mama and your mama's fucking scarf, I want to love it.

What? Shoot me. I'm just saying, if I go to L.A. My auntie mama scarf, that's what this really is. What's the scarf? What the fuck are you talking? It's blue and red, but that's a Metsamama scarf, right? That's the same scarf that they got on a peanut butter.

I mean, um... What the fuck? Is wax talking about? Are we talking about? Jackson again? What's going on? It's the fucking syrup. What's the lady with the syrup with a bandana on her head?

Antrimama. Yeah. So what if I put a red bandana because it's your mama and I go to L.A.? They don't give a fuck about, what I care about it is a certain way to them. And just like she went to the fucking thing with the flag, fuck that girl. But she's supposed to know better.

You don't get it? No. I'm saying. You saying she might not know better because her family might have fought in that war. Oh, you're saying it don't matter if she knows or not. No, she should know. He's saying that she should be aware of what it is. For sure.

Yeah, yeah. But what if she's not? Exactly. What if she's not or she thinks it's, you know, somewhat innocent, blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I can't hold, I can't, I can't punish, I really, I'm honest, I mean this, you can't really punish people for what they don't know. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm talking about in the context of this. I ain't talking about, like, some crime. But sometimes people really do be culturally clueless. They have no idea. I don't know what the fuck. I've said things that I didn't know were considered offensive to certain groups. I've said things, you know, thinking I'm giving them compliments. And they're like, Like, nope, that's offensive, but you live and you learn. That don't mean I should be canceled.

I thought Chubs was cool. Who? Chubs. Like for fat people? Yeah, cause somebody chubbs. I thought of chubbs. Man, shut up, man. I ain't called fat.

Fats is better. Yeah? We had a homeboy named Fats. Fats. Chubs? But Fats wasn't even fat. Fats kidding you, Sam. Let's do some asking idiots, Taylor.

And get the fruct out of hell. You guys have a few. what you rather's. Oh, God. There we go. Why are you guys not here for it? I got a run in five, just to let you all know. All right.

So let's end with a good what you rather then. Let's get it. All right. Well, I have it right here. Hold on. So here's some right here. You want to read them all. I found, I forgot the person's name,

but they asked you what is the best historical event you guys live through. That's not a would you rather? I know, but I'm just saying there's also Ask an idiot too, but Has there anybody that ever been, myself included, less ready for what? I have it right here! On a weekly basis.

You don't see it. I have it right there. Let's do the Would you Rather, Taylor? You want me to read them off. Yeah, you set us up for the Would You Rather. Okay. Does she just ask if we want her to read her? Go back.

What was that first one? That first one is wild, bro. All right, go. I don't know how to say this person's name, but I want to know, would you rather watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your life or join in once? Yo, that's crazy.

That's wow. That is really wild. Y'all got to stop smoking that who's wax, man. Literally, that's exactly what you got. No, I'd watch them have sex every day for the rest of my life. The word is born, bro. I would. Just throw it up on Zoom in the background.

Yeah, man. Do you have to watch it with your eyes? Oh my God, what kind of question with that. That's how that question is sound to me right there. That's exactly how that question sound to me. Watch with your eyes. No, you watch it with your dog's eyes, right? No, it's not your eyes you watch it with.

Well, that's how that puts you sound to me. That's question sound fucking out of control. Would you watch, like, you're watching it. Yeah, I'd rather watch every day in my life. Come on, man. I'm talking about on TV. It could be a porn that they got. I'm talking about with your actual eyes in front of you.

Like, if I don't want to see that shit in front of me, maybe if I see a little taste. You got to be on the road, dude. Sometimes you got to go do works. You zoom in for those. And then other ones, you just watch it in person. Give your dad some pointers. Holy shit.

I hope he nut early then. Yeah. Well, you got to give him some pointers so he's not early. Back it up, Ma. You got to be like, back it out. Oh, my God. Damn. Lord have.

Next is another one? This guy is crazy. Hey, come on, Ma. Come on, Ma. Come on, Ma. You running from it. Hey, Ma, you're running from it. Back it up.

Why she didn't answer the question You didn't answer it I did Which one would you do? I asked you do I got to do with my eyes Yes you got to do with your eyes I'd definitely rather

Watch them have sex every day I'm not touching All right go next question All right John M 1021 wants to know Have a dick The length of a house key

Or have a dick The length of a baseball bat A dick the length of a house key Or a dick the length Of a baseball bat You ain't getting no pussy With the baseball bat A house key

If it's one of them old ones that you have to, you know, open up. Yeah, yeah, the old school joint. Like a, yeah, you can open up a layer with, you know? It's still small. Or a jail cell with. Yeah, like one of those big rings where the keys are on. If it's that, I could work with that, whether the baseball bat is just a crazy.

You can't put that in a night. Nah, I'm taking the baseball bat, but I want, like, I want, I want the mini baseball bat. The one they give out a way at the game is a souvenir. That don't count, bro, stop. Like the mini, the little mini joint. That don't count. You need a so sad bat. No, that baseball bat will be hard, though.

Man, imagine pulling up in the summer with some great sweats on and you got the baseball bat. But imagine being about old ladies. I don't give a... I don't give a fuck. And I can't wait to get profiled and they come and they search me. And then I talk shit like, yeah, yeah. Tell everybody I ain't steal nothing. Let them know that's all.

Is that a gun or your dick? That's right. That's unbelievable. I'll take that BBD. That BBD will be special. And you'll find that special lady who will be a little. suffering from PSD. Get you a no way.

You can take a fucking baseball bat. You get you a nice, get you a nice Christian woman that believes pain is love. That's willing to forgive you for all the time. You don't have no damage. You're going to tear that up. That's that. By the way, if you got a baseball bad dick, your wife will always keep a ball in on. I don't think you know how big a baseball that is, dude.

He ain't paying attention. Into this one, Frank. It's the last one. Want to know a big penis with no stamina or small penis with high stammer. Oh, big penis, no stamina. Yeah, that's my life. At least you can show it off. That's my life now.

Yeah. What are you talking about? That's not even a wood you rather. It's like, yeah, that's me. But the small penis? Big penis. Oh. No stamina.

A big penis and a great apology is really. That's right. You got to have a gift right away. Like, as soon as you're not early, go under the bed and grab a gift for her. Yeah, like, open. Look under your chair. That's a new car. That's right.

That's right. I may not have no stamina, but when I'm in there, I'm in there. God damn. Oof. Okay. All right. What, Taylor?

Okay. That's it. As always, if you listen to this podcast, you think we're smart, you think we're intelligent, you think we're brilliant, you're absolutely right. But if you listen to this podcast

and you think we're just a couple of idiots who don't know shit, you're right, too. It's the brilliant idiotist podcast. Thank you for listening.