The Brilliant Idiots - Dream On

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

In this episode, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz dive into a bunch of topics, like the reaction to Charlamagne's book “Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks”, the WNBA, ancient dildos, and Joe Biden showing up at the Juneteenth celebration. They also chat about the sexual assault incident with Michael Rainey Jr. They cover some random stuff too, like a woman accusing Kanye West, their thoughts on her look, and the idea of adding random girls to the WNBA. They joke about photoshopped pictures of themselves and the weird concept of liquid condiments coming out of their fingers. They also share memories of their best summer vacations as kids and the importance of making lasting memories for their own kids. Chapters 00:00 Introduction 01:19 The Marketing Potential of Young WNBA Players 09:03 Joe Biden's Juneteenth Appearance and Political Engagement 13:22 The Best 'Negro Spiritual' Songs 40:45 Random Topics and Banter 41:40 Opinions on a Woman Accusing Kanye West 42:39 Joking About Putting Random Girls on the WNBA Team 50:57 Reflecting on Best Summer Vacations as Kids 53:13 Discussion on Dark Skinned Men and Cooning 56:05 Excitement about a Potential Kendrick Lamar Concert 01:04:39 Conversation about Liquid Condiments 01:12:52 Ideas for a Movie Starring the Hosts 01:19:38 Closing Remarks ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: [e-mail] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I saw my friend on the other side of the street. I was heading to school with the kids. I let go of mom's hand to wave. I had already forgotten their lunches. I ran over to hug her. She came out of nowhere. And then... It stopped.

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I am blessed black and highly favored, man. How you been passing the time? How you been passing your time? Out here book trapping. Okay. Out here book trapping. Got this new national bestseller called Get Honest or Die Line, why small talk sucks. Go.

Keep to everybody that was in Maryland this past weekend at Arundel Mills. I hope I pronounced that right. I've been pronouncing it wrong. But clearly y'all knew what I was talking about because y'all was out there. What is the most surprising reaction to the book? That's a fantastic question. I mean, I really did enjoy the conversation I had with Megan Kelly. See, I like people who actually read the book.

And you can tell people who actually read the book and you just don't know what's going to resonate with certain people, you know. So me and I thought Megan had a great conversation. She was very into the, I think that's the biggest reaction. Not just with Megan, but with everybody. The Tree Hugged the Block chapter. People really love that chapter. It's like, yeah.

I mean, it's really not just about tree hugged. It's about just the fact of getting back in tune with nature, period. You know, in Japan, they call it forest bathing, right? And it's just like, yo, people like to go out there, take their shoes off, you know, walking around in the graph. Even when you think about things like, are you probably growing up here in New York, you probably wonder why people like to go to Central Park all the goddamn time. This is like, because they're getting in tune with nature. Yes. You know, growing up in the country, that's what we did.

Run on the dirt roads, you know what I mean? Run through the woods, run through the cornfield. So the reaction to that chapter has been... I feel like you need to do less when you're out there. Like, whenever I'm out in nature, I feel like I need to do less. Man. Whereas in New York, I feel like I constantly need to be doing things. And that might be...

I just need to distract myself from the fact that we're just in these, like, beautiful shoeboxes on top of one another. Bro, the fact that humans are... Humans are really the worst, yo. Why? Because we have everything. we need. Nature gives us everything we need from food

to medicine and we found a way to fuck it up. Like, how? We got an all-you-can-eat buffet on this planet and we found a way to fuck it up. How? Yeah. What we do. It's what we do. That's what we do. It's absolutely what we do. It's never enough. We need more and more and more. No, it's never enough. That's the attitude. I'll be in LA this Friday at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove at 7 p.m. I don't

By the time, you hearing this, the tickets might be sold out. If you go to an event right now, it says a few tickets left. So salute to Amber Grimes. She'll be moderating that event. So we'll see you on Friday. What you see this week, Hezzie? What do you mean? What you saw this week that piped your, what's the word?

Picked your interest. I mean, I saw all these girls. I know, even with these girls. I saw these dudes freaking out about the Caitlin Clark. Oh, God. What do you think? Listen, man, like most things in life, I see both sides.

Okay. Now, from a strictly basketball standpoint, just straight basketball, she probably should not be on this U.S. Olympic team right now. Four years from now, I'm sure she'll be there. But why? Just because she's not putting up, she's doing well,

but you can't statistically put her up against the people that they have on the team. Statistically, you can't say she's better. Now, when you talk about it from a markability standpoint, it's girl basketball. Like, just, you stop, man, stop. Like, who cares? Like, do we, really, why are we acting like we care who the 13th girl is on the

We do? We do. We do. Like, from a markability promotion standpoint, yes, she should have been on the- They got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get people to care about women's basketball. You ride this, you put her, you put Angel Reese and you put Cameron Brink, you put the three chicks and everybody's-out three of them. Listen, I know Angel Reese can't play for shit, but put her on the team. Angel Reese balls out.

She's a walking double-double. You don't watch the games, yo. Angel Reese is averaging like 11 and 9. She balls out, yo. Look at me. She balls out. I'm telling you, bro. She balls out.

She balls out. Look at you in a straight face. She balls out. Tell me, look at me as a straight face. I'm telling you, Angel Reese is like the Draymond Green of the WNBA. You need to stop it. I'm telling you. She's really, Angel Reese is really good, bro.

I like watching the Chicago sky. Yo, Friday night, I was... She's the Andre Drummond of the WNDA. I don't even remember who fuck Andre Drummond was. Kevin McHale was a beast. I didn't see. You know, y'all ain't watching the game. Have you watched the games?

Angel Reese is really good. What are we saying? Rebounding? She's a rebounding wizard. Y'all don't watch the games? Yo, stop it. Like we give... Oh, no.

Her shots are... Her shots selection is ridiculous. Like, the way she shoots, she'd be doing that since college. But rebounding? She's like, she's a wizard, bro. But nobody's doing it in. Nobody gives a fuck about it. Don't rebound.

I'm saying, put it on the team for TikTok. She's on TikTok dancing. She's wearing the outfits. Cameron Brink is an absolute supermodel. It doesn't matter the three of them. She averages four points again. By the way, Cameron Brinks is a defensive wizard, though. Who happens is four points?

Cameron Brinks. That's all you need. Cameron Brinks is a defensive wizard. All you need. All you need. All you need. But she's really good on defense. And I remember AJ Wilson was on All the Smoke podcast,

and they asked her how Angel Reese's game would translate to the WNBA. And she thinks she says Andrew Reese is going to be really good because of her rebounding capabilities. How do you feel like Angel Reese's game will transfer to the pros? I think it's going to transfer pretty fair out because I feel like she has a niche to her. I feel like I've seen her rebound so much that I feel like that's going to be her key when she gets to the league.

Now, if she keeps that up, I feel like that's going to be huge. And that's what she's fucking doing. Look, how much she averaging? Eight points in game, one assist. Why are you hating, bro? But it's her defense. It's two assists. How many blocks?

32% for three point. 42% from field go range. My point is, you're hating on her because she's white. Why do black people hate white WMBA players, man? I've never rooted for a white woman more in my life than Caitlin Clark. There's not a white. The only other white woman I think I ever root it for like Caitlin Clark was Katie Perry. Why Katie Perry?

I just like to carry her. I like Katie Perry. Yes, I'm like Katie. Katie Perry's five. Okay, my point is, these are the three most famous girls from the WMBA right now. Nobody's talking about a single girl in WMBA that's not them. Without due respect. It's not true.

It's not true. It's not true, bro. Asia Wilson. You only put her on your list because she's attracted it. Asia. You're stunning. Yo, by the way. Amazon queen.

Yo, why is the average eight points a game, son? That's a quarter of the team's points. Caitlin averaging about 16. Listen, I don't know. I don't know. I don't be on Twitter. But how come nobody's talking about Jimmy Butler's wrist?

Why was he brinsing a month? Was he brinsing it up? Bro, there was a vice. See, y'all don't watch the sport. I do watch the sport. A few weeks ago. She got a man, though. She do?

You don't watch the sport. She don't know. A few weeks ago, Cameron Brink. Also, shout out to Angel Reese. I'm sorry to Charlotte me was shitting on your offensive skills. I think you're a fantastic rebounder.

Fantastic rebound. that she averages like 11 points a game. Look at this. Cameron Brink, a few weeks ago, did one of those YouTube skits or something, and she was saying how Jimmy Butler was her favorite player. Whimby or Jimmy Butler? I love Jimmy, Jimmy Butler or SGA.

Jimmy. Jimmy. Jimmy Butler or Jason Tatum. Jimmy. Jimmy Butler or Damian Lillard. Jimmy. I love Jimmy too. Jimmy Butler or Devin Booker.

Jimmy. Jimmy Butler or Kyrie. Jimmy. Jimmy Butler or Joel and Beat. Jimmy. Jimmy shows up to the game. Y'all. And a Cameron brink.

Get yours. Get yours, Jimmy. Hey, get yours, Jimmy. Let's go. Cameron Butler next year. You know what I'm saying? Okay. And then he goes, yo, 22 looks good in yellow and gold.

She's tall as shit, huh? Yeah, kids are tall as Jimmy. Jimmy can't climb that tree. Cameron Brink is a beast. Now you hear what I'm talking about. Now you hear what I'm talking about. Defense. Defense.

Eight points of game. Defense. But Angel Reese is a problem, y'all. I'm telling you. And so is Caitlin Clark. My point is for the Olympic team, I don't have a problem with none of them not being on there. Because in four years, all of them will be on there.

Son, son, son, son, son, son. Now I would put... The time is now, not four years. In four years when no one gives the fuck about the NBA, it's not the time to put them down. The time is now seize the moment. They need to have a little bit more marketing in the game. I don't think people realize WNBA viewership has been going up every single year.

This year is just super over the top because of the phenom that is Caitlin Clark. So then ride it. I'm with you. I would have put her on the team just for the marketing aspect of it. Now we're saying the same thing. Yeah, I'm with you. And Cameron Brink. I don't know about Cameron.

And Angel Reese. And not yet. Maybe. I mean, if you're going to put Caitlin on there just for marketing, yeah, I'd put Angel on. You put the three golden children of the WMBA right now on the team. America gets behind them. The whole world is going to watch. Think about how many people

are going to watch Caitlin Clark. And the fact that Caitlin Clark is now playing for America. Yeah. Everybody's going to watch every single one of those games.

She's going to be dropping threes from the logo. It is going to be, it is going to be, you cannot miss TV, whatever that is. I don't care if she's plays 10 minutes a game.

Also, the women's national basketball team from America is so far superior than every other team. We don't even need our best players. So you sacrifice a few of the girls that should make

the team or whatever, so that all of the girls in women's basketball from now for the next 20 years can make tons of money, which is what will happen. Do you remember what happened to the NBA game after the Dream Team? Do you remember what happened? Oh, yeah. When that brought the NBA, in my opinion, to the world. I mean, shit, that WMBA Olympic team back in the day is kind of what started the WNBA. When they put together that dream team, yeah, it's a documentary about it.

Don Stanley. and Cheryl Swobs and Rebecca Lobo. No one gives a fuck. Ain't nobody watching that stupid-ass documentary. They said it was- I loved it. That talk was great. I know.

Nobody gives me. You don't like good American stories. I do like good Americans. This is a great American story. You know what's not a great American story? If you bring the same girls that went to the last Olympic team that nobody gave a flying fuck about to go play. What they do is they came about the last Olympic team.

I'm going to walk out for him. I'm going to walk out of them. I'm going to take my shoes off. I got to take my shoes off. I said it would be a response for us to talk about Clark in a way. other than how she would impact the play of the team because it wasn't the pure view of our committee to decide how many people would watch

or how many people would root for the U.S. It was our peer view to create the best team we could for Cheryl Reeve, head coach. I get it. Gay. I get it. I mean, you know, but somebody got to be thinking about the marketing of it all, right?

That's all they should think about. Yeah, somebody. I mean, there's got to be somebody that's like, look, we want to get the most eyeballs on this as possible. So Caitlin Clark should be on the team. Also, the men almost never care. about who's on the team. Why do the women have to? The best NBA players are almost never on the team. So why do the women need to be? This is the first year in a while that is that they actually pulled up.

So it's like stop this idea that the best players need to be there. The NBA players don't even try to be there. They basically throw whoever's available so they can do it with the women's team. This is a marketing ploy. The whole idea of the Olympics is a fucking marketing ploy. Put the people that are going to give the eyeballs. Let these girls make some money. Let them seize the moment. Imagine Serena and Venus said, I'm not going to compete for the U.S. and tennis. The U.S. Tennis Association would be like, well, who the fuck's going to compete? Random white bitch, I don't know.

We need Venus and Serena the only two women that we can say their full name that play tennis to be competing. I want to say something. What? Great execution of white bitch, and I'll tell you what. Thank you.

No, no, I'm going to tell you why. I'm going to tell you why. I didn't make it about any one individual. Oh, I don't do that. I don't do that. It's like how back in the day when you couldn't put Jordan on the video game so they would just have a random

When you say random white bitch, nobody gets mad. Nobody gets mad. When you put a name to the white bitch, that's when it gets upset. That's when people get upset. But there's probably gonna be some white bitch watching right now with a stank face and she can shut the fuck up about it. That'll be funny as out if you get mad Instagram's hitting you say and it's at random white bitch. Yeah, by the way,

Steven A. Smith don't give a damn by no random white bitch. He cooking or what? Man, Stephen A. Smith is literally a black man from the night. not even a black man, just a man from the 1900. What he's saying? Because he don't even know the words if you put it. Stephen A. Smith on Caitlin Clark being left off Team USA. This is what I will personally label the idiocy, idiocy of Team USA Women's Basketball.

How dare you make this decision? It's stupid. This is about what I will personally label the idiocy of Team USA Women's Basketball. How dare you make this decision? It's stupid. It compromises what your ultimate goal is, which is to elevate the WNBA brand. How could you be that idiotic?

I mean, he's, what is wrong with this? He's 100% right. He just don't give a fuck. Why is that don't give a fuck? He just don't care. He actually cares about women. I care about women. I have a daughter.

You have daughters. You want them to have the opportunity to play in the WMBA and not also work at Home Depot. Caitlin Clark presents an option, an actual option for that to happen. You want to ride this girl as much as you possibly can. And Angel Reese and Cameron Brae.

Listen, I'm with you. I just don't think you should use the words idiocy. What's the word? Idiocy. Idiocy. I've never even seen that shit. Idiocy and stupid when it comes to women. What do you want to say?

You're married. You don't use that type of language. I wish I could. See what I'm saying? We know better. He just doesn't have to deal with it. He's not married. He don't got to deal with repercussions.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He knows that he don't got to go home to them. Yeah. If he was married, he would know, don't say that. It's not worth it. Even if it is stupid. But it's not worth it. Find something else to say.

You gotta say something else. You know, let's figure something else. Can we figure something else out? Let's agree. Let's just agree. You don't drop words like stupid. But if you don't know him, that's the only thing you want to say. Because if it was, if he was talking about a man, he would say stupid.

He would say idiot. Yes. So he's actually being fair. He is. Because I'm sure he's spoken this way about random commissioners. I love it. It's true. I love watching OG.

like Stephen A. Smith and Shannon Sharp practice equality. Yes. Like they are no. They're like, no. We are going to treat y'all equally, stupid. No. We are going to treat y'all equally. Dumbies. You know what I'm saying? Stop playing like a bitch.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Tell them. You went too far. No, no. Tell them they were playing like bitches. They was playing like bitches. And you need to stop fucking playing. You know what I did Friday night? Friday night. I was on the couch. Doing?

I watched the Indiana Feet. versus You saw Caitlin drop that 30 ball? Connecticut's son, yes, I think it was the Connecticut's. No, it wasn't

Connecticut's son. They played Friday. I know I watched her play Friday and then I watched Seattle and the Aces play right after that. Double header on ABC.

And I was just sitting there highly entertained. I was like, oh shit. Yep. That's how you know the WNBA is actually really popping,

yo. I like watching women's basketball. But by the way, give me my props. Why? Was I not in your... You did. You did. You was gay first. You were telling me gay. You called me gay three years ago.

No, you were gay before anybody else. Yeah. You really did beat us off in the gay. You did. You did beat us in the closet. You did. I've been telling y'all how good that shit was. Women's basketball, women's college basketball, been telling y'all. Shout out to Don Stanley, Asia Wilson, South Carolina Gamecocks. I've been watching women's basketball since Asia stayed in South Carolina to play sports.

You also built like a stud. I feel like you relate. I feel like you were late. You dress like a stud. I don't think it's that many more studs. I don't think it's that many studs left in the WN. Nah, no, there's not. No, there's not.

But there are studs in the world. And they all look like... There's a lot of studs out there. Yo, this stud came up to me in Maryland on Saturday at the book signing. But she said, she was like, yo, who you think got the most studs, you know, what city do you think got the most studs?

And I was like, you know, honestly, man, I think Philly. And she was like, yo, you don't think Baltimore? I said, you know what? You know, you are. Baltimore got a different level of stud. Like Baltimore and Philly are kind of like similar, but... But you can tell the difference in studs.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Studs just do not play in Baltimore. You're afraid of them, the studs. It's a part of me that feel like in Baltimore, the studs be kind of like doing cosplay a little bit. Wait a minute. Meaning that they're actually femme lesbians.

But they're... studding it up because they think that's what the girls they desire want. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's wrong with that? Nothing.

We do that. Straight dudes cosplay all the time. We wear skinny jeans when it's popping because we think that's what girls like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't like that. Which state has the most studs?

Oh, wow, they actually got a fuck, they got something for everything on line. Man, that's a stud? Yeah. I look like... That's what I'm saying. That's a Baltimore stud. That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Pretty. Like, I'm not, you know, studs, studs beat... Yes, she's pretty. You know what I'm saying? Like she's got the femme look with the stud attire. And energy. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a tricky one.

Like, when you have the pretty girl that's, like, dressed and acts like a lesbian, it's like, um, you ever see one of them peanut butter jelly sandwiches at the airport, but it got the plastic on it still? The crustables? Nah, but that works too. Fire. It's just, yeah, it's like. I love crustables. But the thing is you can't eat it without taking a part of it. plastic off, but the plastic is that...

You can't eat the crustable without taking the plastic off. Yeah, you got to unwrap it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying is that when you see, like, a femme that's dressed as a stud, that's like, they got a wrapper on it. Oh, I get what you're saying. So you got to take the packaging off. Like, if you took that packaging off, obviously, split those cheeks.

Yeah, but it still looks stupid because when you take the packaging off, she's going to be sitting there with a goddamn scrap on. You know what I'm saying? Like, you walked around with that thing all day long. Imagine you in the bathroom getting your dick heart. You walk out the bathroom, right? She butt naked on the couch like, so, homie? And she just got the dangling like, she got the strap.

She's holding her strap. Oh, we had a guy called him to the radio station talking about that shit this week. Man, stop it. No, for real, yo. What do you mean? Fucking stud was pegging him out. Man, get out of him. I don't even believe in pegging.

I don't believe that happens. I don't believe that's real. Stud was pegging him out. And he was like, yo, he was like, yo, am I gay? I'm like, no, bro, that's a woman. That's a woman past it. It is. You got to chill out.

You got to chill out. Come on, yes. Not gay. Come on, Charlotte. If a stud pegs you in the ass, that's gay. You got to chill out, way. Come on. It's still a woman.

Stop. With a GMO dick. No. What you're going to be? Come on, man. If any object goes into your ass that's supposed to resemble a dick and has veins is on it and shit,

You're gay. Nah. Yeah, bro. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Let's just stud meat. It's like the fake meat that Bill Gates making, bro.

It ain't like, that shit ain't like hurting nobody. You know what I mean? It's hurting him. It's hurting him. How do you know? He's not hurt. That stud's stroking away, but that stud don't know when it's going too far. She can't feel what's in there.

She can't feel. Yo. My God, man. God damn. Give me some drugs or something. Put me under. Shit. If you're going to give me a colonoscopy like that,

Jesus Christ. I ain't never thought about that. Also, I don't think that Dildo should be legal. Right. That's cold. Now, this is some brilliant idiots. Talk to me. Talk to me.

Right, though. Why should Biden put a ban on Dildo? Yeah, like, why is that? Why should y'all be able to have that? Like, you not that, that's not you. Like, why do you have that? That shouldn't be legal. That shit is like ghost guns, yo.

I'm with you. I'm with you. That shit is like ghost guns. What's ghost guns? What's you? What's shit that day? They try to ban in New York. They try to ban them everywhere.

What is it? 3D guns made out of the 3D printed, yo. Here we go. Yes. Because you don't know where they're not registered or nothing. Yes, man. You should have to register your deal, though. Yeah.

But not even that. You shouldn't be able to have the deal, though. Yes. Yes. Yes. You know what I mean? Like, don't you feel like on some level? Like, that should be, this is our shit.

We get this and that's it. Nobody else gets to have it. I'll never forget, man, when they protested me at Harvard University. What they say? They protested. me at Harvard because they said I was transphobic. Four? It was two things.

I'm like, well, can we at least, they said I was transphobic and homophobic. And I was like, look, instead of protesting, how about we all just come in to the auditorium and let's have a discussion about it, all right? This mind you, everything that motherfuckers is dealing with now I was dealing with seven, eight years ago. You know what I'm saying? I was on college campus getting protested. So we're in there, the kids come in there.

I'm like, tell me why I'm transphobic and homophobic. First they said I was transphobic because remember, and I don't think I was, I was, I don't I don't know if people remember this. It was Caitlin Jen on one week. Yeah. And it was Rachel Dozaw the next week. Okay. It was a social experiment being played on us, the American people.

Yeah, it was. And we didn't pay no attention to it. Yeah. I paid attention. And so I said, I don't understand how y'all can understand Caitlin, but don't understand Rachel Dozaw. Wow. Who am I to tell Rachel Tozaw that she doesn't identify as a black woman?

I'm just trying to be progressive here. Yeah. Okay. Yep. Right? Everybody gets upset, right? Whatever. You know, social media shit.

People get mad. Yeah. Charlamagne, hey, you're going to be in homophobic again, yada, yada, yada, yada. And they got mad to me because I said, when Caitlin Jenner was on 2020, Caitlin said he still likes girls. So I was like, oh, so he's a lesbian. She's a lesbian. Well, she would be a lesbian.

You stupid motherfucker. You don't know what you're talking about. Shut up. I'm like, well, goddamn. Isn't a woman who likes women a lesbian, whatever? Yep. So the reason they said that I was homophobic is because we had Young & May on the show back in the day.

And I'm sure you can find this on YouTube somewhere. And I asked Young & May, I said, yo, you said, shoddy give you head and she deep throats. And I go, how? Yep, yep. How? And for who? For who?

Who feels good with that? She goes with a scrap on. Yeah, but who enjoys that? What is that for? Me being the brilliant idiot I am, I made that same point. I said, well, to me, that's like getting a tattoo on a fake arm and acting like it hurts. On that song, you talk about, you said, baby, give me head. That's a low blow.

Damn, she made me. When she deep throat. What the hell is she deep-throating? You don't want to know. You don't want to know. A strap-on. See, I never understood it. That's like getting a tattoo on a fake arm.

Like, why would you... That's like getting a tattoo on a fake arm? Listen, listen. It's a strap-on. Like, how does that give you pleasure? I'll bring a couple girls here one day and they'll explain to you what that man. But I don't want to know how does it give you pleasure. Listen, I'm not going to tell you that.

That's none of your business. It's my business. That's between me and the girls. Man. You don't need, you don't have to know about that. You shouldn't even want to know about what a dildo does, buddy. That's right. They might want to know you.

Right. They had a dildo. It was in the studio for quite some time. Wow. I look like I have a dildo. Yes. The way you're talking right now. I don't know.

I'm a dindoo when it comes to dildo. It's all right. Way of looking at, these kids at Harvard said I was fucking homophobic for that. Why did they say that? These are supposed to be smart kids. When they repeated it, I'm looking at the problem. professors, like I'm looking at the professors in the auditorium. They all trying not to laugh, right?

And I go, bro, I don't know what to fucking tell you, man. I'm so you mad at me for being curious for asking a fucking question. I mean, that is, that is. Yo, call me dumb, but don't say it's homophobic. I don't even think you're dumb. I think you're right. What did Young M.A. say?

I don't even remember. It's on, it's on, it's on, let me see. It's in here somewhere. What is it? Shottie give me head and she deep throat. Like, yo, I just don't see the point. Yo, it is fire when they're deep, bro. I understand that maybe a stud feels like they're missing out on something.

No, that's the first one. So what you give me him. You know what's interesting though? What? Making a woman suck a strap on is probably more gangster than making her suck your actual penis. I like this line of thinking. Because to be sucking an actual penis, you're supposed to do that, right? Like, at least you get joy from me.

Yeah. Like, just nobody gets joy. You just, too, like, it's like me getting you to lick this. Yo, honestly, I'm not a lot. Like, just lick this bite, you know what I'm saying? Yo, Loki, that might turn, yo, come on. That might turn me on more if the girl really loves sucking. Yeah, why envy look like the stud in this video.

Yo, go back and watch this video, yo, and you can't tell who's the stud. Invia young M.A. Like, that shit is kind of crazy. Like, go back and look at this shit. Yo, they are identical. My God. They are identical. Are you lotioning up?

Yeah. Sositing it up. You got to do. Moisterizing before you say some silly shit. When you know you got something in your head that you just have to get off. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, shout out of the younger, man. Salute the younger me.

She's fired. But you can't, you see what I'm saying? If I can make you suck a bottle or a fucking dildo? Yeah. That's a different level of dominance. No, I think we should make them illegal, bro. You gotta come to the source to get it. Like, there's got to be something like that.

There's got to be like... You know, when they find like caves that have been rediscovered after like 5,000 years, they always have dildos in them. What do you mean diltos? What are you talking about? Chris, what are you talking about, you? Chris, that...

You're a dildo diver? What don't you be doing when you go to Taiwan? Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris. You'd be going in caves looking for artificial cops. He's the one that brought them little boys in there. What was that cave? What was that cave in like Indonesia, Thailand or some shit? Remember in the whole...

I got trapped. Yeah, that was you. They're like, oh, there's some artifacts. We got to find this. A little scrap scavenger. I'm just saying it seems to be part of the human condition that goes back. Was to make fake dicks. We always make fake dicks.

And that's the fall of an empire. That's why I talk. We've got to come to the source. You got to make them come to the source, yo. And that proves that studs are the most toxic. I've been saying it for a while. We don't talk about how toxic studs are. The fact that y'all have dildos and y'all are making girls suck scrap on us.

You're doing it just for dominance. You're doing it. And you're doing it just to say you did it. That's true, man. It's like a zoo. Like, a zoo shouldn't be legal. Here you go. Why?

What do you mean? Why shouldn't a zoo be legal? You should have to go to the forest to see the animals. Nah, but you want to see a wild animal up close? You want to see a wild animal in a safe place. Ain't no safe places over here So these dildos Yeah, those are prehistoric pieces

20,000 years old We are shoving out inside of pussy We are perverted people, yo Nah, bro Those are just sculptures of penises That's before blue too Now you're not going to have no more Yep

That's all they are nobody They weren't dildos Somebody just said hey let's make a sculpture You don't think that girls was using them, bro? Imagine your husband Yeah, yeah somebody saw it Yeah, they were out there In a warring party

You're gonna shove that thing in there Look at them trying to carve the head Yeah, some cavewoman backed that thing. Oh, yes. You know what I'm saying? You stick that into a little, like, a nook of a tree? That's what the fucking, um, the cave, the caveman club was. These are all from Germany.

That shit was a big-ass dildo. Why are these all from Germany? You know why, bro. Are they circumcised? Yeah, that's, actually, no, they're just hard. Because hard dick looks circumcised, yeah. God, damn. Yeah, that one got the curve in and everything.

Damn, who dick was that in the 1900s? What era was this? 19-200 years ago, Toronto. Jesus Christ. They got a measure to, like... I'm going to be honest with you. I'm going to be honest with you right now. I'm going to be honest with you.

Talk to me. It's the gayest thing ever happened on this podcast. We're just looking up ancient dicks? We just looking up ancient d. The second, Taylor not here? We're just like, yo, let's talk about lesbians and look up ancient dicks. This is why you cannot have a room full of men. How does a room full of men end up looking up prehistoric penises?

It's what we do. It's what we do. We do. Captain Kaye. God damn. All right enough already, man. What the fuck? That one got shit on it.

Yo. You're excited. Somebody made the balls. How you scoped the balls? And fucking got shit on the inner. Yo, he's your freaky-ass K-man. Freaky-ass K-man. He's a Swiss man.

My God. Like, God. Yo, it got shit on that one, too. Joe, he got shit on that one. You know. Oh. I got shit on it. I don't fucking do.

That's crazy. Before Taylor's here, before Taylor's here. We should tell the people what we're going to do. All right, listen, y'all. We, what is it? Yeah, but... Okay, so there's a way to text people from a number that's not yours,

so it comes as a random number. And Taylor is dying to see this Kendrick show. She forgot to get the promo code from when the tickets went on sale, waited online. 28,000 people. She was online with them. got to the moment where she was about to buy the tickets

and it was like enter the promo code. She's like, what's that? So she waded out. She doesn't have it. She didn't know what the promo code was. So there's a way to text people from a number that they don't know is yours. And we're texting her this. Celebrate Juneteenth with Stubhub. We're giving away free tickets to Kendrick Lamar at the Kia Forum. Text June 10th to this number to enter.

Offer only valid USA. Don't miss out. Hashtag Juneteenth. Hashtag free tickets. So when she texts June 10th, we're going to text back. Pipsqueak piped down. So she's not here, yeah. But the second she gets here. Oh, my God.

It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. My God. Speaking of June team, did you see Joe Biden at the June team celebration at the White House? No, what do you do? Pull up Joe Biden, Alex, at the June team celebration at the White House. And get that dirty-assdhistoric penis off the goddamn screen. Can we put this in the YouTube video so they can see what we're looking at?

Yeah. How they got old shit on the goddamn dildo, man? That just means gay has been gay for a long time. God, damn, maybe that might be blood. Yo, you're crazy. I'm serious. It might be blood, bro. All right, now, what did Biden do?

President Biden appears to freeze at White House Juneteenth. He really has been doing that. Do you think it's because there's someone in the crowd that's going English or Spanish? No, I think nobody's... Somebody texted him right before and say, hey, man, honey getting sentenced tomorrow. I want you to know. Whoever moves first is gay.

Someone's just whispering in Biden's ear. Whoever murders first is gay. Is that a transition right there? Like, President Biden don't know what's going on. Kirk Franklin is on stage performing. The whole front row is Joe Biden. The whole front row is Joe Biden? I just want to know why Joe Biden is just sitting there.

Like, he's fucking buffering. He's scared. There's black people. everywhere. The guy's from 1800. He's buffering. You know what, though? I thought about that. No, I did think about that. I was like, his memory is from back of the day. I was like, yo, Joe Biden probably was thinking, yo, there hasn't been this many black people on the White House launch since they built this place. I'm saying. Jesus. Yeah, he thought they was working. He's like, why they, what's going on? Why is

everyone dancing? He got to have some type of flashbacks like that. Oh, happy day. I just don't know. Duval posted the best shit. Duval said, um, home here he read what Duval said. Duval said, hold on. He's terrified, yeah. He's like, yo, get me out of it. Duval said, I'm just wondering what did they expect to gain from posting this? They really thought this made them look normal. Who's in charge of marketing to regular folks?

He's right. Yo, I think Biden need to show up to Duval Day. That would be fired. I think he needs to show up to Duval Day. That would be fired. He would be fired. He might win. By the way, you got to do stuff like that, man.

That's all I'm saying. Where should he show up? What do you think he should show up? You know, anywhere in the hood. Get off the hill and get to the hood. Those black people on the hill got y'all doing corny, goofy stuff like that. And they got y'all, you know, like one thing about those elected officials, especially the Democrats, man, they talk about the people they don't even talk to.

You know what I'm saying? And they claim to talk for the people they don't even talk to. Go down to Duval Day and see what the hood really thinks about something, man. I've been said that. Which party should they go to? Like, let's say the thing. Even if you don't want to go to the hood, go down to one of the HBCUs in Jacksonville, go down to one of the HBCUs in Atlanta, have town halls.

Go to the hood. What hood should they go to? BP Carmelahires should pull up to the hood, not President Biden. Bro, Donald Trump went to the Bronx. He definitely was in the Bronx. Where should Biden go? He bought out Sleepy Hollow and Chef G. I'm saying, like, where should Biden go?

He got to go to the Kendrick concert. He got to go to the Kia for him. You got to go to the Kia Forum. That's fine. We don't want you to do it. We don't want you to have. John Juneteeth. Wait, why not?

Not you, President Biden. Now, if I'm the VP, I'm trying to sneak my way up on that stage in some way, shape, before. Kamala's got a year. You know what I'm saying? That ain't going to happen either, though. Soft. Man, yo, they got so mad.

They didn't get mad. We had a discussion here on Brilliant Nidious last week, and I had coach of millennials, posted a post. Did you see that post, Alex? This is, this is, this is headline, this is clickbait headline one-on-one. Show me. Chalemay says Kendrick is still bothered by some of the Drake's, by some of the Drake's bar still.

That's why he's doing a concert on June 19th. I never said Kendrick was bothered. No. Now, you want to hear how you said specifically he's still thinking about it. He's thinking about it. He's mad. God damn it, people were like, you said he was mad. Father than mad are kind of similar.

Kendrick told, of course he was mad. He said, I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, the way that you dress. Now, hip-hop DX posted a very accurate headline. Kendrick Lamar's pop-out concert is another Drake dig. Shalameen, the God says, yes, that is an accurate headline. Okay. Because when a rapper gets on a track and a rapper says, you rap like you want to free the slaves,

we're going to have a concert on the day that we celebrate the slaves. We're freed. Okay? Now. So that is just, you know. Yeah. Y, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Man, what else we got? What's the best? I really just want to torture Taylor. I know, I can't wait for you guys here. I can't wait. What is the best, is the term Negro spiritual? Negro spiritual. What is the best Negro spiritual?

Juvenile back that ass up. Probably, no, between juvenile back that ass up. No, I mean like the back of the days one. The back in the day's one. Oh, probably Wade in the Water. Wade in the Water. Regina Bell, God is good. Is there a reason?

What was the one that Obama sang? Oh, this little light of mine. I'm going to let it shine. This little light of mine. Oh, man. Shout out to Michael Radin Jr. I'm going to let it shine. Michael Rainey Jr. got sexually assaulted by a woman.

Don't nobody give a fuck. Oh, man. What happened? If that was any woman from power who got their vagina grabbed on camera. Crazy. By a man, it'd be World War III out here. Michael Rainey Jr. gets groped. How old is he?

He's 23. He gets groped and he complains about it. If you're a man that's protect yourself in all times, Joe. Michael Rainey Jr. said the line and didn't get no sympathy. What you mean? Oh, pull up his statement. You know what the line is when somebody gets sexually assaulted? What's that?

I was me too. No? He said no. He's still processing. What happened? Oh, come on. Get out of you. That shit is.

Michael Rainy Jr. Did you see the video? No, let me see the video. Chris, just hit the... Chris, show me the goddamn video. Like, what is up? What is going on? Like, watch this shit, yo.

It might not be on this post. You probably have to go on Twitter for this, but... Wow, what's up? Why, she grabbed it hard? He, like, clearly grabbing it and for a while, and it just like... What was it at? It's the sister of the streamer. I do like that...

He's talking to a bunch of kids, like, giving them motivational speaking stuff, and out of nowhere, and the sister just comes out from the side. It's a handful of coxswain. Yes, that's it. Like, he look out, he's visibly like, yo, what the fuck? He's like, yo, come on, man. This ain't right, yo. This ain't right, yo.

Yeah, he's not mad. I'm glad they're using the right language. Actor sexually assaulted on live screen. Yo. He holding back that smitit. Just hilarious said the funniest shit, man. Just hilarious was like, stop going to everybody house with these live streams. everybody ain't cops or not.

What live stream was this? I have no idea. That girl shot her shot. At this point, everyone has seen the video circulating online. I am still in shock and don't fully know how to process what happened last night. This is an unfortunate situation. Had I... Oh, this is an unfortunate situation that I do not condone it anyway.

I can't take it lightly because I know I would be in serious trouble if the roles are reversed. The fact is, sexual assault is never okay. Regardless of gender status, we're all human. and we should respect each other. Most importantly, we should always respect ourselves. 50 six said that shit happened to him all the time. 56, man.

506 goes, yo, 50 is a funny motherfucker, man. 50 says, hold on. I just saw this a few minutes ago. 50 goes, hold on, where this shit at, yo? Oh, man, where is this shit at? Where the fuck is this shit at, man? Where is this shit at? Where the fuck is this shit?

What is it? Oh shit, maybe he just posted something with you and him. Yeah, he posted them on you. Did he delete it? And maybe he just left the comment. Maybe it was just a comment. He said, so he said some shit like, he was like, man, this shit been happening to me forever.

But he was like, fuck it. Y'all want the bitch to go to jail, lock her up. He was like, sexual or so does never okay. Whatever floats your boat. He literally said, whatever floats your boat. What is this? He wants you to be in a movie. All right, so there was this streamer that killed their girlfriend or something like that.

Everybody used to say, I look like him. And then I guess... Y'all look nothing alike. Yeah, I mean... Nothing. Nothing alike, bro. Charlotte. I mean, listen...

I don't want me to be great. I'm with... Why can't I look like the murderer, bro? I'm with all white people looking alike. I have no problem with it. He's a Latin. He's my point! He's a Latin.

How the fuck does Andrew Shores look like a Latin? I'm Latino. By the way... By the way? I'm a Latin. By the way? He chose violence. 50's choosing violence.

I'm all for Andrew Schultz playing a Latino. Yeah. Do you understand what would happen on social media that day Andrew Schott gets casted to play a Latino? Oh, that would be great. Oh, my God. They would let me do. I speak Spanish. Yeah, he speaks Spanish.

Oh, man, my God. Yeah, I'm nice. I know how to salsa, I know how to marangay. I know how to . All right. You said it was general, but you said it was general. But no, that's under review. Let's under review. You got to review that one.

I don't know. And I'm not the best decision maker here, so I'm going to leave that to the judges. That's under review. Let's put that one under review. Wait, so he murdered her or she murdered him? Nah, he murdered her. Fucked up.

It's horrible. Yo, 50. Please cast Andrew Shultes is a Latino. What does the comments say? Make it big a show. I want my boy Andrew Shultz. Somebody put, nah, he got auditioned like the rest of us. Yeah.

A little scroll down, Taylor? I mean, I'm not sure. Homie didn't have to kill his wife like that, fellas. Just take that L like a man and keep it moving. First of all, what do you mean homie didn't have to kill his wife like that? Yeah, what way would you mean? Exactly. Are you saying, you should have said, homie didn't have to kill his wife at all.

Nah, get G easy. Him or G. Easy. Fifth, don't sleep on the undiscovered talent, though. They don't know he's Latino yet. They don't know he's Latino. Oh, happy you day. They don't know he's Latino. They don't know he's Latino.

be great. That's all in it. This little light of mind. You're going to need Kim Kardashian to play the wifey. Yo, who's going to play the wifey? Yo, fuck it. Get a white guy from Manhattan and an Armenian from L.A. to play a Latino couple. You got to get that girl accusing Kanye. Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. I can see that. We got at least, we got at least get her audition.

Yeah, why. I can see that. What do you mean? Why did she have to audition? I don't know. Why do you think she got to audition? Do you want to audition? Why does you got to have to audition somebody? You guys is a talent agent now? Yep. I didn't know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Soutu, you got from Wu-Tang. Yo, Shia, you got. But for real, though, that girl who accused Kanye, what are your thoughts about her? I have not thought about her. No. I'm not even sorry until you posted her last week here on this podcast.

You think you've thought about her quite often. No, I haven't thought about her quite often at all. I just came to my mom right now, but she's stacked. She built, though. She built, right? You don't think she built right? I have not paid no attention. What's her name?

I'm married, bro. So am I. I'm not a daughter. Yeah, me, I got four. Like, I'm not like, I don't think you start. Yeah, but sometimes you see him come up on Instagram and you're just like, God damn. Damn. You know what I mean?

Because she got some Goddams on her. She does. God damn. She got some goddamns on her. I don't pay no attention. She does. She does. With all due respect.

I don't pay no attention. They need to put her on the W. NBA team in the Olympics. At a certain point in time, you just need to put random girls on the WNBA team even if they don't play basketball. At this point, it don't matter.

Who else need to go on the team? I don't know. Who else need to go into Goddick? God damn, man. Chris? Holy shit. I told you last week. It's just an escalate with no features,

bro. The middle to the right. It's just an escalate with no features, bro. You're fucking hating. Look at that middle to the right. What did you just do? Something you just did was wrong. That one, and then go middle right.

Who was the thick person on the left with the t-shirt? It's all the same person. No, not just now, they have on jeans. Go back to-bye-all-a-all-same. You are crazy right now. No, go back. You just can't handle it, man. Yeah, who's that?

That's up. No, with the sleeveless shirt on and the jeans? That's you. Who is that? Charlotte is all the same person. Right there. You're talking about Kanye. What you do.

He's talking about yay. Who's that thick, motherfucker? Fuck, man. Yay. He looked like Kendrick Perkins or something. Yeah. Big Perk. He do look like Big Perk.

He too. Man, you gotta put these pictures in the YouTube videos of people to see when we look at him at. Yeah. No, he's a little thick bill. He's a little thick bill. Oh, let's pay a bill. God's damn, though. What's up, Shoddy?

There she go. Taylor Gang. Taylor gang. Why'd you mind your fucking business coming late? Hey, don't come in here late. Talking shit. Coming late talking shit. All right, let's pay some bills, man.

I'm not talking about Dr. Umar saying dark skin black men in 2024. Guilty or more cooner than light skin black men. I agree with him. Not when Kendrick put on for dark skin men this year in such a real way. Okay, all right? Okay, dark skin. Kendrick got light skin men on the ropes. Yeah, that's fast.

Yeah, white, what do you call white skin? Lightskins. Y'all on the rope. On the fucking rope. You're on the ropes right now. Step it up. Let's pay some bills. Do more black stuff. Don't start.

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And then come back Sunday For Father's Day First Father's Day man Father's Day Congratulations man But yeah I'll be on the life tour And then thank you so much for Seattle and Vancouver, for selling out all the shows, man.

That was fucking awesome. Love going out there to that Pacific Northwest, especially in the summer. In the winter, that shit is dreary as hell. But in the summer, it might be the most beautiful place from the planet. So it was very cool to be out there. Get ready to get out a goddamn thing for Father's Day.

You know, what should I ask for Father's Day? My wife was asking. I'm like, I don't think I want anything. You're the dad. You got everything. You got the best gift you could ever get, which is a daughter. Exactly.

A child. My baby. I got my wife. That's it. But do you, do you, Do you go like, oh, I want free time or, oh, I want. I'm not even going to be here. Well, I'm coming back on Father's Day.

Me and my wife will be coming back on Father's Day. I am too. But so I still go, yo, I want to play paddle from this time or this time. The most beautiful thing about Father's Day is literally being a father. What you're going to love the most is sitting there on the couch or on your bed, holding your baby, and just thanking God that you're a father. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

That's what I like to do. My favorite thing in the world is just laying on my couch with my five-year-old and my two-year-old on each side of me. That's the best. That's the best. My eight-year-old ain't having it. She don't care. She don't care. And my 15-year-old definitely don't give a damn.

But that five-year-old, that two-year-old, they still right there. I love it. Nothing better. The best. Nothing better. My book, Get Out of the Dialline, Why Small Talk Sucks. Available everywhere you buy books now. Thank you to everybody for making it another national bestseller.

I will be at the Grove. at the grove this Friday at the Barnes & Noble at the Grove at 7 p.m. with the good sister, Amber Grimes, having a discussion for my new book, Get Onus and Die Line. This is the last stop on this first leg of the book tour. So come see me Friday. Last I checked on event right, it said a few tickets left, literally said a few tickets left. So, you know, maybe this is already sold out by the time you're hearing this. But I'll see y'all Friday night at the Grove, Barnes and Nobles. in L.A. I'll be on Bill Mar this week, too, man. I'll be on Bill Maher Friday. By the time y'all hear this, I'll probably, unless we drop it tomorrow, I'm doing the Daily Show this week, too.

I'm doing the Daily Show. On Wednesday, I'll be doing something, something cool. I'm going to be talking about a chapter from my book, which is the language of politics is dead. Ooh. And how you motherfucking elected officials, especially Democrats can get your messaging better. Okay.

Yeah. So I'll be on the Daily Show, doing that. Then I'll be on Bill Marr Friday nights. Are you going to do his podcast as well? I don't have time. That'd be cool to see you guys chop it up. I really want to do club random, but I don't have time because after I leave from Bill Marshall, I got to go to the book sign. Got it. But if I didn't have to go to the book sign, I would definitely be doing club

random. What else we got, Taylor gang? What have we missed? What have we missed? Oh, happy day. I have a question, though. Yes, Steve. Whatever the end tail. There's so many people that was so happy that you didn't have no questions this week. I stand for you, Taylor.

I don't mind you. I defend you on the podcast. I defend you not. I think that they like that. Maybe I'll wait to ask idiot because it's really ask idiot questions. Wait, why? But what if it's an idiot asking the question?

Because we're all idiots, so it's okay. So you can ask an idiot or idiots can ask you that question? I caught the tail end off the Dr. Umar and I just had a question for white people. What was the tail end of Dr. Uma? But how you're saying that, Kendra-O-Marr? You can never go wrong with Dr. Umar. Play Dr. Umar.

Go ahead. Play the clip. Yeah, he's the king. Let's hear. Let's hear. Let's hear Dr. Umar. Umah had been to the breakfast club since 2020.

Why? Why not? So you've never heard the clip? He just reminded me that. We're going to be back. I need him. He said, you got to pay him. I would make a donation to the school.

All right. You're ready? I'd make a donation to the school of his choice. Yes, go. And I got to say this. In all honesty, so far in 2024, dark-skinned black men are guilty of cooning more than any other black men. I don't want to hear nothing about the light-skinned brothers for the rest of the year. I don't want to hear nothing about the mixed-race brothers for the rest of the year.

So far in 2024, dark-skinned brothers, my complexion and darker, have been doing more cooning and participate in a more bunny hopping and more racial betrayal than all the light skin men in black America put together. Leave the light skin brothers alone. Leave the mixed race brothers alone. Back. Dark skin men are cooning out of control. So far in 2020.

I've been saying this shit. And y'all tell me to shut up every single week. Who is he referring to? All the dark skin dudes. No, I want to know. I need, I need examples. No. I mean, honestly, these light skin dudes are, you know, they're putting the dark skin dudes on

their back. I need examples because Kendrick got us up this year in a real way. Unless he's talking about Stephen A. Smith. No. Even A. Smith ain't really dark skin. Exactly. That's what I said. He's like a caramel brown.

It's specifically the dark skin dudes. I need to know. I come on this podcast every single week and I tell you about them. I know who he's talking about. Who? Adrian Brunner. Adrian Bruner ain't dark skin? Yeah, he is.

Yes, he is. Oh, he's not. He said his complexion of darker. Yeah, he's like his complexion of darker. Yeah, Adrian Brunner. It's not Dr. Wimmore complexion. Cut it out. Yes, he is.

No way, Jose. Hold on him. He's lucky he ain't bedding no cheeks last week. For real, y'all. He ain't lucky he ain't bet no cheeks. That dude told you to get neck and that dude put you on your ass. That is true. Nah, he ain't Dr. Lamar's complexion.

That's not a life complex. But why he didn't coon, why you say he was cooning? Because he was talking all that shit just to lose them. That's not cooning though. That's woofing. That's woofing. What did he end up losing? Did he end up losing anything?

Nah, the fight. What about Tim Scott? He can't really put Tim Scott in that category because that's who Tim Scott is. He's been doing that. They didn't start this year. You know what I'm saying? He didn't just start this year.

Like, he's been doing that. I want more examples for who Dr. Lamar is talking about. Because, you know, you can't have the victory that Kendrick Lamar had against Drake and, you know, say that Dawson men have been Cooning it up. What about Chef G? I don't think that's Coonin.

I don't think there's no... Definitely not. What is Cooning about having a different political opinion? Hanging out with Biden is Coonin. Oh, let's talk about that. Now, black Democrats, black Republicans, it's the same level of Cooney. I don't know why they think they look any different. Y'all don't look no different walking up to Joe Biden, bowing to him, kissing his hand.

Y'all don't look no different than these people worshiping orange. Jesus. But you don't like it don't look no different. You look worse. I don't know if you look worse. You just don't look no different to me. I think Biden's ass is worse because he said he was going to do shit and didn't. At least, at least black like at least Trump freed black people.

I mean Biden's done it. What you mean? They freed Biden. He freed Bid Bidacap. He freed, uh, he freed Codac black. He did fart in Kodak. Like I'm saying he's freed black people. How many black people is Biden is free? Oh, he's, recently he's done.

Oh, recently. because he did the pardons for the marijuana, the federal. So he did some pardons. All he did is free student loan debt. Which is good. Free student loan debt, the money to the HBCUs, but also pardoning a lot of people who were nonviolent marijuana offenders. Free thug.

The thug going to free itself. Yeah, so. You saw his lawyer? Man, 50 cents executive producing that shit. Oh, yeah. That is Power Book 3. I don't give a fuck what nobody's sake. That is, like, that shit don't even make no...

I don't even know what's going on. They're going to fumble that case. It's fumbled already. I can't even believe he's still in there. I think it's bad for him right now because his lawyer is the one who just got locked up. His lawyer got locked up because his lawyer said, why are y'all having motherfucking secret meetings with witnesses trying to coerce the witness to talk? And then they were like, how do you know this?

I get that, but still at the end of the day, the judge can. No, the judge looks bad in this case. This reminds me when Meek Mills lawyer had a personal vendetta against him. And remember, she's not even, I think they removed her from the kid. I don't even think she's a judge anymore because of that whole shit. This looks bad. Like, you can't be a judge and be with other lawyers trying to coerce a witness to talk. I agree.

That's what Thug's lawyer. Thug's lawyer called him on their shit. And the judge is like, the judge didn't deny it. He said, who told you that? Yeah. And now I'm in jail for that? Oh, hell no. Boy, when, if Thug, when Thug beats this case and comes home.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Man. He'll be the biggest thing in hip-hop. Let's go. And it's not even close. And I hope he changes his name. Taylor, what's good, yo?

I hope he changes his rap name. I don't want him to be a young thugged mama. What should he be? Just call himself Jeffrey. Big Jeffrey, the biggest. Big Jeffrey, the biggest. Why was you so happy today? You never told me.

I got a message from somebody that's close to Kendrick Lamar. Saying that. Shut on me Saying that They're going to try Give me to the show Oh, okay Yeah, stop it

Okay Ain't got no messes She was very happy She was almost in tears I did cry Hug me And I'm like, What the fuck you hugging me for?

What fuck you hugging me for? I don't know why you're going to be a show But I'll show it because I'm proud But you didn't get the tickets yet He said he's trying Shut up Shut up He said he's trying

Ready? What? He said he's trying. He didn't say you got him. He said he's trying. Why wouldn't I, though? I mean, you know. Let me see.

He ain't turned, you know. No. I don't think that's his real place. No, boy, don't say anything. I'm not saying shit. Did you reply back to him? Yes. Let me see if that's his real page.

I'm just looking at his shit. Let me see if that's his real page. It is his real page. Great guy, by the way. Great guy. You DMed him? Yes. No, I never deempted him.

He DMed me. He did. He DMs you? Just randomly. He DM'd you randomly. He DM'd you randomly. He DM'd you randomly. Ha ha ha ha ha. Let's do some asking you.

Let's get a people with 15 minutes. Megan the stallion AI sex tape. That's why AI is disgusting. Okay? Megan the stallion performance in Florida proved more emotional than more than You're crazy, that. Because Meg barely held back tears right before playing one of her hits.

When the beat starts, Meg tries to launch into the song, but can't even get through the first few balls before stopping to collect herself once again. Her fans cheer her on and the writing added to the video by the person filming shows love for making the science, so her fans didn't seem upset by this star needing to let her feelings out. And Megan said it's really sick how y'all go out of your way to hurt me when you see me winning. Y'all going too far. Fake-ass shit.

Just know the day was your last day playing with me and I mean it. Hey, Megan, when you figure it out on how to bomb on these motherfuckers with this AI shit, let me know. So it was AI the video? It was AI. They've been doing this to a lot of people, people haven't been paying no attention because I guess I haven't looked at any of them, but I guess you can really tell this AI. Wow, it's pretty good. Oh, you saw it? You saw it?

No. Oh, I didn't see it. I didn't see it. I thought it looked legit. It's getting better and better. Yeah. It's hard to. They just change from the girl's face.

But it's... They did. It's getting hard to tell. You think so? So it's only a matter of time for one of us sucking cock. I mean, they can make that happen. It's happening. They can make that. They're going to have us sucking a strap, yo.

One of these fucking technologically sound studs. This is just trying to get ahead of it. One of these technologically sound studs. Listen, one of you technologically sound studs going to have me sucking a strap. Oh, no. I ain't going to deny it. By the way, I'm not going to deny. I'm not going to give a, listen, I'm not giving a fuck.

You think I give a fuck about this shit? They've been putting out so much fake shit about me over the edge. I think I give a shit. Yeah. Remember that picture of that guy that was bonked up in the air? Cheaped up. He was triple cheek the fuck up. You keep trying to deny this.

That's you, son. That was before photo. He was quadruple cheek the fuck up. Was that you, son? No. You sure that wasn't? My cheeks ain't that big. No, but the way you was tooting it.

Toot that thing up. Mommy, make it roll. Before we do some Ascan Nias, what you're going to wait to the concert, Taylor? Oh, I'm going to be Kendrick out. Nah, no, this is what you gotta get. You gotta go get this. You gotta have the legacy of resilience on, you know what I'm saying?

Okay, well, where is it? 16, 19. I'm gonna get you laced up for the concert next week. Legacy and resilience. You see this? You wanna be- You have a short set though because it's- It's June T-Sethe-

We got the short sets. We got the shorts and I got the t-shirts. We gonna have you late-up. This is what you want. Do you think you'll have good tickets? This is what you want. Okay, 1619. He hit me up.

I will hope so. What do you think he'll give you? I'm not- I'm gonna get my people at Legacy of Resilience to hook you up. Matter of fact, if you're going to the Kendrick Lamar

concert next week, go to the legacy of resilience.com and get you some nice point comfort gear. You know what's so crazy? You got the short sets, the T-shirts.

Did you buy your flight out there already? I told her all flights are canceled next week. I told her that earlier. She didn't listen to me. Can I say, though, when I try to bring up

that picture of you, all that comes up is like giving me the ass. You got a scrub from the internet? No, no, no, no, no. You got that big scrub for the internet, yeah. This is what you do. Whenever shit like that come out, you just got to do shit like what I do.

Which is? I wouldn't gave him via fake ass. So when you type in Charlemagne ass, that's what comes up. God damn! Yo, give me one of them prehistoric penises, y'all. I'm gonna go to fucking town on that motherfucker. All right? Who is like that guy?

That shit. Like your double-gated, for real. You click on that shit again. That's what I look like my double gay. You asked for this, yo. You asked me. You asked for this. That motherfucker couldn't play me on Tooby.

Oh, man. Oh, man. My guy, Wino, man. God bless O'Wano and Hovay. Why they have this guy, too? God bless Holamey. Why didn't, why didn't Wino and Hobane come up just now? I guess they were on the episode?

Yeah. Can you not zoom into that one right there? Yo, I'm going to take a fucking prehistoric penis to that guy. Go get me one of them shit out the fucking caves, yo. One thing Chris said in the whole box. That one just like you. You got your eyebrows. Look at the caption.

What did the caption say? What's going on with Shalaman? That shit is you, bro. You, son. Just admit it, bro. So we can put this shit to rest. What did Wendy Williams have you do? Son.

What the fuck was that for, Zah? There's people out there that really believe that's me. Yeah, they're called Alex Media, Andrew Shultz, Chris Moreau, and Taylor. I'm trying to see while I'm meeting my motherfucking. Serial Charlamagne, someone about to get Photoshopped onto that Charlamine peek. That's weird funny. That's your funny.

They say it's definitely you. And they're going to use it to photograph other people on so they can look as gay as you. That's funny as shit. People really think that's me, man. Go to the Hollywood Times. Click on that one, Taylor. I think you guys accept that one, Charlotte. It's the same thing.

See the God, Charlamine, the God, neckie. Gallery. God damn. No, that's great. Oh, no, no. See the God. Shalameen the God, naked gay photo. First of all, why would y'all assume it's gay? I mean, I know I ain't tooting that shit up for my wife. Oh, yeah. No, no, there could be a girl under you and you're about to thrust.

It might be a stud back there. Yo. What? You're crazy. This guy is absolutely great. Let's do some asking. This guy is a fucking man. Because show's got a go in nine minutes, tale of gang.

Taylor gang. Tell a, I'm going to get you late. next week. I'm going to get you a nice, the Legacy of Resilience gear. You've got to wear the Legacy of Resilions get to the Kendrick concert, man. Go to legacy of Resilience.com, man. Go get you some dope-ass point comfort gear. You see what he makes people do, though, right?

What Kendrick made people do? Yo, my, uh, salute to Kendrick Lamar. It really pisses me off. It did piss me off that y'all thought that y'all thought Taylor going to the concert. Wait, why? Pull up to ask you, Taylor.

It did, but it's not like loading. Oh, there is. Why would he DM you? Just randomly. He must still, this is what I feel. Because, you know, I definitely put a lot, I put a lot of sound design through the Kendrick Lamar stuff from Breakfast Club.

And I mean, I'm sure they might check out Bernie. And bring you idiots, yes. They have been doing some cool shit, though. They've been doing cool shit. Like, because, you know, Lettie, slew to Lettie, who's got the number one morning show in LA, 18 to 34, drop on the clothes bonds for Lettie. Even though we're not about

Newfoundie Martinez and Brownback podcast. Yes. They're doing some cool giveaways for the Kendrick Lamar concert. Head has been doing some cool giveaways on social media. They've been doing some cool shit. Like they've been randomly like hitting up people and... Yeah.

My boy got hit up. What you mean? He got hit up. He got like a, I guess they're doing like a text thing. Oh, no, they've been doing that. So, I mean, I'm not surprised that, you know, Taylor got a DM. She's a Kendrick Lamar super fan. How do you keep calm while overstimulated?

Gary M underscore M. Good question. How do you keep calm or overstimulated, Shorts? Addie! Dude, an Adderall. Ugh, I miss it. Really? I'm a scared of it.

Oh, you had to get off it? No, no, I've never really on it. Why do you want to add a lot overstimulated? That's a great question. I guess that's a nice thing about being able to go on stage. It's like it's going to lock you in no matter what. You just got to stay. locked in. I think the worst is when you're on a flight and you have internet and you're just

like, I'm like scrolling or reading, like I'm doing a million different things and looking at my phone for five hours straight. It's just probably horrible. Yeah. So what I should probably do is get a book and just read that, but I don't. How about you? What do you do? Yeah, if you're overstimulated, it's your fault. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Because that means it's either too many people pulling you in too many different directions. All you're trying to do too many things at one time. So yes, to your point, I keep mad books on me. Like in my bag, right? right now. I got Bill Maher, you know, what this comedian said will shock you. Fantastic book. Love it. I got Ryan Holiday's new book. Right thing. Right now. You know? And, um, yeah. So it's like,

whenever I get overstimulated, I disconnect from everything. Because this is what this, this shit will oversimulate you more than me. Oh, God. I know what I mean? So it's like, I don't go on Twitter. I don't do Reddit and all that shit. I don't go on Facebook. The only thing I'm on is Instagram. And I see what I want to see. Yeah. You know, because the way my page is filtered. So I don't over-stimulate myself on purpose. And, you know, like I said, if you all overstimulated, just disconnect. They're just, they're like pump your brakes. Kids will over-stimulate you.

When you got four kids, that are overstimulate. Yeah, because you'll have four different people trying to talk to you at one time. Right. Especially the youngest ones. All three of them, and they don't ever care what you're saying to your wife. I can be talking to my wife about something, and then all three of them will bombard us at once. As if we're not even talking. Yeah.

So I'm trying to talk to my wife. wife, but then they're talking and this and then, it's like, yo. Yeah. That's when I go. How do they interrupt? What is it? What do they say? There's no interrupt.

They just, it's like, they're just coming. They'll put whatever they got on top of whatever you got. So, me and you can be talking right now and they'll come in like, we're not talking and just talk about what they want to talk about as if we're even listening to them, which you are because they're the kids. Yeah, yeah. King D. 71 says, what did you think, what did you guys think about X-Men 97? Fan fucking fantastic.

Jewish person, would you celebrate 12? Who? Two of these nuts in your mouth. Yeah. Yo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

What's what I'm talking about. Yes. That's what I'm talking about. Right there. Right fucking there. You know what I'm saying? Right there. What I don't say?

What made you this thing? I don't know. Nothing was related. X-Men 97 was fantastic. Loved it. The cartoon? Best thing Marvel's put out Oh, really?

Since end-game. How's the story? Fantastic. Really? And they fired a Bo Domayo, that is his name? A Bo DeMio, he wrote X-Men 97. I don't understand why he's not writing a live-action movie. That's that good.

I need to know what he did. I need to know why y'all fired this man. Because X-Men 97 is fan-fucketastic, and it pisses me. off because Marvel has literally wasted four to five years of our lives since endgame. Because as we said on this podcast before, after endgame, they should have went right into the mutant stars. They should have went to a whole other earth, right? And that earth has the X-Men because everything that they wanted to do in this phase from having

more women characters to having more diversity, it's all in the X-Men world organically. It's right there. So they should have went to a whole other world, gave us the X-Men, and in the process of the mutant saga, start introducing us to the incursions and everything else. Because we would already be aware of the multiverse because they would take us to another universe. They would take us to this other planet, you know,

where the X-Men exists. Maybe the Fantastic Four exists. I don't know, but definitely the X-Men. So we know from that moment on that there's a multiverse that exists. And I think Marble should have waited a little while. After endgame, they didn't have to rush us with all of these TV shows and everything. They should have just pumped their brakes

and introduced the mutant saga the right way. They should have actually thought about it like we're restarting the MCU. I like that. Let's start like how we started with Iron Man. Let's get this one character that we're going to focus on and then build around it. And build around it.

They wasted four or five years of our life with a bunch of unnecessary shit. Have you watched Fallout? It's not even a thing. It's on Amazon. Prime. It's based on the video game, Fallout. It's a real. This is a real. I'm not saying

you up. It's a real. I recommend watching it. It was excellent. Fallout. Starring Ella Pernell. Okay. I don't know the other people. Can you look it up right now just a show? It's literally a real show and it's Amazon's number

one show and it's fantastic show. Based on the game, fallout. Can you look it up, please? Michael says if any liquid condiment can come out your index finger. I can't trust it, bro. I thought I was about to fall out this chair and get this dick in your mouth. God damn. Gosh, darn it.

What is fallout? Fall out this dick in your mouth. It's just never going to. What is fallout? This dick is never going to fall out your mouth. There we go. That's better. I mean, it's not how the game works,

but at least it makes sense. You know what I mean? Listen. Listen. You're not doing this. You can make money penetrating, and that's about it. That's too good.

That's too good. It's too obvious, though. Penetrating? Come on. What? You can make money penetrating. What's penetrating? Penetrating this dick!

No, that wouldn't make no sense. Penetrating this ass! If any liquid condom it can come out your index finger, what would you choose? Sperm. Damn. God, damn. You wouldn't like that? Oh, my God.

You wouldn't like that? What kind of superhero do you want to be, man? Fum, fume. Fee. Shit. Fum. Why, you got to, like, stretch your nose. Yeah, and then fume.

Nutman is crazy. Yeah. Nutman is fire. Just go around squirting, not on people out your finger. Fum. Foom. Foom. Foom.

Wouldn't that be sick? But what if they could get a girl pregnant? By fingering them? Well, you just don't finger in with that finger. You got to hear her with the middle or the ring. That would confuse the shit out of a girl. Imagine finger on a virgin. She gets pregnant.

Oh, my God. Did she try to say it's yours? You're like, I thought of the fuck of this mind. It would be. Jesus. That is some Jesus. Jesus Christ, man. If any, mine would probably be Polynesian sauce.

You don't like it? A chick filet sauce. Oh, you do like it? No, no, no, I like Polynesia sauce sauce. You would want that to come out of your finger. Yeah. That's fire. Be cool.

Wipe your ass. Or maybe water. Water would be good. Now water would be sick. Water would be crazy because, you know, one day, shit, water might be contaminated so much. You might have to suck your finger. That'd be fine, though. Like a thermos or whatever, like one of those, like, old water balance?

Yeah. That's perfect. What's go? Scroll down, Taylor. If you guys were to co-star and a movie together, what would the premise be? Ooh, easy. It's a day in the life of brilliant idiots We did have a premise

Did we have a premise before we was presidents Or some shit like that? We fucked around and our fans voted So many of us wrote us in That we became like president of some shit Yeah That is true. Yeah

Yeah, it was some sort of like We did a fake joke that we were going to run for president And then it went so viral That we actually got enough mail-in votes That we won And then that was the premise And now we have to be president That's awesome

Yeah. Oh, we definitely doing a bread-in-neidious movie one day. Yeah, we gotta do something. It's happening. I feel like it should be like Friday-ish. I mean, that'd be fire too. But like y'all talking and then what are you talking about? Y'all acted.

Would you be debo? Why don't I got to be deep-bos? What would you be? That little dog that the fucking Mexican stuff told the bite, go bite fucking, fucking, we're talking about the first Friday, not Friday after Nick. You'd be one of the chickens and the chicken coopers, Smokey got high. Oh, you could be E-Zell. You'd be a good little EZelle.

Yeah, you be a good old EZE-ZAL. T-Zle! You'd be a good little T-Zal. I can see you, T-Zal. That'd be good. You'd be a good T-Zal. Scroll up, Taylor. What else we got, Taylor?

Teller. Let's do a couple more, Taylor. Cloud the King 13. What was it like interviewing Bill Burr? Y'all liked that Bill Burr interview, huh? Somebody told me it was going viral on TikTok yesterday. A woman told me that at the day, actually. A woman at the day.

Daily Show told me that. I mean, Bill Burr is Bill Burr, man. Like, comedians are the best, bro. When they don't give a fuck. Hmm. And when they're, when they're smart.

Yes. Which most comedians are. The good ones. The good ones. The good ones are actually very valuable. Have you ever done an IQ test shows? No. I wonder about that.

I wonder if, like, certain comedians, I wonder what their IQs are. I really do. Uh, You got into the team. Which one? What's the best summer of vacation as a kid? Ooh.

All right, let's end on these. What was your best summer vacation as a kid, Schultz? God, I'm trying to think. They all kind of blend together, but I used to love summer, man. Got out to the beach, hang out at the beach, like total freedom as a kid. And, uh... When? Fire Island.

Fire Island, it was called. Is this, like, Little Island off a Long Island? and there's no cars or nothing like that and you just let your kids run around so we would just run around no nothing and it was just awesome to surf every single day and you know it was really cool

absolutely nothing to do but you found shit to do because you were just a kid when did it become like super gay or was it always that? The whole island is straight except for two communities but because that's where all gays go

it kind of people think the whole island is gay and it's kind of cool because it keeps away homophobes and shit. So the people that go there tend to be like cooler, open-minded, they're like not worried. They don't need to be at like the cool place. And it wasn't like, now it's become pretty like expensive and shit.

But like back in the day, like it wasn't, it was pretty modest. Like the homes were really modest. Like it was just awesome. You have total freedom from when you're a kid. Like single digits. You're just running around, do whatever what you want. Yeah. I guess my way. I was there for a week the summer just for that reason. Yeah. Let my kids.

Just you let your kids go. Yeah. And then you can do as much gay shit as you want. Yeah, nobody will judge. You know what I mean? What you crazy? It's called Fire Island. No, yeah.

You're leaving out the most, to me, the biggest part of it. Go, go, go. No cars. Oh, I said that. I said that. I said that. Oh, I thought you said carbs. No cars.

No, no cars. Like that's a born. So you can really let kids. The kid's not going to get hit by a car and nothing like that. Why is no cars? It's such a small island. There's almost. no road, so there'd just be one road for them, and they can barely go on that one. And then besides

that, it's just like a rule that they made so that it would be kind of safer. So everybody gets around on bikes. It's so small. We're talking like, the bay to the beach is like an avenue wide. It's the smallest. Yeah. And, uh, but the kids, you just, if you're a parent, you can literally let your kids do whatever they want and they don't rely on you for anything. Like, there's one grocery store. Usually that grocery store, you can have like an account there. So like, your kid can just get food. Like, you literally, as a parent, now I get it, like, you just take a break. And your kids have the

time of their lives because they're totally free. They could do whatever they want. So, the rule was like, take swimming lessons so you don't drown. And outside of that, do whatever the fuck you want. Wow. Pretty cool. I guess mine was Disney World. Come on, I live in Orlando. So we used to go down to Orlando.

I remember a Disney World. I don't remember. We didn't do summer vacation all the time like that, but I do remember Disney World once. What happened? Nothing. It was just cool. You enjoyed it. Yeah, it was cool going to Disney World.

I mean, but that's something that, you know, speaking of Father's Day, like, that's the kind of memories you make for your kids now. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, having those type of traditions, like, you know, we go away every summer. We can be going away in a couple of weeks, you know, and we go to the same place every summer. So it's like the same way that, you know, you all talking about Fire Island. That's how my kids talk about Anguilla. I think that's helpful, though, because, like, when you get older, you're like, I want to see all the places.

in the world. I want to go to France. I want to go to Italy. But as kids, you start to build these memories in these places and you want to go back and continue to exist within them. Like that regularity, I think, is very important. You don't realize until you actually have conversations with, well, no, when you hear kids talk, like my five-year-old and my eight-year-old, you know, I catch them just randomly talking about places we've been. You know what I mean? whether it's Zanzibar, whether it's, you know, South Africa, whether it's Dubai, like they randomly, and it's, it's normal to them. Like, you know, my, my, my, my oldest is 15, she'll be 16 in a few weeks. You know, she's had her to be 16 early. But, like, you know, when she gives,

you know, speeches or she talks about things that she appreciates, it's literally always the fact that she's been all around the world, you know, like literally, like, she'll, she'll say that. So, you know, you don't even realize, um, things that they appreciate. Yeah, the thing that they appreciate the seeds that you're playing in their head. Yeah. You know?

Because I didn't get on a plane until I was 21 years old. Yeah. Let's have a passport. I don't know. Shit. I didn't get on a plane. Why are you judging me?

I'm not judging, but, I'm not just thinking. But next week, you won't be getting on a plane either. I put you on a fucking, I can't believe you didn't get hit up. No, that doesn't mean, like, right? No, I put you on a list that you could potentially get tickets for the thing.

No, you did. Well, I put her number on it. And then it said that they were going to reach out to you. No, you didn't. But, all right. Yo, let's try. I didn't start riding a plane. We didn't ask you.

Charlie Marciano says, when was the last time? I got a roll. I got a roll. I was trying to explain why I wasn't judging you. I got to go. All right, we're out. We're going on. Next week, we'll be back with another episode of Brinett.

As always, you listen to this podcast. You think we're smart. You think we're intelligent. You're absolutely right. But if you listen to this, podcast and you think we're just a couple idiots. You don't know shit. You're right, too.

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