The Brilliant Idiots - Ego Trip

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

In this episode of the Brilliant Idiots, Charlamagne Tha God and Andrew Schulz discuss various topics including the desensitization to current events, the role of politicians, and the upcoming 2024 el...ection. They also touch on the recent Secret Service hearing mentioning Charlamagne's name, the impact of Hulk Hogan's racist comments, and the potential matchup between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump. The conversation explores the need for authentic and charismatic leaders in politics and the importance of addressing issues such as reproductive rights and criminal justice reform. They discuss various topics including the love for dick, moaning, prostate exams, Kamala Harris, and the concept of cults in religion. Charlamagne Tha God discusses his thoughts on Elliot Wilson and his placement in the top 25 hip-hop power rankings, and more… Chapters 00:00 The Normalization of Chaos 18:41 Authenticity and Charisma in Politics 28:27 The Potential Kamala Harris vs. Donald Trump Matchup 33:02 Addressing Reproductive Rights and Criminal Justice Reform 39:29 Holding Public Figures Accountable 41:16 Love, Moaning, and Prostate Exams 49:44 Cults in Religion and Christianity 53:26 Kamala Harris and Lived Experiences 59:45 Brittany Griner's Baby and Family Feud 01:19:25 Ranking the Greatest Rappers 01:56:26 Questioning Elliot Wilson's Placement ************************************ Sponsor Brilliant Idiots: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/brilliant-idiots Get Honest or Die Lying Why Small Talk Sucks By Charlamagne Tha God https://a.co/d/gpFlOol Check out Andrew Schulz www.theandrewschulz.com Alice Randall "My Black Country" Out Now! https://a.co/d/1VTFp9i Check out all the podcast on Charlamagne's "Black Effect Network" https://blackeffect.com Check Out "Summer Of 85" on Audible www.audible.com/pd/Summer-of-85-A…areTest=TestShare TaylorMade-It Production Contact: Taylormadeitprod@gmail.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 To the guy who said, I'll marinate the chicken, then forgot. Hi, you're a Safeway PA announcer here. We've got pre-marinated meat. So all that's left is pretending you made it yourself. Yep, Shalameenegh. Andrew Strong. We are the brilliant ears podcast. Back for another week of brilliant idiotness.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Bang, bang. Heather Kyle Walker, what's happening? What's up, everybody? Man, such an unprecedented... I don't even know if this is unprecedented anymore. Shit is just normal now. Yeah, it is weird how desensitized we are. to everything. It's just normal. I said this morning, right? I walked into the breakfast club studios,
Starting point is 00:00:37 and like a lot of the newspapers from like the last week have been in there, right? So it's like one cover, Donald Trump assassination attempt. Another cover. Biden steps out. Another cover. Kamala got the Democratic nominee. And I was like, why are we not saving any of the? He, honestly, I was upset that I, I mean, I was really happy that I got to take a little vacation. But each thing that happened on the vacation, uh, how do I work? this. It was the worst time to take a vacation. Yes. You should have been, yeah. Every day, another global cataclysm happens.
Starting point is 00:01:10 But it's better though, because when you come back, you get to talk about it all. Now we get to talk about it all. Because the reality is it's all like it's a series, right? Like it's not like, it's not like, you don't want to just talk about one episode. That was just episode one, two, three. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:01:25 So I heard you were holding down MAGA on the pot. Did I hold down MAGA? You were holding down MAGA. That's what I heard. What did I do last week on the pot? I don't know. They were telling me they're like, yo, Charlotteman's holding down MAGA. Yo, do you know that they put me, they had me in the, they mentioned me in the secret service fucking Senate hearing, yo?
Starting point is 00:01:41 No. Taylor played this shit. As what? I don't know what the fuck this means. Listen, show. Today. And I also say, I've got a bunch of UC requests if I can go ahead, Mr. Chairman. Proceed with the request.
Starting point is 00:01:54 Thank you. I apologize. It might take a moment. It might take a moment. Who is this? Andy Biggs of Admon. Anthony Gugli Elmi. The Secret Service spokesman.
Starting point is 00:02:04 One from him. Without objection to ordered. Article U.S. Secret Service says it previously denied Trump requests for additional resources. New York Times reports. Without objections to ordered. Secret Service says it denied earlier Trump requests for more federal resources. Without objections to order. Secret Service acknowledges denying some past requests by Trump's campaign for tighter security.
Starting point is 00:02:19 Without objection to order. A preliminary findings by Senator Ron Johnson and his committee. Without objections to ordered. Articles entitled, notice anything different about Trump's Secret Service? detailed next. Former Biden official corrects herself after saying Dims must turn their fire on Donald Trump to beat him. Secret
Starting point is 00:02:40 Service director says Buck stops with her, but she will not resign. Disney Star Wars Mark Hamill cracks joke about Trump's ear bandage following assassination attempt. Biden, I haven't engaged in citing rhetoric. Trump has. I'm just talking about threat to democracy. Peace called Who is Secret Service Chief Kimberly Cheitel?
Starting point is 00:02:59 Charlamine the God says Trump's solely responsible for violent rhetoric. that led to attempt on his life video. I call up on you to resign today. Today. That doesn't sound very maga. That doesn't sound very maga. Yo,
Starting point is 00:03:14 Charlie just to use, well, what were you wearing? Well, you used the what were you wearing argument. Well, guess what? What's that? Victim blaming.
Starting point is 00:03:26 You were victim blaming. Blinging. Damn, Taylor, shit. Yo, that's the fuck. But why? Why is he saying that? The crazy part is when that happened on Monday, I was just getting texts, right,
Starting point is 00:03:39 from different congressmen and congresswomen. And they were like, yo, Andy Biggs just mentioned you in the hearing. That's why you told me he got security. But you know what's funny? I go, what did he say? And they was like, I don't know. I didn't understand that. He said it was Trump's fault.
Starting point is 00:03:55 I understand what Charlemagne said. I don't understand what Biggs is his whole point. He's just reading. He don't know what he's reading either. It's anchorman. It showed me to that. the Congress people don't even be listening for it. They don't listen to nothing.
Starting point is 00:04:06 None of them listen to anything. Why don't you? It was Republican and Democrat Congress people texting my phone like, he just mentioned you in the hearing. I literally said to them, what did he say? They was like, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:04:16 This is their work persona. You know when you go to work how like most people when they have a regular job, you have to have a work persona? You're a little bit more professional, whatever. It's a character they all play. They not like this in real life. Well, they are.
Starting point is 00:04:31 Nah, bro. This is the exact. They are, but it's work. It's work. Yeah, I get what you saying. They don't care. None of them care. It's a game. They're all playing it. It's just fun. I get you, because I've been to dinner. I've been to dinner with Republican Congress people and Democrat Congress people at the same dinner.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Yeah. I'm in South Carolina. You know what I mean? I'm from home in South Carolina. This just happened like a month ago. There was a bar they all used to hang out with in D.C. There was a bar they all used to hang out in D.C. I forget the exact name of it.
Starting point is 00:04:58 But they would just all go there. They'd all hang out. They'd all hang out. They'd talk their shit. It is what it is. Yeah. Chris has to walk out in like 10 minutes I want to know Chris why you're here What is the meeting for?
Starting point is 00:05:09 I'd rather not say But I think this is a conversation That's going to keep going for a while No of course you're going for a while But I need to know what the meeting is about Lime disease Lime disease Is it a doctor appointment?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Yes Oh no way Maybe Oh What do you think What have been your thoughts Chris Is the elder statesman in the room No just say that you're
Starting point is 00:05:32 On Team MAGA, Chris, and stop playing around. Charlemann, you need to stop with your security. Charlemagne said, I need to get security immediately. Yeah, why does he need security? Why do I need security? I forgot why I even told Andrew that. It was something that ever said. I was like, damn, man, my guy got to get secure.
Starting point is 00:05:45 What did you say that? He scared of shit out of me. It wasn't even what I said. I'm trying to think. I wasn't saying nothing. No, you did. You said something that made me think that. I ain't say shit.
Starting point is 00:05:53 All I got is a text from me. Like, no, no, no, no. It's about to go down. You need to get your family security. I'm in the Hamptons on the grass playing with my head. Like, yo, are they coming? I'm fucking eating on the security. It was based off, it was after the assassination attempt with Trump.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Because what I said, and the same thing that Andy Biggs just quoted, is Donald Trump has created an environment of political violence that's not even safe. It's not safe for anybody. He created it? Or the guy that shot him created it. But why did the guy shoot at him? Because they've been saying he's literally Hitler for the last eight years. But whose day?
Starting point is 00:06:28 The they's the trans, the LGBTQ, the gay people, the Democrats. His fucking running mate said that. The Democrat. His running mate is gay. Exactly the point. No, the last guy. That's what JD stands for? Just dick.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Just dick. Just dick. Wow. Now that's what you need to drop your nuts on that, Jaydy. I don't know nothing about JD Vance. I'll be honest. I don't know. I don't know jack's shit about him.
Starting point is 00:06:55 I know that his wife is Indian. And that's a brave white man right there, because Indians will put you through it, man. Indian women do not play around. If he can handle an Indian woman, he can handle vice presidency, guaranteed, absolutely. Look what Kamala did to Joe Biden. Damn near killed him.
Starting point is 00:07:12 And she just half Indian. She's not even full Indian. My man can't even talk no more. His memory's gone. Can't say numbers more than three digits. That woman destroyed him. She destroyed him. Maga!
Starting point is 00:07:25 You gotta do what you got to do. for career advancement. Yo, she did it. You know what? She's been known to do that throughout her. Throughout her life, you know what I mean? All I'm saying is, you know, shout out to Willie's Brown. Ah, you know, I keep hearing that and you've always heard that, but it's like, who
Starting point is 00:07:46 is... It's actually unfair rhetoric because they're like, he was married, but like they were separated. I looked into it a little bit. Brough, Trump got like five baby mamas... No, no, Willie Brown is fire for doing it. No, but I'm saying, Trump. Trump got like five babies'amil's not cool for joining him. He just got, he just paid a goddamn porn star.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Yeah. My whole thing is, nobody gives a fuck. All that stuff. No, he cares. Yeah, nobody cares. God, stop caring. Yeah, nobody cares. Yeah, nobody cares.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Everybody cares. Maga. That is another thing Donald Trump is done. Donald Trump has made it to where nothing matters. Stop blaming Trump is all of them. That's not a blame. That's props! Whatever.
Starting point is 00:08:23 My point is like, is both sides to the exact same shit? No, it's not. Charlemagne. Charlotte, Charlotte, please. No, it's not. Please, please, please. Not when it comes to political rhetoric that calls political violence.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Just say it with me, MAGA. No, but for real, for real, for it. When it comes to the- Both sides, do this. No, they don't. Son, the Democrats, we call in Trump to end democracy for the last eight years. They literally just slipped.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Not just Democrats, Nikki Haley. But the reality is, rightly or wrongly, chaos follows him. And we all know that's true. Chaos follows him. And we can't have a country and disarray and a world on fire and go through four more years of chaos. We won't survive it. And you don't defeat Democrat chaos with Republican chaos.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Yes, D. Vance. I don't know who I'm going to vote for. I'm definitely not going to vote for Trump because I think that he's projecting very complex problems onto simple villains. Fast forward to 2024. I don't hide from that. I was certainly skeptical of Donald Trump in 2016, but President Trump was a great president. And he changed my mind. I think he changed the minds of a lot.
Starting point is 00:09:27 of Americans. Any Republican who was against Trump before he became president said the same thing. Exactly. They all say whatever they need to say to get attention. That's my point. My point is what the Democrats did by placing Kamala as the nominee without any vote, you could argue is usurping democracy. She did get votes though. Too, we'll fuck voted for her. What do you mean? Anytime that doesn't vote for Biden, it's a vote for Harris. It's literally written now. You're going to make me say it again. It's the fact. It's the fact. It's the same. It's the same. It's the same. It's the same. thing with the money. People like, like right now,
Starting point is 00:09:59 Donald Trump just filed for the FCC saying she shouldn't get the money. Literally, it says the campaign money is for Biden-Harris campaign. When I voted for Barack Obama, I wasn't voting for Joe Biden. You were, though. Without knowing. See, this is why we all are trapped with social media. This is why social media owns our kids and we don't know it. Because we don't look at the fine print. When we sign up to Facebook, Instagram, all these places,
Starting point is 00:10:21 we don't look at the fine print. I don't look at the fine print. Exactly. I don't look at it. You voted for Joe Biden. No, but here's the thing. Biden hasn't stepped down. If Biden stepped down and then she became president, then I voted for her. I did not vote for her to be the next nominee
Starting point is 00:10:35 just because I voted for Joe Biden. You didn't vote for Biden either. Say again? You didn't vote for Biden either. I didn't. No, it's for him to run again. He just wasn't challenged. I said that in 2012.
Starting point is 00:10:46 No, no, but I didn't vote for him in the primary. But usually the incumbent doesn't need to go into a primary because it's like, okay, we already like this guy, we need to keep going. Not in this case. In this case, we've been telling him, sit to fuck down. You don't listen.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Can we give him, I know this is a tough as shit. It's an unpopular opinion, but Chinese guy? Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's all good. If I did his respect, he could have,
Starting point is 00:11:13 I know all the cards were stacked against him, I know all the donors pulled out, I know public opinion, he could have written it out. He could have let his ego. It would have looked better if he pulled out before the donors told him
Starting point is 00:11:24 we're not giving him more money. But he couldn't because then Kamala would actually have to do a primary and then nobody would vote for her. Well, they should have did a primary last year when everybody was calling for them to do a primary. Like, all of this stuff that people are calling for now is not new.
Starting point is 00:11:39 They were calling to do a primary last year. I think what you guys are describing right now is the Democratic Party usurping democracy and not allowing the people to have a representation of their vote. Now, I'm not saying that Republicans don't also usurp democracy as well. This is not a comparison. Is this like a Bernie thing? Explain that. Explain that. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:11:59 Because I did feel that way with the super deli. People felt that the Democratic Party. They did that to him. They did it with it orchestrated it so that. That's a fact. With the superdelegance. I don't think this is quite the same thing. The fact that in America there is a, there is a person and not just one, multiple people, that their vote counts for 10,000 votes is insanity.
Starting point is 00:12:19 Right. But I think it's not usurp, it's not totally usurping democracy because people still have the opportunity not to vote for her. That is true. You might not have a candidate that they want. One person shouldn't get 10,000 votes. It just shouldn't be that. But whatever. Again, I don't want to get into the comparing thing.
Starting point is 00:12:35 What I'm just trying to say is, why are we acting like one is more holier than the other? They're all shit. No, no, I don't think we are. Maga. No, I don't think we are. I think we're all. I mean, right, man.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Oh, Chris. I think we're all at the point where we know the purity test for politics and politicians is done. It's done. To act like any of them stand on any more. High Ground is ridiculous. That's the refreshing thing about Trump. I just said that five minutes ago.
Starting point is 00:13:01 I was fired. I was fired when you said that shit. I was fired when you said that shit, bro. Yo, you said that shit, that was fired. I don't know who JD Vance. He explained to me who J.D. Vance. I know he went to Yale. I know he was at Yale with Vivak.
Starting point is 00:13:16 I know, I'm gonna tell you something. I know Vivek put him onto the Brown. I know J.D. Vance because he used to, he was going against my guy, Tim Ryan, in Ohio. What happened? I thought J.D. Vance was the guy wearing the eye patch that Pete had in some When I saw him, I was like, why are you not wearing the iPatch no more? That's not fucking death slick Rick. That's not JD Vance.
Starting point is 00:13:36 That's Lottie Dottie, Republican Party. We don't cause no trouble. We just shoot at everybody. I got bars. I got bars. Political violence! Political violence! Mega!
Starting point is 00:13:50 What you're gonna do when the magamia comes for you? Let you tell you something about that. We talked about that. Let's talk about that. Me and Andrew talked about that. Let's do the text, right? We all know Hulk Hogan said racist rhetoric. What? We can agree on that. What do he say exactly? It's something about niggas running wild and taking their vitamins and some shit, right? He was mad that his daughter was messing with a black guy. She was getting down by the junkyard dog. She was getting him, hon, hon, hmm. He was getting The pod.
Starting point is 00:14:44 You said the pod. Okay. What were them brothers that used to walk in the thing like that. The Bush brothers? Yeah, some shit. The Bush brothers. They wasn't black, though. They was, um, they was, I don't know what, the Australian.
Starting point is 00:14:57 But I watched Hulk Hogan at that, uh, at the RNC and everybody was, you know, upset about it. And I was like, Hulk Hogan did exactly what Hulk Hogan was supposed to do. It's just all about nostalgia. Because people will forget what you did. They'll forget what you said. But they'll never forget how you made them feel. I didn't know what the fuck Hogan was talking about.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Neither did I. Soon as he started going, what's you going to do? My mind didn't even hear it. My mind just finished the sentence when Hulkomania runs wild on you. So you might have been in the crowd going, not even realize you're saying, fuck Mexicans. You know what I'm saying? Fuck all you hypocrites.
Starting point is 00:15:35 What was he saying? Let's hear it. Let's how I don't know what he said. To this day, I don't know what he said. Let's hear it, Taylor. He's going to fix everything. The price of food and gas and housing is out. It's a parody.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yeah, don't do the parody, do the actual. Give me a real joint. Because I really don't know what Hulk Hogan said. I just know when he started taking off his shirt, I heard what I've always heard throughout the 80s and 90s. Ready? Yeah. But what happened last week when they took a shot at my hero?
Starting point is 00:16:07 And they tried to kill the next president of the United States. Enough! Was enough. The only time I've ever seen Trump smile and laugh. That's the only time I've ever seen Trump laugh genuinely. You know why? 80s, 90s, nostalgia. We all remembered that.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Hulk Hogan touched every fucking body. I've never seen, have you ever seen Trump laugh before? No, not that I think about it, no. That's actually why he's so funny. When he was jerking off both dicks, when he jerks off both dicks, he does a little smile. But he doesn't even laugh. He smiles at- But he never seen...
Starting point is 00:16:56 That was genuine. That was he shit. Yeah, yeah. And that's why he's so funny is because he never breaks. So everything he says, you actually think he's serious. You never know when he's being sarcastic or not. Hulkomania, bro. Hulkomania, bro.
Starting point is 00:17:09 I'm telling you, everybody, everybody feels Hulkomania. If you're a certain age and you grew up in that era, you feel it. So everybody that was clowning, you know, Hogan, because it did look like idioticocracy, right? But the reality is that's what you want. Go out there and make people feel something. Then when he finished, he did the... Oh. To the podium, like, the DNC got to have somebody out there.
Starting point is 00:17:34 Who can the DNC bring up? The Rock. Who? The Rock. Nah. Rock can't do that right now. Heavy corny, not. You don't think the Rock could do that?
Starting point is 00:17:42 But people just can be like, oh, you got, they had a wrestler, you got a wrestler. It's got to be something else. There's only one nostalgic person. Barbecue. Who's still relevant now? Who's barbecue? The Haitian dictator. Huh?
Starting point is 00:17:54 Barbecue. The guy who took over Haiti. I don't know who that is. You don't remember when? and barbecue took over Hayden? No. What you mean remember? He's still.
Starting point is 00:18:02 Is he still the leader of Haiti? They got to get Barbic. If I was the Democrats, I would get John Stewart. Let John Stewart come out there and deliver one of those epic monologues. Let the Daily Show writers write it. You know what I mean? He don't need no help with that with y'all. Let John Stewart come out there and do one of those epic monologues.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Create the camera. Making fun of everybody. Making fun about government. making fun about the whole political process, making fun about how much of a shit show we've seen, like give it to both sides. Like, let him come out there and give it to both sides. I'm not here as a Democrat.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I'm not here as a Republican. I'm here as a concerned American. I just know that this is the place I can come and get my shit off, where it would probably be received a little bit better. That's interesting. That's what I would do. And then you look like the reasonable party.
Starting point is 00:18:51 Then you look like the middle line party. Absolutely. And you get off of the gay shit. Absolutely. They also got to limit the amount of rainbows at this fucking DNC. If the whole thing is a rainbow party, it's going to be a bad thing. I would actually say no rainbows. Nah, you got to have.
Starting point is 00:19:06 I would actually say no rainbows. But see one of their biggest weapons. Or Buttigieg. That's what I'm saying. But he's a rainbow in a cloudy day. Like, you don't even know if there's a rainbow going on there. But he's one of their biggest weapons. He has to be there.
Starting point is 00:19:17 No, he's, I wish he was actually the nominee. He's phenomenal. I really like him. I love Pete. I do like Peter. No, he's a beast. You know what Pete is so smart at? And I've said this before, Pete has never stopped coming to Breakfast Club.
Starting point is 00:19:29 And what I mean when I say that is, it's because it don't look like pandering when they start coming during elections. He's always engaged with our audience. That's what Trump does. Trump is always calling in the conservative radio. No, he's polished. He might be CIA, but he's polished. You think he's CIA?
Starting point is 00:19:45 That's the word on the street. That's the word on the street. Yeah, that's the word on the street. What does CIA stand for? Cock and ass. What's it gonna do when the Buddha church comes in you? Madha! You ain't even see that D-Way Brant. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:20:10 Come on. Easy, Aisy. Easy. We've been doing this for a decade, baby. It's what we do. We're doing it in our fucking sleep. That's nothing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:23 It's nothing. By the way, by the other reason I like Pete, he would appreciate it that joke. Yeah. He would appreciate it that joke. Damn right. He's been on Breakfast Club enough hearing me say wow shit like that. That he would appreciate that joke and he would laugh at it. I love that dude.
Starting point is 00:20:38 You know who else would appreciate it? Governor Gretchen Whitmer, who also needs to be on the DNC stage. I don't like her first name a lot. Gretchen? That shit is like a witch. Well, they call a big Gretch for sure. I can't do it. Can't do it.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Big Gretch. I don't think Gretchen. I don't like that name. It's like a name. from like this, what is it, the Seventh? The Salem or which line? Yeah. I don't, I don't, it's too much.
Starting point is 00:21:01 She got to switch that up. Does she have another name? They call her Big Gretch. Big Gretch is awful. Well, the Detroit gave her that name. They got a, this dude did a rap song, GMC Cash. It did a rap song. They said, Big Gretch.
Starting point is 00:21:13 Big Gretch, full it up, Taylor. Big Gretch. Big Gretch. I love her book, too. She got a book out called True Gretch. And, oh, God. She's got a whole chapter. She's got a whole chapter.
Starting point is 00:21:23 She's got a whole chapter. chapter in the book about loving dirty humor and how dirty jokes are the best way to fucking communicate. All right, I, right, I, right. By the way, it's like chapter one, because she's setting the tone. She's let her right here. Yeah, yeah, I need that. She's letting me like, she's the one that got kidnapped by the FBI. Yep.
Starting point is 00:21:45 It's called, what's the name of the chapter? Is it? Yes. Yes. Big, great. Don't let. What? What? What?
Starting point is 00:21:57 We got big grits. Did you hear her? Calls on her face because that's big grits. He can't say that he said. He did it. He didn't say that's big red. What? Let me hear.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Hey. Hey. On behalf of the. No, he said boss. We want to present these boss. We're our governor. We're our governor. Big gritch.
Starting point is 00:22:20 So the boss on her face. No, boss. No. He's saying bus on her face. No. Throw the balls on her face. Throw the balls on her face because that's big crush, man. Buffs are the glasses that they wear in the show.
Starting point is 00:22:34 No, brother. No, brother. No. Okay? I see why you like the show. Yeah. I like the bucks. But look, that's what.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Don't let the bullies get you down a note on Gallo's humor. Let me see that shit. The first chapter in the book, and she talks about how she loves dark fucking humor. Hold on. Big Gretz might be my girl. I didn't know Big Gretz was like this. That's what we need. People gave me other nicknames over years, like stretching Gretchen.
Starting point is 00:23:03 She said that for real, though. Yeah. Yeah. It called her Gravity Gretchen. Yo, so I returned to Michigan with a busted face and a torn up knee. And my dad, who just paid thousands of dollars from braces to fix the gap between my now-nosticant-front teeth could only shake his head. Gravity Gretchen, he called me. And the nickname stuck.
Starting point is 00:23:22 I've been in a, I've been a klutty child. banging into things and falling and even though that girl pushed me, the episode served to cement my reputation. But unlike when the boys nickname me, greedy, Gretchen, I didn't mind gravity, Gretchen. It was funny because it was true
Starting point is 00:23:38 and because my dad laughed when he called me that helped me learn how to not take myself too seriously. Ooh, ooh, ooh. That's what I'm saying. You go to the mix. It's a good, first of all, that's a really good read and it's a quick read.
Starting point is 00:23:52 It's only like 180 pages long. But my point is, That's what the DNC needs on the stage. The DNC needs the Gretchen Whitmer's, the Josh Shapiro's, the Pete Buttig judges, the Jasmine Crockett, the people who have personality. I think you need to say something. Yo.
Starting point is 00:24:09 You need to get on stage and say something. And they already think I'm a Democratic shield. I don't want to go that far. Yo, but what if we just write a little piece? John Stewart. No, no, no. What if we just have a nice little piece? Charlemagne just goes up there,
Starting point is 00:24:22 absolutely bodies it. You know a lot. And then you say, let's not act like I wouldn't body. Let's not act like I wouldn't body. You would. That's what I'm saying. One of the greatest orator is
Starting point is 00:24:32 the 25th century. Is it what in the 25th century? It don't matter because you're still going to be that when we're in the 25th century. It don't matter. Let him cook. Yes, right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:24:42 Let him cook. I think they need Charlotte. He thought he was 91. You know, they need Charlotte. You can't move my point. No, they need Charlotte. They do. They need Charlotte in DNC.
Starting point is 00:24:52 Where is the DNC? It's in Chicago this year. It's in Chicago. But they got to put on the show. The RNC put on the show. We cannot act like I watched all three of days of that shit. And I was like, man, they got it. They got it.
Starting point is 00:25:06 You know what you know who dropped the ball? Who? Donald fucking Trump. Yo, my man just got shot in his head. That's all the more reason that he should. You know where he fucked up at? Where he fucking? Being himself.
Starting point is 00:25:19 Donald Trump should have walked off that stage. And we all should have been like, damn he's full of shit but that was good because he should have went up there and been Barack Obama it should have been about hope I thought he did do that
Starting point is 00:25:32 no started oh I only watched about the first like 30 minutes or something not even now it should have been about hope and he went off script love happiness he should have talked about how
Starting point is 00:25:42 he's always believed in God but now his faith in God is stronger I saw angels that's fine he should have literally said I saw an angel yeah and the angel said
Starting point is 00:25:51 it's not your time Donald. Who? Move to the... Move. He had one line. He kept fucking up because that could have been his pivot. He kept saying like, I should be here. He's like, when I started talking about immigration, it saved me.
Starting point is 00:26:04 Remember he said he turned his head because he had his immigration stats on the monitor? He should have been like, so it made me think we do need a more secure border. How do we do that peacefully? How do we take care of people? Like he should have just been a totally different person. We should have been there like, I don't believe nothing. that just came, I don't believe one word that came out of his mouth, but damn, that was good. Did you know who that would have been for?
Starting point is 00:26:28 Who? The undecided. The hypothetical swing voters, the independents who don't know what the fuck they're going to do. You got the base. You could have just gave a little wink to the base like, you got me in Finestian. You know what I'm saying? That's all. That's all.
Starting point is 00:26:44 And you would have got credit because they already was on your dick. Yeah. Because they already tampered down the rhetoric around Trump. You know, they already had stopped. He's a threat of democracy and this and that. You could have just said it is time for us to become one. Yeah, he should have done that. I thought he did that because when I was watching the first 30,
Starting point is 00:27:01 it sounded like he was like, who will come collecting? Maybe like the first 10, 15. He was like that because he was reading the actual teleprompter. And he didn't have all teleprompter. Then when he started to dance. You shouldn't have did that. Well, we're going to say. He shouldn't have did that.
Starting point is 00:27:14 He shouldn't have did that. If he would have stayed the course, and he would have put a lot of pressure, a lot of pressure on Democrats. I mean, they do have the pressure. Like, no, no more. Who's voting Democrat? Probably about 80 million people.
Starting point is 00:27:31 Man, get the fuck out. Ain't nobody voting for Kamala Harris. Watch. By the way, it's been so funny to see everybody jump on the Kamala train immediately. It was unanimously accepted that she was kind of boring, weird, and goofy for fucking, what, the last, what, four years? Maybe even before that. she got lobotomized by Tulsi Gabbard in the debate. Everybody said the exact thing.
Starting point is 00:27:56 One bad bar. There's a million different things. Everybody was talking about her actual record, the fact that she was keeping these people in jail with the drug. Not Trudeau. But whatever, that was still the conversation. That was the narrative. I got to hear it.
Starting point is 00:28:07 And then a second she becomes the nominee, everything was forgotten, immediate in amnesia. You always talk about how, like, Republicans get in line. Democrats get in line. But that's, yes, yes. Who should I follow? Yes, yes, yes. Whatever you say, Daddy.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Whatever you say. But that's why it was good for President Biden to step down. Right. Because he was causing disarray when there didn't need to be no disarray. Nobody wanted to follow you. You need a leader that people want to follow. So what are you following in Kamala? What do you see in her that you like?
Starting point is 00:28:42 Well, I supported Kamala since 2020. And I can point to three things that I like. I can point to the fact that I love, you know, her, her, her mental health advocacy, and she's put her money where her mouth is since she's been vice president. I've been gave her props for that, you know, even though I do not. What did she do? What did you do?
Starting point is 00:28:59 $285 million to mental health initiatives to increase the number of mental health professionals, right? I think that they marketed it terrible. Nobody even fucking knew unless you follow her and unless you know are into mental health space. I love her stance on small businesses. She has absolutely positively helped, not just small businesses around the country,
Starting point is 00:29:18 but in particular small black business. with her economic and palmer plans. Those things that I've always, always liked about her. Those are the things that I actually supported her on. Her black maternal health thing. I'm a father of four. I've watched my wife go through, you know,
Starting point is 00:29:31 extremely hard bursts. I've seen doctors firsthand, when we don't have no epidural she can just deliver it. Like, what the fuck? And I got money. You know what I'm saying? Right?
Starting point is 00:29:41 And I've seen that happen to her. So those are three things that I can point to in particular where I could be like, all right, regardless of, you know, how you may feel, feel about her, the individual, these are the issues that I can rock with. Right? And she's the type person that I don't have a problem saying, okay, yeah, I'm a bovoo for her.
Starting point is 00:30:01 Move over her. I didn't even want to say that about Joe Biden. You know what I mean? I didn't even want to say that. So you're saying she's an upgrade to Joe Biden. I just don't know anything about her. Like, I just haven't heard anything about her. I don't know what she's good at.
Starting point is 00:30:15 I don't know what she believes in. She just seems like a cog in the Democratic machine. And let me clarify. What's wrong with it? There are cogs in the Republican machine. Yeah. But to me, it's just another, if I don't exactly, if I want to know what I'm voting for and I'm going to vote for a person and a human being,
Starting point is 00:30:34 then I want to know what their specific beliefs are. And now she's going to have time to express those. And I will say I'm a little too close to the situation because, you know, back in 2016, when I was like, yo, who's next? Like, who's going to be that person in the future that people are going to wrap? around yada yada yada you know she was a senator then and that's like i just you know came just come across her of course you know just doing research and i'm like okay i started watching her in senate hearings and you know how she would be getting at them i'm like
Starting point is 00:31:02 okay i like her i like her energy so we invited her on breakfast club she came to breakfast club in her first breakfast club interview i believe was 2017 when she was a senator and i thought she was cooled in like just having a conversation just biving and you know when she decided to run for president, I was on the campaign trail with her. I was in Brooklyn, Somerville, South Carolina, Charlotte, North Carolina. Like, I was out there with her. Like, I've had conversations with her. I've had, you know, conversations with her sister Maya. Maya used to work on Hillary's campaign. That's why I met Maya. I didn't even know Maya and Kamala was related. I remember when Maya came there with Kamala. I was like, oh, you're working with Kamala Harris now? She was like, that's my sister.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I was like, oh, Harris Harris. I didn't even put two and two together. So my point is I have, you know, spent time with her on air and off air. So I do know where her heart is and I do know where she was limited over the last four years. Now, is it frustrating for me? Absolutely. Because when you see it, when you know a person and you know where their heart is and you know what they want to do, but you see the handcuffs put on them and when you're with them there one way,
Starting point is 00:32:11 but then in front of the camera they turn into super politician. And I'm like, you don't have to, no, you don't have to be that. Be yourself. The language of politics is dead. Dead. Trump killed it. Give them credit for it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:24 You know what I'm saying? So being that we know the language of politics is dead, what I'm hoping over the next 103 days or whatever it is, we really truly get to see her. And I've seen glimpses of it this week. And the speeches that she's been given. Now, I will say this. From the people that I've spoken to that have interacted face-to-face with Kamala,
Starting point is 00:32:42 they find her very charming. She is. When you were a public figure is very easy to, create narratives around you. Like, I've seen all this stuff that they do with the, I mean, she probably has like hundreds of hours of footage of her giving speeches. It's very easy to just create these narratives that make her look bad. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:32:58 She says unburdened in all her speeches. It's like, you could do the exact same thing with Barack Obama. You could do the exact same thing with Trump. You could do the exact same thing, whatever you want. With us. With us. You can place whatever narrative you want out there with clever editing and enough footage. So I don't immediately just believe in these things.
Starting point is 00:33:14 I still need for her to convince me that she's worthy of running this country. I'm with you. I'm not, listen, but that's the whole point. I know Trump is. That's the whole point. That's the whole point of campaigning. But I need her to convince me. That's the whole point of campaigning.
Starting point is 00:33:31 So, like, you're absolutely right. She got to go out there and earn people's folks. Yes. And the way that she can do that is not only charming the people, because that is very effective, obviously. But, like, tell us what you want to do. Tell us what you believe in and tell us what you're going to execute. And by the way, I'm basing this off an agenda she had in 2020. Right.
Starting point is 00:33:49 In 2024, I still know some of her agenda, but I don't know what her future, future plans are. You know what I mean? But yeah, it's just going to be interesting. I just want to see her be herself. Yeah. If she's herself over the next 103 days, oh, we are in for a good ride. Now, because styles make fights, Andrew Shows. And this is going to be one of the best we've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:34:12 And I'm going to tell you why. Tell me. First of all, I don't like the identity politics of it. And I don't care about the woman of color or the woman part, but this is where the woman part comes into play for me. Roe v. Wade has been abolished. Yeah. If you're a certain age,
Starting point is 00:34:27 there are less constitutional rights available for you than when you were born. I'm 46 years old. So there was more constitutional rights when I was born than now. Roe v. Wade has been abolished. A woman can speak to that better than a man. A woman can speak to, you know, women needing their reproachers. productive rights better than a man. It's going to be hard for Trump to go.
Starting point is 00:34:48 They try not to bring abortion up really unless they're talking to each other. Because he's distancing himself from it. Yes, but she's going to bring it to him. Yeah, but yeah, that might not work though because her bringing it up alienates her from those hardcore conservatives that are completely against abortion. I think she's willing to take that risk. No, no, no, but they're never going to vote for her anyway. But those people aren't going to not vote for Trump, even if he's more.
Starting point is 00:35:15 lenient about abortion, they only have one option that's going to speak to the rest of their beliefs. And that's Trump. So I don't think it moves the needle anyway. But the abortion thing moves the needle on the independence and the undecided. What I think it does. I think that the move for Trump is just to support women's rights to choose because he will gain all the middle ground. He'll grant all the independents. But he won't lose any of the extreme conservatives because they have nobody else to vote for. But he already fucked that up by championing Roe v. so hard saying I did that. I abolished abortion.
Starting point is 00:35:49 I abolished women's rights. I did something that nobody thought was possible. I got rid of Roe v. Wade. Well, now he's going, I didn't do it. I think it should be in the States. The States should have the, yeah, yeah. I mean, that's what he was saying. It's not too late because the beautiful thing about this era,
Starting point is 00:36:04 and I think we talked about this on the podcast before. You could throw a bunch of things out there. See what sticks. You know what I'm not even about what sticks. I got a sound bite for anything. Trump supports abortion. Look. Trump's against abortion.
Starting point is 00:36:15 There's a sound bite for everything. Kamala Harris is against reparation. Look. Kamala has has four reparations. Look. There's literally a sound bite for everything. So it's just about what you go to look for. The other thing, she's a prosecutor.
Starting point is 00:36:28 He's a convicted felon. Now, I don't like the whole. It's a fun matchup. Yeah, but I don't like how they're demonizing convicted felons. I'm a fucking convicted felon. There's plenty of convicted felons in America. There's plenty of convicted felons who have gone on to do amazing things in this country.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Alex is a country, oh no, he's an international war criminal. Alex is an international war criminal. Alex got into a fight in another country. You beat up, step it up. You beat up a public official in another country. You're actually an international war criminal. Let's go. This is crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I'm surprised we didn't break out into World War after. I'm telling you. An American law officer, a member of government. Yes. A member of American government attacked a public official in a foreign law. in a foreign land. Come on, bro. That is a declaration of war. That's a declaration of fucking war.
Starting point is 00:37:18 Pussy ass. Pussy ass, Sweden. Pussy ass, Sweden. You get you remained in neutral, Sweden. You know what I'm here? Puss ass. Listen. But the whole thing of him being a criminal
Starting point is 00:37:29 and her being a prosecutor, that's a good matchup. I mean, it's fun for the paper, yeah, for sure. But it can be fun for her language. She already said, the shit she's been spitting this week. Yeah. When she breaks down,
Starting point is 00:37:41 I take down sexual predators. and I take down scambles and then she's able to list the crimes that he's committed and she's like, I know you're tight. I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women. Fraudsters who ripped off consumers.
Starting point is 00:38:04 Cheaters. Who broke the rules for their own gain. So hear me when I say, I know Don, Donald Trump's type. God, damn. Those are good bars. Oh shit.
Starting point is 00:38:21 You got a clean bill of health, Chris. Come, fuck him up. Come, fuck him up. That's what you got to do. Come, fuck him up. We were just talking about how styles make fights. And I think this is a good matchup. You think Kamala got it?
Starting point is 00:38:37 Because of the fact she's a woman and she can really push the Roe v. Wade being abolished thing. She can really push the, you know, women need their reproductive rights. She can really push the prosecutor versus criminal thing. What do you think? I think when I've seen her at what I'm sorry, what I think is her best is when she's in a fight for sure. Yes. Remember how she snapped at me when I had her on fucking the gods on his truth?
Starting point is 00:39:01 When I was pushing her. Remember how she fucking snapped at me? So who's the real president of this country? Is it Joe Manchin or Joe Biden, Madam Vice President? Come on, Charlotte, May. I really, it's Joe Biden. I can't tell sometimes. No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:39:15 It's Joe Biden, and don't start talking like a Republican about asking whether or not he's president. Do you think Joe Manchin is a problem? And it's Joe Biden, and I'm vice president. My name is Kamala Harris. I never forgave it for that. Nah, I love it. Because guess what?
Starting point is 00:39:31 That's her. That was, that's an off-air conversation on air. Tell her to bite her fucking tongue next time she talks to say. I don't want you. Yo, bite your tongue. No, bite your tongue. No, kill a kid. Don't bite your tongue.
Starting point is 00:39:43 No more. Killer Cam is fire. No more biting your tongue. He needs a thing like that. Like if it's Teflon Don, it got to be Killer Cam. Man, I hit him with one last week here on brilliant days. What you got? I wish I had did it on Corbell.
Starting point is 00:39:53 What's you got? What's you got? When I was talking about J.D. Vance, what you said? J.D. Vance once called Trump Hitler. And I was like, how you go from a Hitler to being on stage giving them that Hawk tour? That's a sing? And then I was like, that's what you call a full-throated endorsement. Oh, yeah, that was hard.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Full-throated endorsement? Full-throated endorsement is crazy. How if no rappers not incorporated that word? She gave me a full-throated endorsement. That's fire, man. Is that also what Elon Musk said when he endorsed Trump? What he said? I know he had a term, but was it full-throated?
Starting point is 00:40:30 I got that from the politicians. They say that on cable news networks. They're full-throated. That is, especially when you're saying Hawk to it, and then you go full-throated endorsement. But also the, what's his face? The Elon endorsement is just because one of his kid is a rainbow. So he's just trying to shut that thing down.
Starting point is 00:40:47 He just eerie nigg, though. He said he was giving him $45 million a month. Then he said he's not. He said that yesterday. He said that's cap. He long said yesterday. I don't know, but he did come out saying his kid's a rainbow, and that's really the reason.
Starting point is 00:40:59 What part of the rainbow? You can't just say rainbow, bro. It's different flavors. What's skittal is it? Rainbow is trans. That's trans. No, it's not gay. It's rainbow, too.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Not gay. Gay is the OGs. Like, gay is just the best. Gays are like straight now, right? Which is great. Gays is the homies like, they always been the homies. They've always been the homies. We've always gone along.
Starting point is 00:41:19 We always love partying. They throw the best parties we out there. They get all the fucking plays on Broadway. We go, we gotta stop this narrative like straight and gays don't get along. We love food. We love fashion. We love art.
Starting point is 00:41:30 We love music. We've been blended forever. We love what? If you, listen. What the fuck this happened? If you're a straight man, if you're a straight man, you can relate to.
Starting point is 00:41:41 lesbians. Thank you. Right. And if you are a straight man that got gay homies, you know why they love dick. Thank you. But the rainbows was going crazy, bro. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Exactly what he said. Exactly you said. You don't know why your gay homies love dick yo? Yeah, for sure. Yes, man. That shit feels, man. Why do they love dick? Because they love it, yo. No, why do they love dick? Why can't straight guys? Relate to it. Because we know how much girls love dick, making all your sound?
Starting point is 00:42:16 Exactly. Making all the sounds girls make it. Exactly. You know how good something must feel for you making them stupid-ass sounds? By the way, gay men, gotta admit gay men, y'all be cheating. I'm gonna tell what made me think about this randomly. I was listening to horrible decisions. They had Mr. Marcus on. You can listen to horrible decisions on Blackskeye Hard Radio Podcast Network.
Starting point is 00:42:38 And their name of the podcast is 18,000 moans. or some shit like that. Yeah. And I was like, yo, moans are important. Like, you want to hear a genuine moan. Some positive encouragement. But not only just from men, women like to hear that too. From each other.
Starting point is 00:42:51 No, from their man. No, no, no, no. Y'all want to hear us say shit like, take that. No, I didn't realize that until recently. Did someone feel a little stuffed? You should be a quiet? No, I'm not, but I let out a moan another day that was crazy. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Like, when I did it, I heard gay. All around. Tell me, tell me. I'm not going to love. What did you do? What did you? I just heard it, bro. I don't know what came out of me, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:18 What did you do? Say that shit. Say that shit. Talk that shit. I'm listening. All I'm going to say is I let out a moan and it was really wild. It was like, oh, how it sounded. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:34 It went like this. Because I saw it in my mind. It went, uh, um. So it went. It went high, then it went under, and it came back up again. You know what else? Your wife's finger in your ass again, bro. You wife was finger in your ass again, bro.
Starting point is 00:43:54 We back to this. We back to this. That was fucking seven years ago, bro. The only way of man can make that sound is if the fingers go in the ass, bro. Oh. Oh. Right? And then, man.
Starting point is 00:44:09 And so I was like, damn. But women like to hear that. Hell yeah. You know what I'm saying? I had my wife with a good one the other day. And she told you, right? She was like, I like when you moaned. She was tight.
Starting point is 00:44:20 That you moaned? She did not like it. Really? Because I was like, what you're going to do? When the Trumpomania comes in you? Yo, comment is screaming Maga is crazy. Make America gooey again.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Make America gooey again. Okay? And if you do it, if you are a gay man, that's Maga. And you run it up. Run it up. Run it up. Run it up. And scream Maga, make anal gooie again.
Starting point is 00:45:03 Make anus is gooey again. Make anus is gooey again. Maga. You know, make anus is goo again. There is a MAGA for every community. Oh my God, man. How did we get here? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:45:19 You got here? This how we got here. Because the rainbows done took over. That's why we got here. Oh, you know what I wanted to say? I said all of that to say. Yeah. Gay men got easy.
Starting point is 00:45:29 Who the fuck won't moan if you stick something in your ass? Oh, shit. You know what I'm saying? We got prostate checks in here. It's hard not to let a little, ugh. Oh. You know what I mean? It's hard to get moaned.
Starting point is 00:45:43 You moaning for your doctor? No, it's great. I didn't moaned it. You moaning. You moaning for the doctor's You're looking out for the doctor's ego? You look at it. You look at it.
Starting point is 00:45:57 I didn't give the doctor enough last time. Let me give him a little something extra this time. Yeah. Oh, way. Ha, right. You got it done before, Andrew? No, I got it done by a machine. What?
Starting point is 00:46:13 Proctaic? No, when they shoot the water in your ass or whatever. Oh, yeah, a calonic. Yeah, baptism. I had the colonic. Colonic don't feel like the prostate, though. But if you guys don't make it sound, doesn't mean you're all used to it. See, I'll be thinking like that.
Starting point is 00:46:26 Ooh. Actually, I got a proctate exam update I've been meeting. Oh, no, you've been pushing that back. It involves a show. They ran a train on you again. So I went back, right? You went back to the same doctor. I go back to the same guy.
Starting point is 00:46:39 So for context. He let the student do it. You got to tell me the original story. No. The original story was, this is too crazy. I went about, let's say, six months ago because I had a hernia. And the doctor who had an intern training with him, before he checked for the hernia, said, you're due for a proctate exam.
Starting point is 00:46:58 Yeah. So I said, fine. Been over. They lube me up. And what he didn't tell me was the student was waiting. So after the doctor went up and felt, I felt this. other finger kind of sitting there. With no consent, by the way.
Starting point is 00:47:13 No consent, no knowledge. And then the second finger, which was not as smooth as the first finger. Guys, nails weren't cut. Oh, like, I felt he wasn't a pro yet. Raw? He went raw? He didn't put gloves on it? He didn't go back and feel his, I can feel his nail.
Starting point is 00:47:28 What? Yeah, because he was young. You got a case, bro. So, however you ready. Hold on, I like what he just said. He goes, I can feel his nail because he was young. What is that? mean?
Starting point is 00:47:39 Young. An experience, not young. Young Wolverine finger. Oh, oh, oh. He wasn't sliding in a way that was accommodating to. The other guy has done it 30,000 times.
Starting point is 00:47:50 This might have been his third or fourth. I don't know. Oh, wow. So you got really finger by a rook. I got finger by a rook. So he did have gloves on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:58 So anyway, I have a hernia. I didn't really fully understand that herniers don't heal on their own, right? I was a little naive about that. So I go back to the guy maybe three months ago. and I come in the office to talk about the hernia. And the first thing he says is, okay, so you need another proctet exam.
Starting point is 00:48:14 So all I hear in my mind is this room, right? Like, I just hear the, you know, I just have one three months ago. Why do I, you don't get that. So all I hear is like. Bro, if you giggled when you got finger in your ass, Chris. I didn't giggle. I just started to protest. I was like, because I heard all your voices.
Starting point is 00:48:35 What you mean protests? Meeting like, why are you? the man's fist out your ass. You just had one six months ago, bro. Yeah. Fight. Fuck. I just had one.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Yeah. Bent over getting finger. Yeah. Fight. Yo, that's crazy. Blood, blood rolling down one cheek. You know what I'm saying? Because that fucking jagged nailed and ripped something.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Blood rolling down one cheek. Foy! Fork! Anyway, I started hearing the train jokes in my mind and all that shit. And I was like, no, I'm not going to let this guy do this. Yeah, good stand-up? He had his little Turn around again?
Starting point is 00:49:11 No, just him solo. But then I was like, I have an actual medical doctor telling me this is what I need. Yeah. And in my mind, I'm worried about what the brilliant is here. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:49:23 isn't that a terrible way to die of cancer? Yes, that's why men die cancer of 50. Because we're hearing. Yes, our friends call us a fucking rainbow. We encourage it. Listen, just like y'all come up to us
Starting point is 00:49:34 and y'all have y'all dick jokes. Yeah. Come up to us and share your prostate, feeling gay stole. Let's get it up there. That's all. Let's normalize this behavior.
Starting point is 00:49:41 You're not a brilliant idiot if you have not felt gay during a prostate exam. Facts. You know what I'm saying? Give us a good story. Wiggly your ass a little bit. Make it fun.
Starting point is 00:49:51 What? I'm just saying. Make your prostate exam fun. Do gay dudes just check their own? Like, is that, you know how like women get pedicures and shit? Like, but they could also paint their nails themselves. Your, masturbation is crazy.
Starting point is 00:50:06 Yeah. That's crazy. Activation, you're in your own ass. This guy's crazy. You know, this guy's crazy. I think we got the title for the episode. All I'm saying is, it's going to be a real fun next hundred and three days. And I'm going to tell you what I'm not doing.
Starting point is 00:50:32 I, nobody should be emotional about none of this shit. Like, whoever you want to vote for, they can't help themselves, but they already They got to stop. They got to stop. They got to stop. And I'm going to say the politicians. We don't care, man. All the politicians have to do a better job.
Starting point is 00:50:47 Like, I watched the senator in Ohio the other day. And he's like, it's going to be a civil war if we lose. Why, bro? I really want to know what the fuck. What do the politicians have going on that we don't know about that they so angry at each other? That's what I was thinking when you sent me the security message. He said, what the fuck does he know? I went to a gun range that weekend.
Starting point is 00:51:09 I'm like, what's going on? But don't bring us into this shit. All we're doing is making votes based off who we think is best than run in this country. I ain't on no red shit, no blue shit. I ain't no Democrat. I'm not no Republican.
Starting point is 00:51:21 I'm just voting my interests. But the best way to get people to vote is to shame them because humans crave connections so much. So if you make them feel ostracized for not agreeing with you... That's why. But that's another thing
Starting point is 00:51:32 we got to remember during this time. There are going to be tons of people that will, like, hold you up to a pedestal or me up to a pedestal when we say the things that they agree with. A lot of those people don't give a fuck about us.
Starting point is 00:51:46 They just like the fact that we are echoing their sentiments. Fox News has been doing that to me foot. Exactly, but that's an important thing to think. And here's the thing, audience, we know that. We're aware there are the core people who actually know who we are,
Starting point is 00:52:00 they care about us, they don't give a fuck which side that we vote for or which people that we resonate with and then the other people that are essentially just using us because we agree. And the second we disagree with them,
Starting point is 00:52:09 they on that ass They did it to me As week That's right You did this Yeah I did Me and Angela Rod
Starting point is 00:52:14 Did Jake Tapper this week And you know I said some positive things about Kamala But if you've paid attention To my rhetoric I've always said Positive things about Kamala
Starting point is 00:52:24 Even when I've said I'm disappointed in her I've given my reasons why My main reason why is because I felt like you know She got into the White House
Starting point is 00:52:33 And I didn't know who this person was anymore When I saw them In front of the camera That's one of my main points of contention. So me saying positive things and saying, yeah, I would
Starting point is 00:52:45 support Kamala Harris and she became the nominee. Now it's the thing, but now the left uses that. The left is using that to say, Shalovina God, endorses, Kamala Harris, whatever, whatever. But I've always said, you can go back. Me and Stephen Smith to the interview this year, and I was like, I still believe in Kamala. I got an honest
Starting point is 00:53:01 question to ask you. Oh, play this clip real quick, though, just to insert it, just to have it. Yeah. Yeah. What is that? Chris In a fight for our kids, it's a fight that we can never imagine. I believe wholeheartedly Donald Trump and Butler County's J.D. Vance are the last chance to save our country politically.
Starting point is 00:53:25 I'm afraid if we lose this one, it's going to take a civil war to save the country. Why? Why? It's the greatest experiment in the history of mankind. Why is the president of the Heritage Foundation saying this is the second, uh, this is the second what is the second revolutionary what do you say? I can't remember the exact quote but it's the second whatever
Starting point is 00:53:44 and it'll be bloodless if the left allow like why? Yeah yeah yeah It's just politics bro! Nothing changes. Guys, nothing. We're going to be arguing about abortion for the next 50 years. Nothing fucking. Kamala wins. Nothing changes. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:53:59 So obviously vote your interest, vote with the person who, but keep in mind that like very little changes in America and the system is set up that way. But we can't, we shouldn't even look at them like You shouldn't even look at Kamala as a change agent that's going to wave a magic wand and bring everything back.
Starting point is 00:54:14 The Supreme Court is still going to be what it is. You know what I'm saying? She's going to continue whatever this Biden thing was doing. But that was always my point. That was always my point when everybody used to be like, you guys should be scared of Kamala Harris presidency. I'm like, why? She's going to be the same thing that Obama was doing,
Starting point is 00:54:29 same thing Biden was doing. If you enjoy right now, then vote for Kamala. I don't enjoy it, none of it. All right, well, then don't vote for the comma. But, okay, here's my question about comment. Because you mentioned something like her being a woman, she could speak on. Women's reproductive rights. Women's reproductive rights.
Starting point is 00:54:47 I mean this sincerely. So, and having a kid has fundamentally changed every aspect of my life. Of course. This made me look at humans differently. God willing. I love it. God willing. Kamala doesn't have kids.
Starting point is 00:55:11 Can she speak to, relate to, understand what we are going through and the importance of laws that affect our children and understand the severity and the stakes that we feel, the vulnerability that we feel? I genuinely ask that. I have the same thing about. I would say, I would say yes. I had nieces too. I don't give a fuck about it. Okay. Taylor, before you turn it into an argument.
Starting point is 00:55:41 I would say yes because we don't know why she doesn't have kids We don't know if it's physical reasons Or she made career choices We don't know So we don't even We don't know the reason
Starting point is 00:55:54 Why she doesn't have kids And I have all the empathy in the world You know how hard it was for us To get pregnant Like I have all the empathy in the world But I do look at that I see people with kids different I see the way that they prioritize
Starting point is 00:56:06 Things different I see the choices They make in their life different Like it is completely transformed in my world. And not having kids, but being around kids, having nephews, having nieces, having friends that had kids.
Starting point is 00:56:19 I did not understand that until I have my own. I think... We don't know the reasons why she doesn't have them. We don't know if she had to make choices like abortion. And we don't know. Well, it's interesting you bring that up because that was actually the topic of conversation. I had some people
Starting point is 00:56:35 over for dinner last night. Yeah. And the women who were... Do you use chopsticks? Yo, that was fucking racist. that was so Mark that Listen, can you mark that? Thank you.
Starting point is 00:56:46 Let's not mark that. I wouldn't need to use that in the house. Exactly. That's fucking racial rhetoric from you guys. No point of evidence. I mean, but your wife? We do use chopsticks. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:56:56 There was no one of questions. Do you see what I'm saying? I didn't feel that was coming from a pure place. I got to be honest. But you felt that fingernail was, though. Yeah. Chris. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:09 Don't listen to that. But what were they saying? No, no, no, no, Chris, I won't tell them some things. Oh, what you gonna do now? And he did it without the accent. Fire. Fire. Okay, go.
Starting point is 00:57:31 Come on, come on, come on, come. Hit the gong after that. I want a gong sound effect, Wayne. the women at the table were saying they believe that and this is within the context of reproductive rights. I don't, you know, there are other issues. Obviously, they involve families and children's. But in terms of reproductive rights, they were saying they think as a woman, even if she doesn't have biological children of her own, she intuitively understands that issue of the importance. There's like, there's no way you can be a woman and not be hyper sensitive to that topic.
Starting point is 00:58:09 I mean, actually, I think it's the exact opposite. I think women who have had kids have a fundamentally different viewpoint on reproductive rights and the time in which you should be allowed to get it. And every single woman I've spoken to that has had children has said the exact same thing, which is, now, I'm not saying late-term abortions do happen. I know that that's kind of like false rhetoric that's out there and there was that whole bickering back and forth on the stage. But it's often women who've never had kids that are like, yeah, you should be. able to have it up to fucking nine months, whatever.
Starting point is 00:58:43 It's just a parasite in your body. It's women who have had kids that go, that felt like a baby real early. So the idea of it being possible at six months, fuck no. So I think that that is important information. I'm not saying that this stuff discredits her from being able to lead.
Starting point is 00:58:59 Yeah. What I'm saying is it is important. And if we are playing that card, if you will, meaning the experiential card as a woman, how she is advantaged on certain issues that Trump doesn't, I wonder if we also go, well, maybe Trump can speak to the future of America in a way that Kamala can because she's not genetically invested in the future of America. Well, about the future of America point, I think Kamala kills him on that because she's 60.
Starting point is 00:59:28 He's 70, what, seven? 78. Yeah. She's probably going to be around a little bit longer for the future of America than he will. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But to the thing, and because I, in Gretchen Whitmer's book, and I'm probably,
Starting point is 00:59:40 gonna fuck this up, but there was a law being passed in Michigan that had something to do with women's reproductive rights and people they were, you know, the whole banning of abortions, even with rape or incest, or something like that. And she had never told
Starting point is 00:59:56 this story until she hit the floor the day that they were supposed to make the vote. And she told a story about a time that she had gotten raped. Oh my God. And I think she either, I'm fucking a story. Either she thought she was pregnant or she was, pregnant. I don't, I'm sorry, Governor Whitman, if I'm
Starting point is 01:00:12 fucking the story up. But my point is, she had an experience that people could relate to in regards to the issue. We don't know if the vice president has any of it. And then maybe she might come out and tell us. She tried. She tried. Can't have him. She might have had
Starting point is 01:00:28 a boy. We don't know. We don't know what her lived experience is. And I have all the empathy in the world for that. I'm just saying it is a thing that has fundamentally changed my life. And the way that I view things, the way that I view politics. It's also made my life way more like a microscopic, meaning like before having kids, I cared way more about what was going on out there in the world. And now I think my focus is way more inside the family. And I think
Starting point is 01:00:52 a lot of people that do have families think in that way. And also to another point, because that's a fantastic point you brought up. I think it's a fantastic question and definitely worth of debate. Even with her not having kids, the choice to not have them is something Trump can't relate to. The choice to saying I chose to, you know, run for attorney general, I chose to be a senator. I gave my life to, I gave my, you know, my, I sacrificed my personal for my professional. Trump can't even relate to that. Yeah. But even that is a conversation that so many women will relate to. There's so many women out there that chose professional over personal. Oh, my God. That's why a lot of these things you can't, a lot of these things you can, this, this is this, this, this, this, this. It's, this. It's, this. It's, this. It's, This room is wild, this room is wild. This room is crazy. It's a dangerous zone. I don't even know why I saw that.
Starting point is 01:01:46 That was crazy. I thought I was the only one of the saw it. I thought he was trying to finger Chris. You know what I'm saying? Like, you know, but there's plenty of women who choose professional, over personal, and that conversation Kamala can speak to, and it will relate to so many women. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:05 So once again, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, that's a, for her, no matter how you slice it. There's really no way for Trump to win any of that argument. He just really has to stay away from that. But she's not going to let him. We'll see. We'll see. I don't even think you should debate her.
Starting point is 01:02:18 No, I think she'd definitely. Man, this is the first time in my life. Yeah. Me personally, I'm only 46. Somebody that can correct me, I'm not that old. I am old, but I'm not old and that old. This is the first time in my life I saw a debate change everything. That Biden-Trump debate changed everything.
Starting point is 01:02:37 And it wasn't because Trump was good. It was just because Biden looked so terrible. So now, let's think about just the optics of it. 60 years old versus 78. And ain't like Trump don't be out here fucking up words and mumbling and bumbling. Now he looks like the old mumbling, bumbling guy. Oh, you said you don't think he should want to debate. No.
Starting point is 01:02:57 If I was Trump, I wouldn't want to debate by Kamala. You're also just giving her so much shine. Like she hasn't given the American people anything to vote for yet. One debate changes everything. But you're giving her all the eyeballs in the way. world because we're going to watch for Trump. And then if she shows up and she delivers, now she also gives us an example
Starting point is 01:03:13 of what she wants to do in America. If that resonates, then that's impossible. Because everybody brings up that one line Tulsi Gabbitt had against Kamala. Now she bodied. But they don't bring up the body. Kamala got against Biden. They do. The body that almost kept her from being VP
Starting point is 01:03:28 because everybody around Biden was like, no. Remember what she did you on that stage? They don't talk about the body she caught with Mike Pence. Caught a body so bad. A fly came and landed on Mike Pence's head on live TV, because she had them out there looking like shit, for real, for real. Like, go back and watch those Senate hearings. That's her lane.
Starting point is 01:03:45 Yeah. She's a prosecutor. Yeah. That's her thing. If I'm Trump, I'm like, staying away. Nah. Why? What's the point?
Starting point is 01:03:54 No, you make a good point. Let's place. He's had to be across from a lot of prosecutors this year. So he got experience, too. He does. Let's pay some bills. Let's come back and talk about some other things. any means necessary, all of that good stuff.
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Starting point is 01:10:21 that makes the motherfucking brilliant idiotice go. From day one. Yeah, man, and he works at Black Effect too. He's one of our producers at Black Effect as well. My man, Duane, Big D, Dwayne Crawford. Yo, Happy Four Day, baby. He does a birthday. He does all the sound effects.
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Starting point is 01:10:48 Charlotte Damas has struck again. Okay. What is Charlotte Domas said? After the RNC, I think it was after the RNC. I was on Breakfast Club. And I said, boy, it's only a matter of time before they leaked that foot. Because after Amber Rose gave her speech
Starting point is 01:11:05 and everybody was saying, you know, how it was such an impactful speech. I mean, it was because you could see how everybody was talking about it. So I said, watch them leak the footage of her and Jocelyn fighting now. And that's what you're watching. I was like, God damn.
Starting point is 01:11:20 So Breakfast Club people, let me see, let me see. Philly. Who the fuck is that in the mask? I don't know. Oh, now she's Philly. She was just MAGA last week. Now she's Philly. She's only been Philly.
Starting point is 01:11:29 She's just a MAGA Philly person. Oh, damn. No, but she's not. She got her. Damn, Jocelyn, you're supposed to be a fighter. Man, somebody from Maga League, dad did. Wait, wait, wait, wait, let's see this. I need to see this footage. Yo, she... Go back, go back, go back to set it off too.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Yeah, she said, what's that. No, it's not... No, I want to hear it. Is there any sound? No, no, no, no, I need the whole, don't ruin it. There's no sound. There's no sound to it. Remember, they never put this out.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Yeah, they didn't put that back out. Who the fuck is that in the mask? With the joke. Is it like Halloween? It was like, I think Ema. I think Ema was on that episode. Why you got the saw mask on? Yeah, Amber definitely got the best of that one.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Boom. I mean, it's not much. It's just a little kerfuffle. But why is- Why is that holding her head? Like, hit her. Yeah, if I'm scoring it off. She's no hair.
Starting point is 01:12:16 She's trying to grab the hair, but she's bald. She's got an advantage. Amba fight like a white girl, bro. Really? Yeah, she's grabbing her. She's just throwing that hammer punch. White girls do the hammer punch. And Amber got the best of him.
Starting point is 01:12:33 Yeah, she did. Yeah, somebody put that out Somebody put that out To get some of that momentum back They was like, nah Let me show you what Maggie can do Okay It was like
Starting point is 01:12:42 Don't fucking forget what Mag is Nah, she got her though Okay And the taping of what? College Hill? Oh, that was the TV show I knew somebody was gonna leak that, yo I'm fine
Starting point is 01:12:52 I might happen now But I was waiting to see that video Oh, okay Okay, what else we got? What else we got, Taylor? Just know I also drop the shit About Christians or a cult You see that?
Starting point is 01:13:04 They basically Oh on Jason Lee Yeah with Hollywood unlocked I didn't see that I think that's way more damning than that Yeah like she was saying Christians are a cult And now
Starting point is 01:13:14 Are a cult So when you die I don't believe in the devil Exist I don't believe in any I believe that they're fictional characters And this is probably going to make people really mad
Starting point is 01:13:27 But I believe that Jesus was a cult leader And I believe that it actually worked and they spread his word all around the world. Jesus is a cult leader. Have you said that publicly before? He looks good. Maybe. Probably on my podcast.
Starting point is 01:13:42 Because I just felt the internet shake. Maybe that was God. Jesus, that you? Jesus is a cult leader? Yeah. I think it's more likely that he was a cult leader, yeah. The energy after the magnet thing was we accept anybody. We don't hold you to your past.
Starting point is 01:13:58 We'll bring you on, whatever. And that's their way of saying, We don't care. Amber, if you've been a stripper, you've done this wild shit. And then that thing about Christians being a cult came out. We're like, all religions be kind of technically defined as cold. You don't want to be called that if you're a Christian, right? Because it's not even, it's not even, it's just your pathway to heaven, bro. It's not even just a religion.
Starting point is 01:14:20 There is a lot of cult-like thing with all religion. You are 100% right. I don't care what the religion is. It's a cult like traits. Religion is a successful cult. Most cults don't get that successful. But it's also the one pathway to God if you actually believe in the religion.
Starting point is 01:14:37 So if you're a believer, you're like, this ain't a cult, this is the truth. Well, what about back in the day when there was no religions? I'm talking about when humans were first put here. Like, what was your pathway to God then? My boy. That was so disrespected.
Starting point is 01:14:53 That was blasphous. I mean, God. My boy. I think nature was God back then. I think nature is God now. Well, you can say that, sure. Back. Well, we got, Taylor.
Starting point is 01:15:04 By any all means necessary. What is that? It's Pops. What is this Pops? Probably one other job that you're about to get into. Okay, Paul. That is pretty. Have you seen her with a tank top on?
Starting point is 01:15:18 She got some priestly small tities. I feel like I've seen it with no shirt on. Yeah, she got like, but like, it's crazy. This is Brittany. Like, her body is just, like, crazy. This is Brittany Griner at the WMBA All-Star Weekend. Why are y'all scare to? Just a physical fact.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Somebody is who, I don't know this young sister's name. I think this is the shade room. Is this the shade room? Yeah. Oh, shout out the shade room, bro. But they're welcoming and congratulating Brittany and her wife on welcoming their baby boy. Let's listen. Hard and really scary.
Starting point is 01:15:51 You're about to be a mom. How is that feeling? Pops. Oh, let me get it together. About to be a pops. Please tell me how exciting that is for you and what you're looking forward to most. I'm super excited. Well, I mean, I guess I'll just.
Starting point is 01:16:05 drop it. He's here. So he's here. Yes. Seven, eight, 24. Yeah, seven pounds, eight ounces. Yeah, that's my man. I love that. He is amazing. They say, you know, as soon as you see him, it's just like everything that you thought matter just goes out the window. And that's literally what happens.
Starting point is 01:16:27 It kind of sucks because I got to leave, you know. But at the same time, yeah, he'll understand. expect. I think there's... It's actually beautiful to hear someone talk about the child like that. I thought that was a bit. I'm not confused about the whole pop shit. Is that her coming out as a rainbow?
Starting point is 01:16:45 The media just have to shit on... I'm about to say trans. I don't think she's trans. I think she just admits that she's trans. But I don't think she comes out with it because she knows it will be a whole politicized thing and then she'll have to play in the NBA. But so what she's doing it is she's...
Starting point is 01:16:58 What she's doing is she's keeping under wraps, but, you know, that she's... But that was beautiful the way that she was talking about. about her kids. See, man. It's just, it's awesome. Yeah, you just got, you know, I don't give a fuck about her calling herself pops. You know what I'm saying? Pop that coochie, right?
Starting point is 01:17:14 Most women do on Mother's Day. Oh, my God. Most women do it on Mother's Day. Oh, my God. Why would you call yourself pops on Mother's Day if you're a mother? When they'd be saying I have to play both parts. Why didn't they have to play both parts? That's silly to say, why say that?
Starting point is 01:17:26 Shoot, deadbeat-ass women running your man's out the house. So your kid got to grow up with just a mommy. Ain't that selfish of these deadbeat-ass moms? running their men out the house so they can't got to grow up alone. How you're forcing their man to cheat when he don't want to cheat. Forcing them men to go sell drugs, go end up in jail. How you reversing this is incredible. I'm not reversing nothing.
Starting point is 01:17:48 You. He's deadbeat-ass women running their man's out the house. You got good, God-fearing men that you turn into life of crime and substance. Now there is something to that because there are a lot of women that keep their children away from the men just because of spite. I literally was just watching a good Oh, fucking Super Cell That's one of the One of the roles on Super Cell
Starting point is 01:18:11 The baby mom just be trying to keep the father Away from the child for no reason They do that shit with their mouths too Have you seen Super Cell? What? Have you seen it? What Super Cell? Fire show on Netflix, you should watch it
Starting point is 01:18:25 It's called Super Cell? It's only six episodes It's really fucking good Salute the Rap Man It's one of those UK shows Shows the UK Street Life Oh, fine, you know what I mean? and it's about people who have like
Starting point is 01:18:37 the trade of sickle cell but also that sickle cell trait gives them superpowers Oh yeah It's dope, yo What is it? The ability to run a little faster And jump a little higher
Starting point is 01:18:46 Than everyone else? Superstrip all that Like they got real superpowers They got real superpowers, yo That is the point of the show though You're joking but that's really the point of the show That's literally the point of the show You ain't seen it yet Alex?
Starting point is 01:19:02 Yes, oh you saw it okay okay okay We spoke about a lot of it All right. What else we got? Family feud. Family feud. Hold up. What is the family feud thing? It's like when they were trying to decide who was the best. Oh, I saw that. Like, I mean, it's family feud. It says survey says they're not surveying hip-hop head, y'all. Family feud, what you should look at this list and see is these are just the most popular rappers of all times.
Starting point is 01:19:33 Yeah. It's really that simple. Like that, like, you can't say the greatest. All time. What was the question when you hear it again? He's the greatest rapper in all time. Jay Cole. Jay Cole.
Starting point is 01:19:49 Because he's not one of the most popular rap with the ball now? Andre. Kendrick Lamar. Kendrick Lamar. It's generational. All right. Yeah. Blue Wayne.
Starting point is 01:20:02 Lou Wayne. Biggie, two, five. Okay. All right. Now, okay, Caleb. It's Tupac. Yeah, girl, you know. I know.
Starting point is 01:20:15 Why are you going? Oh. Yes. Let's go with Biggie. Biggie. Jay Z. Number one. Jay Z.
Starting point is 01:20:22 Get here. Give you. Give you. Oh, damn. Top eight amps is on the board. Pull it up. Pull it up. Pull it.
Starting point is 01:20:31 All right. Yeah. The last. God. The greatest rapper of all time. Go to the last one. Naz. No.
Starting point is 01:20:37 Last one. Nah. I think of rapper. No, I don't know. Before we flip on these last, I won't apologize to the entire Codoope community. It's coming up right there. Jay-Z's last.
Starting point is 01:20:48 What the world? Number seven. Let's go. Five. LLFUJ. Oh, no. Absolutely. This is a bad boy.
Starting point is 01:21:01 Number four. That was a good discussion. You're at one. Dr. Craig. If somebody said easily, don't know, Easily. If somebody said to me, who are the most popular rappers ever? Who are the eight rappers that you can go to anybody with?
Starting point is 01:21:16 I'm talking about an old person in the Midwest, you know, somebody down south, somebody west goes and say, these are the eight rappers. I guarantee you'll know them. Those are the eight I would choose. Snoop Dog. Is Eminem even on there? Yes.
Starting point is 01:21:29 Snoop Dog, go back to it. Snoop Dog. Tupac. Hold on. Pull it up, Taylor. I got wait. Snoop Dog, Tupac, M&M. I see what you're trying to do.
Starting point is 01:21:47 You're trying to pause it. It's not going to happen. Colerjay, and then four was Dr. Dre. Okay, pause it, pause it when you go. Dr. Dre comes up. Pause it. Pause it. Pause, pause, pause.
Starting point is 01:21:58 Okay. They didn't show us. Okay, pause, pause. So Snoop Dog, Tupac, M&M, Dr. Dre, L.L. Kuzet, notorious big, 50-cent, Jay-Z. by far the most popular rappers of it. It's not even close. L.L. Cool J was rap's first superstar.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Ice Cube would be somebody Ice Cube would be somebody up on the list. Honestly, there's a case for Ice Cube over Dre or Jay. Yeah. Not Jay, but over Dre. I think a lot of people know Dre as a producer. In Beach by Dre? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:29 You know what I mean? What about Andre 3000? Nah, and I love Three Stacks. Love him. He's got the biggest song out of anybody. He definitely got one of the biggest song. He definitely, A.I. There's a Drake case here.
Starting point is 01:22:40 Drake has been the biggest artist for the last two decades. Drake's not more popular than nobody on that list. El Cool J. No. Yeah. Bro, I can tell you one thing that keeps L.L. Cool J probably more famous than Drake. CSI?
Starting point is 01:22:54 CSI. Yeah. Like, 70-year-old white men, white women, are like, oh, shit, that's LL Cool J because it's CSI. That shit comes on CBS and is broadcasted to the 20s. 20 million, 30 million people a week and has been for years. Or ice tea, right? Maybe iced tea, yes.
Starting point is 01:23:12 It's a different, I'm just saying, like, there's just certain things that make you popular around the world. And I think LL is up there, you know? Go watch my interview with LL Koojay. Oh, that's right. Yeah, that little series I'm going to start putting out. It's out of it's out of context. I got another one dropping next week.
Starting point is 01:23:29 With whom? I don't want to say. What are I? Yeah. What do you mean? That's what I just like to hit them, you know what I mean? Yeah, but maybe. we get them all excited.
Starting point is 01:23:38 Yeah. Could you give us a hint? No. Damn, bro. No way. You're not on that list. I'll tell you that much. You're not on that list.
Starting point is 01:23:46 What else we got, Taylor Gang? Oh, hello kitty girl. Speaking of two things I found out this week. Hello Kitty. Kitty is not a cat. You're so stupid. It's called Hello Kitty. Let's listen.
Starting point is 01:23:59 Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's trans, right? Oh, my God. Rainbow's done taking over Hello Kitty, too. And SpongeBob is autistic. Yeah. That I could see. SpongeBob Squarepants is autistic.
Starting point is 01:24:10 I can see that. Let's hear what Hello Kitty was again. So Hello Kitty is not a cat. She's actually a little girl. Born and raised in the suburbs of London. She has mom and dad and a twin sister, Mimi, who's also her best friend. She enjoys baking cookies and making new friends. But she got whiskey.
Starting point is 01:24:30 Your cinnamon roll looks kind of like you. She's kind of a tiny little girl, right? That's what they're playing with us, right? Like, we knew she was a girl. She's just a girl cat. Don't tell us she's a girl. It's like we know Bluey as a girl. You letting the rainbows get in your head.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Don't let the rainbows use their bony logic to get in your head. Are she a cat that identifies as a girl? That's what I'm saying. Like, she's using this like there's nothing as real logic that the rainbows use sometimes. So she's trying to rainbow into your head and you're getting upset and believe in it. Well, if I was a cat that could walk on two feet, talk, use my hands. You know what I'm saying? Eight went to work.
Starting point is 01:25:08 I would identify as a human too. Okay. And you would identify that cat as a human. If you had a cat that could walk in here on two feet. All right, let me give you a better one. Okay. If there's someone who got no use of their legs, right? Do they identify as a seal or a walrus?
Starting point is 01:25:26 No, they identify as a carrot. That's why we call them vegetables. I said they can use their arms, though. Oh, okay, no matter of mine. Yo. What? I didn't hear that part. I didn't hear that part.
Starting point is 01:25:40 Yeah, you can't. The second they start talking and you just go, okay, that's awesome. That's great that you live that life. That's beautiful. That's awesome. So disrespectful. In one ear out the other. Yeah, you can't.
Starting point is 01:25:50 No, that's so disrespectful. SpongeBob Square Pants is autistic. Man, get out of here with everybody's autistic. I'm tired of this. What you mean, man? Let people be autistic if they want to be autistic. Let's hear it. Let's hear it.
Starting point is 01:26:03 Look at this bitch in the back throwing up a gang. This is hilarious. What the fuck? What's such? Really identified with Sunjvom and because Spongevub's kind of on the spectrum too as a character. And this last con that I did in South Texas in McGowan, Texas, it was the first time I'd ever been asked this question. A person who was, you know, obviously on the spectrum, came up to me and said, I have a question
Starting point is 01:26:24 for you, Tom Kenney. Is SpongeBob autistic? Wow. Is Spongebob himself autistic? And I said, yes, of course. I said, of course he is. And I said, you know what, that's his superpower. The same way, if you're a superpower, I see him he's genoceney.
Starting point is 01:26:40 Oh, my God. Okay, let's talk about Tom Kinney. Why we got a applause for ever? Penda, Penda, Penda, Penda, Penda. It did not matter who Tom Kini walked. Whoever walked up to Tom Kini, whatever they was on, Tom Kinni was going to be on. Exactly.
Starting point is 01:26:53 Is it true SpongeBob is gay. Yeah, he's gay. Yeah, he's gay. Just like you're gay. That's your superpollies. Exactly. Absorbing up all that fucking nut. Maga.
Starting point is 01:27:02 Naga. Hey, this is Gouye again. For real. Whatever that person came up to, he's like, isn't SpongeBob Mexican? Yeah. Of course he's Mexican. They do the cleaning.
Starting point is 01:27:12 Oh my God. What? Yo. There's a better one. He'd be like, yo, SpongeBob. Isn't SpongeBob Mexican? Of course he's Mexican. Got no difference between his hips and,
Starting point is 01:27:24 what is it again? Oh, my God. Yeah. He's a rectangle. He's like a shoebox. You got to be in Mexico. Salute all our Mexicans out there. Yo, shout out.
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Starting point is 01:27:58 What was that for? Oh. Oh. about him. Let me go pee. I'll come back. We talk about... I forgot about him. No, we go pee. We come back. We talk about Elliot Wilson. Okay. Let's stop and pay some bills. This episode is brought to you by Accenture.
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Starting point is 01:31:57 the top 25 hip power hip hop rankings let me see it Taylor I forgot what were that this shit is about but the top 25
Starting point is 01:32:06 power hip hop rankings I got the number five it was Elliot Wilson I said I don't think he deserves to be number five Whoa How did he react He didn't take too kindly
Starting point is 01:32:16 What's some of the tweets He posted Taylor I know the first tweet he posted He said suck a shit At see the God Why Another tweet he said
Starting point is 01:32:26 Fuck you Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Okay. And then that's all I saw.
Starting point is 01:32:33 Another one he said, fuck you again. Said fuck you again. So then what? Go to his page, Taylor. Oh, I was trying to bring up a... Who is number one?
Starting point is 01:32:41 Oh, this is, okay, this is complex. Elliot, uh, academics was number one. As he should be. For this year? Of course. Uh, Elliot Wilson fires back at Charlemagne the God for downplaying his spot on complex hip hop
Starting point is 01:32:53 media rankings. Fuck you. Fuck you. He's saying it. Scrudge, make it bigger, Taylor. Paul, let me see what he said.
Starting point is 01:32:59 Okay. All right. This is when he's cos playing as a rapper from the 90s right here when he, play what did I say? Press play.
Starting point is 01:33:11 This is what he posted on his Instagram. Taylor. Elliot! I don't think you should be number five. Number four. Charlamaine the guy. All right,
Starting point is 01:33:21 let me read this, right. Last year's ranking number three. Feast you on the breakfast club and it is known for sensational. You only get apple. Provoking the questions.
Starting point is 01:33:28 Fuck y'all digging. He said, well, he reposted that and he put sucker shit at seat of God. Yeah. And then he posted this. What was this one, Taylor? What did this one say? I think Jason, that's what I mean when I say, why are you upset that people are transcending hip-hop? I don't, I'm not trying to be the 50-year-old person still complaining about not being on list, beefing with screamers, doing goofy shit.
Starting point is 01:33:57 you know, starting shit, you know, online with rappers just to keep my name relevant. No, I want to do things and put my... That wasn't a sub, by the way. I was just being generic. I was just casting a wide neck. Yeah, but he interpreted it as... He reposeded that and put, fuck you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 01:34:16 Why does he have such energy towards you? I said, a Hall of Fame career, third Mike nigger, crying about my top five status, legacy is nuts. I got great content on the way. Hashtag 224. Keep that tweet there. Goat. He said 2020.
Starting point is 01:34:34 Yeah, go. Keep that tweet there. Go to what he said on my guys back fuel podcast, Luther Heineken and Esso. Because, you know, he had to go to Backfuel podcast because he don't have a podcast of his own that anybody cares about. So let's go listen to listen to what he said on Backfuel. Never really clicked like that.
Starting point is 01:34:56 Okay, what was the question? I know Esso asked him, what's up with Shalabwe? man, let me hear what he said. I feel like we just never really clicked like that. And also I just didn't like the last little brilliant idiot shit he did talking crazy about me being on that list, top five and shit. Never explaining why I shouldn't be top five. And I'm just tight shit. It's like it's like it's old school.
Starting point is 01:35:17 It's like at a certain point you just got to say fuck this person. Like fuck you. Like I'm born 971. Like it can just be that. We don't have to be cool. We don't got to pretend. You clearly have an issue with me or you don't like my presence in the game. Like you said, maybe you think I should stand.
Starting point is 01:35:29 down to be a legend. I'm not here to get this like legendary badge with big boy or Angie or sway. Like I'm here to compete right now. I've never put you in that category. In the year of 2024. I know I'm a legend already. Like I still want to compete in great, create a great content. I was hot before you, nigga. I'll be hot forever. Like, it's what it is. Like when you was getting windy coffee, nigga, I was hot. I would stay hot, nigga. It's what it is. Okay, let's let's talk about it. The reason I didn't think Elliott should be number five on the list is simply because I haven't seen the work this year. Yeah, what did he do this year?
Starting point is 01:36:05 He's been a troll. That's all he's done all year long. Because I remember when him and BDOT would do the podcast, and the podcast was really good. You know what I mean? But all he's done this year is do a bad DJ academics impersonation. Oh. And that's just the truth to the matter.
Starting point is 01:36:19 And he knows that. That's why in this tweet he says, I got great content on the way. Hashtag, 24. Why is it on the way? Why isn't it now? Yeah. Tell me what you've done over the past year
Starting point is 01:36:30 that warrants you be number five. Wallow and Gilly, constantly putting out fantastic content. Yeah. Interviewing all of the young artists, all of the young artists, like I said last week, want to go to Walo and Gilly, Wallow and Gilly be giving them that OG game.
Starting point is 01:36:44 Norrie with Drink Champs, constantly giving you great hip-hop constant. Vlad TV, constantly giving you great hip-hop content. I don't think that you should be over any of those guys. Number five? I don't think you should be over gay P. Like I said on the podcast last week, Gay-P is somebody who comes out with a show, you know, on the radar. That is a rap show.
Starting point is 01:37:06 It's literally about the best. People go up there and freestyle. So let me just understand. As an outsider to this. Can you be awarded a rap or hip-hop media award if you don't have a platform? That's the other thing. You don't even have a consistent platform, my brother. But does he have a platform?
Starting point is 01:37:27 I don't know. does, but he don't use it. Rap Raperator was, I thought it was really good. When the last time you seen a rap radar in him? I remember the interview with, was it, JZ where it was, no. That was five, that was nine years. I don't mean, that was a long, long, long, long time ago. So they stopped doing Rap Raider?
Starting point is 01:37:42 I haven't seen one in a long time. Great brand. I know that they wanted, when they lost their, well, they didn't lose their last deal. I think the company that they was with shut down. Shut down. Yeah. And then he wanted to come to Black Effect. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:37:54 We didn't want it. Oh, so that's why he's. I don't know, I don't know if that's the reason why. You know what I'm saying? Or it's more insult to injury when you weren't interested and you also said he doesn't deserve a spot. Listen, man. They haven't, for what it's worth, they haven't. According to Apple, it hasn't released an episode since December 14th, 2023.
Starting point is 01:38:12 Okay, so let me. And that might have been me. I might have been the last episode. I know, it was Gucci Man. But I think it was, you know, intervals shut down towards the beginning of this year. So let me just understand this. Is your argument in order to get to be a figure in. in hip-hop media, you need a platform to disseminate your media.
Starting point is 01:38:31 I think so. I mean, everybody else up there has one. Like, anybody you look at it in the top of 25 lists. Academics has multiple platforms. Academics has multiple platforms. You have multiple. And let's talk about that, right? People can say whatever they want about acting.
Starting point is 01:38:42 Give him his props again. He consistent works. Now, he's involved. Act might be on screen right now. He's involved. Act might be on his ninth hour. He's like into me. Right now.
Starting point is 01:38:52 We might, whatever time we're taping this, he might be on his ninth hour of a scream. And this might just be his first time jumping on. And he's intimately involved in most of the beefs that are happening. He's like releasing music. Come on, bro. Daily, he's on the screen. Incredible.
Starting point is 01:39:07 He's got the off on the record podcast. Same thing with Joe. Joe's putting out two podcasts a week. It's a four-time. Nor is putting out a podcast a week. Gillian Wallow putting out, not just the podcast. They got the Gillian-Wallow adventures. They're always putting out.
Starting point is 01:39:21 Glad is always coming out content. Gillian Wallow killing it. Traploid Ross got documentaries. There's so many people you can put on this list. Even though I feel like the icons, like the big boys and the Angie's and the Sway, shouldn't be on there just because they're iconic and they should be doing some other. Even they got daily plat. We should have another list for them that puts them in their proper perspective of the Mount Rushmore's.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Because it just feels strange to me. It's like right now if you said who the top 10 players in the league, and let's just say Bron is at 7. Yeah. And I'm not saying he is. I'm just saying, you'll be like, that don't look right. Right. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 01:39:55 Even though we're talking about right now, that don't look right. Yeah, like to me, I'm like, if we were doing the top five media personalities in basketball, I don't know if we put someone on that list that didn't have a platform to disseminate their media. It's really that simple. The fact that you could- I don't think that's an unreasonable take, but then would your argument be that he shouldn't be on the list at all? Now, I'm trying to think of this from both angles. I would-
Starting point is 01:40:23 You know how like there's some people that, like, Twitter is their platform. I can put him at 25. Okay. Because Twitter trolling should not be enough. And by the way, me and Elliot had this conversation last year because one thing that people forget,
Starting point is 01:40:35 he went on DJ Academics Podcast last year because once again, he don't have his own platform that he can utilize. Right. So he went on DJ academics platform. Play what he said on academics platform last year, Taylor.
Starting point is 01:40:44 This was last August. This was last August. What up, Chick's move. I'm getting this one's chick's move. You know Jake on his and everything up there. Whatever you say, Cheers going to be on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:40:57 with it, man. Charlemagne is remaining loyal to his network, the Black Effect Network. So, if you're not with him, you're against him at this point. Who's like that? After DJ academics called out Charlemagne for pretty much doing an interview with Loon, after he's been asking him for an interview for the last two years, looks like someone else has beef with Charlemagne for not doing an interview with him. That would be Elliot Wilson.
Starting point is 01:41:19 Yes, the same Elliot Wilson that got mad and sensitive that Drake did not do an interview with his platform. but when ended an interview with somebody else that's not in the culture. Elliot Wilson was on DJ Academies Podcast of the Records. Make sure you guys go check it out on Spotify, where he made it clear that he's not rocking with Charlemagne right now. And not only that, but apparently they were never cool. Here's what Elliot Wilson said. I'm not feeling Charlemagne right now, though, too.
Starting point is 01:41:43 Right. Yeah, I don't like how you move sometimes, honestly. Wait, like personally or? I thought she never really cool. No, we're cool. We're cool. I mean, listen I don't think that he does
Starting point is 01:41:59 I don't think some type of O.G. Moussey doesn't do right to me. I feel like he's really much about his people's his network and how he's moving now. And I think there's a change. You spark that and said that and I think that there's true. Of course. I think that's always been true with Charlemagne though.
Starting point is 01:42:12 No, but he's got more empowered than the lines have kind of been drawn more about who is on his side and who's not. Yeah, if you're not Black Effect, like, you're like out the bus. Yes. Yeah. I mean, but what's your in Israeli?
Starting point is 01:42:23 Can I, can you pause for saying? Pardon me for promoting my company. No, no, no. This is an actually interesting thing. Talk to me. Because I know where that energy comes from. Talk to me. They see you promoting certain people, doing certain pods that are part of your network.
Starting point is 01:42:42 I'm assuming, again, I'm not exactly sure how they feel. I can just talk from like maybe my perspective with other things. You see somebody doing pods, right? And then it's hard for you to get them on your pod. And you're like, yo, do they not fuck with me? Like, what the hell is going on? You don't realize that, like, you have four daughters. That person has a whole life.
Starting point is 01:43:02 Let's say you have eight hours a month total to do build podcasts. Wouldn't you build the ones that you're intimately invested in? Oh, absolutely. Not everything. And this is a hard thing because we all have fragile egos in his business. It's a hard thing to accept. but a lot of times when someone doesn't do something for you, it's not nefarious.
Starting point is 01:43:24 They're not malicious. There's this thing called Hanlon's razor or something like that, where it's basically like, when someone does something bad to you, don't chalk it up to malice. Chalk it up to, I'm going to fuck this up. Maybe you can go to. Incompetence.
Starting point is 01:43:41 That's what I always say blame it on my mind, on my schedule, not my heart. Exactly. But this is a, now what I will say, say this, just again, from the certainly outside. I do think that beef is the lowest form of creativity, but it is often the thing
Starting point is 01:43:55 that people go to when they need immediacy, when they need immediacy, and they need reaction. Well, this was Elliot just using academics as dick as a scooter. Because, you know, like, like, like, like, I always say I always say dicks are the worst form of
Starting point is 01:44:11 transportation, right? This is when... Mine can only get you like four inches where... This is when people thought me and the worst is when you make a little dick joke and it bombs, bro. I wish I bombed with a big dick, though. Let me try with it. It can only get you like eight inches or nine inches or ten inches. This is when people thought me and Act had an issue, but me and I have never had an issue. Yeah, why don't people do that? Regardless of what I may say or Act may say, me and Act do not have no issues at all. Me and I love that. Exactly. So this is him going on
Starting point is 01:44:43 Acts podcast. Trying to rouse shit up. And trying to get on X's good side. You're supposed to be the oh, gee, so why are you doing that? That's number one. Why do you think he's doing that? He was just trying to be down. You're the old man in the club just trying to be down. It's like, why you got on the skinny jeans in the freaking? Oh, so you think he's like trying hard to fit in?
Starting point is 01:45:00 You got on the skinny jeans with an NBA jersey tucked into the skinny jeans. Showing off the belt. You know, showing off a belt. Look at Louis Bell. That's what he did right there. So that was just random. I hit him when this happened. I love that you go direct.
Starting point is 01:45:14 Come on, bro. Every single time you go direct. I don't know. I don't like talking behind people back. I don't know how. Right? I'd rather talk to you. I'm going to get to that in a minute too. So I called him he didn't pick up. I said, yo, peace, this Charlemagne. Hit me when you get a break from embarrassing yourself with all the cloud chasing you doing. Look when was this. August 14th of last year, right? He texted me back and goes, you switched up and I light tapped you. You hopping out like this just proves it. I said, how about give me a call? And then I go, how could I switch up on someone I never had. had a relationship with your words. This isn't hopping out. This is me calling you because you're saying my name for attention. So now you got it. I understand if your insecurities won't allow you to pick up the phone.
Starting point is 01:45:57 I'm here. Woof. So then he did FaceTime me or whatever. I don't know if it was FaceTime a call. I can't remember. I can't remember, man. Because, you know, he looks so much like Ben Stiller's father. And I like Zoolander.
Starting point is 01:46:11 So when I watched Zoolander, I don't know if I pastime to him or I was watching Zulander that day. I really don't remember. So, long story short, everything I'm about to say right now is what I told him on the phone. Yeah. You're embarrassing yourself. Yeah, yeah. You are Elliot Wilson. You was a respected journalist.
Starting point is 01:46:29 You were the editor-in-chief of double X-L. Yeah. And I said to him, if you're going to play this new role, Elliot, post this on your Instagram and tell the people, I'm not lying. Yeah. If you're going to play this new role of being a cultural critic provocateur. Yeah. Who has these heavy opinions about people stand on. Don't pop shit and then apologize.
Starting point is 01:46:50 Is that what you think is happening? My God. How many times? How many times? How many do you want to see? Okay. Drake, please accept Elliot Wilson's a policy. Elliot Wilson says Little Yaddy forgave him for interview comments, but Drake hasn't.
Starting point is 01:47:06 Elliot Wilson apologized to Kaizen not following Nikki Minaj's back. You apologize this way. All I simply told Elliot was, when you say things, stand. on this is the stream. So even with this right now, don't dish it if you can't take it. Just a couple of weeks ago, you were saying childish Gambino not hip hop. You said what you said on your show bigger picture. Yeah. I'm childish, but I'm not Gambino, right? So if I give you, some critique and say, hey, I don't think you should be number five. And now I'm telling you
Starting point is 01:47:38 why, because I just don't see the work. All these other people that you put in way more work than you this year, right? This is what you rely on now. You rely on. You rely on saying somebody's name, hoping they respond, run into your Twitter with it, running into your Instagram with it, and you don't even have your own platform that you can go on. You gotta hope that Joe Biden invites you,
Starting point is 01:47:58 or bag fuel invites you, or academic invites you. That's a sad existence, my brother. I just think you, I think that you're better than that. Yeah. And I don't aspire to be this when I'm 53 years old.
Starting point is 01:48:14 And I don't think, I don't think he would either. I don't think he does, of course, of course he was a legit journalist. That's all I'm saying. It's hard to be like when you're legitimate at something respected for your craft, transitioning to like the streamer culture where you just say the wildest fucking thing and then apologize later. And hating on the streamers. Why? But that, but what it, I mean, what you're describing doing is typical streamer culture.
Starting point is 01:48:37 Say the crazy thing, get it clipped out. And then a few weeks later, apologize, but oh, we reconciled. And like, it's like nothing matters. This is like the clout over everything commodity. That's right. I see this happen all the time. They just say the wildest fucking shit. They throw it in a thumbnail,
Starting point is 01:48:53 anything to get it up. And it's not even wild and funny. If you say wild and funny, we can go, oh, you're creating some art. Or wild. That's right. Like, create the sketch. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:49:03 It's okay. We're totally okay with it. I mean, when Chappelle made the sketches about prints, they're funny. It's hilarious. It's hilarious. You might be still making jokes, but there's art around it.
Starting point is 01:49:11 He just inserts himself like the other day when Cardi B and Joe Button got into it. He starts posting about This is like me and Nikki Minaj. I didn't even know you and Nikki Minaj had a beef. So what are you talking about? So it's just like my point is, you're a 53-year-old,
Starting point is 01:49:27 OG journalist. Why are you moving like these young Twitter troll streamers, especially when all you're going to do when you get pressed is apologize. And then you're going on, you talk, you just talk. First of all, I'm scared to death. I want y'all to know that.
Starting point is 01:49:45 I'm terrified. I really am. Because he said that he's going to press, he said he's pressing shit out here. I don't know what that means. I feel like that's like he might run down on me. I don't want any problems. Please, please.
Starting point is 01:49:56 I'm serious. I don't want to be attacked by Ben Still his dad. You don't want to meet the fucker? I don't want to meet the fucker. Okay? So that was my reasoning for, you know, saying I don't believe he, long story short, I don't feel like he should be in the top five.
Starting point is 01:50:15 because I just don't see where he's put to work in. The bigger picture hasn't even been out for 10 episodes. You know what I mean? Oh, it isn't. He has a show now. It's him, it's DJ Head, and it's Jeremy. And he just, played it what he said. No, shout out DJ Head, though, man.
Starting point is 01:50:27 Hold up. And this is the thing. I don't like talking behind people back. Yeah. So he posted, posted what he put up, go back to his page, Taylor. Posted what he put about brilliant idiots in a breakfast club. Because I extended the invite. I said, Taylor, invite him to breakfast club in brilliant idiots.
Starting point is 01:50:42 I love you. Because I don't want it. I don't want to do what I'm. doing right now. That's not my style. There's so many clips. I love conferences. Yeah, I know. I like having that conversation. If I'm going to say something about you, you know I have no problem saying it to you. Yeah. You know, I'm just going I might deliver it in a different manner than I may have made used to, but we still going to have that conversation. Yeah. Scroll up, let me see the tweets. Because he'd worded
Starting point is 01:51:05 these, like, very tough. Scroll down some more, teller. You know, he posts so much. All he does is post other people's content and it's wild. Like, it's strange. But I guess, I guess, it's strange. But this is what makes him number five. Which one was it? Where is it? It's past all of this. Jesus Christ, he looked like a father for real. He did post me when I was on Jake Tapper's show the other day.
Starting point is 01:51:32 Is that it? Scroll up some more. Well, long story short, I invited him on Breakfast Club. I did invite him on Brilliant Idiots. He said no thank you. Oh, wow. But then he posted it and put turned down, brilliant idiots and turn down breakfast club,
Starting point is 01:51:49 am I petty? No, you're scary. Oh. And I don't know what you're afraid, hell. I'm not gonna do nothing to you. I'm terrified to you. This is a safe space. This is a safe space.
Starting point is 01:51:59 What am I gonna do to you? Elliot can clearly beat me up. Like, come on, like, I'm terrified. I wouldn't mess with him, bro. He's an OG, 53 years old. He's pressing shit out here. I don't eat guys, I'm gonna. But now you're dragging me into it.
Starting point is 01:52:12 I'm scared to you. Okay, well, see, the only reason I dragged you into it shows. Somebody left the comment on his page. Somebody said to him, you should do flagrant. And he said, I accepts it. I accept it. So I said, Taylor hit him and invite him on flagrant. Plagrant's not even my show.
Starting point is 01:52:31 It's not my. I said, Andrew's show. I didn't run it by Andrew. I just needed to ensure that he is indeed another vaginal option, like I thought. Right? So I said, Taylor hit him. I got the test. There's no need to lie, Elie.
Starting point is 01:52:45 You should be honest. So he put the post up like it was some tough guys. She's like, I'm not doing flagrant with you either. Taylor said, yo, you want to come do flagrant? He happily accepted. Like, yeah, for sure, I'll come do it. Can I read the text, Taylor? I don't like to misspole people.
Starting point is 01:53:02 I don't want to paraphrase. Can I, can I read the text? People are so dumb. I just want to read the text. He lives for this, guys. I want to read the text. Why would you feed the beast? I want to read the text.
Starting point is 01:53:13 Okay. I just want to read the text real quick. I just want to read it. Okay. Okay, no worries. Taylor, one last request on my end. Would you like to be a guest on Flagrant? Yes, when do they tape?
Starting point is 01:53:27 Oh, cool, they tape Wednesdays. Heads up, Charlemagne will be there too. Elliot says, no, thank you. Ha. I don't respect that. You can't go on other people's podcasts. I'll come to you. By the way, I know when you tape the bigger picture.
Starting point is 01:53:41 I'll come to you. You can't get on platforms and call me a son. sucker and say, fuck you, you know, you know what I mean? Fuck you. And then when I want to stick, like, let's talk. You say you want to smoke. Yeah. And it's not that he's just saying he wants to smoke on social media.
Starting point is 01:53:56 You texting people. Yeah. Tell Charlotte, man, I want all the smoke. I, let's talk. Why do you think you won't talk? I don't like to threat. Why are you threatening me? I'm scared.
Starting point is 01:54:04 I'm too scary. Don't threaten me. I'm scared me. I will call the police on. Yeah. Let's just have a calm conversation. That's calm conversation. Also, is the big picture of big L reference?
Starting point is 01:54:11 I love that. I don't think so. Maybe. I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. All I'm simply saying is, man, that's it. That's why I didn't feel like he should be in the top five.
Starting point is 01:54:23 I don't respect it because you saying all this fuck you and suck and shit, but then you get three different invites and you don't want to talk. Elliot, we're going to run into each other. Yeah. Whether it's, you know, a month from now, six months from now, a year from now. How do you predict that goes? That's going to be fine. But I just need you, I'm giving you the opportunity to say, fuck me.
Starting point is 01:54:45 It's okay. You can stand in my face and say, fuck me. I don't care. The only thing I'm going to ask in response, Elliot, the only thing I'm going to ask in response. I watched, I looked at it, let me pull it up, because I don't want to miss quoting people. I don't like misquoting people, okay?
Starting point is 01:55:03 I don't like misquoting people. There was a great article that came out July 12th, 2024. It was in the New York Times. And it was my working relationship with Diddy and the Musicians. screen. And Elliot's wife
Starting point is 01:55:19 talked about how she put Puffy on a magazine cover and Puff didn't like the issue. Long story short, Puffy allegedly threatened the killer. Jesus Christ. July 12,
Starting point is 01:55:34 2024. I went through, look, I ain't seen no fuck you, did he tweets? Elliot. I ain't see no sucker shit. Did he tweets? Elliot. So we got to stop to performative stuff is what I'm saying. You know what I mean? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:48 Like, don't say the things to me just because you're trying to get traction on social media and play the role. I want you to be consistent. Yeah. The same way it's easy for you to get at a childish Gambino, because you don't think a child just going to say anything back to you. The same way it's easy to get it to Charlemagne because you don't think a Charlemagne because you don't think a Charlamagne going to say nothing back to you.
Starting point is 01:56:08 I need you to keep that same energy for people that you really should have smoke with. Yeah. Because this happened in the 90s. you've been playing nice with Diddy all this time so don't do that with me I don't have an issue with you I don't I do not have an issue with
Starting point is 01:56:24 Elliot Wilson this whole funny style thing he's bringing up and saying we've never really rocked with each other that's cool too yeah you don't gotta be friends with people I feel like we've all bumped into each other and it's been I've done rap radar so many times I've seen Elliot out so many times like what would make you think
Starting point is 01:56:40 I have an issue with you like what would make you think I have a problem. Just because I gave my opinion. You give your opinion. The same way you can give your opinion on these streamers. Same way you can give your opinion on Childus Gambino, other people can give their opinion
Starting point is 01:56:56 on you. That is not suck a shit. That is called being a cultural critic. And also sometimes there's some reflection. Maybe you said something that actually heard him and he's lashing out, but if you actually had a conversation, there could be something that was clarified. And listen, I hope that you come with all the work in 2024.
Starting point is 01:57:12 Yeah. Because you proved my point. I don't see the work that you put in the last year. All I've seen you do is troll. But you've seen him before do actual journalism. Actual work. I've given them props. I've said, yo, love the JZ interview. I think that's one of the best JZ interviews of all time. Maybe that's the disappointment when you see someone that has ability. That's exactly what it is. Do the low-hanging fruit shit. You're like, why are you going to that? You don't have to do that. I even gave Elliot solutions. I said, I think that you should be in the hip-hop documentary space. And I talked about at the time, I think it was Condon-Nass. I think I might be mispronouncing that
Starting point is 01:57:43 wrong. Conday Nast. They got all the trade publications. And right now what they're doing with all the trade publications is that a lot of editorials people have written, they're turning into documentaries. I know because I might be executive producing one of them. So I was like, yo, you could do that from the hip-hop perspective. Like, you know who's going to be doing that in the future? Vlad. Because Vlad got all of that content. Vlad got so much different IP. Shout out to Blat. He has so much different IP that he could use. You know how many documentaries come to Vlad now trying to license his stuff? So my whole thing. with somebody like, Elliot, you're the hip hop historian.
Starting point is 01:58:16 You've been around that long. You did all of these things like the double XL and Eagle Trip. Like, you could be into that space. Right now, honestly, what he looks like right now, he just looks lost. You're saying, you want a piece of me? I could drop you like a bag of dirt. You want a piece of me? You got it!
Starting point is 01:58:39 That's fucking Elliot, bro. You cannot tell me he don't look like Ben Still his daddy, you know? Elliot Wilson looks like Ben Stiller's fucking father. Somebody do the side by side for me. Go get a picture of Jerry Stiller. Go get Zulandah, meet the fuckers, whatever you want. Put it side by side with Elliot and tell me he don't look like him. How do I look like out here beefing with Ben Stiller's dad?
Starting point is 01:59:00 I don't even know if he's in meet the fuckers. I mean, honestly, I might be off on him. I don't know. And I like the reference. Okay, because Elliot is a focker. All right? I don't know what else he could be with a focker. Okay.
Starting point is 01:59:13 Listen, Elliot, God bless you. Elliot, just, just play nice. No, you don't even got to play nice. I'm just telling you, God bless you. I don't have an issue with you. You know how much time he has these days, bro? I just get, right. He's just sitting at volleyball tournaments, just cooking up ideas.
Starting point is 01:59:32 That volleyball is cheerleading. Yeah, all that. Give me another clip from an E. E.O. and Heineken podcast. I'm really just doing this because I like, I like, I like Eso and Heineken. I watch Eso and Heineken a lot. I've been watching them a lot later. While you get up that club, I got a shout out Vlad, man.
Starting point is 01:59:45 Okay, talk to me. We just had like a great awesome. There was like a misinterpretation and it was a perfect example of just like talking to each other and having a great combo and just like self-reflection. And it was just, it was awesome. And I really appreciate him for doing that. Like I think he misinterpreted something and he just came to me. And then I was like, dude, that was so awesome that you came to. I've always appreciated your content.
Starting point is 02:00:10 I've always loved the you've had me on. It was just great that you said that. And it was just, to me, it just showed, like, one maturity. It also showed, like, confidence. Like, the confidence to be like, oh, man. Yeah. I saw that in a different way. Now I see it this way.
Starting point is 02:00:22 And, yeah, some salute. That's what happened to me and Vlad. Black, me and I've been knowing Vlad for over 20 years, like, literally. Yeah, yeah. Like, Vlad was putting me on his mixtapes when I was doing radio in Columbia, South Carolina. Yeah. And we had a little issue because of, and I said, that's something I didn't handle the right way. And you had the maturity to be like, hey, I could have handled that back.
Starting point is 02:00:40 Absolutely. Dude, so much shit gets resolved once you become an adult and you can reflect on your own behavior. Communication. Communication, bro. Glad would have came. If me and Blad had this little kerfuffle. Vlad would have came. And by the way, I'll come to you.
Starting point is 02:00:55 I just need to talk. I need to look you in the eyes and I need you to say, fuck you. Fuck you. I need to look me in the eyes and say fuck you. Tell me your suck a shit to my face. When you're sitting there drinking the tequila, I need you to do this to me. Press Playtale. I'm from the arrow when you.
Starting point is 02:01:10 I'm from the arrow where niggins didn't know what I look like. And you only licekin, nigga, I don't know. Exactly. So you stick out. You still like a four thumb, bro. They go to Lyskin, 53-year-old legend, nigger, walking on there. He looked like a beige,
Starting point is 02:01:21 he looks like somebody's four-thumb. It's like yellow and red. Yeah, look at that. I told him that. Because my shit is gone. Lenard, you're bald, nigga. Ain't no dermatologist to save that, nigga.
Starting point is 02:01:33 Your ball. That's been still in dead. Your ball, dig. Yo, bro, we got love for something. Your dermatist can't save your baldness, dig. Don't do that. I'm bald.
Starting point is 02:01:41 You can buy a hairline like Nory. Yo, what is wrong with this? And zip that shit up, nigga. A hundred percent. Hold on, go back. Go back. Why you gave Nori a shot? And then soon as Nori comes back at you, he's going to be crying.
Starting point is 02:01:54 Press play. Listen. Oh, yo, bro. Your ball, nigga. Yo, bro, we got love for something. Your Dermin'clock. Can't save your baldness, nigga. Don't do that.
Starting point is 02:02:03 I'm bald. You can buy a headline like Nory. Buy a hairline like Nory. No, Nick. And zip that shit up, nigga. But all he was trying. He is the person that can dish it but can't take it. And I don't understand that.
Starting point is 02:02:15 Yeah. I don't understand that. I don't understand. I've never played that game. If I get on somebody's platform and I say some wild shit about somebody, if I say something to somebody and they flip out, I take my L. Yeah. I eat them.
Starting point is 02:02:28 Because you put it out there in the world. That's what I'm saying. They can respond. You can't do that, bro. You can't not do that when you look like Ben Still is that, okay? You can't do that when you look like a beige saw a thumb. And you can't do that when your name should actually be Eat a Dick Wilson. Eat a Dick Wilson.
Starting point is 02:02:45 He will eat a dick. You hear me? He will eat a dick fried. He will eat a dick saute. He will eat a dick boiled. Okay. He will eat a dick grilled. Sometimes he eat a dick raw, fresh out the pack.
Starting point is 02:02:58 Okay. Elliot, it's not going to be a back and forth. I don't have nothing else to say. Okay? You got it. You went. just please don't press me when you see me in the street i don't want no problem please okay uh as
Starting point is 02:03:13 always you listen to this podcast you think we're smart you think we're intelligent you think we're brilliant you're absolutely right but if you think we're just a couple idiots you don't know shit you're right too it's the brilliant idiotic podcast thank you for listening

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