The Brilliant Idiots - Eighty-Sixed

Episode Date: April 27, 2023

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aren't we really the podcast between Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon? Like, if there was a podcast, if those two political journalists had a podcast, wouldn't it be brilliant idiot? I don't know,

because I think we're more logical. cool. I don't think we're us. Yeah, well, okay. Well, yes, in our own stupid way, and I also don't think we're as performative is either of us. Well, it's different. Our performative is actual performative. Meaning people come here because they know we're performing.

You don't turn on the news. We're not lying about our performances. There you go. Okay, that's what I'm trying to say. Okay, fair enough. Yes, yeah. But I can see, you know, Lee Daniels said that he wanted to see that. By the way, Lee Daniels statement made no sense. What did Lee Daniels said? Can you play it, Taylor? Just play it. Can you play what Lee Daniels said? Because the shit made absolutely no goddamn sense.

And I hate when people try to play, and I love Lee Daniels, but I hate when people try to play two sides of the coin. You know what I mean? Because he tries to say what he feels like his following his saying in the beginning, right? Listen, play. I don't know how I feel about that. How you said, man, we know how I feel about that. Bye, bye motherfucker. And then Don Lemon out, which is just like gut-ranging, right, Jeremy? I mean, okay. So, but here's the thing. I got this an idea. I came in and when'd y'all boys had think about this. Listen. Don Lemon, Tucker Carlson,

if I were a smart executive, I put them both on the same TV show. How bananas let the ratings be. That's crazy. And I think he could possibly unite the country, too. Okay, let's stop right there. You start off by saying,

how do we feel about Tucker Carlson? Bye, motherfucker. Bye. But if I was a smart executive, I'd like it. put him and Don Lemon on the same show. Do we even think about our takes anymore? No, we just say shit.

And I think he's on live. When he said that, when he said Don Lemon was gut wrenching. Did you think of gay jokes too or that was just me? He wouldn't have said gut rich. He literally said that was gut wrenching. It would have been butt-wrenching if it was a gay joke. Not if you go deep. That's deep.

That's a fact. son, if Don got it like that. That's a fact. That's a fact. But how do you feel about this whole situation? No, I want to know what you were thinking. Just right. I said what I was thinking.

Charlotte. I was thinking butt-reaching. That's not deep enough, bro. You know Don packing? They shut up. You don't think Don't packin? Big, big Donnie, make your face look like you ate a lemon. You don't know.

That's why they call him Don Lemon. That's why they call him Don Lemon. Oh, ooh. Gut wrenching, make your face look sour. Come on, you don't think he was out at the Black Effect music festival doing work this weekend? To the podcast festival. Now, we ain't seen Don. Whatever, bro.

You know what I mean? Whatever. By the way, y'all had to see this coming, though, right? So what coming? Both of these fires. Listen, if it's in your guts, you're not going to see nothing coming, bro. Come on. Come on.

You're going to feel it, though. You're definitely going to feel it, though. get your intestine slimed. Yeah. The reverse. They call that the reverse. You had to see this coming though, right? Yes.

Keep saying that shit. Man, shut. Keep saying that shit, dude. Why are you so horny, bro? Why are you so fucking horny, bro? Come on, Charlott. Did I see Don Lemon coming? What do porn stars and religious folks have in common?

Eating the body of Jesus. They both get on their knees. And poor dogs get on their knees for the first coming. Religious folks get on their knees for the second coming. By the way, when I said eating the body of Jesus, I was talking about it, Mexico. Listen, we are, Charleston just got back from Atlanta. We are sassy this week. Atlanta was amazing.

We had a ball in Atlanta. Just one? Just one. Hey, come on now. Come on. That's what I told Travis, Luke to Trave, Travis is the homie. Travis is a sis. He's one of the kids.

No, he's not a sis. That would make him a sis. Is he a sis? What does he mean? He's a cis male. He's cis. I call him a cis. Is he gay or is he trans?

Oh, he's a cis as in like S. Yes. Yeah, I call him sis. So, Trav came to Atlanta this weekend. He said he came from. for the Black Effect podcast. Did he let you borrow his wrists? No, but I said to Trave.

I said, Trave, you did not come to Atlanta for the Black Effect podcast. What did he come for? He came for Dick. I just happened to be in Atlanta that weekend. Knock it off. You didn't come all the way from Philadelphia. You think he came just for the festival? No.

Well, thank you, Trave. That's my guy. I love him. It wasn't as gay as I thought. You thought it was going to be gay because it was in Atlanta? Like, there's not different, stop the stereotypes of Atlanta. What are you talking about? Atlanta's not.

not gayed out like that. Yes. I thought it was going to be like a jarred. Why? I mean, I am a gay icon. So I can understand why y'all would think that. I am. The kids love me.

The kids. The kids love me. I am. What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? I am Michael Jackson. That a large amount of the,

see, y'all don't know gay lingals. I know, I know a large amount of, I know y'all would think a large amount of gay people would be there. And they probably were. We don't know people's sexuality. You can't just look at somebody and tell his sexuality. What are you talking about?

You can't. This is what I do most days in my life. Big Gator energy? What? What? I just wanted to talk about Don Lemon and Tucker Tussing What happened?

Yeah. If a guy wears an ankle bracelet, what's that to you? I think he's a prisoner. Don't talk to her. Don't talk to her. Don't talk to her. Why, are you dating a guy?

This got an ankle bracelet? I'll talk to her. There's a lot of guys that were sassy. That's all. That is not true. You don't think it's possible. It's 2003. People wear ankle bracelets,

this fashion statements. People get their fingernails painted his fashion statements. It doesn't mean that they're gay. I would say that I would say that straight men have been getting gayer of late. They should.

I'm not saying that this is a bad thing, but I'm saying the influence of gay men over straight men is profound. That is such a great. 100% Not enough gay men calling out straight men for cultural appropriation

Oh for sure Because back We used to want to be black Now we want to be gay Are you saying gay is the new black Gay is the new black So gay is the new cool Yeah black dudes used to be cool

Now y'all old and whack Gay dudes are the cool ones We all want to dress gay look gay Fingernails gay We out here sucking dicks Whoa But we just did that to be like black dudes Nah, no, no

White dudes definitely Got the patent on the game You don't think black dudes suck the best dick, bro? Nah, bro. Hold on, hold on. No, white men? You don't think black dudes suck better dick than white dudes?

No way, Jose. White men invented it, bro. We invented gay? Not invented gay, but y'all, like, were the first down low gay people. No! Easily. We was not down low.

We were doing it above water, bro. So, So, Socrates. They also embedded NBA and look at how that was. No, no, we didn't do that low. We have to understand culturally speaking, white people have been open with homosexuality. Not true. Explain politicians then. Explain all the politicians who will protest against all gay rights and gay legislation but be having boyfriend.

That's because of black people's effects on the world. Nope. Who is, what color was Jesus? What color was Jesus? Um, yellow. Yellow. Yellow. Oh, now he's yellow.

Yellow. Interesting. Interesting. Because before he's black. Before he's black. Before he's a black dude. Jesus was black. Black comes in all shades.

You can be bronze. All right, but he's not white. I'm not doing no gay Jesus joke. No, no, no, no. I'm not saying gay Jesus. What I'm saying is Jesus comes around. He's like, yo, cut that gay shit out, right? Black Jesus.

Black people. Black people? No. White people was wild gay. It was pagans. They was fucking all. Every white dude. Whoever wrote that line in the Bible

that gay is an abomination? Jamaicans. I don't know. It is possible that Jamaicans got got their hands on the Bible. Put that in Genesis. Yeah. What chapter was that?

Gay is an abomination. Whoever wrote that just wanted all the dick for themselves. Ooh. So the black dude. What is the guy? So the black, I'm just saying Jesus was black.

Jesus was not white. We know for a fact that Jesus was not white. Jesus didn't write the Bible. He was. wrote that new new. Uh, the homies did. Jesus had nothing to do with none of that. Jesus is a mascot, bro.

You're, you're being disrespectful. I love our prophet Jesus, but I'm saying, Jesus would, technically Jesus wouldn't have a religion. No, Jesus would just be Jesus. No, Jesus was Jewish. He was a rabbi. He was a rabbi. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. About Jew. He's anti-Semitic. It's not anti-Semitic. You Christians think that you got your own shit. I'm not a Christian. You're just off-law. white juice. That's all you are. You just want to be Jews, bro. I'm sorry. I hate to say it,

but you're a bunch of wannabe juice. It is what it is. It's hilarious. It's true. This is what it is. This is a bunch of ablo juice. I don't even know what that means, bro. Virgil. Virgil. Oh, Virgil. Yeah. Dude, the Virgil Mary would be a great. You got to come to Walmas. You got to start coming to warm up. We just can't be putting down. You walked up in the fucking radio. Listen, it's his first day with his own camera angle. I'm like, what is that?

I'm going to be a little nervous. He's going to get me bombing. I'm sitting in thinking like, what race is? I saw where he was going. I saw where he was going. I get it now. Okay, listen. Shout out Atlanta, man.

So you're saying Atlanta is not the stereotype. It is not a gay city. I don't think Atlanta's no gay in any other place, bro. I mean, I don't be paying attention. Is it fair to say that it's black gayer than most other places? So you have many gay cities, but they're not as black and openly gay. I can see that. That might be fair to say.

I mean, I'm sure that there's a statistical fact behind that, but I can see that. Yeah. I can see where black gay people have a. great sense of community in Atlanta. I mean, Atlanta's already a great black city, but it probably just feel, and I could be wrong, I'm just speaking, they probably feel safer there in most places.

You know what I mean? Do you think it's possible that calling Atlanta a gay city is really a racist white propaganda to destroy a beautiful, um, no, I think that's successful black city. I mean, I think you're, you still have all of that with the gay people there.

I'm sure gay people contribute, contribute, what I'm trying to say is, in a great city? What if white races were out there going, oh my God, these Black Hill and Atlanta are building this thriving metropolis? We got to do something to undercut it, like what they did with rollerblading. I don't think they care. Skateboarders saw rollerblading coming on. Everybody was rollerblading who was becoming the most popular extreme sports. So skateboarders invented that. What is happening? I'm just telling you how white people operate now is different. We could drone strike.

We both miss warm-ups. Don't bring me into your own time. I'm out. I'm out. You. Here, bro. Show shooting. Show shooting. I'm carrying this shit right now. Okay? You're afraid to acknowledge the homosexuality

of the great city of Atlanta? No, Atlanta has homosexuals. I just don't know if it has any more homosexuals than any other city. At one point, it definitely did. But was it a fun experience down there? Atlanta was incredible. We had a ball at the first ever

Black Effect podcast festival, man. It is amazing how 10 years ago, 11 years ago, people didn't even know what a podcast was. but now we're able to have whole festivals. And, you know, for being partners with a company like IHeart, which is the biggest distributor of podcasts right now and the biggest radio company, you've got to create new tent poles, right?

New tent pole events. Like it's not like back in the day where concerts to the tent pole events, you know, music concerts and stuff like that. It's like what's happening now? What does that term mean, tent pole event? Ten pole. It's like, you know, Hot 97 has some of Jen. That's a tent pole event.

You know what I mean? It's an event. It's a big hole of it, you know? So an event that, like, is synonymous with the brands that everybody in the world does. Absolutely. Got you. So, you know, I mean, for me personally, I got a couple of those now. The mental wealth expo is one.

You know, we'll be on our third year or that this year. And that's where that's free. Like, I let everybody in there free. I bring some of the best psychiatrists and therapists and spiritual leaders, just people that can help folks heal, bring them all in one room, have a day of panels and break out rooms. People can go out to learn how to meditate and do yoga, all types of different stuff.

And that's a free event that we do every year around a World Mental Health Day. And now we have the Black Effect Podcast Festival. That'll be an annual event every year. That's far. Yeah, man. I love it. And it was fun. I mean, it's just an amazing thing to, like, watch it.

I was speaking of the crowd, like, I guess that's why I wasn't focusing on people's sexuality, right? In the crowd, I was focused on what were people coming there just to see what it was, or were people coming because they actually love, And you could tell by the crowd they were there to listen to the podcast. Oh, that's cool. You know what I mean? Like they were sitting. Like they were sitting like and when the podcasts were on,

they were listening. Don't get me wrong, you had like vendors and you had food and you had a lot of other stuff going on. And you know, we sold out. So there was a few thousand people there. But it's like the main, like it was packed from beginning to end from 11 a.m. To when we ended early like 6 o'clock, 7 o'clock.

I think it was supposed to be done at 8. We ended at like 6 o'clock, 7 o'clock, packed the whole time. Wow. So it was. I got to give Charlemagne's credit that was the most well-produced festival I've ever been to. Wow. And that was the first time I ever seen that many black people show up on time for Southern. Wow.

They were there at the very start. The place was packed. Wow. Great. Yeah. Slut de Dolly, man. Dolly Bishop, president of the Black Effect Podcast Network, her and the whole Black Effect team, man, they made sure everything. All the T's were crossed and eyes were dotted.

Sluta Eyeheart. you know, they do great festivals. They do great events, you know, and just that combination of Dolly and Black Effect and IHeart, they made for a great event, man. Like, it was, it was flawless from beginning to end. Unbelievable. Loved it.

Highlight for you. Highlight for me. Ooh, that's a good one. What do you mean? Like, for it concert-wise? Yeah, just like part of the whole experience. What was... I'm not going to lie.

I mean, I enjoyed everybody that was up there, but I thoroughly enjoyed horrible decisions, man. I got to... They killed it? It's the best live. podcast show I've ever seen, man. Really? Yeah, because they just, they really have mastered the

art of putting on a show in podcast form. It's a show. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just, they're just, they're the best. Everybody's good. You know what I mean? Only 85 South is great because it's like it's improv. You can't beat Carlos and Nav and Clayton up there laughing, joking, just fuck it with people.

But I'm talking about as far as a show. Yeah. Yeah. Horrible decision. Can you talk about that game that horrible plate. Which game? I forgot. They played a couple of them. The one with the couple.

They bought Jess out? Nah, with versus, you know, very intimate. Oh, that was wild. That was crazy. That was wild. That made no sense. He's an idiot. What happened?

He's a fucking idiot. Who's he? My cousin, he's a fucking idiot. He's stupid. He's an idiot. No, that was small. That wasn't we talked back. That was on horrible decisions stage.

Yeah, because he went up there, the dance during we talked back, and he was on the good knees challenge. Only guy up there. like you're the only by the way that says a lot when you were in Atlanta they do a good knees challenge right

all the gay men that could have went up there and shook their ass he took his ass up there to do the good knees challenge why? Wow I mean you know what I'm saying like for what? Like right for what right so he did the good knees challenge

then he went back up there and they played a game with horrible decisions and it's like when you put your back to your partner and they asked your question. So the question was, it's you and your wife, imagine you and your wife shows, back to back. Yeah. If you could sleep with one of your wife's friends,

who would it be? What would the answer be for you? Wow. There's so many of them. Not, not, not. These shows why I can get that off because he's a comedian. No, you got to say it, dude. That's the only that's what I would just say. Why didn't they

nobody? party. Because that's not funny. And I want to be entertaining. But you're a comedian. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you're not a comedian. If I can sleep with any of my wife's friends.

And you're not a comedian. You're just up there playing a game. Yeah. What would you want your wife to say? Honestly, I would sleep with my wife's best friend. Me. I see. That's good.

That's good. What would you want your wife to say? No. What would I want my wife to say? If you, if they said, if you could sleep with any of your show, This friend. Get out of here. Get out of here.

Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. Get out of here. I don't have any friends. The answer would be none. None. None. None. That's what you dumb-ass cousin say. Well, his wife said none. Okay. This dumbass really says her best friend. Writes it on the paper, says it out loud to all these thousands of people.

God bless him. He understands how to entertain in a moment, bro. He doesn't see him for the rest of the night. Brough. He didn't come out. I don't know if he made it out, bro. That night was over, bro. Was she there?

They were back to back. They were playing. No, no, the best friend. I don't know you. That's a good question. Maybe, you know what I'm saying? That's a good question. You got a man fest.

And I said to him, I said, why would you answer that? And he was like, yo, everybody laughed. I said, yeah, but you don't want everybody to laugh at the sake of your fucking wife. Yeah, that's fucked up. You fucking idiot. Yeah. Is she alive? Is the best friend alive?

Because you can also say that You can also say you would fuck your Your wife's best friend that died And then that's more understanding She's alive She was so tight As you should have been She was so tight

You're never living that one now You're not living that one down You can't just make a statement like that And expect to go on about your life But salute to everybody who came to the Black Effect Podcast Festival thank you man Can't wait to do it again next year Next year is already loading baby

And you're going to do it again in Atlanta Yes, we're going to do it again. I mean, I don't know for sure, but I'm pretty sure we're going to do. My boss said we're going to do it again in Atlanta. I think that makes sense. The boss being Dali, so. Yeah. I think that makes sense.

If you have a city that came out and supported it, then you know, absolutely. I agree. I agree. Don Lemon and Tucker Carlson, man. Can you make some sense of this to me because I just read the headline? I didn't care enough to really read into it, to be completely honest with you. why did they both get fired?

Can we start with Tucker? You had to know Tucker was going to get fired when your company takes a $787 million hit in the lawsuit, bro. When something like that happens, you know heads are going to roll, right? Like, you already know. Heads are going to roll at Fox News when a company loses $7807 million. And can we just clarify for the audience why they lost that loss?

They lost the defamation lawsuit because they said that, what they say was dominion? The voting machines were riggedable. Yeah. Yeah, Dominion is the company that makes the voting machine, and they said that they had rigged the election without any proof. And a lot of things that came out during that case was that they knew, like a lot of the Fox News anchors didn't like Donald Trump.

They knew Donald Trump was lying about the election being stolen. Yeah. They said these things, you know, in private text messages, right? But then they still went on air and, you know, pushed the lie that the election was stolen. Right. I just knew that a big head was going to roll. I didn't think it would be a Hannity. I could easily see it being a Tucker

and Tucker is getting sued right now by a former producer of Fox News for sexual harassment. No. Yeah. Right now. So you're not about to cost the company more money. You know what I'm saying? And I think if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong, Chris, didn't he say some things about like the bigwigs at Fox in the text messages too? Yeah, I mean, he basically went against all their narratives

behind the scenes. So I don't know if Internally, that caused him issues with Rupert Murdoch. Now, Alex thinks that they're getting him out of here because they want to support Trump in his reelection campaign and they don't think he's going to support him anyway. We'll get behind it. Yeah, but those texts that came out, like he was really saying how much he hates Trump and... Yeah, but he went on air and did the complete opposite. I know, but the fact that the text came out, now Trump actually knows how he feels about him. And so I think Trump just Trump did an interview with him two weeks ago.

What are you talking about? When he did? After the text came out. Yes, Trump did interview with it last week or it wasn't that long ago. When not Google that, it was like a two, it was like literally like a week and a half ago Trump sat with Tucker Carlson. Listen, these guys are on the same page. They may say whatever about each other behind the scenes, but when they were all collectively said, that's what we're going to go get behind. That's what they're going to get behind.

Like, what are we talking to? So basically the company takes a big loss. They've got to fire someone and make them kind of responsible for it. Interesting. They do this all the time. But make an example of what? I thought that everybody in the company has been. found that they were doing the same exact thing.

Yeah, but if Fox takes a credibility hit and they lose $787 million, you just got to make an example out of somebody. That's all. By the way, anybody they put in that time slot's going to be successful. So that's it like they didn't do this, though, O'Reilly, guys. So that's the other thing that's quite interesting, is that, like, I thought this had nothing to do with the big hit.

I thought that Tucker believed that he could be making more money on his own, and Fox believed that he wasn't worth the money that he wanted. And both of those things can be true. In other words, let's say Tucker's making $4 million a year, $5 million a year,

something like that, and he's working five nights a week and he's fucking going crazy. He can probably make more of that venturing out on his own, doing a substack, doing a Patreon, getting a crazy deal from daily wire,

a book deal, these types of things. Like he could make way more money. You hear of Caller Daddy making $60 million. He's out here doing the news and he's the number one rated show on Fox and he's like, How the fuck is this girl that got famous talking about how many guys she sucked their dick making more money than I'm making in doing president?

I don't know if people care about Tucker as much as they care about Fox News. But what I'm saying is... The Bill O'Reilly's definitely lost a lot of cash. You're right, you're right, you're right. What I'm saying is when you're involved in that, you believe what people are telling you. People get blocked up in their bubbles, right? And they believe that they're the biggest thing in the entire world. So he's going, I can make more money outside, which he might be able to.

Fox is going, hey, you're part of the machine, right? Fox is like, hey, we're Saturday Night Live. We can fire someone, put a new person in, and people are going to still watch it. So it kind of makes sense for both of them to separate because there is more money to be saved for Fox by not paying a guy like Tucker and more money to be made for Tucker

by not being part of the big institution. But we know this was a firing. And the reason you know it was a firing is because Friday, he just signed. If it's not a firing, they let you do a last show. If it's a mutual parting ways, they let you say, okay, you got a month left or you got a week left, or however long it is. You know it was a firing because he's there, trust me, as a person who's been fired four times from him. And never had a proper sign off.

They don't let you do that. He got fired. Fair enough, two weeks ago, Tucker Carlson interviews Donald Trump about his indictment. And even Trump, even reacted to Tucker Carson and said that he was surprised that they let him go. I'm curious though, if they took that big money hit, why would they get rid of their best rated show that makes them the most money? Because they took a credibility hit too.

They took credibility here. Because people would think that, you know, they got anchors on the air that are lying. I don't know who all those text messages were between. But from what I saw, I think it was like Tucker, Laura Ingram, Tucker is definitely the biggest personality out of all of them. You know what I mean?

I'm sure Tucker also makes more money than anybody else. So you're like, and you don't fight, And you don't fire Laura. Because if you fire Laura in the midst of, you know, sexual harassment, lawsuits and everything else, it's like, now you fired a woman. So you get rid of the big fish. Yeah. This changes the conversation.

Nobody's talking about them owning Dominion $787 million. That is true. You know what I'm saying? That is true. Now it was all about, you got rid of Tucker. And who knows? I don't know who they're going to put in Tucker place, but I bet you that person will still have high ratings.

I bet you Tucker goes to Daily Wire. I bet you, Daily Wire right now is working out of deal with him. I saw Jesse Waters trending, which made me think it was going to be him. Jesse Waters. Yeah. That's it. You put Jesse Waters in that time slot. Jesse Waters still does numbers.

Okay. Now, Don Lemon. Why did Don Lemon get fired? Don Lemon got fired because Don Lemon just been racking up with fences, man. You know what I'm saying? I saw everybody posting this clip. It was the clip of Don Lemon talking to, I can't even remember the guy's name. What was the guy's name?

Don Lemon was, that's the clip? Play that clip, Taylor? This is the clip that the internet is saying got Don Living Fire. Freedoms we secured. And the Second Amendment was part of it. Hang on, please. I cannot keep a thought if you guys are talking to me in my ear. So hang on one second.

So to say that black people, say what you said again? Black people secured their freedoms after the Civil War. It is a historical fact, Don. Just study it. Only after their Second Amendment rights were secured. They were not secured their freedoms after the Civil War. That is not you are discounting the reconstruction. You're discounting a whole host.

of things that happened after the Civil War when it comes to African Americans, including the whole reason that the Civil Rights Movement happened is because black people did not secure their freedoms after the Civil War and that things turned around. People tried to change

the freedoms that were supposed to happen. And you know how they got it? They got their Second Amendment rights and they actually got, the NRA played a big role in that. But today down the final... The NRA did not play a big role in that. That's a lie.

That's a lie. That's not. The NRA did not play a big role. This is just historical fact. It's not historical fact. The part that I find... Just because you say it's historical fact that I find insulting is when you say today black Americans don't have those rights after we have gone through civil rights revolution in this country. You are sitting here telling an African American about the rights and what you find insulting about the way I live, the skin I live in every day.

Here's where you and I have different point of view. And I know the freedom that black people don't have in this country and that black people do have. Well, here's where you and I have a different point of view. I think we should be able to express our views regardless of the color of our skin. We should have this debate without me regarding you as a black man. But me regarding you as a fellow citizen. That you're sitting here, whatever ethnicity you are explaining to me. Whatever ethnicity, I'll tell you what I am. I'm in Indian American. I'm proud of it.

But I think we should have this debate. Black, White doesn't matter. Whatever ethnicity you are. You should do it in an honest way and in a fair way. And what you're doing is not an honest and fair way. We appreciate you coming on. With due respect, Don, I look forward to continuing that conversation. We'll continue the conversation. Thank you.

According to the New York Times, this is the interview that Don Lemon conducted last week. and it played a role in this firing. I don't know if it did. I don't know if it did. I think that anybody that's saying that really hasn't been paying attention because there was a variety article that came out like three weeks ago, the headline. This is a hit piece, right? This is Claire Exposé.

Don Lemon's misogyny at CNN exposed malicious texts, mocking female co-workers, and diva-like behavior. You know, and they got like 12 employees, former employees. and I think even present employees who spoke on the record about how, you know, Don allegedly isn't the most pleasant towards women. Then you put that on top of the comments he made about with about Nikki Haley saying women on in their prime after a certain age. Then in December, you know, he allegedly screamed at one of his co-hosts during a break.

Like, y'all, y'all haven't been paying attention. Like, you know, if this came as a, if this came as a shock to anybody, you really haven't been paying attention though the picture they've been painting of Don Lemon over the past few months. So it wasn't that back and forth with that guy that led to his...

Is it possible this is just how you get treated in the workplace when a man doesn't want to sleep with you? Like what I'm saying is how he was treating these women. I don't know if he specifically hates them but he has no interest in having sex with them. So he's just treating them as genderless employees. Right?

Yeah, but you can't yell at it. at me. I don't get a fuck. Why can't you yell at people? Nah. You're not going to yell at me and you're not, you're not going to be my boss and yell at me. Why not? Because we're human. We're grown people. You're not going to let nobody yell at you. Shut up, Schultz. Somebody yelled yelled at me. I did not yell at you.

You just told me to shut up and yelled at me. It's what we do every single week. I'm not in a fucking puffing and puffing about it. Oh, let me write an article. Charlemagne the guy yelled at me and told me to shut up on the podcast. I did not yell at you. I did not yell at you. Charlemann. A little bit of a yell at you. What the fuck do you think you just

did. That was a little bit of a yell. That was not yelling. Your voice got louder and you told him to shut up. You think Don Lemon said anything meaner to any of the people that he worked with than what you just said to me? Yes. You're an animal, bro.

He is a gay man. Oh, talk that shit. There is nobody more vicious. Talk that shit. When they want to cut you down to side, when they want to fucking read you, yes, I know he said things that were more vicious. All he said, all he said was shut the fuck up. Shut up.

That's all we say. That shit was probably like, bitch, bitch. Bitches did a bitch. And your hand. And don't you ever. And you know what? I don't like your perfume either. That shit probably was, ooh, man.

You never been read by a gay man? You never been read by a gay man? I haven't. I just was read by gay man. Okay, okay. You rather me curse you out of Kid Fury? Actually, it depends. What do you mean?

I'd rather you curse me out. Nah, gay men are way more creative when they curse me out, bro. Way more. Yeah. Yeah. Way more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

That's like my dick hit different when it comes from a gay man. That shit is a real threat. I'll call the police, bro. If Gay boo tells me suck his dick, I'll call a police, though. That was a real threat. That's a threat, bro.

That is a real threat. I got to call the police. I got to call the authorities. I got to do something to tell me suck your dick. You might try to make me do that. All I'm saying is when you publicly... What I'm saying is he didn't speak no differently to anybody on his staff

than you just did to me or to Taylor regularly. But it's still the man-woman dynamic. Say again? We're two men talking to each other. Yeah, but here's a perfect example. When we tease Taylor on the pod,

we're not trying to. We don't yell at Taylor. We don't yell at her. We don't say shut the fuck up, Taylor. We don't think. When she walks in the room, we act like there's a fucking dinosaur. Is it an act?

I didn't know. I didn't know it was. You do reenact the Jurassic Park thing. This room ain't as sturdy as, is the other one. You know what's crazy? You didn't tailor-proof this room. Oh, shit.

Taylor's over there. I thought she went through the store. What do you mean Taylor's over there? Why do you think I'm sliding off the seat this way? I'm trying to stay on. But the room is at an angle now. It's just him projecting because he wants to be just as thick as me. That's all he does.

Ooh. Oh, I see you. You know Taylor said it would take a man five years? I reduced it to three, but still. Three, you're good for you. Good for you. That's not an early decision that you should be making. That's a decision for the rest of your life.

Thank you. 100%. I don't get it. What do you mean? I don't get it either. If you grow to love somebody and you're into them, what does it matter if it's three years? I feel like it takes it.

I feel like you need, it takes more than a year to get to know someone. You were not with your woman for a year, but probably a year at the most. I don't know how long I was right. But you said you knew she was the one by. From eight, two. We're a little bit different.

You want to make sure. No, no, no, we are different. I told her that in the car early. What she said? I said, all you're telling me is that you've never met somebody that you mesh with. Because it's the energy thing, right? It's true. You know that that woman was the one.

I made a question. How old are you? 39. Oh, okay. I'm 31. Nobody's ever looked at you and thought you was the one. But maybe it's an important decision for it. I have trust issues and I have a father.

That's it. Wait. I'm saying, no, no, I'm saying that I have a father. I bet you've ever asked your mom and dad how long they were together before they were like They were together for about like four years or so. No, no, no, no. They met in college.

Hit! Why? Stop. You're not going to call. You're not going to. When did they first have sexual relations? I don't know. I bet you it was pretty fast.

Whoa! Who cares? Wait, come out. Whoa. Come on. Who gives a fuck how fast they had sex? Because that's all part of it. It's not just about the sex, though.

You like them. Because you're saying you have sex with somebody kind of quickly. No, I'm not saying that either. And also, you said it took them four years to get married. Four or five years. Yeah. They were in college, though. Oh, that makes sense. Okay, that makes Taylor.

You want to make sure that someone is committed to you. It's not even just that. I'm trying to see if I'm going to like you enough to want to get married. And it's not only like you like them. It's also you want to make sure that they'll be with you through the thick and the thick. I don't like how this is a one. What is that for? I think you got it.

Did I get it? I think you got it. I think you got it. He's projecting. This motherfucker's projecting. He got anxiety about his thickness. That's what he has. You got anxiety about your thickness.

You try and project that over a skinny little tailor. I love you. We're going to call you a little board, boy, poil-or-or-ray-looking Taylor over there. I'm a style. You are. Yeah, you are. But I don't put me in the rap and say, I'm a blunt. That's a big, thick-ass blunt.

Hey, yo. Wow. Wow, bro. What do you do with? What is happening, dude? Yo, that Atlanta's crazy. Yo, what the fuck? Do we need to drink a little bit?

Come on, bro. Who smokes like that? How are you going to suck dick without us? Come on, bro. You're going to take all the dick for you? That's funny and shit. You smoke a blunt like this? Yeah.

You just got out prison. Let me get there. A lighter with balls is crazy. That is insane. Taylor, you're nuts, man. You're nuts. Yeah, they all going to walk away with a bag, man. It's just interesting, though, when I see people say things like, you know,

like I saw, I saw my man, D.L. Hugley, I saw D.L. Hugley talk about the difference in how they announced both announcements. They was like, you know, they said Fox parted ways with Tucker. But, you know, CNN basically... But that's not true. The first thing that CNN said was we parted ways with Don Lemon and we're going to be cheering for him on his future endeavors. And then Don went on Twitter and was like he was shocked and he was surprised and everything else. And then CNN came back and was like, that's simply not true.

We gave Don an opportunity to talk to management and he chose not to talk to us. He chose to run the Twitter. You know what I mean? So it's like Don is the one that went out there and said, I got fired. I was surprised. Did the same things that we parted ways with him, yada, yada, yada, we wish him the best

with champ him from the sideline. It's just strange, man. Anything to the fact that it happened on the same day? I don't know. I'd be wondering about that type of shit, too. That's the type of shit be making you think it's a whole big conspiracy

going on, right? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Are we at the end of a quarter? Are we at the end of an economic quarter? Are we? What is it, April? Going into May? Maybe. I think it might be, I think first quarter might just be over.

Getting debt off the books could increase stock price, could affect stock price in some way. Now it's March through March. So this is a brand new quarter that we're in right now. Yeah. Two starts April 1st. Gotcha. That's what Lemmon said. Donnell said in his statement, I was informed this morning by my agent that I have been terminated by CNN. I am stunned. After 17 years at CNN, I would have thought that someone in management would have had the D.C. to tell me directly. CNN posted before that that they just, they parted ways and they was cheering for him.

But, you know, who knows, man? It was crazy, they both got the same lawyer. Brian Friedman. Brian Friedman going to get. Hey, Brian, yep, Carlson and Lemon are retaining Brian Friedman services to Brian. Brian is the famed attorney

who worked to help Megan Kelly secure around 30 million from NBC News after she decided to make her exit from the network back in 20, Shout out to Megan, bro. Brian Freibben about to get Don Lemon and Tucker Croster. Ooh.

I mean, Don got like 20 million left on his contract. I don't know how much Tucker has. And look, I don't know what allegations are true and what allegations are not true. I just know that when you have a whole article like variety wrote, that's not good for you. Hold on. When you have money left on your,

when you're in a car accident, you get what's called a settlement. That's right. A settlement is tax-free. yet this is not income. It is what someone believes you're owed. So that $10 million you get in a car accident settlement is really like getting paid $20 million. Because assume the government would take 50% of taxes.

Okay. When... I guess you did robbery, man. Well, yes. But we'll talk about that later. What I'm wondering here is when they figure out the deal with what both of the... them get paid, do they get a settlement from the network? And if that is the case, they could get a

settlement for $10 million, which is actually $20 million if he was getting revenue because he wouldn't have to pay taxes. Or because they're paying him what he would make is that money considered income. They're probably just going to pay him the rest of his contract, which is great. But what I'm saying is if they're marking it as a settlement, they can pay him half the amount he was going to get. They get to say. save money, and he also saves money because the taxmen get nothing. I don't know. I don't know how that works.

I don't know. But either way, I know he's about to get pain. I mean, think about it, he's getting, you know, $20 million might have been over the next couple of years. If you get that as a lump sum, what the fuck? Yeah. You know what I mean? You go live your life.

Yeah. You know, you think Megan got her 30 million. He probably started a podcast somewhere. She's minding her goddamn business. She's telling her life, man. Yeah. What else we got? What else we got, man?

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Damn, I don't really have much. Oh, I'm hosting the Daily Show, the week of May 15th. Yes, you are. Yeah, the week of May 15th, if I'm hosting the Daily Show on Comedy Central. So, you know. How you feel? What's the vibes? You know what's so interesting about shows like the Daily Show

and shows like the Daily Show, you realize they're just for a whole other audience. So like even the people that have come up to me thus far, you know, just to be like, if they're out here, right, are you hosting the Daily Show on the weekend of 15th? It's like old white people. I guess this is the truth to the matter, you know what I mean? So it's just, it's just, it's going to be fun. I'm going to go out there and, you know, see who I feel. off that week.

Yeah. So, you know, I got a little game plan. Yeah. Got a little game plan. I like it. You got to have a target. You got to have somebody.

Target. You want to go after. And then even just the guests, right? Oh, do you know the guests already? I don't know all the guests. I know who I've said I want on the show that week. Pretty much all of them have confirmed with me. Okay.

They got to confirm with the Booker At the Daily Show Gotcha But yeah, I can't wait You know, I'm gonna do what I do You know, I like to mix The culture with, you know, politics And, you know

Of course, I'm gonna have some mental health conversation It's gonna be fun I'm just gonna go out there and have fun, man Yeah Week of May 15th I'm excited for that man I'm excited for that I think that you go out there

And you'll kill it And I think you can have a very unique spin Well, the unique spin is just, you know what, I'm not glad. We'll talk about it. Javanti Davis. This kid is special, man. And Ryan Garcia, this fight went exactly the way I thought it was going to go. This kid is special.

Giovante is special. It went exactly the way the way I thought it was going to go. The only critique I had a fight, I had Tank winning, had Take, you know, in a stoppage jar, knockout, because, you know, Ryan's jaw is weak. His chin is weak. But what I thought is, if Tank can take Ryan's power. power because of Tank's, I mean, because of Ryan's reach,

right? And he is fast and he is strong. If Tank can take his power, I said it was going to be a easy, easy night for Tank and a long night for Ryan. And, yo, Ryan didn't even use none of his advantages. Well, I think he's got to give credit to Tank for taking them away. Taking them away, right? I mean, this kid is really special.

Tank is really, truly special. I mean, he's one of the smartest fighters I've ever seen. His IQ is through the roof. Yeah. Like, I think the only, and the only, the only person that I want to see him fight, to be completely honest, is Lomachenko. Because I just want to see those masterful IQs go head to head. No, it's like three I want to see. Actually, four.

What are you talking about? Like, Devin, like Devin, Heaney, or Shakur, St. I want to see Devin. I want to see Shikor. I want to see Lomachenko. I want to see Lopez. Tefima Lopez, sure. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, there's a lot of good guys that 10 can go at. And I hope that he fights the winner of Lomachenko, Devin Haney. I don't know if Loma Changle was beating Devin Haney though, bro. Let's see. Let's see what happens. Another tough fight for sure. Devin Haney, very fucking talented. Very talented, man.

But this guy, tank, I mean, the way that he digests information, that first round, he's just kind of like seeing what you're throwing. After the first or second round, he knew every single thing that Ryan Garcia was going to do. Every once in a while, Ryan would catch him off guard with like a right hand because Ryan was hesitant to throw that right hand. He was very left-hand dominant fighter. and but Tank does this amazing thing his level changing ability I haven't seen anybody do this in boxing that well I've seen people move side to side

I haven't seen people use up and down as effectively as Tank uses it so Tank has these incredible like fast twitch muscle fibers in his legs or something but he can squat and get back up to position lightning speed Mike can do that say again

Mike could you, Mike, but also, if you even think about Mike, he did have that ability, but Mike is coming in like this, moving side to side. Mike wasn't as good a boxer as Javonty Davis. I mean, the way that he counterpunches. So look, if you look at both knockouts, right? Both knockouts are from a slip and like a little bit of a squat and then a quick left hand that he counters with. So, well, I think that, yeah, this one is going to be a little bit. This is, and.

Yeah, I'm trying to think. Do you see how that little squat right there? That liver punch, that liver punch said his ass to fuck down. And what's so crazy? We're watching the fight. And I'm like, when the second round when Ryan started going crazy, I'm like, what the fuck is he doing? He's going to run right into something.

Like, that is the worst thing to do to tank. He thought he could handle it. And he ran right into it. Boom. Floor. He's an unbelievably accurate counterpuncher as well. Like if you look at the accuracy on both of those shots, that liver shot that he hit was perfect.

then when he caught him with the same left hands. Yo, tank stayed low majority of the fight. Look at it. Majority of the fight, he just fucking his body up. We're watching the fight. I'm like, yo, he's fucking his body up. And I was watching the fight with like my wife and Dolly and they don't watch boxing. And so I'm sitting there like, me, I'm like, yo, this shit is over.

Like I'm why? I'm like, yo, this shit is over. They're like, no, it's not. I'm like, women. God damn it. I'm like, he's fucking him up. He's fucking his body up. Like this guy, he's gassed out.

I said by seventh, eighth round, it's a rat. Yeah. Seven first round, live a shot, bong. He got, he made Ryan very scared to throw. Everything Ryan was throwing, he was looking like he was trying to protect himself. Second round after he went down. Ryan was like, I'm not doing this shit. If you notice, like, there's a lot of points in time where Ryan would defend a counterpunch,

and he would just kind of put both of his mitts up on his face and then bend over. It almost looked like he was, like, stopping the fight a few different times. Did you guys notice that? Yeah. And I think that he was just catching him with those counters to his face and then look at this shot. He knew it was over right in the there. Watch how he gets up and walks through the ring.

Like, watch. He was like, he's like, watch how he gets up. Yeah. Gets up and like, Dad, do we have to go back out there? Yeah. And I like Ryan. I think Ryan is good, but I don't think Ryan had no business in the ring with him. Yeah, great.

He's a great kid. Great good. And great for the sport of boxing. He made a good adjustment early. Who? Who? Who? Ryan.

I didn't see it. Like, first two rounds, Davis was getting, just getting straight right through. And so that's when Ryan put both of his arms up. And that's when Davis just started attacking his body crazy. And he had nothing. He's beating his body up, fucking him up, man. Nothing put out after that.

Fucking him up, man. But listen, I got to see Tank. I've got to see Tank fight to win a Lomachenko Haney because, you know, Tank don't really got no belts, man. Haney got all the belts. Oh, wow. It's funny. He's the biggest name of boxing.

People forget this wasn't even a title fight. Isn't that crazy? Tank Garcia wasn't even a title fight. This is the biggest name of boxing right here. Yeah It's not even close Fury Fury

Yeah Fury Fury Fury But I think I think for whatever reason Tank just cracked the top 10 The pound to pound Bed box

I mean I don't understand it I don't understand it But maybe I guess he hasn't fought elite guys I'm trying to think the other people he fought He had a rough fight against a guy named Pitbull Cruz Some people say that Cruz

Could have gotten that one And who knows But I think the way that you fight tank Is you apply pressure but you have dangerous. It's very dangerous. If you can't take the shot because he's going to land either a left upper cut

or he's going to land it's like it's not even knockout power was crazy. Yeah, it's like it's weird. It's like a left. Even though it says like I guess power punching hand, it's like almost like a left hook. He throws it at a really weird angle, but it's a brilliant shot.

Garcia needed to use the jabble. Like when you have that height and reach advantage, you keep them away with jab. Yeah. What show said is Trudeau. It's like tank shut that shit down. Yeah.

Either Ryan didn't use it. It seemed like he used it in the first round, though. Yeah, and he would throw, he kept throwing it. It's just he couldn't get that hook off. He couldn't land the hook at all. And then Ryan was trying to bait Tank a little bit because Brian likes to counter with a hook. So when he was trying to draw Tank in, you're not going to beat Tank on speed, right? Tank is faster.

So you're trying, I know it sounds crazy to say because Ryan's so fast, but he is a faster counter puncher. So it was a dangerous game to play. I mean, look at that. Like, if you look at the first knockdown, Ryan tries to kind of invite him in a little bit. And then Tank counters the hook. It was crazy.

I think Ryan was saying he was going to knock Tank out in two rounds. So I think in the second round, he went for it. And he paid for going for it. All right, what else we got, man? That was a great fight, though. It was so much fun to watch. I think it was fun because it was a Saturday night. It was a super fight, man.

If you were a boxing fan, it's great. And they went after it. And it was tactical. and both of them have power and watching Tank is so much fun because you know he has the power to end it at any point of time. The reason heavyweight boxing is so exciting

and I think the reason why UFC is often so exciting somebody might die. Any point in time. So you know one punch has to land for the whole fight to change. Sometimes when you have fights that neither guy can hurt one another, I can see why the audience

starts to think that they're boring. You have to have a real appreciation for boxing to love like a Floyd Mayweather because you have to like the defensive style, You have to love the counterpunching. You have to love what he's doing to his opponent. For the casual fan, we like knockouts, baby. That's it.

Casual fan want to see somebody bleed. That's it. Hit the fucking floor. Hit the fucking canvas. You know what I mean? 100%. Scroll back up, Taylor. Because I'm interested in Pete Davidson being mad at a fan.

This was really unfair. To who? To Pete. The fan was being a complete asshole. We don't know what you said to Pete. No, no. No, even before that, like, the fan is hugging on him constantly. They just showed the last hug

Like look at That's one time It goes for a hug Yo, let me see your dick, bro Yo, let me see your dick Two times goes for a hug You see your dick, yo Yo

Yo, why they call you PDD, yo Three times Yo Get the fuck off me, yo That's three times, bro What fuck you mean, yo? That's three times, yo The fuck you mean

By the way, I didn't even see that I always saw the input You also, the last one, so it looks like. Yeah, I didn't see all that shit. The last one looks like Pete just pushing his old man, but if you see the whole video, the old man is a weirdo. And we don't know what the old man is saying.

Don't matter what he said. Don't love me. I'm a good lip reader, bro. I see him asking about the glizzy. This guy's great. That's what you would be asking. He's like, yo, you got the glizzy? Yeah.

You really got the 10-inch glizzy. Yeah. Yo, you can get sturdy with the glizzy? Remember, it's New York. Yo, you can get sturdy with the glizzy. Yo, let me see you in some Tim's with the glizzy out, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, your glitzy is 10-inch. Yo, get the fuck off me, yo.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The fuck is wrong. Why did Pete point in his mouth? That's weird. That's the only thing I don't understand. Maybe the dude was like, yo, you shit ain't that big. Yo, your shit ain't that big, yeah. You shit ain't that big.

Who the fuck you talking to? Me? And by the way, Pete don't bother nobody. Pete is a calm, cool kid. That guy must have been saying, some wild shit to my guy, man. By the way, this is one of those things where I'm glad

the internet exists because if it was just one media outlet that got the video and only played the last part. You think Pete was being asked for? I never saw it. I only saw the last part. Yeah. I didn't know that he kept doing that shit. This is why, yeah, this is one of those things where it's like,

yeah. I want to know what the fuck was he saying to Pete, yo. What Kim's shit smell like, yo? Yeah. ask about what my shit smells like I can smell good too what are you talking about yeah you gotta know why he pointed

himself yeah you gotta know why he pointed out of his stuff suit to my guy Pete what if he thought he was someone else what if he thought Pete was a different dude clearly right like you don't hug up on up you either really love a person

yeah or you think that's your friend who did who did he think it was Adam Sandler yeah what if he's He's like, you know, Adam, your skin looks great, bro. I didn't realize you're this tall. I'm fucking B. David. What are you talking about?

Pini fucking D. By the way, the Knicks got a path to the finals, though. Talk that shit. I'm trying to... Talk that shit, my boy. The Knicks of three points right now. They're going to finish off. I love delusional Cowboys fans taking their delusion to the Knicks.

You see what's happening in the league? It's not delusion. This is... It could potentially be a New York Knicks, Los Angeles, Lakers finals. That's what's going to happen. Even though I think the Warriors are going to repeat, that's what I picked at the beginning of the year, so I'm sticking to that.

But it could be a New York Knicks-Lakers finals. Everybody's fucking hurt. Jimmy is him. Who's Jimmy Butler? Did you see the game Jimmy put up last night? Nix beat the heat in six. We want the heat. We do not want to go up against Yon's.

But Yonis is hurt. That's what I'm saying. Yon's still hooping, though. It played last night. It doesn't matter. He's going to be healed by the time we play him. I want the heat when they're beating down old legs. You're right.

Give me old legs. You're right. Give me old legs. Now, Jimmy is a dog. He's an absolute animal. Like, more respect to him than fucking to anybody else in the league right now. It's crazy. He just said, give me that.

I think in the first quarter he had 20 points. And he went like 9 of 10 shooting. 22. 22. 22. I mean, just an absolute animal. They went down. Everybody thought they were out of it.

He put them on their back again. Anyway. What people aren't seeing about the Knicks? The Knicks have a true leader now. Jalen Brunson. True leader. Absolute true leader. He's the difference between the Dallas Mavericks going to the Western Conference

Finals last year and not even making the fucking play in this year. They got a scorer in R.J. Barrett. They got another scorer in Julius Randall when he's on. And they play good defense. The Knicks have a identity. I think the Knicks can go to the NBA finals. Let me tell you. You are neglecting to mention a very important component to this team, and that is Josh.

Hart. Josh be balling. I watched that playoff game. Falling. First of all, New Yorkers are going to fall in love with this kid. They already have, but this is like the perfect New York, Nick. We love a go after it, get hungry, get busy type dude. Josh Hart had three offensive rebounds in a row in the last like three or four minutes of that game.

It was amazing to see him get extra possessions. When you're talking to a guy, how tall is Josh Hart? Six, four tops. Six five, six. Okay. I don't even know if he's six, six. But whatever. It doesn't matter.

Maybe he is. What I'm saying is he was getting busy on those offensive boards, creating alternative possessions for the Knicks so we could actually win this game. Huge, big, and he's going, I'm playing 48 minutes. There's a great little cutaway where Tibido pulls him aside. He takes him up. He goes, I'm wrestlinging for 60 seconds. You're right back in there.

And he looks right at Tibbs. And he goes, I play all 48. New Yorkers, we love that. Give us your knees. Give us your Achilles. Give us everything. Give us your mouth. You are different now, bro.

Two more Black Effect podcasts in Atlanta. You're going to be on the read. What you mean? You know what I mean, bro. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Phil Jackson. Big Philly. Did not like BLM logos on the court.

Let's hear what Phil Jackson had to say. It wasn't only that. You're giving this bad read. I don't know. I just read the headline, man. Listen to what he said. He said he doesn't like how many blacks there are in the league. He would have never won a championship without him.

immediately from the time you stopped coaching. No, I did. I watched some of the game evolve and decided, and they went into the lockout year, and they did something that was kind of wanky. They did a bubble down in Orlando, and all the teams that could qualify, went down there and stayed down there.

No audience. And they had things on their back like, you know, justice. and I mean a little funny thing like, you know, Justice just went to the basket and equal opportunity. Just knocked him down. I don't remember. And somebody, I had another name for a guy who has Jersey in the back of the jersey.

He had some other slogan. So my grandkids thought that was pretty funny to play up those names. So I couldn't watch that. And then Lakers won, actually. They won the one that year. And do you feel like it just made little of the game like it made it like a side show? What do you think it was that turned you off? Well, it was, it was, even at Slopens on the floor on the baseline.

It was catering. It was trying to cater to an audience or trying to bring a certain audience into play. And they didn't know it was turned other people off, you know. People want to see sports is non-plendiplead. You know, we've had a lot of different type of players that have gone on to me. Like, you know, Bill Bradley is a senator. Number of baseball players have been representatives and senators and political. But their politics stay out of the game.

Yeah, it's separate. It doesn't need to be there. He should have led with that. He should have led with keep politics out of the game. I just want to see people play sports. because as a coach who, you know, wouldn't be who he is without players, especially black players, he has to understand the NBA as a player's league. And if the players decide that's what they want to do, if that's what they want to put on their jerseys,

if that's what they want to put, you know, on the sidelines, so be it. I think there's an interesting thing that happens with people. They want politics out of sports or out of their life when it's not their politics. and when it's your politics, you're 100% okay with it. Now here's the thing. Part of a guy who lives in Montana, right, a Montana conservative. A Montana conservative is like, get out of my business government. Let me do my thing.

I come here to be free. I have my land. I can handle all my shit. I don't need your permission for anything. I just want my complete free. So he's looking at this and he's going, wow. Politics is now inserted into this game. And part of his identity and one of the things that he's virtuous about is his own freedom to express himself in whatever fucking way he wants.

And he's probably asked his players to do that, right? He's having his players read Native American books and do random rituals. And he's doing all these things, right? To hopefully he's pushing his beliefs on his players 100% and hoping that it will lead them to victory. He wanted them to buy into the Zen, the Zen lifestyle. His culture, his politics, or whatever, and it worked tremendously. But I think that this is really just a function of like, don't, what is that saying? Don't tread on me.

But you're fine if someone's treading on you with the shit that you like. It's when it's the shit that you don't like is in your face. You're like, oh, this is annoying. For example, if your neighbor is playing music, right? And it's your favorite music, you're like, that motherfucker got a great taste. If your neighbor is playing music that you hate, you're like, this neighbor is an asshole. He's inconsiderate. He doesn't care about anybody in the building and he's selfish.

So I think we just found out that, you know, Phil is a, Phil is a political dude. And he's old. He's probably at the point where he's so old, everything fucking bothers him if it's not the way it used to be. You know what I mean? Like, because there's no way you're going to sit here and tell me that somebody having social justice on the back of that jersey bothered you when you were to coach for Mr. World Peace.

Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. That's a good ass point. They were already doing that before. And they were really saying, you were fine. You were fine when World Peace hit a three out of nowhere that saved you a champion.

That was okay. I don't remember no announcing saying equality drove to the basket. Trust me. We were tuned into the NBA, then because it wasn't shit else on television. People were putting goofy shit on. I remember that, but I don't remember announcing saying like social justice has got a rebound. The announcer we're still calling the players by the game. Yeah, I don't remember that shit.

Yeah, for sure. I think, yeah. I mean, he's also just old. This is what happens so old people, right? They just go, oh, the world is changing and I don't like it. I can't wait to see what I hate at 70-something. I know. You got all your hate out of your system already.

No. I mean, you've been Donkey to the Day in for the last decade. Donkey Today isn't about hate, though. Donkey Day is just giving people the credit they deserve for being stupid. Sometimes I changed my mind during Donkey Day Day. Like, I gave Donkey Today to Day to day to a woman who quit being a teacher to be a porn star. And then you just changed your mind. And she said, God told her to do it.

In the middle of it, I'm like, Why, how do I know what God told her to do? Why would God make her do that? She said she's performing a service and it's kind of true, bro. No, what service? What do you mean? We all watch porn. No, we don't.

Yes, we do. You love it. You love it. You jerk off to it. You're getting a stiffy right now thinking about it. It does make you get a stiffy. Definitely. And it is a good jerk off material.

But it's just a bad thing. Like there's nobody that does porn and is proud that they did it. Sure. Every person that does porn regrets it. You ask every single one of them later on in life. They're like, I wish I never did that. And nobody that has success goes into it. Nobody that's famous, rich, and has accomplished things in life goes, I think I'd like to do porn now.

And that's how you know that it's not, name a person that is successful, rich, and a comedy. We have only fans now, right? Only fans are abhorred. Might as well be. People are getting naked and everything else and they are fucking unlawful. But name a person that's successful, accomplished, and rich that is doing and only fans, right?

What's that girl's name? Bad Baby or whatever? She ain't on it no wall. She needs money? She's not on there no more? No, she doesn't. Even if she's doing it for money. Like, they're doing it because they need money. That's it. If they didn't need money, they wouldn't do it. Yeah, it's just clapping. She didn't really have anything going for her music-wise.

Yeah, it's the easiest. Listen, as a woman, the easiest way for you to make money is by selling your body in some way. Depends if people want to see you or not. That is also true. As a beautiful woman or a famous woman, the easiest way that you can make money is by selling your body. And as a woman in general, the easiest way that you can make money is by selling your body. Showing off that holy trinity.

Dang. So, you know what the holy trinity is. Bang, bang. Bang. Oh, bang. Bang. Bang. Oh, you don't even put tithes in a holy trinity?

No. You're not into tities. Oh. Holy. That's good. That guy's good. You didn't think that at the beginning. You didn't think that in the beginning, but that guy's good.

That guy's good. No, that guy's good. You didn't know that when you first said it? I did. No, you didn't. You said enough times and then it hit. Holy Trinity. Anyway, all that shit.

And call me Phil Jackson if you want, but all that shit is wrong. And I'm not saying you shouldn't be allowed to do wrong shit, but it's not, it's nothing we should be proud of. And it's nothing that you're, it is something you're absolutely going to regret when you get on. Yo, salute to all the porn stars out there, man. We appreciate your service, man. Nah, bro. You know what I'm saying? We appreciate your service, man.

Every one of them regrets. Yo, watch these porn stars when they leave porn. They're like, oh, my God, these horrible, traumatic things happen to me. It's like... Yo, the church says, come as you are. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Who's my boy? Biden running again?

Joe Biden. And Biden, listen, when you start your video off saying, whatever, you put out your statement and it says, fucking, um, um, you're in condition to run. Democrats are goofies, bro. Look how goofy y'all are. Y'all really judge Trump and people who like Trump

when you got this motherfucker running again? What do you say? Freedom. Oh, Jesus. Personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as Americans. There's nothing more important, nothing more sacred. That's been the work of my first turn to fight for our democracy.

American shambung it for what he's... To protect our rights, to make sure that everyone in this country is treated equally and that everyone is given a fair shot. I'm not listening to three minutes of this shit, yo. The world is in shambling. Aren't you embarrassed to be a Democrat? America isn't sure. I'm not a Democrat.

So, yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. I'm not a Republican either. Yeah, boy. I'm nothing. Yeah, I'm not saying you got to be a Republican. I'm just out of it.

I just... What about you, Chris? You like Biden? going for Biden again? I think we could use a fresh new person on the scene. That's why it's whack that the DNC won't let nobody prime. They won't do no primaries next year, man. Do a fucking primary

debate. They pussy. Put Joe Biden up on that stage with Bobby Kennedy who's challenging him and Marianne Williamson and whoever steps up to the plate and let's have a fucking discussion, yo. What else we got Taylor gang? Man, Matt and Tyler for crying on the plane. He's a sucker. Yeah. If that woman was

on the plane with her husband, he wouldn't play with her like that. Different situation. All right. What else? What else we got, Taylor? Oh, this is interesting. Designer masturbated on a plane. He said he wasn't high.

He wasn't under the influence or nothing. He said it was because of mental health issues he's currently facing. He was charged for allegedly masturbating on the plane. He's been hit with a decent exposure charge. His court hearing will be scheduled soon. Wait, was he in his seat? He said, I am ashamed of my actions that happened on that plane.

I landed back in the States and admitting myself to a facility to help me. I'll be canceling all of my shows and any obligations to tell further notice. Mental health is real, guys. Please pray for me. If you're not feeling like yourself, please get help. Didn't you say something to the doctors, too? According to legal docs, flight attendants that led you told him multiple times to stop. He eventually was taken to the back of the plane when he was monitored by two of his friends.

The FBI affidavit said the jar Vaseline dropped into the aisle as he was getting up to switch seats. First of all. Yeah, sorry. First of him. How you got a jar onto the plane? Who jerked off of Vaseline? No, that's fire. I don't think nobody's ever jerked off of Vaseline

in the history of life. Avino is the best. I used to jerk off of Vaseline when I was a child. I don't believe that. Really? With the family tub. I bet you never nutted. I did nut every single time. I do two days.

I go back to back. Damn. Is it hard or no? It's soft. It's smooth. It's the best. It's like saliva on steroids. Yeah, I've tried Vaseline.

I didn't like it. I like it. What do you use? Avino. Avino or jergins. Jerk with the Jurgens. Yeah. Jerk with the Jurgens.

I'm jacking all with Jurgens and I'm jerking, but this whole bottle of Viagra isn't working. What was that? Somebody said that for real? Has M&M. Jerking with the Jurgens? No, no, no. No.

He said. I'm jacking off with Jurgens and I'm jerking, but this whole bottle of Viagra isn't working. Jesus Christ. You got to be a madman to take Viagra. Yo, that is self. You're a wild. That's self-indulgent, bro.

That is. That is. Yeah. What did he say? Oh, after landing in Minneapolis, authorities said it was spoken to me. Who told him it all happened. It's just a fascinating human being.

It all happened. He's just a fascinating human being. This is a two-time, New York Times bestseller, just read Minneapolis. He put four more letters into a word that doesn't have them. Minneapolis. Okay, go. After landing in Minneapolis.

The story we say they spoke with designer. He told him it all happened because he really didn't get much. Cudy while in Japan and was brick hog. This guy. This guy right here. That's your excuse? I ain't got no pussy in Japan so I had to beat dick on the flight. I didn't make shit up.

He really said that. No way. Yo, how you can't get pussy in Japan? No, they're selling in Japan? They sell it all. They sell it all. Sell it all. Don't wait to fifth, Chris.

Come on, Chris. Chris. Chris. What? Chris. Chris. Do they sell pussy in Japan or not, Chris? Be honest.

I think sex is sold everywhere in the world. Yeah. Whoa, whoa. Isn't it a little bit more in Japan? No, I don't think so. Actually. What you mean? Bro.

Yes, you could buy a little Japanese pussy out there. What a lady boy? So just the way he drops. It's crazy. Trust it. Why y'all laughing? Why y'all laughing? Come on, bro.

You know you can. Design of goddamn, God damn. But you know what? That's an honest excuse, man. What you mean is an honest excuse, man? Why was you jacking off in the plane? I was horny and shit. I ain't get no pussy by I walked on the plane.

Brick, oh. Bro. Going to bathroom at least, bro. Yeah, that's crazy he did in his seat. You could go to the bathroom. Word is gone. But the fact that he didn't get no pussy in Japan is quite astonishing. He's never been to Japan.

So I don't know how easy it is to get pussy out there. Bro, you can get pussy out there in Japan, bro. For real? I'm pretty sure you can hire prostitutes out there in Japan that have sex with their vaginas. They definitely have the VR robots out there. 100%.

Come on, man. Come on, design it. You didn't apply yourself. But I'm glad he's going to get his mental health situated. What else we got, Taylor, gang? Throw me your phone. Hold on. Was that the great Dr. Umar Johnson?

What you ever refer to that man as this guy? Yeah. You show that man to goddamn respect. That is Dr. Umar Johnson. Okay, one of the greatest minds of the 21st fucking century. Are we still in the 24th century? Yes. Yes.

Let's say what you had to say. I really can't believe Desiring Gaining Pussy in Japan. That's crazy. Isn't that crazy? That's kind of a while, bro. He's crazy. He couldn't wait until he got off the plane. Yeah. He was brick hard, man. He was super bricked up. What do you think happened? Chris, have you ever been to Japan? I have not.

Oh. But have you heard anything about paying for pussy out there? Like I said, it's the same as anywhere else I mean, I know that Is it though? I think Chris bleeding the fifth for a reason Yeah You sound mad guilty, Chris They have the camera on you?

Come on now You look extra fucking guilty Come on Chris Chris Chris, Chris Come on Chris Chris Chris know something we don't know

Chris I want to know a Chris no W-Y-G-D-N What does that mean? What's all going to do that? Come on, Chris. Tell us about that W-Y-G-D-N. Chris, tell us about that W-Y-G-D-N. Chris going there with $100, $100, American dollars.

What y'all going to do now? Come on now, Chris. Ooh, you drop a hondo on her. Let's hear what Dr. Wu-Maw said, Taylor, game. Pull-up season. Pull-up season. I was through tired. to go to the fight yesterday. I just ordered it on my phone. Tank was victorious. Tank was victorious.

The ancestors blessed our young Baltimore, brother. Keep going, Tank. You to goat, brother. You to go in boxing. I'm the goat in black consciousness. Let's keep on going. Peace and pan-Africanism to all my brothers who were African queens. Peace and pan-Africanism to all my brothers who got natural-headed queens. Peace and pan-Africism to all my brothers who don't date sisters with European hair color. Peace and Pan-Africanism to all my beautiful African-sisters with natural hair.

Peace and Pan-Africanism to all my beautiful African sisters who are not making babies with coons. Peace and Pan-Africanism to all revolutionary activists around the world. Just pull-up seat. Yo. The fucking goat.

No, he's the goat, bro. He acknowledged the boxing goat, and then he hit you with a six-piece combo to let y'all know who the fucking goat is, man. Dr. Umar fucking Johnson, you. That's phenomenal. Stop playing with Dr. Why don't we have him on a pod yet?

He got to be the first guest on the pod. He said you got to pay him. I told you that already. Let's donate some money. He told you. He said you got to pay him. He told you what it was. What did, wait, how much?

I don't know. He never said a number. He just said, I will donate some money to this school. I'm saying brilliant idiots. Let's get him on brilliant idiots. You're not going to do a black podcast? This is a majority black podcast.

If you look at this room right now, it is. It is. So come on, let's get over here, Dr. Umar, the prince, the goat. The goat. The goat. Let's go to some asking idiots, Taylor. Let's go to some asking idiots.

God damn it. What? It's 209. Let's go. You ready? Taylor, gang. Taylor, Taylor, gang. Ooh, this is a good one.

Zachariah Talavan says, what law from the 48 laws of power have you applied to your life most? Easy. I don't know enough. Talk to me. Um, appear dumber than your mark. Play a sucker to catcher soccer. That's the one. The underscore corner says,

oh, no, I don't want to read that. That shit crazy. This could be a good one, but I don't want it to go crazy. Why, why, why, why? Say, who would you rather be stuck on an island with for 24 hours? Young Miami or JT. Designer. Japan's an island, doesn't it?

Yo, yeah, isn't Japan in Ireland? Just in Japan technically in Ireland. Yo, go on.

Well, wouldn't you want to be stuck on an island with design? Hell no. Horny as hell just running around.

Just fucking run. Let's start a fire. He just rubbing wood against his dick. That's got to be the scariest shit in the world, but there's you

and a guy alone and he's brick hard. Talking about a hornian and he starts jacking off in front of you. The bird. Pandah. Pandah.

I hope designer goes to get all the help that he said he's going to get. Do you think if, ooh, 343 underscore Allen says, do you think if your generation had smartphone, social media would be the same as now? Probably worse, bro. Yeah, so what is the question? Would social media be different now if our generation had social media? Yeah, would it be the same now?

I think that if we had social media, this generation would reject it. Every generation tends to reject what the generation before finds cool. So I think that we would be all on social media and doing selfies and all this shit. And I think the next generation would be like, yo, my dad and mom are so corny

for being on their phones all the time for taking selfies for posting pictures. Fuck social media. I want a flip phone. Their rebellion to create their own identity would make them reject social media. I think our memory would be shit if we grew up with smartphones

and social media. I don't think you'd be able to remember no jokes. That's interesting. I don't think I'd be able to remember shit to go in the air to talk about because I don't feel like anybody's actually retaining information in their brain. I don't even think people are actually retaining memories. I feel that way. In their brain. You know what I'm saying?

Like if you saw me I go to, I got the Black Effect podcast festival with this weekend. I ain't take no pictures. I wasn't recording or anything like that. I'm enjoying the moment. I'm taking it all in. I'm I'm processing how it actually feels. And the next day, I'm like, damn, I want to relive that again.

You know what I'm saying? I want to relive that again because the energy made me feel good. I don't think that nobody's taking the time to actually feel anymore. There's no way you can. If you walk in this room right now, the first thing you think to do,

plus your phone and record, just take this shit in, you know what I mean? You're right. Kick it with a person. Have a conversation. Even when people, y'all, I'll be thinking about this, right? When people will see you out and about,

if somebody runs up on you And they're like, yo, man, let's get a pick. You ain't even take the time to have a conversation. You're not even taking the time to, like, enjoy the interaction. Sometimes you don't have the time for a conversation. Sure. But I can say, what's up? How are you, man?

You good, blah, blah. There's something you can meet with brief interactions that make you actually feel. Like, I fuck with that person. You know what I mean? You're not even taking the time to feel anything because all you want is the picture. All you worry about is yourself. All you care about is yourself and how you can feed your algorithm on. Isn't that just the version of not going to know.

autograph when we were growing up. Yeah, I think in a way coming up and asking someone for a picture quickly is respecting our time. Because it's like, yo, I know you got a billion things to do. I'm even inconvenienced to you asking for a picture, but can I just get a quick pick and then be out of here? I love when people do that because it's just like they're considering I might be doing something I want to do. And they don't want to interrupt that. I'm not saying I want to have a podcast with you. Right.

But you know what I mean? Sometimes they be doing that shit. They do would be doing that shit. But I think the autograph thing is way more interesting. you know what I mean? Yeah, because I see people, you're like, yo, can I get your autograph? And then at the person's writing,

that might lead to some little small exchange. Just something. Has anyone asked you for an autograph in like the last 10 years? A dude did the other day, and I thought he was getting over on me. A dude had me sign a paper. He's like, yo, can you sign this?

And then I signed another one as well. And I think he was like an autograph hunter. Yeah, people they sell them. And I think what they do is like they can print an image on the paper that you sign, but your autograph still lies on top of it. So I did it, but I was just like, I was like, yo, this feels peculiar. Like, I don't know what's going on.

But I imagine what his game is, I'm going to get dudes kind of earlier on in their career. And then if they go and become the fucking guy, I've got an autographed picture of them. But it struck me as something, you know, that was a little bit. You should have like two autographs. The bullshit one, the Pugazi one, and then the regular one? That's funny. That's funny. Yeah, I think

I signed autographs all the time and people come to me more books You know what I can see But I'm shocked that anyone would even ask for an autograph It's very rare Yeah, yes It's rare You know, actually when I do get it

I'm like man, let's just take a picture Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah Mr. Duff's I love how he just contradicted himself Yeah, yeah You're like, this is beautiful This is why we're here

But that's different though Yeah, but you started Oh, autographs more intimate. It is. Also, 2023. You know, he asked me about back in the date. Hold on. Jazz Jita, this is a good one.

Uh-huh. Would you take two inches off your height for two inches extra dick or vice versa? My answer is, I'm good. But I want to know your answer. I'll take the extra dick. Wait, you would be shorter for more dick. But you're already eight and three quarters in the summer or whatever lie you say. Imagine having that 10, though.

No, I don't need 10 inches of dick For what? You say that to you got 10 inches of dick I honestly do not Is that Nick's games asking you about it You gotta push them in the fucking off of you You know what I'm saying? You don't know how 10 inches of dick

Probably amazing You wouldn't take you right now Let's say you got whatever you say you have 8 in 3 fourths in the summer 7 3 4th 8 in the summer Okay eight in the summer You wouldn't take 2 inches less dick

So now you have a 6 inch dick which is a normal size dick. Let's say you go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. But you also get to be 6-2. You look stupid 6-2 with a 6-inch dick. Do you know what also looks stupid? What? How old tall are you?

5-6. 5-4 with a 10-inch dick is winning. Winning what? Talk that shit, Taylor. The only way I'm saying that's because a lot of people don't want, a lot of women don't want short guys so they would never know. That's stupid. I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

That's them missing their blessing. No one, first of all, no one was a tenant's dick either, though. Once where it gets around, what? She said nobody wants a 10th's dick. Hold on the podcast. I didn't say, I didn't say tenants. I didn't say 10th last week. She said eight.

She said Pete got a little dick for a white guy. No, she thinks, because she doesn't know the height, the exact, the height. No, she doesn't know the length. So she thinks it's just big. for a white guy. What I'm trying to say is I think most women would prefer a taller dude with a normal size penis than a shorter dude with a larger than normal. Five four ain't that short. Five four is like Kevin Hart. Okay. If Kevin, I mean, if Kevin Hart was single, Taylor. Think about how famous. If Kevin

Hart was single, would you date Kevin Hart? No. You're a liar. Now, you can't believe nothing she says enough. She's a liar. Why do you think you know me so? Have you seen me with any short guy before? That's your fault. You keep missing your blessing your blessing. Why wouldn't you date a good looking, funny, let's say a guy was, multimillionaire from your hometown?

Oh, so he's Kevin Hart. Like, he's still Kevin Hart. What did I just say? I'm just asking. No, no, no, no, no. Are you saying Kevin Hart like, just a very good guy? No, actual Kevin Hart. You're going to take that.

Exactly. Yeah. But think about it, in order to be five, though. Now, stop it. In order to be five, four. You have to be Kevin Hart. You have to be Kevin Hart. That's what I'm saying.

It's not because he's funny because he's funny because he's funny. There's a lot of five, four funny motherfuckers out there. That you ain't given in the time of day. Yeah, I've never dated a rich, like, I've definitely done people that were. I can't tell him. Why would you height shame somebody? We're asking women things that we don't need to ask them about. Just no offense, obviously, to women, but they have no clue why they date anybody they date.

In five minutes, tell us that you don't want nobody. You don't want a 10-inch dick. You don't want Kevin Hart. You just don't want to happen. You never ask women why they date the people they want to date. What do you mean? Because they have no fucking clue. Why?

And they like to look at themselves through rose-colored glasses. I like to do. It's not just you. And men are the same way. We're the same way. We always think the best of ourselves in every situation. So women think the best of ourselves in this situation with the people they date. You're like, I would date him because he's funny.

That's not the reason. No, I love that he has security too Like I want and he needs to feel secure What is the security he has? But I'm not going to stand Like if he's a fucked up guy I'm not going to just be with him just because he has money I'm not just saying

No, no, no, no, no Because you're saying like I'm with him because of money I'm anything else but I'm saying if he had a fucked up personality I'm not going to- Assume you like the personality Would you rather the guy be taller With a regular size dick Or shorter with a larger than regular size dick?

I would rather taller a person Of course And most women Would say the exact same thing Yeah We're not saying tall With a short dick

But you're saying A short person with a long dig That's still like Yo stop talking about me She's crazy Like I'm not sitting here I know You are sitting here

You really You really hurt him Last week bro What I'm saying? Someone post that shit I'm Twitter That's a person with a long dick? What happened?

No, when you were like, I'm like, how many people would talk about my dick like that? I'm like, they do. And you're like, what? I'm not going to lie, certain things in life, you know, you don't long for it, but she's like, man, that's cool.

You know what I'm saying? It'd be cool if people just walk around talking about how big your dick was. To have big meat? I mean, not to have it, but just to even have the reputation to have them big meat. Larry Hoover. I'd be wondering, like,

yeah. Just be wondering, like, man, have a woman ever talked about me like that? They do talk about you like that. Really? Nah, I ain't talking about you like that. You're kidding me. They ain't talked about you like that.

So you heard his heart so. That should make me feel like Terry. Remember that old video on Terrio? He was like. He was like, fuck, you know. You want that 10, bro? I'm telling you that 10, bro.

You want 10? You want double ditch? Why not? Now, I add that to your head, bro. Huh? Somebody add two inches the dick to their head is crazy. Like, what do you mean? Suck longer dicks?

What is going on right now? What did you just say? What did you just say? I don't know. Look, go, come strong out, Taylor. Come on. What else we got, Taylor gang? Young Taylor who will never find happiness.

Yes, sir. You being a tall person. Yes. Which one would you go for? I wouldn't. I wouldn't change anything now. Stop. There's a goddamn question.

I'm being honest. I wouldn't change anything right now. All right. But the hypotheticals you have to pick one. How tall are you? 6-2. You'd be 6' foot with a 2-inch dick. Damn.

I went from 0 to 2. Damn. No, no. When I take away 2 inches of my height and add 2 more inches to dick. Think about your wife, bro. She might want 2 more inches, bro. Exactly.

She might want two more inches. I don't need two more inches. I'm not trying to say I'm fucking the biggest dick in the world, but like I don't need two more inches. And I want my height. Summertime vaginas get deeper, bro. Say again? Summertime vaginas get deeper.

Bro. You didn't notice that? That's true. Penises get longer into summer vaginas get deeper. So, you know, that is true. A heat expands. Do you do that I know that? You see tampons falling on the ground all over the street.

That's a fact. Yo! When girls put the sundressers in. Sundress season. Come on, man. That's shitty. Drop. Drop.

Drop. Drop. Pay attention this spring and summer. Just walk around. Just look down. Like, damn, that isn't a tampon. Another tampon. Another tampon.

To the top. Tampon drop. That's some bloody ass. That's facts. You didn't know that? That's facts, dude. That's facts. I know you think it's gross, but it's what it is.

It's part of the human body. It's a natural. It's what women go through every day. I don't think you should shame women for having to That's right. Producer Omega says, what's something is the final one. What's something that you used to believe in

but now no longer believe? The Charlemagne has a dick that grows in the summer. Definitely grows in the summer. What's something that you used to believe in but now no longer believe, Taylor? Um. You didn't even say enough. You were asking her the question.

Yeah. Oh, what? Well, are you trying to say... I was asking you what you think. Hold on. You try to say, are you trying to say you interpreted that? Like, you grow in the summer? Is that how you interpreted that?

I interpreted how he read it. What's something that you used to believe in, but now no longer believe. And then I said, Taylor. As if Taylor, what do you think? That's how I interpreted, like, tell him what you think. Not like... That is so, what's up with you? You know, you're a wild sensitive right now.

What is wrong with you, Taylor? You are wild sensitive right now. Let's in on one more. Come on, Taylor. What's one? Taylor, put your bra away, son. The fuck you think this is. Who do you think this show is, Taylor?

Come on. Taylor trying to get chosed up. She really trying to get chosed up on this show. You want to part of the horror highs. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Shit.

What we got? What's the question you wanted to ask? Taylor. It was like... This is actually a funny question. Go up, go up, go up, go. Go stop. I'm him, Jojo.

Oh, no, no, no. Oh, no, sorry. Yeah, I'm him, Jojo. How far do bald people go when they watch their face? That's hilarious. How do all this? Yo, when your face ends, Joe. Right, like him?

Yeah. So you stop when you feel hair. When you feel hair. So I do my facial shit, I do all of this. When I feel hair, that's when I stop. But you stop. Why not just do your whole thing? Like, why not use soap on your whole head?

I do. For like my products, I do. I do it all the whole head. So you don't shampoo. You don't shampoo. I do shampoo and conditioning. For what? What?

What are you wasting? Because your scalp gets dry. So I do the shampoo and conditioning. You think your scalp skin is different than your regular skin? Huh? You think your scalp skin is different than your regular skin? Oh, it is. Is it really?

Yeah, that's why they have conditioners for your scout. Oh, I thought that that was a way. But they got, they got conditions for everything. Your face skin is different than your body skin. That's why you use a face lotion.

That's just so they can sell you more products. That's capitalism, baby. No, man. Come on, bro. They sell us left socks, right socks. Because your left foot and right foot is different. Oh, my God. Well, put your left shoe on your right foot and walk.

I didn't say shoe. Same difference. It's the same thing. Nike. selling left sock, right sock. Put them on and they try, go put the left sock on the right foot and you'll see the different. Bro, you know it's crazy? I refuse to put the left sock on my right foot.

Do it and see what happens. It's not. I hate you. Try it and see. It's the same thing as left foot, right foot shoe. Compression socks are different. You really believe they're different? All this shit is different.

You'll feel a difference if you have. Why is the left foot different than the right foot which sneaker's there? Because I really. It's different, yo. You can feel the difference when you put the right foot on the left foot. I mean, the right, you know what the fuck I meant to say. The right sock on the left foot. You can feel a difference, yo.

Switch them right now and see what happens. When I tell you that I hate you. Switch him right now and see what happens. I mean it, though, on an emotional level. Switch them right now and see what happens. I love you, but there's moments where I also hate it. Switch them. I bet you won't switch them.

One day you will. Shala was fucking right, yo. They label you shit for a reason. man. This shit is all in line, yo. Your feet and your feet and your balls, everything. Yeah, that's facts, bro. I think that's all we got, guys. What?

God damn, Taylor, why are you holding us hostage? What's more realistic? Charlotte breathing underwater or Shultz doing heart surgery? Charlotte breathing underwater is definitely unrealistic. Both those things happen, bro. Both those things happen. Shultz performed heart surgery

before I breathed underwater. I had performed heart surgery. Why are we acting like this shit didn't happen? No, I for real have performed hearts. When? Because my wife was heartbroken before she met me. You got to let a legend be a legend, God damn. Let a motherfucker fucking legend be a legend.

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